1 00:00:00,768 --> 00:00:01,535 LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF, 2 00:00:01,535 --> 00:00:02,470 MR. CONNORS. 3 00:00:02,470 --> 00:00:03,804 Christian: BEFORE WE BEGIN, I'D 4 00:00:03,804 --> 00:00:06,140 JUST LIKE TO SAY...UH, MY 5 00:00:06,140 --> 00:00:07,608 PARTNER AND I ARE BIG FANS OF 6 00:00:07,608 --> 00:00:08,542 YOUR COLUMN. 7 00:00:08,542 --> 00:00:09,343 Sean: WE READ IT OVER 8 00:00:09,343 --> 00:00:10,411 BREAKFAST IN MY HOUSE. 9 00:00:10,411 --> 00:00:12,746 Christian: I LOVE THE ONE THAT 10 00:00:12,746 --> 00:00:13,747 WITH LEAVES. 11 00:00:15,349 --> 00:00:16,650 THE COLUMN ABOUT HOW YOU LIVED 12 00:00:16,650 --> 00:00:19,253 FOR A MONTH AS AN 18th-CENTURY 13 00:00:19,253 --> 00:00:20,554 SETTLER TO PROVE THE 14 00:00:20,554 --> 00:00:21,822 INCONVENIENCE OF MODERN 15 00:00:21,822 --> 00:00:23,291 CONVENIENCES. 16 00:00:23,291 --> 00:00:24,225 Mr. Connors: RIGHT. AND 17 00:00:24,225 --> 00:00:25,259 INTERESTING YOU REMEMBER MY ASS 18 00:00:25,259 --> 00:00:27,228 HABITS. I JUST REMEMBER HOW 19 00:00:27,228 --> 00:00:28,696 FETCHING MY WIFE LOOKED IN HER 20 00:00:28,696 --> 00:00:29,563 BLOOMERS. 21 00:00:29,563 --> 00:00:30,631 Mrs. Connors: LIVING IN A 22 00:00:30,631 --> 00:00:31,699 FISHBOWL IS ALL IN A DAY'S WORK 23 00:00:31,699 --> 00:00:33,434 AS THIS ONE'S WIFE. 24 00:00:33,434 --> 00:00:34,802 Christian: SO HOW CAN WE BE OF 25 00:00:34,802 --> 00:00:36,204 HELP TODAY? 26 00:00:36,204 --> 00:00:38,406 Mr. Connors: WELL, I'D LIKE SOME 27 00:00:38,406 --> 00:00:41,109 Sean: YOU MEAN PEC IMPLANTS. 28 00:00:41,109 --> 00:00:42,376 Mr. Connors: NO, NO. REAL LADY 29 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:43,177 BOOBS. 30 00:00:43,177 --> 00:00:46,447 [MRS. CONNORS GIGGLES] 31 00:00:46,447 --> 00:00:47,381 Mr. Connors: AMY RECENTLY LOST A 32 00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:49,617 BREAST TO CANCER. WE WERE BOTH 33 00:00:49,617 --> 00:00:51,485 A LITTLE SURPRISED AT HOW MUCH 34 00:00:51,485 --> 00:00:54,188 HER SENSE OF HERSELF, HER SEXUAL 35 00:00:54,188 --> 00:00:55,856 IDENTITY WAS TIED UP IN HER 36 00:00:55,856 --> 00:00:57,725 BREASTS. I JUST WANT TO DO 37 00:00:57,725 --> 00:00:59,193 SOMETHING RADICAL IN SOLIDARITY 38 00:00:59,193 --> 00:01:00,861 WITH HER, TRY AND HELP 39 00:01:00,861 --> 00:01:02,463 UNDERSTAND WHAT SHE'S BEEN 40 00:01:02,463 --> 00:01:04,465 THROUGH, AND TO UNDERSTAND WOMEN 41 00:01:04,465 --> 00:01:06,900 AND THEIR BREASTS IN GENERAL. 42 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:07,901 Amy: AND HE'S GOT A BOOK 43 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:09,537 CONTRACT. 44 00:01:09,537 --> 00:01:11,705 Mr. Connors: WALK A MILE IN MY 45 00:01:11,705 --> 00:01:14,642 BOOBS. 46 00:01:14,642 --> 00:01:15,876 AND ALL THE PROCEEDS GO 47 00:01:15,876 --> 00:01:20,214 TO AMY'S CANCER RECOVERY CENTER. 48 00:01:20,214 --> 00:01:22,450 Christian: SO, MR. CONNORS, WERE 49 00:01:22,450 --> 00:01:23,484 YOU THINKING OF THESE AS 50 00:01:23,484 --> 00:01:24,818 PERMANENT? 51 00:01:24,818 --> 00:01:26,354 Mr. Connors: NO. A YEAR SOUNDS 52 00:01:26,354 --> 00:01:27,621 ABOUT RIGHT. 53 00:01:27,621 --> 00:01:28,922 Sean: AND WHAT SIZE? 54 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:30,491 Mr. Connors: LIKE HERS. 55 00:01:30,491 --> 00:01:33,227 Amy: HIGH "C"s. I FIGURED AFTER 56 00:01:33,227 --> 00:01:34,195 MY MASTECTOMY, I'D GO UP 57 00:01:34,195 --> 00:01:35,463 A SIZE. 58 00:01:35,463 --> 00:01:36,530 Sean: MR. CONNORS, PUTTING THE 59 00:01:36,530 --> 00:01:37,698 SWELLING, PAIN, AND RISK OF 60 00:01:37,698 --> 00:01:39,667 INFECTION ASIDE, YOU'LL HAVE 61 00:01:39,667 --> 00:01:41,202 SOME SAGGING TISSUE AFTER THE 62 00:01:41,202 --> 00:01:42,770 REMOVAL OF THE IMPLANTS, WHICH 63 00:01:42,770 --> 00:01:44,405 WOULD REQUIRE ANOTHER SURGERY TO 64 00:01:44,405 --> 00:01:44,938 ELIMINATE. 65 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:47,241 Christian: THERE WILL BE SOME 66 00:01:47,241 --> 00:01:47,775 SCARRING. 67 00:01:47,775 --> 00:01:49,243 Mr. Connors: SORRY, FELLAS. 68 00:01:49,243 --> 00:01:50,511 APPETITE. THERE'S NO STORY IN 69 00:01:50,511 --> 00:01:51,379 EASY. THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M 70 00:01:51,379 --> 00:01:52,246 LOOKING FOR. AND BESIDES, 71 00:01:52,246 --> 00:01:53,814 ANYTHING I GO THROUGH IS GOING 72 00:01:53,814 --> 00:01:54,915 TO PALE IN COMPARISON TO WHAT 73 00:01:54,915 --> 00:01:57,818 AMY'S ALREADY BEEN THROUGH. 74 00:01:57,818 --> 00:02:00,954 THAT'S MY BOOK. 75 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:02,256 WHAT DO YOU SAY? WILL YOU DO IT? 76 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:12,633 Christian: GO DEEP. 77 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:14,768 COP A FEEL OF THE BRAND-NEW 78 00:02:14,768 --> 00:02:16,670 IMPLANTS, PARTNER. FED EX 79 00:02:16,670 --> 00:02:18,639 DROPPED OFF 6 MONTHS WORTH OF 80 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:20,241 TITS AN HOUR AGO. 81 00:02:20,241 --> 00:02:21,309 Sean: I LIKE THE NEW PACKAGING. 82 00:02:21,309 --> 00:02:25,979 LET ME GO TO SECOND BASE WITH 83 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:26,714 Christian: HEADS UP! 84 00:02:26,714 --> 00:02:29,583 Liz: OH! I ASSUME THIS IS SOME 85 00:02:29,583 --> 00:02:31,952 KIND OF MALE BONDING RITUAL 86 00:02:31,952 --> 00:02:33,687 WHEREBY YOUR PARTNERSHIP IS 87 00:02:33,687 --> 00:02:35,289 BEING REAFFIRMED. 88 00:02:35,289 --> 00:02:35,956 Christian: FESS UP, LIZZIE. 89 00:02:35,956 --> 00:02:37,625 YOU'RE A TIT MAN. 90 00:02:37,625 --> 00:02:41,295 Liz: I'M NOT. BUT I AM THRILLED 91 00:02:41,295 --> 00:02:42,996 THAT WE'RE WORKING ON ONE. IS 92 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:48,636 THIS WHAT IKE CONNORS 93 00:02:48,636 --> 00:02:50,304 Christian: WE'RE PASSING ON THAT 94 00:02:50,304 --> 00:02:50,938 Sean: TOO MANY RISKS. 95 00:02:53,874 --> 00:02:55,443 Liz: IT'S FOR HIS WIFE'S CANCER 96 00:02:55,443 --> 00:02:57,845 CENTER. DON'T YOU GET HOW GREAT 97 00:02:57,845 --> 00:02:58,579 THAT IS? 98 00:02:58,579 --> 00:03:00,348 Christian: GREAT FOR CANCER, 99 00:03:00,348 --> 00:03:00,981 Sean: WE WON'T BE TAKEN 100 00:03:00,981 --> 00:03:02,350 SERIOUSLY. IT'S AN UNSEEMLY 101 00:03:02,350 --> 00:03:03,484 PUBLICITY STUNT. 102 00:03:03,484 --> 00:03:04,318 Liz: LET ME ASK YOU GUYS 103 00:03:04,318 --> 00:03:08,656 SOMETHING. 70% OF YOUR BUSINESS 104 00:03:08,656 --> 00:03:10,391 IS SHOVING BREAST IMPLANTS INTO 105 00:03:10,391 --> 00:03:12,760 WOMEN. IT'S AS EASY FOR YOU AS 106 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:14,262 SLICING A BAGEL. 107 00:03:14,262 --> 00:03:15,596 Christian: IT'S UNNATURAL TO PUT 108 00:03:15,596 --> 00:03:16,597 THEM IN A MAN. 109 00:03:16,597 --> 00:03:18,031 Liz: IT'S NO MORE UNNATURAL THAN 110 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:19,600 PUTTING IN A BOOB 3 TIMES A 111 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:20,834 WOMAN'S SIZE AND DISFIGURING 112 00:03:20,834 --> 00:03:21,602 HER. 113 00:03:21,602 --> 00:03:22,803 Sean: WE DON'T DISFIGURE WOMEN. 114 00:03:22,803 --> 00:03:24,605 Liz: OH, RIGHT. YOU ENHANCE 115 00:03:24,605 --> 00:03:26,340 THEM. WHY CAN'T THE SAME BE SAID 116 00:03:26,340 --> 00:03:28,509 FOR IKE CONNORS? PLUS, HERE IS 117 00:03:28,509 --> 00:03:29,677 A MAN WHO IS GETTING FAKE 118 00:03:29,677 --> 00:03:31,011 TITTIES NOT TO RAISE HIS LOW 119 00:03:31,011 --> 00:03:32,646 SELF ESTEEM BUT TO HEIGHTEN 120 00:03:32,646 --> 00:03:34,882 AWARENESS ABOUT A DISEASE. IF 121 00:03:34,882 --> 00:03:36,016 IKE CONNORS ISN'T THE PERFECT 122 00:03:36,016 --> 00:03:37,751 CANDIDATE FOR COSMETIC SURGERY, 123 00:03:37,751 --> 00:03:40,254 THEN I DON'T KNOW WHO IS. 124 00:03:54,435 --> 00:03:57,805 * AHH * 125 00:04:00,508 --> 00:04:02,876 * MAKE ME 126 00:04:02,876 --> 00:04:06,714 BEAUTIFUL * 127 00:04:09,383 --> 00:04:13,787 * MAKE ME 128 00:04:13,787 --> 00:04:16,724 A PERFECT SOUL, 129 00:04:16,724 --> 00:04:19,660 A PERFECT MIND, 130 00:04:19,660 --> 00:04:24,064 A PERFECT FACE, 131 00:04:24,064 --> 00:04:28,736 A PERFECT 132 00:04:28,736 --> 00:04:31,905 LIFE * 133 00:04:36,477 --> 00:04:38,579 Sean: ATTA GIRL. 134 00:04:38,579 --> 00:04:40,581 ALL DONE. 135 00:04:40,581 --> 00:04:42,616 Annie: I THOUGHT IT WOULD HURT 136 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:43,451 MORE. 137 00:04:43,451 --> 00:04:44,518 Sean: OH, YOU WERE SO BRAVE, 138 00:04:44,518 --> 00:04:45,353 HONEY. 139 00:04:45,353 --> 00:04:49,122 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 140 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:50,123 Annie: HELLO? 141 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:51,058 Julia: HEY. 142 00:04:51,058 --> 00:04:53,527 Annie: HI, MOMMY. DADDY JUST 143 00:04:53,527 --> 00:04:54,562 TOOK MY BLOOD TO MAKE SURE I 144 00:04:54,562 --> 00:04:56,830 DON'T HAVE JUVENILE DIABETES. 145 00:04:56,830 --> 00:04:59,900 Julia: DIABETES? LET ME SPEAK TO 146 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:02,470 DADDY, HONEY. 147 00:05:02,470 --> 00:05:03,404 Sean: WHAT? 148 00:05:03,404 --> 00:05:04,137 Julia: SEAN, WHY ARE YOU TAKING 149 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:05,473 BLOOD FROM ANNIE? 150 00:05:05,473 --> 00:05:07,007 Sean: GO GET YOUR SHOES ON, 151 00:05:07,007 --> 00:05:08,376 SWEETHEART. WE'RE LEAVING IN 5 152 00:05:08,376 --> 00:05:12,980 MINUTES. 153 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:13,881 WHY DO YOU THINK? 154 00:05:13,881 --> 00:05:15,115 Julia: SEAN, IT'S AN INSANE 155 00:05:15,115 --> 00:05:16,617 THING TO DO. ANNIE IS YOUR 156 00:05:16,617 --> 00:05:17,150 DAUGHTER-- 157 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:17,985 Sean: CAN I HELP YOU WITH 158 00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:19,620 SOMETHING SPECIFIC? 159 00:05:19,620 --> 00:05:23,757 Julia: YEAH. UM... 160 00:05:23,757 --> 00:05:27,027 I'VE TAKEN A PLACE HERE AT 161 00:05:27,027 --> 00:05:30,464 MARINE GARDENS, AND...THE 162 00:05:30,464 --> 00:05:32,766 KITCHEN ISN'T FULLY EQUIPPED. 163 00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:33,934 I'D LIKE TO COME BY AND GET THE 164 00:05:33,934 --> 00:05:35,736 ESPRESSO MACHINE. YOU NEVER USE 165 00:05:35,736 --> 00:05:39,473 IT. WILL YOU BE AROUND? 166 00:05:39,473 --> 00:05:40,173 Sean: THE HOUSE WILL BE EMPTY 167 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:41,842 ALL DAY. COME BY ANY TIME BEFORE 168 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:46,046 5. ANYTHING ELSE? LET'S GET IT 169 00:05:46,046 --> 00:05:47,080 ALL WORKED OUT NOW SO YOU DON'T 170 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:49,517 CALL ALL DAY LONG. 171 00:05:49,517 --> 00:05:52,653 Julia: YEAH. UM...I'D LIKE TO 172 00:05:52,653 --> 00:05:54,622 PICK UP ANNIE AFTER SCHOOL AND 173 00:05:54,622 --> 00:05:56,824 SHOW HER MY PLACE. 174 00:05:56,824 --> 00:05:58,826 Sean: NO, I DON'T WANT TO 175 00:05:58,826 --> 00:06:00,060 Julia: SEAN, WHY IS IS THAT YOU 176 00:06:00,060 --> 00:06:01,762 CAN FORGIVE CHRISTIAN BUT NOT 177 00:06:01,762 --> 00:06:02,530 ME? 178 00:06:02,530 --> 00:06:05,666 Sean: I DON'T KNOW IF I'VE 179 00:06:05,666 --> 00:06:07,034 DARE YOU ASK ME THAT, AS IF I 180 00:06:07,034 --> 00:06:08,201 OWE YOU ANY KIND OF EXPLANATION 181 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:11,805 AT ALL FOR ANYTHING I FEEL. YOU 182 00:06:11,805 --> 00:06:12,673 CAN HAVE ANNIE THROUGH THE 183 00:06:12,673 --> 00:06:13,741 WEEKEND, BUT IT'S THE LAST TIME 184 00:06:13,741 --> 00:06:14,875 UNTIL WE WORK OUT SOMETHING MORE 185 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:16,510 FORMAL WITH THE LAWYERS. 186 00:06:21,949 --> 00:06:24,117 Christian: CONGRATULATIONS. SO 187 00:06:24,117 --> 00:06:25,953 YOU'RE OFFICIALLY A WHORE NOW. 188 00:06:25,953 --> 00:06:27,154 Kimber: WRONG. I'M A BUSINESS 189 00:06:27,154 --> 00:06:28,021 WOMAN. 190 00:06:28,021 --> 00:06:30,223 Christian: AND I'M SECRETARY OF 191 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:32,092 Sean: MS. HENRY, YOU'VE MADE AN 192 00:06:32,092 --> 00:06:33,894 APPOINTMENT, SO TELL US WHAT YOU 193 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:35,729 DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF. 194 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:38,699 Kimber: HER VAGINA. THIS IS A 195 00:06:38,699 --> 00:06:39,933 PROTOTYPE OF THE NEW KIMBER 196 00:06:39,933 --> 00:06:42,670 HENRY DOLL. THE ROLLS ROYCE OF 197 00:06:42,670 --> 00:06:43,771 R.D.s. 198 00:06:43,771 --> 00:06:45,172 Sean: R.D.s? 199 00:06:45,172 --> 00:06:47,240 Kimber: REAL DOLLS. YOU KNOW, 200 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:49,910 SEX DOLLS. SHE'S MADE OUT OF 201 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:51,479 HIGH GRADE SILICONE THAT FEELS 202 00:06:51,479 --> 00:06:53,213 TOTALLY LIKE FLESH. ALL OF HER 203 00:06:53,213 --> 00:06:54,848 JOINTS ARE COMPLETELY FLEXIBLE, 204 00:06:54,848 --> 00:06:56,950 AND EACH OF HER 3 POINTS OF 205 00:06:56,950 --> 00:06:58,986 ENTRY FORM A VACUUM UPON 206 00:06:58,986 --> 00:07:00,954 PENETRATION WHICH CREATES A 207 00:07:00,954 --> 00:07:03,123 SUCTION EFFECT FOR SUPER-INTENSE 208 00:07:03,123 --> 00:07:05,025 ORGASMS. 209 00:07:05,025 --> 00:07:06,860 Christian: REMIND ME...DID I 210 00:07:06,860 --> 00:07:08,796 EVER SAY ANYTHING DURING THE 211 00:07:08,796 --> 00:07:10,598 COURSE OF OUR SAD, SORDID AFFAIR 212 00:07:10,598 --> 00:07:11,599 THAT MIGHT LEAD YOU TO BELIEVE 213 00:07:11,599 --> 00:07:12,933 I'D BE INTERESTED IN THIS 214 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:14,167 FREAK SHOW? 215 00:07:14,167 --> 00:07:15,268 Kimber: DON'T PRETEND TO BE A 216 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:17,638 PRUDE, CHRISTIAN. REAL DOLLS ARE 217 00:07:17,638 --> 00:07:19,272 SOLD TO DOCTORS, JUDGES, 218 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:21,542 HOUSEWIVES, AND MOVIE STARS, 219 00:07:21,542 --> 00:07:23,511 MOST OF WHOM ARE A LOT LESS 220 00:07:23,511 --> 00:07:25,145 DEPRAVED THAN YOU. 221 00:07:25,145 --> 00:07:26,814 Christian: ARE YOU BACK ON COKE? 222 00:07:26,814 --> 00:07:28,749 Kimber: DO YOU ASK ALL YOUR 223 00:07:28,749 --> 00:07:31,018 QUESTIONS? 224 00:07:31,018 --> 00:07:32,085 EXCUSE MY LANGUAGE, 225 00:07:32,085 --> 00:07:34,555 DR. McNAMARA, BUT YOUR PARTNER 226 00:07:34,555 --> 00:07:36,524 IS A RUDE ASSHOLE WHO ACTS LIKE 227 00:07:36,524 --> 00:07:37,891 HE KNOWS IT ALL, BUT IN FACT, HE 228 00:07:37,891 --> 00:07:39,159 DOESN'T KNOW SHIT. 229 00:07:39,159 --> 00:07:40,894 Sean: YOU'RE NOT THE FIRST TO 230 00:07:40,894 --> 00:07:44,932 SUGGEST THAT, MS. HENRY. WHAT IS 231 00:07:44,932 --> 00:07:46,299 IT YOU WANT FROM US THAT YOUR 232 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:48,969 DOLL MAKER CAN'T PROVIDE? 233 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:50,137 Kimber: I'M NOT THRILLED WITH 234 00:07:50,137 --> 00:07:52,606 WHAT THEY'VE DONE TO HER VAGINA. 235 00:07:52,606 --> 00:07:55,042 IT LOOKS TOO GENERIC TO ME. I'D 236 00:07:55,042 --> 00:07:56,977 LIKE IT TO BE APPEALING AND 237 00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:59,647 PRETTY. THE FOLDS ARE TOO 238 00:07:59,647 --> 00:08:01,815 FLESHY. SEE? 239 00:08:06,053 --> 00:08:07,287 SO I THOUGHT OF YOU BECAUSE 240 00:08:07,287 --> 00:08:10,558 YOU'RE FLESH SCULPTORS. 241 00:08:10,558 --> 00:08:11,859 I HAVE ORIFICE APPROVAL. 242 00:08:14,928 --> 00:08:16,229 Christian: BACK UP A BIT. THE 243 00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:17,798 LAST I HEARD, YOU WERE TAKING 244 00:08:17,798 --> 00:08:20,934 LEARNING ANNEX ACTING CLASSES. 245 00:08:20,934 --> 00:08:23,270 SO HOW DID YOU GET FROM LADY 246 00:08:23,270 --> 00:08:25,005 Kimber: I GOT REAL, CHRISTIAN. 247 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:26,807 THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED. I REALIZED 248 00:08:26,807 --> 00:08:28,576 IT WASN'T MY TALENT FOR PLAYING 249 00:08:28,576 --> 00:08:29,342 A CHARACTER THAT PEOPLE 250 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:32,079 RESPONDED TO. IT'S MY RAW, 251 00:08:32,079 --> 00:08:34,782 SIMMERING SENSUALITY. 252 00:08:34,782 --> 00:08:35,683 I SIMPLY GOT TIRED OF FIGHTING 253 00:08:35,683 --> 00:08:36,684 MY NATURE. 254 00:08:36,684 --> 00:08:37,350 Christian: WHY DON'T YOU 255 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:39,853 JUST ADMIT THAT YOU DIDN'T HAVE 256 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:41,989 SKILLS AS AN ACTRESS, SO NOW 257 00:08:41,989 --> 00:08:43,056 YOU'RE DOING PORN. 258 00:08:43,056 --> 00:08:44,825 Kimber: YOU ASKED ME WHAT 259 00:08:44,825 --> 00:08:46,894 HAPPENED. DO YOU WANT AN ANSWER? 260 00:08:46,894 --> 00:08:49,863 YES, I MADE A PORNOGRAPHIC 261 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:52,332 VIDEO. IT WAS AN EROTIC FAIRY 262 00:08:52,332 --> 00:08:55,068 TALE. I HAD ONE SEXUAL PARTNER. 263 00:08:55,068 --> 00:08:56,069 EVERYONE HAD THEIR AIDS AND 264 00:08:56,069 --> 00:08:57,237 S.T.D. TESTS. 265 00:08:57,237 --> 00:08:58,639 Christian: [SIGHS] 266 00:08:58,639 --> 00:09:00,340 Kimber: THEY'VE ALREADY HAD 267 00:09:00,340 --> 00:09:03,310 40,000 ORDERS FOR THE NEXT ONE. 268 00:09:03,310 --> 00:09:06,346 THAT'S UNHEARD OF. MY DEAL WITH 269 00:09:06,346 --> 00:09:08,215 FLAWLESS VIDEO IS TO MAKE 5 MORE 270 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:09,717 DIGITAL FILMS, AT WHICH POINT I 271 00:09:09,717 --> 00:09:11,985 MOVE BEHIND THE CAMERA. PRODUCE, 272 00:09:11,985 --> 00:09:15,088 MAYBE EVEN DIRECT. THE DOLL IS 273 00:09:15,088 --> 00:09:17,257 KEY. IT WILL MAKE ME AN INSTANT 274 00:09:17,257 --> 00:09:18,726 ICON IN THIS FAST-GROWING 275 00:09:18,726 --> 00:09:20,794 MARKET. MISS KIMBER WILL GO FOR 276 00:09:20,794 --> 00:09:23,263 $10,000. I GET 8 OF THAT. 277 00:09:23,263 --> 00:09:25,699 Sean: NO OFFENSE. I CAN SEE THE 278 00:09:25,699 --> 00:09:27,635 DOLL IS WELL FABRICATED, BUT IN 279 00:09:27,635 --> 00:09:28,869 THE END, SHE'S JUST RUBBER. 280 00:09:28,869 --> 00:09:29,937 SHE'S NOT REAL. 281 00:09:29,937 --> 00:09:31,138 Kimber: SOMETIMES, DOCTOR, REAL 282 00:09:31,138 --> 00:09:32,572 ISN'T WHAT YOU WANT. 283 00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:37,177 Christian: THE GROWN-UPS HAVE TO 284 00:09:37,177 --> 00:09:39,012 SO WHY DON'T YOU PACK UP BOTH OF 285 00:09:39,012 --> 00:09:41,982 YOUR VAGINAS AND GO HOME. SEAN, 286 00:09:41,982 --> 00:09:44,284 I'LL SEE YOU IN SURGERY. 287 00:09:44,284 --> 00:09:46,119 Kimber: BEFORE YOU TURN ME DOWN, 288 00:09:46,119 --> 00:09:48,155 CHRISTIAN, FLAWLESS VIDEO IS 289 00:09:48,155 --> 00:09:51,091 WILLING TO PAY $50,000 FOR THE 290 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:53,360 PERFECT MISS KIMBER PUSSY MOLD. 291 00:09:54,427 --> 00:10:02,970 Christian: [SIGHS HEAVILY] 292 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:04,938 [JOHNNY CASH'S A BOY NAMED SUE 293 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:05,873 PLAYING] 294 00:10:08,008 --> 00:10:09,342 * WELL, MY DADDY LEFT HOME 295 00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:10,744 WHEN I WAS 3, 296 00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:11,712 AND HE DIDN'T LEAVE MUCH 297 00:10:11,712 --> 00:10:12,846 TO MA AND ME, 298 00:10:12,846 --> 00:10:14,247 JUST THIS OLD GUITAR 299 00:10:14,247 --> 00:10:17,818 AND A EMPTY BOTTLE OF BOOZE, 300 00:10:17,818 --> 00:10:18,952 NOW, I DON'T BLAME HIM 301 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:20,053 'CAUSE HE RUN AND HID, 302 00:10:20,053 --> 00:10:21,154 'CAUSE THE MEANEST THING 303 00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:22,389 THAT HE EVER DID 304 00:10:22,389 --> 00:10:23,791 WAS BEFORE HE LEFT, 305 00:10:23,791 --> 00:10:25,726 HE WENT AND NAMED ME SUE 306 00:10:28,261 --> 00:10:29,362 WELL, HE MUST HAVE THOUGHT 307 00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:30,798 THAT IT WAS QUITE A JOKE, 308 00:10:30,798 --> 00:10:31,932 AND IT GOT A LOT OF LAUGHS 309 00:10:31,932 --> 00:10:33,233 FROM A LOTS OF FOLKS, 310 00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:34,868 IT SEEMS I HAD TO FIGHT 311 00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:37,971 MY WHOLE LIFE THROUGH, 312 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:39,106 SOME GAL WOULD GIGGLE 313 00:10:39,106 --> 00:10:40,207 AND I'D GET RED, 314 00:10:40,207 --> 00:10:41,341 AND SOME GUY'D LAUGH 315 00:10:41,341 --> 00:10:42,776 AND I'D BUST HIS HEAD, 316 00:10:42,776 --> 00:10:43,443 I TELL YOU, 317 00:10:43,443 --> 00:10:44,344 LIFE AIN'T EASY 318 00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:45,278 FOR A BOY NAMED SUE * 319 00:10:49,416 --> 00:10:50,818 * WELL, I GREW UP QUICK 320 00:10:50,818 --> 00:10:52,085 AND I GREW UP MEAN, 321 00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:53,086 MY FIST GOT HARD 322 00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:54,287 AND MY WITS GOT KEEN, 323 00:10:54,287 --> 00:10:56,123 ROAMED FROM TOWN TO TOWN 324 00:10:56,123 --> 00:10:59,059 TO HIDE MY SHAME, 325 00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:00,260 BUT I MADE ME A VOW 326 00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:01,394 TO THE MOON AND STARS, 327 00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:03,096 I'D SEARCH THE HONKY TONKS 328 00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:03,864 AND BARS, 329 00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:05,032 AND KILL THAT MAN 330 00:11:05,032 --> 00:11:06,700 THAT GIVE ME THAT AWFUL NAME * 331 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:13,073 Sean: SHE'S OFFERING $50,000, 332 00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:14,307 CHRISTIAN. IT'S A LOT OF MONEY 333 00:11:14,307 --> 00:11:15,342 TO TURN DOWN. 334 00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:17,310 Christian: WAKE UP, SEAN. 335 00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:18,812 THERE'S ONLY ONE REASON KIMBER 336 00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:21,248 HENRY CAME TO US. SHE LOVES ME. 337 00:11:21,248 --> 00:11:22,282 THE UGLY VAG WAS JUST AN EXCUSE 338 00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:23,250 TO GET ME IN A ROOM WITH HER 339 00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:25,786 AGAIN. SHE'S A TRAIN WRECK, 340 00:11:25,786 --> 00:11:28,155 SEAN. SHE CAN'T HELP HERSELF. 341 00:11:28,155 --> 00:11:29,122 I'VE HAD ENOUGH KIMBER HENRY 342 00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:32,192 DRAMA FOR MANY LIFETIMES. WE ARE 343 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:33,994 PASSING ON THIS JOB. 344 00:11:33,994 --> 00:11:34,995 Sean: I DON'T THINK YOU REALIZE 345 00:11:34,995 --> 00:11:36,529 HOW MUCH REVENUE WE LOST DURING 346 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:37,530 THOSE WEEKS WE WERE SPLITTING 347 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:39,432 UP. WE'VE GOT A PAYROLL TO MEET, 348 00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:41,301 QUARTERLY TAXES NEXT WEEK. 349 00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:44,371 Christian: THEN IT'S VERY 350 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:45,806 Sean: SHE DOESN'T WANT ME, 351 00:11:45,806 --> 00:11:47,474 CHRISTIAN. SHE WANTS YOU. THAT 352 00:11:47,474 --> 00:11:49,009 WAS ABUNDANTLY CLEAR. 353 00:11:49,009 --> 00:11:50,277 Christian: THEN IF SHE REFUSES 354 00:11:50,277 --> 00:11:51,879 YOU, WE'LL KNOW SHE'S LOOKING 355 00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:54,782 FOR TROUBLE, AND IF SHE ACCEPTS, 356 00:11:54,782 --> 00:11:57,384 SHE'S LEGIT, AND WE PUT 50 357 00:11:57,384 --> 00:12:00,053 GRAND IN THE BANK. YOU KNOW I'M 358 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,188 RIGHT ABOUT THIS. 359 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,004 Liz: SMILE. 360 00:12:17,004 --> 00:12:18,138 Sean: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 361 00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:19,907 Liz: IT'S FOR MY EVER-EXPANDING 362 00:12:19,907 --> 00:12:22,175 HARASSMENT FILE, WHICH WILL BE 363 00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:23,476 ON MY LAWYER'S DESK UNLESS YOU 364 00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:25,012 GET RID OF THAT DEMEANING, 365 00:12:25,012 --> 00:12:27,180 DEHUMANIZING, DEGRADING 366 00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:28,581 NIGHTMARE OF A MALE FANTASY BY 367 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,183 THE START OF BUSINESS TOMORROW. 368 00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:32,820 Christian: IF YOU TRY TO GET TO 369 00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:34,354 FIND SHE RUNS QUITE DEEP. 370 00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:36,023 Liz: BY 9 A.M. TOMORROW MORNING, 371 00:12:36,023 --> 00:12:38,125 GENTLEMEN. GOOD DAY. 372 00:12:41,962 --> 00:12:42,896 Christian: SHE'S RIGHT, SEAN. 373 00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:44,031 YOU'LL HAVE TO TAKE THE DOLL TO 374 00:12:44,031 --> 00:12:45,598 CHEZ McNAMARA. 375 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:46,599 Sean: I HAVE A DAUGHTER. 376 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:49,236 Christian: THEN PUT HER IN THE 377 00:12:49,236 --> 00:12:50,904 THE DOLL. 378 00:12:50,904 --> 00:12:52,205 Sean: YOU TAKE HER HOME. 379 00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:53,240 Christian: SO I CAN STARE FOR 380 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:55,408 HOURS AT THE DERANGED BITCH WHO 381 00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:56,543 TRIED TO CUT MY DICK OFF WITH A 382 00:12:56,543 --> 00:12:58,846 KNIFE? NO WAY. YOU WANT TO TAKE 383 00:12:58,846 --> 00:13:02,482 THIS CASE, YOU CARRY THE BURDEN. 384 00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:04,384 ACTUALLY, IT COULD BE A PLEASANT 385 00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:06,086 EVENING. SHE DOESN'T EAT MUCH, 386 00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:07,354 SHE DOESN'T MIND WATCHING 387 00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:08,421 BOXING. 388 00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:09,957 Sean: MAYBE I'M OLD FASHIONED, 389 00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:11,191 BUT I LIKE WOMEN WITH A FEW 390 00:13:11,191 --> 00:13:12,225 FLAWS AND A BRAIN. 391 00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:17,064 Christian: AND WHERE DID THAT 392 00:13:17,064 --> 00:13:18,598 MMM. 393 00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:20,367 [SIGHS] 394 00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:46,193 Sean: I'M GOING TO APPLY THE 395 00:13:46,193 --> 00:13:49,229 PROSTHETIC ALGINATE CREAM NOW. 396 00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:51,965 OH, GOOD FORESIGHT. YOU SHAVED 397 00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:53,266 THE ENTIRE AREA. 398 00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:57,604 Kimber: I GOT THAT DONE A WEEK 399 00:13:57,604 --> 00:13:58,605 HAVEN'T YOU EVER SEEN ONE 400 00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:00,040 BEFORE? 401 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,508 Sean: NORMALLY MY FEMALE 402 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:03,243 PATIENTS ARE SHAVED BY NURSE 403 00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:06,579 LINDA, SO I--MY WIFE DOES 404 00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:08,081 SOMETHING CALLED A BIKINI WAX, 405 00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:10,283 WHICH IS NOT THE SAME, 406 00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:14,554 OBVIOUSLY. NO. I'VE NEVER SEEN 407 00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:15,688 ONE. 408 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:20,961 Kimber: ALL THE GIRLS GET THEM 409 00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:21,628 Sean: LET ME KNOW IF THE 410 00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:23,063 TEMPERATURE OF THE PASTE IS 411 00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:24,164 UNCOMFORTABLE. 412 00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:25,632 Kimber: IT'S PERFECT. 413 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,036 CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION, SEAN? 414 00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:30,537 CAN I CALL YOU SEAN? 415 00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:32,039 Sean: YEAH, SURE. 416 00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:34,174 Kimber: WHAT IS IT CALLED WHEN A 417 00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:35,708 PERSON LIKES PAIN? 418 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:38,045 Sean: A MASOCHIST. 419 00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:40,213 Kimber: DO YOU THINK I'M A 420 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:43,016 MASOCHIST, SEAN? 421 00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:44,051 Sean: I'M NOT SURE WHAT YOU 422 00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:45,252 MEAN. 423 00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:47,254 Kimber: WELL, LIKE TODAY, WHEN 424 00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:49,156 YOU SAID THAT CHRISTIAN 425 00:14:49,156 --> 00:14:51,691 COULDN'T--EXCUSE ME, WOULDN'T 426 00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:56,196 BE HERE...I FELT SO MUCH PAIN, 427 00:14:56,196 --> 00:15:01,601 LIKE I COULDN'T BREATHE. HOW CAN 428 00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:03,403 I LOVE SOMEONE SO MUCH THAT 429 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,138 HURTS ME SO BAD? 430 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,211 Sean: SOMETIMES LOVE AND HATE 431 00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:12,612 SEEM INTERTWINED, DON'T THEY? 432 00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:20,353 NOW WE HAVE WHAT'S CALLED THE 433 00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:22,755 MOTHER MOLD. I'LL MAKE A 434 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,524 POSITIVE PLASTER CAST FROM THIS, 435 00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:25,658 WHICH WILL THEN BE USED TO MAKE 436 00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:27,327 THE FINAL VAGINAL CAST FOR 437 00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:28,561 MISS KIMBER. 438 00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:30,430 Kimber: WELL, THIS DID NOT HURT 439 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:33,400 A BIT. 440 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:36,169 Sean: YEAH...SPEAKING OF HURT... 441 00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:41,574 I DON'T THINK YOU'RE A 442 00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:45,345 MASOCHIST, KIMBER. I JUST THINK 443 00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:48,248 YOU'RE A TRUSTING PERSON...MAYBE 444 00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:51,118 TOO TRUSTING. I'M A BIT LIKE 445 00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:54,054 THAT. WE PUT ALL OUR TRUST IN 446 00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:55,088 THE PEOPLE WE LOVE. 447 00:15:58,758 --> 00:15:59,792 Kimber: SO YOU DON'T THINK I'M 448 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:02,695 SOME PATHETIC OLD WHORE LIKE 449 00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:04,131 CHRISTIAN DOES? 450 00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:06,399 Sean: NO, I DON'T THINK THAT. 451 00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:08,268 I ADMIRE YOUR SPIRIT. YOU'RE A 452 00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:11,204 FIGHTER. 453 00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:14,574 Kimber: REALLY? YOU ADMIRE ME? 454 00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:16,476 Sean: I WISH I HAD THAT MUCH 455 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:19,412 WORKED OUT. 456 00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:23,816 I WISH MY WIFE DID. 457 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:27,454 WE, UM...JUST SEPARATED. 458 00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:30,557 Kimber: MMM. I'M SORRY. 459 00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:34,094 [SIGHS] 460 00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:35,562 UH... 461 00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:36,696 Sean: WHAT? 462 00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:39,766 Kimber: UGH. OK. SPEAKING OF 463 00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:41,634 CHANGE... 464 00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:42,835 [SIGHS] 465 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:43,803 I KNOW THIS IS KIND OF CHEATING. 466 00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:46,706 NO ONE'S GONNA KNOW. 467 00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:49,709 WHEN YOU MAKE THE MOLD, DO YOU 468 00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:52,545 THINK YOU COULD MAKE THE LABIA 469 00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:55,515 JUST A TOUCH MORE DELICATE? 470 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:59,452 Sean: I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 471 00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:01,454 Kimber: I'D LIKE MY VAGINA TO BE 472 00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:04,291 PRETTIER. I JUST THINK IT COULD 473 00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:06,626 BE BETTER. 474 00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:08,461 Sean: I THINK IT'S PERFECT. 475 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,301 [TEARING BANDAGES] 476 00:17:14,301 --> 00:17:18,305 Ike: [WINCING] 477 00:17:18,305 --> 00:17:20,673 MMM. DID YOU HURT THIS MUCH, 478 00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:21,574 BABE? 479 00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:23,276 Amy: I REMEMBER DISCOMFORT. 480 00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:26,613 Ike: DISCOMFORT. OH, SHIT. YEAH, 481 00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:27,747 THIS IS PAIN. THIS IS THE REAL 482 00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:29,849 DEAL. THIS IS LIKE AN ELEPHANT 483 00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:32,485 STANDING ON MY NADS. CHAPTER 484 00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:34,554 ONE, MEN ARE PUSSIES, WOMEN ARE 485 00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:35,588 LIONS. 486 00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:38,391 [SIGHS] 487 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,827 CHRIST, I'M PAM ANDERSON. 488 00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:44,697 BABE? 489 00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:45,732 Amy: THAT'S BEAUTIFUL WORK, 490 00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:48,635 DR. TROY. HEH. 491 00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:51,238 Christian: I'M GLAD YOU'RE 492 00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:53,506 DOWN OVER THE NEXT FEW WEEKS. 493 00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:56,643 Amy: CAN I TOUCH THEM? 494 00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:59,246 Ike: YEAH, SURE. BE GENTLE. 495 00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:11,491 YOU LIKE 'EM? 496 00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:12,525 I KIND OF LIKE 'EM. 497 00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:13,860 Christian: HEH. GOOD. 498 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,465 Ike: HONEY, WHAT'S WRONG? 499 00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:20,667 Amy: I DON'T KNOW. I'M SORRY, 500 00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:21,734 CAN YOU EXCUSE ME FOR A MINUTE? 501 00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:29,342 Liz: AHEM. 502 00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:30,843 Christian: AHEM. 503 00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:33,280 Ike: OK, YOU'RE A WOMAN. ANY 504 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,347 IDEAS ON WHAT JUST HAPPENED 505 00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:35,382 THERE? 506 00:18:35,382 --> 00:18:36,683 Liz: WELL, SHE'S PROBABLY 507 00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:38,185 RELIVING SOMETHING ABOUT THE 508 00:18:38,185 --> 00:18:39,386 CANCER TRAUMA. 509 00:18:39,386 --> 00:18:40,220 Christian: RIGHT. 510 00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:43,423 Ike: BINGO. YEAH, I SHOULD HAVE 511 00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:45,892 BREAST AS LIGHTNING ROD. 512 00:18:47,494 --> 00:18:50,297 Announcer: STRANGE TO SAY THIS 513 00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:51,564 ONE-SIDED FIGHT SO FAR, BUT 514 00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:53,300 IMMANUEL, IS--IS THIS THE 515 00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:54,334 TOUGHEST TEST IN JERMAINE 516 00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:55,568 TAYLOR'S CAREER SO FAR? 517 00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:57,537 Second Announcer: I'D SAY SO, 518 00:18:57,537 --> 00:18:58,571 GOOD SPEED, GOOD PUNCHING 519 00:18:58,571 --> 00:18:59,839 POWER, AND IT IS ACTUALLY A 520 00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:01,408 CHALLENGE TO HIM, EVEN AFTER THE 521 00:19:01,408 --> 00:19:02,442 BELL RINGS. 522 00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:03,743 Sean: [GROANS] 523 00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:04,677 Second Announcer: EVEN THOUGH 524 00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:05,612 HE'S RUNNING IT, THE GUY IS 525 00:19:05,612 --> 00:19:07,214 CHALLENGING HIM ALL THE WAY. 526 00:19:07,214 --> 00:19:09,682 Announcer: SO ONE OF THE REASONS 527 00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:11,218 THAT JERMAINE LOOKS SO GOOD 528 00:19:11,218 --> 00:19:12,652 TONIGHT IS BECAUSE HE'S IN 529 00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:13,753 AGAINST BETTER OPPOSITION THAN 530 00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:15,322 BEFORE. 531 00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:17,890 [DIALING TELEPHONE] 532 00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:19,659 Man: KID, BEHIND YOU! 533 00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:22,262 Boy: AAH! 534 00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:24,497 Man, Japanese accent: SORRY! 535 00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:25,765 Second Man: [KARATE SOUNDS] 536 00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:33,406 [TELEPHONE RINGING] 537 00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:34,541 Julia: HELLO? 538 00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:35,908 Sean: YOU LEFT 4 MESSAGES. THIS 539 00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:37,344 BETTER BE IMPORTANT. 540 00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:40,012 Julia: UH, I WANT TO PICK UP THE 541 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,348 WAFFLE IRON. 542 00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:43,450 Sean: 4 CALLS FOR A WAFFLE IRON? 543 00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:44,617 Julia: I ALWAYS MAKE WAFFLES ON 544 00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:46,819 THE WEEKEND, AND I WANT TO KEEP 545 00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:48,321 UP SOME DEGREE OF NORMALCY 546 00:19:48,321 --> 00:19:49,922 AMIDST ALL THIS CHAOS. 547 00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:51,624 Sean: EVER HEARD OF WAL-MART, 548 00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:53,593 Julia: YOU'RE BEING SO HATEFUL, 549 00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:54,994 SEAN. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO 550 00:19:54,994 --> 00:19:55,795 YOU ARE. 551 00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:58,365 Sean: YEAH, WELL, MAYBE I'M 552 00:19:58,365 --> 00:19:59,499 DIDN'T KEEP YOU FROM BETRAYING 553 00:19:59,499 --> 00:20:00,700 ME. NICE DIDN'T KEEP MY FAMILY 554 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:01,534 TOGETHER. I WANT TO TRY 555 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:02,535 SOMETHING NEW. 556 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:03,870 Julia: DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF. 557 00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:05,037 YOU WERE NEVER NICE. YOU WERE 558 00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,873 JUST REPRESSED. YOU WEREN'T 559 00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:07,907 PUSHING DOWN LOVE. YOU WERE 560 00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:09,342 PUSHING DOWN ANGER. 561 00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:10,543 Sean: YOU WANT ANGER? HOW ABOUT 562 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:11,744 THIS? 563 00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:14,914 [DIAL TONE] 564 00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:18,618 Announcer: NO NEED TO GO CRAZY. 565 00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:19,919 GET ON HIS ASS AND LAND HIM 566 00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:21,554 A SHOT. ONE OF THE BEST THINGS 567 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:22,522 YOU CAN DO WHEN YOU LAND THAT 568 00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:23,923 SHOT TO THE HEAD? TURN TO THE 569 00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:25,558 BODY. THERE'S NOTHING MORE 570 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,026 DEMEANING. IT JUST TAKES IT-- 571 00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:29,529 IT JUST BREAKS IT DOWN, OK? 572 00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:30,797 HERE. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU 573 00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:31,798 GOTTA DO. 574 00:20:31,798 --> 00:20:33,333 Kimber: YOUR WIFE IS SUCH A 575 00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:34,434 BITCH. 576 00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:40,807 Sean: I KNOW. 577 00:20:40,807 --> 00:20:41,941 Kimber: YOU NEED A WOMAN WHO 578 00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:45,878 DOESN'T TALK BACK. 579 00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:48,014 YOU NEED A WOMAN WHO LETS YOU 580 00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:52,652 TAKE OUT ALL THAT ANGER ON HER. 581 00:20:52,652 --> 00:20:54,354 Announcer: THAT'S GOT TO BE A 582 00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:55,455 LITTLE HUMILIATING. 583 00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:56,923 Second Announcer: HE HASN'T BEEN 584 00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:59,058 IT WAS SUCH A ONE-SIDED THING. 585 00:20:59,058 --> 00:21:01,027 [COMMENTARY CONTINUES] 586 00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:11,738 Announcer: IT ISN'T OVER YET. 587 00:21:11,738 --> 00:21:14,841 HE'LL PICK UP THE COUNT. 588 00:21:14,841 --> 00:21:16,042 I THOUGHT HE HAD STOPPED IT. 589 00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:22,382 [COMMENTARY CONTINUES] 590 00:21:41,568 --> 00:21:43,603 [COMMENTARY CONTINUES] 591 00:22:02,088 --> 00:22:03,956 [COMMENTARY CONTINUES] 592 00:22:14,634 --> 00:22:16,969 Sean: OH... 593 00:22:16,969 --> 00:22:18,538 OH... 594 00:22:18,538 --> 00:22:19,972 [PANTING] 595 00:22:31,050 --> 00:22:32,852 [STRAINS] 596 00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:46,466 Julia: SEAN, STOP! 597 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:50,036 Sean: [GRUNTS] 598 00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:51,671 [PANTING] 599 00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:09,822 Kimber: [MOANING] 600 00:23:09,822 --> 00:23:11,991 OH... 601 00:23:11,991 --> 00:23:13,626 GIVE IT TO ME, BABY. 602 00:23:13,626 --> 00:23:16,996 [BOTH PANTING] 603 00:23:20,199 --> 00:23:22,969 Sean: OHH. 604 00:23:22,969 --> 00:23:24,904 [PANTING] 605 00:23:30,577 --> 00:23:32,779 [PANTING CONTINUES] 606 00:23:38,851 --> 00:23:40,820 [CRYING] 607 00:23:51,230 --> 00:23:52,865 [CRYING CONTINUES] 608 00:24:05,612 --> 00:24:06,813 [DOORBELL RINGS] 609 00:24:11,584 --> 00:24:12,552 [DOORBELL RINGS] 610 00:24:17,256 --> 00:24:18,625 [DOORBELL RINGS] 611 00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:19,892 Sean: HANG ON, GODDAMN IT. 612 00:24:23,696 --> 00:24:25,031 Kimber: I'M SO SORRY, SEAN. MY 613 00:24:25,031 --> 00:24:26,132 DOLL MAKERS NEED THE PROTOTYPE 614 00:24:26,132 --> 00:24:27,767 BACK BY 9 A.M. TOMORROW FOR THE 615 00:24:27,767 --> 00:24:29,902 VEGAS RETAIL SHOW. I CALLED YOUR 616 00:24:29,902 --> 00:24:31,538 OFFICES, AND I WAS TOLD YOU HAD 617 00:24:31,538 --> 00:24:32,839 IT HERE. I CALLED SEVERAL 618 00:24:32,839 --> 00:24:34,173 TIMES, BUT I THOUGHT I'D SWING 619 00:24:34,173 --> 00:24:36,042 BY JUST IN CASE. 620 00:24:36,042 --> 00:24:37,644 ARE YOU OK? 621 00:24:37,644 --> 00:24:38,778 Sean: JUST A LITTLE SURPRISED 622 00:24:38,778 --> 00:24:39,812 IS ALL. 623 00:24:44,250 --> 00:24:45,151 Kimber: DID YOU PUT IN THE NEW 624 00:24:45,151 --> 00:24:46,018 VAGINA? 625 00:24:46,018 --> 00:24:48,054 Sean: UH, NO. 626 00:24:57,063 --> 00:24:58,665 Kimber: THEN WHY DOES SHE LOOK 627 00:24:58,665 --> 00:25:01,868 SO DISHEVELED? 628 00:25:01,868 --> 00:25:03,302 Sean: THIS IS REALLY 629 00:25:03,302 --> 00:25:06,639 EMBARRASSING, KIMBER. 630 00:25:06,639 --> 00:25:08,240 I HAD A LITTLE FUN WITH IT. 631 00:25:11,043 --> 00:25:14,346 Kimber: HOW WAS IT? 632 00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:15,648 Sean: DON'T YOU THINK IT'S 633 00:25:15,648 --> 00:25:16,683 STRANGE THAT I'VE MADE IT WITH A 634 00:25:16,683 --> 00:25:17,784 DOLL? 635 00:25:17,784 --> 00:25:19,218 Kimber: I THINK THERE WOULD BE 636 00:25:19,218 --> 00:25:22,288 DIDN'T. I MEAN, SHE'S HERE, AND 637 00:25:22,288 --> 00:25:25,825 YOU'RE ALONE. WHO WOULDN'T? 638 00:25:30,697 --> 00:25:33,165 SEAN, WHAT'S WRONG? 639 00:25:33,165 --> 00:25:34,801 Sean: I MISS HER. 640 00:25:34,801 --> 00:25:37,236 Kimber: AWW. 641 00:25:37,236 --> 00:25:39,038 Sean: I JUST MISS HER. 642 00:25:39,038 --> 00:25:41,941 Kimber: I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL. 643 00:25:41,941 --> 00:25:43,242 I MISS CHRISTIAN LIKE THAT 644 00:25:43,242 --> 00:25:44,310 SOMETIMES, TOO. 645 00:25:47,914 --> 00:25:50,282 Sean: WHY ARE YOU SO NICE TO ME? 646 00:25:50,282 --> 00:25:53,720 Kimber: 'CAUSE YOU NEED IT, AND 647 00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:55,321 BECAUSE YOU WERE NICE TO ME. 648 00:26:13,072 --> 00:26:14,040 Sean: THAT WAS OUT OF LINE. 649 00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:15,307 I'M SORRY. 650 00:26:15,307 --> 00:26:17,176 Kimber: I'M NOT. 651 00:26:32,091 --> 00:26:34,026 [BOTH MOANING LOUDLY] 652 00:26:36,262 --> 00:26:37,396 Kimber: OH, MY GOD. 653 00:26:37,396 --> 00:26:39,732 [LAUGHS] 654 00:26:39,732 --> 00:26:41,333 [BOTH PANTING] 655 00:26:41,333 --> 00:26:43,736 [BOTH LAUGH] 656 00:26:43,736 --> 00:26:45,938 Kimber: I BET YOUR VENUS IS IN 657 00:26:45,938 --> 00:26:47,073 SCORPIO. 658 00:26:47,073 --> 00:26:48,140 Sean: YOU THINK SO? 659 00:26:48,140 --> 00:26:49,408 Kimber: YEAH, I'D PUT MONEY ON 660 00:26:49,408 --> 00:26:50,076 IT. 661 00:26:54,146 --> 00:26:56,916 Kimber: MMM. OHH... 662 00:26:56,916 --> 00:26:59,285 SO... 663 00:26:59,285 --> 00:27:01,721 WHEN YOU WERE MAKING IT WITH THE 664 00:27:01,721 --> 00:27:02,755 ABOUT? 665 00:27:02,755 --> 00:27:03,956 Sean: HONESTLY? 666 00:27:03,956 --> 00:27:06,058 Kimber: MM-HMM. 667 00:27:06,058 --> 00:27:07,093 Sean: YOU. 668 00:27:09,428 --> 00:27:10,963 Kimber: THAT IS SO HOT. 669 00:27:10,963 --> 00:27:12,064 Sean: MMM. 670 00:27:12,064 --> 00:27:13,900 Kimber: MMM. 671 00:27:20,139 --> 00:27:21,240 Sean: I'LL GO MAKE COFFEE. 672 00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:24,110 Kimber: OH, NO, I'LL DO IT. YOU 673 00:27:24,110 --> 00:27:25,845 GO TAKE YOUR SHOWER. 674 00:27:40,927 --> 00:27:42,228 Sean: [PANTING] 675 00:27:47,266 --> 00:27:49,401 Kimber: WHERE DO YOU KEEP THE 676 00:27:49,401 --> 00:27:51,738 Julia: IN THE FREEZER. 677 00:27:51,738 --> 00:27:54,273 Kimber: OH, HI. I'M KIMBER. 678 00:27:54,273 --> 00:27:58,878 Julia: I'M JULIA, SEAN'S WIFE. 679 00:28:13,492 --> 00:28:14,493 Kimber: I HAVE ALWAYS HEARD SUCH 680 00:28:14,493 --> 00:28:19,331 NICE THINGS ABOUT YOU, JULIA. 681 00:28:19,331 --> 00:28:25,071 I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT ALL THIS. 682 00:28:25,071 --> 00:28:29,175 UH, SEAN... 683 00:28:29,175 --> 00:28:30,176 Julia: DON'T IGNORE HER ON MY 684 00:28:30,176 --> 00:28:31,377 ACCOUNT, SEAN. 685 00:28:36,182 --> 00:28:38,785 Kimber: WELL, SEAN, I KIND OF 686 00:28:38,785 --> 00:28:40,186 NEED MY DOLL BACK. 687 00:28:40,186 --> 00:28:42,521 Julia: DOLL? 688 00:28:42,521 --> 00:28:44,356 Kimber: MY DOLL. 689 00:28:51,530 --> 00:28:52,899 Sean: GO WAIT IN THE CAR, HONEY. 690 00:28:52,899 --> 00:28:54,266 I'LL BE OUT IN A MINUTE. 691 00:29:23,930 --> 00:29:25,031 Julia: HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN 692 00:29:25,031 --> 00:29:28,000 SLEEPING WITH HER? 693 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,569 OH, GOD. I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA 694 00:29:30,569 --> 00:29:31,904 BE SICK. 695 00:29:31,904 --> 00:29:34,907 Sean: WELCOME TO MY WORLD. IT 696 00:29:34,907 --> 00:29:36,408 DOESN'T FEEL GOOD, DOES IT? 697 00:29:36,408 --> 00:29:38,477 Julia: [SNIFFLES] 698 00:29:38,477 --> 00:29:43,449 I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M SURPRISED. 699 00:29:43,449 --> 00:29:45,017 I SHOULD HAVE LEFT YOU AFTER I 700 00:29:45,017 --> 00:29:46,618 FOUND OUT ABOUT MEGAN O'HARA. 701 00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:49,321 Sean: YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE GUTS 702 00:29:49,321 --> 00:29:50,122 WHY? 703 00:29:50,122 --> 00:29:50,857 Julia: BECAUSE I AM 704 00:29:50,857 --> 00:29:52,925 COMPASSIONATE, A QUALITY YOU 705 00:29:52,925 --> 00:29:53,559 LACK. 706 00:29:53,559 --> 00:29:54,426 Sean: BULL SHIT. YOU DIDN'T 707 00:29:54,426 --> 00:29:56,295 LEAVE SO YOU COULD HAVE SOMEONE 708 00:29:56,295 --> 00:29:58,130 WRONG IN YOUR LIFE. I DID YOU 709 00:29:58,130 --> 00:29:59,999 A FAVOR BY KICKING YOU OUT. 710 00:29:59,999 --> 00:30:03,302 NOW MAYBE YOU'LL DO SOMETHING 711 00:30:03,302 --> 00:30:04,536 BY GETTING LAID. 712 00:30:04,536 --> 00:30:07,206 Julia: WHILE YOU'RE ATTACKING MY 713 00:30:07,206 --> 00:30:08,640 HAVE A LOOK AT YOURS. IF YOU 714 00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:10,242 DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT ME AND 715 00:30:10,242 --> 00:30:12,178 ABOUT WHAT WE HAD, THEN FINE. 716 00:30:12,178 --> 00:30:13,545 BUT AT LEAST BE A MAN AND THINK 717 00:30:13,545 --> 00:30:15,547 ABOUT YOUR CHILDREN. THEY DON'T 718 00:30:15,547 --> 00:30:17,249 DESERVE TO HAVE WHORES 719 00:30:17,249 --> 00:30:18,617 WANDERING ABOUT THEIR HOME. 720 00:30:18,617 --> 00:30:19,618 Sean: KIMBER ISN'T A WHORE, 721 00:30:19,618 --> 00:30:22,955 JULIA. AND UNLIKE YOU, KIMBER 722 00:30:22,955 --> 00:30:26,492 KNOWS WHO SHE IS. KIMBER TAKES 723 00:30:26,492 --> 00:30:28,895 AWAY THE PAIN. 724 00:30:58,991 --> 00:31:02,094 Julia: WHOEVER YOU ARE... 725 00:31:02,094 --> 00:31:05,397 TELL SEAN... 726 00:31:05,397 --> 00:31:07,233 THAT I'M TAKING THE WAFFLE IRON, 727 00:31:07,233 --> 00:31:11,170 AND, UH...THAT I'LL DROP ANNIE 728 00:31:11,170 --> 00:31:14,206 AT HOME ON SUNDAY NIGHT. 729 00:31:14,206 --> 00:31:15,541 Sean: CALL TO MAKE SURE I'M 730 00:31:15,541 --> 00:31:18,344 HOME. I'M CHANGING THE LOCKS THE 731 00:31:18,344 --> 00:31:20,212 MINUTE YOU WALK OUT THAT DOOR. 732 00:31:27,253 --> 00:31:29,255 Ike: YEAH, I WANT THEM OUT. JUST 733 00:31:29,255 --> 00:31:30,222 TAKE THEM OUT. 734 00:31:30,222 --> 00:31:31,590 Christian: AS YOUR SURGEON, I'D 735 00:31:31,590 --> 00:31:34,026 LIKE TO KNOW WHY. IS THERE PAIN, 736 00:31:34,026 --> 00:31:35,527 PROBLEMS I'M UNAWARE OF? 737 00:31:35,527 --> 00:31:36,562 Ike: SURE, YEAH, THE PAIN SUCKS. 738 00:31:36,562 --> 00:31:38,297 SO DOES THE PRESSURE, BUT THIS 739 00:31:38,297 --> 00:31:40,499 WHOLE THING WAS JUST MISGUIDED, 740 00:31:40,499 --> 00:31:41,667 AND I'M SORRY I PUT EVERYONE 741 00:31:41,667 --> 00:31:43,269 THROUGH IT, OK? END OF STORY. 742 00:31:48,707 --> 00:31:51,743 Christian: I HOPE YOU HAVEN'T 743 00:31:51,743 --> 00:31:53,379 DO YOU HAVE TO GIVE IT BACK? 744 00:31:53,379 --> 00:31:56,548 Amy: YES, HE DOES. AND THE 5 745 00:31:56,548 --> 00:31:57,716 ELECTRIC ADJUSTABLE BEDS THAT WE 746 00:31:57,716 --> 00:31:58,717 BOUGHT FOR THE HOSPICE ALSO 747 00:31:58,717 --> 00:31:59,551 HAVE TO GO BACK. 748 00:31:59,551 --> 00:32:02,454 Ike: I'VE SAID I'M SORRY. 749 00:32:02,454 --> 00:32:04,090 MY WIFE IS PISSED, AS YOU 750 00:32:04,090 --> 00:32:04,656 CAN SEE. 751 00:32:04,656 --> 00:32:08,094 Amy: YOU COULD HAVE GIVEN IT A 752 00:32:08,094 --> 00:32:09,128 THE PAIN WILL DISSIPATE. 753 00:32:09,128 --> 00:32:10,362 Ike: I'LL WRITE ANOTHER BOOK. 754 00:32:10,362 --> 00:32:11,763 CALL IT MEN DISAPPOINT. 755 00:32:11,763 --> 00:32:13,132 Amy: [SIGHS] 756 00:32:13,132 --> 00:32:15,034 Christian: YOUR HUSBAND HAS A 757 00:32:15,034 --> 00:32:17,469 LEVEL OF TOLERANCE FOR PAIN. 758 00:32:17,469 --> 00:32:19,738 Amy: THAT'S SO HIM...JUMP INTO 759 00:32:19,738 --> 00:32:21,607 THINGS WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT 760 00:32:21,607 --> 00:32:22,541 COURSE TO JUMP OUT OF THEM 761 00:32:22,541 --> 00:32:23,475 WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT THEM. 762 00:32:23,475 --> 00:32:24,776 Ike: IT'S MY CHEST, MY CHOICE. 763 00:32:24,776 --> 00:32:26,112 Amy: I DIDN'T HAVE A CHOICE. 764 00:32:26,112 --> 00:32:27,079 WASN'T THAT THE POINT, TO 765 00:32:27,079 --> 00:32:27,746 UNDERSTAND? 766 00:32:27,746 --> 00:32:29,281 Ike: DON'T GUILT ME, AMY. 767 00:32:33,252 --> 00:32:34,786 I FEEL LIKE A FREAK, OK? YOU'RE 768 00:32:34,786 --> 00:32:35,621 ALWAYS GRABBING AT THEM, 769 00:32:35,621 --> 00:32:37,223 TOUCHING THEM. I HATE IT. 770 00:32:40,692 --> 00:32:42,094 Christian: MAYBE THIS BROUGHT UP 771 00:32:42,094 --> 00:32:43,529 MRS. CONNORS' FEELINGS ABOUT 772 00:32:43,529 --> 00:32:45,297 LOSING HER OWN BREASTS. MAYBE 773 00:32:45,297 --> 00:32:46,365 YOUR WIFE WOULD LIKE YOU TO KNOW 774 00:32:46,365 --> 00:32:47,499 WHAT SHE'S FEELING WHEN YOU 775 00:32:47,499 --> 00:32:50,636 TOUCH HER. I HAVE THE NAME OF A 776 00:32:50,636 --> 00:32:52,538 VERY GOOD COUNSELOR. HE'S HELPED 777 00:32:52,538 --> 00:32:53,772 A LOT OF OUR PATIENTS. 778 00:32:53,772 --> 00:32:55,541 Amy: THAT'S NOT IT. 779 00:32:55,541 --> 00:32:57,676 Ike: WELL, THEN WHAT AMY? WHY DO 780 00:32:57,676 --> 00:32:59,111 YOU LIKE MY TITS SO MUCH? WHAT, 781 00:32:59,111 --> 00:33:00,079 ARE YOU A LESBIAN? 782 00:33:00,079 --> 00:33:00,646 Amy: I'M NOT SURE. 783 00:33:04,616 --> 00:33:09,421 Ike: OK, WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 784 00:33:09,421 --> 00:33:10,756 HAVE YOU BEEN A LESBIAN THIS 785 00:33:10,756 --> 00:33:11,690 WHOLE TIME SINCE THAT THING IN 786 00:33:11,690 --> 00:33:12,458 COLLEGE-- 787 00:33:12,458 --> 00:33:13,625 Amy: I TOLD YOU WHEN WE MET, 788 00:33:13,625 --> 00:33:14,626 THAT WAS THE FIRST AND ONLY 789 00:33:14,626 --> 00:33:15,527 TIME. 790 00:33:17,696 --> 00:33:19,331 I DON'T KNOW. I HONESTLY DON'T 791 00:33:19,331 --> 00:33:20,366 KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING. 792 00:33:22,768 --> 00:33:25,671 THESE FEELINGS--I JUST... 793 00:33:25,671 --> 00:33:29,475 JUST ARE HAPPENING. I'M NOT 794 00:33:29,475 --> 00:33:32,778 ASKING FOR THEM, IKE. I DIDN'T 795 00:33:32,778 --> 00:33:35,714 SEE THEM COMING. 796 00:33:35,714 --> 00:33:39,118 Ike: OH, THAT'S RICH. I GET 797 00:33:39,118 --> 00:33:40,619 THESE BREASTS SO I CAN BE MORE 798 00:33:40,619 --> 00:33:42,154 IN TOUCH WITH MY FEMININE SIDE, 799 00:33:42,154 --> 00:33:43,355 AND WHAT THEY'VE ACCOMPLISHED IS 800 00:33:43,355 --> 00:33:44,656 PUTTING YOU MORE IN TOUCH WITH 801 00:33:44,656 --> 00:33:45,757 YOUR INNER DYKE. 802 00:33:51,697 --> 00:33:54,466 Amy: NICE PROSE, IKE. 803 00:33:54,466 --> 00:33:55,634 YOU WONDER WHY YOU'VE NEVER WON 804 00:33:55,634 --> 00:33:57,103 THE PULITZER. 805 00:33:59,705 --> 00:34:02,508 Christian: NOT TO GET TOO 806 00:34:02,508 --> 00:34:03,842 HAVE KNOWN MEN TO EMBRACE THEIR 807 00:34:03,842 --> 00:34:05,811 WIVES' ATTRACTION TO OTHER 808 00:34:05,811 --> 00:34:09,281 WOMEN. IF THE LINES ARE CLEARLY 809 00:34:09,281 --> 00:34:11,283 DRAWN, THEN IT ENHANCES THEIR 810 00:34:11,283 --> 00:34:12,184 SEX LIVES. 811 00:34:12,184 --> 00:34:14,120 Ike: I DON'T WANT SOME FREAK 812 00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:18,157 DEAL. I WANT AMY, THE OLD AMY. 813 00:34:21,893 --> 00:34:23,362 MY AMY. 814 00:34:27,266 --> 00:34:28,767 LIKE I SAID, JUST TAKE THEM OUT. 815 00:34:32,738 --> 00:34:34,140 [ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC BEGINS] 816 00:35:44,510 --> 00:35:45,777 Julia: HELLO. 817 00:35:45,777 --> 00:35:47,779 Man: HI. 818 00:35:47,779 --> 00:35:50,816 HEH. I'M ROGER. 819 00:35:56,955 --> 00:35:57,889 Roger: YOU LIKE APPLE MARTINIS, 820 00:35:57,889 --> 00:35:59,891 I SEE. 821 00:35:59,891 --> 00:36:03,962 Julia: I...I LIKE THE COLOR MORE 822 00:36:03,962 --> 00:36:05,464 THAN THE TASTE. 823 00:36:05,464 --> 00:36:06,398 Roger: HEY, WE'LL TAKE THE MOST 824 00:36:06,398 --> 00:36:07,366 EXPENSIVE DRINK YOU HAVE IN 825 00:36:07,366 --> 00:36:08,700 GREEN, ALL RIGHT? 826 00:36:08,700 --> 00:36:09,435 Julia: HEH. 827 00:36:09,435 --> 00:36:10,469 Roger: HEH. 828 00:36:13,539 --> 00:36:14,973 Julia: THIS IS A REALLY COOL 829 00:36:14,973 --> 00:36:15,974 PLACE. 830 00:36:15,974 --> 00:36:17,676 Roger: YEAH. 831 00:36:17,676 --> 00:36:20,011 Julia: I LIKE THAT RETRO THING. 832 00:36:20,011 --> 00:36:21,713 Roger: YEAH, I LIKE THAT, TOO. 833 00:36:21,713 --> 00:36:22,914 I LIKE STAYING HERE. YOU KNOW, 834 00:36:22,914 --> 00:36:25,451 WHEN I'M IN TOWN ON BUSINESS. 835 00:36:25,451 --> 00:36:29,321 YEAH. THE SERVICE IS, UH...IT'S 836 00:36:29,321 --> 00:36:30,489 REALLY GOOD HERE. 837 00:36:34,326 --> 00:36:35,594 TOLD YOU. 838 00:36:35,594 --> 00:36:37,329 Julia: HEH HEH. 839 00:36:37,329 --> 00:36:37,863 Roger: THANK YOU. 840 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:51,009 Julia: [LAUGHING] 841 00:36:51,009 --> 00:36:53,412 MMM. OH! 842 00:36:53,412 --> 00:36:54,613 Roger: OH, MY GOD. 843 00:36:54,613 --> 00:36:56,715 Julia: OH! THESE DRINKS ARE SO, 844 00:36:56,715 --> 00:36:58,484 UH...STRONG. 845 00:36:58,484 --> 00:37:00,752 [GIGGLES] 846 00:37:00,752 --> 00:37:02,721 Roger: FEELING NO PAIN, ARE YOU? 847 00:37:02,721 --> 00:37:04,623 Julia: OH, I'M FEELING IT, 848 00:37:04,623 --> 00:37:07,793 BELIEVE ME. 849 00:37:07,793 --> 00:37:09,861 Roger: YOU KNOW...IF YOU LIKE 850 00:37:09,861 --> 00:37:12,864 GREEN DRINKS, YOU REALLY SHOULD 851 00:37:12,864 --> 00:37:14,333 TRY ABSINTHE. 852 00:37:14,333 --> 00:37:16,302 Julia: MMM...WHAT'S THAT? 853 00:37:17,903 --> 00:37:18,970 WHAT? 854 00:37:18,970 --> 00:37:21,440 [GIGGLES] 855 00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:23,542 Roger: WELL, IT'S ILLEGAL, FOR 856 00:37:23,542 --> 00:37:26,011 STARTERS. IT'S LIKE...IT'S LIKE 857 00:37:26,011 --> 00:37:28,914 A LIQUID APHRODISIAC, 858 00:37:28,914 --> 00:37:31,016 ESPECIALLY...IT MAKES YOU HORNY 859 00:37:31,016 --> 00:37:31,917 AS HELL. 860 00:37:37,022 --> 00:37:38,557 Julia: I DON'T NEED ABSINTHE TO 861 00:37:38,557 --> 00:37:39,558 FEEL THAT WAY. 862 00:37:43,595 --> 00:37:46,398 Roger: YOU KNOW, UH... 863 00:37:46,398 --> 00:37:47,599 IF YOU LIKE THE DECOR SO MUCH, 864 00:37:47,599 --> 00:37:48,900 YOU KNOW, MAYBE--MAYBE YOU'D 865 00:37:48,900 --> 00:37:50,602 LIKE TO SEE ONE OF THE ROOMS. 866 00:37:56,642 --> 00:37:58,744 Julia: THE CHECK, PLEASE. 867 00:37:59,778 --> 00:38:01,713 [BOTH MOANING AND PANTING] 868 00:38:06,652 --> 00:38:07,686 Roger: OH, MY GOD. 869 00:38:07,686 --> 00:38:11,523 [PANTING] 870 00:38:11,523 --> 00:38:13,659 LET ME... 871 00:38:13,659 --> 00:38:15,026 LET ME GET MY THING, OK? 872 00:38:15,026 --> 00:38:18,464 Julia: MMM...NOT YET. I LIKE... 873 00:38:18,464 --> 00:38:20,065 I LIKE THIS PART. 874 00:38:20,065 --> 00:38:22,801 Roger: OH, MY GOD. THAT IS SO 875 00:38:22,801 --> 00:38:23,902 COOL THAT YOU JUST SAID THAT. 876 00:38:23,902 --> 00:38:27,373 THAT'S SO HOT. OH, MY GOD. 877 00:38:27,373 --> 00:38:29,341 [BOTH PANTING] 878 00:38:42,821 --> 00:38:44,556 Julia: GO GET YOUR THING. 879 00:38:44,556 --> 00:38:47,426 Roger: HEH HEH. 880 00:38:47,426 --> 00:38:49,395 OH... 881 00:38:49,395 --> 00:38:51,763 OK. ALL RIGHT. 882 00:38:53,064 --> 00:38:55,367 OK. OK. 883 00:39:01,907 --> 00:39:04,543 HEY... 884 00:39:04,543 --> 00:39:05,477 COME HERE. 885 00:39:08,514 --> 00:39:10,616 Julia: WHAT'S THIS? 886 00:39:10,616 --> 00:39:14,019 Roger: THAT'S THE BLACK THUNDER. 887 00:39:14,019 --> 00:39:17,022 Julia: MMM. WHY DO YOU HAVE 888 00:39:17,022 --> 00:39:17,923 THIS? 889 00:39:17,923 --> 00:39:18,890 Roger: IT'S MY FANTASY THAT A 890 00:39:18,890 --> 00:39:21,760 GIRL USE IT ON ME, AND YOU'RE 891 00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:23,995 THAT GIRL. HEH HEH HEH HEH. 892 00:39:23,995 --> 00:39:26,164 Julia: ROGER, I'M REALLY NOT 893 00:39:26,164 --> 00:39:27,633 INTO THIS. 894 00:39:27,633 --> 00:39:29,501 Roger: OH, COME ON, COME ON, 895 00:39:29,501 --> 00:39:30,602 NOT PAYING FOR STRAIGHT SEX, 896 00:39:30,602 --> 00:39:31,637 ALL RIGHT? I CAN GET THAT BACK 897 00:39:31,637 --> 00:39:32,638 HOME IN HOUSTON. 898 00:39:32,638 --> 00:39:34,072 Julia: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING 899 00:39:34,072 --> 00:39:35,140 Roger: COME ON. I'LL GIVE YOU 900 00:39:35,140 --> 00:39:37,208 $500, OK? BUT FOR THAT, I WANT 901 00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:38,877 SOME BANG FOR MY BUCK. 902 00:39:38,877 --> 00:39:41,447 Julia: I'M NOT A HOOKER. 903 00:39:41,447 --> 00:39:43,649 Roger: COME ON, ENOUGH ROLE 904 00:39:43,649 --> 00:39:44,983 IT ON. COME ON! 905 00:39:44,983 --> 00:39:45,851 Julia: LIKE I TOLD YOU-- 906 00:39:45,851 --> 00:39:47,519 Roger: NO, NO, HEY! COME ON! 907 00:39:47,519 --> 00:39:48,920 Julia: LET GO OF ME! 908 00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:49,921 Roger: PUT IT ON, YOU LITTLE 909 00:39:49,921 --> 00:39:51,690 TEASE! ALL RIGHT, YOU WANT TO 910 00:39:51,690 --> 00:39:52,824 PLAY ROUGH? FINE. WE'LL PLAY 911 00:39:52,824 --> 00:39:53,859 ROUGH. ALL RIGHT. WHAT DO YOU 912 00:39:53,859 --> 00:39:56,094 WANT, AN EXTRA 250? HUH? 913 00:39:56,094 --> 00:39:57,195 Julia: LET GO OF ME! 914 00:39:57,195 --> 00:39:58,497 Roger: UNH! 915 00:39:58,497 --> 00:40:00,432 Julia: AAH! 916 00:40:02,868 --> 00:40:05,504 Roger: OHH... 917 00:40:07,739 --> 00:40:09,140 OH, COME ON! DON'T CALL 918 00:40:09,140 --> 00:40:11,510 SECURITY, ALL RIGHT? HEY! 919 00:40:11,510 --> 00:40:13,244 [RATTLES DOOR] 920 00:40:13,244 --> 00:40:15,013 [FLEETWOOD MAC'S TUSK PLAYING] 921 00:40:20,151 --> 00:40:22,654 Christian: [GRUNTING] 922 00:40:22,654 --> 00:40:25,156 * WHY DON'T YOU ASK HIM 923 00:40:25,156 --> 00:40:27,025 WHAT'S GOING ON * 924 00:40:27,025 --> 00:40:29,828 Christian: YOU'RE FEELING 925 00:40:29,828 --> 00:40:31,530 YOU IN A GOOD MOOD 'CAUSE IT'S 926 00:40:31,530 --> 00:40:35,100 Sean: ACTUALLY, CHRISTIAN, I GOT 927 00:40:35,100 --> 00:40:38,103 Christian: GOOD FOR YOU. 928 00:40:38,103 --> 00:40:39,571 Sean: I SLEPT WITH KIMBER. 929 00:40:44,109 --> 00:40:45,076 Christian: HOW MUCH DID YOU 930 00:40:45,076 --> 00:40:47,078 PAY HER? 931 00:40:47,078 --> 00:40:48,079 Sean: 15 BLADE. 932 00:40:48,079 --> 00:40:48,980 * JUST TELL ME THAT 933 00:40:48,980 --> 00:40:49,881 YOU WANT ME 934 00:40:49,881 --> 00:40:50,849 AIEE * 935 00:40:56,154 --> 00:40:57,122 * TUSK * 936 00:40:57,122 --> 00:40:58,590 Sean: I WAS AN ANIMAL WITH HER. 937 00:40:58,590 --> 00:41:01,092 I DIDN'T THINK I HAD IT IN ME. 938 00:41:01,092 --> 00:41:03,094 I DIDN'T THINK I WAS THAT GUY. 939 00:41:03,094 --> 00:41:05,797 ANYWAY, I WANTED YOU TO KNOW. 940 00:41:09,300 --> 00:41:10,301 Christian: I CAN NOT BELIEVE 941 00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:11,302 YOU, SEAN. 942 00:41:11,302 --> 00:41:13,104 Sean: YOU DISCARDED HER LIKE A 943 00:41:13,104 --> 00:41:14,105 SERIOUSLY GONNA GET TERRITORIAL 944 00:41:14,105 --> 00:41:14,840 HERE? 945 00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:16,675 Christian: NOT AT ALL, 946 00:41:16,675 --> 00:41:17,843 SECONDS FOR ALL I CARE. 947 00:41:17,843 --> 00:41:18,910 Sean: WHY AM I THE HYPOCRITE? 948 00:41:18,910 --> 00:41:20,278 Christian: OH, FOR CHRIST'S 949 00:41:20,278 --> 00:41:22,180 OUT OF YOUR PUCKERED LITTLE 950 00:41:22,180 --> 00:41:23,181 I BANG PATIENTS. 951 00:41:23,181 --> 00:41:24,115 Sean: AND IF YOU REMEMBER, MY 952 00:41:24,115 --> 00:41:25,584 OUTRAGE WAS DIRECTED AT HOW YOU 953 00:41:25,584 --> 00:41:26,585 TREATED THEM AFTER YOU BANGED 954 00:41:26,585 --> 00:41:27,218 THEM. 955 00:41:27,218 --> 00:41:29,187 Christian: IT'S A PITY YOU 956 00:41:29,187 --> 00:41:30,656 DIDN'T LEARN FROM THE ERROR OF 957 00:41:30,656 --> 00:41:31,557 MY WAYS. 958 00:41:31,557 --> 00:41:33,258 Sean: YOU CAN'T STAND TO SEE 959 00:41:33,258 --> 00:41:35,260 BOTHERING YOU. YOU TREAT WOMEN 960 00:41:35,260 --> 00:41:37,596 LIKE SHIT. THINKING ABOUT HER 961 00:41:37,596 --> 00:41:40,866 WITH ME JUST RUBBED YOUR FACE 962 00:41:40,866 --> 00:41:43,101 Christian: YOU'RE JUST BITTER 963 00:41:43,101 --> 00:41:45,003 AND TRYING TO SETTLE THE SCORE. 964 00:41:48,674 --> 00:41:49,675 Sean: I THINK I ALREADY DID. 965 00:41:52,243 --> 00:41:53,011 Nurse: YOUR WIFE IS ON 966 00:41:53,011 --> 00:41:53,879 THE PHONE. 967 00:41:53,879 --> 00:41:56,882 Sean: I'M IN SURGERY. TAKE A 968 00:41:56,882 --> 00:41:57,916 Nurse: SHE'S CRYING. 969 00:42:00,652 --> 00:42:02,020 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 970 00:42:09,595 --> 00:42:10,328 Sean: WHERE IS MY WIFE? 971 00:42:10,328 --> 00:42:12,764 Roger: YOUR WIFE? 972 00:42:12,764 --> 00:42:14,933 OK, OK, LOOK, I DID NOT KNOW 973 00:42:14,933 --> 00:42:16,602 THIS, ALL RIGHT? I THOUGHT SHE 974 00:42:16,602 --> 00:42:17,302 WAS A HOOKER. 975 00:42:17,302 --> 00:42:18,937 Sean: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING 976 00:42:18,937 --> 00:42:19,938 HERSELF IN YOUR BATHROOM. SHE 977 00:42:19,938 --> 00:42:20,972 SAID YOU WERE VIOLENT. 978 00:42:20,972 --> 00:42:23,675 Roger: LISTEN, CALM DOWN, ALL 979 00:42:23,675 --> 00:42:24,643 WANTED TO GET LAID. 980 00:42:24,643 --> 00:42:25,911 Sean: YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT. 981 00:42:25,911 --> 00:42:27,946 Roger: I THOUGHT SHE WAS A 982 00:42:27,946 --> 00:42:29,047 REASONABLE ASSUMPTION. SHE 983 00:42:29,047 --> 00:42:30,315 PICKED ME UP IN A HOOKER BAR. 984 00:42:30,315 --> 00:42:31,282 AND THEN WE GET UP HERE, AND I 985 00:42:31,282 --> 00:42:32,918 TAKE MY TOY OUT, AND SHE JUST 986 00:42:32,918 --> 00:42:34,686 WHIGS OUT. LISTEN, I'M SORRY. 987 00:42:34,686 --> 00:42:36,655 I'M SORRY IF I WAS INSENSITIVE, 988 00:42:36,655 --> 00:42:38,123 ALL RIGHT? BUT IF YOU DON'T WANT 989 00:42:38,123 --> 00:42:39,157 PEOPLE TO THINK THAT YOU'RE A 990 00:42:39,157 --> 00:42:40,258 HOOKER, YOU SHOULDN'T ACT 991 00:42:40,258 --> 00:42:41,192 LIKE ONE. 992 00:42:41,192 --> 00:42:43,128 Sean: YOU LOOK LIKE THE KIND OF 993 00:42:43,128 --> 00:42:44,162 ARE HOOKERS. 994 00:42:44,162 --> 00:42:47,966 Roger: OK. 995 00:42:47,966 --> 00:42:50,636 I'M GONNA...I'M GOING FOR A 996 00:42:50,636 --> 00:42:53,238 NIGHTCAP. GET YOUR WIFE OUT OF 997 00:42:53,238 --> 00:42:56,675 MY BATHROOM. TAKE HER HOME. 998 00:42:56,675 --> 00:42:58,143 [DOOR OPENS] 999 00:42:58,143 --> 00:42:59,210 [DOOR CLOSES] 1000 00:43:02,213 --> 00:43:06,351 Julia: OH, MY GOD, SEAN. I'M SO 1001 00:43:06,351 --> 00:43:09,988 SORRY. I'M SO SORRY. 1002 00:43:09,988 --> 00:43:13,692 Sean: WHAT...WERE YOU THINKING, 1003 00:43:13,692 --> 00:43:14,726 JULIA? 1004 00:43:14,726 --> 00:43:17,295 Julia: LOOK, JUST GET ME OUT OF 1005 00:43:17,295 --> 00:43:19,665 HERE. I'LL EXPLAIN IN THE CAR. 1006 00:43:19,665 --> 00:43:22,000 Sean: I GET IT. I TOTALLY GET 1007 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,301 IT. IT'S JUST ANOTHER WAFFLE 1008 00:43:23,301 --> 00:43:25,837 IRON. YOU CAN'T HAVE ME. YOU 1009 00:43:25,837 --> 00:43:27,839 CAN'T LET GO. SO YOU'RE GONNA 1010 00:43:27,839 --> 00:43:29,374 KEEP FINDING WAYS TO PREY ON MY 1011 00:43:29,374 --> 00:43:30,776 SYMPATHY, THROW YOURSELF IN 1012 00:43:30,776 --> 00:43:32,277 FRONT OF ME, MAKE ME COME AND 1013 00:43:32,277 --> 00:43:33,745 PICK UP THE PIECES OF YOUR SAD 1014 00:43:33,745 --> 00:43:34,713 LITTLE LIFE. 1015 00:43:34,713 --> 00:43:35,781 Julia: OH, YEAH, RIGHT. LIKE I 1016 00:43:35,781 --> 00:43:38,049 WANTED YOU TO SEE ME LIKE THIS. 1017 00:43:41,853 --> 00:43:44,189 OH, ALL I WANTED WAS JUST A 1018 00:43:44,189 --> 00:43:47,092 GOOD, OLD-FASHIONED, MINDLESS 1019 00:43:47,092 --> 00:43:51,129 SEXUAL ENCOUNTER. 1020 00:43:51,129 --> 00:43:52,363 HOW AM I ANY DIFFERENT FROM YOU, 1021 00:43:52,363 --> 00:43:53,732 SEAN? 1022 00:43:53,732 --> 00:43:56,301 Sean: I DIDN'T CALL YOU SOBBING 1023 00:43:56,301 --> 00:43:58,136 AND BEGGING YOU TO COME GET ME. 1024 00:44:04,409 --> 00:44:08,413 TAKE A TAXI HOME. AND FOR GOD'S 1025 00:44:08,413 --> 00:44:10,281 SAKE, GET YOURSELF CLEANED UP 1026 00:44:10,281 --> 00:44:11,950 BEFORE ANNIE SEES YOU. 1027 00:44:17,288 --> 00:44:18,289 [JAMES TAYLOR'S DON'T LET ME BE 1028 00:44:18,289 --> 00:44:19,490 LONELY TONIGHT BEGINS] 1029 00:44:19,490 --> 00:44:21,927 * DO ME WRONG 1030 00:44:21,927 --> 00:44:25,997 DO ME RIGHT, 1031 00:44:25,997 --> 00:44:27,398 TELL ME LIES 1032 00:44:27,398 --> 00:44:32,203 BUT HOLD ME TIGHT, 1033 00:44:32,203 --> 00:44:33,805 SAVE YOUR GOOD-BYES 1034 00:44:33,805 --> 00:44:37,042 FOR THE MORNING LIGHT, 1035 00:44:37,042 --> 00:44:38,744 BUT DON'T LET ME 1036 00:44:38,744 --> 00:44:40,979 BE LONELY TONIGHT * 1037 00:44:44,049 --> 00:44:45,183 [ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS] 1038 00:44:45,183 --> 00:44:46,785 Kimber: HEY, SEAN, IT'S ME, 1039 00:44:46,785 --> 00:44:48,820 KIMBER. I HAD TO GO TO ORLANDO 1040 00:44:48,820 --> 00:44:51,056 FOR A CONVENTION, SO I LEFT YOU 1041 00:44:51,056 --> 00:44:54,259 THE NEXT BEST THING. BRAND-NEW, 1042 00:44:54,259 --> 00:44:57,328 IMPROVED MISS KIMBER DOLL. 1043 00:44:57,328 --> 00:44:58,196 ENJOY. 1044 00:44:58,196 --> 00:44:59,164 * DON'T SAY YES 1045 00:44:59,164 --> 00:45:02,801 BUT PLEASE DON'T SAY NO 1046 00:45:02,801 --> 00:45:03,902 I DON'T WANT 1047 00:45:03,902 --> 00:45:07,038 TO BE LONELY TONIGHT * 1048 00:45:17,348 --> 00:45:18,449 * I DON'T WANT 1049 00:45:18,449 --> 00:45:21,887 TO BE LONELY TONIGHT * 1050 00:45:31,129 --> 00:45:32,130 [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL 1051 00:45:32,130 --> 00:45:33,131 CAPTIONING INSTITUTE 1052 00:45:33,131 --> 00:45:34,065 --www.ncicap.org--]