1 00:00:01,701 --> 00:00:04,269 - Last time, on "everybody loves raymond"... 2 00:00:04,271 --> 00:00:05,671 - No, knock-knock jokes right now. 3 00:00:05,673 --> 00:00:07,106 We're going upstairs. 4 00:00:07,108 --> 00:00:09,074 - Geoffrey, say, "orange." 5 00:00:09,076 --> 00:00:10,509 - Marie, please stop. 6 00:00:10,511 --> 00:00:12,711 We are not telling knock-knock jokes right now. 7 00:00:12,713 --> 00:00:15,314 We are going upstairs for our baths, all right? 8 00:00:15,316 --> 00:00:16,348 Thank you. 9 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:17,349 Let's go. 10 00:00:17,351 --> 00:00:18,484 Let's go. 11 00:00:22,422 --> 00:00:24,556 - Well. 12 00:00:24,558 --> 00:00:26,125 - Your mother is acting like a child, 13 00:00:26,127 --> 00:00:27,559 Giving me the silent treatment. 14 00:00:27,561 --> 00:00:29,628 Do you realize how passive-aggressive that is? 15 00:00:29,630 --> 00:00:32,398 - First of all, I'm sorry I came over when I did. 16 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:34,566 I should know by now, by late afternoon, 17 00:00:34,568 --> 00:00:37,770 You've lost complete control of the kids. 18 00:00:41,641 --> 00:00:43,742 - So... 19 00:00:43,744 --> 00:00:45,644 She's talking to you again. 20 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:50,516 - Well, she can do whatever she wants, 21 00:00:50,518 --> 00:00:53,052 Because I'm done talking to her. 22 00:00:55,655 --> 00:00:58,223 - Now, I know when we're angry and hurt, 23 00:00:58,225 --> 00:01:01,427 We can only see the negative in the other person. 24 00:01:01,429 --> 00:01:04,663 But you two people know, deep down, 25 00:01:04,665 --> 00:01:06,598 How you feel about each other, 26 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:11,403 How you care about each other, and how much-- 27 00:01:11,405 --> 00:01:14,306 How much you love each other. 28 00:01:24,684 --> 00:01:26,652 - A good fastball with some movement on it. 29 00:01:26,654 --> 00:01:28,720 Down goes johnson. 30 00:01:28,722 --> 00:01:30,622 - Frank, if you're gonna have cereal, 31 00:01:30,624 --> 00:01:32,491 You can't just leave the milk sitting out. 32 00:01:32,493 --> 00:01:34,460 How many times have I told you that? 33 00:01:34,462 --> 00:01:35,527 - 1,000. 34 00:01:35,529 --> 00:01:37,729 Might as well just give it up. 35 00:01:39,866 --> 00:01:42,134 - Look at this place. 36 00:01:42,136 --> 00:01:43,702 It's a pigsty. 37 00:01:43,704 --> 00:01:46,105 You're like some kind of an animal. 38 00:01:46,107 --> 00:01:47,806 - A pig? 39 00:01:49,142 --> 00:01:52,344 - Just watch yourself, mister. 40 00:01:55,715 --> 00:01:57,716 - I tell ya, this thing with debra 41 00:01:57,718 --> 00:01:59,218 Has got her nuttier than ever. 42 00:01:59,220 --> 00:02:00,819 They should just lace up the gloves 43 00:02:00,821 --> 00:02:04,523 And go at it in the backyard. 44 00:02:04,525 --> 00:02:06,859 - Come on; those two are goin' through a tough time. 45 00:02:06,861 --> 00:02:09,828 All you can think about is how it affects you? 46 00:02:09,830 --> 00:02:13,465 - You're like a lady. 47 00:02:18,571 --> 00:02:20,439 - You know what I noticed? 48 00:02:20,441 --> 00:02:21,773 Even when debra's all, 49 00:02:21,775 --> 00:02:23,642 "ray! Ray! Ray! Ray! Ray! Ray! Ray!" 50 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:25,210 If she finds out I'm comin' over here, 51 00:02:25,212 --> 00:02:27,146 She goes out of her way to be nice to me. 52 00:02:27,148 --> 00:02:28,213 - What do you mean? 53 00:02:28,215 --> 00:02:29,715 - Well, like yesterday, 54 00:02:29,717 --> 00:02:31,283 Ma wanted me to come over, 55 00:02:31,285 --> 00:02:32,885 And debra all of a sudden was like, 56 00:02:32,887 --> 00:02:35,587 "hey, why don't you go hit a bucket of balls?" 57 00:02:35,589 --> 00:02:38,524 - She told you to go to the driving range? 58 00:02:38,526 --> 00:02:39,892 - Yeah. 59 00:02:39,894 --> 00:02:42,528 And then I also went on the go-carts. 60 00:02:44,564 --> 00:02:46,698 Hey, you know what? 61 00:02:46,700 --> 00:02:49,701 You should try this with mom, get what you want. 62 00:02:49,703 --> 00:02:51,703 Just talk to her, 63 00:02:51,705 --> 00:02:54,640 And throw debra into the mix. 64 00:02:54,642 --> 00:02:56,842 - Ah. 65 00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:59,211 I like that... 66 00:02:59,213 --> 00:03:02,881 Except for the "talk to her" part. 67 00:03:02,883 --> 00:03:04,516 - You can't do that to ma. 68 00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:05,884 She's your wife. 69 00:03:05,886 --> 00:03:08,887 - Go home. 70 00:03:08,889 --> 00:03:11,190 Hey, marie! 71 00:03:11,192 --> 00:03:12,424 - What? 72 00:03:12,426 --> 00:03:14,726 - Uh, you're right, 73 00:03:14,728 --> 00:03:16,728 I have been making a mess here. 74 00:03:16,730 --> 00:03:18,897 We'll just go over to debra's. 75 00:03:22,902 --> 00:03:24,336 - What are you talking about? 76 00:03:24,338 --> 00:03:25,637 - Yeah, yeah. 77 00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:27,339 I'll get out of your hair. 78 00:03:27,341 --> 00:03:28,840 - No, don't be silly. 79 00:03:28,842 --> 00:03:30,509 Sit. 80 00:03:30,511 --> 00:03:31,843 - No, no, no, no. 81 00:03:31,845 --> 00:03:33,579 It's easy enough to go across the street. 82 00:03:33,581 --> 00:03:34,813 Come on, ray. 83 00:03:34,815 --> 00:03:37,316 - No, why would you do that? 84 00:03:37,318 --> 00:03:39,284 You know what you need? 85 00:03:39,286 --> 00:03:41,386 Grilled cheese. 86 00:03:49,596 --> 00:03:51,230 - Double cheese? 87 00:03:51,232 --> 00:03:53,265 No crust? 88 00:03:53,267 --> 00:03:55,601 - Of course. Sit. 89 00:03:58,471 --> 00:04:00,806 Would you like a grilled cheese, raymond? 90 00:04:00,808 --> 00:04:03,342 - You got bacon? 91 00:04:03,344 --> 00:04:04,576 - Of course. 92 00:04:08,548 --> 00:04:10,015 - How about you, rob? 93 00:04:10,017 --> 00:04:13,518 no, thank you. 94 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:17,522 - Okay, then, two grilled cheese comin' up. 95 00:04:23,896 --> 00:04:25,998 - I love you. 96 00:04:36,410 --> 00:04:37,643 - Hello. 97 00:04:37,645 --> 00:04:40,012 Hey, ma. 98 00:04:40,014 --> 00:04:41,913 Yeah, yeah, dad's here. 99 00:04:41,915 --> 00:04:44,416 We're just watching the game. 100 00:04:44,418 --> 00:04:47,319 Yeah, but she's leaving to pick up the kids. 101 00:04:47,321 --> 00:04:48,720 - Does she want to know what I'm doing? 102 00:04:48,722 --> 00:04:51,757 Tell her I'm here too. 103 00:04:51,759 --> 00:04:53,058 - Robert's here too. 104 00:04:53,060 --> 00:04:54,459 I don't know. 105 00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:56,395 He wanted me to tell you. 106 00:04:58,331 --> 00:04:59,398 Yeah. 107 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:00,399 All right. 108 00:05:00,401 --> 00:05:03,001 Okay, bye-bye. 109 00:05:03,003 --> 00:05:05,504 Ma wasn't too happy that you're here, dad. 110 00:05:05,506 --> 00:05:07,806 - Good, she's getting the message. 111 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:09,341 I came over here 112 00:05:09,343 --> 00:05:10,909 Because the omelet she made me this morning 113 00:05:10,911 --> 00:05:14,413 Was half-assed. 114 00:05:15,815 --> 00:05:17,015 - You're here to punish ma? 115 00:05:17,017 --> 00:05:18,583 I think that's terrible. 116 00:05:18,585 --> 00:05:20,419 - No, I'll tell you what's terrible: 117 00:05:20,421 --> 00:05:24,823 A salami omelet that's skimpy on the salami. 118 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:26,358 - You know what, ray? 119 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:27,893 Tell your mother not to call here anymore. 120 00:05:27,895 --> 00:05:29,795 I am sick of feeling like I can't answer the phone 121 00:05:29,797 --> 00:05:31,029 In my own house. 122 00:05:31,031 --> 00:05:32,597 - I can't tell her not to call. 123 00:05:32,599 --> 00:05:35,067 - I'll do it. 124 00:05:35,069 --> 00:05:37,035 - All right, I'll tell her if she needs to talk to me 125 00:05:37,037 --> 00:05:39,604 To let the phone ring once-- that'll be her signal-- 126 00:05:39,606 --> 00:05:40,972 Then hang up and call back. 127 00:05:40,974 --> 00:05:42,708 - Fine, I'll use the same signal 128 00:05:42,710 --> 00:05:44,543 If you're over there and I need to talk to you. 129 00:05:44,545 --> 00:05:46,611 - And when I pick up, you do a little heavy breathing-- 130 00:05:46,613 --> 00:05:48,647 - I'll be back in half an hour. 131 00:05:53,519 --> 00:05:54,953 - Hello? 132 00:05:56,856 --> 00:05:58,824 - What's goin' on, ma? 133 00:05:58,826 --> 00:06:01,493 - I thought you boys could use a little snack. 134 00:06:01,495 --> 00:06:03,462 Stuffed mushrooms. 135 00:06:03,464 --> 00:06:05,097 - Let's have it. 136 00:06:09,102 --> 00:06:11,903 - I know it's usually slim pickings around here. 137 00:06:11,905 --> 00:06:13,538 That's why I wanted to bring these over 138 00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:15,407 As quickly as I could. 139 00:06:15,409 --> 00:06:17,709 - Mmm, these are good. 140 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:21,513 Better than that omelet. 141 00:06:21,515 --> 00:06:22,981 - Yes, I know. 142 00:06:22,983 --> 00:06:24,449 I'm sorry. 143 00:06:24,451 --> 00:06:26,485 I was almost out of salami, 144 00:06:26,487 --> 00:06:28,120 And I knew the omelet wasn't right. 145 00:06:28,122 --> 00:06:30,756 I should've just thrown it out or given it to robbie. 146 00:06:39,799 --> 00:06:41,433 Well, eat up, boys. 147 00:06:41,435 --> 00:06:43,168 There's plenty more where that came from... 148 00:06:43,170 --> 00:06:46,138 Across the street. 149 00:06:46,140 --> 00:06:50,842 - Ray, your car is blocking me, so if you-- 150 00:06:50,844 --> 00:06:54,546 So I'll just take your car. 151 00:06:54,548 --> 00:06:57,048 Okay? If that's okay. 152 00:06:57,050 --> 00:07:00,118 - Yeah, okay. 153 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:01,753 - Well, boys, I have to get back. 154 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:03,755 I've got a lot of treats to make, 155 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:06,158 Which will be delicious. 156 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:08,193 - You know, ray, as long as I'm taking your car, 157 00:07:08,195 --> 00:07:11,430 Do you want me to gas it up for you? 158 00:07:11,432 --> 00:07:15,767 - Oh, yeah, if you don't mind. 159 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:17,502 - No, no, it would be fun. 160 00:07:17,504 --> 00:07:20,939 - Frank, I'm gonna make cannelloni tonight. 161 00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:23,575 - Sounds okay. 162 00:07:23,577 --> 00:07:25,110 - Oh, actually, no. 163 00:07:25,112 --> 00:07:29,181 Instead of cannelloni, I'll make some lamb. 164 00:07:29,183 --> 00:07:31,450 A whole lamb. 165 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:34,619 - Yeah? 166 00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:36,755 With that mint jelly I like? 167 00:07:36,757 --> 00:07:41,460 - Of course, whatever you want, h-honey. 168 00:07:59,212 --> 00:08:02,180 - Oh, come on. 169 00:08:04,717 --> 00:08:06,051 - So, ray, uh... 170 00:08:06,053 --> 00:08:07,686 What if I bring home a pizza for dinner? 171 00:08:07,688 --> 00:08:09,221 - Oh. 172 00:08:09,223 --> 00:08:12,090 - And maybe a nice bottle of wine? 173 00:08:12,092 --> 00:08:14,192 - Oh! 174 00:08:17,797 --> 00:08:20,799 - Marie, no wine. 175 00:08:29,041 --> 00:08:31,576 - Frank, you rascal. 176 00:08:33,613 --> 00:08:36,114 - Okay, well, I'll see you, sweetie. 177 00:08:36,116 --> 00:08:37,782 Bye, frank. Bye, robert. 178 00:08:37,784 --> 00:08:39,217 - Bye. - Bye. 179 00:08:39,219 --> 00:08:41,553 - I love you fellas! 180 00:08:41,555 --> 00:08:43,154 Bye-bye! 181 00:08:44,957 --> 00:08:46,958 - Oh, man! 182 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:49,895 We gotta get these two hens together more often. 183 00:08:49,897 --> 00:08:51,630 - I know. 184 00:08:51,632 --> 00:08:54,799 I'll bet I can get a week of golf at myrtle beach. 185 00:08:54,801 --> 00:08:56,535 - I might be able to get marie 186 00:08:56,537 --> 00:08:58,670 Up on the roof to clean the gutters. 187 00:09:07,046 --> 00:09:09,314 - You two, playing your wives against each other-- 188 00:09:09,316 --> 00:09:10,282 You're despicable! 189 00:09:10,284 --> 00:09:13,785 - Calm down, dainty duck. 190 00:09:13,787 --> 00:09:15,086 - Yeah, what? 191 00:09:15,088 --> 00:09:16,888 We tried to get them to stop fighting. 192 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:18,957 If they wanna keep it up, why should we have to suffer? 193 00:09:18,959 --> 00:09:20,892 - There's a difference between not suffering 194 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:22,227 And exploiting the situation. 195 00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:24,129 You should be supporting your wives, 196 00:09:24,131 --> 00:09:25,697 Bringing them together. 197 00:09:25,699 --> 00:09:28,667 This is not the way for a family to behave. 198 00:09:32,305 --> 00:09:34,839 - You know, while marie's up on the roof, 199 00:09:34,841 --> 00:09:37,175 I'll have her install a satellite dish. 200 00:09:47,753 --> 00:09:49,287 - Hi, robert. 201 00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:51,656 - Hey, deb. 202 00:09:51,658 --> 00:09:53,024 - Come on in. 203 00:09:53,026 --> 00:09:54,693 - All right. 204 00:09:55,962 --> 00:09:57,829 Raymond around? 205 00:09:57,831 --> 00:10:00,332 - No, he's out buying himself a new putter. 206 00:10:02,301 --> 00:10:05,837 - Isn't that nice for him. 207 00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:07,305 So how are you? 208 00:10:07,307 --> 00:10:08,940 - I'm fine. 209 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:12,010 - That's good. I'm glad one of us is fine. 210 00:10:12,012 --> 00:10:13,378 - You're not fine, robert? 211 00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:15,380 - Well, you know me-- 212 00:10:15,382 --> 00:10:18,216 I don't do well with the tension. 213 00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:19,951 It gets me right in the gut. 214 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:21,386 And this thing with you and my mom, 215 00:10:21,388 --> 00:10:25,090 Muy tensionoso. 216 00:10:25,092 --> 00:10:27,659 - Is that spanish for "very tense"? 217 00:10:27,661 --> 00:10:29,728 - I don't know. 218 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:34,399 All I know is, I'm popping antacids 219 00:10:34,401 --> 00:10:37,268 Like they're cocktail peanuts. 220 00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:39,004 Come on, you know, 221 00:10:39,006 --> 00:10:40,839 This fight has gone on long enough. 222 00:10:40,841 --> 00:10:42,407 I bet you can't even remember 223 00:10:42,409 --> 00:10:44,743 Why you were mad at each other in the first place. 224 00:10:44,745 --> 00:10:46,144 - Why? 225 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:47,812 Because your mother is condescending, 226 00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:49,314 Overbearing, patronizing... 227 00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:50,715 - Okay, okay. - Manipulative-- 228 00:10:50,717 --> 00:10:51,916 - Okay! 229 00:10:51,918 --> 00:10:53,752 The whys are not important. 230 00:10:53,754 --> 00:10:56,087 But what is important 231 00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:59,724 Is to remember that life is short. 232 00:10:59,726 --> 00:11:00,992 You know how they always say 233 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:04,062 You should never go to bed mad? 234 00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:09,134 Well, I say it'd even be worse to go to the big bed mad. 235 00:11:09,136 --> 00:11:10,835 Hmm? 236 00:11:12,304 --> 00:11:14,172 - I'm sorry, robert. 237 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:16,875 I--I know what you're saying, 238 00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:18,877 But I have to tell you, 239 00:11:18,879 --> 00:11:23,715 I need to start thinking about myself for a change. 240 00:11:25,017 --> 00:11:27,419 - Okay. 241 00:11:30,456 --> 00:11:33,858 I know that raymond's thinking about himself. 242 00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:36,261 - Ray? What--what-- what do you mean? 243 00:11:36,263 --> 00:11:38,730 - Huh? 244 00:11:42,001 --> 00:11:43,835 - What is it, robert? 245 00:11:43,837 --> 00:11:46,438 - Well, maybe it's just me, 246 00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:48,173 But I'm of the opinion that a man should be 247 00:11:48,175 --> 00:11:50,341 More concerned about his family's well-being 248 00:11:50,343 --> 00:11:53,078 Than figuring out a way to get his wife to let him go 249 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:57,048 On a week-long golf retreat to myrtle beach. 250 00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:59,150 - What golf retreat? 251 00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:00,452 - Come on; you haven't noticed 252 00:12:00,454 --> 00:12:02,253 He's been dropping hints like crazy? 253 00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:04,389 Maybe that's because you're too busy running around 254 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:05,790 Gassing up his car, 255 00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:14,099 Drinking wine, and having to... 256 00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:17,268 Do things because of the wine. 257 00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:19,137 - Robert, all I-- 258 00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:21,005 - Wake up, sis! 259 00:12:21,007 --> 00:12:23,208 Dad and raymond have a laundry list of stuff 260 00:12:23,210 --> 00:12:24,743 They're trying to get out of you two! 261 00:12:24,745 --> 00:12:26,478 They're exploiting the situation. 262 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:28,313 They're playing you two against each other. 263 00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:32,150 They're laughing at you, and it's making me sick! 264 00:12:34,787 --> 00:12:38,990 But if it doesn't bother you... 265 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:51,536 You know, they say you should never go to bed mad. 266 00:12:51,538 --> 00:12:55,840 Well, I say it'd be even worse to go the big bed mad. 267 00:12:55,842 --> 00:12:58,076 Hmm? 268 00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:03,882 All right, ma. 269 00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:05,950 There's something you should know. 270 00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:07,552 And I'm only saying this 'cause I don't want 271 00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:10,555 To see you on the roof. 272 00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:24,302 Hey, moonshine! 273 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:27,438 Well, here she is. 274 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:29,274 A little more expensive than I thought, 275 00:13:29,276 --> 00:13:31,342 But it'll be worth it, you know, 276 00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:35,847 If I ever go on a, I don't know, golf retreat or something. 277 00:13:35,849 --> 00:13:37,816 - Yeah, that's nice. 278 00:13:37,818 --> 00:13:40,051 Let me ask you something, ray. 279 00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:41,953 How long did you think you'd be able 280 00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:44,022 To use me and your mom? 281 00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:45,824 - How's that? 282 00:13:47,193 --> 00:13:48,927 - You didn't think I was smart enough 283 00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:50,595 To see what you were doing? 284 00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:52,530 - I don't--what are you talking about? 285 00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:54,032 - Don't play dumb with me! 286 00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:56,100 - I'm not! This is how I am. 287 00:13:58,437 --> 00:14:00,405 - You know, you're not exactly subtle, 288 00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:02,574 Sittin' there like some roman emperor. 289 00:14:02,576 --> 00:14:05,109 "bring me my pizza! Serve me my wine! 290 00:14:05,111 --> 00:14:06,978 Pretend you're a lonely nurse!" 291 00:14:16,388 --> 00:14:18,389 - Hey. 292 00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:20,225 You know what the guys at the lodge 293 00:14:20,227 --> 00:14:21,893 Were just tellin' me? 294 00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:25,196 Apparently, if you install it yourself, 295 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:29,500 A satellite dish is actually quite affordable. 296 00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:32,237 Makes you think, doesn't it? 297 00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:34,973 Anyway, make me a sandwich, will ya? 298 00:14:36,242 --> 00:14:37,575 - You want a sandwich? 299 00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:40,478 - Uh, roast beef, mayo, mustard, lettuce, 300 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:44,048 Tomato, cheese, easy onion. 301 00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:47,552 - Sounds nice. What kind of bread? 302 00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:51,656 - Let's go with the whole wheat today, shall we? 303 00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:53,258 - All right. 304 00:14:55,027 --> 00:14:58,529 - Ow! Hey! Hey! Ow! 305 00:14:58,531 --> 00:15:00,498 Okay, white bread, then! 306 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:02,967 - You didn't think I'd catch on to you, mr. Sleazy man? 307 00:15:02,969 --> 00:15:05,970 Oh, I caught on. Oh, did I catch on! 308 00:15:05,972 --> 00:15:08,473 Sure, getting the two of us to wait on you hand and foot, 309 00:15:08,475 --> 00:15:10,575 Through exploiting the situation. 310 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,277 I wish this bread was stale. 311 00:15:12,279 --> 00:15:14,579 I would give you a concussion! 312 00:15:29,561 --> 00:15:31,362 Look who it is. 313 00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:33,998 I suppose you're here to get something to eat. 314 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:37,435 - Don't ask for a sandwich. 315 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:40,004 - If you're hungry, I suggest you go back across the street, 316 00:15:40,006 --> 00:15:42,273 'cause this kitchen is closed! 317 00:15:44,176 --> 00:15:46,344 - Her too? 318 00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:48,179 - Yeah. 319 00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:49,480 What happened to you? 320 00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:51,182 - Debra. 321 00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:52,684 She started yellin' at me 322 00:15:52,686 --> 00:15:54,519 And tellin' me I was using her fight with mom 323 00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:56,020 For my own good, 324 00:15:56,022 --> 00:15:58,289 Said I was exploiting the situation. 325 00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,625 - Wait a minute. 326 00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,493 "exploiting the situation," 327 00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:04,495 That's exactly what your mother just said. 328 00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:07,498 - Really? Well, how did both mom and debra know-- 329 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,701 - Oh, hey, I forgot my tums. 330 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,718 Well, I'm off. 331 00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:31,456 - Hey, robert. 332 00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:34,258 You got any idea why ray and I 333 00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:37,228 Just got our grapes crushed by the broads? 334 00:16:41,533 --> 00:16:43,534 - Okay, take it easy. 335 00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:46,237 Some things might have been said in passing that-- 336 00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:48,740 That possibly could have been misconstrued. 337 00:16:48,742 --> 00:16:51,476 - You sold us out, man! - You're a rat! 338 00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:53,478 We had something good going, and you ruined it! 339 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,013 - Okay, hold on. Hold on. 340 00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:56,681 You didn't have "something good" going. 341 00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,416 - Yes, we did! 342 00:16:58,418 --> 00:17:00,752 For once, I was enjoying my marriage! 343 00:17:03,622 --> 00:17:06,157 - Let me tell you something. 344 00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:07,625 You two got what you deserved. 345 00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:09,293 I don't care that you're mad at me. 346 00:17:09,295 --> 00:17:11,429 I'm sorry that your putter got bent, raymond, 347 00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:13,431 And I'm sorry ma's not hanging off the roof 348 00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:16,100 With 50 foot of cable and a ratchet! 349 00:17:21,573 --> 00:17:25,710 But, by god, I will do whatever it takes 350 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:30,381 To make this family whole! 351 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,817 - I think you're the family hole. 352 00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:34,719 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 353 00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:40,158 - What's going on here? 354 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,360 - Hey, robert, why don't you run cryin' to your mommy 355 00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:44,662 And tell her about how mean we just were to you? 356 00:17:44,664 --> 00:17:47,098 - Yeah, squeal on us again, mommy-lover! 357 00:17:48,834 --> 00:17:50,368 That's right. That's right. 358 00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:51,536 - Shut up, raymond. 359 00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:58,409 - We don't say "shut up" in this house. 360 00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:00,344 - First of all, it's never squealing 361 00:18:00,346 --> 00:18:02,647 If you're telling something to your mother. 362 00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:05,149 And I happen to appreciate robbie letting me know 363 00:18:05,151 --> 00:18:08,786 What you two were trying to do to debra and me. 364 00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:12,757 I would be happy to make you something to eat. 365 00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:16,260 - Wait. 366 00:18:20,299 --> 00:18:22,333 One ring. 367 00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:24,602 That's debra's signal. 368 00:18:26,172 --> 00:18:28,706 - You can pick up that phone, ma. 369 00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:32,710 Ma, make this right. 370 00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:36,647 You can make this right. 371 00:18:38,384 --> 00:18:41,419 You can do it, ma. 372 00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:43,621 Remember that big bed. 373 00:18:46,358 --> 00:18:48,192 Attaway, ma! 374 00:18:48,194 --> 00:18:49,727 Ma! 375 00:18:51,430 --> 00:18:53,464 This was your chance! 376 00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,299 What did we just talk about in there? 377 00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:56,734 What about the big bed? 378 00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:58,336 - All your talk about the big bed, 379 00:18:58,338 --> 00:18:59,570 Why don't you tell that to debra? 380 00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:02,507 - I did! 381 00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:05,810 - You did? 382 00:19:07,779 --> 00:19:11,782 You told her the same thing you told me? 383 00:19:11,784 --> 00:19:13,718 - I was just trying to-- to show-- 384 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:17,155 - Oh! Enough. 385 00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:20,458 You're a double agent. 386 00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:22,660 - What are you talking about? 387 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:25,830 - Yeah, that's exactly what a double agent would say. 388 00:19:30,869 --> 00:19:32,537 - You didn't have enough faith in me 389 00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:34,172 To know that I would do the right thing, 390 00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:35,540 So you went to her too. 391 00:19:35,542 --> 00:19:36,741 - You didn't do the right thing! 392 00:19:36,743 --> 00:19:38,276 - That's hardly the point! 393 00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:40,311 - Hardly! 394 00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:42,346 What he did is much worse than what we did, right, ma? 395 00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:44,415 - Shut up, raymond. 396 00:19:45,884 --> 00:19:49,754 - We say it all the time now? 397 00:19:49,756 --> 00:19:51,556 - Tell me something, robert. 398 00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:55,293 Who did you talk to first about this, debra or me? 399 00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:57,428 - I don't remember. 400 00:19:57,430 --> 00:19:59,263 - You went to her first, 401 00:19:59,265 --> 00:20:01,499 Because you couldn't wait to take her side over mine! 402 00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:03,267 - I'm on no one's side! 403 00:20:03,269 --> 00:20:05,503 - You obviously don't love me the way I love you. 404 00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:07,572 Get out! - Ma! 405 00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:09,207 I'm on the family's side! 406 00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:10,975 - Throw him out! - With pleasure! 407 00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:13,778 - All right, I'm going! 408 00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:15,880 But let me just say this. 409 00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:21,385 When we are all in that big bed, 410 00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:24,855 I'll be the only one able to sleep through the night. 411 00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:34,465 - I ain't sleepin' in that bed with him. 412 00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:35,900 He sleeps naked. 413 00:20:53,485 --> 00:20:55,486 - I wasn't goin' anywhere. 414 00:20:59,524 --> 00:21:01,592 Don't bend 'em. 415 00:21:30,789 --> 00:21:32,657 I'd like some chips. 416 00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:55,946 - Oh!