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What are they doing here?

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Can I talk to you? Yeah, Greg, we can
talk because this is officially the

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Montgomery Finkelstein weekend of
healing. Love each other, kill each

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each other up and paint each other blue.
I don't care. You are on your own. Greg

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and I are leaving.

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Okay, Jarvis, just hit the gas gently
and let's see if we can get it rocking.

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Okay.

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Okay, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!

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Are you pushing?

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Not at the moment.

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You know what? You need a break. Why
don't you do this and I'll push?

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No. Why not?

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Because if you actually manage to push
us out, I could never have sex with you

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again.

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The road's not that far away.

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When all this melts in a couple weeks,
we'll be able to drive right on up.

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There's a plan?

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I guess this is a good time for me to
apologize for trying to get our parents

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together. And driving us off the road.

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And whatever else you got, bring it on.

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Honey, don't worry about it. It's all
okay.

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I guess I should give them a call and
let them know where we are.

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Are you crazy?

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They might come.

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Right.

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I'll call Triple A.

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Tell them we're stuck on the corner of
snow and tree.

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There's no sign of them.

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I don't know why you keep checking.

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They're not coming back.

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Maybe they were afraid they might
accidentally break something and get

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at.

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saying it is my fault that they left?

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No, Kitty, he's not saying that, because
our family doesn't indulge in the blame

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game. Like you do.

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Explain to me how you can take the moral
high ground when your idea... Nobody

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tells me what moral ground I can be high
on.

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Oh, knock it off. The children are
right.

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We're a bunch of babies.

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I'm surprised they didn't hightail it
out of here years ago.

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Are you saying that we've acted
unreasonably? We have.

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And they have?

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Well, certainly not on a par.

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I don't think there's a clear winner,
but hang on to your ticket, Kitty.

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Now, the children love each other, and
it looks like we're going to know each

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other for the rest of our lives, so
let's just figure out how to get along.

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We've been carrying stuff around for
years. Let's get it out in the open.

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All right, I'll go first.

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Fingalstein, what the hell is the deal
with that ponytail?

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I had to go to the top of the hill to
get a signal, but AAA says they'll be

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within a couple of hours.

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Look, I found Larry's survival kit.

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8 -track tapes.

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Space food sticks.

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I think I can carbonate the jerky for
you.

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I'm really sorry about how my parents
behaved.

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I think their belief that no one can
really own property makes them bad house

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guests.

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Oh, my parents aren't exactly the best
hosts.

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They're difficult people to warm up to.
I know, I never have.

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Every moment of my life was turned into
some kind of protest.

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The theme for my sixth birthday party
was U .S. out of Central America.

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What a gift.

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For my sixth birthday, my parents called
me from Tahiti to wish me a happy fifth

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birthday.

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When I pointed this out, my dad tried to
convince me it had something to do with

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the international date line.

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With ice cream, did you get the sugar
cone or the seaweed cone?

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Well... Your parents are definitely out
there, but, you know, they were

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involved. They were around. If I had to
choose, I'd go with what you had.

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You would?

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Yeah, I mean, I might skip the foreign
policy birthday parties and the

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homeschooling and the hemp pants, but...
Hang on. What's wrong with

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homeschooling?

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You turned out fine, but, you know,
we're going to have a family someday,

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we're going to have to figure out what's
best for our kids.

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What exactly is best for our kids? All
I'm saying is that there are good

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and I'm sure we can find something that
you'd be comfortable with. And what if

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we can't?

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Well, I'm sure we can send them to one.

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Away?

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You mean like to boarding school? I went
to boarding school. It's not the worst

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thing in the world. Excuse me, aren't
you the person who once said boarding

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school is the worst thing in the world?

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My point here is that we should keep our
options open. Except for my options.

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Boy, I can't believe you got us stuck in
the snow.

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I wish the kids were in here with us.
Ah, to hell with them. They're party

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poopers. I know.

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They have been a little high -strung
lately.

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One wonders what to do.

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One wonders.

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One wonders.

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I love the way you talk, kid.

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Uh -oh.

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Benito.

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Benito. Oh, no. No, I'll get some more.

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It's in the room where the wine is.

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Larry, let me ask you a question.

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All that free love stuff in the 60s, did
it really go on or was it all a lot of

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media hype?

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Well, it was a pretty wild time. A lot
of parties, a lot of naked parties.

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It's a little hard to remember the
details.

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Murderers!

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Oh, what a relief. I thought you dropped
a bottle of wine.

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Marlene, the woman that was here from
the SEC?

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Yeah? I was writing a follow -up letter
about our meeting, and I was thinking

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about enclosing a little gift.

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What size do you think she takes in
lingerie?

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She's a federal agent.

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So you see a federal agent, and I see a
woman reaching out for love and

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affection.

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Maybe a black -laced teddy.

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Excuse me, you were looking for a Peter
Kavanaugh? That would be me. Department

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of Justice?

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Based on information we've received,
we're launching an investigation of

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Montgomery Industries.

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I suggest you retain an attorney.

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Relax, Pete. They may just be reaching
out for love and underwear.

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You warm enough?

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Yeah.

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I think I'm gonna... Turn off the engine
for a while. There's no way to know how

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much gas we have left without a gas
gauge.

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Yeah, Larry took it out because he kept
getting it confused with the

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speedometer.

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What are you writing?

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Come back here. I'll show you.

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So, we both got so bent out of shape
about the homeschool -private school

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I came up with a better way for us to
work this stuff out. What is it?

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It's a hat full of parenting problems.

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I'll start.

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Okay. Our five -year -old wants to sleep
in our bed because he thinks there are

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ghosts under his bed.

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I would let him.

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I mean, he may be manipulating us, but
it could also be a real ghost.

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What would you do?

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I don't want to play this game. Yes, you
do.

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Okay, here's a good one.

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He's 14.

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He says he's going to band practice, but
then we're doing the laundry and we

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find a ticket stub to an R -rated movie.

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Why don't I see if I can get the A
-track working?

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I say we apologize to him for not
creating an environment where he's

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enough to tell us the truth.

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Tamara, you don't apologize to a child
who's lied to you. Yeah, but what was

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other choice? We obviously backed him
into a corner.

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Oh, God, I hope I found that ticket stub
accidentally. I hope I wasn't nooping.

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That's ridiculous.

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Okay, we'll come back to this one.

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Oh, he just got caught shoplifting.

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Our kid's a mess.

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Kids shoplift, Greg? Not if you punish
them when they lie and sneak into R

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-rated movies.

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Is that your solution to everything?

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You punish him? Come on, kids need
boundaries. This probably all started

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you let him sleep in our bed after he
saw ghosts.

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This is good, huh?

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Okay. Uh -oh, Greg, you're probably
going to want to sit down for this one.

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Now, before I tell you,

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Let me just point out that you got him
the goldfish and you got him the tennis

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racket.

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Oh.

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Judas Priest.

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How long do you intend to stay out here?
You'll catch your death.

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Then you can stuff us and mount us on
the wall with the rest of our animal

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brethren.

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That would be quite the conversation
piece.

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I told you we should have opened the
cheap stuff.

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You know, Ab, it is kind of cold.

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Larry, I stood beside you for your
protest.

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All I'm saying is, what if we jump back
in the hot tub, warmed up a bit, and

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then if you still felt this way, we
could come right back out here.

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What do you think?

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Hey, hey, Montgomery, how many deer did
you kill today?

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Hey!

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pierced his eyebrows, you're going to
let him pierce his eyebrows?

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They're his eyebrows. When he's 18,
they're his eyebrows. Until then,

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eyebrows.

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You let him get a tattoo.

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Because he was over 18 and he was in the
Navy. He was only in the Navy because

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you sent him to military school. No, it
was boarding school, and if you recall,

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he didn't go because you wanted him to
take a year off to find himself at 14.

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Pick another one.

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Okay.

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He's 16 years old, he's very much in
love, and he wants to borrow the car to

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drive down to the beach so he and his
girlfriend can lose their virginity

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together.

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He told us this?

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He told me he's still mad at you for
making him take back that tuba.

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Well, no to the car and the rest of it
is his business.

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Aren't we going to participate somehow
in this amazing...

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Beautiful moment in our child's life.

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Believe me, if we participate, it will
not be a beautiful moment.

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How did you bring that attitude to the
party?

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We have a problem here. You don't
believe in rules. You don't believe in

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discipline. You want this child to
wander through his life sleeping with

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and piercing that. This couldn't be a
surprise to you. No, but I figured by

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time that we had children, you would
come to your, you'd come around.

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Well, I kind of thought the same about
you.

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I think that the things that I'm saying
are very reasonable. And I think the

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things that I'm saying are very
reasonable. No, I can't raise a child

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Well, then don't.

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What?

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I don't think that I can have a child
with you.

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Dharma.

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Dharma.

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I'm still gone. It's just cold.

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AAA says we're still looking at another
hour.

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Big spring storm.

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Okay.

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I also ran our situation by them, and
they said that you shouldn't be so upset

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that it was just a silly game.

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You know, you actually would have run it
by them.

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Yeah, because I'm the flaky open one who
was homeschooled and has no realistic

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understanding of how the world works.

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I'm sorry.

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Don't be sorry for what you believe.
It's what you believe.

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Look, maybe I was a little unbending in
my approach to the game. Let's try

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another one. Let's try another one.

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Oh, okay. All right. This is a good one.

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Our son has just finished his third year
of law school.

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and announces he intends to join the
circus.

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Clearly, this is his passion.

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He feels very strongly about juggling or
trapeze or what have you.

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Absolutely, I would encourage him to
join the circus, provided that it is a

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circus that is animal cruelty free.

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We'll never let your son join the
circus.

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I might.

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We should have talked about this a long
time ago.

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I don't think we can fix this.

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We can fix this. We always fix it.

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We're out of gas.

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Tell me about it.

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If the children come back and you're
dead, I'm sure they're going to blame us

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for it. Come inside.

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Are you ready to meet our demand?

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Well, we're not going to take the animal
heads off the walls and bury them.

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But we will give in on the thermos of
hot cocoa.

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Oh, goody.

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Did you add hot cocoa to the demand
list?

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Yes.

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Because I was outraged.

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We did not even kill those animals.

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Well, well, I did kill the moose.

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Well, how could you, Edward?

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A proud, proud moose. You pulled out
your gun and shot him. No, no, no,

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no, no. He wandered out into Route 6 and
I came around the curb and bam.

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The thing was a complete mess.

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But the head was good.

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All right.

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I am willing to compromise.

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Since you are only responsible for the
death of the moose, we will end our

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protest if you agree to bury the moose.

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And bring some of those little
marshmallows.

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You're never going to get that 8 -track
working. It hasn't worked in 20 years.

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People smile and tell me I'm the lucky
one.

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And we've just begun.

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Think I'm gonna have a son.

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Of course.

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He will be like she and me after you're
done.

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Come see me now.

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Sun is gonna shine about.

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Even though...

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And in the morning when I rise, you
bring a tear of joy to my eyes

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and tell me everything's gonna be all
right.

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What are you doing?

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Shredding. Mine's jammed. Come on, help
me.

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You can't shred stuff.

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Watch CNN. This is what you do in a
situation like this.

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I don't know. We took some kickbacks. We
did some insider trading.

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Why would you say that?

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So she'd sleep with me.

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I can't believe you're that desperate
for sex.

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Believe it! Come on, shred!

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Mother Earth, we return to you one of
your children.

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Or at least a pet.

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Welcome him home.

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Cradle him in your bosom.

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Comfort him.

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Edward, you knew him best. Share
something.

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For the love of God.

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The quicker you say it, the quicker
we'll be inside.

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This was a moose.

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He lived in the woods, and he loved it
there.

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He ran around, ate stuff.

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Then one day he made the acquaintance of
a large...

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German sedan.

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Probably had a lady moose in the woods
he cared for.

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Maybe little ones.

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Probably had years ahead of him until I
came along. Bam!

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He will be missed.

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I'm in.

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Should be here soon.

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You want me to turn the music back on?

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Well, we should probably save the
battery.

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Yeah.

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What? I was just thinking about the
first time I was alone in a car with a

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What about it?

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Well, I tried to be smooth, putting the
seat back.

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I broke my little finger.

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How? She never knew. I told her there
were tears of joy.

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You know, all the stuff that we put in
the hat, those were all problems. You

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know, we didn't put any of the good
stuff in. Like, he just got his first

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hit in Little League and he ran the
wrong way.

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He waits for Thanksgiving until the
whole family is gathered to say his

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dirty word loudly and repeatedly.

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He just figured out that frozen waffles
fit perfectly in the VCR.

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00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:35,000
He's pretending to be a beagle and he's
chasing cars up and down the street.

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00:18:36,590 --> 00:18:40,050
He found someone that he loves more than
he ever thought possible.

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And he's getting married.

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What do you think we ought to do now?

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What do you want to do?

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Let's make a baby.

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Now?

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Here? Yeah.

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00:19:20,170 --> 00:19:21,170
Hey, never mind.

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All right, we'll drive you into town

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and you can get a bus from there. Oh,
thanks.

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You know, I'm sure the kids are back
home by now. They can pick us up when we

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get there.

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00:19:43,570 --> 00:19:47,750
It is late. If you want to stay until
morning, that would be all right.

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00:19:50,410 --> 00:19:51,410
You're staying.

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I'll get you something to warm you up.
How about some brandy? Thank you.

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00:19:56,070 --> 00:19:57,470
Some wine would be nice.

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00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:01,470
Sure. I'll see if we have any gallo.

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Edward Montgomery?

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Yes. Department of Justice.

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What's this about? We're here to serve
you a subpoena for an investigation

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regarding insider trading and other SEC
violations at Montgomery Industries.

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Oh, thank God. I thought it was about
the moose.