1 00:00:00,375 --> 00:00:03,035 [theme music] 2 00:00:35,660 --> 00:00:38,960 [music continues] 3 00:01:07,192 --> 00:01:09,362 [instrumental music] 4 00:01:20,163 --> 00:01:21,293 - Morning. - Hi. 5 00:01:21,331 --> 00:01:23,581 Mr. Moore, how's your third period today? 6 00:01:23,625 --> 00:01:26,035 Whatever happened to how was your weekend? 7 00:01:27,045 --> 00:01:30,165 Yes, I'm free for your third period. 8 00:01:30,215 --> 00:01:31,585 Good. Mr. Wigan's sick. 9 00:01:31,633 --> 00:01:33,643 I need you to cover his chemistry class. 10 00:01:33,676 --> 00:01:35,636 Well, I don't know that much about chemistry. 11 00:01:35,678 --> 00:01:36,758 Why should that stop you? 12 00:01:36,805 --> 00:01:39,135 You don't know that much about history, either. 13 00:01:39,182 --> 00:01:40,772 [laughs] 14 00:01:40,809 --> 00:01:43,059 You walked right into that one. 15 00:01:45,146 --> 00:01:46,266 Well, how was it? 16 00:01:46,314 --> 00:01:48,824 - How was what? - Your weekend. I'm asking. 17 00:01:48,858 --> 00:01:53,398 Oh! It was great. I met an interesting woman. 18 00:01:53,446 --> 00:01:55,236 Interesting? How? 19 00:01:55,281 --> 00:01:58,281 - Very.. - Oh, wow! 20 00:01:58,326 --> 00:02:01,326 - She's gorgeous. - That's what's interesting. 21 00:02:01,371 --> 00:02:04,041 You didn't meet her borrowing a cup of sugar. 22 00:02:04,082 --> 00:02:06,082 Hey, I have a wife. 23 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:08,746 You know, it's a beautiful Saturday afternoon. 24 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:10,955 SoHo. Art gallery. 25 00:02:11,005 --> 00:02:14,215 We're looking at an Andy Warhol. 26 00:02:14,259 --> 00:02:16,139 I'm looking, she's buying. 27 00:02:16,177 --> 00:02:17,927 Next thing you know we're having a cup of coffee 28 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:19,891 and I'm telling her my life story. 29 00:02:19,931 --> 00:02:21,351 Which she finds fascinating? 30 00:02:21,391 --> 00:02:24,731 More than fascinating. Mesmerizing. 31 00:02:24,769 --> 00:02:26,189 We're having dinner together 32 00:02:26,229 --> 00:02:27,939 at my place a week from tomorrow. 33 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:30,901 Ooh! Gee, why wait so long, Charlie? 34 00:02:30,942 --> 00:02:33,152 She has a modeling assignment in Brazil. 35 00:02:33,194 --> 00:02:34,364 - Great. - Hmm. 36 00:02:34,404 --> 00:02:38,584 Oh, that gives you a whole week to redecorate or move. 37 00:02:38,616 --> 00:02:41,156 Well, actually she knows all about me. 38 00:02:41,202 --> 00:02:42,582 I don't know that much about her though. 39 00:02:42,620 --> 00:02:44,250 Actually, Charlie, you know a lot about her. 40 00:02:44,289 --> 00:02:46,749 She's beautiful, she can look forward to Andy Warhol 41 00:02:46,791 --> 00:02:49,091 and she's got very good taste in men. 42 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:51,047 - What's her name? - Shayeeda. 43 00:02:51,087 --> 00:02:52,877 And she's a phony. 44 00:02:54,090 --> 00:02:55,970 Fooled me. 45 00:02:58,928 --> 00:03:00,048 [bell rings] 46 00:03:00,096 --> 00:03:01,386 Okay, let's get started. 47 00:03:01,431 --> 00:03:02,431 Uh, Alan, by the way 48 00:03:02,473 --> 00:03:04,393 I didn't get a chance to tell.. 49 00:03:04,434 --> 00:03:07,154 ...you and Darlene, that I was very impressed 50 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:09,397 by your presentation on the Berlin Wall. 51 00:03:09,439 --> 00:03:11,399 - We're ready, Mr. Moore. - Janice. 52 00:03:11,441 --> 00:03:13,531 - Would you like to see it now? - In a minute. 53 00:03:13,568 --> 00:03:16,318 But you're cutting into our time, Mr. Moore. 54 00:03:16,362 --> 00:03:17,952 Janice, you're only ten years old. 55 00:03:17,989 --> 00:03:19,619 Time is all you've got. 56 00:03:19,657 --> 00:03:22,197 Forget it, Mr. Moore, let her start. 57 00:03:22,243 --> 00:03:24,003 Okay, I'll talk to you later. 58 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:26,577 No. We're just givin' in to her 'cause she's a little kid. 59 00:03:26,623 --> 00:03:29,463 - How's she ever gonna learn? - What's she gonna learn? 60 00:03:29,500 --> 00:03:31,340 She already knows everything. 61 00:03:31,377 --> 00:03:32,797 [sighs] Thank you, Eric. 62 00:03:32,837 --> 00:03:35,587 - Can we start now? - Okay. Start. 63 00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:37,302 Hurry up. 64 00:03:39,469 --> 00:03:41,549 - The US-- - Oh! This is Arvid's part. 65 00:03:41,596 --> 00:03:44,266 And I'll do mine next, but first I'll operate 66 00:03:44,307 --> 00:03:46,677 the visuals for his segment. 67 00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:51,977 [clears throat] 68 00:03:52,023 --> 00:03:54,863 Arvid is going to analyze the importance of the space race 69 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:58,201 and the propaganda data between the two superpowers. 70 00:03:58,238 --> 00:03:59,318 - Russia-- - Uh.. 71 00:03:59,364 --> 00:04:01,374 J-Janice, you-you're saying my part. 72 00:04:01,407 --> 00:04:02,947 - No, I'm not. - Yes, you are. 73 00:04:02,992 --> 00:04:05,202 - I'm introducing you. - You don't have to. 74 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:07,785 They-they know me. Uh, I, I'm Arvid, right? 75 00:04:07,830 --> 00:04:09,620 [indistinct chatter] 76 00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:11,076 Okay. Ahem. 77 00:04:11,125 --> 00:04:14,995 By April 1961, the Russians had already put a man in orbit. 78 00:04:15,046 --> 00:04:19,006 So, now, what could the US do that will be truly spectacular? 79 00:04:19,050 --> 00:04:23,350 - Put a man on the moon. - Oh, that's it. Forget it. 80 00:04:24,722 --> 00:04:26,272 Anyone got a tranquilizer dart? 81 00:04:26,307 --> 00:04:28,937 I got a clear shot at her from here. 82 00:04:28,977 --> 00:04:30,557 Just, just relax, Janice. 83 00:04:30,603 --> 00:04:32,273 Now, now, you two have this all set. 84 00:04:32,313 --> 00:04:33,823 Why don't you just stick with that? 85 00:04:33,856 --> 00:04:36,526 You have to back off, okay? We can't hear what Arvid is saying. 86 00:04:36,567 --> 00:04:37,897 No, this is my project 87 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:40,204 and I'm just as much a part of it as Arvid is. 88 00:04:40,238 --> 00:04:42,528 - He's doing fine on his own. - 'Yeah.' 89 00:04:42,573 --> 00:04:43,913 - 'Yeah.' - Okay, then. 90 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:47,250 Let him do it on his own if everybody loves him so much! 91 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:50,157 (in unison) Oh, Janice. Janice. Janice. 92 00:04:50,206 --> 00:04:53,916 - Excuse me for a moment. - Let me talk to her, Mr. Moore. 93 00:04:54,585 --> 00:04:56,875 She'll listen to me. 94 00:04:58,548 --> 00:05:00,718 Do you know what the problem is, Mr. Moore? 95 00:05:00,758 --> 00:05:02,428 She's young, she's brilliant 96 00:05:02,468 --> 00:05:05,258 but she's immature. Socially naive. 97 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:08,885 Being in a class like this must be very stressful. 98 00:05:08,933 --> 00:05:12,233 Alan, that's a sensitive observation, you know. 99 00:05:12,270 --> 00:05:15,570 - What do you propose we do? - Get rid of her. 100 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:20,864 Uh, she's alright, Mr. Moore. She just needs to be alone. 101 00:05:20,903 --> 00:05:23,993 I mean, if she was really upset, she'd be playing her.. 102 00:05:24,032 --> 00:05:25,662 [cello music] 103 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:27,370 ...cello. 104 00:05:27,410 --> 00:05:30,080 Uh, I'll be right back, you just, uh, carry on 105 00:05:30,121 --> 00:05:31,411 with what you were doing. 106 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:34,246 All we were doing is wasting time. 107 00:05:34,292 --> 00:05:36,252 Keep wasting. 108 00:05:39,255 --> 00:05:42,505 Mr. Moore, what's wrong with Janice? 109 00:05:42,550 --> 00:05:46,220 - Well, she's upset. - Janice.. 110 00:05:47,847 --> 00:05:49,467 Janice. 111 00:05:49,515 --> 00:05:53,225 This is your high school principal talking to you. 112 00:05:56,522 --> 00:05:58,442 She's upset. 113 00:05:58,483 --> 00:06:01,073 - Right. Exactly. - Take care of this. 114 00:06:01,110 --> 00:06:02,570 This is a hallway in a high school 115 00:06:02,612 --> 00:06:05,322 not the waiting room at "Star Search." 116 00:06:09,452 --> 00:06:10,912 Janice. 117 00:06:12,330 --> 00:06:15,170 - Janice. - Yes? 118 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:18,418 I think you made your point. 119 00:06:18,461 --> 00:06:19,461 Thank you. 120 00:06:19,504 --> 00:06:22,804 Can you tell me, uh ...what was your point? 121 00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:24,470 - I'm hated. - Oh! 122 00:06:24,509 --> 00:06:25,889 They don't hate you, Janice. 123 00:06:25,927 --> 00:06:28,847 Alright, they severely dislike me. 124 00:06:28,888 --> 00:06:31,718 Well, you weren't exactly Mother Teresa in there. 125 00:06:31,766 --> 00:06:35,726 Why should I be nice to them? They are never nice to me. 126 00:06:35,770 --> 00:06:39,360 It's always, "Janice, shut up!" or "Janice, cool it!" 127 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:43,439 It's got to I hate any sentence that begin with my name. 128 00:06:44,487 --> 00:06:45,947 Janice.. 129 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:50,617 Ahem! Lazarotto, look.. 130 00:06:50,660 --> 00:06:52,250 What's your real problem here? 131 00:06:52,286 --> 00:06:55,036 I mean, what do you want from them? 132 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:56,791 I don't know, it's just that 133 00:06:56,833 --> 00:06:58,543 they're always hanging around together. 134 00:06:58,584 --> 00:07:02,634 They go to places and things, and they never ask me. 135 00:07:02,672 --> 00:07:04,762 Can't be just because I'm younger. 136 00:07:04,799 --> 00:07:09,259 I'm more than compensate with my superior intelligence. 137 00:07:09,303 --> 00:07:13,433 Something you rarely fail to mention to them. 138 00:07:13,474 --> 00:07:16,854 Mr. Moore, I just thought of something. 139 00:07:16,894 --> 00:07:19,564 Could I be obnoxious? 140 00:07:20,565 --> 00:07:22,725 Well.. 141 00:07:22,775 --> 00:07:26,195 Look, uh, you can't dwell on the past. 142 00:07:26,237 --> 00:07:28,607 What there is of it, uh.. 143 00:07:28,656 --> 00:07:31,366 ...you have to start fresh, today. 144 00:07:31,409 --> 00:07:35,199 (Mr. Moore) Now, I think that you should make the first move. 145 00:07:35,246 --> 00:07:37,616 Maybe invite them over. 146 00:07:37,665 --> 00:07:39,875 - Throw a party. - That's it! 147 00:07:39,917 --> 00:07:41,837 I know what to do, Mr. Moore. 148 00:07:41,878 --> 00:07:44,008 - Bye. - Wait.. 149 00:07:48,885 --> 00:07:51,795 [cello music] 150 00:07:58,311 --> 00:08:00,901 [instrumental music] 151 00:08:02,899 --> 00:08:05,779 (Samuels) 'Mr. Moore, phone call from Brazil.' 152 00:08:05,818 --> 00:08:08,778 - Uh, Brazil? - Maybe you've heard of it. 153 00:08:08,821 --> 00:08:12,201 It's the largest country in South America. 154 00:08:12,241 --> 00:08:15,121 Hello. Hi. 155 00:08:16,370 --> 00:08:19,500 It's okay. I, I got it. 156 00:08:19,540 --> 00:08:21,830 - It's personal. - Okay. Alright. 157 00:08:21,876 --> 00:08:25,206 - Everybody, move along. - Hi, Shayeeda. 158 00:08:25,254 --> 00:08:28,724 Well, it's great to hear your voice too. 159 00:08:28,758 --> 00:08:32,048 No, it's about, uh, 8:30 in the morning here. 160 00:08:32,094 --> 00:08:34,184 Uh, how-how did you.. 161 00:08:34,222 --> 00:08:38,022 Oh, you remembered Fillmore High School, huh? 162 00:08:38,059 --> 00:08:39,479 Do you mind? 163 00:08:44,732 --> 00:08:47,612 Yeah. No, I have not forgotten about dinner. 164 00:08:47,652 --> 00:08:50,402 - Mr. Moore! Mr. Moore! - Uh, Janice, I'm on the phone. 165 00:08:50,446 --> 00:08:53,026 - I'm gonna have a party. - Can it, can it wait? 166 00:08:53,074 --> 00:08:55,034 - Will you come? - Uh.. 167 00:08:55,076 --> 00:08:56,826 C-c-can we talk about this later? 168 00:08:56,869 --> 00:08:58,539 No, Shayeeda. No, we can talk now, I.. 169 00:08:58,579 --> 00:09:01,749 - Do you promise? - I, I promise. I, I promise. 170 00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:04,461 - That's one. - Okay. Uh, yeah. 171 00:09:05,753 --> 00:09:08,423 Okay. I can't wait, uh.. 172 00:09:08,464 --> 00:09:11,014 Okay. Bye-bye. 173 00:09:14,262 --> 00:09:16,562 Do you know a restaurant called Manne? 174 00:09:16,597 --> 00:09:18,887 Oh, yeah. You're having dinner there? 175 00:09:18,933 --> 00:09:21,813 - Yeah, Saturday. - Start saving up. 176 00:09:23,354 --> 00:09:24,944 [bells rings] 177 00:09:24,981 --> 00:09:28,231 Okay, everybody, sorry, I'm late. Uh, let's get started. 178 00:09:28,276 --> 00:09:30,236 Mr. Moore, did you get one of these? 179 00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:31,358 What is that? 180 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:32,994 An invitation to a Smurf party. 181 00:09:33,030 --> 00:09:35,660 Oh, uh, yes, I did. Janice's party. 182 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:39,200 [chuckles] She's trying to be friendly. I think it's a big step. 183 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:42,075 The step may be big, but the party is gonna be small 184 00:09:42,123 --> 00:09:44,383 because nobody is going. 185 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:46,627 Oh, not nobody. I'm going. 186 00:09:48,212 --> 00:09:50,302 Who is this blue person? 187 00:09:50,339 --> 00:09:51,759 This is gonna be like getting trapped on 188 00:09:51,799 --> 00:09:54,679 the "It's A Small World" ride for three hours. 189 00:09:54,719 --> 00:09:56,549 I don't wanna go to a party where the chairs are 190 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:57,926 six inches off the floor. 191 00:09:57,972 --> 00:10:01,892 Not only am I going but I expect to see each of there as well. 192 00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:03,644 [indistinct chatter] 193 00:10:03,686 --> 00:10:05,726 Janice has made a gesture of friendship 194 00:10:05,771 --> 00:10:09,071 and the only decent thing to do is respond in kind. 195 00:10:10,318 --> 00:10:12,648 I mean, come on, what is one night 196 00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:14,815 out of your entire lifetime? 197 00:10:16,407 --> 00:10:19,037 - Which night? - Saturday. 198 00:10:19,076 --> 00:10:20,536 - No. - Yes. 199 00:10:20,578 --> 00:10:22,368 - No. - Yes. 200 00:10:25,833 --> 00:10:27,963 Sorry, I'm late, but I was trying to get 201 00:10:28,002 --> 00:10:30,052 Dr. Samuels to come to my party. 202 00:10:30,087 --> 00:10:31,457 - Well, is he coming? - No. 203 00:10:31,505 --> 00:10:35,255 He said he was planning to have a previous engagement. 204 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:39,056 Spot quiz, everyone. Yesterday's material. 205 00:10:39,096 --> 00:10:40,556 - Oh, my God! - Mr. Moore. 206 00:10:40,598 --> 00:10:42,268 I've got it on my computer. 207 00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:44,138 [indistinct chatter] 208 00:10:44,185 --> 00:10:47,935 Not for you, but I do have a question for you. 209 00:10:47,980 --> 00:10:50,110 Do you really think that Saturday night 210 00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:52,069 is the best time for this party? 211 00:10:52,109 --> 00:10:55,819 Everybody knows, Saturday night is party night. 212 00:10:55,863 --> 00:11:00,283 Oh.. Uh, Saturday night party is such a cliche. 213 00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:02,326 Well, it's my first party 214 00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:04,250 and I wanna keep it traditional. 215 00:11:04,288 --> 00:11:08,788 There's your problem. See, it, it.. Y-you're in a rut, Janice. 216 00:11:08,834 --> 00:11:11,304 Y-you're unwilling to try anything new. 217 00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:15,587 I mean, be radical, get crazy, try Friday. 218 00:11:16,884 --> 00:11:18,764 No. Saturday is fine. 219 00:11:18,803 --> 00:11:21,393 - You are coming, aren't you? - Oh, of course. 220 00:11:21,430 --> 00:11:23,640 Good, because for a moment I thought 221 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:26,773 you might be planning to bail out on me too. 222 00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:29,520 - Ahem. - Janice? 223 00:11:29,563 --> 00:11:31,023 Yeah. 224 00:11:31,982 --> 00:11:33,692 Could I bring someone? 225 00:11:33,734 --> 00:11:36,034 [instrumental music] 226 00:11:38,739 --> 00:11:41,529 [instrumental music] 227 00:11:44,495 --> 00:11:46,455 [sighs] What's the use? 228 00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:49,750 I don't think anybody is coming. 229 00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:52,592 It's early yet, Janice, it's only.. 230 00:11:52,628 --> 00:11:53,748 Oh, my goodness. 231 00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:54,916 [doorbell buzzes] 232 00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:56,554 There's somebody! 233 00:11:56,590 --> 00:12:00,430 Come on, Dennis. Come on, Arvid. Join the party. 234 00:12:00,469 --> 00:12:02,759 [instrumental music] 235 00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:11,312 This is it? Just us? 236 00:12:11,355 --> 00:12:13,685 Well, thanks, Janice. It's been real nice. 237 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:16,993 Come on, Arvid, let's go. We still have time to donate blood. 238 00:12:17,027 --> 00:12:19,777 Blood? Now? Aren't they closed? 239 00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:21,742 We'll break in. 240 00:12:23,325 --> 00:12:24,485 - Hi. - Oh, hi. 241 00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:26,615 Hi, everybody. I'm so glad you could make it. 242 00:12:26,662 --> 00:12:28,502 (Jawaharlal) Welcome to the lonely party. 243 00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:30,209 Sarah, have a jelly bean, please. 244 00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:33,459 Okay, everybody. Get your rat faces. 245 00:12:33,502 --> 00:12:38,092 Boy rodents over here. Girl rodents are over there. 246 00:12:38,132 --> 00:12:39,382 (Dennis) Rat faces? 247 00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:42,595 What are we gonna play, Janice? Spread the plague? 248 00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:46,639 Here, Darlene, put on a rat face. 249 00:12:46,682 --> 00:12:49,272 In a minute, Janice, I just have to finish my term paper. 250 00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:53,940 - Just put it on, please. - Janice, why rat faces? 251 00:12:53,981 --> 00:12:57,441 Because they were all out of pig faces. 252 00:12:57,485 --> 00:13:00,235 Do you mind if I wear mine as a wrist corsage? 253 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,534 - Hi, every.. - Hi. 254 00:13:03,574 --> 00:13:05,084 Hi. 255 00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:12,583 Okay, everybody. We'll start with Brain Teasers! 256 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,625 Maybe we shouldn't get really insane 257 00:13:14,668 --> 00:13:16,088 until Mr. Moore gets here. 258 00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:17,878 Okay. Here's an easy one. 259 00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:21,512 Thirteen percent of all the people in DeKalb, Illinois 260 00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:23,510 have unlisted phone numbers. 261 00:13:23,552 --> 00:13:28,472 If you select 13,000 names at random from the phonebook 262 00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:30,976 what is the expected number of people 263 00:13:31,018 --> 00:13:33,268 with unlisted phone numbers? 264 00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:36,442 - Oh. Oh, Janice. - I'm waiting. 265 00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:38,482 Okay, I'll tell you. Zero. 266 00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:42,566 People with unlisted phone numbers aren't listed. 267 00:13:42,613 --> 00:13:44,243 [laughing] 268 00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:52,705 Okay, num-nums, here's another one. 269 00:13:57,795 --> 00:13:59,795 [murmuring] 270 00:14:01,632 --> 00:14:04,592 Just in time, Mr. Moore. Here, put on a rat face. 271 00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:05,925 Well, you wanna hold the festivities 272 00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:08,810 just a second, Janice. This is my friend, Shayeeda. 273 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,178 - This is Janice. - Hello. 274 00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:12,104 Hi. I hope that you're good at charades. 275 00:14:12,142 --> 00:14:13,602 Well, we'll find out. 276 00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:16,614 Uh, let me introduce you to the rest of the ladies. 277 00:14:16,647 --> 00:14:20,187 Uh, this is, Maria and Simone 278 00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:23,744 and Sarah and Darlene. Shayeeda. 279 00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:26,123 And, uh, the fellas, of course. 280 00:14:26,156 --> 00:14:27,946 - Uh, Alan. - How do you do? 281 00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:31,122 Eric, Dennis, Jawaharlal 282 00:14:31,161 --> 00:14:34,121 and, uh, Arvid, this is Shayeeda. 283 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,328 Arvid? 284 00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:40,049 Would you like something to drink? 285 00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:43,297 Oh, yes, uh, I'd like a Black Russian with Stoli. 286 00:14:43,340 --> 00:14:44,930 I don't know what that is. 287 00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:48,347 But do you want it in a Smurf cup or a Snoopy cup? 288 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,972 Do you have a diet soda? 289 00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:54,176 Two. In Snoopy cups. 290 00:14:55,185 --> 00:14:59,355 Listen, she's very special, and this is a big night for her. 291 00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:00,898 And you're very special too. 292 00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:03,611 It could be a big night for everyone. 293 00:15:04,361 --> 00:15:06,611 Darling, this is wild fun, but what time 294 00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:07,905 is our dinner reservation? 295 00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:09,738 Uh, 8:30. You know, with all these masks 296 00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:11,793 it must seem like carnival in Brazil, right? 297 00:15:11,827 --> 00:15:13,077 That's a half hour from now. 298 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:15,710 Well, we better not fill-up on these jelly beans. 299 00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:19,417 Hello, I'm Dr. Lazarotto. 300 00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:21,090 And this is Dr. Lazarotto. 301 00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:22,798 Oh, you're both psychiatrists. 302 00:15:22,838 --> 00:15:24,878 Uh, Charlie Moore, and this is Shayeeda. 303 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,844 - Shayeeda? - Just Shayeeda. 304 00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:31,505 - Well, let's not hover, dear. - Right. This is Janice's hour. 305 00:15:31,555 --> 00:15:34,015 - Here you go. - Thank you. 306 00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:36,228 Okay, everybody. 307 00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:38,518 It's time to play Ghost. 308 00:15:38,562 --> 00:15:41,862 Maybe I'll just talk to the adults. Okay? 309 00:15:44,693 --> 00:15:45,823 - Charlie? - Yeah. 310 00:15:45,861 --> 00:15:47,281 - Mr. Moore. - Yeah. Uh, uh, yes. 311 00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:49,821 Charlie, you said we'd just put in an appearance. 312 00:15:49,865 --> 00:15:52,235 Yeah, well, just let me get things started, okay? 313 00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:53,744 - Yes. - Come on. 314 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:54,996 It's time to play Ghost. 315 00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:57,037 Well, d-do you really think that's what everybody 316 00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:58,331 wants to do right now? 317 00:15:58,374 --> 00:15:59,674 That's what I planned. 318 00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:01,788 See what I mean? She's pushin' us around again. 319 00:16:01,835 --> 00:16:05,965 - Well, not really. - Do you want to play Ghost? 320 00:16:06,006 --> 00:16:07,966 Ahem. See you have some music here, Janice. 321 00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:11,388 Anybody feel like dancing? I mean, we could dance. Yeah. 322 00:16:11,428 --> 00:16:13,008 Great idea. 323 00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:15,675 - Allow me to take this. - Yeah. 324 00:16:16,725 --> 00:16:18,845 [upbeat music] 325 00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:20,597 [children singing] 326 00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:23,396 - Oh. - Oh, Janice! 327 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:28,030 Janice, we should go now. 328 00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:30,410 Janice, don't you have anything else? 329 00:16:30,447 --> 00:16:33,367 Why should she bother? It's her bedtime soon. 330 00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:36,039 Maybe my parents have another record. 331 00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:39,918 It'll probably be "Floyd Sings Songs for Young Lovers." 332 00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:41,497 [laughs] 333 00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:45,131 It's Floyd. "Young Gun." Ha ha. 334 00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:59,388 Well, nothing like ending a party on a real high. 335 00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:02,147 - Can we go now? - Darling.. 336 00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:03,687 Janice is gonna find some music. 337 00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:05,821 Now, we are right on the edge for some real fun. 338 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,898 I don't think I could handle anymore fun. Shall we? 339 00:17:07,943 --> 00:17:11,453 Well, uh, I think we should stay a little longer. 340 00:17:11,488 --> 00:17:13,778 A little longer is a lifetime. 341 00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:15,994 Face it, Mr. Moore, it's a very boring party. 342 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,655 I don't think it's gonna get any better. 343 00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:21,503 Yeah, it's like the flu. You have to suffer till it's over. 344 00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:24,960 No, you don't. Uh, t-this party is what we make it. 345 00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:27,632 - It is not just Janice. - Charlie, really? 346 00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:30,261 No, that's very sweet, but I'm starving. 347 00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:32,379 I'm getting a boredom headache. I have to leave, really. 348 00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:34,676 Uh. This is a very important night for her. 349 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,640 She's gone through a lot of trouble here. 350 00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:38,520 'I mean, just a few more minutes.' 351 00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:40,887 You know, put on the old rat nose, play some charades. 352 00:17:40,934 --> 00:17:45,234 Okay, Charlie, you want charades? Alright, one word. 353 00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:49,149 Goodbye? 354 00:18:00,537 --> 00:18:01,907 You let her get away? 355 00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:03,865 You're a very sick man, Mr. Moore. 356 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:06,416 If you'd like to leave, you're free to go with her. 357 00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:09,090 Uh, however, I do think when you're leaving a party 358 00:18:09,129 --> 00:18:13,049 it's considered polite to say goodnight to your hostess. 359 00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:15,934 I'll go get her. 360 00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:24,728 Come in. 361 00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:27,479 Who's your friend? 362 00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:29,533 Big Ted. 363 00:18:29,566 --> 00:18:31,606 He looks kind of upset. 364 00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:33,072 Yes. 365 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:36,122 Are you, and, uh, Big Ted going to, uh, spend 366 00:18:36,156 --> 00:18:38,406 the rest of the evening in here? 367 00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:39,410 Yeah. 368 00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:41,871 You really think that's considerate? 369 00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:44,122 You have guests in the living room. 370 00:18:44,164 --> 00:18:46,214 I don't wanna go out there anymore. 371 00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:48,790 I don't even wanna go to school anymore. 372 00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:52,296 - They all hate me. - Look, they don't hate you. 373 00:18:52,339 --> 00:18:56,469 - They're here, aren't they? - Yeah, but they're not trying. 374 00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:59,600 - Are you trying? - What do you mean? 375 00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:01,808 Well, last week in class when you were 376 00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:04,139 doing your presentation with Arvid 377 00:19:04,184 --> 00:19:07,314 were you trying to think about how he felt? 378 00:19:07,354 --> 00:19:09,154 I didn't have to, he knew what to do. 379 00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:13,529 Oh, but you didn't let him. You wanted to do it your way. 380 00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:16,659 Well, now you're giving the party your way. 381 00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:18,867 And you expect them to love it. 382 00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:20,327 Why shouldn't they? 383 00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:22,577 Well, you're not giving the party for them. 384 00:19:22,619 --> 00:19:24,959 You're giving it for yourself. 385 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,787 The rat noses, Smurfs. 386 00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:29,382 Those are all things that you like. 387 00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:31,038 What do they like? 388 00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:34,088 I don't know. 389 00:19:34,923 --> 00:19:36,433 Don't you think a smart hostess 390 00:19:36,466 --> 00:19:38,756 would take the trouble to find out? 391 00:19:40,387 --> 00:19:42,507 I'm a num-num, right? 392 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,980 But what do we do now? 393 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:50,149 Well, we could go back out in the living room with them 394 00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,689 just relax and see what happens. 395 00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:55,188 Maybe they'd like some food. 396 00:19:56,945 --> 00:19:59,865 Why didn't I think of that? 397 00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:02,947 Oh. And I'm sorry your date isn't having any fun. 398 00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:05,833 I think she's so sophisticated and beautiful 399 00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:08,211 and gorgeous and fabulous. 400 00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:11,338 - She left. - You're better off. 401 00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:19,469 Okay, everybody. 402 00:20:19,509 --> 00:20:22,349 I know this party is a real disaster. 403 00:20:22,387 --> 00:20:24,557 Nobody wants to be here. 404 00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:27,388 And I'm sorry I did everything wrong, okay? 405 00:20:27,434 --> 00:20:30,404 But I've got all this food and I don't wanna throw it out. 406 00:20:30,437 --> 00:20:33,267 So, could you take some before you go home? 407 00:20:44,868 --> 00:20:47,998 Hey, Janice, this is alright. 408 00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:51,208 - What is it? - Mexican pizza. 409 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,210 It is good, Janice. How do you make it? 410 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:57,262 Well, my mom uses three cheeses and.. What else? 411 00:20:57,297 --> 00:21:00,217 Jalapeno peppers, olives and Quantock cheese. 412 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:04,099 - The blue corn, of course. - You're a psychiatrist, right? 413 00:21:04,137 --> 00:21:05,597 I have this terrible anxiety problem. 414 00:21:05,639 --> 00:21:09,729 Mr. Moore, I'm so happy to have this opportunity to meet you. 415 00:21:09,768 --> 00:21:12,018 Well, actually, I've always been very curious 416 00:21:12,062 --> 00:21:13,442 about Janice's parents. 417 00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:15,360 Hey, is there any more of this? 418 00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:18,779 Eric, are you going to share that music with us or not? 419 00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:21,239 - Yeah, Eric. - Why not? 420 00:21:24,032 --> 00:21:25,702 [upbeat music] 421 00:21:25,742 --> 00:21:29,252 Mr. Moore, it's working. What happened? 422 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,158 You were a very gracious hostess. 423 00:21:31,206 --> 00:21:33,706 You gave them freedom to do what they want. 424 00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:35,130 They wanted to leave. 425 00:21:35,168 --> 00:21:36,498 Well, they changed their minds. 426 00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:38,255 You see, parties are funny that way. 427 00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,507 I mean, they come to life when you least expect it 428 00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:42,629 and then there's no stopping them. 429 00:21:42,676 --> 00:21:44,756 Like Godzilla. 430 00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:47,761 - Sort of. - Huh! That's it. 431 00:21:47,806 --> 00:21:49,426 I'll throw a Godzilla party next. 432 00:21:49,474 --> 00:21:51,944 And everybody comes dressed as Godzilla. 433 00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:55,687 Look.. Why don't we just enjoy this one for now, huh? 434 00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:58,781 Okay. Mr. Moore, would you care to boogie? 435 00:21:58,817 --> 00:22:00,397 I'd love to. 436 00:22:00,444 --> 00:22:02,744 [music continues] 437 00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:09,162 [instrumental music] 438 00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:44,700 [theme music]