1 00:00:15,500 --> 00:00:23,000 {\an8}.... The Movie is Rolling .... 2 00:00:15,500 --> 00:00:23,000 Got your Popcorn, Candy, Drinks ? 3 00:00:28,300 --> 00:00:33,900 {\an7}Improved Captions by Sailor420 4 00:00:28,300 --> 00:00:33,900 {\an3}!!! Hope you enjoy the film !!! 5 00:00:35,527 --> 00:00:37,696 (thunder rumbling) 6 00:00:37,780 --> 00:00:41,325 (priest) Nam etsi ambulavero in medio umbrae mortis, 7 00:00:41,408 --> 00:00:45,621 19 00:01:18,237 --> 00:01:21,198 I've often thought that perhaps the reason... 20 00:01:21,281 --> 00:01:23,367 CHRISTOPHER: I told them when I got here, 21 00:01:23,450 --> 00:01:26,203 "Okay, I explored the criminal lifestyle." 22 00:01:26,286 --> 00:01:29,039 But I was an altar boy, for Christ's sake. 23 00:01:29,122 --> 00:01:34,211 00:01:58,777 Uncle Dick, think fast. 32 00:01:58,861 --> 00:02:00,779 Oh, you want to fight, huh? 33 00:02:00,863 --> 00:02:04,658 CHRISTOPHER: The little fat kid is my uncle, Tony. Soprano. 34 00:02:04,741 --> 00:02:05,701 DICKIE: You got nothing. 35 00:02:05,784 --> 00:02:07,327 (ship horn blows) 36 00:02:07,411 --> 00:02:11,039 CHRISTOPHER: Well, we call him my uncle, by marriage. 37 00:02:12,708 --> 00:02:14,042 00:02:35,564 ...than any of the made guys. 48 00:02:35,647 --> 00:02:37,608 Hey, there he is! 49 00:02:37,691 --> 00:02:40,193 CHRISTOPHER: Including a Cadillac dealership. 50 00:02:42,946 --> 00:02:47,784 My dear, let me introduce myself my son,Richard Moltisanti. 51 00:02:47,868 --> 00:02:50,454 Everybody calls me Dickie. 52 00:02:52,956 --> 00:02:54,708 Welcome to America. 53 00:02:54,791 --> 00:02:56,043 Welcome. 54 00:02:56,752 --> 00:02:58,712 America! 00:03:37,668 It's delicious. 64 00:03:37,751 --> 00:03:42,005 I'm embarrassed. You're all such great cooks over there. 65 00:03:43,799 --> 00:03:45,258 Can you translate for me? 66 00:03:45,342 --> 00:03:47,344 Forget it. She understands enough. 67 00:03:56,770 --> 00:03:57,896 (knocking on door) 68 00:03:59,439 --> 00:04:01,108 (clears throat) 69 00:04:01,191 --> 00:04:06,363 (enunciating) Giuseppina, what does your family do over there? 70 00:04:08,031 --> 00:04:09,116 My father... 71 00:04:09,199 --> 00:04:11,201 The fascists killed her old man. 72 00:04:11,284 --> 00:04:13,078 Her mother never recovered. 73 00:04:13,161 --> 00:04:14,746 Fuckin' Mussolini. 74 00:04:14,830 --> 00:04:17,124 I don't get it. When I was a kid, you and Vito Genovese 75 00:04:17,207 --> 00:04:18,458 always praised Mussolini. 76 00:04:18,542 --> 00:04:20,711 Let's not talk politics at the table. 77 00:04:21,837 --> 00:04:23,755 But I'll tell you, Dick, 78 00:04:23,839 --> 00:04:26,299 it's paradise over there. 79 00:04:26,383 --> 00:04:29,219 On the one hand, you can't believe the beauty. 80 00:04:29,303 --> 00:04:32,723 On the other hand, they don't even have toilets. 81 00:04:32,806 --> 00:04:38,562 I told Giuseppina that "you're gonna live the life of a proud American lady. 82 00:04:38,645 --> 00:04:42,607 And I'm gonna have my second set of children with you." 83 00:04:42,691 --> 00:04:44,484 And they'll be deluged with a life 84 00:04:44,568 --> 00:04:47,237 that they could never even imagine over there. 85 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:50,949 Like you were, Dick, as a kid. 86 00:04:52,242 --> 00:04:54,327 These'll be your brothers and sisters. 87 00:04:54,411 --> 00:04:55,620 (clears throat) 88 00:04:55,704 --> 00:04:59,833 So... Giuseppina is your stepmother, Dickie. 89 00:04:59,916 --> 00:05:01,960 (laughter) 90 00:05:04,421 --> 00:05:06,339 DICKIE: Yeah. 91 00:05:06,423 --> 00:05:08,550 - (grunting) - (thumping) 92 00:05:12,179 --> 00:05:15,432 (Hollywood Dick and Giuseppina moaning) 93 00:05:20,479 --> 00:05:22,856 (Hollywood Dick grunting) 94 00:05:32,532 --> 00:05:33,909 (panting) 95 00:05:40,665 --> 00:05:42,626 (boy) It wasn't me who ripped you off! 96 00:05:42,709 --> 00:05:44,377 (man) Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah? 97 00:05:44,461 --> 00:05:45,837 - Come on! - (groaning) 98 00:05:49,341 --> 00:05:51,176 (music playing on car stereo) 99 00:05:55,305 --> 00:05:56,556 (music stops) 100 00:05:57,933 --> 00:05:59,101 - (boy) Shit! - Harold. 101 00:06:00,227 --> 00:06:01,645 All right, already. 102 00:06:01,728 --> 00:06:03,063 00:06:55,448 ISOLA: Hey, Harold. My son here say 115 00:06:55,532 --> 00:06:57,534 he gonna be Hank Aaron when he grown up. 116 00:06:57,617 --> 00:06:59,452 LANDERS: I'm gonna hit 318 like him. 117 00:06:59,536 --> 00:07:02,581 Hmm. 318, your lucky number, boy, play it. 118 00:07:02,664 --> 00:07:04,332 Yeah. Numbers is the only chance 119 00:07:04,416 --> 00:07:06,042 Black folks got to get out of this sinkhole city. 120 00:07:06,126 --> 00:07:07,586 How does that work, anyway? 121 00:07:07,669 --> 00:07:09,546 Well, you pick out three numbers, 122 00:07:09,629 --> 00:07:11,006 like for you, 3-1-8. 123 00:07:11,089 --> 00:07:12,382 You bet a quarter, 124 00:07:12,465 --> 00:07:13,884 and if your numbers come on at the racetrack, 125 00:07:13,967 --> 00:07:17,387 then you win $125 for a quarter. 126 00:07:17,470 --> 00:07:18,597 - For a quarter? - Mmm. 127 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:21,057 Bet a dollar, you get $500. 128 00:07:21,141 --> 00:07:23,143 - You shitting me, Harold? - Uh! 129 00:07:23,226 --> 00:07:24,936 What if my numbers don't come out? 130 00:07:25,020 --> 00:07:26,771 Well, if your numbers don't hit, you don't get nothing. 131 00:07:26,855 --> 00:07:29,065 Harold collects everybody's bets and gives it to the Man. 132 00:07:29,149 --> 00:07:31,735 How you think the Italians drive those long, fancy cars 133 00:07:31,818 --> 00:07:34,154 and wear those diamond Swiss watches on their wrists? 134 00:07:35,363 --> 00:07:38,491 00:08:10,774 You know, Janice, she, uh... 146 00:08:10,857 --> 00:08:13,026 She went to her catechism. 147 00:08:13,109 --> 00:08:15,028 She practiced her Latin. 148 00:08:15,111 --> 00:08:17,948 She even stopped watching those two stunods, Sonny and Cher, 149 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:19,449 long enough to think about God, huh? 150 00:08:19,532 --> 00:08:21,117 Too much fucking salt on this. 151 00:08:21,201 --> 00:08:24,120 At least for a minute or two, but... boy, did she cost me. 152 00:08:24,204 --> 00:08:25,872 You know, I made a bet that, uh, 153 00:08:25,956 --> 00:08:28,333 Janice would not do her religious duties. 154 00:08:28,416 --> 00:08:32,045 But if Janice did, you know, got confirmed... 155 00:08:32,128 --> 00:08:34,256 I'd shave off my mustache. 156 00:08:34,339 --> 00:08:35,257 (all exclaiming) 157 00:08:35,340 --> 00:08:38,009 Ooh... 158 00:08:38,093 --> 00:08:39,970 - JOHNNY: Enjoy. - His comare told him 159 00:08:40,053 --> 00:08:42,472 it makes him look like Robert Goulet. 160 00:08:42,555 --> 00:08:44,641 (band playing lively music) 161 00:08:49,771 --> 00:08:51,273 This stuff ain't so authentic. 162 00:08:51,356 --> 00:08:52,399 Ow! 163 00:08:53,567 --> 00:08:55,277 Just use your fork. 164 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:56,820 But, you know, the gravy's good. 165 00:08:56,903 --> 00:08:59,781 - JOHNNY: Oh. Come here. - Your daughter's confirmation. 166 00:08:59,864 --> 00:09:01,074 Congrats, skip. 167 00:09:01,157 --> 00:09:03,118 I'm here, too, Mr. Handsome. 168 00:09:03,201 --> 00:09:05,287 DICKIE: Yeah, and looking like a million dollars. 169 00:09:05,370 --> 00:09:07,497 And not Mexican dollars, either. 170 00:09:07,580 --> 00:09:09,833 - What are you talking about? - (kisses) 171 00:09:13,044 --> 00:09:17,173 Same fucking gang. Colored kids hit one of my colored runners. 172 00:09:17,257 --> 00:09:19,384 Threw him a beating. 173 00:09:19,467 --> 00:09:22,012 You believe this? How these people prey on their own? 174 00:09:22,095 --> 00:09:25,015 Hey, Boot DiMeo's gonna rag on me when he sees this. 175 00:09:25,098 --> 00:09:27,183 JUNIOR: It looks bad too, perception-wise. 176 00:09:27,267 --> 00:09:30,687 Even the papers say the numbers is the biggest percentage of our cash flow. 177 00:09:32,105 --> 00:09:34,357 Junior's right, you gotta get your arms around this. 178 00:09:39,237 --> 00:09:40,989 You got big ears there, gagootz? 179 00:09:41,072 --> 00:09:45,201 Big brother, go and get yourself some Pez. (clicks tongue) 180 00:09:48,663 --> 00:09:50,415 (laughing) 181 00:09:50,498 --> 00:09:52,917 Silvio, Puss, come here. 182 00:09:54,002 --> 00:09:56,004 - Marone! - Oh! 183 00:09:56,087 --> 00:09:57,714 Ah? The second Mrs. Hollywood Dick. 184 00:09:57,797 --> 00:09:59,924 I was just explaining to His Holiness, here. 185 00:10:00,008 --> 00:10:01,885 I think I went to school with your father. 186 00:10:01,968 --> 00:10:03,094 Calogero Dante. 187 00:10:04,095 --> 00:10:05,221 "Butch." 188 00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:07,349 He said you were a bully. 189 00:10:07,432 --> 00:10:12,270 Whoa, what do we got here? The Italian actress, Sophia Lotsa-Pizza. 190 00:10:12,354 --> 00:10:14,606 Get out of here, you fucking mutt! 191 00:10:15,899 --> 00:10:17,275 Uh... Sorry. 192 00:10:17,359 --> 00:10:20,236 Buddha. It's Joe D. He's up at the Boot's Mansion. 193 00:10:21,279 --> 00:10:23,573 Mr. DiMaggio. Come stai? 194 00:10:23,656 --> 00:10:26,993 Your saints name you took in church today, Apollonia? 195 00:10:27,077 --> 00:10:30,038 She's the patron saint of dentists. 196 00:10:38,046 --> 00:10:41,800 Take it from me, chains are more effective than snow tires. 197 00:10:41,883 --> 00:10:43,718 Why didn't you bring the missus, Dick? 198 00:10:43,802 --> 00:10:46,596 I tried, but the poor kid's self-conscious about her English. 199 00:10:46,679 --> 00:10:48,807 She's making progress, though. 200 00:10:48,890 --> 00:10:50,433 I didn't catch the name. 201 00:10:50,517 --> 00:10:52,143 Pussy. 202 00:10:52,227 --> 00:10:54,854 Don't worry, Father, it's not what you think it is. 203 00:10:55,772 --> 00:10:58,149 (laughter) 204 00:10:58,233 --> 00:11:00,443 (teacher) This is my dog. 205 00:11:00,527 --> 00:11:04,322 (all) This is my dog. 206 00:11:04,406 --> 00:11:07,367 214 00:11:26,719 --> 00:11:27,720 Hey. 215 00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:30,390 (kissing) 216 00:11:32,058 --> 00:11:33,685 What did you learn to say? 217 00:11:35,895 --> 00:11:39,858 This... is... his... ball. 218 00:11:43,278 --> 00:11:44,696 Whose ball? 219 00:11:46,573 --> 00:11:47,490 Spot. 220 00:11:50,577 --> 00:11:55,081 Oh, I think this is a waste of money. 221 00:11:55,165 --> 00:11:57,625 (man on radio) We hear from Hoboken's own Chairman of the Board. 222 00:11:57,709 --> 00:12:00,587 (Frank Sinatra on radio) Hi, there, my name is Francis Albert Sinatra 223 00:12:00,670 --> 00:12:02,046 and I got news for you. 224 00:12:02,130 --> 00:12:04,257 Here's your host, William B. Williams. 225 00:12:04,340 --> 00:12:07,260 My mother met his mother once. Frank. 226 00:12:07,343 --> 00:12:12,182 Frank? He grabbed me to go to some party once. 227 00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:15,560 It was on the Upper East Side, it was a penthouse. 228 00:12:15,643 --> 00:12:18,271 Some celebrity, I don't know who. 229 00:12:18,354 --> 00:12:24,277 So... he and Dean, they have this donkey brought downstairs to the basement. 230 00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:27,030 And the donkey's just stuffed full of laxatives, right? 231 00:12:27,113 --> 00:12:28,990 So they put it in the private elevator. 232 00:12:29,073 --> 00:12:31,868 They send the private elevator up, the door opens, 233 00:12:31,951 --> 00:12:36,956 and the donkey starts kicking and shitting over everybody in the party! 234 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:39,834 (laughter) 235 00:12:41,753 --> 00:12:43,505 Oh! 236 00:12:43,588 --> 00:12:45,882 Ah, your sister's cunt! 237 00:12:45,965 --> 00:12:48,885 Junior, it's the Summer of Love. 238 00:12:51,221 --> 00:12:53,389 ♫ And though It's just a line to you ♫ 239 00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:58,102 ♫ For me it's true And never seemed so right before... ♫ 240 00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:03,399 Nice car. 241 00:13:04,526 --> 00:13:06,402 You a friend of Dickie's? 242 00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:07,862 No English. 243 00:13:13,284 --> 00:13:14,619 00:16:53,546 Well, somebody's gonna to win the Medal of Honor. 295 00:16:53,629 --> 00:16:54,464 (scoffs) 296 00:16:55,131 --> 00:16:56,299 Not a Black man. 297 00:16:57,091 --> 00:16:57,967 Please. 298 00:16:58,050 --> 00:16:59,135 (chuckles) 299 00:16:59,218 --> 00:17:01,596 Ooh, baby, you are a riot tonight. 300 00:17:20,448 --> 00:17:21,657 (man) Make a right here. 301 00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:22,825 It's a one-way. 302 00:17:22,909 --> 00:17:24,410 Fuck it, make the right. 303 00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:26,996 (sighs) 304 00:17:28,998 --> 00:17:31,542 (song playing indistinctly on radio) 305 00:17:37,131 --> 00:17:40,218 (police siren wailing) 306 00:17:41,677 --> 00:17:42,637 Fuck. 307 00:17:44,180 --> 00:17:45,181 (exhales) 308 00:17:55,483 --> 00:17:57,318 Step out of the car. 309 00:17:57,401 --> 00:17:59,362 I know what I did, Officer. 310 00:18:00,822 --> 00:18:02,198 (grunting) 311 00:18:09,121 --> 00:18:13,751 ♫ Soften my dreams with your sigh ♫ 312 00:18:16,587 --> 00:18:19,507 ♫ Tell me you love me... ♫ 313 00:18:19,590 --> 00:18:21,634 (crowd clamoring) 314 00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:24,679 (horn honking) 315 00:18:28,266 --> 00:18:29,392 DICKIE: Oh! 316 00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:39,569 Hey, why aren't they home, sleeping till noon? 317 00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:43,906 Two officers picked up some colored taxi driver, had to rough him up a little. 318 00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:45,408 These morons think we killed him. 319 00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:47,702 It spread around the Central Ward that way. 320 00:18:47,785 --> 00:18:49,579 They broke windows up and down Belmont Avenue. 321 00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:51,163 They're throwing bricks and bottles at us. 322 00:18:51,247 --> 00:18:52,915 We got two officers had to go to the hospital. 323 00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:54,500 - (glass shatters) - DICKIE: No shit. 324 00:18:54,584 --> 00:18:56,168 - Hah! - 00:19:44,800 ♫ I kissed her and she kissed me ♫ 335 00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:47,053 ♫ Like the fella once said ♫ 336 00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:50,056 (indistinct chatter) 337 00:19:50,139 --> 00:19:52,475 MC: Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it for our host tonight. 338 00:19:52,558 --> 00:19:54,936 They call him Gentleman Dick Moltisanti. 339 00:19:55,019 --> 00:19:57,730 (all cheering) 340 00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:01,108 (man) Ahh! 341 00:20:06,197 --> 00:20:07,114 Paulie. 342 00:20:07,823 --> 00:20:08,908 This? 343 00:20:12,536 --> 00:20:16,374 It's about time. Pinto the Butcher sent over some capuzzelle. 344 00:20:16,457 --> 00:20:18,084 The fuck happen to you? 345 00:20:20,878 --> 00:20:22,880 There's something you gotta see. 346 00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:30,054 (sirens wailing) 347 00:20:37,436 --> 00:20:38,938 JOHNNY: What the fuck? 348 00:20:39,814 --> 00:20:41,691 That's Belmont Avenue. 349 00:21:22,773 --> 00:21:25,026 (in Italian) 350 00:21:39,832 --> 00:21:41,792 (in English) You wanna get smart now? 351 00:21:42,543 --> 00:21:43,794 Ma vaffanculo! 352 00:21:51,552 --> 00:21:52,928 (groaning) 353 00:21:55,347 --> 00:21:56,599 00:22:30,257 JOHNNY: Go home! Take the bus. 363 00:22:36,055 --> 00:22:38,432 (officer) Hey, stop! Stop! 364 00:22:38,516 --> 00:22:40,017 - (gunshots) - Agh! 365 00:22:40,101 --> 00:22:41,644 - (gasps) - (young Janice) Anthony! 366 00:22:43,062 --> 00:22:45,481 Anthony! What are you doing here? 367 00:22:47,775 --> 00:22:49,652 (police siren wailing) 368 00:22:52,571 --> 00:22:54,156 (indistinct chatter on police radio) 369 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:56,158 My God! 370 00:22:57,284 --> 00:22:58,702 What did they do? 371 00:22:58,786 --> 00:23:00,579 We raided a card game, but we got lucky. 372 00:23:00,663 --> 00:23:02,832 Picked up your husband on an outstanding warrant. 373 00:23:02,915 --> 00:23:03,833 Had to take 'em somewhere. 374 00:23:03,916 --> 00:23:05,167 Warrant? For what? 375 00:23:05,251 --> 00:23:07,294 Assault with a deadly weapon. 376 00:23:07,378 --> 00:23:08,629 The Lobster Trap Restaurant? 377 00:23:08,712 --> 00:23:10,256 That wasn't him. He didn't do that. 378 00:23:10,339 --> 00:23:11,298 Where is he? 379 00:23:11,382 --> 00:23:12,800 Downtown. 380 00:23:12,883 --> 00:23:14,510 He's downtown, where he might get burned to death? 381 00:23:14,593 --> 00:23:16,428 - What are you people thinking? - (young Janice sobs) 382 00:23:16,512 --> 00:23:18,347 Janice, shut up with that! 383 00:23:18,430 --> 00:23:21,058 What were the two of you doing at that card game? 384 00:23:21,142 --> 00:23:23,477 Dad took Janice to ride the rides while he played cards. 385 00:23:23,561 --> 00:23:27,690 But he wouldn't take me because I passed gas while he was eating lunch. 386 00:23:27,773 --> 00:23:30,734 Get inside, both of you! 387 00:23:33,154 --> 00:23:34,029 Anthony! 388 00:23:42,163 --> 00:23:44,206 (sirens wailing) 389 00:23:50,796 --> 00:23:55,843 GIL SCOTT-HERON: Standing in the ruins Of another Black man's life 390 00:23:55,926 --> 00:24:00,973 Or flying through the valley Separating day and night 391 00:24:01,056 --> 00:24:04,643 393 00:24:09,607 --> 00:24:11,317 (people shouting) 394 00:24:13,485 --> 00:24:17,740 In a wilderness of heartbreak And a desert of despair 395 00:24:17,823 --> 00:24:19,408 (gunshot) 396 00:24:19,491 --> 00:24:22,786 Evil's clarion of justice Shrieks a cry of naked terror 397 00:24:22,870 --> 00:24:27,917 Taking babies from their mommas Leaving grief beyond compare 398 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,753 Please help me! Help me! Please, help me! 399 00:24:30,836 --> 00:24:35,424 GIL SCOTT-HERON: So if you see the vulture coming Flying circles in your mind 400 00:24:35,507 --> 00:24:38,594 - (woman wailing) -Remember, there is no escaping 401 00:24:38,677 --> 00:24:42,139 For he will follow close behind 402 00:24:42,223 --> 00:24:44,683 Only promise me a battle 403 00:24:44,767 --> 00:24:48,229 409 00:25:02,368 --> 00:25:05,287 they don't consider themselves complete Americans. 410 00:25:05,371 --> 00:25:07,456 And I don't say this comprises all of them, 411 00:25:07,539 --> 00:25:10,584 but it's obvious the reason they can burn their own homes... 412 00:25:11,418 --> 00:25:12,586 DICKIE: Huge fire. 413 00:25:14,213 --> 00:25:15,381 Ashes. 414 00:25:16,090 --> 00:25:17,341 (in Italian) 415 00:25:27,726 --> 00:25:29,395 00:26:02,219 Yeah, he wasn't like this back in Ariano? 427 00:26:02,303 --> 00:26:06,348 'Cause he used to... me, as a kid. 428 00:26:07,099 --> 00:26:08,600 Every day. 429 00:26:10,644 --> 00:26:13,063 (voice breaking) I should have stayed there. 430 00:26:13,147 --> 00:26:14,440 No. 431 00:26:14,523 --> 00:26:16,275 (in Italian) 432 00:26:17,943 --> 00:26:20,779 (in English) Maybe I come to America for America money. 433 00:26:21,864 --> 00:26:22,948 But... 434 00:26:23,032 --> 00:26:25,034 (in Italian) 435 00:26:25,117 --> 00:26:28,454 (in English) But here, in America, he become... 436 00:26:29,913 --> 00:26:30,956 00:31:34,343 American warplanes have expanded the air war over North Vietnam 498 00:31:34,426 --> 00:31:37,429 with the bombing of five previously untouched targets 499 00:31:37,512 --> 00:31:40,223 near the heart of the port city of Haiphong. 500 00:31:40,307 --> 00:31:44,353 Four of the new targets, one of them only a mile and a half from Haiphong... 501 00:31:44,436 --> 00:31:46,188 00:34:10,123 Three guesses who they blame this on. 512 00:34:10,207 --> 00:34:11,374 PUSSY: The Harlem Globetrotters. 513 00:34:11,458 --> 00:34:12,334 (chuckles) 514 00:34:15,128 --> 00:34:16,213 Shh. 515 00:34:20,258 --> 00:34:23,011 (organ music playing) 516 00:34:29,017 --> 00:34:34,356 They called him Hollywood Dick. Imagine what he looks like now. 517 00:34:34,439 --> 00:34:36,858 Tell Ma what you told me, about the bird. 518 00:34:36,942 --> 00:34:39,069 There was a bird in the garage. 519 00:34:39,152 --> 00:34:40,111 So? 520 00:34:40,195 --> 00:34:41,446 It means somebody's gonna die. 521 00:34:41,530 --> 00:34:44,241 00:35:25,157 Comedian. 534 00:35:31,705 --> 00:35:33,081 The three C's I owe you. 535 00:35:33,164 --> 00:35:35,542 What the fuck is this? It's supposed to be cash. 536 00:35:35,625 --> 00:35:36,960 That's an RCA. 537 00:35:41,214 --> 00:35:42,549 What am I gonna do with this? 538 00:35:49,097 --> 00:35:50,599 (kisses) 539 00:35:53,310 --> 00:35:55,186 What a blow. 540 00:35:55,270 --> 00:35:57,856 (voice shaking) Yeah, well, at least you still got your brother. I'm... 541 00:35:59,524 --> 00:36:03,111 Yeah. I got nobody. 542 00:36:03,195 --> 00:36:06,865 Dickie, consider me your brother from now on, huh? 543 00:36:14,164 --> 00:36:16,041 Where's your brother? 544 00:36:16,124 --> 00:36:19,210 He went to see if he could sneak into the room where they do the bodies. 545 00:36:21,796 --> 00:36:23,465 (man on TV) In Newark tonight, 546 00:36:23,548 --> 00:36:26,051 state troopers and the National Guard ceased... 547 00:36:26,134 --> 00:36:27,344 You son of a bitch. 548 00:36:27,427 --> 00:36:29,638 You can't watch television in here. 549 00:36:29,721 --> 00:36:31,848 Vincent, it's the news. 550 00:36:31,932 --> 00:36:33,350 ...President Johnson, we've been told, 551 00:36:33,433 --> 00:36:35,268 has been following the situation... 552 00:36:35,352 --> 00:36:40,190 Ah, they're never gonna catch those bastards. I told the cops. 553 00:36:40,273 --> 00:36:45,487 (man on TV) In the dull and commonplace occurrences of day-to-day living, 554 00:36:45,570 --> 00:36:52,285 one thing stands out as a completely unique experience: Colt .45. 555 00:36:52,369 --> 00:36:53,620 (all exclaiming) 556 00:36:54,996 --> 00:36:56,331 (man) Jesus Christ. 557 00:36:56,414 --> 00:36:58,458 The fuck's the matter with you? 558 00:36:58,541 --> 00:37:01,795 You have no respect for my father, you fucking animals! 559 00:37:01,878 --> 00:37:03,630 He's dead! 560 00:37:03,713 --> 00:37:05,507 00:37:54,764 (indistinct conversations) 571 00:37:54,848 --> 00:37:57,058 - (buzzer sounds) - (door opens) 572 00:38:10,530 --> 00:38:12,073 Uncle Sally. 573 00:38:13,491 --> 00:38:15,618 I'm Dickie, your brother Dick's boy. 574 00:38:25,003 --> 00:38:26,421 How are you? 575 00:38:28,298 --> 00:38:32,385 You know, I'm sorry, I know I never came to visit you before. 576 00:38:32,469 --> 00:38:34,054 My father wouldn't allow it. 577 00:38:38,516 --> 00:38:39,976 (clicks tongue) 578 00:38:41,770 --> 00:38:43,396 I came to tell you... 579 00:38:44,939 --> 00:38:48,943 your brother, my dad... he passed. 580 00:38:49,027 --> 00:38:51,237 They burned him up in the riots. 581 00:38:52,906 --> 00:38:55,617 I brought you some sfogliatelle. 582 00:38:56,743 --> 00:38:58,495 I don't eat dairy. 583 00:38:59,162 --> 00:38:59,996 Oh. 584 00:39:04,042 --> 00:39:06,336 Well, you being out here isolated, 585 00:39:06,419 --> 00:39:07,879 out of contact with the family, 586 00:39:07,962 --> 00:39:09,506 my old man said you deserved it, 587 00:39:09,589 --> 00:39:12,634 but I want to do whatever I can to help you from now. 588 00:39:12,717 --> 00:39:14,719 It wasn't right how they treated you. 589 00:39:16,054 --> 00:39:17,597 I was 25. 590 00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:21,476 I murdered a made guy in our own family. 591 00:39:21,559 --> 00:39:24,854 I'm here for a good reason. You don't need to help me. 592 00:39:25,855 --> 00:39:27,148 (sighs) But... 593 00:39:27,232 --> 00:39:28,775 What do you want, Richard? 594 00:39:35,240 --> 00:39:36,866 I'll be honest with you. 595 00:39:39,410 --> 00:39:41,162 I want to do a good deed. 596 00:39:41,246 --> 00:39:42,497 Huh! 597 00:39:42,580 --> 00:39:43,915 A what? 598 00:39:45,416 --> 00:39:46,793 A good deed. 599 00:39:52,924 --> 00:39:54,884 Miles. 600 00:39:54,968 --> 00:39:57,053 Birth of the Cool. 601 00:39:58,513 --> 00:39:59,514 What? 602 00:39:59,597 --> 00:40:00,598 It's a record. 603 00:40:00,682 --> 00:40:02,934 I'm a jazz nut. 604 00:40:03,017 --> 00:40:05,562 Bring me a copy next time you come. 605 00:40:06,271 --> 00:40:07,480 If you come. 606 00:40:12,569 --> 00:40:14,028 - (buzzer sounds) - (door opens) 607 00:40:14,863 --> 00:40:16,197 (door closes) 608 00:40:23,413 --> 00:40:25,331 - Quant'e bella! - Sì? 609 00:40:26,082 --> 00:40:28,293 It's so beautiful. 610 00:40:29,961 --> 00:40:32,005 We're gonna go down to Bamberger's. 611 00:40:32,088 --> 00:40:34,507 We're gonna fill the place with furniture. 612 00:40:35,967 --> 00:40:37,468 Madonna mia. 613 00:40:39,470 --> 00:40:40,555 DICKIE: Mmm. 614 00:40:42,807 --> 00:40:44,851 Could you give us a few minutes? 615 00:40:44,934 --> 00:40:46,269 You got it. 616 00:40:49,981 --> 00:40:51,524 (door opens) 617 00:40:53,902 --> 00:40:54,861 (door closes) 618 00:40:58,072 --> 00:41:00,575 Aunt Concetta says you've been looking for a job. 619 00:41:00,658 --> 00:41:04,245 At, uh, DiLorenzo Brothers Beauty Parlor. 620 00:41:04,329 --> 00:41:06,247 I cut hair back in Ariano. 621 00:41:06,331 --> 00:41:08,416 You don't need to do that. 622 00:41:08,499 --> 00:41:10,501 I want to keep taking care of you. 623 00:41:10,585 --> 00:41:14,839 But I like to work, Dickie. And America has so many work. 624 00:41:14,923 --> 00:41:18,259 Un giorno, I want to have my own beauty parlor. 625 00:41:18,343 --> 00:41:20,762 Well, you're not gonna work for those two fanooks. 626 00:41:21,804 --> 00:41:23,514 The DiLorenzos? 627 00:41:43,076 --> 00:41:44,160 (doorbell rings) 628 00:41:46,788 --> 00:41:48,331 Motherfucker. 629 00:41:48,414 --> 00:41:51,167 - (doorbell rings) - I like that word. 630 00:41:51,251 --> 00:41:52,794 Motherfucker. 631 00:41:56,756 --> 00:41:58,883 (school bell rings) 632 00:42:01,135 --> 00:42:02,470 Eighteen. Paul's birthday. 633 00:42:02,553 --> 00:42:04,222 We don't take Beatle birthdays. 634 00:42:04,305 --> 00:42:06,140 We'd go broke. 635 00:42:06,224 --> 00:42:09,644 Fuck it. Make it eight. Micky Dolenz. 636 00:42:09,727 --> 00:42:13,982 I dreamed about Whitey Ford last night. He wears number 16. 637 00:42:14,065 --> 00:42:16,276 (school bell rings) 638 00:42:16,359 --> 00:42:18,236 (man on PA) The boys basketball team is playing St. Stephen's this afternoon. 639 00:42:18,319 --> 00:42:21,447 The high temperature today will be 53 degrees. 640 00:42:21,531 --> 00:42:25,535 Faculty advisory, absentees: 16. 641 00:42:25,618 --> 00:42:27,745 Sixteen, I hit the number! 642 00:42:29,622 --> 00:42:31,624 00:45:52,450 - Customer's always right." - (drums beating) 709 00:45:52,533 --> 00:45:55,119 Yeah, that was funnier when Henny Youngman told it. 710 00:45:55,203 --> 00:45:57,205 No, no, don't... Don't. Just leave it the way it is. 711 00:45:57,288 --> 00:46:01,167 I wonder what the origin of the sobriquet "gravy train" is. 712 00:46:01,250 --> 00:46:03,377 They named it after the dog food. 713 00:46:03,461 --> 00:46:05,046 I don't know about you, Junior. 714 00:46:05,129 --> 00:46:07,381 Guy tells you your girlfriend's banging somebody else, 715 00:46:07,465 --> 00:46:09,884 you're worried about the origin of "gravy train"? 716 00:46:09,967 --> 00:46:12,094 - PAULIE: Oh! - 00:46:42,959 Oh, you didn't hear? We're off the plantation. 729 00:46:43,042 --> 00:46:45,795 We got wops digging ditches since they come over. 730 00:46:45,878 --> 00:46:47,463 Hey, come on. 731 00:47:00,184 --> 00:47:02,520 It's Dickie's business. Let it go, Paulie. 732 00:47:02,603 --> 00:47:04,689 What the fuck's the matter with you? 733 00:47:04,772 --> 00:47:06,566 You got a murder warrant over your head. 734 00:47:06,649 --> 00:47:09,068 I'm heading down south. North Carolina. 735 00:47:09,151 --> 00:47:11,112 So where's your mule? Get going. 736 00:47:11,195 --> 00:47:13,072 Thing is, I need to borrow some money. 737 00:47:13,155 --> 00:47:15,950 - How much? - A grand. 738 00:47:16,033 --> 00:47:19,412 All right, I'll tell you what. 739 00:47:21,122 --> 00:47:24,250 I'm gonna give you five C's. Yeah? 740 00:47:24,333 --> 00:47:26,711 It's my gift to you. You don't gotta give it back. 741 00:47:26,794 --> 00:47:28,629 No, I want to pay you back. 742 00:47:28,713 --> 00:47:30,631 Ah, it's better this way. You don't gotta be afraid to say hello to me, 743 00:47:30,715 --> 00:47:33,968 I don't gotta chase you down. Won't come between us. 744 00:47:34,051 --> 00:47:36,095 So I guess this is goodbye. 745 00:47:42,476 --> 00:47:44,895 Yeah, you said your goodbye, so go. 746 00:47:47,064 --> 00:47:52,987 (man singing indistinctly) 747 00:48:02,079 --> 00:48:06,876 You don't stare at those people. They don't like it. 748 00:48:09,086 --> 00:48:11,172 (chuckles) 749 00:48:15,593 --> 00:48:17,178 DICKIE: Brought you that record you wanted. 750 00:48:17,261 --> 00:48:20,056 Plus, a couple others I picked out. 751 00:48:20,139 --> 00:48:21,849 What's this? 752 00:48:21,932 --> 00:48:26,020 Al Hirt. Trumpet. He's on Carson all the time. 753 00:48:26,103 --> 00:48:28,981 It's not jazz. Take it back. 754 00:48:30,358 --> 00:48:32,109 These, too. 755 00:48:40,701 --> 00:48:42,370 So... 756 00:48:42,453 --> 00:48:44,205 you did your good deed. 757 00:48:44,288 --> 00:48:46,123 Well, don't put it like that. 758 00:48:47,208 --> 00:48:49,168 I plan to do a lot more. 759 00:48:51,212 --> 00:48:54,173 Your poor father, huh? 760 00:48:54,256 --> 00:48:59,470 He goes down to board up that Atta Boy business that he had... 761 00:48:59,553 --> 00:49:03,224 and he dies in that horrible way. 762 00:49:03,307 --> 00:49:05,059 It's just weird, though. 763 00:49:05,142 --> 00:49:06,602 What, weird? 764 00:49:06,686 --> 00:49:11,565 My brother's hands were soft. Like a baby's 00:49:59,113 Pain comes from always wanting things. 777 00:50:00,364 --> 00:50:02,158 A son is not a thing. 778 00:50:03,784 --> 00:50:05,453 It's the wanting. 779 00:50:10,916 --> 00:50:13,836 You know, Tone, we could still run that numbers game down at the fucking CYO. 780 00:50:13,919 --> 00:50:16,172 I got fucking suspended, I can't get in fucking trouble again. 781 00:50:16,255 --> 00:50:18,507 No. Fucking school will never know. 782 00:50:18,591 --> 00:50:20,134 (young Tony) I want to make it to the NFL someday. 783 00:50:20,217 --> 00:50:21,719 For that, I gotta go to college. 784 00:50:21,802 --> 00:50:23,888 So I gotta watch my fucking ass. 785 00:50:23,971 --> 00:50:26,766 (young Artie) My old man told me I gotta run his fucking restaurant when I grow up. 786 00:50:26,849 --> 00:50:28,684 What does your old man say? 787 00:50:28,768 --> 00:50:30,644 00:51:09,350 CHRISTOPHER: The '60s ended. 797 00:51:09,433 --> 00:51:12,520 Neil Young gave that speech from the moon. 798 00:51:12,603 --> 00:51:16,148 Then came the RICO statutes around when I was born. 799 00:51:18,108 --> 00:51:20,236 I wish I had come before that. 800 00:51:23,030 --> 00:51:24,532 Hey, Uncle Dick. 801 00:51:24,615 --> 00:51:27,201 They're gonna be here soon. We gotta get inside and hide. 802 00:51:27,284 --> 00:51:30,579 DICKIE: Hey, Anthony, you go see Dirty Harry like I told you? 803 00:51:30,663 --> 00:51:34,041 "You gotta ask yourself, do you feel lucky?" 804 00:51:34,124 --> 00:51:35,835 "Well, do you, punk?" 805 00:51:39,964 --> 00:51:41,340 JOHNNY: Madonna. 806 00:51:43,050 --> 00:51:46,220 It's that old fig tree, in 'Lino's backyard. 807 00:51:46,303 --> 00:51:47,888 - Nothing changes. - Yeah. 808 00:51:52,518 --> 00:51:53,978 JOHNNY: Nothing changes? 809 00:51:54,061 --> 00:51:56,772 That's... that's Poupette's house. 810 00:51:59,900 --> 00:52:01,735 - What are you mad at me for? - Ah, you... 811 00:52:01,819 --> 00:52:03,571 Mother... 812 00:52:03,654 --> 00:52:05,990 How did you let this happen? 813 00:52:06,073 --> 00:52:08,200 Oh, what do you want from me, Johnny? 814 00:52:08,284 --> 00:52:10,578 I had plenty on my shoulders taking care of things while you were in the joint. 815 00:52:10,661 --> 00:52:12,162 Yeah. 816 00:52:12,246 --> 00:52:14,290 Raising Anthony. The disaster with the Electricians Union. 817 00:52:14,373 --> 00:52:15,833 - Ah! - Your wife with the cramps. 818 00:52:15,916 --> 00:52:18,502 Boo-hoo-hoo! Look at Dickie Moltisanti. 819 00:52:18,586 --> 00:52:21,088 His father gets whacked, he steps up. 820 00:52:21,171 --> 00:52:23,465 Takes care of his family, takes care of all the business. 821 00:52:23,549 --> 00:52:26,677 Not a peep out of him. He's younger than you. 822 00:52:28,012 --> 00:52:29,138 Yeah. 823 00:52:29,221 --> 00:52:31,140 - (party horn blowing) - (all) Surprise! 824 00:52:31,223 --> 00:52:32,933 - JOHNNY: Jesus Christ. - PAULIE: There he is. 825 00:52:33,017 --> 00:52:35,144 All I want to do is bang my goomar, go to sleep. 826 00:52:35,227 --> 00:52:37,104 - Hey. - Good to see you. 827 00:52:37,187 --> 00:52:40,774 - JOHNNY: Hey, Paulie, how's your ma, huh? - 00:55:14,219 - (Christopher crying) - Oh! 891 00:55:14,303 --> 00:55:16,305 What's the matter? Don't cry. It's only me, 892 00:55:16,388 --> 00:55:17,890 - your Uncle Tony. - DICKIE: Oh! 893 00:55:17,973 --> 00:55:19,266 - What's wrong. Cootchie-coo! - DICKIE: Oh! Oh! 894 00:55:19,349 --> 00:55:21,018 Okay. All right. All right. 895 00:55:21,101 --> 00:55:24,063 You know, every time you're near him he cries like this. 896 00:55:24,146 --> 00:55:25,773 I didn't do anything. 897 00:55:27,941 --> 00:55:29,985 - 00:56:07,064 And with the death of the sun 908 00:56:07,147 --> 00:56:08,023 Wake up 909 00:56:08,107 --> 00:56:09,942 Night and blackness become one 910 00:56:10,025 --> 00:56:11,318 Wake up 911 00:56:11,401 --> 00:56:13,028 - Blackness being you - (man 2) Wake up, nigga 912 00:56:13,112 --> 00:56:16,073 (man 1) Peeping through the red The white, and the blue 913 00:56:16,156 --> 00:56:18,158 Dreaming of bars, Black civilizations 914 00:56:18,242 --> 00:56:19,827 That once flourished and grew 915 00:56:19,910 --> 00:56:20,994 - Wake up, nigga - Hey! 916 00:56:21,078 --> 00:56:22,913 Wake up, niggas, or y'all through! 917 00:56:22,996 --> 00:56:25,249 (audience) He's right. He's right. 918 00:56:25,332 --> 00:56:27,751 (man 1) Drowning in the puddles Of the white man's spit 919 00:56:27,835 --> 00:56:29,002 (man 2) Wake up 920 00:56:29,086 --> 00:56:30,337 (man 1) As you pause for some drawers 921 00:56:30,420 --> 00:56:31,964 - In the midst of shit - (man 2) Wake up 922 00:56:32,047 --> 00:56:35,050 And ain't got nothing to save your funky-ass with 923 00:56:35,134 --> 00:56:37,427 - Wake up, nigga - You cool, fool 924 00:56:37,511 --> 00:56:39,847 Sipping on a menthol cigarette 'round midnight 925 00:56:39,930 --> 00:56:42,766 - (man 2) Wake up - 00:57:11,753 This decides me. 933 00:57:11,837 --> 00:57:14,548 Know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna start my own book. 934 00:57:14,631 --> 00:57:15,716 You're gonna do what? 935 00:57:15,799 --> 00:57:17,301 We're gonna start... 936 00:57:18,677 --> 00:57:21,930 first Black numbers bank in the Central Ward. 937 00:57:25,642 --> 00:57:30,397 Nigga, you talking about facing down the motherfucking mafia. 938 00:57:30,480 --> 00:57:32,274 Frank Lucas will be my backer. 939 00:57:32,357 --> 00:57:35,068 He's got money up his ass from the skag. 940 00:57:35,152 --> 00:57:36,403 You know the Dope King? 941 00:57:36,486 --> 00:57:38,113 Down home. 942 00:57:38,197 --> 00:57:40,490 Country boys. 943 00:57:40,574 --> 00:57:43,744 950 00:58:00,135 --> 00:58:01,470 You figure it's the gun. 951 00:58:02,554 --> 00:58:04,514 00:58:16,026 Tell him, Rocco. 957 00:58:16,109 --> 00:58:17,444 Well, I want, uh... 958 00:58:17,527 --> 00:58:20,113 He wants more. Don't you, Rocco? 959 00:58:20,197 --> 00:58:21,949 Yeah, that's it. More. 960 00:58:22,032 --> 00:58:23,784 That's right, I want more. 961 00:58:23,867 --> 00:58:27,955 Here. Why don't you buy you and your friends some of those... 962 00:58:28,038 --> 00:58:29,790 McDonald's. 963 00:58:29,873 --> 00:58:31,625 - The burgers? - Yeah. 964 00:58:31,708 --> 00:58:33,335 - (scoffs) - JOHNNY ROCCO: You, do you know what you want? 965 00:58:33,418 --> 00:58:35,212 MCCLOUD: Yes, and I had hopes once, but... 966 00:58:35,295 --> 00:58:37,297 JOHNNY ROCCO: Hopes for what? 967 00:58:37,381 --> 00:58:40,509 MCCLOUD: A world in which there's no place for Johnny Rocco. 968 00:58:40,592 --> 00:58:43,595 Okay, soldier, you can make your hopes come true. 969 00:58:44,554 --> 00:58:46,473 But you gotta die for it. 970 00:58:46,556 --> 00:58:48,558 See where I'm aiming? Right at your belly. 971 00:58:49,601 --> 00:58:51,144 Go ahead, shoot. 972 00:58:51,228 --> 00:58:52,729 (whirring) 973 00:58:54,314 --> 00:58:57,067 - Your turn, Daddy. - HAROLD: All right. 974 00:58:57,150 --> 00:58:59,069 (music playing) 975 00:59:01,571 --> 00:59:03,115 00:59:39,985 You still got that warrant over your head? 989 00:59:40,068 --> 00:59:43,280 Lead detective died. Nobody gives a shit. 990 00:59:43,363 --> 00:59:44,948 Leon Overall had been a white boy, 991 00:59:45,032 --> 00:59:47,200 it'd be a whole different story. 992 00:59:47,284 --> 00:59:50,996 Hey, Harold, how 'bout you come around, talk to me over here. 993 00:59:58,795 --> 01:00:01,006 When are you gonna come back and work for me again? 994 01:00:02,341 --> 01:00:06,053 Got stuff of my own percolating. 995 01:00:06,136 --> 01:00:08,722 While you're waiting for that Maxwell House to boil... 996 01:00:29,826 --> 01:00:31,870 Hey, how much he give you? 997 01:00:34,456 --> 01:00:36,875 Like I'm a fucking Pullman porter. 998 01:00:36,958 --> 01:00:38,710 Man, it's $100. 999 01:00:41,421 --> 01:00:42,798 (music playing) 1000 01:00:44,174 --> 01:00:46,968 GIUSEPPINA: I need to see the lease. 1001 01:00:48,011 --> 01:00:48,929 Here you go. 1002 01:00:49,012 --> 01:00:50,055 Thank you. 1003 01:00:51,848 --> 01:00:54,267 Due per cento increase every year. 1004 01:00:54,351 --> 01:00:56,436 Six and a half years still. 1005 01:00:56,520 --> 01:00:57,562 Right? 1006 01:00:57,646 --> 01:00:58,855 - I like. - Yeah. 1007 01:00:58,939 --> 01:01:00,440 (song playing indistinctly) 1008 01:01:00,524 --> 01:01:01,775 It's Dionne Warwick. 1009 01:01:01,858 --> 01:01:03,985 Comes from right over here in South Orange. 1010 01:01:04,069 --> 01:01:05,529 I love Dionne Warwick. 1011 01:01:05,612 --> 01:01:07,072 Me, too. 1012 01:01:07,155 --> 01:01:10,075 I wonder where she gets her hair done. 1013 01:01:10,158 --> 01:01:12,911 Probably some fancy place in Beverly Hills. 1014 01:01:12,994 --> 01:01:16,415 I bet she pays $100. Oof! Marone! 1015 01:01:16,498 --> 01:01:18,750 I should move to Beverly's Hill. 1016 01:01:19,709 --> 01:01:21,837 Where'd you learn to do hair? 1017 01:01:21,920 --> 01:01:23,797 I learned from mia mamma. 1018 01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:25,549 - Mmm. - My... 1019 01:01:25,632 --> 01:01:29,010 She had a chair in the front room. 1020 01:01:29,094 --> 01:01:33,265 Women would come, and I sweep up. 1021 01:01:33,348 --> 01:01:34,307 And I watch. 1022 01:01:34,391 --> 01:01:35,809 Oh, how wonderful. 1023 01:01:35,892 --> 01:01:38,103 But that's not the life I want for me. 1024 01:01:38,186 --> 01:01:39,688 - Mmm. - Over there, 1025 01:01:39,771 --> 01:01:41,857 you get old so fast. 1026 01:01:41,940 --> 01:01:45,026 Ten children and a big, black dress. 1027 01:01:45,110 --> 01:01:46,736 You know, over there, 1028 01:01:46,820 --> 01:01:48,989 I wanted to be a priest. 1029 01:01:49,072 --> 01:01:51,992 - You mean "nun." - No, no, priest. 1030 01:01:52,075 --> 01:01:54,536 Nuns have to do what they told. 1031 01:01:54,619 --> 01:01:58,123 The priest is the boss. Capo. 1032 01:02:00,792 --> 01:02:03,295 So you never tried the convent, huh? 1033 01:02:03,378 --> 01:02:05,255 Not for me. 1034 01:02:05,338 --> 01:02:08,925 I could not stand the silence. No male. 1035 01:02:09,009 --> 01:02:10,343 No, yeah. 1036 01:02:10,427 --> 01:02:15,140 You wind up doing... push-ups in the asparagus garden. 1037 01:02:15,223 --> 01:02:16,349 You know? 1038 01:02:16,433 --> 01:02:18,477 (laughing) 1039 01:02:21,855 --> 01:02:22,731 What's so funny? 1040 01:02:22,814 --> 01:02:24,608 01:03:17,369 It spins out of control. 1062 01:03:17,452 --> 01:03:18,328 Ah. 1063 01:03:20,121 --> 01:03:22,582 We don't want to be pouring good money after bad. 1064 01:03:24,292 --> 01:03:26,503 Can you stop eating for one minute? 1065 01:03:28,171 --> 01:03:31,633 Finisci di mangiare poi stammi a sentire. 1066 01:03:31,716 --> 01:03:35,345 No capisce, but I'm all fuckin' ears. 1067 01:03:35,428 --> 01:03:37,889 So we're not going to buy it for me, the beauty parlor? 1068 01:03:37,973 --> 01:03:41,268 All I'm saying, I don't want us walking into a stupid situation. 1069 01:03:41,351 --> 01:03:42,644 You think I'm stupid? 1070 01:03:42,727 --> 01:03:44,604 Oh, let me ask you, what are you, on the rag? 1071 01:03:44,688 --> 01:03:48,108 Every time I say something you don't like, you ask me if I'm... 1072 01:03:48,191 --> 01:03:49,901 01:04:01,746 I find this place. Now the boiler! 1077 01:04:01,830 --> 01:04:03,999 Sweetheart, why are we arguing about fucking plumbing? 1078 01:04:04,082 --> 01:04:06,626 I always want to do right by you! 1079 01:04:06,710 --> 01:04:08,795 You know, I love you! 1080 01:04:08,878 --> 01:04:10,213 I love you more than you do you want it from me, do you want to understand it or not? 1081 01:04:10,297 --> 01:04:11,590 You know I don't speak Italian! 1082 01:04:11,673 --> 01:04:13,341 Maybe you should learn! 1083 01:04:13,425 --> 01:04:14,634 Oh, where you going? 1084 01:04:14,718 --> 01:04:17,053 To put on a robe. I'm cold. 1085 01:04:21,099 --> 01:04:23,143 (music playing indistinctly) 1086 01:04:38,617 --> 01:04:40,744 Better hurry up. Pot roast night. 1087 01:04:40,827 --> 01:04:42,579 Right. You know Wednesdays I gotta go home. 1088 01:04:42,662 --> 01:04:44,039 And what are you getting so pissy about? 1089 01:04:44,122 --> 01:04:45,999 Why did I make the sausage? 1090 01:04:47,334 --> 01:04:48,627 To make me happy? 1091 01:04:49,628 --> 01:04:51,087 Because I love it? 1092 01:04:51,171 --> 01:04:53,381 But it's not as good as Joanne's fucking pot roast. 1093 01:04:53,465 --> 01:04:55,425 Oh, you're digging at Joanne again. 1094 01:04:55,508 --> 01:04:56,593 I hate her. 1095 01:04:56,676 --> 01:05:00,263 Of course you do. It's only natural. 1096 01:05:00,347 --> 01:05:03,058 Go home and eat. I don't want the beauty salon. 1097 01:05:03,141 --> 01:05:04,351 No, vaffanculo. 1098 01:05:04,434 --> 01:05:05,769 Motherfucker! 1099 01:05:07,687 --> 01:05:09,481 You think you know everything! 1100 01:05:09,564 --> 01:05:10,440 (door opens) 1101 01:05:10,523 --> 01:05:11,483 (door slams shut) 1102 01:05:15,737 --> 01:05:17,822 (ice cream truck music playing) 1103 01:05:29,751 --> 01:05:31,169 (grunts) 1104 01:05:31,252 --> 01:05:32,587 (thudding) 1105 01:05:32,671 --> 01:05:34,381 Jackie, you drive stick? 1106 01:05:34,464 --> 01:05:35,924 - Fuck no. - I do! 1107 01:05:36,007 --> 01:05:36,883 TONY: You drive. 1108 01:05:36,966 --> 01:05:38,843 Grab his arm, hold him down. 1109 01:05:39,678 --> 01:05:41,179 Fucking punks! 1110 01:05:47,477 --> 01:05:49,437 ARTIE: We're gonna get in so much fucking trouble! 1111 01:05:49,521 --> 01:05:51,773 My father's gonna use the belt on me! 1112 01:05:51,856 --> 01:05:53,525 You little shit! 1113 01:05:53,608 --> 01:05:58,029 If anybody tells anybody about this, next time we use the belt. 1114 01:05:58,113 --> 01:06:01,741 ♫ Stand back, stand back, stand back, ♫ 1115 01:06:01,825 --> 01:06:07,580 ♫ It's my freedom Ah, don't worry 'bout me, babe ♫ 1116 01:06:07,664 --> 01:06:10,583 TONY: Oh! Come here! Free ice cream! 1117 01:06:13,002 --> 01:06:14,838 01:06:50,039 What's he want to be when he gets older? 1128 01:06:50,123 --> 01:06:52,459 Thinks he's gonna be a football player. 1129 01:06:52,542 --> 01:06:55,879 He's good. I don't think he's pro material. 1130 01:06:55,962 --> 01:06:57,589 What do you think, Dick? 1131 01:06:57,672 --> 01:07:00,592 Probably not. But who knows, he puts on a few pounds, 1132 01:07:00,675 --> 01:07:02,385 four years of college ball... 1133 01:07:02,469 --> 01:07:04,345 He should go to work for my cousin Frank 1134 01:07:04,429 --> 01:07:06,139 in the patio furniture business. 1135 01:07:06,222 --> 01:07:07,432 Here we go with that tune. 1136 01:07:07,515 --> 01:07:08,892 So maybe he's not a ball player, but Li, 1137 01:07:08,975 --> 01:07:10,185 you don't wanna step on the kid's dream. 1138 01:07:10,268 --> 01:07:11,603 LIVIA: You always take his side. 1139 01:07:11,686 --> 01:07:13,980 Look, you give him the best advice you can, 1140 01:07:14,063 --> 01:07:16,775 you lead by example, he'll make the right decision. 1141 01:07:16,858 --> 01:07:19,152 This kid's got what it takes. That's what I'm saying. 1142 01:07:19,235 --> 01:07:21,988 We all do things like that when we're kids, right? 1143 01:07:22,071 --> 01:07:23,823 Beat up the Mister Softee man. 1144 01:07:23,907 --> 01:07:27,118 If my Christopher grew up to be like Tony, I'd be goddamn proud of him. 1145 01:07:27,202 --> 01:07:28,870 I told him the other day, I said, 1146 01:07:28,953 --> 01:07:31,289 "You play football for a career, it doesn't last long. 1147 01:07:31,372 --> 01:07:34,292 You wind up an old crippled man by the time you're 32." 1148 01:07:34,375 --> 01:07:37,921 Bobby Piocosta, he's a junior, on Anthony's team. 1149 01:07:38,004 --> 01:07:40,340 He fractured his shoulder last week. 1150 01:07:40,423 --> 01:07:41,966 The mother was hysterical. 1151 01:07:42,050 --> 01:07:44,177 They had to take him to a specialist at St. Barnabas. 1152 01:07:44,260 --> 01:07:45,887 You think the school's gonna pay for that? 1153 01:07:45,970 --> 01:07:47,847 That's some Christmas present, huh? 1154 01:07:47,931 --> 01:07:51,392 Having your kid laid up. He can't help outside, hang the decorations. 1155 01:07:51,476 --> 01:07:53,186 He can't help shovel the walk... 1156 01:07:53,269 --> 01:07:54,395 (screams) 1157 01:07:58,399 --> 01:07:59,359 01:09:04,257 Oh! 1174 01:09:04,340 --> 01:09:07,927 You gotta give Dickie his meatballs and his noodles. 1175 01:09:08,011 --> 01:09:10,054 I'm Dickie's comare. 1176 01:09:13,641 --> 01:09:17,437 Dickie and his friends, they like their women to stay at home. 1177 01:09:17,520 --> 01:09:19,439 Don't go out. 1178 01:09:19,522 --> 01:09:21,566 Wait on them, hand and feet. 1179 01:09:24,777 --> 01:09:27,030 I'd stack my bread if you were my girl. 1180 01:09:28,740 --> 01:09:30,283 You want to have your own beauty parlor? 1181 01:09:30,366 --> 01:09:32,952 Knock yourself out. I'd even back it. 1182 01:09:33,036 --> 01:09:34,996 You want your woman to work? 1183 01:09:35,079 --> 01:09:37,290 No, but I'd be real proud of her. 1184 01:09:38,416 --> 01:09:40,543 Owning a business. 1185 01:09:40,627 --> 01:09:43,046 My mama used to take in the washing. 1186 01:09:44,714 --> 01:09:46,841 I always respected her for that. 1187 01:09:54,098 --> 01:09:58,311 Dickie says colored men don't have no head for making money. 1188 01:10:11,449 --> 01:10:13,701 Well, that's what we're gonna find out. 1189 01:10:16,079 --> 01:10:19,707 ["The Revolution Will Not Be Televised" playing] 1190 01:10:27,632 --> 01:10:30,969 GIL SCOTT-HERON: You will not be able to stay home brother! 1191 01:10:31,052 --> 01:10:33,262 Four, two, seven. 1192 01:10:33,346 --> 01:10:34,722 Box it for me? 1193 01:10:34,806 --> 01:10:36,683 You know, another nurse hit the number last night. 1194 01:10:36,766 --> 01:10:37,976 Big time. 1195 01:10:38,059 --> 01:10:39,852 Damn. Who was it? 1196 01:10:39,936 --> 01:10:41,938 What do I know, it was up in the First Ward. 1197 01:10:42,021 --> 01:10:43,690 It was, uh... It was St. Michaels. 1198 01:10:43,773 --> 01:10:46,693 That jinxes it for me. 1199 01:10:46,776 --> 01:10:48,403 GIL SCOTT-HERON: The revolution will not be brought to you 1200 01:10:48,486 --> 01:10:50,571 by the Schaefer Award Theatre. 1201 01:10:50,655 --> 01:10:54,158 And will not star Natalie Woods and Steve McQueen or Bullwinkle and Julia. 1202 01:10:56,285 --> 01:10:58,997 See, the law of averages say you got the same chance of hitting 1203 01:10:59,080 --> 01:11:00,373 as any two random people. 1204 01:11:00,456 --> 01:11:02,291 Yeah, but two people at the same time 1205 01:11:02,375 --> 01:11:04,085 don't have the same chance of winning. 1206 01:11:04,168 --> 01:11:05,586 That's the law of averages. 1207 01:11:05,670 --> 01:11:08,172 That's a fallacy, Ms. Johnson. It's all random. 1208 01:11:08,256 --> 01:11:09,799 You don't understand fate. 1209 01:11:13,386 --> 01:11:15,179 What do you got for me, professor? 1210 01:11:17,515 --> 01:11:18,516 See you tomorrow. 1211 01:11:25,940 --> 01:11:28,151 Tomorrow there'll be a brother here for the pickup. 1212 01:11:30,403 --> 01:11:32,321 No more whitey's cut. 1213 01:11:40,413 --> 01:11:41,873 What the fuck, man? 1214 01:11:45,418 --> 01:11:47,879 GIL SCOTT-HERON: The revolution will be live. 1215 01:11:52,884 --> 01:11:55,928 01:13:35,153 (U.S. national anthem instrumental playing on TV) 1241 01:13:45,371 --> 01:13:47,373 (snoring) 1242 01:13:52,795 --> 01:13:54,088 (car door opens) 1243 01:13:55,256 --> 01:13:56,299 (car door closes) 1244 01:13:58,509 --> 01:13:59,719 (grunts) 1245 01:14:01,470 --> 01:14:03,764 - CYRIL: Oh, shit! - PAULIE: Gun! 1246 01:14:04,432 --> 01:14:06,601 (grunting) 1247 01:14:06,684 --> 01:14:08,728 Where's Harold? 1248 01:14:08,811 --> 01:14:11,063 In your mother's fat guinea ass. 01:14:48,434 DICKIE: What about it? 1263 01:14:48,517 --> 01:14:49,602 (muffled) Fuck you! 1264 01:14:51,103 --> 01:14:52,730 (whirring) 1265 01:14:55,149 --> 01:14:56,108 Stop for a minute! 1266 01:14:56,192 --> 01:14:58,236 God damn it! 1267 01:14:58,319 --> 01:15:00,780 Oh! I don't fucking... 1268 01:15:01,697 --> 01:15:03,282 - So? - (groaning) 1269 01:15:05,284 --> 01:15:07,787 Harold! Harold McBrayer! 1270 01:15:07,870 --> 01:15:09,330 I asked you whose idea it was! 1271 01:15:09,413 --> 01:15:12,667 I told you! It was Harold! Nobody put him up to it! 1272 01:15:12,750 --> 01:15:13,876 Oh. 1273 01:15:13,960 --> 01:15:15,628 (groaning) 1274 01:15:16,879 --> 01:15:18,881 1282 01:15:55,251 --> 01:15:58,045 MRS. JARECKI: What made you think it was a good idea 1283 01:15:58,129 --> 01:16:00,506 to steal the answers to the geometry test? 1284 01:16:02,425 --> 01:16:05,803 I didn't study, and, uh, I needed to pass, 1285 01:16:05,886 --> 01:16:08,472 so I could stay on the football team. 1286 01:16:08,556 --> 01:16:09,890 You know, 1287 01:16:09,974 --> 01:16:11,892 you got Charlie Nodzak in trouble, too, 1288 01:16:11,976 --> 01:16:14,937 when you paid him for the answers. 1289 01:16:15,021 --> 01:16:17,398 Well, he was the only kid I knew on the mimeo squad. 1290 01:16:17,481 --> 01:16:20,276 Well, Charlie was on the honor roll. 1291 01:16:20,359 --> 01:16:22,445 And you're missing the point. 1292 01:16:22,528 --> 01:16:24,655 You know stealing the tests was wrong. 1293 01:16:26,907 --> 01:16:28,743 Yeah, I guess so. 1294 01:16:28,826 --> 01:16:30,578 But if you're gonna kick me out of school, 1295 01:16:30,661 --> 01:16:33,247 I mean, you should just do it, instead of us talking about it. 1296 01:16:35,624 --> 01:16:37,626 You talk a lot at home? 1297 01:16:39,879 --> 01:16:41,130 I don't know. 1298 01:16:43,341 --> 01:16:47,553 Well, your dad, for example, what does he talk to you about? 1299 01:16:50,806 --> 01:16:51,849 The lawn. 1300 01:16:52,808 --> 01:16:54,143 What about the lawn? 1301 01:16:55,394 --> 01:16:57,229 I don't know, 1302 01:16:57,313 --> 01:17:01,275 he goes to Yankee Stadium and he comes home and says our lawn looks crummy. 1303 01:17:01,359 --> 01:17:05,446 What about your mother? Is she someone who likes to talk a lot? 1304 01:17:07,323 --> 01:17:08,407 I guess so. 1305 01:17:10,993 --> 01:17:11,869 Well... 1306 01:17:13,037 --> 01:17:14,830 what makes her happy? 1307 01:17:15,581 --> 01:17:16,665 Happy? 1308 01:17:16,749 --> 01:17:17,958 My mother? 1309 01:17:19,210 --> 01:17:21,712 (school bell rings) 1310 01:17:23,464 --> 01:17:25,466 Let's go, Anthony. 1311 01:17:25,549 --> 01:17:28,844 MRS. JARECKI: I wonder if I could talk to you for a moment alone, Mrs. Soprano? 1312 01:17:29,845 --> 01:17:31,305 Well, it's gonna have to be fast, 1313 01:17:31,389 --> 01:17:33,015 'cause I'm parked at the hydrant. 1314 01:17:38,521 --> 01:17:40,648 MRS. JARECKI: On the basis of the Stanford-Binet, 1315 01:17:40,731 --> 01:17:43,275 he's high IQ, but you know that. 1316 01:17:43,359 --> 01:17:47,154 You can't prove it by me. He's got a D-plus average. 1317 01:17:47,238 --> 01:17:51,700 Well, that's because he doesn't apply himself, but he is smart. 1318 01:17:51,784 --> 01:17:58,541 There's a big difference between a smart person and a smart aleck. 1319 01:17:58,624 --> 01:18:03,796 I also administered the Briggs-Myer personality inventory just now, 1320 01:18:03,879 --> 01:18:06,215 and the results tell us, he's a leader. 1321 01:18:06,298 --> 01:18:07,425 (snorts) 1322 01:18:07,508 --> 01:18:11,137 "Enthusiastic, insightful, playful." 1323 01:18:11,220 --> 01:18:13,848 Ah, you're talking through your hat. 1324 01:18:17,017 --> 01:18:19,645 He did tell me one thing I'd like to share with you. 1325 01:18:19,728 --> 01:18:22,273 But it's gotta be fast, because I'm still at the hydrant. 1326 01:18:22,356 --> 01:18:23,983 Do you remember a children's book called 1327 01:18:24,066 --> 01:18:25,443 - Sutter's Mill? - No. 1328 01:18:25,526 --> 01:18:28,112 About the gold rush in California? 1329 01:18:28,195 --> 01:18:30,865 Yeah, maybe I do. Yeah? 1330 01:18:30,948 --> 01:18:35,077 He told me about a night your husband was... away. 1331 01:18:37,246 --> 01:18:39,457 And you got in the bed with Anthony and hugged him. 1332 01:18:46,922 --> 01:18:48,174 He said that? 1333 01:18:48,257 --> 01:18:51,886 No, his exact words were you "snuggled up close." 1334 01:19:00,269 --> 01:19:03,689 Yeah. Yeah, I remember that now. 1335 01:19:03,772 --> 01:19:06,192 You read to him from that book. 1336 01:19:06,275 --> 01:19:08,110 Long into the night, apparently. 1337 01:19:08,194 --> 01:19:10,446 He remembered details. 1338 01:19:10,529 --> 01:19:12,198 He didn't know the word "ingot," 1339 01:19:12,281 --> 01:19:14,575 and you explained it to him. 1340 01:19:19,914 --> 01:19:22,833 He said it was one of his best memories of his life. 1341 01:19:34,720 --> 01:19:36,639 ISOLA: Is that a hotel Bible? 1342 01:19:38,474 --> 01:19:40,309 I forget where I got it. 1343 01:19:41,310 --> 01:19:44,522 Baby, Cousin Cyril is dead. 1344 01:19:59,912 --> 01:20:01,330 (laughter) 1345 01:20:01,413 --> 01:20:02,873 JOHNNY: You're supposed to do an hour. 1346 01:20:02,957 --> 01:20:05,000 It's an hour on, ten minutes off. 1347 01:20:05,084 --> 01:20:07,920 DICKIE: All of a sudden youse two are only on 40 minutes and then disappear. 1348 01:20:08,003 --> 01:20:10,130 We don't know where the fuck you are. 1349 01:20:10,214 --> 01:20:12,800 We're off somewhere thinking, "What more can we do for Gentleman Dick and Johnny?" 1350 01:20:12,883 --> 01:20:14,426 JOHNNY: Don't get cute. 1351 01:20:14,510 --> 01:20:16,428 Where's Giuseppina tonight? 1352 01:20:17,555 --> 01:20:19,598 The movies with her girlfriend. 1353 01:20:19,682 --> 01:20:21,225 I would eat her shit. 1354 01:20:21,308 --> 01:20:22,434 Oh! 1355 01:20:23,727 --> 01:20:24,603 (groans) 1356 01:20:26,146 --> 01:20:28,190 You don't talk about her that way. 1357 01:20:28,274 --> 01:20:30,442 In fact, you don't talk about her at all. 1358 01:20:30,526 --> 01:20:31,777 Hey, take it easy! 1359 01:20:31,860 --> 01:20:33,779 - I love her. I love her! - 01:20:58,637 JOHNNY: Fuck! 1369 01:20:58,721 --> 01:20:59,930 (Frankie yells) 1370 01:21:10,274 --> 01:21:13,527 No, no, no! Frankie, Frankie, Frankie! Frankie! 1371 01:21:14,403 --> 01:21:15,321 No! 1372 01:21:16,655 --> 01:21:17,656 You mother... 1373 01:21:21,744 --> 01:21:22,661 Shit! 1374 01:21:33,047 --> 01:21:34,506 (tires screeching) 1375 01:22:09,833 --> 01:22:11,043 (clattering in the distance) 1376 01:22:44,785 --> 01:22:46,912 (sirens wailing in the distance) 1377 01:22:55,337 --> 01:22:56,964 Anthony, come eat! 1378 01:23:02,344 --> 01:23:03,762 There's my big boy. 1379 01:23:03,846 --> 01:23:05,931 Oh, cool, man, a hamburger. 1380 01:23:06,014 --> 01:23:08,600 I thought you'd like a change from a mortadella sandwich. 1381 01:23:08,684 --> 01:23:10,436 I made it special for you. 1382 01:23:13,188 --> 01:23:14,732 You look nice. 1383 01:23:14,815 --> 01:23:16,483 Aw. 1384 01:23:16,567 --> 01:23:20,070 Me and Aunt Mary are going to the city to see No, No, Nanette. 1385 01:23:21,030 --> 01:23:22,114 What's that? 1386 01:23:22,197 --> 01:23:23,866 Broadway. A play. 1387 01:23:23,949 --> 01:23:26,618 Shoes are killing my bunions. 1388 01:23:26,702 --> 01:23:29,163 You should go see Dr. Cuomo. 1389 01:23:29,246 --> 01:23:31,582 We don't go to him anymore. 1390 01:23:32,458 --> 01:23:33,876 We don't? 1391 01:23:33,959 --> 01:23:36,962 He said some very rude things to me. 1392 01:23:37,045 --> 01:23:38,172 Like what? 1393 01:23:38,255 --> 01:23:41,967 He wants me to take pills for my sleeping. 1394 01:23:42,050 --> 01:23:43,969 And... and other things. 1395 01:23:44,553 --> 01:23:45,471 01:26:15,287 You help her? Help her. 1442 01:26:15,370 --> 01:26:16,330 Well, spit it out. 1443 01:26:18,498 --> 01:26:20,542 You ever heard of this? 1444 01:26:21,877 --> 01:26:23,545 Yeah, so, what about it? 1445 01:26:23,629 --> 01:26:25,631 Well, my mom's been in a bad mood lately. 1446 01:26:25,714 --> 01:26:27,633 Lately? (chuckles) 1447 01:26:27,716 --> 01:26:31,178 The doctor said that this medicine could help her, but she won't take it. 1448 01:26:31,261 --> 01:26:32,721 So what do you want from me? 1449 01:26:32,804 --> 01:26:35,974 So I was thinking maybe you could talk to her. 1450 01:26:36,058 --> 01:26:37,434 What about your old man? 1451 01:26:37,517 --> 01:26:39,728 Nah, she's not speaking to him. He did something. 1452 01:26:39,811 --> 01:26:41,647 I see the way she looks at you. 1453 01:26:41,730 --> 01:26:43,899 Always sits next to you at dinners. 1454 01:26:43,982 --> 01:26:46,026 She bought you that fur hat for Christmas. 1455 01:26:46,109 --> 01:26:47,819 I never wear it. 1456 01:26:47,903 --> 01:26:50,948 I mean... she looks up to you. 1457 01:26:51,031 --> 01:26:53,158 And maybe you could get her some. 1458 01:26:53,241 --> 01:26:54,326 You need a prescription. 1459 01:26:54,409 --> 01:26:55,619 I can't get it in my own name. 1460 01:26:55,702 --> 01:26:57,120 I know you can get anything. 1461 01:26:57,204 --> 01:26:58,497 Don't be a wise-ass. 1462 01:26:58,580 --> 01:27:01,500 I'm not, I'm just saying it could make her happy. 1463 01:27:01,583 --> 01:27:02,793 Even Janice says. 1464 01:27:02,876 --> 01:27:04,169 Janice. 1465 01:27:04,253 --> 01:27:05,796 There's somebody we all want to take advice from. 1466 01:27:08,048 --> 01:27:09,049 01:27:27,985 Your sister's cunt! 1478 01:27:28,068 --> 01:27:29,361 Corrado! 1479 01:27:29,444 --> 01:27:31,571 JOHNNY: I'm calling an ambulance. God damn it. 1480 01:27:31,655 --> 01:27:33,532 Here you go. Here you go. 1481 01:27:33,615 --> 01:27:35,284 - Take my hand. - Cocksucker! 1482 01:27:35,367 --> 01:27:36,868 (laughing) 1483 01:27:36,952 --> 01:27:38,704 (groaning) 1484 01:27:38,787 --> 01:27:41,498 - (Dickie laughing) - (thunder rumbling) 1485 01:27:43,291 --> 01:27:49,297 ♫ No one here can love or understand me ♫ 1486 01:27:49,381 --> 01:27:54,886 01:28:21,663 Hey. 1496 01:28:28,837 --> 01:28:29,796 Mezzanine? 1497 01:28:30,547 --> 01:28:31,757 What the fuck. 1498 01:28:32,466 --> 01:28:33,425 What? 1499 01:28:34,217 --> 01:28:35,552 That medicine. 1500 01:28:35,635 --> 01:28:36,803 Oh... 1501 01:28:36,887 --> 01:28:38,805 You nervous Nellie, I got stuff to do. 1502 01:28:43,685 --> 01:28:45,437 Hey, hey, come here. 1503 01:28:45,520 --> 01:28:47,230 I want to show you something. 1504 01:28:55,113 --> 01:28:57,532 Holy shit. JBLs. 1505 01:28:59,910 --> 01:29:02,245 A pair of them are yours to take home. 1506 01:29:03,121 --> 01:29:05,290 Yeah, well, they're hot. 1507 01:29:05,373 --> 01:29:06,750 Eh, fell off a truck. 1508 01:29:07,542 --> 01:29:08,960 Far out, man. 1509 01:29:11,254 --> 01:29:13,048 Oh! 1510 01:29:13,131 --> 01:29:14,174 DICKIE: Ten-inch woofers. 1511 01:29:17,219 --> 01:29:18,553 I want to go to college. 1512 01:29:18,637 --> 01:29:20,305 I can't get caught with shit like this. 1513 01:29:20,388 --> 01:29:22,140 Okay, my friend Hesh... 1514 01:29:22,224 --> 01:29:25,310 says only goys and children pay retail. 1515 01:29:25,393 --> 01:29:28,313 This isn't wholesale, it's totally on the arm. 1516 01:29:31,566 --> 01:29:33,235 Look... 1517 01:29:33,318 --> 01:29:36,988 You want to be a civilian, I appreciate that. I'm all for it. 1518 01:29:37,072 --> 01:29:39,241 But pay attention to me for once, okay? 1519 01:29:39,324 --> 01:29:41,034 You take the speakers, right? 1520 01:29:41,118 --> 01:29:44,621 At the same time, you promise yourself these speakers are it. 1521 01:29:44,704 --> 01:29:46,289 Now, you say to yourself, 1522 01:29:46,373 --> 01:29:48,625 "This is the last time I'm ever gonna steal something." 1523 01:29:48,708 --> 01:29:50,043 And you stick to it. 1524 01:29:52,796 --> 01:29:54,131 It's that simple. 1525 01:30:13,108 --> 01:30:14,985 - (grunting) - 01:31:09,080 somebody gonna assassinate his lying ass. 1540 01:31:09,164 --> 01:31:11,208 Azalea, you got it! 1541 01:31:13,001 --> 01:31:14,794 Say, hey! 1542 01:31:14,878 --> 01:31:17,505 There's my farm boy from the Garden State. 1543 01:31:17,589 --> 01:31:19,090 - (chuckles) - Where's my tomatoes? 1544 01:31:19,174 --> 01:31:20,592 Brought you collard greens. 1545 01:31:20,675 --> 01:31:23,053 Ah, now you talkin'. (chuckles) 1546 01:31:24,930 --> 01:31:25,972 Sit down. 1547 01:31:26,056 --> 01:31:28,642 Have a hot chocolate and Baileys. 1548 01:31:28,725 --> 01:31:29,851 So, we square? 1549 01:31:29,935 --> 01:31:31,853 (woman) Ooh, Chanel. 1550 01:31:37,150 --> 01:31:37,943 Small bills. 1551 01:31:38,026 --> 01:31:39,319 You're doing good. 1552 01:31:39,402 --> 01:31:40,946 Soon I'll be in the stratosphere with you. 1553 01:31:41,029 --> 01:31:42,405 Call me Buzz Aldrin. 1554 01:31:42,489 --> 01:31:45,158 Well, Buzz, gonna hype you again. 1555 01:31:45,242 --> 01:31:46,910 State lottery's coming. 1556 01:31:46,993 --> 01:31:49,955 Your woman's not gonna be wearing French footwear very long. 1557 01:31:50,038 --> 01:31:51,581 Now, with smack, 1558 01:31:51,665 --> 01:31:54,834 you got white kids coming in from Long Island, New Jersey, 1559 01:31:54,918 --> 01:31:57,003 Westchester to the East Village, 1560 01:31:57,087 --> 01:32:00,382 paying 30 bucks to stick their arm in a hole. 1561 01:32:00,465 --> 01:32:04,261 Invisible person on the other side finds a vein, 1562 01:32:04,344 --> 01:32:05,595 shoots 'em up... 1563 01:32:07,472 --> 01:32:09,266 Should tell you something about the future. 1564 01:32:09,349 --> 01:32:11,768 You make a good point. We'll talk. 1565 01:32:11,851 --> 01:32:12,686 Thanks. 1566 01:32:15,689 --> 01:32:17,357 This week I gotta... 1567 01:32:17,440 --> 01:32:21,236 gotta do something about this guinea motherfucker or he'll do me. 1568 01:32:21,319 --> 01:32:23,071 Ah, DiMeo? 1569 01:32:23,154 --> 01:32:25,115 Nah, Dickie Moltisanti. 1570 01:32:26,658 --> 01:32:29,119 Controls the numbers, whole rest of Newark. 1571 01:32:29,202 --> 01:32:31,496 You maybe need an assist on the play? 1572 01:32:34,291 --> 01:32:36,835 Why would you want to do that for me? 1573 01:32:36,918 --> 01:32:40,046 I got my own issues with the Five Families. 1574 01:32:40,130 --> 01:32:41,923 I appreciate it, Frank, but... 1575 01:32:43,008 --> 01:32:45,176 Terms of the community. 1576 01:32:45,260 --> 01:32:47,053 I'd better do this myself. 1577 01:32:48,805 --> 01:32:50,140 01:33:42,525 ♫ Would you kiss-a my eyes? ♫ 1588 01:33:43,485 --> 01:33:46,112 ♫ To lay me down ♫ 1589 01:33:47,155 --> 01:33:50,408 ♫ In silence easy ♫ 1590 01:33:50,492 --> 01:33:52,410 ♫ To be born again ♫ 1591 01:33:52,494 --> 01:33:53,787 (laughing) 1592 01:33:55,163 --> 01:33:57,749 ♫ To be born again ♫ 1593 01:33:59,584 --> 01:34:01,336 ♫ To be born again ♫ 1594 01:34:03,546 --> 01:34:05,423 I'm so hungry. 1595 01:34:07,675 --> 01:34:10,053 I got news. 1596 01:34:10,136 --> 01:34:13,515 That beauty parlor? I took it over. 1597 01:34:15,642 --> 01:34:17,060 For me? 1598 01:34:17,143 --> 01:34:19,062 We'll be partners. 1599 01:34:19,145 --> 01:34:20,814 It'll be in my name, but you'll run it. 1600 01:34:20,897 --> 01:34:23,441 Exactly how you want it. I'll be hands off. 1601 01:34:25,693 --> 01:34:28,071 Oh! (laughs) 1602 01:34:29,864 --> 01:34:32,117 Oh, Dickie! (squeals) 1603 01:34:35,537 --> 01:34:38,832 ♫ If I ventured in the slipstream ♫ 1604 01:34:40,917 --> 01:34:44,254 ♫ Between the viaducts of your dream ♫ 1605 01:34:44,337 --> 01:34:47,424 ♫ And the ditch in the back roads stop ♫ 1606 01:34:49,092 --> 01:34:53,179 ♫ Could you find me? ♫ 1607 01:34:53,263 --> 01:34:58,268 01:35:30,758 You told me that a million times. 1618 01:35:30,842 --> 01:35:33,761 Yeah, so? Why the long face? 1619 01:35:35,388 --> 01:35:37,056 I'm all, uh... 1620 01:35:37,807 --> 01:35:39,476 intronata. 1621 01:35:39,559 --> 01:35:42,145 You're mixed up? Well, what are you mixed up about? 1622 01:35:43,855 --> 01:35:45,523 So many things. 1623 01:35:45,607 --> 01:35:48,151 Ten minutes ago, you were laughing like an idiot. What did I do? 1624 01:35:49,611 --> 01:35:51,446 The beauty parlor. 1625 01:35:51,529 --> 01:35:52,530 The beaut... 1626 01:35:52,614 --> 01:35:54,407 I thought that's what you wanted. 1627 01:35:54,491 --> 01:35:56,868 More than anything. 1628 01:35:56,951 --> 01:35:59,454 But now we partners in business. 1629 01:35:59,537 --> 01:36:01,372 It's like a marriage. 1630 01:36:04,459 --> 01:36:07,170 I'm alone so much. 1631 01:36:09,589 --> 01:36:11,090 I get lonely. 1632 01:36:13,218 --> 01:36:15,220 Maybe you didn't love me anymore. 1633 01:36:15,303 --> 01:36:17,305 Hey, if I don't love you anymore, 1634 01:36:17,388 --> 01:36:19,098 you won't mistake it for a maybe. 1635 01:36:23,019 --> 01:36:25,146 Someone else came along. 1636 01:36:30,693 --> 01:36:32,695 (voice breaking) I said yes. 1637 01:36:35,323 --> 01:36:36,324 Who? 1638 01:36:38,159 --> 01:36:39,827 Don't make me say. 1639 01:36:41,579 --> 01:36:44,499 What, you said, "Yes, come fuck me?" 1640 01:36:44,582 --> 01:36:46,834 Is that what you're trying to say? What else, yes? 1641 01:36:46,918 --> 01:36:49,587 It didn't mean anything, Dickie. 1642 01:36:49,671 --> 01:36:51,339 - I love you! - How many times? 1643 01:36:51,422 --> 01:36:52,507 I don't know. 1644 01:36:52,590 --> 01:36:54,050 You don't know? 1645 01:36:54,133 --> 01:36:55,885 So many times you can't remember? Who was he? 1646 01:36:55,969 --> 01:36:57,762 - I doesn't matter, it's over! - Who was he? 1647 01:36:57,845 --> 01:37:00,056 - I can't! - Tell me! Fucking tell me. 1648 01:37:00,139 --> 01:37:01,307 Promise you won't hurt him! 1649 01:37:01,391 --> 01:37:02,684 I don't promise anything, 1650 01:37:02,767 --> 01:37:04,018 but you don't tell me, it's gonna be worse. 1651 01:37:06,145 --> 01:37:07,188 Harold. 1652 01:37:09,857 --> 01:37:11,651 (exhales) 1653 01:37:26,374 --> 01:37:28,293 You fucked that murdering nigger? 1654 01:37:28,376 --> 01:37:30,545 But I don't love him, Dickie! 1655 01:37:30,628 --> 01:37:33,381 I love you! Please! Don't! 1656 01:37:34,173 --> 01:37:37,135 No, please! No! No! 1657 01:37:37,218 --> 01:37:38,803 (screaming) 1658 01:37:38,886 --> 01:37:40,263 (Dickie grunts) 1659 01:37:42,682 --> 01:37:44,434 (Giuseppina screaming) 1660 01:37:59,115 --> 01:38:00,992 (grunting) 1661 01:38:13,004 --> 01:38:13,963 Ah! 1662 01:38:55,421 --> 01:38:57,507 01:41:00,755 Yeah. 1693 01:41:02,048 --> 01:41:05,343 Maybe some of the things you choose to do... 1694 01:41:06,219 --> 01:41:07,804 aren't God's favorite. 1695 01:41:10,556 --> 01:41:12,642 What are you trying to say? 1696 01:41:14,101 --> 01:41:17,563 What do I know? I'm a murderer. 1697 01:41:23,110 --> 01:41:25,530 As far as your nephew goes... 1698 01:41:25,613 --> 01:41:29,909 may I make a brief suggestion for a nice Christmas present you could give him? 1699 01:41:33,788 --> 01:41:35,081 I'm listening. 1700 01:41:36,958 --> 01:41:38,835 Stay out of his life. 1701 01:41:47,802 --> 01:41:50,471 (Christmas carol playing on speakers) 1702 01:41:50,555 --> 01:41:51,722 It's damaged. 1703 01:41:51,806 --> 01:41:53,474 And you're out of line with your prices. 1704 01:41:56,394 --> 01:41:57,436 (grunts) 1705 01:42:18,791 --> 01:42:19,959 (phone line ringing) 1706 01:42:23,504 --> 01:42:24,839 DICKIE: Who is this? 1707 01:42:24,922 --> 01:42:27,717 Hey, Uncle Dick, it's Tony. How's it going? 1708 01:42:29,552 --> 01:42:31,095 There's a party tonight, and I was wondering 1709 01:42:31,178 --> 01:42:33,472 if we could get a couple cases of Rolling Rock? 1710 01:42:34,765 --> 01:42:35,933 Uncle Dick? 1711 01:42:36,017 --> 01:42:37,268 (line disconnects) 1712 01:42:38,936 --> 01:42:40,021 Uncle Dick? 1713 01:42:41,105 --> 01:42:41,939 Hello? 1714 01:42:44,859 --> 01:42:46,777 There's something wrong with his phone. 1715 01:42:46,861 --> 01:42:49,030 Your ass. Same as last time. 1716 01:42:50,615 --> 01:42:52,450 It doesn't have to be Rolling Rock. 1717 01:42:52,533 --> 01:42:53,868 Does he know that? 1718 01:42:53,951 --> 01:42:56,329 It's not about the fucking name brand. 1719 01:42:57,246 --> 01:42:58,664 Carmela, you got a dime? 1720 01:43:14,138 --> 01:43:15,014 JOANNE: Hello? 1721 01:43:15,097 --> 01:43:17,433 Hey, Aunt Jo. It's Tony. 1722 01:43:17,516 --> 01:43:18,935 Can I speak to Uncle Dick? 1723 01:43:20,561 --> 01:43:22,229 01:47:51,916 What "this"? 1781 01:47:58,631 --> 01:48:00,090 SILVIO: Night, Dick. 1782 01:48:09,058 --> 01:48:10,434 Dick... 1783 01:48:10,517 --> 01:48:13,562 The kid. I don't know what happened with you two. 1784 01:48:14,521 --> 01:48:16,273 But he worships you. 1785 01:48:16,357 --> 01:48:17,983 He's got so much potential. 1786 01:48:18,067 --> 01:48:21,320 Anthony, with that loony tune of a mother. 1787 01:48:21,403 --> 01:48:24,281 Johnny, who's in line for a personality transplant... 1788 01:48:24,365 --> 01:48:26,075 - What, I'm some kind of example? - What can I tell you? 1789 01:48:26,158 --> 01:48:27,451 You're his best shot. 1790 01:48:27,534 --> 01:48:29,703 Ah, I should never have let this happen. 1791 01:48:31,163 --> 01:48:32,289 Get in close. 1792 01:48:32,373 --> 01:48:34,333 Dick, he misses you. 1793 01:48:37,211 --> 01:48:38,045 What? 1794 01:48:40,923 --> 01:48:41,799 Nothing. 1795 01:48:45,928 --> 01:48:46,929 Actually... 1796 01:48:48,389 --> 01:48:49,515 that's it. 1797 01:48:56,063 --> 01:48:57,106 Nothing. 1798 01:48:59,525 --> 01:49:01,068 I'm not sure I follow. 1799 01:49:02,569 --> 01:49:03,862 Yeah, well. 1800 01:49:04,488 --> 01:49:05,406 Okay. 1801 01:49:07,074 --> 01:49:09,743 I know I shouldn't say this, but... 1802 01:49:09,827 --> 01:49:12,162 Anthony, he could end up somewhere. 1803 01:49:12,246 --> 01:49:13,789 Be on this thing of ours, even. 1804 01:49:25,759 --> 01:49:27,720 Tell him Holsten's, tomorrow. 1805 01:49:27,803 --> 01:49:30,306 - There you go. - Let me finish, for Christ's sake! 1806 01:49:33,350 --> 01:49:35,394 9:00 a.m. No later. 1807 01:49:36,437 --> 01:49:37,521 This is good. 1808 01:49:37,604 --> 01:49:38,647 Okay. 1809 01:49:38,731 --> 01:49:40,399 - It's all right, but it... - Okay! 1810 01:49:40,482 --> 01:49:41,817 It's over, go home. 1811 01:49:43,777 --> 01:49:45,112 The fuck am I doing? 1812 01:49:46,155 --> 01:49:47,448 This one's yours. 1813 01:50:32,868 --> 01:50:33,911 (silenced gunshots) 1814 01:50:41,168 --> 01:50:42,711 (footsteps depart) 1815 01:50:45,005 --> 01:50:46,465 (car door opens and closes) 1816 01:50:47,383 --> 01:50:49,259 (car drives away) 1817 01:50:52,221 --> 01:50:53,347 (woman) Help! 1818 01:50:54,473 --> 01:50:55,557 My God! 1819 01:50:56,392 --> 01:50:58,769 Mrs. Moltisanti! 1820 01:50:58,852 --> 01:51:00,896 (phone ringing) 1821 01:51:18,705 --> 01:51:20,040 Yeah? 1822 01:51:20,124 --> 01:51:21,291 (man over phone) It's done. 1823 01:51:22,084 --> 01:51:23,043 01:52:16,346 ♫ Whatever happened to Christmas? ♫ 1828 01:52:16,430 --> 01:52:21,560 ♫ To the Christmas way of living? ♫ 1829 01:52:23,645 --> 01:52:28,484 ♫ Whatever happened to the giving ♫ 1830 01:52:28,567 --> 01:52:31,737 ♫ The magic in the snow? ♫ 1831 01:52:35,532 --> 01:52:36,825 1842 01:53:58,323 --> 01:54:00,617 The guy I went to hell for. 1843 01:54:00,701 --> 01:54:02,828 ♫ Woke up this mornin' ♫ 1844 01:54:02,911 --> 01:54:05,455 ♫ Got yourself a gun ♫ 1845 01:54:05,539 --> 01:54:10,252 ♫ Your mama always said you'd be the chosen one ♫ 1846 01:54:10,335 --> 01:54:14,131 ♫ She said, "you're one in a million, you got to burn to shine" ♫ 1847 01:54:14,214 --> 01:54:17,301 Kevin, quit bouncing that ball. 1848 01:54:17,384 --> 01:54:19,136 Go do something useful, man. 1849 01:54:25,267 --> 01:54:27,102 Morning. 1850 01:54:27,185 --> 01:54:31,815 ♫ Your papa never told you about right and wrong ♫ 1851 01:54:31,898 --> 01:54:34,943 ♫ Hey but you're, but you're looking good, baby ♫ 1852 01:54:35,027 --> 01:54:36,945 ♫ I believe that you're a-feelin' fine ♫ 1853 01:54:37,029 --> 01:54:38,572 ♫ Shame about it ♫ 1854 01:54:38,655 --> 01:54:42,200 ♫ Born under a bad sign with a blue moon in your eyes ♫ 1855 01:54:42,284 --> 01:54:43,368 ♫ So sing it now ♫ 1856 01:54:43,452 --> 01:54:45,579 01:55:09,311 ♫ 'Cause you got that shotgun shine ♫ 1864 01:55:09,394 --> 01:55:10,937 ♫ Shame about it ♫ 1865 01:55:11,021 --> 01:55:14,566 ♫ Born under a bad sign with a blue moon in your eyes ♫ 1866 01:55:15,609 --> 01:55:18,362 ♫ Woke up this mornin' ♫ 1867 01:55:18,445 --> 01:55:21,281 ♫ Woke up this mornin' ♫ 1868 01:55:21,365 --> 01:55:23,700 ♫ Woke up this mornin' ♫ 1869 01:55:26,453 --> 01:55:28,455 01:56:05,659 ♫ Santa Anna, Santa Susannah ♫ 1879 01:56:05,742 --> 01:56:09,579 ♫ Saint Cecilia, Saint Copelia ♫ 1880 01:56:09,663 --> 01:56:13,458 ♫ Holy Sunday, Mary Angelica ♫ 1881 01:56:13,542 --> 01:56:17,254 ♫ Frater Acad, Frater Pietro ♫ 1882 01:56:17,337 --> 01:56:21,091 ♫ Julianus, Petronilla ♫ 1883 01:56:21,174 --> 01:56:27,848 ♫ Holy, Holy, Miroslaw, Vladimir and all the rest ♫ 1884 01:56:31,685 --> 01:56:39,109 01:57:17,147 ♫ How much weight? How much? ♫ 1892 01:57:17,230 --> 01:57:23,779 ♫ Then it's how long and how far and how many times ♫ 1893 01:57:25,071 --> 01:57:31,661 ♫ Oh, before it's too late? ♫ 1894 01:57:31,745 --> 01:57:39,377 ♫ Calling all angels Calling all angels ♫ 1895 01:57:39,461 --> 01:57:46,468 ♫ Walk me through this one Don't leave me alone ♫ 1896 01:57:47,427 --> 01:57:51,223 ♫ Calling all angels ♫ 1897 01:57:51,306 --> 01:57:55,936 01:58:32,973 ♫ What this all means ♫ 1907 01:58:34,933 --> 01:58:37,227 ♫ Oh, but if you could ♫ 1908 01:58:37,310 --> 01:58:41,398 ♫ Do you think you would trade in all ♫ 1909 01:58:41,481 --> 01:58:47,571 ♫ All the pain and suffering? ♫ 1910 01:58:50,115 --> 01:58:54,035 ♫ Calling all angels ♫ 1911 01:58:54,119 --> 01:58:57,914 ♫ Calling all angels ♫ 1912 01:58:57,998 --> 01:59:01,710 ♫ Walk me through this one ♫ 1913 01:59:01,793 --> 01:59:05,755 01:59:36,995 ♫ Don't leave me alone ♫ 1922 01:59:37,078 --> 01:59:40,957 ♫ Calling all angels ♫ 1923 01:59:41,041 --> 01:59:45,629 ♫ Calling all angels ♫ 1924 01:59:45,712 --> 01:59:49,132 ♫ We're cryin', we're callin' ♫ 1925 01:59:49,215 --> 01:59:56,139 ♫ 'cause we're not sure how ♫ 1926 01:59:56,222 --> 02:00:02,062 ♫ This goes ♫