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The American Movie Factory

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Presents a film

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Made by

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THE NAKED
A psychological film

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...and God created a woman and a man...

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and they were both naked...

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and they were not ashamed of it.

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<i>The Book o! Genesis</i>

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You have to copy it from this column to that one.

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It has to balance. Do you understand now?

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Not quite boss

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Then stop bothering me.

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Good morning, dear.

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You think so?

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Sure, I would say five kilos?

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Well, three and a half.

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But you are not very tanned

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Because the weather was not very good

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But at least you've rested
from your man and family.

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But I feel so tired already today, I can
tell you it still hurts here.

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Where?

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Here, in the back and my legs get so
tired.

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<i>L'll sit down.</i>

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Sure.

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And who's that?

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A new girl, assigned to us.

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Well, your departmenfs getting bigger,

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Not really, they have just
given us more computers

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Why, they just take up more room

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You can arrange everything by phone.

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You pick it up say “hello, good morning...

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It has too many keys.

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And so she's been sitting down all morning.

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And by phone she would just dial
the number and arrange everything

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Right...

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Good morning, boss, shall I make
you some tea?

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Have you finished that spreadsheet yet?

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Well, not yet, but nearly

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Ok, if anyone asks, l'm in a
meeting.

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All right, boss.

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How's the work going, Marta?

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Very well, boss, the manager
here explains everything.

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Very well l'm leaving, then.

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Be careful of that dog.

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Good morning.

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Yes? l'd like to vaccinate my dog.

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Here?

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Do we vaccinate dogs, Krysia?

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Of course not, boss.

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Previously, when I had Fly, I
used to come here his vaccination's

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Only the layout of the desks was different.

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Oh, but how long ago was that?

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There used to be a plant there and that desk
wasn't here at all...

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Oh, leave me alone...

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Why is he barking like that?

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Quiet, Fly.

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Is he called Fly also? sure,
what else would I call him

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Who cares about the name of some dog

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Since my wile died, he's all I have left

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And what breed is he?

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We go everywhere together,
for walks, shopping...

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I prefer cats.

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Yes, only that cats smell

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Yes, and some are so ugly...

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Persians are pretty. They have nice eyes.

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Persians have different eyes, green...blue

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The lady will vaccinate you in a
moment and we'll go home.

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We'll buy milk and some bread...

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Shouldn't he be in a muzzle?
people are working here?

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L've made a mistake.

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Look out with that dog.

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There was a notice “vaccination -
along the corridor to the lett”.

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But there's no notice because
someone's taken it off.

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But when it was on the door, they
were also coming here.

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So where should I go?

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Along the corridor
and on the left.

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In the Health Farm I saw a tilm
about a dog that could count.

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Count? yes and paint...

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Fly can count

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And at the end it sang a song.
Really?

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I promise

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And what kind of song?

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"Black Eyes"

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Impossible, dogs don't sing.

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Sure it's impossible.

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Whafs impossible, I heard it with
my own ears.

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It sang like that...

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What?

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Please take away that dog, we
can't work here.

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Come on Fly, we'll get vaccinated...
Then we'll go shopping...

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I can't hear anything... yes, now
I can.

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What? no.
lt's not a bank

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Who was it, Krysia?

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Some guy with a bomb. He thinks
this is a bank.

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But there's been no bank here for
a long time.

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Boss, I can't seem to type anything

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Are you hitting the right keys?

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This one?

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Ithink so.

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You're right it doesn't work.

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But not this one, boss...

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I see, doesn't work, either.

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Maybe they've cut the power off?

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Bozenka, see if that light works?

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That seems fine. Whafs wrong then?

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How am I going to re-type it all now?

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How much is left?

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Well this and that...this bookcase

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And in this small one, and those in the
corridor

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But that's nothing. We just have to
call Grzegorz

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You have plenty of it...Sure, lot of
work.

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And when you make a mistake,
you get a lot of nagging

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What?

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L'd like to deposit some money.

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There you are! Marta, make a notice:
“Customers are not served”.

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Boss, no one's answering.

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Then wait a moment. There's
probably no operator in there.

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Sure there isn't. After all
whafs her name, the receptionist?

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Olga?

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Yes, Olga. She's gone down to the
canteen, I saw her myself.

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So what should I do? keep trying.

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There's been no bank here for a
long time.

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No bank?

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They're on the seventh floor now.

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Seventh or third?
No, on the seventh.

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I thought it was one floor higher.
One floor higher there was another bank.

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Oh, good morning. Put me through
to Grzegorz, please.

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I wanted to deposit my pension.
l'm saving for my funeral

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Who cares? There's a notice “the
office”, isn't there? and no bank.

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People are so rude today

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Well, nothing works. l've tried.

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Such a big one or a small one?

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I think nothing's on

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No... all right, l'm waiting.

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What a chaotic day

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lt's like that everyday
Martunia, please put the kettle on.

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Would you like some coffee, Zosia?

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L've had three cups already today...

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Tea is healthy.

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Right, maybe some tea
no, better cottee...

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We've run out of coffee, boss...

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It can't be helped then, but wash
the mugs for us...

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All right, boss.

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Grzesiek, it's good you're here.

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Which computer...?

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What do you mean which computer?

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And what, doesn't work still?
You can't type anything in

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Oh dear

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You should turn it off and on.

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Martunia, what about those mugs?

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L'm going.

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Are you going to wash them?
<i>l'll</i> help you.

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Are you new here?

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Well? do you like it here?
Yes

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Have you been to the top floor?
There's a great view from up there

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Well, my dear? what else was there
at this Health Farm?

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Oh, they've made up strange things.

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There was one Mongolian who told
us to press ourselves.

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Press? press where?

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It depends where it hurts. They
thrust needles into us.

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In you?

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I didn't let them.

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Oh, Krysia, but I can show you
where to press to lose weight.

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Sure.

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I want to see, too.

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Turn round

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Raise your hands and close your eyes

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and say “Tong”...

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Well, all right and now we bow
down to the ground.

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Oh my...what about this pressing?

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Ouch! it hurts...

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Losing weight is hard work.

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So thafs why you're so bruised?

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What? Me? No, I bumped into a
wardrobe door during my stay,

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I forgot which side the door
opened.

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The water's just boiled, I'm
coming boss,

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Well, we'll see if it helped...

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So when are you coming back, Zosia?

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Monday.

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So you'll have some free time.

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It only seems so... I have to tidy
the flat, wash the floors.

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Everything's neglected, my old
man won't do anything.

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He has left a lot of dishes
in the sink...

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Even the windows are dirty.
What has he been doing with those windows?

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Maybe he's been looking out
of the window or something?

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Ok what can he see ?

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There's just the rubbish bin and
a withered old tree.

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All men are the same.
Sure.

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See you later, I'm going to the canteen
then off shopping.

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Good bye.

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How many cups of tea then?

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Just count...

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Coffee for me, please.

194
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But there's no coffee.
then nothing, thanks.

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One, two, three. <i>l'll</i> make three then...

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Zosia looked good, refreshed...

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What kind of health Farm did she go to?
They pricked her with needles.

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But she's lost weight.

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She hasn't changed at all,

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No...

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What do you mean no...
She has a big tummy and bottom

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But she's said herself that
she's lost weight.

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Maybe in her breasts.

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Sugar? Three spoonfuls for me.

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And none tor me.
I start my diet trom today

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What do you think you're
doing, Bozenka?

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Oh my God, boss, what
happened to your leg?

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The bloody dog's bitten me.

209
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Which one? The one that was here
for vaccination?

210
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What else could it be?

211
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It's been acting strangely from
the very beginning.

212
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It was so unnaturally excited,
wasn't it?

213
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Maybe mad?

214
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You should start working now.

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Look, dear, such a stupid beast
but understands people.

216
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I think it's fixed now, try typing

217
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Thank you.

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So, how about going to the cinema?

219
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Well, I don't know...

220
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Oh, this one, l've seen it.
lt's stupid. Shooting all the time...

221
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What...? lt's not this one!

222
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What do you mean?

223
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The one with the jelly monsters

224
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that jumps on people.

225
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The sound is no good, no effects,
its rubbish!

226
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But in this one it's different.
You'll like it,

227
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Hi, girls. Grzesiek, glad you're here.

228
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Your boys have been naughty at school,

229
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Beaten a teacher or stolen
some money trom him.

230
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Is Grzegorz married?

231
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What did you think? smart arse?

232
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Is your boss in? yes, he's shut
himself in his room.

233
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A dog's bitten him.

234
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What did he do to the dog?

235
00:13:31,160 --> 00:13:33,367
And what are you doing here, Olga?

236
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I can't stand it over there, the phones keep
ringing and ringing,

237
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And they just talk rubbish

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When you listen to it, you have
a head like that.

239
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And sometimes you just can't face
some people in the corridor...

240
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So what do you overhear?

241
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Did you see yesterday's episode?

242
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Sure, she's a bitch, ain't she?

243
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A regular whore, or even worse.

244
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Yet in this morgue it wasn't bad,
was it?

245
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I couldn't do that. Her husband's corpse
next to her, and she's snogging someone else...

246
00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:09,451
I don't blame her. When ljust
hear his voice, I get shivers

247
00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:12,328
Me too, I love watching him.

248
00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:15,167
Those doctors are perverts,
aren't they?

249
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They do it everywhere...

250
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In a morgue?

251
00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:25,681
Krysia, your aunt recently died,
tell us what it's like.

252
00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:28,446
Very cold, below zero. Unless the
fridge is out of order...

253
00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:31,122
See, perhaps it was out of order
there -warm, too?

254
00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:35,690
How? He was lying there blue
all over. The one who's in the ad played him...

255
00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:39,010
And he's a good actor. Pity he
won't be there anymore.

256
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:42,006
No way. l've read that all dead people
are coming back because people want them

257
00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:46,162
What, will they raise them from the dead?

258
00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:49,171
No. They'll be doing some
surgery on them.

259
00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:51,250
There will be a big crowd

260
00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:53,609
And that bitch will have three
husbands at the same time!

261
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:55,769
That be too good for her

262
00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:57,571
l've told you, a regular whore. Where
do they come from?

263
00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:00,924
You don't think she's the only one
0t that kind, do you?

264
00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:04,648
This series shows the real life,
everyone should watch it.

265
00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:07,321
My husband doesn't let me watch
it. He says it's crap..

266
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,004
He's stupid. Sure.

267
00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:14,490
My dad also doesn't let me and mummy
watch it. He keeps changing channels.

268
00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:16,610
My old man doesn't have the right to
decide.

269
00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:20,283
If only he said something against it...!

270
00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:30,640
Krysia... l'm going to see a doctor. I don't
think <i>l'll</i> be back today...

271
00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:32,928
All right, boss get some rest.

272
00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:37,205
Something hurts in my leg.
Did it have rabbies?

273
00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:40,848
I saw him myself attacking a policeman.

274
00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:43,721
He certainly hadn't been vaccinated!

275
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:47,129
What are you doing here at this time 0t
the day? Why aren't you at reception?

276
00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:49,647
I couldn't connect with any number in the city
for at least half an hour.

277
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:51,361
But l've just come in...

278
00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:53,921
I thought l'd faint, it hurts so much... damn...

279
00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:57,526
l'm going back, boss. Would you like to make
a call?

280
00:15:58,120 --> 00:16:00,885
Now you can forget about it

281
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:07,800
Oh, he's angry today, whafs upset him?
Do you have a cigarette?

282
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,684
Help yourself,

283
00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:14,644
We don't smoke here.

284
00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:16,924
Since when?

285
00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:23,365
I got upset.

286
00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:26,885
What has he been telling you in
the bathroom?

287
00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:28,441
Me? Who?

288
00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:31,600
What do you mean, who? Grzesiek,
of course.

289
00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:33,291
Nothing...

290
00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:36,922
Be careful he's a womaniser

291
00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:40,882
Olga, will you shut up? Right, Bozenka?

292
00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:42,641
Leave me alone...

293
00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:45,884
Ok? A woman needs some tenderness.

294
00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:48,487
There's nothing to be ashamed of.
I have seen a movie.

295
00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:51,686
Where one woman lived with gorillas for
twenty years.

296
00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:54,127
With gorillas?
What are you jabbering about?

297
00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:57,603
Yes, quite a pretty woman, a tall blonde one, it
was in Africa.

298
00:16:57,800 --> 00:17:00,007
Didn't she have a husband and children?

299
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:01,810
No,

300
00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:05,767
And those gorillas accepted her into their
family straightaway.

301
00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:10,169
I wouldn't be able to live like that, with an
ape.

302
00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:13,921
Why?
The children were nice...

303
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:16,721
What children? Well, the gorilla cubs.

304
00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:18,008
Christ!

305
00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:21,330
And how nice they were,
playing, chasing one another.

306
00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:23,922
Fooling around, it was nice to watch.

307
00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:26,647
It's always nicer to look at other people's kids.

308
00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:28,571
Right, true.

309
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:30,922
Zosia?

310
00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:33,566
Yes. lt's me again, my dear.

311
00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:37,328
Have I lett my postcard trom
the the Health Farm here?

312
00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:39,409
I don't think so...

313
00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:42,730
Maybe I lett it at the accounts department...

314
00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:48,561
Olga, in your office the phone is ringing and
ringing like mad...

315
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,446
l'm going.

316
00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:55,890
Zoska won't sit down for
five minutes.

317
00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:59,290
And on the phone she can talk for hours, keeps
the line busy.

318
00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:01,001
As if she had anything to talk about...

319
00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:04,124
And <i>l'll</i> tell you, a secret...

320
00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:05,243
Yes...?

321
00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:08,484
...that she's seeing a man at the Health Farm,

322
00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:10,921
Twenty years younger, judging by his voice.

323
00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:12,162
Youngen?

324
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:14,767
Yes, he's a driver, works in despatch.

325
00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:17,242
In our firm?
No,

326
00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:20,007
But once he brought some tiles to the bank.

327
00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:23,205
Yes, I remember
Well, it was then that they met...

328
00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:24,800
Handsome?

329
00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:28,328
I haven't seen him, but judging by voice,
he must be quite cute...

330
00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:31,724
Ok! He brought the tiles and you didn't see
him?

331
00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:34,249
No! I can just hear them arranging dates...

332
00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:37,051
Who would have thought that,
See you.

333
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:38,890
Wait a minute...

334
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:41,806
Boss, there's no more room on the page,

335
00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:44,884
Shall I put it on the next one?

336
00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:46,685
This? Yes.

337
00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:49,447
Didn't they teach you about computers at
school?

338
00:18:56,640 --> 00:19:00,122
Krysia, the one with the bomb is calling,

339
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:02,408
Will you answer?

340
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:08,163
No. She's not in.

341
00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:12,921
Yeahl? Same to you!

342
00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:16,167
What a pig. Unbelievable!

343
00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:20,881
Shall I answer, boss?

344
00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:24,130
We won't answer. Let it ring.

345
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:28,644
Good morning. Knives in promotion.

346
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,923
What notice?
"Salesmen not welcome"

347
00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:33,288
No...
It was hanging near the door.

348
00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:35,250
Someone must have taken it off.

349
00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:41,408
25-year warranty, they cut anything,

350
00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:43,171
Everyone says so.

351
00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:45,522
But they use such knives in “The Surgeons”.

352
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:47,769
Oh, yes, right.
Show us.

353
00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:52,125
Ok. One set; thirty Euros. Two sets; titty.

354
00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:54,608
They look alike, don't they?

355
00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:58,926
Will the knife cut through wood?

356
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:04,649
Absolutely , Even the thickest piece
but it would take a while...

357
00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:09,082
Maybe <i>l'll</i> take some for my old man, he'll be
using them in the allotment

358
00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:10,811
<i>l'll</i> take a set too.

359
00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:13,566
Good bye.

360
00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:19,203
My dear, l've found it.
What?

361
00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:22,406
The postcard l've promised you. Would you
like to see it?

362
00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:23,921
Sure.

363
00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:27,650
Why don't you answer the phone?
lt's probably that treak again.

364
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,002
Have a look, dear, thafs where I stayed.

365
00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:33,842
Quite smart.
Which was your window?

366
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,807
It was on the other side 0t the building.

367
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:38,605
Can you see this chimney?

368
00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:40,803
This crooked one?
No, the high one...

369
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,923
The second window on the left was mine.

370
00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:44,362
Which one, which one...?

371
00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:47,241
The second one, just here, only on
the other side.

372
00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:49,607
I can see that there were rooms with
balconies, too?

373
00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:52,009
One for three connected rooms.

374
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,286
You could meet people quite easily,

375
00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:56,881
sit down together in the evening, talk.

376
00:20:57,120 --> 00:20:59,726
Have you met someone?
<i>l'll</i> tell you later.

377
00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:02,969
L'm going back to Wieska, because my cofiee's
getting cold.

378
00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:07,326
Zosia, a phonecall for you.
For me? l'm coming.

379
00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:09,363
Take the postcard!

380
00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:13,367
Oh dear? Am I daydreaming or something?

381
00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:30,001
What a bargain! Martunia, pass me the
scissors please.

382
00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:33,562
What are you looking at? They're here on
Bozenka's desk.

383
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:41,209
Look, five balls of ice-cream for the price of
one.

384
00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:43,529
As many as five?
Right.

385
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:45,928
Different flavours?
Sure.

386
00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:49,130
Now, thafs what I call bargain. Five for the
price of one.

387
00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:51,084
Not like in our canteen.

388
00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:54,608
Why does Mawgoska never offer a discount?

389
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,240
You're right there, dear.

390
00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:58,842
She often over charges.

391
00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:01,163
Often? Always, boss...

392
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:04,927
Why are the scales behind her and you can't
see it?

393
00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:09,928
But I always lean a bit, and check it.

394
00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:13,683
Me too, but you can't see anything.

395
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:17,524
And isn't this mug pretty? Have a look, dear.

396
00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:19,409
Beautiful. . .a bargain, too?

397
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:28,489
Look, boss...
...yes?

398
00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:31,127
Could I leave a bit earlier today, please?

399
00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:33,164
No way, dear.

400
00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:36,808
L'm so unwell, l'm telling you, I think <i>l'll</i>
have my period coming.

401
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:40,249
Take a pill, then.
But it doesn't help.

402
00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:43,808
L've worked hard all my life, period or
no period,

403
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,606
Listen girls, Zoska's fiance is here.

404
00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:49,410
He's downstairs.
Do you want to see him?

405
00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:51,842
Sure!
What fun!

406
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:53,923
<i>L'll</i> tell others!

407
00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:57,644
Where do you think you're going?

408
00:22:58,160 --> 00:23:00,208
Sit down and keep an eye on everything.

409
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:27,131
Doesn't he look rough, l'd be ashamed to go
public with him.

410
00:23:27,360 --> 00:23:29,488
Have you seen how she clung to him?

411
00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:31,485
They don't stop cuddling,

412
00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:33,569
And she's an accountant...

413
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:34,886
Yeah...

414
00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:38,642
What they must have been doing in this
Health Farm.

415
00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:40,366
No wonder she's lost weight...

416
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:42,763
l've told you she has.

417
00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:46,244
And he's your age.
Yes, but looks much older.

418
00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:50,924
Why are you hanging around? Have you
finished yet?

419
00:23:57,400 --> 00:24:01,769
Shall I turn on the radio?
OK, for a bit.

420
00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:07,445
“Intimate questions”

421
00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:11,322
And another question in our quiz:
“Can you get pregnant during a period?”

422
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:13,040
We're waiting for your calls,

423
00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:15,801
The sponsor of our competition is,

424
00:24:16,120 --> 00:24:19,090
The producer 0t the “White Gull” lotion tor
intimate hygiene..

425
00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:23,007
...and we have our first lady

426
00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:25,726
Andrzej.
...so we have a male competitor,

427
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:28,686
Well, then, whafs the answer?
You can't.

428
00:24:29,120 --> 00:24:33,569
Are you sure? Think for a moment: three
seconds, two...

429
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:36,642
Say it! Say it!
You can.

430
00:24:37,360 --> 00:24:39,362
The time's up. We're asking our expert.

431
00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:41,051
It does happen.

432
00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:44,649
Menstrual bleeding takes place atter the end
0t the ovulation cycle .

433
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:49,166
Very good answer. You score one point.

434
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:50,800
Great.

435
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:52,206
The second question:

436
00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:55,523
“Can a period start during a sexual
intercourse?”

437
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,446
What?
The time's running, four seconds...

438
00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:01,479
It can't!
You fool, what are you saying!

439
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:05,041
Think, you have two seconds left...
It can, then!

440
00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:08,205
Of course it can! I can hear that someone
is prompting.

441
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:11,171
Well..., yes.
And who is so helpful?

442
00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:13,567
My wife and my mother-in-law.

443
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:16,969
Such help is allowed in our competition,

444
00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:21,002
Andrzej, the main prize is almost yours,

445
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:23,928
there's just one question left, are you ready?

446
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:27,489
I am.
The question is, are you ready?

447
00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:33,400
“Is it true that men have a special liking for
oral sex?”

448
00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:35,006
Time start.

449
00:25:35,360 --> 00:25:38,603
It's obscene.
Stop talking shit, mummy.

450
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:40,802
The time's running...
lt's true!

451
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,890
Find something else, Martunia, one
can't concentrate...

452
00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:46,408
you've won a lotion for intimate hygiene.

453
00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:49,081
Are you happy? Can I change the prize?

454
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:51,324
You can't.
Oh, fuck...

455
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:54,406
And now a quiz question for our listeners:

456
00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:58,488
“Can virgins use tampons during a period?”

457
00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:03,411
We'll be back after the break and we'll talk
about The Prostate.

458
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:10,002
It's very difficult for me to live up to this
image of an ideal husband,

459
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:12,767
Father, lover and surgeon in my private life...

460
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:15,361
Oh, God, it's him! Turn it up!

461
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:17,562
Quick!

462
00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:20,850
The part in “The Surgeons” series have
made you very famous.

463
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,048
How do you deal with it?

464
00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:24,286
What is she asking him about? She should
ask about...

465
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:26,324
Well, it isn't easy.

466
00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:30,570
Well, we have made 1238 episides of the
series,

467
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:35,244
Which gives us 187,243 scenes.

468
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:37,683
God, what a wonderful voice he has.

469
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:41,090
I record them and listen very carefully.

470
00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:44,251
I store the cassettes in special fireproof
lockers...

471
00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:46,767
You must be receiving thousands of letters?

472
00:26:47,120 --> 00:26:49,122
Why is she interrupting him?

473
00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:53,929
I would like to emphasise that I don't have
any surgical education,

474
00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:56,925
Every day I have to make hundreds,

475
00:26:57,480 --> 00:27:03,203
Ot decisions in matters 0t medicine
concerning my patients...

476
00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:05,364
You mean viewers. . .?

477
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:07,922
Why the fuck is she interrupting him!?

478
00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:10,811
Right, sorry, viewers
Any advice for our listeners?

479
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:15,683
Before we turn to a surgeon, in order not to
let such situations,

480
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:20,010
As in our series happen,l would recommend,

481
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:22,886
Simple methods of prevention:

482
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:26,923
Pressing the right parts of your body or
thrusting needles...

483
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:28,525
I knew it!

484
00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:39,440
Are you all crazy here? Why doesn't anyone
answer the phone?

485
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:42,486
What are you doing here, boss?

486
00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:46,441
What do you mean, what l'm doing here?
Where's my medical card?

487
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,729
Don't you have it at home?

488
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,446
L've searched the whole flat, the doctor didn't
want to see me

489
00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:54,047
Because they don't when you don't have the
card...

490
00:27:54,360 --> 00:27:56,169
Sure.

491
00:28:00,360 --> 00:28:01,122
Where can it be?

492
00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:04,049
L'm sure it isn't here,

493
00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:06,249
Perhaps in the Personnel Department?

494
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:10,087
Exactly. Martunia, go to Personnel Department
and ask it they have it.

495
00:28:10,360 --> 00:28:11,850
Where's the Personnel Department?

496
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:14,328
On the ground floor.

497
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:19,208
Why's he so nervous?
Maybe he's got rabies.

498
00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:22,728
He's so pale and has such strange eyes,
exactly like this dog's.

499
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:25,926
Fuck! You can't find anything in here!

500
00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:29,489
Maybe we should call an ambulance?

501
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,685
And we must act quickly, like in “The
Surgeons”...

502
00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:38,126
In one episode they brought a patient bitten by
a sick tox...

503
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:40,926
Yes, I remember. And this actor played him,
the one with a mole.

504
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:42,885
But now they've replaced him...

505
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:45,129
Yeah, there's a different one

506
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:47,363
But the first one was better...
Sure he was...

507
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:50,331
What a mess! No wonder it can't be found...

508
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:53,884
Would you like some water, boss?

509
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:55,491
No thanks.

510
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:57,006
Ok.

511
00:28:57,440 --> 00:28:59,647
In this series, he also didn't want to drink,

512
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,207
He foamed at the mouth...

513
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,411
Well, my child?

514
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:07,810
They say the boss has not kept up the
payments,

515
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:10,760
So they stopped the card...

516
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:12,241
What?

517
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:18,321
L've hit myself...

518
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:22,171
Martunia, give me this chair, please.

519
00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:28,761
Put your leg here, it'll be comfortable. We'll
call for help.

520
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:32,243
Oh, thank you, ouch, it hurts...

521
00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:36,203
Who has today's newspaper?
Grzesiu.

522
00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:39,046
But he went to school to pick up his children.

523
00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:41,888
But he probably left the paper on his desk,
he always does.

524
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:44,322
Martunia, go and look on
Grzesiu's desk.

525
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:46,921
Which room, boss?
What do you mean which room?

526
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:49,851
Off the corridor where a big ashtray stands.

527
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:52,122
Near the stationary cupboard.

528
00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:54,322
Right. Hurry up..

529
00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:59,084
Sit down and rest, boss.

530
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:02,443
...and breathe deeply,

531
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:06,601
Breathing deeply is the most important thing.

532
00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:15,486
I got it... it was in the rubbish bin...

533
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:18,644
Show me. We'll find the number.

534
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:24,163
You read it, Bozenka, I can hardly see.

535
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:28,125
“Errr erotic massage...” I don't
think it's this one.

536
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:30,282
What an easy number to remember...

537
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:32,369
Read on, on the bottom 0t the page.

538
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:34,562
“Errr transport...” No, it's not it, either...

539
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:43,451
“Removing stones...”, no. Removing stones
no.. “Warts” no... “acupuncture”...

540
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:46,524
Thafs it, acupuncture! Read, my dear.

541
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:50,566
“Acupuncture, good tor everything a
thousand-year Mongolian tradition."

542
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:53,331
God, thousand years...
l've told you.

543
00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:56,404
I can't stand this anymore.
But where are you going, boss!

544
00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:59,091
<i>L'll</i> show them in the Personnel Department!

545
00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:01,561
<i>L'll show the payments</i>

546
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,207
There goes the big ashtray...

547
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:07,721
And now he's kicking the lift door...

548
00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:11,407
And whafs he kicking it for? When the lift's
out of order?

549
00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:13,124
He's going nuts...

550
00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:16,369
No, someone's must have taken the
"out of order" notice,

551
00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:19,245
And what would someone need a notice for?

552
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:22,523
They'll steal anything.

553
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:26,571
Close the door, Martunia, we can't work
properly today.

554
00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:28,726
"The Office"

555
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:42,240
Why are these plants so dry? Martunia, go
and water them.

556
00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:51,489
Not trom the kettle, silly. There's fresh
water in the bottle.

557
00:31:57,640 --> 00:32:01,486
L've heard that you should talk to flowers, it
makes them grow.

558
00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:03,887
I always talk to mine at home.

559
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:06,600
Me too, only it seems stupid in the office...

560
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:08,444
It does.

561
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:11,968
This hanging one too?
Yes, but stand on a chair.

562
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:17,248
Boss, how does this article end?
Which one, dear?

563
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:21,525
The one in which the husband kept yelling
at his wile and she finally killed him.

564
00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:23,967
Oh that one... and how was it to end?

565
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:27,841
She won at the court case. and she was even
paid damages.

566
00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:29,724
And what about this one?

567
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:31,720
Which one?

568
00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:33,962
About dirty hankies.

569
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:38,681
It turned out that they sniffed those hankies,

570
00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:42,128
But no one could say which one was his
wife's and which wasn't.

571
00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:44,926
I thought so. All men are the same.

572
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:47,009
Thafs obvious,

573
00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:49,402
The air pressure is low today

574
00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:52,764
Maybe you should take a nap, boss?

575
00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:56,520
I don't know...

576
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:29,242
Have you heard what happened in the
Personnel Department?

577
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:30,083
What?

578
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:32,561
The girls also bought those knives and he
took them and cut them.

579
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:34,888
Who?
Your boss. then the police took him away.

580
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:35,808
Oh God!

581
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:39,647
He rushed in like a maniac!
He was looking for some card.

582
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:42,809
And today Wieska is working in Personnel.

583
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:45,571
So he grabbed a knife and wanted to scalp
her.

584
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:47,489
And what, did he?

585
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:50,490
He didn't manage, because he cut his hand.

586
00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:53,167
And we haven't seen anything.

587
00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:57,684
See! Everyone's seen it. What are you doing
here anyway?

588
00:33:59,960 --> 00:34:02,850
Hey, young one, give me a cigarette.

589
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:07,041
He used to be such a calm man, the boss of
ours.

590
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:10,010
Calm? He was struggling so much that two
men had to pin him down.

591
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:10,849
God!

592
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,651
And he kicked one of them and broke the
whole doorframe...

593
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:14,483
Jesus Christ...!

594
00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:18,202
He was resisting so much that that he made
scratches all over the door.

595
00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:21,882
Staszek the caretaker said that he had did a
lot 0t damage.

596
00:34:22,240 --> 00:34:24,720
And who's going to mend it, because he'doesn't
get paid for it...

597
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:27,486
And what was the reason?

598
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:32,648
Stand here and don't move.
What a crowd there is downstairs.

599
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:37,001
Look, who's come to visit us...
What big boys, exactly like their Dad.

600
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:40,131
There's no one to baby sit.
I don't want to stay here.

601
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:43,842
Nor do I, it stinks here.
Shut up or <i>l'll</i> hit you...

602
00:34:45,240 --> 00:34:49,040
And you must be Oskar?
No, he's Oskar. l'm Konrad.

603
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:52,727
Hi, Konrad.
Why are you lying?

604
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:55,406
Little rascals... your blood...

605
00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:57,889
...what...

606
00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:00,646
Well, l'm going back to work.

607
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:04,040
Well, how was it at school?
ls everything alright?

608
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:05,929
What?
About that teacher.

609
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:09,090
I don't know.

610
00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:13,123
The teacher fell down himself. They were
just standing there.

611
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:15,123
And the money? lt's untrue, too.

612
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:19,321
He doesn't know himself, how much he's
had.

613
00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:21,568
Oh, a maths teacher...

614
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:24,320
And the homework he sets them is very
difficult.

615
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,162
He's lately given them one like this.

616
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:29,562
A train had twelve carriages,
they stole four at a station...

617
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:31,285
It lost them.

618
00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:35,048
...well, lost, whatever, anyway, when it was
approaching this...

619
00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:36,725
...point B...

620
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:41,722
So how much was left if there were sixty
boxes in each carriage.

621
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:43,246
...packets...

622
00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:47,891
...well, packets and in each carriage there
were twelve packets...

623
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:52,281
God, I don't understand a thing!

624
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:55,247
But there were two kinds of boxes,
right...

625
00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:56,970
Dad, stop...

626
00:35:57,160 --> 00:35:59,561
because these teachers can't teach properly.

627
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:02,127
Yes, and thafs what this maths teacher's
like.

628
00:36:02,240 --> 00:36:04,288
Teachers have too much free time, thafs
why.

629
00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:07,364
Sure. Look, winter holiday, summer
holiday...

630
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:10,087
holiday breaks...
Right, holiday breaks...

631
00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:12,487
...twice a year...
and Teacher's Day.

632
00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:15,365
No one sends their kids without flowers to
school on that day.

633
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:18,046
And two months of summer holiday.

634
00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:20,687
But two months. Who else has two months?

635
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:24,203
When I don't come to work for just one day,
what a fuss there is...

636
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:27,370
Right, or you're late a few minutes.

637
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:29,085
Don't you start again...

638
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:31,362
And they have one-year paid holiday.

639
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:32,931
For child raising?

640
00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:36,886
It's a privilege for difficult work.

641
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:39,369
Difficult work! Counting boxes...

642
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:42,487
Oh god, leave it alone.

643
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,651
Oh, a computer... do you have any games?

644
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:50,610
Don't disturb me now.

645
00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:53,202
You can do it easier... with this key...

646
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:55,329
Go away, l'm typing

647
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:59,162
Martunia, let the children play... you'll
manage to type it later.

648
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:02,570
Don't move this cupboard, be careful with
that plant!

649
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,445
Wrong date...

650
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:06,565
Don't open it, leave it.

651
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:08,649
Wow, cool knives!

652
00:37:10,720 --> 00:37:12,609
Oh, a card, die.

653
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:21,050
God, it's the boss's medical card. Where
did you find it?

654
00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:24,925
Maybe we could sellotape it together?

655
00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:29,491
What a piece of junk. Dad, it's crashed.

656
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:34,763
It cuts even wood!

657
00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:37,486
Hello? Bank? Sure it's bank...

658
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:40,047
God! Hang up this phone...

659
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:41,811
Hurrah! A survival knife!

660
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:44,162
Show me!
Fuck off!

661
00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:48,205
God! He's cut off the desk leg.

662
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:51,888
It can be mended, <i>l'll</i> put something under
it.

663
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:55,724
Do you have a book?

664
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:57,445
Children, go and play on the corridor.

665
00:37:57,640 --> 00:37:59,051
Can we, Dad?

666
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:01,726
Go to Olga, the receptionist.

667
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:02,807
Sure!

668
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:05,250
Leave that knife!

669
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:15,521
Ok.

670
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:17,842
What about my computer?

671
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:21,603
But l've told you, turn on and off...

672
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:25,447
But it doesn't...

673
00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:30,410
Well, then unplug it.

674
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:39,288
Ok.
And now plug it in.

675
00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:40,601
Ok.

676
00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:44,729
It still doesn't work. What the hell.

677
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:50,410
Oh, it doesn't work because the cable's been
cut.

678
00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:54,082
We'll take the one from the kettle.

679
00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:59,921
Dad! Olga's thrown us out.

680
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:01,849
Don't interupt me now.

681
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:03,405
Can we play on the stairs?

682
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:05,841
Ok.

683
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,604
Damn, this one's cut, too.

684
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:10,887
And what now?

685
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:13,970
<i>L'll</i> pop over to storage and find another
one.

686
00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:19,281
They're devils, not children. Look, they
broke my knife.

687
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:22,330
Do you have a warranty, 25 years...

688
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:29,003
<i>l'll</i> take it home and my husband will weld
it in the workshop.

689
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:33,844
Maybe we should throw out this card?

690
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:37,448
Won't he need it?
What for? he will only blame us...

691
00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:40,803
Martunia, take it and throw it into the waste
paper basket.

692
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:42,365
Boss?
Yes.

693
00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:46,442
If the boss isn't coming back today, how
about watching yesterday's episode.

694
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:49,730
They're repeating it now...

695
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:53,367
Sure we could. Marta, go and get the TV.

696
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:55,125
Where from, boss?

697
00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:58,923
From the boss's room.

698
00:40:01,720 --> 00:40:03,085
The big one?

699
00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:05,726
No, the small one.

700
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:08,525
And bring some coffee, too.

701
00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:09,761
Where is it?

702
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:11,963
In the desk drawer, on the left.

703
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:15,050
And she can bring some sugar, too.
Right! Take some sugar, too.

704
00:40:15,240 --> 00:40:17,242
I won't manage to take everything at once.

705
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:18,970
So you'll go twice.

706
00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:20,565
Shall I take cream?

707
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:25,971
Does he have any cream left over from
after his Birthday?

708
00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:36,410
Connect the aerial,

709
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:37,891
This one's broken, shall take the one from the
big one?

710
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:40,089
Of course, there's no other.

711
00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:42,448
What a dull kid...

712
00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:59,601
You can't boil water...
Oh, Grzegorz, it's good you're here...

713
00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:02,650
We'll put everything back...

714
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,207
And whafs going on here?

715
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:11,767
We're going to watch yesterday's episide.

716
00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:14,327
OK, <i>l'll</i> watch with you.

717
00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:21,250
Everything8 fine, you can carry on working.

718
00:41:26,720 --> 00:41:29,166
OK, water is boiled.

719
00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:36,441
Three spoonfuls for me and a lot of
cream.

720
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:39,890
Three sugar's for me, too.

721
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:45,080
<i>L'll</i> have three, then, too.

722
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:48,085
I like coffee in a glass.

723
00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:50,322
At least you know it's coffee.

724
00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:57,291
Damn, it's boring.

725
00:41:57,520 --> 00:41:59,761
Who's interested in it?

726
00:42:01,720 --> 00:42:05,441
Why? Exercises are very healthy.

727
00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:10,286
I clean the flat, I shop and cook,

728
00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:12,807
I don't need anymore exercise,

729
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:17,886
Yet I like to move a bit in front of the TV...

730
00:42:21,240 --> 00:42:24,722
Oops! l've spilt it on me

731
00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:28,171
Come on, Krysia, try it with me.

732
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:31,002
Martunia, join us.

733
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:39,080
In line... and one, two... and one, two...

734
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:42,250
They should film us.

735
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:44,482
Look at me!

736
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,525
Now me!

737
00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:53,570
And me!

738
00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:12,850
It really makes you relaxed, this exercise.

739
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:28,887
Look, it's starting...

740
00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:32,647
"The Surgeons"

741
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:39,966
I had to operate on him.

742
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:44,768
It was him who killed your parents while
driving intoxicated.

743
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:48,601
Would you like anything else?
Juice, please. And you, darling?

744
00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:50,922
- The same.
- All right.

745
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:54,928
He's made you an orphan and you want to
save his life?

746
00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:57,726
I can't avoid it... l'm a surgeon...

747
00:43:57,920 --> 00:44:01,288
He's a bad man. He hasn't even apologized
for killing your parents.

748
00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:03,642
You can't label everyone as bad.

749
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:07,049
You have to find a spark of goodness in
everyone.

750
00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:11,446
But he's been bad all his life. He killed my
parents, too...

751
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:15,207
Did he?
He did. It was my aunt that raised me.

752
00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:20,606
We've been married for so long. Why haven't
you told me before?

753
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:22,325
Because I was ashamed.

754
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:25,165
How could you! You know I love you.

755
00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:30,887
The juice for you.

756
00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:55,883
If you save him now, you must know he'll
do harm to you again.

757
00:44:57,200 --> 00:45:00,044
I know, but my conscience doesn't let me do
anything else.

758
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:02,044
On the other hand...

759
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:04,204
DADDY MUMMY

760
00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:06,569
FATHER-IN-LAW MOTHEFi-IN-LAW

761
00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:11,763
I don't know what to do. Give me strength.

762
00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:28,401
Oh, no, not in a moment like this...

763
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:30,848
Well, what then, will he operate or not?

764
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:32,610
Why isn't it working?

765
00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:34,410
Grzesiu, do something!

766
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:40,088
The aerial on the roof is broken.

767
00:45:40,240 --> 00:45:41,765
Can't you mend it?

768
00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:43,490
I don't have the key to the trap-door.

769
00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:45,967
We should call the caretaker?

770
00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:48,447
They won't pick up the phone.

771
00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:55,043
I wouldn't operate on him.

772
00:45:55,240 --> 00:45:58,483
You're wrong there. Thafs why you couldn't
play in such a series.

773
00:45:58,680 --> 00:45:59,886
Yes, I could.

774
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:01,491
Yeah, sure. And who would you play?

775
00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:04,970
A surgeon, who else?
I thought that a patient.

776
00:46:05,240 --> 00:46:08,847
What patient?
The one with the tube...

777
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:16,011
Oh, come on! Bozenka, you would play
my wife.

778
00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:18,686
Come here, <i>l'll</i> show you how we could
talk...

779
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:20,809
Stop being foolish...

780
00:46:21,240 --> 00:46:22,844
Marta, you come here, then...

781
00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:26,090
Can I, boss?
Go, my child.

782
00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:31,840
To cut him or not to cut him?

783
00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:33,610
Well... not to cut...

784
00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:36,486
You must call me “darling”.
Right!

785
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:40,800
Give me strength, darling.
But how?...darling...

786
00:46:42,720 --> 00:46:43,846
Thafs how...!

787
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:48,170
God! I knew it!
What are you doing here...?

788
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:51,490
You pervert! The children are running alone
on the roof...

789
00:46:51,720 --> 00:46:53,290
What do you mean, on the roof?

790
00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:55,727
They've pulled out the whole aerial!
...you pimp!

791
00:46:55,840 --> 00:46:57,046
...but darling, the children...

792
00:46:57,320 --> 00:46:59,527
Fuck. Let them know what kind of father
they have!

793
00:46:59,880 --> 00:47:02,042
Eva, let's go out, <i>l'll</i> explain everything.

794
00:47:02,240 --> 00:47:04,004
L've just got here and what are you doing!

795
00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:06,561
Why are you hanging around with this
wire?!

796
00:47:06,720 --> 00:47:08,563
Who's going to pay for it!

797
00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:11,810
Go away! Can't you see l'm talking to
my wife?!

798
00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:13,166
You bastard!

799
00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:14,407
But, darling...

800
00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:16,369
Don't you darling me! You keep sitting
there all the time!

801
00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:18,250
...but their computer has broken

802
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:19,322
Quiet!

803
00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:22,648
He deserved it long ago.

804
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:24,410
She's a saint, this wife of his.

805
00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:26,842
But we were just pretending...

806
00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:31,329
Pretending!
To deprive a wife of a husband.

807
00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:34,567
- And children of a father...

808
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:37,087
Maybe <i>l'll</i> go and explain to Ewa?

809
00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:40,966
A couple must sort everything out
themselves.

810
00:47:41,680 --> 00:47:44,206
You'll understand when you grow up.

811
00:47:59,240 --> 00:48:02,130
Well, I don't know how l'm going to walk
home today...

812
00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:03,965
Zoska, you've been drinking?

813
00:48:04,240 --> 00:48:05,605
Just a glass...

814
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:07,290
Yeah, sure!?

815
00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:10,450
Nice show we have there in the corridor?

816
00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:14,122
Grzesiu's wife got a bit upset.
l've seen it.

817
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:16,684
And don't worry, kid.

818
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:18,570
You think so?

819
00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:20,842
Wives are always jealous.

820
00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:23,123
Zoska, what are you talking about?

821
00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:28,327
When people are in love, they're together,
and if not, bye-bye.

822
00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:31,450
And not for hanging around and spying...

823
00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:35,321
She's come for the children. They were running
alone on the roof...

824
00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:39,201
She wants an excuse to check on her husband

825
00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:43,530
If the young have a liking for each other,
why interrupt them?

826
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:46,730
After all, it's afeeling. Right?

827
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:53,890
The first day at work is the worst one.

828
00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:57,211
Kryska, you spend too much time sitting
at your desk...

829
00:48:57,840 --> 00:49:00,810
You should go to the Health Farm

830
00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:05,250
Bozenka would take care of everything,
wouldn't you?

831
00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:06,885
Sure.

832
00:49:07,520 --> 00:49:11,889
And the people that go there are important,
responsible, etc...

833
00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:15,602
discreet... you might meet someone...

834
00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:17,729
I want to go to the Health farm too

835
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,685
You have to arrange it - only one at a time

836
00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:23,526
What am I supposed to do there,
with all those ill people?

837
00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:26,286
The Heath Farm is not a morgue.

838
00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:29,882
Look at me! I have a nice figure, don't I?

839
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:32,206
Sure.

840
00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:35,251
And good complexion! Good memory...

841
00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:36,848
Oh, Zosia...

842
00:49:37,160 --> 00:49:40,846
I mean, madam you've left your bag in my car.

843
00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:45,962
Oh, really! So I have forgotten it?
Oh dear!

844
00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:48,483
So you've gone for a ride?

845
00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:50,325
Yes, in the car park

846
00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:54,167
Jurek taught me how to change gears.

847
00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:55,083
You?

848
00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:58,046
There are twenty four of them.

849
00:49:58,920 --> 00:50:02,003
First, second, third...

850
00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:05,051
Second was wrong, Zosia.

851
00:50:05,240 --> 00:50:08,722
First, second, third with the thumb...

852
00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:10,805
What kind of car is it?

853
00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:12,406
It's a lorry

854
00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:17,649
Twelve cylinders, five hundred horses! And
what a big cabin!

855
00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:20,811
There's everything in there:

856
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:24,721
expresso, TV set, a bed for long routes.

857
00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:28,126
<i>L'll</i> be going then.

858
00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:30,243
Excuse me.

859
00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:33,922
Maybe you'll stay for a while,
Jurek, we'll have some coffee.

860
00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:36,288
No, no, Jurek must go

861
00:50:36,480 --> 00:50:38,130
<i>No, why, l'll manage.</i>

862
00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:40,851
l'd like some more coffee.

863
00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:43,162
But you've had some in the lorry.

864
00:50:43,720 --> 00:50:45,165
But I haven't tried yours yet.

865
00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:48,330
Martunia, go and wash the cups.

866
00:50:48,720 --> 00:50:50,609
All right, boss.

867
00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:53,491
Are you good at computers?

868
00:50:53,720 --> 00:50:55,051
No, l'm just learning...

869
00:50:55,240 --> 00:50:57,083
l've delivered computers a few times

870
00:50:57,240 --> 00:50:59,686
A nice load, well packed, can't rot...

871
00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:01,560
Do you know this joke?

872
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:14,080
Three virgins agreed to try and see
who can do it for the longest time.

873
00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:21,969
What are they doing there ?

874
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:23,845
<i>L'll</i> go and see.

875
00:51:24,240 --> 00:51:28,370
Sit here, dear. Why are you so nervous?
Tell us more about the Health Farm

876
00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:30,325
No, <i>l'll</i> go and check.

877
00:51:30,720 --> 00:51:35,123
You've said yourself that if young people
have a liking for each other.

878
00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:36,925
Fuck. ...!

879
00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:56,089
Boss, l'm afraid Zosia and Jurek,
won't come for coffee.

880
00:51:56,320 --> 00:52:00,041
I thought so, child. Sit down and keep typing.

881
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:13,641
Oh, boss, there's a good view of them from
here.

882
00:52:17,480 --> 00:52:20,802
T seems that Zoska is fitter atter going to the Health Farn

883
00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:24,203
They're doing the second lap and she's still
catching up.

884
00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:27,842
She should be careful now, because he's opened
the door of the car.

885
00:52:28,040 --> 00:52:29,963
She should have ducked.

886
00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:32,327
She's not wearing her glasses

887
00:52:33,520 --> 00:52:37,081
That car has fast accelaration.
Zoska's stood up quickly

888
00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:39,761
God! He's gone through the red light.
did you see it?

889
00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:41,764
She won't manage to catch up now.

890
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:44,162
Sure. Twelve cylinders, five hundred horses.

891
00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:46,846
Who could race with such a beast

892
00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:56,409
Hello? Yes, it's me where should I be?

893
00:52:56,600 --> 00:53:00,844
Don't bother me now, because l'm busy.

894
00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:05,250
Your husband?

895
00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:08,808
Who else could it be? Back trom
the allotment and hungry.

896
00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:11,850
I wonder what <i>l'll</i> cook him for dinner.

897
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:15,970
Boss, l've finished the first page.

898
00:53:16,120 --> 00:53:18,441
Keep typing, then.

899
00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:21,681
It's so boring in here, girls...

900
00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:23,291
We have work to do.

901
00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:25,608
Zoska's sitting on the stairs and crying.

902
00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:27,404
She's to blame.

903
00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:30,724
And Grzesiek has a black eye

904
00:53:32,280 --> 00:53:35,363
l've got an itch. ls the weather going to
change?

905
00:53:35,720 --> 00:53:38,849
You'll have visitors.
l'm not expecting any...

906
00:53:39,120 --> 00:53:40,849
Do you know this one:

907
00:53:41,080 --> 00:53:44,368
“The husband comes back from a business trip
and finds his wife with a lover...

908
00:53:45,040 --> 00:53:47,008
So he says: “Whafs this man doing in
our bed?”

909
00:53:47,200 --> 00:53:50,602
And she answers: “Wonders, darling,
wonders!”

910
00:53:51,480 --> 00:53:53,050
Why Bren? you laughing?

911
00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:54,042
Because it's stupid.

912
00:53:54,320 --> 00:53:56,846
Stupid? its simple, wife with a lover, and...

913
00:53:57,480 --> 00:53:59,721
ls the aerial working?
No

914
00:53:59,880 --> 00:54:02,247
They've just mended it

915
00:54:02,520 --> 00:54:04,045
So maybe it is.

916
00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:07,244
Then check it. I must fill out this form

917
00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:10,051
Martunia, turn on the TV.

918
00:54:10,720 --> 00:54:13,166
It's working Ok,

919
00:54:13,720 --> 00:54:15,165
Wait a moment! Look, it's our boss
in the news!

920
00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:17,886
Turn it up.

921
00:54:20,600 --> 00:54:23,206
I can't. Then move away, we can't see.

922
00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:25,562
Oh, thafs my door.

923
00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:30,444
This TV makes you look so fat.
Yes, and older.

924
00:54:30,720 --> 00:54:33,530
No, he looks quite OK, only he shouldn't
frown so much

925
00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:37,968
Hurts, sure! He's so mean, thafs why.

926
00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:41,290
Those policemen, aren't they tall
and handsome.

927
00:54:41,480 --> 00:54:46,122
But on TV it looks just the opposite, if
you're big you look smaller

928
00:54:46,320 --> 00:54:49,449
and when you're big you don't look big at all.

929
00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:51,611
I don't get it.

930
00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:54,121
You don't have to. lt's just the way it is.

931
00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:57,529
Wait, if l'm shorter, then l'm taller on TV?

932
00:54:57,800 --> 00:55:00,690
Hi, what are you watching?
And what are you so happy about?

933
00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:03,810
Why should I worry? I have not killed anyone?

934
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:05,889
How's the computer, Marta, working?

935
00:55:06,240 --> 00:55:08,368
Working, leave the girl alone.

936
00:55:08,640 --> 00:55:10,085
What a nasty eye you have.

937
00:55:11,200 --> 00:55:14,841
Who cares? I'm been on tv!
well I don't give a damn.

938
00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:18,006
You're stupid, you should be more professional
Yes, Olga looks nice.

939
00:55:22,280 --> 00:55:23,805
Rubbish...

940
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:27,482
Don't you have any work to do?
Like sort the sound out?

941
00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:31,367
Or repair the lift.
What for? <i>lt'll</i> break again.

942
00:55:31,520 --> 00:55:33,727
I don't know how your wife can stand you.

943
00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:36,048
Which one? beause I now have a third one

944
00:55:36,240 --> 00:55:38,242
The one that brought you dinner today.

945
00:55:38,520 --> 00:55:41,171
Your wife brings you dinners?
Sure, and yours doesn't?

946
00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:45,166
Well, no... because mine works.
Mine works, too. and studies.

947
00:55:45,280 --> 00:55:46,281
Really?

948
00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:47,641
Grzesiek, whafs in this tin?

949
00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:49,842
Knuckles...
Where do you get knuckles from?

950
00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:51,923
They're giving them away at the Welfare Office

951
00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:54,765
We have to go down and get ours.

952
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:57,810
I was so worried about what to have for dinner.
Now problem solved!

953
00:55:58,600 --> 00:56:00,204
L'm going with you.

954
00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:03,443
Martunia, you're coming with us, you
should get some

955
00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:06,845
My father loves knuckles,
especially with mustard.

956
00:56:12,640 --> 00:56:15,530
Whafs wrong with the sound?

957
00:56:16,720 --> 00:56:19,405
Women like you.
How do you do it?

958
00:56:19,680 --> 00:56:22,411
You spoil them buy Flowers,
purfume etc

959
00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:24,124
Well, no.

960
00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:28,769
It just happens you either get it or you don't!

961
00:56:28,920 --> 00:56:30,570
Yes, but...

962
00:56:33,240 --> 00:56:36,130
you should put something on that eye of yours...

963
00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:38,800
l'm going to check the rest.

964
00:56:44,240 --> 00:56:48,802
You're right, it hurts like hell...

965
00:56:48,960 --> 00:56:52,681
Who would have thought she would suddenly hit
me trom the lett. . .?

966
00:56:56,840 --> 00:56:59,491
Fuck, she hit me so hard

967
00:57:04,280 --> 00:57:06,931
Don't worry, Martunia, that you didn't
get any knuckles

968
00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:09,083
Next time they will include you
on the list.

969
00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:11,249
You have given them your name, haven't you?

970
00:57:11,600 --> 00:57:13,967
Yes, I have.
See, nothing to worry about.

971
00:57:14,120 --> 00:57:16,088
Unless they lose the list again.

972
00:57:16,320 --> 00:57:18,004
It only happened once,

973
00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:19,929
Yes, but then it was ok for you lot
because you had vouchers

974
00:57:20,160 --> 00:57:21,924
and our department only got them
after the holiday.

975
00:57:24,960 --> 00:57:26,530
L'm going to the canteen,

976
00:57:26,720 --> 00:57:28,484
Mawgoska will give me some ice for
my eye.

977
00:57:29,960 --> 00:57:32,167
So Mawgoska back from leave?

978
00:57:32,480 --> 00:57:35,450
Yes. Three days ago. But have you seen
how fat she's become?

979
00:57:35,640 --> 00:57:41,010
How could I ? l'm so busy at work
I don't have the time.

980
00:57:41,240 --> 00:57:43,242
But she's always been fat.

981
00:57:43,440 --> 00:57:46,205
But not that much.

982
00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:52,529
Now she has huge tits and a big belly.

983
00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:55,400
Also an enormous arse,

984
00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:59,242
with a small head on top just like a bird's.

985
00:58:00,480 --> 00:58:01,845
Really?

986
00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:03,725
Yep...

987
00:58:04,080 --> 00:58:07,448
And the way she walks! how strange!

988
00:58:07,680 --> 00:58:10,923
And she turns like that...

989
00:58:18,080 --> 00:58:20,970
Oh, no! The computer's broken again.

990
00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:26,043
Because there's no power...

991
00:58:27,280 --> 00:58:32,491
Boss, look, when Mawgoska sits down,
it's looks like that...

992
00:58:35,760 --> 00:58:38,650
And she gasps like a fish:

993
00:58:40,640 --> 00:58:43,086
What are you laughing at, girls?

994
00:58:43,640 --> 00:58:45,768
Mawgoska?

995
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:47,445
Grzesiek has fainted.

996
00:58:47,720 --> 00:58:49,006
Grzesiek?

997
00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:52,090
He's had an electric shock.
What?

998
00:58:52,360 --> 00:58:55,125
Didn't you see the lights go off?

999
00:58:55,320 --> 00:58:56,924
God... how did it happen?

1000
00:58:57,160 --> 00:59:00,323
He wanted some ice from the fridge
but everything was frozen

1001
00:59:00,560 --> 00:59:02,005
...because l've been away for three weeks.

1002
00:59:02,160 --> 00:59:04,367
So he started to chop off some ice

1003
00:59:04,560 --> 00:59:06,369
I tell him “Look out”,

1004
00:59:06,680 --> 00:59:09,684
and suddenly something flashed,
and he cut through power cable

1005
00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:10,802
Oh, God!

1006
00:59:11,120 --> 00:59:15,728
Grzesiek hit the tloor so hhard that
the price-list tell ott the wall.

1007
00:59:17,160 --> 00:59:18,844
Grzesiek has had no luck today

1008
00:59:19,240 --> 00:59:22,005
Staszek, said that when you're unlucky,

1009
00:59:22,320 --> 00:59:25,529
Eveything goes wrong.

1010
00:59:26,480 --> 00:59:28,164
So what else has gone wrong?

1011
00:59:28,360 --> 00:59:30,169
Nothing, it's only a saying,

1012
00:59:30,840 --> 00:59:33,366
Staszek went to repair the cable

1013
00:59:34,280 --> 00:59:37,045
because eveything in my fridge
has started to melt

1014
00:59:37,280 --> 00:59:40,409
And there was a new delivery today.

1015
00:59:44,280 --> 00:59:48,001
Don't cry, Zosia, it's not worth it.

1016
00:59:51,800 --> 00:59:54,690
I'm off, maybe the power's back on.

1017
00:59:54,920 --> 00:59:57,810
Hey, new one help me get up.

1018
01:00:05,560 --> 01:00:08,450
What a fatso, and how she pushes
her way.

1019
01:00:10,880 --> 01:00:13,770
Have you heard what she's done to her
husband lately?

1020
01:00:13,880 --> 01:00:14,802
No. What?

1021
01:00:15,040 --> 01:00:17,486
Suddenly she felt like doing you know what.

1022
01:00:18,040 --> 01:00:20,407
So she sat down on top of her husband
and screamed go go!!

1023
01:00:20,680 --> 01:00:21,806
So what?

1024
01:00:22,520 --> 01:00:26,320
She finished and ran to work, and he stayed
in the bed.

1025
01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:29,007
With the spine bent like this

1026
01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:32,200
You're making it up.

1027
01:00:32,560 --> 01:00:34,927
L'm not! He could hardly reach the phone.

1028
01:00:35,120 --> 01:00:37,361
An ambulance took him to hospital.
Funny, isn't it?

1029
01:00:37,560 --> 01:00:38,641
Not at all.

1030
01:00:38,800 --> 01:00:40,882
Then I won't tell you anything anymore.

1031
01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:43,444
Look, the lighfs come on.

1032
01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:47,486
Hurry up with that typing , we want to go home

1033
01:00:47,640 --> 01:00:49,210
All right, boss.

1034
01:00:50,280 --> 01:00:52,328
God, is it this getting late...

1035
01:00:52,560 --> 01:00:55,928
Good, because it was such a hectic day

1036
01:00:59,720 --> 01:01:02,485
Really, this computer is...

1037
01:01:02,720 --> 01:01:05,246
It needs a bit of tidying up.

1038
01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:09,166
Krysia, could I call my husband?

1039
01:01:09,320 --> 01:01:11,687
Of course, dear

1040
01:01:12,400 --> 01:01:16,041
Well, Zosia, you sit here, and <i>l'll</i> go and put
you through.

1041
01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:19,370
She's a dear, that Olga. So helpful.

1042
01:01:19,520 --> 01:01:22,763
Martunia, dear, unplug the radio.

1043
01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:29,048
And the kettle.

1044
01:01:32,880 --> 01:01:35,770
Yes, put me through...

1045
01:01:36,320 --> 01:01:37,924
ls it you, bunny?

1046
01:01:38,160 --> 01:01:40,925
It's me, your sweetie. Well, l'm at work.

1047
01:01:41,200 --> 01:01:44,090
Yes, I know, but I couldn't call earlier.

1048
01:01:45,400 --> 01:01:48,290
But instead I have a surprise for dinner today.

1049
01:01:48,720 --> 01:01:51,326
What my bunny likes most.

1050
01:01:52,160 --> 01:01:54,970
Knuckles...

1051
01:01:55,520 --> 01:02:00,401
Well, quite big. I can't see how much because
I don't have my glasses.

1052
01:02:00,800 --> 01:02:03,804
Ok, <i>l'll</i> buy some on my way home

1053
01:02:04,280 --> 01:02:05,645
See you,

1054
01:02:06,120 --> 01:02:07,804
Bye, honey, bye.

1055
01:02:12,720 --> 01:02:16,566
This husband of mine is so funny, that you can
laugh your head off.

1056
01:02:16,760 --> 01:02:19,331
It runs in the family.

1057
01:02:19,560 --> 01:02:23,565
When his mother says something, you just
can't stop laughing...

1058
01:02:23,760 --> 01:02:25,603
Your mother-in-law?

1059
01:02:25,840 --> 01:02:28,207
You've said yourself that old hag...

1060
01:02:28,400 --> 01:02:32,246
You say a lot of things when you're angry. But
there's nothing like a good family.

1061
01:02:32,520 --> 01:02:35,683
And I can advise you to always take care of
your family.

1062
01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:39,970
Zoska, there's something wrong with your head,
I must have hit it

1063
01:02:40,160 --> 01:02:42,447
Well, l'd better go. See you, dear.

1064
01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:44,809
And l'm not saying bye to you.

1065
01:02:44,960 --> 01:02:48,043
When i get back on Monday and l'm going to
keep an eye on you.

1066
01:02:48,360 --> 01:02:51,250
God, Grzesiu...? What do you look like?

1067
01:02:51,440 --> 01:02:53,442
Where's my tin?

1068
01:02:53,640 --> 01:02:57,281
L've brought him here because he keeps
moaning: “where's my tin?”

1069
01:02:58,880 --> 01:03:00,882
Let go! lt's mine!

1070
01:03:02,640 --> 01:03:04,369
Sit down and stay there.

1071
01:03:04,560 --> 01:03:06,210
Whafs wrong with him?

1072
01:03:06,360 --> 01:03:08,442
It's getting better now

1073
01:03:08,640 --> 01:03:10,529
We have to call his wife,

1074
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:12,525
she must come and take him home

1075
01:03:13,840 --> 01:03:16,081
Olga knows his wife's number.

1076
01:03:16,280 --> 01:03:19,409
I can't glue this bloody price-list together.

1077
01:03:20,040 --> 01:03:23,965
It can be repaired

1078
01:03:24,280 --> 01:03:26,442
Has the price of the chicken
gone up?

1079
01:03:26,640 --> 01:03:29,325
No, but these prices here have moved.

1080
01:03:30,600 --> 01:03:31,965
Wait a moment.

1081
01:03:32,120 --> 01:03:34,726
Everyone's seen Grzesiu leave our room
with his tin.

1082
01:03:34,920 --> 01:03:37,241
But he came in without it.

1083
01:03:37,560 --> 01:03:41,360
Grzesiu, have you left your tin somewhere?

1084
01:03:42,080 --> 01:03:44,367
Maybe the new one's taken it

1085
01:03:44,560 --> 01:03:46,688
Me? But I didn't get one.

1086
01:03:46,960 --> 01:03:48,325
Exactly. thafs the reason.

1087
01:03:48,600 --> 01:03:50,807
Look, what l've found in the corridor.

1088
01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:52,570
Oh, my tin.

1089
01:03:52,720 --> 01:03:55,246
Some bastard must have eaten it.

1090
01:03:55,800 --> 01:03:58,610
Some people are heartless.

1091
01:03:58,800 --> 01:04:01,007
He'll take better care of his things
next time.

1092
01:04:01,280 --> 01:04:03,089
Well, we must go home.

1093
01:04:03,320 --> 01:04:06,767
Martunia, turn off this machine.

1094
01:04:08,360 --> 01:04:11,125
God, what happened to you, boss?!

1095
01:04:11,520 --> 01:04:14,808
They turned on me like a pack of mad dogs.

1096
01:04:15,160 --> 01:04:19,404
I escaped from the ambulance. Some
bloody lorry crashed into us

1097
01:04:19,920 --> 01:04:23,561
And I was thrown out on the stretcher,
across the road

1098
01:04:23,800 --> 01:04:26,371
God, what l've been through!

1099
01:04:26,520 --> 01:04:28,363
Yes, we've seen you on TV.

1100
01:04:28,520 --> 01:04:30,602
No way! They've lied about everything.

1101
01:04:31,800 --> 01:04:34,121
Is anyone following me?

1102
01:04:34,800 --> 01:04:37,201
Who could be following you?

1103
01:04:37,480 --> 01:04:39,448
The nurses!

1104
01:04:40,720 --> 01:04:43,121
Whafs my TV doing here?

1105
01:04:43,760 --> 01:04:46,240
Staszek was repairing it.

1106
01:04:46,520 --> 01:04:49,922
L'm starving... I haven't eaten anything
all day...

1107
01:04:52,160 --> 01:04:54,561
What are you doing!

1108
01:04:55,760 --> 01:04:58,570
Listen, in fact it was like this

1109
01:05:00,360 --> 01:05:02,681
I come in to Personnel

1110
01:05:02,960 --> 01:05:06,931
and there's this stupid Wieska looking at
some knives,

1111
01:05:07,200 --> 01:05:10,568
so I tell her to look for my medical card,

1112
01:05:11,080 --> 01:05:14,482
so she yells at me and starts
waving the knife at me

1113
01:05:14,880 --> 01:05:18,248
so I tell her to be careful because those
knives are very sharp,

1114
01:05:18,720 --> 01:05:23,487
and she tells me to be careful or she
will cut something ofi..

1115
01:05:24,600 --> 01:05:28,889
...it was her stupid giggling
so I felt like outing her head off

1116
01:05:30,400 --> 01:05:33,244
But she was faster, she got to me first
and cut! cutl- with three cuts.

1117
01:05:36,200 --> 01:05:37,201
It's just like her!

1118
01:05:37,480 --> 01:05:40,051
And all the other women started screaming!

1119
01:05:40,240 --> 01:05:43,722
The police rushed in and they wouldn't
let me say a word.

1120
01:05:43,960 --> 01:05:46,770
They pulled me like that...

1121
01:05:48,440 --> 01:05:50,488
What is it?

1122
01:05:50,840 --> 01:05:53,241
Fuck! my medical card!

1123
01:05:53,960 --> 01:05:55,769
Doctor! He's here!

1124
01:05:55,960 --> 01:05:58,042
Damn! The nurses!

1125
01:05:59,520 --> 01:06:00,442
Please, move out of the way.

1126
01:06:01,560 --> 01:06:03,130
Hello! Please open.

1127
01:06:03,480 --> 01:06:05,050
You'll never get me!

1128
01:06:05,320 --> 01:06:07,891
Don't be a child. We have to vaccinate
you.

1129
01:06:08,120 --> 01:06:09,042
Right, sure!

1130
01:06:09,320 --> 01:06:11,527
Is there another door into this room?

1131
01:06:11,680 --> 01:06:13,364
There used to be.

1132
01:06:13,520 --> 01:06:15,921
But now there's a hairdresser there.

1133
01:06:16,160 --> 01:06:17,241
I can show you.

1134
01:06:17,520 --> 01:06:18,601
Go on.

1135
01:06:19,400 --> 01:06:22,722
Grzegorz, darling, here you are,
poor thing.

1136
01:06:22,920 --> 01:06:25,321
God, how are you feeling?

1137
01:06:26,160 --> 01:06:28,083
Mum, our Dad is like a magnet!

1138
01:06:28,280 --> 01:06:31,170
Oskar! Take these scissors off
your father.

1139
01:06:31,400 --> 01:06:33,482
Hello! Please open.

1140
01:06:34,200 --> 01:06:35,645
Zoska. . .!

1141
01:06:35,880 --> 01:06:38,531
Jurek? Don't even come close to me!

1142
01:06:38,680 --> 01:06:41,251
Zoska, l've understood everything!
I love you!

1143
01:06:41,640 --> 01:06:43,529
Really?

1144
01:06:43,720 --> 01:06:45,722
When I crashed in the ambulance,

1145
01:06:45,960 --> 01:06:48,122
my whole life flashed before my eyes.

1146
01:06:48,280 --> 01:06:50,089
- Jureczek!
- Zosia!

1147
01:06:51,120 --> 01:06:53,691
We've come to the right place, Fly.

1148
01:06:53,880 --> 01:06:56,201
You'll apologize to this man...

1149
01:06:56,520 --> 01:06:58,921
lt's that rabid dog!

1150
01:06:59,360 --> 01:07:01,601
Get out of here, now!

1151
01:07:01,760 --> 01:07:05,924
They sent me back here from the
seventh floor.

1152
01:07:06,680 --> 01:07:09,206
Idiots!

1153
01:07:09,440 --> 01:07:11,681
It bit me! It bit me! that bloody dog...

1154
01:07:12,360 --> 01:07:13,600
HOId him iighi,

1155
01:07:13,760 --> 01:07:15,888
<i>l'll</i> inject him and he'll
calm down.

1156
01:07:16,080 --> 01:07:18,208
Help me! l'm innocent!

1157
01:07:18,440 --> 01:07:20,920
What are you doing? Don't interrupt!

1158
01:07:21,040 --> 01:07:22,371
Boss, run now!

1159
01:07:24,360 --> 01:07:27,330
Mattresses, of sea grass, ecological.

1160
01:07:27,560 --> 01:07:30,131
Look, Jureczek, <i>l'll</i> buy you one like this
for your lorry

1161
01:07:30,320 --> 01:07:31,924
If you want too

1162
01:07:32,200 --> 01:07:34,328
Where's my syringe?

1163
01:07:34,600 --> 01:07:37,171
You bastard! <i>l'll</i> kill you!

1164
01:07:37,360 --> 01:07:40,045
God, she'll kill my child! Do something!

1165
01:07:40,240 --> 01:07:43,130
Martunia, calm down, whafs got
into you?

1166
01:07:44,440 --> 01:07:47,046
<i>L'll show</i> all <i>of you!</i>

1167
01:07:47,280 --> 01:07:48,167
A knife!

1168
01:07:48,360 --> 01:07:49,361
Shut up!

1169
01:07:50,840 --> 01:07:54,890
You stop calling me Martunia! I hate
being called Martunia!

1170
01:07:55,840 --> 01:07:57,569
But child, ljust...

1171
01:07:57,760 --> 01:07:59,569
Quiet! l'm talking now!

1172
01:07:59,840 --> 01:08:02,127
I knew she was mad.

1173
01:08:02,400 --> 01:08:04,482
<i>L'll</i> show you mad, you fat bitch!

1174
01:08:04,680 --> 01:08:06,648
Oh, God, Jureczek, help us.

1175
01:08:06,920 --> 01:08:09,207
Keep your hands to yourself,
you dirty bastard.

1176
01:08:09,480 --> 01:08:11,050
But Marta, I was just...

1177
01:08:11,280 --> 01:08:13,362
Touch me one more time, and <i>l'll</i>
cut off all your fingers!

1178
01:08:14,400 --> 01:08:16,926
Well done! Smart girl!

1179
01:08:17,280 --> 01:08:19,487
Shut up, piss head!

1180
01:08:19,760 --> 01:08:21,762
I stole the tin.

1181
01:08:21,920 --> 01:08:23,570
But he ate it!

1182
01:08:24,040 --> 01:08:27,283
I must go to the bathroom.

1183
01:08:27,600 --> 01:08:29,602
Don't move or <i>l'll</i> kill you!

1184
01:08:29,920 --> 01:08:32,810
“Martunia make some tea”,
...make it yourself,

1185
01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:35,890
If you got off your arse more often,
it would'nt be so big

1186
01:08:36,120 --> 01:08:37,167
God...

1187
01:08:37,600 --> 01:08:40,285
What's the point of studying for so long?

1188
01:08:40,440 --> 01:08:43,125
To wash glasses? With some perverted
pimp!?

1189
01:08:43,360 --> 01:08:45,328
Let's catch her somehow, together...

1190
01:08:45,520 --> 01:08:48,524
You'll be the first to have your head cut off!

1191
01:08:48,720 --> 01:08:51,326
“Boss, this, boss, that”

1192
01:08:51,560 --> 01:08:54,040
<i>l'll</i> cut off that tongue of yours...

1193
01:08:54,160 --> 01:08:55,400
Do something!

1194
01:08:56,800 --> 01:08:58,290
Don't move...!

1195
01:09:01,800 --> 01:09:05,247
And what am I doing in this fucked-up
office. . .?

1196
01:09:07,840 --> 01:09:10,446
When will manage to finish the typing?

1197
01:09:12,800 --> 01:09:15,531
I probably won't finish in my lifetime

1198
01:09:15,720 --> 01:09:17,927
beccause I can't concentrate,

1199
01:09:18,360 --> 01:09:22,160
because you keep chatting all the time...

1200
01:09:27,720 --> 01:09:29,563
The injection started working.

1201
01:09:29,760 --> 01:09:32,081
God, she's scared the life out of me...

1202
01:09:32,280 --> 01:09:34,044
And the shit out of me...

1203
01:09:34,280 --> 01:09:35,805
What? Bank?

1204
01:09:36,040 --> 01:09:38,771
No bank, analysis department.....
l've told you!

1205
01:09:38,960 --> 01:09:40,564
Who? Yes, he is in...

1206
01:09:40,760 --> 01:09:42,569
for you, boss...

1207
01:09:43,640 --> 01:09:45,165
Yes?

1208
01:09:45,520 --> 01:09:46,521
What ransom?

1209
01:09:47,560 --> 01:09:50,040
Krysia, do we have any money?

1210
01:09:50,360 --> 01:09:52,806
Money? What would we need it for?

1211
01:09:53,000 --> 01:09:54,889
We have no money...

1212
01:09:55,200 --> 01:09:58,090
what “die”?

1213
01:09:58,680 --> 01:10:01,365
What do you mean “die”?