1 00:00:25,031 --> 00:00:30,698 Captioning made possible by the U.S. Department of education 2 00:00:49,698 --> 00:00:50,731 Rudy, come on. 3 00:00:50,731 --> 00:00:52,931 Vanessa, get ready to go. 4 00:00:52,931 --> 00:00:54,498 Hi, honey. 5 00:00:54,498 --> 00:00:57,164 Come on, Rudy, hop down here. 6 00:00:57,164 --> 00:01:00,231 Hop, Hop, hop, hop. 7 00:01:00,231 --> 00:01:01,864 Hop, hop. 8 00:01:01,864 --> 00:01:04,098 Hop, hop. 9 00:01:05,864 --> 00:01:07,531 We'll be gone all afternoon. 10 00:01:07,531 --> 00:01:10,298 I'm taking the kids for shoes. 11 00:01:10,298 --> 00:01:12,831 These seem to be all hopped out. 12 00:01:12,831 --> 00:01:13,931 Clear the table 13 00:01:13,931 --> 00:01:16,631 and put the dishes in the dishwasher. 14 00:01:16,631 --> 00:01:17,631 Bye-Bye. 15 00:01:17,631 --> 00:01:19,031 Kids, let's go. 16 00:01:19,031 --> 00:01:20,198 Bye-Bye. 17 00:01:21,998 --> 00:01:23,031 Bye-Bye. 18 00:01:25,964 --> 00:01:30,064 I'm going to the schoolyard to play some three-on-three. 19 00:01:30,064 --> 00:01:34,131 Check with me for some one-on-one right now. 20 00:01:34,131 --> 00:01:38,864 You borrowed $5 for pizza, said you'd pay me back today. 21 00:01:38,864 --> 00:01:40,598 Oh, yeah, right. 22 00:01:40,598 --> 00:01:43,898 No, no, no, no. 23 00:01:43,898 --> 00:01:45,431 Where is it? 24 00:01:45,431 --> 00:01:46,731 The pizza? 25 00:01:48,964 --> 00:01:51,098 Dad, why are you laughing? 26 00:01:51,098 --> 00:01:53,631 I'm laughing because My foolish son 27 00:01:53,631 --> 00:01:56,931 by Not paying me when he said he would 28 00:01:56,931 --> 00:01:58,898 is now at my mercy. 29 00:01:58,898 --> 00:02:01,598 I want to show you a little chore. 30 00:02:02,764 --> 00:02:05,331 ♪ Ta da ♪ 31 00:02:05,331 --> 00:02:10,864 clear off the table, put the dishes in the dishwasher. 32 00:02:10,864 --> 00:02:11,931 Okay? 33 00:02:11,931 --> 00:02:14,464 And do it right. 34 00:02:14,464 --> 00:02:16,398 Then can I go? 35 00:02:16,398 --> 00:02:18,098 Then you can live. 36 00:02:19,631 --> 00:02:21,264 ( doorbell ) 37 00:02:21,264 --> 00:02:22,331 Theo! 38 00:02:22,331 --> 00:02:23,364 Door, too. 39 00:02:23,364 --> 00:02:24,431 That's right. 40 00:02:24,431 --> 00:02:26,531 And Theo... 41 00:02:26,531 --> 00:02:28,164 do me a favor. 42 00:02:28,164 --> 00:02:31,198 I had a rough day yesterday. 43 00:02:31,198 --> 00:02:35,698 Every child born on the face of this earth 44 00:02:35,698 --> 00:02:37,231 I delivered. 45 00:02:37,231 --> 00:02:38,698 I'm tired. 46 00:02:38,698 --> 00:02:40,398 I want to rest. 47 00:02:40,398 --> 00:02:43,364 So unless it's a woman at the door 48 00:02:43,364 --> 00:02:46,231 with a child coming out of her shoulder 49 00:02:46,231 --> 00:02:48,564 I don't want to see anybody. 50 00:02:48,564 --> 00:02:51,231 I'm going to watch television, take a nap. 51 00:02:51,231 --> 00:02:52,164 Understood? 52 00:02:52,164 --> 00:02:52,898 Gotcha. 53 00:02:52,898 --> 00:02:54,131 My man. 54 00:02:57,531 --> 00:02:58,664 Pretzels. 55 00:03:03,031 --> 00:03:05,098 Potato chips. 56 00:03:18,364 --> 00:03:22,331 Oh, nothing else left except... 57 00:03:24,998 --> 00:03:27,664 nobody's favorite-- walnuts. 58 00:03:31,398 --> 00:03:33,164 So who was it? 59 00:03:33,164 --> 00:03:34,331 Grandpa. 60 00:03:34,331 --> 00:03:37,398 But I told him he couldn't come in 61 00:03:37,398 --> 00:03:40,398 because you were about to take a nap. 62 00:03:41,764 --> 00:03:43,131 Say that again. 63 00:03:43,131 --> 00:03:45,998 I told him he couldn't come in 64 00:03:45,998 --> 00:03:49,664 because you were about to take a nap. 65 00:03:49,664 --> 00:03:50,664 Who? 66 00:03:50,664 --> 00:03:51,931 Grandpa. 67 00:03:51,931 --> 00:03:52,964 My father? 68 00:03:52,964 --> 00:03:54,664 Yes, grandpa. 69 00:04:04,131 --> 00:04:05,831 Dad! 70 00:04:06,798 --> 00:04:08,631 Dad! 71 00:04:15,031 --> 00:04:16,998 Theo! 72 00:04:16,998 --> 00:04:18,764 Is something wrong, Dad? 73 00:04:23,864 --> 00:04:25,631 Sit down. 74 00:04:27,831 --> 00:04:29,664 That was my father? 75 00:04:29,664 --> 00:04:30,564 Right. 76 00:04:30,564 --> 00:04:32,364 You recognized him? 77 00:04:33,898 --> 00:04:35,731 No problem. 78 00:04:35,731 --> 00:04:37,064 And you shut him out. 79 00:04:37,064 --> 00:04:40,464 You should have said grandpa could come in. 80 00:04:40,464 --> 00:04:41,831 You're not stupid. 81 00:04:41,831 --> 00:04:45,431 You're not that stupid. 82 00:04:45,431 --> 00:04:48,298 What did you say to him? 83 00:04:48,298 --> 00:04:50,631 I said, "Grandpa, you can't come in 84 00:04:50,631 --> 00:04:54,331 because dad's tired and he wants to take a nap." 85 00:04:56,364 --> 00:04:58,831 What did he say? 86 00:04:58,831 --> 00:05:00,898 Nothing. He just stood there looking. 87 00:05:03,064 --> 00:05:06,331 A lot like you look now. 88 00:05:06,331 --> 00:05:07,464 No, no, no. 89 00:05:07,464 --> 00:05:11,864 You are going to have to get him back. 90 00:05:11,864 --> 00:05:12,964 Who? 91 00:05:12,964 --> 00:05:14,631 Who?! 92 00:05:17,131 --> 00:05:18,731 grandpa. 93 00:05:18,731 --> 00:05:20,764 Yes! 94 00:05:20,764 --> 00:05:22,931 But he lives in New jersey. 95 00:05:22,931 --> 00:05:24,364 Right! 96 00:05:24,364 --> 00:05:28,598 And It's a long way on Foot, isn't it? 97 00:05:28,598 --> 00:05:31,698 And while you're trying to find your grandfather 98 00:05:31,698 --> 00:05:34,698 with tears running down your cheeks 99 00:05:34,698 --> 00:05:37,731 I want you to ask yourself a QUESTION: 100 00:05:37,731 --> 00:05:43,164 "was it worth it to try and make a fool out of my father 101 00:05:43,164 --> 00:05:46,231 By acting Stupid?" 102 00:05:46,231 --> 00:05:47,498 ( ring ) 103 00:05:47,498 --> 00:05:49,331 Answer the phone. 104 00:05:49,331 --> 00:05:51,031 Hello? 105 00:05:51,031 --> 00:05:51,698 Grandpa! 106 00:05:51,698 --> 00:05:52,898 Ah! 107 00:05:52,898 --> 00:05:54,131 Give me that... 108 00:05:56,398 --> 00:05:58,964 unless you want to slam it down. 109 00:06:01,831 --> 00:06:03,531 Hello, Dad? 110 00:06:03,531 --> 00:06:06,531 Yeah, well... no, Dad, look. 111 00:06:06,531 --> 00:06:10,631 I didn't tell him to do that. 112 00:06:10,631 --> 00:06:14,798 No, dad, the boy needs help. 113 00:06:16,964 --> 00:06:18,431 No, I... look... 114 00:06:18,431 --> 00:06:20,498 where are you? 115 00:06:21,864 --> 00:06:25,398 Dad, why are you staying next door at the neighbors? 116 00:06:26,498 --> 00:06:29,931 Dad, I'll let you in, too. 117 00:06:29,931 --> 00:06:34,598 All right, now, come on right now. 118 00:06:34,598 --> 00:06:37,264 I'll see you in a second. 119 00:06:37,264 --> 00:06:41,198 Boy, that kitchen's going to shine. 120 00:06:44,098 --> 00:06:46,264 ( doorbell ) 121 00:06:56,231 --> 00:06:58,731 May I come in Now? 122 00:06:58,731 --> 00:07:00,931 Dad, come on in. 123 00:07:00,931 --> 00:07:02,464 I'm sorry. 124 00:07:02,464 --> 00:07:04,531 I'm sorry. 125 00:07:04,531 --> 00:07:05,531 What a pleasant surprise. 126 00:07:05,531 --> 00:07:07,531 I didn't plan to come today 127 00:07:07,531 --> 00:07:09,498 but your mother had other ideas. 128 00:07:09,498 --> 00:07:10,864 How is mom? 129 00:07:10,864 --> 00:07:13,131 You know your mother-- crazy. 130 00:07:13,131 --> 00:07:16,964 Today I tried a new recipe-- Salmon souffle. 131 00:07:16,964 --> 00:07:18,198 It was delicious. 132 00:07:18,198 --> 00:07:20,964 Your mother took one bite and threw it out. 133 00:07:20,964 --> 00:07:23,164 Then she threw me out. 134 00:07:23,164 --> 00:07:27,364 You go in the kitchen, you're on Mom's turf. 135 00:07:27,364 --> 00:07:30,431 When I was working, she'd say, "You're never home." 136 00:07:30,431 --> 00:07:34,031 Now she says, "don't you have someplace to go?" 137 00:07:35,698 --> 00:07:38,564 don't I have someplace to go? 138 00:07:38,564 --> 00:07:40,298 I was on the road 139 00:07:40,298 --> 00:07:44,298 for 11 months of the year, working sleazy dives. 140 00:07:44,298 --> 00:07:45,931 Don't go in those places. 141 00:07:46,864 --> 00:07:50,031 It was hard, but I had a mission... 142 00:07:50,031 --> 00:07:51,131 Yeah. 143 00:07:51,131 --> 00:07:52,864 A better life for my son. 144 00:07:52,864 --> 00:07:53,964 Yeah. 145 00:07:53,964 --> 00:07:55,331 And here you are. 146 00:07:55,331 --> 00:07:56,464 Yes, I am. 147 00:07:56,464 --> 00:07:57,798 Doing all right. 148 00:07:57,798 --> 00:08:00,198 Fine profession, beautiful home. 149 00:08:00,198 --> 00:08:02,864 Somehow, I can't help thinking 150 00:08:02,864 --> 00:08:06,698 that I had a hand in all that. 151 00:08:06,698 --> 00:08:08,931 There's no question about it. 152 00:08:08,931 --> 00:08:11,698 Then why did you lock me out? 153 00:08:11,698 --> 00:08:15,664 Dad, I didn't tell the boy to lock you out. 154 00:08:15,664 --> 00:08:19,364 Am I supposed to be on some kind of a list? 155 00:08:19,364 --> 00:08:22,531 You can't be getting all that many visitors. 156 00:08:22,531 --> 00:08:25,598 We've been talking together now for some time. 157 00:08:25,598 --> 00:08:27,564 No one's come to see you. 158 00:08:27,564 --> 00:08:29,031 They're not climbing in 159 00:08:29,031 --> 00:08:31,031 through the windows and doors. 160 00:08:31,031 --> 00:08:35,098 Theo's getting back at me for making him wash the dishes. 161 00:08:35,098 --> 00:08:36,698 Let's watch the game. 162 00:08:36,698 --> 00:08:38,864 Heard from your oldest lately? 163 00:08:38,864 --> 00:08:40,931 Sondra? She called last night. 164 00:08:40,931 --> 00:08:41,931 Doing okay? 165 00:08:41,931 --> 00:08:43,864 Four "A's" And a "B." 166 00:08:43,864 --> 00:08:46,264 Four "A's" And a "B"? All right! 167 00:08:46,264 --> 00:08:47,564 Princeton. 168 00:08:47,564 --> 00:08:48,564 Yeah. 169 00:08:48,564 --> 00:08:49,731 She like it there? 170 00:08:49,731 --> 00:08:51,098 Oh, yeah. 171 00:08:51,098 --> 00:08:53,364 Where is your second daughter going? 172 00:08:53,364 --> 00:08:54,831 Denise? 173 00:08:54,831 --> 00:08:58,431 She's talking about princeton, Yale, talladega and Howard. 174 00:08:58,431 --> 00:09:00,064 What about Hillman? 175 00:09:00,064 --> 00:09:02,364 She hasn't mentioned Hillman. 176 00:09:02,364 --> 00:09:04,864 You know, I graduated from Hillman. 177 00:09:07,364 --> 00:09:09,198 My father put me through. 178 00:09:09,198 --> 00:09:12,198 Worked his whole life as a pullman Porter. 179 00:09:12,198 --> 00:09:15,631 Rode the line between altoona and schenectady. 180 00:09:15,631 --> 00:09:18,931 Saved all his tips to put me through Hillman. 181 00:09:18,931 --> 00:09:20,031 Right. 182 00:09:20,031 --> 00:09:21,898 It's the oldest school in the state. 183 00:09:21,898 --> 00:09:23,731 Started with a field... 184 00:09:23,731 --> 00:09:24,731 and a barn. 185 00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:26,398 And 20 students. 186 00:09:26,398 --> 00:09:28,331 Came to school in wagons. 187 00:09:28,331 --> 00:09:30,131 But from humble beginnings... 188 00:09:30,131 --> 00:09:31,398 yes... 189 00:09:31,398 --> 00:09:33,498 Hillman Turned out students that were welcome 190 00:09:33,498 --> 00:09:35,431 in the finest graduate schools. 191 00:09:35,431 --> 00:09:38,631 Sure, it's small and It's close-knit. 192 00:09:38,631 --> 00:09:41,398 Princeton may be your Alma mater 193 00:09:41,398 --> 00:09:44,164 But Hillman's your friend. ...friend. 194 00:09:45,598 --> 00:09:46,898 Dad... 195 00:09:46,898 --> 00:09:51,131 I graduated from Hillman, remember? 196 00:09:51,131 --> 00:09:53,798 Dad, may I take a break now? 197 00:09:53,798 --> 00:09:57,831 Yeah, you been working five minutes straight now. 198 00:09:59,264 --> 00:10:02,598 You know our doorman, don't you? 199 00:10:02,598 --> 00:10:03,798 Hi, grandpa. 200 00:10:03,798 --> 00:10:05,898 How you doing? 201 00:10:05,898 --> 00:10:06,598 Nice seeing you again. 202 00:10:06,598 --> 00:10:07,364 Nice seeing you. 203 00:10:09,531 --> 00:10:12,098 Where are you sending him? 204 00:10:16,598 --> 00:10:18,564 Hmm? 205 00:10:18,564 --> 00:10:22,331 If he picks up his grades, high school. 206 00:10:23,331 --> 00:10:24,631 And after that? 207 00:10:24,631 --> 00:10:26,364 On to princeton. 208 00:10:26,364 --> 00:10:29,864 Dad, princeton is a fine school. 209 00:10:29,864 --> 00:10:31,864 Yeah. 210 00:10:31,864 --> 00:10:32,531 What's it costing you? 211 00:10:32,531 --> 00:10:34,664 It's up there. 212 00:10:34,664 --> 00:10:36,531 How much? Ten? 213 00:10:36,531 --> 00:10:39,164 A little more. 214 00:10:39,164 --> 00:10:40,798 And that's for everything. 215 00:10:40,798 --> 00:10:43,198 Well, you know... 216 00:10:43,198 --> 00:10:46,364 you have to pay for books. 217 00:10:46,364 --> 00:10:50,164 You're paying $10,000, and you don't even get books? 218 00:10:50,164 --> 00:10:51,698 What do you get? 219 00:10:53,798 --> 00:10:56,098 You get to go to princeton. 220 00:10:58,064 --> 00:10:59,631 What's the girl's major? 221 00:10:59,631 --> 00:11:02,164 She doesn't have one. 222 00:11:02,164 --> 00:11:05,564 What does she do-- just wander around the school? 223 00:11:05,564 --> 00:11:09,164 No, dad, she's liberal arts. 224 00:11:09,164 --> 00:11:12,698 When she graduates, what does that make her? 225 00:11:12,698 --> 00:11:15,831 Nothing, you see... 226 00:11:15,831 --> 00:11:17,831 that's why she's going to college-- 227 00:11:17,831 --> 00:11:19,231 to become nothing. 228 00:11:19,231 --> 00:11:24,531 No, dad. She doesn't know what she wants to be, so... 229 00:11:24,531 --> 00:11:28,198 what happens when she still doesn't know after four Years? 230 00:11:28,198 --> 00:11:32,498 Then she gets to come back home. 231 00:11:34,531 --> 00:11:36,431 Do you understand this? 232 00:11:36,431 --> 00:11:38,664 He is spending over $50,000 233 00:11:38,664 --> 00:11:43,231 to send your sister to college for four years 234 00:11:43,231 --> 00:11:46,131 so she can come home and be nothing. 235 00:11:47,398 --> 00:11:51,264 You can do that at Hillman for $10,000. 236 00:11:51,264 --> 00:11:52,931 And they include books. 237 00:11:59,464 --> 00:12:02,198 Go to the kitchen. 238 00:12:02,198 --> 00:12:03,331 Why? 239 00:12:03,331 --> 00:12:06,864 Because I don't want to see your face. 240 00:12:13,631 --> 00:12:14,798 Denise! 241 00:12:14,798 --> 00:12:15,998 ( knocking ) 242 00:12:15,998 --> 00:12:18,164 Denise. 243 00:12:18,164 --> 00:12:18,864 ( knocking ) 244 00:12:23,964 --> 00:12:25,464 Hi, daddy. 245 00:12:25,464 --> 00:12:26,898 Stop. 246 00:12:26,898 --> 00:12:31,798 I don't see how you can wear these electric earmuffs 247 00:12:31,798 --> 00:12:36,298 and do your homework at the same time. 248 00:12:36,298 --> 00:12:37,764 Music helps me study. 249 00:12:37,764 --> 00:12:39,464 What is it you're studying? 250 00:12:39,464 --> 00:12:40,598 The French revolution. 251 00:12:40,598 --> 00:12:43,031 Oh, rough times. 252 00:12:43,031 --> 00:12:44,364 No headphones then. 253 00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:46,031 No heads. 254 00:12:46,031 --> 00:12:47,864 Come on over here. 255 00:12:47,864 --> 00:12:50,364 I want to talk to you. 256 00:12:54,531 --> 00:12:55,931 Colleges. 257 00:12:55,931 --> 00:12:58,131 What colleges are you interested in? 258 00:12:58,131 --> 00:12:59,331 I don't know. 259 00:12:59,331 --> 00:13:01,598 Princeton, Brown, Howard, talledega. 260 00:13:01,598 --> 00:13:03,964 What about Hillman? 261 00:13:03,964 --> 00:13:05,998 Hillman? 262 00:13:05,998 --> 00:13:06,964 Hillman? Ew! 263 00:13:06,964 --> 00:13:08,931 Ew, dad, Hillman?! 264 00:13:08,931 --> 00:13:10,098 Yes, Hillman. 265 00:13:10,098 --> 00:13:12,431 We are a Hillman family, dear. 266 00:13:12,431 --> 00:13:15,031 We go "A ways" back. 267 00:13:15,031 --> 00:13:15,998 I know. 268 00:13:15,998 --> 00:13:17,764 Your great-grandfather 269 00:13:17,764 --> 00:13:20,198 put your grandfather through Hillman 270 00:13:20,198 --> 00:13:22,931 while he was working as a... 271 00:13:22,931 --> 00:13:25,298 pullman... pullman Porter. 272 00:13:25,298 --> 00:13:27,531 Daddy, I know the tradition. 273 00:13:27,531 --> 00:13:28,531 You do? 274 00:13:28,531 --> 00:13:29,731 Mm-hmm. 275 00:13:29,731 --> 00:13:32,064 With the money that he earned 276 00:13:32,064 --> 00:13:34,731 from the tips... from the tips... 277 00:13:36,031 --> 00:13:39,398 when he was on the line from altoona to...? 278 00:13:39,998 --> 00:13:41,164 ha! 279 00:13:41,164 --> 00:13:44,064 Yeah. 280 00:13:44,064 --> 00:13:45,231 S... I know... 281 00:13:45,231 --> 00:13:47,164 huh? Go ahead. 282 00:13:47,164 --> 00:13:48,031 Sss... schen... 283 00:13:48,031 --> 00:13:49,364 ...ectady. Schenectady. 284 00:13:49,364 --> 00:13:52,031 There's a smile that says, "I know it." 285 00:13:52,031 --> 00:13:53,331 I got one wrong. 286 00:13:53,331 --> 00:13:54,864 You don't know the tradition. 287 00:13:54,864 --> 00:13:59,031 Why not go to a better school if I can? 288 00:13:59,031 --> 00:14:00,831 Better school? 289 00:14:00,831 --> 00:14:02,698 Hillman's okay, but... 290 00:14:02,698 --> 00:14:06,031 it's only for kids who couldn't get... 291 00:14:06,031 --> 00:14:07,698 what? 292 00:14:07,698 --> 00:14:10,631 No one else would take them. 293 00:14:10,631 --> 00:14:11,831 You're in quicksand. 294 00:14:14,064 --> 00:14:16,698 Do you know I graduated from Hillman 295 00:14:16,698 --> 00:14:21,764 and went on to one of the best medical schools in the country? 296 00:14:21,764 --> 00:14:23,064 Hudson? 297 00:14:23,064 --> 00:14:25,398 I've never been sued. 298 00:14:27,364 --> 00:14:30,664 I don't want to talk about this anymore. 299 00:14:30,664 --> 00:14:34,531 That's too bad, because grandfather wants you downstairs 300 00:14:34,531 --> 00:14:38,131 and this is all he wants to talk about. 301 00:14:38,131 --> 00:14:39,564 Can't you tell him I'm busy? 302 00:14:39,564 --> 00:14:41,731 I am not your secretary 303 00:14:41,731 --> 00:14:44,198 and your grandfather feels 304 00:14:44,198 --> 00:14:48,198 that he has something important to say to you. 305 00:14:48,198 --> 00:14:52,698 I think it's right for you to go downstairs and talk to him 306 00:14:52,698 --> 00:14:57,198 because if you don't, he will never go home. 307 00:14:57,198 --> 00:14:59,098 Maybe he'll get tired of waiting. 308 00:14:59,098 --> 00:15:00,431 My father? 309 00:15:01,731 --> 00:15:05,598 My father loves to tell a story about the war 310 00:15:05,598 --> 00:15:08,064 and how he was in the trench 311 00:15:08,064 --> 00:15:12,164 and had his rifle sights on an enemy pillbox 312 00:15:12,164 --> 00:15:16,131 and all the enemy had to do was come out 313 00:15:16,131 --> 00:15:19,531 and he could pick them off right there. 314 00:15:19,531 --> 00:15:20,731 And the enemy 315 00:15:20,731 --> 00:15:23,364 knowing that he was up there 316 00:15:23,364 --> 00:15:27,198 decided that They would wait until he left 317 00:15:27,198 --> 00:15:29,464 and my father sat there 318 00:15:29,464 --> 00:15:32,864 with one eye closed and one eye open-- 319 00:15:32,864 --> 00:15:34,031 never blinked-- 320 00:15:34,031 --> 00:15:35,298 and he waited 321 00:15:35,298 --> 00:15:39,198 and waited and waited and waited and waited. 322 00:15:39,198 --> 00:15:40,531 And the enemy-- 323 00:15:40,531 --> 00:15:44,231 figuring no human being on the face of this earth 324 00:15:44,231 --> 00:15:45,831 could wait that long-- 325 00:15:45,831 --> 00:15:47,098 finally came out. 326 00:15:47,098 --> 00:15:48,331 And grandpa shot them. 327 00:15:48,331 --> 00:15:52,831 No, because by that time the war was over. 328 00:15:57,564 --> 00:16:01,064 Daddy, I'm going to hate going down there. 329 00:16:01,064 --> 00:16:05,931 Of course you'll hate it, dear, but you must make up your mind. 330 00:16:05,931 --> 00:16:08,298 Do you want him coming up here? 331 00:16:08,298 --> 00:16:12,364 No. The last time he was here, he poked through my closet-- 332 00:16:12,364 --> 00:16:15,098 "Why does anybody need so many shoes?" 333 00:16:15,931 --> 00:16:17,098 wait a minute. 334 00:16:17,098 --> 00:16:18,331 I said that. 335 00:16:20,598 --> 00:16:22,931 Here we go. Be brave. 336 00:16:29,164 --> 00:16:30,664 Daddy, he's sleeping. 337 00:16:30,664 --> 00:16:32,298 No, he isn't. 338 00:16:32,298 --> 00:16:34,031 His eyes are closed. 339 00:16:34,031 --> 00:16:35,598 That's how he waits. 340 00:16:35,598 --> 00:16:38,498 Go on. Talk to him. 341 00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:40,064 Grandpa? 342 00:16:40,064 --> 00:16:40,998 Hey, baby. 343 00:16:40,998 --> 00:16:43,198 Oh! Hi. Were you sleeping? 344 00:16:43,198 --> 00:16:45,264 No. Every closed eye is not sleeping 345 00:16:45,264 --> 00:16:47,898 and every open eye is not seeing. 346 00:16:47,898 --> 00:16:49,064 Remember that. 347 00:16:49,064 --> 00:16:50,731 There's my beautiful girl. 348 00:16:50,731 --> 00:16:53,064 Those teeth get straighter every day. 349 00:16:53,064 --> 00:16:54,064 Thank you. 350 00:16:54,064 --> 00:16:55,064 Sit by me. 351 00:16:55,064 --> 00:16:56,064 Cliff. 352 00:16:56,064 --> 00:16:57,064 Yes, sir. 353 00:16:57,064 --> 00:16:58,198 Go away. 354 00:17:05,264 --> 00:17:08,831 I know how important this tradition stuff is to you 355 00:17:08,831 --> 00:17:12,531 but I have to choose the college that's best for me. 356 00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:15,764 Don't go to Hillman because you have to. 357 00:17:15,764 --> 00:17:18,164 Go for the same reason I went-- 358 00:17:18,164 --> 00:17:21,331 the same reason my whole family went-- 359 00:17:21,331 --> 00:17:23,931 the same reason your daddy went. 360 00:17:23,931 --> 00:17:25,098 Why was that, daddy? 361 00:17:25,098 --> 00:17:27,631 I didn't have a choice. 362 00:17:27,631 --> 00:17:30,398 Why would you need a choice? 363 00:17:30,398 --> 00:17:31,731 I mean, be honest. 364 00:17:31,731 --> 00:17:32,931 Straight out. 365 00:17:32,931 --> 00:17:35,864 If you'd had the pick of any school 366 00:17:35,864 --> 00:17:37,364 which would you have chosen? 367 00:17:37,364 --> 00:17:38,364 Hillman. 368 00:17:38,364 --> 00:17:40,531 Really? Why? 369 00:17:40,531 --> 00:17:42,398 Your mother was going there. 370 00:17:42,398 --> 00:17:43,664 You see? That's... 371 00:17:45,431 --> 00:17:47,798 it wasn't the institution? 372 00:17:47,798 --> 00:17:50,198 No, my wife is an institution. 373 00:17:50,198 --> 00:17:52,264 What was I supposed to do? 374 00:17:52,264 --> 00:17:56,031 The woman I'm in love with is going to a college 375 00:17:56,031 --> 00:17:59,098 where men outnumber women eight to one. 376 00:17:59,098 --> 00:18:01,031 Hillman. 377 00:18:01,031 --> 00:18:02,431 Yeah. 378 00:18:02,431 --> 00:18:04,598 And not just any old men. 379 00:18:04,598 --> 00:18:06,198 I'm talking about hunks. 380 00:18:06,198 --> 00:18:09,198 What's the name of the kid you like? 381 00:18:09,198 --> 00:18:10,464 Terry Johnson. 382 00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:14,264 Yeah. He would have never made the hunk list. 383 00:18:14,264 --> 00:18:18,264 I thought my persuasive arguments got you to go. 384 00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:20,431 Yeah, Yeah. Persuasive arguments-- 385 00:18:20,431 --> 00:18:22,764 "You go or you die!" 386 00:18:22,764 --> 00:18:24,364 No, I'm afraid that 387 00:18:24,364 --> 00:18:26,831 if my wife was going to Hillman 388 00:18:26,831 --> 00:18:28,531 I was going to Hillman 389 00:18:28,531 --> 00:18:31,664 even if it meant making my father happy. 390 00:18:31,664 --> 00:18:34,364 That's romantic-- following mom to Hillman. 391 00:18:34,364 --> 00:18:35,564 Was she flattered? 392 00:18:35,564 --> 00:18:38,864 Your mother does Not know why I went. 393 00:18:38,864 --> 00:18:40,064 Tell her. 394 00:18:40,064 --> 00:18:40,631 No. 395 00:18:40,631 --> 00:18:41,964 Why? 396 00:18:41,964 --> 00:18:44,698 I'm saving it until I'm really in trouble. 397 00:18:47,764 --> 00:18:49,731 I'm going to tell Clair. 398 00:18:49,731 --> 00:18:53,631 Maybe that's why people lock you out of their homes. 399 00:18:57,998 --> 00:19:02,231 Nobody Tells Clair ever in life. 400 00:19:02,231 --> 00:19:03,664 Am I understood? 401 00:19:03,664 --> 00:19:05,064 Finished, Dad. Again. 402 00:19:05,064 --> 00:19:06,064 Okay. 403 00:19:06,064 --> 00:19:07,231 I cleaned up. 404 00:19:07,231 --> 00:19:08,764 I rinsed the dishes 405 00:19:08,764 --> 00:19:12,731 put them back in the dishwasher and turned it on. 406 00:19:13,698 --> 00:19:15,931 You put in dishwashing soap? 407 00:19:15,931 --> 00:19:17,264 Dishwashing soap! 408 00:19:20,831 --> 00:19:24,998 Get out of your coats, and go straight to your room. 409 00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:26,364 Yes, mama. 410 00:19:26,364 --> 00:19:27,598 What happened? 411 00:19:27,598 --> 00:19:30,431 Rudy throws Vanessa's book out the window. 412 00:19:30,431 --> 00:19:33,331 Vanessa tries to throw Rudy out the window. 413 00:19:33,331 --> 00:19:36,264 The cab driver threw us out of the car. 414 00:19:36,264 --> 00:19:37,698 How are you, Clair? 415 00:19:37,698 --> 00:19:39,031 I'm great, dad. 416 00:19:39,031 --> 00:19:42,631 You just relax, because I've got a story that will 417 00:19:42,631 --> 00:19:43,931 make your day. 418 00:19:43,931 --> 00:19:45,931 What are you talking about? 419 00:19:45,931 --> 00:19:47,931 The reason your husband... 420 00:19:47,931 --> 00:19:50,264 what are you talking about?! 421 00:19:50,264 --> 00:19:52,931 he wanted to go... 422 00:19:52,931 --> 00:19:54,931 you are not saying... 423 00:19:54,931 --> 00:19:57,698 your husband wanted to go... 424 00:19:57,698 --> 00:20:04,831 ( shouting ) 425 00:20:08,331 --> 00:20:11,798 Mom, what are the boys at Hillman really like? 426 00:20:11,798 --> 00:20:13,131 Take a look. 427 00:20:13,131 --> 00:20:15,798 There are two graduates in the kitchen. 428 00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:18,331 You know what? They are worse than us. 429 00:20:18,331 --> 00:20:21,764 They better stop, or they won't get new shoes. 430 00:20:21,764 --> 00:20:23,764 That's enough, you two. 431 00:20:23,764 --> 00:20:24,998 Let's get upstairs. 432 00:20:24,998 --> 00:20:27,098 Is it True guys Outnumber girls 433 00:20:27,098 --> 00:20:28,964 eight to one at Hillman? 434 00:20:28,964 --> 00:20:32,631 Seven of them you wouldn't want to bother with 435 00:20:32,631 --> 00:20:35,131 But that eighth one... oooh! 436 00:20:35,831 --> 00:20:37,031 All right. 437 00:20:37,031 --> 00:20:39,031 To Hillman. To Hillman. 438 00:20:39,031 --> 00:20:41,864 I think you got one this time. 439 00:20:41,864 --> 00:20:43,298 When she found out 440 00:20:43,298 --> 00:20:45,864 that the men-- eight to one-- 441 00:20:45,864 --> 00:20:48,164 she woke right up. 442 00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:49,498 That's good. 443 00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:51,598 You waited a long time. 444 00:20:51,598 --> 00:20:55,164 Talk about waiting. One time, during the war... 445 00:20:55,164 --> 00:20:58,064 Oh, no. I said "Waiting." 446 00:20:58,064 --> 00:21:02,598 The enemy was in the pillbox, and I was in my trench 447 00:21:02,598 --> 00:21:06,631 with my sights trained on those doors. 448 00:21:06,631 --> 00:21:08,264 And you never shot them. 449 00:21:08,264 --> 00:21:11,964 By the time they came out, the war was over. 450 00:21:13,198 --> 00:21:14,598 I told you that story? 451 00:21:14,598 --> 00:21:16,931 No, I've never heard this one. 452 00:21:16,931 --> 00:21:18,098 Well, I waited... 453 00:21:18,098 --> 00:21:19,264 and waited... 454 00:21:19,264 --> 00:21:20,431 and I waited... 455 00:21:20,431 --> 00:21:21,598 and waited... 456 00:21:27,398 --> 00:21:33,564 captioning made possible by the U.S.