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Hey Kia!

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What is this?

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It's a party... enjoy yourself

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I'll just he back

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It's a Wedding not a seminar

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Come on, enjoy yourself!

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I'll just he hack

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Don't feel shy my dear...

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Take this

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Loosen up and enjoy yourself

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Take it

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— Let's enjoy?
— Sorry...

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- I have my chums
- Excuse me?

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Chums? Periods?

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Menstrual cycle?

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No problem! Stay free!

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Enj "Y!

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<i>M15. Axon...</i>

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I hope you are happy with
the wedding arrangements

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Please don't say that...

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Can't you see how much
everyone is enjoying?

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Forget about everyone...

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Look how happy 0111 son is!

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Your daughter is lovely

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She will take good care of him

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MI. KapooI, it's true...

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behind every successful

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there has to be a woman

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The two of us are
living proof of that!

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Today he is VP, tomorrow
he will be President...

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then CEO, Chairman

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How can a man work for
16-hours a day...

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without a good support system?

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My daughteI-in-law will
5011 out this fool's life

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Thank you!

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Hey Kia!
What are you doing here'?

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Go enjoy yourself

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Hello? Hello?

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Hello?

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How can I enjoy myself?

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My best friend is dying!

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Today her happiness, dreams,
identity, independence...

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Basically it's her last day
of being alive

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From tomorrow she will
be a support...

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Like a pillar...

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Ya, ya pillar

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S1116, that's important too

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But the world will always say...

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Wow! What a building!

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Who talks about the poor pillar'?

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No, no I like marriage

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It's a nice concept

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But Why should I spend my
life with someone

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who afleI 40 years will look
into my eyes and say...

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Thank you for being my pillar!

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Enjoy, enjoy

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You 0k?

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Sorry!

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Sorry!

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You Want something?

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Ma!

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I Want my mom!

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Yes Msfam?

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Can you get this gentleman...

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- his Ma?
- Excuse me?

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Mom?

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Kahil

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<i>Kin</i>

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Mom...

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would hold my hand really tight
during take off and landing...

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Like this...

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She was very scared of flying

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Was?

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It's been 10 years
since she passed away

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Today is her birthday...

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That's Why...

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something happened,
something flashed,

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something crashed. . .
and you received this gifi

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What gifl?

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The gifl of seeing a boy cry
live in flout of a gill

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You're haPPY light- - -

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that your mom was born?

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Then why cry on her birthday'?

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Celebrate!

85
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Happy birthday Aunty!

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Dad's alive right?

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Ya

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Are you sad that he is'?

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No. . . he's 0k

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Mama's boy!

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Mama's boy does not
like his Daddy?

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It's not that.
It's tough...

93
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to like MI. Bhausal is tough

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My dad is Kumat Bansal

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Bansal?

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The builder'?

97
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I'm already liking you!

98
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You're the son of the man
who owns half of Delhi!

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The most expensive scotch!

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Double, on the rocks
please!

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This is the problem with
low cost airlines

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You can't tell the rich
from the poor

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Everyone travels economy

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So'?
MI. Kabit Bansal...

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You were in Chandigarh
to buy Chandigarh'?

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No.
My friend had a break-up...

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I was there for normal support

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Cheers!

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To your friend's freedom

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So...

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Having issues with dad?

112
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You Want to transform his
business with your new ideas...

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but he's not agreeing.
Corn-wt?

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He Wants to show you
he's still the boss

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The usual problem with
big business families

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First produce a son
to takeover the business

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When the son is ready
to takeover,

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the father is not ready
to handover!

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The usual "father-son" friction

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I totally get it

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I have no interest in
my dad's business

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What?

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And before you order another
double on the rocks...

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I Want to share a big
truth with you

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What?

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This expensive scotch
of yours. ..

127
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I can't afford it

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Are you Kulnal Bansa1's stepson?

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No, the one and only son

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But if I have no interest in
dad's business,

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to have interest in
his money ...

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not cool, right?

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So What do you do then?

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Why'?
Do I have to do something?

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Yes of course!
Why do you need to do anything?

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Whether you are interested
in dad's money...

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or not...

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after he's gone it's
all yours anyway

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- What do you do?
- I work at Marion

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What do you do there'?

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I'm a Marketing Manager

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What plans ater that?

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After that, in a couple of years
I'll be Vice President

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Ater that?

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I will be CEO

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WOW!

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With such clarity...

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every dream comes true

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- We should have a dream in life
- Correct!

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OI of course...

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a dad!

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Yes, I have a dad

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But even I have a dream

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- Don't tell me!
- Okay I Won't tell you

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Okay tell!

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Because actually I really
want to know...

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When someone has everything...

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What would his dream be?

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Tell...

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I Want to be like my mom

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Excuse me?

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I...

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want to be like my mother

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My Plume!

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00:12:05,091 --> 00:12:06,229
When-is my phone?

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Give me your number

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I just called to say
I am not a "She", I am a "He"

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What?

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I'm not gay.
I don't Want to change my sex...

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I hate pink...

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I like Women.
I like Whiskey

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You hid my phone so
you could get my number, right'?

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Cheap whiskey tomorrow night'?

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Can I be honest?

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I did find you a hit Weird

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So why did you come to
meet a weirdo'?

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Just like the hook at the
end of a TV episode...

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which compels you to Watch
the next episode

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0111 meeting also ended
somewhat like that

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"I Want to be like my mom!"

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And than? And than?
And than? And than?

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So just curiosity

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If it's not a problem
to be like your dad,

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then What's the problem
with being like your mom?

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They both produced Inc...

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Haven't ever heard a man say...

187
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that he Wants to be like
his Mommy

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00:13:19,365 --> 00:13:21,709
Didn't Rajiv become like
Indira Gandhi'?

189
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Doesn't RaJml Want to
be like Sonia?

190
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Who was your mom?

191
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Which country was she
the PM of!

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She was an artist...

193
00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:31,346
Was she a singer, dancer,
sculptor...

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Housewife

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- What?
- She was a housewife

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And than? And than?
And than? And than?

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Today's episode...

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same time, same place?

199
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,141
The shock has given me
severe acidity...

200
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Can't drink tonight

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Mafixm

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00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:56,544
What's this?

203
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Dont know.
Came by courier

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00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:07,013
Dig one'?

205
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:11,454
Gelusil?

206
00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:29,042
It's not the alcohol...

207
00:14:29,335 --> 00:14:31,246
it's the curiosity that's
causing the acidity

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00:14:31,337 --> 00:14:33,248
Housewives are the
world's greatest artists

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00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:36,219
- What's there to be curious'?
- It's not that...

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00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:38,514
I'm just curious to know
why an IINI(B) topper,

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00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:41,559
instead of taking his
dad's business forward...

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00:14:41,647 --> 00:14:45,220
dreams to he a housewife
like his mom?

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00:14:45,284 --> 00:14:47,059
How do you know I'm
from IINI(B)'?

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00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:49,225
Facebook.
It's a small world you know

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00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:51,565
But my Facebook page hasn't
been active for ages

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00:14:52,258 --> 00:14:54,704
I saw your picture on a
Facebook friend's page

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00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:55,603
Who?

218
00:14:55,661 --> 00:14:57,368
- Neha
- Dlmpia?

219
00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:58,768
Dholakia

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00:14:59,265 --> 00:15:01,643
Forget about yesterday...

221
00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:04,545
Yesterday is old news...

222
00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:08,313
I didn't see any
suggestive pictures

223
00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:11,083
It was tagged,
"Me and my genius topper friend"

224
00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:13,522
So I assumed you guys
were batch mates

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00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:15,348
But now I'm 011110115...

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00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:19,090
Before more curiousity
gives you more acidity...

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00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:21,121
Eat!

228
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:23,396
How do you know I
like this pasta?

229
00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:30,203
You: tresses, long and
thick like spaghetti...

230
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,640
Eyes, black like olives...

231
00:15:32,698 --> 00:15:36,043
actually,
eyes not so black...

232
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Nose pointed like
baby corn

233
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Cheeks flushed like
cherry tomatoes

234
00:15:42,408 --> 00:15:45,287
Lips made of sliced
bell pepper

235
00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:48,114
A spicy tongue like
jalapeo

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00:15:48,347 --> 00:15:50,327
You are a full on pasta dish

237
00:15:50,349 --> 00:15:52,351
You're not going to eat
stuffed Indian bread

238
00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:54,222
Wow Kahil!

239
00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:56,165
I'm floored

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00:15:56,656 --> 00:16:00,035
No one has ever seen n1e
as a vegetable shop!

241
00:16:00,526 --> 00:16:02,199
So romantic

242
00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:05,109
How can anyone be
romantic with you'?

243
00:16:05,164 --> 00:16:06,199
You Want to arrive fast...

244
00:16:06,265 --> 00:16:09,041
eat fast, talk fast, listen fast...

245
00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:10,376
move ahead fast. ..

246
00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:12,110
Romance...

247
00:16:12,171 --> 00:16:15,015
happens in slow motion

248
00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:23,994
Now did you feel something?

249
00:16:27,019 --> 00:16:28,020
Neha...

250
00:16:28,387 --> 00:16:29,627
<i>But somethings fishy</i>

251
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:32,033
The pasta's veg,
how can it be fishy'?

252
00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:35,539
If you didn't Want to
he in business,

253
00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:36,733
Why do an MBA?

254
00:16:37,029 --> 00:16:38,337
Before being against something...

255
00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:40,308
one should understand
it fully

256
00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:42,435
Why are you so
against business?

257
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:45,312
What is business?
A man has a dream...

258
00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:47,449
To fulfill it he starts
a company

259
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:49,449
He employs people to
run the company...

260
00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:52,045
and gives them all a dream
of "moving ahead"

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Working day and night,
"moving ahead",

262
00:16:54,046 --> 00:16:56,048
earning millions,
they become blind...

263
00:16:56,115 --> 00:16:58,755
and can't even see that their dreams
were fulfilled long ago

264
00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:01,493
Instead of enjoying the
fruits of their labour,

265
00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:04,057
they keep "moving ahead"
like zombies!

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00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:06,294
Acidity, stress,
heart problems ...

267
00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:09,702
Finally they end up in an expensive
private hospital and say...

268
00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:15,070
"Thank God! I can afford
World-class medical treatment"

269
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:19,148
What? I'm serious!

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00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:22,152
This mantra of moving ahead
is the most dangerous

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00:17:22,408 --> 00:17:23,751
Who are you moving
ahead of!

272
00:17:24,010 --> 00:17:26,422
Where are you going'?
Why are you going'?

273
00:17:27,079 --> 00:17:29,320
In the housewife sector,
there's no "moving ahead" madness

274
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,324
There's no ranking in
this industry

275
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:33,421
So no insecurity,
no acidity

276
00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:35,428
only happiness

277
00:17:38,624 --> 00:17:40,228
Oh great Saint Kabit

278
00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:42,196
You're full of shit

279
00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:44,733
Your goal is to avoid
hard work all your life

280
00:17:45,131 --> 00:17:47,304
I've never heard such a rubbish
philosophy in my life

281
00:17:47,433 --> 00:17:48,411
Why?

282
00:17:48,434 --> 00:17:51,438
If someone like your dad
does not dream of "moving ahead"...

283
00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:55,584
then how do you become a housewife
and sit at home like your mom?

284
00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:58,680
Mom didn't sit at home

285
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:05,654
I'm really sorry.
I didn't mean it like that

286
00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:07,254
How did you mean it than?

287
00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:10,064
What did you mean?

288
00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:12,200
Without a visiting card
or designation...

289
00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:14,066
a person has no value?

290
00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:16,469
Is making a home lesser
than any profession?

291
00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:18,141
It's the biggest bloody
art in the World...

292
00:18:18,197 --> 00:18:19,699
The art of having
no dlealns for yourself

293
00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:21,274
The art of being happy for others

294
00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:24,008
The art of happily
sacrificing your identity

295
00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:26,317
Do you know What is
MIS. Bausa1's actual name?

296
00:18:27,139 --> 00:18:29,380
She was a pillar for my
big builder dad

297
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:31,317
A building falls without support

298
00:18:31,377 --> 00:18:34,119
Just because she was not
famous or making millions...

299
00:18:34,213 --> 00:18:35,590
she "sat at home and did nothing"?

300
00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:37,756
She was creating a home

301
00:18:38,017 --> 00:18:39,587
My mother was an artist...

302
00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:41,063
A great artist

303
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,622
And like every great artist...

304
00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:44,224
she was also very sensitive

305
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:46,103
She died early because...

306
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,729
just like you, one day my
father told her...

307
00:18:47,994 --> 00:18:50,304
"What do you do except sit at home!"

308
00:18:53,499 --> 00:18:55,638
My goal is not to
avoid hard work

309
00:18:56,202 --> 00:18:59,012
But I work hard to avoid
useless goals

310
00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:14,292
Hey I'm sorry...

311
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:15,658
I'm really sorry

312
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,498
I didn't mean it like that

313
00:19:18,357 --> 00:19:19,495
Hello?

314
00:19:19,558 --> 00:19:21,560
Sorry man!
What do you Want me to do?

315
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,340
Come on now Kahil

316
00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:28,970
Aren't you a topper?
Please forgive lesser mortals

317
00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:30,303
Enough Kahil

318
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:33,484
Even you: morn wouldn't approve of
such behaviour towards a gill

319
00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:51,134
Sunday tomorrow.
What are you doing'?

320
00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:52,525
I have work in office

321
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,005
- Take the day off
- It's tough

322
00:19:55,161 --> 00:19:56,299
Means you're not sorry

323
00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:58,734
Hey, this is so cool!

324
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:01,637
Shit man!

325
00:20:02,234 --> 00:20:04,339
This is the solution to
global Warming!

326
00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:07,144
Why do people buy cats?

327
00:20:08,574 --> 00:20:10,645
Actually maybe for women
not so good

328
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,280
Then-is a lot you don't know

329
00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:17,283
Yes... Can't tell from that beard
that you're a kid!

330
00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:19,523
Your (one does not sound
like you are sorry

331
00:20:20,019 --> 00:20:21,157
No, no...

332
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:24,030
There's a child in everyone,
so it's cool

333
00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,329
You don't Want to go on
the toy train?

334
00:20:27,693 --> 00:20:29,434
It's for ages under 12

335
00:20:30,496 --> 00:20:31,668
I love trains

336
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:37,643
Vintage steam engines,
mini locomotives

337
00:20:38,037 --> 00:20:39,380
Many Iale models are here

338
00:20:39,705 --> 00:20:41,776
Even I have... a full train set!

339
00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:44,513
The world is into space travel

340
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,352
And you're stuck in
steam engines'?

341
00:20:47,179 --> 00:20:48,749
The romance of trains...

342
00:20:49,315 --> 00:20:50,794
You Won't get it

343
00:20:51,183 --> 00:20:53,288
You're a robot!
Corporate robot

344
00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:56,257
Your hardware has no
sofl feelings

345
00:20:56,689 --> 00:20:58,532
You're a corporate psychopath

346
00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:01,037
If it were up to you,
you'd kill all office-goers

347
00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:03,530
There is sofiness

348
00:21:03,729 --> 00:21:04,707
Touch and see

349
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:10,345
Just stone

350
00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:12,508
Did your mom and dad
feed you granite?

351
00:21:13,672 --> 00:21:15,151
Not mom and dad

352
00:21:15,674 --> 00:21:16,744
Just mom

353
00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:19,512
I was Z when I lost my dad
in an accident

354
00:21:19,678 --> 00:21:21,419
He died very young

355
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:23,150
So only morn after that

356
00:21:23,315 --> 00:21:24,760
She married fast,
had a baby fast

357
00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:26,257
became single fast

358
00:21:26,752 --> 00:21:29,062
So now you know Why
I am "fist-fast"

359
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:31,158
Hereditary problem

360
00:21:32,558 --> 00:21:34,367
I'm so sorry

361
00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:36,131
Happens

362
00:21:36,429 --> 00:21:38,739
AfleI dad died mom
made herself busy

363
00:21:40,332 --> 00:21:42,141
She became the queen
of social work

364
00:21:42,568 --> 00:21:44,377
Today she runs a few NGOs

365
00:21:48,441 --> 00:21:50,182
I've always missed having a home

366
00:21:50,743 --> 00:21:52,484
and a perfect family

367
00:21:54,380 --> 00:21:56,485
I had some sofiness too...

368
00:21:57,116 --> 00:21:58,561
But now this is me

369
00:22:03,589 --> 00:22:04,693
Are you single'?

370
00:22:04,723 --> 00:22:06,293
Why, do I look double to you?

371
00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:07,531
Don't you have a boyfriend?

372
00:22:07,593 --> 00:22:08,731
On and off...

373
00:22:09,061 --> 00:22:10,199
But no one permanent

374
00:22:10,296 --> 00:22:12,435
- You scare them away?
- Boys are chicken

375
00:22:12,498 --> 00:22:15,001
They can't handle a woman
more ambitious than them

376
00:22:15,034 --> 00:22:16,411
So you're going
to die single?

377
00:22:16,435 --> 00:22:18,176
In an expensive hospital

378
00:22:19,138 --> 00:22:20,549
But Why are you so curious?

379
00:22:20,706 --> 00:22:22,583
Why? Do you hold the
copyright to he curious?

380
00:22:22,641 --> 00:22:24,450
Ok ask me

381
00:22:24,610 --> 00:22:27,386
- When is you: birthday'?
- 15th April

382
00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:30,626
What are you saying?
Mine too! 15th AprilH

383
00:22:30,683 --> 00:22:33,664
- What'? Don't lie
- Here look, my I.D.

384
00:22:33,786 --> 00:22:36,357
You think we are twins
separated at birth?

385
00:22:37,623 --> 00:22:38,658
1988!

386
00:22:39,291 --> 00:22:40,361
And you?

387
00:22:41,460 --> 00:22:43,133
Where are you: manners'?

388
00:22:43,729 --> 00:22:45,766
Never ask a woman her
year of birth!

389
00:22:47,133 --> 00:22:49,773
Did you see the 1983 World Cup,
when India won'?

390
00:22:51,137 --> 00:22:52,775
No. I Wasn't horn then

391
00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:56,042
And the 1987 World Cup'?
When Australia won'?

392
00:22:56,108 --> 00:22:58,714
- No. I was too young
- That means you are '84 born

393
00:22:58,744 --> 00:23:01,691
- '85
- You said it, I didn't ask!

394
00:23:04,183 --> 00:23:06,026
Do you like kids?

395
00:23:06,685 --> 00:23:09,029
Yes. But othefs

396
00:23:09,722 --> 00:23:12,498
Don't kids slit your
maternal instincts?

397
00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:14,696
There are so many
kids around

398
00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:16,604
Why produce one more'?

399
00:23:16,662 --> 00:23:18,141
Afraid'?

400
00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:22,743
Kids and marriage will hijack
your flight to success?

401
00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:27,046
The idea of marriage is good

402
00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:28,749
It's nice to have someone

403
00:23:29,475 --> 00:23:30,647
To talk to...

404
00:23:30,776 --> 00:23:32,517
like a special friend...

405
00:23:32,611 --> 00:23:34,613
who you can
cuddle and sleep with!

406
00:23:35,114 --> 00:23:37,116
Your own private happy space

407
00:23:37,716 --> 00:23:40,458
But a Woman pays too heavy
a price in marriage

408
00:23:40,586 --> 00:23:44,033
No offense to you: morn, but
the responsibility of a happy home,

409
00:23:44,223 --> 00:23:45,725
is always forced
onto the woman

410
00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:47,635
However evolved a man is...

411
00:23:48,060 --> 00:23:50,267
a woman's career somewhere
gets compromised

412
00:23:50,462 --> 00:23:52,635
Marriage is not foI me

413
00:23:52,798 --> 00:23:56,371
Why? So many Women
manage both Well

414
00:23:57,036 --> 00:23:58,538
They're super, super women

415
00:23:58,571 --> 00:24:01,017
So aren't you a super, super,
super woman?

416
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:02,218
Not at all

417
00:24:02,308 --> 00:24:04,117
So marry me then!

418
00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:13,619
If you Want to slap me,
then on this cheek please...

419
00:24:13,686 --> 00:24:15,256
I have dental problems this side

420
00:24:19,658 --> 00:24:22,229
The doctor said I have to
extract my wisdom tooth

421
00:24:22,494 --> 00:24:24,235
"You're too wise! "

422
00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:26,605
Now Who's fist-fast?

423
00:24:26,665 --> 00:24:28,542
Slow down!

424
00:24:28,701 --> 00:24:30,738
Why should I be the scapegoat
for you to be a housewife?

425
00:24:31,570 --> 00:24:32,605
Scapegoat?

426
00:24:36,075 --> 00:24:39,215
You Want to move ahead fast,
I don't Want to move ahead at all

427
00:24:39,245 --> 00:24:41,782
You Want marriage but
you don't Want the domestic hassles

428
00:24:42,047 --> 00:24:43,253
I Want marriage too...

429
00:24:43,616 --> 00:24:46,426
but don't want the office,
career, ambition hassles

430
00:24:47,052 --> 00:24:48,258
Even out birthdays are the same

431
00:24:48,554 --> 00:24:50,761
Ok I'm thlee years younger,
but big deal!

432
00:24:51,023 --> 00:24:53,264
We are 100% made for each other

433
00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:55,669
Unless of coulse you're chicken...

434
00:24:56,629 --> 00:25:00,099
And can't handle
a man without ambition

435
00:25:05,204 --> 00:25:06,615
I'm not in love with you

436
00:25:07,072 --> 00:25:08,312
NeiLheI am I

437
00:25:08,474 --> 00:25:10,454
If you're not in love then
why do you want to marry'?

438
00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:11,715
We should get married filst...

439
00:25:11,977 --> 00:25:14,116
If we fall in love before...
what will we do after marriage'?

440
00:25:17,383 --> 00:25:19,329
You're breathing is heavy...

441
00:25:19,551 --> 00:25:21,588
You're breaking into a sweat...

442
00:25:23,322 --> 00:25:25,199
You're body is trembling...

443
00:25:25,457 --> 00:25:27,368
You're not in love'?

444
00:25:29,061 --> 00:25:30,734
With my one touch...

445
00:25:31,363 --> 00:25:33,502
your heart was pounding...

446
00:25:34,633 --> 00:25:36,544
You couldn't speak a word...

447
00:25:37,302 --> 00:25:40,511
Skipped woIk to hang
with an aimless dude and...

448
00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:42,416
eat greasy food...

449
00:25:45,110 --> 00:25:46,316
You're not in love'?

450
00:25:56,121 --> 00:25:58,465
Foolish love... Foolish love

451
00:25:58,691 --> 00:26:00,568
<i>This love of mus</i>

452
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:03,606
Foolish love... Foolish love

453
00:26:03,696 --> 00:26:06,006
All t0psy—fl1-1'VY---

454
00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:33,386
Is there a dog in the house?

455
00:28:35,614 --> 00:28:37,287
Sorry about the mess!

456
00:28:43,689 --> 00:28:45,191
- Hi
- Hi!

457
00:28:45,224 --> 00:28:47,397
Mom, Kahil
Kahil, mom

458
00:28:47,426 --> 00:28:48,564
Hi Kahil

459
00:28:49,695 --> 00:28:51,140
You are her morn'?

460
00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:52,701
AIe you married?

461
00:28:53,031 --> 00:28:55,102
Say the word we can change
plans and elope right away!

462
00:28:55,133 --> 00:28:57,739
You only hit on women
older than you'?

463
00:28:58,003 --> 00:28:59,243
Excuse me?

464
00:28:59,304 --> 00:29:00,681
Where are the older women'?

465
00:29:02,374 --> 00:29:04,012
How old are you mister?

466
00:29:04,276 --> 00:29:06,688
Mom We share the same hiILhday

467
00:29:06,945 --> 00:29:08,288
But he's 1988

468
00:29:09,481 --> 00:29:10,721
So he's hitting on you

469
00:29:10,983 --> 00:29:12,656
No lines. Full circle

470
00:29:13,418 --> 00:29:15,193
CIazy guy Wants to marry me!

471
00:29:16,388 --> 00:29:17,492
Kahit!

472
00:29:18,056 --> 00:29:19,694
Why do you Want to
commit suicide?

473
00:29:20,158 --> 00:29:22,001
Be single, he happy...

474
00:29:22,361 --> 00:29:24,272
Do something with your life

475
00:29:24,463 --> 00:29:25,703
Life is too short

476
00:29:25,998 --> 00:29:29,104
Why Waste it being
SOII160D6'S husband?

477
00:29:29,168 --> 00:29:31,409
Actually mom, not husband...

478
00:29:32,704 --> 00:29:35,014
he Wants to he my Wife

479
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:36,275
What?

480
00:29:46,718 --> 00:29:48,425
Interesting ...

481
00:29:48,487 --> 00:29:50,990
Meaning you will eat for free'?

482
00:29:51,156 --> 00:29:53,136
You Women think like men...

483
00:29:53,192 --> 00:29:54,432
and then call us chauvinists!

484
00:29:55,394 --> 00:29:57,135
IfKia was your son...

485
00:29:57,162 --> 00:29:58,402
and brought home a gill

486
00:29:58,630 --> 00:30:00,610
who Wants to marry and
he a housewife...

487
00:30:00,632 --> 00:30:02,270
Would you ask that gill the
same question?

488
00:30:02,601 --> 00:30:04,046
Point!

489
00:30:04,536 --> 00:30:07,039
But I would ask the
same question even then

490
00:30:11,743 --> 00:30:14,155
My daughter truly loves you

491
00:30:14,213 --> 00:30:15,556
Wow mom!

492
00:30:15,581 --> 00:30:18,562
- You're Sherlock Holtnes
- You're not getting it!

493
00:30:19,051 --> 00:30:22,430
What I mean is,
when Women fall in love...

494
00:30:22,454 --> 00:30:25,458
foolish men think We
love only them

495
00:30:25,657 --> 00:30:28,365
But we love them,
their job, their position...

496
00:30:28,460 --> 00:30:32,169
financial security...
We love the Whole package deal

497
00:30:32,331 --> 00:30:35,244
But there is nothing to love
ab out you...

498
00:30:35,267 --> 00:30:37,076
except youlselfl

499
00:30:37,235 --> 00:30:38,771
You Won't even take
your dad's money

500
00:30:39,237 --> 00:30:41,148
Which means she really
loves you for you

501
00:30:41,773 --> 00:30:43,275
Which means...

502
00:30:44,076 --> 00:30:46,386
there must be sulely something
special about you

503
00:30:46,545 --> 00:30:48,684
Oh, y011'I6 praising me!

504
00:30:49,047 --> 00:30:50,549
For a second,
I was confused!

505
00:30:50,616 --> 00:30:53,688
But you're 0k with this or
not 0k with this?

506
00:30:54,586 --> 00:30:56,395
Had sex?

507
00:30:56,822 --> 00:30:59,063
hnporlaut hefoIe commitment

508
00:30:59,725 --> 00:31:01,432
I'm very excited!

509
00:31:01,660 --> 00:31:04,766
Kia April 15th
Kabit April 15th

510
00:31:04,997 --> 00:31:07,443
Kia Weds Kahil, also April 15th?

511
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,536
Titanic sank April 15th.

512
00:31:09,635 --> 00:31:11,308
You will never forget the date!

513
00:31:13,372 --> 00:31:15,409
<i>DuG, Kin
Kin, dad</i>

514
00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:17,551
Sit it's an lmnoul meeting you

515
00:31:17,609 --> 00:31:19,418
The lmnoul is all mine

516
00:31:19,578 --> 00:31:22,320
It is the filst time he is
introducing me to a fiiend

517
00:31:22,648 --> 00:31:25,151
Please sit.
What will you drink?

518
00:31:25,651 --> 00:31:27,358
No, nothing.
I'm fine, thank you

519
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:29,565
We are getting married

520
00:31:37,729 --> 00:31:39,140
What do you do my dear?

521
00:31:39,598 --> 00:31:41,669
- I work at Marico...
- Driver, peon...

522
00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:44,179
lifimau, Watchman. ..
Anything!

523
00:31:45,203 --> 00:31:46,614
First get him ajoh...

524
00:31:46,638 --> 00:31:48,481
then do WhateveI you
Want with him

525
00:31:49,207 --> 00:31:50,584
How will he look after you'?

526
00:31:51,076 --> 00:31:52,487
Just like mom did

527
00:31:53,045 --> 00:31:55,548
Have you gone mad?
You'll live off a Woman?

528
00:31:55,781 --> 00:31:57,192
You are a man!

529
00:31:57,315 --> 00:32:00,228
If you've forgotten go in, take off
you: underwear and check!

530
00:32:01,153 --> 00:32:04,100
If you don't want to do anything
with you: life then die alone

531
00:32:04,623 --> 00:32:06,125
I'm dealing with it...

532
00:32:06,291 --> 00:32:07,634
It's my misfortune...

533
00:32:08,026 --> 00:32:09,733
Why are you ruining another life'?

534
00:32:10,429 --> 00:32:12,431
A woman is a
man's responsibility

535
00:32:13,131 --> 00:32:15,236
You should take care of
her, protect her,

536
00:32:15,333 --> 00:32:17,335
fulfill her every need

537
00:32:17,736 --> 00:32:19,613
When a man becomes a
woman's responsibility

538
00:32:19,638 --> 00:32:21,311
and stays with her as
a househusband...

539
00:32:21,373 --> 00:32:23,353
people call him impotent

540
00:32:23,408 --> 00:32:25,354
If you're impotent,
quietly stay here

541
00:32:25,544 --> 00:32:27,615
Why are you broadcasting
this shame'?

542
00:32:27,679 --> 00:32:29,022
MI. Bausal...

543
00:32:30,549 --> 00:32:32,551
Today I am truly proud
of your son

544
00:32:33,518 --> 00:32:35,725
Despite being horn in this house,
he is the Way he is

545
00:32:36,254 --> 00:32:39,428
If he had taken over you: business
and made you proud in society,

546
00:32:40,192 --> 00:32:42,069
then you would call
him a "man"...

547
00:32:42,494 --> 00:32:43,734
But for a woman...

548
00:32:43,762 --> 00:32:45,537
a real man is one...

549
00:32:45,564 --> 00:32:47,544
who knows he's a man

550
00:32:48,366 --> 00:32:51,279
Not one who isn't confident of
What's inside his underwear...

551
00:32:52,070 --> 00:32:54,482
and has to shout
from the Ioofiops...

552
00:32:54,673 --> 00:32:57,176
<i>"I'm</i> a <i>man! I'm</i> a <i>man!
I'm</i> a <i>man!"</i>

553
00:32:59,177 --> 00:33:02,124
Today I consider myself the
luckiest woman in the world

554
00:33:03,248 --> 00:33:05,489
Because I have a real man
by my side

555
00:33:06,017 --> 00:33:08,327
Wish you would learn
something from you: son

556
00:33:14,493 --> 00:33:15,995
One minute...

557
00:33:19,397 --> 00:33:22,173
Didn't buy it with my dad's money...
It's a gifi from my uncle

558
00:33:54,533 --> 00:33:55,307
Underwear check?

559
00:34:24,563 --> 00:34:25,701
Who's filst?

560
00:34:29,167 --> 00:34:31,340
Get serious!
We're getting married here!

561
00:34:31,736 --> 00:34:33,511
Congrats!

562
00:34:37,275 --> 00:34:38,276
Mom's...

563
00:35:24,656 --> 00:35:26,033
Happy birthday

564
00:35:29,094 --> 00:35:29,663
Thank you

565
00:37:09,427 --> 00:37:11,031
I'll go and reheat the tea

566
00:37:16,167 --> 00:37:19,376
So serious about you: duties
from day one'?

567
00:37:20,305 --> 00:37:22,581
If I don't impress my wife
with my service,

568
00:37:22,607 --> 00:37:25,053
she will kick me out!

569
00:37:27,279 --> 00:37:28,417
I don't drink tea

570
00:37:28,546 --> 00:37:30,219
Then What do you drink
filst thing in the morning?

571
00:37:30,282 --> 00:37:32,091
Other than single malt

572
00:37:32,484 --> 00:37:34,225
Coffee

573
00:37:34,519 --> 00:37:37,193
Black, white, filter or instant'?

574
00:37:38,023 --> 00:37:40,435
I am aheady
very impressed...

575
00:37:40,659 --> 00:37:42,229
you relax I'll make it

576
00:37:42,427 --> 00:37:44,407
Black, white, filter or instant'?

577
00:37:45,597 --> 00:37:47,304
Black. Filter

578
00:37:50,201 --> 00:37:51,373
Did you clean up?

579
00:37:52,270 --> 00:37:54,341
No, I opened the Window,
a strong wind blew...

580
00:37:54,406 --> 00:37:56,545
- the place got cleaned up!
- There is a maid to do all this...

581
00:37:56,608 --> 00:37:59,748
- She comes at noon
- No Women allowed in the kitchen

582
00:38:00,011 --> 00:38:01,388
This is my kitchen!

583
00:38:01,613 --> 00:38:02,683
Coffee

584
00:38:02,948 --> 00:38:03,983
Thank you!

585
00:38:04,048 --> 00:38:06,255
- And you: coffee'?
- Tea. Already had two cups

586
00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:08,491
Bathxoonl done, jogging
done, shower done...

587
00:38:11,322 --> 00:38:13,165
There! Done praying too

588
00:38:14,159 --> 00:38:15,229
How's the coffee?

589
00:38:18,964 --> 00:38:20,204
Nice, nice!

590
00:38:21,666 --> 00:38:23,009
Good, good...

591
00:38:23,435 --> 00:38:26,143
All members of this
household are requested...

592
00:38:26,204 --> 00:38:28,184
to always speak the
truth to each other

593
00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:31,743
This maintains peace and
happiness at home

594
00:38:32,377 --> 00:38:33,720
Too much milk!

595
00:38:33,745 --> 00:38:35,122
Too bitter!

596
00:38:35,380 --> 00:38:37,621
Good.
Feedback leads to improvement

597
00:38:37,716 --> 00:38:40,128
I'm a tea dIinkeI.
It's the filst time I'm making coffee

598
00:38:40,752 --> 00:38:42,527
How could you hide
such a big truth fIom me?

599
00:38:42,654 --> 00:38:45,134
If I knew you didn't know
how to make coffee...

600
00:38:45,423 --> 00:38:47,425
I would have never agreed to
this relationship

601
00:38:47,625 --> 00:38:49,298
Mom, We have been cheated!

602
00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:52,103
Please forgive n1e.
It will never happen again!

603
00:38:52,530 --> 00:38:55,101
Breakfast? Ornelette,
scrambled, half-fry, French toast?

604
00:38:55,166 --> 00:38:57,043
We don't have breakfast.
Just coffee

605
00:38:57,102 --> 00:38:58,342
Which is Why you get acidity

606
00:38:58,603 --> 00:39:00,344
Ornelette, scrambled, half-fry,
French toast...

607
00:39:00,372 --> 00:39:01,578
Gelucil or Digene'?

608
00:39:03,308 --> 00:39:06,289
Stuffed potato pamutha,
hot, flied puris...

609
00:39:06,378 --> 00:39:07,254
can't you make?

610
00:39:07,278 --> 00:39:10,589
You were starving all these days.
Quietly eat whatever I make

611
00:39:11,082 --> 00:39:12,390
Ok

612
00:39:12,984 --> 00:39:14,190
<i>Omelet“: . . .</i>

613
00:39:14,486 --> 00:39:15,965
But it should he fluffy

614
00:39:16,254 --> 00:39:18,165
Just like in those
French recipe books!

615
00:39:18,189 --> 00:39:19,395
Mummy foI you?

616
00:39:25,196 --> 00:39:26,504
Not had!

617
00:39:26,698 --> 00:39:30,043
What do you know about good and bad'?
It's the filst time you're eating breakfast!

618
00:39:33,438 --> 00:39:34,712
Eat something?

619
00:39:35,006 --> 00:39:36,314
Ate long ago

620
00:39:36,741 --> 00:39:38,015
You thought I'd Wait?

621
00:39:38,176 --> 00:39:39,314
Listen. . .

622
00:39:39,711 --> 00:39:41,213
This evening...

623
00:39:41,513 --> 00:39:44,016
come home late. No hurry

624
00:39:45,717 --> 00:39:47,219
What kind of a husband are you?

625
00:39:47,552 --> 00:39:52,297
Aren't you ashamed of sending a woman
alone into this cruel world to earn for her family?

626
00:39:54,092 --> 00:39:55,730
And where's you:
wedding chain'?

627
00:40:03,101 --> 00:40:04,045
Now get lost

628
00:40:04,302 --> 00:40:06,714
Sorry! I just got really late

629
00:40:07,038 --> 00:40:08,540
I'm surprised you
got up at all today

630
00:40:08,606 --> 00:40:10,552
Guys, Kia got
married secretly yesterday

631
00:40:12,343 --> 00:40:13,754
Congratulations!

632
00:40:15,613 --> 00:40:16,785
- Thank you
- Congratulations!

633
00:40:17,048 --> 00:40:18,425
- Thank you
- Congratulations!

634
00:40:20,285 --> 00:40:21,730
So Kia, how come
you're at office today'?

635
00:40:22,587 --> 00:40:23,565
Where should I go'?

636
00:40:23,621 --> 00:40:26,659
You just got married yesterday. Don't you
want to take a break? Spend some time at home'?

637
00:40:27,358 --> 00:40:29,463
Ralml, What did you tell me?

638
00:40:30,095 --> 00:40:32,234
You were in meetings
even on you: wedding day

639
00:40:32,597 --> 00:40:35,441
So you're the Boss and
my inspiration is my Boss

640
00:40:35,733 --> 00:40:38,475
Don't remind rue! Sangeeta was waiting
at home with a knife in hel hand

641
00:40:38,570 --> 00:40:40,572
On out filst night together

642
00:40:41,106 --> 00:40:42,779
How do we explain
out work to women'?

643
00:40:44,142 --> 00:40:45,280
Same problem...

644
00:40:45,743 --> 00:40:47,780
How do we explain
out work to men'?

645
00:41:35,393 --> 00:41:36,337
Come over!

646
00:42:25,510 --> 00:42:28,047
Brother, I thought
you were at work!

647
00:42:28,780 --> 00:42:30,350
I am at woIk

648
00:42:30,548 --> 00:42:32,152
This is what goes on here'?

649
00:42:32,450 --> 00:42:34,657
- I've recorded everything
- Sorry brother...

650
00:42:34,752 --> 00:42:36,231
This is the filst time
I've done this...

651
00:42:36,254 --> 00:42:37,460
Shut up! Stop acting

652
00:42:37,522 --> 00:42:39,365
Now I'll call the police,
show them a movie

653
00:42:39,424 --> 00:42:40,801
Please forgive n16 brother...

654
00:42:41,059 --> 00:42:43,232
I made a mistake,
I'll neveI do it again!

655
00:42:43,294 --> 00:42:45,069
I'll do whatever you say!

656
00:42:46,264 --> 00:42:49,074
Boyfriend, sex, love...
all are important

657
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:52,074
But before using sonleone's
bed at least ask them!

658
00:42:53,338 --> 00:42:55,477
- Changed the bed-sheet?
- Yes

659
00:42:57,075 --> 00:42:58,486
How much is your salary?

660
00:42:59,177 --> 00:43:00,315
Ten thousand

661
00:43:01,279 --> 00:43:02,724
If you use the
hedloom again...

662
00:43:03,081 --> 00:43:05,425
I'll deduct the
Whole ten thousand...

663
00:43:06,084 --> 00:43:07,028
Room charge

664
00:43:10,054 --> 00:43:11,397
Sorry brother!

665
00:43:11,989 --> 00:43:13,434
Please don't tell Madam...

666
00:43:17,028 --> 00:43:18,701
Frorn tomorrow
12 o'clock won't do...

667
00:43:19,664 --> 00:43:20,734
Sharp 9

668
00:43:21,432 --> 00:43:22,706
Pick up the broom!

669
00:43:28,439 --> 00:43:29,509
Let's drink cheap Whiskey

670
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:31,210
<i>See you in 7.0 minutes</i>

671
00:43:31,242 --> 00:43:34,121
I've found a new place that sells
expensive whiskey for cheap

672
00:43:35,046 --> 00:43:36,150
Where'?

673
00:43:41,686 --> 00:43:43,461
If you do all this in
front of Inc...

674
00:43:43,554 --> 00:43:46,330
I'll also have to find
a lap to sit on

675
00:43:47,258 --> 00:43:49,033
Some 0116's been shopping'?

676
00:43:49,060 --> 00:43:51,131
I hIought him home
empty-handed. ..

677
00:43:51,396 --> 00:43:52,272
He'd he roaming naked!

678
00:43:52,330 --> 00:43:54,606
You have to spend some money.
Housewives don't come for free

679
00:43:54,732 --> 00:43:57,576
It's 10.30. Should we
order some food'?

680
00:43:59,070 --> 00:44:01,380
Black lentils, cottage
cheese in butter,

681
00:44:02,006 --> 00:44:04,509
spicy ladyfinger,
yogurt with fried chickpeas...

682
00:44:05,143 --> 00:44:06,315
Indian bread...

683
00:44:06,377 --> 00:44:09,256
And above all, cumin rice

684
00:44:09,314 --> 00:44:10,486
What Kahit?

685
00:44:10,715 --> 00:44:11,716
Why all this?

686
00:44:12,150 --> 00:44:13,527
We could have ordered...

687
00:44:14,552 --> 00:44:16,122
Food is "ordered" in a hotel...

688
00:44:16,554 --> 00:44:18,033
at home food is "cooked"

689
00:44:18,189 --> 00:44:20,533
But since you are
so fond of ordering...

690
00:44:21,726 --> 00:44:23,000
Ham's the hill...

691
00:44:23,027 --> 00:44:24,768
I need money...
to run the house

692
00:44:26,698 --> 00:44:29,110
TheIe is nobody like him!

693
00:44:31,269 --> 00:44:33,146
TheIe is nobody like him!

694
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:44,619
He's got a thousand qualifies...

695
00:44:44,682 --> 00:44:46,491
TheIe is nobody like him!

696
00:45:00,064 --> 00:45:05,207
Every gill Wishes she had
a guy like

697
00:45:06,537 --> 00:45:09,177
He's the most Wanted man!

698
00:45:11,008 --> 00:45:13,545
He's the most Wanted man!

699
00:45:15,380 --> 00:45:18,088
He's the most Wanted man!

700
00:48:04,615 --> 00:48:06,720
Kabit my whole office wants
to meet you

701
00:48:08,452 --> 00:48:11,365
Tonight! Tonight! Tonight!

702
00:48:24,335 --> 00:48:25,370
What do you think?

703
00:48:39,684 --> 00:48:43,029
We should have a party everyday,
at least then you'll come home early

704
00:48:43,654 --> 00:48:45,565
What was the need for
catering, Kia'?

705
00:48:45,623 --> 00:48:47,034
I could have cooked

706
00:48:47,091 --> 00:48:48,627
They are coming to meet you...

707
00:48:49,060 --> 00:48:50,130
and you'll he in the kitchen?

708
00:48:50,294 --> 00:48:52,501
And hey listen!
Don't serve...

709
00:48:53,130 --> 00:48:54,734
Hang around, meet everyone...
Chill

710
00:48:54,999 --> 00:48:56,103
Just hang loose 0k?

711
00:48:56,333 --> 00:48:57,243
Actually...

712
00:48:57,535 --> 00:48:59,139
What have you told
them about me?

713
00:48:59,670 --> 00:49:01,274
What do they think I do?

714
00:49:02,206 --> 00:49:03,184
What do you mean?

715
00:49:03,240 --> 00:49:05,151
Has no one asked you...

716
00:49:05,309 --> 00:49:07,585
the filst question everyone
asks afleI marriage...

717
00:49:08,179 --> 00:49:09,089
What does your husband do?

718
00:49:12,483 --> 00:49:13,985
I said you work from home and...

719
00:49:14,085 --> 00:49:15,689
you're writing a book
or something

720
00:49:17,488 --> 00:49:18,990
Are you ashamed of n16'?

721
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:24,166
Do I embarrass you'?

722
00:49:26,997 --> 00:49:28,101
Kahil...

723
00:49:28,165 --> 00:49:30,975
It's very difficult for people to
understand out trip

724
00:49:38,709 --> 00:49:40,017
Sorry...

725
00:49:45,216 --> 00:49:46,286
I'm really sorry

726
00:49:47,518 --> 00:49:49,020
I'm so stupid

727
00:49:49,587 --> 00:49:52,625
Sometimes explaining to
people is such a pain...

728
00:49:52,723 --> 00:49:54,361
It's so difficult that...

729
00:49:54,425 --> 00:49:57,031
out of sheer laziness we just
avoid the topic

730
00:49:58,496 --> 00:49:59,634
But you know What?

731
00:50:03,434 --> 00:50:04,640
I'm so proud of you

732
00:50:06,170 --> 00:50:07,740
I'm so proud of What We are

733
00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:10,748
Let's show them today...

734
00:50:11,442 --> 00:50:13,012
What We are

735
00:50:18,616 --> 00:50:20,493
Lovely house!

736
00:50:47,044 --> 00:50:49,149
You know, your Wife
is going to go places!

737
00:50:50,047 --> 00:50:51,458
- Cheers to that!
- Cheers!

738
00:50:52,816 --> 00:50:55,194
Kia was saying that
you're writing a book?

739
00:50:59,056 --> 00:51:00,126
Hey guys"-

740
00:51:00,491 --> 00:51:01,731
I have an announcement
to make...

741
00:51:02,727 --> 00:51:05,435
Before anyone else asks what
my husband does...

742
00:51:06,530 --> 00:51:08,100
My husband is an artist

743
00:51:08,532 --> 00:51:09,135
Cheers!

744
00:51:11,001 --> 00:51:14,107
My husband looks afleI 0111 home
so that I can go places

745
00:51:14,138 --> 00:51:17,210
My husband takes care of
0111 home, so that...

746
00:51:18,342 --> 00:51:21,050
How do I translate
go places...'?

747
00:51:23,714 --> 00:51:24,624
I can fly

748
00:51:25,249 --> 00:51:27,456
And he isn't writing any hook...

749
00:51:28,018 --> 00:51:30,259
But someone will definitely write
a hook on him some day

750
00:51:31,389 --> 00:51:34,370
- So cheers to that guys!
- Cheers!

751
00:51:40,231 --> 00:51:42,142
"I am not emhatassed by you"...

752
00:51:42,700 --> 00:51:45,374
You could have whispered
these words in my ear

753
00:51:45,703 --> 00:51:47,182
I didn't ask you for proof!

754
00:51:51,208 --> 00:51:53,154
Is this your mode
of transport?

755
00:52:00,084 --> 00:52:01,427
I'm really sorry!

756
00:52:02,419 --> 00:52:04,296
I don't know how that fell...

757
00:52:07,758 --> 00:52:09,135
Relax

758
00:52:13,497 --> 00:52:14,737
So Kahit...

759
00:52:15,399 --> 00:52:18,539
If Kia troubles you too much and
you feel like running away...

760
00:52:18,769 --> 00:52:20,339
please come to my house!

761
00:52:38,722 --> 00:52:42,363
No. Not today...
I have a headache

762
00:52:43,561 --> 00:52:45,472
To hell with your headache!

763
00:52:46,564 --> 00:52:47,372
0k!

764
00:52:48,298 --> 00:52:50,676
Tell Amol to give me the full sketch
of the plans today itself

765
00:52:50,701 --> 00:52:51,771
Yes today!

766
00:52:51,802 --> 00:52:54,146
We are making a building.
Not some painting!

767
00:52:57,374 --> 00:52:58,284
So'?

768
00:52:59,476 --> 00:53:00,978
Did your Wife Lhlow you out?

769
00:53:02,146 --> 00:53:05,093
MI. SinghaTs daughter works
in you: wife's office...

770
00:53:06,116 --> 00:53:07,493
Everyone is laughing at me

771
00:53:08,686 --> 00:53:10,131
I'm getting condolence calls!

772
00:53:10,354 --> 00:53:11,526
Have some shame!

773
00:53:11,722 --> 00:53:14,134
Don't Waste your youth on
cooking lentils and rice

774
00:53:14,258 --> 00:53:15,532
Then-is still time

775
00:53:15,726 --> 00:53:17,137
Do some real work

776
00:53:18,329 --> 00:53:19,535
This time will never come back

777
00:53:20,431 --> 00:53:21,603
No one will respect you!

778
00:53:23,701 --> 00:53:26,113
Respect is earned by
doing a job well

779
00:53:26,637 --> 00:53:28,742
You carry on making buildings
for respect...

780
00:53:29,540 --> 00:53:31,042
I'm making a home

781
00:53:31,575 --> 00:53:33,145
One of my signals broke...

782
00:53:34,244 --> 00:53:35,245
Kishen Uncle!

783
00:53:36,647 --> 00:53:37,455
Yes?

784
00:53:37,715 --> 00:53:40,218
There are 2-3 led lights in the
dlawel in my cupboard...

785
00:53:40,250 --> 00:53:41,251
Can you please bring them?

786
00:53:41,318 --> 00:53:42,126
I'll get them

787
00:53:42,620 --> 00:53:43,598
Need money?

788
00:53:46,657 --> 00:53:48,159
Get the ca: ready

789
00:54:11,715 --> 00:54:12,716
Hey Kia!

790
00:54:15,719 --> 00:54:17,027
- How are you?
- How are you?

791
00:54:19,456 --> 00:54:20,434
Ah the Wives!

792
00:54:20,658 --> 00:54:22,365
- Hello
- Hello!

793
00:54:22,626 --> 00:54:24,731
Kabit, Kia's better half

794
00:54:25,262 --> 00:54:27,435
Of course! We've heard
a lot about you

795
00:54:27,631 --> 00:54:30,043
We want lots of tips from you

796
00:54:30,100 --> 00:54:31,010
Tips?

797
00:54:31,702 --> 00:54:34,046
Ok, here's the filst tip...

798
00:54:34,371 --> 00:54:36,146
Marry an alcoholic...

799
00:54:36,240 --> 00:54:37,617
they will at least
come home!

800
00:54:37,741 --> 00:54:39,516
But a workaholic? Never!

801
00:54:39,677 --> 00:54:41,315
She's always so busy

802
00:54:41,412 --> 00:54:43,756
I told her let's celebrate our
honeymoon before we die

803
00:54:44,047 --> 00:54:45,048
She said, Ok...

804
00:54:45,249 --> 00:54:47,058
I'm going for a marketing conference
to Dubai...

805
00:54:47,117 --> 00:54:48,357
Have you: honeymoon there

806
00:55:07,304 --> 00:55:10,376
Who takes care of you: house
in you: absence?

807
00:55:10,407 --> 00:55:11,715
I've organised everything

808
00:55:11,976 --> 00:55:14,217
MoLheI-in-law will have no trouble...

809
00:55:14,611 --> 00:55:16,113
I've also had CCTV's installed...

810
00:55:16,213 --> 00:55:19,023
You can never trust you:
house with the maid

811
00:55:20,084 --> 00:55:21,324
Which lady are you
flirting with?

812
00:55:21,385 --> 00:55:24,525
I'm honeynlooning with everyone's
wives except mine!

813
00:55:44,708 --> 00:55:47,154
Haven't seen your boss
RaJml around

814
00:55:47,544 --> 00:55:49,023
He has been transferred
to the China office

815
00:55:49,046 --> 00:55:50,548
Now I report directly
to his boss

816
00:56:48,205 --> 00:56:49,149
Should We eat?

817
00:56:49,373 --> 00:56:51,148
<i>You cal. Y“ see you in the mom</i>

818
00:57:14,631 --> 00:57:15,609
Hi baby!

819
00:57:16,366 --> 00:57:17,401
Why did you Wake me up?

820
00:57:17,468 --> 00:57:19,539
You could've taken another
key from the reception

821
00:57:21,605 --> 00:57:23,084
Sorry!

822
00:57:23,407 --> 00:57:24,715
Come, let's go to sleep

823
00:57:25,409 --> 00:57:27,047
Why so late?

824
00:57:28,145 --> 00:57:31,126
Michael is 0111 company's
Global Marketing Consultant

825
00:57:31,281 --> 00:57:32,521
He's from New York

826
00:57:32,716 --> 00:57:34,718
So just chatting about key
marketing issues

827
00:57:34,985 --> 00:57:36,328
Very interesting chap

828
00:57:42,426 --> 00:57:43,234
Sorry!

829
00:57:44,028 --> 00:57:46,030
How could I just
leave halfway'?

830
00:57:46,163 --> 00:57:47,141
<i>Sue, Tm fight hem...</i>

831
00:57:47,231 --> 00:57:49,507
you should've had breakfast
with hitn as well!

832
00:57:50,133 --> 00:57:52,010
Hello!
Just Watch it!

833
00:57:52,236 --> 00:57:54,011
<i>l was watching Kin</i>

834
00:57:54,438 --> 00:57:57,044
I'm just you: toy boy, right?
Living off you: pity...

835
00:57:57,107 --> 00:57:58,518
What can I do
except Watch?

836
00:57:59,276 --> 00:58:01,051
What living off pity?

837
00:58:02,045 --> 00:58:04,992
Fool!
We chose this life!

838
00:58:05,048 --> 00:58:06,686
No one forced us

839
00:58:06,950 --> 00:58:09,157
And I thought we were
above all this crap!

840
00:58:09,186 --> 00:58:12,190
You didn't even introduce me.
Just dismissed me!

841
00:58:12,556 --> 00:58:14,593
I forgot, that you're also in
the same business...

842
00:58:14,691 --> 00:58:16,432
where it's 0k to do
anything to move ahead!

843
00:58:16,493 --> 00:58:19,667
Go. Sleep with him!
You'll get a posting in America

844
00:58:21,331 --> 00:58:22,969
How date you speak to me
like this?

845
00:58:24,701 --> 00:58:26,146
You're just another cheap

846
00:58:26,203 --> 00:58:28,205
who is pretending
to he evolved!

847
00:58:28,271 --> 00:58:30,410
You showed your true 00101115!

848
00:58:30,507 --> 00:58:33,454
I spoke to a man for a bit,
and this is what you think of n16'?

849
00:58:34,711 --> 00:58:37,351
He's a foreigner...
so you're getting more of a complex?

850
00:58:39,483 --> 00:58:41,224
How date you?

851
00:58:41,284 --> 00:58:43,992
Yes I'm a Woman.
Yes I'm a husinesswomau. But no...

852
00:58:44,054 --> 00:58:46,500
to move ahead I don't need
to sleep with...

853
00:59:14,351 --> 00:59:15,989
American jealousy...

854
00:59:16,286 --> 00:59:18,960
is good for Indian health!

855
00:59:20,157 --> 00:59:22,000
Next time We'll try Italian jealousy!

856
00:59:41,178 --> 00:59:43,283
Hey, hey!
Wait wait!

857
00:59:57,194 --> 00:59:59,231
Hey!
Wait Wait Wait!

858
01:00:12,142 --> 01:00:14,452
Happy birthday

859
01:00:43,673 --> 01:00:45,175
What is this rubbish?

860
01:00:46,410 --> 01:00:48,253
Blood test report is here

861
01:00:49,179 --> 01:00:51,250
Sugar high. Vitamin D low...

862
01:00:51,281 --> 01:00:52,555
B12 zero...

863
01:00:53,049 --> 01:00:54,790
But Why are you
torturing me?

864
01:00:56,220 --> 01:00:58,598
Her blood runs in you: veins...
you'll have the same problems

865
01:00:59,122 --> 01:01:00,999
From today priority is health

866
01:01:01,024 --> 01:01:03,004
Early morning no coffee...

867
01:01:03,026 --> 01:01:04,334
only juice

868
01:01:04,428 --> 01:01:06,635
Today's menu. . .
bitter gourd!

869
01:01:06,697 --> 01:01:09,007
Anyway the cup is a
coffee cup. Enjoy!

870
01:01:12,502 --> 01:01:14,641
Sugatfiee. ..

871
01:01:16,339 --> 01:01:18,046
Slitn

872
01:01:19,743 --> 01:01:22,349
Spinach. . .
Some more spinach

873
01:01:34,758 --> 01:01:35,634
Eat...

874
01:01:35,692 --> 01:01:38,263
That's all there is...
Soup and salad

875
01:01:38,528 --> 01:01:40,030
<i>No cub (Eel</i>

876
01:01:41,231 --> 01:01:42,471
At least give me a Whiskey

877
01:01:42,799 --> 01:01:45,473
- there should be some meaning to living!
- Once a week...

878
01:01:45,535 --> 01:01:47,674
that too only if you
follow the diet

879
01:01:49,706 --> 01:01:50,810
Aren't you eating'?

880
01:01:51,308 --> 01:01:52,446
Are you crazy'?

881
01:01:53,043 --> 01:01:54,386
I told you...

882
01:01:54,611 --> 01:01:56,249
learn cooking!

883
01:01:57,113 --> 01:01:59,252
Sugar flee biscuits that
have less sugar...

884
01:01:59,316 --> 01:02:01,227
are priced double of
the sugar biscuits

885
01:02:01,318 --> 01:02:02,695
Slim milk, which has
less

886
01:02:02,719 --> 01:02:04,721
costs more than milk
that has more milk!

887
01:02:05,422 --> 01:02:07,732
Less food is costlier
than more food!

888
01:02:08,992 --> 01:02:10,096
It's all the magic of
marketing!

889
01:02:10,160 --> 01:02:13,539
Actually they should be
paying you more

890
01:02:13,697 --> 01:02:16,143
To stay healthy you don't need to
go on an extreme diet

891
01:02:16,199 --> 01:02:18,236
Why are you Wasting money?
Give us normal food

892
01:02:19,369 --> 01:02:21,576
Looks like Delhi is safe again!

893
01:02:21,738 --> 01:02:25,515
Come for a night walk
with us too!

894
01:02:25,542 --> 01:02:27,613
Look at those legs!

895
01:02:28,111 --> 01:02:29,215
Kahit!

896
01:02:31,048 --> 01:02:31,753
S1017

897
01:02:32,316 --> 01:02:33,454
You Wanted to see legs, right?

898
01:02:59,376 --> 01:03:02,118
Seeing this macho side of
youls for the filst time...

899
01:03:02,579 --> 01:03:04,490
something is happening to me!

900
01:03:06,349 --> 01:03:11,025
One underwear check is equal to
45 minutes of walking

901
01:03:13,290 --> 01:03:14,735
Macho?

902
01:03:22,732 --> 01:03:24,040
Yes?

903
01:03:24,134 --> 01:03:26,341
- Is Kia home'?
- No she's at work

904
01:03:27,504 --> 01:03:29,142
- And you are'?
- I'm her husband

905
01:03:29,272 --> 01:03:30,216
And you?

906
01:03:31,174 --> 01:03:32,448
I'm the owner of this flat

907
01:03:32,509 --> 01:03:34,648
Sorry! Come in.
Please come

908
01:03:37,414 --> 01:03:40,361
- Can I get you anything? Tea? Coffee?
- No. I'm flue

909
01:03:45,722 --> 01:03:47,429
Have you come
for the rent'?

910
01:03:47,457 --> 01:03:49,368
You have all the cheques
for the year, right'?

911
01:03:49,459 --> 01:03:52,463
- I've come to return them
- Did the cheques bounce?

912
01:03:53,129 --> 01:03:54,073
No...

913
01:03:55,098 --> 01:03:57,339
Actually... There's an
emergency

914
01:03:57,367 --> 01:03:59,347
I'll have to sell this house

915
01:03:59,402 --> 01:04:00,312
And us?

916
01:04:00,370 --> 01:04:02,077
You'll have to vacate...

917
01:04:02,606 --> 01:04:04,711
...fi_nd another place

918
01:04:05,008 --> 01:04:07,716
Sit, do you know how hard I have
Worked to make this home?

919
01:04:09,279 --> 01:04:11,486
Finding a house on rent
is such a pain!

920
01:04:11,648 --> 01:04:15,027
Aren't there any flats
available in this building'?

921
01:04:16,419 --> 01:04:17,727
Already checked

922
01:04:22,459 --> 01:04:24,439
This is so beautiful

923
01:04:25,295 --> 01:04:27,434
Come Kahil.
Let's play

924
01:04:27,764 --> 01:04:30,005
- Come on!
- We should buy this house

925
01:04:32,736 --> 01:04:34,147
Are you mad'?

926
01:04:34,437 --> 01:04:36,110
Do you know how much
this place costs?

927
01:04:36,239 --> 01:04:38,150
My full salary will go in paying
the monthly installment...

928
01:04:38,208 --> 01:04:40,017
and mom's salary
from the charity too

929
01:04:40,043 --> 01:04:41,113
What will We eat?

930
01:04:49,753 --> 01:04:52,165
Afier a year or two we can
afford it Kabit

931
01:04:52,722 --> 01:04:55,225
The flat rate will increase
faster than you: salary

932
01:04:55,258 --> 01:04:56,464
We can never afford to

933
01:05:00,597 --> 01:05:03,407
Need money! Need money!
Need money!

934
01:05:03,466 --> 01:05:06,572
If I work for 2-3 years it will
solve the problem

935
01:05:06,703 --> 01:05:10,515
Should I work or not'?
Work or not'? Work or not'? Work or not'?

936
01:05:11,608 --> 01:05:15,215
If I work I'll dive straight get caught up
in the Iat race... become a robot...

937
01:05:15,278 --> 01:05:18,020
go crazy like the rest...
become like dad...

938
01:05:18,248 --> 01:05:21,491
fight everyday with Kia, 0111 home
will he destroyed... Both will die!

939
01:05:21,651 --> 01:05:24,427
Need extra money but everything
should remain the same

940
01:05:24,621 --> 01:05:27,727
Money money money but
how how how?

941
01:05:27,991 --> 01:05:29,129
How?

942
01:05:38,768 --> 01:05:41,578
To buy the house
We'll have to...

943
01:05:43,039 --> 01:05:44,780
change tracks a little

944
01:05:47,110 --> 01:05:50,114
And than? And than?
And than? And than?

945
01:06:01,224 --> 01:06:04,433
Monthly instalment is equal to
Kia's salary. But...

946
01:06:04,494 --> 01:06:07,236
What is monthly expense?

947
01:06:07,530 --> 01:06:09,567
Maintenance...

948
01:06:09,599 --> 01:06:11,237
10,000

949
01:06:11,301 --> 01:06:13,303
Electricity. . .

950
01:06:13,336 --> 01:06:15,077
3,000...

951
01:06:18,475 --> 01:06:20,421
2,500

952
01:06:20,477 --> 01:06:22,320
Maid... 10,000

953
01:06:22,412 --> 01:06:24,050
But we need her!

954
01:06:25,682 --> 01:06:27,525
Whiskey 5,000

955
01:06:28,351 --> 01:06:30,422
4,500

956
01:06:30,687 --> 01:06:33,361
Grocery, house expenses...

957
01:06:33,390 --> 01:06:35,392
Kia's shopping, Tam sky...

958
01:06:35,458 --> 01:06:37,734
Entertainment...
Medical emeIgency

959
01:06:37,760 --> 01:06:40,502
Credit card, etc...

960
01:06:42,465 --> 01:06:45,537
If we buy the house,
then to run it...

961
01:06:45,602 --> 01:06:49,641
We need 95,000 more
per month

962
01:07:05,255 --> 01:07:06,199
Who's winning?

963
01:07:06,356 --> 01:07:07,096
Kahil?

964
01:07:07,390 --> 01:07:09,199
It's the filst time you're hosting
a kitty party at home...

965
01:07:09,559 --> 01:07:11,300
And so stingy?

966
01:07:11,528 --> 01:07:13,405
Sprouts, soya sticks...

967
01:07:13,463 --> 01:07:14,965
Even the flesh lituewateI
has no sugar

968
01:07:16,066 --> 01:07:18,307
Give us samosas, kebabs...

969
01:07:18,401 --> 01:07:20,210
Call for some beer...

970
01:07:20,270 --> 01:07:22,011
Set the mood!

971
01:07:22,539 --> 01:07:26,009
Afier all we have to go home
to out husbands' faces!

972
01:07:26,442 --> 01:07:29,480
Spend your day looking at
oLheI faces... Have affairs...

973
01:07:29,512 --> 01:07:31,492
By evening your
mood will he flue!

974
01:07:33,416 --> 01:07:35,157
Will you have an
affail with us?

975
01:07:36,319 --> 01:07:38,731
Not even Hrithik Roshan
can resist you!

976
01:07:45,128 --> 01:07:46,232
Show me!

977
01:07:48,498 --> 01:07:50,000
WOW!

978
01:07:50,300 --> 01:07:51,677
I'm showing you...

979
01:07:57,640 --> 01:07:58,778
Which app is this?

980
01:07:59,276 --> 01:08:02,189
Forever young ...

981
01:08:03,246 --> 01:08:05,556
We have to download
this app!

982
01:08:05,582 --> 01:08:09,052
I can give up my life
for a body like that!

983
01:08:09,586 --> 01:08:13,056
I'll give up all
my fortune!

984
01:08:13,123 --> 01:08:15,160
Give me one 110111
of your life...

985
01:08:15,191 --> 01:08:19,003
and from you: fortune just
Rs. 500 per session...

986
01:08:19,028 --> 01:08:20,268
Can you give me?

987
01:08:20,430 --> 01:08:23,570
Not just the app, I'll download
a whole new body for you!

988
01:11:30,420 --> 01:11:31,455
Mummy"-

989
01:11:31,721 --> 01:11:34,634
Sugar level is hack to normal so
chocolate is hack in your life?

990
01:11:35,658 --> 01:11:36,466
What chocolate?

991
01:11:36,626 --> 01:11:39,266
Who was the handsome,
chocolate man?

992
01:11:40,597 --> 01:11:41,575
Why?

993
01:11:41,664 --> 01:11:43,371
Can't I have
handsome friends?

994
01:11:44,134 --> 01:11:46,774
If you feel awkward
around you: daughter...

995
01:11:47,036 --> 01:11:48,777
my fiienrfs apartment
is empty...

996
01:11:49,038 --> 01:11:52,713
in case you need some privacy
with you: handsome friend

997
01:11:53,409 --> 01:11:56,151
Handsome fiiend has an
empty apartment too!

998
01:11:58,615 --> 01:11:59,787
AfleI Kia's dad and...

999
01:12:00,049 --> 01:12:03,030
before this handsome friend,
how many handsome...

1000
01:12:04,153 --> 01:12:06,429
- Welcome hack!
- Welcome hack!

1001
01:12:06,489 --> 01:12:08,469
Right in time!
Beans and rice is ready

1002
01:12:11,561 --> 01:12:12,437
<i>Kim!</i>

1003
01:12:13,096 --> 01:12:14,234
Kia What's happened?

1004
01:12:14,631 --> 01:12:15,632
<i>Kim!</i>

1005
01:12:17,300 --> 01:12:18,745
We'll have to sell the house!

1006
01:12:18,768 --> 01:12:20,406
We just bought it!

1007
01:12:20,570 --> 01:12:22,049
Some problem at work'?

1008
01:12:22,105 --> 01:12:23,516
I'm finished! I'm finished!

1009
01:12:24,040 --> 01:12:26,247
Everything3 over.
My dlealns, my plans...

1010
01:12:26,275 --> 01:12:27,549
my life . . .
Everything3 over!

1011
01:12:28,211 --> 01:12:29,747
My career is over!
I don't want to live anymore!

1012
01:12:30,013 --> 01:12:31,458
What has happened?

1013
01:12:34,350 --> 01:12:35,727
I'm pregnant

1014
01:12:37,587 --> 01:12:39,260
It's all your fault!

1015
01:12:39,455 --> 01:12:41,628
- What did I do?
- Who did than?

1016
01:12:42,525 --> 01:12:44,027
You should have
been careful!

1017
01:12:44,060 --> 01:12:45,368
I'm always careful!

1018
01:12:45,428 --> 01:12:46,634
Useless!

1019
01:12:46,763 --> 01:12:48,572
- Chill Kia
- What chill?

1020
01:12:49,065 --> 01:12:50,806
It's not you: problem.
The baby is in my stomach!

1021
01:12:51,067 --> 01:12:52,375
My life is getting oveI!

1022
01:12:52,469 --> 01:12:54,380
- Calm down! We'll handle this...
- Handle?

1023
01:12:54,537 --> 01:12:56,175
What will you handle?

1024
01:12:56,306 --> 01:12:59,150
Because you've earned some money,
you can handle anything?

1025
01:12:59,475 --> 01:13:03,423
Why should your wife have any drearns'?
Get her pregnant and rnake her sit at horne!

1026
01:13:03,446 --> 01:13:05,323
A man's ultimate revenge!

1027
01:13:05,381 --> 01:13:07,588
- Took your revenge?
- Shut up Kia!

1028
01:13:08,017 --> 01:13:10,725
Bloody useless!
Get lost!

1029
01:13:27,737 --> 01:13:28,738
Kia...

1030
01:13:30,006 --> 01:13:30,609
What is it?

1031
01:13:31,107 --> 01:13:34,384
Pregnancy tests are not
100% accurate...

1032
01:13:34,444 --> 01:13:36,014
How accurate are they'?

1033
01:13:37,246 --> 01:13:38,623
99%

1034
01:13:39,415 --> 01:13:40,052
Ass!

1035
01:13:40,083 --> 01:13:43,724
Kia hear n16 out! Let's try
a few brands. If we Sorry...

1036
01:13:44,220 --> 01:13:47,133
If we pass, then we'll go to the
hospital and get properly tested

1037
01:13:47,256 --> 01:13:50,032
If you're definitely pregnant
we'll get an abortion done

1038
01:13:51,628 --> 01:13:54,268
You'll have the abortion?
Is the baby in you: stomach?

1039
01:13:55,465 --> 01:13:56,569
Sorry! Sorry!

1040
01:13:57,300 --> 01:13:58,472
Take this

1041
01:13:58,801 --> 01:14:00,041
What's this?

1042
01:14:00,103 --> 01:14:02,515
All different brands. . .
Let's test with all

1043
01:14:03,106 --> 01:14:04,983
So many'?
Are you mad'?

1044
01:14:05,041 --> 01:14:06,315
Best of five...

1045
01:14:27,597 --> 01:14:28,735
Positive!

1046
01:14:29,632 --> 01:14:30,770
1-0:

1047
01:14:31,100 --> 01:14:33,273
2-0!
I've already done one!

1048
01:14:33,336 --> 01:14:34,542
Chill! Chill!

1049
01:14:35,671 --> 01:14:37,150
Next...

1050
01:14:47,550 --> 01:14:49,723
There's some problem...

1051
01:14:50,486 --> 01:14:53,160
- It's showing negative
- This is the right one! Yes!

1052
01:14:53,256 --> 01:14:54,633
I knew it...

1053
01:14:54,657 --> 01:14:56,659
You're not pregnant!
This is the right one

1054
01:15:08,337 --> 01:15:10,681
- This is also negative
- Z-Z! Yes!

1055
01:15:10,706 --> 01:15:13,516
I knew it! I knew you're
not pregnant!

1056
01:15:14,610 --> 01:15:16,021
Hey Kia!

1057
01:15:22,218 --> 01:15:25,131
Negative! Negative!
3-2!

1058
01:15:26,155 --> 01:15:29,295
How can you ever think
I'll stop you: life'?

1059
01:15:32,495 --> 01:15:35,305
- Now why'?
- What if it's 3-3'?

1060
01:15:49,645 --> 01:15:52,319
4-2 a
Negative!

1061
01:15:53,516 --> 01:15:55,257
I can't believe this!

1062
01:15:59,088 --> 01:16:01,034
Whatever the problem...

1063
01:16:01,090 --> 01:16:03,092
it's not Youls or Mine...
it's Ouls

1064
01:16:03,359 --> 01:16:05,202
We're in this together

1065
01:16:05,695 --> 01:16:07,572
Don't take off on me
like that...

1066
01:16:08,197 --> 01:16:09,369
Ever!

1067
01:16:12,068 --> 01:16:14,014
I'm sorry baby!

1068
01:16:14,303 --> 01:16:16,180
Then-is a pIoduct launch
next Week...

1069
01:16:16,472 --> 01:16:18,713
so I just panicked!

1070
01:16:19,342 --> 01:16:22,585
Forget that product.
If this product had launched...

1071
01:16:22,611 --> 01:16:24,181
who would pay the
monthly instalment?

1072
01:16:24,247 --> 01:16:26,318
My problem is bigger than
you: problem!

1073
01:16:27,583 --> 01:16:30,530
Now come. There's you: favourite
beans and rice for dinner. Come on

1074
01:16:32,388 --> 01:16:34,129
You marketing guys
don't understand

1075
01:16:34,223 --> 01:16:36,100
You: emotional ad campaign
won't do!

1076
01:16:36,125 --> 01:16:37,627
The pressule of sales
is on me

1077
01:16:38,027 --> 01:16:39,005
We need an offer

1078
01:16:39,028 --> 01:16:41,634
To boost the sales,
Rs. 2O off immediately!

1079
01:16:41,697 --> 01:16:44,109
You made an offer of
Rs. 1O offjust 4 months ago!

1080
01:16:44,267 --> 01:16:46,144
You sales guys will
kill the brand!

1081
01:16:46,402 --> 01:16:48,348
- There will be no brand without buyers...
- Sit!

1082
01:16:48,638 --> 01:16:50,117
This is short term thinking!

1083
01:16:50,339 --> 01:16:52,114
Rs. 2O off is less

1084
01:16:52,208 --> 01:16:53,585
We should give 50% off

1085
01:16:53,643 --> 01:16:55,145
What?

1086
01:16:56,712 --> 01:16:58,623
- But not for women.
- Meaning'?

1087
01:16:59,215 --> 01:17:00,990
50% off...

1088
01:17:01,283 --> 01:17:03,092
if the men come to buy

1089
01:17:03,152 --> 01:17:04,096
<i>Kim!</i>

1090
01:17:04,454 --> 01:17:05,364
You've lost it?

1091
01:17:05,554 --> 01:17:07,693
Which man buys
cooking oil?

1092
01:17:09,692 --> 01:17:11,330
Maybe in your house...

1093
01:17:12,261 --> 01:17:13,569
If We tell Women...

1094
01:17:13,629 --> 01:17:15,267
this offer is only for men...

1095
01:17:15,531 --> 01:17:18,171
all of them will force their
men to go to the stores

1096
01:17:18,301 --> 01:17:20,212
Their love for the brand
will increase ...

1097
01:17:20,670 --> 01:17:24,015
because thanks to the brand, their
lifelong dlean1 is being fulfilled...

1098
01:17:24,073 --> 01:17:26,314
of getting men to shale the
responsibility of running the house

1099
01:17:26,375 --> 01:17:28,412
Why should caring for the
health of the family...

1100
01:17:28,511 --> 01:17:31,515
only be the wife's duty'? Men must
share that responsibility too

1101
01:17:31,714 --> 01:17:33,489
The house is in his name...

1102
01:17:33,716 --> 01:17:36,128
so shouldn't he be doing
some housework too'?

1103
01:17:36,619 --> 01:17:39,156
And one more thing,
maybe because of this...

1104
01:17:39,622 --> 01:17:42,228
you: wife also will start
liking you more!

1105
01:17:43,726 --> 01:17:44,761
Brilliant!

1106
01:17:45,261 --> 01:17:47,332
Kia this is a
hIeakLhIough idea!

1107
01:17:47,730 --> 01:17:49,732
The whole Saffola range
should have this offer!

1108
01:18:03,946 --> 01:18:04,981
Kahil...

1109
01:18:05,248 --> 01:18:07,125
I got promoted to
Vice President MalketLng!

1110
01:18:14,190 --> 01:18:15,294
Here he is!

1111
01:18:15,458 --> 01:18:18,200
From today onwards
training ...

1112
01:18:18,360 --> 01:18:19,998
- stops!
- What?

1113
01:18:20,062 --> 01:18:22,269
Take care of you:
own bodies

1114
01:18:22,298 --> 01:18:24,005
- What do you mean?
- Why?

1115
01:18:24,200 --> 01:18:28,080
Wife's status is rising.
Mother-in-lavfs status is changing

1116
01:18:28,104 --> 01:18:30,106
Too many responsibilities now...
no time!

1117
01:18:30,206 --> 01:18:32,709
Don't do this Kabit,
you're my life!

1118
01:18:33,209 --> 01:18:36,122
We had a target of 15 kilos,
only 6 has been achieved!

1119
01:18:36,212 --> 01:18:38,214
We need you Kahil!

1120
01:18:38,347 --> 01:18:39,655
But I don't need the money!

1121
01:18:40,149 --> 01:18:42,755
- My god! You can't do this!
- Please!

1122
01:18:48,124 --> 01:18:50,035
But... I Won't take money

1123
01:18:52,595 --> 01:18:55,633
- So no then
- Ok, 0k!

1124
01:19:05,975 --> 01:19:07,579
- Bye
- Kia Wait!

1125
01:19:52,221 --> 01:19:54,394
So late!
Have you eaten?

1126
01:19:55,624 --> 01:19:57,297
Too tiled

1127
01:19:59,595 --> 01:20:01,541
How was your day?

1128
01:20:18,114 --> 01:20:20,458
- It's Sunday.
- So'?

1129
01:20:21,217 --> 01:20:23,163
Don't you know What
Sunday means?

1130
01:20:23,252 --> 01:20:25,755
Big review meeting tomorrow.
I'll have to go to office

1131
01:20:26,022 --> 01:20:27,160
Miss it!

1132
01:20:27,289 --> 01:20:29,030
<i>'</i> Can't!
<i>'</i> can!

1133
01:20:30,793 --> 01:20:32,067
Can't!

1134
01:21:52,108 --> 01:21:55,385
For a woman to make a name in the
corporate world at such a young age...

1135
01:21:55,478 --> 01:21:57,788
<i>is 5611 very {axe Kin.
W5 u big achievement</i>

1136
01:21:58,180 --> 01:22:00,057
I think it's equally
difficult for the men

1137
01:22:00,082 --> 01:22:01,720
Come on it's much
tougher on us

1138
01:22:01,984 --> 01:22:05,431
We have to excel both at
the office and at home

1139
01:22:06,121 --> 01:22:07,725
I only focus on my work...

1140
01:22:08,290 --> 01:22:09,633
My husband takes
care of the house

1141
01:22:10,025 --> 01:22:12,631
Wow!
Is he for real'?

1142
01:22:13,029 --> 01:22:15,100
Wish everyone had a
husband like youls

1143
01:22:15,297 --> 01:22:17,038
I'd Ieally like to
meet him!

1144
01:22:17,166 --> 01:22:19,612
Kia what is this? Why did
you give them my number'?

1145
01:22:19,635 --> 01:22:23,242
- It's a small interview. No big deal.
- I don't like all this! Why are we doing this?

1146
01:22:23,339 --> 01:22:26,218
I will benefit. Your interview
will give me moIe publicity

1147
01:22:26,242 --> 01:22:27,653
Ok bye now I have to go!

1148
01:22:29,045 --> 01:22:31,252
Kabit than]: you for
letting us into you: life

1149
01:22:31,313 --> 01:22:33,088
You have a beautiful home!

1150
01:22:33,382 --> 01:22:35,453
- Thank you.
- When did you decide...

1151
01:22:35,551 --> 01:22:39,658
that you would take care
of the house full time '.7

1152
01:22:39,688 --> 01:22:42,362
The filst time I came to this
house and saw it's condition...

1153
01:22:42,424 --> 01:22:45,735
I decided that the "men" in
this house needed a "Woman"

1154
01:22:46,428 --> 01:22:50,774
So can we say that in you:
relationship, Kia is the man'?

1155
01:22:52,601 --> 01:22:53,579
No...

1156
01:22:54,370 --> 01:22:57,249
Kia is a Woman,
and I am a

1157
01:22:57,473 --> 01:22:59,282
but I understand
you: confusion

1158
01:22:59,675 --> 01:23:02,417
Homemaker means you're a "she",
having a career means you're a "he"...

1159
01:23:02,511 --> 01:23:04,286
According to "Indian tradition"

1160
01:23:04,313 --> 01:23:09,319
True, hut Kin is a very successful Woman
and you are dependent on heI financially...

1161
01:23:10,219 --> 01:23:13,428
Does you: ego ever hurt'?
Do you feel jealous?

1162
01:23:13,555 --> 01:23:15,091
So you're saying that...

1163
01:23:15,124 --> 01:23:18,731
all those women who are honlenlakers are
jealous of their husband's success?

1164
01:23:20,029 --> 01:23:22,635
Using their money to run
the house hurts their ego'?

1165
01:23:23,232 --> 01:23:26,338
If Women don't feel it,
Why do you think men will feel...

1166
01:23:26,402 --> 01:23:28,245
jealous... have an ego?

1167
01:23:28,437 --> 01:23:32,044
Maybe men's upbringing,
genetic difference...

1168
01:23:32,107 --> 01:23:33,745
Of course.
We are different...

1169
01:23:34,143 --> 01:23:37,022
Which is why I don't wear a bra and
she doesn't have a beard

1170
01:23:37,212 --> 01:23:40,250
But genes don't say that
a bra can't go to work...

1171
01:23:40,316 --> 01:23:42,318
or that a beard can't
run the house

1172
01:23:42,618 --> 01:23:45,155
My "she" is proving
to the world...

1173
01:23:45,454 --> 01:23:47,263
that she's no less
than a "he"...

1174
01:23:47,356 --> 01:23:49,632
And this "he" is proving
to the world...

1175
01:23:49,658 --> 01:23:51,535
that he's no less
than a "she"!

1176
01:23:51,760 --> 01:23:55,469
The Constitution of India gives
every citizen the freedom of choice

1177
01:23:55,564 --> 01:23:58,443
She and he have the freedom
to choose what they want to do

1178
01:23:58,634 --> 01:24:01,615
We chose this life. Why is it
breaking news to you'?

1179
01:24:02,404 --> 01:24:03,405
<i>Kim!</i>

1180
01:24:03,672 --> 01:24:05,618
I saw your husband's
"He-She" interview...

1181
01:24:05,674 --> 01:24:07,312
Damn cool!

1182
01:24:08,510 --> 01:24:09,614
What a dude your
husband is!

1183
01:24:09,645 --> 01:24:11,716
For a minute even I was
influenced by his words!

1184
01:24:11,980 --> 01:24:13,516
You're a very
lucky gill!

1185
01:24:13,582 --> 01:24:16,028
You: husband is a very
progressive man

1186
01:24:16,318 --> 01:24:18,696
Yes. All companies should
recruit more women

1187
01:24:18,721 --> 01:24:22,100
I wish more of out men were like hitn.
He's from IINI(B), right'?

1188
01:24:22,257 --> 01:24:24,999
Kia, your husband's trending!

1189
01:24:25,027 --> 01:24:26,335
Let's get back to work guys

1190
01:24:26,395 --> 01:24:27,430
Hi Msfam...

1191
01:24:27,629 --> 01:24:29,404
I saw your interview...

1192
01:24:30,365 --> 01:24:33,141
- Thank you!
- I loved what you were wearing!

1193
01:24:40,743 --> 01:24:42,313
You've become an
overnight stat!

1194
01:24:42,511 --> 01:24:45,458
Saw the interview?
I gave you so much publicity!

1195
01:24:46,215 --> 01:24:48,354
Me'? You were
praising yourself!

1196
01:24:48,750 --> 01:24:50,752
Anyway you looked hot!

1197
01:24:51,020 --> 01:24:54,558
It was a question of your reputation!
I did the make-up and lighting myself

1198
01:25:10,005 --> 01:25:12,417
What did you mean "condition
of the house" before you came'?

1199
01:25:12,708 --> 01:25:14,585
Did we live in the
gutter before'?

1200
01:25:15,310 --> 01:25:17,620
That was a joke...
A true joke

1201
01:25:20,416 --> 01:25:23,420
And What was that...

1202
01:25:23,552 --> 01:25:27,090
"She" is proving to the world that
she's no less than a "he"...

1203
01:25:28,290 --> 01:25:30,031
That was a compliment!

1204
01:25:31,994 --> 01:25:34,133
What do you think?
That my life's

1205
01:25:34,229 --> 01:25:37,506
is to show people that
I'm no less than a man?

1206
01:25:37,699 --> 01:25:39,645
I'm not proving anything
to anyone, 0k'?

1207
01:25:39,668 --> 01:25:42,046
I just want to be the best
at what I do

1208
01:25:45,240 --> 01:25:48,312
She finds faults
even in compliments!

1209
01:25:48,343 --> 01:25:50,414
You said something?

1210
01:25:57,019 --> 01:25:59,556
I saw your son on T.V.

1211
01:26:00,022 --> 01:26:01,968
But Women's Day is
next month...

1212
01:26:02,224 --> 01:26:04,170
What was he
doing on T.V.‘.7

1213
01:26:05,294 --> 01:26:07,103
Sit, he speaks very Well

1214
01:26:07,162 --> 01:26:09,164
- Did he say anything about me?
- N0 sit...

1215
01:26:09,198 --> 01:26:11,109
He didn't even take
your name

1216
01:26:11,233 --> 01:26:12,610
Thank God...

1217
01:26:13,135 --> 01:26:15,411
else 0111 apartment
prices would fall!

1218
01:26:23,745 --> 01:26:26,521
- Hello?
- Hi, is this MI. Kahil Bansal?

1219
01:26:26,582 --> 01:26:27,720
Yes, speaking

1220
01:26:28,250 --> 01:26:31,322
Sit We would like you to talk in
0111 TedX Progmmme

1221
01:27:37,186 --> 01:27:40,292
- What is this? I'm starving!
- Sorry!

1222
01:27:41,156 --> 01:27:43,363
What will you have?

1223
01:27:43,425 --> 01:27:45,200
Just order anything!

1224
01:27:49,231 --> 01:27:50,005
Hello?

1225
01:27:50,032 --> 01:27:53,104
Sit, we're doing a cookery show...

1226
01:28:51,560 --> 01:28:54,131
- Don't you think'?
- Clutter-breaking idea, sit!

1227
01:28:56,431 --> 01:28:59,310
Sit I know it's
very interesting...

1228
01:29:00,002 --> 01:29:01,379
but I don't think he'll do it

1229
01:29:01,436 --> 01:29:03,438
Television is going to die

1230
01:29:03,639 --> 01:29:05,550
Who will Watch T.V. with
so many ads?

1231
01:29:06,174 --> 01:29:07,676
They should ban ads!

1232
01:29:09,077 --> 01:29:10,078
When-is mom?

1233
01:29:10,145 --> 01:29:12,182
Some NGO seminar
or something

1234
01:29:12,547 --> 01:29:13,582
Drink?

1235
01:29:14,249 --> 01:29:16,092
You Won't believe it...

1236
01:29:16,285 --> 01:29:18,993
my boss Wants to
cast you in an ad

1237
01:29:19,454 --> 01:29:20,398
Excuse me?

1238
01:29:20,489 --> 01:29:22,696
Don't Worry...
I said no

1239
01:29:24,426 --> 01:29:25,598
Which ad?

1240
01:29:27,729 --> 01:29:29,037
Saffola!

1241
01:29:29,498 --> 01:29:30,533
Saffola?

1242
01:29:35,170 --> 01:29:36,706
Saffola...

1243
01:29:38,073 --> 01:29:39,984
<i>Actually Kin R's
u 45006 Men</i>

1244
01:29:40,675 --> 01:29:43,121
You: last "offer" idea for men
was such a hit...

1245
01:29:43,178 --> 01:29:44,179
Actually...

1246
01:29:44,213 --> 01:29:45,715
it's a great idea!

1247
01:29:45,981 --> 01:29:48,325
How long will we
stereotype women in ads'?

1248
01:29:48,617 --> 01:29:50,426
Ads influence society, right?

1249
01:29:50,552 --> 01:29:52,623
Change ads,
change society!

1250
01:29:53,288 --> 01:29:54,392
You'll do an ad?

1251
01:30:40,569 --> 01:30:44,107
Kia, I Want Kahil to give 0111
Marketing and Sales team...

1252
01:30:44,172 --> 01:30:46,778
an inspirational talk. Just
an informal evening session

1253
01:30:47,142 --> 01:30:49,645
He's such an interesting man.
I'm 5111c people will love it!

1254
01:30:50,545 --> 01:30:51,546
Kahil?

1255
01:30:52,080 --> 01:30:52,455
<i>Here'?</i>

1256
01:31:50,405 --> 01:31:52,646
You're really enjoying you:
new life, aren't you'?

1257
01:31:54,776 --> 01:31:56,778
I really enjoyed
coming to you: office

1258
01:31:57,279 --> 01:31:59,259
But how do you
work there'?

1259
01:32:00,081 --> 01:32:01,719
I Wasn't talking about
this evening

1260
01:32:02,684 --> 01:32:04,129
What do you mean?

1261
01:32:05,621 --> 01:32:06,725
I mean...

1262
01:32:07,122 --> 01:32:10,126
all these talks and speeches...

1263
01:32:11,526 --> 01:32:15,702
At first I found these interviews and
talks on gender equality very irritating

1264
01:32:16,298 --> 01:32:19,006
But afiel seeing the
response, I started

1265
01:32:19,634 --> 01:32:21,636
If I can do some good,
then why not'?

1266
01:32:22,571 --> 01:32:24,141
What good are you doing?

1267
01:32:24,739 --> 01:32:26,446
By sharing out lives...

1268
01:32:27,042 --> 01:32:29,454
if someone else's life
gets better, then why not'?

1269
01:32:33,048 --> 01:32:36,052
I thought I was the marketing person,
and you didn't like marketing...

1270
01:32:38,620 --> 01:32:40,759
You are marketing
your life!

1271
01:32:42,724 --> 01:32:44,226
0111 life!

1272
01:32:44,526 --> 01:32:46,233
Not my life

1273
01:32:47,696 --> 01:32:49,573
My life is not so different

1274
01:32:50,032 --> 01:32:51,568
So many women work...

1275
01:32:52,567 --> 01:32:54,046
You're the different anitnal!

1276
01:32:55,337 --> 01:32:57,078
And anyway who are
you helping?

1277
01:32:58,673 --> 01:33:01,279
You think that centuries of
injustice done to Women...

1278
01:33:01,309 --> 01:33:04,119
can he wiped clean in a
second by your example?

1279
01:33:05,147 --> 01:33:07,286
It's the men, not the Women
who are benefiting fIom this

1280
01:33:07,482 --> 01:33:11,726
Inspired by you, men think they can
sit at home and become stats!

1281
01:33:13,221 --> 01:33:14,632
If you don't want to work...

1282
01:33:15,523 --> 01:33:17,628
why encourage others
to be useless

1283
01:33:30,739 --> 01:33:34,152
That you find happiness
in my happiness

1284
01:33:34,209 --> 01:33:37,349
Is not necessary in love...

1285
01:33:44,019 --> 01:33:47,228
If 0111 paths don't meet...

1286
01:33:47,288 --> 01:33:50,599
does not mean We are apart...

1287
01:33:50,692 --> 01:33:54,196
This is love, not duty...

1288
01:33:54,262 --> 01:33:57,436
This is love, not duty...

1289
01:33:57,499 --> 01:34:00,605
This is love, not duty...

1290
01:34:00,669 --> 01:34:03,445
This is love, not duty...

1291
01:34:03,505 --> 01:34:05,576
I have some good news

1292
01:34:06,107 --> 01:34:08,986
We want to send you to New York
for a management programme

1293
01:34:09,377 --> 01:34:11,015
It's a fabulous one month
programme

1294
01:34:11,413 --> 01:34:12,585
Would you like to go'?

1295
01:34:16,384 --> 01:34:18,091
Everything 0k?

1296
01:34:19,287 --> 01:34:20,630
Yes sit. I'll go

1297
01:34:20,689 --> 01:34:22,430
I'm already depressed!

1298
01:34:22,724 --> 01:34:24,704
How can you both leave
me all alone...

1299
01:34:24,726 --> 01:34:26,603
and go to the U.S.
for a month'?

1300
01:34:26,661 --> 01:34:28,038
Very mean!

1301
01:34:28,163 --> 01:34:30,040
What alone? I'm not going

1302
01:34:30,732 --> 01:34:32,302
I'm just joking...

1303
01:34:32,634 --> 01:34:34,113
What's happened to you Kahil?

1304
01:34:34,436 --> 01:34:36,006
He's become famous mom...

1305
01:34:36,338 --> 01:34:38,045
- He doesn't have dates.
- What?

1306
01:34:38,373 --> 01:34:40,046
Everything stops from today

1307
01:34:40,342 --> 01:34:41,343
What?

1308
01:34:41,476 --> 01:34:42,454
Anyway. . .

1309
01:34:42,510 --> 01:34:44,717
the country's youth is Watching
this useless example...

1310
01:34:44,746 --> 01:34:45,747
and getting corrupted!

1311
01:34:46,147 --> 01:34:47,023
What?

1312
01:34:48,416 --> 01:34:50,157
How can I leave you in
this condition?

1313
01:34:50,352 --> 01:34:51,353
What's happened to me?

1314
01:34:51,619 --> 01:34:54,657
Anything can happen. Anyway my job
is to take care ofthe house...

1315
01:34:55,090 --> 01:34:56,660
not to travel the world!

1316
01:35:00,662 --> 01:35:01,663
I'm sorry...

1317
01:35:02,097 --> 01:35:03,508
For what?

1318
01:35:05,233 --> 01:35:06,371
Why Won't you come?

1319
01:35:06,568 --> 01:35:08,605
What will I come and
do there for a month'?

1320
01:35:13,408 --> 01:35:15,285
You'll he able to
stay without me?

1321
01:35:17,746 --> 01:35:19,316
You'll he busy...

1322
01:35:19,514 --> 01:35:22,518
Instead of living there without you
it's better if I stay here without you

1323
01:35:23,651 --> 01:35:26,325
At least I can look
after morn

1324
01:35:27,322 --> 01:35:28,733
I Want to he useful

1325
01:35:34,496 --> 01:35:35,736
Then I Won't go too

1326
01:35:35,997 --> 01:35:36,634
Don't go!

1327
01:35:39,367 --> 01:35:41,210
But I've already accepted...

1328
01:35:42,504 --> 01:35:44,506
and it's a great
opportunity to learn

1329
01:35:45,006 --> 01:35:46,246
So go...

1330
01:35:55,250 --> 01:35:57,127
I didn't mean What I
said in the cat

1331
01:35:57,485 --> 01:35:59,158
I mean What I'm
saying now

1332
01:36:00,088 --> 01:36:02,364
You do you: work,
I'll do mine

1333
01:36:03,091 --> 01:36:05,264
Anyway you feel that
I don't do anything

1334
01:36:06,227 --> 01:36:08,673
If I come to America
with you and enjoy...

1335
01:36:09,164 --> 01:36:10,336
even I'll feel that
I'm useless!

1336
01:36:23,411 --> 01:36:27,223
I don't know how to convince you...

1337
01:36:27,282 --> 01:36:30,126
This is love, not duty...

1338
01:36:30,185 --> 01:36:33,598
Does not mean I desire you any less

1339
01:36:33,622 --> 01:36:35,727
This is love, not duty...

1340
01:36:35,990 --> 01:36:42,202
Times have changed a hit,
But I'm the same, my love...

1341
01:36:42,230 --> 01:36:49,671
How do I make you undeIstamLfZ

1342
01:36:50,038 --> 01:36:56,683
I don't know how to make you happy
But I Want to see a smile on your face

1343
01:36:56,744 --> 01:37:00,123
This is love, not duty...

1344
01:37:00,181 --> 01:37:03,390
This is love, not duty...

1345
01:37:03,451 --> 01:37:06,660
This is love, not duty...

1346
01:37:06,721 --> 01:37:09,565
This is love, not duty...

1347
01:37:09,591 --> 01:37:13,403
That you find happiness
in my happiness

1348
01:37:13,461 --> 01:37:16,374
Is not necessary in love...

1349
01:37:16,397 --> 01:37:20,106
That you find happiness
in my happiness

1350
01:37:20,168 --> 01:37:23,115
Is not necessary in love...

1351
01:37:23,171 --> 01:37:26,550
If 0111 paths don't meet...

1352
01:37:26,608 --> 01:37:31,387
does not mean We are apart...

1353
01:37:31,413 --> 01:37:33,484
Where are you going all
dlessed up like a stud?

1354
01:37:36,584 --> 01:37:39,087
To focus on my
present life...

1355
01:37:39,120 --> 01:37:41,327
I had made my past
out of focus...

1356
01:37:41,723 --> 01:37:44,135
But now my past is
calling out to me

1357
01:37:45,093 --> 01:37:47,505
AfleI many years then-is a
reunion of all the MBA Iohots

1358
01:37:47,562 --> 01:37:48,336
Shall I go?

1359
01:37:48,429 --> 01:37:51,035
If you come home early
sleep outside!

1360
01:37:55,470 --> 01:37:57,143
So you learned
how to cook?

1361
01:37:57,205 --> 01:37:58,240
Yes, completely!

1362
01:38:12,353 --> 01:38:13,696
- Hi Kahil!
- Hi Neha

1363
01:38:14,022 --> 01:38:16,002
- How's Kia?
- She's good. Very good

1364
01:38:16,157 --> 01:38:18,194
When Z people have
a scene in college...

1365
01:38:18,259 --> 01:38:19,397
and they lose touch...

1366
01:38:19,461 --> 01:38:21,566
and meet after
many years...

1367
01:38:21,596 --> 01:38:24,270
that moment guys...
is pule sex!

1368
01:38:28,436 --> 01:38:29,744
Here! Sex done'?

1369
01:38:32,974 --> 01:38:34,419
- What are you drinking?
- I Want to get dnmk!

1370
01:38:34,476 --> 01:38:36,353
I Want to have shots!

1371
01:38:41,015 --> 01:38:42,494
Kahil...

1372
01:38:43,551 --> 01:38:46,395
You gave me a big
complex in college...

1373
01:38:46,421 --> 01:38:49,425
Now that I'm Worth
400 million dollars, and single...

1374
01:38:49,691 --> 01:38:51,193
you still make me
feel like a loseI!

1375
01:38:51,259 --> 01:38:52,533
What did I do?

1376
01:38:53,161 --> 01:38:55,607
You're the one who is in every
woman's dlealn even afiel marriage!

1377
01:39:01,136 --> 01:39:04,242
You've become a film ditectoI but
still didn't bring an actress along

1378
01:39:04,305 --> 01:39:07,309
Your life is no less than a film.
How much foI the copyrights?

1379
01:39:08,142 --> 01:39:10,281
- Kahit?
- Yes?

1380
01:39:10,378 --> 01:39:11,652
Will you come to
Mumhai foI me?

1381
01:39:11,713 --> 01:39:13,124
Why is your husband
in Delhi?

1382
01:39:13,181 --> 01:39:15,422
No in Paris. Ass!

1383
01:39:16,384 --> 01:39:19,092
My channel is doing a big
programme for Women's Day...

1384
01:39:19,187 --> 01:39:20,962
I stopped doing all that...

1385
01:39:21,456 --> 01:39:22,992
Please do it foI me?

1386
01:39:23,057 --> 01:39:24,468
Just one day! Please?

1387
01:39:24,492 --> 01:39:27,166
How many times can I say the
same thing? Anyway it's Women's Day...

1388
01:39:27,195 --> 01:39:29,402
Women should speak for
the benefit of women to women!

1389
01:39:29,697 --> 01:39:32,405
F01 Women to benefit
men should speak to men

1390
01:39:32,433 --> 01:39:34,640
No, you find yourself
another man

1391
01:39:35,036 --> 01:39:36,481
I've committed...

1392
01:39:37,004 --> 01:39:38,642
I'll he badly screwed!

1393
01:39:39,007 --> 01:39:41,317
Just one day...
Please!

1394
01:39:41,576 --> 01:39:43,180
Please!

1395
01:39:43,544 --> 01:39:44,682
Please!

1396
01:40:20,048 --> 01:40:26,522
(Kahil: History says, in the stone ages
men hunted and Women in caves cooked...)

1397
01:40:29,024 --> 01:40:31,300
No one checked how
many men cooked...

1398
01:40:31,359 --> 01:40:33,361
and how many Women hunted!

1399
01:40:34,629 --> 01:40:39,339
If you Iniss 1 match out of 121
it won't make any difference...

1400
01:40:39,400 --> 01:40:42,176
Today's Women's Day, sit with your
Woman and listen to this boy!

1401
01:40:42,237 --> 01:40:44,581
If we reversed the roles,
then what?

1402
01:40:45,306 --> 01:40:46,649
The Woman's job would he hunting...

1403
01:40:46,674 --> 01:40:48,278
the man's job, cooking!

1404
01:40:48,509 --> 01:40:50,318
Only their responsibilities
would have been swapped

1405
01:40:50,578 --> 01:40:51,784
Men would have Iemained men...

1406
01:40:52,046 --> 01:40:53,218
Women would have remained women...

1407
01:40:53,648 --> 01:40:55,753
Sex would have been just as good!
Yes, but today We...

1408
01:40:56,450 --> 01:40:57,588
would not be celebrating
Women's Day...

1409
01:40:57,685 --> 01:40:58,663
but Men's Day instead!

1410
01:41:00,521 --> 01:41:02,592
History must have been written
by a man!

1411
01:41:03,357 --> 01:41:04,392
His-tory. . .

1412
01:41:04,592 --> 01:41:06,731
The clue is in the word itself,
His Story!

1413
01:41:07,128 --> 01:41:08,539
Does anyone know
Her Story?

1414
01:41:08,596 --> 01:41:11,042
- Who's this fellow?
- He's a man!

1415
01:41:11,532 --> 01:41:12,408
I can see that

1416
01:41:12,433 --> 01:41:15,778
The men who discovered the Hindi language
knew this about this mistake...

1417
01:41:17,138 --> 01:41:19,550
In Hindi grammar,
"cooking" is a masculine gender...

1418
01:41:20,007 --> 01:41:21,315
So cooking is
male territory

1419
01:41:21,342 --> 01:41:24,619
"Working" is a feminine gender...

1420
01:41:25,546 --> 01:41:26,650
Female territory!

1421
01:41:27,549 --> 01:41:28,721
Fact is...

1422
01:41:28,750 --> 01:41:31,458
we ale speaking one language,
and living another

1423
01:41:33,054 --> 01:41:37,662
He takes care of his home
so his wife can fulfil? her dlealns

1424
01:41:38,226 --> 01:41:39,068
Good!

1425
01:41:39,193 --> 01:41:41,195
Good'? Could you have
ever done this?

1426
01:41:41,262 --> 01:41:42,366
Yes, Why not?

1427
01:41:42,530 --> 01:41:45,170
Rubbish! If I had
continued my acting work...

1428
01:41:45,233 --> 01:41:46,473
would you have taken
care of the house?

1429
01:41:46,634 --> 01:41:48,773
Absolutely. If that was
your dleam

1430
01:41:49,437 --> 01:41:53,283
You can't boil a glass of
water on you: own!

1431
01:41:53,341 --> 01:41:55,582
We would have got a cook.
Does he have kids?

1432
01:41:55,610 --> 01:41:57,180
- That's not the point!
- That's the point...

1433
01:41:57,245 --> 01:41:58,690
That's the big point Jaya!

1434
01:41:59,147 --> 01:42:00,751
When did I stop you
from working'?

1435
01:42:01,015 --> 01:42:02,119
It was your choice!

1436
01:42:02,183 --> 01:42:06,097
Exactly. It was my choice
because I had no other choice!

1437
01:42:06,487 --> 01:42:09,024
What are you sayillg!

1438
01:42:09,123 --> 01:42:11,034
I would have happily
looked after the house!

1439
01:42:11,126 --> 01:42:12,161
Sula!

1440
01:42:12,226 --> 01:42:16,038
Amitahh Bachchan cooking
in the kitchen...

1441
01:42:16,130 --> 01:42:20,601
and J aya Bachchan happily
waving to her fans every Sunday!

1442
01:42:20,668 --> 01:42:21,738
You would have
been 0k with it?

1443
01:42:22,003 --> 01:42:23,141
Yeah.
Why not?

1444
01:42:23,204 --> 01:42:26,048
So easy to say it.
Can't rewind life!

1445
01:42:28,342 --> 01:42:31,221
What do I do?

1446
01:42:31,345 --> 01:42:33,256
What do you Want
me to do?

1447
01:42:33,314 --> 01:42:35,419
- I Want to meet this boy
- Who? This guy?

1448
01:42:35,583 --> 01:42:36,653
- Yeah
- Why?

1449
01:42:36,751 --> 01:42:39,163
I like him.
Just look at him!

1450
01:42:40,121 --> 01:42:43,102
At this age a new LhIeat!

1451
01:42:48,229 --> 01:42:49,674
Hi. You coming?

1452
01:42:50,131 --> 01:42:51,371
Corning where?

1453
01:42:52,433 --> 01:42:53,673
So Why did you call?
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