1 00:00:00,261 --> 00:00:03,185 For subtitling services, contatct: waqas.zahoor89@gmail.com 2 00:00:03,187 --> 00:00:05,147 Hey, check this out. 3 00:00:05,157 --> 00:00:06,586 I got it for the trip. 4 00:00:06,587 --> 00:00:09,757 It's called an Astro Pillow. So-- 5 00:00:11,547 --> 00:00:13,947 You put it on like this, 6 00:00:13,957 --> 00:00:16,687 you put down your tray table, and... 7 00:00:20,557 --> 00:00:23,697 You can sleep like this. Isn't it cool? 8 00:00:26,837 --> 00:00:28,496 Grace, could you-- could you help me? 9 00:00:28,497 --> 00:00:29,866 It's a little snug. 10 00:00:29,867 --> 00:00:31,966 Do it yourself. How else will you learn? 11 00:00:31,967 --> 00:00:33,806 Grace, I can't breathe! 12 00:00:33,807 --> 00:00:36,177 I'm Sandra Bullock in "Gravity"! 13 00:00:39,577 --> 00:00:40,976 You were going to let me die in there. 14 00:00:40,977 --> 00:00:42,676 I would never let you die. 15 00:00:42,677 --> 00:00:44,477 Then who would be around to criticize me? 16 00:00:46,147 --> 00:00:48,586 Okay, I'm sorry about the other night. 17 00:00:48,587 --> 00:00:51,656 I should never have said that you can do better than Noah. 18 00:00:51,657 --> 00:00:53,156 So you don't think I can do better? 19 00:00:53,157 --> 00:00:54,987 To be clear, I shouldn't have said it. 20 00:00:54,997 --> 00:00:58,357 Oh, my God, you just can't help yourself. 21 00:00:58,367 --> 00:01:00,666 The guy bails on your good friend's wedding, why? 22 00:01:00,667 --> 00:01:01,996 Because he's got a "buddy" in town? 23 00:01:01,997 --> 00:01:03,496 Hey, we are not doing this today. 24 00:01:03,497 --> 00:01:06,066 It's Jack's wedding. All right, you're right. 25 00:01:06,067 --> 00:01:07,406 And Noah's friend is only in for three days. 26 00:01:07,407 --> 00:01:10,206 - That is such a lame-- - No, not today. 27 00:01:10,207 --> 00:01:12,706 And the wedding is in Spain. That's a big ask. 28 00:01:12,707 --> 00:01:15,846 - He made a commit-- - Not..today! 29 00:01:17,687 --> 00:01:21,186 Hi, Jack McFarland, BTB, bride to be. 30 00:01:21,187 --> 00:01:25,356 Um, is it possible to arrange a surprise announcement 31 00:01:25,357 --> 00:01:29,526 from the pilot congratulating me on my upcoming nip-shuls? 32 00:01:29,527 --> 00:01:31,196 Sorry, the flight's been delayed. 33 00:01:31,197 --> 00:01:33,026 Bad weather in Spain. No, no, no. 34 00:01:33,027 --> 00:01:35,466 It can't be delayed. Check again. 35 00:01:35,467 --> 00:01:38,266 Do the thing where you do this. 36 00:01:38,267 --> 00:01:40,007 Okay. 37 00:01:41,807 --> 00:01:43,536 It's delayed. 38 00:01:43,537 --> 00:01:47,046 Well, she checked. 39 00:01:47,047 --> 00:01:49,946 Let me take a crack at this one, boys. 40 00:01:49,947 --> 00:01:52,286 If you can get this tin bird moving, 41 00:01:52,287 --> 00:01:56,957 I'll blow into your tubes until you're fully inflated. 42 00:01:59,387 --> 00:02:02,756 - Karen, you're not a lesbian. - Oh, really? 43 00:02:02,757 --> 00:02:05,557 Then why is my hot new lesbian girlfriend 44 00:02:05,567 --> 00:02:07,127 about to meet me here? 45 00:02:07,137 --> 00:02:10,937 There, I said it. She's black. 46 00:02:13,437 --> 00:02:15,836 Oh, look, the flight's no longer delayed. 47 00:02:15,837 --> 00:02:16,976 - Oh. - Oh, thank God. 48 00:02:16,977 --> 00:02:18,406 It's cancelled. 49 00:02:21,577 --> 00:02:28,887 ♪ ♪ 50 00:02:31,027 --> 00:02:32,326 Wait, so the wedding's on hold. 51 00:02:32,327 --> 00:02:33,926 - Eh. - How's Jack taking it? 52 00:02:33,927 --> 00:02:36,797 Why? 53 00:02:38,267 --> 00:02:41,866 So, look, I have something big to tell you. 54 00:02:41,867 --> 00:02:43,766 - McCoy Whitman, is that you? - Yeah. 55 00:02:43,767 --> 00:02:45,436 Ooh, can I get a picture with you? 56 00:02:45,437 --> 00:02:47,267 Yeah, sure thing. 57 00:02:48,437 --> 00:02:50,176 All right. You want to check it? 58 00:02:50,177 --> 00:02:51,977 - They're always good. - Oh. 59 00:02:54,677 --> 00:02:56,977 It looks like the network is going to make me 60 00:02:56,987 --> 00:02:58,816 Chief London Correspondent. 61 00:02:58,817 --> 00:03:01,447 - That's your dream job! - I know. 62 00:03:01,457 --> 00:03:04,117 It's going to be so great. So why does it- 63 00:03:04,127 --> 00:03:05,726 - Because I'd be living in London, 64 00:03:05,727 --> 00:03:09,696 and you'd be living here, and we'd be so far apart! 65 00:03:09,697 --> 00:03:12,366 Hi, we're huge fans. Can we-- 66 00:03:12,367 --> 00:03:15,466 - Of course. Yes. - Oh, gosh! 67 00:03:17,407 --> 00:03:19,466 - What are we going to do? - Well, we'll be okay. 68 00:03:19,467 --> 00:03:22,576 I mean, lots of couples make the long-distance thing work. 69 00:03:22,577 --> 00:03:24,706 Name one. 70 00:03:24,707 --> 00:03:26,576 You can't! 71 00:03:26,577 --> 00:03:28,907 Um, that guy was in the picture, so do-- 72 00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:30,016 - Let's take another. - Oh, good! 73 00:03:30,017 --> 00:03:31,316 All right. 74 00:03:32,087 --> 00:03:34,147 Oh, I look bad in this one, too. 75 00:03:34,157 --> 00:03:35,647 Everyone looks bad next to him! 76 00:03:35,657 --> 00:03:37,756 Move it along. 77 00:03:37,757 --> 00:03:39,386 - Jack. - Ohh... 78 00:03:39,387 --> 00:03:41,326 please tell me you found a way for us to get to Spain. 79 00:03:41,327 --> 00:03:45,157 Oh, wouldn't that be nice? But no. 80 00:03:45,167 --> 00:03:48,266 We are getting married at midnight 81 00:03:48,267 --> 00:03:53,207 right here at gate 35A! The nicest of the 35s. 82 00:03:55,177 --> 00:03:57,076 Papi, I know it's not Spain, 83 00:03:57,077 --> 00:03:59,606 but at least our wedding will not be on a Tuesday. 84 00:03:59,607 --> 00:04:01,007 Oh, thank God. 85 00:04:01,017 --> 00:04:02,946 Because we wouldn't want our wedding to be cursed 86 00:04:02,947 --> 00:04:04,616 by being forced to have it at an-- 87 00:04:04,617 --> 00:04:07,047 oh, I don't know, an airport! 88 00:04:10,587 --> 00:04:15,026 What--what, do you want to have our honeymoon in a men's room? 89 00:04:15,027 --> 00:04:18,957 Jack, that's where we had our second date. 90 00:04:23,257 --> 00:04:25,957 Welcome to the pre-wedding cocktail hour. 91 00:04:25,967 --> 00:04:31,636 a castle on a hill in Spain. not 92 00:04:31,637 --> 00:04:35,737 But Estefan did find an airport White Castle. 93 00:04:37,337 --> 00:04:41,207 And this jar of Spanish olives for the reception. 94 00:04:42,647 --> 00:04:44,976 So... 95 00:04:44,977 --> 00:04:47,486 yay. 96 00:04:47,487 --> 00:04:50,286 There will also be no unicorn dessert station, 97 00:04:50,287 --> 00:04:51,616 no magical up-lighting. 98 00:04:51,617 --> 00:04:53,656 I mean, it's an airport. There's nothing. 99 00:04:57,097 --> 00:04:58,656 Who's going to perform the ceremony? 100 00:04:58,657 --> 00:05:02,327 That part is set. Estefan's tio, Alberto. 101 00:05:02,337 --> 00:05:06,137 He's a judge on "Spain's Got Talent." 102 00:05:08,167 --> 00:05:11,776 - Isn't he in Spain? - Your point? 103 00:05:11,777 --> 00:05:15,577 Five, four, three, two... 104 00:05:23,617 --> 00:05:25,587 Excuse me. 105 00:05:28,187 --> 00:05:31,056 Oh, my God, I didn't even think of this. 106 00:05:31,057 --> 00:05:33,696 If Jack's getting married here, Noah can come. 107 00:05:33,697 --> 00:05:35,627 I'm going to call him. I have no opinion on that. 108 00:05:35,637 --> 00:05:37,296 I wasn't asking for your opinion. 109 00:05:37,297 --> 00:05:39,066 - Well, none was offered. - None was requested. 110 00:05:39,067 --> 00:05:40,497 Nor was one forthcoming. 111 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:42,607 Oh, go put your head condom back on. 112 00:05:44,477 --> 00:05:46,576 So I just got off the phone with the network, 113 00:05:46,577 --> 00:05:49,007 and it turns out I didn't get the job. 114 00:05:49,017 --> 00:05:53,016 What, no! Darn it, those dummies. 115 00:05:54,687 --> 00:05:57,716 - It's okay if you're happy. - I am, I'm sorry. 116 00:05:57,717 --> 00:05:59,256 But I'm thrilled for us. 117 00:05:59,257 --> 00:06:01,486 We both know the long-distance thing never works. 118 00:06:01,487 --> 00:06:03,826 Yes, I agree, and that's why I told them 119 00:06:03,827 --> 00:06:05,396 thanks but no thanks. 120 00:06:05,397 --> 00:06:09,027 Wait, why did you thank them for not giving you a job? 121 00:06:09,037 --> 00:06:10,766 Well, I was just being polite. 122 00:06:10,767 --> 00:06:12,066 You know how the Brits are. 123 00:06:12,067 --> 00:06:13,836 Tut-tut, spot of tea. 124 00:06:13,837 --> 00:06:16,507 On your marks, get set, bake! 125 00:06:17,677 --> 00:06:21,346 Okay, they--they offered me the job, but I said no. 126 00:06:21,347 --> 00:06:25,446 Sweetie, you can't turn down your dream job because of me. 127 00:06:25,447 --> 00:06:27,916 - I don't want to lose you. - Well, if you stay, 128 00:06:27,917 --> 00:06:31,357 you'll end up resenting me. I couldn't stand that. 129 00:06:32,427 --> 00:06:35,926 You got to call them back. 130 00:06:35,927 --> 00:06:38,427 I know. 131 00:06:39,897 --> 00:06:41,966 Another round, barkeep. 132 00:06:41,967 --> 00:06:45,766 - Hello, Mrs. Walker. - Smitty? 133 00:06:45,767 --> 00:06:47,566 You work here, too? 134 00:06:47,567 --> 00:06:51,076 Because of all the death and illness in my family, 135 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:53,276 I have to work multiple jobs. 136 00:06:53,277 --> 00:06:56,476 Though I guess dancing while Wall Street guys 137 00:06:56,477 --> 00:06:59,316 throw lit cigarettes at me, well, 138 00:06:59,317 --> 00:07:02,687 that's not really a job. 139 00:07:10,497 --> 00:07:15,627 Oh, Smitty. You are a treasure. 140 00:07:15,637 --> 00:07:19,136 If I wasn't a lesbian, I would kiss you. 141 00:07:19,137 --> 00:07:21,966 I'm a lesbian now. You are? 142 00:07:21,967 --> 00:07:26,806 Oh, my gaydar must be going the way of my hearing 143 00:07:26,807 --> 00:07:28,806 and--and my sense of smell, 144 00:07:28,807 --> 00:07:33,177 and--and my ability to digest solid food. 145 00:07:38,857 --> 00:07:42,487 Smitty, you got to give a gal a chance to breathe. 146 00:07:48,527 --> 00:07:53,297 Oh, it's just that after my marriage ended, 147 00:07:53,307 --> 00:07:57,306 I didn't know who I was or what I wanted. 148 00:07:57,307 --> 00:07:59,806 And then, Nikki came along and told me. 149 00:07:59,807 --> 00:08:05,046 And now, I am exactly who I'm supposed to be. 150 00:08:05,047 --> 00:08:08,186 I think. 151 00:08:08,187 --> 00:08:11,186 I don't know. 152 00:08:11,187 --> 00:08:15,286 Did you ever think that maybe you're not gay? 153 00:08:15,287 --> 00:08:19,026 You're just lost. 154 00:08:26,307 --> 00:08:29,036 Wait a minute, that's not funny. 155 00:08:31,237 --> 00:08:33,737 Chardonnay, please. 156 00:08:33,747 --> 00:08:36,576 Noah's not coming. We do not need to get into it. 157 00:08:36,577 --> 00:08:37,716 Ah. 158 00:08:37,717 --> 00:08:39,546 That is such a "you" thing to say. 159 00:08:39,547 --> 00:08:42,347 - Mm. - Oh, now you're lecturing me? 160 00:08:43,557 --> 00:08:46,056 I get it, it's a bummer. He's a bummer. 161 00:08:46,057 --> 00:08:48,756 Are you happy? Are you happy? 162 00:08:48,757 --> 00:08:53,996 I'm happy enough. Noah is kind, and he loves me. 163 00:08:53,997 --> 00:08:57,166 You get to a point in your life where you're lucky 164 00:08:57,167 --> 00:08:59,566 if you get 60% of what you want. 165 00:08:59,567 --> 00:09:01,266 - Grace-- - It's not sad. 166 00:09:01,267 --> 00:09:03,067 It's a reality. Don't say that. 167 00:09:03,077 --> 00:09:04,776 You-- No, do not tell me 168 00:09:04,777 --> 00:09:08,046 that I could do better, because I can't. 169 00:09:08,047 --> 00:09:11,076 I can't do better. Wow. 170 00:09:11,077 --> 00:09:15,186 I wish you could see yourself the way I see you. 171 00:09:15,187 --> 00:09:18,886 Because if you did, you'd know you deserve 100% 172 00:09:18,887 --> 00:09:21,386 of what you want. 173 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:27,027 ♪ ♪ 174 00:09:29,437 --> 00:09:30,906 We have another problem. 175 00:09:30,907 --> 00:09:32,436 to marry us. e anybody 176 00:09:32,437 --> 00:09:36,507 You big gay bitch! 177 00:09:39,047 --> 00:09:41,716 I just found out that you're getting married, 178 00:09:41,717 --> 00:09:43,347 and you didn't invite me! 179 00:09:43,357 --> 00:09:45,516 I know, I'm so sorry. We totally forgot. 180 00:09:45,517 --> 00:09:47,086 That bothers me, Jack. 181 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:50,356 If I wasn't on my way to Tampa to marry my sister-- 182 00:09:50,357 --> 00:09:54,097 Hey, you cannot marry your sister. 183 00:09:55,967 --> 00:09:58,597 In Florida, you can. 184 00:10:02,067 --> 00:10:05,136 I'm not marrying her, you dummies. 185 00:10:05,137 --> 00:10:09,306 I'm performing the ceremony. I'm ordained. 186 00:10:09,307 --> 00:10:13,146 Wait, you can marry people? Would you ever consider, like-- 187 00:10:13,147 --> 00:10:16,146 All right, I'll do it for 75 bucks. 188 00:10:16,147 --> 00:10:18,416 - 25 bucks. - 100. 189 00:10:18,417 --> 00:10:21,826 - 200. - You got yourself a deal. 190 00:10:24,827 --> 00:10:26,957 ♪ ♪ 191 00:10:26,967 --> 00:10:27,996 Oh! 192 00:10:27,997 --> 00:10:29,927 Oh, oh! Oh! 193 00:10:29,937 --> 00:10:31,466 - I'm so sorry. - No, no, no, no, no. 194 00:10:31,467 --> 00:10:34,236 I'm sorry, I just-- I bit into the-- 195 00:10:34,237 --> 00:10:37,137 - Gooey center? - I call it the pearl. 196 00:10:38,937 --> 00:10:41,006 Oh, please, don't stop eating. 197 00:10:41,007 --> 00:10:44,946 That is the nicest thing a guy has ever said to me. 198 00:10:44,947 --> 00:10:47,916 I find that kind of hard to believe. 199 00:10:47,917 --> 00:10:49,446 You know, I was going to get one of those 200 00:10:49,447 --> 00:10:51,316 sad little airport cookies, but then, I thought 201 00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:53,017 "why settle for mediocrity 202 00:10:53,027 --> 00:10:55,387 when there is this deliciousness out there?" 203 00:10:57,257 --> 00:10:58,956 Agreed. 204 00:10:58,957 --> 00:11:01,326 - Marcus. - Grace. 205 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:03,696 - Where you headed? - Nowhere. 206 00:11:03,697 --> 00:11:06,036 My friend is getting married here in the airport. 207 00:11:06,037 --> 00:11:07,936 Oh, that's where I want to get married. 208 00:11:07,937 --> 00:11:09,967 - Really? - No. 209 00:11:11,637 --> 00:11:13,637 Just my indelicate way of telling you 210 00:11:13,647 --> 00:11:15,506 that I'm not married. 211 00:11:15,507 --> 00:11:17,307 - Smooth. - Yeah. 212 00:11:18,447 --> 00:11:21,616 - Where you going? - Uh, Italy. 213 00:11:21,617 --> 00:11:25,716 Yeah, then France, and then, I don't know where. 214 00:11:25,717 --> 00:11:28,686 - Wow, that sounds amazing. - Yeah, yeah. 215 00:11:28,687 --> 00:11:31,896 I just--I woke up one day, and I thought... 216 00:11:31,897 --> 00:11:33,696 I don't know, you ever just have one of those moments 217 00:11:33,697 --> 00:11:36,966 where you just-- you rethink your entire life? 218 00:11:36,967 --> 00:11:38,466 Constantly. 219 00:11:39,967 --> 00:11:41,906 How long you going away for? 220 00:11:41,907 --> 00:11:43,406 Mm, as long as it makes me happy. 221 00:11:43,407 --> 00:11:45,136 - Oh. - And as long as I 222 00:11:45,137 --> 00:11:48,076 can pass for a Canadian. I wish I could do that. 223 00:11:48,077 --> 00:11:51,046 Not the Canadian part. I'm too loud. 224 00:11:51,047 --> 00:11:54,146 The dropping everything and just taking off thing. 225 00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:57,016 - Oh, then do it. - Oh, I-- 226 00:11:58,217 --> 00:11:59,917 I don't do stuff like that. 227 00:11:59,927 --> 00:12:03,256 What, something you want to do when you want to do it? 228 00:12:03,257 --> 00:12:06,657 Don't make it sound reasonable. 229 00:12:06,667 --> 00:12:10,196 Look, sometimes, the things we do without thinking, 230 00:12:10,197 --> 00:12:13,397 they end up being the best things that we ever do. 231 00:12:13,407 --> 00:12:15,436 Really? Because I have a Bowflex 232 00:12:15,437 --> 00:12:18,167 and cargo pants that would say otherwise. 233 00:12:21,177 --> 00:12:25,346 Hey, you wouldn't want to-- with-- 234 00:12:25,347 --> 00:12:27,246 Oh--oh, man, forget it. 235 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:29,446 I'm--I'm going to sound like a crazy person. 236 00:12:29,447 --> 00:12:34,786 Uh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You just--you seemed so-- 237 00:12:36,127 --> 00:12:39,196 Forgive me. Okay, enjoy your wedding. 238 00:12:39,197 --> 00:12:42,126 - Hey. - Yeah? 239 00:12:42,127 --> 00:12:45,067 Points for almost asking. 240 00:12:50,707 --> 00:12:51,976 Hey, babe. 241 00:12:53,777 --> 00:12:55,246 So wait, what was the thinking 242 00:12:55,247 --> 00:12:57,076 behind getting married at an airport? 243 00:12:57,077 --> 00:12:59,377 The DMV was booked? 244 00:13:02,547 --> 00:13:06,216 Look, um, I need to say something. 245 00:13:06,217 --> 00:13:09,286 You know how I've said that being with you 246 00:13:09,287 --> 00:13:13,296 has changed me, and you've said that 247 00:13:13,297 --> 00:13:18,466 maybe I'm not being totally honest with myself. 248 00:13:18,467 --> 00:13:20,097 What are you trying to say? 249 00:13:20,107 --> 00:13:24,806 Mm, what do you think I'm trying to say? 250 00:13:24,807 --> 00:13:27,006 Karen, I can't say it for you. 251 00:13:28,177 --> 00:13:32,276 It's just so hard. I just-- 252 00:13:32,277 --> 00:13:35,786 I've realized that... 253 00:13:35,787 --> 00:13:38,686 I am... 254 00:13:41,527 --> 00:13:45,856 Why can't I say the word? Why can't I just say it? 255 00:13:45,857 --> 00:13:51,196 What--what is wrong with me? Why am I so ashamed? 256 00:13:51,197 --> 00:13:55,706 Why can't I just speak my truth and be who I am? 257 00:13:55,707 --> 00:13:56,867 Nikki... 258 00:13:57,877 --> 00:13:59,306 I'm straight. 259 00:13:59,307 --> 00:14:01,437 I'm straight, I'm straight... 260 00:14:01,447 --> 00:14:04,107 I'm straight... I'm straight... I'm straight... 261 00:14:04,117 --> 00:14:06,516 There are children around! 262 00:14:10,915 --> 00:14:14,684 So, about to be married at an airport. 263 00:14:14,685 --> 00:14:17,054 since Batman married Robin 264 00:14:17,055 --> 00:14:20,324 in that filthy cave. 265 00:14:20,325 --> 00:14:22,155 Look at it this way. 266 00:14:22,165 --> 00:14:24,764 You waited for the right one. You didn't settle. 267 00:14:24,765 --> 00:14:27,664 You didn't care about the distance or the obstacles. 268 00:14:27,665 --> 00:14:30,535 And you're both really, truly gay. 269 00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:34,874 It's not like one of you is gay and black 270 00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:37,704 and the other one is white, straight, and lost. 271 00:14:40,915 --> 00:14:48,215 ♪ ♪ 272 00:14:51,585 --> 00:14:55,755 Buddy, this is your moment. Today, it's all about you. 273 00:14:55,765 --> 00:14:59,765 I have waited to hear you say that for 30 years. 274 00:15:00,935 --> 00:15:03,764 If you hurt my Jackie, 275 00:15:03,765 --> 00:15:07,274 I know someone who will reach up inside you 276 00:15:07,275 --> 00:15:10,474 and turn you inside out. 277 00:15:11,875 --> 00:15:14,545 No, not in the good way. 278 00:15:16,985 --> 00:15:19,385 Thank you. 279 00:15:20,955 --> 00:15:22,955 Gracias. 280 00:15:25,955 --> 00:15:28,955 Mi amor, you look beautiful. 281 00:15:28,965 --> 00:15:31,624 I know. 282 00:15:31,625 --> 00:15:34,764 Queerly beloved, we are gathered here 283 00:15:34,765 --> 00:15:38,804 under this extremely harsh lighting 284 00:15:38,805 --> 00:15:42,135 that I wouldn't wish on my evil twin sister-- 285 00:15:42,145 --> 00:15:45,474 she should rot in Hell-- 286 00:15:45,475 --> 00:15:49,415 to unite these two "men"... 287 00:15:51,145 --> 00:15:53,584 In holy matrimony. 288 00:15:53,585 --> 00:15:56,354 And now, I believe that both Jack and Estefan 289 00:15:56,355 --> 00:15:59,324 have prepared their own vows. Jack? 290 00:15:59,325 --> 00:16:02,994 Estefan, you know me well enough to know 291 00:16:02,995 --> 00:16:07,994 that I have prepared nothing. 292 00:16:07,995 --> 00:16:09,765 It's true, I know that. 293 00:16:11,005 --> 00:16:13,204 For months, all I've ever talked about 294 00:16:13,205 --> 00:16:15,134 was having the perfect wedding. 295 00:16:15,135 --> 00:16:18,504 I wanted it to be the greatest moment of my life. 296 00:16:18,505 --> 00:16:23,644 And now, standing here, looking in your eyes... 297 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:29,315 I know I got exactly what I wanted. 298 00:16:30,385 --> 00:16:32,685 This is perfect. 299 00:16:32,695 --> 00:16:35,555 Flight 201 to Dallas, Fort Worth, 300 00:16:35,565 --> 00:16:38,695 has been moved to gate 63. 301 00:16:54,375 --> 00:16:58,414 Like I said, perfect. 302 00:16:58,415 --> 00:17:02,184 You are the love of my life. 303 00:17:02,185 --> 00:17:04,424 Te amo. 304 00:17:04,425 --> 00:17:07,524 Te amo siempre, Jack. 305 00:17:07,525 --> 00:17:13,394 ♪ Tu llenas mis sentidos ♪ 306 00:17:13,395 --> 00:17:16,834 ♪ Como una noche en el bosque ♪ 307 00:17:19,005 --> 00:17:25,774 ♪ Like a mountain in springtime ♪ 308 00:17:25,775 --> 00:17:28,415 No, no, no. 309 00:17:33,915 --> 00:17:37,354 - It's going to be okay, McCoy. - No, it's not. 310 00:17:37,355 --> 00:17:38,924 We're going to break up, and I'm going to 311 00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:40,894 have to go back to dating underwear models 312 00:17:40,895 --> 00:17:46,794 and Bravo executives and Italian soccer stars. 313 00:17:46,795 --> 00:17:50,595 It's going to be hell. Ah, well, me too. 314 00:17:50,605 --> 00:17:54,134 What with all the part-time piano teachers 315 00:17:54,135 --> 00:17:57,444 and no-show Grindr dates. 316 00:17:57,445 --> 00:18:01,114 I--I totally get it. 317 00:18:01,115 --> 00:18:04,284 How do you keep a relationship going from so far apart? 318 00:18:04,285 --> 00:18:07,784 - You can't. - Unless... 319 00:18:09,885 --> 00:18:12,654 Unless what? 320 00:18:12,655 --> 00:18:15,755 And now, do you, Jack, take Estefan 321 00:18:15,765 --> 00:18:19,125 as your lawfully-wedded husband? 322 00:18:19,135 --> 00:18:22,095 Maybe everything else was not as I planned, 323 00:18:22,105 --> 00:18:24,404 but this moment is. 324 00:18:24,405 --> 00:18:26,604 All eyes are on me as I say-- 325 00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:30,405 I will! I will marry you, Will Truman! 326 00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:35,174 I knew it! 327 00:18:35,175 --> 00:18:37,114 I knew it! 328 00:18:37,115 --> 00:18:40,314 Jack, Jack, Jack, you're still getting married first. 329 00:18:40,315 --> 00:18:43,284 I'm dying inside. 330 00:18:43,285 --> 00:18:45,524 That helps. Let's keep going. 331 00:18:49,495 --> 00:18:51,824 That was the craziest, most impulsive thing 332 00:18:51,825 --> 00:18:55,334 I have ever seen you do, and I have never been prouder. 333 00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:57,195 Yeah, yeah, it's weird, because crazy and impulsive 334 00:18:57,205 --> 00:18:58,804 is usually your department. 335 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,334 Did we switch bodies when we opened 336 00:19:00,335 --> 00:19:02,535 that book of magic spells? 337 00:19:02,545 --> 00:19:04,844 You inspired me, though. 338 00:19:04,845 --> 00:19:07,305 I'm kind of thinking about doing something 339 00:19:07,315 --> 00:19:09,814 crazy and impulsive myself. 340 00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,314 Is it something that has the chance 341 00:19:11,315 --> 00:19:14,184 of making you more than 60% happy? 342 00:19:14,185 --> 00:19:16,515 It might. 343 00:19:16,525 --> 00:19:21,655 Well, then go. Go get yourself some happy. 344 00:19:24,995 --> 00:19:29,565 Smitty, this isn't like me, but I'm happy for my friends. 345 00:19:31,705 --> 00:19:33,234 I guess it makes me feel like 346 00:19:33,235 --> 00:19:36,735 maybe there's a chance that I'll find love again. 347 00:19:44,215 --> 00:19:47,215 Mrs. Walker, you're hilarious. 348 00:19:49,885 --> 00:19:52,385 We have a boarding opportunity for passengers 349 00:19:52,395 --> 00:19:53,724 traveling flight 6150-- 350 00:19:53,725 --> 00:19:56,055 Ma'am are you boarding? 351 00:19:56,065 --> 00:19:59,525 I was just--um, uh, waiting for someone. 352 00:19:59,535 --> 00:20:02,895 I guess it was crazy. 353 00:20:02,905 --> 00:20:05,164 Hold up. Hold the gate. 354 00:20:07,405 --> 00:20:10,235 Hi. 355 00:20:10,245 --> 00:20:12,074 Hi. 356 00:20:12,075 --> 00:20:14,414 Ooh, the first song is husband and husband. 357 00:20:14,415 --> 00:20:18,344 Come on, let's dance. Will! 358 00:20:18,345 --> 00:20:22,184 ♪ ♪ 359 00:20:22,185 --> 00:20:24,784 I was looking for you. 360 00:20:24,785 --> 00:20:27,554 Here I am. 361 00:20:27,555 --> 00:20:31,424 ♪ Love is in the air ♪ 362 00:20:31,425 --> 00:20:35,564 ♪ Love is in the air ♪ 363 00:20:35,565 --> 00:20:39,734 ♪ Love is in the air ♪ 364 00:20:39,735 --> 00:20:43,304 ♪ Love is in the air ♪ 365 00:20:43,305 --> 00:20:46,705 ♪ Love is in the air ♪