1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:38,000 Subtitles by cyp75 2 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:53,000 Season 1 - Episode 14 Independence Day 3 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:09,196 - Hello! - Hello, sister! 4 00:01:09,440 --> 00:01:11,238 - Are you leaving? - No ! 5 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:13,357 I spent the weekend at the cockroach. 6 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:15,557 You didn't even notice it. 7 00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:17,950 No, but welcome back! 8 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:21,192 - Come to my room. - You know I don't like going there. 9 00:01:21,440 --> 00:01:23,716 It's okay, I cleaned before leaving. 10 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:27,479 Yes, it's better! 11 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:29,314 What's new ? 12 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:30,710 That ! 13 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:33,436 - Theo! An earring? - Shh! 14 00:01:36,520 --> 00:01:38,113 I made this Friday after school. 15 00:01:38,360 --> 00:01:41,557 - It's great! It suits you really well! - Do you know what that means? 16 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:44,189 That I can take my own decisions. 17 00:01:44,440 --> 00:01:45,953 Your ear is red. 18 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:49,079 If I want to have an earring, That’s my problem! 19 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:52,358 - Theo, it looks swollen. - When they see this, 20 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:54,830 people will know that I am a man! 21 00:01:56,760 --> 00:01:59,320 - You should show it to dad. - To whom? 22 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:02,957 Does it hurt? I think it's infected. 23 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:05,111 - Really ? - Yes, where did you get pierced? 24 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:08,318 - In the cockroach's garage. - At the cockroach? 25 00:02:08,760 --> 00:02:11,354 - Was he the one who pierced your ear? - I'm not crazy! 26 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:13,557 It was his sister who did it, Tootsie. 27 00:02:14,120 --> 00:02:17,078 - Tootsie is at school! - She does that too. 28 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:19,391 And it only charges 99 cents. 29 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:23,792 Théo, if you don't show it to dad, it's going to get worse. 30 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:25,553 It's just one ear. 31 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:28,474 If dad finds out, my whole body will be in danger! 32 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:32,315 - Denise! - I didn't allow you in! 33 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:35,359 - I don't want to go in! - So, what are you doing here? 34 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:37,716 - Denise is good there. - So what? 35 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:41,078 If you're at Théo's, something is going on. 36 00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:44,874 - Nothing is going on. - All right ! 37 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:48,636 But I will eventually know this what's happening. I know how to do it. 38 00:03:27,480 --> 00:03:29,039 -Cliff! - No ! 39 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:42,034 - I was just tasting a little. - It's dessert for your parents. 40 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:44,954 - They won't see anything. - They saw the last time. 41 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:47,840 - How ? - The cake was hollow. 42 00:03:49,560 --> 00:03:54,396 My parents don't come to eat, They come to spoil the children! 43 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:56,517 Normal from grandparents! 44 00:03:56,760 --> 00:03:58,717 It's true, they are grandparents. 45 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:01,230 It's not the people who raised me, 46 00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:03,915 they are the worst hypocrites that we have seen. 47 00:04:04,280 --> 00:04:05,714 I tell you, 48 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:10,352 Tuna father comes in here, puts his hand money comes out of his pocket 49 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:16,511 and said: "Let's see if grandpa has any money for these wonderful children!” 50 00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:21,471 This is the same man who, when I was a child 51 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:26,157 and I asked for 25 cents, told me about his whole life! 52 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:32,354 This man told me that at 5 years old, he got up every morning at 4 a.m., 53 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:38,232 no alarm clock, no rooster, just grace to his sense of responsibility! 54 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:43,154 It had snow until then, no shoes, 55 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:45,357 but he went through a blizzard. 56 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:47,794 Backwards! 57 00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:52,393 I talked with others people and discovered 58 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:55,632 that fathers are the most big liars of the planet! 59 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:58,599 I had a friend of Puerto Rican origin, 60 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:02,951 whose father was raised in San Juan, 61 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:07,237 and this one worked in the snow in San Juan! 62 00:05:08,080 --> 00:05:09,036 Let's see! 63 00:05:09,280 --> 00:05:14,036 My father had found a job, take care of milking 120 cows. 64 00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:18,078 But the man who employed him didn't have a bucket. 65 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:22,599 So he had to sink the milk in his hand, 66 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:26,671 and walk 12 kilometers, 67 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:30,670 with snow until then! 68 00:05:33,480 --> 00:05:36,871 And I tell you right now, My mother is no better! 69 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:39,760 Your mother is an adorable person! 70 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:43,516 I didn't say she wasn't adorable, but this woman 71 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:45,990 comes here to us, 72 00:05:46,280 --> 00:05:51,036 kiss the children “Come and kiss your grandmother!” 73 00:05:51,280 --> 00:05:55,717 "Oh! You are the most beautiful children who are on this Earth! 74 00:05:55,960 --> 00:05:57,951 But when I was his little boy, 75 00:05:58,200 --> 00:06:03,513 I tell you, everything she wanted, it was taking a stick 76 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:09,029 and pray that God gives him strength to hit us in a certain place. 77 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:15,830 And I still don't know today where find exactly the “onions”! 78 00:06:17,840 --> 00:06:21,720 And as far as I'm concerned, she's not than an elderly person who tries 79 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:23,917 to earn his place in Paradise. 80 00:06:26,240 --> 00:06:27,799 - Dad ! - Yes dear ? 81 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:29,235 Uh... 82 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:33,630 What would you do if someone close to you made you swear to keep a secret 83 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:36,998 but what to keep this secret could harm him? 84 00:06:37,240 --> 00:06:40,915 The person who has this secret Is she part of this family? 85 00:06:42,680 --> 00:06:43,590 Yes. 86 00:06:43,840 --> 00:06:46,309 Is the secret dirty? 87 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:49,473 - Yes ! - Tell ! 88 00:06:52,280 --> 00:06:54,715 But this person will hate me all my life! 89 00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:57,110 If it's for his own good, you have to tell us! 90 00:06:57,360 --> 00:07:00,193 I'll give you a hint, like this I keep the secret, 91 00:07:00,440 --> 00:07:01,760 and you will guess. 92 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,037 - A clue? - Yes: earlobe. 93 00:07:10,240 --> 00:07:12,959 - Earlobe! - Why "earlobe"? 94 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:14,838 What I mean is: 95 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:22,157 Everyone in this house Does he have two healthy earlobes? 96 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:38,791 Cliff, my lobes are fine! 97 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:42,438 Lobe n"1: RAS! 98 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:52,836 - That's enough! - Lobe n°2: RAS! 99 00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:54,959 I like what you're doing there. 100 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:57,510 - I'm changing sides. - Cliff, let's see! 101 00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:03,239 - Who is it? - Dad. 102 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:04,993 One minute! 103 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:11,759 Come on, come in! 104 00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:15,793 What's the matter, dad? 105 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:26,755 He will never clean his room! 106 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:33,711 Even if it becomes a dump, he will never clean his room! 107 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:44,873 - Son? - Yes, dad! 108 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:48,960 The music no longer comes to your helmet. 109 00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:53,073 You fuss over the notes that are hanging around in your head? 110 00:08:54,320 --> 00:08:56,834 - No. - Take off your helmet, please. 111 00:08:57,080 --> 00:08:57,751 NOW ? 112 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:01,311 Are there reasons that prevent you to remove it now? 113 00:09:01,560 --> 00:09:03,119 - No ! - GOOD. 114 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:23,599 - These guys know how to jump, right? - Oh yes! 115 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:31,716 - Denise told you, right? - Say what? 116 00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:34,074 Said for that. 117 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:36,359 Is it a fake? 118 00:10:37,760 --> 00:10:38,556 No. 119 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:41,838 The SPA put you down an identification ring? 120 00:10:44,080 --> 00:10:45,639 It's an earring. 121 00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:48,838 My ear is pierced, and Denise thinks it's infected. 122 00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:57,793 She's right, it's infected. 123 00:10:59,040 --> 00:10:59,996 Come on. 124 00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:02,232 What are you going to do to me? 125 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:05,836 I'll fix your ear. 126 00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:09,038 - And then? - Do you expect to be punished? 127 00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:11,078 - Shouldn't I? - Yes. 128 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:23,674 Ouch! Can't we do this elsewhere? 129 00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:26,759 - Why is that? - It's for pregnant women here. 130 00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:32,357 I have four daughters and a son. 131 00:11:32,680 --> 00:11:36,275 And I thought you would be the only one not to wear earrings. 132 00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:42,318 Why did you do that? 133 00:11:42,560 --> 00:11:46,519 Well, dad, for us teenagers, it is a sign of independence. 134 00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:48,951 - What's beautiful's name? - Pardon ? 135 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:51,350 What is her name? 136 00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:54,877 -Eunice Baker. - Do you like him? 137 00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:58,954 I like her very much, and she said that an earring would suit me well. 138 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:03,438 And that's why you could end up headless! 139 00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:06,591 Yes, because of the infection! 140 00:12:06,840 --> 00:12:11,232 But it's okay, son, because that the treatment I reserve for you 141 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:14,313 is going to be just fantastic. 142 00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:18,153 - What is this ? - Well, I guess 143 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:21,836 that he should arrive for dinner here in about 5 minutes. 144 00:12:22,080 --> 00:12:25,550 - Not grandpa! - Oh, yes! Oh, yes! 145 00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:29,475 And your grandfather will love hearing this story, 146 00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:32,917 because your grandfather is like the magazine "Detective", 147 00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:36,796 he likes to hear untold stories. 148 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:41,589 - He might not see her. - I'll show it to him! 149 00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:45,836 I will make sure that he sees her very closely! 150 00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:50,791 - Are you going to make life difficult for me? - I could have bandaged your head! 151 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:03,550 - Good evening ! - Good evening, Claire! 152 00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:04,676 Good evening ! 153 00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:06,638 Guess what I have here. 154 00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:09,879 - Oh, you didn't do that! - Oh yes! 155 00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:13,232 My potato mille-feuille tart sweet South Carolina style. 156 00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:16,836 It is a precaution regarding to a certain known person 157 00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:19,151 to steal the insides of pies. 158 00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:22,833 Children! Grandpa and grandma are here! 159 00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:24,150 Cliff! 160 00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:27,397 - Grandma! - Don't run, walk! 161 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:32,191 Come kiss your grandma each in turn. 162 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:36,989 You are truly the most beautiful children from all over the world! 163 00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:41,632 Let's see if grandpa has money for his grandchildren. 164 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,877 - Me first! - No ! Me ! 165 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:47,272 Wait. I have nothing against gifts, dad, 166 00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:49,670 but don't give them money. 167 00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:53,834 You heard, so next time we will go shopping. 168 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:56,674 - Yes ! - I need help in the kitchen. 169 00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:59,116 I'm keeping this one hostage! 170 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:01,431 Mom, I want to stay here too. 171 00:14:01,680 --> 00:14:04,877 Vanessa, we will be there all evening, 172 00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:06,952 and your mom needs help, okay? 173 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:10,318 - Yeah. - I don't know "yeah". 174 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:14,475 When you answer in the affirmative, what do you say to your grandmother? 175 00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:18,355 - Yes, ma'am. - It's much better! Go ahead. 176 00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:21,752 You know, you become more prettier every day! 177 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,037 I can tie my shoelaces better! 178 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,873 Really ? It's good. 179 00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:34,237 Ah, my son! 180 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:39,270 Take your time to come to me! 181 00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:44,551 The day I go away, you will regret not having... 182 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,916 Spent more time with my mother. 183 00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:48,150 Ouch! 184 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:52,029 How are you ? 185 00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:54,510 You always give birth all the babies in town? 186 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:55,511 Yeah ! 187 00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:57,398 - Heathcliff! - Yes, ma'am. 188 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:04,034 - How was the road? - Well, before we have to park. 189 00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:08,160 I told you I would pay you parking in paid parking lots! 190 00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:11,631 But at $8.50 an hour, that's out of the question! 191 00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:15,839 I found a nice legal place and less than a kilometer from here. 192 00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:19,793 Yes, arriving with an hour and a half early, 193 00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:24,511 stationing himself at the top of the neighborhood and while waiting for someone to leave. 194 00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:27,511 The watchers take free places! 195 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:31,674 They are the ones who make the rounds who do not find, they turn, 196 00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:37,677 and when they see a free place, a watcher is always ahead of them! 197 00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:42,312 Where are you going, son? 198 00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:45,794 Yes, come and say hello your grandfather! 199 00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:48,236 I don't remember that he greeted me! 200 00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:50,955 - Good evening, grandma! - Good evening. 201 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:54,030 - Good evening, grandpa! - Good evening ! 202 00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:56,278 What's wrong with your ear? 203 00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:02,876 I hit a door. 204 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:05,317 It happens to me sometimes too. 205 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:07,873 Go help mom in the kitchen. 206 00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:10,509 - Grandma, do you want to come? - Yes ! 207 00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:15,118 - Please excuse us. - Please excuse us. 208 00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:19,349 What really happened in your ear, son? 209 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,514 - I hit a door. - Come on, I heard that, 210 00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:26,879 this excuse of the door, from the mouth of your father in 1949! 211 00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:29,793 Okay, grandpa. 212 00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:33,000 - I had my ear pierced. - Voluntarily? 213 00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:36,395 Quite ! 214 00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:39,750 Your grandson... 215 00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:44,832 was told by a girl that he would look beautiful with an earring. 216 00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:48,637 So he went to... Where have you gone already? 217 00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:50,598 At the cockroach's garage. 218 00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:55,676 At the cockroach's garage. 219 00:16:56,600 --> 00:17:01,037 And he got his ear pierced by... What's his name again? 220 00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:03,032 Tootsie, the cockroach's sister. 221 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:05,910 Tootsie, the cockroach's sister. 222 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:10,272 Yes probably dumped him against the wall, 223 00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:12,989 before throwing him a javelin at 200 m. 224 00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:15,712 - I see. - Alright. 225 00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:19,840 So, I'll let you proceed to the festivities. 226 00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:23,558 Oh, I don't mean to to scold this boy. 227 00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:25,109 - Really ? - Yes. 228 00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:28,000 Young people in love do stupid things. 229 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:30,915 - When your father was 15 years old... - Dad! 230 00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:33,999 No, no, no! 231 00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:36,758 - It's good for him. - No ! 232 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,640 He will feel better after what he did. 233 00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:43,271 I'm not interested make him feel better, okay? 234 00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:45,790 Sit down! 235 00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:54,197 - When your father... - Dad! 236 00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:58,195 Was 15 years old, he and his friend Lex Thomson, 237 00:17:58,680 --> 00:18:01,035 an abandoned boy twice, 238 00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:08,076 decided to straighten their hair in the basement of Lex's house. 239 00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:09,916 What ? 240 00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:12,719 Very interesting. 241 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:17,316 It all started the day he took a young lady 242 00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:21,474 at the Old Earl Theater for See a group called the "Ice Cubes" 243 00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:23,518 with Breezy Brown. 244 00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:28,516 This one had his hair straightened, like all singers then. 245 00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:32,196 And your father's friend loved it! 246 00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:34,238 At that precise moment, he decided 247 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:38,269 that he would lose it if he didn't melt a group and did not loosen up. 248 00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:42,559 All this for a girl? 249 00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:45,877 A special girl. 250 00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:51,190 At the time, people were stiff Conkaline hair. 251 00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:57,718 But it was expensive and your father was broke at the time, 252 00:18:57,960 --> 00:19:01,191 so he and Lex prepared their own product, 253 00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:07,276 made from potato peelings, corn syrup and nitroglycerin. 254 00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:12,714 Then this man a future doctor... 255 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:19,797 poured the mixture slowly on the head. 256 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:22,714 -And then? - It burned my hair. 257 00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:25,110 - It wasn't so bad. - Not so bad? 258 00:19:25,360 --> 00:19:27,431 He came out like a fury, 259 00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:31,958 pushed Lex's dog to put his head in the dog's water bowl! 260 00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:34,797 You must have cared about this girl! 261 00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:37,797 And what happened to her? 262 00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:39,838 She's in the kitchen. 263 00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:41,390 Mom ? 264 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:44,274 You burned your hair for mom? 265 00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:46,914 My God ! 266 00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:52,639 Let him go! 267 00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:55,193 Guess what! 268 00:19:55,800 --> 00:20:00,033 One of these days you will need money. 269 00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:04,639 In this case... 270 00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:08,317 - Do you tell them? - My pleasure ! Clear ? 271 00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:14,349 What's the craziest thing that a certain young man 272 00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:20,391 which I will not name did to impress you? 273 00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:24,596 You're talking about the time when Cliff wanted to straighten your hair? 274 00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:30,599 - Did Dad straighten his hair for you? - He tried but everything fell. 275 00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:33,910 THANKS. 276 00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:35,230 A lot. 277 00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:40,237 - So, do you remember? - I will never forget this! 278 00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:43,871 Well, your son, for the eyes of a pretty young girl, 279 00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:46,555 he did too something stupid. 280 00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:49,030 Promise me you won't get angry. 281 00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:50,554 Fine, I promise. 282 00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:53,110 - He pierced his ear. - I'm going to kill him! 283 00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:56,398 No, no, get over yourself! He did something stupid, 284 00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:58,551 and looks just like his father! 285 00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:03,715 I got him out of trouble many times, one stupidity after another! 286 00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:07,954 But I was patient, understanding and tolerant... 287 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,555 Russell, how can you say that? 288 00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:15,875 When Heathcliff came home bald, you were not understanding. 289 00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:20,359 Especially if we consider the story of a certain tattoo. 290 00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:21,920 - Shh! - A tattoo? 291 00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:24,310 - At the table! - What tattoo is it? 292 00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:27,752 - Dinner is not ready. From what... - I'll have some cheese! 293 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:28,956 No ! 294 00:21:30,120 --> 00:21:35,069 It seems really out of place to me to broach this subject in front of the family! 295 00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:39,109 Heathcliff, when your father was Theodore's age, 296 00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:42,352 he was so infatuated with me, 297 00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:46,749 that he wanted to get a tattoo my name on my chest. 298 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:52,674 What did he do? 299 00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:56,879 When I found out what Russell had done, I was very flattered! 300 00:21:57,800 --> 00:22:00,440 Until I see my distorted name. 301 00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:08,429 From what I know, he went at the best tattoo artist in the county, 302 00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:10,793 Harris with the hot needle! 303 00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:15,473 It was in February, yes, in mid-February. 304 00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:18,355 And Russell had a terrible cold. 305 00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:23,038 So, at Harris the hot needle, when he asked for the name "Anna", 306 00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:26,717 his nose was blocked, and the tattoo artist heard "Adda". 307 00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:30,440 A-d-d-a! 308 00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:35,599 At the time, my rival to win Russell's affection was a girl 309 00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:37,797 whose name was Adda Mae Ward. 310 00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:39,792 - No ! - Oh yes! 311 00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:43,635 It was a kid who lived a kilometer further down, 312 00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:47,350 who thought the sun didn't shine than when she was awake. 313 00:22:53,360 --> 00:22:56,955 Of course I insisted to have the tattoo removed. 314 00:22:57,600 --> 00:23:00,114 And it gave him a scar on the torso. 315 00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:08,672 You told me... 316 00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:12,316 that you had collected this scar 317 00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:14,631 during the Second World War! 318 00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:23,720 By repelling an attack of Nazi Panzer tanks. 319 00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:26,310 Son... 320 00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:30,272 This is what I found better to describe 321 00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:33,399 what I endured when your mother saw the tattoo. 322 00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:36,193 I'm shocked! 323 00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:39,037 The Huxtable boys are crazy! 324 00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:40,031 Yes ! 325 00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:42,749 But we win always our women! 326 00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:45,670 Not because of what you do, 327 00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:47,479 but despite that. 328 00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:49,835 Theodore! 329 00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:53,118 Welcome to the club! 330 00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:56,759 The 3 Huxtable men: 331 00:23:57,360 --> 00:24:01,831 Useless Torso, Egg Skull and Pierced ear! 332 00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:35,914 Translation: Géraldine Priet