1 00:00:21,170 --> 00:00:23,970 - Whoa! 2 00:00:29,490 --> 00:00:32,560 - Stand and deliver! - Do as he says. I've heard of this brigand. 3 00:00:32,610 --> 00:00:34,000 He's known as the Knightmare! 4 00:00:34,050 --> 00:00:37,000 Faster than Sam Swift the Quick, deadlier than Deadly Dupont. 5 00:00:37,050 --> 00:00:40,400 Dabbling lowpads the pair of 'em, with terrible pseudonyms to boot. 6 00:00:40,450 --> 00:00:43,760 - Cash bags, jewels, the lot. - I will not be robbed 7 00:00:43,810 --> 00:00:46,160 by some lone, ranting cavalier! 8 00:00:46,210 --> 00:00:48,640 Who says I am alone? 9 00:01:05,290 --> 00:01:07,330 - Right. 10 00:01:10,650 --> 00:01:13,480 - Warm. 11 00:01:13,530 --> 00:01:15,490 Warmer. 12 00:01:16,930 --> 00:01:19,520 We are cursed. The Knightmare is in league with the devil. 13 00:01:19,570 --> 00:01:22,320 Aye, Satan's sidekick, me. 14 00:01:22,370 --> 00:01:26,000 - Where's the rest? - What else would you take from me, sir? 15 00:01:26,050 --> 00:01:28,680 You know what I want. Hand over the amulet. 16 00:01:28,730 --> 00:01:32,360 - Hello. - Wah! - Oh, don't mind me, don't mind me. 17 00:01:32,410 --> 00:01:34,880 I'm only going to be a minute. Don't worry. Oh, very warm. 18 00:01:34,930 --> 00:01:38,760 - What are you doing? - Oh, just ignore me, I'm just passing through, like fish in the night. 19 00:01:38,810 --> 00:01:42,400 - This is a robbery! - It's not fish in the night, it's something else. - This is my robbery. 20 00:01:42,450 --> 00:01:44,840 No, ships in the night. Yeah, something like that. 21 00:01:44,890 --> 00:01:47,560 Step aside or I shall blow your brains out. 22 00:01:47,610 --> 00:01:49,360 Sorry, were you talking to me there? 23 00:01:49,410 --> 00:01:51,520 Try again, I promise I'll listen this time. 24 00:01:51,570 --> 00:01:53,240 You have interrupted my robbery, sir, 25 00:01:53,290 --> 00:01:55,800 and you will step away, if you wish to take another breath. 26 00:01:55,850 --> 00:01:58,840 - You're going to get us all killed, if you don't shut your mouth. - Sorry. 27 00:01:58,890 --> 00:02:03,160 Sorry, I really was planning to listen that time but, basically, I didn't. 28 00:02:03,210 --> 00:02:05,200 Usually, someone hits me at this point, 29 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:07,360 but she's taking the Year 7s for taekwondo. 30 00:02:07,410 --> 00:02:09,640 - Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! 31 00:02:09,690 --> 00:02:12,640 Yes! Got you! 32 00:02:12,690 --> 00:02:15,960 Oh, hang on. If I didn't know better, I'd say this was a robbery. 33 00:02:16,010 --> 00:02:18,920 I am robbing these people, you are getting out of my way. 34 00:02:18,970 --> 00:02:22,160 - I just need one tiny little thing from this box. - This is my robbery! 35 00:02:22,210 --> 00:02:25,400 Well, can't we share it? Isn't that what robbery's all about? 36 00:02:25,450 --> 00:02:27,920 - Yargh! - Oh, no! No, no, no! 37 00:02:27,970 --> 00:02:31,640 - You bungled my heist. - No, you bungled mine, Zorro! 38 00:02:31,690 --> 00:02:34,600 - Whey-faced fool! - Yeah, well, why don't you show your face? 39 00:02:34,650 --> 00:02:36,920 At least I show my face, what's wrong with yours? 40 00:02:36,970 --> 00:02:39,130 Nothing, Doctor. 41 00:02:50,930 --> 00:02:54,650 - You? - Yes, it is me. 42 00:02:55,930 --> 00:02:58,400 What took you so long, old man? 43 00:03:39,370 --> 00:03:41,760 - "Old man?" - It seemed apt. 44 00:03:41,810 --> 00:03:44,080 Life expectancy is 35 these days. 45 00:03:44,130 --> 00:03:47,120 - Well, for everyone else. - But didn't you know it was me? 46 00:03:47,170 --> 00:03:49,920 Of course, you don't forget the man who saved your life. 47 00:03:49,970 --> 00:03:52,200 - It's good to see you. - Yes, I didn't get that impression 48 00:03:52,250 --> 00:03:53,800 when you were threatening to kill me. 49 00:03:53,850 --> 00:03:56,280 The Knightmare has a reputation to maintain. 50 00:03:56,330 --> 00:03:59,000 - It's a very good voice. How do you do that? - Practice. 51 00:03:59,050 --> 00:04:02,280 Last time I saw you, you were founding a leper colony. 52 00:04:02,330 --> 00:04:04,200 I was so proud of you. 53 00:04:04,250 --> 00:04:06,120 Proud of me? You weren't even there. 54 00:04:06,170 --> 00:04:07,760 Yes, I was. 55 00:04:07,810 --> 00:04:09,800 You didn't see me, but I saw you. 56 00:04:09,850 --> 00:04:12,640 - And you just left me there? - Well, you seemed... fine. 57 00:04:12,690 --> 00:04:15,360 In a leper colony? 58 00:04:15,410 --> 00:04:18,320 No matter... you're here now. 59 00:04:18,370 --> 00:04:22,400 - We should celebrate. - Oh, no, this isn't a visit, I've got a job to do. 60 00:04:22,450 --> 00:04:24,600 I'm here looking for an alien object 61 00:04:24,650 --> 00:04:27,080 which has no business being here on Earth in 1651. 62 00:04:27,130 --> 00:04:30,600 It was just... It just so happened, you know, that my tracking device, 63 00:04:30,650 --> 00:04:33,800 it led me to the carriage that you were, you know, robbing. 64 00:04:33,850 --> 00:04:36,520 - There wasn't... I didn't... It was... - You mean, 65 00:04:36,570 --> 00:04:40,320 - you haven't come for me? - No. It was just a coincidence. 66 00:04:43,770 --> 00:04:46,400 Oh, Ashildr, I'm sorry. 67 00:04:46,450 --> 00:04:48,480 Who's Ashildr? 68 00:04:48,530 --> 00:04:51,000 You are, that's your name. 69 00:04:51,050 --> 00:04:53,880 Ashildr, daughter of Einarr. 70 00:04:53,930 --> 00:04:56,520 Chuckles. I used to call him Chuckles. Do you remember? 71 00:04:56,570 --> 00:04:58,640 Yes. 72 00:04:58,690 --> 00:05:02,240 - I think I remember the village. - You loved that village. 73 00:05:02,290 --> 00:05:04,000 If you say so. 74 00:05:04,050 --> 00:05:06,280 Anyone in that village would have died for you. 75 00:05:06,330 --> 00:05:09,840 Well, they're all dead now, and here I am. 76 00:05:09,890 --> 00:05:12,080 So, I guess it all worked out. 77 00:05:12,130 --> 00:05:15,360 - Ashildr... - That's not my name. 78 00:05:15,410 --> 00:05:17,950 I don't even remember that name. 79 00:05:18,970 --> 00:05:21,560 Well, what... what do you call yourself? 80 00:05:21,610 --> 00:05:24,120 - Me. - Yes, you, there's nobody else here. 81 00:05:24,170 --> 00:05:27,280 No... I call myself Me. 82 00:05:27,330 --> 00:05:29,560 All the other names I chose died with whoever knew me. 83 00:05:29,610 --> 00:05:33,560 Me is who I am now. No-one's mother, daughter, wife. 84 00:05:33,610 --> 00:05:36,240 My own companion. 85 00:05:36,290 --> 00:05:39,360 Singular. Unattached. 86 00:05:39,410 --> 00:05:41,010 Alone. 87 00:05:43,010 --> 00:05:44,520 Anyway, I should get started. 88 00:05:44,570 --> 00:05:47,520 Jump on, I'll give you a ride. You can help me. 89 00:05:47,570 --> 00:05:50,170 - With what? - Packing. 90 00:05:54,730 --> 00:05:57,210 - Come on. 91 00:05:59,970 --> 00:06:03,680 It's a big place for someone who lives on their own. 92 00:06:03,730 --> 00:06:05,480 I have a servant. 93 00:06:05,530 --> 00:06:07,720 And all manner of visitors drop in. 94 00:06:21,130 --> 00:06:23,800 Your device... 95 00:06:23,850 --> 00:06:25,360 what is it? 96 00:06:25,410 --> 00:06:27,280 My curioscanner? 97 00:06:27,330 --> 00:06:29,120 Oh, it, er, it sort of scans for... 98 00:06:29,170 --> 00:06:32,480 It scans for curios. I've just realising how it got its name. 99 00:06:32,530 --> 00:06:35,560 It's been tracking exoplanetary energy for the last couple of weeks. 100 00:06:35,610 --> 00:06:37,880 I've been following it across the galaxy. 101 00:06:37,930 --> 00:06:40,080 And do you know what you're looking for? 102 00:06:40,130 --> 00:06:43,520 I've got a pretty good idea, yes. Why? 103 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:46,040 I wasn't just robbing Lucie Fanshawe for her loot. 104 00:06:46,090 --> 00:06:48,880 She's bragged about having the rarest gem in the land, 105 00:06:48,930 --> 00:06:51,800 an ancient amulet from foreign parts. 106 00:06:51,850 --> 00:06:54,080 Could it be we are looking for the same prize? 107 00:06:54,130 --> 00:06:57,240 Clearly, you don't need money. So why do you rob? 108 00:06:57,290 --> 00:06:59,760 For the adventure, Doctor. 109 00:06:59,810 --> 00:07:02,360 Isn't that what life's all about? 110 00:07:02,410 --> 00:07:05,320 I've had 800 years of adventure, 111 00:07:05,370 --> 00:07:08,280 enough to fill a library if you write it down. 112 00:07:08,330 --> 00:07:12,320 A medieval queen? How exciting. 113 00:07:12,370 --> 00:07:16,640 You'd think. It was paperwork and backgammon mainly, as I recall. 114 00:07:16,690 --> 00:07:18,600 Ended up faking my own death. 115 00:07:18,650 --> 00:07:21,320 Did a bunk before the evisceration. 116 00:07:23,210 --> 00:07:26,240 Now this... was much more my thing. 117 00:07:26,290 --> 00:07:27,640 The Battle of Agincourt. 118 00:07:27,690 --> 00:07:29,440 My first stint as a man. 119 00:07:29,490 --> 00:07:33,400 No-one will ever know that a mere woman helped end the Hundred Years' War. 120 00:07:33,450 --> 00:07:38,080 You're immortal, not indestructible. You can be hurt, killed even. 121 00:07:38,130 --> 00:07:41,000 10,000 hours is all it takes to master any skill. 122 00:07:41,050 --> 00:07:43,760 Over 100,000 hours and you're the best there's ever been. 123 00:07:43,810 --> 00:07:47,560 I don't need to be indestructible, I'm superb. 124 00:07:47,610 --> 00:07:49,120 You should have seen me. 125 00:07:49,170 --> 00:07:51,120 I could shoot six arrows a minute. 126 00:07:51,170 --> 00:07:53,520 I got so close to the enemy, I penetrated armour. 127 00:07:53,570 --> 00:07:56,960 - How many people have you killed? - You'll have to check my diaries. 128 00:07:57,010 --> 00:08:00,480 - You can't remember? - For what it's worth, 129 00:08:00,530 --> 00:08:03,200 I've saved many lives too. 130 00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:06,400 - CROWD CHANT - I cured an entire village of scarlet fever once, 131 00:08:06,450 --> 00:08:09,650 almost got drowned as a witch for my troubles 132 00:08:10,050 --> 00:08:13,800 Fortunately, I'm really good at holding my breath. 133 00:08:13,850 --> 00:08:15,480 Ungrateful peasants. 134 00:08:15,530 --> 00:08:18,600 The Black Death, 1348. 135 00:08:18,650 --> 00:08:20,800 I meant to warn you. 136 00:08:20,850 --> 00:08:23,400 I got sick but I got better. 137 00:08:23,450 --> 00:08:27,360 Of course, your immune system is learning too. 138 00:08:27,410 --> 00:08:29,720 There's another bout coming. 139 00:08:29,770 --> 00:08:32,600 - And a big fire that tears through London. - Excellent. 140 00:08:32,650 --> 00:08:35,400 - Maybe I start it. - No, that was the Terileptils. 141 00:08:35,450 --> 00:08:40,240 Surgeon, scientist, inventor, composer, it's a fantastic CV. 142 00:08:40,290 --> 00:08:43,840 You should try my journals. I read them myself now and then. 143 00:08:43,890 --> 00:08:47,440 Drink pomace wine, have a little "me" time. 144 00:08:47,490 --> 00:08:49,240 You don't seem the nostalgic type. 145 00:08:49,290 --> 00:08:52,360 It's not nostalgia, it's curiosity. 146 00:08:52,410 --> 00:08:55,400 I can't remember most of it. 147 00:08:55,450 --> 00:08:58,800 That's the trouble with an infinite life and a normal sized memory. 148 00:08:58,850 --> 00:09:01,120 It can't have been easy, 149 00:09:01,170 --> 00:09:03,720 outliving the people you love. 150 00:09:03,770 --> 00:09:06,770 According to my journals... hell. 151 00:09:10,410 --> 00:09:12,600 Sorry. 152 00:09:12,650 --> 00:09:14,560 You'll have to remind me, 153 00:09:14,610 --> 00:09:16,680 what's sorrow like? 154 00:09:16,730 --> 00:09:19,400 It all just runs out, Doctor. 155 00:09:19,450 --> 00:09:21,890 I'm just what's left. 156 00:09:23,450 --> 00:09:25,600 In fact, I've done all I can here. 157 00:09:25,650 --> 00:09:29,010 I look up to the sky and wonder what it's like out there. 158 00:09:30,530 --> 00:09:33,160 Please, take me with you. 159 00:09:33,210 --> 00:09:35,720 All these people here, they're like smoke, 160 00:09:35,770 --> 00:09:37,520 they blow away in a moment. 161 00:09:37,570 --> 00:09:40,400 - You don't know what it's like. - I do know what it's like. 162 00:09:40,450 --> 00:09:45,330 Then, however you fly, whatever ship you sail in, take me with you. 163 00:09:51,770 --> 00:09:54,480 How do you know I had a ship? 164 00:09:54,530 --> 00:09:56,760 Because I'm incredibly clever. 165 00:09:56,810 --> 00:09:59,800 It doesn't matter... take me with you. 166 00:09:59,850 --> 00:10:01,930 We'll talk about it. 167 00:10:03,690 --> 00:10:08,040 - This thing you're looking for, I'll help you find it. It'll be quicker. - I don't need your help. 168 00:10:08,090 --> 00:10:11,400 Yes, you do. I know where Lucie Fanshawe lives, 169 00:10:11,450 --> 00:10:13,680 and I'm an excellent house-breaker. 170 00:10:13,730 --> 00:10:15,800 We'll leave in an hour. 171 00:10:32,330 --> 00:10:34,720 "Today is the day I should have died. 172 00:10:34,770 --> 00:10:40,400 "Instead, I was re-born, by my hero, a man called The Doctor. 173 00:10:40,450 --> 00:10:43,080 "My love is dying. 174 00:10:43,130 --> 00:10:47,080 "It broke my heart when the questions started and I knew I had to leave him. 175 00:10:47,130 --> 00:10:51,440 "I returned to find an old man who smiles and thinks I am a dream. 176 00:10:51,490 --> 00:10:56,090 "I am flesh and blood, my love, but all you see is a ghost." 177 00:11:03,850 --> 00:11:06,330 "Tears." 178 00:11:12,170 --> 00:11:13,920 "The Plague. 179 00:11:13,970 --> 00:11:15,920 - "Mass graves." 180 00:11:15,970 --> 00:11:17,520 "Sightless children..." 181 00:11:17,570 --> 00:11:22,240 ".. clutching toys as they sleep, never to wake up. 182 00:11:22,290 --> 00:11:23,890 "My children. 183 00:11:25,130 --> 00:11:26,730 "My screams. 184 00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:32,080 "I could not save you... little ones. 185 00:11:32,130 --> 00:11:34,560 "Such pain. 186 00:11:34,610 --> 00:11:40,480 "And yet, still... still I am not brave enough to die, 187 00:11:40,530 --> 00:11:45,250 "to let go of this... wretched life. 188 00:11:47,130 --> 00:11:49,920 "I will endure... 189 00:11:49,970 --> 00:11:52,440 - "but no more babies." 190 00:11:52,490 --> 00:11:54,920 "I cannot... 191 00:11:54,970 --> 00:11:59,090 "will not suffer such heartbreak again." 192 00:12:04,970 --> 00:12:08,000 "From now on, it's me against the world." 193 00:12:08,050 --> 00:12:10,800 - Quiet, my friend. 194 00:12:10,850 --> 00:12:13,680 We have a visitor. 195 00:12:13,730 --> 00:12:16,760 I didn't get it, but I will. 196 00:12:16,810 --> 00:12:19,560 If your promise stands, I'll have it by dawn 197 00:12:19,610 --> 00:12:24,280 My visitor can help me. Don't worry, he doesn't know about you, 198 00:12:24,330 --> 00:12:26,840 only about the artefact. 199 00:12:26,890 --> 00:12:29,600 He has no idea what we intend to do with it. 200 00:12:39,090 --> 00:12:41,130 I read your journals. 201 00:12:42,730 --> 00:12:45,520 Why are there pages missing? 202 00:12:45,570 --> 00:12:49,270 When things get really bad, I tear the memories out. 203 00:12:51,170 --> 00:12:54,200 What could be worse than losing your children? 204 00:12:54,250 --> 00:12:57,770 I keep that entry to remind me not to have any more. 205 00:13:05,050 --> 00:13:07,320 I've left you alone too long. 206 00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:09,920 I had no idea how much you'd suffered, 207 00:13:09,970 --> 00:13:13,560 but I remember the person you used to be. 208 00:13:13,610 --> 00:13:16,560 She's still in there. I can help you find her. 209 00:13:16,610 --> 00:13:19,120 Spare me your pity, I'm fine. 210 00:13:19,170 --> 00:13:21,040 I think this is just another mask 211 00:13:21,090 --> 00:13:23,600 that you wear to protect you from the pain. 212 00:13:23,650 --> 00:13:27,650 I think the alternative frightens you, that this is who I've become. 213 00:13:29,330 --> 00:13:33,360 This is no way to live your life, de-sensitised to the world. 214 00:13:33,410 --> 00:13:36,240 So you intend to fix me? 215 00:13:36,290 --> 00:13:40,360 Make me feel again, then run away? 216 00:13:40,410 --> 00:13:43,960 I don't need your help, Doctor, you need mine. 217 00:13:44,010 --> 00:13:47,120 Just this once, you can't run off like you usually do. 218 00:13:47,170 --> 00:13:50,800 How do you know? How do you know what I usually do? 219 00:13:50,850 --> 00:13:53,680 We've met once in a Viking village, I didn't give you my life story. 220 00:13:53,730 --> 00:13:56,530 It's true though, isn't it? 221 00:13:58,290 --> 00:14:02,920 - You're the man who runs away. - Oh, who told you that? 222 00:14:02,970 --> 00:14:05,240 Maybe I just worked it out. 223 00:14:06,490 --> 00:14:08,050 Come on. 224 00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:33,040 - Housebreaks can be tricky. - Not for me. 225 00:14:33,090 --> 00:14:37,560 Sonic technology. It should be able to deactivate any alarms. 226 00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:39,480 What's an alarm? 227 00:14:39,530 --> 00:14:42,920 - The most wanted in the land. - Now is not the time to be showing off. 228 00:14:42,970 --> 00:14:46,520 Now seems like a very good time to me. 229 00:14:46,570 --> 00:14:49,360 You'll need a mask, sidekick. 230 00:14:49,410 --> 00:14:52,510 - Watch and learn. - Brought my own, thanks. 231 00:14:53,970 --> 00:14:56,240 'Tis black as night. 232 00:14:56,290 --> 00:14:58,690 I have a tinderbox somewhere. 233 00:15:04,930 --> 00:15:06,760 Show off. 234 00:15:06,810 --> 00:15:09,350 Know where you're going, do you? 235 00:15:10,370 --> 00:15:12,280 The servant's stairs. 236 00:15:12,330 --> 00:15:14,280 Follow me. 237 00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:15,960 Why are you still alone? 238 00:15:16,010 --> 00:15:18,680 What happened to the second immortality charge I gave you? 239 00:15:18,730 --> 00:15:20,410 Shh! 240 00:15:24,850 --> 00:15:26,930 No-one's good enough. 241 00:15:29,730 --> 00:15:31,930 - Humans need... - Hush! 242 00:15:34,850 --> 00:15:37,200 Humans need shared experiences. 243 00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:39,640 I'm regretting sharing this one. 244 00:15:39,690 --> 00:15:42,680 It isn't right for you to be on your own! 245 00:15:42,730 --> 00:15:44,850 Goodnight, Ma'am. 246 00:15:52,210 --> 00:15:54,360 I'll wager there's a dressing room. 247 00:15:54,410 --> 00:15:56,410 Come on! 248 00:16:18,290 --> 00:16:21,120 Doctor! Doctor, turn that thing off. 249 00:16:43,690 --> 00:16:46,010 The Eyes of Hades! 250 00:17:20,250 --> 00:17:22,200 OK. 251 00:17:30,210 --> 00:17:33,170 - Lucie? 252 00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:45,730 Lucie? 253 00:17:50,810 --> 00:17:52,610 Lucie? 254 00:18:07,810 --> 00:18:11,680 There is an intruder on the premises! Bring me my blunderbuss! 255 00:18:11,730 --> 00:18:15,360 - What are you doing? - It's kill or be killed. - No, we can't. 256 00:18:15,410 --> 00:18:17,290 We should hide! 257 00:18:24,130 --> 00:18:27,160 Guard the doors! Alert the militia! 258 00:18:27,210 --> 00:18:31,000 Your feet, you oaf! Oh, I said you'd be a liability. 259 00:18:31,050 --> 00:18:33,840 Just let me shoot them and be done with it! 260 00:18:33,890 --> 00:18:38,280 You're the liability. I never have this trouble with Clara. 261 00:18:38,330 --> 00:18:40,560 Oh, is she still with you, is she? 262 00:18:40,610 --> 00:18:43,400 Oh, you remember Clara, do you? 263 00:18:43,450 --> 00:18:47,080 Of course. I take particular note of anyone's weaknesses. 264 00:18:47,130 --> 00:18:49,760 Search every nook and cranny! 265 00:18:49,810 --> 00:18:52,080 I warrant they will hang for this! 266 00:18:52,130 --> 00:18:54,800 - So what's wrong with Clara, then? - There's nothing wrong with her. 267 00:18:54,850 --> 00:18:57,520 - Why haven't you made her immortal? - Well, look how you turned out. 268 00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:59,400 She'll die on you, you know. 269 00:18:59,450 --> 00:19:01,480 She'll blow away like smoke. 270 00:19:01,530 --> 00:19:04,000 - Save your breath. - How old are you, Doctor? 271 00:19:04,050 --> 00:19:07,890 - Older than you. - And how many have you lost? How many Claras? 272 00:19:20,090 --> 00:19:22,760 Robbery, burglary, that's capital. 273 00:19:22,810 --> 00:19:25,320 Meat and drink to the hangman, Ashildr. 274 00:19:25,370 --> 00:19:28,400 I'm not Ashildr, I'm Me. 275 00:19:28,450 --> 00:19:31,000 And I fear no hangman in Christendom! 276 00:19:32,690 --> 00:19:34,130 Ah-ha! 277 00:19:35,570 --> 00:19:37,360 Sam Swift the Quick! 278 00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:39,800 I wouldn't be so bold if I were you. Don't you know who I am? 279 00:19:39,850 --> 00:19:42,850 The Knightmare, which is why I'm not alone. 280 00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:49,360 - 'Tis hardly a fair fight. - And it was fair when you stole my patch? 281 00:19:49,410 --> 00:19:52,920 Is that a fake nose, Sam? They should call you Sam Sniffed! 282 00:19:52,970 --> 00:19:55,240 What's wrong with it? It's perfectly normal, isn't it? 283 00:19:55,290 --> 00:19:57,200 - For an anteater maybe. - Ooh! 284 00:19:57,250 --> 00:20:01,200 Well, never knew you were so puny, Knightmare. 285 00:20:01,250 --> 00:20:04,000 - Or should I say, Slightmare. 286 00:20:04,050 --> 00:20:06,080 No, not the puns. Line in the sand, no puns. 287 00:20:06,130 --> 00:20:08,400 It's what's in my brain that counts, Bingo Boy. 288 00:20:08,450 --> 00:20:12,040 - Well, no brain outwits a bullet, Dandyprat. - This is banter. 289 00:20:12,090 --> 00:20:14,640 I'm against banter. I'm on record on the subject of banter. 290 00:20:14,690 --> 00:20:17,400 Lay down your arms, hand over the loot, or I'll shoot. 291 00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:21,000 We better had. He'll probably aim to miss and hit one of us. 292 00:20:21,050 --> 00:20:23,280 We could give you cash instead. 293 00:20:23,330 --> 00:20:25,520 Who's this? Your sidekick? 294 00:20:25,570 --> 00:20:28,840 - You've got your dad as a sidekick? - I'm not his dad, I'm the Doctor. 295 00:20:28,890 --> 00:20:30,840 Is that the best name you could come up with? 296 00:20:30,890 --> 00:20:32,360 What, says Sam Swift the Quick? 297 00:20:32,410 --> 00:20:35,410 That's trying a bit too hard, isn't it? Or are you a little bit slow? 298 00:20:36,410 --> 00:20:38,600 You what? Oi! 299 00:20:38,650 --> 00:20:41,770 I rest my case. No-one outwits the Knightmare. 300 00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:49,360 If you value the life of your sidekick, back off! 301 00:20:49,410 --> 00:20:52,240 Put the weapon down! 302 00:20:52,290 --> 00:20:54,570 Who's slow now, Doctor? 303 00:20:56,290 --> 00:21:00,520 - Good question. - Please, Knightmare, I don't want to die. 304 00:21:00,570 --> 00:21:04,080 - Let's have honour amongst us! - Also can you confirm that I'm not your dad? 305 00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:07,520 What do you say, Dad? I should kill him? 306 00:21:07,570 --> 00:21:10,240 He'll be dead in a minute, what difference does it make? 307 00:21:10,290 --> 00:21:13,030 Kill him and you make an enemy of me. 308 00:21:17,010 --> 00:21:18,530 Run. 309 00:21:28,530 --> 00:21:30,760 I know their lives are short, I understand, 310 00:21:30,810 --> 00:21:32,600 but those lives do matter. 311 00:21:32,650 --> 00:21:33,920 Shut up. 312 00:21:33,970 --> 00:21:36,130 You're not my dad. 313 00:21:49,050 --> 00:21:51,160 I have a theory about the amulet. 314 00:21:56,330 --> 00:22:00,360 Morning, sir. Forgive me, but might I enquire into who you are? 315 00:22:00,410 --> 00:22:02,200 The Doctor. 316 00:22:02,250 --> 00:22:04,010 Clayton, sir. 317 00:22:06,890 --> 00:22:10,210 - Would you care for a cocktail, milady? - Oh, yes, please. 318 00:22:14,290 --> 00:22:17,120 Half blind and deaf as a post. 319 00:22:17,170 --> 00:22:19,280 He's no use any more really, but... 320 00:22:19,330 --> 00:22:23,080 You keep him on. See, you do have a heart. You don't fool me. 321 00:22:23,130 --> 00:22:26,240 - How do I look? - Pink. Are you coming down with something? 322 00:22:26,290 --> 00:22:31,960 Look, why would an alien artefact resemble the Eyes of Hades, King of the Underworld? 323 00:22:32,010 --> 00:22:35,520 An ancient Greek talisman which wards off evil 324 00:22:35,570 --> 00:22:39,160 and protects those in death on their journey to an afterlife? 325 00:22:39,210 --> 00:22:44,920 - You tell me. - Could it be that the mythology originated on another planet? 326 00:22:44,970 --> 00:22:48,680 - You can't wait to get going and find out, I'll wager. - No. 327 00:22:48,730 --> 00:22:52,480 I think I want to stick around and keep an eye on you for a while. 328 00:22:52,530 --> 00:22:55,360 - Get me back on track? - Well, why not? 329 00:22:55,410 --> 00:22:57,600 Hey, we're a good team. 330 00:22:57,650 --> 00:22:59,640 Then take me with you. 331 00:22:59,690 --> 00:23:03,280 You don't want to get stuck with an old fool like me. 332 00:23:03,330 --> 00:23:06,320 You have this whole wonderful planet to play on. 333 00:23:06,370 --> 00:23:09,440 - It takes a day to get to Kent. - In the future, you'll fly. 334 00:23:09,490 --> 00:23:11,630 I want to fly right now. 335 00:23:13,850 --> 00:23:18,970 I have waited... longer than I should ever have lived. 336 00:23:20,890 --> 00:23:24,090 I have lost more than I can even remember. 337 00:23:25,730 --> 00:23:28,600 Please, Doctor... 338 00:23:28,650 --> 00:23:31,000 just get me out of this. 339 00:23:31,050 --> 00:23:33,440 I want more than this. 340 00:23:33,490 --> 00:23:36,250 I deserve more than this! 341 00:23:37,730 --> 00:23:39,370 Why not? 342 00:23:42,050 --> 00:23:43,530 Why not? 343 00:23:44,610 --> 00:23:46,950 Because it wouldn't be good. 344 00:23:54,730 --> 00:23:56,730 Ashildr, please. 345 00:23:59,530 --> 00:24:04,600 - Ashildr. - I am not Ashildr any more. 346 00:24:07,530 --> 00:24:09,400 Do you have a cat? 347 00:24:11,370 --> 00:24:13,680 It sounds like a very big cat. 348 00:24:13,730 --> 00:24:16,070 Hence the very big cat flap. 349 00:24:29,970 --> 00:24:32,170 Leandro, meet the Doctor. 350 00:24:33,610 --> 00:24:35,560 You thought I was helping you. 351 00:24:35,610 --> 00:24:37,440 In fact, it was the other way round. 352 00:24:37,490 --> 00:24:38,960 Leandro, we have it. 353 00:24:39,010 --> 00:24:40,920 My friend here was as useful as I'd hoped. 354 00:24:40,970 --> 00:24:43,840 If somebody needed my help, why did nobody just ask? 355 00:24:43,890 --> 00:24:47,120 I am forced to assume you have plans and I wouldn't approve. 356 00:24:47,170 --> 00:24:48,240 Oh, Ashildr... 357 00:24:48,290 --> 00:24:50,290 Stop calling me that. 358 00:24:53,410 --> 00:24:54,880 - Kill me! - Why? 359 00:24:54,930 --> 00:24:57,080 If you intend any harm to this planet, or its people, 360 00:24:57,130 --> 00:24:58,880 then killing me is by far your best move. 361 00:24:58,930 --> 00:25:00,160 You invite your own death? 362 00:25:00,210 --> 00:25:02,880 No. I just want you to attack first. Then my conscience is clear. 363 00:25:02,930 --> 00:25:04,200 - Of what? - You. 364 00:25:06,410 --> 00:25:09,520 You are not of this world, or part of my plans. 365 00:25:09,570 --> 00:25:10,880 I have no quarrel with you. 366 00:25:10,930 --> 00:25:13,280 Then tell me why you are here and what you intend to do. 367 00:25:13,330 --> 00:25:15,600 Otherwise, get on with trying to kill me. 368 00:25:15,650 --> 00:25:18,600 But I advise you — be very quick and very sure. 369 00:25:18,650 --> 00:25:20,440 I am from Delta Leonis. 370 00:25:20,490 --> 00:25:23,640 My tribe was overthrown, my world destroyed, 371 00:25:23,690 --> 00:25:26,160 my wife killed as we escaped. 372 00:25:26,210 --> 00:25:28,400 Using the amulet? That's your means of travel? 373 00:25:28,450 --> 00:25:31,000 I lost it when I crashed to Earth. 374 00:25:31,050 --> 00:25:32,520 I found him in my grounds. 375 00:25:32,570 --> 00:25:34,640 He's been sleeping there while I searched for it. 376 00:25:34,690 --> 00:25:37,720 The Underworld, gateway to an afterlife. 377 00:25:37,770 --> 00:25:39,080 Another reality... 378 00:25:39,130 --> 00:25:42,480 We need it to open a portal, travel the galaxy. 379 00:25:42,530 --> 00:25:44,960 Oh! Oh, so what's the plan, Ashildr? 380 00:25:45,010 --> 00:25:46,800 Fancy yourself as his new Queen? 381 00:25:46,850 --> 00:25:48,840 Hunting, running errands while he sleeps. 382 00:25:48,890 --> 00:25:50,960 Oh, dear God... 383 00:25:51,010 --> 00:25:52,560 You're just like every other man. 384 00:25:52,610 --> 00:25:55,040 I'm not looking for a husband, you oaf. 385 00:25:55,090 --> 00:25:57,720 I'm looking for a horse to get me out of town. 386 00:25:57,770 --> 00:26:00,080 - You said no. - Oh, what? And you think you can trust him? 387 00:26:00,130 --> 00:26:02,760 - He knows what it is to be alone. - So do I! 388 00:26:02,810 --> 00:26:04,960 Then how could you do what you did? 389 00:26:05,010 --> 00:26:06,880 - I'm looking for the headline here. - The what? 390 00:26:06,930 --> 00:26:08,400 Well, you know, you want to escape? 391 00:26:08,450 --> 00:26:11,720 Well, go on. Escape as much as you like! Why would I not approve? 392 00:26:11,770 --> 00:26:13,360 - The amulet... - What about it? 393 00:26:13,410 --> 00:26:16,760 A death is required. It is only way the amulet works. 394 00:26:16,810 --> 00:26:18,240 Of course. 395 00:26:18,290 --> 00:26:21,480 Every single death is a tiny fracture in reality. 396 00:26:21,530 --> 00:26:23,960 Now the amulet can lever the fracture open. 397 00:26:24,010 --> 00:26:25,600 Primitive, but effective. 398 00:26:25,650 --> 00:26:28,440 It's just exploiting an abundant resource. 399 00:26:28,490 --> 00:26:29,920 There's so much dying here. 400 00:26:29,970 --> 00:26:32,370 Who dies so you can run away? 401 00:26:33,330 --> 00:26:34,730 Clayton? 402 00:26:35,490 --> 00:26:37,560 Coming, my lady. 403 00:26:37,610 --> 00:26:38,760 No, you can't. 404 00:26:38,810 --> 00:26:39,800 He loves you. 405 00:26:39,850 --> 00:26:41,280 To the end, it would seem. 406 00:26:41,330 --> 00:26:43,080 Would you rather take his place? 407 00:26:43,130 --> 00:26:46,000 - Not the Doctor, we agreed! 408 00:26:48,890 --> 00:26:50,880 Oh, Ashildr, daughter of Einarr... 409 00:26:50,930 --> 00:26:52,930 what happened to you? 410 00:26:53,770 --> 00:26:55,510 You did, Doctor. 411 00:26:56,250 --> 00:26:57,850 You happened. 412 00:27:02,570 --> 00:27:04,160 I know you've suffered. 413 00:27:04,210 --> 00:27:06,280 Your children dying... 414 00:27:07,530 --> 00:27:09,720 They would have died anyway. 415 00:27:09,770 --> 00:27:11,840 Human life is fleeting. 416 00:27:11,890 --> 00:27:14,560 People are mayflies, breeding and dying, 417 00:27:14,610 --> 00:27:16,800 repeating the same mistakes. 418 00:27:16,850 --> 00:27:18,640 It's boring. 419 00:27:18,690 --> 00:27:20,240 And I'm stuck here. 420 00:27:20,290 --> 00:27:25,200 Abandoned by the one man who should know what eternity feels like. 421 00:27:25,250 --> 00:27:26,960 Who should understand. 422 00:27:27,010 --> 00:27:28,960 I do, now, but... 423 00:27:29,010 --> 00:27:31,550 You still won't take me with you. 424 00:27:32,530 --> 00:27:37,480 You gad about while I trudge through the centuries, 425 00:27:37,530 --> 00:27:39,760 day by day, 426 00:27:39,810 --> 00:27:41,410 hour by hour. 427 00:27:42,170 --> 00:27:46,170 Do you ever think or care what happens after you've flown away? 428 00:27:47,330 --> 00:27:50,070 I live in the world you leave behind. 429 00:27:50,770 --> 00:27:53,160 Because you abandoned me to it. 430 00:27:53,210 --> 00:27:54,760 Why should I be responsible for you? 431 00:27:54,810 --> 00:27:56,160 You made me immortal! 432 00:27:56,210 --> 00:27:58,080 I saved your life. 433 00:27:58,490 --> 00:28:00,800 I didn't know that your heart would rust 434 00:28:00,850 --> 00:28:02,720 because I kept it beating. 435 00:28:02,770 --> 00:28:06,040 I didn't think your conscience would need renewing, 436 00:28:06,090 --> 00:28:09,290 that the well of human kindness would run dry. 437 00:28:10,650 --> 00:28:13,850 I just wanted to save a terrified young woman's life. 438 00:28:15,410 --> 00:28:17,950 You didn't save my life, Doctor. 439 00:28:19,850 --> 00:28:22,050 You trapped me inside it. 440 00:28:24,410 --> 00:28:26,480 And now I've found someone who can set me free. 441 00:28:26,530 --> 00:28:27,680 Someone who understands. 442 00:28:27,730 --> 00:28:30,720 Look, I don't know what Lenny the Lion is up to, but I know his type. 443 00:28:30,770 --> 00:28:33,360 Very first argument, guaranteed he'll bite your head off. 444 00:28:33,410 --> 00:28:35,240 Or I'll bite his off. 445 00:28:35,290 --> 00:28:36,640 Perhaps I'll enjoy that. 446 00:28:36,690 --> 00:28:38,560 You're playing with fire. 447 00:28:38,610 --> 00:28:42,920 Open that portal and you have no idea what horrors might come through. 448 00:28:42,970 --> 00:28:44,800 That's as good a reason as any to do it. 449 00:28:44,850 --> 00:28:46,520 You're not like this. I know you're not. 450 00:28:46,570 --> 00:28:48,970 This is exactly what I'm like. 451 00:28:49,490 --> 00:28:51,830 This is what you made of me! 452 00:28:53,330 --> 00:28:55,070 He'll kill you. 453 00:28:55,810 --> 00:28:57,880 He'll have to be fast. 454 00:28:57,930 --> 00:28:59,730 And if he does... 455 00:29:00,090 --> 00:29:02,040 perhaps it's about time. 456 00:29:03,650 --> 00:29:05,050 Lady Me? 457 00:29:10,250 --> 00:29:12,960 Oh, Lady Me, thank goodness you are safe. 458 00:29:13,010 --> 00:29:14,800 Sam Swift has been captured 459 00:29:14,850 --> 00:29:17,560 and he swore the Knightmare was heading in this direction. 460 00:29:17,610 --> 00:29:18,760 I've not seen him. 461 00:29:18,810 --> 00:29:21,320 Sam Swift will hang in Tyburn at noon. 462 00:29:21,370 --> 00:29:23,110 In half an hour? 463 00:29:24,690 --> 00:29:26,600 A guilty man destined to die? 464 00:29:26,650 --> 00:29:29,320 No harm in that. I have not seen the Knightmare. 465 00:29:29,370 --> 00:29:31,120 But this is his sidekick, the Doctor. 466 00:29:31,170 --> 00:29:34,330 He was robbing me. I only just managed to overpower him. 467 00:29:36,690 --> 00:29:38,000 You will hang for this! 468 00:29:38,050 --> 00:29:40,320 No, listen, I was trying to help her, she tied... 469 00:29:40,370 --> 00:29:41,970 Silence or... 470 00:29:43,690 --> 00:29:45,430 we'll shoot. 471 00:29:46,490 --> 00:29:48,230 He needn't hang. 472 00:29:48,610 --> 00:29:52,210 But keep him under lock and key, for all our sakes. 473 00:29:53,290 --> 00:29:55,240 Was that the door? 474 00:29:55,290 --> 00:29:58,720 Oh, dear. Always the quiet ones. 475 00:29:58,770 --> 00:30:00,800 Goodbye, Clayton. 476 00:30:00,850 --> 00:30:02,760 You see? I do have a heart. 477 00:30:02,810 --> 00:30:05,080 In which case, don't do it. 478 00:30:17,770 --> 00:30:19,960 Do I look like some feckless thief? 479 00:30:20,010 --> 00:30:21,810 I'm on your side. 480 00:30:22,050 --> 00:30:25,440 I'm an undercover constable from Scotland Yard. 481 00:30:25,490 --> 00:30:26,880 Do you have Scotland Yard yet? 482 00:30:26,930 --> 00:30:29,200 Been on the cider, have we? 483 00:30:29,610 --> 00:30:32,280 The Dunbar Victory medal. 484 00:30:32,330 --> 00:30:34,440 I was decorated for valour in battle. 485 00:30:34,490 --> 00:30:35,880 Tell it to the Newgate gaoler. 486 00:30:35,930 --> 00:30:37,920 All I want is to bring the Knightmare to justice. 487 00:30:37,970 --> 00:30:39,320 But you were robbing Lady Me. 488 00:30:39,370 --> 00:30:41,920 I came to warn her. I fear her life is in danger. 489 00:30:41,970 --> 00:30:43,080 Look! 490 00:30:43,130 --> 00:30:46,280 It's the Knightmare, cloaked and in disguise, bound for Tyburn. 491 00:30:46,330 --> 00:30:48,960 You have to let me go or take me there. 492 00:30:49,010 --> 00:30:51,000 - You wish to hang too? - Well... 493 00:30:51,050 --> 00:30:52,880 Will you take me there if I say yes? 494 00:30:52,930 --> 00:30:56,880 Indeed! There's a bounty on your head for 20 pounds. 495 00:30:56,930 --> 00:30:58,680 20 pounds? Is that all? 496 00:30:58,730 --> 00:31:00,640 'Tis a small fortune to us. 497 00:31:00,690 --> 00:31:04,770 Well, in that case, I know where Lady Me keeps all of her money. 498 00:31:05,810 --> 00:31:07,560 Almost 30 pounds. 499 00:31:07,610 --> 00:31:11,200 Now why didn't you say that in the first place? 500 00:31:11,250 --> 00:31:12,610 Hyah! 501 00:31:27,010 --> 00:31:30,680 Hang him! Hang him! 502 00:31:30,730 --> 00:31:32,720 All right, calm down! 503 00:31:32,770 --> 00:31:34,330 Steady on! 504 00:31:36,810 --> 00:31:38,360 Such a good turn out. 505 00:31:38,410 --> 00:31:39,600 I'm honoured. 506 00:31:39,650 --> 00:31:42,320 Yeah... I, er... 507 00:31:42,370 --> 00:31:43,880 Hey, he's new at this. 508 00:31:43,930 --> 00:31:45,760 Someone will have to show him the ropes! 509 00:31:47,730 --> 00:31:50,830 Don't worry mate, you'll get the hang of it. 510 00:31:55,490 --> 00:31:58,080 When I'm gone, they'll all say "That Sam Swift, 511 00:31:58,130 --> 00:31:59,200 "he was well hung!" 512 00:32:01,250 --> 00:32:03,560 Well, I think a few of you know that already. 513 00:32:03,610 --> 00:32:06,680 Oh, yeah, I'm sure I recognise a few of you lovely ladies. 514 00:32:06,730 --> 00:32:08,800 You... and you... 515 00:32:08,850 --> 00:32:10,400 I mean I'd introduce you all, 516 00:32:10,450 --> 00:32:13,120 but I can't remember your names. 517 00:32:13,170 --> 00:32:14,770 BOO! 518 00:32:17,090 --> 00:32:19,480 It's a good job you're here, or they'd kill me. 519 00:32:22,650 --> 00:32:24,650 Hats off, hats off... 520 00:32:30,730 --> 00:32:32,800 Stretch his neck! 521 00:32:34,450 --> 00:32:36,840 Mary? Meg? 522 00:32:36,890 --> 00:32:38,480 Help me out here, miss. 523 00:32:38,530 --> 00:32:40,040 That's Mrs Baxter to you! 524 00:32:40,090 --> 00:32:42,630 That's a funny name for a fella! 525 00:32:42,850 --> 00:32:43,920 It's time. 526 00:32:43,970 --> 00:32:46,840 I've got plenty more. Jokes, that is, as well as women. 527 00:32:46,890 --> 00:32:48,880 Hang him now! 528 00:32:48,930 --> 00:32:51,130 Hang him! Hang him! 529 00:32:58,010 --> 00:33:00,520 Make us laugh, Sam! 530 00:33:00,570 --> 00:33:01,880 Aye... 531 00:33:01,930 --> 00:33:04,270 For while you laugh, I live. 532 00:33:05,490 --> 00:33:07,560 It was raining on the way over here. 533 00:33:07,610 --> 00:33:08,960 But the hangman says to me, 534 00:33:09,010 --> 00:33:12,450 "It's all right for you, I've got to walk back through this." 535 00:33:17,290 --> 00:33:19,080 What are you paying for, my beauty? 536 00:33:19,130 --> 00:33:22,170 To make it quick. A fitting end for you, Sam Swift. 537 00:33:23,690 --> 00:33:25,920 Who should be the last to kiss these lips? 538 00:33:25,970 --> 00:33:27,600 Me! Me! Me! 539 00:33:27,650 --> 00:33:29,990 They must mean you, Lady Me! 540 00:33:35,690 --> 00:33:37,890 You remind me of someone. 541 00:33:38,250 --> 00:33:40,000 And now I want to live more than ever. 542 00:33:40,050 --> 00:33:42,040 Sorry, yes. Sorry about the horse! Excuse me! 543 00:33:42,090 --> 00:33:44,360 Sorry, excuse me. Excuse me! Sorry! 544 00:33:44,410 --> 00:33:45,600 Time to hang. 545 00:33:45,650 --> 00:33:47,850 Hang him! Hang him! 546 00:33:50,690 --> 00:33:52,320 All right, all right, 547 00:33:52,370 --> 00:33:54,360 as God is my Highwayman. 548 00:33:54,410 --> 00:33:57,280 He steals the most precious gift of all. 549 00:33:57,730 --> 00:33:59,280 Life! 550 00:33:59,330 --> 00:34:02,520 Magical, filled with adventures! 551 00:34:02,570 --> 00:34:04,920 And at least I can say I lived mine to the full. 552 00:34:04,970 --> 00:34:07,370 I love you, Sam Swift! 553 00:34:10,930 --> 00:34:12,240 Is that the Doctor? 554 00:34:12,290 --> 00:34:15,440 Doctor, Doctor! I'm a robber. 555 00:34:20,770 --> 00:34:22,520 Have you taken anything for it? 556 00:34:24,450 --> 00:34:26,040 Doctor, doctor... 557 00:34:26,090 --> 00:34:29,120 Quick man, I'm running out of patients! 558 00:34:29,170 --> 00:34:31,800 Have you ever seen such a sidekick so old? 559 00:34:31,850 --> 00:34:35,650 - I'm no-one's sidekick. - He's so old, he farts dust! 560 00:34:36,330 --> 00:34:38,960 And his nose is so big that... 561 00:34:39,010 --> 00:34:41,550 They'll have to widen the noose! 562 00:34:42,090 --> 00:34:43,560 Or, or bury him in a pyramid. 563 00:34:43,610 --> 00:34:45,840 You know what they say, big nose... 564 00:34:45,890 --> 00:34:48,400 Oooooh! 565 00:34:48,450 --> 00:34:50,000 Big handkerchief? 566 00:34:52,410 --> 00:34:54,880 - No! Doctor, don't leave me hanging. - Wait! 567 00:34:54,930 --> 00:34:58,250 I have a pardon here for Sam Swift from Cromwell himself. 568 00:35:03,810 --> 00:35:05,120 Sam Swift is pardoned! 569 00:35:07,730 --> 00:35:10,520 We didn't come all this way not to see someone hang. 570 00:35:10,570 --> 00:35:12,440 What about the Doctor? 571 00:35:12,490 --> 00:35:14,600 Hang the Doctor. Hang the Doctor! 572 00:35:14,650 --> 00:35:16,760 Hang the Doctor. Hang the Doctor! 573 00:35:16,810 --> 00:35:18,890 Ssh... 574 00:35:20,450 --> 00:35:22,790 You want to see someone die? 575 00:35:24,570 --> 00:35:25,840 How's this? 576 00:35:25,890 --> 00:35:27,960 No! Ashildr, no! 577 00:35:40,730 --> 00:35:42,930 Purple — colour of death. 578 00:35:45,450 --> 00:35:47,760 His life force is opening a portal. 579 00:35:47,810 --> 00:35:48,960 To my new life. 580 00:35:49,010 --> 00:35:50,800 Or to Hell. 581 00:35:53,370 --> 00:35:54,910 A lion man! 582 00:35:57,290 --> 00:35:58,690 Look! 583 00:36:02,970 --> 00:36:04,280 Goodbye, Doctor. 584 00:36:04,330 --> 00:36:06,040 You are going nowhere. 585 00:36:06,090 --> 00:36:08,080 Doors work both ways. 586 00:36:08,130 --> 00:36:10,360 They let people out and they let the enemy in. 587 00:36:10,410 --> 00:36:12,920 What's that? What's happening? What are those things? 588 00:36:12,970 --> 00:36:14,280 Space ships, or they will be. 589 00:36:14,330 --> 00:36:17,840 They're coming through the rift, actualising in this plane of reality. 590 00:36:17,890 --> 00:36:20,400 You said you were the last of the Leonians. 591 00:36:20,450 --> 00:36:21,640 We were meant to escape. 592 00:36:21,690 --> 00:36:23,040 You shall. 593 00:36:23,090 --> 00:36:24,400 In death. 594 00:36:35,450 --> 00:36:36,590 No! 595 00:36:40,050 --> 00:36:41,600 Doctor, what have I done? 596 00:36:41,650 --> 00:36:44,190 What have I done to these people? 597 00:36:45,250 --> 00:36:47,560 Stop this! They are defenceless. 598 00:36:48,970 --> 00:36:50,690 Ashildr! 599 00:36:52,370 --> 00:36:54,840 - He doesn't care. - But I do. 600 00:36:55,450 --> 00:36:57,000 Oh, God, I do. 601 00:36:57,050 --> 00:36:59,440 I actually do, I... I care. 602 00:36:59,490 --> 00:37:00,760 It's awful, isn't it? 603 00:37:00,810 --> 00:37:01,880 It's infuriating. 604 00:37:01,930 --> 00:37:04,840 You think you don't care and then you fall off the wagon. 605 00:37:04,890 --> 00:37:07,160 Never mind about me. What are we going to do about them? 606 00:37:07,210 --> 00:37:09,720 We have to help them. They need you. 607 00:37:09,770 --> 00:37:11,680 They need us. 608 00:37:11,730 --> 00:37:14,560 - Welcome back! - Well? Do something then! 609 00:37:14,610 --> 00:37:17,520 OK! OK... Erm... 610 00:37:17,570 --> 00:37:19,840 Eyes of Hades, Afterlife, 611 00:37:19,890 --> 00:37:21,480 death opens up a gateway... 612 00:37:21,530 --> 00:37:23,680 - We need to close it. - Yeah, I know, but how? 613 00:37:23,730 --> 00:37:26,800 Sam Swift, he's the conduit. The amulet, it's still in him. 614 00:37:26,850 --> 00:37:29,320 It's his death that's opening the rift. 615 00:37:29,370 --> 00:37:30,640 So what do we do? 616 00:37:30,690 --> 00:37:31,760 Reverse it. 617 00:37:31,810 --> 00:37:33,440 You cannot reverse death. 618 00:37:33,490 --> 00:37:35,230 Oh, yes, we can! 619 00:37:37,650 --> 00:37:39,010 Run! 620 00:37:44,850 --> 00:37:48,330 No, my lady. They will destroy me for this. 621 00:37:51,890 --> 00:37:54,090 The light of immortality. 622 00:38:02,370 --> 00:38:04,400 Spare me, my brothers! 623 00:38:23,970 --> 00:38:25,440 I'm alive. 624 00:38:29,250 --> 00:38:31,760 I'm alive! Ha-ha! 625 00:38:51,970 --> 00:38:55,360 Last thing I remember is you turning up, Doctor. 626 00:38:55,410 --> 00:38:58,160 Good thing too. Between you and me, I was running out of material. 627 00:38:58,210 --> 00:38:59,320 Yeah, I could tell. 628 00:38:59,370 --> 00:39:01,320 Gave a whole new meaning to dying on stage. 629 00:39:01,370 --> 00:39:02,960 Gallows humour can be tricky. 630 00:39:03,010 --> 00:39:05,880 But at least there's never a second house. 631 00:39:05,930 --> 00:39:09,080 We've nearly finished these. I'll get some more in. 632 00:39:09,130 --> 00:39:10,600 Er, by the way... 633 00:39:10,650 --> 00:39:13,050 I've not forgotten that kiss. 634 00:39:17,690 --> 00:39:19,000 Is he immortal now? 635 00:39:19,050 --> 00:39:20,640 Do you want him to be? 636 00:39:20,690 --> 00:39:23,280 I don't think I want anyone to be. 637 00:39:23,330 --> 00:39:26,080 Well, probably not. Probably the power would have been drained 638 00:39:26,130 --> 00:39:29,040 by the whole opening and reversing the portal thingy. 639 00:39:29,090 --> 00:39:31,800 There'll be enough power to bring him... back, 640 00:39:31,850 --> 00:39:35,850 but not enough power to keep him here. Probably. 641 00:39:37,010 --> 00:39:39,840 - Did you just make all of that up? - Yeah... 642 00:39:39,890 --> 00:39:43,040 But it's hard to keep track of all this... stuff. 643 00:39:43,090 --> 00:39:45,920 Keep an eye on him though. He might be around for a while. 644 00:39:45,970 --> 00:39:47,910 Or not. Who can say? 645 00:39:53,250 --> 00:39:56,950 You're still not going to take me with you, are you? 646 00:40:01,730 --> 00:40:04,330 People like us, we go on too long. 647 00:40:05,770 --> 00:40:07,850 We forget what matters. 648 00:40:12,330 --> 00:40:15,070 The last thing we need is each other. 649 00:40:15,650 --> 00:40:17,650 We need the mayflies. 650 00:40:19,930 --> 00:40:24,120 See, the mayflies, they know more than we do. 651 00:40:24,170 --> 00:40:27,570 They know how beautiful and precious life is because it's fleeting. 652 00:40:30,850 --> 00:40:34,930 Look how Sam Swift made every last moment count, right to the gallows. 653 00:40:36,170 --> 00:40:38,710 Look how glad he is to be alive. 654 00:40:42,810 --> 00:40:46,210 I looked into your eyes and I saw my worst fears. 655 00:40:47,530 --> 00:40:49,000 Weariness. 656 00:40:49,890 --> 00:40:51,360 Emptiness. 657 00:40:52,370 --> 00:40:55,760 That's why you can't travel with me. 658 00:40:55,810 --> 00:40:58,120 Our perspectives are too vast. 659 00:40:58,170 --> 00:40:59,770 Too far away. 660 00:41:03,410 --> 00:41:05,680 You're not the first, you know. I did travel 661 00:41:05,730 --> 00:41:07,960 with another immortal once. 662 00:41:08,010 --> 00:41:09,960 Captain Jack Harkness. 663 00:41:10,010 --> 00:41:11,330 Who? 664 00:41:14,970 --> 00:41:17,570 He'll get round to you eventually. 665 00:41:18,370 --> 00:41:20,560 Who told you about me? 666 00:41:20,610 --> 00:41:24,170 The man who comes for the battle and runs away from the fallout. 667 00:41:26,410 --> 00:41:28,150 Take your pick. 668 00:41:29,130 --> 00:41:30,720 You've had an impact on this world. 669 00:41:30,770 --> 00:41:32,640 You've made waves. 670 00:41:33,170 --> 00:41:35,240 Sometimes tidal waves. 671 00:41:36,450 --> 00:41:38,440 - I'm flattered. - Well, you should be. 672 00:41:38,490 --> 00:41:41,360 You're an extraordinary woman, Ashildr. 673 00:41:42,090 --> 00:41:43,360 But... 674 00:41:44,450 --> 00:41:47,880 I think I'm going to have to keep an eye on you. 675 00:41:47,930 --> 00:41:49,130 No. 676 00:41:50,610 --> 00:41:54,280 - No? - Someone has to look out for the people you abandon. 677 00:41:54,330 --> 00:41:55,480 Who better than me? 678 00:41:55,530 --> 00:41:58,800 I'll be the patron saint of the Doctor's leftovers. 679 00:41:58,850 --> 00:42:01,720 While you're busy protecting this world, 680 00:42:01,770 --> 00:42:04,510 I'll get busy protecting it from you. 681 00:42:05,970 --> 00:42:08,040 So are we enemies now? 682 00:42:09,570 --> 00:42:11,240 Of course not. 683 00:42:12,330 --> 00:42:14,670 Enemies are never a problem. 684 00:42:15,730 --> 00:42:17,720 It's your friends you have to watch out for. 685 00:42:17,770 --> 00:42:19,650 And, my friend... 686 00:42:20,930 --> 00:42:23,470 I'll be watching out for you. 687 00:42:24,530 --> 00:42:26,000 Ashildr... 688 00:42:28,090 --> 00:42:30,830 I think I'm very glad I saved you. 689 00:42:31,810 --> 00:42:34,210 Oh, I think everyone will be. 690 00:42:51,250 --> 00:42:53,440 Hey! Hello? 691 00:42:53,490 --> 00:42:55,640 Oh, hello! Hi! 692 00:42:55,690 --> 00:42:56,920 Did you miss me? 693 00:42:56,970 --> 00:42:58,840 Be more specific. Who are you? 694 00:42:58,890 --> 00:43:00,720 Ha-ha(!) I've got a present for you. 695 00:43:00,770 --> 00:43:02,560 - Why? Am I ill? - No. - Are you ill? - No. 696 00:43:02,610 --> 00:43:05,360 Are you never going to travel with me again, because I said a thing? 697 00:43:05,410 --> 00:43:07,600 - It's not a good present. - Oh, well that's a relief. 698 00:43:07,650 --> 00:43:10,600 OK, Evie Hubbard? Year Seven, you helped her out with her homework? 699 00:43:10,650 --> 00:43:13,600 Imaginary interview with Winston Churchill. You basically cheated. 700 00:43:13,650 --> 00:43:16,400 That was her fault because she should have stressed "imaginary." 701 00:43:16,450 --> 00:43:18,850 Anyway, she got an A and so... 702 00:43:19,890 --> 00:43:22,290 she has sent you a selfie. 703 00:43:22,810 --> 00:43:24,720 Yes, you're right. That is not a good present. 704 00:43:24,770 --> 00:43:26,840 - Come on... - Do they make sherbet lemons any more? 705 00:43:26,890 --> 00:43:28,880 And I'd like a Ferrari. What about a Ferrari? 706 00:43:28,930 --> 00:43:30,200 I knew you'd be thrilled. 707 00:43:30,250 --> 00:43:33,410 OK, come on, let me see. Let me see, let me see, let me see. 708 00:43:34,610 --> 00:43:35,880 Ha... 709 00:43:43,370 --> 00:43:44,970 What's wrong? 710 00:43:46,250 --> 00:43:47,600 Nothing. 711 00:43:47,650 --> 00:43:49,390 Nothing at all! 712 00:43:49,850 --> 00:43:53,150 - Doctor? - Tell her next time, I'll take cash. 713 00:43:54,210 --> 00:43:59,520 - So... Where are you going to take me? - Wherever you want. 714 00:43:59,570 --> 00:44:01,440 Hmm... Somewhere... 715 00:44:02,050 --> 00:44:03,920 Somewhere magical. 716 00:44:03,970 --> 00:44:05,360 Somewhere new! 717 00:44:05,410 --> 00:44:08,680 Ah, there is nowhere new under the sun! 718 00:44:08,730 --> 00:44:11,130 Above it, on the other hand... 719 00:44:16,570 --> 00:44:18,970 I've missed you, Clara Oswald. 720 00:44:20,330 --> 00:44:23,360 Well, don't worry, daft old man. 721 00:44:23,410 --> 00:44:25,480 I'm not going anywhere. 722 00:44:37,090 --> 00:44:39,360 20 million Zygons have been allowed to take human form 723 00:44:39,410 --> 00:44:40,800 and are now living amongst us. 724 00:44:40,850 --> 00:44:43,760 Any living thing in this world, including my family and friends, 725 00:44:43,810 --> 00:44:45,800 could turn into a Zygon and kill me. 726 00:44:45,850 --> 00:44:47,600 It's not paranoia when it's real. 727 00:44:47,650 --> 00:44:48,840 They've kidnapped Osgood 728 00:44:48,890 --> 00:44:51,240 and they've stolen the location of every Zygon on Earth. 729 00:44:51,290 --> 00:44:53,640 - Run away! - Doctor, the ceasefire's broken down. 730 00:44:53,690 --> 00:44:56,000 He have a Zygon revolution on our hands. 731 00:44:56,050 --> 00:44:58,120 We've won the first battle. 732 00:44:58,170 --> 00:44:59,200 There will be truth... 733 00:44:59,250 --> 00:45:02,400 And now we are going to begin the war... 734 00:45:02,450 --> 00:45:04,000 or there will be consequences. 735 00:45:04,050 --> 00:45:06,080 - I think you might be right. - About what? 736 00:45:06,130 --> 00:45:07,290 The end of the world.