0 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:06,000 Ripped, corrected and synched by Fingersmaster. Enjoy! 1 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:31,594 Alright, let's get the lead out. 2 00:00:31,994 --> 00:00:34,505 Come on, come on. Move it. 3 00:00:37,124 --> 00:00:38,943 One, two, three, four. 4 00:00:41,378 --> 00:00:43,030 One, two, three, four. 5 00:00:48,219 --> 00:00:49,995 One, two, three, four. 6 00:02:54,845 --> 00:02:57,389 Lieutenant, Frigg's done it again. 7 00:03:11,153 --> 00:03:12,638 Well, this is jolly nice if you ask me. 8 00:03:12,738 --> 00:03:14,682 Haven't had a proper wash since Tobruk. 9 00:03:14,782 --> 00:03:15,766 Well, you better make the best of it. 10 00:03:15,866 --> 00:03:17,017 My information is that 11 00:03:17,117 --> 00:03:18,519 we won't be here much longer. 12 00:03:18,619 --> 00:03:20,171 Oh, pushing on, you mean? 13 00:03:20,371 --> 00:03:23,190 I've heard just the opposite. Digging in and all that. 14 00:03:23,290 --> 00:03:27,444 Mais non, I distinctly overheard someone saying 15 00:03:27,544 --> 00:03:29,280 the Italians are in full retreat. 16 00:03:29,380 --> 00:03:32,116 No, no, no, old man, excuse me, 17 00:03:32,216 --> 00:03:34,118 but as I understand it, 18 00:03:34,218 --> 00:03:36,453 they're expected to make something of a stand. 19 00:03:36,553 --> 00:03:39,331 Nothing of the kind. None of you understand the deployments. 20 00:03:39,431 --> 00:03:41,500 Look here. 21 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:43,502 Now here's the main force in the center. 22 00:03:43,602 --> 00:03:46,630 American armor backed up by British heavy artillery. 23 00:03:46,730 --> 00:03:49,466 Here is our village right here in George Sector 24 00:03:49,566 --> 00:03:52,469 and as I understand it, the enemy is here. 25 00:03:52,569 --> 00:03:54,430 Oh, no, no, no, no. Excuse me, old man. 26 00:03:54,530 --> 00:03:56,348 As I understand it, the enemy's just about here. 27 00:03:56,448 --> 00:03:59,143 The way I heard it, he's definitely over here. 28 00:03:59,243 --> 00:04:00,644 You are all three mistaken. 29 00:04:00,744 --> 00:04:02,479 The enemy happens to be over here. 30 00:04:02,579 --> 00:04:04,607 Oh, no, no, no, no. 31 00:04:04,707 --> 00:04:07,776 Gentlemen. Gentlemen. 32 00:04:07,876 --> 00:04:09,445 I'm sorry to have to tell you this, 33 00:04:09,545 --> 00:04:12,489 but I'm afraid you're all mistaken. 34 00:04:12,589 --> 00:04:14,074 He's here. 35 00:04:14,174 --> 00:04:15,384 Attenti! 36 00:04:19,346 --> 00:04:24,126 "It is my official duty to declare you prisoners of war. 37 00:04:24,226 --> 00:04:26,170 "You are required at this time 38 00:04:26,270 --> 00:04:29,690 to divulge your true name, rank and service." 39 00:04:33,736 --> 00:04:35,654 And at this time. 40 00:04:37,573 --> 00:04:40,581 Pennypacker, Roscoe G., Brigadier General. 41 00:04:42,619 --> 00:04:46,031 De Rochambeau, André. Général de Brigade. 42 00:04:47,374 --> 00:04:50,911 Cox-Roberts, Adrian Smith, Brigadier. 43 00:04:52,880 --> 00:04:56,175 Armstrong, Newton W., Brigadier General. 44 00:04:57,801 --> 00:05:03,165 Mayhew, Francis Baxter, CB, DSO, MC Brigadier, 45 00:05:03,265 --> 00:05:04,667 Director of Fighting Vehicles, 46 00:05:04,767 --> 00:05:07,378 Department of the Master General of the Ordnance, 47 00:05:07,478 --> 00:05:10,130 British Expeditionary Forces. 48 00:05:10,230 --> 00:05:12,883 Uh, generals, huh? 49 00:05:12,983 --> 00:05:14,526 All of you? 50 00:05:51,271 --> 00:05:53,232 I say. 51 00:05:57,027 --> 00:06:00,472 Gentlemen, welcome to Castello di Montefiore. 52 00:06:00,572 --> 00:06:04,643 I am Colonnello Enrico Ferrucci. 53 00:06:04,743 --> 00:06:08,439 As you can very well imagine, Rome was not at all prepared 54 00:06:08,539 --> 00:06:10,482 to accommodate, uh, five gentlemen 55 00:06:10,582 --> 00:06:12,443 of your, uh, exalted rank. 56 00:06:12,543 --> 00:06:15,904 As a result, I have been personally charged 57 00:06:16,004 --> 00:06:17,489 by the high command, of course, 58 00:06:17,589 --> 00:06:19,700 to see that everything will be done 59 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:22,369 to ensure for your comfort and your well-being 60 00:06:22,469 --> 00:06:25,831 as is set down in the articles of the Geneva Convention. 61 00:06:25,931 --> 00:06:28,792 Now may I present our staff? 62 00:06:28,892 --> 00:06:31,728 Second in command, Sottotenente Carlo Rossano. 63 00:06:33,981 --> 00:06:36,508 It is your exquisite pleasure to acquaint my knowledge 64 00:06:36,608 --> 00:06:38,886 in the manner for to be distributed as the pleasure 65 00:06:38,986 --> 00:06:41,680 of my entire faith extends to your dignity. 66 00:06:41,780 --> 00:06:45,476 The circumstance to secure your presence as numerical blessings 67 00:06:45,576 --> 00:06:47,478 onto the collection of your sensational position. 68 00:06:47,578 --> 00:06:48,812 - Rossano. - Also more... 69 00:06:48,912 --> 00:06:51,523 Thank you, lieutenant. It was very nice. 70 00:06:51,623 --> 00:06:55,486 Rossano is studying English very strenuously. 71 00:06:55,586 --> 00:06:58,322 And now our ranking non-commissioned officer, 72 00:06:58,422 --> 00:07:00,866 Sergente Bernardo Pozzallo. 73 00:07:00,966 --> 00:07:04,286 You'll find the sergente very accommodating. 74 00:07:04,386 --> 00:07:07,706 His contacts with the local black market, 75 00:07:07,806 --> 00:07:10,000 uh, to say the least, is very prolific. 76 00:07:10,100 --> 00:07:11,668 Signore colonnello, I swear to you... 77 00:07:11,768 --> 00:07:14,463 Swear. Pozzallo, you must stop this swearing. 78 00:07:14,563 --> 00:07:16,632 One of these days, you're going to be struck down by lightning. 79 00:07:16,732 --> 00:07:18,300 - But... - Ma niente. 80 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:20,636 The soldiers, you see, are your guards. 81 00:07:20,736 --> 00:07:24,348 But they will also function as waiters and valets. 82 00:07:24,448 --> 00:07:27,893 Now concerning my own qualifications, 83 00:07:27,993 --> 00:07:30,687 it would suffice to say that for nine years, 84 00:07:30,787 --> 00:07:35,526 I was manager of the Ritz-Excelsior Hotel in Genoa. 85 00:07:35,626 --> 00:07:37,544 Oh, really? 86 00:07:53,769 --> 00:07:56,421 Gentlemen, may I present your hostess, 87 00:07:56,521 --> 00:07:57,673 la Contessa di Montefiore. 88 00:07:57,773 --> 00:07:59,049 Gentlemen. 89 00:07:59,149 --> 00:08:00,551 Who has so graciously loaned 90 00:08:00,651 --> 00:08:02,553 her magnificent home to the war effort. 91 00:08:02,653 --> 00:08:04,304 Oh, please. 92 00:08:04,404 --> 00:08:07,057 You are most welcome here. Good day, gentlemen. 93 00:08:07,157 --> 00:08:09,826 Contessa. 94 00:08:15,040 --> 00:08:17,776 What a charming girl. 95 00:08:17,876 --> 00:08:20,028 The contessa will occupy the gatehouse, 96 00:08:20,128 --> 00:08:22,531 the one that you see there beyond the walls. 97 00:08:22,631 --> 00:08:25,450 I suppose there's a husband around somewhere. 98 00:08:25,550 --> 00:08:29,079 The count was killed seven months ago in North Africa 99 00:08:29,179 --> 00:08:31,373 by the British. 100 00:08:31,473 --> 00:08:33,584 Oh, I see. I'm most frightfully sorry about that. 101 00:08:33,684 --> 00:08:35,752 This way, gentlemen. 102 00:08:35,852 --> 00:08:39,756 The point of interest. The Costello was built in 1311. 103 00:08:39,856 --> 00:08:41,967 The original building was burned down 104 00:08:42,067 --> 00:08:44,428 to the ground in 1614 105 00:08:44,528 --> 00:08:48,599 and the present structure was erected in 1724. 106 00:08:48,699 --> 00:08:50,434 This way, please. 107 00:08:50,534 --> 00:08:52,769 Gentlemen, no doubt, the thought of escape 108 00:08:52,869 --> 00:08:54,479 must have crossed your minds. 109 00:08:54,579 --> 00:08:57,399 Well, don't be embarrassed. It is quite natural. 110 00:08:57,499 --> 00:08:58,734 But I must warn you. 111 00:08:58,834 --> 00:09:00,611 The Costello is built like a fortress. 112 00:09:00,711 --> 00:09:03,947 The walls are thick, high and extremely well-guarded. 113 00:09:04,047 --> 00:09:07,409 In addition, the barbed wire fence, uh, that you saw 114 00:09:07,509 --> 00:09:09,077 completely surrounds the villa. 115 00:09:09,177 --> 00:09:12,623 Furthermore, my men are passable shots. 116 00:09:12,723 --> 00:09:15,125 Nothing spectacular, I'm afraid, but they are passable. 117 00:09:15,225 --> 00:09:18,378 My suggestion would be for you to relax and enjoy 118 00:09:18,478 --> 00:09:21,423 the beauty and the comfort of your surroundings. 119 00:09:21,523 --> 00:09:25,777 You see, gentlemen, escape is totally out of the question. 120 00:09:28,739 --> 00:09:31,642 Alright, Pennypacker continues to gain speed 121 00:09:31,742 --> 00:09:34,645 until he contacts the barrier here at Point George 122 00:09:34,745 --> 00:09:37,648 and breaks through. Mission accomplished. 123 00:09:37,748 --> 00:09:40,901 I say, old boy, who made you chief of ruddy staff? 124 00:09:41,001 --> 00:09:42,569 Well, somebody has to take charge. 125 00:09:42,669 --> 00:09:44,655 Jolly good, but why you? 126 00:09:44,755 --> 00:09:48,158 But we are all of equal rank, mon vieux. 127 00:09:48,258 --> 00:09:51,161 Yes. Well, then I imagine it's a question of seniority. 128 00:09:51,261 --> 00:09:53,538 Well, who's the senior officer? 129 00:09:53,638 --> 00:09:55,415 Actually, I believe I am. 130 00:09:55,515 --> 00:09:56,667 Not in my army. 131 00:09:56,767 --> 00:10:00,128 Uh, excuse me, gentlemen, but, uh, 132 00:10:00,228 --> 00:10:03,674 we seem to find ourselves in a situation rather unique 133 00:10:03,774 --> 00:10:06,093 in the annals of military history. 134 00:10:06,193 --> 00:10:09,137 A unit composed entirely of brigadiers. 135 00:10:09,237 --> 00:10:13,183 Now that would appear to leave us no alternative, but, uh, 136 00:10:13,283 --> 00:10:15,185 to command by committee. 137 00:10:15,285 --> 00:10:17,187 I say. Jolly good idea. Formidable. 138 00:10:17,287 --> 00:10:19,523 Good thinking, Roscoe, good thinking. 139 00:10:19,623 --> 00:10:22,526 Alright, then shall we vote on Armstrong's escape plan? 140 00:10:22,626 --> 00:10:24,486 - Yes. - All those in favor? 141 00:10:24,586 --> 00:10:26,697 Oppose? Plan rejected. 142 00:10:26,797 --> 00:10:29,633 - Gentlemen, now I thought... - What I thought was... 143 00:10:41,144 --> 00:10:42,671 Eleven weeks, gentlemen. 144 00:10:42,771 --> 00:10:45,048 What are they waiting for? 145 00:10:45,148 --> 00:10:47,718 Eleven weeks. 146 00:10:47,818 --> 00:10:49,177 Yes. 147 00:10:49,277 --> 00:10:52,097 That's how long those five goldbricking generals 148 00:10:52,197 --> 00:10:55,767 have been hanging around this fancy Italian country club. 149 00:10:55,867 --> 00:10:57,769 Eleven weeks. 150 00:10:57,869 --> 00:10:59,563 Now we've got to do something about it, 151 00:10:59,663 --> 00:11:03,692 to break up that logjam and do it quickly. 152 00:11:03,792 --> 00:11:07,070 Do you know they've even started making up songs about them? 153 00:11:07,170 --> 00:11:09,573 Mm? Oh, yes. 154 00:11:09,673 --> 00:11:13,118 Uh, Captain Stanley, if you will, please? 155 00:11:13,218 --> 00:11:14,845 Sir. 156 00:11:17,013 --> 00:11:18,915 ♪ What the hell are we fighting for... 33 157 00:11:19,015 --> 00:11:22,811 Just, just read the words, captain, thank you. 158 00:11:24,354 --> 00:11:28,091 "What the hell are we fighting for? 159 00:11:28,191 --> 00:11:30,510 "What the hell are we fighting for" 160 00:11:30,610 --> 00:11:33,029 "when five of our generals resigned from the war?" 161 00:11:35,031 --> 00:11:38,560 "Roll me over, lay me down and, uh, do it again.” 162 00:11:38,660 --> 00:11:41,830 Thank you. There you are. Hm? Oh. 163 00:11:43,832 --> 00:11:45,984 And you know, this little ditty is in the top ten 164 00:11:46,084 --> 00:11:48,820 in our enlisted men's barracks in the prisoner war camps 165 00:11:48,920 --> 00:11:51,281 in Germany. Hm? Yeah. 166 00:11:51,381 --> 00:11:52,824 Yes, gentlemen. 167 00:11:52,924 --> 00:11:56,578 So I asked personnel to find me an expert. 168 00:11:56,678 --> 00:12:00,040 A specialist, someone who would know precisely what to do, 169 00:12:00,140 --> 00:12:02,292 how to cope with this matter. 170 00:12:02,392 --> 00:12:04,795 Who is our man? 171 00:12:04,895 --> 00:12:07,689 Colonel, may I have the envelope, please? 172 00:12:08,899 --> 00:12:09,941 Thank you. 173 00:12:17,782 --> 00:12:21,937 "Frigg. Harry R." 174 00:12:22,037 --> 00:12:25,023 Private Frigg first arrived here in February 1942. 175 00:12:25,123 --> 00:12:27,192 Sixty days for insulting an officer's parentage. 176 00:12:27,292 --> 00:12:29,653 He was released after six months. 177 00:12:29,753 --> 00:12:32,322 I... I thought you said 60 days. 178 00:12:32,422 --> 00:12:34,241 He escaped seven times. 179 00:12:34,341 --> 00:12:36,201 - Oh, good, very good. - I beg your pardon, general? 180 00:12:36,301 --> 00:12:38,703 Hm? No, no, no. Go ahead, colonel. 181 00:12:38,803 --> 00:12:41,623 He was back two weeks later, 60 days for accusing 182 00:12:41,723 --> 00:12:43,792 a major of acting like General Arnold. 183 00:12:43,892 --> 00:12:45,794 - Hap? - Benedict. 184 00:12:45,894 --> 00:12:47,879 Who? Oh! Oh, him. 185 00:12:47,979 --> 00:12:50,882 He was released after five months, three escapes. 186 00:12:50,982 --> 00:12:54,010 Only three? I hope the lad wasn't losing heart. 187 00:12:54,110 --> 00:12:55,887 He's presently serving 90 days 188 00:12:55,987 --> 00:12:58,740 for making indecent advances to a lieutenant colonel. 189 00:13:00,242 --> 00:13:01,852 A WAC. 190 00:13:01,952 --> 00:13:04,187 Oh! Oh, well, that's... 191 00:13:04,287 --> 00:13:07,190 - Escapes? - Eight. 192 00:13:07,290 --> 00:13:10,318 Ah, that's the spirit, huh? 193 00:13:10,418 --> 00:13:12,337 He's in here, sir. 194 00:13:15,215 --> 00:13:16,424 Colonel. 195 00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:20,804 Frigg's done it again. 196 00:13:37,821 --> 00:13:39,890 Oh, fine. 197 00:13:39,990 --> 00:13:41,683 Fine. 198 00:13:41,783 --> 00:13:44,202 Hurry it up, will you, corporal? I'm due for tea at 3:00. 199 00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:50,275 Uh, would you close that thing? 200 00:13:50,375 --> 00:13:52,335 I'll never get these pictures developed. 201 00:13:58,008 --> 00:14:00,302 - Private Frigg, sir. - Thank you, Clyde. 202 00:14:03,346 --> 00:14:05,265 Ah, Frigg. 203 00:14:06,850 --> 00:14:09,753 Come in, son. Come on in. Sit down. 204 00:14:09,853 --> 00:14:13,423 Ah, no, I... I'll stand right here, sir. 205 00:14:13,523 --> 00:14:16,718 - Alright. Harry, isn't it? - Yes, sir. 206 00:14:16,818 --> 00:14:18,762 Do you mind if I call you Harry? 207 00:14:18,862 --> 00:14:20,847 - No, sir. - Good. Have a cigar. 208 00:14:20,947 --> 00:14:22,849 No, I, I don't smoke. 209 00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:26,202 Ah, "Lady Nicotine," huh? Good boy. 210 00:14:27,871 --> 00:14:30,315 Harry, do you mind if I ask you something? 211 00:14:30,415 --> 00:14:31,816 What would that be, sir? 212 00:14:31,916 --> 00:14:34,110 Mm, in checking over your service record, 213 00:14:34,210 --> 00:14:38,156 I find that you don't think too much of officers. 214 00:14:38,256 --> 00:14:40,216 Do you mind telling me why? 215 00:14:46,389 --> 00:14:50,085 Oh, Harry. Come on now, you can be frank with me. 216 00:14:50,185 --> 00:14:52,254 This is all strictly off the record. 217 00:14:52,354 --> 00:14:53,797 Yeah, well. 218 00:14:53,897 --> 00:14:56,466 You know, the brass may look okay to you 219 00:14:56,566 --> 00:15:01,529 where you stand, but you know, from where I sit... 220 00:15:05,367 --> 00:15:07,269 Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk. 221 00:15:07,369 --> 00:15:10,480 - That bad, hm? - Mm, I... lousy. 222 00:15:10,580 --> 00:15:13,233 - Well. - Really, really lousy. 223 00:15:13,333 --> 00:15:15,819 Hm. Of course, Harry, 224 00:15:15,919 --> 00:15:18,321 everyone has to start at the bottom of the ladder. 225 00:15:18,421 --> 00:15:20,323 Yeah, but everybody doesn't have to stay there. 226 00:15:20,423 --> 00:15:23,785 Now I've been a private for a long time. 227 00:15:23,885 --> 00:15:25,120 How long, Harry? 228 00:15:25,220 --> 00:15:27,247 A young fellow like you, what, a year? Two years? 229 00:15:27,347 --> 00:15:28,473 Since the day I was born. 230 00:15:29,933 --> 00:15:31,893 No, you're lookin' at a 30 year man. 231 00:15:33,103 --> 00:15:35,213 In that case, I think, perhaps 232 00:15:35,313 --> 00:15:38,049 you might be entitled to something. 233 00:15:38,149 --> 00:15:40,468 - Mm? - Well... 234 00:15:40,568 --> 00:15:42,470 Harry, what would you say if I told you 235 00:15:42,570 --> 00:15:44,489 I'd put you up for a little promotion? 236 00:15:46,366 --> 00:15:50,353 Captain Stanley, would you do the honors, please? 237 00:15:50,453 --> 00:15:53,189 General, are you sure you wanna go through with this? 238 00:15:53,289 --> 00:15:56,526 The honors, captain, please. 239 00:15:56,626 --> 00:15:58,920 Alright, stand at attention, private. 240 00:16:05,301 --> 00:16:06,386 Attention. 241 00:16:09,931 --> 00:16:14,085 "Private Harry Randolph Frigg, serial number 32843478 242 00:16:14,185 --> 00:16:16,087 "will from this time hereby assume 243 00:16:16,187 --> 00:16:18,298 "be authorized to wear the insignia of 244 00:16:18,398 --> 00:16:21,843 "and will serve in the rank of... 245 00:16:21,943 --> 00:16:25,180 major general of the United States Army." 246 00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:28,950 You've been promoted, Harry. Major general. 247 00:16:31,286 --> 00:16:33,313 Major, what? 248 00:16:33,413 --> 00:16:34,873 General. 249 00:16:38,668 --> 00:16:41,279 Boy, that's some promotion. 250 00:16:41,379 --> 00:16:44,407 What happened to all the, uh, other junk in between? 251 00:16:44,507 --> 00:16:47,452 I mean, like corporal and, uh, lieutenant colonel? 252 00:16:47,552 --> 00:16:52,474 And now, captain, if you'll pin on the insignia, please? 253 00:16:55,059 --> 00:16:58,838 General, you can't pin stars on a private's uniform. 254 00:16:58,938 --> 00:17:01,883 How do you know? No one ever tried before. 255 00:17:01,983 --> 00:17:04,219 Besides, general, it's not too late to back out. 256 00:17:04,319 --> 00:17:06,262 I mean, if you put stars on his shoulders, 257 00:17:06,362 --> 00:17:09,265 when he walks out of here, he'll actually be a general. 258 00:17:09,365 --> 00:17:13,369 - True, true. Insignia. - A real general, general. 259 00:17:14,704 --> 00:17:17,207 I mean, look at him. Just look at him. 260 00:17:19,417 --> 00:17:22,045 He's barely got a firm grip on private. 261 00:17:24,047 --> 00:17:28,551 Well, the insignia, S... Sydney, please. 262 00:17:37,227 --> 00:17:40,505 ♪ Rum bum ta ta ta ti ♪ 263 00:17:40,605 --> 00:17:41,965 ♪ Dan ta ta ta ♪♪ 264 00:17:42,065 --> 00:17:45,969 Well, now there we are. Hm? 265 00:17:46,069 --> 00:17:49,264 Well, we'll get him a proper set of uniforms later, but, uh... 266 00:17:49,364 --> 00:17:51,307 Alright, now, captain, if you'll excuse us, please? 267 00:17:51,407 --> 00:17:52,600 Harry and I have a few little things 268 00:17:52,700 --> 00:17:55,103 we'd like to discuss in private. 269 00:17:55,203 --> 00:17:57,121 You know, uh, general talk. 270 00:18:06,714 --> 00:18:08,283 How do they feel, Harry? 271 00:18:08,383 --> 00:18:10,326 Well, they're kind of heavy, sir. 272 00:18:10,426 --> 00:18:13,997 No, no, no, Harry. You mustn't call me sir. 273 00:18:14,097 --> 00:18:15,457 See, I only have one star. 274 00:18:15,557 --> 00:18:18,293 Strictly speaking, I should be calling you sir. 275 00:18:18,393 --> 00:18:20,587 But b... between us generals, 276 00:18:20,687 --> 00:18:24,507 we're generally on a first-name basis, you know, so... 277 00:18:24,607 --> 00:18:26,526 M... my name's Homer. 278 00:18:28,236 --> 00:18:31,514 - How are you, Homer? - Hi, hi. 279 00:18:31,614 --> 00:18:36,311 Uh, Harry, I wonder if I can ask you to do something for me? 280 00:18:36,411 --> 00:18:39,355 Well, what would that be, Homer? 281 00:18:39,455 --> 00:18:41,232 Well, it's just that I... I hesitate 282 00:18:41,332 --> 00:18:43,610 to... to ask a favor, you know. 283 00:18:43,710 --> 00:18:46,613 And so soon in our new relationship, I mean, it's... 284 00:18:46,713 --> 00:18:49,073 No, go ahead, Homer. 285 00:18:49,173 --> 00:18:52,368 I... it would mean so much to me, Harry, uh, 286 00:18:52,468 --> 00:18:55,038 to all of us up here, in fact, uh... 287 00:18:55,138 --> 00:18:57,207 I mean, you sure you wouldn't mind my... 288 00:18:57,307 --> 00:19:00,310 Oh, for goodness sake, Homer. What are friends for? 289 00:19:04,063 --> 00:19:05,507 Well, it's just that we've got these 290 00:19:05,607 --> 00:19:07,817 five one-star generals, you see. 291 00:19:19,329 --> 00:19:21,064 Are you crazy? 292 00:19:21,164 --> 00:19:23,399 Oh, what the hell do you think I wanna do a thing like that for? 293 00:19:23,499 --> 00:19:25,735 Somebody has to do it, Harry. 294 00:19:25,835 --> 00:19:28,238 I mean, somebody has to go in there and get them out. 295 00:19:28,338 --> 00:19:30,740 Yeah, but why waste a, a whole general? 296 00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:34,285 I mean, why don't you just send a lousy major or a captain or... 297 00:19:34,385 --> 00:19:37,580 Because five one-star generals just aren't going to take 298 00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:41,042 any orders from a lousy captain or a major. 299 00:19:41,142 --> 00:19:43,002 And besides, a captain and a major wouldn't be put 300 00:19:43,102 --> 00:19:46,256 into the same prison camp as five one-star generals either. 301 00:19:46,356 --> 00:19:48,758 Well, uh, now, you gotta know some, uh, 302 00:19:48,858 --> 00:19:50,260 other two-star generals, you know, 303 00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:51,469 who'd like to take a little... 304 00:19:51,569 --> 00:19:53,721 Not offhand, no. 305 00:19:53,821 --> 00:19:56,599 Of course, if you refuse, Harry, well, then I suppose 306 00:19:56,699 --> 00:19:59,269 I'd just have to demote you again. 307 00:19:59,369 --> 00:20:02,313 - To colonel? - I hardly think so. 308 00:20:02,413 --> 00:20:04,607 No, and then there's the stockade. 309 00:20:04,707 --> 00:20:07,277 You'd probably have to go back there for an awfully long time. 310 00:20:07,377 --> 00:20:08,778 Oh, that's, uh, that would be lousy. 311 00:20:08,878 --> 00:20:10,613 - Hm-hm. - Lousy. 312 00:20:10,713 --> 00:20:14,325 So what I'm prepared to offer you, Harry, 313 00:20:14,425 --> 00:20:16,286 is if you accept this assignment, 314 00:20:16,386 --> 00:20:18,580 when you've completed it, you won't be demoted 315 00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:21,749 any lower than, oh, sergeant. 316 00:20:21,849 --> 00:20:23,793 Mm, shall we say staff? 317 00:20:23,893 --> 00:20:26,045 Shall we say master? 318 00:20:26,145 --> 00:20:28,631 Uh, master. 319 00:20:28,731 --> 00:20:31,217 And I'll see that your unserved time in the stockade 320 00:20:31,317 --> 00:20:32,635 is reduced to 60 days. 321 00:20:32,735 --> 00:20:33,761 - Nah. - Thirty days. 322 00:20:33,861 --> 00:20:36,180 - Mm. - Wiped clean. 323 00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:38,683 Wiped clean. 324 00:20:38,783 --> 00:20:40,743 Is it a deal, Harry? 325 00:20:43,579 --> 00:20:47,734 - Yeah. That's a deal. - Good boy, good boy. 326 00:20:47,834 --> 00:20:50,153 And now I'll expect you to hold yourself 327 00:20:50,253 --> 00:20:53,239 in immediate readiness for a, a series of briefings 328 00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:55,658 on the area, the terrain, the personnel involved, 329 00:20:55,758 --> 00:20:57,368 et cetera and so forth and so on, you know. 330 00:20:57,468 --> 00:21:00,497 So well, I guess that's just about it for now. 331 00:21:01,997 --> 00:21:03,566 Uh, Homer. 332 00:21:03,766 --> 00:21:07,754 These, uh, briefings that you're talking about, uh, 333 00:21:07,854 --> 00:21:11,341 will they cover how to make the rest of me go along with these? 334 00:21:11,441 --> 00:21:13,593 No, like I mean, how do they work? 335 00:21:13,693 --> 00:21:15,678 That's the easy part, Harry. 336 00:21:15,778 --> 00:21:17,847 Don't you see? Those two stars mean 337 00:21:17,947 --> 00:21:20,808 that anything you do is better, smarter, brighter 338 00:21:20,908 --> 00:21:23,394 than, uh, anything anyone else does, 339 00:21:23,494 --> 00:21:27,398 uh, with... with less than two stars. 340 00:21:27,498 --> 00:21:28,858 - No kidding. - Yes. 341 00:21:28,958 --> 00:21:30,293 No kidding. 342 00:21:31,711 --> 00:21:33,137 Ten-shun! 343 00:21:33,337 --> 00:21:35,698 Yeah, that's it. It's all yours. You're getting it. 344 00:21:35,798 --> 00:21:37,067 Homer. 345 00:21:38,801 --> 00:21:40,344 You mean... 346 00:21:43,723 --> 00:21:44,807 Yes, sir. 347 00:21:52,899 --> 00:21:54,634 They ought to work pretty good. 348 00:21:54,734 --> 00:21:56,594 General? 349 00:21:56,694 --> 00:21:58,388 Uh, may I ask, sir, 350 00:21:58,488 --> 00:22:00,223 y... you didn't accept this assignment 351 00:22:00,323 --> 00:22:02,642 just to get even, did you, sir? 352 00:22:02,742 --> 00:22:05,853 - Oh, with who? - T... the brass, sir. 353 00:22:05,953 --> 00:22:07,897 Well, whatever gave you that idea? 354 00:22:07,997 --> 00:22:09,774 Mm, just ten minutes ago, 355 00:22:09,874 --> 00:22:12,568 you didn't seem to think too much of officers, sir. 356 00:22:12,668 --> 00:22:14,320 Yeah, well, 357 00:22:14,420 --> 00:22:16,781 ten minutes ago, I was a buck private. 358 00:22:16,881 --> 00:22:19,842 Like the man said, "Don't knock it 'til you've tried it." 359 00:22:21,844 --> 00:22:23,538 Well, maybe I am steppin' out of class, 360 00:22:23,638 --> 00:22:26,457 but it'd be nice to have a chance to find out. 361 00:22:26,557 --> 00:22:28,459 Major general might not be 362 00:22:28,559 --> 00:22:30,586 just the easiest place in the world to start. 363 00:22:30,686 --> 00:22:32,939 Eh, when there's a war, you take what you can get. 364 00:22:41,030 --> 00:22:43,725 All five of us could be over the top 365 00:22:43,825 --> 00:22:46,602 in precisely 1 minute and 42 seconds. 366 00:22:46,702 --> 00:22:51,274 - Any questions? - Yes. How do we do it? 367 00:22:51,374 --> 00:22:54,819 By means of rope ladders secreted here and here 368 00:22:54,919 --> 00:22:57,572 behind the ivy on the wall. Any more questions? 369 00:22:57,672 --> 00:23:00,491 Yes, I have one. When I suggested exactly the same plan 370 00:23:00,591 --> 00:23:02,577 two weeks ago, why did you vote against it? 371 00:23:02,677 --> 00:23:06,289 And who do you think originally suggested the rope ladders? 372 00:23:06,389 --> 00:23:08,458 Moi. That's who. 373 00:23:08,558 --> 00:23:10,501 In my plan of three weeks ago 374 00:23:10,601 --> 00:23:12,754 at which time you both voted against it. 375 00:23:12,854 --> 00:23:16,424 Because that was a flagrant steal of my third plan 376 00:23:16,524 --> 00:23:17,759 submitted only two days before that. 377 00:23:17,859 --> 00:23:18,901 Newton. 378 00:23:20,570 --> 00:23:24,515 Uh, gentlemen, I suggest we vote on it, mm? 379 00:23:24,615 --> 00:23:27,727 All those in favor of Mayhew's plan? 380 00:23:27,827 --> 00:23:29,437 Oppose? 381 00:23:29,537 --> 00:23:30,730 Plan's rejected. Gentlemen... 382 00:23:30,830 --> 00:23:33,583 - Now I have a plan. - I have a plan. 383 00:23:34,917 --> 00:23:38,821 Gentlemen, oh! I hope I'm not interrupting. 384 00:23:38,921 --> 00:23:42,283 I was most anxious to share some news with you. 385 00:23:42,383 --> 00:23:44,535 We have finally received the shipment of ammunition. 386 00:23:44,635 --> 00:23:47,830 The guards now have bullets in their guns. 387 00:23:47,930 --> 00:23:49,473 Thank you. 388 00:24:27,845 --> 00:24:30,456 General Frigg. Uh, is that correct? 389 00:24:30,556 --> 00:24:32,708 Major General Frigg. 390 00:24:32,808 --> 00:24:36,879 Oh. Yes, of course. I am Colonnello Ferrucci. 391 00:24:36,979 --> 00:24:38,714 Welcome to Castello di Montefiore. 392 00:24:38,814 --> 00:24:41,926 Uh, it will suffice for me to say that for nine years, 393 00:24:42,026 --> 00:24:46,347 I was manager of the Ritz-Excelsior Hotel in Genoa. 394 00:24:46,447 --> 00:24:48,032 Front, uh, orderly. 395 00:24:56,707 --> 00:24:59,318 A point of interest, general, this castle was built 396 00:24:59,418 --> 00:25:02,905 in 1311 by the Emperor Henry VI of Luxemburg. 397 00:25:03,005 --> 00:25:06,075 The Tintoretto, of course, is an original. 398 00:25:06,175 --> 00:25:08,552 Your room, Sir. 399 00:25:11,973 --> 00:25:13,891 What is the, uh... 400 00:25:15,059 --> 00:25:16,961 What's the matter with this one? 401 00:25:17,061 --> 00:25:20,590 Nothing. Just that it belongs to Brigadier Cox-Roberts. 402 00:25:20,690 --> 00:25:23,050 - Oh. - Yes. 403 00:25:23,150 --> 00:25:25,945 Brigadier? That's, uh, one star, huh? 404 00:25:30,950 --> 00:25:35,104 Would you say that, uh, that this was a two-star room 405 00:25:35,204 --> 00:25:38,708 or would you say that this was a two-star room? 406 00:25:41,711 --> 00:25:42,837 Take it. 407 00:25:46,132 --> 00:25:48,868 Breakfast is served from ♪:00 to 9:00. 408 00:25:48,968 --> 00:25:51,913 You may have it in your room if you desire. 409 00:25:52,013 --> 00:25:53,623 Please, do tell the orderly 410 00:25:53,723 --> 00:25:58,377 if you prefer coffee, uh, tea or, uh, uh, chocolate. 411 00:25:58,477 --> 00:26:02,423 Lunch at 1:00. Dinner precisely at 8:00 412 00:26:02,523 --> 00:26:05,801 in the banquet hall of the east wing. 413 00:26:05,901 --> 00:26:09,764 The laundry and the dry cleaning will be, uh, collected 414 00:26:09,864 --> 00:26:12,642 on Tuesdays and Thursdays and returned the following day. 415 00:26:12,742 --> 00:26:14,936 General, do you take starch? 416 00:26:15,036 --> 00:26:16,954 Uh, no. I'm watching my weight. 417 00:26:24,545 --> 00:26:26,572 - Roscoe? - HM? 418 00:26:26,672 --> 00:26:30,993 You ever heard of an air force two-star named Frigg? 419 00:26:31,093 --> 00:26:33,996 - Frigg. - With two Gs. 420 00:26:34,096 --> 00:26:37,833 No, but that doesn't mean much. 421 00:26:37,933 --> 00:26:39,710 The way they pushed those flyboys ahead, 422 00:26:39,810 --> 00:26:41,963 he was probably no more than a captain last week. 423 00:26:42,063 --> 00:26:44,173 I say, you chaps. 424 00:26:44,273 --> 00:26:47,843 We've got our hands full with this one, I can tell you. 425 00:26:47,943 --> 00:26:50,930 He's had the cheek to pinch my room. 426 00:26:51,030 --> 00:26:52,848 - Really? - Yes. 427 00:26:52,948 --> 00:26:57,436 Francis, suppose the enemy planted him here as an informer? 428 00:26:57,536 --> 00:27:01,816 - Yes. That's always possible. - Yeah. 429 00:27:01,916 --> 00:27:03,901 Perhaps we better go and find out. 430 00:27:04,001 --> 00:27:05,836 Yeah. 431 00:27:11,300 --> 00:27:12,635 Uh, yeah? 432 00:27:16,847 --> 00:27:19,083 Excellency, I have for to present the honor 433 00:27:19,183 --> 00:27:21,460 of naming your fellows. 434 00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:23,713 F... what was that? 435 00:27:23,813 --> 00:27:27,550 Mr. Generals Armstrong, Pennypasher, Rockambeau, 436 00:27:27,650 --> 00:27:30,177 Cockus-Roberts and also Mayhev. 437 00:27:30,277 --> 00:27:32,071 - Hew. - Possibly. 438 00:27:35,032 --> 00:27:39,520 Yeah, well, what can I do for you? 439 00:27:39,620 --> 00:27:42,540 There are a few questions we'd like to ask you, Frigg. 440 00:27:43,999 --> 00:27:48,612 - Frigg? - Uh, that is, sir. 441 00:27:48,712 --> 00:27:51,866 What's on your mind? 442 00:27:51,966 --> 00:27:54,493 Well, we thought it would be kind of fun just to drop in 443 00:27:54,593 --> 00:27:58,664 and exchange stories as to how we all happened to get captured. 444 00:27:58,764 --> 00:28:03,961 I, uh, didn't get captured. I allowed myself to be captured. 445 00:28:04,061 --> 00:28:05,171 You what? 446 00:28:05,271 --> 00:28:07,882 You can't expect us to believe that. 447 00:28:07,982 --> 00:28:10,259 Oh, I don't know. Uh, lke sort of thought you would. 448 00:28:10,359 --> 00:28:14,138 Ke, who? lke. The supreme commander? 449 00:28:14,238 --> 00:28:17,141 Yeah, you were in his class at the Point, 1915, weren't you? 450 00:28:17,241 --> 00:28:20,144 Bull. I mean, your friends call you Bull. 451 00:28:20,244 --> 00:28:21,812 Some of them. 452 00:28:21,912 --> 00:28:24,815 Yeah, well, he gave me a little message for you. 453 00:28:24,915 --> 00:28:27,877 Um, it was about that time at the Army-Navy... 454 00:28:31,005 --> 00:28:33,674 It's about that time at the, uh, at the Army-Navy... 455 00:28:37,052 --> 00:28:39,263 It was, uh, about that time... 456 00:28:46,812 --> 00:28:48,272 Yeah, well... 457 00:28:52,067 --> 00:28:54,136 Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. 458 00:28:54,236 --> 00:28:55,971 Now then down to business. 459 00:28:56,071 --> 00:28:58,140 The fact is, we are not happy with you men. 460 00:28:58,240 --> 00:28:59,975 We are not happy at all. 461 00:29:00,075 --> 00:29:02,728 May I ask, sir, who we is? 462 00:29:02,828 --> 00:29:06,732 - Me and lke. - Oh. 463 00:29:06,832 --> 00:29:08,234 Now I'm sure you've got your excuses, 464 00:29:08,334 --> 00:29:09,819 but we're not interested in excuses. 465 00:29:09,919 --> 00:29:11,695 What we are interested in is results. 466 00:29:11,795 --> 00:29:12,738 Yes, sir. 467 00:29:12,838 --> 00:29:14,115 And that means getting the hell 468 00:29:14,215 --> 00:29:15,699 out of here, capeesh? 469 00:29:15,799 --> 00:29:17,676 C... capeesh. 470 00:29:26,435 --> 00:29:28,229 Uh, you're dismissed. 471 00:29:32,274 --> 00:29:33,776 Dismissed! 472 00:29:46,455 --> 00:29:49,750 Harry Frigg, you're a bloody major general. 473 00:29:55,965 --> 00:29:58,159 Oh, boy, if that turns out to be one of the guards, 474 00:29:58,259 --> 00:30:00,177 I'm gonna change sides. 475 00:30:11,146 --> 00:30:13,107 Hey. Psst! Psst! 476 00:30:17,486 --> 00:30:19,221 Psst! 477 00:30:19,321 --> 00:30:21,015 Hey, do you work here? 478 00:30:21,115 --> 00:30:24,034 Uh, are you a serving girl, a maid or something? 479 00:30:27,371 --> 00:30:28,789 Come here. 480 00:30:35,045 --> 00:30:37,130 You speak English? 481 00:30:41,302 --> 00:30:43,078 Me, Harry. 482 00:30:43,178 --> 00:30:44,413 - Oh. - Harry. 483 00:30:44,513 --> 00:30:46,415 - Harry. - Yeah. 484 00:30:46,515 --> 00:30:49,752 - You... - Francesca. 485 00:30:49,852 --> 00:30:52,296 - Francesca. - Mm-hm. 486 00:30:52,396 --> 00:30:56,091 Uh, I'm a major general. 487 00:30:56,191 --> 00:30:59,261 Oh, major general? 488 00:30:59,361 --> 00:31:02,097 Yeah. You? 489 00:31:02,197 --> 00:31:05,434 - Me, no major general. - Oh, boy. 490 00:31:05,534 --> 00:31:08,746 - Where you come from? - Hey, you speak English. 491 00:31:10,289 --> 00:31:12,492 - Please? - You speak Eng... 492 00:31:13,692 --> 00:31:15,546 Where do I come from? 493 00:31:17,046 --> 00:31:20,599 Me, a big warrior chief... 494 00:31:20,799 --> 00:31:24,870 drop 'em from silver bird in sky. 495 00:31:26,889 --> 00:31:29,917 - You understand? - No. 496 00:31:30,017 --> 00:31:31,835 Look, are you puttin' me on? 497 00:31:31,935 --> 00:31:34,296 - Please? - Well, thank you. 498 00:31:34,396 --> 00:31:36,298 You're welcome. 499 00:31:36,398 --> 00:31:39,009 You're really... you're pretty as a picture, honey. 500 00:31:39,109 --> 00:31:41,887 But, you're sure pretty dumb. 501 00:31:41,987 --> 00:31:43,906 Hey, uh, come here. 502 00:31:48,410 --> 00:31:53,440 Big warrior chief like breakfast in bed. 503 00:31:53,540 --> 00:31:56,819 - Uh, breakfast? - Yeah. 504 00:31:56,919 --> 00:31:58,320 - In bed? - Yeah. 505 00:31:58,420 --> 00:32:02,032 Uh, you bring my breakfast in bed? 506 00:32:02,132 --> 00:32:04,034 - Yes. - Tomorrow, yes? 507 00:32:04,134 --> 00:32:06,036 - No. - Oh, please. 508 00:32:06,136 --> 00:32:08,163 - Thank you. - Thank you? 509 00:32:08,263 --> 00:32:09,765 You're welcome. 510 00:32:16,355 --> 00:32:17,898 Uh, yeah? 511 00:32:22,611 --> 00:32:25,514 - Excuse me, sir? - Who is that? 512 00:32:25,614 --> 00:32:28,826 - Pennypacker, sir. - Oh, yeah. Pennypacker. 513 00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:32,396 What can I do for you? 514 00:32:32,496 --> 00:32:34,189 Well, if I may speak frankly, sir. 515 00:32:34,289 --> 00:32:35,983 Oh, sure. Be my guest. 516 00:32:36,083 --> 00:32:37,363 I can always have you shot later. 517 00:32:38,544 --> 00:32:41,364 Well, general, some of us get... 518 00:32:41,964 --> 00:32:43,198 Some of us get the impression 519 00:32:43,298 --> 00:32:46,535 that you think we like being here, general. 520 00:32:46,635 --> 00:32:49,872 Well, this isn't, uh, exactly 521 00:32:49,972 --> 00:32:53,375 the black hole of Calcutta, is it? 522 00:32:53,475 --> 00:32:55,377 Well, we have been trying to escape, general. 523 00:32:55,477 --> 00:32:57,046 We really have. 524 00:32:57,146 --> 00:32:59,381 Things haven't worked out very well, that's all. 525 00:32:59,481 --> 00:33:01,842 I guess it's just not our line of work. 526 00:33:01,942 --> 00:33:04,386 What is, uh, your line of work, Pennypacker? 527 00:33:04,486 --> 00:33:07,890 I'm a lawyer. A good one, I like to think. 528 00:33:07,990 --> 00:33:10,059 Cox-Roberts is a first-class engineer. 529 00:33:10,159 --> 00:33:12,102 Mayhew, a fine ordnance man. 530 00:33:12,202 --> 00:33:14,063 Rochambeau's a financial wizard. 531 00:33:14,163 --> 00:33:17,816 And Bull Armstrong's a crackerjack supply officer. 532 00:33:17,916 --> 00:33:20,110 But none of us is much good at this sort of thing. 533 00:33:20,210 --> 00:33:23,238 It's just not what we were trained for. 534 00:33:23,338 --> 00:33:26,116 So, general, if, if we look sort of clumsy 535 00:33:26,216 --> 00:33:27,993 and ludicrous at times, 536 00:33:28,093 --> 00:33:30,871 I hope you'll remember that we're trying very hard to cope 537 00:33:30,971 --> 00:33:32,890 with a rather absurd situation. 538 00:33:35,017 --> 00:33:38,587 Yeah. Okay. I'll remember, Pennypacker. 539 00:33:38,687 --> 00:33:40,547 - Roscoe. - Roscoe. 540 00:33:40,647 --> 00:33:43,066 Uh, yeah. 541 00:33:47,529 --> 00:33:49,848 His Excellency, Colonnello Ferrucci honors 542 00:33:49,948 --> 00:33:52,267 the expression of General Frigg by for to present 543 00:33:52,367 --> 00:33:54,061 in formal eatings of welcome 544 00:33:54,161 --> 00:33:56,105 onto the occasion of her custodial entrance 545 00:33:56,205 --> 00:33:59,041 before nine half of the clock immediately. 546 00:34:01,502 --> 00:34:02,611 Give me a hint. 547 00:34:02,711 --> 00:34:04,113 Ferrucci's throwing a little feed 548 00:34:04,213 --> 00:34:06,547 in your honor tonight at 8:30. 549 00:34:08,425 --> 00:34:11,929 - Ah, yeah. - Thank you. Possibly. 550 00:34:17,559 --> 00:34:20,963 - You mean, you got... - Clear as a bell. 551 00:34:21,063 --> 00:34:23,190 Roscoe, you have been here too long. 552 00:34:25,651 --> 00:34:28,053 Possibly. 553 00:34:28,153 --> 00:34:30,472 Gentlemen. 554 00:34:30,572 --> 00:34:33,016 Colonel Ferrucci has asked me to announce. 555 00:34:33,116 --> 00:34:35,477 Dinner can now be served. 556 00:34:35,577 --> 00:34:37,521 Madame la Contessa has arrived. 557 00:34:37,621 --> 00:34:40,290 She apologizes for being late, gentlemen. 558 00:34:42,084 --> 00:34:43,277 Madame, uh, who? 559 00:34:43,377 --> 00:34:45,404 Madame la Contessa di Montefiore. 560 00:34:45,504 --> 00:34:46,655 These are her estates. 561 00:34:46,755 --> 00:34:48,157 She's been invited to dinner tonight 562 00:34:48,257 --> 00:34:49,324 in your honor. 563 00:34:49,424 --> 00:34:51,160 Can't say I mind very much. 564 00:34:51,260 --> 00:34:53,454 - Damn charming woman. - Not hard to look at either. 565 00:34:53,554 --> 00:34:56,223 We must not keep her waiting. 566 00:35:04,022 --> 00:35:06,675 - Good evening. - Good evening, la contessa. 567 00:35:06,775 --> 00:35:10,429 General, may I have the honor to present your actual hostess, 568 00:35:10,529 --> 00:35:12,639 la Contessa Francesca Maria Eugenia. 569 00:35:12,739 --> 00:35:16,018 Donatello do Montefiore, General Frigg. 570 00:35:16,118 --> 00:35:19,438 But General Frigg and I have already met. 571 00:35:19,538 --> 00:35:22,107 - Oh. - Is that true? 572 00:35:22,207 --> 00:35:26,528 He introduced himself to me this afternoon most charmingly. 573 00:35:26,628 --> 00:35:31,366 I never suspected that Americans could be so entertaining. 574 00:35:31,466 --> 00:35:33,660 He left me quite speechless. 575 00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:36,497 I hope I did not appear rude, general. 576 00:35:36,597 --> 00:35:37,956 No, you... 577 00:35:38,056 --> 00:35:40,959 Then you forgive me? I'm so glad. 578 00:35:41,059 --> 00:35:43,378 Bene, and now that we are all very good friends, 579 00:35:43,478 --> 00:35:45,547 shall we go in, uh, to dinner? 580 00:35:45,647 --> 00:35:47,716 May I take your arm, general? 581 00:35:47,816 --> 00:35:49,276 Ah, please. 582 00:35:50,652 --> 00:35:53,238 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 583 00:35:57,659 --> 00:36:02,105 Colonel Ferrucci, don't tell me you were actually 584 00:36:02,205 --> 00:36:05,067 able to find asparagus de la vallee du Rhone? 585 00:36:05,167 --> 00:36:08,378 With, uh, great effort, general. 586 00:36:15,844 --> 00:36:17,704 General Frigg. 587 00:36:17,804 --> 00:36:19,998 Don't you speak French, general? 588 00:36:20,098 --> 00:36:21,475 Uh, well, little. 589 00:36:23,518 --> 00:36:25,212 No. 590 00:36:25,312 --> 00:36:27,548 There is no reason why you should. 591 00:36:27,648 --> 00:36:30,509 Please forgive us. It was quite rude. 592 00:36:30,609 --> 00:36:32,302 No, that's okay. 593 00:36:32,402 --> 00:36:34,513 A noble dish, asparagus. 594 00:36:34,613 --> 00:36:37,641 Did you know it was Cato the Elder... Thank you. 595 00:36:37,741 --> 00:36:40,769 Cato the Elder in the second century BC 596 00:36:40,869 --> 00:36:43,772 who actually gave us our first directions 597 00:36:43,872 --> 00:36:46,233 in the art of raising asparagus? 598 00:36:46,333 --> 00:36:47,776 How interesting. 599 00:36:47,876 --> 00:36:50,445 And what did he recommend, General Mayhew? 600 00:36:50,545 --> 00:36:53,548 Cultivating with sheep manure to avoid weeds. 601 00:36:56,134 --> 00:36:59,788 Mm, colonel, your food is delicious. 602 00:36:59,888 --> 00:37:02,207 I never thought that prison would turn out to be 603 00:37:02,307 --> 00:37:04,626 one of my favorite restaurants. 604 00:37:04,726 --> 00:37:08,255 Gentlemen, let me ask all of you a question. 605 00:37:08,355 --> 00:37:12,050 Suppose that you were confined for the rest of your lives 606 00:37:12,150 --> 00:37:16,430 in a single restaurant, which one would you choose? 607 00:37:16,530 --> 00:37:18,682 - Just one? - That's correct. 608 00:37:18,782 --> 00:37:21,310 And to make it more entertaining, 609 00:37:21,410 --> 00:37:24,246 you have only five seconds to answer. 610 00:37:25,914 --> 00:37:27,774 Oh, I say, a game. What fun. 611 00:37:27,874 --> 00:37:29,526 Rochambeau, will you begin? 612 00:37:29,626 --> 00:37:31,653 I choose Chez Point in Vienne. 613 00:37:31,753 --> 00:37:33,280 General Armstrong? 614 00:37:33,380 --> 00:37:34,656 The London Chop House. 615 00:37:34,756 --> 00:37:36,717 - Oh. - In Detroit. 616 00:37:38,385 --> 00:37:39,661 Brigadier Mayhew? 617 00:37:39,761 --> 00:37:42,205 Oh, the Savoy Grill in London, naturally. 618 00:37:42,305 --> 00:37:43,498 General Pennypacker? 619 00:37:43,598 --> 00:37:45,167 Locke-Ober's, Boston. 620 00:37:45,267 --> 00:37:47,336 Uh, Brigadier Cox-Roberts? 621 00:37:47,436 --> 00:37:50,088 Oh, the Mirabelle on Curzon Street. 622 00:37:50,188 --> 00:37:52,132 Uh, General Frigg? 623 00:37:52,232 --> 00:37:53,442 Yeah, well... 624 00:37:55,777 --> 00:37:59,572 Ah, ah, ah, ah. Only five seconds. Remember? 625 00:38:01,783 --> 00:38:04,603 A local establishment, perhaps? 626 00:38:04,703 --> 00:38:07,522 - Where is your home? - Uh, New Jersey. 627 00:38:07,622 --> 00:38:10,651 And which is the best restaurant in New Jersey? 628 00:38:10,751 --> 00:38:12,861 Well, 629 00:38:12,961 --> 00:38:15,364 there is this little place just outside of Patterson. 630 00:38:15,464 --> 00:38:19,242 Oh, really? And what's the specialty? 631 00:38:19,342 --> 00:38:22,137 Uh, veal cutlets. 632 00:38:27,392 --> 00:38:30,712 Which sauce do you prefer, general? 633 00:38:30,812 --> 00:38:33,215 Well, a little ketchup usually does it. 634 00:38:33,315 --> 00:38:34,357 Ketchup? 635 00:38:37,486 --> 00:38:41,848 General, as the newest arrival to our little group, 636 00:38:41,948 --> 00:38:45,268 we would all be honored if you would propose a toast. 637 00:38:45,368 --> 00:38:46,895 - Yes. - Here. 638 00:38:46,995 --> 00:38:48,563 Oh, no. I, I think I'll pass. 639 00:38:48,663 --> 00:38:51,316 - Oh. Come on. - Please, general. 640 00:38:51,416 --> 00:38:53,335 Let us hear a New Jersey toast. 641 00:38:57,297 --> 00:38:59,216 Uh, mud in your eye. 642 00:39:09,351 --> 00:39:11,461 - Thank you, Mayhew. - Those eyes. 643 00:39:11,561 --> 00:39:12,713 Have you ever seen such eyes? 644 00:39:12,813 --> 00:39:14,798 - They're absolutely... - Charming. 645 00:39:14,898 --> 00:39:16,341 It's always rather awkward, 646 00:39:16,441 --> 00:39:18,844 what, none of us being able to see her home. 647 00:39:18,944 --> 00:39:23,473 Harry, the contessa was looking for you when she left. 648 00:39:23,573 --> 00:39:28,353 - Where were you, Harry? - Harry? H... 649 00:39:28,453 --> 00:39:32,582 - Just add a sir to that. - Yes, sir, Harry. 650 00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:37,195 And while we're at it, 651 00:39:37,295 --> 00:39:39,756 why don't we try a little stand to attention around here? 652 00:39:41,424 --> 00:39:42,909 Oh, now look here, Harry. 653 00:39:43,009 --> 00:39:45,787 That's an order, not a toast. Attention! 654 00:39:45,887 --> 00:39:48,206 - Yes, sir. - Yes, sir. 655 00:39:48,306 --> 00:39:51,626 Fine bunch of generals you guys turned out to be. 656 00:39:51,726 --> 00:39:54,504 You may know a lot about asparagus, 657 00:39:54,604 --> 00:39:57,716 but asparagus isn't gonna get us out of here. I am. 658 00:39:57,816 --> 00:39:59,718 - Yes, sir. - Yes, sir. 659 00:39:59,818 --> 00:40:01,428 That doesn't mean that you're just gonna sit around 660 00:40:01,528 --> 00:40:03,764 doing zilch while I'm working my can off. 661 00:40:03,864 --> 00:40:06,475 You're gonna sweat a little, too, for a change. 662 00:40:06,575 --> 00:40:08,518 - Sweat? - How's that? 663 00:40:08,618 --> 00:40:10,979 Games. Games. You're good at games, Cox-Roberts. 664 00:40:11,079 --> 00:40:14,316 Five seconds. How many guards they got around here? 665 00:40:14,416 --> 00:40:16,902 Well, there's Frederico, Bernardo... 666 00:40:17,002 --> 00:40:19,780 I said how many, not who. 667 00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:21,531 Rochambeau, what does the countryside 668 00:40:21,631 --> 00:40:22,699 look like around here? 669 00:40:22,799 --> 00:40:25,619 Oh, it's quite beautiful actually. 670 00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:28,371 I want a report. I want a full report on all of that stuff 671 00:40:28,471 --> 00:40:29,998 and anything else you can think of. 672 00:40:30,098 --> 00:40:32,292 Yes, sir. We'll get on that straight away tomorrow morning. 673 00:40:32,392 --> 00:40:34,795 Tonight! I want it tonight. 674 00:40:34,895 --> 00:40:35,837 I don't wanna spend any more time 675 00:40:35,937 --> 00:40:37,339 in this hole than I have to. 676 00:40:37,439 --> 00:40:39,299 But I say, it's getting frightfully late. 677 00:40:39,399 --> 00:40:40,759 Tonight. 678 00:40:40,859 --> 00:40:43,678 Do you read me, brigadier? 679 00:40:43,778 --> 00:40:45,263 Perfectly, sir. 680 00:40:45,363 --> 00:40:46,848 Now I'm going to go up and get some sleep. 681 00:40:46,948 --> 00:40:50,018 I don't wanna be disturbed. 682 00:40:50,118 --> 00:40:52,495 Dining with royalty always leaves me pooped. 683 00:40:54,831 --> 00:40:57,526 Oh, what on earth's the matter with him? 684 00:40:57,626 --> 00:40:59,361 Search me. 685 00:40:59,461 --> 00:41:03,824 You know, there is an old French expression. 686 00:41:03,924 --> 00:41:05,050 Yes? 687 00:41:06,593 --> 00:41:09,996 Unfortunately, it doesn't apply at all. 688 00:43:20,935 --> 00:43:22,103 Excuse me. 689 00:43:23,772 --> 00:43:25,966 You look quite uncomfortable in there. 690 00:43:26,066 --> 00:43:28,510 Wouldn't you like to come in? 691 00:43:28,610 --> 00:43:31,596 - Are you sure it's okay? - Why? 692 00:43:31,696 --> 00:43:35,725 - Have you come to assault me? - I don't think so. 693 00:43:35,825 --> 00:43:39,062 Oh, then you've come to escape. 694 00:43:39,162 --> 00:43:41,564 How exciting. May I watch? 695 00:43:41,664 --> 00:43:44,484 Watch? Escape? What? 696 00:43:44,584 --> 00:43:46,486 You have already escaped. 697 00:43:46,586 --> 00:43:49,589 This gatehouse is outside the walls. 698 00:43:58,723 --> 00:44:01,042 Well, what do you know? 699 00:44:01,142 --> 00:44:04,879 The front door is down the stairs and to the right. 700 00:44:04,979 --> 00:44:06,981 Downstairs to the right. 701 00:44:13,988 --> 00:44:16,016 Aren't you even going to try to stop me? 702 00:44:16,116 --> 00:44:20,228 General, I have joined Switzerland and Sweden. 703 00:44:20,328 --> 00:44:21,896 Now I am neutral. 704 00:44:21,996 --> 00:44:23,857 When my husband was killed, 705 00:44:23,957 --> 00:44:26,735 I decided to make a separate peace. 706 00:44:26,835 --> 00:44:30,155 Now I'm no longer involved in the war. 707 00:44:30,255 --> 00:44:32,741 You mean... nobody around here seems to be. 708 00:44:32,841 --> 00:44:35,869 The others, do they know you're not really a general? 709 00:44:35,969 --> 00:44:38,488 No, they bought that hook, line and sink... 710 00:44:38,888 --> 00:44:41,166 I have observed a great many generals. 711 00:44:41,266 --> 00:44:43,327 They behave quite differently. 712 00:44:44,727 --> 00:44:46,588 Well, it's just so happens that I am a real general. 713 00:44:46,688 --> 00:44:47,964 I was promoted last... What do you mean 714 00:44:48,064 --> 00:44:49,591 they behave differently? 715 00:44:49,691 --> 00:44:51,092 - Who? - The real gen... 716 00:44:51,192 --> 00:44:52,777 The other generals. 717 00:44:54,863 --> 00:44:56,056 So what? They rattle off the name 718 00:44:56,156 --> 00:44:57,599 of a couple of ritzy restaurants. 719 00:44:57,699 --> 00:44:59,726 I just couldn't think of any, that's all. 720 00:44:59,826 --> 00:45:01,812 Then why didn't you just say so? 721 00:45:02,912 --> 00:45:04,773 'Cause you made me nervous. 722 00:45:04,873 --> 00:45:06,524 You don't appear to be the sort of man 723 00:45:06,624 --> 00:45:08,843 who becomes nervous in front of women. 724 00:45:09,043 --> 00:45:11,045 Well, I haven't messed around with many countesses. 725 00:45:11,145 --> 00:45:13,548 Oh, one or two, nothin' ever serious. 726 00:45:15,008 --> 00:45:17,160 You didn't seem to have any trouble 727 00:45:17,260 --> 00:45:19,521 when you thought I was a servant. 728 00:45:19,721 --> 00:45:21,831 A big warrior chief drop from silver bird... 729 00:45:21,931 --> 00:45:24,084 Alright. Okay. Okay. 730 00:45:24,184 --> 00:45:26,228 You really enjoy doing that, don't you? 731 00:45:27,228 --> 00:45:30,548 - Doing what? - Makin' a guy feel lousy. 732 00:45:30,648 --> 00:45:32,550 I'm not trying to make you feel lousy. 733 00:45:32,650 --> 00:45:34,677 Well, then why is it that I feel lousy? 734 00:45:34,777 --> 00:45:36,721 Because you are a lousy general. 735 00:45:39,115 --> 00:45:40,725 That was a lousy thing to say. 736 00:45:40,825 --> 00:45:42,685 - I know, I'm sorry... - No, that was lousy. 737 00:45:42,785 --> 00:45:44,938 That was really lousy. 738 00:45:45,038 --> 00:45:47,207 I said I'm sorry. 739 00:45:50,168 --> 00:45:52,278 Would it make you feel any better to know 740 00:45:52,378 --> 00:45:54,072 that I'm not a real general either? 741 00:45:54,172 --> 00:45:56,616 What do you mean? You're a countess. 742 00:45:56,716 --> 00:45:59,077 Not until I was married to the count. 743 00:45:59,177 --> 00:46:01,621 So you see, I was promoted rather recently myself. 744 00:46:01,721 --> 00:46:04,224 Perhaps, that's why I recognized you so easily. 745 00:46:05,767 --> 00:46:08,253 But how come I couldn't tell about you? 746 00:46:08,353 --> 00:46:11,589 Because you still consider yourself a private 747 00:46:11,689 --> 00:46:13,149 and I do not. 748 00:46:14,859 --> 00:46:16,402 Why is that? 749 00:46:17,987 --> 00:46:20,723 It's not how much you know, general. 750 00:46:20,823 --> 00:46:25,854 It's a question of your manner, your attitude, your confidence. 751 00:46:25,954 --> 00:46:27,914 Could you give me a for instance? 752 00:46:29,791 --> 00:46:34,612 Well, a real general will not treat me 753 00:46:34,712 --> 00:46:36,906 as a countess, but as a woman 754 00:46:37,006 --> 00:46:39,033 who just happened to be a countess. 755 00:46:39,133 --> 00:46:41,302 You still do not treat me as a woman, general. 756 00:46:43,388 --> 00:46:45,098 That is easy. 757 00:46:50,144 --> 00:46:51,379 Tsk, tsk, tsk. 758 00:46:51,479 --> 00:46:54,315 I said confidence, not impudence. 759 00:46:56,234 --> 00:46:58,386 Was there something wrong with that? 760 00:46:58,486 --> 00:47:01,347 It was rude. It was disrespectful. 761 00:47:01,447 --> 00:47:04,225 And worst of all, it was a waste. 762 00:47:04,325 --> 00:47:07,061 You didn't enjoy it and neither did I. 763 00:47:07,161 --> 00:47:08,396 Well, speak for yourself. 764 00:47:08,496 --> 00:47:11,666 If I didn't, you couldn't. 765 00:47:14,502 --> 00:47:16,254 Good point. 766 00:47:19,507 --> 00:47:21,701 How long do you think it would take for me to work up 767 00:47:21,801 --> 00:47:24,204 to that... whatever it was you were talking about? 768 00:47:24,304 --> 00:47:26,664 It's not a question of time. 769 00:47:26,764 --> 00:47:28,249 Yeah, but suppose it were? 770 00:47:28,349 --> 00:47:31,961 Uh, well, uh, to learn the niceties, 771 00:47:32,061 --> 00:47:34,797 uh, to become comfortable with them, 772 00:47:34,897 --> 00:47:38,760 uh, to develop the confidence. 773 00:47:38,860 --> 00:47:40,678 But surely, you will not be here very long 774 00:47:40,778 --> 00:47:42,764 now that you have found a way out. 775 00:47:42,864 --> 00:47:44,157 Oh, yeah. 776 00:47:46,909 --> 00:47:49,203 - Goodnight. - Goodnight, general. 777 00:47:52,457 --> 00:47:55,109 Why don't you make that Harry? 778 00:47:55,209 --> 00:47:56,502 Harry. 779 00:47:58,421 --> 00:48:00,048 Yeah, Francesca. 780 00:48:04,093 --> 00:48:06,287 - Harry? - What? What? 781 00:48:06,387 --> 00:48:08,957 First lesson. 782 00:48:09,057 --> 00:48:13,211 A general leaving a contessa's bedroom late at night 783 00:48:13,311 --> 00:48:15,463 usually kisses her hand. 784 00:48:15,563 --> 00:48:17,757 Yeah. Well, I'll practice up on that. 785 00:48:17,857 --> 00:48:19,859 On whom? General Pennypacker? 786 00:48:30,536 --> 00:48:32,230 That wasn't very good, was it? 787 00:48:32,330 --> 00:48:35,416 Confidence, Harry. It comes with confidence. 788 00:48:41,130 --> 00:48:42,799 Goodnight, honey. 789 00:48:49,305 --> 00:48:50,973 Good morning, fellas. 790 00:48:52,475 --> 00:48:54,252 - Good morning. - Oh, no, that's alright. 791 00:48:54,352 --> 00:48:57,105 As you were. There's no sense standing and all this formality. 792 00:48:58,523 --> 00:49:01,509 Oh, did I sleep like a log. What a bed. 793 00:49:01,609 --> 00:49:03,136 Did you ever see such a morning? 794 00:49:03,236 --> 00:49:05,388 - No, sir. - Sir? 795 00:49:05,488 --> 00:49:07,265 Oh, come on, Roscoe. It's Harry, you remember? 796 00:49:07,365 --> 00:49:09,976 I thought we settled all that yesterday. 797 00:49:10,076 --> 00:49:11,269 Harry. 798 00:49:11,369 --> 00:49:14,522 Well, uh, Harry, the report's all ready. 799 00:49:14,622 --> 00:49:17,859 Yes. We haven't slept a wink all night. 800 00:49:17,959 --> 00:49:19,902 Oh, that's too bad. Listen, next time that happens, 801 00:49:20,002 --> 00:49:21,863 try a little warm milk laced with gin. 802 00:49:21,963 --> 00:49:24,365 Here you are. The position and the schedule of the guards. 803 00:49:24,465 --> 00:49:27,327 We're all set to go as soon as you give the word, Harry. 804 00:49:27,427 --> 00:49:29,203 Well, that looks fine, Bull. That looks just fine. 805 00:49:29,303 --> 00:49:30,830 Well, how about it, Harry? 806 00:49:30,930 --> 00:49:32,332 Have you figured out how we're going to do it? 807 00:49:32,432 --> 00:49:34,042 Do what? 808 00:49:34,142 --> 00:49:37,170 Well, the escape, of course. 809 00:49:37,270 --> 00:49:40,006 Oh, well, look, fellas, uh, 810 00:49:40,106 --> 00:49:42,091 you know, you can't expect me to bust out of this place 811 00:49:42,191 --> 00:49:44,052 overnight. A thing like that can take time. 812 00:49:44,152 --> 00:49:45,553 Yeah, but you really don't think it's gonna take 813 00:49:45,653 --> 00:49:47,930 much longer now, do you, Harry? 814 00:49:48,030 --> 00:49:50,016 Roscoe, I know you're getting itchy. 815 00:49:50,116 --> 00:49:51,267 I'm just as itchy as you are. 816 00:49:51,367 --> 00:49:53,394 But you fellas just aren't ready yet. 817 00:49:53,494 --> 00:49:56,230 Oh? Why not? 818 00:49:56,330 --> 00:49:59,233 Well, for instance, that extra gut you're carting around. 819 00:49:59,333 --> 00:50:01,069 Well, there's nothing wrong with my gut. 820 00:50:01,169 --> 00:50:02,403 Well, yeah, I know, Bull, 821 00:50:02,503 --> 00:50:05,198 but what about your four flabby friends here? 822 00:50:05,298 --> 00:50:07,116 Flabby? 823 00:50:07,216 --> 00:50:12,914 By the numbers, one, two, one, two, one, two. 824 00:50:13,014 --> 00:50:15,249 Keep the back nice and straight. 825 00:50:15,349 --> 00:50:20,296 One, two, one, two, one, two. Up, down. 826 00:50:20,396 --> 00:50:23,925 One, two, one, two, one, two. 827 00:50:24,025 --> 00:50:26,260 Keep the back nice and straight. 828 00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:30,556 One, two, one, two. Up, down. Up, down. 829 00:50:30,656 --> 00:50:35,311 Asparagus, Excellency, as you requested, eh? 830 00:50:35,411 --> 00:50:37,105 Uh, thanks. 831 00:50:37,205 --> 00:50:39,482 I have prepared the table as you instructed. 832 00:50:39,582 --> 00:50:42,151 Yeah, it looks nice. 833 00:50:42,251 --> 00:50:45,988 Are you, uh, expecting company, Excellency? 834 00:50:46,088 --> 00:50:48,591 No, I just don't like to see an empty table. 835 00:50:51,052 --> 00:50:53,538 Excellency, if you need anything, you know, 836 00:50:53,638 --> 00:50:55,957 American cigarette, cornflakes. 837 00:50:56,057 --> 00:50:57,625 - No, thank you. - Ritz Crackers. 838 00:50:57,725 --> 00:50:58,918 I'll think about it. 839 00:50:59,018 --> 00:51:00,169 I got the Kleenex, 840 00:51:00,269 --> 00:51:02,046 Gillette blades, Jell-O. 841 00:51:02,146 --> 00:51:03,381 I will, I'll let you know. 842 00:51:03,481 --> 00:51:05,633 - Hershey bars. - I will, I will. 843 00:51:05,733 --> 00:51:08,152 - Grazie. Buon appetito. - Yeah. 844 00:51:16,577 --> 00:51:18,604 Now that you bring it up, contessa, 845 00:51:18,704 --> 00:51:21,315 we do have this quaint little bistro in New Jersey. 846 00:51:21,415 --> 00:51:23,025 Uh, serves excellent asparagus. 847 00:51:23,125 --> 00:51:26,320 Not as tasty as yours, uh, Colonel Ferrucci, but... 848 00:51:26,420 --> 00:51:30,199 Ah, thank you, general. I'm honored that it pleases you. 849 00:51:30,299 --> 00:51:32,034 You see what I have found in the cellar? 850 00:51:32,134 --> 00:51:36,022 The last bottle of Château Latour, 1932. 851 00:51:36,222 --> 00:51:37,598 Would you care to have it with your lunch? 852 00:51:37,698 --> 00:51:39,333 Uh, no, I don't think so. 853 00:51:39,433 --> 00:51:42,336 But this is Château Latour, 1932. 854 00:51:42,436 --> 00:51:43,588 - So? - Yes. 855 00:51:43,688 --> 00:51:45,565 So, general. 856 00:51:50,319 --> 00:51:53,347 It's so gentle, it is so, come posso dire, 857 00:51:53,447 --> 00:51:57,185 so, so fragile, so, so considerate. 858 00:51:57,285 --> 00:52:00,605 - Well, I... - I insist that you taste it. 859 00:52:00,705 --> 00:52:02,148 Well, if it's your last bottle... 860 00:52:02,248 --> 00:52:04,484 Oh, general, what is wine for 861 00:52:04,584 --> 00:52:06,319 if it is not to be tasted, eh? 862 00:52:06,419 --> 00:52:08,321 And then if you don't like it, I can find 863 00:52:08,421 --> 00:52:10,339 something to do with it. 864 00:52:23,227 --> 00:52:27,231 Ah, that is, uh, kind of, uh, fragile and considerate. 865 00:52:28,649 --> 00:52:30,276 Ah, yes, yes. 866 00:52:32,011 --> 00:52:35,223 Château Latour, 1932. Château Lafite, 1937, 867 00:52:35,323 --> 00:52:38,577 Château Mouton Rothschild, we'll give that a 1929. 868 00:52:40,277 --> 00:52:42,163 Not bad, not bad at all. 869 00:52:43,664 --> 00:52:45,458 Now then. 870 00:52:51,088 --> 00:52:53,507 John Donne, "Break Of Day." 871 00:52:55,384 --> 00:52:57,745 "Tis true, 'tis day. 872 00:52:57,845 --> 00:52:59,413 "What though it be? 873 00:52:59,513 --> 00:53:02,291 "Oh, wilt thou therefore rise from me? 874 00:53:02,391 --> 00:53:05,086 "Why should we rise because 'tis light? 875 00:53:05,186 --> 00:53:07,229 Did we lie down because 'twas night?" 876 00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:12,693 Ah, yeah? 877 00:53:14,362 --> 00:53:16,614 Harry boy? Don't get up. 878 00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:22,395 Oh, hi, fellas. Well, what's on your mind? 879 00:53:22,495 --> 00:53:25,022 Well, I've got the men pretty much snapped into shape, Harry. 880 00:53:25,122 --> 00:53:26,691 I've even got Francis here doing 30 sit-ups. 881 00:53:26,791 --> 00:53:28,109 Hey, that's great, Francis. 882 00:53:28,209 --> 00:53:29,735 Not at one sitting, of course. 883 00:53:29,835 --> 00:53:31,320 There's such a thing as being overtrained, too, you know. 884 00:53:31,420 --> 00:53:33,406 It's been two ruddy weeks, Harry. 885 00:53:33,506 --> 00:53:34,782 Two weeks? 886 00:53:34,882 --> 00:53:36,576 On, no, three, four days. 887 00:53:36,676 --> 00:53:38,786 Two weeks, Harry. Two horrible weeks. 888 00:53:38,886 --> 00:53:40,162 We think we're ready, Harry. 889 00:53:40,262 --> 00:53:41,622 - Ready for what? - The escape. 890 00:53:41,722 --> 00:53:44,584 Assuming, of course, that you found the way out. 891 00:53:44,684 --> 00:53:48,212 Have you, Harry boy? Have you found it? 892 00:53:48,312 --> 00:53:50,047 Well, Bull, fellas, you know, 893 00:53:50,147 --> 00:53:51,632 this is no chicken wire compound. 894 00:53:51,732 --> 00:53:53,342 This is a bloody fortress. 895 00:53:53,442 --> 00:53:55,595 Oh, I was thinking, Harry, 896 00:53:55,695 --> 00:53:58,739 perhaps somewhere in the villa, there is a secret passage? 897 00:54:00,866 --> 00:54:04,061 - Uh, what, what? - A secret passage. 898 00:54:04,161 --> 00:54:08,566 You know, the Italian nobility was very fond of such things. 899 00:54:08,666 --> 00:54:11,419 For romantic reasons. 900 00:54:12,753 --> 00:54:14,697 That's a good thought, André. 901 00:54:14,797 --> 00:54:16,157 I'll... I'll look into it. 902 00:54:16,257 --> 00:54:17,491 We could all look into it, Harry. 903 00:54:17,591 --> 00:54:18,743 That way, it shouldn't take too long. 904 00:54:18,843 --> 00:54:20,494 No, no, that's my job. 905 00:54:20,594 --> 00:54:22,622 Uh, you know, that's why they sent me. 906 00:54:22,722 --> 00:54:25,166 Besides, you know, there's other work for you guys to do. 907 00:54:25,266 --> 00:54:27,293 Oh, not more exercise, I hope. 908 00:54:27,393 --> 00:54:29,378 I believe I'm becoming muscle-bound. 909 00:54:29,478 --> 00:54:32,340 I really think we're as ready as we'll ever be, Harry. 910 00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:34,634 Oh, you do, huh? 911 00:54:34,734 --> 00:54:37,845 Adrian, what, uh, country are we in? 912 00:54:37,945 --> 00:54:39,864 Italy, isn't it? 913 00:54:41,490 --> 00:54:44,477 And what language do they speak in Italy? 914 00:54:44,577 --> 00:54:46,354 Italian lessons? 915 00:54:46,454 --> 00:54:48,414 That's right. Starting tomorrow. 916 00:54:50,207 --> 00:54:52,360 For the receiving of the English lessons, 917 00:54:52,460 --> 00:54:55,655 I... I wish to express the kindness of my entire face. 918 00:54:55,755 --> 00:54:58,741 Oh, don't mention it, Carlo. The pleasure is ours. 919 00:54:58,841 --> 00:55:00,409 Shoot him another one, Francis. 920 00:55:00,509 --> 00:55:01,535 Right... 921 00:55:01,635 --> 00:55:04,672 Now, border guard. 922 00:55:06,072 --> 00:55:07,525 Bor... 923 00:55:07,725 --> 00:55:11,379 No, border guard. 924 00:55:11,479 --> 00:55:13,839 Uh, w... which is to explain? 925 00:55:13,939 --> 00:55:16,217 Ah, border guard, you know, one of those chaps 926 00:55:16,317 --> 00:55:17,510 who takes your passport 927 00:55:17,610 --> 00:55:19,595 and mucks up your baggage, you know. 928 00:55:19,695 --> 00:55:21,263 Oh, in Italian, it's... 929 00:55:21,363 --> 00:55:24,141 - Ah, guardia di frontiera. Si. - What was that? 930 00:55:24,241 --> 00:55:27,895 - Ah, guardia di frontiera. - Guardia di frontiera. 931 00:55:27,995 --> 00:55:30,856 - Border guard. - Bang on, lieutenant. 932 00:55:30,956 --> 00:55:33,359 You're making real progress. 933 00:55:33,459 --> 00:55:35,778 Now let's get on to the next one. 934 00:55:35,878 --> 00:55:39,255 "Which way to Switzerland, please?" 935 00:55:42,259 --> 00:55:45,329 Four weeks, Captain Stanley. 936 00:55:45,429 --> 00:55:47,748 Do you realize he's been gone four weeks? 937 00:55:47,848 --> 00:55:50,626 Not a word, not a sign of him and... 938 00:55:50,726 --> 00:55:52,686 you just stand there. 939 00:55:54,396 --> 00:55:56,924 By God, it only takes him 20 minutes 940 00:55:57,024 --> 00:55:59,593 to escape from our jails, but those Italian... 941 00:55:59,693 --> 00:56:01,762 Take a note, captain. I want a study made. 942 00:56:01,862 --> 00:56:03,597 A survey, immediately. 943 00:56:03,697 --> 00:56:05,433 Whatever the ltalians do to their jails, 944 00:56:05,533 --> 00:56:07,643 I want the same thing done to ours. 945 00:56:07,743 --> 00:56:08,894 Well, if you'll remember, sir, 946 00:56:08,994 --> 00:56:10,563 I... I told you that something was... 947 00:56:10,663 --> 00:56:13,274 Don't be an I-told-you-so, Sidney. 948 00:56:13,374 --> 00:56:16,652 - Yes, sir, but I did tell... - Nobody likes an I-told-you-so. 949 00:56:16,752 --> 00:56:17,695 Yes, sir. 950 00:56:17,795 --> 00:56:18,738 Besides, it's probably 951 00:56:18,838 --> 00:56:20,573 not even his fault. 952 00:56:20,673 --> 00:56:22,241 No, no, I wouldn't be surprised 953 00:56:22,341 --> 00:56:24,952 if those five goldbricking brigadiers 954 00:56:25,052 --> 00:56:26,579 were holding him back. 955 00:56:26,679 --> 00:56:27,888 Yes, sir. 956 00:56:29,557 --> 00:56:31,792 "Thus have I politically begun my reign 957 00:56:31,892 --> 00:56:34,462 "and 'tis my hope to end successfully. 958 00:56:34,562 --> 00:56:37,506 "My falcon now is sharp and passing empty. 959 00:56:37,606 --> 00:56:40,634 "Until she stoop, she must not be full-gorged 960 00:56:40,734 --> 00:56:42,970 “for then she never looks upon her lure. 961 00:56:43,070 --> 00:56:45,765 - "Another way..." - Psst. 962 00:56:45,865 --> 00:56:47,975 "Another way I have to man my haggard..." 963 00:56:48,075 --> 00:56:50,436 Psst. 964 00:56:50,536 --> 00:56:51,871 Ciao. 965 00:56:55,583 --> 00:56:57,651 "To make her come and know her keepers call. 966 00:56:57,751 --> 00:56:59,445 - "That is to watch her.” - Come on. 967 00:56:59,545 --> 00:57:01,530 "As we watched these kites that bait and beat 968 00:57:01,630 --> 00:57:03,365 "that will not be obedient. 969 00:57:03,465 --> 00:57:06,452 "Last night she slept not. Tonight she shall not. 970 00:57:06,552 --> 00:57:08,662 "As with the meat some undeserved fault 971 00:57:08,762 --> 00:57:10,890 I'll find about the making of the bed." 972 00:57:19,607 --> 00:57:20,716 Uh, yeah? 973 00:57:20,816 --> 00:57:22,510 We wanna talk to you, Harry. 974 00:57:22,610 --> 00:57:26,347 - So what's the problem? - It's been five weeks, Harry. 975 00:57:26,447 --> 00:57:27,890 Five horrible weeks. 976 00:57:27,990 --> 00:57:30,643 Why is everybody throwing the calendar at me? I can count. 977 00:57:30,743 --> 00:57:33,354 So can we, Harry. And in Italian now. 978 00:57:33,454 --> 00:57:35,539 We want to escape before we forget it. 979 00:57:37,041 --> 00:57:39,360 Fellas, when the, uh, supreme commander 980 00:57:39,460 --> 00:57:40,945 entrusted this mission to me... 981 00:57:41,045 --> 00:57:43,197 Cut the baloney, Harry boy. 982 00:57:49,511 --> 00:57:52,873 - Are we going or aren't we? - Oh, yeah. We're going. 983 00:57:52,973 --> 00:57:55,292 Would you mind awfully telling us when? 984 00:57:55,392 --> 00:57:57,561 Well, Harry, have you found the way out or haven't you? 985 00:58:01,815 --> 00:58:03,884 Yeah, I found it. I was saving it for a surprise. 986 00:58:03,984 --> 00:58:05,886 - But you guys spoiled it. - At last. 987 00:58:05,986 --> 00:58:08,389 Great going, Harry. 988 00:58:08,489 --> 00:58:09,974 We can go tonight then, huh? 989 00:58:10,074 --> 00:58:12,434 Have we given any thought as to which way we should go? 990 00:58:12,534 --> 00:58:13,769 The best route, I mean? 991 00:58:13,869 --> 00:58:15,938 As our chaps landed in the south yesterday, 992 00:58:16,038 --> 00:58:17,606 why don't we head in that direction? 993 00:58:17,706 --> 00:58:19,817 And pass through the entire German army? No, thanks. 994 00:58:19,917 --> 00:58:21,360 We could make our way to the coast. 995 00:58:21,460 --> 00:58:23,070 And do what? Swim? 996 00:58:23,170 --> 00:58:24,572 Well, that would seem to leave Switzerland. 997 00:58:24,672 --> 00:58:25,823 That's right. We head north. 998 00:58:25,923 --> 00:58:28,033 Well, how do we move? Not on foot. 999 00:58:28,133 --> 00:58:29,493 I was thinking about a train 1000 00:58:29,593 --> 00:58:31,620 to Como or Stresa if we're lucky. 1001 00:58:31,720 --> 00:58:34,748 Alright, then all those in favor of taking the train north, 1002 00:58:34,848 --> 00:58:36,458 raise your hands. 1003 00:58:36,558 --> 00:58:38,627 Opposed? 1004 00:58:38,727 --> 00:58:40,062 The plan carried. 1005 00:58:41,689 --> 00:58:43,841 That settles it then. We leave tonight. 1006 00:58:43,941 --> 00:58:46,051 - Fellas. - What do you say, Harry? 1007 00:58:46,151 --> 00:58:49,889 - Will it be tonight, Harry? - I'm afraid not. 1008 00:58:49,989 --> 00:58:53,767 Oh, for God's sake, Harry, what do we need now? 1009 00:58:53,867 --> 00:58:56,295 Well, like, for instance, Roscoe... 1010 00:58:58,480 --> 00:59:00,286 Where is the train station? 1011 00:59:01,166 --> 00:59:03,736 André, that train that you're talking about, 1012 00:59:03,836 --> 00:59:05,404 does it run every day? 1013 00:59:05,504 --> 00:59:06,614 I can only suppose. 1014 00:59:06,714 --> 00:59:08,073 Bull, what time does it leave? 1015 00:59:08,173 --> 00:59:09,592 Probably... 1016 00:59:10,092 --> 00:59:11,994 Francis, do we take it direct 1017 00:59:12,094 --> 00:59:14,038 or do we have to transfer? 1018 00:59:14,138 --> 00:59:15,789 But how on earth would I know? 1019 00:59:15,889 --> 00:59:17,416 Adrian? 1020 00:59:17,516 --> 00:59:19,501 It's no use asking all these questions, Harry. 1021 00:59:19,601 --> 00:59:21,562 We don't have a train schedule. 1022 00:59:24,773 --> 00:59:26,675 Yeah. 1023 00:59:26,775 --> 00:59:28,569 I think I see what he means. 1024 00:59:40,914 --> 00:59:42,107 Oh, I'm sorry. 1025 00:59:42,207 --> 00:59:43,984 You might try knocking the next time. 1026 00:59:44,084 --> 00:59:46,070 Yeah, look, if you want to, uh, 1027 00:59:46,170 --> 00:59:48,489 I can always wait here in the fireplace. 1028 00:59:48,589 --> 00:59:49,923 It's alright. 1029 00:59:56,263 --> 00:59:58,499 Have you got a train schedule? 1030 00:59:58,599 --> 01:00:00,167 For your escape, you mean? 1031 01:00:00,267 --> 01:00:03,128 No. Just a little light reading. 1032 01:00:03,228 --> 01:00:05,839 I told you, Harry, I'm neutral. 1033 01:00:05,939 --> 01:00:08,592 I will not help you escape. 1034 01:00:08,692 --> 01:00:10,719 Does that mean you want me to stay? 1035 01:00:10,819 --> 01:00:11,904 No. 1036 01:00:16,909 --> 01:00:18,118 Whoa, no. 1037 01:00:23,123 --> 01:00:24,858 Harry! 1038 01:00:24,958 --> 01:00:28,462 There is a rail station in the village. 1039 01:00:33,050 --> 01:00:34,968 If you think my husband's clothes will fit. 1040 01:00:52,319 --> 01:00:54,696 - Buongiorno, contessa. - Buongiorno. 1041 01:01:03,872 --> 01:01:07,067 Uh, do you think it would violate your neutrality 1042 01:01:07,167 --> 01:01:09,153 to tell me, uh, how to say 1043 01:01:09,253 --> 01:01:11,880 schedule for northbound trains in Italian, please? 1044 01:01:13,090 --> 01:01:15,008 Oh, come on, come on. 1045 01:01:16,844 --> 01:01:19,038 L'orario ferroviario per favore. 1046 01:01:19,138 --> 01:01:20,748 Thanks. 1047 01:01:20,848 --> 01:01:23,083 Slowly. 1048 01:01:23,183 --> 01:01:25,627 - L'orario. - L'orario. 1049 01:01:25,727 --> 01:01:27,796 - Ferroviario. - Ferroviario. 1050 01:01:27,896 --> 01:01:29,798 - Per favore. - Per favore. 1051 01:01:29,898 --> 01:01:31,859 - Mm-hm. - It's a cinch. 1052 01:01:52,337 --> 01:01:54,073 I thought you weren't gonna help. 1053 01:01:54,173 --> 01:01:55,799 So did I. 1054 01:01:57,342 --> 01:01:58,994 Uh, we don't have to go right back, do we? 1055 01:01:59,094 --> 01:02:01,830 It's kind of nice. Uh, couldn't we just take a walk? 1056 01:02:01,930 --> 01:02:04,708 Alright. Do you think it's safe? 1057 01:02:04,808 --> 01:02:07,060 Sure, so... so long as I am with you, what? 1058 01:02:11,773 --> 01:02:15,860 It's strange how during war, all the young people disappear. 1059 01:02:19,198 --> 01:02:21,308 You seem kind of quiet. What's the matter? 1060 01:02:21,408 --> 01:02:22,976 - Nothing. - No, look. 1061 01:02:23,076 --> 01:02:25,646 If something's wrong, spill it. 1062 01:02:25,746 --> 01:02:27,748 What are you going to do, Harry? 1063 01:02:29,166 --> 01:02:30,317 Which is to mean when am I leaving? 1064 01:02:30,417 --> 01:02:33,278 I don't know. Pretty soon, I guess. 1065 01:02:33,378 --> 01:02:36,782 I used to think we were very much alike, Harry, 1066 01:02:36,882 --> 01:02:41,161 because we both accepted a rank we hadn't earned. 1067 01:02:41,261 --> 01:02:45,874 But there is still one big difference between us. 1068 01:02:45,974 --> 01:02:48,335 Oh, yeah? What's that? 1069 01:02:48,435 --> 01:02:52,047 You wanted the rank without the responsibility 1070 01:02:52,147 --> 01:02:54,216 and such a thing does not exist. 1071 01:02:54,316 --> 01:02:56,218 What do you mean? I'm a pretty good general. 1072 01:02:56,318 --> 01:02:58,345 You are not a general, Harry. 1073 01:02:58,445 --> 01:03:00,848 You seem 10 enjoy living like one. 1074 01:03:00,948 --> 01:03:02,891 And you will never be a general 1075 01:03:02,991 --> 01:03:06,770 until the day you accept the responsibility. 1076 01:03:06,870 --> 01:03:09,273 When will that day be, Harry? 1077 01:03:09,373 --> 01:03:11,358 Well. 1078 01:03:11,458 --> 01:03:13,861 Let's see, this is September. 1079 01:03:13,961 --> 01:03:16,238 Uh, October, to get the plan down good. 1080 01:03:16,338 --> 01:03:19,741 Uh, November, just to be on the safe side. 1081 01:03:19,841 --> 01:03:22,035 Then maybe we could... 1082 01:03:22,135 --> 01:03:23,345 How about tomorrow? 1083 01:03:24,805 --> 01:03:27,708 Tomorrow? Really tomorrow? 1084 01:03:27,808 --> 01:03:29,309 Yeah, really tomorrow. 1085 01:03:33,230 --> 01:03:37,009 So I was, uh, workin' in this paint store in Caldwell. 1086 01:03:37,109 --> 01:03:38,886 I'd saved up enough money to go to college, 1087 01:03:38,986 --> 01:03:41,180 but I went down to the bank to get the money out, 1088 01:03:41,280 --> 01:03:43,265 the bank had been turned into a garage. 1089 01:03:43,365 --> 01:03:45,726 It happened in Italy too. 1090 01:03:45,826 --> 01:03:48,896 Yeah, then I, uh, I set pins in a bowling alley. 1091 01:03:48,996 --> 01:03:50,939 I sold vacuum cleaners from door to door. 1092 01:03:51,039 --> 01:03:54,067 I went to school nights and finally, 1093 01:03:54,167 --> 01:03:56,403 I got this job workin' for this radio station. 1094 01:03:56,503 --> 01:03:59,781 And just as things were really beginnin' to go well, 1095 01:03:59,881 --> 01:04:01,408 they did it to me again. 1096 01:04:01,508 --> 01:04:03,744 - Did what? - What? They pulled the rug out. 1097 01:04:03,844 --> 01:04:06,121 They got this lottery started called the draft. 1098 01:04:06,221 --> 01:04:08,473 You know, I never won anything in my whole life. 1099 01:04:11,018 --> 01:04:13,795 But I sure hit the jackpot with that one. 1100 01:04:13,895 --> 01:04:15,923 The war will not last forever. 1101 01:04:16,023 --> 01:04:17,841 Oh, yeah, but by the time I get back, 1102 01:04:17,941 --> 01:04:20,844 the guys with the flatfeet and the busted eardrums, 1103 01:04:20,944 --> 01:04:22,429 they'll have everything sewed up. 1104 01:04:22,529 --> 01:04:25,933 Once they find out that they can do it to you, 1105 01:04:26,033 --> 01:04:27,935 they keep on doing it to you. 1106 01:04:28,035 --> 01:04:31,146 Who is doing it to you, Harry? Who's they? 1107 01:04:31,246 --> 01:04:32,940 What do you mean? The guys that get up to the top, 1108 01:04:33,040 --> 01:04:35,234 they pull the ladder up after 'em. 1109 01:04:35,334 --> 01:04:36,902 Why are you so angry? 1110 01:04:37,002 --> 01:04:39,838 You are strong, you are healthy and you're alive. 1111 01:04:41,173 --> 01:04:43,075 This is a rare thing today. 1112 01:04:43,175 --> 01:04:45,160 You haven't had bad luck, Harry. 1113 01:04:45,260 --> 01:04:47,429 You're one of the most fortunate people I know. 1114 01:05:11,370 --> 01:05:12,496 Tomorrow? 1115 01:05:16,083 --> 01:05:18,318 - Tomorrow? - You mean tomorrow, tomorrow? 1116 01:05:18,418 --> 01:05:20,946 You might have told us it would be tomorrow, Harry. 1117 01:05:21,046 --> 01:05:23,865 - I just did. - Oh, yes, but... 1118 01:05:23,965 --> 01:05:24,908 Well, unless you wanna start counting tomorrow 1119 01:05:25,008 --> 01:05:26,201 from sometime next week. 1120 01:05:26,301 --> 01:05:27,786 - No, no. - No, tomorrow's fine. 1121 01:05:27,886 --> 01:05:30,430 - Alright, got it. - At last. 1122 01:05:32,849 --> 01:05:34,334 Okay. 1123 01:05:34,434 --> 01:05:37,045 There's a train leaving here just after midnight. 1124 01:05:37,145 --> 01:05:38,255 It arrives in Cremona at 3:16. 1125 01:05:38,355 --> 01:05:40,507 - Cremona. - Cremona, yeah. 1126 01:05:40,607 --> 01:05:43,051 And we transfer to another train leaving at 3:24 1127 01:05:43,151 --> 01:05:44,219 which arrives at Stresa... 1128 01:05:44,319 --> 01:05:45,512 That's Stresa, Harry. 1129 01:05:45,612 --> 01:05:48,015 Yeah, Stresa on the... You say it. 1130 01:05:48,115 --> 01:05:50,809 - Iago Maggiore. - At 5:16. 1131 01:05:50,909 --> 01:05:52,853 So we hold up until dark, then we cross the lake 1132 01:05:52,953 --> 01:05:54,187 into Switzerland. 1133 01:05:54,287 --> 01:05:55,939 - Ah, - Any questions? 1134 01:05:56,039 --> 01:05:58,025 - No, no. - No. 1135 01:05:58,125 --> 01:05:59,860 Alright, we rendezvous in my room 1136 01:05:59,960 --> 01:06:01,486 tomorrow night at 10 o'clock. 1137 01:06:01,586 --> 01:06:03,488 2200 hours, Harry. 1138 01:06:03,588 --> 01:06:05,507 Yeah, 10 o'clock is close enough. 1139 01:06:10,011 --> 01:06:13,373 Gentlemen, I have wonderful news for you. 1140 01:06:13,473 --> 01:06:16,376 Oh, my God, you don't mean the war's over? 1141 01:06:16,476 --> 01:06:18,378 No, no, it's... it's not any of that. No, no. 1142 01:06:18,478 --> 01:06:19,546 I have been promoted. 1143 01:06:19,646 --> 01:06:22,215 I am now a general also. 1144 01:06:22,315 --> 01:06:24,509 Wow! Congratulations. 1145 01:06:24,609 --> 01:06:26,553 Oh, that's wonderful! 1146 01:06:26,653 --> 01:06:30,265 And to think that I have all of you to thank for it. 1147 01:06:30,365 --> 01:06:32,559 - All of us? - Yes. 1148 01:06:32,659 --> 01:06:35,562 This post has the lowest escape record 1149 01:06:35,662 --> 01:06:37,981 of any camp in all Italy. 1150 01:06:38,081 --> 01:06:39,483 Well, I'm glad we've accomplished something 1151 01:06:39,583 --> 01:06:41,026 while we've been here. 1152 01:06:41,126 --> 01:06:43,195 Of course, my promotion will not be official 1153 01:06:43,295 --> 01:06:45,447 until the day after tomorrow at midnight. 1154 01:06:45,547 --> 01:06:47,866 Now to celebrate this occasion, 1155 01:06:47,966 --> 01:06:51,511 I have thought of arranging a little, uh, party, you know. 1156 01:06:53,430 --> 01:06:55,891 Oh, I think we've got plans to be out that night. 1157 01:07:03,064 --> 01:07:05,258 Ah, you are making a joke, huh? 1158 01:07:05,358 --> 01:07:06,510 - Yeah. - But I am serious, huh? 1159 01:07:06,610 --> 01:07:08,053 I promise you, you are going to have 1160 01:07:08,153 --> 01:07:09,930 a wonderful evening Wednesday. 1161 01:07:10,030 --> 01:07:13,700 - But then at midnight... - Generale Ferrucci. 1162 01:07:15,535 --> 01:07:18,105 It must for to present us the spectacular moment 1163 01:07:18,205 --> 01:07:20,273 of proudness and, and much inflation 1164 01:07:20,373 --> 01:07:22,442 of normal personality too. 1165 01:07:22,542 --> 01:07:24,528 Rossano, thank you, eh? 1166 01:07:24,628 --> 01:07:28,115 Can you imagine when I return to the hotel in Genoa, huh? 1167 01:07:28,215 --> 01:07:30,117 Can you imagine? 1168 01:07:30,217 --> 01:07:31,952 Of course, I will continue to have myself 1169 01:07:32,052 --> 01:07:34,162 called general, you know. 1170 01:07:34,262 --> 01:07:37,124 My mother. La Santa Vecchia. 1171 01:07:37,224 --> 01:07:40,001 Oh, my mother, she will be so proud of me. 1172 01:07:40,101 --> 01:07:44,005 You must excuse me. 1173 01:07:44,105 --> 01:07:46,233 I'm going to go to prepare for the party, eh? 1174 01:07:48,568 --> 01:07:50,362 Oh, Harry, thank you. 1175 01:07:52,572 --> 01:07:54,307 Thank you very much. 1176 01:07:54,407 --> 01:07:56,143 - I'm pleased. - That's very kind. 1177 01:07:56,243 --> 01:07:58,145 - Congratulations. - General. 1178 01:07:58,245 --> 01:07:59,454 Grazie. 1179 01:08:03,208 --> 01:08:04,668 My very dear friends. 1180 01:08:27,274 --> 01:08:31,444 There is a train... 1181 01:08:33,446 --> 01:08:37,350 that goes directly to Stresa day after tomorrow. 1182 01:08:37,450 --> 01:08:39,603 Of course, you do realize the minute we have gone, 1183 01:08:39,703 --> 01:08:41,688 they'll take his promotion away again. 1184 01:08:41,788 --> 01:08:43,398 Yeah, but at least he would have made general 1185 01:08:43,498 --> 01:08:44,958 once in his life. 1186 01:08:47,252 --> 01:08:49,337 And let me tell you, that can be a hell of a lot. 1187 01:08:53,091 --> 01:08:56,219 All those in favor of waiting one more day, raise your hands. 1188 01:09:01,474 --> 01:09:03,101 Plan carries. 1189 01:09:36,551 --> 01:09:39,287 What are you doing here? 1190 01:09:39,387 --> 01:09:41,414 I'm leaving in the morning. 1191 01:09:41,514 --> 01:09:44,417 I thought it best if I were gone when you escaped. 1192 01:09:44,517 --> 01:09:47,504 Considering you'd be using my room tomorrow. 1193 01:09:47,604 --> 01:09:50,674 Tomorrow, uh, yeah, listen. 1194 01:09:50,774 --> 01:09:54,761 Don't worry. I know you are staying. 1195 01:09:54,861 --> 01:09:58,265 Well, it's only one more day. We couldn't do that to Ferrucci. 1196 01:09:58,365 --> 01:10:01,268 I knew you could not resist playing general 1197 01:10:01,368 --> 01:10:03,328 at one last formal party. 1198 01:10:04,871 --> 01:10:06,648 I'm gonna be great. 1199 01:10:06,748 --> 01:10:10,443 A little Château Latour, 1932. 1200 01:10:10,543 --> 01:10:13,280 I'm sorry you're not gonna be there. 1201 01:10:13,380 --> 01:10:15,782 Yes, so am I. 1202 01:10:15,882 --> 01:10:17,801 That's why I came to say goodbye. 1203 01:10:20,428 --> 01:10:24,082 - You didn't tell me. - What? 1204 01:10:24,182 --> 01:10:26,668 Where the passage came out. 1205 01:10:26,768 --> 01:10:29,754 Oh. You noticed, huh? 1206 01:10:29,854 --> 01:10:33,133 Well, it does do away with a lot of small talk. 1207 01:10:33,233 --> 01:10:35,635 I can see why it would. 1208 01:10:35,735 --> 01:10:37,654 You wanna see what else it can do? 1209 01:10:50,208 --> 01:10:51,584 Isn't that amazing? 1210 01:10:54,587 --> 01:10:57,257 Ah, yeah, it's, uh, incredible. 1211 01:10:58,383 --> 01:11:01,328 How did you ever manage... 1212 01:11:01,428 --> 01:11:02,721 to find it? 1213 01:11:04,347 --> 01:11:06,499 I'm an expert. 1214 01:11:06,599 --> 01:11:08,251 Oh, yes, I see. 1215 01:11:08,351 --> 01:11:10,462 Francesca? 1216 01:11:10,562 --> 01:11:13,481 - Yes, Harry. - Tell me how to say goodbye. 1217 01:11:15,608 --> 01:11:18,094 Certainly you've said it before. 1218 01:11:18,194 --> 01:11:20,722 Yeah, but never to a countess. 1219 01:11:20,822 --> 01:11:23,475 I mean, there must be some... 1220 01:11:23,575 --> 01:11:27,187 civilized and elegant way 10 say goodbye to a countess. 1221 01:11:27,287 --> 01:11:29,731 There is. 1222 01:11:29,831 --> 01:11:31,858 And believe me, Harry, 1223 01:11:31,958 --> 01:11:34,694 there is nothing on earth 1224 01:11:34,794 --> 01:11:37,630 more civilized or more elegant. 1225 01:12:11,372 --> 01:12:14,234 That was an impeccable dinner tonight, Enrico. 1226 01:12:14,334 --> 01:12:16,403 I, uh, don't ever remember 1227 01:12:16,503 --> 01:12:18,571 having partridge that well-prepared. 1228 01:12:18,671 --> 01:12:20,323 Thank you, Harry. 1229 01:12:20,423 --> 01:12:23,910 I cannot deny that I made a special effort tonight. 1230 01:12:24,010 --> 01:12:26,705 I might question your choice of the wine, however. 1231 01:12:26,805 --> 01:12:29,290 Uh, that was a Pommard, wasn't it? 1232 01:12:29,390 --> 01:12:30,875 Exactly. 1233 01:12:30,975 --> 01:12:32,585 Yeah, I think we would have been more comfortable 1234 01:12:32,685 --> 01:12:35,422 with a Bordeaux. I think a Bordeaux, uh, 1235 01:12:35,522 --> 01:12:37,424 would have been a trifle less insolent. 1236 01:12:37,524 --> 01:12:39,943 Yes, perhaps you are right, yes. 1237 01:12:46,866 --> 01:12:49,936 Signore generale. Signore generale. 1238 01:12:50,036 --> 01:12:54,274 Rossano, I'm still a colonel until midnight at least. 1239 01:12:54,374 --> 01:12:55,416 Si, signore colonnello. 1240 01:13:09,305 --> 01:13:10,390 Forgive the intrusion. 1241 01:13:12,725 --> 01:13:17,797 I was passing when I saw the light and heard the music. 1242 01:13:17,897 --> 01:13:20,508 Oh, yes, yes, of course. 1243 01:13:20,608 --> 01:13:23,528 - Major Von Steignitz. - Ferrucci. 1244 01:13:32,495 --> 01:13:33,897 The reverence of my sentimentality 1245 01:13:33,997 --> 01:13:35,815 is for to be rarely forgotten. 1246 01:13:35,915 --> 01:13:37,650 When the consequence of advantage 1247 01:13:37,750 --> 01:13:39,961 floods your consequence with a progression... 1248 01:13:41,963 --> 01:13:43,364 I didn't realize that you had 1249 01:13:43,464 --> 01:13:45,867 such distinguished guests, colonel. 1250 01:13:45,967 --> 01:13:47,702 My prisoners, uh, major. 1251 01:13:47,802 --> 01:13:52,499 May I present you Generals, uh, Frigg, Armstrong 1252 01:13:52,599 --> 01:13:56,544 Cox-Roberts, Rochambeau, Mayhew and, uh, Pennypacker. 1253 01:13:56,644 --> 01:13:58,671 Pleasure, gentlemen. 1254 01:13:58,771 --> 01:14:01,800 Uh, won't you join us, uh, major? 1255 01:14:01,900 --> 01:14:04,969 I was under the impression that I already had, colonel. 1256 01:14:05,069 --> 01:14:06,821 Uh, yes. Yes, of course. 1257 01:14:17,457 --> 01:14:20,276 Are you enjoying... 1258 01:14:20,376 --> 01:14:21,794 Italy, general? 1259 01:14:23,671 --> 01:14:26,658 Yeah. And you? 1260 01:14:26,758 --> 01:14:30,328 Of course. It's a country created for foreigners. 1261 01:14:30,428 --> 01:14:32,455 In fact, I sometimes think it's... 1262 01:14:32,555 --> 01:14:34,474 it's a pity to waste it on the Italians. 1263 01:14:36,809 --> 01:14:38,795 The Germans seem to feel that way about 1264 01:14:38,895 --> 01:14:41,840 quite a few countries nowadays, don't they? 1265 01:14:41,940 --> 01:14:44,050 I'm not sure that I appreciate their music, however. 1266 01:14:44,150 --> 01:14:47,053 I mean, Vivaldi has his place, I suppose, 1267 01:14:47,153 --> 01:14:51,057 but Bach did this sort of thing so much better. 1268 01:14:51,157 --> 01:14:55,562 Uh, colonel, aren't your musicians up to playing Bach? 1269 01:14:55,662 --> 01:14:57,814 Well, it's just... 1270 01:14:57,914 --> 01:15:01,359 Oh, but if you prefer it. 1271 01:15:01,459 --> 01:15:04,487 Oh, wait a minute. Major, the colonel likes Vivaldi 1272 01:15:04,587 --> 01:15:06,673 and after all, we are both guests here. 1273 01:15:10,093 --> 01:15:12,328 Perhaps someday you will do me 1274 01:15:12,428 --> 01:15:15,039 the honor of being my guests, hm? 1275 01:15:15,139 --> 01:15:17,959 If that day ever comes, you might force me to do something 1276 01:15:18,059 --> 01:15:20,545 that I would really regret. 1277 01:15:20,645 --> 01:15:23,840 And what would that be, general? 1278 01:15:23,940 --> 01:15:26,025 Listen to Bach. 1279 01:15:28,736 --> 01:15:30,655 That's excellent. Excellent. 1280 01:15:34,701 --> 01:15:38,813 The moment has arrived. 1281 01:15:38,913 --> 01:15:41,065 The glorious moment. 1282 01:15:41,165 --> 01:15:43,876 Rossano, you may do the honors. Pozzallo, you may assist. 1283 01:15:49,757 --> 01:15:51,951 - Congratulations. - Congratulations, general. 1284 01:15:52,051 --> 01:15:54,762 - Congratulations, Enrico. - Thank you very much. 1285 01:16:01,227 --> 01:16:03,463 Pozzallo. 1286 01:16:03,563 --> 01:16:07,050 - Signore generale. - Good show, Enrico. 1287 01:16:07,150 --> 01:16:09,844 You see, I have just been promoted, major. 1288 01:16:09,944 --> 01:16:12,639 As of this moment, I am now a general. 1289 01:16:12,739 --> 01:16:15,058 That is the reason for this little celebration. 1290 01:16:15,158 --> 01:16:17,702 Oh. Congratulations, general. 1291 01:16:19,787 --> 01:16:21,581 Uh, champagne, we must have champagne. 1292 01:16:23,249 --> 01:16:25,568 Gentlemen. 1293 01:16:25,668 --> 01:16:29,614 Gentlemen, General Ferrucci is not the only one 1294 01:16:29,714 --> 01:16:32,033 who has been waiting for midnight. 1295 01:16:32,133 --> 01:16:33,634 Herr Gruber. 1296 01:16:36,262 --> 01:16:37,764 Essh. 1297 01:16:45,813 --> 01:16:47,715 "At the hour of midnight 1298 01:16:47,815 --> 01:16:51,594 "on the day of Wednesday, September 8, 1943, 1299 01:16:51,694 --> 01:16:53,721 "the military forces of Italy 1300 01:16:53,821 --> 01:16:56,849 "announce their unconditional surrender to the enemy armies 1301 01:16:56,949 --> 01:16:59,519 of the Western alliance.” 1302 01:16:59,619 --> 01:17:00,787 Surrender? 1303 01:17:02,622 --> 01:17:05,625 But I, I've just have been made the general. 1304 01:17:07,668 --> 01:17:10,530 "It has therefore been ordered that all territories 1305 01:17:10,630 --> 01:17:13,825 "formerly under Italian authority will now be considered 1306 01:17:13,925 --> 01:17:17,720 under the jurisdiction of the Fuhrer and the Third Reich." 1307 01:17:21,307 --> 01:17:25,044 Gentlemen, you are now my prisoners 1308 01:17:25,144 --> 01:17:27,880 and you will prepare to move out immediately. 1309 01:17:27,980 --> 01:17:30,550 General Ferrucci, you will surrender all weapons 1310 01:17:30,650 --> 01:17:33,236 and stand with the others. 1311 01:17:34,946 --> 01:17:38,599 General Frigg, it seems you will be listening to Bach 1312 01:17:38,699 --> 01:17:41,077 much sooner than you imagined. 1313 01:18:47,393 --> 01:18:50,588 Good morning, gentlemen. 1314 01:18:50,688 --> 01:18:53,633 I apologize for the uncomfortable journey. 1315 01:18:53,733 --> 01:18:55,176 You will be given the rest of today and tonight 1316 01:18:55,276 --> 01:18:57,929 to recover your 1317 01:18:58,029 --> 01:19:00,973 how shall I say it, your sense of humor 1318 01:19:01,073 --> 01:19:02,642 before the main business begins. 1319 01:19:02,742 --> 01:19:04,811 What business is that, major? 1320 01:19:04,911 --> 01:19:07,188 Oh, uh, this camp is not your permanent place 1321 01:19:07,288 --> 01:19:08,856 of detention, general. 1322 01:19:08,956 --> 01:19:11,609 This is a German interrogation center in Northern Italy 1323 01:19:11,709 --> 01:19:14,779 for enemy officers above the rank of captain. 1324 01:19:14,879 --> 01:19:18,116 How long do we have to stay here? 1325 01:19:18,216 --> 01:19:22,245 Mm, for as long as it's necessary. 1326 01:19:22,345 --> 01:19:24,664 The last group, uh, we entertained 1327 01:19:24,764 --> 01:19:26,666 proved most cooperative 1328 01:19:26,766 --> 01:19:30,169 and they were sent along after quite a short time. 1329 01:19:30,269 --> 01:19:35,174 Of course, even the short time here sometimes seems quite long. 1330 01:19:35,274 --> 01:19:39,011 But that, uh, that will be up to you, won't it? 1331 01:19:39,111 --> 01:19:42,223 Now look here, Major Steignitz... 1332 01:19:42,323 --> 01:19:45,977 - Von Steignitz, please. - Von Steignitz. 1333 01:19:46,077 --> 01:19:47,812 May I respectfully remind you 1334 01:19:47,912 --> 01:19:50,356 of the Geneva Convention on prisoners of war 1335 01:19:50,456 --> 01:19:55,695 signed by your country, 27 July, 19297 1336 01:19:55,795 --> 01:19:59,198 Uh, Geneva Convention? 1337 01:19:59,298 --> 01:20:01,075 Title I, Article 5. 1338 01:20:01,175 --> 01:20:03,661 No coercion of any sort shall be inflicted 1339 01:20:03,761 --> 01:20:06,372 in securing any information. 1340 01:20:06,472 --> 01:20:08,374 You appear to be quite conversant 1341 01:20:08,474 --> 01:20:11,377 on the subject, general. May I see that, please? 1342 01:20:11,477 --> 01:20:13,045 Certainly, major. 1343 01:20:13,145 --> 01:20:15,381 I can't imagine 1344 01:20:15,481 --> 01:20:18,050 what you might have heard about us, gentlemen. 1345 01:20:18,150 --> 01:20:21,304 Undoubtedly that we all are Nazis. 1346 01:20:21,404 --> 01:20:23,848 But let me assure you 1347 01:20:23,948 --> 01:20:26,225 that nothing could be further from the truth. 1348 01:20:26,325 --> 01:20:29,353 In strictest fact, there are very few Nazis. 1349 01:20:29,453 --> 01:20:32,940 Most ordinary men, doing their duty for their country 1350 01:20:33,040 --> 01:20:36,152 just as you gentlemen are doing. 1351 01:20:36,252 --> 01:20:40,656 And now, that we have cleared that up, 1352 01:20:40,756 --> 01:20:43,009 let me assure you of something else. 1353 01:20:44,343 --> 01:20:48,247 It just so happens that I am a Nazi. 1354 01:20:48,347 --> 01:20:53,252 I've always been a Nazi and I will always be a Nazi. 1355 01:20:53,352 --> 01:20:58,190 Therefore, concerning your Geneva Convention? 1356 01:21:07,199 --> 01:21:10,895 And now let me tell you about our convention 1357 01:21:10,995 --> 01:21:13,272 governing prisoners of war. 1358 01:21:13,372 --> 01:21:18,236 Article 1, anyone disobeying an order, 1359 01:21:18,336 --> 01:21:22,114 any order, will be shot immediately. 1360 01:21:22,214 --> 01:21:24,283 Article 2... 1361 01:21:24,383 --> 01:21:27,328 Oh, uh, I think there is no Article 2. 1362 01:21:27,428 --> 01:21:30,389 Article 1 seems to cover everything. 1363 01:21:32,850 --> 01:21:35,853 And, uh, now the question of escape. 1364 01:21:37,229 --> 01:21:39,106 Will you please follow me, gentlemen? 1365 01:21:41,400 --> 01:21:44,945 That was an order, gentlemen. Don't forget Article 1. 1366 01:21:48,282 --> 01:21:50,476 I direct your attention to the guards. 1367 01:21:50,576 --> 01:21:52,536 They've been carefully selected. 1368 01:22:01,212 --> 01:22:05,283 If he had missed, he would have been sent to Russia. 1369 01:22:05,383 --> 01:22:07,994 You will be kept under constant surveillance during the day 1370 01:22:08,094 --> 01:22:10,371 and be subject to a complete inspection 1371 01:22:10,471 --> 01:22:12,748 every 15 minutes at night. 1372 01:22:12,848 --> 01:22:14,208 Oh, in addition, 1373 01:22:14,308 --> 01:22:17,253 those men you see up there in those towers, 1374 01:22:17,353 --> 01:22:19,422 their machine guns and searchlights command 1375 01:22:19,522 --> 01:22:23,050 every square meter of this enclosure. 1376 01:22:23,150 --> 01:22:27,888 Uh, the fence is constructed of barbed wire, 1377 01:22:27,988 --> 01:22:32,451 but such a safeguard is really not necessary. 1378 01:22:35,454 --> 01:22:38,190 The power is kept on 24 hours a day 1379 01:22:38,290 --> 01:22:41,027 and I alone control it. 1380 01:22:41,127 --> 01:22:43,404 Oh, gentlemen, 1381 01:22:43,504 --> 01:22:47,033 if you attempt to tunnel your way out, 1382 01:22:47,133 --> 01:22:50,369 you should know that a generous supply of landmines 1383 01:22:50,469 --> 01:22:55,516 has been planted at various depths beneath the fence. 1384 01:22:59,895 --> 01:23:04,884 Of course, we cannot stop you from digging 1385 01:23:04,984 --> 01:23:06,427 if your fingernails are strong. 1386 01:23:06,527 --> 01:23:09,096 But if the interrogation proceeds slowly, 1387 01:23:09,196 --> 01:23:11,157 you may not even have those. 1388 01:23:13,659 --> 01:23:16,812 That does it. I gotta get out of here. 1389 01:23:16,912 --> 01:23:18,272 Harry. 1390 01:23:18,372 --> 01:23:20,107 Nah, this wasn't part of the deal. 1391 01:23:20,207 --> 01:23:22,985 - I don't belong here. - Oh. How's that, general? 1392 01:23:23,085 --> 01:23:26,280 - Harry, will you calm down? - Calm down? 1393 01:23:26,380 --> 01:23:28,407 Oh, sure. See, that's easy for you to say. 1394 01:23:28,507 --> 01:23:30,576 Tomorrow they're gonna start, you know, with, uh, 1395 01:23:30,676 --> 01:23:33,579 with razors and whips and the cigarettes between the toes. 1396 01:23:33,679 --> 01:23:37,124 And, uh, if you break down, you got somethin' to tell 'em. 1397 01:23:37,224 --> 01:23:39,293 But what about me? I don't know anything! 1398 01:23:39,393 --> 01:23:43,047 I'm not a general. I'm not even an officer. 1399 01:23:43,147 --> 01:23:45,091 I'm nothing but a lousy buck private. 1400 01:23:45,191 --> 01:23:48,552 Perhaps you had better explain yourself, general. 1401 01:23:48,652 --> 01:23:51,263 I'm a buck private. Not even First Class. 1402 01:23:51,363 --> 01:23:53,599 And they sent me to... to help these guys get out of here 1403 01:23:53,699 --> 01:23:55,976 'cause I was always busting stockade, but this. 1404 01:23:56,076 --> 01:23:57,978 Well, for... 1405 01:23:58,078 --> 01:24:03,109 Fellas, I give back bein' a general. Hm? 1406 01:24:03,209 --> 01:24:06,112 - Meet Private Frigg. - Pull yourself together, man. 1407 01:24:06,212 --> 01:24:10,366 If that can be verified, you will be transferred 1408 01:24:10,466 --> 01:24:12,993 to a camp for enlisted men immediately. 1409 01:24:13,093 --> 01:24:15,955 Well, it sure as hell can. 1410 01:24:16,055 --> 01:24:18,474 Call Ike. He'll tell ya. 1411 01:24:25,481 --> 01:24:27,299 I'm sorry, fellas, but I just didn't bargain 1412 01:24:27,399 --> 01:24:29,360 for anything like this. 1413 01:24:36,742 --> 01:24:42,148 Gentlemen, unless there are any more confessions, 1414 01:24:42,248 --> 01:24:45,092 Lieutenant Gruber will now show you to your quarters. 1415 01:24:45,292 --> 01:24:47,745 It will shortly be time for your breakfast. 1416 01:24:48,945 --> 01:24:50,489 Eat it slowly. 1417 01:24:50,589 --> 01:24:53,609 We do not serve either lunch or dinner. 1418 01:26:27,394 --> 01:26:30,089 He stole my watch. 1419 01:26:30,189 --> 01:26:32,007 Francis, did you get that exact time? 1420 01:26:32,107 --> 01:26:34,718 Yeah, 9 minutes and 40 seconds since the last inspection. 1421 01:26:34,818 --> 01:26:36,762 That's what I was afraid of. It's not every 15 minutes 1422 01:26:36,862 --> 01:26:38,556 exactly. It's whenever they feel like it. 1423 01:26:38,656 --> 01:26:42,434 Every army is the same, mon vieux, even the Boche. 1424 01:26:42,534 --> 01:26:44,186 That doesn't make it any easier for us. 1425 01:26:44,286 --> 01:26:46,230 We've gotta find some way out of here and tonight. 1426 01:26:46,330 --> 01:26:48,315 I wonder what Harry would have done. 1427 01:26:48,415 --> 01:26:50,442 I suggest you forget about Harry. 1428 01:26:50,542 --> 01:26:52,736 Poor man simply wasn't an officer. 1429 01:26:52,836 --> 01:26:55,614 - You knew it all along, right? - Of course not. 1430 01:26:55,714 --> 01:26:57,449 But in the end, it was bound to tell. 1431 01:26:57,549 --> 01:26:59,326 You must admit, there was something 1432 01:26:59,426 --> 01:27:01,120 extraordinary about him. 1433 01:27:01,220 --> 01:27:03,539 Yeah. For an enlisted man, he had all of us generals 1434 01:27:03,639 --> 01:27:05,124 hopping around pretty good. 1435 01:27:05,224 --> 01:27:06,500 Don't you think those stars on his shoulder 1436 01:27:06,600 --> 01:27:08,168 had something to do with it, old man? 1437 01:27:08,268 --> 01:27:10,796 I don't know. I've never gotten mine to work that well. 1438 01:27:10,896 --> 01:27:13,465 We don't have much time. Any suggestions? 1439 01:27:13,565 --> 01:27:16,552 Well, I'd say a tunnel is definitely out. 1440 01:27:16,652 --> 01:27:18,512 After all, landmines are a bit much. 1441 01:27:18,612 --> 01:27:19,805 Well, that seems to leave the fence. 1442 01:27:19,905 --> 01:27:21,307 We could probably lift it high enough 1443 01:27:21,407 --> 01:27:22,641 to wiggle under it if it weren't hot. 1444 01:27:22,741 --> 01:27:24,059 But it is hot. 1445 01:27:24,159 --> 01:27:25,352 So I suggest we investigate 1446 01:27:25,452 --> 01:27:27,229 the possibilities of a short circuit. 1447 01:27:27,329 --> 01:27:31,150 No. The... the problem is to find the main power supply. 1448 01:27:31,250 --> 01:27:32,359 It cannot be very far. 1449 01:27:32,459 --> 01:27:34,111 Calls for a diversionary action. 1450 01:27:34,211 --> 01:27:36,238 Something to draw the fire here at Point Charlie 1451 01:27:36,338 --> 01:27:37,573 until the juice goes off. 1452 01:27:37,673 --> 01:27:38,782 Those of us who can still travel 1453 01:27:38,882 --> 01:27:40,659 will hit the fence here in Easy Sector. 1454 01:27:40,759 --> 01:27:42,661 What would you estimate the casualties? 1455 01:27:42,761 --> 01:27:45,664 We'd better count on, uh, 25%. 1456 01:27:45,764 --> 01:27:46,890 Oh, yes, at least. 1457 01:27:49,768 --> 01:27:51,337 What are you saying? 1458 01:27:51,437 --> 01:27:54,506 Twenty five percent is not just a... just a number. 1459 01:27:54,606 --> 01:27:57,843 It is us. One and a half of us. 1460 01:27:57,943 --> 01:28:00,346 But no one is forcing you to go, general. 1461 01:28:00,446 --> 01:28:02,348 If it's the fraction that's bothering you, 1462 01:28:02,448 --> 01:28:03,766 perhaps you'd better stay. 1463 01:28:03,866 --> 01:28:05,684 Might I remind you, general, 1464 01:28:05,784 --> 01:28:07,811 that if it hadn't been for your promotion, 1465 01:28:07,911 --> 01:28:09,396 none of this would've happened. 1466 01:28:09,496 --> 01:28:11,523 - Yes. - Ah, ah, ah, ah. 1467 01:28:11,623 --> 01:28:13,233 Please don't blame it on me, no. 1468 01:28:13,333 --> 01:28:14,693 Because if you had escaped when you should have, 1469 01:28:14,793 --> 01:28:16,195 I would not have been made a general 1470 01:28:16,295 --> 01:28:17,363 and I would not be here now. 1471 01:28:17,463 --> 01:28:18,781 - Ah, basta! - Charming. 1472 01:28:18,881 --> 01:28:20,699 Gentlemen, please! 1473 01:28:20,799 --> 01:28:24,787 Now all those agreeing to try the fence, raise your hands. 1474 01:28:24,887 --> 01:28:26,889 Enrico, you're entitled to vote now. 1475 01:28:29,516 --> 01:28:31,518 Alright, the plan carries. 1476 01:28:33,312 --> 01:28:35,214 Where do you think you're going? 1477 01:28:35,314 --> 01:28:37,216 To find the main power source. 1478 01:28:37,316 --> 01:28:38,384 Well, somebody has to. 1479 01:28:38,484 --> 01:28:40,511 Look, Newton, please, I will go. 1480 01:28:40,611 --> 01:28:42,429 - No, no. - I will volunteer. I go... 1481 01:28:42,529 --> 01:28:44,264 - No, please. I insist... - I'd better do it. Maybe... 1482 01:28:44,364 --> 01:28:47,851 Be careful, eh? Buona fortuna. 1483 01:28:47,951 --> 01:28:49,395 - Grazie. - Prego. 1484 01:28:49,495 --> 01:28:51,622 - Wait until the light goes by. - Right. 1485 01:29:00,631 --> 01:29:02,658 It's suicide, I tell you. Suicide. 1486 01:29:02,758 --> 01:29:05,744 What do you suggest? Waiting a few years 'til the war's over? 1487 01:29:05,844 --> 01:29:07,454 Well, perhaps the Germans will surrender 1488 01:29:07,554 --> 01:29:09,415 then the Japanese will get us. 1489 01:29:09,515 --> 01:29:12,209 Shh. Someone's coming. Into bed, quick. 1490 01:29:12,309 --> 01:29:14,336 Yes, but Armstrong's bed is empty. 1491 01:29:14,436 --> 01:29:16,213 Well, maybe they won't notice. Get into... 1492 01:29:16,313 --> 01:29:18,757 - Do you mind... - Bed. 1493 01:29:18,857 --> 01:29:20,192 Thank you. 1494 01:29:34,373 --> 01:29:36,875 Somebody is playing hooky around this place. 1495 01:29:38,794 --> 01:29:41,613 - Hi, guys. - Harry. 1496 01:29:41,713 --> 01:29:43,215 Shh. Shh! 1497 01:29:45,551 --> 01:29:47,745 But... but, uh, how did you... 1498 01:29:47,845 --> 01:29:50,622 Well, it is tough getting out, but it's a snap 1499 01:29:50,722 --> 01:29:52,332 getting back in 'cause they're not set up for it. 1500 01:29:52,432 --> 01:29:54,418 Especially when you're dressed for the occasion. 1501 01:29:54,518 --> 01:29:56,920 How do you like it, huh? Hm? 1502 01:29:57,020 --> 01:29:59,940 Notice the, uh, insolent slope to the shoulder. 1503 01:30:03,318 --> 01:30:06,513 Well, what's the matter? 1504 01:30:06,613 --> 01:30:08,574 Didn't you guys think I was comin' back? 1505 01:30:10,325 --> 01:30:11,518 Tsk. Where's Bull? 1506 01:30:11,618 --> 01:30:13,312 He's out lookin' for the power plant. 1507 01:30:13,412 --> 01:30:15,814 Oh, what is he doin'? Playing commando again? 1508 01:30:15,914 --> 01:30:17,316 He'd better get his butt back in here 1509 01:30:17,416 --> 01:30:18,942 or he's gonna muck up the plan. 1510 01:30:19,042 --> 01:30:21,403 Have you something specific in mind, Harry? 1511 01:30:21,503 --> 01:30:23,822 Yeah, if you're willing to take orders from a private. 1512 01:30:23,922 --> 01:30:26,325 I don't care if you're a civilian. 1513 01:30:26,425 --> 01:30:27,993 Well, what about the rest of you guys? 1514 01:30:28,093 --> 01:30:29,912 We'll do whatever you say, Harry. 1515 01:30:30,012 --> 01:30:31,805 - Good. - Someone's coming. 1516 01:30:41,106 --> 01:30:43,926 It's alright. It's me. 1517 01:30:44,026 --> 01:30:45,469 What about the generator? 1518 01:30:45,569 --> 01:30:47,262 I found it. It's in back of the latrine. 1519 01:30:47,362 --> 01:30:48,780 Yes, it would be. 1520 01:30:49,907 --> 01:30:51,850 - Hi, Bull. - Hi, Harry. 1521 01:30:51,950 --> 01:30:55,521 Harry! What the hell? How did you get back here? 1522 01:30:55,621 --> 01:30:57,523 Oh, later, later. We haven't got enough time. 1523 01:30:57,623 --> 01:30:58,857 What are you doing? 1524 01:30:58,957 --> 01:31:00,734 Here, help me out of this, will you? 1525 01:31:00,834 --> 01:31:02,361 Put this under your mattress. 1526 01:31:02,461 --> 01:31:04,988 Now, Harry, if you were planning to come back, 1527 01:31:05,088 --> 01:31:06,907 why did you go in the first place? 1528 01:31:07,007 --> 01:31:08,867 Well, because they had us pinned down here. 1529 01:31:08,967 --> 01:31:10,869 They were watchin' seven guys, right? 1530 01:31:10,969 --> 01:31:12,538 Except I made it six. Now it's seven again, 1531 01:31:12,638 --> 01:31:14,373 so we got an extra pair of hands. 1532 01:31:14,473 --> 01:31:16,750 - What do you want us to do? - Nothing. Just relax. 1533 01:31:16,850 --> 01:31:18,877 So long as they can count six bodies in here, 1534 01:31:18,977 --> 01:31:22,105 why, uh, they won't be expecting anything and I can move around. 1535 01:31:29,154 --> 01:31:32,933 I say, that sounds rather promising. 1536 01:31:33,033 --> 01:31:35,519 Don't go away. 1537 01:31:35,619 --> 01:31:37,329 An odd sort of chap. 1538 01:33:06,793 --> 01:33:09,529 - Who wears a fat size? - I'm afraid I do. 1539 01:33:09,629 --> 01:33:11,156 Where do you keep getting those? 1540 01:33:11,256 --> 01:33:13,617 You mean, you're pinching one of those for each of us? 1541 01:33:13,717 --> 01:33:14,868 Yeah. 1542 01:33:14,968 --> 01:33:16,495 Not too tight in the collar for me, 1543 01:33:16,595 --> 01:33:17,829 if you don't mind. I chafe. 1544 01:33:17,929 --> 01:33:20,415 - Yeah, well, you would. - The guard. 1545 01:33:20,515 --> 01:33:22,476 - Hey! - It's time for another check. 1546 01:33:26,104 --> 01:33:27,606 Good Lord, we're one too many. 1547 01:34:58,655 --> 01:35:01,808 This is yours, Harry. We've all got one. 1548 01:35:01,908 --> 01:35:04,911 Oh, yeah? I guess I lost count. Boy, am I bushed? 1549 01:35:07,247 --> 01:35:09,524 - Well, what next, Harry? - The generator. 1550 01:35:09,624 --> 01:35:12,110 - They keep it guarded. - Oh, yeah? How many? 1551 01:35:12,210 --> 01:35:14,780 Just one, but the door's locked. 1552 01:35:14,880 --> 01:35:17,532 We'll wait 'til he goes to sleep. 1553 01:35:17,632 --> 01:35:20,202 - Who? - Steignitz. He's got the key. 1554 01:35:20,302 --> 01:35:22,554 But how are you going to do that? 1555 01:35:24,055 --> 01:35:25,307 Harry? 1556 01:35:27,893 --> 01:35:30,170 I don't believe it. 1557 01:35:30,270 --> 01:35:31,938 The man's asleep. 1558 01:35:49,039 --> 01:35:51,817 Ecco, it is out. 1559 01:35:51,917 --> 01:35:55,419 Harry, it is out. 1560 01:35:58,173 --> 01:36:00,826 Oh, boy, so was I. 1561 01:36:00,926 --> 01:36:02,744 Alright, you guys know what to do, huh? 1562 01:36:02,844 --> 01:36:04,996 You wait for the next check, then get into the monkey suits 1563 01:36:05,096 --> 01:36:06,790 and hold tight. 1564 01:36:06,890 --> 01:36:08,750 You know, when the, uh, juice goes, 1565 01:36:08,850 --> 01:36:10,585 this place is really gonna come alive. 1566 01:36:10,685 --> 01:36:11,962 They're gonna come in here first, so that means 1567 01:36:12,062 --> 01:36:13,672 you gotta go out on the double. 1568 01:36:13,772 --> 01:36:16,191 Bull, here are the wire clips. 1569 01:36:17,943 --> 01:36:19,177 - Where'd you get these? - The PX. 1570 01:36:19,277 --> 01:36:20,679 You know, they got everything in there. 1571 01:36:20,779 --> 01:36:22,597 They got Gillette blades, Ritz Crackers, 1572 01:36:22,697 --> 01:36:24,141 Wiener Schnitzel. Where was 1? 1573 01:36:24,241 --> 01:36:26,309 - The fence. - Oh, yeah. The fence. Okay. 1574 01:36:26,409 --> 01:36:28,645 You guys know the spot we picked, right? 1575 01:36:28,745 --> 01:36:30,021 When the lights go, you go to that. 1576 01:36:30,121 --> 01:36:32,999 And after that, no changes in plans. Okay? 1577 01:36:34,876 --> 01:36:36,878 Whatever you say, general. 1578 01:36:39,756 --> 01:36:42,159 Did you say general? 1579 01:36:42,259 --> 01:36:44,636 Yes, sir. And thank you, sir. 1580 01:36:47,138 --> 01:36:49,224 Yeah, it kind of grows on you. 1581 01:38:27,989 --> 01:38:29,491 Major Von Steignitz. 1582 01:38:30,909 --> 01:38:32,118 Hello? 1583 01:39:09,406 --> 01:39:10,573 Gruber. 1584 01:39:12,409 --> 01:39:13,868 Gruber. 1585 01:39:33,596 --> 01:39:35,181 Gut morgen. 1586 01:39:40,520 --> 01:39:42,604 Gruber! 1587 01:39:58,204 --> 01:39:59,581 Ow. 1588 01:41:03,394 --> 01:41:06,064 - Karl? - Ah, yeah. 1589 01:44:03,700 --> 01:44:06,603 Oh, a nice try. 1590 01:44:06,703 --> 01:44:09,314 But you must have known it couldn't succeed. 1591 01:44:09,414 --> 01:44:11,065 And my men will have found your comrades 1592 01:44:11,165 --> 01:44:13,318 by the time we get back. 1593 01:44:13,418 --> 01:44:15,320 You wanna bet? 1594 01:44:15,420 --> 01:44:17,488 Great going, Harry boy. It worked. 1595 01:44:17,588 --> 01:44:19,782 - Like a charm. - You are a genius, Harry. 1596 01:44:19,882 --> 01:44:21,242 A genius. 1597 01:44:21,342 --> 01:44:24,245 Oh, uh, which... which is it really? 1598 01:44:24,345 --> 01:44:26,664 - General or private? - Little bit of both. 1599 01:44:26,764 --> 01:44:28,333 What are we gonna do with him, Harry? 1600 01:44:28,433 --> 01:44:30,209 Well, if we run into trouble, we might need him. 1601 01:44:30,309 --> 01:44:32,837 Let's Kill him and take our chances. 1602 01:44:32,937 --> 01:44:34,380 What do you guys say? 1603 01:44:34,480 --> 01:44:36,090 I can't say I care one way or the other. 1604 01:44:36,190 --> 01:44:37,634 What do you say, Harry? 1605 01:44:37,734 --> 01:44:41,137 Well, a dead Nazi. I must say, it is tempting. 1606 01:44:41,237 --> 01:44:42,655 The plan carries. 1607 01:44:43,948 --> 01:44:46,100 Nazi? Who... who is a Nazi? 1608 01:44:46,200 --> 01:44:48,411 I... I'm not... I'm not a Nazi. 1609 01:44:49,787 --> 01:44:51,648 It just so happens that I'm Swiss. 1610 01:44:51,748 --> 01:44:54,625 I've always been Swiss and I will always be Swiss. 1611 01:45:10,475 --> 01:45:12,210 When are you going to ask, Harry? 1612 01:45:12,310 --> 01:45:13,503 Hm? Ask what? What? 1613 01:45:13,603 --> 01:45:15,546 Why I had you assigned to my command. 1614 01:45:15,646 --> 01:45:18,633 Oh, yeah, well, you know, I figured it was something 1615 01:45:18,733 --> 01:45:21,511 that was just so filthy rotten 1616 01:45:21,611 --> 01:45:23,388 that I wasn't that anxious to find out. 1617 01:45:23,488 --> 01:45:25,807 Harry. 1618 01:45:25,907 --> 01:45:28,434 Actually, it isn't anything I can order you to do. 1619 01:45:28,534 --> 01:45:30,687 Those are the worst kind. 1620 01:45:30,787 --> 01:45:34,232 But it just so happens we're establishing a network 1621 01:45:34,332 --> 01:45:37,151 of Armed Forces radio stations all over Europe 1622 01:45:37,251 --> 01:45:39,404 and I noted that in your dossier 1623 01:45:39,504 --> 01:45:42,573 that you'd done that type of work stateside. 1624 01:45:42,673 --> 01:45:44,200 So I thought you might be interested 1625 01:45:44,300 --> 01:45:45,827 in setting one up here in Northern Italy. 1626 01:45:45,927 --> 01:45:48,579 - You're kidding! - I'm not kidding. 1627 01:45:48,679 --> 01:45:52,250 That's why we're here. To scout around for location. 1628 01:45:52,350 --> 01:45:54,811 - What's the catch? - No catch. That's it. 1629 01:45:57,271 --> 01:45:58,840 I don't think that's anything 1630 01:45:58,940 --> 01:46:02,468 that a sergeant could really, uh, handle. 1631 01:46:02,568 --> 01:46:05,888 Shall we say second lieutenant? 1632 01:46:05,988 --> 01:46:07,598 What about it, Harry? 1633 01:46:07,698 --> 01:46:09,600 Do you want to accept the assignment? 1634 01:46:09,700 --> 01:46:12,829 Oh, for goodness sake, Homer, I mean, what are friends for? 1635 01:46:14,413 --> 01:46:17,942 Hey, fellas, whoa. That's where we were. 1636 01:46:18,042 --> 01:46:20,419 Hey, Homer, have I got time to go in for a minute? 1637 01:46:22,338 --> 01:46:23,781 Yes. I guess we've got a few minutes. 1638 01:46:23,881 --> 01:46:25,466 Go ahead. 1639 01:46:37,979 --> 01:46:39,397 Hey, contessa? 1640 01:46:40,523 --> 01:46:41,691 Contessa. 1641 01:46:43,693 --> 01:46:44,986 Hey, contessal! 1642 01:47:03,337 --> 01:47:06,632 - Hi, countess. - General. 1643 01:47:07,925 --> 01:47:09,827 Not exactly. 1644 01:47:09,927 --> 01:47:12,597 But it's gonna be second looey in a couple of weeks. 1645 01:47:14,599 --> 01:47:16,959 What happened? I mean, everything's all boarded up 1646 01:47:17,059 --> 01:47:19,003 and all this stuff? 1647 01:47:19,103 --> 01:47:21,063 These are very difficult times. 1648 01:47:22,106 --> 01:47:23,566 Oh, yeah. 1649 01:47:25,776 --> 01:47:29,806 You were kind to send word that you were safe. 1650 01:47:29,906 --> 01:47:32,475 Are the others alright? Do you see them? 1651 01:47:32,575 --> 01:47:34,076 Oh, uh, yeah. 1652 01:47:37,413 --> 01:47:39,565 They're still generals, of course. 1653 01:47:39,665 --> 01:47:40,958 Of course. 1654 01:47:48,633 --> 01:47:52,328 Oh, Harry, Harry. I was so afraid. 1655 01:47:52,428 --> 01:47:54,580 - Me too. - That everything would be... 1656 01:47:54,680 --> 01:47:56,499 I thought, you know, if I wasn't a general... 1657 01:47:56,599 --> 01:47:58,643 That... that all of this would be too... 1658 01:48:02,980 --> 01:48:06,467 - Can you stay? - Well, just for a minute. 1659 01:48:06,567 --> 01:48:10,346 See, we're setting up this radio station... 1660 01:48:10,446 --> 01:48:12,573 and we're lookin' for this place... 1661 01:48:21,415 --> 01:48:23,793 Hey, Homer! Homer! 1662 01:48:25,503 --> 01:48:26,696 Yes? 1663 01:48:26,796 --> 01:48:29,031 I just figured out where we'll put it! 1664 01:48:29,131 --> 01:48:30,908 Wait a minute, I'll be right down. 1665 01:48:31,008 --> 01:48:34,412 Fine, Harry. 1666 01:48:34,512 --> 01:48:36,681 He just figured out where we'll put it. 1667 01:48:39,850 --> 01:48:43,004 Oh, we'll have this place put together in no time. 1668 01:48:43,104 --> 01:48:44,839 We'll charge 'em rent. Double rent. 1669 01:48:44,939 --> 01:48:47,091 Well, you're gonna have to move out of the big house again. 1670 01:48:47,291 --> 01:48:48,818 Well, with all those guys hangin' around, 1671 01:48:48,918 --> 01:48:50,428 it wouldn't have been too much fun, anyway. 1672 01:48:50,528 --> 01:48:52,314 We can move into the gatehouse. 1673 01:48:52,415 --> 01:48:54,713 - It's very cozy there. - Yeah. 1674 01:48:54,814 --> 01:48:56,033 Oh, that reminds me... 1675 01:48:56,133 --> 01:48:58,305 First thing, I'm gonna seal off that fireplace. 1676 01:48:58,405 --> 01:49:01,214 Oh, yes. No more surprises. 1677 01:49:01,914 --> 01:49:03,441 I know it's gonna be kind of a letdown 1678 01:49:03,541 --> 01:49:04,942 being married to a second looey, but... 1679 01:49:05,042 --> 01:49:08,404 Oh, I won't be able to show my face. 1680 01:49:08,504 --> 01:49:11,032 It won't be too long before I get those stars back. 1681 01:49:11,632 --> 01:49:14,118 Ooh, we gotta get the paintings hung back up again. 1682 01:49:14,218 --> 01:49:16,746 That Tintoretto that you had in the hallway, 1683 01:49:16,846 --> 01:49:19,123 that really knocked me out. 1684 01:49:19,223 --> 01:49:21,751 General, I would like to present 1685 01:49:21,851 --> 01:49:23,920 the Contessa Francesca Maria. 1686 01:49:24,020 --> 01:49:27,590 Eugenia Donatello di Montefiore Frigg. 1687 01:49:27,690 --> 01:49:31,135 Yes. Allow me, contessa. 1688 01:49:31,235 --> 01:49:33,070 - Thank you. - There you go. 1689 01:49:55,000 --> 01:49:56,500 -- English --