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::Italian subs addicted::
[www.italiansubs.net]
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Translation: biancaneve94,
kaosmental, madly, batmarta
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Lingerie 1x07
Comfortable fit.
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Review: zefram cochrane
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Try not to dirty my computer.
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Why don't you use yours?
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Because there is no wifi in my room.
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I wanted to install a wireless network but no
You said don't break yourself or pay yourself,
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because you already steal the
signal to the one above.
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It's not my fault you wanted a
loft does not receive the signal.
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You're an idiot, man.
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Shit face!
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I can't believe we don't have it
I never thought of something like this!
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I had never heard of that
from OnlineOneNighters.com!
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It seems a little strange to me.
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Not too strange for
Stephanie, apparently.
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You're just angry because it's
he managed to move forward.
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He hasn't moved on!
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He's just trying to make me jealous.
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And it doesn't work one bit.
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[Sure!]
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Why'? Did he say something?
[Exactly...]
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- Maybe.
- Well what?
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[YOU ARE AN IDIOT!]
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I hate you.
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Ok, I posted my ad below...
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"Various encounters",
Now post an ad.
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I don't know, man.
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Maybe I should call Maddie again.
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Because'?
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Good good.
But what should I write?
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I don't know what to write.
[You just can't write!]
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Write something.
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The writer's advice!
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I can't think of anything
Elegant. I have a block.
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[Intestinal blockage, I guess.]
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Hey, what did you write...?
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What the fuck, Russ!
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Why the hell are you screaming?
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Sorry friend.
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You really are 4 years old, did you know that?
Just a 4 year old!
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I apologized to you!
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Just be yourself.
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And write anything
I would get a girl to respond.
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Move, damn!
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Get out of my room!
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It's time to go to bed,
fucking baby
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I didn't even make it to the audition.
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The casting director said that
I looked completely different from the photos.
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- Then he told me I could go.
- Actually?
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Yeah'! He told me to go home.
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Yes, you would need them
just some new photos.
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Why don't you try on that blue blouse?
You look disheveled in this one.
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And believe me, you're not
nothing disheveled.
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Well, what you pay, what you get.
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*[And think that I you
I get it without paying!]
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[An hour to button a shirt?
We've seen the tits, let's go!]
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Josie's drummer had them for me.
made for free, so I couldn't...
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- Josephine? Was she your girlfriend in Seattle?
- She's my girlfriend.
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Was. Don't know.
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- Are you still trying to solve it?
- I'm still looking for the right girl.
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Or the right guy.
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Oh, that's right.
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You like boys too.
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Yes they are worth it.
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And how do you know if
Is a boy worth it?
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I just know it.
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Well. Keep your back straight.
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Cheer up.
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Face down, but wait.
lips slightly open.
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I loved Josie, but...
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I felt so suffocated!
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It doesn't have to be like this.
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It's easy for you to talk
Mr. Open Relationship.
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Perfect.
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I don't know if I could be with just one person.
especially, knowing that he sleeps with others.
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I don't blame her though.
Rick is really great.
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I knew I had entered
camping with him, but...
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Is she sleeping with Rick now too?
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Yeah'.
*[Cornutaccio...]
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Sorry, I thought...
I thought you knew.
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No...
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I knew it.
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But...
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It doesn't surprise me.
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Lacey is special.
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I don't want to stop her.
*[When I see it I'll beat that up...]
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He can sleep with whoever he wants.
*[Grrr...]
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And you?
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The same thing.
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I can do it too.
*[Logical, I'm a man!]
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Do you think I'm worth it?
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Let's find out...
*[Let's fuck him...]
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[Finally the scene in which everyone
We were waiting! Let's see how it evolves...]
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[Damn, how many buttons, huh?]
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[We have already noticed it with the buttons...]
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[Vanessa, we miss you
your qualities...as an actress! ]
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[But what does it do? Does he bark?]
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[Yes, right, not black
It never goes out of style.]
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[But have you noticed what's missing?]
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[The usual tune of an adventure! then you will understand
the reason for the ingenious decision to omit it.]
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[Please watch how she undresses.]
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[One leg out...]
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[and the other comes out.]
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[You're hearing a clue why not
there is the usual music in the background.]
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[Note how the foot
right of the "actress"]
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[be legitimately free from
every item of clothing...]
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[With this tapestry we cannot
Don't even comment on the furniture!]
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Ah, Jason...
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[You're starting to understand why it wasn't like that.
put the music in the background?]
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[Come on, it's not hard to get there! you have
3 more fucking minutes to think about it...]
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Jason...
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[In the meantime, prepare to
discover a big mistake...]
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[something that will make many lose
point out the series in your eyes...]
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[It's not like you're starting with a high score! But
the milk may reach your knees.]
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[And while golden butts show us the "side
b"take off your pants completely...]
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[or rather almost completely...]
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[An error appears!!!
Now you will see it better...]
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[Vanessa still has one leg
of the pants tucked in!!!]
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[However, handsome Jason gave them to him first.
it had completely slipped. Wow!]
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[And in the short journey completed
They disappeared again!!]
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[But where are they? in a trapdoor
Under the rug? MYSTERY!]
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[But let's not forget the main reason
then we watch this series...]
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[Let's enjoy perhaps the best scene.
7 episodes now.]
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MY GOD!
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[More than enjoying it, it seems like a
pig to the slaughterhouse, anyway...]
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[But it takes half a second
stop with those hands?]
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[But at least it's not a plastic scene!
In fact, no plastic, a lot of meat...]
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[Or maybe there will be an armchair
leather-like plastic.]
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[If you haven't figured it out yet, I'll tell you
me because the music is missing.]
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[Why rack your brains to
a musical background...]
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[when the "actors" finally have
increased the level of performance...]
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[learning to play i
mating sounds?]
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[Actually, come on, credit where it's due... I'd say
improvements on an exponential scale!]
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MY GOD!
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Do you still think I'm worth it?
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[It's more exciting with
She's watching, huh!?]
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Make sure you get the
Measures perfectly.
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Oh darling, please, I'm like that.
Precision in millimeters and centimeters.
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I don't even need the meter.
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Gray or blue?
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Oh my god, someone
call the bronx zoo
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and tell him that I found the
rhinoceros they had lost.
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Of course, Jeffery.
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You measured the last
five male models.
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Right is right.
I finish with him,
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and you move and you're going to empty those
tissue boxes you ordered.
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You realize I'm using it
Roberto's best jeans?
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If I find even one more hole
of those that Roberto wanted to put there,
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you will return to the streets of
Meatpacking District to refund my money.
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Gray or blue?
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It's not my fault you bought the jeans.
Two sizes smaller than yours.
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Stress for my spring collection
It is causing water retention.
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Relax, you look good.
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Anyway, just so you know...
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I have never worked in
Meat district.
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I'm a Times Square girl.
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Right, honey?
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Gray or blue?
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Oh, for God's sake, gray!
You know it's the new black.
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A few extra kilos do not give you the right
Use that tone with me, sister.
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I'm taking a smoke break.
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You don't smoke.
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So?
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There's so much estrogen here.
which would be too much even for The View.
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And blue it is!
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[Here is the music
It's very accurate...]
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[His legs are very crooked!
Do you like horseback riding?]
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[It was good too
"Let's go to work", right?]
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[Attention! Warning for the faint of heart]
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[which have not yet recovered after the
almost real sex scene from before:]
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[pause because here yes
exaggerate, heart-stopping things...]
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HELLO...
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Are you the jack of all trades?
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Well, yes, ma'am.
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I heard it's a job...
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very hard, then I
I brought my...
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bigger tools...
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Well the ad said
that you were well equipped.
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Follow me.
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let me show you where
your care is necessary.
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- I have these plumbing problems...
- Yes'...
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The water comes but...
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I can't heat it.
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I don't believe it.
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In what?
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I can't believe I have this problem!
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It's terrible.
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But...
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plumbing is my specialty.
[Of course...]
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So... you know how
make it hot then...
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Oh yes'!
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Oops! you dropped your
tool belt...
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Thank God!
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[In the name of all women
I declare myself a certified idiot.]
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[Two sex scenes in the space of 10 minutes...
I appreciate the director's effort!]
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[And what details!]
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[Yes, Cody, it's hard work but
Someone has to do it...]
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[You can almost glimpse something...]
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Oh yes...
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[That blue vase is HORRIBLE.]
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[And here I challenge you to find
lamps of any kind!]
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[This new "actress" seems
I know what he's doing...]
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[You will have already understood that
What kind of man is Cody?]
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[Massi', surely he knows that with him
sweet words are needed...]
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[ZAC! We saw it here!]
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[And it is about 30 cm from
where Cody's face is.]
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[Cody is basically a bit
like a child...]
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*[There's dust on the ground there!]
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[First you give him the sugar...]
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Like'...
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[You have to let him try
try your luck at games for adults...]
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[Also incite and encourage him to
advance, experiment...]
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Don't stop...
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Yes'...
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[Then, however, firmly
you have to teach the ABC...]
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[A: WHAT.]
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Fuck me!
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[B: WHERE.]
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On the kitchen table!
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*[Sometimes the student gives satisfaction.]
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[Repeat iuvant...]
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Keep fucking me.
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[And finally C: HOW.]
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Yes, like that...
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[And B again: WHERE.]
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Fuck me on the counter.
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*[Ugh, how indecisive,
but we were there before!]
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[Note that there are not two
Identical glasses in there!]
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How am I doing it?
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[Let's hope so
Lesson learned!!]
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- How?
- As'.
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- Do you like it?
- I like it!
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As'!
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As'! More difficult!
[Either one or the other!]
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Did you like it?
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Fantastic! And hot!
[Water or what?]
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[And about boiling water, yes
fades away... great direction!]
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Nailed!
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Hammered at home!
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That?
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Grabbed, squeezed, dipped!
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I put mine
snake in the drain.
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WHO? You are talking about the
Your meeting online?
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OnlineOneNighters.com!
It was great!
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She was fantastic.
247
00:16:30,963 --> 00:16:31,963
Actually?
248
00:16:32,302 --> 00:16:34,036
Already'. I propose a toast.
249
00:16:34,618 --> 00:16:36,007
To a new era,
250
00:16:36,037 --> 00:16:38,837
and to our new motto:
251
00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:40,377
"Various encounters."
252
00:16:42,123 --> 00:16:44,841
Yes, but I haven't done it yet.
met someone
253
00:16:45,352 --> 00:16:47,443
I didn't receive any response
to my ad.
254
00:16:47,473 --> 00:16:48,473
None?
255
00:16:48,694 --> 00:16:49,944
- No.
- Shit!
256
00:16:50,508 --> 00:16:51,910
What did the ad say?
257
00:16:52,366 --> 00:16:53,993
What you told me to write.
258
00:16:54,309 --> 00:16:55,739
And what did I tell you to write?
259
00:16:56,031 --> 00:16:57,034
Hooray...
260
00:16:57,064 --> 00:16:58,264
yourself and...
261
00:16:58,758 --> 00:17:00,736
and write what one
the girl would respond.
262
00:17:00,766 --> 00:17:02,108
Are you kidding me?
263
00:17:02,418 --> 00:17:03,766
I was joking!
264
00:17:04,195 --> 00:17:06,773
I was fucking with you, idiot!
265
00:17:07,457 --> 00:17:10,201
You really wrote that you love
comic conventions,
266
00:17:10,890 --> 00:17:12,965
read anime and
baseball games?
267
00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:15,360
So? I like these things!
268
00:17:15,588 --> 00:17:18,011
And you yourself signed: "Looking for love."
269
00:17:19,453 --> 00:17:21,627
What's happening'? Woman
They love romance.
270
00:17:22,086 --> 00:17:25,152
Not the ones you find in
OnlineOneNighters.com, you idiot!
271
00:17:25,182 --> 00:17:26,278
Shut up, idiot.
272
00:17:26,987 --> 00:17:28,837
Women love fantasy!
273
00:17:30,081 --> 00:17:31,929
Read what I wrote:
274
00:17:32,741 --> 00:17:34,879
"Single, self-employed guy,
275
00:17:34,909 --> 00:17:38,060
He loves role-playing as a handyman,
276
00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:42,174
to meet the needs of women
splendid and open-minded."
277
00:17:42,338 --> 00:17:43,750
Wow, what the fuck.
278
00:17:44,922 --> 00:17:48,582
Women don't have one night stands
They want to know anything about you.
279
00:17:49,606 --> 00:17:53,540
Like when Stephanie didn't want to anymore
Do you hear from you after your round trip?
280
00:17:53,570 --> 00:17:54,570
[I got you!]
281
00:17:55,348 --> 00:17:56,895
This is a low blow man.
282
00:17:57,633 --> 00:17:59,220
But I'll help you anyway,
283
00:17:59,323 --> 00:18:01,315
because you are a child
discovering the world.
284
00:18:01,345 --> 00:18:03,150
Take one of my answers.
285
00:18:03,799 --> 00:18:05,517
Tell him to meet you at Ducan's house.
286
00:18:06,248 --> 00:18:07,519
Don't ruin it.
287
00:18:08,334 --> 00:18:10,834
Oh! And tell him to use it
a red shirt,
288
00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:14,115
so you can understand how hot it is
already as he crosses the room.
289
00:18:14,145 --> 00:18:17,067
[With the ass he has, there will be something
10 with the red shirt!]
290
00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:18,128
Good.
291
00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:26,920
[Synthetic wood! Horrible!]
292
00:18:34,079 --> 00:18:35,554
But what the hell is...?
293
00:18:36,161 --> 00:18:37,811
[And what did I say?]
294
00:18:41,905 --> 00:18:43,055
It's a nightmare!
295
00:18:44,870 --> 00:18:45,870
Hey!
296
00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:48,203
Watch where you step.
297
00:18:48,233 --> 00:18:50,729
you could hurt someone
with those weapons.
298
00:18:50,874 --> 00:18:51,983
What did you say?
299
00:18:52,703 --> 00:18:56,464
- Nothing. But be careful, okay?
- That's not what you said, idiot.
300
00:18:56,805 --> 00:19:00,205
Would you like the entire women's team
Midtown Softball Fire Department
301
00:19:00,261 --> 00:19:01,726
kick your ass?
302
00:19:02,089 --> 00:19:03,448
I hate softball...
303
00:19:06,601 --> 00:19:08,117
Oh, sorry.
304
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,854
I don't feel it.
305
00:19:10,538 --> 00:19:12,952
That's a red shirt
What do you have under your jacket?
306
00:19:13,679 --> 00:19:15,308
Hmm... it depends.
307
00:19:15,338 --> 00:19:16,338
About what?
308
00:19:16,714 --> 00:19:18,114
Do you play softball?
309
00:19:18,319 --> 00:19:19,755
I hate softball.
310
00:19:20,874 --> 00:19:21,874
Well!
311
00:19:22,928 --> 00:19:24,216
*[Are you an idiot or what?]
312
00:19:30,936 --> 00:19:34,677
Americans have giant glasses
into which they pour half an inch of wine. Why?
313
00:19:38,947 --> 00:19:42,064
Semper fidelis fidelibus amoribus.
314
00:19:42,381 --> 00:19:44,298
[The pronunciation of Latin poi...]
315
00:19:44,443 --> 00:19:46,251
"Always faithful to you my love."
316
00:19:46,622 --> 00:19:48,036
Someone I know?
317
00:19:49,001 --> 00:19:51,263
No. I like the sound of it.
318
00:19:52,751 --> 00:19:53,865
It's wonderful.
319
00:19:54,919 --> 00:19:56,978
my father made me
studying Latin in high school.
320
00:19:57,139 --> 00:19:58,697
the only thing he gave me
321
00:20:00,621 --> 00:20:02,617
We haven't spoken since
when you came back
322
00:20:02,647 --> 00:20:05,571
How was the photo session?
with jason? It's the second, right?
323
00:20:07,186 --> 00:20:08,427
It turned out well.
324
00:20:08,953 --> 00:20:09,967
Just good?
325
00:20:11,222 --> 00:20:14,549
said he's gone
very well and he never says it.
326
00:20:14,718 --> 00:20:15,819
Actually?
327
00:20:17,176 --> 00:20:18,329
Did he say anything else?
328
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:21,272
That your close-ups were fantastic,
329
00:20:21,302 --> 00:20:23,832
that you are natural in front
to the camera,
330
00:20:23,862 --> 00:20:25,797
and that you would like to do more.
331
00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:28,363
Are you interested?
332
00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:31,362
Model for me?
333
00:20:35,350 --> 00:20:36,458
Maybe.
334
00:20:37,359 --> 00:20:39,773
- Do you mind if I think about it?
- Calm!
335
00:20:40,857 --> 00:20:42,879
Is there anything you want to talk to me about?
336
00:20:43,849 --> 00:20:46,578
No, I... actually I'm a little tired.
337
00:20:46,608 --> 00:20:47,608
But...
338
00:20:47,877 --> 00:20:49,566
Thanks for the cup!
339
00:20:50,888 --> 00:20:52,288
- Evening!
- Evening!
340
00:20:57,431 --> 00:20:59,431
Always faithful to you, my love.
341
00:21:10,953 --> 00:21:12,215
Hello handsome!
342
00:21:18,718 --> 00:21:20,956
It seems that the red team is
He returned home safely.
343
00:21:20,986 --> 00:21:23,060
Yes, indeed! Thank you very much!
344
00:21:23,090 --> 00:21:24,740
Cody, meet Nina.
345
00:21:25,182 --> 00:21:26,876
Nina, this is Cody.
346
00:21:26,906 --> 00:21:29,233
The advertisement said that
Your name is Cody.
347
00:21:30,023 --> 00:21:31,653
If that is...
348
00:21:31,900 --> 00:21:34,401
- Our names are both... Cody.
- Both of your names are Cody.
349
00:21:34,431 --> 00:21:35,431
Yes'...
350
00:21:35,620 --> 00:21:36,620
True.
351
00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:38,082
But it doesn't surprise me.
352
00:21:39,826 --> 00:21:42,196
I wouldn't use it either
my real name online.
353
00:21:42,311 --> 00:21:44,360
you had dates dates
In "Various" before?
354
00:21:44,390 --> 00:21:45,586
Absolutely not.
355
00:21:45,616 --> 00:21:50,383
I wanted to see what kind of man writes a
Sad porn ad and I hope it works.
356
00:21:50,413 --> 00:21:51,783
But it worked.
357
00:21:52,263 --> 00:21:53,502
Let me guess.
358
00:21:53,532 --> 00:21:54,955
You are the real Cody...
359
00:21:54,985 --> 00:21:57,656
And you are the cool friend he has
I need help with women.
360
00:21:57,686 --> 00:21:59,536
Yes, that would be me, Russ.
361
00:22:00,021 --> 00:22:01,121
Well, Rus...
362
00:22:01,515 --> 00:22:04,798
Here we are... How about you show it to me?
The way to your bedroom?
363
00:22:05,057 --> 00:22:07,937
[He not only needs
I help with women...]
364
00:22:08,254 --> 00:22:09,704
[It's really stupid!]
365
00:22:10,929 --> 00:22:12,629
[It's not a threesome, huh?]
366
00:22:16,845 --> 00:22:18,650
And forget about the tools.
367
00:22:18,937 --> 00:22:20,887
[Delicious joke, don't you think?]
368
00:22:22,941 --> 00:22:24,341
[ZAC! Music!]
369
00:22:28,093 --> 00:22:31,378
If you thought it was sleazy,
Why did you come home with me?
370
00:22:31,408 --> 00:22:32,735
Because you're cute.
371
00:22:34,476 --> 00:22:35,526
Shut up!
372
00:22:35,779 --> 00:22:37,318
[She understood it too!]
373
00:22:37,674 --> 00:22:39,026
Take off your shirt.
374
00:22:39,524 --> 00:22:41,124
[And here also the ABC...]
375
00:22:51,150 --> 00:22:52,924
- Do you like it?
- Take it!
376
00:22:53,261 --> 00:22:55,575
[In short... we make it work!]
377
00:22:56,064 --> 00:22:57,326
Take off your shoes!
378
00:22:57,909 --> 00:22:59,859
[YOU MUST TELL HER EVERYTHING! EVERYTHING!]
379
00:23:03,318 --> 00:23:04,568
And these too.
380
00:23:04,821 --> 00:23:05,821
Well!
381
00:23:14,926 --> 00:23:16,876
[Now let's see if the socks...]
382
00:23:18,730 --> 00:23:19,731
[Well done!]
383
00:23:26,495 --> 00:23:27,780
Jump over!
384
00:23:35,061 --> 00:23:38,888
[If it moved less it wouldn't be like this
It is obvious that he is 10cm taller...]
385
00:23:42,972 --> 00:23:44,766
[Applause for the lights.]
386
00:23:50,504 --> 00:23:54,155
[It says in all the manuals
that green light inspires sex.]
387
00:23:58,540 --> 00:23:59,890
[Don't you believe it?]
388
00:24:02,072 --> 00:24:04,572
[Well done! It was to see if you believed it!]
389
00:24:06,567 --> 00:24:10,241
[It's the best way to make you believe
of sleeping with a lizard.]
390
00:24:13,691 --> 00:24:15,892
[Or with the Incredible Hulk.]
391
00:24:16,449 --> 00:24:18,921
[However, given the topic
I would lean towards the lizard.]
392
00:24:19,388 --> 00:24:21,838
[But was that lamp there the other time?]
393
00:25:04,454 --> 00:25:05,654
It's beautiful.
394
00:25:17,916 --> 00:25:21,016
[So from below Cody looks
and it sucks, come on!]
395
00:25:28,927 --> 00:25:32,384
[V authors must take
cue for scenes with Lisa and Tyler]
396
00:25:38,870 --> 00:25:41,720
[If they got a little closer, yes
I would see something...]
397
00:25:42,085 --> 00:25:45,885
[I can't read the titles
in the library, what did you understand?]
398
00:26:31,300 --> 00:26:32,857
Keep trying harder, I like it.
399
00:26:38,106 --> 00:26:40,780
[If it takes us a while
wax up there...]
400
00:26:40,932 --> 00:26:43,724
[bam, we found it with the
face on the wall!]
401
00:26:43,754 --> 00:26:45,033
I like it.
402
00:26:46,434 --> 00:26:48,116
I want to show you something.
403
00:26:49,672 --> 00:26:50,672
Come here.
404
00:26:51,167 --> 00:26:54,780
[Look, I just repainted the
roof. Do you like this tone?]
405
00:26:54,810 --> 00:26:57,745
[Well, you know, from this perspective
the green is not very light.]
406
00:27:04,890 --> 00:27:06,002
I like how it is.'
407
00:27:12,034 --> 00:27:13,143
It's lovely.
408
00:27:19,739 --> 00:27:23,091
[Eat a little, my girl,
You are skin and bones!]
409
00:27:34,771 --> 00:27:36,071
That's right...
410
00:27:41,127 --> 00:27:42,497
Keep fucking me.
411
00:27:42,894 --> 00:27:45,733
*[And who moves! once
as much as I can...]
412
00:27:50,636 --> 00:27:51,673
I'm coming.
413
00:27:51,703 --> 00:27:53,208
Wait a minute...
414
00:27:53,474 --> 00:27:54,861
Now yes.
415
00:28:13,844 --> 00:28:16,127
the best match
in the darkness of history.
416
00:28:17,338 --> 00:28:18,338
Very good!
417
00:28:20,398 --> 00:28:23,211
[In case you're wondering...
no, the domain doesn't really exist.]
418
00:28:23,490 --> 00:28:25,828
OnlineOneNighters.com
419
00:28:26,205 --> 00:28:27,505
It was great!
420
00:28:27,735 --> 00:28:30,240
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