1 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:17,637 Ugh. 2 00:03:34,131 --> 00:03:35,667 I hate that part. 3 00:03:41,930 --> 00:03:43,886 Bounty-hunters, have you completed your mission? 4 00:03:44,141 --> 00:03:45,802 Oh, yeah, we wasted him. 5 00:03:46,017 --> 00:03:47,473 Check out the head on this sucker. 6 00:03:47,769 --> 00:03:51,057 Fine, however, an earlier expedition remains incomplete. 7 00:03:51,273 --> 00:03:54,891 A g-sweep of the planet earth indicates residual crite life. 8 00:03:55,944 --> 00:03:58,310 - G-sweep's wrong. - No way, your holiness... 9 00:03:58,530 --> 00:04:00,486 I was there. I saw it all. 10 00:04:00,699 --> 00:04:02,439 The g-sweep is infallible. 11 00:04:02,909 --> 00:04:05,241 The council is very nervous when it comes to the crites. 12 00:04:05,454 --> 00:04:08,821 They are a lethal plague and must be wiped out. 13 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:11,205 Pay for the hexapod kill shall be withheld 14 00:04:11,460 --> 00:04:14,418 until the eradication of crites on earth is verified. 15 00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:16,666 There must be no doubt. 16 00:04:24,139 --> 00:04:25,739 Does this mean we're going back to earth? 17 00:04:54,878 --> 00:04:57,085 What takes you to grover's bend, son? 18 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:58,753 My grandmother lives there. 19 00:04:59,049 --> 00:05:00,755 Oh, easter vacation with granny, huh? 20 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:02,923 Aw, that's a good grandson. 21 00:05:05,931 --> 00:05:08,718 You know what the bend's famous for, don't you? 22 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:11,811 What's that? 23 00:05:12,521 --> 00:05:14,241 Hasn't your granny ever told you about those 24 00:05:14,272 --> 00:05:15,808 space porcupine things? 25 00:05:17,359 --> 00:05:19,315 No, no, she never did. 26 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:21,560 Bunch of folks hereabout think they came 27 00:05:21,780 --> 00:05:24,943 from one of those unidentified flying ufos or some such. 28 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:27,399 Some say those little boogers attacked 29 00:05:27,619 --> 00:05:30,076 one of the farms outside of town. 30 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:32,078 Maybe a friend of your granny's, huh? 31 00:05:32,290 --> 00:05:33,746 The browns? 32 00:05:34,793 --> 00:05:38,581 No... no, no, she doesn't know any browns. 33 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:00,899 Come on, man! 34 00:06:01,444 --> 00:06:03,685 Buried treasure right this way. 35 00:06:08,159 --> 00:06:09,239 What the hell are we doing? 36 00:06:09,327 --> 00:06:12,194 Ain't nobody lived here in two years. 37 00:06:15,584 --> 00:06:17,165 What exactly are we looking for? 38 00:06:17,627 --> 00:06:20,539 Collector's items. Nothing like 'em. 39 00:06:20,755 --> 00:06:23,838 Just like all the other weird shit you got in your store. 40 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:27,717 Jeez, it's freezing in here. 41 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:38,098 What are they? 42 00:06:39,024 --> 00:06:41,060 Whatever you tell people they are. 43 00:06:42,819 --> 00:06:44,355 So what do you say? 44 00:06:46,656 --> 00:06:48,612 These things ain't worth dick! 45 00:06:50,452 --> 00:06:52,158 Okay, fine. 46 00:06:52,370 --> 00:06:54,076 I'll just take 'em up to kc. 47 00:06:54,289 --> 00:06:54,948 See what one of them 48 00:06:55,165 --> 00:06:57,156 big antique stores will give me for 'em. 49 00:06:57,375 --> 00:06:59,866 - You do that. - But... 50 00:07:00,879 --> 00:07:03,837 A case of meister brau would save me a lot of trouble. 51 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:09,126 - Load 'em up. - Right! 52 00:07:58,770 --> 00:08:00,476 Perfect fit! 53 00:08:01,606 --> 00:08:03,938 Come on, kids, let's go. Hurry up. 54 00:08:04,442 --> 00:08:06,148 Hey, sis, dinner's at 6:00, okay? 55 00:08:06,528 --> 00:08:07,643 Okay, Megan! 56 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:12,485 - You put... - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 57 00:08:12,701 --> 00:08:16,535 Okay, okay. We'll pull the photo one column to the left. 58 00:08:16,746 --> 00:08:19,158 Now we'll keep the "4-h club" sidebar, 59 00:08:19,374 --> 00:08:23,083 and we will swap the "sidewalk weeds issue" 60 00:08:23,294 --> 00:08:25,910 with the "easter egg hunt" right here! Huh? 61 00:08:26,131 --> 00:08:28,463 - 1-l... - Yeah. 62 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:30,544 - Hey, dad! - Hi, honey! 63 00:08:31,636 --> 00:08:34,594 - I got the returns. - Just put them back by the... 64 00:08:34,806 --> 00:08:36,671 - The typeset, will you? - Okay. 65 00:08:37,058 --> 00:08:39,219 So what do we do about the 39-pound squash? 66 00:08:39,936 --> 00:08:42,427 We bury it somewhere on page four. 67 00:08:43,648 --> 00:08:45,559 I thought you said it was 29 pounds. 68 00:08:45,775 --> 00:08:49,688 39. I weighed oi' jumbo myself. 69 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:53,196 Better move it up to page one. 70 00:09:00,665 --> 00:09:02,621 We're still looking at empty space here. 71 00:09:03,126 --> 00:09:04,582 Put that back! 72 00:09:10,925 --> 00:09:12,506 I got a stop-press story for you. 73 00:09:13,136 --> 00:09:16,378 Oh, what's that? "Bus driver finds grover's bend"? 74 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:20,049 "Brad brown is back in town." 75 00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:21,508 Bradley brown?! 76 00:09:22,103 --> 00:09:24,094 The boy who cried "critter." 77 00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:26,769 We don't want to get scooped on this one, Mr. Morgan. 78 00:09:26,858 --> 00:09:28,018 Not much chance of that, sal. 79 00:09:28,151 --> 00:09:29,982 We're the only paper in 80 miles. 80 00:09:30,653 --> 00:09:32,609 This is big news in grover's bend. 81 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:35,147 Inquiring minds want to know! 82 00:09:35,366 --> 00:09:38,153 - Like mine. - Mm-hmm. Just forget it, sal. 83 00:09:38,369 --> 00:09:40,906 That boy's stories nearly tore this town apart. 84 00:09:41,122 --> 00:09:43,204 Just let grover's bend forget about that night. 85 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:46,408 I mean it, sal, no... Brad brown. 86 00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:48,670 Brad who? 87 00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:13,398 Snack time! Here we are! 88 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:17,572 Don't you have any Clark bars or milk duds? 89 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:21,034 Honey, fresh vegetables are high in fiber, 90 00:10:21,246 --> 00:10:24,659 and we need fiber for a healthy bm. 91 00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:27,286 We don't want to get constipated, do we? 92 00:10:27,502 --> 00:10:30,460 - No! - No, we don't. 93 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:40,010 I know who that is! 94 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:43,473 Bradley, come on in. 95 00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:45,471 - Hi, Nana. - Oh, look at you... 96 00:10:45,687 --> 00:10:47,643 You're shooting up like a stinkweed. 97 00:10:50,942 --> 00:10:52,682 Mmm, you've been eating red meat. 98 00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:55,609 No! No, no, no. Not me. 99 00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:57,938 It's the worst thing you could do to that body. 100 00:10:58,283 --> 00:11:01,446 Come in here and have a good snack with these kids. 101 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:04,323 You know the carnivores have short intestines 102 00:11:04,539 --> 00:11:06,120 and the meat passes right out through? 103 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:07,993 But we're herbivores, 104 00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:09,912 we've got great long intestines 105 00:11:10,128 --> 00:11:11,993 and the meat just rots in there. 106 00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:13,544 No, no, you stop it. 107 00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:42,823 Quigley, get your stupid dog out of the way! 108 00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:46,703 Chili dog, get in the back! 109 00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:49,907 Go on, get back. Go on! Get in the back. 110 00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:52,412 Go on! Get in the back, you miserable son of a bitch! 111 00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:53,629 Go on! 112 00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:57,334 - It's just a dog. - So was cujo. 113 00:12:07,185 --> 00:12:09,471 = shit. 114 00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:33,495 Hi, harv. 115 00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:43,171 What in the hell are you doing here? 116 00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:47,885 Important business. Brad brown is back in town. 117 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,467 Oh... well, on the important chart 118 00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:53,429 I'd put that right between a pineapple quiche 119 00:12:53,648 --> 00:12:55,229 and a pimple on the ass. 120 00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:57,648 I thought you would want to talk with him... 121 00:12:57,860 --> 00:12:59,300 You know, about the critters and all. 122 00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:01,936 Why in the hell would I want to do a thing like that? 123 00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:03,271 If I never talk to anybody 124 00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:05,482 about them things that shall remain nameless, 125 00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:08,159 I'll die a happy man... And besides that, 126 00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:12,159 I ain't been sheriff of this burg for two glorious years. 127 00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:15,746 Now, why don't you run along home, sal? 128 00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:19,204 Because they're about to start the bonus round. 129 00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:27,215 Here's the last of them. 130 00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:30,473 Put them with the rest of them, brain dead. 131 00:13:41,279 --> 00:13:44,316 So... what about them brewskies? 132 00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:51,160 This is all that plain-wrap piss. 133 00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:53,533 I thought we agreed on meister bra... 134 00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:55,286 I ain't got no meister bra... 135 00:13:56,127 --> 00:13:57,788 Then I'm taking two. 136 00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:03,131 And a couple of these! 137 00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:12,890 I hate teenagers. 138 00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:16,727 Quigley! 139 00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:24,860 Now... what in the hell am I gonna do with you? 140 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,136 Right on the highway 54, 141 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:31,025 just outside of grover's bend. 142 00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:32,868 We'd love to see ya. 143 00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:36,994 - Moo-ve. - Jj at the hungry heifer ij 144 00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:40,459 ji we won't give you a bum steer jj 145 00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:46,551 Say, ug... 146 00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:49,044 How come... 147 00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:51,170 You look like that rock and roll guy, 148 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,427 and Lee's still a... 149 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:55,845 Nothing-face? 150 00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:58,473 Because this body fit. 151 00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:00,805 Lee stays a nothing-face 152 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,270 till he finds the right self. 153 00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:05,981 Can't live in the wrong self. 154 00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:15,119 Charlie quiet. 155 00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:21,917 Oh... 156 00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:25,421 Just about going back to earth after all this time. 157 00:15:26,217 --> 00:15:27,502 Don't want to? 158 00:15:29,554 --> 00:15:30,760 I don't know. 159 00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:34,930 On earth, I was just a big nobody. 160 00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:36,929 I had one friend... 161 00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:38,885 And he was just a kid. 162 00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:41,346 - Brad. - Yeah. 163 00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:45,524 Hey, hey, uh... 164 00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:48,402 You wouldn't just leave me on earth, would you? 165 00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:52,364 Charlie bounty-hunter. 166 00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:56,204 Yeah... 167 00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:59,325 Yeah, Charlie bounty-hunter. 168 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:03,455 Say, you guys are okay, you know that? 169 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:11,134 Jj at the hungry heifer ij 170 00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:14,553 ji we won't give you a bum steer jj 171 00:16:15,766 --> 00:16:17,722 how about some buffalo chips or a moo shake? 172 00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:19,971 We've got a two-for-one easter special. 173 00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:21,396 No, thanks. 174 00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:25,557 Wesley, what are you doing here? 175 00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:27,266 Let's have us a beer. 176 00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:29,237 Don't you get it? 177 00:16:30,907 --> 00:16:33,239 Let's just say I'm not the Van halen type. 178 00:16:33,451 --> 00:16:34,657 All right! 179 00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:36,985 I hate elevator music too. 180 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,080 Look... 181 00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:41,496 What other choice you got? 182 00:16:43,878 --> 00:16:46,836 Wesley, I've got to go to work! Leave me alone! 183 00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:48,048 Leave her alone. 184 00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:54,210 Just, you know, cool it, okay? 185 00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:58,346 Well, looky here. 186 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,181 Little Bradley brown. 187 00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:04,686 I haven't seen you in a long time, peewee. 188 00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:07,311 How's your little space monsters? 189 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:09,688 I don't want to start any trouble, okay, Wesley? 190 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,027 Did you hear that? 191 00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:14,655 The little mouse don't want any trouble. 192 00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:16,862 Well, that's too bad. 193 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:22,659 I'm w a r n ing y o u 3 194 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,728 I've been taking karate. 195 00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:26,413 I don't want anyone getting hurt, 196 00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:27,914 so just keep your distance. 197 00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:32,543 Somebody call the sheriff! 198 00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:43,184 Shouldn't have come back, asshole! 199 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:44,886 Nobody wants you here! 200 00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:47,892 Thanks for the getaway. I'm... 201 00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:49,109 Bradley brown. 202 00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:52,651 Do I know you? Did we go to school together? 203 00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:54,945 You used to throw cherry bombs in the trash cans. 204 00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:58,445 - Are you a senior? - Yup. 205 00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:04,618 - What? - Ponytail and braces. 206 00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:08,084 - And zits. - You're Megan Morgan?! 207 00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:09,296 Mm-hmm. 208 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,871 Does your dad still run the newspaper? 209 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,628 - I'm a reporter there. - Really?! 210 00:18:15,303 --> 00:18:17,885 Kinda like a Jimmy Olsen with breasts. 211 00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:29,393 Chili, chow! 212 00:18:35,698 --> 00:18:36,778 Well, shit. 213 00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:43,660 I reckon you'll come back when you get hungry. 214 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,415 But I'm going home. 215 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,721 Mr. quigley? Len?! 216 00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:08,143 Are you here? 217 00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:11,889 Nana, it's scary in here. 218 00:19:12,109 --> 00:19:13,770 It's okay, hon. 219 00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:16,234 Nothing here can hurt you. 220 00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:19,864 Especially no dead frog. 221 00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:22,442 Don't touch that! = I didn't hurt it! 222 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,527 Never mind that, len. 223 00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:27,614 Where are those easter eggs you called me about? 224 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:30,074 Oh, they're in the back. 225 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,669 Where on earth did you get these, len?! 226 00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:43,932 Uh... 227 00:19:44,558 --> 00:19:45,764 They're from Europe. 228 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,346 Ohhh. 229 00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:51,725 What are you asking for these, len? 230 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:53,640 Uh... 231 00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:55,269 10 bucks... each. 232 00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:59,611 That's not what you'd ask the church, now, is it? 233 00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:02,816 Oh, of course not. Of course not! 234 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:06,744 I'll give you $20 for the stack. 235 00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:09,493 - You can have half for $25. - 20. 236 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,995 For half. 237 00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:13,454 Oh... 238 00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:17,714 Now, Cindy, these really are special, aren't they? 239 00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:20,337 Yeah, really. 240 00:20:32,982 --> 00:20:35,564 - How long are you in town? - Just through easter vacation. 241 00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:38,320 - Where do you guys live now? - Up in Kansas City. 242 00:20:38,446 --> 00:20:39,606 Kc, k or kc, mo? 243 00:20:41,282 --> 00:20:43,113 This isn't for "the gazette," is it? 244 00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:47,113 I'm thinking of going to college there next year, okay? 245 00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:50,784 Sorry, I just get nervous with reporters and stuff. 246 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,956 'Cause of all that talk about those... 247 00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:54,875 Space monsters a couple years ago? 248 00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:59,463 No such thing as any "space monsters." 249 00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:00,967 Really? 250 00:21:02,178 --> 00:21:04,385 Yeah, that was just a stupid kid's dumb dream. 251 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:05,803 It never happened. 252 00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:32,784 Oh, thanks for helping me, honey. 253 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:36,288 And for being such a good girl, I've got a present for you. 254 00:21:36,504 --> 00:21:38,586 - What? - You just wait. 255 00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:44,045 Wow, a chocolate bunny! 256 00:21:44,261 --> 00:21:47,219 It's better than chocolate, honey, it's carob! 257 00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:50,923 You might as well take one of these too. 258 00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:55,852 - Thanks, Nana. - Happy easter, darling. 259 00:22:02,863 --> 00:22:04,444 Shit. 260 00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:06,397 Easter sucks. 261 00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:37,390 Aw... 262 00:22:39,108 --> 00:22:41,394 Jeez-oh-peese! 263 00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:51,320 What the...? 264 00:23:10,347 --> 00:23:11,553 Chili dog? 265 00:23:13,475 --> 00:23:14,475 Chili boy. 266 00:23:15,603 --> 00:23:16,603 Chili? 267 00:23:17,313 --> 00:23:19,144 Chili, wake up, boy. 268 00:23:29,825 --> 00:23:31,406 Whoa! Oh! 269 00:23:34,204 --> 00:23:35,239 What the hell... 270 00:23:59,104 --> 00:24:01,436 Looks like someone's getting sleepy. 271 00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:03,272 Not me! 272 00:24:03,484 --> 00:24:05,724 Go on, honey. You want to be bright-eyed and bushy-tailed 273 00:24:05,903 --> 00:24:07,663 for the big easter egg hunt tomorrow morning. 274 00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:10,021 But I'm not sleepy yet, daddy. 275 00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:11,901 Really! = uh-huh. 276 00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:13,732 Come on, I'll tuck you in. 277 00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:15,696 Okay... 278 00:24:15,913 --> 00:24:17,198 "Okay..." 279 00:24:17,748 --> 00:24:20,740 - Night, brat. - Night, creep. 280 00:24:28,092 --> 00:24:30,048 Super daughter. 281 00:24:32,054 --> 00:24:33,281 Do you want to get under the covers? 282 00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:34,511 No, it's too hot. 283 00:24:34,723 --> 00:24:37,465 Oh, okay. Night, night, sleep tight. 284 00:24:37,685 --> 00:24:39,050 Don't let the bedbugs bite. 285 00:24:39,269 --> 00:24:41,009 I'll just bite it right back! 286 00:24:41,230 --> 00:24:42,970 Yeah. Oh... uh-oh! 287 00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:44,482 What's that in your hair? 288 00:24:45,526 --> 00:24:47,016 Good night, daddy. I love you. 289 00:24:47,236 --> 00:24:48,817 I love you, too. 290 00:25:07,381 --> 00:25:09,292 I'm going to bed now, Bradley. 291 00:25:09,758 --> 00:25:11,544 Don't stay up too late. 292 00:25:39,163 --> 00:25:42,496 You knew no one would believe it, didn't you? 293 00:25:45,169 --> 00:25:47,160 I sure do miss you, Charlie. 294 00:25:49,131 --> 00:25:50,837 Where did you go? 295 00:27:34,778 --> 00:27:36,018 Honey, are you all right? 296 00:27:38,824 --> 00:27:40,735 Oh, I'm sorry, honey. 297 00:27:40,951 --> 00:27:43,158 Boy, your easter candy's a real mess. 298 00:27:43,412 --> 00:27:44,948 - Eww... - Eww... 299 00:28:09,813 --> 00:28:12,680 Would you look at this? 300 00:28:12,900 --> 00:28:16,017 You ladies are doing a wonderful job. 301 00:28:17,112 --> 00:28:19,148 Oooh! Now, reverend! 302 00:28:19,364 --> 00:28:20,854 Those are for the children. 303 00:28:22,075 --> 00:28:24,361 The easter bunny's here. 304 00:28:25,162 --> 00:28:26,493 Right on time. 305 00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:29,537 Midge, would you bring the sheriff his package? 306 00:28:30,125 --> 00:28:32,332 - Here you go. - There you are. 307 00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:35,251 Are you sure you couldn't get somebody else to do this? 308 00:28:35,464 --> 00:28:38,581 Sheriff harv did it for 20 years running. 309 00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:42,509 - Well, I ain't sheriff harv! - Don't be such a gloomy Gus. 310 00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:44,882 Sheriff, just help us out. 311 00:28:45,098 --> 00:28:48,215 Who knows, you might even have yourself a good time. 312 00:28:48,769 --> 00:28:49,975 Fat chance. 313 00:28:50,604 --> 00:28:52,936 Well, you better hurry, ladies. 314 00:28:53,148 --> 00:28:55,764 Resurrections in 45 minutes. = oh! 315 00:28:55,984 --> 00:28:56,723 Put this down on the other side. 316 00:28:56,944 --> 00:28:57,944 Okay, Emily. 317 00:28:58,028 --> 00:28:59,689 Spread them out so they're all even. 318 00:29:19,883 --> 00:29:21,419 Good morning, children. 319 00:29:21,635 --> 00:29:22,920 Happy easter. 320 00:29:23,804 --> 00:29:25,590 We're going to have to be patient today. 321 00:29:25,806 --> 00:29:29,048 We can't start the hunt until the services are over, 322 00:29:29,268 --> 00:29:32,726 but I have it on good authority that the easter bunny himself 323 00:29:32,938 --> 00:29:34,428 just might make an appearance. 324 00:29:48,662 --> 00:29:49,742 Thank you. 325 00:29:56,378 --> 00:29:58,414 Boy, pretty good crowd today. 326 00:30:03,093 --> 00:30:05,254 I haven't seen you since Christmas. 327 00:30:09,891 --> 00:30:12,177 - I thought he was gone! - He's trouble. 328 00:30:13,478 --> 00:30:15,264 Back here. = that's him. 329 00:30:18,567 --> 00:30:19,567 Brad! 330 00:30:20,736 --> 00:30:21,851 Welcome, friends. 331 00:30:23,030 --> 00:30:25,066 Welcome one and all. 332 00:30:26,616 --> 00:30:29,858 Today, of course, is the day of resurrection. 333 00:30:30,704 --> 00:30:32,319 So it seems only fitting 334 00:30:32,539 --> 00:30:34,575 that some of you have chosen this day 335 00:30:34,791 --> 00:30:37,703 to resurrect your church-going habit. 336 00:30:44,009 --> 00:30:46,591 Why'd I ever let her talk me into this? 337 00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:56,302 Honey, that's awfully beautiful. 338 00:31:56,164 --> 00:31:57,164 Aw, this is great. 339 00:31:57,374 --> 00:31:59,990 The easter bunny with his tehachapi hanging out. 340 00:32:01,545 --> 00:32:03,786 It'd give them kids a real education. 341 00:32:25,902 --> 00:32:29,144 What the hell was in you? 342 00:32:42,794 --> 00:32:44,785 And entering into the sepulcher, 343 00:32:46,256 --> 00:32:49,498 they saw, sitting on the right side, 344 00:32:49,718 --> 00:32:51,128 d young man... 345 00:32:51,845 --> 00:32:55,133 Clothed in a long, white garment. 346 00:32:56,766 --> 00:32:58,222 And they were affrighted. 347 00:33:29,841 --> 00:33:31,126 Come on, sweetheart, let's go. 348 00:33:35,805 --> 00:33:37,261 There you are. 349 00:33:46,691 --> 00:33:48,773 My dad just ran your grandma home. 350 00:33:50,237 --> 00:33:51,352 Are you okay? 351 00:33:52,447 --> 00:33:53,447 Yeah, I'm all right. 352 00:33:54,616 --> 00:33:56,527 What do you think happened to the sheriff? 353 00:33:58,203 --> 00:34:01,240 You heard 'em. It was probably some kind of farm accident. 354 00:34:01,456 --> 00:34:04,198 Farm accident?! You saw him! 355 00:34:04,918 --> 00:34:06,249 That was no farm accident. 356 00:34:06,461 --> 00:34:07,997 What are you trying to say? 357 00:34:08,630 --> 00:34:09,244 You were telling the truth 358 00:34:09,464 --> 00:34:10,566 about those things, weren't you? 359 00:34:10,590 --> 00:34:11,943 There's no such thing as those things! 360 00:34:11,967 --> 00:34:12,967 I don't believe you. 361 00:34:14,761 --> 00:34:16,592 I-I mean I do believe you. 362 00:34:17,472 --> 00:34:19,758 I mean, I believe what you said a couple years ago. 363 00:34:20,225 --> 00:34:22,807 Do me a favor and don't do me any favors, okay? 364 00:34:23,228 --> 00:34:25,560 Don't you think we better go see harv? 365 00:34:28,024 --> 00:34:29,184 Well, I'm going. 366 00:34:31,778 --> 00:34:32,813 Megan... 367 00:34:52,173 --> 00:34:53,173 Harv?! 368 00:34:58,430 --> 00:35:01,046 We need you in town. Something awful's happened at the church. 369 00:35:01,266 --> 00:35:03,052 What the hell are you doing here, boy? 370 00:35:03,268 --> 00:35:05,759 We think it might have been those... creatures. 371 00:35:08,231 --> 00:35:09,971 What creatures would that be? 372 00:35:10,275 --> 00:35:12,641 - It's true, harv. - You see 'em? 373 00:35:12,861 --> 00:35:13,600 Not exactly, but I... 374 00:35:13,820 --> 00:35:15,902 Then don't be bringing me grief! 375 00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:17,274 You go tell the sheriff. 376 00:35:17,490 --> 00:35:21,449 - The sheriff is dead! - They got him up at the church. 377 00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:25,195 His stomach was eaten out. 378 00:35:25,457 --> 00:35:26,767 Some of the folks are trying to say it was 379 00:35:26,791 --> 00:35:29,032 some kind of farm machine accident, but it wasn't. 380 00:35:29,252 --> 00:35:31,618 You have to come with us, harv! What are you doing? 381 00:35:31,963 --> 00:35:34,249 What does it look like I'm doing, Einstein? 382 00:35:34,758 --> 00:35:36,168 I'm doing what any intelligent, 383 00:35:36,384 --> 00:35:38,921 god-fearing grover's benders would do! 384 00:35:39,137 --> 00:35:40,718 I'm haulin' ass! 385 00:35:41,181 --> 00:35:43,263 You can't leave now! This town needs you! 386 00:35:43,642 --> 00:35:48,102 Yeah? This town voted me out in a landslide. 387 00:35:48,313 --> 00:35:50,770 This town can kiss my ass! 388 00:35:53,860 --> 00:35:56,146 I can't believe you're just going to run away. 389 00:35:57,656 --> 00:35:59,738 We need you, harv. We need a sheriff. 390 00:36:00,450 --> 00:36:02,657 Go check the yellow pages. 391 00:37:06,182 --> 00:37:09,219 Oh... hi. Uh... 392 00:37:09,436 --> 00:37:10,972 This here's American culture. 393 00:37:11,396 --> 00:37:12,396 Good reading. 394 00:37:12,522 --> 00:37:13,853 G-good articles. 395 00:37:15,191 --> 00:37:16,306 Transform. 396 00:37:22,657 --> 00:37:24,443 Oh no, Lee. Lee, no, no. 397 00:37:24,659 --> 00:37:27,116 No, no, don't... No, don't look at me, Lee! 398 00:38:07,494 --> 00:38:08,950 Kill crites. 399 00:38:17,295 --> 00:38:19,411 Hey, guys! Hey, wait up! 400 00:38:20,340 --> 00:38:21,546 Hey, Lee! 401 00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:27,210 Lee, you're gonna need this! 402 00:38:31,226 --> 00:38:32,386 Okay, let's think about this. 403 00:38:32,477 --> 00:38:34,092 Maybe there is a logical explanation. 404 00:38:34,312 --> 00:38:36,769 What do you mean? Like really bad stomach ulcers? 405 00:38:37,065 --> 00:38:38,430 Well, it could have been a dog! 406 00:38:38,650 --> 00:38:41,312 Yeah, and it could have been the brain from planet Eros. 407 00:38:41,528 --> 00:38:43,519 You saw him, Brad. It was no dog. 408 00:38:43,738 --> 00:38:46,821 Critters! 409 00:38:47,033 --> 00:38:48,033 What's the matter? 410 00:38:48,451 --> 00:38:49,907 I need a little air. I was going home 411 00:38:50,161 --> 00:38:51,901 to take a hot bath and I see... 412 00:38:52,121 --> 00:38:52,780 Just slow down. 413 00:38:53,039 --> 00:38:54,225 Rolling, rolling, towards me... 414 00:38:54,249 --> 00:38:55,726 - It's getting bigger - Take a breath! 415 00:38:55,750 --> 00:38:57,030 And bigger... 416 00:38:57,210 --> 00:38:58,575 And it's got these big teeth... 417 00:38:58,837 --> 00:39:00,597 - Where did it go?! - It went into quigley's! 418 00:39:00,797 --> 00:39:01,797 Mr. quigley! 419 00:39:01,923 --> 00:39:03,603 Get in the truck and lock the doors. Hurry. 420 00:39:03,633 --> 00:39:05,553 Brad, you can't go in there. Let's just get help! 421 00:39:05,677 --> 00:39:07,357 Oh, who are we gonna call? Critter busters? 422 00:39:07,470 --> 00:39:09,631 Just stay behind me in the truck! 423 00:39:40,628 --> 00:39:41,959 Mr. quigley? 424 00:39:44,215 --> 00:39:45,375 Anybody home? 425 00:39:47,385 --> 00:39:49,171 Mr. quigley, are you okay? 426 00:39:54,017 --> 00:39:55,632 Nobody's home. Let's get outta here. 427 00:39:59,772 --> 00:40:00,772 Get up! 428 00:40:02,483 --> 00:40:03,598 Bradley, look behind you! 429 00:40:04,819 --> 00:40:06,150 Get in the truck! 430 00:40:08,072 --> 00:40:09,072 Get in! 431 00:40:10,575 --> 00:40:12,691 - Roll up the window! - It's broken! 432 00:40:13,161 --> 00:40:14,822 - Come on! - God damn it! 433 00:40:15,079 --> 00:40:16,114 Come on, come on! 434 00:40:18,333 --> 00:40:20,574 - You're flooding it! - Then you drive, damn it! 435 00:40:23,421 --> 00:40:25,207 Dear god, that critter thing! 436 00:40:26,966 --> 00:40:28,957 Get away, I am not kidding! 437 00:41:03,795 --> 00:41:05,751 Yuck, veggies, ugh! 438 00:41:12,095 --> 00:41:14,086 Nana, the critters are here. 439 00:41:14,305 --> 00:41:16,216 No, shit, Bradley! 440 00:41:16,432 --> 00:41:18,388 Damn meat eaters! 441 00:41:20,979 --> 00:41:22,935 Where are you going? Bradley! 442 00:41:32,991 --> 00:41:35,323 - Where's the communicator? - What communicator? 443 00:41:35,576 --> 00:41:36,762 The one the bounty-hunters gave to me. 444 00:41:36,786 --> 00:41:38,117 Bounty-hunters?! 445 00:41:39,288 --> 00:41:39,993 The space guys. 446 00:41:40,248 --> 00:41:41,909 Oh. Oh, you mean the remote control. 447 00:41:42,125 --> 00:41:44,616 - It's always on the TV. - Not the remote control. 448 00:41:44,836 --> 00:41:46,276 Nana, this is not the remote control. 449 00:42:15,283 --> 00:42:16,739 Those bounty-hunters! 450 00:42:18,161 --> 00:42:19,742 That was fast. 451 00:42:20,663 --> 00:42:23,120 - More crites. - Yeah, a lot more. 452 00:42:23,666 --> 00:42:25,202 Boy am I glad to see you! 453 00:42:27,795 --> 00:42:28,875 B-both of you. 454 00:42:31,049 --> 00:42:32,380 These guys are great. 455 00:42:42,018 --> 00:42:43,133 Charlie! 456 00:42:46,355 --> 00:42:47,355 Brad. 457 00:42:51,277 --> 00:42:52,483 I can't believe it! 458 00:42:53,362 --> 00:42:55,273 Look at you... all dressed up like one of them. 459 00:42:55,490 --> 00:42:58,152 Well, I am one of them. I'm a bounty-hunter. 460 00:42:58,785 --> 00:42:59,991 Yeah, right. 461 00:43:00,203 --> 00:43:01,864 No, no, no. I work with them. 462 00:43:03,164 --> 00:43:04,164 Are you still...? 463 00:43:04,999 --> 00:43:06,159 Nah, nah. 464 00:43:06,709 --> 00:43:08,791 I don't need that anymore. You see... see... 465 00:43:09,003 --> 00:43:11,164 Up in space, I am somebody. 466 00:43:11,380 --> 00:43:14,213 See, I got a job and a meaning. 467 00:43:16,511 --> 00:43:18,172 Sol... I guess that means you won't 468 00:43:18,429 --> 00:43:19,919 be staying long then, huh? 469 00:43:23,434 --> 00:43:24,434 Probably not. 470 00:43:25,770 --> 00:43:27,010 B-but, see, Brad... 471 00:43:27,814 --> 00:43:29,975 I gotta go where the cosmic winds blow me. 472 00:43:31,984 --> 00:43:32,984 I gotta... 473 00:43:33,945 --> 00:43:35,151 Go... 474 00:43:35,363 --> 00:43:37,775 Where no man has gone before. 475 00:43:38,908 --> 00:43:42,492 Well, it's really good to have you back, Charlie. 476 00:43:44,622 --> 00:43:46,704 Even if it's just for a little while. 477 00:44:53,524 --> 00:44:56,140 Hey, wait! Help us out over here. 478 00:44:58,571 --> 00:45:00,778 - That guy's crazy. - Don't go in there. 479 00:45:08,289 --> 00:45:10,496 Jd hey, little buddies, come gather 'round jj 480 00:45:10,708 --> 00:45:13,415 jj this here's the very best eating in town jj 481 00:45:13,628 --> 00:45:15,869 jj the hungry heifer's the place to be jj 482 00:45:16,214 --> 00:45:18,330 jj lip-licking good, you can take it from me 270 483 00:45:18,549 --> 00:45:21,291 jj try a polar burger and some buffalo chips 57 484 00:45:21,510 --> 00:45:23,922 jj and wash it all down with a moo shake jj 485 00:45:24,263 --> 00:45:26,675 jj pat your tummy and smack your lips ij 486 00:45:26,891 --> 00:45:30,349 jj suck for hours on your fingertips jj 487 00:45:30,770 --> 00:45:33,637 jj at the hungry heifer I'l 488 00:45:33,856 --> 00:45:37,394 ji we won't give you a bum steer jj 489 00:46:11,018 --> 00:46:12,258 Uh-oh! 490 00:46:53,477 --> 00:46:54,967 Get out of the way! 491 00:47:03,654 --> 00:47:06,771 Operator?! Operator, can you hear me? Please listen, 492 00:47:06,991 --> 00:47:07,730 I can't hear you, but this is the 493 00:47:07,950 --> 00:47:09,430 editor of the "grover's bend gazette." 494 00:47:09,493 --> 00:47:11,654 We need to get the highway patrol down here right away. 495 00:47:12,330 --> 00:47:15,072 Operator, can you... oh, god. 496 00:47:19,211 --> 00:47:21,167 Oh, my god. I can't hear you. 497 00:47:21,380 --> 00:47:23,496 All I can hear is static. If you're there... 498 00:47:23,716 --> 00:47:26,048 Can you hear me? Can anybody out there hear me? 499 00:47:46,906 --> 00:47:47,941 Daddy? 500 00:47:49,742 --> 00:47:51,858 - Oh... - Thank god! 501 00:47:52,995 --> 00:47:54,030 - They're real. - I know. 502 00:47:54,246 --> 00:47:55,246 The critters are real. 503 00:47:55,790 --> 00:47:57,576 - Daddy, are you okay? - Yeah. 504 00:47:57,792 --> 00:47:59,282 = shh! 505 00:47:59,543 --> 00:48:03,707 - Did you guys hear that? - Let's get to the door. 506 00:48:11,347 --> 00:48:13,679 - Oh no! Daddy! - Get him up, come on! 507 00:48:13,891 --> 00:48:16,132 - Go! - For god's sake! 508 00:48:18,771 --> 00:48:21,513 - Wesley! - Wesley! 509 00:48:24,527 --> 00:48:25,733 Chickenshit! 510 00:48:46,882 --> 00:48:49,669 Please go on inside. You'll be much safer in there. 511 00:48:49,885 --> 00:48:51,716 I need some more bandages. 512 00:48:54,306 --> 00:48:55,421 Daddy! 513 00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:59,387 - Cindy, are you okay? - What happened to daddy? 514 00:48:59,603 --> 00:49:01,043 Don't worry, he's gonna be all right. 515 00:49:12,324 --> 00:49:13,359 Shit! 516 00:49:26,547 --> 00:49:28,629 Ug, what happened? 517 00:49:29,592 --> 00:49:31,207 Crites feed together. 518 00:49:31,427 --> 00:49:32,917 Eat like a family. 519 00:49:33,137 --> 00:49:35,674 Love meat. A bad habit. 520 00:49:35,890 --> 00:49:37,721 You guys don't eat meat?! 521 00:49:37,933 --> 00:49:39,844 Hey, who's gonna pay for all this stuff?! 522 00:49:40,478 --> 00:49:42,093 Look at the mess you guys made! 523 00:49:47,151 --> 00:49:49,358 No, Lee, no, no, don't... 524 00:49:49,612 --> 00:49:51,773 Not this! No, Lee! 525 00:50:09,757 --> 00:50:11,338 Kill more crites. 526 00:50:21,477 --> 00:50:23,263 I-I gotta go, Brad. 527 00:51:23,622 --> 00:51:24,622 Sorry. 528 00:51:27,293 --> 00:51:28,829 It sure is quiet. 529 00:51:29,420 --> 00:51:30,956 Maybe they're all dead. 530 00:51:32,214 --> 00:51:33,249 I wish. 531 00:51:35,342 --> 00:51:37,628 They're probably waiting right outside. 532 00:51:39,972 --> 00:51:41,803 There's a cheery thought. 533 00:51:44,184 --> 00:51:46,641 It's like they're teasing us or something. 534 00:51:48,856 --> 00:51:50,847 I just wish I knew where they were. 535 00:52:00,367 --> 00:52:01,367 Lee? 536 00:52:14,423 --> 00:52:15,423 Lee? 537 00:52:17,009 --> 00:52:18,009 Lee? 538 00:52:20,804 --> 00:52:23,170 W-what are you... What are you doing? 539 00:52:25,976 --> 00:52:27,261 No! No, no, no! 540 00:52:27,478 --> 00:52:28,638 No, Lee, please! 541 00:52:37,112 --> 00:52:38,272 Hold it, Lee. Hold on. 542 00:52:38,489 --> 00:52:40,571 This is the one. This... now, this... 543 00:52:40,783 --> 00:52:42,273 This... that's it. 544 00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:44,775 Good, that's it. 545 00:52:48,749 --> 00:52:50,034 Kill crites. 546 00:52:51,418 --> 00:52:52,578 Thank you. 547 00:54:05,117 --> 00:54:07,950 Sweet Jesus! What was that? 548 00:54:13,876 --> 00:54:14,876 Lee? 549 00:54:18,464 --> 00:54:20,295 Ug, what happened? 550 00:54:20,632 --> 00:54:21,632 Where's Lee? 551 00:55:00,339 --> 00:55:02,204 God, ug's losing it. 552 00:55:41,171 --> 00:55:42,411 Charlie, what happened? 553 00:55:43,298 --> 00:55:44,298 Lee's dead. 554 00:55:45,300 --> 00:55:46,460 What happened to... 555 00:55:47,219 --> 00:55:48,219 Ug? 556 00:55:54,518 --> 00:55:55,633 Is he okay? 557 00:55:55,853 --> 00:55:56,853 He ain't breathing. 558 00:55:57,062 --> 00:55:59,178 That's okay, he don't have a mouth. 559 00:56:05,112 --> 00:56:06,693 Try and transform, ug. 560 00:56:13,745 --> 00:56:14,745 Ug... 561 00:56:18,417 --> 00:56:19,777 I'm not a good enough bounty-hunter 562 00:56:19,877 --> 00:56:21,367 to do it by myself. 563 00:57:04,630 --> 00:57:08,168 Hey, get back inside! Go on! 564 00:57:12,012 --> 00:57:13,656 If you don't get inside I'm going to see to it 565 00:57:13,680 --> 00:57:15,261 your dad blisters your little butt! 566 00:57:31,615 --> 00:57:32,775 Get inside and lock the door. 567 00:58:31,591 --> 00:58:32,706 I'm back. 568 00:58:39,099 --> 00:58:40,134 Cindy? 569 00:58:40,976 --> 00:58:41,976 Cindy! 570 00:58:44,813 --> 00:58:47,304 Looks like we got us a job to do. 571 00:59:29,649 --> 00:59:32,311 - Did you hear that? - Uh-huh. 572 00:59:32,527 --> 00:59:34,108 What was it? = shh! 573 00:59:38,325 --> 00:59:42,284 - Look! - Where are they all going? 574 00:59:42,746 --> 00:59:43,826 I don't know. 575 00:59:45,332 --> 00:59:47,573 Looks like some kind of critter convention. 576 01:00:04,684 --> 01:00:06,925 There must be hundreds of them. 577 01:00:14,152 --> 01:00:15,892 We can't call in the highway patrol. 578 01:00:16,404 --> 01:00:18,315 All the damn phone lines are down. 579 01:00:18,615 --> 01:00:21,527 We've got to do something. We can't just stay here! 580 01:00:21,785 --> 01:00:24,367 Those things got the west road out of town blocked. 581 01:00:24,579 --> 01:00:25,859 We're never gonna get past them. 582 01:00:25,997 --> 01:00:27,237 Same goes for the east. 583 01:00:27,457 --> 01:00:31,041 Listen, this is the safest place we can be! 584 01:00:31,253 --> 01:00:33,835 Now, I say we stay here and wait the little bastards out. 585 01:00:34,047 --> 01:00:34,752 These things aren't gonna leave. 586 01:00:35,006 --> 01:00:36,496 Mind your own business, boy! 587 01:00:36,716 --> 01:00:37,876 This is my business! 588 01:00:38,135 --> 01:00:39,215 These things don't give up! 589 01:00:39,261 --> 01:00:41,126 We have to fight 'em and we have to kill 'em. 590 01:00:41,721 --> 01:00:43,632 Seems mighty queer to me... 591 01:00:43,849 --> 01:00:45,760 Two years ago when the critters first come, 592 01:00:45,976 --> 01:00:47,557 they come to the boy's house. 593 01:00:47,769 --> 01:00:50,431 Now the boy's back in town and the damn things are here too! 594 01:00:50,647 --> 01:00:52,478 Listen to me! I've been through this before! 595 01:00:52,691 --> 01:00:55,774 - We have to fight these things! - We don't include you. 596 01:00:55,986 --> 01:00:57,226 Now, I ain't listening to no 597 01:00:57,445 --> 01:00:59,401 undersized kid from the big city. 598 01:00:59,614 --> 01:01:02,731 Or no town drunk, or no no-faced spaceman 599 01:01:02,951 --> 01:01:05,784 out of a flying saucer telling us how to run our own town! 600 01:01:06,246 --> 01:01:09,238 We didn't have this trouble till the boy came back. 601 01:01:09,457 --> 01:01:10,657 Let's not get hysterical here. 602 01:01:10,834 --> 01:01:12,620 That boy saved my little girl's life. 603 01:01:12,836 --> 01:01:14,918 This ain't no show of yours either, Morgan. 604 01:01:15,172 --> 01:01:17,128 I say the boy's bad news in shoes. 605 01:01:25,473 --> 01:01:27,805 What is this bullshit? 606 01:01:30,896 --> 01:01:33,729 Them man-eating dust mops got us roped up tighter 607 01:01:33,940 --> 01:01:36,272 than a blue-ribbon bull and all you folks can do 608 01:01:36,484 --> 01:01:40,397 is stand here and play kick-the-can with some punk kid! 609 01:01:41,907 --> 01:01:44,489 If we set around here on our duffs... 610 01:01:44,701 --> 01:01:45,701 Bitching... 611 01:01:46,953 --> 01:01:49,069 We're gonna end up tomorrow's leftovers. 612 01:01:49,289 --> 01:01:51,746 Now I don't too much relish that idea. 613 01:01:52,667 --> 01:01:54,328 I think it's time to fight back. 614 01:01:56,296 --> 01:01:59,288 - We gotta blow them up. - Oh, come on, boy! 615 01:01:59,507 --> 01:02:00,667 No, no, I mean it! 616 01:02:00,884 --> 01:02:02,749 Go out in the field and see for yourselves. 617 01:02:02,969 --> 01:02:04,655 The critters are eating the cattle out there. 618 01:02:04,679 --> 01:02:07,341 It's just like ug said, they get together to feed. 619 01:02:08,558 --> 01:02:09,785 So let's put out the most outrageous 620 01:02:09,809 --> 01:02:11,015 banquet in the world for them. 621 01:02:11,228 --> 01:02:12,843 What have you got in mind, son? 622 01:02:13,063 --> 01:02:14,143 Polar burgers! 623 01:02:14,648 --> 01:02:16,125 We'll get them into the hamburger factory, 624 01:02:16,149 --> 01:02:17,559 lock them in and then blow them up! 625 01:02:17,776 --> 01:02:19,983 So who's gonna lead this suicide mission? 626 01:02:27,744 --> 01:02:28,744 Well... 627 01:02:29,037 --> 01:02:30,447 It was my idea, 628 01:02:31,498 --> 01:02:32,783 but I'm gonna need some help. 629 01:02:39,047 --> 01:02:40,047 Well... 630 01:02:42,384 --> 01:02:43,715 I'm in. 631 01:02:47,180 --> 01:02:48,180 I'll go. 632 01:02:49,849 --> 01:02:50,849 Really?! 633 01:02:54,104 --> 01:02:56,390 All right, you all just volunteered. 634 01:02:57,190 --> 01:02:59,021 Come on, you bunch of pussies. 635 01:02:59,901 --> 01:03:02,643 You've got nothing to lose but your lives. 636 01:03:44,696 --> 01:03:45,981 I'll get the gate! 637 01:03:52,787 --> 01:03:53,787 Go! 638 01:03:56,875 --> 01:03:58,285 Armed and dangerous, everybody. 639 01:05:31,261 --> 01:05:32,592 Oh, my god! 640 01:05:33,096 --> 01:05:34,506 It's working! 641 01:05:40,353 --> 01:05:41,353 Let's roll. 642 01:05:53,241 --> 01:05:54,241 Oh, my god. 643 01:05:55,034 --> 01:05:56,695 Harv, harv! 644 01:06:00,248 --> 01:06:01,658 Company's coming. 645 01:06:48,796 --> 01:06:49,956 Wait up! 646 01:07:12,487 --> 01:07:14,023 Hey, don't piss them off! 647 01:07:50,525 --> 01:07:51,810 Everybody, ready? Here they come. 648 01:08:12,630 --> 01:08:13,870 Oh, dear god. 649 01:08:30,773 --> 01:08:31,773 Great. 650 01:08:32,066 --> 01:08:33,431 They stopped. 651 01:08:42,201 --> 01:08:43,441 Oh, shit. 652 01:08:47,915 --> 01:08:49,246 Charlie, come back here! 653 01:08:50,335 --> 01:08:51,620 Charlie! 654 01:09:26,788 --> 01:09:27,868 They're coming back. 655 01:09:47,100 --> 01:09:49,807 Brad, I think it's gonna work. = shh. 656 01:09:52,647 --> 01:09:54,262 Where did that big one come from? 657 01:10:17,296 --> 01:10:18,456 Oh, my god. 658 01:10:19,132 --> 01:10:20,588 Look at the size of their leader. 659 01:10:38,401 --> 01:10:39,401 Brad... 660 01:11:08,973 --> 01:11:09,678 Ug. 661 01:11:09,891 --> 01:11:12,052 It's the bounty-hunter. He led them back. 662 01:11:15,271 --> 01:11:16,431 The door! 663 01:11:28,326 --> 01:11:31,443 Run! Blow it, blow it! 664 01:12:07,490 --> 01:12:08,696 We fried 'em! 665 01:12:12,328 --> 01:12:13,659 Are you okay? 666 01:12:14,205 --> 01:12:16,196 Yeah. It's just ketchup. 667 01:12:16,791 --> 01:12:18,076 Close one, though. 668 01:12:27,635 --> 01:12:29,796 Get back, she's gonna blow again! 669 01:12:53,160 --> 01:12:54,650 Son of a bitch. 670 01:13:20,271 --> 01:13:23,513 Harv, it's heading back to town. 671 01:13:23,733 --> 01:13:26,190 Ohhh, lord, harv, the children! 672 01:13:26,903 --> 01:13:28,188 - Come on. - Let's go! 673 01:13:47,256 --> 01:13:48,371 Come on! 674 01:13:50,551 --> 01:13:52,007 Come on, faster! 675 01:14:02,355 --> 01:14:04,266 They're heading for town! Come on! 676 01:14:07,526 --> 01:14:09,254 Oh, my god, I bet it's headed for the church. 677 01:14:09,278 --> 01:14:10,313 We gotta stop it! 678 01:14:23,960 --> 01:14:25,575 Inside, quick. Quickly! 679 01:14:26,963 --> 01:14:28,749 Honey, do what he says. Get inside. 680 01:14:32,301 --> 01:14:34,132 Brad, look out! 681 01:14:43,562 --> 01:14:44,802 Ram it, ram it! 682 01:14:46,857 --> 01:14:48,267 I'm gonna hit it! 683 01:15:08,671 --> 01:15:10,878 - Come on! - Run, run! 684 01:15:18,931 --> 01:15:19,931 Look! 685 01:15:22,977 --> 01:15:25,559 I'm a bounty-hunter!! 686 01:16:01,307 --> 01:16:02,467 Charlie... 687 01:16:04,477 --> 01:16:05,512 You mean that... 688 01:16:06,729 --> 01:16:07,844 Charlie...? 689 01:16:30,169 --> 01:16:32,034 Good ol' Charlie. 690 01:16:45,059 --> 01:16:46,845 Brad, look at ug. 691 01:17:19,635 --> 01:17:21,842 Well, just go on in, huh? 692 01:17:22,054 --> 01:17:24,545 You practically got the whole run of the bus. 693 01:17:30,437 --> 01:17:31,722 Goodbye, Brad. 694 01:17:32,982 --> 01:17:35,894 Goodbye, Charlie... I mean... ug. 695 01:17:37,903 --> 01:17:38,903 Charlie. 696 01:17:40,906 --> 01:17:43,522 - Thanks, Nana. Love ya. - I love you, too. 697 01:17:44,201 --> 01:17:45,657 And here. Here's a... 698 01:17:46,036 --> 01:17:47,867 Spinach-cashew cake I made. 699 01:17:48,080 --> 01:17:49,866 Eat it if you get hungry. 700 01:17:50,624 --> 01:17:52,865 - Okay? - Okay. 701 01:18:01,010 --> 01:18:03,797 Get a move on, son, this bus runs on a schedule. 702 01:18:07,600 --> 01:18:08,640 I guess I'll be seeing ya. 703 01:18:13,772 --> 01:18:17,014 Come on, son. Kiss your little gal and let's haul ass. 704 01:18:22,948 --> 01:18:24,279 Holy shit! 705 01:18:28,120 --> 01:18:31,487 Hey, can one of you guys help me get this parachute off? 706 01:18:33,751 --> 01:18:34,751 Charlie? 707 01:18:36,003 --> 01:18:37,083 Oh, I got it. 708 01:18:39,965 --> 01:18:40,965 Charlie. 709 01:18:46,472 --> 01:18:47,587 Hi. 710 01:18:56,732 --> 01:18:58,472 Ug? 711 01:18:59,610 --> 01:19:01,020 Charlie? 712 01:20:36,123 --> 01:20:37,784 Say, listen... 713 01:20:38,375 --> 01:20:39,490 What just happened here? 714 01:20:39,752 --> 01:20:41,367 If I was you, partner, 715 01:20:41,587 --> 01:20:42,952 I'd roll this rig right outta town, 716 01:20:43,172 --> 01:20:46,130 and not say nothing about none of this to nobody. 717 01:20:50,137 --> 01:20:51,252 Bye, Megan. 718 01:20:52,765 --> 01:20:53,971 Bye, Brad. 719 01:21:19,124 --> 01:21:22,161 Hey, Charlie! Catch! 720 01:22:25,524 --> 01:22:28,106 Jj hey, little buddies come gather 'round jj 721 01:22:28,318 --> 01:22:30,809 jj this here's the very best eating in town jj 722 01:22:31,029 --> 01:22:33,395 jj the hungry heifer's the place to be jj 723 01:22:33,615 --> 01:22:36,027 jj lip-licking good, you can take it from me 270 724 01:22:36,243 --> 01:22:38,780 jj try a polar burger and some buffalo chips 57 725 01:22:38,996 --> 01:22:41,658 jj wash it all down with a moo shake jj 726 01:22:41,874 --> 01:22:44,206 jj you'll pat your tummy and smack your lips I'l 727 01:22:44,418 --> 01:22:47,706 jj suck for hours on your fingertips jj 728 01:22:48,130 --> 01:22:50,621 jj at the hungry heifer ij 729 01:22:50,841 --> 01:22:55,175 ji we won't give you a bum steer jj 730 01:22:56,763 --> 01:22:57,923 and don't you forget, 731 01:22:58,140 --> 01:22:59,926 all of your friendly hungry heifer 732 01:23:00,142 --> 01:23:01,882 restaurants throughout the midwest 733 01:23:02,102 --> 01:23:04,684 are open on easter Sunday. So after church, 734 01:23:04,897 --> 01:23:08,060 why don't you and your family stop in for a creamy moo shake 735 01:23:08,275 --> 01:23:10,140 or some crispy buffalo chips? 736 01:23:10,569 --> 01:23:12,525 And we'd like to invite you and your family 737 01:23:12,738 --> 01:23:14,899 to visit our factory, right off of highway 54, 738 01:23:15,115 --> 01:23:17,071 just outside of grover's bend. 739 01:23:17,618 --> 01:23:19,279 We'd love to see ya! 740 01:23:19,578 --> 01:23:20,578 Moo-ve. 741 01:23:20,704 --> 01:23:23,070 Jj at the hungry heifer ij 742 01:23:23,290 --> 01:23:25,906 ji we won't give you a bum steer jj