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Christian: MISS CHARLES...TELL

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ME WHAT YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT

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YOURSELF.

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Miss Charles: YOU TELL ME.

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Sean: UH, IT'S NOT ABOUT

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WHAT WE THINK. IT'S HOW THE

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PATIENT EXPERIENCES THEIR OWN

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APPEARANCE. WHAT THEY'D LIKE TO

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CHANGE TO IMPROVE THEIR NEGATIVE

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SELF-IMAGE.

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Miss Charles: YOU KNOW THE ONLY

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THING WORSE THAN HAVING A

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NEGATIVE SELF-IMAGE?

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Christian: HAVING NO SELF-IMAGE?

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Miss Charles: I'M IMPRESSED.

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I WOULDN'T EXPECT A LOTHARIO

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LIKE YOU TO GET THAT.

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Sean: WHAT MAKES YOU SO CERTAIN

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THAT HE'S THE LOTHARIO?

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Miss Charles: WELL, ANY

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SUCCESSFUL MAN LIKE YOURSELF,

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WHO WEARS OLD SPICE, GOT IT FOR

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FATHER'S DAY. AND ANY MAN WHO'LL

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SPEND $185 ON A BOTTLE OF CREED

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ISN'T WEARING IT TO PLEASE HIS

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WIFE.

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[BOTH CHUCKLE]

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Sean: WE SHOULD PUT YOU TO WORK

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SOLVING CRIMES.

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Miss Charles: ACTUALLY,

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I'M A DESIGNER. ROCKETS.

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PERFUME.

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[ALL LAUGH]

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TWO OF MY SCENTS BECAME

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BESTSELLERS THIS YEAR,

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SO DECIDED TO DO A LITTLE

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REMODELING...FOR THE DATING

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SEASON.

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Christian: WELL...WHAT'S THE

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NAME OF YOUR SCENT? I'LL HAVE TO

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BUY SOME.

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Miss Charles: WELL, THAT

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WOULDN'T BE FAIR.

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Christian: TO WHOM?

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Miss Charles: WOMEN. YOU'RE HARD

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ENOUGH TO RESIST AS IT IS

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WITHOUT ADDING ANY EXTRA

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PHEROMONES INTO THE MIX.

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Christian: MISS CHARLES,

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ARE YOU FLIRTING WITH ME?

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Miss Charles: THAT DEPENDS.

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AM I PRETTY ENOUGH TO FLIRT

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WITH YOU?

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Christian: NO.

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Miss Charles: GOOD. THEN FIX

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WHATEVER NEEDS FIXING. MAKE ME

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INTO SOMEONE THAT YOU'D WANT.

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MAKE ME A 10.

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Sean: WE'RE NOT COSMETICIANS,

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MISS CHARLES. WE'RE TALKING

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ABOUT PERMANENT CHANGES.

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Christian: BESIDES, EVERYONE'S

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IDEA OF BEAUTY VARIES. IT'S IN

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THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER. HEH.

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Miss Charles: WRONG. "PRETTY" IS

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IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER.

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BEAUTY IS IN THE SOUL. YOU CAN'T

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SEE IT, BUT YOU KNOW IT WHEN YOU

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FEEL IT. COME ON. YOU GUYS ARE

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THE TOP PLASTIC SURGEONS IN

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FLORIDA. GIVE ME THE SUPERFICIAL

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FACTS. WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

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Sean: YOUR EYES. UH...

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THE PIGMENTATION--

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Christian: SPOOKY.

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Miss Charles: THANK YOU. GO ON.

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Sean: WAS THIS THE RESULT OF

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A TRAUMA OR ILLNESS?

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Miss: NO, I WAS BORN THIS WAY.

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IN THE DARK, SO TO SPEAK. I HAVE

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ABSOLUTELY NO WAY OF KNOWING IF

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MY NOSE IS TOO BIG, IF MY LIPS

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ARE TOO THIN--

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Christian: EXCEPT FOR YOUR EYES,

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YOU'RE A 10. ALTHOUGH

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YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT. HEH.

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Sean: WE CAN RECOMMEND AN

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EXCELLENT OCULARIST. WE'LL WORK

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WITH HIM TOGETHER ON COLOR,

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SIZE, SHAPE.

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Miss Charles: WHAT COLOR WILL

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THEY BE?

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Christian: BLUE, MAYBE.

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WITH A TINY HINT OF GREEN.

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Miss Charles: BLUE. LIKE THE

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OCEAN AND THE SKY. NICE.

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YOU'RE SMILING, AREN'T YOU?

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Christian: ACTUALLY, IT'S MORE

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OF A SMIRK.

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[BOTH CHUCKLE]

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YOU'RE NOT AS GOOD AS YOU THINK.

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HOW ABOUT THURSDAY AFTERNOON?

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I CAN MAKE AN APPOINTMENT

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FOR YOU.

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Miss Charles: I CAN MAKE MY OWN

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APPOINTMENT. I LIKE TO BE

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INDEPENDENT. I ALSO LIKE TO BE

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DRIVEN.

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* AHH *

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* MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL *

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* MAKE ME

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A PERFECT SOUL,

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A PERFECT MIND,

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A PERFECT FACE,

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A PERFECT

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LIFE *

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Julia: LEARNING TO SKATE, OR YOU

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JUST WANT TO CARRY A BIG STICK?

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Sean: TAMPA BAY LIGHTNING.

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SIGNED BY THE ENTIRE TEAM.

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ONLY $350. IT'S WORTH A LOT MORE

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AFTER WINNING THE CUP.

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Julia: IT'S NICE THAT YOU'RE

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HERE. I WASN'T EXPECTING TO SEE

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YOU. YOU USUALLY HATE THESE

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THINGS.

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Sean: IT'S FOR ANNIE'S SCHOOL.

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IT'S THE LEAST I COULD DO.

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Julia: I'M USED TO GOING TO

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THESE THINGS BY MYSELF.

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Sean: AND TONIGHT'S

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NO EXCEPTION.

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[SIGHS]

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Kimber: I WAS JUST AT YOUR

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SIGNUP SHEET, AND THERE'S ALL

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THESE WOMEN THERE, BUT THEY'RE

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TOO EMBARRASSED TO PUT THEIR

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NAMES DOWN. BUT I THINK I GOT

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THE BALL ROLLING. I TOLD 'EM YOU

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DID A GREAT JOB ON THESE.

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OH. HI.

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MAYBE I SHOULD GO...KEEP PUMPIN'

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THE BIDS. YOU'RE TOO GOOD

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TO GIVE IT AWAY FOR FREE.

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Julia: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU

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BROUGHT THAT...WALKING SLAB OF

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SILICON TO OUR DAUGHTER'S

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SCHOOL.

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Sean: SHE'S THE ONE WHO

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SUGGESTED I DONATE MY SURGICAL

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SKILL TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER.

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Julia: I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T EVEN

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LIKE BIG TITS.

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Sean: I GUESS I WAS LYING.

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MY BAD.

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Julia: WELL, I'M JUST GLAD

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I DIDN'T BRING ANNIE.

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Sean: YEAH, YOU'D BETTER

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WATCH OUT. SHE'LL END UP RUNNING

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AWAY FROM YOU LIKE MATT.

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Julia: WHAT'S HAPPENED TO YOU?

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Sean: I'M HAVING A GOOD TIME,

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JULIA. A REALLY GOOD TIME. AND

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YOUR HOLIER-THAN-THOU ATTITUDE

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ISN'T GONNA MAKE ME FEEL SHITTY

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FOR BRINGING KIMBER HERE.

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BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT NO RIGHT

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TO BE HOLIER THAN ANYBODY

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EVER AGAIN.

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EVERY GUY IN THIS ROOM IS

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LOOKING AT HER TITS, WISHING

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THEY WERE ME, NOT GOING HOME

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WITH THEIR BITTER, UNHAPPY,

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AND RESENTFUL WIVES.

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Julia: IS THIS HOW IT'S GONNA BE

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FROM NOW ON?

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Sean: FACE IT, JULIA.

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YOU'VE LOST YOUR BOY.

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Ocularist: METHYL METHACRYLATE.

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IT'S LIGHTER AND MORE RESPONSIVE

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TO THE MUSCLES THAT CONTROL

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THE MOVEMENT OF THE EYE,

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AND IT'S VIRTUALLY UNBREAKABLE.

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Miss Charles: UNBREAKABLE?

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YOU MEAN IN CASE THEY POP OUT OF

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MY HEAD?

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Ocularist: NO, BUT, UM, THEY

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MIGHT FALL FROM THE SINK WHEN

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YOU'RE TRYING TO WASH THEM.

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I RECENTLY HAD TO REPLACE

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A PATIENT'S LEFT EYE BECAUSE

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IT HAD BEEN EATEN BY HIS DOG.

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[MISS CHARLES SIGHS]

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MAY I?

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Miss Charles: WHAT ARE YOU

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DOING?

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Ocularist: EYES ARE A REFLECTION

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OF THE SOUL. I NEED TO KNOW

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WHO'S BEHIND THE EYES

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I'M MAKING. THAT'S WHY IT TAKES

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ME A LITTLE LONGER THAN THE

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REST. TO ME, IT'S MORE THAN

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A SCIENCE. IT'S AN ART.

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THERE ARE 12 STEPS TO

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THE PAINTING ALONE. EACH ELEMENT

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WITHIN THE EYE ACQUIRES ITS OWN

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SPECIAL BLEND OF COLOR.

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THE RED VEINS ARE SOMETIMES

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DUPLICATED BY USING THIN STRANDS

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OF FABRIC AND CAREFULLY PLACING

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THEM ON THE PLASTIC.

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THE VERISIMILITUDE IS...

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ASTONISHING.

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Miss Charles: WHEN DO YOU THINK

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I COULD HAVE THEM?

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Ocularist: AS SOON AS YOUR

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DAMAGED EYEBALLS ARE REMOVED

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AND THE IMPLANTS SEWN INTO

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PLACE.

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Christian: I CAN SCHEDULE HER

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NEXT WEEK.

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Ocularist: THEN NEXT WEEK IT IS.

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* I'LL BE SEEING YOU

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IN ALL THE OLD FAMILIAR PLACES

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THAT THIS HEART OF MINE EMBRACES

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ALL DAY THROUGH

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IN THAT SMALL CAFE

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THE PARK ACROSS THE WAY

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THE CHILDREN'S CAROUSEL

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A CHESTNUT TREE... *

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Ocularist: ONCE THE ORBITAL

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IMPLANTS ARE IN PLACE, THEY

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PROVIDE THE NECESSARY ANCHOR FOR

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THE ARTIFICIAL EYE. THAT'S WHEN

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YOU AND I ARE READY TO BEGIN.

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YOU COME IN AND I POSITION THIS

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IMPRESSION TRAY IN YOUR SOCKET.

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DON'T WORRY. IT'LL FEEL ODD,

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BUT NOT PAINFUL. I USE IT

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TO MAKE AN ALGINATE IMPRESSION

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OF THE CAVITY WITHIN YOUR EYE.

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WHEN IT'S DRY AND SMOOTH

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AND A PERFECT FIT, IT SERVES AS

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A MOLD FOR THE ACTUAL PLASTIC

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INSERT THAT WILL BECOME YOUR NEW

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EYE. THEN, THE FITTING. THAT'S

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WHEN THE MIRACLE HAPPENS.

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Miss Charles: MIRACLE?

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Ocularist: ANIMATING WHAT'S

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LIFELESS. A MERE PIECE OF

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PLASTIC, AND WE GIVE THE SOUL

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ITS VOICE.

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Miss Charles: IT ALL SOUNDS

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SO GRUESOME. DO YOU REALLY THINK

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IT'S WORTH IT?

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Ocularist: I'VE NEVER HAD

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A DISAPPOINTED CUSTOMER. I DON'T

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LIKE TO TOOT MY OWN HORN--

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WELL, YES, I DO. BECAUSE I'M

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THE BEST.

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Christian: IF YOU WEREN'T,

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WE WOULDN'T BE HERE. HEH.

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SO, YOU WANTED TO KNOW WHAT

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MY RECOMMENDATION WOULD BE.

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THIS IS IT.

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Ocularist: WHAT COLOR EYES

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WERE YOU THINKING?

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* BUT I'LL BE SEEING YOU... *

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Miss Charles: BLUE. WITH A HINT

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OF GREEN.

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Ocularist: MM. MM, GOOD.

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Julia: LIFE'S ABOUT CHANGE,

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RIGHT? TRANSFORMATION. AND I'D

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JUST LIKE TO SEE THIS TIME AS

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AN OPPORTUNITY TO EXPLORE OTHER

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POSSIBILITIES. WELL, OUTSIDE OF

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BEING A WIFE AND MOTHER, I MEAN.

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Doctor: DID YOU SAY YOU WERE

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DIVORCED?

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Julia: UH...SEPARATED.

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Doctor: WELL, IF IT MAKES YOU

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FEEL ANY BETTER, 70% OF

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THE BREAST AUGMENTATIONS I DO

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ARE ON WOMEN DIVORCED OR...

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IN THE PROCESS. IT CAN BE QUITE

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HEALING, A WAY OF AFFIRMING YOUR

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DESIRABILITY. SOME OF

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MY PATIENTS EVEN HAVE IMPLANTS

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AS PART OF THEIR SETTLEMENT.

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Julia, laughing: OH, WELL,

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THERE'S A THOUGHT. MAYBE

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I SHOULD WAIT UNTIL WE FILE.

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[BOTH CHUCKLE]

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Doctor: WHY DON'T YOU OPEN YOUR

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BLOUSE SO WE CAN SEE WHAT

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WE HAVE TO WORK WITH HERE?

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Julia: HAVE YOU DONE A LOT

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OF THESE?

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Doctor: OH, LET'S JUST SAY THAT

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SINCE I BEGAN THIS PRACTICE,

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MICROMASTIA HAS BECOME

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AN EPIDEMIC.

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Julia: MICROMASTIA?

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Doctor: SMALL-BREASTEDNESS.

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Julia: OH. I ALWAYS THOUGHT

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THEY WERE AVERAGE. MICROMASTIA?

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THAT SOUNDS LIKE A DISEASE.

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Doctor: OH. IN OUR CULTURE,

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IT OFTEN IS. BREASTS ARE

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A SYMBOL OF OUR FEMININITY,

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THE CLOSEST THING WE HAVE TO

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A PHALLIC SYMBOL AND, LIKE IT OR

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NOT, WE LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE

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SIZE MATTERS...FOR BOTH.

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I THINK WE CAN GO UP TO A "C"

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OR EVEN "D" AND STILL KEEP YOUR

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NATURAL DROP.

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Julia: I DON'T WANT THEM TO BE

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HUGE. I--I MEAN, JUST, UH,

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DIFFERENT. BETTER. A NEW ME,

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YOU KNOW?

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Doctor: I'M SURE YOU'LL BE

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DELIGHTED, BECAUSE YOU'RE

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DOING IT FOR THE RIGHT REASON--

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YOURSELF. WHAT'S SAD ARE

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THE ONES THAT DO IT THINKING

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THEY CAN GET THEIR HUSBANDS

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BACK. IT'S...HEARTBREAKING.

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[MACHINE BEEPING]

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Julia: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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Nurse: I'M JUST MONITORING YOUR

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HEART, SWEETIE. STANDARD

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PROCEDURE. TRY TO RELAX.

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[JULIA SIGHS]

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Julia: YOU KNOW, MAYBE

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I SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS.

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I--I HAVE 2 KIDS. THE YOUNGEST

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ONE IS ONLY 8. SHE'S AT MY

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HUSBAND'S. IF ANYTHING HAPPENED

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TO ME--

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Nurse: OH, DON'T YOU WORRY.

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DR. COPLEY'S THE BEST.

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SHE HASN'T BOTCHED ONE YET.

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YEAH. SHE DID THESE.

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HA HA. PRETTY GOOD, HUH?

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Julia: YEAH. DID HAVING THEM

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DONE REALLY CHANGE ANYTHING

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IN YOUR LOVE LIFE?

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Nurse: 14 KARAT. AND HE NEVER

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GETS BORED.

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Dr. Copley: OK, JULIA, WE'RE

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GONNA BEGIN.

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AS THE ANESTHESIA STARTS TO

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WORK, YOU'RE GONNA FEEL AS IF

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YOU'RE FLOATING.

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[JULIA SIGHS]

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Julia: ONE MORE LOOK...

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FOR OLD TIMES' SAKE.

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Dr. Copley: AND NOW COUNTING

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BACK FROM 10 TO 1.

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Julia: 10...

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9...

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8...

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Miss Charles: I LOVE OCEANAIA.

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I LOVE IT.

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THEY MAKE THE BEST CHILEAN SEA

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BASS. YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M NOT

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SURE, BUT MY DOCTOR JUST WALKED

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INTO THE ROOM, SO I'LL ASK HIM.

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IS IT TOO SOON FOR ME TO MAKE,

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UH, DINNER PLANS FOR SATURDAY

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NIGHT?

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Christian: YOU'RE AN INDEPENDENT

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WOMAN. HOT DATE? [CHUCKLES]

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Miss Charles: HOPE SO.

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HE ANSWERED MY

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PERSONAL AD ON THE INTERNET.

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[CHUCKLES]

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Christian: OH. WELL.

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WHY DON'T YOU, UH, CALL HIM

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BACK...AFTER I'VE...FINISHED

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CHECKING YOU OUT.

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Miss Charles: RON, CAN I GET

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BACK TO YOU? MY VERY HUNKY

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DOCTOR WANTS TO STARE DEEPLY

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INTO MY BEAUTIFUL NEW ACRYLIC

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EYES. GREAT. I'LL TALK TO YOU

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LATER. [CLEARS THROAT]

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MMM...WHAT'S WRONG?

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Christian: NOTHING.

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I'M JUST CHECKING YOUR TEAR

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DUCTS.

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Miss Charles: SOMETHING.

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[CHRISTIAN SIGHS]

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IT'S WRITTEN ALL OVER

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YOUR FOREHEAD.

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Christian: [SIGHS] NO MAN WHO

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ANSWERS AN INTERNET AD IS AFTER

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A DEEP, PERSONAL CONNECTION THAT

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DOESN'T INVOLVE HIS PENIS.

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Miss Julie: YOU KNOW, I--I THINK

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I READ THAT IN A FORTUNE COOKIE

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ONCE.

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Christian: I JUST THOUGHT YOU

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WERE SMARTER THAN THAT.

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Miss Charles: FUNNY.

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MY INCREDIBLY SMART FRIEND JANET

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MET HER HUSBAND THAT WAY.

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Christian: WAS SHE BLIND?

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[MISS CHARLES SIGHS]

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Christian: I'M SORRY.

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I JUST MEANT THAT...

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MEN ARE ASSHOLES, AND

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BEING BLIND JUST MAKES YOU AN

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EASIER MARK.

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Miss Charles: ARE WE THROUGH

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HERE?

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Christian: LOOK DIRECTLY AT ME

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AND...TRY TO MOVE YOUR EYES

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FROM SIDE TO SIDE.

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THERE'S NOT A LOT OF MOBILITY

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YET, BUT THE MUSCLE REATTACHMENT

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SEEMS TO BE HOLDING.

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Miss Charles: IS THAT IT?

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Christian: LOOK, IT'S...MEN.

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WE'RE JUST WIRED THAT WAY, EVEN

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IF SOME SMALL PART OF OUR BRAINS

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ACTUALLY GIVES A DAMN ABOUT YOUR

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SOUL. IT'S ALWAYS SHORT-

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CIRCUITED BY THE OTHER PART THAT

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WANTS TO GET INTO YOUR PANTS.

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Miss Charles: I'M A BIG GIRL,

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DOCTOR.

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I DON'T USE A SEEING EYE DOG,

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AND I CERTAINLY DON'T NEED

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A SEEING EYE DOCTOR TO RESCUE ME

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FROM...ALL THOSE BIG, BAD,

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SCARY MEN OUT THERE JUST WAITING

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TO PREY ON US BLIND DAMSELS

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IN DISTRESS. [SNICKERS]

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[MISS CHARLES SIGHS]

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Christian: BE CAREFUL.

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Miss Charles: [SNICKERS]

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YOU KNOW WHAT

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THE UP SIDE TO BEING BLIND IS?

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THERE IS NO FEAR OF THE UNKNOWN

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BECAUSE IT'S ALL UNKNOWN.

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EVERYTHING IS CHANCE. MEETING

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THIS GUY...CROSSING THE

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STREET...PICKING OUTFITS THAT

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MATCH, BUYING GROCERIES.

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HEY...I'M NOT EXPECTING TO FALL

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IN LOVE.

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BUT YOU NEVER KNOW.

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[SIREN IN THE DISTANCE]

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[DOORBELL CHIMES]

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Julia: UH, JUST A MINUTE!

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OH...GOD...

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[WOMAN SHOUTS, INDISTINCT]

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[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]

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Erica: MATT WASN'T EXAGGERATING,

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WAS HE?

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YOU REALLY DO LOOK A BIT LIKE

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A CRACK WHORE, SWEETHEART.

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Julia: I CAN'T BELIEVE

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THAT MATT CALLED YOU.

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Erica: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU

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DIDN'T.

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[JULIA SIGHS]

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Julia: DID HE SAY ANYTHING

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ELSE...ABOUT WHY I MOVED OUT?

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Erica: BECAUSE MATTIE

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HAS 2 FATHERS. YOU'RE YOUNG.

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YOU MADE A MISTAKE. YOU DON'T

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WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR

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LIFE ATONING FOR IT.

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Julia: WHY NOT? I RUINED

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MY HUSBAND'S LIFE.

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Erica: OH, BULLSHIT.

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YOU RUINED YOUR OWN BY NOT

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LIVING IT. SEAN DOESN'T WANT

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ANYTHING MORE TO DO WITH YOU.

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YIPPIE! YOU'RE FREE. GET OFF

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YOUR ASS...AND STOP DEPENDING

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ON OTHER PEOPLE FOR YOUR SENSE

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OF SELF-WORTH.

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Julia: YOU REALLY

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SHOULD HAVE YOUR OWN TALK SHOW.

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Erica: NOW...I'M STAYING

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AT THE RALEIGH. YOU'RE COMING

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WITH ME UNTIL WE CAN FIND

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SOMEPLACE MORE SUITABLE

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FOR YOU AND ANNIE.

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OH, GOD, WHO KNOWS WHAT'S LIVING

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UNDER THESE CARPETS.

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Julia: PLEASE LEAVE

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MY THINGS ALONE, MOTHER. I DON'T

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NEED YOU TO SWOOP IN HERE

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AND START TELLING ME WHAT I

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SHOULD AND SHOULDN'T DO.

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Erica: TAKE ENOUGH XANEX,

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IT WON'T MATTER WHAT YOU DO.

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Julia: IT'S VIACODIN. I NEED

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SOMETHING TO HELP ME

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WITH THE PAIN.

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I HAD MY BREASTS AUGMENTED.

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Erica: HA HA HA!

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OH, GOD. I'M SORRY. [MUTTERS]

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[SIGHS] OH, GOOD FOR YOU,

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SWEETHEART. AT LEAST YOU DID

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SOMETHING. OF COURSE, WHEN I

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SAID YOU SHOULD MAKE THE MOST

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OUT OF YOURSELF, I WASN'T

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REFERRING TO YOUR BRA SIZE.

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Julia: YOU HAD A FACE LIFT,

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MOTHER. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?

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Erica: I DID IT FOR

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PROFESSIONAL REASONS. THE ONLY

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PROFESSIONAL REASON FOR THAT IS

520
00:22:08,761 --> 00:22:09,896
TO LOOK BETTER DANCING

521
00:22:09,896 --> 00:22:10,763
ON A POLE.

522
00:22:10,763 --> 00:22:11,698
[JULIA SCOFFS]

523
00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:19,171
YOU'RE A BRILLIANT...GIFTED

524
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:22,742
GIRL, JULIA. WHY ARE YOUR BRAINS

525
00:22:22,742 --> 00:22:24,143
THE LAST ON YOUR LIST OF THINGS

526
00:22:24,143 --> 00:22:25,412
TO DEVELOP?

527
00:22:25,412 --> 00:22:26,413
Julia: BECAUSE THEY'RE THE LAST

528
00:22:26,413 --> 00:22:28,915
THINGS ON THE LIST THAT MATTER!

529
00:22:28,915 --> 00:22:31,117
JUST BE SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW

530
00:22:31,117 --> 00:22:32,919
THAT WHEN YOUR KIDS COME HOME,

531
00:22:32,919 --> 00:22:35,655
THEY NEED A HUG...A KISS...

532
00:22:35,655 --> 00:22:37,857
SOME GODDAMN TENDERNESS!

533
00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:39,526
AND THEY DON'T WANT TO BE TOLD

534
00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:41,694
HOW THEY SCREWED UP, BECAUSE

535
00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:43,730
10 TO 1, THEY ALREADY KNOW.

536
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:49,035
Erica: TELL ME WHAT YOU NEED.

537
00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:52,805
[JULIA SIGHS]

538
00:22:52,805 --> 00:22:55,842
Julia: FOR GOD'S SAKE, ERICA!

539
00:22:55,842 --> 00:22:58,478
LOOK AROUND! I'VE BEEN EATING

540
00:22:58,478 --> 00:23:01,548
MICROWAVE MACARONI AND CHEESE.

541
00:23:01,548 --> 00:23:03,483
I HAVEN'T WASHED MY HAIR IN DAYS

542
00:23:03,483 --> 00:23:06,453
BECAUSE I CAN'T LIFT MY ARMS.

543
00:23:06,453 --> 00:23:08,521
AND IF I LEAVE THE GARBAGE OUT

544
00:23:08,521 --> 00:23:10,222
ANY LONGER, I'LL START

545
00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:12,692
ATTRACTING WILDLIFE.

546
00:23:12,692 --> 00:23:14,093
Erica: WHY DIDN'T YOU ARRANGE

547
00:23:14,093 --> 00:23:15,962
FOR A PRACTICAL NURSE BEFORE YOU

548
00:23:15,962 --> 00:23:17,564
LEFT THE HOSPITAL?

549
00:23:17,564 --> 00:23:19,832
Julia: BECAUSE...I CHOSE TO HAVE

550
00:23:19,832 --> 00:23:21,901
IT DONE, AND I DON'T WANT SEAN

551
00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:23,836
PAYING FOR IT.

552
00:23:23,836 --> 00:23:25,037
Erica: I'LL WRITE A CHECK!

553
00:23:25,037 --> 00:23:29,976
Julia: OHHH!

554
00:23:29,976 --> 00:23:32,244
FORGET IT.

555
00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:36,716
THE INTEREST IS WAY TOO HIGH.

556
00:23:36,716 --> 00:23:40,252
BUT THANKS FOR COMING OVER.

557
00:23:40,252 --> 00:23:42,121
AND IF YOU HAPPEN TO BUMP INTO

558
00:23:42,121 --> 00:23:44,591
ANYONE RESEMBLING A MOTHER,

559
00:23:44,591 --> 00:23:46,659
TELL HER I COULD USE ONE.

560
00:23:54,734 --> 00:23:55,802
[ERICA SIGHS]

561
00:24:00,807 --> 00:24:02,775
Erica: TITS.

562
00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:03,576
Christian: WHAT ARE YOU

563
00:24:03,576 --> 00:24:04,043
TALKING ABOUT?

564
00:24:04,043 --> 00:24:05,712
Erica: BAZOOMS.

565
00:24:05,712 --> 00:24:08,180
POWER BOOBIES. APPARENTLY, AN

566
00:24:08,180 --> 00:24:10,850
I.Q. OF 160 ISN'T ENOUGH TO GET

567
00:24:10,850 --> 00:24:12,652
HER THROUGH THIS TRANSITION

568
00:24:12,652 --> 00:24:14,086
WITHOUT ACQUIRING EQUALLY

569
00:24:14,086 --> 00:24:15,822
IMPRESSIVE KNOCKERS.

570
00:24:15,822 --> 00:24:16,656
Christian: JULIA GOT

571
00:24:16,656 --> 00:24:18,658
BREAST IMPLANTS?

572
00:24:18,658 --> 00:24:19,659
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

573
00:24:19,659 --> 00:24:20,192
Sean: WHAT THE HELL

574
00:24:20,192 --> 00:24:21,060
WAS SHE THINKING?

575
00:24:21,060 --> 00:24:23,129
Erica: SEAN, ACCORDING TO MATT,

576
00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:25,565
YOU'RE DATING PORN STAR BARBIE.

577
00:24:25,565 --> 00:24:26,866
THAT WOULD MAKE ANY WOMAN FEEL

578
00:24:26,866 --> 00:24:28,668
INADEQUATE.

579
00:24:28,668 --> 00:24:29,669
Sean: WHAT DO YOU EXPECT US

580
00:24:29,669 --> 00:24:31,203
TO DO, TAKE THEM OUT AND TELL

581
00:24:31,203 --> 00:24:32,138
HER THEY WERE FINE THE WAY

582
00:24:32,138 --> 00:24:33,573
THEY WERE BEFORE?

583
00:24:33,573 --> 00:24:35,975
Erica: JULIA'S IN CRISIS. HAVE

584
00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:37,944
YOU SEEN WHERE SHE'S LIVING?

585
00:24:37,944 --> 00:24:39,111
WHERE ANNIE'S LIVING WHEN

586
00:24:39,111 --> 00:24:40,079
SHE'S NOT WITH YOU?

587
00:24:40,079 --> 00:24:40,947
Sean: ERICA, YOU'RE NOT

588
00:24:40,947 --> 00:24:41,948
SUGGESTING I TAKE ANNIE

589
00:24:41,948 --> 00:24:42,949
AWAY FROM HER?

590
00:24:42,949 --> 00:24:43,883
Christian: LET'S JUST HEAR

591
00:24:43,883 --> 00:24:45,217
WHAT SHE HAS TO SAY.

592
00:24:45,217 --> 00:24:47,086
Sean: YEAH.

593
00:24:47,086 --> 00:24:48,688
Erica: I WANT US ALL TO COME

594
00:24:48,688 --> 00:24:51,090
TOGETHER IN A CARING...

595
00:24:51,090 --> 00:24:53,192
NONJUDGMENTAL MANNER...AND

596
00:24:53,192 --> 00:24:54,827
PRESENT JULIA WITH OUR

597
00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:57,564
OBSERVATIONS AND CONCERNS.

598
00:24:57,564 --> 00:24:58,130
Christian: YOU WANT US

599
00:24:58,130 --> 00:24:59,231
TO STAGE AN INTERVENTION.

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00:24:59,231 --> 00:25:00,600
Sean, laughing: OH, GOD.

601
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:01,934
Erica: YES.

602
00:25:01,934 --> 00:25:03,302
I'VE GOTTEN THE NAME OF THE TOP

603
00:25:03,302 --> 00:25:05,037
PSYCHIATRIST IN THE AREA. I'VE

604
00:25:05,037 --> 00:25:06,238
PULLED STRINGS TO MAKE AN

605
00:25:06,238 --> 00:25:07,574
APPOINTMENT, BUT I CAN'T MAKE

606
00:25:07,574 --> 00:25:09,308
SURE SHE SHOWS UP.

607
00:25:09,308 --> 00:25:10,309
Sean: WHY NOT?

608
00:25:10,309 --> 00:25:11,778
Erica: 'CAUSE I WON'T BE HERE.

609
00:25:11,778 --> 00:25:13,646
Sean: OF COURSE. OH, THIS IS

610
00:25:13,646 --> 00:25:15,848
BEAUTIFUL. BUT YOUR DAUGHTER'S

611
00:25:15,848 --> 00:25:17,950
IN CRISIS, ERICA. WHAT'S MORE

612
00:25:17,950 --> 00:25:18,985
IMPORTANT THAN THAT?

613
00:25:18,985 --> 00:25:20,019
Erica: I HAVE TO BE IN LOS

614
00:25:20,019 --> 00:25:21,654
ANGELES AT THE END OF THE WEEK.

615
00:25:21,654 --> 00:25:23,055
I'M GIVING A LECTURE.

616
00:25:23,055 --> 00:25:24,123
Sean: ON MOTHERING?

617
00:25:24,123 --> 00:25:25,257
Christian: BUT YOU'LL BE BACK?

618
00:25:25,257 --> 00:25:26,325
Sean: YOU CAN'T JUST INTERVENE

619
00:25:26,325 --> 00:25:27,627
AND RUN.

620
00:25:27,627 --> 00:25:28,928
Erica: I'M TRYING TO PUT A

621
00:25:28,928 --> 00:25:30,730
SUPPORT SYSTEM INTO PLACE BEFORE

622
00:25:30,730 --> 00:25:32,031
I GO.

623
00:25:32,031 --> 00:25:35,735
Sean: YOU MEAN DUMP HER ON US.

624
00:25:35,735 --> 00:25:36,703
Erica: SO YOU'RE JUST GOING TO

625
00:25:36,703 --> 00:25:40,372
CUT HER OFF. WHERE'D YOU GET THE

626
00:25:40,372 --> 00:25:43,042
BALLS? SHE'S THE ONLY ONE BEING

627
00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:44,644
PUNISHED. IF SHE'S GOTTA WEAR A

628
00:25:44,644 --> 00:25:46,278
SCARLET LETTER, THEN SO DO YOU.

629
00:25:46,278 --> 00:25:47,146
Sean: HOW ABOUT I STAGE AN

630
00:25:47,146 --> 00:25:48,180
INTERVENTION WITH YOU?

631
00:25:48,180 --> 00:25:49,248
Christian: TAKE IT EASY, SEAN.

632
00:25:49,248 --> 00:25:50,216
Sean: YOU'VE DONE MORE HARM TO

633
00:25:50,216 --> 00:25:51,217
JULIA THAN CHRISTIAN AND I COULD

634
00:25:51,217 --> 00:25:52,885
EVER DO IN A LIFETIME. YOU'RE

635
00:25:52,885 --> 00:25:54,086
THE REAL REASON SHE'S SO SCREWED

636
00:25:54,086 --> 00:25:56,623
UP! YOU NEVER SAW HER EXCEPT AS

637
00:25:56,623 --> 00:25:58,758
A REFLECTION OF YOURSELF. SHIT,

638
00:25:58,758 --> 00:26:00,627
YOU NEVER SAW HER, PERIOD. YOU

639
00:26:00,627 --> 00:26:01,794
WERE ALWAYS BUSY WORKING,

640
00:26:01,794 --> 00:26:03,630
HELPING YOUR PATIENTS WITH THEIR

641
00:26:03,630 --> 00:26:05,397
PROBLEMS. WELL, SHE'S YOUR

642
00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:07,700
PROBLEM NOW, ERICA. YOU BROKE

643
00:26:07,700 --> 00:26:13,706
HER, YOU FIX HER.

644
00:26:13,706 --> 00:26:14,641
BEST THING ABOUT NOT BEING WITH

645
00:26:14,641 --> 00:26:15,742
JULIA IS I DON'T HAVE TO BE NICE

646
00:26:15,742 --> 00:26:17,810
TO HER MOTHER.

647
00:26:17,810 --> 00:26:19,245
[TURNS ON FAUCET]

648
00:26:26,185 --> 00:26:29,388
YOU THINK I'M A DICK?

649
00:26:29,388 --> 00:26:30,256
Christian: I DIDN'T SAY

650
00:26:30,256 --> 00:26:31,991
ANYTHING.

651
00:26:31,991 --> 00:26:32,925
Sean: YOU WANT TO BECOME PART OF

652
00:26:32,925 --> 00:26:35,194
ERICA'S INTERVENTION?

653
00:26:35,194 --> 00:26:40,667
Christian: [SIGHS] I HURT JULIA.

654
00:26:40,667 --> 00:26:44,203
I DO THAT A LOT. HURT AND RUN.

655
00:26:44,203 --> 00:26:45,304
IF THERE'S A CHANCE TO HELP--

656
00:26:45,304 --> 00:26:46,939
Sean: SHE'S HAD ENOUGH HELP.

657
00:26:46,939 --> 00:26:48,841
I'VE SPENT MY LIFE RESCUING HER,

658
00:26:48,841 --> 00:26:50,176
SUPPORTING HERE, PROTECTING HER,

659
00:26:50,176 --> 00:26:52,178
AND SO HAVE YOU. NOW LOOK WHAT'S

660
00:26:52,178 --> 00:26:54,180
HAPPENED. WE'VE ENABLED HER SO

661
00:26:54,180 --> 00:26:58,250
MUCH, SHE'S DISABLED. WANT TO BE

662
00:26:58,250 --> 00:27:01,387
A HERO? GO FIND SOMEONE WHO

663
00:27:01,387 --> 00:27:02,755
REALLY NEEDS ONE.

664
00:27:11,263 --> 00:27:12,832
* YOU TRAVELLED THE WORLD,

665
00:27:12,832 --> 00:27:14,701
BUT YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY

666
00:27:14,701 --> 00:27:16,703
FROM THE PERSON YOU ARE

667
00:27:16,703 --> 00:27:19,071
IN YOUR HEART,

668
00:27:19,071 --> 00:27:20,973
YOU CAN BE WHO YOU WANT TO BE,

669
00:27:20,973 --> 00:27:23,042
MAKE US BELIEVE IN YOU,

670
00:27:23,042 --> 00:27:24,343
KEEP ALL YOUR LIGHT

671
00:27:24,343 --> 00:27:26,278
IN THE DARK,

672
00:27:26,278 --> 00:27:28,147
IF YOU'RE SEARCHING FOR TRUTH,

673
00:27:28,147 --> 00:27:30,382
YOU MUST LOOK IN THE MIRROR

674
00:27:30,382 --> 00:27:31,350
AND MAKE SENSE

675
00:27:31,350 --> 00:27:33,920
OF WHAT YOU CAN SEE,

676
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:37,857
JUST BE,

677
00:27:37,857 --> 00:27:41,861
JUST BE,

678
00:27:41,861 --> 00:27:43,029
THEY SAY LEARNING

679
00:27:43,029 --> 00:27:44,230
TO LOVE YOURSELF

680
00:27:44,230 --> 00:27:46,866
IS THE FIRST STEP THAT YOU TAKE

681
00:27:46,866 --> 00:27:50,002
WHEN YOU WANT TO BE REAL,

682
00:27:50,002 --> 00:27:51,470
FLYING ON PLANES

683
00:27:51,470 --> 00:27:53,740
TO EXOTIC LOCATIONS

684
00:27:53,740 --> 00:27:54,741
WON'T TEACH YOU

685
00:27:54,741 --> 00:27:57,509
HOW YOU REALLY FEEL,

686
00:27:57,509 --> 00:27:59,078
FACE UP TO THE FACT

687
00:27:59,078 --> 00:28:01,814
THAT YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE,

688
00:28:01,814 --> 00:28:05,017
NOTHING CAN CHANGE THAT BELIEF,

689
00:28:05,017 --> 00:28:08,020
JUST BE... *

690
00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:09,488
Woman: RON, HI.

691
00:28:09,488 --> 00:28:12,358
[MAN SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]

692
00:28:12,358 --> 00:28:14,126
* ...'CAUSE NOW I KNOW

693
00:28:14,126 --> 00:28:15,962
IT'S NOT SO FAR

694
00:28:15,962 --> 00:28:17,997
TO WHERE I GO,

695
00:28:17,997 --> 00:28:19,932
THE HARDEST PART

696
00:28:19,932 --> 00:28:24,904
IS INSIDE ME,

697
00:28:24,904 --> 00:28:28,440
I NEED TO JUST BE... *

698
00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:32,311
Christian: HA HA HA!

699
00:28:32,311 --> 00:28:34,113
Bartender: WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

700
00:28:34,113 --> 00:28:37,850
Christian: UM...ME. I'M SUCH AN

701
00:28:37,850 --> 00:28:39,151
ASSHOLE.

702
00:28:43,455 --> 00:28:45,424
ONE MORE?

703
00:28:45,424 --> 00:28:51,230
* ...BUT I FEEL

704
00:28:51,230 --> 00:28:58,070
SO MUCH BETTER *

705
00:28:58,070 --> 00:28:59,405
Julia: HONEY, HOLD STILL. IT'S

706
00:28:59,405 --> 00:29:01,007
HARD TO SEE WHEN YOU KEEP MOVING

707
00:29:01,007 --> 00:29:02,074
AROUND.

708
00:29:02,074 --> 00:29:04,210
Annie: BUT IT REALLY ITCHES.

709
00:29:04,210 --> 00:29:05,077
[DOORBELL RINGS]

710
00:29:05,077 --> 00:29:07,246
Julia: OHH. HONEY, CAN YOU GO

711
00:29:07,246 --> 00:29:18,390
GET THAT? IT'S YOUR GRANDMOTHER.

712
00:29:18,390 --> 00:29:21,994
Erica: OH, THERE SHE IS! OH MMM!

713
00:29:21,994 --> 00:29:24,430
HOW ARE YOU SWEETHEART? THERE'S

714
00:29:24,430 --> 00:29:26,365
A CHARMING 2-BEDROOM ON COLLINS.

715
00:29:26,365 --> 00:29:27,366
I'VE MADE AN APPOINTMENT FOR YOU

716
00:29:27,366 --> 00:29:29,168
TO SEE IT TOMORROW AT 11:00.

717
00:29:29,168 --> 00:29:30,369
Julia: I'M NOT LOOKING FOR

718
00:29:30,369 --> 00:29:32,371
ANOTHER APARTMENT, MOTHER. ONCE

719
00:29:32,371 --> 00:29:34,073
I'M BETTER I'LL FIX THIS PLACE

720
00:29:34,073 --> 00:29:35,374
UP. IT'LL BE FINE.

721
00:29:35,374 --> 00:29:36,475
Erica: YOU CAN AT LEAST LOOK AT

722
00:29:36,475 --> 00:29:37,944
IT. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, HE'S

723
00:29:37,944 --> 00:29:42,114
GOT OTHERS. AND HERE. I CALLED

724
00:29:42,114 --> 00:29:43,950
THE DEPARTMENT AT COLUMBIA. I

725
00:29:43,950 --> 00:29:45,084
GOT YOU AN APPOINTMENT WITH

726
00:29:45,084 --> 00:29:47,019
THE TOP PSYCHOPHARMACOLOGIST IN

727
00:29:47,019 --> 00:29:48,520
THE STATE. HE ALSO HAPPENS TO

728
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:50,522
SPECIALIZE IN DEPRESSION.

729
00:29:50,522 --> 00:29:51,623
Julia: I'M NOT DEPRESSED,

730
00:29:51,623 --> 00:29:54,927
MOTHER. I AM SEPARATED. OH, GOD,

731
00:29:54,927 --> 00:29:57,096
THERE'S ONE.

732
00:29:57,096 --> 00:29:58,030
Annie: ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE TO

733
00:29:58,030 --> 00:29:59,165
SHAVE MY HEAD?

734
00:29:59,165 --> 00:30:00,499
Erica: SHAVE YOUR HEAD? WHAT

735
00:30:00,499 --> 00:30:01,367
FOR?

736
00:30:01,367 --> 00:30:02,501
Julia: LICE. THEY'RE GOING

737
00:30:02,501 --> 00:30:04,270
AROUND AT ANNIE'S SCHOOL.

738
00:30:04,270 --> 00:30:05,404
Annie: YOU'RE PULLING!

739
00:30:05,404 --> 00:30:06,405
Julia: OH, MY GOD, THEY'RE

740
00:30:06,405 --> 00:30:07,874
EVERYWHERE!

741
00:30:07,874 --> 00:30:09,141
Erica: WHAT'S NEXT, JULIA,

742
00:30:09,141 --> 00:30:10,542
SCABIES? HOW MUCH FURTHER DOWN

743
00:30:10,542 --> 00:30:11,577
DO YOU HAVE TO GO BEFORE THIS

744
00:30:11,577 --> 00:30:13,545
STOPS? SHITTERS ALLEY?

745
00:30:13,545 --> 00:30:15,014
Julia: YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A

746
00:30:15,014 --> 00:30:16,548
MEMBER OF A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY

747
00:30:16,548 --> 00:30:18,918
TO GET LICE, MOTHER. THEY'RE NOT

748
00:30:18,918 --> 00:30:20,386
A SIGN OF UNCLEANLINESS.

749
00:30:20,386 --> 00:30:21,387
Erica: THEY'RE NOT WHAT I WOULD

750
00:30:21,387 --> 00:30:23,089
CALL A STATUS SYMBOL. YOU NEVER

751
00:30:23,089 --> 00:30:24,423
HAD THEM.

752
00:30:24,423 --> 00:30:26,258
Julia: HONEY, TAKE YOUR CLOTHES

753
00:30:26,258 --> 00:30:27,293
OFF AND THROW THEM ON THE

754
00:30:27,293 --> 00:30:28,494
BATHROOM FLOOR. I'LL BE IN TO

755
00:30:28,494 --> 00:30:30,897
RUN THE WATER.

756
00:30:37,436 --> 00:30:38,404
DO YOU THINK YOU COULD HELP ME

757
00:30:38,404 --> 00:30:41,073
TO STRIP THE BED?

758
00:30:41,073 --> 00:30:46,378
[ZIPS UP PURSE]

759
00:30:46,378 --> 00:30:49,248
JUST PUT ALL THE PILLOW CASES

760
00:30:49,248 --> 00:30:51,150
AND THE SHEETS IN A PILE. THEY

761
00:30:51,150 --> 00:30:55,254
HAVE TO BE WASHED SEPARATELY.

762
00:30:55,254 --> 00:30:56,322
Erica: WHAT DO YOU SAY WE JUST

763
00:30:56,322 --> 00:30:57,523
TOSS THE WHOLE MESS OUT?

764
00:30:57,523 --> 00:30:59,058
Julia: NO, IT'LL BE FINE. I'LL

765
00:30:59,058 --> 00:31:01,327
JUST WASH IT IN HOT WATER.

766
00:31:01,327 --> 00:31:02,328
Erica: DO YOU REALLY WANT YOUR

767
00:31:02,328 --> 00:31:03,329
DAUGHTER TO RISK

768
00:31:03,329 --> 00:31:04,296
RE-CONTAMINATION?

769
00:31:04,296 --> 00:31:05,597
Julia: LINENS COST MONEY.

770
00:31:05,597 --> 00:31:06,565
Erica: MY TREAT.

771
00:31:06,565 --> 00:31:07,566
Annie: MOMMY!

772
00:31:07,566 --> 00:31:09,401
Julia: JUST PUT THE LAUNDRY IN

773
00:31:09,401 --> 00:31:11,070
A GODDAMN PILE, OK?

774
00:31:11,070 --> 00:31:12,471
Erica: FINE! DO EVERYTHING THE

775
00:31:12,471 --> 00:31:15,074
HARD WAY. IF IT'S NOT ENOUGH TO

776
00:31:15,074 --> 00:31:16,943
SWIM ACROSS THE OCEAN, YOU HAVE

777
00:31:16,943 --> 00:31:18,477
TO DO IT WITH A 20-POUND BOULDER

778
00:31:18,477 --> 00:31:23,449
STRAPPED TO YOUR BACK. OH, GOD.

779
00:31:23,449 --> 00:31:24,450
I THINK I FELT ONE.

780
00:31:24,450 --> 00:31:26,252
Julia: MOTHER, YOU DON'T HAVE

781
00:31:26,252 --> 00:31:27,086
LICE.

782
00:31:27,086 --> 00:31:28,087
Erica: WHERE ANNIE PUT HER HEAD.

783
00:31:28,087 --> 00:31:29,621
Annie: MOMMY!

784
00:31:29,621 --> 00:31:30,556
Erica: SOMETHING IS CRAWLING

785
00:31:30,556 --> 00:31:31,423
THROUGH MY HAIR.

786
00:31:31,423 --> 00:31:33,192
Julia: MOTHER WHY DON'T YOU JUST

787
00:31:33,192 --> 00:31:35,594
GO BACK TO YOUR HOTEL ROOM AND

788
00:31:35,594 --> 00:31:37,196
HAVE A NICE HOT BATH? I'LL SEE

789
00:31:37,196 --> 00:31:39,398
YOU TOMORROW, OK?

790
00:31:39,398 --> 00:31:40,666
Erica: ACTUALLY, THE CONFERENCE

791
00:31:40,666 --> 00:31:42,634
CALLED. MY SCHEDULE'S BEEN

792
00:31:42,634 --> 00:31:44,570
CHANGED. I HAVE TO LEAVE IN THE

793
00:31:44,570 --> 00:31:49,641
MORNING.

794
00:31:49,641 --> 00:31:54,446
Annie: MOMMY, ARE YOU COMING?

795
00:31:54,446 --> 00:32:00,286
Julia: WELL, YOU GO AND TAKE

796
00:32:00,286 --> 00:32:03,589
CARE OF YOURSELF. AT LEAST

797
00:32:03,589 --> 00:32:04,991
THAT'S ONE THING YOU'VE ALWAYS

798
00:32:04,991 --> 00:32:07,626
BEEN GOOD AT.

799
00:32:41,027 --> 00:32:43,629
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]

800
00:32:43,629 --> 00:32:46,698
Ron: EXCUSE ME. YOU SEE A BLIND

801
00:32:46,698 --> 00:32:48,267
GIRL SITTING OVER THERE BY

802
00:32:48,267 --> 00:32:53,605
HERSELF?

803
00:32:53,605 --> 00:32:55,041
Christian: I SEE HER. THE ONE

804
00:32:55,041 --> 00:32:56,142
YOU WERE SITTING WITH?

805
00:32:56,142 --> 00:33:00,146
Ron: RIGHT. IS SHE HOT?

806
00:33:05,317 --> 00:33:06,585
Christian: SHE'S ATTRACTIVE,

807
00:33:06,585 --> 00:33:07,686
YEAH.

808
00:33:07,686 --> 00:33:08,687
Ron: WELL, CAN YOU GIVE ME A

809
00:33:08,687 --> 00:33:13,725
NUMBER? IS SHE AN 8, A 9? HOW'S

810
00:33:13,725 --> 00:33:15,361
HER BODY? SHE HAVE A GOOD PAIR

811
00:33:15,361 --> 00:33:16,795
OF TITS?

812
00:33:16,795 --> 00:33:18,430
[CHRISTIAN SNIFFS]

813
00:33:18,430 --> 00:33:21,200
Christian: YOU WANT THE TRUTH?

814
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:24,570
SHE'S GOTTA BE AT LEAST 10, 15

815
00:33:24,570 --> 00:33:25,704
YEARS OLDER THAN YOU.

816
00:33:25,704 --> 00:33:27,673
Ron: WHAT A LIAR. SHE TOLD ME

817
00:33:27,673 --> 00:33:28,774
SHE WAS 30.

818
00:33:28,774 --> 00:33:29,708
Christian: HEY, ALL WOMEN LIE

819
00:33:29,708 --> 00:33:31,610
ABOUT THEIR AGE. SHE PROBABLY

820
00:33:31,610 --> 00:33:32,744
THOUGHT SHE COULD GET AWAY WITH

821
00:33:32,744 --> 00:33:34,546
IT BECAUSE YOU'RE BLIND.

822
00:33:34,546 --> 00:33:36,715
Ron: WELL, SCREW HER. HEY, DO ME

823
00:33:36,715 --> 00:33:38,750
A FAVOR, WILL YOU? TELL HER MY

824
00:33:38,750 --> 00:33:39,751
MOTHER HAD A STROKE AND I HAD TO

825
00:33:39,751 --> 00:33:40,719
LEAVE.

826
00:33:40,719 --> 00:33:41,687
Christian: THAT'S THE BEST YOU

827
00:33:41,687 --> 00:33:42,621
CAN DO?

828
00:33:42,621 --> 00:33:44,090
Ron: SHE'S THE ONE WHO LIED, NOT

829
00:33:44,090 --> 00:33:46,024
ME.

830
00:33:57,269 --> 00:34:00,206
[SOFT ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING]

831
00:34:22,528 --> 00:34:23,395
Christian: WAS I RIGHT ABOUT

832
00:34:23,395 --> 00:34:27,166
THE SALMON?

833
00:34:27,166 --> 00:34:27,833
Natasha: WHAT ARE YOU DOING

834
00:34:27,833 --> 00:34:30,402
HERE?

835
00:34:30,402 --> 00:34:32,404
Christian: SAME AS YOU.

836
00:34:32,404 --> 00:34:35,674
Natasha: REALLY? I'M NOT HERE

837
00:34:35,674 --> 00:34:37,409
SPYING ON PEOPLE. I'M WITH

838
00:34:37,409 --> 00:34:43,182
SOMEONE.

839
00:34:43,182 --> 00:34:46,685
Christian: NOT ANYMORE.

840
00:34:46,685 --> 00:34:51,523
Natasha: OH. THANK GOD. WHAT AN

841
00:34:51,523 --> 00:34:54,293
ASSHOLE. ALL HE TALKED ABOUT WAS

842
00:34:54,293 --> 00:34:55,527
WHAT HIS LAST GIRLFRIEND SAID

843
00:34:55,527 --> 00:35:02,334
ABOUT HIS BODY. [CHUCKLES]

844
00:35:02,334 --> 00:35:03,302
Christian: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL

845
00:35:03,302 --> 00:35:04,570
ME THAT YOUR BLIND DATE WAS

846
00:35:04,570 --> 00:35:05,637
BLIND?

847
00:35:05,637 --> 00:35:09,241
Natasha: WAS HE? YOU DIDN'T ASK

848
00:35:09,241 --> 00:35:10,442
AND I DON'T CONSIDER BLINDNESS

849
00:35:10,442 --> 00:35:12,678
TO BE A DEFINING CHARACTERISTIC.

850
00:35:12,678 --> 00:35:15,614
WHY ARE YOU HERE?

851
00:35:15,614 --> 00:35:16,548
Christian: PROTECT YOU FROM

852
00:35:16,548 --> 00:35:21,320
BASTARDS. LIKE ME.

853
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:23,121
Natasha: WELL, YOU CAN GO NOW.

854
00:35:30,629 --> 00:35:33,399
Christian: I DON'T WANT TO.

855
00:35:33,399 --> 00:35:35,667
IT FEELS GOOD YOUR NOT BEING

856
00:35:35,667 --> 00:35:38,737
ABLE TO SEE ME, LIKE I'M A BLANK

857
00:35:38,737 --> 00:35:43,942
SLATE.

858
00:35:43,942 --> 00:35:48,314
Natasha: TABULA RASA.

859
00:35:48,314 --> 00:35:51,417
NO PRECONCEPTIONS.

860
00:35:51,417 --> 00:35:54,686
* ONE STRETCHES OUT A HAND,

861
00:35:54,686 --> 00:35:59,758
SO YOU ARE JUST BESIDE ME *

862
00:35:59,758 --> 00:36:10,502
Natasha: GIVE ME YOUR HAND.

863
00:36:10,502 --> 00:36:11,870
DID YOU KNOW THAT EVERYBODY

864
00:36:11,870 --> 00:36:15,407
HAS THEIR OWN SPECIAL SCENT?

865
00:36:15,407 --> 00:36:19,445
[SNIFFS] AND THAT EACH SCENT HAS

866
00:36:19,445 --> 00:36:22,648
3 DISTINCT PARTS OR, AS WE SAY

867
00:36:22,648 --> 00:36:25,917
IN THE BIZ, NOTES.

868
00:36:25,917 --> 00:36:27,786
Christian: NO KIDDING.

869
00:36:27,786 --> 00:36:30,456
Natasha: NO KIDDING. THERE'S A

870
00:36:30,456 --> 00:36:32,624
TOP NOTE, A MIDDLE NOTE, AND A

871
00:36:32,624 --> 00:36:35,461
BASE NOTE. MOST PEOPLE ARE ONLY

872
00:36:35,461 --> 00:36:37,463
AWARE OF THEIR TOP NOTES. HOW

873
00:36:37,463 --> 00:36:39,598
THEY WANT TO BE PERCEIVED, THEIR

874
00:36:39,598 --> 00:36:42,801
IMAGE. THE MIDDLE LAYER IS A

875
00:36:42,801 --> 00:36:45,537
BUFFER TO KEEP THE EXTERNAL

876
00:36:45,537 --> 00:36:46,938
HIGHS AWAY FROM THE FORBIDDEN

877
00:36:46,938 --> 00:36:53,345
LOWS. [SNIFFS]

878
00:36:53,345 --> 00:36:54,680
Christian: WHY FORBIDDEN?

879
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:55,614
Natasha: BECAUSE IT'S WHAT

880
00:36:55,614 --> 00:36:57,483
PEOPLE ARE MOST AFRAID OF.

881
00:36:57,483 --> 00:37:00,819
THEIR TRUE SELVES.

882
00:37:00,819 --> 00:37:01,953
Christian: SO WHAT AM I AFRAID

883
00:37:01,953 --> 00:37:04,556
OF? I ALREADY KNOW I'M A

884
00:37:04,556 --> 00:37:06,692
BASTARD.

885
00:37:06,692 --> 00:37:12,698
Natasha: ARE YOU SURE? MAYBE

886
00:37:12,698 --> 00:37:13,932
YOU'RE AFRAID OF FINDING OUT

887
00:37:13,932 --> 00:37:15,467
YOU'RE NOT THE BASTARD YOU THINK

888
00:37:15,467 --> 00:37:31,950
YOU ARE. I SEE...SOMEONE KIND

889
00:37:31,950 --> 00:37:43,795
AND GENTLE...THAT'S SCARED.

890
00:37:43,795 --> 00:37:45,096
I THINK MAYBE YOU'RE THE ONE

891
00:37:45,096 --> 00:37:47,733
WHO NEEDS TO BE RESCUED.

892
00:37:47,733 --> 00:37:53,339
* ALWAYS IN MY HEAD,

893
00:37:53,339 --> 00:37:57,876
OH, ALWAYS IN MY HEAD,

894
00:37:57,876 --> 00:38:01,347
ALWAYS IN MY HEAD,

895
00:38:01,347 --> 00:38:06,652
ALWAYS IN MY HEAD *

896
00:38:19,465 --> 00:38:24,903
Natasha: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

897
00:38:24,903 --> 00:38:28,139
Christian: JUST LOOKING.

898
00:38:28,139 --> 00:38:31,877
Natasha: CLOSE YOUR EYES. I WANT

899
00:38:31,877 --> 00:38:33,078
YOU TO REALLY SEE ME.

900
00:38:33,078 --> 00:38:34,980
>> * YOU WALK ALONE

901
00:38:34,980 --> 00:38:37,849
IN THE VALLEY OF LIFE,

902
00:38:37,849 --> 00:38:40,151
IN THE SHADOW OF LOVE

903
00:38:40,151 --> 00:38:44,556
UNDER THE TREES OF HAPPINESS,

904
00:38:44,556 --> 00:38:46,392
YOU WALK ALONE

905
00:38:46,392 --> 00:38:49,027
LIKE A BABY UNBORN,

906
00:38:49,027 --> 00:38:51,897
LIKE A FATHER UNKNOWN,

907
00:38:51,897 --> 00:38:55,801
LIKE A POCKET PENNILESS,

908
00:38:55,801 --> 00:38:59,137
I'M HAPPY THAT YOU REALLY CARE,

909
00:38:59,137 --> 00:39:02,541
BUT DO YOU REALLY KNOW

910
00:39:02,541 --> 00:39:06,978
HOW SCARY

911
00:39:06,978 --> 00:39:10,649
THIS IS FOR YOU AND IS FOR ME?

912
00:39:10,649 --> 00:39:13,819
OH, DO YOU REALLY KNOW?

913
00:39:13,819 --> 00:39:18,056
DO YOU REALLY KNOW?

914
00:39:18,056 --> 00:39:20,692
OH,

915
00:39:20,692 --> 00:39:24,963
NATASHA,

916
00:39:24,963 --> 00:39:30,602
OH, NATASHA,

917
00:39:30,602 --> 00:39:34,172
FOR YOU I SIT ALONE

918
00:39:34,172 --> 00:39:37,008
ON THE COZY GROUND FLOOR

919
00:39:37,008 --> 00:39:40,579
ON A BENCH BY THE GARDEN

920
00:39:40,579 --> 00:39:43,782
WAITING ALSO,

921
00:39:43,782 --> 00:39:45,551
WAITING FOR LOVE

922
00:39:45,551 --> 00:39:49,688
AND THINKING OF OUR LOVE... *

923
00:39:49,688 --> 00:39:55,026
Natasha: IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.

924
00:39:55,026 --> 00:39:56,662
>> * AND AS I'VE OFTEN

925
00:39:56,662 --> 00:39:58,664
ASKED BEFORE,

926
00:39:58,664 --> 00:40:01,800
DOES ANYBODY KNOW,

927
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:06,004
ANYBODY KNOW?

928
00:40:06,004 --> 00:40:08,740
OH,

929
00:40:08,740 --> 00:40:12,778
NATASHA,

930
00:40:12,778 --> 00:40:18,249
OH, NATASHA,

931
00:40:18,249 --> 00:40:24,022
ALL I CAN DO

932
00:40:24,022 --> 00:40:28,059
IS WRITE A SONG

933
00:40:28,059 --> 00:40:30,261
FOR YOU,

934
00:40:30,261 --> 00:40:35,601
NATASHA *

935
00:41:01,727 --> 00:41:03,662
[FOOTBALL GAME ON TELEVISION]

936
00:41:09,735 --> 00:41:12,103
Julia: HEY.

937
00:41:12,103 --> 00:41:14,573
Sean: HEY.

938
00:41:14,573 --> 00:41:15,674
Julia: ANNIE'S PRETTY POOPED.

939
00:41:15,674 --> 00:41:17,108
SHE WENT STRAIGHT TO HER ROOM TO

940
00:41:17,108 --> 00:41:19,545
LIE DOWN BEFORE DINNER.

941
00:41:19,545 --> 00:41:21,913
Sean: YOU'RE LATER THAN USUAL.

942
00:41:21,913 --> 00:41:23,549
Julia: I HAD TO STOP AND GET A

943
00:41:23,549 --> 00:41:27,185
FEW THINGS. WE HAD A ROUGH...

944
00:41:27,185 --> 00:41:33,525
NIGHT. HERE.

945
00:41:46,805 --> 00:41:49,107
Sean: ANTI-LICE SHAMPOO?

946
00:41:49,107 --> 00:41:50,108
Julia: IT HAS CHEMICAL

947
00:41:50,108 --> 00:41:52,110
INSECTICIDES IN IT, SO USE IT

948
00:41:52,110 --> 00:41:54,079
SPARINGLY.

949
00:41:54,079 --> 00:41:55,681
Sean: ANNIE HAS LICE?

950
00:41:55,681 --> 00:41:58,116
Julia: HAD LICE, HOPEFULLY. YOU

951
00:41:58,116 --> 00:41:59,651
LEAVE IT ON FOR ABOUT 10 MINUTES

952
00:41:59,651 --> 00:42:00,652
AND THEN RINSE.

953
00:42:00,652 --> 00:42:02,153
Sean: HOW'D SHE GET LICE?

954
00:42:02,153 --> 00:42:03,922
Julia: THERE ARE 32 STUDENTS IN

955
00:42:03,922 --> 00:42:07,525
HER CLASS, SEAN. IT HAPPENS.

956
00:42:13,899 --> 00:42:14,900
Julia: AREN'T YOU GOING TO SAY

957
00:42:14,900 --> 00:42:17,235
ANYTHING?

958
00:42:17,235 --> 00:42:19,671
Sean: OUR DAUGHTER HAS LICE.

959
00:42:19,671 --> 00:42:20,672
WHAT ELSE WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO

960
00:42:20,672 --> 00:42:23,274
SAY?

961
00:42:23,274 --> 00:42:26,011
Julia: ABOUT MY BREASTS. I HAD

962
00:42:26,011 --> 00:42:28,847
THEM DONE.

963
00:42:28,847 --> 00:42:33,084
Sean: YOUR MOTHER TOLD ME.

964
00:42:33,084 --> 00:42:34,085
Julia: WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE

965
00:42:34,085 --> 00:42:36,287
THEM?

966
00:42:36,287 --> 00:42:41,092
Sean: NO.

967
00:42:41,092 --> 00:42:43,294
Julia: I'D LIKE YOU TO.

968
00:42:51,302 --> 00:42:53,171
Julia: I THINK DR. COPLEY DID A

969
00:42:53,171 --> 00:42:58,744
GOOD JOB, BUT...I'D FEEL BETTER

970
00:42:58,744 --> 00:43:01,647
IF YOU LOOKED AT THEM, JUST TO

971
00:43:01,647 --> 00:43:03,715
MAKE SURE.

972
00:43:21,667 --> 00:43:24,135
Sean: THE SYMMETRY'S EXCELLENT,

973
00:43:24,135 --> 00:43:27,673
SLOPING'S NATURAL. PERI-AREOLA

974
00:43:27,673 --> 00:43:31,743
INCISION. THAT WAS SMART. DR.

975
00:43:31,743 --> 00:43:36,414
COPLEY'S A PROFESSIONAL. SHE

976
00:43:36,414 --> 00:43:41,987
KNOWS WHAT SHE'S DOING.

977
00:43:41,987 --> 00:43:44,622
Julia: DO YOU LIKE THEM?

978
00:43:59,971 --> 00:44:00,972
Sean: DOESN'T MATTER WHAT I

979
00:44:00,972 --> 00:44:03,742
THINK. IT'S HOW THE PATIENT

980
00:44:03,742 --> 00:44:05,811
FEELS ABOUT THEMSELVES.

981
00:44:10,882 --> 00:44:11,883
[TELEVISION TURNS ON]

982
00:44:11,883 --> 00:44:17,055
Julia: SCREW YOU, SEAN. I DON'T

983
00:44:17,055 --> 00:44:21,392
CARE WHAT YOU THINK. [CRYING]

984
00:44:21,392 --> 00:44:22,994
[SNIFFLES] I DON'T CARE WHAT

985
00:44:22,994 --> 00:44:25,831
ANYBODY THINKS.

986
00:44:52,057 --> 00:44:57,162
[GLASS SHATTERS]

987
00:44:57,162 --> 00:44:59,097
Julia: OH, GOD.

988
00:45:48,246 --> 00:45:49,247
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989
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990
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