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<i>Building a better Texas.</i>

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<i>Now, from your 24-hour news service,</i>
<i>this is</i> Good Morning Austin.

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<i>People in the Southwest are looking
for relief from a deadly heat wave.</i>

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<i>A few areas, like Fort Worth, Texas,
and parts of Oklahoma, saw rain Monday</i>

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<i>for the first time in a long time.</i>

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<i>But for most,
the month-long drought continues.</i>

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<i>- NBC's Cummins reports.</i>
- [dog barking]

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[flies buzzing]

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[dog barking and growling]

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[phone ringing]

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[coffee percolating]

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[ringing continues]

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[Robin on recording]
<i>You've reached the Murray O'Hairs.</i>

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<i>- Leave a message.</i>
- [answering machine beeps]

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[Luke] <i>Hey, it's Luke.</i>
<i>It's, uh, 10:00. Where are you?</i>

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<i>Everyone's here.</i>

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[answering machine clicks]

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- [door opens]
- [dogs barking]

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Hey, y'all.
Gonna be a scorcher today.

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Phew!

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{\an8}[Robin] Where are we?
[Madalyn] I don't know.

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{\an8}[Garth grunts]

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[Robin] Grandma?

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[Madalyn] It's all right, Red.
We're gonna get out of this.

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- Garth?
- [Garth] Yes, Mother.

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Did you get a good look at anybody?
Recognize anyone?

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- [Garth] No, Mother.
- [Madalyn sighs]

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[Robin] Shh.
I think someone's coming.

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Check their restraints.

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[Madalyn] You wanna tell us
what the hell we're doin' here?

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[man] Shut up.

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[Madalyn] You're tellin' me to shut up?

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I don't think you know whose weeds
you're pissing in, buddy.

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- I said shut up.
- [Madalyn] I heard you.

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I chose to ignore you.

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Who are you working for, huh?

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Did Jerry Falwell put you up to this, huh?
The Baptists, that it?

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- [Garth whispers] Mother, please.
- I think we're good.

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All right, let's go.

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[Madalyn] Cocksuckers,
you're not gonna get away with this!

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[shouting] Don't you know who I am?

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[softly] God damn it.

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{\an8}-[dogs barking]
- [indistinct radio chatter]

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So, Mr. Collier,
you say the cars are gone now.

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Shouldn't they just be in them?

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[Roy] The door was open,
breakfast on the table,

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- and they'd never leave without the dogs.
- [man] Mmm-hmm.

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And you say that this lady lives here
with her son and his daughter?

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Yes. Uh, no.
The granddaughter's from her other son.

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It's an interesting living arrangement.

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Wait a minute.

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Madalyn Murray O'Hair.
That's who we're talking about here?

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Are you sure that this isn't just another
one of her publicity stunts?

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Aren't you even gonna take
any fingerprints, sir?

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[smacks lips] Mr. Collier, this is Texas.

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Not against the law to go missing here.

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{\an8}[Madalyn] Garth, I loosened it.
I loosened it.

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{\an8}Come here. Give me your hands.
Give me your hands.

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- [Garth] What are you...
- Give me your hands.

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Just get it untied. That's...

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[Garth] I... I can't.
[Madalyn] You can do it.

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- [Garth] Oh, my God. It's really...
- That's it. That's it.

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[Garth] What kind of knot is that?

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[Madalyn] Come on.
You can do it.

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[Garth] Well, get closer to me, then.

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- [Madalyn] Oh, all right.
- [Garth grunts]

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[Garth] Jesus!
[Madalyn] Come on.

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[Garth] Oh. Almost.
I almost got...

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[Madalyn] Come on.
[Garth pants] No, I... No, it's not...

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- It's useless. It's not gonna happen.
- Jesus, Mary and Joseph!

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I knew I should have sent you
to fucking Boy Scouts.

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[Garth] I don't know what you think
you're gonna do anyway.

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They both have guns.

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[Madalyn sighs]
If we could get these hoods off,

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we might have a better idea
of what we're dealing with.

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[Garth grunts]

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- Come on. Try again.
- [Garth] No.

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- [Madalyn] Come on, Garthy...
- No, stop it.

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[Madalyn] Don't you disobey your mother!

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[Garth] Or what, you're gonna
take me over your knee?

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[Madalyn] Yes, I just might...
[Robin] Stop it, both of you!

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[Madalyn sighing]

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[Madalyn softly]
God damn it, I have to pee.

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Hey, people!

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If you don't let me out of here,
I'm gonna piss all over your floor!

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[sighs] Lady, you're gonna
need to calm down.

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[Madalyn] Calm down?
You want me to calm down, shit for brains?

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In case you hadn't noticed,
we've got bags over our heads,

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we're all tied up and I gotta pee!

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You do what we say and everyone
gets out of here safe and sound.

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[Madalyn] Oh, now that sounds
like the big man in charge.

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Is that the big man in charge?

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Get this goddamn thing off of my head
and show me who you are.

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You think you got
the balls to take me on?

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[softly] Jesus Christ.

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[Madalyn] What?
What's going on?

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- Garth, what's going on?
- [Garth sighs]

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- Oh, my God.
- Robin.

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[Madalyn] Oh, my God,
is that who I think it is?

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Fuck.

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[sighs]

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Hello, Madalyn.

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- [line ringing]
- [indistinct chatter]

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- [Bill] <i>This is Bill Murray.</i>
- Bill, it's Roy. Roy Collier.

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What do you want?

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<i>It's your mom... and Robin and Garth.</i>

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<i>They've disappeared.</i>

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I just saw them in Dallas.

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<i>I'm not kidding.</i>

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<i>The police said that in order for somebody
to officially be considered missing,</i>

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<i>they need somebody in the family
to file a report.</i>

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Why would I do that?

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Besides, they're probably off
on some crazy trip again.

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<i>- No, this is different, Bill.</i>
- Roy...

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you know they're not in my life anymore.

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And, frankly,
I'd like to keep it that way.

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Okay?

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<i>Bill...</i>

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Ferguson...

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I need those 600 words
on the Alamo anniversary by 5:00.

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Relax, man. It's the same story I wrote
last year and the year before that.

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Well, can't help it
if nothing ever happens in San Antonio.

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No, plenty happens in San Antonio.
I just don't get to write about it.

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- Where you going?
- [phone ringing]

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[sighs] Shit.

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- Jack Ferguson.
- [Roy] <i>This is the reporter?</i>

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On a good day.

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<i>You know Madalyn Murray O'Hair?
She's disappeared.</i>

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Madalyn Murray O'Hair?

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<i>The damn cops won't do anything.</i>

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<i>Only thing I could think to do
was call a reporter.</i>

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- Who's this?
<i>- Name's Roy. But I gotta go.</i>

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<i>If you wanna know more,
come by 1682 Greystone Drive tonight.</i>

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- What...
<i>- I'll be there.</i>

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- [dial tone]
- Hello?

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[gospel music playing faintly on radio]

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[Pup] Madalyn?

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Bless this food to our use...

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and us to thy service.

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- Amen.
- [Mrs. Murray] Amen.

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Now, I don't suppose
you found a job today?

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[Madalyn] I had an interview.

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But I didn't get a law degree
to be a damn receptionist.

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[chuckles] You'd be lucky
to be someone's receptionist.

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If I were you, I'd start praying.

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How do you put up with him, Mother?

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The question is, how do I tolerate you?

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Living here for free.

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- Bringing a bastard into my house.
- Pup!

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Don't you ever call my son that.

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Sweetie, why don't you just take
your dinner and go on to our room? Hmm?

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[Pup] I am sorry, Billy Boy.

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I was just trying to make a point
about your momma, huh?

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I've got a point I'd like to make.

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What else is new?

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No, this is important.

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Got an announcement.

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Getting another grandchild.

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That's right. Your precious daughter's
got herself knocked up again.

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- Oh, honey, no.
- Yeah.

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And the guy's kicked me to the curb again,
saying it's not his,

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when I know for a fact
it absolutely is his.

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You're an embarrassment.

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That's right.
That's right.

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Walk away.

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Just like they did.

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[door opens and slams]

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[sighs]

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I'm sorry, Mother.

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- You wanna tell me what happened?
- I don't know. Condom broke?

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You sure you wanna keep it?

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I mean, I can take care of Pup,
and you know how he loves little Bill,

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and hopefully he'll come around.

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He's right.

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I got a law degree and no job,
and a kid and no husband.

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The only thing I do have is judgment.
I get plenty of that.

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Maddy, you made a couple of mistakes,
that's all.

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You know, I see these housewives
in their identical homes

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with their identical lives, and...

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They disgust me, but sometimes I...

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I wish I could be like that,
wish I could live like that.

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But I can't.

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I don't know what to tell you.

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Mom, just lie to me.

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- Tell me everything's gonna be all right.
- Oh...

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Well, I could be a secretary.

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[scoffs]

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Telephone operator.

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You could sell Avon like Ms. Wright.

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- [chuckles]
- [protestors chanting indistinctly]

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We're just too damn smart for these hicks.

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- [chanting] We will fight!
- [young Bill] What's going on?

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I'll bet they're going
to the White Tower restaurant.

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Why?

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Well, Billy Boy... [sighs]

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not all people are treated the same
in this world.

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Because they're non...

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- Noncon...
- Nonconformist?

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- Yeah.
- Well, you could say that, I guess.

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White Tower won't serve Negroes...
so they're protesting.

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And if they protest, will that make
the White Tower serve them?

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[scoffing]

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No, the owners of that place
are damn racists.

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Makes me so mad.

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I bet they call themselves
Christians, too.

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Grandpa says you might find a job
if you were more Christian.

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Ah, your grandpa's full of crap.

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Grandpa says you're the one full of crap.

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Excuse me?

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Well, you're always going on
about what's wrong with people,

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but you don't do anything about it.

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You just complain.

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[news theme playing]

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[newscaster] <i>Close to 100 demonstrators</i>

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<i>stepped out to protest
the whites-only policy</i>

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<i>of the White Tower restaurant
in downtown Baltimore.</i>

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<i>The activists were met
with some resistance</i>

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<i>from supporters of segregation.</i>

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[woman] <i>I think that, uh, as much</i>
<i>as we regret it, integration is here,</i>

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<i>and I would like to be able to do
as much as I can to prevent it coming.</i>

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[newscaster] <i>But one white woman</i>
<i>and her son actually showed up</i>

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<i>to march with the Negroes.</i>

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<i>The owners of the White Tower restaurant
should be ashamed of themselves.</i>

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<i>This is Baltimore, not Nazi Germany.</i>

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[newscaster] <i>And what about you,</i>
<i>young man? Why are you here?</i>

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[young Bill] <i>I'm here</i>
<i>because I don't like racists,</i>

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<i>and because I'm a nonconformist
like my mom.</i>

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That's my boy.

230
00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:04,266
What were you thinking?

231
00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:06,109
I was trying to teach
your grandson a lesson.

232
00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:08,270
"Judge not, lest ye be judged."

233
00:12:08,353 --> 00:12:10,313
What about the neighbors?

234
00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:13,483
What do you care
what nosy old Mrs. Mosley thinks?

235
00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:16,569
You really are one selfish SOB.

236
00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:19,697
Just 'cause you read
the goddamn Bible every night,

237
00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:22,992
you think you're
so high and mighty and moral,

238
00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:24,827
when there are people out there

239
00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:27,204
who are actually,
really, truly suffering...

240
00:12:27,289 --> 00:12:29,489
- You know, I've got some cold cuts...
- Mother, it's all...

241
00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:33,252
You have no right
to lecture me about morality.

242
00:12:33,336 --> 00:12:37,089
You can take your morals
and shove them up your ass.

243
00:12:37,173 --> 00:12:39,216
May the Lord have mercy
on your soul, Madalyn.

244
00:12:39,301 --> 00:12:42,136
Ooh, the Lord.
I'm quaking in my boots.

245
00:12:42,219 --> 00:12:44,806
Where was the Lord
when I got knocked up, huh?

246
00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:46,683
Where is the Lord now?

247
00:12:49,226 --> 00:12:51,688
[newscaster continues indistinctly]

248
00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:54,857
[Madalyn] What, Mother?

249
00:12:59,362 --> 00:13:03,032
<i>I believe we need
a spiritual revolution in America.</i>

250
00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:06,035
<i>We need a revolt against materialism,</i>

251
00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:08,204
<i>a revolt against crime,</i>

252
00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:11,416
<i>a revolt against the emphasis on sex,</i>

253
00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:12,875
<i>a revolt against the sins...</i>

254
00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:16,045
[Madalyn] It's like I keep telling you,
it's just case after case down there.

255
00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:17,189
[Mrs. Murray] Such a shame.

256
00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:19,757
{\an8}And then I've got
this Negro girl with a baby,

257
00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:22,552
{\an8}who got thrown out of her home,
and there is no place to put her.

258
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:23,761
{\an8}I mean, no place whatsoever.

259
00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:24,905
{\an8}-We have looked...
- [Bill] Mom.

260
00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:27,056
Just a sec, Bill.

261
00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:29,934
No idea why I went into social work.

262
00:13:30,017 --> 00:13:31,894
I thought I could help people.

263
00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:33,605
But I can't.
There's too much red tape...

264
00:13:33,688 --> 00:13:35,147
- [Bill] Mom!
- Jesus, Mary and Joseph.

265
00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:36,691
I said, "Just a sec."

266
00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:40,612
Now you be good for Grandma, right, Garth?

267
00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:44,949
[Billy Graham] <i>You can find everything</i>
<i>that you've been searching for in Christ.</i>

268
00:13:45,032 --> 00:13:49,120
And I'd better not come home and find
my son watching that claptrap with you.

269
00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:51,414
I don't want him getting any ideas.

270
00:14:00,297 --> 00:14:01,924
I'm gonna get in trouble again.

271
00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:04,093
Well, it's not my fault
you missed the bus.

272
00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:09,974
Okay. All right, I'll talk to the teacher
if I have to, okay?

273
00:14:11,058 --> 00:14:14,896
[students] Our Father, who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name...

274
00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:16,981
- We are not making a habit of this.
- I know.

275
00:14:17,064 --> 00:14:18,542
- You've gotta start getting up earlier.
- I know.

276
00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:20,234
What the hell is that?

277
00:14:20,317 --> 00:14:21,998
Oh, don't tell me
that's the Lord's Prayer.

278
00:14:22,069 --> 00:14:23,405
- Yeah.
- What are you...

279
00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:26,658
- You gotta be kidding me.
- They make us say it every day.

280
00:14:26,741 --> 00:14:28,535
- They make you read the Bible, too?
- Uh-huh.

281
00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:30,971
I told the teacher I don't believe
in prayer and asked to be excused.

282
00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:32,038
And what did she say?

283
00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:33,962
She said we all
have to bow our heads and pray.

284
00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:35,041
[groans] Oh...

285
00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:37,752
[all] ...and the power and the glory.

286
00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:39,921
- Amen.
- What the hell's going on in here?

287
00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:41,130
Excuse me?

288
00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:43,466
If I wanted my son
to learn the Lord's Prayer,

289
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:45,510
I would've sent him
to goddamn Catholic school.

290
00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:47,470
- Mrs. Murray...
- Ms. Murray.

291
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:49,556
Ms. Murray...

292
00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:52,141
this is our morning devotion.

293
00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:56,103
Well, I would like my son excused
from the morning devotion.

294
00:14:56,187 --> 00:14:58,189
- You don't want him to...
- Mmm-mmm.

295
00:14:58,272 --> 00:15:00,316
I've never heard of anything
like this in my life.

296
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,944
Well, Mrs.... uh, Lutz, is it?

297
00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:06,322
My son, like myself, is an atheist.

298
00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:08,575
- Isn't that right, Bill?
- Uh-huh.

299
00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:11,869
I cannot excuse your son
from the morning devotion.

300
00:15:11,953 --> 00:15:15,122
It is required by the board,
and it is the law.

301
00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:16,541
The law?

302
00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:19,210
Have you heard about the Constitution,
by any chance?

303
00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:21,128
Kids, I hope
she's not teaching you history,

304
00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:23,673
because, apparently,
she flunked that class.

305
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:27,051
In the Constitution, there is something
called the First Amendment.

306
00:15:27,134 --> 00:15:30,387
And that protects
the freedom of speech and religion.

307
00:15:30,472 --> 00:15:32,014
Are there any Jews in the class?

308
00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:36,143
Do your parents know
that you are being forced to recite

309
00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:38,104
- this archaic drivel?
- Ms. Murray!

310
00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:40,272
- I'm just trying to make a point.
- Obviously.

311
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:44,902
The school board cannot force my son
to pray, or anyone else for that matter.

312
00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:46,863
So... sue them.

313
00:15:53,828 --> 00:15:58,290
{\an8}First of all, can I just say,
it is wonderful to see you all again.

314
00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:01,628
Garth. [chuckles]

315
00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:03,463
Lose a few pounds?
You're looking good.

316
00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:07,258
Robin... did you miss me?

317
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:10,887
- For fuck's sake, David, get to the point.
- Hey, I'm with you.

318
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,389
I wanna keep this reunion
as brief as possible.

319
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,266
So here's the deal.

320
00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:17,393
- Tomorrow...
- Wait, tomorrow?

321
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,729
- What about the dogs?
- Don't worry, sweetie.

322
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,272
Tomorrow...

323
00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:24,776
you're gonna write us a little check,
and then we will be happy

324
00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:26,861
to get you the hell out of this place.

325
00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:29,113
A check?
[scoffs]

326
00:16:29,196 --> 00:16:31,115
I'm gonna make this easy on you, Madalyn.

327
00:16:31,198 --> 00:16:33,493
What we want is just a drop in the bucket.

328
00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:35,620
[Madalyn] And what is that?

329
00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:36,930
- A million dollars.
- [Madalyn laughs]

330
00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:39,373
For fuck's sake...

331
00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:42,459
- It's not a fucking joke, lady.
- Uh, listen...

332
00:16:42,544 --> 00:16:44,378
I don't know what this guy's told you,

333
00:16:44,461 --> 00:16:47,840
but my organization
is a nonprofit organization.

334
00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:49,509
- There's no money...
- In theory,

335
00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:53,095
American Atheists is a nonprofit, but...
[scoffs]

336
00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:56,182
but we both know that there are
a few offshore accounts

337
00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:58,100
that will not bear that out.

338
00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:03,230
New Zealand, for example.

339
00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:08,528
[sighs heavily]

340
00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:14,909
- [Roy grunts] What is this shit?
- [indistinct rustling]

341
00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:16,744
[dog barking]

342
00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:18,454
- Hello?
- [knocks on door]

343
00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:22,249
Hello?

344
00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:23,375
[dogs barking loudly]

345
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:24,501
Jesus.

346
00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:31,467
Mr. Ferguson, Roy Collier.
I work for Madalyn.

347
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,595
Where did you get my name?

348
00:17:33,678 --> 00:17:37,181
You covered our protests of the courthouse
nativity scene last Christmas.

349
00:17:37,264 --> 00:17:38,307
[papers rustling]

350
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:40,434
Thought you could use
a real story for once.

351
00:17:40,517 --> 00:17:42,729
And all three of them, they lived here?

352
00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:44,313
They were inseparable.

353
00:17:45,272 --> 00:17:47,191
Nobody thought that was kind of weird?

354
00:17:47,274 --> 00:17:50,945
Trust me, there's a lot of weird shit
going on in this family.

355
00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:53,447
- Mr. Ferguson...
- Call me Jack.

356
00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:54,824
Jack.

357
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,868
I think something
really bad's happened here,

358
00:17:56,951 --> 00:17:58,745
but nobody seems to believe me.

359
00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:02,539
- Not even the people at American Atheists?
- [sighs] No, she's done this before.

360
00:18:02,624 --> 00:18:05,835
Disappeared for a few weeks,
popped up in Mexico.

361
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:08,713
They think this may be
another one of her fundraising ploys.

362
00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:10,297
I'd be inclined to believe 'em.

363
00:18:10,381 --> 00:18:12,759
No, she would have left me instructions.

364
00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:14,969
And she never would've left
the dogs behind.

365
00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:18,472
Okay, look, Roy.
This isn't really my area of expertise.

366
00:18:18,555 --> 00:18:19,766
Then why did you come?

367
00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:22,059
Well, I thought
there might be a story here.

368
00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:24,812
Jackpot.

369
00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:31,110
Passports.

370
00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:39,869
Still doesn't prove
that they're not just out of town.

371
00:18:41,663 --> 00:18:44,081
Okay, let's say you're right.
Let's say they were kidnapped.

372
00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:45,833
- Or worse.
- What about Robin's father?

373
00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:46,918
- Bill Jr.?
- Yeah.

374
00:18:47,001 --> 00:18:49,211
He hasn't spoken to his family in years.

375
00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:51,714
His ass won't even
file a missing person's report.

376
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:53,651
Well, then he should be
at the top of your list.

377
00:18:53,675 --> 00:18:54,801
No. No.

378
00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:59,180
Bill and his mom may have had some issues,
but he would never do anything like this.

379
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:02,099
Well, then, who would?

380
00:19:03,017 --> 00:19:04,476
Are you kidding?

381
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:08,064
Do you know how many death threats
this woman would receive in a day?

382
00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:10,441
No.

383
00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:14,570
{\an8}[woman speaking indistinctly on phone]

384
00:19:15,697 --> 00:19:16,823
{\an8}Sure.

385
00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:18,825
{\an8}No. Right.
Uh, no, I know.

386
00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:20,034
Well, I...

387
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:25,331
Oh. Yeah. No, I... I do know Mr. Epstein
from the Austin branch, right?

388
00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:26,708
Garth, come on.

389
00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:28,668
[Madalyn] Good morning.

390
00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:30,294
Okay.
Uh-huh.

391
00:19:30,377 --> 00:19:33,255
[stammers] Yup. Right, we'll talk then.
Bye-bye. Mmm-hmm.

392
00:19:36,383 --> 00:19:38,010
So... [sighs]

393
00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:42,431
I can only get $600,000.

394
00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:44,684
That's what's in our personal account.

395
00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:45,810
What?

396
00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:47,937
Where is the rest of it?

397
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,772
It's in dummy trusts.

398
00:19:50,732 --> 00:19:52,692
It's in dummy what now?

399
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:57,113
They have to wire it here, the 600 grand,
from New Zealand next week.

400
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,197
Next week?

401
00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,407
And I have to sign for it in person.

402
00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:01,492
[Gary] Hey...

403
00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:04,328
Are you lying?

404
00:20:05,079 --> 00:20:06,748
Gary, calm down.

405
00:20:06,831 --> 00:20:09,208
I'm calm.
He's a big boy.

406
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:11,585
You didn't plan this very well,
did you, David?

407
00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:14,588
I am in no mood for a jerk-off contest.

408
00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:17,591
Do I need to remind you
who's holding the guns here?

409
00:20:19,676 --> 00:20:24,015
Everybody just needs to settle in...
and try and get along.

410
00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:26,768
Looks like we're gonna be
roommates for a few days.

411
00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:28,394
[Garth sighs]

412
00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:31,397
You don't think
the police are gonna be looking for me?

413
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:34,859
No, Madalyn, I don't think
anyone's gonna be looking for you.

414
00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:36,277
[Madalyn sighs]

415
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,782
[phone ringing]

416
00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:43,993
William Murray Jr.

417
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:47,204
Mr. Murray, Jack Ferguson,
<i>San Antonio Daily Journal.</i>

418
00:20:47,288 --> 00:20:49,665
I don't give quotes on my mother,
Mr. Ferguson.

419
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,876
<i>- I assume that's what you're after.</i>
- Uh, sort of.

420
00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:54,128
I'm looking into
your family's disappearance.

421
00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:55,296
<i>Roy Collier call you?</i>

422
00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:57,714
Let me give you some advice, Mr. Ferguson.

423
00:20:57,799 --> 00:20:58,800
<i>Don't waste your time.</i>

424
00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:00,986
<i>You don't wanna look like a fool
when they suddenly show up.</i>

425
00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:02,445
Roy seems to think this is different.

426
00:21:02,469 --> 00:21:05,556
Well, I guess it's possible
they finally left the country for good.

427
00:21:05,639 --> 00:21:08,517
<i>They've been putting money
from American Atheists</i>

428
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:09,921
<i>into offshore accounts for years.</i>

429
00:21:09,977 --> 00:21:11,312
Embezzlement?

430
00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:13,564
<i>My mother prefers to call it
"creative accounting."</i>

431
00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:15,000
<i>Now, if you'll excuse me, Mr. Ferguson...</i>

432
00:21:15,024 --> 00:21:16,317
Uh, one question.

433
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,527
The dogs...

434
00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:20,529
Roy said that they took them everywhere.

435
00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:22,674
Sure, she treats those things
better than her own family.

436
00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:26,202
<i>Well, that's why he's so worried.
They left them behind.</i>

437
00:21:28,245 --> 00:21:29,580
Goodbye, Mr. Ferguson.

438
00:21:35,502 --> 00:21:38,840
{\an8}[newscaster] <i>Communist guerrillas,</i>
<i>hiding out in the brush.</i>

439
00:21:38,923 --> 00:21:41,151
{\an8}<i>Skirmishes such as this</i>
<i>have been plaguing the country...</i>

440
00:21:41,175 --> 00:21:42,610
[Mrs. Murray] Madalyn,
I just don't get this.

441
00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:46,388
I still can't understand why those
children can't say one little prayer.

442
00:21:46,472 --> 00:21:49,183
They can pray all they want to.

443
00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:52,019
- School can't force 'em to.
- Okay, Maddy.

444
00:21:52,103 --> 00:21:53,562
But can't somebody else fight this?

445
00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:55,272
Why does it always have to be you?

446
00:21:55,356 --> 00:21:56,983
Why not me?

447
00:21:57,066 --> 00:21:58,901
- [sighs]
- This is important.

448
00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:00,736
I'm just so worried about Pup.

449
00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:03,197
His health isn't what it used to be.

450
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:05,657
Well, he better start a-goddamn prayin',

451
00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:08,785
'cause we're gonna take this all the way
to the Supreme Court if we have to.

452
00:22:08,870 --> 00:22:10,513
- [man] Your mother's a whore!
- [glass shattering]

453
00:22:10,537 --> 00:22:12,182
- [Bill] Get the hell off of me!
- [door opens]

454
00:22:12,206 --> 00:22:14,041
- [Mrs. Murray] Oh, Billy.
- [door closes]

455
00:22:14,125 --> 00:22:16,627
[man] Go to hell, commies!
No one wants you.

456
00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:18,921
- You go to hell!
- Go, go, go!

457
00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:20,047
[Pup] Madalyn!

458
00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:25,511
[Madalyn sighs]

459
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:40,192
Come on. [sighs]

460
00:22:41,110 --> 00:22:42,444
Why didn't you tell me?

461
00:22:42,528 --> 00:22:43,570
The kids at school?

462
00:22:43,654 --> 00:22:45,406
- Mmm.
- I can handle it.

463
00:22:45,489 --> 00:22:48,159
- Oh, you think so?
- Yeah, they ambushed me.

464
00:22:49,618 --> 00:22:51,870
Still got a few good elbows
in there, though.

465
00:22:53,580 --> 00:22:55,207
What about the teachers?

466
00:22:56,292 --> 00:22:58,460
- They're ignoring me.
- [scoffs]

467
00:22:58,544 --> 00:23:00,212
They won't call on me anymore.

468
00:23:04,425 --> 00:23:07,261
I don't know, Billy Boy.
Maybe we oughta drop this.

469
00:23:09,305 --> 00:23:11,515
I don't wanna have to worry about you.

470
00:23:11,598 --> 00:23:13,309
Your name is on this lawsuit.

471
00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:15,311
This fight, it's gotta be your choice.

472
00:23:17,021 --> 00:23:18,147
Mom...

473
00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:20,482
we're in this together.

474
00:23:22,109 --> 00:23:24,111
Nonconformists, remember?

475
00:23:25,862 --> 00:23:27,656
Nonconformists.

476
00:23:29,533 --> 00:23:33,287
Sweetie, we pull this off,
we're gonna be goddamn revolutionaries.

477
00:23:34,205 --> 00:23:36,207
- [chuckles]
- [both sniffle]

478
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:41,229
[newscaster] David Brinkley's Journal,
<i>usually presented at this time,</i>

479
00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:42,713
<i>will not be seen tonight,</i>

480
00:23:42,796 --> 00:23:45,549
<i>so that we may bring you
the following special program.</i>

481
00:23:46,342 --> 00:23:49,595
[reporter] <i>Washington, DC,</i>
<i>June 17th, 1963.</i>

482
00:23:50,346 --> 00:23:53,057
<i>An 8-1 decision of the US Supreme Court</i>

483
00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:55,767
<i>declared prayer in school
unconstitutional.</i>

484
00:23:55,851 --> 00:23:58,062
<i>The judgment, the results
of a case against</i>

485
00:23:58,145 --> 00:23:59,938
<i>the Baltimore public school system,</i>

486
00:24:00,022 --> 00:24:01,732
<i>stirred protests across the nation.</i>

487
00:24:01,815 --> 00:24:05,152
{\an8}<i>Today's decision is offensive</i>
<i>to everyone...</i>

488
00:24:05,236 --> 00:24:08,155
{\an8}<i>who wishes to keep</i>
<i>this a religious nation.</i>

489
00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:11,033
[reporter] <i>As demonstrators</i>
<i>ascended on the capital,</i>

490
00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:14,578
<i>President Kennedy did his best
to defuse the controversy.</i>

491
00:24:14,661 --> 00:24:19,458
<i>I think that, uh, it is important for us
that we, uh...</i>

492
00:24:19,541 --> 00:24:23,879
<i>support Supreme Court decisions
even when we may not agree with them.</i>

493
00:24:23,962 --> 00:24:26,965
<i>In addition, we have in this case
a very easy remedy.</i>

494
00:24:27,049 --> 00:24:29,718
<i>And that is to pray, ourselves.</i>

495
00:24:29,801 --> 00:24:31,238
[reporter] <i>The plaintiffs in the case,</i>

496
00:24:31,262 --> 00:24:35,349
<i>self-described atheists Madalyn Murray
and her teenage son Bill,</i>

497
00:24:35,432 --> 00:24:36,475
<i>were unapologetic.</i>

498
00:24:36,558 --> 00:24:38,602
<i>I don't understand
why people are so upset.</i>

499
00:24:38,685 --> 00:24:42,148
<i>- This is about religious freedom.</i>
- [people shouting]

500
00:24:42,231 --> 00:24:44,483
<i>You can still keep the faith, people.</i>

501
00:24:44,566 --> 00:24:46,027
<i>Just keep it to yourselves.</i>

502
00:24:49,155 --> 00:24:50,739
{\an8}[doorbell rings]

503
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:55,411
Ooh, this is a good one.

504
00:24:57,038 --> 00:24:58,539
"The next thing you know,

505
00:24:58,622 --> 00:25:02,959
Madalyn Murray will force the country
to eliminate 'one nation under God'

506
00:25:03,044 --> 00:25:04,920
from the Pledge of Allegiance."

507
00:25:05,837 --> 00:25:07,964
It's actually not a bad idea.

508
00:25:08,049 --> 00:25:10,092
We should be clipping coupons,
not articles.

509
00:25:10,176 --> 00:25:11,177
Oh, pfft.

510
00:25:11,260 --> 00:25:14,055
I cannot believe
that the Family Aid Society fired you.

511
00:25:14,138 --> 00:25:17,015
Well, I was a disgrace
to the city of Baltimore. Remember?

512
00:25:17,099 --> 00:25:19,685
Besides, I couldn't get
crap done there, anyway.

513
00:25:19,768 --> 00:25:20,894
Here comes the hate mail.

514
00:25:20,977 --> 00:25:23,147
Mother, it's not all bad.

515
00:25:25,316 --> 00:25:26,692
Thanks, sweetie.

516
00:25:28,152 --> 00:25:30,112
Mmm.
[inhales deeply]

517
00:25:30,946 --> 00:25:32,323
[exclaims] What...

518
00:25:33,115 --> 00:25:36,827
{\an8}"Here's shit in your eye."

519
00:25:37,744 --> 00:25:40,122
{\an8}Well, they got wit.
I'll give 'em that, at least.

520
00:25:40,206 --> 00:25:41,665
- Here, let me get it.
- No.

521
00:25:41,748 --> 00:25:43,792
It's a good photo.
I'm gonna keep it.

522
00:25:47,088 --> 00:25:48,172
Ah, see.

523
00:25:48,255 --> 00:25:50,716
Now there's someone who appreciates me.
Hmm?

524
00:25:58,307 --> 00:26:00,101
The Lord will provide.

525
00:26:00,184 --> 00:26:01,904
[Mrs. Murray] That'll buy us
some groceries.

526
00:26:10,902 --> 00:26:13,114
Ooh, good fella.
Get me another one.

527
00:26:28,129 --> 00:26:29,463
[chuckles]

528
00:26:31,673 --> 00:26:34,843
[newscaster] <i>Madalyn Murray, the woman</i>
<i>who expelled prayer from schools,</i>

529
00:26:34,926 --> 00:26:37,095
<i>is stirring things up again.</i>

530
00:26:37,179 --> 00:26:39,681
<i>She held a rally
at the University of Baltimore</i>

531
00:26:39,765 --> 00:26:42,893
<i>to promote her new organization,
American Atheists.</i>

532
00:26:42,976 --> 00:26:45,604
[Madalyn] <i>I'm not trying</i>
<i>to convert anyone here.</i>

533
00:26:45,687 --> 00:26:47,564
<i>And at no time have I said</i>

534
00:26:47,648 --> 00:26:51,193
<i>that people should be stripped
of their right to believe in God.</i>

535
00:26:51,277 --> 00:26:53,111
<i>But as an atheist,</i>

536
00:26:53,195 --> 00:26:56,865
<i>I believe a good deed should be done
instead of a prayer said,</i>

537
00:26:56,948 --> 00:26:59,243
<i>a hospital built instead of a church.</i>

538
00:26:59,326 --> 00:27:04,540
<i>We want disease conquered,
poverty vanished and war eliminated.</i>

539
00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:05,832
[applause]

540
00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:21,139
- Another check.
- Ooh. [chuckles]

541
00:27:27,396 --> 00:27:29,190
[newscaster] <i>Mad Madalyn is at it again,</i>

542
00:27:29,273 --> 00:27:32,526
<i>this time filing suit
with the Baltimore public school system</i>

543
00:27:32,609 --> 00:27:35,737
<i>to remove the words "under God"
from the Pledge of Allegiance.</i>

544
00:27:35,821 --> 00:27:38,199
<i>Well, we sure as hell
aren't gonna win this one.</i>

545
00:27:38,282 --> 00:27:40,075
<i>But it's a fight worth having.</i>

546
00:27:51,878 --> 00:27:52,921
Shit!

547
00:28:12,107 --> 00:28:13,359
[laughs]

548
00:28:26,121 --> 00:28:28,249
{\an8}"Page si..." Page six?

549
00:28:28,332 --> 00:28:30,751
[Frank] The police haven't even opened
an investigation yet.

550
00:28:30,834 --> 00:28:31,894
And there are plenty of people

551
00:28:31,918 --> 00:28:33,771
who'd just as soon never see
that woman in Texas again.

552
00:28:33,795 --> 00:28:35,339
Well, can I at least have a follow-up?

553
00:28:35,422 --> 00:28:38,509
Right now, I need a story
on the transit board's bus route overhaul.

554
00:28:39,843 --> 00:28:41,052
Thanks, buddy.

555
00:28:44,390 --> 00:28:45,641
[sighs]

556
00:28:52,606 --> 00:28:54,190
This is all they had.

557
00:28:55,609 --> 00:28:57,319
I think you look pretty hot.

558
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:01,282
[Madalyn] Hey, Gary, ever occur to you

559
00:29:01,365 --> 00:29:06,745
that your sole purpose in life might be
to serve as an argument for birth control?

560
00:29:06,828 --> 00:29:08,789
You know what? Just...
Just ignore her.

561
00:29:08,872 --> 00:29:10,291
There you are.

562
00:29:10,374 --> 00:29:14,420
A little overcooked,
just like you like them.

563
00:29:14,503 --> 00:29:16,212
[Madalyn] You remembered.

564
00:29:16,297 --> 00:29:19,508
I figured the least we could do
if we're all stuck here together

565
00:29:19,591 --> 00:29:20,634
is be civil.

566
00:29:20,717 --> 00:29:23,304
I wouldn't spit in your ass
if your guts were on fire.

567
00:29:23,387 --> 00:29:25,806
- That civil enough for you?
- [David] Oh, come on.

568
00:29:25,889 --> 00:29:28,475
I'm having a good time.
Who else is having a good time?

569
00:29:28,559 --> 00:29:30,811
- Uh, yeah, sure. I guess.
- Garth.

570
00:29:30,894 --> 00:29:32,771
I mean, he got us video games.

571
00:29:32,854 --> 00:29:36,775
He's right. I brought your medicine,
I got you a change of clothes.

572
00:29:36,858 --> 00:29:41,488
I... I'd say for kidnappers,
we are damn near hospitable.

573
00:29:41,572 --> 00:29:43,949
This is much better than prison, trust me.

574
00:29:44,032 --> 00:29:47,243
[scoffs] Gary was in prison.
How come I didn't see that coming?

575
00:29:48,244 --> 00:29:50,581
You know, you just can't seem
to shut the fuck up.

576
00:29:50,664 --> 00:29:54,543
I bet you saw more cock in the slammer
than a urinal at the Astrodome.

577
00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:56,187
- [David] Hey, hey, hey!
- Oh, go ahead and shoot me.

578
00:29:56,211 --> 00:29:58,129
I'm an awfully big body to hide.

579
00:29:58,213 --> 00:29:59,965
- Gary, put the gun away.
- Open up, Grandma!

580
00:30:00,048 --> 00:30:01,717
- Keep talking.
- [Robin] Gary...

581
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:05,095
- No, be funny, fucking Grandma. Do it!
- [Robin] Please!

582
00:30:05,178 --> 00:30:06,513
[Robin] Gary, please.

583
00:30:11,685 --> 00:30:14,355
Not so tough now, huh?
You're gonna owe me.

584
00:30:14,438 --> 00:30:16,898
- Oh, fuck you.
- Come on. Come on.

585
00:30:23,238 --> 00:30:24,406
[knock on door]

586
00:30:28,327 --> 00:30:30,537
Dave, we need to talk.

587
00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:35,083
- [whispers] Mother.
- What?

588
00:30:35,166 --> 00:30:36,710
- Mother.
- What?

589
00:30:36,793 --> 00:30:37,836
Do you ever stop to think

590
00:30:37,919 --> 00:30:39,939
that if they kill one of us,
they have to kill us all?

591
00:30:39,963 --> 00:30:43,174
This is bullshit, Garth.
And I'm not letting them get away with it.

592
00:30:43,258 --> 00:30:47,346
I know, but if we get the police involved,
you know that the IRS is gonna follow.

593
00:30:47,429 --> 00:30:49,305
And what they want, it's nothing.

594
00:30:49,390 --> 00:30:51,099
So let's just play their game for now,

595
00:30:51,182 --> 00:30:52,952
and we'll figure out a way
to nail them later.

596
00:30:52,976 --> 00:30:54,686
Yeah.
Yeah, he's right, Grandma.

597
00:30:54,770 --> 00:30:56,897
- Yeah, he's right.
- [Garth chuckles]

598
00:30:56,980 --> 00:30:59,149
This one time.
Stop gloating.

599
00:31:05,531 --> 00:31:06,823
That's not good.

600
00:31:08,909 --> 00:31:10,035
It's fine.

601
00:31:10,118 --> 00:31:11,471
They think they're in New Zealand.

602
00:31:11,495 --> 00:31:14,039
You said two days, tops.

603
00:31:14,122 --> 00:31:17,459
And that woman,
she's wound so goddamn tight.

604
00:31:17,543 --> 00:31:19,252
How the fuck we supposed to keep 'em here?

605
00:31:19,335 --> 00:31:21,672
Madalyn's a cripple.
She's not going anywhere.

606
00:31:22,673 --> 00:31:24,425
Robin would never leave her.

607
00:31:25,426 --> 00:31:27,553
And Garth?
[scoffs]

608
00:31:27,636 --> 00:31:31,264
Yeah, Garth can't piss
without his mom holding his dick.

609
00:31:33,016 --> 00:31:34,142
Four days.

610
00:31:35,143 --> 00:31:37,896
We get the money.
We get out of town.

611
00:31:40,441 --> 00:31:41,525
Here.

612
00:31:42,568 --> 00:31:44,528
Get rid of the cars.

613
00:31:44,611 --> 00:31:45,946
Just to be safe.

614
00:31:52,828 --> 00:31:53,995
David...

615
00:31:56,122 --> 00:31:57,332
When this thing comes through,

616
00:31:57,416 --> 00:32:00,168
you're not really serious
about letting them go, right?

617
00:32:09,135 --> 00:32:11,597
[scoffs] He wants you to drop the story?

618
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:13,601
Well, he doesn't think
there's much more to tell.

619
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:15,702
Everybody seems to believe
they took off for New Zealand.

620
00:32:15,726 --> 00:32:17,102
I told you, they'd never leave

621
00:32:17,185 --> 00:32:18,287
- without the dogs.
- "Without the dogs"?

622
00:32:18,311 --> 00:32:20,396
Yeah, you may have mentioned that before.

623
00:32:20,481 --> 00:32:21,523
You know...

624
00:32:23,108 --> 00:32:24,985
I don't get it, Roy.

625
00:32:25,068 --> 00:32:26,445
What?

626
00:32:26,528 --> 00:32:28,881
Well, her own son doesn't seem to care
that they're missing.

627
00:32:28,905 --> 00:32:32,993
Everybody else at American Atheists
are pretending like nothing's happened.

628
00:32:33,910 --> 00:32:35,286
What makes you different?

629
00:32:36,287 --> 00:32:40,501
You have any idea what it's like
to grow up black and gay in Texas?

630
00:32:40,584 --> 00:32:42,252
Um, no.

631
00:32:42,335 --> 00:32:44,004
Neither did Madalyn.

632
00:32:44,087 --> 00:32:46,047
But it didn't matter.

633
00:32:46,131 --> 00:32:48,634
When my parents kicked me out...

634
00:32:49,635 --> 00:32:51,427
she was there to take me in.

635
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:56,016
All right, look.

636
00:32:57,017 --> 00:32:59,936
- I have a PI, owes me a favor, uh...
- [sighs]

637
00:33:00,020 --> 00:33:03,106
Not promising anything,
but I'll see if he can't dig something up.

638
00:33:04,608 --> 00:33:06,234
Thanks.

639
00:33:06,317 --> 00:33:09,279
- [newscaster speaking indistinctly on TV]
- [David whistling]

640
00:33:14,117 --> 00:33:15,451
[humming]

641
00:33:22,250 --> 00:33:24,169
[Madalyn] Jesus, David.

642
00:33:24,252 --> 00:33:27,338
Just as vain as ever, huh?
[laughs]

643
00:33:27,422 --> 00:33:30,050
You sure you're not a homo?
[laughs]

644
00:33:30,133 --> 00:33:33,261
You are the last person
who should be lecturing me about vanity.

645
00:33:33,344 --> 00:33:36,932
I'll lecture you about whatever
I goddamn well please.

646
00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:39,935
I don't know how you expect
to pull this off, David.

647
00:33:40,936 --> 00:33:44,940
I am willing to bet
that after we get our money...

648
00:33:45,023 --> 00:33:47,275
you won't be calling the police.

649
00:33:47,358 --> 00:33:50,320
You wouldn't want to expose
those hidden accounts of yours.

650
00:33:51,196 --> 00:33:54,950
In the meantime, why don't you
take these next few days here

651
00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:58,537
as your own dark night of the soul?

652
00:33:58,620 --> 00:34:00,914
Time for a little self-reflection.

653
00:34:00,997 --> 00:34:04,960
If anyone's in need of self-reflection,
David, that'd be you.

654
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:11,633
I bet Bill Jr. would beg to differ.

655
00:34:22,644 --> 00:34:25,396
{\an8}Our guest tonight
is Madalyn Murray O'Hair,

656
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:28,984
{\an8}the American Atheist
who removed the Bible from public schools.

657
00:34:29,067 --> 00:34:32,028
{\an8}She's at the university
for a speaking engagement.

658
00:34:32,112 --> 00:34:34,030
O'Hair, that's new for you, isn't it?

659
00:34:34,114 --> 00:34:38,660
Oh, yeah, I guess we all knew
it'd take a real man to tame this shrew.

660
00:34:38,744 --> 00:34:43,164
And that's what I found in Richard O'Hair,
a man. A real man.

661
00:34:43,248 --> 00:34:45,709
I have got a granddaughter now, Robin.

662
00:34:45,792 --> 00:34:48,003
She's about everything I could hope for.

663
00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:49,564
Uh, we've opened our lines to callers.

664
00:34:49,588 --> 00:34:52,215
Right now we have Charles from Sacramento.
Go ahead, Charles.

665
00:34:52,298 --> 00:34:54,318
- [Charles] <i>Yeah, I wanna ask Mrs. Murray...</i>
- Uh, Murray O'Hair.

666
00:34:54,342 --> 00:34:56,595
<i>How can you look at yourself
in the mirror every day?</i>

667
00:34:56,678 --> 00:34:59,931
<i>Only a godless bitch like you
would go to court to stop prayer.</i>

668
00:35:00,015 --> 00:35:02,451
<i>Thanks to you, this country's
on its way to hell in a handbasket.</i>

669
00:35:02,475 --> 00:35:04,316
<i>Somebody should cut your tongue out,
tie you up</i>

670
00:35:04,352 --> 00:35:05,953
<i>and throw your lifeless corpse off the...</i>

671
00:35:05,979 --> 00:35:08,398
- [line disconnects]
- Thank you, Charles.

672
00:35:08,481 --> 00:35:11,234
[Madalyn] Don't these people
have anything more to worry about?

673
00:35:11,317 --> 00:35:17,240
I mean, people are dying every day in
this unholy war we're waging in Vietnam.

674
00:35:17,323 --> 00:35:22,287
And, apparently, this guy's more concerned
with masturbating to my corpse.

675
00:35:22,370 --> 00:35:24,831
Next up, we have Barbara from Mill Valley.

676
00:35:24,915 --> 00:35:27,208
[Barbara] <i>Ms. O'Hair,</i>
<i>if you don't believe in God,</i>

677
00:35:27,292 --> 00:35:29,085
<i>how do you explain where we came from?</i>

678
00:35:29,169 --> 00:35:31,004
[laughing]

679
00:35:31,087 --> 00:35:35,258
Lady, have I gotta explain
the damn birds and the bees for ya?

680
00:35:35,341 --> 00:35:36,927
It's called sex.

681
00:35:37,010 --> 00:35:40,471
And you can bet
the Virgin Mary was all for it.

682
00:35:40,555 --> 00:35:42,598
Virgin birth, my ass.

683
00:35:42,683 --> 00:35:45,101
[protestors shouting indistinctly]

684
00:35:50,649 --> 00:35:52,108
Jesus loves you, Madalyn.

685
00:35:52,776 --> 00:35:54,319
Aw, and so does Santa Claus.

686
00:35:54,402 --> 00:35:57,113
- [gunshot]
- [protestors screaming]

687
00:36:00,366 --> 00:36:02,410
- [laughing]
- [young Robin crying]

688
00:36:02,493 --> 00:36:04,955
Can you believe it?
Jesus shot at me.

689
00:36:05,038 --> 00:36:07,791
- Goddamn Jesus Christ.
- Uh, Mother.

690
00:36:07,874 --> 00:36:11,086
Oh. Oh, all right. Well, I'm sorry
I used that language again, Susan.

691
00:36:11,169 --> 00:36:13,463
I'll try to clean it up a little bit.

692
00:36:13,546 --> 00:36:14,840
- Mother, uh...
- [door opens]

693
00:36:16,341 --> 00:36:17,801
[door closes]

694
00:36:17,884 --> 00:36:19,094
[sighs]

695
00:36:20,929 --> 00:36:22,430
Mother...

696
00:36:22,513 --> 00:36:25,225
- Susan and I have been talking.
- Bill, no.

697
00:36:26,768 --> 00:36:29,062
Well, I haven't even said
what I'm gonna ask yet.

698
00:36:29,145 --> 00:36:30,480
You wanna abandon me.

699
00:36:31,397 --> 00:36:32,565
Please.

700
00:36:33,566 --> 00:36:36,527
Bill, look at me.
Some freak put me in the hospital.

701
00:36:36,611 --> 00:36:38,238
You're fine.

702
00:36:38,321 --> 00:36:40,448
They're treating me for nerve damage.

703
00:36:40,531 --> 00:36:41,657
[sighs]

704
00:36:43,910 --> 00:36:45,203
[Madalyn pats Bill]

705
00:36:45,286 --> 00:36:47,706
I'm sorry. You're right.
I... I understand.

706
00:36:48,623 --> 00:36:50,166
Probably very frightening for you,

707
00:36:50,250 --> 00:36:52,644
and we shouldn't have dragged Robin
and Susan through all this.

708
00:36:52,668 --> 00:36:56,672
When we get down to LA, I'm gonna
get you a really nice hotel suite.

709
00:36:56,757 --> 00:36:58,517
- They can stay there...
- No, Mother... Mother!

710
00:36:58,549 --> 00:37:01,094
I have a wife and a child now.

711
00:37:02,012 --> 00:37:04,452
I'm not sure this is the life
that I want for them. [stammers]

712
00:37:05,390 --> 00:37:06,557
[inhales deeply]

713
00:37:06,641 --> 00:37:09,477
- Right, that's your decision.
- All right.

714
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:13,732
Mmm-hmm. I just don't know if I can
keep up what I'm doing without you.

715
00:37:13,815 --> 00:37:15,066
[sighs] Oh.

716
00:37:15,150 --> 00:37:18,236
- Well, you got Richard now.
- All he's good for is fucking.

717
00:37:18,862 --> 00:37:19,988
Mom.

718
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:26,452
Remember that protest at White Tower?

719
00:37:28,997 --> 00:37:30,999
You couldn't have been more than ten.

720
00:37:31,917 --> 00:37:34,502
And that day you said to me,

721
00:37:34,585 --> 00:37:36,171
"If something makes you really mad,

722
00:37:36,254 --> 00:37:39,382
you've gotta go out there
and do something about it."

723
00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:44,095
All my life...

724
00:37:44,179 --> 00:37:48,641
I just wanted one person somewhere,
sometime, to understand me.

725
00:37:50,643 --> 00:37:54,355
And that person turned out to be you.
Hmm?

726
00:37:56,107 --> 00:37:57,567
We're in this together.

727
00:37:59,444 --> 00:38:00,528
Hmm?

728
00:38:25,887 --> 00:38:27,138
[sighs]

729
00:38:31,101 --> 00:38:33,103
[theme music playing]

730
00:38:36,022 --> 00:38:40,902
[Ed McMahon] <i>From Hollywood,</i>
The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson.

731
00:38:40,986 --> 00:38:44,530
<i>This is Ed McMahon along with
Doc Severinsen and the NBC Orchestra</i>

732
00:38:44,614 --> 00:38:46,741
<i>inviting you to join Johnny
and his guests...</i>

733
00:38:46,825 --> 00:38:52,122
<i>Roger Miller, Steve Martin
and atheist Madalyn Murray O'Hair.</i>

734
00:38:53,081 --> 00:38:55,250
Yeah. No, I told you it's enough.
Thank you.

735
00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:57,836
Where the hell have you been?
I'm about to go on.

736
00:38:58,753 --> 00:39:00,421
[sighs] Susan filed for divorce.

737
00:39:01,464 --> 00:39:02,673
Hallelujah.

738
00:39:02,757 --> 00:39:06,136
I knew it was gonna happen.
I told you so, didn't I? Huh?

739
00:39:06,219 --> 00:39:09,222
- Mother.
- Oh, come on.

740
00:39:09,305 --> 00:39:12,142
You were over that fusspot
a long time ago.

741
00:39:13,809 --> 00:39:16,938
At least she didn't cheat on you
like Richard did with me.

742
00:39:17,856 --> 00:39:19,357
What about Robin?

743
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:22,861
No, don't you worry about Red.
We'll get custody of her.

744
00:39:24,863 --> 00:39:29,492
Oh, Billy Boy,
Momma's gonna take care of everything.

745
00:39:29,575 --> 00:39:32,703
All you have to worry about
is taking care of me.

746
00:39:32,787 --> 00:39:34,164
And the cause.

747
00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:36,541
[clicks tongue] Oh.

748
00:39:37,458 --> 00:39:39,377
[Johnny Carson] <i>Why are people</i>
<i>so emotional?</i>

749
00:39:39,460 --> 00:39:42,964
<i>Um... why do they put the battleground
in the public schools</i>

750
00:39:43,048 --> 00:39:45,425
<i>and become so emotionally involved
when people say,</i>

751
00:39:45,508 --> 00:39:47,928
<i>"You mean they're not gonna
permit our children,</i>

752
00:39:48,011 --> 00:39:52,891
<i>uh, to start their daily schedule
with a nondenominational prayer?"</i>

753
00:39:52,974 --> 00:39:55,077
<i>Their argument, of course, is,
"How can it affect anybody?</i>

754
00:39:55,101 --> 00:39:56,644
<i>It can't hurt. Um..."</i>

755
00:39:56,727 --> 00:40:00,565
<i>Well, there is no such thing
as a nondenominational prayer.</i>

756
00:40:00,648 --> 00:40:03,859
<i>Uh, if we have, suddenly,
the Muslims take over,</i>

757
00:40:03,944 --> 00:40:08,656
<i>and everyone would be required
to say a prayer to Allah...</i>

758
00:40:08,739 --> 00:40:11,576
<i>why, they would be as much up in arms
as they are now...</i>

759
00:40:11,659 --> 00:40:14,204
<i>Well, freedom of religion does mean,
does it not,</i>

760
00:40:14,287 --> 00:40:18,249
<i>freedom to, uh... follow any beliefs
that you may wish?</i>

761
00:40:18,333 --> 00:40:20,460
<i>Which also means
the freedom not to believe.</i>

762
00:40:20,543 --> 00:40:24,130
<i>That's right. I'm not gonna
let the church tell me what I can say.</i>

763
00:40:24,214 --> 00:40:27,633
<i>You know, I have a reputation
for the use of the four-letter word.</i>

764
00:40:27,717 --> 00:40:32,263
<i>And I would like to talk tonight
about the use of the four-letter word.</i>

765
00:40:32,347 --> 00:40:33,514
<i>What, obscene words? Or...</i>

766
00:40:33,598 --> 00:40:35,433
<i>- Let me give you an example.
- All right.</i>

767
00:40:35,516 --> 00:40:37,852
<i>- Uh, Johnny, you were recently married.
- Mmm-hmm.</i>

768
00:40:37,936 --> 00:40:42,065
<i>And how about if you went to your wife,
and you grabbed her and said,</i>

769
00:40:42,148 --> 00:40:44,985
<i>"Uh, may I have carnal knowledge of you?"</i>

770
00:40:45,068 --> 00:40:49,780
<i>- I don't remember using those exact terms.</i>
- [audience laughing and applauding]

771
00:40:51,741 --> 00:40:53,409
Here's to the fucking cause.

772
00:40:56,037 --> 00:40:58,456
[Johnny] <i>Let me, uh...</i>
<i>Let me interrupt for a moment.</i>

773
00:40:58,539 --> 00:41:01,501
<i>We have to do this commercial,
and we will be right back. Stay with us.</i>

774
00:41:04,295 --> 00:41:07,840
{\an8}[newscaster] <i>Austin has a new resident,</i>
<i>and not everyone is happy about it.</i>

775
00:41:07,923 --> 00:41:12,262
<i>For God so loved the world
that he gave his only begotten son!</i>

776
00:41:12,345 --> 00:41:14,389
[newscaster] <i>This week,</i>
<i>Madalyn Murray O'Hair</i>

777
00:41:14,472 --> 00:41:19,185
<i>opened the doors of her new
American Atheists center to much protest.</i>

778
00:41:19,269 --> 00:41:21,771
[Madalyn] <i>Well,</i>
<i>I couldn't take Baltimore anymore.</i>

779
00:41:21,854 --> 00:41:25,775
<i>Windows were broken and tires slashed.
I was shot at several times.</i>

780
00:41:25,858 --> 00:41:30,155
[inhales deeply] <i>Drove my poor mother</i>
<i>to an early grave, I do believe.</i>

781
00:41:30,238 --> 00:41:31,882
[newscaster] <i>The center has</i>
<i>a printing press,</i>

782
00:41:31,906 --> 00:41:33,741
<i>library and recording studio</i>

783
00:41:33,824 --> 00:41:36,202
<i>for her syndicated radio series.</i>

784
00:41:36,286 --> 00:41:40,956
[chuckles] <i>I do love a good fight.</i>
<i>And taking on God and the church is...</i>

785
00:41:41,041 --> 00:41:42,434
<i>well, kind of the ultimate, isn't it?</i>

786
00:41:42,458 --> 00:41:47,547
<i>So, as long as there's a fight to be had,</i>
<i>I'll still be a squeaky wheel.</i> [chuckles]

787
00:41:49,215 --> 00:41:51,176
Well, there you have it, people.

788
00:41:51,259 --> 00:41:53,511
Now let's get something started!
[chuckles]

789
00:41:54,929 --> 00:41:56,014
You watch and learn, Red,

790
00:41:56,097 --> 00:41:58,891
and one of these days you'll be running
this whole goddamn place.

791
00:41:58,974 --> 00:42:00,202
Why don't you help Sandy with the mail?

792
00:42:00,226 --> 00:42:01,269
- Hmm?
- Okay.

793
00:42:03,938 --> 00:42:05,440
Where's your brother?

794
00:42:06,399 --> 00:42:09,235
- I... I haven't seen him.
- [sighs]

795
00:42:16,826 --> 00:42:19,579
- [indistinct muttering]
- [liquid pouring]

796
00:42:25,751 --> 00:42:26,794
[loud thud]

797
00:42:26,877 --> 00:42:27,920
[sighs] Mother.

798
00:42:28,003 --> 00:42:30,173
11:00 in the morning, you little shit.

799
00:42:30,256 --> 00:42:32,217
[grunts] Fuck off.

800
00:42:32,300 --> 00:42:34,719
Is this the kind of example
you wanna set for your daughter?

801
00:42:34,802 --> 00:42:37,930
My daughter?
The one you took custody of?

802
00:42:38,013 --> 00:42:40,516
You're too drunk
to piss your name in the snow,

803
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:42,393
let alone take care of a child.

804
00:42:42,477 --> 00:42:46,147
Doesn't matter. You're gonna do
the same thing to her that you did to me.

805
00:42:46,231 --> 00:42:48,316
What the hell is that supposed to mean?

806
00:42:48,399 --> 00:42:49,484
[Bill grunts]

807
00:42:51,361 --> 00:42:54,614
I wanna live my own life! Okay?

808
00:42:54,697 --> 00:42:56,616
I'm sick and tired of living your life!

809
00:42:56,699 --> 00:42:59,160
What, you're gonna leave me?
Like all the rest of 'em?

810
00:42:59,244 --> 00:43:00,804
After everything
I've fucking done for you?

811
00:43:00,828 --> 00:43:03,123
Mother... goodbye.

812
00:43:03,206 --> 00:43:04,249
Billy Boy!

813
00:43:07,543 --> 00:43:08,878
[door opens]

814
00:43:08,961 --> 00:43:10,546
Bill, come back.

815
00:43:11,631 --> 00:43:13,091
[door closes]

816
00:43:16,802 --> 00:43:18,096
[theme music playing]

817
00:43:18,179 --> 00:43:20,348
[Phil Donahue]
<i>Atheist Madalyn Murray O'Hair</i>

818
00:43:20,431 --> 00:43:22,850
<i>competing with, debating with,</i>

819
00:43:22,933 --> 00:43:25,853
<i>the man who brought the Bible
to the B-girls in New Orleans,</i>

820
00:43:25,936 --> 00:43:28,022
<i>the Reverend Bob Harrington.</i>

821
00:43:28,106 --> 00:43:32,693
{\an8}<i>God and the savior</i>
<i>versus atheist Madalyn Murray O'Hair.</i>

822
00:43:32,777 --> 00:43:37,782
{\an8}<i>Madalyn, what exactly is it</i>
<i>that you have against God?</i>

823
00:43:37,865 --> 00:43:38,991
{\an8}<i>First off, there isn't any.</i>

824
00:43:39,074 --> 00:43:41,952
{\an8}<i>And second off, your God manifests itself</i>

825
00:43:42,036 --> 00:43:45,706
{\an8}<i>through organized churches,</i>
<i>your organized movement.</i>

826
00:43:45,790 --> 00:43:48,251
<i>And every single one of them,
including you,</i>

827
00:43:48,334 --> 00:43:51,212
<i>is always interested in money.</i>

828
00:43:51,296 --> 00:43:53,047
[audience members jeering]

829
00:43:53,131 --> 00:43:54,590
<i>You show me once</i>

830
00:43:54,674 --> 00:43:58,052
<i>where Jesus Christ
passed out a collection plate.</i>

831
00:43:58,136 --> 00:44:01,096
[Bob] <i>Now, Madalyn, I... I see you here...</i>

832
00:44:01,181 --> 00:44:03,766
[stammering] <i>and I hear you talking.</i>

833
00:44:03,849 --> 00:44:06,602
<i>And you're lost.</i>

834
00:44:06,686 --> 00:44:09,980
<i>You need Jesus.
Real bad. Real bad!</i>

835
00:44:10,064 --> 00:44:12,608
[Madalyn chuckles]
<i>I am so happy that I am lost.</i>

836
00:44:12,692 --> 00:44:14,152
<i>All this religious nonsense...</i>

837
00:44:14,235 --> 00:44:17,613
[Bob] <i>Because where you're going,</i>
<i>there's gonna be a lake of fire.</i>

838
00:44:17,697 --> 00:44:21,784
<i>There's gonna be a weepin' and a wailin'
and a gnashing of teeth.</i>

839
00:44:21,867 --> 00:44:24,537
[Madalyn laughing]
<i>You gotta be kiddin' me!</i>

840
00:44:25,371 --> 00:44:27,998
<i>What the hell do you care where I go,
what I believe?</i>

841
00:44:28,082 --> 00:44:29,709
<i>I don't care what you believe in.</i>

842
00:44:29,792 --> 00:44:31,812
[Bob] <i>I wanna bring you to God.</i>
<i>I want to save your soul.</i>

843
00:44:31,836 --> 00:44:34,922
[Madalyn] <i>I don't wanna be brought to God.</i>
<i>I don't want to be saved.</i>

844
00:44:35,005 --> 00:44:38,301
<i>And I don't want Jesus,
thank you very much.</i>

845
00:44:38,384 --> 00:44:40,303
<i>All right, we'll be back in a moment.</i>

846
00:44:40,386 --> 00:44:42,305
[audience applauding]

847
00:44:42,388 --> 00:44:44,139
[applause continues]

848
00:44:48,686 --> 00:44:52,648
You know... you and I
could make money doing this.

849
00:44:52,732 --> 00:44:54,191
I do okay, thanks.

850
00:44:54,275 --> 00:44:56,986
Oh, sure.
We... we both do okay.

851
00:44:57,069 --> 00:45:00,448
But together,
we could do a hell of a lot better.

852
00:45:01,366 --> 00:45:03,534
You just give that
a little thought, Madalyn.

853
00:45:06,704 --> 00:45:07,997
[Madalyn clears throat]

854
00:45:09,749 --> 00:45:13,002
[newscaster] <i>They claim it's a first</i>
<i>in the history of religion.</i>

855
00:45:13,085 --> 00:45:16,506
<i>Flamboyant New Orleans evangelist
Reverend Bill Harrington</i>

856
00:45:16,589 --> 00:45:18,966
<i>has arrived in Chicago
for a series of head-to-head debates</i>

857
00:45:19,049 --> 00:45:22,387
<i>with the infamous atheist,
Madalyn Murray O'Hair.</i>

858
00:45:23,429 --> 00:45:28,058
<i>Ladies and gentlemen,
there is a devil among us.</i>

859
00:45:28,142 --> 00:45:29,810
<i>Let us all pray.</i>

860
00:45:29,894 --> 00:45:34,064
Pray to save the soul
of Madalyn Murray O'Hair.

861
00:45:34,148 --> 00:45:36,567
Save me?
Save me?

862
00:45:36,651 --> 00:45:39,445
Oh, Jesus couldn't save himself.

863
00:45:39,529 --> 00:45:40,988
The New Testament?

864
00:45:41,071 --> 00:45:44,617
Oh, a load of bull
written by a bunch of faggots.

865
00:45:44,700 --> 00:45:47,620
- Oh, come on. Y'all know that.
- [audience jeering]

866
00:45:47,703 --> 00:45:49,789
Jesus was as queer as a three-dollar bill.

867
00:45:49,872 --> 00:45:51,499
[woman] You dirty heathen!

868
00:45:51,582 --> 00:45:55,378
[Madalyn] Mmm-hmm?
Let me see what that looks like.

869
00:45:55,461 --> 00:45:57,588
Yeah. Oh, that's not bad.

870
00:45:57,672 --> 00:46:00,716
[Bob] You were on fire
out there tonight, darlin'. [chuckles]

871
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:04,429
Every time you tear into this Bible,
I save another 50 souls.

872
00:46:04,512 --> 00:46:06,180
Yeah, I know you like that bit.

873
00:46:06,263 --> 00:46:09,141
I do. Why don't you let me see
how the numbers are here?

874
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:13,396
Oh, not bad.
We'll do better in Kansas City.

875
00:46:13,479 --> 00:46:15,815
I'll burn the goddamn book in Kansas City.

876
00:46:15,898 --> 00:46:18,192
- Oh, Praise the Lord!
- [laughing]

877
00:46:18,275 --> 00:46:20,110
Thank you, Garth. [chuckles]

878
00:46:20,194 --> 00:46:22,071
I'll keep praying for your soul, Madalyn.

879
00:46:22,154 --> 00:46:24,031
I'll keep cursing yours.

880
00:46:24,114 --> 00:46:26,075
You think we won anyone over?

881
00:46:26,867 --> 00:46:28,703
Oh, I don't know, honey.

882
00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:32,665
Did you hear from your father?

883
00:46:34,166 --> 00:46:39,339
Oh, he'll be back when he's shitfaced
and needs his ass wiped. [chuckles]

884
00:46:41,298 --> 00:46:44,969
He just needed a little break.
We'll see him again soon enough.

885
00:46:45,886 --> 00:46:49,599
Hey, when all this is over,
how about we take a little trip, huh?

886
00:46:49,682 --> 00:46:51,535
[Bill] <i>I spent the last 20 years</i>
<i>trying to escape</i>

887
00:46:51,559 --> 00:46:54,562
<i>the overpowering shadow of my mother.</i>

888
00:46:56,397 --> 00:46:57,523
[sighs]

889
00:46:58,733 --> 00:47:03,571
While she was fighting the world...
I was fighting for my life.

890
00:47:07,074 --> 00:47:10,077
I didn't realize
how bad it had gotten till...

891
00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:12,079
I got out of Austin and...

892
00:47:13,038 --> 00:47:14,999
started locking myself
in the bathroom every night

893
00:47:15,082 --> 00:47:18,293
with a bottle of whiskey
and a bucket of ice.

894
00:47:22,297 --> 00:47:24,216
And then one night, I...

895
00:47:26,677 --> 00:47:28,763
I had this sudden rush of sorrow.

896
00:47:34,935 --> 00:47:36,353
Because I understood.

897
00:47:37,354 --> 00:47:42,109
I understood the, uh... the hatred

898
00:47:42,192 --> 00:47:46,947
and the... the self-pity
that she was feeling.

899
00:47:49,450 --> 00:47:51,326
Because that's what I was feeling.

900
00:47:58,208 --> 00:48:00,044
But I come here, and I...

901
00:48:01,295 --> 00:48:03,005
I see others,

902
00:48:03,088 --> 00:48:05,049
much worse situations than me, and...

903
00:48:05,966 --> 00:48:10,262
you overcome, and you accept them.

904
00:48:12,347 --> 00:48:13,724
And that, uh...

905
00:48:17,728 --> 00:48:19,188
That's what I'm gonna do.

906
00:48:23,734 --> 00:48:25,570
[group] Our Father...

907
00:48:25,653 --> 00:48:29,239
[Bill] ...who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name.

908
00:48:29,323 --> 00:48:31,534
[all] Thy kingdom come,

909
00:48:31,617 --> 00:48:34,954
thy will be done,
on earth as it is in heaven.

910
00:48:36,163 --> 00:48:41,335
Give us this day our daily bread,
forgive us our trespasses,

911
00:48:41,418 --> 00:48:44,213
as we forgive those
who trespass against us.

912
00:48:45,214 --> 00:48:49,552
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.

913
00:48:50,302 --> 00:48:55,475
For thine is the kingdom and the power
and the glory...

914
00:48:55,558 --> 00:48:57,267
forever and ever...

915
00:48:57,351 --> 00:48:59,228
[group] Amen.

916
00:48:59,311 --> 00:49:00,521
[Bill] Amen.

917
00:49:04,066 --> 00:49:07,236
{\an8}Frank, I need another day
on the Riverwalk article.

918
00:49:07,319 --> 00:49:08,964
I just got a new lead on the O'Hair story.

919
00:49:08,988 --> 00:49:09,989
- Frank, listen.
- Jack...

920
00:49:10,072 --> 00:49:12,617
Robin Murray's Porsche
just turned up abandoned at the airport

921
00:49:12,700 --> 00:49:16,453
and Garth's car sold to some guy
out by Canyon Lake. I mean, come on.

922
00:49:18,623 --> 00:49:20,165
Follow it up.

923
00:49:20,249 --> 00:49:22,292
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.

924
00:49:22,376 --> 00:49:24,461
Frank! I love you!

925
00:49:27,464 --> 00:49:28,799
All right.

926
00:49:30,843 --> 00:49:32,970
[man] Nope.
I didn't buy it from him.

927
00:49:33,053 --> 00:49:35,180
- You sure?
- Positive.

928
00:49:35,264 --> 00:49:38,308
It was a short guy.
He was younger, had dark hair.

929
00:49:38,392 --> 00:49:40,435
All right.
If I sent a sketch artist to your house,

930
00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:42,200
would you be willing to sit down with him?

931
00:49:42,271 --> 00:49:45,733
- Sure. [sighs]
- Thanks, Mr. Sparrow.

932
00:49:47,484 --> 00:49:49,028
I don't get it.

933
00:49:49,111 --> 00:49:52,072
What kind of religious nut
goes off and sells a stolen car?

934
00:49:52,156 --> 00:49:54,366
Well, maybe this isn't the work
of a religious nut.

935
00:49:54,449 --> 00:49:55,660
What do you mean?

936
00:49:56,451 --> 00:49:59,454
Well, Madalyn was stashing
loads of cash, right?

937
00:49:59,539 --> 00:50:00,665
Mmm.

938
00:50:00,748 --> 00:50:03,000
Makes for the greatest motive of all.

939
00:50:03,918 --> 00:50:05,002
Greed.

940
00:50:11,341 --> 00:50:13,636
This is just like the old days.

941
00:50:14,679 --> 00:50:16,764
You used to let me win.

942
00:50:18,348 --> 00:50:20,517
You were the boss.
I had to.

943
00:50:21,686 --> 00:50:24,104
Does that mean
I'm supposed to let you win now?

944
00:50:24,188 --> 00:50:25,522
You do have the gun.

945
00:50:26,982 --> 00:50:30,695
And we all know what that means.
Compensating for a very small cock.

946
00:50:30,778 --> 00:50:32,487
- Right, Red?
- [both chuckle]

947
00:50:32,572 --> 00:50:34,507
- That's what you always say, Grandma.
- [Madalyn chuckles]

948
00:50:34,531 --> 00:50:36,951
Oh, come on, Madalyn.
You can do better than that.

949
00:50:37,034 --> 00:50:40,329
I don't waste my best lines
on small-time crooks.

950
00:50:41,496 --> 00:50:44,374
You're just as much of a crook as I am,

951
00:50:44,458 --> 00:50:47,086
rippin' people off
in the name of your cause.

952
00:50:47,169 --> 00:50:48,420
That is bullcrap!

953
00:50:49,379 --> 00:50:53,926
I have devoted my life
to protecting the First Amendment.

954
00:50:55,052 --> 00:50:57,054
The things I've had to endure.

955
00:50:58,472 --> 00:51:01,016
Made a little money along the way.
I deserve it.

956
00:51:01,100 --> 00:51:02,267
You are so full of yourself,

957
00:51:02,351 --> 00:51:05,354
you can't see
the fucking forest for the trees.

958
00:51:06,731 --> 00:51:08,858
While you're out fighting the world,

959
00:51:08,941 --> 00:51:11,986
you're making real enemies
right under your nose.

960
00:51:12,069 --> 00:51:16,115
You get a load of that, Red?
David Waters is lecturing me.

961
00:51:16,198 --> 00:51:17,324
[Madalyn laughs]

962
00:51:17,407 --> 00:51:21,120
Your own son would tell you
the exact same thing.

963
00:51:21,203 --> 00:51:22,371
And...

964
00:51:25,374 --> 00:51:26,500
gin.

965
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:31,130
[sighs]

966
00:51:34,008 --> 00:51:37,011
{\an8}<i>I led a life wasted</i>
<i>without faith in the Lord.</i>

967
00:51:38,804 --> 00:51:42,266
<i>And I hope I can right
some of the wrongs I caused.</i>

968
00:51:42,349 --> 00:51:45,060
<i>I see my mother as a sinner now.</i>

969
00:51:45,144 --> 00:51:50,607
<i>She demanded things of God,
and when he refused her requests, well...</i>

970
00:51:50,691 --> 00:51:52,484
<i>she began to battle with him openly.</i>

971
00:51:53,736 --> 00:51:57,948
<i>Now all she cares about is...
getting wealthy by hating God.</i>

972
00:51:58,573 --> 00:52:00,094
[interviewer] <i>Do you love your mother?</i>

973
00:52:00,159 --> 00:52:02,828
[Bill] <i>Oh, I love my mother.</i>
<i>I forgive my mother.</i>

974
00:52:03,829 --> 00:52:06,206
<i>But I'm not proud
of what she did to this country.</i>

975
00:52:06,290 --> 00:52:07,650
[interviewer] <i>Do you pray for her?</i>

976
00:52:07,708 --> 00:52:09,168
[Bill] <i>I wish I could pray for her.</i>

977
00:52:09,251 --> 00:52:10,252
Turn it off.

978
00:52:10,335 --> 00:52:12,421
[Bill] <i>But I'm afraid</i>
<i>it wouldn't do any good.</i>

979
00:52:16,759 --> 00:52:19,804
Sold out to the highest bidder,
the goddamn church.

980
00:52:22,431 --> 00:52:23,473
Mother.

981
00:52:24,975 --> 00:52:27,644
I've been called
every dirty name in the book.

982
00:52:27,728 --> 00:52:30,480
There's not a day goes by
without a death threat.

983
00:52:32,858 --> 00:52:35,610
None of it hurt, but this...
This...

984
00:52:36,528 --> 00:52:37,612
[thumps table]

985
00:52:40,991 --> 00:52:43,327
Garth, am I really that bad of a mother?

986
00:52:44,494 --> 00:52:45,662
No.

987
00:52:46,663 --> 00:52:49,959
Mother, I will always be here.

988
00:52:52,962 --> 00:52:55,672
- We'll both always be here.
- [Madalyn] Oh...

989
00:52:56,841 --> 00:52:58,258
[sighs]

990
00:53:00,761 --> 00:53:02,054
[sniffles]

991
00:53:06,100 --> 00:53:07,434
{\an8}[phone ringing]

992
00:53:09,561 --> 00:53:10,896
{\an8}Mr. Waters.

993
00:53:16,902 --> 00:53:17,945
[Madalyn] Thank you, Roy.

994
00:53:19,571 --> 00:53:21,824
- Ms. O'Hair, it is a pleasure.
- [laughs]

995
00:53:21,907 --> 00:53:24,744
Oh, well, have a seat.
[clears throat]

996
00:53:25,660 --> 00:53:27,662
I saw you on <i>Carson</i> last week.

997
00:53:27,747 --> 00:53:31,041
[chuckles] I love the way
you shut Billy Graham up.

998
00:53:31,125 --> 00:53:34,628
Oh, thank you.
It was a little easier than it looked.

999
00:53:34,711 --> 00:53:35,880
Now you're just being modest.

1000
00:53:35,963 --> 00:53:39,133
That preacher's more full of shit
than a Christmas turkey, that's for sure.

1001
00:53:39,216 --> 00:53:42,636
Oh, hell, he's more full of shit
than a goddamn humpback whale!

1002
00:53:42,719 --> 00:53:44,263
[both laughing]

1003
00:53:46,891 --> 00:53:52,729
So... you're here about the, uh,
office management position?

1004
00:53:52,813 --> 00:53:55,983
- [clicks tongue] Yes, ma'am.
- Yeah, you sure you, uh, wanna join us?

1005
00:53:56,066 --> 00:53:58,027
Right now, we're holding
this place together

1006
00:53:58,110 --> 00:53:59,569
with bailing wire and chewing gum.

1007
00:53:59,653 --> 00:54:02,239
I have held together more with less.

1008
00:54:02,322 --> 00:54:06,285
My son, Bill, he used to, uh,
run the place.

1009
00:54:06,368 --> 00:54:09,746
But, uh... he screwed me over.

1010
00:54:12,041 --> 00:54:16,545
Oh, now those goddamn zombie
twelve-steppers got a hold of him and...

1011
00:54:17,797 --> 00:54:20,424
Do you, uh, drink, Mr. Waters?

1012
00:54:21,508 --> 00:54:24,178
I do have a few of the usual vices.

1013
00:54:24,261 --> 00:54:25,262
Oh, good.

1014
00:54:27,181 --> 00:54:30,392
'Cause I do not go in
for that teetotalin' crap.

1015
00:54:30,475 --> 00:54:31,977
[both chuckle]

1016
00:54:35,397 --> 00:54:37,066
There we go.

1017
00:54:37,149 --> 00:54:38,317
Here's to.

1018
00:54:40,945 --> 00:54:41,946
[David sighs]

1019
00:54:42,029 --> 00:54:47,659
It has been mentioned that you, uh...
spent some time in the Illinois State Pen.

1020
00:54:49,036 --> 00:54:53,123
[stammers] Just a few petty crimes...
when I was younger.

1021
00:54:56,793 --> 00:54:57,920
Well...

1022
00:54:59,338 --> 00:55:04,634
if Hail Marys really could absolve us...
we'd all be goddamn murderers.

1023
00:55:05,385 --> 00:55:07,262
[both chuckle]

1024
00:55:10,182 --> 00:55:13,727
Now the first thing she wants you to do
is help get the books in order.

1025
00:55:13,810 --> 00:55:17,022
We usually get the statements from
Bank of Austin on the third of the month.

1026
00:55:17,106 --> 00:55:19,024
This is where we keep the ledger.

1027
00:55:19,108 --> 00:55:22,736
You'll have the only key, besides me.

1028
00:55:23,904 --> 00:55:27,074
You'll register all processed checks here.

1029
00:55:27,157 --> 00:55:29,159
Wait, these are all donations?

1030
00:55:29,243 --> 00:55:30,244
That's right.

1031
00:55:31,620 --> 00:55:35,749
There's a check here for $20,000.
Another for 12.

1032
00:55:35,832 --> 00:55:37,167
I know.

1033
00:55:37,251 --> 00:55:40,462
In God we trust.
Right?

1034
00:55:40,545 --> 00:55:42,923
[both laughing]

1035
00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:45,300
[Roy grunts and sighs]

1036
00:55:46,218 --> 00:55:47,594
Ooh! Mmm.

1037
00:55:49,721 --> 00:55:51,098
Good luck.

1038
00:55:58,647 --> 00:56:00,607
{\an8}[Madalyn sighs]

1039
00:56:02,943 --> 00:56:04,653
Mmm, what's going on?

1040
00:56:04,736 --> 00:56:06,405
The money made it out of New Zealand.

1041
00:56:06,488 --> 00:56:07,907
[groaning]

1042
00:56:08,865 --> 00:56:09,866
[grunts]

1043
00:56:11,160 --> 00:56:12,661
It won't be long now.

1044
00:56:16,456 --> 00:56:18,375
[chuckles] It's about time.

1045
00:56:22,296 --> 00:56:23,672
The van's out back.

1046
00:56:25,674 --> 00:56:27,384
Garth...

1047
00:56:27,467 --> 00:56:31,638
you try anything... anything,
Madalyn and Robin are dead.

1048
00:56:31,721 --> 00:56:33,057
No, I got it.

1049
00:56:33,140 --> 00:56:34,183
Let's go.

1050
00:56:36,393 --> 00:56:37,394
Bye, Mother.

1051
00:56:37,477 --> 00:56:39,896
- You be careful, Garth.
- [Garth] Okay.

1052
00:56:45,694 --> 00:56:48,863
You know those bills are gonna be marked.
[scoffs]

1053
00:56:48,948 --> 00:56:50,574
They're getting a cashier's check.

1054
00:56:50,657 --> 00:56:51,825
[Madalyn scoffs]

1055
00:56:51,908 --> 00:56:56,871
Then we're using that to buy gold coins.
Something that can't be traced.

1056
00:57:01,335 --> 00:57:03,920
- Here you go, Grandma.
- Thank you, darlin'.

1057
00:57:05,922 --> 00:57:07,716
[groans softly]

1058
00:57:12,471 --> 00:57:14,931
{\an8}Well, it looks like
you might have me here.

1059
00:57:16,600 --> 00:57:17,601
'Night.

1060
00:57:21,981 --> 00:57:23,898
[mutters] Wait a minute.

1061
00:57:26,526 --> 00:57:27,611
[chuckles]

1062
00:57:28,528 --> 00:57:29,904
Gin.

1063
00:57:32,282 --> 00:57:33,617
You'll win next time.

1064
00:57:33,700 --> 00:57:34,802
- [scoffing] Yeah.
- [chuckling]

1065
00:57:34,826 --> 00:57:36,911
Sure, I'll win one of these days.

1066
00:57:41,125 --> 00:57:43,502
You've done a real good job here, David.

1067
00:57:44,503 --> 00:57:45,920
But, uh...

1068
00:57:46,838 --> 00:57:49,133
I want you to know I did some, uh...

1069
00:57:50,550 --> 00:57:51,593
digging...

1070
00:57:52,511 --> 00:57:53,971
into your record.

1071
00:57:56,556 --> 00:57:58,808
True you were picked up for hustling?

1072
00:58:03,772 --> 00:58:06,900
I told you I am trying
to put all that behind me.

1073
00:58:08,652 --> 00:58:11,030
I don't give a shit
what you do with your pecker.

1074
00:58:12,322 --> 00:58:13,740
But, David...

1075
00:58:16,243 --> 00:58:17,452
you killed a man.

1076
00:58:21,331 --> 00:58:22,624
Now, tell me about him.

1077
00:58:24,751 --> 00:58:26,045
Just between us.

1078
00:58:28,088 --> 00:58:29,089
Hmm?

1079
00:58:31,258 --> 00:58:33,718
I didn't have a picture-perfect childhood,
Madalyn.

1080
00:58:35,804 --> 00:58:37,431
My mother was a prostitute.

1081
00:58:38,973 --> 00:58:42,186
And she was in and out of prison
so much that I'd do

1082
00:58:42,269 --> 00:58:45,022
whatever I had to do to survive.

1083
00:58:46,023 --> 00:58:47,149
[sighs]

1084
00:58:47,232 --> 00:58:50,777
I hooked up with this gang.
I started stealing here and there, and...

1085
00:58:51,361 --> 00:58:55,282
this guy we were with got caught
after this liquor store job we did.

1086
00:58:56,408 --> 00:58:57,659
He turned on me.

1087
00:58:58,743 --> 00:59:00,454
[chuckles]

1088
00:59:00,537 --> 00:59:04,041
I may not believe in God,
but I do believe in karma.

1089
00:59:05,084 --> 00:59:07,044
All that crap about past lives?

1090
00:59:08,212 --> 00:59:09,213
Yeah, well...

1091
00:59:11,798 --> 00:59:13,217
maybe not karma.

1092
00:59:17,512 --> 00:59:18,680
Retaliation.

1093
00:59:21,516 --> 00:59:23,102
I was gonna teach this guy a lesson.

1094
00:59:24,478 --> 00:59:26,980
But when I started with that tire iron...

1095
00:59:28,398 --> 00:59:30,192
I don't know, I just...

1096
00:59:32,694 --> 00:59:34,196
I lost control.

1097
00:59:38,117 --> 00:59:40,910
[sighs] I got 30 years,
but I only did half.

1098
00:59:42,036 --> 00:59:43,330
Got out for good behavior.

1099
00:59:44,748 --> 00:59:47,417
And I swore
I would never lose control again.

1100
00:59:52,297 --> 00:59:53,340
Thank you.

1101
00:59:54,633 --> 00:59:55,675
Mmm-hmm.

1102
00:59:57,051 --> 01:00:00,889
Thank you for telling me
the fucking truth.

1103
01:00:03,100 --> 01:00:04,601
[scoffs]

1104
01:00:04,684 --> 01:00:08,105
Yeah, you live long enough
and you lose faith in people.

1105
01:00:08,188 --> 01:00:11,441
- Not that I ever had much faith in anyone.
- [chuckles]

1106
01:00:11,525 --> 01:00:12,651
But...

1107
01:00:15,279 --> 01:00:16,946
you have impressed me, David.

1108
01:00:19,408 --> 01:00:22,869
Starting to wish Bill Jr.
Could've turned out more like you.

1109
01:00:23,953 --> 01:00:25,705
He really hurt you, huh?

1110
01:00:28,041 --> 01:00:29,668
He betrayed me.

1111
01:00:29,751 --> 01:00:32,712
That's what men do.
Betray me.

1112
01:00:38,302 --> 01:00:42,264
But, no, David, he didn't hurt me.

1113
01:00:43,682 --> 01:00:45,642
Nobody can really hurt me.

1114
01:00:50,147 --> 01:00:53,858
Now that I trust you,
I wanna show you something.

1115
01:01:01,408 --> 01:01:03,493
I'm giving you a promotion, David.

1116
01:01:03,577 --> 01:01:08,332
So far, you've been keeping track
of most of our donations

1117
01:01:08,415 --> 01:01:11,918
in the official ledger book.

1118
01:01:12,001 --> 01:01:15,380
I say most of them because...

1119
01:01:15,464 --> 01:01:18,592
this is our unofficial ledger.

1120
01:01:21,761 --> 01:01:24,389
I'll keep your secrets, you keep mine.

1121
01:01:26,558 --> 01:01:28,810
[both chuckle]

1122
01:01:33,523 --> 01:01:34,566
{\an8}[knock on door]

1123
01:01:34,649 --> 01:01:35,942
{\an8}[door opens]

1124
01:01:39,613 --> 01:01:41,114
[Gary sighs]

1125
01:01:54,836 --> 01:01:55,837
Where are the rest?

1126
01:01:55,920 --> 01:01:57,256
In the trunk.

1127
01:01:58,172 --> 01:02:00,967
Well, at least $400,000 of it is.

1128
01:02:03,512 --> 01:02:06,473
Four hundred?
Gary, what the hell?

1129
01:02:06,556 --> 01:02:09,142
The fucking guy didn't have enough.

1130
01:02:11,060 --> 01:02:13,146
We get the rest next week.

1131
01:02:15,524 --> 01:02:16,816
Shit.

1132
01:02:19,403 --> 01:02:20,404
Shit.

1133
01:02:21,488 --> 01:02:23,990
Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!

1134
01:02:24,073 --> 01:02:25,909
[grunting]

1135
01:02:29,496 --> 01:02:31,665
Is that really necessary?

1136
01:02:31,748 --> 01:02:34,125
Oh, don't tell me it's another hiccup.
[scoffs]

1137
01:02:34,208 --> 01:02:36,145
[Garth] We have to wait
for another shipment of coins.

1138
01:02:36,169 --> 01:02:37,170
What?

1139
01:02:37,254 --> 01:02:39,047
They'll be here next Tuesday.

1140
01:02:39,130 --> 01:02:41,925
Oh, for...
This is getting ridiculous.

1141
01:02:42,759 --> 01:02:46,095
- Shut up. You're not in charge here.
- [Madalyn laughing]

1142
01:02:46,179 --> 01:02:49,266
All right, I got it. I got it.
You're the big boss.

1143
01:02:49,349 --> 01:02:52,436
But God damn it, David,
if you aren't fucking up this job

1144
01:02:52,519 --> 01:02:53,913
like everything else you've ever done.

1145
01:02:53,937 --> 01:02:55,355
Mother!

1146
01:02:55,439 --> 01:02:57,274
Oh, pfft.
Ahh!

1147
01:02:57,357 --> 01:03:00,569
If I shot you in the head right now,
do you think anyone would care?

1148
01:03:00,652 --> 01:03:03,780
The state of Texas would probably
give me a fucking medal.

1149
01:03:13,707 --> 01:03:14,833
Look at this.

1150
01:03:16,376 --> 01:03:19,504
$625,000 is missing
from the New Zealand account.

1151
01:03:20,672 --> 01:03:22,591
Withdrawn right after they disappeared.

1152
01:03:38,315 --> 01:03:40,734
I say we take the coins we've got
and get out of town.

1153
01:03:41,818 --> 01:03:43,236
They've got nothing.

1154
01:03:43,320 --> 01:03:46,365
If anything, this is just further proof
that they took the money and ran.

1155
01:03:46,448 --> 01:03:47,616
Oh, fuck.

1156
01:03:48,617 --> 01:03:51,870
We've got two more days
before the second shipment comes through.

1157
01:03:51,953 --> 01:03:55,665
And we have come too far
to let a second-page story get in our way.

1158
01:04:03,382 --> 01:04:07,010
Well, thank you for finally
coming in here, Bill. Appreciate it.

1159
01:04:07,093 --> 01:04:09,679
When you told me about the dogs,
I knew something wasn't right.

1160
01:04:10,597 --> 01:04:13,683
So, why'd it take you so long
to file a report?

1161
01:04:15,602 --> 01:04:17,228
It's complicated.
[chuckles]

1162
01:04:18,146 --> 01:04:21,065
My mother turned my own daughter
against me...

1163
01:04:22,901 --> 01:04:24,027
[sighs]

1164
01:04:25,319 --> 01:04:26,863
What did the cops say?

1165
01:04:28,698 --> 01:04:32,118
They told me they would get back to me
if anything turned up.

1166
01:04:32,201 --> 01:04:33,953
Wish I could say I was surprised.

1167
01:04:35,163 --> 01:04:38,708
So I sent a sketch artist down to work
with the guy who bought Garth's car.

1168
01:04:39,751 --> 01:04:42,462
Should have something soon.
I would love for you to take a look.

1169
01:04:42,546 --> 01:04:43,588
Of course.

1170
01:04:45,131 --> 01:04:47,634
Oh, this money that's gone missing,

1171
01:04:47,717 --> 01:04:49,803
do you have any idea
who could've had access to that?

1172
01:04:49,886 --> 01:04:52,096
- Accountants? Lawyers?
- Mmm.

1173
01:04:52,180 --> 01:04:55,141
All her finances were done in-house
at American Atheists.

1174
01:04:56,184 --> 01:04:59,688
You know...
if somebody did something to them...

1175
01:05:00,730 --> 01:05:02,691
it's probably someone from that place.

1176
01:05:04,150 --> 01:05:06,194
My mother pissed off a lot of people.

1177
01:05:07,946 --> 01:05:09,948
Especially those she was closest to.

1178
01:05:14,118 --> 01:05:17,706
{\an8}-[Christmas music playing]
- [clears throat] Uh, excuse me, uh...

1179
01:05:17,789 --> 01:05:20,875
{\an8}I just want to say American Atheists
has had a wonderful year, and...

1180
01:05:20,959 --> 01:05:22,586
that would not be so without all of you.

1181
01:05:22,669 --> 01:05:26,423
So, thank you,
and a very happy winter solstice.

1182
01:05:26,506 --> 01:05:29,801
- Strike up the carols! [laughs]
- [people cheering]

1183
01:05:31,135 --> 01:05:35,557
Mother loves Christmas.
She really, really does.

1184
01:05:35,640 --> 01:05:39,811
Oh, and you in your sweater.
So darling.

1185
01:05:39,894 --> 01:05:41,872
- Will you get me a refill, Garthy?
- [Garth] Of course.

1186
01:05:41,896 --> 01:05:45,108
- I'll go check on those cookies.
- Okay. [chuckles]

1187
01:05:46,109 --> 01:05:50,321
The membership numbers are down,
but the money is not.

1188
01:05:50,404 --> 01:05:53,908
The way Madalyn gets these rich,
dying atheists

1189
01:05:53,992 --> 01:05:56,035
to leave her their entire estates...

1190
01:05:56,119 --> 01:05:58,788
It's a hell of a way to make a living.

1191
01:06:00,248 --> 01:06:02,416
She's not gonna live forever.

1192
01:06:02,501 --> 01:06:04,794
And I don't know what she did to Bill,

1193
01:06:04,878 --> 01:06:08,214
but if I was him, I would have suffered
through until she kicked the bucket,

1194
01:06:08,297 --> 01:06:10,424
and then I would've taken
the whole thing for myself.

1195
01:06:10,509 --> 01:06:14,137
[chuckling] I mean, Garth's not gonna
take over. Can you imagine?

1196
01:06:14,220 --> 01:06:15,531
[imitating Garth] "Hello, people,

1197
01:06:15,555 --> 01:06:18,475
we need to start fighting
for the freedom of religion."

1198
01:06:18,558 --> 01:06:20,018
Not funny, David.

1199
01:06:21,435 --> 01:06:22,896
See anybody laughing?

1200
01:06:25,106 --> 01:06:26,608
No more for him, huh?

1201
01:06:35,534 --> 01:06:37,494
Madalyn, sorry.

1202
01:06:37,577 --> 01:06:40,038
I don't wanna hear your excuses.

1203
01:06:40,121 --> 01:06:42,582
Right now,
all I want out of you is breathing.

1204
01:06:42,666 --> 01:06:43,958
Very little of that.

1205
01:06:44,042 --> 01:06:46,920
Come on.
I just had a little bit too much to drink.

1206
01:06:47,003 --> 01:06:49,548
Oh, I am assuming
it was the drink talking,

1207
01:06:49,631 --> 01:06:52,341
otherwise I would fire your ass.

1208
01:06:52,425 --> 01:06:55,219
What?
You wanna get rid of me?

1209
01:06:55,303 --> 01:06:57,430
- [Madalyn sighs]
- Go ahead.

1210
01:06:58,431 --> 01:07:01,685
But I know a lot of secrets
about the American Atheists.

1211
01:07:01,768 --> 01:07:05,605
Secrets that might interest
the IRS in particular.

1212
01:07:06,606 --> 01:07:08,232
Are you threatening me?

1213
01:07:10,026 --> 01:07:12,529
Go, tell the IRS whatever you want.

1214
01:07:12,612 --> 01:07:15,198
Scream it from the mountaintops.

1215
01:07:15,281 --> 01:07:17,534
You think they're gonna believe
a fucking felon?

1216
01:07:18,577 --> 01:07:21,120
Get out of here.
You're ruining my holiday party.

1217
01:07:23,247 --> 01:07:24,457
[sighs]

1218
01:07:36,469 --> 01:07:39,013
You really can be pathetic, you know.

1219
01:07:39,931 --> 01:07:44,435
You just wanna be the momma I never had,
give us both a second chance.

1220
01:07:44,518 --> 01:07:47,021
Well, let me tell you something
about my momma.

1221
01:07:48,231 --> 01:07:50,734
I beat the shit out of her.

1222
01:07:50,817 --> 01:07:52,652
I beat her to a bloody pulp.

1223
01:07:52,736 --> 01:07:55,321
You think your son Bill hurt you?

1224
01:07:55,404 --> 01:07:56,990
Nah.

1225
01:07:57,073 --> 01:07:58,783
Not like I hurt her.

1226
01:07:59,701 --> 01:08:01,202
[sobbing]

1227
01:08:04,538 --> 01:08:05,790
[Madalyn] Garth!

1228
01:08:05,874 --> 01:08:09,168
David Waters is a convicted felon.

1229
01:08:09,252 --> 01:08:10,962
He's a murderer.

1230
01:08:11,045 --> 01:08:14,173
And his mother was a goddamn whore.

1231
01:08:14,257 --> 01:08:16,801
And she's not the only one
that sucked cocks for money.

1232
01:08:16,885 --> 01:08:19,596
Isn't that right, David?
Isn't that right? You sucked cock...

1233
01:08:20,179 --> 01:08:22,891
Don't fuck with me, Madalyn.
Don't fuck with me.

1234
01:08:22,974 --> 01:08:25,518
- [dogs barking]
- [Robin] Are you okay?

1235
01:08:26,060 --> 01:08:27,854
Son of a bitch.

1236
01:08:42,243 --> 01:08:44,954
{\an8}-[commentator] <i>Hello, football fans...</i>
- [knock on door]

1237
01:08:45,038 --> 01:08:47,581
{\an8}[commentator continues indistinctly]

1238
01:08:51,628 --> 01:08:56,257
We got beer, vodka, cigs.

1239
01:08:56,340 --> 01:08:57,466
Finally.

1240
01:08:57,550 --> 01:08:59,302
[David sighs]

1241
01:08:59,385 --> 01:09:01,595
[Madalyn] Hope you didn't forget
about me, Danny.

1242
01:09:03,264 --> 01:09:04,849
No, I did not.

1243
01:09:05,809 --> 01:09:07,101
[Madalyn grunting] Oh, hey.

1244
01:09:10,104 --> 01:09:11,439
[chuckles]

1245
01:09:15,276 --> 01:09:16,610
Sorry it ain't a martini.

1246
01:09:16,695 --> 01:09:18,446
Oh, it's the good stuff.

1247
01:09:22,158 --> 01:09:23,242
Yeah.

1248
01:09:24,285 --> 01:09:25,745
My Billy Boy...

1249
01:09:26,663 --> 01:09:29,332
he used to mix a mean Manhattan.

1250
01:09:34,462 --> 01:09:36,130
Here's to new friends.

1251
01:09:39,550 --> 01:09:41,385
You're all right, Danny Fry.

1252
01:09:47,141 --> 01:09:48,434
Mmm.

1253
01:09:48,517 --> 01:09:49,978
[sighs]

1254
01:09:50,895 --> 01:09:53,982
You know, I'm real sorry
we're putting you through all this.

1255
01:09:54,065 --> 01:09:56,567
It's not you.
It's David.

1256
01:09:57,276 --> 01:09:59,696
I'd watch your ass around him
if I were you.

1257
01:09:59,779 --> 01:10:01,280
You know, I trusted him.

1258
01:10:01,364 --> 01:10:02,699
[chuckles] Look where it got me.

1259
01:10:06,786 --> 01:10:11,124
I'm, uh... heading to Florida next week

1260
01:10:11,833 --> 01:10:13,459
for my daughter's fifth birthday.

1261
01:10:14,377 --> 01:10:16,545
I'm using my take
to set up her college fund.

1262
01:10:20,049 --> 01:10:22,051
Yeah. She's awful sweet.

1263
01:10:23,177 --> 01:10:26,139
And lucky to have you for a father.

1264
01:10:26,222 --> 01:10:27,265
Thanks.

1265
01:10:30,518 --> 01:10:31,936
In the end...

1266
01:10:33,437 --> 01:10:35,189
family is all we got.

1267
01:10:55,501 --> 01:10:57,045
[phone ringing]

1268
01:11:00,631 --> 01:11:02,341
- [Roy faintly] Hello.
- [Bill sighs]

1269
01:11:06,262 --> 01:11:08,681
- [Roy] All right, sounds good.
- [dog barking]

1270
01:11:09,891 --> 01:11:10,934
Jack just called.

1271
01:11:11,017 --> 01:11:13,394
He has the sketch of the guy
who sold Garth's car.

1272
01:11:23,612 --> 01:11:25,073
Who the fuck is that?

1273
01:11:37,919 --> 01:11:40,588
[showerhead trickling]

1274
01:11:49,430 --> 01:11:50,431
Get out!

1275
01:12:06,865 --> 01:12:08,074
[line ringing]

1276
01:12:08,157 --> 01:12:10,038
[on recording] <i>This is Bob Fry.</i>
<i>Leave a message.</i>

1277
01:12:10,076 --> 01:12:11,160
[answering machine beeps]

1278
01:12:11,244 --> 01:12:14,205
[chuckling] Hey, Bob, it's, uh...
it's Danny.

1279
01:12:14,288 --> 01:12:18,251
Um... You know, I was actually just headed
back to Florida just now, but, um...

1280
01:12:19,460 --> 01:12:21,820
I've got a couple things
I gotta tie up still here in Texas.

1281
01:12:21,880 --> 01:12:23,297
So, uh...

1282
01:12:24,465 --> 01:12:26,550
But I'm gonna be sending you a letter.

1283
01:12:26,634 --> 01:12:31,180
And if you could just hang onto it for me,
that would be great.

1284
01:12:31,264 --> 01:12:33,182
Okay, thanks.
Bye.

1285
01:12:36,685 --> 01:12:37,896
[sighs]

1286
01:12:52,869 --> 01:12:54,328
[Garth sighs]

1287
01:12:54,412 --> 01:12:55,413
Garth?

1288
01:12:56,497 --> 01:12:57,748
Yes, Mother?

1289
01:12:59,500 --> 01:13:01,752
I know you don't like me very much.

1290
01:13:03,296 --> 01:13:05,423
That's not true, Mother.

1291
01:13:06,049 --> 01:13:08,885
Well, you call me names behind my back.

1292
01:13:08,968 --> 01:13:11,179
You mean like "fat cunt"?

1293
01:13:11,262 --> 01:13:13,264
You call me "fat cunt"?

1294
01:13:13,347 --> 01:13:14,473
Yeah.

1295
01:13:15,141 --> 01:13:17,018
Well, you've called me worse.

1296
01:13:18,895 --> 01:13:20,271
I suppose.

1297
01:13:22,440 --> 01:13:25,026
It doesn't mean anything, you know that.

1298
01:13:26,277 --> 01:13:27,861
What about you, Red?

1299
01:13:29,030 --> 01:13:33,076
You hate me for taking you
away from your father?

1300
01:13:33,159 --> 01:13:34,827
You didn't take me away from him.

1301
01:13:39,873 --> 01:13:41,960
I was too hard on him.

1302
01:13:43,836 --> 01:13:46,130
I'm too hard on all of you.

1303
01:13:47,798 --> 01:13:50,759
You're only hard on us
because you believe we can be great.

1304
01:13:51,677 --> 01:13:52,886
[chuckles softly]

1305
01:13:54,680 --> 01:13:56,224
I love you two.

1306
01:13:57,183 --> 01:13:58,267
Uh-huh.

1307
01:14:00,436 --> 01:14:04,941
Everything I've ever done, I...
I've done for you kids.

1308
01:14:06,692 --> 01:14:07,860
Bill, too.

1309
01:14:12,823 --> 01:14:14,158
What do you say?

1310
01:14:15,409 --> 01:14:16,744
When we get out of this,

1311
01:14:16,827 --> 01:14:22,125
we take a drive down to Dallas
and visit your father, hmm?

1312
01:14:23,167 --> 01:14:25,128
- Are you serious?
- I am.

1313
01:14:25,211 --> 01:14:27,505
And if the bastard refuses to see us,

1314
01:14:27,588 --> 01:14:30,758
[chuckling] well, I'll just bang down
the goddamn door.

1315
01:14:30,841 --> 01:14:31,842
[all chuckling]

1316
01:14:32,843 --> 01:14:35,013
- Now, that I'd like to see.
- [laughs]

1317
01:14:51,029 --> 01:14:52,488
[door opens]

1318
01:16:00,431 --> 01:16:01,640
[fridge opens]

1319
01:16:07,563 --> 01:16:08,772
[fridge closes]

1320
01:16:36,467 --> 01:16:37,885
I'm gonna miss you, Red.

1321
01:16:39,262 --> 01:16:40,471
Don't call me that.

1322
01:16:43,807 --> 01:16:44,850
No.

1323
01:16:49,105 --> 01:16:51,149
No! No!

1324
01:16:58,656 --> 01:16:59,823
[news theme playing]

1325
01:16:59,907 --> 01:17:03,327
[newscaster] <i>She called herself</i>
<i>the most hated woman in America.</i>

1326
01:17:03,411 --> 01:17:07,290
{\an8}<i>Tonight, the incredible case</i>
<i>of Madalyn Murray O'Hair.</i>

1327
01:17:08,416 --> 01:17:10,959
{\an8}[reporter] <i>In 1963, Madalyn Murray O'Hair</i>

1328
01:17:11,043 --> 01:17:13,003
<i>found the cause
that would make her famous.</i>

1329
01:17:13,086 --> 01:17:14,672
<i>And some say, rich.</i>

1330
01:17:14,755 --> 01:17:18,426
{\an8}<i>She filed a lawsuit against</i>
<i>the Baltimore public school board.</i>

1331
01:17:18,509 --> 01:17:20,844
<i>The case would go
all the way to the Supreme Court</i>

1332
01:17:20,928 --> 01:17:23,347
<i>in a landmark ruling
that banned prayer in schools.</i>

1333
01:17:23,431 --> 01:17:25,266
<i>Over the next three decades,</i>

1334
01:17:25,349 --> 01:17:28,852
<i>no one person has been thought
a bigger threat to religion.</i>

1335
01:17:28,936 --> 01:17:33,232
{\an8}<i>In 1995, Madalyn was 77 years old,</i>
<i>in failing health,</i>

1336
01:17:33,316 --> 01:17:36,109
{\an8}<i>and likely would've spent</i>
<i>her remaining years in relative obscurity.</i>

1337
01:17:36,777 --> 01:17:38,279
<i>Except that, before she could die,</i>

1338
01:17:38,362 --> 01:17:41,532
<i>the nation's most famous atheist
suddenly vanished.</i>

1339
01:17:42,450 --> 01:17:44,719
[Jack] <i>Well, the thing that strikes you</i>
<i>is there was no panic</i>

1340
01:17:44,743 --> 01:17:46,745
{\an8}<i>when the Murray O'Hairs disappeared.</i>

1341
01:17:46,829 --> 01:17:48,997
{\an8}<i>There was no real effort to find them.</i>
<i>Uh...</i>

1342
01:17:49,081 --> 01:17:51,542
{\an8}<i>Yet there was over $600,000 missing,</i>

1343
01:17:51,625 --> 01:17:53,294
{\an8}<i>Robin's car was abandoned,</i>

1344
01:17:53,377 --> 01:17:56,797
{\an8}<i>and another was sold</i>
<i>by a mysterious stranger.</i>

1345
01:17:57,423 --> 01:17:59,717
[reporter] <i>Mark Sparrow answered</i>
<i>the ad in the newspaper</i>

1346
01:17:59,800 --> 01:18:01,510
<i>and thought he'd found a steal of a deal</i>

1347
01:18:01,594 --> 01:18:05,138
{\an8}<i>since the car was priced</i>
<i>$5,000 below Blue Book value.</i>

1348
01:18:05,223 --> 01:18:07,433
{\an8}<i>But although</i>
<i>Garth Murray's signature appears</i>

1349
01:18:07,516 --> 01:18:09,685
<i>- on the title of transfer documents...</i>
- Danny?

1350
01:18:09,768 --> 01:18:13,731
<i>Sparrow is certain that the man
who sold him the car was not Garth Murray.</i>

1351
01:18:15,233 --> 01:18:18,068
[Bob] Right before Danny disappeared,
I got a call.

1352
01:18:18,151 --> 01:18:19,945
He told me he was sending a letter.

1353
01:18:22,114 --> 01:18:23,491
There weren't many details.

1354
01:18:24,450 --> 01:18:28,912
But he said he and a guy named Gary Karr
were in on a kidnapping scheme,

1355
01:18:28,996 --> 01:18:31,081
brought in by somebody
called David Waters.

1356
01:18:31,164 --> 01:18:33,000
David Waters?

1357
01:18:33,083 --> 01:18:35,461
Danny said these people they took...

1358
01:18:35,544 --> 01:18:37,630
were expecting to come out of it alive.

1359
01:18:38,922 --> 01:18:40,799
But he wasn't so sure.

1360
01:18:40,883 --> 01:18:43,261
And you told all this to the police?

1361
01:18:43,344 --> 01:18:44,470
Sure.

1362
01:18:44,553 --> 01:18:48,432
Yeah, but they didn't seem too keen
on looking for a missing ex-con.

1363
01:18:48,516 --> 01:18:50,601
I called Waters up looking for Danny.

1364
01:18:51,519 --> 01:18:53,229
He made up some excuse.

1365
01:18:54,146 --> 01:18:55,939
And then he threatened to kill my family.

1366
01:19:00,861 --> 01:19:02,946
Are you prepared to go on the record?

1367
01:19:07,159 --> 01:19:08,160
Yeah.

1368
01:19:23,592 --> 01:19:26,178
{\an8}[woman] <i>Mr. Waters,</i>
<i>I'm not one for plea agreements,</i>

1369
01:19:26,262 --> 01:19:28,556
{\an8}<i>but I don't really have a say</i>
<i>in the matter.</i>

1370
01:19:28,639 --> 01:19:30,516
<i>You've discussed this with your lawyer?</i>

1371
01:19:36,021 --> 01:19:37,064
Go ahead.

1372
01:19:39,608 --> 01:19:41,777
Gary was like a mad dog.

1373
01:19:43,279 --> 01:19:45,448
<i>Sooner or later he was gonna bite.</i>

1374
01:19:45,531 --> 01:19:47,074
[thud]

1375
01:19:48,409 --> 01:19:49,743
[loud thud]

1376
01:19:54,790 --> 01:19:55,791
David.

1377
01:20:01,964 --> 01:20:03,173
[door opens]

1378
01:20:03,256 --> 01:20:05,217
[Gary breathing heavily]

1379
01:20:06,635 --> 01:20:08,346
Oh, Jesus Christ.

1380
01:20:08,429 --> 01:20:09,430
Oh...

1381
01:20:10,348 --> 01:20:11,349
[Danny stammers] Oh...

1382
01:20:11,432 --> 01:20:14,184
God damn it, Karr.
What the fuck did you do?

1383
01:20:15,561 --> 01:20:17,020
[Danny] Jesus! David?

1384
01:20:18,481 --> 01:20:19,815
What are we gonna do now?

1385
01:20:19,898 --> 01:20:22,025
- [softly] Calm down.
- [Danny breathing heavily]

1386
01:20:22,109 --> 01:20:23,944
I knew something like this
was gonna happen.

1387
01:20:24,027 --> 01:20:26,655
We gotta get her body into the bedroom
so they don't see her.

1388
01:20:28,657 --> 01:20:29,658
Oh, no.

1389
01:20:31,535 --> 01:20:33,120
[sobbing] No! David, no!

1390
01:20:33,203 --> 01:20:35,122
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.

1391
01:20:35,205 --> 01:20:36,832
[straining]

1392
01:20:39,377 --> 01:20:41,629
Danny, do something!

1393
01:20:43,589 --> 01:20:45,173
Mother!

1394
01:20:48,636 --> 01:20:49,803
No!

1395
01:20:51,764 --> 01:20:52,973
[grunts]

1396
01:20:57,436 --> 01:21:00,898
- No!
- Don't look! Don't look!

1397
01:21:00,981 --> 01:21:02,358
[straining]

1398
01:21:08,989 --> 01:21:10,366
[sobbing]

1399
01:21:26,840 --> 01:21:28,926
[sobbing continues]

1400
01:21:42,773 --> 01:21:44,608
[sobbing] Oh, God!

1401
01:22:06,004 --> 01:22:07,297
Do it.

1402
01:22:14,805 --> 01:22:16,098
[panting]

1403
01:22:17,600 --> 01:22:20,352
- [grunts]
- [gasping]

1404
01:22:36,452 --> 01:22:37,453
Here.

1405
01:22:41,331 --> 01:22:42,374
Do it.

1406
01:22:53,969 --> 01:22:55,012
Do it.

1407
01:22:55,929 --> 01:22:56,930
[sniffling]

1408
01:23:01,268 --> 01:23:02,770
Gary, I can't.

1409
01:23:03,854 --> 01:23:05,355
[sobbing]

1410
01:23:07,733 --> 01:23:09,026
[sawing]

1411
01:23:11,654 --> 01:23:13,614
[Danny sobbing]

1412
01:23:21,914 --> 01:23:22,956
[Gary yells]

1413
01:23:25,959 --> 01:23:29,421
[David] <i>He couldn't be trusted</i>
<i>to keep his mouth shut, so...</i>

1414
01:23:29,505 --> 01:23:31,464
I had Gary take him out, too.

1415
01:23:37,012 --> 01:23:39,056
[woman] What happened to the money?

1416
01:23:40,974 --> 01:23:42,017
[scoffs]

1417
01:23:44,520 --> 01:23:45,729
[sighs]

1418
01:23:51,109 --> 01:23:53,779
We kept the gold in a storage locker.

1419
01:23:55,405 --> 01:23:58,158
And when we went to collect... [sighs]

1420
01:23:58,241 --> 01:23:59,577
it was gone.

1421
01:24:01,494 --> 01:24:02,871
We'd been robbed.

1422
01:24:05,207 --> 01:24:07,000
Fucking five-dollar lock.

1423
01:24:14,675 --> 01:24:16,509
I never intended to kill her.

1424
01:24:19,512 --> 01:24:22,099
<i>But I can't say
that I'm sorry that she's dead.</i>

1425
01:24:26,895 --> 01:24:28,814
[reporter] <i>We're live here at Camp Wood,</i>

1426
01:24:28,897 --> 01:24:31,984
<i>where confessed murderer David Waters
is leading police</i>

1427
01:24:32,067 --> 01:24:35,237
<i>to the spot where he buried
the bodies of Madalyn Murray O'Hair,</i>

1428
01:24:35,320 --> 01:24:39,199
<i>her son and granddaughter,
on that gruesome night in 1995.</i>

1429
01:24:39,282 --> 01:24:41,402
<i>There were rumors that
they had fled to New Zealand...</i>

1430
01:24:41,451 --> 01:24:43,746
Well, at least she didn't go unnoticed.

1431
01:24:43,829 --> 01:24:47,583
<i>police finally narrowed in on Waters
and his partner in crime, Gary Karr...</i>

1432
01:24:47,666 --> 01:24:49,417
She would've appreciated that.

1433
01:24:49,501 --> 01:24:51,837
<i>also charged with the murder
of a third kidnapper.</i>

1434
01:24:51,920 --> 01:24:53,505
[birds chirping]

1435
01:24:56,884 --> 01:24:58,135
[lid clatters]

1436
01:25:10,939 --> 01:25:13,525
Please, no prayers.
She wouldn't have wanted that.

1437
01:25:32,377 --> 01:25:36,506
<i>Does it worry you that, uh, when you die,
that there's not going to be nirvana</i>

1438
01:25:36,589 --> 01:25:38,425
<i>or whatever you care to call it?</i>

1439
01:25:38,508 --> 01:25:41,219
[laughs] <i>When I die,</i>
<i>I don't want some religious nut</i>

1440
01:25:41,303 --> 01:25:45,557
<i>shoving a rosary up my ass
or communion wafer down my throat.</i>

1441
01:25:45,641 --> 01:25:48,101
<i>But I wouldn't mind
a small corner of the outdoors</i>

1442
01:25:48,185 --> 01:25:52,648
<i>where the sun can filter through the trees
and lay a gentle hand on my face.</i>

1443
01:25:52,731 --> 01:25:55,400
<i>Three words on my tombstone.</i>

1444
01:25:55,483 --> 01:25:57,945
<i>"Woman."
I've loved being a woman.</i>

1445
01:25:58,028 --> 01:26:01,323
<i>"Grandmother."
I've loved being a grandmother.</i>

1446
01:26:01,406 --> 01:26:04,576
<i>And "mother."
I have loved being a mother.</i>

1447
01:26:05,535 --> 01:26:07,788
<i>That's what I'd like to be
remembered for most.</i>

1448
01:26:07,871 --> 01:26:10,833
<i>That's what I'd like it to say
on my tombstone, but...</i>

1449
01:26:11,834 --> 01:26:12,876
<i>being who I am,</i>

1450
01:26:12,960 --> 01:26:17,130
<i>I'm not expecting I'll be having</i>
<i>a goddamn tombstone.</i> [chuckles]