1 00:00:02,541 --> 00:00:04,310 Our first iCarly episode as a couple. 2 00:00:04,410 --> 00:00:06,245 And since we are doing a Q and A with fans, 3 00:00:06,345 --> 00:00:07,980 here's a practice question-- 4 00:00:08,081 --> 00:00:09,482 Who's my girlfriend? 5 00:00:09,582 --> 00:00:11,584 Some gorgeous web star 6 00:00:11,684 --> 00:00:14,053 who locked down the hottest guy on her floor. 7 00:00:14,153 --> 00:00:16,020 It's me. 8 00:00:16,122 --> 00:00:17,390 Oh. 9 00:00:17,490 --> 00:00:19,625 I have never been happier. 10 00:00:19,725 --> 00:00:22,528 Well, except for maybe the time my phone was on one percent 11 00:00:22,628 --> 00:00:26,399 and then lasted the whole day, like Hanukkah... 12 00:00:26,499 --> 00:00:28,501 I'm kidding. Never happier. 13 00:00:28,601 --> 00:00:31,470 Me, too. Can't wait to tell the world. 14 00:00:35,341 --> 00:00:39,278 Okay, frisky, down to business. 15 00:00:39,378 --> 00:00:41,947 And we are live in five, 16 00:00:42,047 --> 00:00:44,950 four, three, two... 17 00:00:45,050 --> 00:00:48,321 Hey, and welcome to Tuesdays with Carly, 18 00:00:48,421 --> 00:00:50,889 our juicy Q and A we do every Tuesday, 19 00:00:50,989 --> 00:00:54,127 unless we forget like we did for the last five Tuesdays. 20 00:00:54,227 --> 00:00:55,594 As always, 21 00:00:55,694 --> 00:00:57,930 I'll take this opportunity to fold my laundry, 22 00:00:58,030 --> 00:01:00,666 which I have also forgot to do for the last five weeks. 23 00:01:00,766 --> 00:01:03,236 Okay, first question. 24 00:01:03,336 --> 00:01:05,738 "Carly, are you single?" 25 00:01:05,838 --> 00:01:07,840 I think I know the answer to this one. 26 00:01:07,940 --> 00:01:10,943 Pass. But in a nice way. 27 00:01:12,178 --> 00:01:14,012 O... kay. 28 00:01:14,113 --> 00:01:16,215 "Want to iCarly and chill sometime?" 29 00:01:16,315 --> 00:01:19,818 Prepare to be disappointed, Mr. Question Man. 30 00:01:20,586 --> 00:01:22,755 You mean watch old episodes of my show 31 00:01:22,855 --> 00:01:24,990 in a heavily air-conditioned room? 32 00:01:25,090 --> 00:01:28,461 I mean, that gets a big old "yes, please." 33 00:01:29,628 --> 00:01:31,364 Hey. Here's a question from... 34 00:01:31,464 --> 00:01:33,466 a totally real viewer. 35 00:01:33,566 --> 00:01:35,168 "Are there any recent, intimate developments 36 00:01:35,268 --> 00:01:38,437 in your personal life that you would like to share?" 37 00:01:39,838 --> 00:01:42,875 Yeah. Thanks for reminding me. 38 00:01:42,975 --> 00:01:44,677 Mm-hmm. 39 00:01:46,279 --> 00:01:49,215 I am completely, 40 00:01:49,315 --> 00:01:51,950 totally head over heels for... 41 00:01:52,050 --> 00:01:54,153 Aw, I'm already blushing. 42 00:01:55,454 --> 00:01:57,923 ...my new Smart Towel! 43 00:01:59,392 --> 00:02:01,727 I used to have to rely on my dumb old eyeballs. 44 00:02:01,827 --> 00:02:05,431 But when this baby vibrates, that means I am bone dry. 45 00:02:06,599 --> 00:02:09,234 Finally, dryness I can trust. 46 00:02:09,335 --> 00:02:12,371 For 15% off, use code DRYCARLY. 47 00:02:13,138 --> 00:02:16,775 I'm hurt, but I also want that towel. 48 00:02:19,778 --> 00:02:21,314 * I know * 49 00:02:21,414 --> 00:02:22,948 * You see * 50 00:02:23,048 --> 00:02:25,218 * Somehow the world will change for me * 51 00:02:25,318 --> 00:02:28,153 * And be so wonderful * 52 00:02:28,254 --> 00:02:32,591 * So wake up the members of my nation * 53 00:02:32,691 --> 00:02:34,260 * It's your time to be * 54 00:02:34,360 --> 00:02:36,962 * There's no chance unless you take one * 55 00:02:37,062 --> 00:02:40,466 * And the time to see the brighter side * 56 00:02:40,566 --> 00:02:43,101 * Of every situation * 57 00:02:43,202 --> 00:02:45,036 * Some things are meant to be * 58 00:02:45,137 --> 00:02:48,741 * So give your best and leave the rest to me * 59 00:02:49,975 --> 00:02:52,345 Carly. Carly. 60 00:02:52,445 --> 00:02:54,247 Carly, I know you can hear me. 61 00:02:54,346 --> 00:02:57,082 Can't talk. Too hungry. Must eat sandwich. 62 00:02:58,551 --> 00:03:00,519 But sandwich. 63 00:03:00,619 --> 00:03:03,456 First talk, then sandwich. 64 00:03:06,492 --> 00:03:07,860 I'm sorry... 65 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:09,295 ...but I don't want to just blurt out 66 00:03:09,395 --> 00:03:10,696 that you and I are together on some Q and A 67 00:03:10,796 --> 00:03:12,298 promoting the future of towels. 68 00:03:12,398 --> 00:03:15,834 So, you're saying you want to plan a big announcement? 69 00:03:15,934 --> 00:03:19,772 Ah! Of course you do! You're in the business of show. 70 00:03:20,539 --> 00:03:22,575 Yeah. Totally. 71 00:03:22,675 --> 00:03:25,478 That is exactly what I meant. 72 00:03:26,445 --> 00:03:29,114 We just need a special idea. 73 00:03:29,214 --> 00:03:34,185 The kind that takes a really long time to think of. 74 00:03:34,286 --> 00:03:37,956 Well, if you want special, imagine the following-- 75 00:03:38,056 --> 00:03:40,593 A 40-slide PowerPoint presentation 76 00:03:40,693 --> 00:03:43,329 of which I have already made 37. 77 00:03:43,429 --> 00:03:46,999 - We can do the last three... - together. 78 00:03:48,066 --> 00:03:51,036 Fun. 79 00:03:51,136 --> 00:03:54,106 Oh, here's a little something for my favorite sweet tooth. 80 00:03:54,206 --> 00:03:56,909 You know they can write on cupcakes now. 81 00:03:57,910 --> 00:04:01,780 Now that we've talked, can I just focus on my sandwich? 82 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:04,149 -Yeah. -'Kay. 83 00:04:10,589 --> 00:04:12,658 * * 84 00:04:12,758 --> 00:04:14,727 Spencer, you okay? 85 00:04:14,827 --> 00:04:16,428 Of course, why? 86 00:04:16,529 --> 00:04:19,197 -You said it was a matter of life and death. -And it is. 87 00:04:19,298 --> 00:04:21,399 'Cause I've been dying to show you something! 88 00:04:21,500 --> 00:04:22,901 Oh. 89 00:04:23,001 --> 00:04:24,770 I could be home doing nothing. 90 00:04:24,870 --> 00:04:26,872 Shay What?! has always been missing something. 91 00:04:26,972 --> 00:04:28,974 -Blooming onions? -Soap? -ADA Compliance? 92 00:04:29,074 --> 00:04:31,377 A bowl of pillow mints by the cashier? 93 00:04:31,477 --> 00:04:35,781 Did somebody say "possum"? 'Cause the answer's possum. 94 00:04:36,849 --> 00:04:39,117 Oh, good. I needed new nightmares. 95 00:04:39,217 --> 00:04:42,154 Possum Secret Handshake? I know this game. 96 00:04:42,254 --> 00:04:44,923 It put Raccoon Simon Says out of business. 97 00:04:45,023 --> 00:04:48,327 My buddy Socko opened an arcade and it closed a week later 98 00:04:48,427 --> 00:04:51,597 'cause he realized he hates loud noises and children. 99 00:04:52,431 --> 00:04:55,133 He lost his life savings, but I got a free possum. 100 00:04:57,670 --> 00:05:00,005 Who wants to have some fun? 101 00:05:00,105 --> 00:05:03,108 I do. I want to have some fun. 102 00:05:03,208 --> 00:05:04,843 Totally poss-some. 103 00:05:04,943 --> 00:05:08,647 Time to pay so we can start to play. 104 00:05:12,651 --> 00:05:15,253 My name is Janine. What's yours? 105 00:05:15,354 --> 00:05:16,422 Millicent. 106 00:05:16,522 --> 00:05:19,492 So nice to meet you, Milli-cent. 107 00:05:19,592 --> 00:05:23,662 I can tell that you are one strong, smart young lady. 108 00:05:23,762 --> 00:05:26,298 Go on... 109 00:05:26,399 --> 00:05:28,934 Something really awkward happened with me and Freddie. 110 00:05:29,034 --> 00:05:32,037 Oh, good, you two finally slept together. 111 00:05:33,138 --> 00:05:34,507 Shut up. 112 00:05:34,607 --> 00:05:36,241 He wants to announce publicly that we're a couple, 113 00:05:36,341 --> 00:05:37,643 but I'm not ready. 114 00:05:37,743 --> 00:05:40,379 What's wrong? It's the fedoras, isn't it? 115 00:05:40,479 --> 00:05:42,014 No, those are growing on me. 116 00:05:42,114 --> 00:05:45,384 Look, I just love being in our cozy bubble. 117 00:05:45,484 --> 00:05:46,852 It's just me and Freddie 118 00:05:46,952 --> 00:05:48,253 and not the whole Internet with their comments 119 00:05:48,353 --> 00:05:49,922 that seem nice but are actually sarcastic. 120 00:05:50,022 --> 00:05:52,825 Good thing you don't live for validation. 121 00:05:53,726 --> 00:05:55,127 Come on, Carly, 122 00:05:55,227 --> 00:05:57,329 you can't keep your relationship hidden forever. 123 00:05:57,430 --> 00:05:58,664 Or can I? 124 00:05:58,764 --> 00:06:01,099 Like those men with secret families. 125 00:06:01,900 --> 00:06:04,703 You want to be like men with secret families? 126 00:06:04,803 --> 00:06:07,540 Harper, I just want to stay in the bubble. 127 00:06:07,640 --> 00:06:08,874 I know. 128 00:06:08,974 --> 00:06:11,143 What if I show him how great it is in here? 129 00:06:11,243 --> 00:06:13,646 With an incredibly romantic date. 130 00:06:13,746 --> 00:06:15,448 In an incredibly romantic place. 131 00:06:15,548 --> 00:06:18,283 Like a roof. And what does one do on a roof? 132 00:06:18,383 --> 00:06:19,852 Get free cable? 133 00:06:19,952 --> 00:06:21,687 Have a picnic. 134 00:06:21,787 --> 00:06:23,656 I'm gonna have a super special picnic 135 00:06:23,756 --> 00:06:25,190 on the roof of the Bushwell. 136 00:06:25,290 --> 00:06:27,159 The place with the barbed wire and the sign saying 137 00:06:27,259 --> 00:06:29,327 not to go up there or an alarm will sound? 138 00:06:29,428 --> 00:06:32,230 That just makes it... forbidden. 139 00:06:33,566 --> 00:06:35,934 Excellent job, Mill-i-cent. 140 00:06:36,034 --> 00:06:37,436 With your coordination, 141 00:06:37,536 --> 00:06:41,006 you could be a better pilot than Sully Sullenberger. 142 00:06:41,106 --> 00:06:44,209 I know that, but it's nice to hear somebody else say it. 143 00:06:45,010 --> 00:06:47,345 Totally poss-some! 144 00:06:47,446 --> 00:06:49,848 Is that freaky possum talking to you? 145 00:06:49,948 --> 00:06:52,918 You bet I am, Har-per. 146 00:06:53,018 --> 00:06:54,953 How do you know my name? 147 00:06:55,053 --> 00:06:56,188 I'm always listening. 148 00:06:56,288 --> 00:06:59,124 Now, why don't you give me a try? 149 00:06:59,224 --> 00:07:02,828 If you beat my final level, you'll earn a hug. 150 00:07:02,928 --> 00:07:05,464 Bitch, I can get a hug anytime I want. 151 00:07:05,564 --> 00:07:06,799 No problem. 152 00:07:06,899 --> 00:07:10,402 Besides, you need rhythm to play this game. 153 00:07:10,503 --> 00:07:13,338 Oh, you will be hugging me. 154 00:07:27,686 --> 00:07:29,354 I need your help. 155 00:07:29,454 --> 00:07:31,023 Lose the fedoras. 156 00:07:31,123 --> 00:07:33,158 They're growing on her. 157 00:07:34,059 --> 00:07:35,961 Carly wants our couple announcement to be special. 158 00:07:36,061 --> 00:07:38,931 How many slides is the PowerPoint presentation? 159 00:07:39,031 --> 00:07:42,034 73 seven plus the three we're gonna do together. 160 00:07:42,134 --> 00:07:44,570 I can help you. But we have to go now. 161 00:07:44,670 --> 00:07:46,038 Now! 162 00:07:46,138 --> 00:07:47,706 -Why? -Because I'm quickly losing interest. 163 00:07:47,806 --> 00:07:50,375 Run, Freddie, run! 164 00:07:52,477 --> 00:07:54,479 * * 165 00:07:57,382 --> 00:07:58,751 Hey, I thought you were gonna tell me 166 00:07:58,851 --> 00:07:59,852 what I need for my announcement. 167 00:07:59,952 --> 00:08:02,521 Oh, right. I lost interest. 168 00:08:04,356 --> 00:08:05,924 Drones! 169 00:08:11,864 --> 00:08:14,700 I said, "Drones!" 170 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:17,102 I know, I'm waiting for you to say... 171 00:08:17,202 --> 00:08:18,937 something else! 172 00:08:19,037 --> 00:08:20,205 Picture it-- 173 00:08:20,305 --> 00:08:21,907 Tomorrow night, 100 of these bad boys 174 00:08:22,007 --> 00:08:24,109 in the Seattle skyline, spelling out 175 00:08:24,209 --> 00:08:26,879 "Creddie Forevvie" and forming a beating heart. 176 00:08:26,979 --> 00:08:29,281 Just like the opening credits of Frasier, 177 00:08:29,381 --> 00:08:30,849 but even more romantic. 178 00:08:30,949 --> 00:08:33,852 That does sound romantic. 179 00:08:33,952 --> 00:08:36,321 It's like a PowerPoint presentation in the sky. 180 00:08:36,420 --> 00:08:37,722 No, it isn't. 181 00:08:38,624 --> 00:08:39,991 I'll handle the drones, 182 00:08:40,092 --> 00:08:41,525 you handle my sister. 183 00:08:41,626 --> 00:08:43,428 But with respect! 184 00:08:45,197 --> 00:08:47,332 So you have 100 drones just sitting around? 185 00:08:47,432 --> 00:08:50,202 No, but I do have a credit card and a Walmart membership. 186 00:08:50,302 --> 00:08:51,570 Free delivery, baby. 187 00:08:51,670 --> 00:08:52,905 -Ooh. -And you know what? 188 00:08:53,005 --> 00:08:54,807 Yes, I will add a bath mat to my order 189 00:08:54,907 --> 00:08:58,677 'cause I have slipped so many times. 190 00:08:58,777 --> 00:09:01,980 Okay, drones. Yeah, let's do it. 191 00:09:02,080 --> 00:09:03,682 Tomorrow night, I will bring Carly 192 00:09:03,782 --> 00:09:05,117 up to the roof to surprise her, 193 00:09:05,217 --> 00:09:06,819 and livestream the whole thing for the fans. 194 00:09:06,919 --> 00:09:08,954 I mean, what could be more romantic than a roof? 195 00:09:09,054 --> 00:09:10,555 Our roof? 196 00:09:10,656 --> 00:09:13,125 With the haunted water tank, broken glass, and rat parade? 197 00:09:13,225 --> 00:09:14,693 Oh, yeah. 198 00:09:14,793 --> 00:09:16,862 The broken glass really catches the light at sunset. 199 00:09:16,962 --> 00:09:19,197 * * 200 00:09:20,833 --> 00:09:23,435 I hope Tinsley doesn't mind me missing her improv show. 201 00:09:23,535 --> 00:09:24,837 That sounds important. 202 00:09:24,937 --> 00:09:27,039 Nah, rich people are bad at comedy. 203 00:09:27,139 --> 00:09:31,109 I bet you're the funny one in your relationship. 204 00:09:31,209 --> 00:09:32,377 You land a joke 205 00:09:32,477 --> 00:09:35,147 like Sully Sullenberger lands a plane. 206 00:09:35,247 --> 00:09:36,615 Go on... 207 00:09:36,715 --> 00:09:38,784 Harper, it's my turn. 208 00:09:38,884 --> 00:09:40,653 But I'm so close to getting that hug. 209 00:09:40,753 --> 00:09:43,856 I want that hug. I need that hug. 210 00:09:43,956 --> 00:09:46,759 Look over there. It's Tinsley's improv team. 211 00:09:46,859 --> 00:09:49,061 And they're asking for suggestions from the audience. 212 00:09:49,161 --> 00:09:52,030 What?! No! 213 00:09:52,130 --> 00:09:53,498 Oh, no, you don't. 214 00:09:53,598 --> 00:09:55,634 -Hey! -Ahh! 215 00:09:55,734 --> 00:09:59,738 Okay, shoving a kid. Not my best look. 216 00:09:59,838 --> 00:10:03,075 Please, sweet child, have a turn. 217 00:10:03,175 --> 00:10:04,943 But make it fast. 218 00:10:05,711 --> 00:10:08,546 Mill-i-cent, you're up. 219 00:10:09,547 --> 00:10:11,717 I'm so glad you took my advice 220 00:10:11,817 --> 00:10:13,919 and broke up with De-rek. 221 00:10:14,019 --> 00:10:17,389 Now we have all day to play together. 222 00:10:17,489 --> 00:10:19,057 Wait, you broke up with Derek? 223 00:10:19,157 --> 00:10:20,525 Yeah. 224 00:10:20,625 --> 00:10:22,828 Janine thinks I can bag that kid from Young Sheldon. 225 00:10:27,032 --> 00:10:28,934 Wow, you're still playing this? 226 00:10:29,034 --> 00:10:31,003 Is that why you didn't come home last night? 227 00:10:31,103 --> 00:10:33,739 Yeah! Wait, what day is it? 228 00:10:33,839 --> 00:10:36,809 I don't care. Janine's the best. 229 00:10:36,909 --> 00:10:39,177 She's like a therapy session and a cardio workout 230 00:10:39,277 --> 00:10:40,378 all rolled into one. 231 00:10:40,478 --> 00:10:41,714 You should try it. 232 00:10:41,814 --> 00:10:43,816 But you got to get to the back of the line. 233 00:10:44,616 --> 00:10:45,884 I'm busy. 234 00:10:45,984 --> 00:10:48,420 And I refuse to make eye contact with that thing. 235 00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:52,057 I'm making a picnic for Freddie. I just need a few supplies. 236 00:10:52,157 --> 00:10:53,358 Like what? 237 00:10:53,458 --> 00:10:56,294 Uh, you know, just utensils, plates, napkins. 238 00:10:56,394 --> 00:10:58,196 And a blanket and food. 239 00:10:58,295 --> 00:11:01,266 But I have this killer basket. 240 00:11:01,366 --> 00:11:03,268 Where did you get that basket? 241 00:11:03,368 --> 00:11:04,903 It's yours. 242 00:11:07,505 --> 00:11:10,608 Forget college. I'm going to Janine University. 243 00:11:10,709 --> 00:11:13,211 Oh, we can be roommates! 244 00:11:13,311 --> 00:11:16,114 Hey, I really don't think that a grown woman should be 245 00:11:16,214 --> 00:11:19,484 this obsessed with a game recommended for nine-year-olds. 246 00:11:19,584 --> 00:11:22,220 It's nine and up. 247 00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:25,791 Harper, I think you should take a good hard look 248 00:11:25,891 --> 00:11:27,893 at your actions. 249 00:11:29,762 --> 00:11:32,230 Not my actions. 250 00:11:34,599 --> 00:11:37,535 Huh. Does Carly have a point? 251 00:11:37,635 --> 00:11:39,004 No, Har-per. 252 00:11:39,104 --> 00:11:41,807 Ignore the girl with the weird elbows. 253 00:11:41,907 --> 00:11:44,309 If you leave, I might get angry. 254 00:11:44,409 --> 00:11:48,781 And you don't want to see me angry. 255 00:11:50,115 --> 00:11:53,318 Now, who's ready for level 27? 256 00:11:53,418 --> 00:11:55,920 Totally poss-some! 257 00:11:58,556 --> 00:12:00,658 Hey, can I borrow a blanket? 258 00:12:00,759 --> 00:12:02,494 What's going on in here? 259 00:12:02,594 --> 00:12:04,797 Not sure what you mean. 260 00:12:06,264 --> 00:12:09,401 Spencer, are you trying to build a woman? 261 00:12:09,501 --> 00:12:11,870 Just watching the game. 262 00:12:11,970 --> 00:12:13,271 Did you see what happened with the ball? 263 00:12:13,371 --> 00:12:16,341 Kind of went wild... 'cause of the ball. 264 00:12:16,441 --> 00:12:18,911 Why are you being so weird? 265 00:12:19,011 --> 00:12:20,178 Weird? 266 00:12:20,278 --> 00:12:21,980 What are you talking about, mate? 267 00:12:22,080 --> 00:12:25,550 I'm just here with my miscellaneous aluminium drones. 268 00:12:25,650 --> 00:12:26,852 Why are you doing your 269 00:12:26,952 --> 00:12:29,054 Australian-hiding-something accent? 270 00:12:29,154 --> 00:12:30,555 Wait. 271 00:12:30,655 --> 00:12:32,390 Don't tell me that Freddie is planning on announcing 272 00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:34,259 our relationship with a drone. 273 00:12:34,359 --> 00:12:35,427 No. 274 00:12:35,527 --> 00:12:36,728 With 100 drones! 275 00:12:36,829 --> 00:12:38,696 I spent all afternoon programming them. 276 00:12:38,797 --> 00:12:40,232 No! Shut it down. 277 00:12:40,332 --> 00:12:42,000 It's too late. Freddie's up on the roof right now 278 00:12:42,100 --> 00:12:43,201 connecting the transmitter that sends the signal to-- 279 00:12:43,301 --> 00:12:45,871 Roof, transmitter... Good. Bye. 280 00:12:45,971 --> 00:12:47,539 Carly-- Come on. 281 00:12:47,639 --> 00:12:49,074 You forgot your basket! 282 00:12:49,174 --> 00:12:52,710 Say nothing if I can eat all the food. 283 00:12:52,811 --> 00:12:55,680 Oh, I'm gonna Yogi Bear the crap out of you. 284 00:12:57,015 --> 00:12:59,051 You can't have any. 285 00:13:00,085 --> 00:13:01,686 * * 286 00:13:01,786 --> 00:13:03,221 Hey, there, Carly Nation. 287 00:13:03,321 --> 00:13:05,991 We are livestreaming for an exclusive announcement. 288 00:13:06,091 --> 00:13:08,260 And just to fend off disappointment, 289 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:09,794 it's not a PowerPoint. 290 00:13:09,895 --> 00:13:11,864 There will be no slides. 291 00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:16,368 Carly? Hey. 292 00:13:16,468 --> 00:13:17,635 I was just about to bring you up here, 293 00:13:17,735 --> 00:13:18,904 but you beat me to it. 294 00:13:19,004 --> 00:13:21,639 What a beautiful gesture. 295 00:13:21,739 --> 00:13:24,076 Where's the transmitter? 296 00:13:24,176 --> 00:13:25,443 Over there. 297 00:13:25,543 --> 00:13:27,612 Wait, how do you know about the transmitter? 298 00:13:29,081 --> 00:13:31,884 I'm doing this for us. 299 00:13:32,784 --> 00:13:34,719 No! 300 00:13:44,795 --> 00:13:47,132 Stay... down! 301 00:13:47,232 --> 00:13:49,834 Stop! It's already dead! 302 00:13:51,836 --> 00:13:55,507 Yeah, don't mess with these delts. 303 00:13:55,607 --> 00:13:57,775 Right? These are delts? 304 00:13:57,876 --> 00:14:01,046 I planned a sick drone display to announce us, 305 00:14:01,146 --> 00:14:04,249 and you're up here acting like a dang roadrunner. 306 00:14:05,017 --> 00:14:07,285 Did you have an extra Capri Sun today? 307 00:14:07,385 --> 00:14:08,753 -No. -Mm... 308 00:14:08,853 --> 00:14:11,056 Okay, fine. Yes. 309 00:14:11,156 --> 00:14:15,928 But I just thought instead of a big, flashy announcement, 310 00:14:16,028 --> 00:14:19,031 maybe we don't announce anything at all. 311 00:14:19,131 --> 00:14:22,367 Wait, you don't want to tell people about us? 312 00:14:22,467 --> 00:14:24,937 Hold on, let me get my surprise. 313 00:14:25,037 --> 00:14:27,039 It'll explain everything. 314 00:14:27,139 --> 00:14:29,507 Well, maybe not everything. It's just a picnic. 315 00:14:29,607 --> 00:14:31,709 But it's a super cute one. 316 00:14:33,278 --> 00:14:35,580 Hey, um... I can't tell. 317 00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:38,883 Is this a "push" or "pull" situation? 318 00:14:38,984 --> 00:14:40,218 You moved the chair? 319 00:14:40,318 --> 00:14:41,653 Yes, it was in my way. 320 00:14:41,753 --> 00:14:44,356 Now let me focus. I'm trying to get this open. 321 00:14:44,456 --> 00:14:47,993 It locks automatically... from the inside. 322 00:14:48,826 --> 00:14:50,695 -So you're saying we're... -Trapped? 323 00:14:50,795 --> 00:14:51,964 Yes. 324 00:14:52,064 --> 00:14:54,466 Okay, let me just try one more thing. 325 00:15:01,373 --> 00:15:03,608 * * 326 00:15:04,609 --> 00:15:06,644 Spencer, you're finally here. 327 00:15:06,744 --> 00:15:10,448 Our friend Janine just threatened us. 328 00:15:11,283 --> 00:15:12,417 Which one's Janine? 329 00:15:12,517 --> 00:15:14,419 The possum. 330 00:15:14,519 --> 00:15:16,321 Oh, yeah. Ah! 331 00:15:16,421 --> 00:15:18,223 Socko mentioned this game got recalled 332 00:15:18,323 --> 00:15:20,725 due to threats of violence and an unsettling obsession 333 00:15:20,825 --> 00:15:22,894 with hero pilot Sully Sullenberger. 334 00:15:23,661 --> 00:15:26,531 Lower your voice. This is Janine country now. 335 00:15:26,631 --> 00:15:29,934 I'll lower my voice... in hell! 336 00:15:31,303 --> 00:15:32,537 Look if you're so worried about it, 337 00:15:32,637 --> 00:15:33,805 let's just go home. 338 00:15:33,905 --> 00:15:35,107 Food sucks here anyway. 339 00:15:37,142 --> 00:15:41,246 I wouldn't leave if I were you. I know all your secrets. 340 00:15:41,346 --> 00:15:43,581 And your credit card information. 341 00:15:43,681 --> 00:15:46,218 She could steal my identity. 342 00:15:46,318 --> 00:15:48,820 I wasn't ready to start over. 343 00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:50,522 Maybe you should. 344 00:15:50,622 --> 00:15:52,890 I never loved the name Millicent. 345 00:15:53,825 --> 00:15:57,195 Or maybe I could call up Tinsley and tell her, 346 00:15:57,295 --> 00:15:59,231 "I never want to see you again. 347 00:15:59,331 --> 00:16:02,200 Also, I shop at stores with the word 'barn' in the name." 348 00:16:03,801 --> 00:16:06,271 Okay, we got to kill this thing. 349 00:16:06,371 --> 00:16:08,673 I brought her in and I'll take her out. 350 00:16:08,773 --> 00:16:10,775 It's poss-o'clock somewhere. 351 00:16:10,875 --> 00:16:12,477 Hey, guys, 352 00:16:12,577 --> 00:16:14,646 I think we all said things we didn't mean. 353 00:16:14,746 --> 00:16:17,149 Let's just go back to having fun. 354 00:16:17,249 --> 00:16:19,117 Totally poss-some! 355 00:16:19,217 --> 00:16:20,485 Don't listen to her. 356 00:16:20,585 --> 00:16:23,188 Spencer, you haven't played with me yet. 357 00:16:23,288 --> 00:16:26,191 I have a special hug for you. 358 00:16:26,291 --> 00:16:28,060 Special hug? 359 00:16:29,094 --> 00:16:31,196 Maybe just a quick one. 360 00:16:38,036 --> 00:16:40,538 Totally poss-some! 361 00:16:40,638 --> 00:16:42,674 Oh! Okay. 362 00:16:42,774 --> 00:16:46,010 Tell my ten kids I love them! 363 00:16:49,781 --> 00:16:53,718 Not... totally poss-some. 364 00:16:53,818 --> 00:16:57,355 Wow, I always thought teamwork was a crock, but-- 365 00:16:57,455 --> 00:16:58,490 She's alive! 366 00:16:58,590 --> 00:16:59,957 I've got this. 367 00:17:00,058 --> 00:17:01,993 That possum was playing possum. 368 00:17:02,094 --> 00:17:05,763 Oh, I guess that's where the phrase comes from. 369 00:17:07,065 --> 00:17:10,368 I was your friend. 370 00:17:10,468 --> 00:17:12,670 Millicent, you saved me Oh...! 371 00:17:12,770 --> 00:17:15,006 If it looks like I peed myself in terror, 372 00:17:15,107 --> 00:17:17,909 it's actually something that's not bad. 373 00:17:18,008 --> 00:17:19,177 * * 374 00:17:19,276 --> 00:17:20,545 Help! 375 00:17:20,645 --> 00:17:23,781 We're stuck on the roof with no picnic! 376 00:17:23,881 --> 00:17:26,517 Not no picnic. I brought the napkins. 377 00:17:26,618 --> 00:17:31,022 Never mind. We have the napkins. 378 00:17:31,123 --> 00:17:33,725 Help! 379 00:17:35,660 --> 00:17:37,095 Don't-- 380 00:17:37,195 --> 00:17:38,696 I didn't say anything. 381 00:17:39,364 --> 00:17:40,998 No! 382 00:17:43,201 --> 00:17:44,802 I didn't say anything. 383 00:17:44,902 --> 00:17:47,305 You said it with your eyes. 384 00:17:47,405 --> 00:17:50,275 We can still do the best part of a picnic... 385 00:17:50,375 --> 00:17:51,776 sitting on the ground. 386 00:17:54,078 --> 00:17:57,449 Carly, why don't you want people to know about us? 387 00:17:57,549 --> 00:17:58,950 Are you embarrassed to be with me? 388 00:17:59,050 --> 00:18:01,719 Oh, my God, no. Not at all. 389 00:18:01,819 --> 00:18:03,988 I'm obsessed with you. 390 00:18:05,523 --> 00:18:08,593 When that fedora flew off your head... 391 00:18:08,693 --> 00:18:10,995 I was sad. 392 00:18:12,697 --> 00:18:15,967 Look, I was in a public relationship with Beau 393 00:18:16,067 --> 00:18:18,570 and then he dumped me during that live stream, 394 00:18:18,670 --> 00:18:20,605 and the Internet piled on. 395 00:18:22,207 --> 00:18:23,975 Guess I'm just worried that if we go public, 396 00:18:24,075 --> 00:18:27,044 I'll be opening you up to that kind of pain. 397 00:18:28,079 --> 00:18:30,315 Planning on dumping me anytime soon? 398 00:18:30,415 --> 00:18:33,785 No, of course not. 399 00:18:34,719 --> 00:18:37,189 I just really want to protect you. 400 00:18:39,424 --> 00:18:40,558 I don't know if you know this, 401 00:18:40,658 --> 00:18:42,194 but the Internet can be kind of mean. 402 00:18:44,229 --> 00:18:46,764 You don't have to protect me, okay? 403 00:18:46,864 --> 00:18:49,601 I can take whatever they throw at us. 404 00:18:49,701 --> 00:18:51,603 Or we can keep it a secret forever. 405 00:18:51,703 --> 00:18:53,305 It doesn't matter. 406 00:18:54,506 --> 00:18:56,274 I just want to be with you. 407 00:18:56,374 --> 00:19:00,345 You are everything I have ever wanted, 408 00:19:00,445 --> 00:19:03,348 and there's nothing that anyone on the Internet could ever say 409 00:19:03,448 --> 00:19:05,683 to make me feel differently. 410 00:19:05,783 --> 00:19:08,920 Because I love you, Carly. 411 00:19:10,322 --> 00:19:12,790 I'm in love with you. 412 00:19:15,927 --> 00:19:18,330 Thank God I brought these napkins. 413 00:19:20,632 --> 00:19:22,500 Someone's finally answering my texts. 414 00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:25,437 It's my mom. "FYI, your camera is on. 415 00:19:25,537 --> 00:19:28,573 And it's not a flattering angle for Carly's chin." 416 00:19:29,641 --> 00:19:31,409 I started streaming to show the drones 417 00:19:31,509 --> 00:19:33,211 and completely forgot. 418 00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:37,749 Hey... 419 00:19:43,921 --> 00:19:45,923 Wow, these comments are surprisingly nice. 420 00:19:46,023 --> 00:19:47,225 Yeah. 421 00:19:47,325 --> 00:19:48,460 "It's about time." 422 00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:49,694 "I want what you have." 423 00:19:49,794 --> 00:19:51,363 "This is blowing my mind. 424 00:19:51,463 --> 00:19:53,265 I'm definitely not clicking away as fast as humanly possible." 425 00:19:53,365 --> 00:19:55,233 -Aw... -I think they're being sarcastic. 426 00:19:55,333 --> 00:19:56,768 Aw. 427 00:19:58,703 --> 00:20:00,738 Screw the bubble. 428 00:20:00,838 --> 00:20:02,874 I want the world to know. 429 00:20:10,715 --> 00:20:12,650 I love you, Freddie Benson. 430 00:20:22,827 --> 00:20:24,262 The drones. 431 00:20:24,362 --> 00:20:25,830 I guess destroying the transmitter didn't work. 432 00:20:25,930 --> 00:20:27,399 But they're making some kind of picture. 433 00:20:27,499 --> 00:20:29,000 Yeah, they're spelling out "Creddie Forevvie" 434 00:20:29,100 --> 00:20:31,235 -with a beating heart. -Huh. 435 00:20:31,336 --> 00:20:33,471 Doesn't really look like a heart. 436 00:20:33,571 --> 00:20:35,907 It's kind of weird, it-it looks more like a microphone. 437 00:20:36,007 --> 00:20:39,243 Yeah, or a horizontal lighthouse. 438 00:20:41,078 --> 00:20:43,381 I think I know what it is. 439 00:20:43,481 --> 00:20:45,317 -It's a... -Oh, no. 440 00:20:45,417 --> 00:20:47,218 It's definitely not that. 441 00:20:47,919 --> 00:20:49,521 Oh, yeah, I see it now. 442 00:20:50,488 --> 00:20:53,358 The drones must have gone back to their default formation. 443 00:20:53,458 --> 00:20:54,692 But why would it be that? 444 00:20:54,792 --> 00:20:55,993 Well, because probably Spencer decided 445 00:20:56,093 --> 00:20:57,995 to test the drones by making a huge-- 446 00:20:58,095 --> 00:20:59,431 Oh, damn! 447 00:20:59,531 --> 00:21:01,899 My lighthouse is on its side. 448 00:21:02,667 --> 00:21:05,903 Can we just go back to you telling me you love me? 449 00:21:06,003 --> 00:21:08,840 Yeah, I thought you'd never ask. I love you. 450 00:21:15,780 --> 00:21:17,982 -Is it... -Throbbing? 451 00:21:18,082 --> 00:21:21,719 -Yep. -Okay, now I really see it. 452 00:21:26,290 --> 00:21:28,526 * * 453 00:21:28,626 --> 00:21:30,328 Thanks for bringing champagne. 454 00:21:30,428 --> 00:21:33,465 You didn't happen to see a sick fedora on the street, did you? 455 00:21:33,565 --> 00:21:35,767 We'll get you a new one. 456 00:21:36,768 --> 00:21:38,636 And thanks for finally rescuing us. 457 00:21:38,736 --> 00:21:40,271 Oh, yeah. Sorry I didn't hear my phone. 458 00:21:40,372 --> 00:21:42,006 It was for totally normal reasons. 459 00:21:42,106 --> 00:21:43,875 Unrelated, does anyone know where I can dump 460 00:21:43,975 --> 00:21:45,777 a giant possum corpse? 461 00:21:46,844 --> 00:21:49,514 Cheers to publicly declaring your love. 462 00:21:49,614 --> 00:21:51,048 - Cheers. - Oh... 463 00:21:51,148 --> 00:21:53,250 So that's where my chair is. 464 00:21:53,351 --> 00:21:54,419 No! 465 00:22:00,024 --> 00:22:02,259 * * 466 00:22:25,316 --> 00:22:26,551 Ooh!