1 00:00:05,547 --> 00:00:07,173 Previously on "Below Deck Down Under"... 2 00:00:08,341 --> 00:00:10,844 This season I have over 40 years of experience. 3 00:00:10,927 --> 00:00:12,220 I don’t expect just good. 4 00:00:12,303 --> 00:00:13,513 I want exceptional. 5 00:00:13,555 --> 00:00:15,598 Hi, I’m Jenna, lovely to meet you. 6 00:00:15,682 --> 00:00:16,808 It’s Betul. 7 00:00:16,891 --> 00:00:18,059 -Eddy. -Mate. 8 00:00:18,184 --> 00:00:19,185 Oh, you’re a deck stew. I love it. 9 00:00:19,310 --> 00:00:21,187 Alicia. Ben. 10 00:00:21,271 --> 00:00:23,023 I’m not trained. I’m just passionate. 11 00:00:23,064 --> 00:00:24,899 Passion for food could potentially mean 12 00:00:24,941 --> 00:00:28,111 I have absolutely zero cooking skills. 13 00:00:28,194 --> 00:00:30,363 -I’m sorry. -What happened? 14 00:00:30,488 --> 00:00:31,531 Did you burn it? 15 00:00:31,573 --> 00:00:32,615 It was burning and not cooking. 16 00:00:32,699 --> 00:00:33,700 How the [bleep] did that happen? 17 00:00:33,783 --> 00:00:35,452 Just get it in the trash. 18 00:00:35,493 --> 00:00:37,620 Pretty much the [bleep] up of the century in my opinion. 19 00:00:37,662 --> 00:00:40,999 My mum persuaded me that cooking wasn’t for me, 20 00:00:41,082 --> 00:00:44,711 and not going to culinary school was a huge mistake. 21 00:00:44,836 --> 00:00:46,588 Stupid, stupid. 22 00:00:48,089 --> 00:00:49,799 Heather Gay is bringing her outrageous 23 00:00:49,841 --> 00:00:52,635 friend group from the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. 24 00:00:52,761 --> 00:00:54,429 I’m not going to lie, I’m quite anxious. 25 00:00:54,512 --> 00:00:55,930 What? What? 26 00:00:56,014 --> 00:00:56,931 Will you just have them bring my water up? 27 00:00:56,973 --> 00:00:58,475 Of course. 28 00:00:58,516 --> 00:00:59,768 Will you guys put Dr. Pepper on the boat for me? 29 00:00:59,809 --> 00:01:01,102 She needs some conditioner. Can you help her? 30 00:01:01,186 --> 00:01:02,145 These ladies are going to go nuts. 31 00:01:02,187 --> 00:01:03,646 Bloody hell. 32 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:04,898 Interior, galley needs to know whether or not 33 00:01:04,981 --> 00:01:06,399 they should plate. 34 00:01:06,441 --> 00:01:07,650 -[bleep] me. -I don’t care. 35 00:01:07,734 --> 00:01:09,652 I go from zero to 100. 36 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:11,696 They’re fighting, everything’s up in the air. 37 00:01:11,780 --> 00:01:13,490 I really, I don’t have a answer for you right now. 38 00:01:13,573 --> 00:01:16,910 Are you kidding me? Serious? 39 00:01:17,035 --> 00:01:19,079 -There’s broken glass. -----ing hell. 40 00:01:19,162 --> 00:01:21,039 What is going on? 41 00:01:21,122 --> 00:01:23,875 Don’t you ever, ever ever say that about me! 42 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:24,876 Wow! 43 00:01:24,959 --> 00:01:26,127 Daisy, Daisy, Ben! 44 00:01:39,391 --> 00:01:42,060 I think she should stay away from me permanently. 45 00:01:42,143 --> 00:01:43,853 There’s glass all over the floor. 46 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:45,105 I’m not going to step in glass. 47 00:01:45,146 --> 00:01:47,357 Galley, the guests are still eating. 48 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:49,901 If we could get a time, that would be great. 49 00:01:49,984 --> 00:01:52,487 I don’t know when they’re going to stop eating. 50 00:01:52,570 --> 00:01:55,615 You did not need to say that and stir up the pot. 51 00:01:55,740 --> 00:01:57,033 She doesn’t know when they’re going to stop eating. 52 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:58,868 This is insane. 53 00:01:58,993 --> 00:02:01,621 Trying to do this dinner service and communicate 54 00:02:01,746 --> 00:02:03,873 with Ben right now is annoying as [bleep]. 55 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:05,709 We’re having to interrupt World War III, 56 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:08,086 being like, excuse me, can I take your plate? 57 00:02:12,549 --> 00:02:14,801 You have done a lot of really nasty things. 58 00:02:14,884 --> 00:02:16,469 Oh, my gosh. 59 00:02:16,553 --> 00:02:18,221 I mean, I don’t want to re-piss these housewives off. 60 00:02:18,304 --> 00:02:19,848 That doesn’t sound like my idea of fun. 61 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:22,517 I open my mouth, Meredith goes, rah! 62 00:02:23,768 --> 00:02:25,437 Mm. 63 00:02:25,478 --> 00:02:26,855 -You love it? -Mm. 64 00:02:26,896 --> 00:02:29,399 I’m going to clear their starter in two minutes. 65 00:02:29,482 --> 00:02:30,650 Finally. 66 00:02:30,692 --> 00:02:33,236 All right. Put them all the same way. 67 00:02:33,319 --> 00:02:35,447 Put them there, and then you can even put that tin 68 00:02:35,530 --> 00:02:37,991 -back on top of the grill, yeah? -Copy. 69 00:02:38,116 --> 00:02:39,367 I have tried. 70 00:02:39,451 --> 00:02:40,410 She has done some pretty despicable things. 71 00:02:40,493 --> 00:02:41,369 Yes, thank you. 72 00:02:41,494 --> 00:02:42,579 So stay away from me. 73 00:02:42,662 --> 00:02:44,456 I think that’s despicable. 74 00:02:44,539 --> 00:02:45,957 Okay, galley, we’ve cleared. 75 00:02:46,041 --> 00:02:47,292 -Copy. -[bleep] 76 00:02:47,334 --> 00:02:49,044 Can I help with anything? 77 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:50,754 Go down to the galley and then wait for the main course. 78 00:02:50,837 --> 00:02:52,213 Okay. 79 00:02:52,255 --> 00:02:53,798 I said you should not say that about Meredith. 80 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:54,924 That’s disgusting. 81 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:56,676 Holy ----ing... 82 00:03:00,722 --> 00:03:02,682 No, this is such an about face. 83 00:03:02,807 --> 00:03:04,559 Absolutely not. 84 00:03:04,642 --> 00:03:06,227 Okay, this is crazy. 85 00:03:06,311 --> 00:03:08,229 -Why don’t you just disengage? -Okay. 86 00:03:08,271 --> 00:03:10,398 Oh, I would be more than happy to disengage 87 00:03:10,523 --> 00:03:12,525 from you forever, sweetheart. 88 00:03:12,650 --> 00:03:13,735 Bye. 89 00:03:15,612 --> 00:03:17,906 They’re full on having a bitch fight up there. 90 00:03:17,989 --> 00:03:20,784 [bleep] yeah! Bring it, bring it! 91 00:03:20,825 --> 00:03:22,494 Get the axes. 92 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:25,914 It’s still kicking off. 93 00:03:25,997 --> 00:03:27,540 Who is having seizures? 94 00:03:27,665 --> 00:03:28,708 Who? 95 00:03:28,792 --> 00:03:30,460 Let’s get this on a plate, 96 00:03:30,502 --> 00:03:33,046 and we’re going to get that still done now, if we can. 97 00:03:33,129 --> 00:03:35,465 This is for Mary. 98 00:03:35,548 --> 00:03:36,758 Okay, so it’s panko, wahoo, 99 00:03:36,841 --> 00:03:38,301 saffron, potato, broccolini. 100 00:03:38,343 --> 00:03:40,011 Okay, let’s go. 101 00:03:40,095 --> 00:03:41,888 I know you’ve got good intentions, and I love you, 102 00:03:41,930 --> 00:03:44,015 but I was embarrassed that I feel like 103 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:45,350 I can’t stand up for myself. 104 00:03:45,433 --> 00:03:48,978 Panko, wahoo. Panko, wahoo. 105 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:50,313 You’re talking about my girl. 106 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:52,190 Panko, wahoo. 107 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:55,485 So for you to carry on about her to somebody else is wrong. 108 00:03:55,568 --> 00:03:56,569 Panko. 109 00:03:56,695 --> 00:03:58,780 Panko wanko. Oh, [bleep]. 110 00:03:58,863 --> 00:04:00,281 I moved on. 111 00:04:00,365 --> 00:04:01,616 Daisy, tell us what we’re eating. 112 00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:03,118 Oh, brother. 113 00:04:03,159 --> 00:04:04,119 See, this is what I’m talking about. 114 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:05,412 Daisy? 115 00:04:05,453 --> 00:04:07,872 You are having panko encrusted wahoo. 116 00:04:09,916 --> 00:04:11,209 -Okay. -It’s a fish dish. 117 00:04:11,334 --> 00:04:12,919 -Are you all right? -Oh, my goodness. 118 00:04:13,044 --> 00:04:14,045 Getting there. 119 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:15,755 Thank you. You’re so sweet. 120 00:04:17,632 --> 00:04:19,509 See, he’s international. 121 00:04:19,634 --> 00:04:20,969 You’re bringing the Greek out. 122 00:04:24,556 --> 00:04:26,016 I mean, I do feel like I am very pretty. 123 00:04:26,057 --> 00:04:27,267 The cougars love us. 124 00:04:27,350 --> 00:04:28,935 I feel like I’m their little toy boy, 125 00:04:29,060 --> 00:04:33,356 and they just want to pick us up and take us back home. 126 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:36,234 Michael, you have such great energy, and I love your hair. 127 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:39,654 -Do you like it? -Yes, we do. 128 00:04:43,575 --> 00:04:46,244 But listen, she could have just said, I’m sorry. 129 00:04:46,327 --> 00:04:47,495 She doubled down. 130 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:49,497 Oh, this is delicious. 131 00:04:49,539 --> 00:04:51,458 She is so rude and mean to me for no reason. 132 00:04:51,541 --> 00:04:54,294 -How is it? -Another 10. 133 00:04:54,419 --> 00:04:55,837 10 out of 10. 134 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:57,213 Can I have a little ramekin, please, with butter? 135 00:04:57,255 --> 00:04:58,298 Absolutely. 136 00:04:58,381 --> 00:04:59,841 All right... 137 00:04:59,883 --> 00:05:01,426 Thank you. 138 00:05:01,509 --> 00:05:03,178 Didn’t ask for a spoon, did I love? 139 00:05:03,219 --> 00:05:06,264 Thank you. 140 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:07,265 Didn’t ask, did I? 141 00:05:09,684 --> 00:05:11,353 Oh, we have to punch out cheesecake. 142 00:05:13,355 --> 00:05:14,814 I’m really proud of you. 143 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:19,486 I know. 144 00:05:19,611 --> 00:05:20,904 No, I know. 145 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:22,864 Mike, please come up to clear. 146 00:05:22,947 --> 00:05:24,741 Then you can go down and help Jenna. 147 00:05:24,824 --> 00:05:27,535 Like, listen, you can fight it in Bronwyn. 148 00:05:27,619 --> 00:05:29,454 You do love to be playful with Britani, 149 00:05:29,537 --> 00:05:31,706 and then you love to assassinate her at a dinner table. 150 00:05:31,790 --> 00:05:33,583 I’m not assassinating her. 151 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:34,834 Sorry. 152 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:36,086 Are you all finished with your food? Sorry. 153 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:37,796 Yes, thank you. 154 00:05:37,879 --> 00:05:39,589 You are the source of all the dirt on anyone we know. 155 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:41,174 I’m not the source of information. 156 00:05:41,257 --> 00:05:42,342 I have people tell me stuff. 157 00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:43,426 Exactly. 158 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:44,803 [overlapping dialogue] 159 00:05:44,886 --> 00:05:46,304 It sounds like you’re saying 160 00:05:46,429 --> 00:05:47,764 she’s the source of all the information. 161 00:05:47,847 --> 00:05:49,641 Like, she’s the one who did this to me. 162 00:05:49,766 --> 00:05:51,685 I didn’t do anything to anybody. 163 00:05:51,726 --> 00:05:54,145 I ----ing can’t take this anymore! 164 00:05:54,270 --> 00:05:56,106 You guys, shut the [bleep] up about me. 165 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:57,232 I don’t do anything to you. 166 00:06:00,568 --> 00:06:01,903 -Look good, Ben. -Thanks, mate. 167 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:05,281 Hi. 168 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:07,075 I am. 169 00:06:07,158 --> 00:06:08,451 Part of me wants to go upstairs, but I know the minute I do, 170 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:10,328 I’ll just... 171 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:12,706 Well, at the moment, it’s a little bit heated upstairs. 172 00:06:12,789 --> 00:06:14,582 Don’t come near me. Don’t you ----ing come near me. 173 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:15,667 I’m coming near you. 174 00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:17,127 Sit your ----ing little butt down. 175 00:06:17,252 --> 00:06:18,545 I’m am moving if you come near me. 176 00:06:18,628 --> 00:06:19,963 What’s going on? What’s the topic? 177 00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:21,256 I have no clue. 178 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:24,092 Oh, Lord. 179 00:06:24,175 --> 00:06:25,802 This is not worth an alpha change dinner. 180 00:06:25,885 --> 00:06:28,304 -But anyways, I’ll be back. -Thank you. 181 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:29,389 Okay. 182 00:06:38,982 --> 00:06:40,859 Wow. 183 00:06:40,942 --> 00:06:42,485 All right, just, just, it’s fine. 184 00:06:42,569 --> 00:06:44,612 It’s fine. 185 00:06:44,654 --> 00:06:46,406 All right, I need a fork, please, darling. 186 00:06:46,489 --> 00:06:50,660 Please, you’re fine, all right? You’re good. 187 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:52,328 You’re doing a good job tonight, all right? 188 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:53,997 Thank you, you are, too. 189 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:55,874 -All right, are you ready to go? -Yeah, I’m ready. 190 00:06:55,915 --> 00:07:00,045 It’s a deconstructed cheesecake with dark chocolate sauce. 191 00:07:00,128 --> 00:07:02,255 [bleep] you, I’ve been a ----ing good friend to you. 192 00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:03,798 No, [bleep] you. 193 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:05,550 You thought she was saying the ----ing thing. 194 00:07:05,633 --> 00:07:06,801 Where am I wrong? 195 00:07:06,885 --> 00:07:07,844 -Listen to me. -Where am I wrong? 196 00:07:07,886 --> 00:07:09,137 Look at me. 197 00:07:09,220 --> 00:07:10,472 Who are you looking at, Meredith? 198 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:12,599 Lisa Barlow, look at me. 199 00:07:12,682 --> 00:07:14,184 I’ve been a ----ing good friend to you. 200 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:15,602 I’ve been totally ----ing loyal to you. 201 00:07:15,643 --> 00:07:17,854 You are the one that’s ----ing-- 202 00:07:17,937 --> 00:07:20,774 So sorry. I’m so sorry. 203 00:07:20,857 --> 00:07:22,150 [yelling] 204 00:07:23,485 --> 00:07:24,944 -Just ----ing own it! -Own what? 205 00:07:25,028 --> 00:07:26,529 I can just give you this. 206 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:28,990 That you’re the source of all the ----ing dirt. 207 00:07:29,032 --> 00:07:30,867 I’m not going to own that. [bleep] that. 208 00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:33,119 [bleep] that. 209 00:07:33,203 --> 00:07:35,038 They’ve asked me to come for dessert, 210 00:07:35,121 --> 00:07:38,500 but I’m entering the lion’s den right now. 211 00:07:40,919 --> 00:07:42,128 [bleep] no. 212 00:07:43,421 --> 00:07:44,381 You want the cucumber? 213 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:45,548 What? 214 00:07:45,674 --> 00:07:47,008 Don’t pick it up without gloves. 215 00:07:47,092 --> 00:07:48,009 Ah! 216 00:07:49,636 --> 00:07:51,262 Why would they have one of those? 217 00:07:51,346 --> 00:07:53,014 -I put it next to her bed. -All right. 218 00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:55,100 Do they like it? 219 00:07:55,141 --> 00:07:56,768 I don’t actually think they know what’s going on with the food. 220 00:07:56,851 --> 00:07:58,603 They’re in full-blown argument. 221 00:07:58,687 --> 00:08:00,063 Do you think they’ll give us less of a tip, 222 00:08:00,230 --> 00:08:01,439 because they’re arguing? 223 00:08:01,564 --> 00:08:04,317 No. 224 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:05,652 I’m not going to own that. 225 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:07,362 I’m not the source of any ----ing dirt. 226 00:08:07,404 --> 00:08:09,656 Don’t you ----ing put that on me ever again. 227 00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:10,657 Oh, my God. 228 00:08:12,992 --> 00:08:14,911 Hey, guys. You good? 229 00:08:14,994 --> 00:08:15,954 I’m going to say what I think. 230 00:08:16,079 --> 00:08:17,664 I’m going to say it to your face, 231 00:08:17,747 --> 00:08:18,998 and if you can’t be my friend because of it, 232 00:08:19,082 --> 00:08:20,542 [bleep] you, get off the ----ing yacht 233 00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:22,460 if you can’t hear what I have to say. 234 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:24,170 Okay, I’m happy to go. 235 00:08:28,216 --> 00:08:30,135 I’ve had absolutely no feedback 236 00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:31,761 as to whether they’ve enjoyed dinner. 237 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:34,681 Do they love me? Do they hate me? 238 00:08:34,764 --> 00:08:37,809 It doesn’t matter, I don’t think. 239 00:08:37,934 --> 00:08:39,602 How would you feel if I’m like, you’re the source. 240 00:08:39,644 --> 00:08:40,895 You’re the one that did it. You did it. Admit it. 241 00:08:40,979 --> 00:08:43,565 -They’re just, admit it. -Sit down. 242 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:45,358 [bleep] that. 243 00:08:46,568 --> 00:08:48,278 I want to know who’s involved. 244 00:08:48,445 --> 00:08:49,529 You’re the bitch that told the bitch that I’m the bitch. 245 00:08:49,612 --> 00:08:50,822 Well, this bitch! 246 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:52,615 -Hey, John. -John. 247 00:08:52,699 --> 00:08:55,618 No, I’m like so sad. 248 00:08:55,744 --> 00:08:57,829 Eddy and Betul, you guys go down 249 00:08:57,871 --> 00:09:00,498 and you can both wake up in six. 250 00:09:00,582 --> 00:09:02,334 You’re gonna walk downstairs and ----ing leave me? 251 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:03,543 You ----ing leave me. 252 00:09:03,585 --> 00:09:06,755 Oh, my gosh. It’s so intense. 253 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:10,383 I have never done anything to them. 254 00:09:10,467 --> 00:09:12,135 They’re like, so mean to each other. 255 00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:13,428 And then they’re, like, crying. 256 00:09:13,470 --> 00:09:14,512 [sobbing] 257 00:09:16,014 --> 00:09:17,265 Hey. 258 00:09:23,021 --> 00:09:24,647 She looked at me. Ha ha! 259 00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:26,816 Heather, I just thought we were in such a different place. 260 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:28,026 You have a good night? 261 00:09:28,109 --> 00:09:29,819 Ish, it’s been a rough night. 262 00:09:29,861 --> 00:09:32,572 Let me ask you this, do you actually like run the ship? 263 00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:33,907 Yeah. 264 00:09:33,990 --> 00:09:35,116 I kinda wanna see. 265 00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:36,493 -Not now. -Why not? 266 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:37,744 Tomorrow, when we’re running. 267 00:09:37,786 --> 00:09:38,870 It’ll be better when we’re going. 268 00:09:38,953 --> 00:09:40,455 Kinda just wanna get out of here. 269 00:09:41,498 --> 00:09:42,499 I was looking for an excuse. 270 00:09:42,624 --> 00:09:44,417 -Oh, were you? -Yes. 271 00:09:44,501 --> 00:09:45,794 To like, get out of here. 272 00:09:45,877 --> 00:09:47,128 I don’t know if she’s flirting or not, 273 00:09:47,212 --> 00:09:48,672 but Heather’s the primary. 274 00:09:48,797 --> 00:09:50,298 I’m not flirting with anyone but her. 275 00:09:50,382 --> 00:09:51,966 At least she’s attracted to somebody 276 00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:54,094 I can understand, for once. 277 00:09:54,135 --> 00:09:55,345 Okay, good night. Get some sleep. 278 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:56,471 -Please sleep well. -We are ready. 279 00:09:56,554 --> 00:09:57,806 I’m gonna go to bed. 280 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:00,975 Have they all gone to bed? 281 00:10:01,059 --> 00:10:02,102 I think so. 282 00:10:02,227 --> 00:10:03,311 [bleep] yes! 283 00:10:03,395 --> 00:10:04,312 Crew to go down at 11. 284 00:10:04,354 --> 00:10:05,188 11, yeah. 285 00:10:05,313 --> 00:10:06,481 I’m gonna sleep outside. 286 00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:10,485 Baby, are you okay? 287 00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:16,991 [snoring] 288 00:10:27,919 --> 00:10:29,254 [alarm beeps] 289 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:40,056 [bleep] 290 00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:41,850 Slay the day. 291 00:10:42,017 --> 00:10:43,810 Oh, you’re here. 292 00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:52,360 [clears throat] 293 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:56,531 This is okay? 294 00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:02,370 The other one is not okay. 295 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:08,793 Good. Thank you. How are you? 296 00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:11,129 What are you thinking for the breakfast? 297 00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:12,255 Do a fruit plate. 298 00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:14,466 -All right. Pineapple? -Yeah. 299 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:15,592 Let me show you, okay? 300 00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:17,093 I don’t core it. 301 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:18,720 I don’t do any of that bullsh--, all right? 302 00:11:18,803 --> 00:11:20,138 -Okay. -Just a little bit thicker. 303 00:11:20,263 --> 00:11:21,639 Have a go. 304 00:11:25,060 --> 00:11:28,063 I have discovered some inabilities with my sous chef. 305 00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:30,357 Did you put sugar in there? 306 00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:31,858 No, I thought I just added the eggs. 307 00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:33,777 Dessert? They generally have sugar in. 308 00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:34,944 Just moving forward. 309 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,029 I’m just trying to suss it out. 310 00:11:36,071 --> 00:11:37,822 I’m trying to find the balance. 311 00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:39,657 She probably wants to learn, 312 00:11:39,741 --> 00:11:44,245 and I want to teach her for us to be improving the whole time. 313 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:49,959 So what’s the plan with Mike? 314 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,044 Well, if I could have him now, that would be great. 315 00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:52,003 Yeah, fine. 316 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:54,589 Just radio me when you need him. 317 00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:56,049 [sneezes] 318 00:11:57,967 --> 00:12:00,762 I think you’re with me because we’re down a stew. 319 00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:01,763 So come find me in the flybridge. 320 00:12:01,805 --> 00:12:03,264 Copy that. 321 00:12:03,306 --> 00:12:04,391 What’s the plan for this morning, Jase? 322 00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:05,433 Definitely taking off at 9. 323 00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:07,143 Get there by 10, 10:30. 324 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:09,604 Then they’re going to go ashore, get nibbles and champagne, 325 00:12:09,688 --> 00:12:11,231 and come back for lunch. 326 00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:13,942 Today is going to be absolutely hectic for the deck team. 327 00:12:14,025 --> 00:12:15,902 We have to get down to the Tobago Keys, 328 00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:17,153 leave the anchorage at 9 o’clock, 329 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:19,322 be down there by 10:30. 330 00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:21,074 The Tobago Keys, 331 00:12:21,199 --> 00:12:23,243 it’s the epicenter of cruising here in the Caribbean. 332 00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:25,578 It’s luxury, stunning beaches, lots of turtles, 333 00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:27,414 lots of sea life. 334 00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:29,082 We’ve got the beach set up, we’ve got snorkeling. 335 00:12:29,207 --> 00:12:31,459 Hopefully the tranquility of underwater 336 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:34,129 can transfer back to the boat. 337 00:12:34,212 --> 00:12:35,380 Should be fun. Cool. 338 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,132 -Good morning. -Oh, thanks, 339 00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:38,883 for letting me back into my room. 340 00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:40,802 Deck, deck, we’ll be lifting anchor in 20 minutes. 341 00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:42,679 Okay, copy. 342 00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:44,222 Long, medium, short. 343 00:12:44,305 --> 00:12:45,390 -Okay. -Okay. 344 00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:46,808 -Yeah, sure. -Cool. 345 00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:48,018 If it’s piling up, stop immediately, 346 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,060 and I’ll come and help you. 347 00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:50,311 -Yeah, copy that. -All right. 348 00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:53,398 Hi, morning. 349 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:54,816 Breakfast up in the sun deck. 350 00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:56,234 -Okay. -Yeah, so... 351 00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:57,277 We’re going to change and come eat. 352 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:58,153 Okay, great. 353 00:12:58,278 --> 00:12:59,904 Galley, Daisy. 354 00:12:59,988 --> 00:13:02,449 Guests will be ready for breakfast in about 10 minutes. 355 00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:03,992 Roger, thank you. 356 00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:06,995 Lovely. 357 00:13:07,078 --> 00:13:08,913 Mary and I missed out. We need a full-on update. 358 00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:10,498 What happened last night? 359 00:13:13,251 --> 00:13:15,337 Deck crew, start picking up anchor. 360 00:13:15,378 --> 00:13:16,338 Thank you. 361 00:13:19,883 --> 00:13:21,176 Three shackles remaining. 362 00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:24,095 [clattering] 363 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:26,097 Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. 364 00:13:26,181 --> 00:13:29,017 The anchor’s piling up a little bit. So go down. 365 00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:31,811 Cap, one of the main links has got stuck. 366 00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:33,355 I’m just going to release it so it drops, 367 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:34,397 then bring it back up. 368 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:35,440 Copy. 369 00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:37,025 I’m going to go down quickly. 370 00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:38,902 Anchor chain is still up and down, captain. 371 00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:40,904 Copy that. Thank you. 372 00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:43,239 Whenever we pull up anchor, the chain can pile up 373 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:45,367 too high and too fast and jam the system. 374 00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:47,160 Bring the anchor down. 375 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:48,328 Copy. 376 00:13:50,121 --> 00:13:52,665 The only way we can fix this is to let the chain all out 377 00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:54,084 and start the process again. 378 00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:56,461 And when bringing it in, flake it out properly. 379 00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:58,797 Copy. 380 00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:03,385 [clattering] 381 00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:05,720 The winch is clogged. Winch is clogged. 382 00:14:09,933 --> 00:14:12,352 I’m confused. You just said you bought a horse. 383 00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:13,561 Horses are very expensive. 384 00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:15,438 Yeah. 385 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:16,648 Copy. 386 00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:22,946 [clattering] 387 00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:24,072 My God. 388 00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:25,407 [bleep] this. 389 00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:27,033 Oh, [bleep]. 390 00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:30,161 ----ing... 391 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,956 Are you going to go poo again? My God, you’re a machine. 392 00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:34,958 [bleep] this anchor. 393 00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:45,593 Foredeck, how are we looking? How are we looking? 394 00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:47,929 It just keeps getting stuck every turn, 395 00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:49,347 but we’re just doing it very slowly. 396 00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:51,891 Copy that. I just stay on idle for now. 397 00:14:52,017 --> 00:14:52,976 -[clattering] -Stop, stop, stop. 398 00:14:53,018 --> 00:14:54,477 -Stopped. -Come back down. 399 00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:56,896 -Down. -[bleep] this anchor. 400 00:14:57,022 --> 00:14:59,816 Stand by, stand by, please. 401 00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:00,900 Standing by. 402 00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:05,947 Copy. 403 00:15:10,869 --> 00:15:12,120 Try and line it up. 404 00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:14,497 Okay. 405 00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:16,499 Mike, Jenna, can you get started in cabins? 406 00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:17,876 -Copy that. -On my way. 407 00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:19,502 Foredeck, where are we at? 408 00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:20,503 -[clattering] -Stop. 409 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,005 Stop. 410 00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:24,382 We’re about a quarter of a shackle lift. 411 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,845 Never fear, the party is here. 412 00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:30,263 It’ll take some bit of time, don’t worry. 413 00:15:30,305 --> 00:15:32,640 -Lifting up again. -Lift it up. 414 00:15:32,724 --> 00:15:34,684 [clattering] 415 00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:35,852 Down a little bit more. 416 00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:37,270 Okay, let me reset. 417 00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:39,064 I rested it and switch on. 418 00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:41,691 Can you see it? 419 00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:42,901 The anchor on the water line. 420 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:45,028 Yeah! Well done, you! 421 00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:46,154 Oh, my gosh. 422 00:15:47,322 --> 00:15:48,406 -Yeah! -Yay! 423 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:49,991 Anchor in the pocket. 424 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,284 Copy. 425 00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:53,536 This was not an easy task. Good work, team. 426 00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:54,537 -[bleep]! -Okay. 427 00:15:54,579 --> 00:15:55,955 What a mission. 428 00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:58,166 How are you doing, babes, with the sway? 429 00:15:58,249 --> 00:15:59,417 I’m breathing deep. 430 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:00,585 Do you have a nausea band on? 431 00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:01,961 Yes, I’ve got one on each arm. 432 00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:06,966 I thought they cook quicker. 433 00:16:09,094 --> 00:16:10,095 White onions? 434 00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,638 I know you know that. 435 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:13,348 I thought shallots were onions. 436 00:16:16,851 --> 00:16:18,978 It’s going to take way much more time peeling that. 437 00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:20,814 I just thought they were the quickest cooking. 438 00:16:20,939 --> 00:16:23,942 When Ben wants to play nice, he is playing nice. 439 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,985 But the second things go wrong, 440 00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:29,531 it’s like back to ----ing... [imitates whip] 441 00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:31,908 All right, where’s my knife? Daisy nicked my knife. 442 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:35,286 His mood swings swing every ----ing minute. 443 00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:37,789 It’s like, which face is he going to put on today? 444 00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:40,250 Oh, okay, this is my 10 minutes of happiness. 445 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,293 And then 10 minutes of madness. 446 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:43,795 And then 10 minutes of crazy. 447 00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:47,799 I’ve never met such a person in my life. 448 00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:56,016 Can we take any of that? 449 00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:57,350 Yes, please. 450 00:16:57,392 --> 00:16:59,060 -Hello? -Yeah. 451 00:16:59,144 --> 00:17:00,603 It’s no problem. I’m just going to clean your room, 452 00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:02,939 -but I’ll do it after. -It’s me, you idiot. 453 00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:05,191 Oh, it’s you. 454 00:17:05,275 --> 00:17:06,901 [laughing] 455 00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:13,116 Ladies, so this is the chef’s special. 456 00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:15,910 We have Pecorino Romano omelets. 457 00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:17,037 That sounds wonderful. 458 00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:18,413 Thank you. 459 00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,331 How bad is that anchor then, in terms of... 460 00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:22,250 Well, we’re not going to use the starboard anchor again 461 00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:23,918 if we can help it. 462 00:17:24,002 --> 00:17:25,670 -Is the port one working? -Yeah, it’s working out. 463 00:17:25,754 --> 00:17:27,464 Hey, just close the toilet seat there. 464 00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,299 Yeah. 465 00:17:29,424 --> 00:17:31,801 It’s the most feminine thing I’ve ever done in my life. 466 00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:33,636 I wonder how breakfast is going 467 00:17:33,678 --> 00:17:35,972 if they’re, like, strangling each other already. 468 00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:38,558 Can I ask you a question? I’m so curious. 469 00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:40,352 You’re telling her that I’m a horrible friend 470 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:42,520 because I’m not using you to sell my home? 471 00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:44,898 Your house is not selling. 472 00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:47,108 I have an executive, custom-built home 473 00:17:47,192 --> 00:17:49,152 with 360-degree views. 474 00:17:49,194 --> 00:17:50,737 $11 million. 475 00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,530 If you want somebody’s business... 476 00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:56,368 I don’t want your business. I do not need your business. 477 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:59,496 I’m manifesting to be each and every one of these women. 478 00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:02,374 Growing up, we lived a comfortable lifestyle, 479 00:18:02,457 --> 00:18:04,709 but my parents worked their asses off. 480 00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:07,295 They used to count every penny, 481 00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:10,215 and that is just not going to be my life. 482 00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:13,343 I got into yachting to become the top 1%, 483 00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:17,055 and I believe this job is a gateway to that. 484 00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:20,850 These women are on a yacht in Canouan, 485 00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:22,394 bitching and moaning. 486 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,187 This is an olive branch. 487 00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:25,939 It’s not good business. 488 00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:29,359 It’s like a masterclass of rich women behavior. 489 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:30,694 This is what Britani does in her downtime. 490 00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:31,736 Yes, you’re welcome. 491 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,279 She’s researching my house. 492 00:18:33,405 --> 00:18:34,656 Desperation. 493 00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:36,282 Sorry, are you through here? 494 00:18:36,366 --> 00:18:38,284 You guys, I need to put a pin in this. 495 00:18:38,368 --> 00:18:39,703 We got to get off the boat. 496 00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:43,289 Galley, that is breakfast cleared and finished. 497 00:18:43,415 --> 00:18:44,874 Foredeck, stand by for anchor. 498 00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:46,167 Okay, let’s go change. 499 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:50,338 Really? 500 00:18:53,258 --> 00:18:54,342 Okay, drop. 501 00:19:04,394 --> 00:19:05,687 Two shackles in the water. 502 00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:06,938 Perfect, thank you. 503 00:19:10,191 --> 00:19:11,985 -Thank you. -Let’s get the nautibuoys out. 504 00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:13,903 Okay, so I think it’s time to go. 505 00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:16,364 You know, we want to kick back, sit around, 506 00:19:16,406 --> 00:19:17,866 talk sh--. 507 00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:19,075 Drop them off on the other side of the beach 508 00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:20,785 with some snorkels and some towels. 509 00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:22,620 All right, here we go. 510 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:25,040 I have to sit in the front so I don’t get sick, he says. 511 00:19:25,123 --> 00:19:27,292 Bon voyage, Captain. 512 00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:29,169 We’ll see you on the other side. 513 00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:33,465 Joao, you’re a good driver. 514 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,258 Yeah, nice clean cuts. 515 00:19:35,383 --> 00:19:38,011 Wipe that blade every time as well, please, darling. 516 00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:39,596 Otherwise, you’ll [bleep] up the egg white. 517 00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:42,974 [sighs] 518 00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:43,933 -Thank you. -Ride smooth? 519 00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:45,602 Yeah. 520 00:19:45,727 --> 00:19:46,936 All right, guys, I’m going to leave you here, huh? 521 00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:48,730 -Yeah. -See you guys in a bit. 522 00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:50,648 You guys, I think they’re going to set up an area for us. 523 00:19:50,732 --> 00:19:52,942 Where, exactly? I’ll follow you. 524 00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:55,612 I’m not entirely sure. 525 00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:57,197 Let’s do it here. 526 00:19:57,280 --> 00:20:00,033 The deck team didn’t lift the anchor on time 527 00:20:00,075 --> 00:20:02,827 and now the whole day is going to be playing catch up. 528 00:20:02,911 --> 00:20:05,622 It’s the first beach set up of the season 529 00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:07,540 and we’re having to do it in front of the guests. 530 00:20:07,624 --> 00:20:09,918 It’s like being in bed with your hot hookup 531 00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:13,338 and slipping in a fart. It is mortifying. 532 00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:15,423 The setting’s a mess, the timing’s off. 533 00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:18,009 The housewives don’t need to know that. 534 00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:20,762 Distract, distract, distract. 535 00:20:20,845 --> 00:20:22,263 You have magic hands. 536 00:20:22,347 --> 00:20:23,932 No, you have magic back. 537 00:20:24,057 --> 00:20:25,975 We are in full charm offensive mode. 538 00:20:26,017 --> 00:20:28,311 Like, I feel like you support me, 539 00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:30,146 like, and she said... 540 00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:31,648 you know, like you’ve told her you support me in private, 541 00:20:31,690 --> 00:20:33,191 I feel like you do. 542 00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:34,693 I support you publicly. 543 00:20:34,776 --> 00:20:37,654 Yeah, I think, I think more privately. 544 00:20:37,696 --> 00:20:38,738 You don’t like my support? 545 00:20:38,822 --> 00:20:39,823 I’m sorry. 546 00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:41,324 You’re not a good friend. 547 00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:42,909 -Okay, I didn’t ask you. -You’re just not. 548 00:20:43,034 --> 00:20:44,494 How are they still fighting? 549 00:20:44,619 --> 00:20:46,996 Is this what rich people do to enjoy themselves? 550 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:48,164 I think you’re boring. 551 00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:49,833 I think you’re just-- 552 00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:50,959 I don’t really care what you think, Mary. 553 00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:55,463 Mm-hmm. 554 00:20:58,216 --> 00:21:00,093 [phone rings] 555 00:21:00,218 --> 00:21:02,262 -Aye-aye. -How are you? 556 00:21:02,387 --> 00:21:04,097 It’s an absolute sh-- show, mum. 557 00:21:04,139 --> 00:21:06,516 The head chef, I don’t know, 558 00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:07,517 it’s just all over the gaff. 559 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,352 He expects me to know what to do 560 00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:10,812 and I literally have no idea what the [bleep] I’m doing. 561 00:21:12,397 --> 00:21:13,481 Ben. 562 00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:17,777 No, I’m being dragged through this sh--. 563 00:21:17,861 --> 00:21:19,362 [laughing] 564 00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:20,739 It’s hard to put into words 565 00:21:20,822 --> 00:21:23,158 because the second he gets really bad, 566 00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:25,201 it then gets okay again and, like, he shouts 567 00:21:25,285 --> 00:21:26,911 and then he says he’s sorry. 568 00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:28,246 And it’s really hot in the galley 569 00:21:28,371 --> 00:21:30,248 and it’s just, it’s just... 570 00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:31,458 Yeah. 571 00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:33,918 Oh. 572 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:37,672 I don’t live in a chef culture that is volatile like this. 573 00:21:37,714 --> 00:21:39,758 Doing anything with Ben is high stakes, 574 00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:40,925 I can’t disappoint him. 575 00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:42,719 I can’t not know the answer 576 00:21:42,844 --> 00:21:45,722 because that will just end up in arguments. 577 00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:47,557 I’ve got thick skin, 578 00:21:47,682 --> 00:21:50,602 but he is chipping away at it minute by minute. 579 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:55,023 I’m unraveling, Mum. 580 00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:22,217 No. I need a laugh. 581 00:22:23,468 --> 00:22:25,887 It’s actually quite funny to hear you giggle. 582 00:22:25,970 --> 00:22:27,889 Oh! 583 00:22:31,309 --> 00:22:34,729 Prepare my eulogy, Mum. Prepare my eulogy. 584 00:22:34,813 --> 00:22:36,648 All right, I love you, too. 585 00:22:36,731 --> 00:22:38,983 Eddy! Fins, please! 586 00:22:39,067 --> 00:22:40,902 You’re going to get in. Come on, put it on. 587 00:22:45,740 --> 00:22:47,283 Honey, are you wearing your shoes in? 588 00:22:47,325 --> 00:22:48,618 It’s so pretty. 589 00:22:48,660 --> 00:22:49,536 Here we go. 590 00:22:49,661 --> 00:22:51,162 I’ll go in with you, Whit. 591 00:22:51,246 --> 00:22:52,080 I’m going to come with you as well. 592 00:22:52,205 --> 00:22:53,415 How about that? 593 00:22:53,498 --> 00:22:54,833 Yeah, this will change your life. 594 00:23:08,138 --> 00:23:09,472 I love being in the water. 595 00:23:09,556 --> 00:23:10,807 This is why I’m in yachting. 596 00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:12,600 My dad died when I was younger, 597 00:23:12,642 --> 00:23:14,728 two days prior to turning six, actually. 598 00:23:14,853 --> 00:23:16,980 He passed off just a complete freak heart attack 599 00:23:17,022 --> 00:23:18,273 on New Year’s Day. 600 00:23:18,356 --> 00:23:20,900 And he was just the greatest person 601 00:23:21,026 --> 00:23:23,153 you could ever know, a super family man. 602 00:23:23,278 --> 00:23:24,904 He always just encouraged travelling, 603 00:23:24,946 --> 00:23:26,656 getting out there, seeing the world. 604 00:23:26,740 --> 00:23:29,409 It’s a nice feeling knowing I’m getting to do 605 00:23:29,451 --> 00:23:32,662 what my dad would have loved me... 606 00:23:32,746 --> 00:23:34,873 It’s a nice feeling knowing I get to do 607 00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:37,917 what my dad would want me doing. 608 00:23:38,084 --> 00:23:39,294 Yeah. 609 00:23:45,550 --> 00:23:46,843 Did you enjoy the water? 610 00:23:46,885 --> 00:23:48,011 How was snorkeling? 611 00:23:48,094 --> 00:23:50,513 Snorkeling was amaze. 612 00:23:50,555 --> 00:23:53,808 I swam with the stingray just like I was ----ing Nemo. 613 00:23:53,850 --> 00:23:55,810 [laughing] 614 00:23:55,852 --> 00:23:57,103 Imagine how your girls are going to shine 615 00:23:57,187 --> 00:23:58,313 when you get an extra stew? 616 00:23:58,396 --> 00:24:01,566 -A lot more rest. -Yes. 617 00:24:01,608 --> 00:24:03,651 Ladies, our tender ride is here. 618 00:24:03,777 --> 00:24:06,279 Let’s go. I’m ready. Here, why don’t you sit on my lap? 619 00:24:06,363 --> 00:24:07,655 I’ll just do the steering. 620 00:24:07,739 --> 00:24:09,366 Let’s go. 621 00:24:09,407 --> 00:24:12,494 Motor Yacht Katina, we are approaching the yacht. 622 00:24:14,662 --> 00:24:16,373 Okie doke. Thank you. 623 00:24:16,456 --> 00:24:17,957 -Wait, what are these? -Rum punch. 624 00:24:18,083 --> 00:24:19,959 -I would love one. Thank you. -Perfect. 625 00:24:20,043 --> 00:24:21,294 I want the same as Heather. 626 00:24:21,378 --> 00:24:23,046 Drinking, drinking buddies. 627 00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:24,839 Hi, ladies, just so you know, 628 00:24:24,923 --> 00:24:27,801 we’re going to be doing a 4 pm lunch up on the sundeck. 629 00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:29,594 Okay? 630 00:24:29,678 --> 00:24:31,221 -Do you think we could swap it? -Okay. 631 00:24:31,262 --> 00:24:33,682 Do lunch in the saloon in the AC, dinner on deck. 632 00:24:33,765 --> 00:24:34,849 Okay, sure. 633 00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:36,351 That’s absolutely fine. 634 00:24:36,434 --> 00:24:37,852 -Is that okay? -Absolutely fine. 635 00:24:37,977 --> 00:24:39,562 Thank you so much. Okay. 636 00:24:39,604 --> 00:24:40,480 [bleep]. Jenna. 637 00:24:40,605 --> 00:24:42,190 Hey. 638 00:24:42,273 --> 00:24:44,859 They just said lunch in the saloon? 639 00:24:44,901 --> 00:24:46,569 Yeah. 640 00:24:46,653 --> 00:24:48,154 Come on, come on, let’s go do it together. 641 00:24:48,238 --> 00:24:50,198 ----ing assholes. 642 00:24:50,281 --> 00:24:51,282 Bye. 643 00:24:51,324 --> 00:24:53,159 It’s like herding children. 644 00:24:53,284 --> 00:24:55,578 Yeah, I mean, that was fun. 645 00:24:55,620 --> 00:24:59,541 It’s still looking like a 4 pm lunch and 8 pm dinner. 646 00:24:59,582 --> 00:25:00,583 Okay. 647 00:25:00,625 --> 00:25:01,626 Perfect. Thank you. 648 00:25:03,461 --> 00:25:05,338 Open that door, get ready for Joao. 649 00:25:05,380 --> 00:25:06,381 We’re going to unload everything. 650 00:25:06,423 --> 00:25:08,091 Okay. 651 00:25:08,216 --> 00:25:11,845 Where I come from, working on a deck is considered a man job. 652 00:25:11,928 --> 00:25:13,513 Put that with the towels. 653 00:25:13,638 --> 00:25:16,349 When I was a kid, my father didn’t even want us 654 00:25:16,433 --> 00:25:19,644 to go to school because my father’s mentality, 655 00:25:19,686 --> 00:25:23,398 it was like women didn’t work and it was a man’s world. 656 00:25:27,944 --> 00:25:31,698 But my grandparents sneaked me to the school. 657 00:25:31,740 --> 00:25:35,702 Now, I believe if you want something, 658 00:25:35,785 --> 00:25:37,746 you have to fight for it. 659 00:25:37,787 --> 00:25:39,247 Good work. 660 00:25:43,084 --> 00:25:45,045 Is that going to be bitchy if I just 661 00:25:45,170 --> 00:25:46,963 do you, me and Mary and Ang? 662 00:25:47,047 --> 00:25:48,965 I actually fully agree. 663 00:25:49,049 --> 00:25:50,467 Like, I need a break. 664 00:25:50,550 --> 00:25:51,593 Perfect. 665 00:25:54,929 --> 00:25:56,723 Hey, is there any way that we could 666 00:25:56,806 --> 00:25:58,266 clear a few of these plates? 667 00:25:58,308 --> 00:25:59,309 We’re just going to have four for lunch. 668 00:25:59,392 --> 00:26:01,019 Okay. 669 00:26:01,102 --> 00:26:02,854 I would like the other ladies to just be served in their room. 670 00:26:02,979 --> 00:26:04,022 Is that possible? 671 00:26:04,105 --> 00:26:05,523 That’s fine, that’s fine. 672 00:26:05,648 --> 00:26:07,734 -Thank you so much. -You’re welcome. 673 00:26:07,859 --> 00:26:09,194 [sighs] Okay. 674 00:26:11,279 --> 00:26:12,572 -[bleep] me. -What’s up, dude? 675 00:26:12,655 --> 00:26:14,699 -They’re just... -Yeah. 676 00:26:14,783 --> 00:26:18,453 -Patience being tested. -Lay it on me. 677 00:26:18,536 --> 00:26:21,122 Patience... lunch is in 10 minutes. 678 00:26:21,206 --> 00:26:24,501 But they want four served in their rooms. 679 00:26:24,584 --> 00:26:26,378 Yeah, that makes sense. 680 00:26:26,503 --> 00:26:28,463 It has to be plated, so it will all be plated. 681 00:26:28,505 --> 00:26:30,173 So we’re not going to do family style anymore. 682 00:26:30,256 --> 00:26:32,425 So we need to remove four of those plates. 683 00:26:32,550 --> 00:26:34,636 I’ve set the table twice. 684 00:26:34,719 --> 00:26:38,765 Nobody’s coming to lunch. Okay. 685 00:26:38,848 --> 00:26:40,392 That kind of sucks for us because we’re going 686 00:26:40,475 --> 00:26:42,060 to have to sort of individualize everything. 687 00:26:42,143 --> 00:26:43,603 This is beautiful. 688 00:26:43,728 --> 00:26:47,023 Okay, so how do you think we should plate this? 689 00:26:47,065 --> 00:26:50,819 Do you think we should do the cabins or the table first? 690 00:26:50,944 --> 00:26:52,028 -Table, right? -Table first, yeah. 691 00:26:52,112 --> 00:26:53,279 Yeah, that’s what I think. 692 00:26:53,321 --> 00:26:55,240 [bleep] It’s not going to be easy. 693 00:26:55,323 --> 00:26:56,408 I don’t want to run out of food. 694 00:26:56,449 --> 00:26:57,701 How many wings do I have? 695 00:26:57,784 --> 00:26:59,327 Two, four, six. 696 00:26:59,369 --> 00:27:00,829 Hi. 697 00:27:00,870 --> 00:27:02,205 You’re going to come to the adults’ table? 698 00:27:02,288 --> 00:27:03,456 I guess. 699 00:27:03,540 --> 00:27:07,627 Low-key lunch with the low-key ladies. 700 00:27:07,711 --> 00:27:09,170 Nice pot, that’s fine. 701 00:27:09,254 --> 00:27:11,464 No, but we’re going to bring the plates down. 702 00:27:11,589 --> 00:27:13,008 It’s going to get plated. 703 00:27:13,049 --> 00:27:14,175 I don’t think you should plate them. 704 00:27:14,300 --> 00:27:16,094 I don’t. Just try to think. 705 00:27:16,136 --> 00:27:17,387 She asked for them all plated. 706 00:27:17,470 --> 00:27:18,680 That doesn’t really concern me. 707 00:27:18,763 --> 00:27:20,306 It’s what’s going to look best. 708 00:27:20,432 --> 00:27:23,727 Growing up, I really wanted to be a portrait artist. 709 00:27:23,768 --> 00:27:25,770 I was very good. 710 00:27:25,854 --> 00:27:28,690 Coming from an art background, it does help cooking, 711 00:27:28,732 --> 00:27:31,526 so I base my meal around how’s it going to look. 712 00:27:31,651 --> 00:27:35,071 Shrimp cocktail, a salad and chicken wings with buffalo sauce 713 00:27:35,155 --> 00:27:37,157 and crudité and all of that on this plate 714 00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:38,742 is going to look like sh--. 715 00:27:38,825 --> 00:27:41,369 You can’t just randomly throw things on the plate 716 00:27:41,411 --> 00:27:42,620 because the colors are not going to match. 717 00:27:42,787 --> 00:27:44,372 The shapes are not going to match, 718 00:27:44,456 --> 00:27:46,958 so unfortunately there’s more to it than that. 719 00:27:47,042 --> 00:27:49,044 I’m going against Daisy’s to spite her. 720 00:27:49,169 --> 00:27:51,129 It’s just this is our department. 721 00:27:51,171 --> 00:27:52,213 I’m not... I just... 722 00:27:52,297 --> 00:27:53,715 I’m really hungry. 723 00:27:53,798 --> 00:27:55,550 But I don’t want it to look like sh--. 724 00:27:55,675 --> 00:27:57,218 They’re still guests, you know? 725 00:27:57,302 --> 00:27:59,012 I feel pretty good. I’m hungry. 726 00:27:59,095 --> 00:28:00,347 I am too. 727 00:28:00,472 --> 00:28:03,850 Galley, we have four guests at the table. 728 00:28:03,933 --> 00:28:05,185 We’re just doing wine. 729 00:28:05,268 --> 00:28:08,355 ----ing hell. There’s so much to do. 730 00:28:08,438 --> 00:28:09,773 I think we should do the in-room diners first. 731 00:28:09,814 --> 00:28:13,109 I’m starving. 732 00:28:13,193 --> 00:28:15,820 Daisy, how long until the food? 733 00:28:15,904 --> 00:28:17,572 It’s coming right away. 734 00:28:17,697 --> 00:28:19,407 Did you copy, galley? 735 00:28:19,491 --> 00:28:21,910 Daisy, Daisy, we can do the in-room diners quickly first. 736 00:28:21,993 --> 00:28:23,328 They’re ready now. 737 00:28:23,411 --> 00:28:25,163 We just kind of had to do it that way. 738 00:28:25,246 --> 00:28:26,623 Oh, my God. Okay. 739 00:28:26,664 --> 00:28:27,665 [bleep] me. 740 00:28:27,707 --> 00:28:28,667 What the actual [bleep]? 741 00:28:28,708 --> 00:28:30,126 Heather is the primary. 742 00:28:30,210 --> 00:28:32,212 That means she is the most important person. 743 00:28:32,295 --> 00:28:33,588 Let’s get the food going. 744 00:28:33,672 --> 00:28:35,507 I worked up a big appetite. 745 00:28:35,632 --> 00:28:38,593 So we need to serve lunch at the table first. 746 00:28:38,635 --> 00:28:40,470 Like, the ----ing guests are chaotic. 747 00:28:40,512 --> 00:28:41,596 Now Ben is chaotic. 748 00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:43,473 Give me a ----ing break. 749 00:28:43,556 --> 00:28:44,808 [bleep]. 750 00:28:44,891 --> 00:28:46,476 How long until the food? 751 00:28:57,278 --> 00:28:59,572 Daisy, how long until the food? 752 00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:02,242 It’s coming right away. 753 00:29:02,367 --> 00:29:03,451 Oh, [bleep]. 754 00:29:03,576 --> 00:29:05,328 Daisy, Daisy. 755 00:29:05,453 --> 00:29:07,205 Is there any way we can do the in-room diners quickly first? 756 00:29:07,247 --> 00:29:08,832 They’re ready now. 757 00:29:08,873 --> 00:29:10,417 Yeah, copy. Can you just give me a second, please? 758 00:29:10,458 --> 00:29:13,378 Can you go start doing those in-room dining, please? 759 00:29:13,420 --> 00:29:15,005 Yeah. 760 00:29:15,130 --> 00:29:16,798 Hey, guys, we’re ready, right? Yeah, please? 761 00:29:16,923 --> 00:29:17,882 Yeah. 762 00:29:17,924 --> 00:29:18,883 -[bleep] me? -Yeah. 763 00:29:18,925 --> 00:29:20,218 All right, let’s go. 764 00:29:20,301 --> 00:29:21,261 This food’s getting cold, please. 765 00:29:21,344 --> 00:29:22,345 Can I just put it this way? 766 00:29:22,429 --> 00:29:23,513 You’re gonna need more runners. 767 00:29:23,596 --> 00:29:24,639 ----ing hell. Let’s go. 768 00:29:24,764 --> 00:29:26,516 Everybody wants a glass of champagne, yeah? 769 00:29:26,641 --> 00:29:29,477 Yeah, I think we’re all down to party, you know what I mean? 770 00:29:29,602 --> 00:29:30,603 Yeah. 771 00:29:30,687 --> 00:29:31,563 You happy to go with this? 772 00:29:31,604 --> 00:29:33,189 Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, please. 773 00:29:33,314 --> 00:29:34,524 You guys are gonna need to pull more people, please. 774 00:29:34,566 --> 00:29:36,026 I need everyone. 775 00:29:36,151 --> 00:29:37,861 I don’t know what’s going on right now. 776 00:29:37,902 --> 00:29:39,154 This is very weird. 777 00:29:42,782 --> 00:29:44,576 -Hi. -Hello, ladies. 778 00:29:44,617 --> 00:29:45,618 We have you some lunch. 779 00:29:45,744 --> 00:29:47,328 -Thank you. -No problem. 780 00:29:47,370 --> 00:29:49,998 I’m gonna put your food on the side of the bed, okay? 781 00:29:50,081 --> 00:29:51,249 Oh, thank you. 782 00:29:51,374 --> 00:29:53,710 You’re not up to sitting at the table? 783 00:29:53,752 --> 00:29:55,003 It’s complicated. 784 00:29:55,128 --> 00:29:56,713 Okay. 785 00:29:56,838 --> 00:29:59,007 All right, they can go and then give me that, please. 786 00:29:59,090 --> 00:30:00,675 I’ll do it. 787 00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:02,260 God, I’m always waiting on Daisy. 788 00:30:02,302 --> 00:30:03,511 What the [bleep], man? 789 00:30:03,636 --> 00:30:05,180 Those sea shell bowls are so cute. 790 00:30:05,221 --> 00:30:06,556 Hi. 791 00:30:06,639 --> 00:30:08,683 I’m not very good at this, so here we go. 792 00:30:08,725 --> 00:30:09,684 Here, I can help. 793 00:30:09,726 --> 00:30:10,769 Cheers. Thank you. 794 00:30:10,852 --> 00:30:12,145 That was fabulous. 795 00:30:12,228 --> 00:30:13,104 We’re gonna get some utensils for you. 796 00:30:13,229 --> 00:30:14,314 The plates would be great. 797 00:30:14,397 --> 00:30:16,358 What the [bleep]? 798 00:30:16,483 --> 00:30:18,610 Why’d they take it without plates? 799 00:30:18,651 --> 00:30:20,653 Ben and I had a plan. 800 00:30:20,695 --> 00:30:22,739 They want four served in their rooms, 801 00:30:22,864 --> 00:30:24,908 so we’re not gonna do family style anymore. 802 00:30:24,949 --> 00:30:27,452 Then he marches up with platters, 803 00:30:27,494 --> 00:30:30,455 surprise, there’s no plates. 804 00:30:30,538 --> 00:30:32,374 And who looks like a ----ing ding-dong? 805 00:30:32,415 --> 00:30:34,459 Me. 806 00:30:34,584 --> 00:30:37,003 Do you believe... 807 00:30:39,673 --> 00:30:40,840 Oh, do you like them? 808 00:30:42,759 --> 00:30:45,428 Serve me like I’m a rich Roman king. 809 00:30:45,470 --> 00:30:47,389 That was actually bat sh--. 810 00:30:47,514 --> 00:30:48,932 Yeah, it was. 811 00:30:49,057 --> 00:30:50,684 I don’t understand what happened just right now. 812 00:30:50,767 --> 00:30:53,478 Ben’s like, I’m serving the other four first. 813 00:30:53,561 --> 00:30:55,271 I’m not leaving four guests, including the primary, 814 00:30:55,313 --> 00:30:56,773 without a drink. 815 00:30:56,898 --> 00:30:58,566 And I’m like, you’ll get it when I get it. 816 00:30:58,650 --> 00:31:01,820 Like, I stood here, like, looking at my ----ing asshole. 817 00:31:01,861 --> 00:31:03,988 You guys, this food is so delicious. 818 00:31:04,114 --> 00:31:05,323 So good. It’s insane. 819 00:31:05,448 --> 00:31:06,533 Cheers, you guys. 820 00:31:06,658 --> 00:31:09,411 My wing women and my wing women. 821 00:31:12,372 --> 00:31:13,289 Good. How are you, darling? 822 00:31:13,331 --> 00:31:15,583 Better now. 823 00:31:15,709 --> 00:31:16,710 You like that, right? 824 00:31:16,835 --> 00:31:17,919 Mmm. 825 00:31:21,381 --> 00:31:22,590 I swam with a turtle. 826 00:31:22,716 --> 00:31:23,591 What? 827 00:31:23,717 --> 00:31:24,759 I swam with a turtle. 828 00:31:24,884 --> 00:31:25,802 Did you? 829 00:31:25,844 --> 00:31:27,220 ----ing huge. 830 00:31:27,303 --> 00:31:28,263 Like, the size of this table kinda big. 831 00:31:28,388 --> 00:31:30,390 Dude, noggin. 832 00:31:30,432 --> 00:31:32,183 -Noggin. -Noggin. 833 00:31:32,308 --> 00:31:33,309 He gave me some fin? 834 00:31:33,351 --> 00:31:34,561 Fin, noggin. 835 00:31:39,691 --> 00:31:41,109 I’m going to go take a nap. 836 00:31:41,234 --> 00:31:42,610 Right, how can I help? 837 00:31:42,736 --> 00:31:44,487 I’m thinking about that dessert tonight. 838 00:31:44,529 --> 00:31:47,282 We want, like, the body of a zombie kind of thing. 839 00:31:47,323 --> 00:31:49,534 Hi. 840 00:31:49,659 --> 00:31:50,618 Good, how are you? 841 00:31:50,744 --> 00:31:52,037 Good. 842 00:31:52,078 --> 00:31:53,246 Let me get you the diet coke. 843 00:31:56,708 --> 00:31:57,584 Oh, you want her to do that? 844 00:31:57,709 --> 00:31:58,752 Yes. 845 00:31:58,835 --> 00:31:59,586 All right, when, tonight? 846 00:31:59,711 --> 00:32:01,963 Yes. 847 00:32:02,047 --> 00:32:04,049 Let me organize it. 848 00:32:04,174 --> 00:32:05,467 At the dinner table. 849 00:32:05,508 --> 00:32:06,801 You know, he’s a part time stripper. 850 00:32:08,094 --> 00:32:09,220 I am. 851 00:32:11,681 --> 00:32:13,266 He’s very proud of it. 852 00:32:13,308 --> 00:32:16,144 He would have been upset if I kept quiet. 853 00:32:16,269 --> 00:32:19,397 Throughout the past five years, in between engineering gigs, 854 00:32:19,481 --> 00:32:22,984 I stumbled into the world of stripping. 855 00:32:23,109 --> 00:32:25,153 The world of stripping and the world of engineering 856 00:32:25,278 --> 00:32:27,489 are two completely different places. 857 00:32:27,530 --> 00:32:32,410 There’s no common denominator, except for lube. 858 00:32:32,535 --> 00:32:36,164 Dinner’s at 8:00, and it’s zombie themed on the sundeck. 859 00:32:36,289 --> 00:32:37,499 -Yeah. -I’ll give them a routine. 860 00:32:43,838 --> 00:32:45,674 I’ll let you take the lead. You’re the stripper. 861 00:32:47,717 --> 00:32:49,928 [laughing] 862 00:32:51,846 --> 00:32:53,431 Belt, we’ll need that tonight. 863 00:32:59,854 --> 00:33:01,231 Thank you. You had a good day? 864 00:33:01,272 --> 00:33:03,066 Yeah, it was not bad at all. 865 00:33:03,108 --> 00:33:04,859 I get some sunburn. 866 00:33:04,984 --> 00:33:06,653 -Oh! -Yeah. 867 00:33:10,323 --> 00:33:11,449 No, no, no, I can’t. 868 00:33:11,491 --> 00:33:13,576 I can’t. This is bad. 869 00:33:13,618 --> 00:33:16,955 I don’t know, but I’m ----ing shy as [bleep] 870 00:33:16,996 --> 00:33:17,956 when it comes to this. 871 00:33:18,081 --> 00:33:19,541 I think you got it. 872 00:33:19,582 --> 00:33:22,002 So basically, right, pick the chair up, 873 00:33:22,085 --> 00:33:24,337 move it away from the table with her sat on it. 874 00:33:27,924 --> 00:33:29,259 [laughing] 875 00:33:29,342 --> 00:33:31,886 I’m no stranger to performances on board. 876 00:33:32,012 --> 00:33:33,388 Big gay brunch! 877 00:33:35,765 --> 00:33:36,850 [shouting] 878 00:33:37,851 --> 00:33:41,396 One, two, three, slide and snap. 879 00:33:41,438 --> 00:33:42,731 [cheering] 880 00:33:42,856 --> 00:33:44,399 All right, okay. 881 00:33:44,441 --> 00:33:46,317 We got one third. 882 00:33:46,359 --> 00:33:47,402 Do I feel comfortable doing it? 883 00:33:47,527 --> 00:33:49,195 No, I don’t. 884 00:33:49,279 --> 00:33:53,241 From a very young age, I’ve always been very body shy. 885 00:33:53,324 --> 00:33:55,118 I’ve been teased by my brother about my weight. 886 00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:56,494 I’ve always been the person to go to the beach 887 00:33:56,578 --> 00:33:58,329 with my shirt on. 888 00:33:58,371 --> 00:34:00,290 Give her a little bit of that. Give her a little bit of that. 889 00:34:00,373 --> 00:34:02,250 And it’s very intimidating, 890 00:34:02,292 --> 00:34:04,169 making myself look like an absolute clown 891 00:34:04,210 --> 00:34:05,378 next to a professional. 892 00:34:05,420 --> 00:34:06,880 -Oh, [bleep]! -That’s right. 893 00:34:07,005 --> 00:34:08,256 No! 894 00:34:08,381 --> 00:34:11,301 [whistles] Wow. It’s very quiet. 895 00:34:11,384 --> 00:34:13,511 I can finally hear myself think. 896 00:34:13,553 --> 00:34:14,512 You can hear a pin drop. 897 00:34:15,847 --> 00:34:17,849 Show me your boobs. 898 00:34:17,891 --> 00:34:19,559 Oh, it’s so clean in here. 899 00:34:19,642 --> 00:34:20,894 And quiet. 900 00:34:20,935 --> 00:34:22,854 So everyone’s getting dressed now. 901 00:34:22,979 --> 00:34:25,190 I am so relieved. 902 00:34:25,231 --> 00:34:26,858 [sighs] 903 00:34:26,900 --> 00:34:27,942 Angie. 904 00:34:30,070 --> 00:34:31,112 How do we look? 905 00:34:31,196 --> 00:34:33,323 We look so good. 906 00:34:33,406 --> 00:34:34,407 Okay. 907 00:34:34,491 --> 00:34:35,533 Your little sea horse nose. 908 00:34:35,617 --> 00:34:37,243 It’s so perfect. 909 00:34:37,327 --> 00:34:39,537 Oh, [bleep]! The door closed on my hand. 910 00:34:39,579 --> 00:34:41,706 -Oh, my God. -Oh, no! 911 00:34:41,748 --> 00:34:43,875 -Oh, no! -Oh, my God. 912 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:44,959 Oh, God is it bad? 913 00:34:45,001 --> 00:34:48,838 Ah! 914 00:34:48,922 --> 00:34:51,299 Oh, my God. I’m in so much pain. 915 00:34:53,051 --> 00:34:54,469 [whistling] 916 00:34:58,390 --> 00:34:59,974 God, I’m bleeding! 917 00:35:00,100 --> 00:35:01,267 We need help! 918 00:35:01,309 --> 00:35:02,352 -Oh, I just heard. -[bleep]. 919 00:35:02,394 --> 00:35:03,645 Oh, my God. 911. 920 00:35:03,770 --> 00:35:05,188 Help. 921 00:35:05,271 --> 00:35:08,358 -Whose idea was this? -SOS! 922 00:35:08,441 --> 00:35:10,193 Holy sh--. Look at it. 923 00:35:10,235 --> 00:35:11,194 Are you okay? 924 00:35:11,277 --> 00:35:13,154 -Daisy. -Oh, my God. 925 00:35:13,196 --> 00:35:14,823 Oh, Jesus. 926 00:35:14,906 --> 00:35:17,325 We were being stupid and then her hand got caught. 927 00:35:17,409 --> 00:35:19,828 Okay. Wait here, I got something. 928 00:35:19,911 --> 00:35:21,162 -Oh, my God. -Oh, it’s so much. 929 00:35:21,246 --> 00:35:22,664 Oh, my God. It’s so much blood. 930 00:35:22,789 --> 00:35:25,166 Jason, can you please come up to the main saloon? 931 00:35:26,543 --> 00:35:27,669 -Holy sh--. 932 00:35:27,752 --> 00:35:29,004 This is a serious amount of blood. 933 00:35:29,129 --> 00:35:33,049 Oh, my God. It looks so terrible. 934 00:35:33,174 --> 00:35:34,634 It’s hurting! 935 00:35:43,810 --> 00:35:45,353 Oh, my God! 936 00:35:45,937 --> 00:35:47,981 It looks so terrible. 937 00:35:48,106 --> 00:35:51,151 Angie has slammed her hand in the door. 938 00:35:51,234 --> 00:35:52,569 It’s bleeding. 939 00:35:52,694 --> 00:35:53,862 I don’t know what to do. 940 00:35:53,945 --> 00:35:55,447 I think I ripped my fingernail off. 941 00:35:55,488 --> 00:35:57,282 -Oh, my God. -Captain Jason. 942 00:35:57,365 --> 00:35:59,367 It’s me again. 943 00:35:59,409 --> 00:36:00,869 -I’m so sorry. -I’m trying not to laugh. 944 00:36:00,952 --> 00:36:02,662 I’ve been so much trouble to you. 945 00:36:02,746 --> 00:36:04,205 Will you ever have me back? 946 00:36:04,289 --> 00:36:05,665 I will. Dressed like that. 947 00:36:05,790 --> 00:36:07,000 Let me get a little bandage. 948 00:36:07,042 --> 00:36:08,043 Let’s just hold the pressure on it. 949 00:36:08,168 --> 00:36:09,377 -Okay. -Poor Angie. 950 00:36:09,461 --> 00:36:10,420 She’s having the worst trip ever. 951 00:36:10,462 --> 00:36:11,463 I got it all. 952 00:36:11,504 --> 00:36:13,006 Captain, it’s gonna be fine. 953 00:36:13,048 --> 00:36:14,549 It’s two for two at the moment. 954 00:36:14,674 --> 00:36:16,217 She was vomiting yesterday, seasick. 955 00:36:17,761 --> 00:36:19,888 Oh! 956 00:36:20,013 --> 00:36:21,181 Now her fingers jammed. 957 00:36:21,306 --> 00:36:22,891 It looks worse than what it is, I know, 958 00:36:22,974 --> 00:36:24,392 but there’s still a lot of blood here. 959 00:36:31,399 --> 00:36:33,109 Angie’s dressed as a seahorse. 960 00:36:33,151 --> 00:36:35,945 Had it been a starfish, her finger may regenerate. 961 00:36:36,029 --> 00:36:37,864 Get it? 962 00:36:37,947 --> 00:36:39,240 Dad joke? 963 00:36:39,324 --> 00:36:40,325 I’m fine, though. 964 00:36:40,450 --> 00:36:42,118 I’m gonna have a great night. 965 00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:43,870 Hopefully this is the last you’ll see of me. 966 00:36:43,995 --> 00:36:45,246 Oh, I love that. 967 00:36:45,372 --> 00:36:46,706 Oh, it looks amazing. 968 00:36:46,790 --> 00:36:48,458 Love, love, love. 969 00:36:48,500 --> 00:36:50,752 For tonight’s dinner, the guests have requested 970 00:36:50,877 --> 00:36:52,671 a zombie theme night. 971 00:36:52,712 --> 00:36:54,714 Complete with eerie cocktails, 972 00:36:54,839 --> 00:36:57,884 hauntingly beautiful decor, and a menu to die for. 973 00:36:57,967 --> 00:37:00,804 Honestly, I can’t think of anything more appropriate. 974 00:37:00,845 --> 00:37:03,223 All they’ve been doing is eating each other alive, 975 00:37:03,348 --> 00:37:05,100 throwing sh-- at each other. 976 00:37:05,183 --> 00:37:07,769 It is very dead on. 977 00:37:07,894 --> 00:37:09,729 Dinner tonight. What is it? 978 00:37:09,813 --> 00:37:11,439 Okay. Yeah, yeah. Let’s talk. 979 00:37:11,481 --> 00:37:13,650 After a sh---show of a beach excursion, 980 00:37:13,692 --> 00:37:17,070 lunch delays, and Ben’s sh--ty communication, 981 00:37:17,153 --> 00:37:18,488 dinner’s gonna be perfect 982 00:37:18,613 --> 00:37:19,739 because it’s gonna be on my terms. 983 00:37:19,781 --> 00:37:22,117 First course is a bowl, a scallop dish, 984 00:37:22,158 --> 00:37:25,453 but with a slightly soupy black lentil, 985 00:37:25,495 --> 00:37:29,124 and then we’re doing lamb, so steak knives, 986 00:37:29,207 --> 00:37:33,003 and then a zombie ice cream head. 987 00:37:33,086 --> 00:37:36,965 Is it a huge ball ache if I add Jason to that? 988 00:37:37,132 --> 00:37:38,842 It’s not, mate. 989 00:37:38,883 --> 00:37:40,385 Listen, you’re dealing with professionals here, love. 990 00:37:40,427 --> 00:37:41,970 That’s what I like to hear. 991 00:37:43,972 --> 00:37:45,557 I think that’s pretty good, to be honest. 992 00:37:45,682 --> 00:37:47,142 Oh, that’s really cool, Bronwyn. 993 00:37:49,769 --> 00:37:51,771 I’m back from the dead. I’m like a ghost. 994 00:37:51,813 --> 00:37:53,982 That’s very cool. Well done. 995 00:38:13,626 --> 00:38:16,379 Daisy, I have all guests upstairs. 996 00:38:16,421 --> 00:38:18,840 [groaning, moaning] 997 00:38:20,967 --> 00:38:24,596 You are not a zombie! 998 00:38:24,679 --> 00:38:29,476 We must eat human flesh for nutrients. 999 00:38:30,602 --> 00:38:32,354 Oh, my God. 1000 00:38:32,437 --> 00:38:33,938 Guys, we’ve got guests at the table. 1001 00:38:34,022 --> 00:38:35,648 I’ll start with just doing water and wine. 1002 00:38:35,732 --> 00:38:37,567 Thank you. 1003 00:38:37,692 --> 00:38:40,403 Ladies, ladies, welcome to Horror Night. 1004 00:38:40,487 --> 00:38:43,031 Can I get any of you’s a drink? 1005 00:38:43,114 --> 00:38:45,492 -Bloody cabs all around. -Of course. 1006 00:38:45,575 --> 00:38:47,786 That’s amazing. That is amazing. 1007 00:38:47,827 --> 00:38:49,579 I didn’t know that. 1008 00:38:49,621 --> 00:38:51,414 I haven’t touched this drink, but there’s like lips. 1009 00:38:51,498 --> 00:38:53,583 That’s not mine. I don’t do that. 1010 00:38:53,625 --> 00:38:54,542 That’s all right, I’ll get you another one. 1011 00:38:54,584 --> 00:38:56,044 Thank you. 1012 00:38:56,169 --> 00:38:57,212 Those are not my lips. 1013 00:38:57,295 --> 00:38:58,755 Oh, my God. 1014 00:38:58,838 --> 00:39:01,675 I don’t like getting caught for my mistakes. 1015 00:39:01,716 --> 00:39:04,761 I’m an expert at covering things up. 1016 00:39:04,803 --> 00:39:06,346 -Daisy? -Yeah. 1017 00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:10,517 Oh, [bleep]. 1018 00:39:10,642 --> 00:39:11,768 Was there not? 1019 00:39:11,893 --> 00:39:13,061 -Who was this? -Mary. 1020 00:39:13,186 --> 00:39:15,313 -And she has a fresh glass. -Yeah. 1021 00:39:15,397 --> 00:39:19,025 Don’t worry. I won’t tell anyone if you don’t. 1022 00:39:19,109 --> 00:39:21,736 Your luxury yacht trip is the trip from hell for you. 1023 00:39:21,778 --> 00:39:24,406 Okay, we’re ready to go with service. 1024 00:39:24,489 --> 00:39:25,490 You can go start cabins. 1025 00:39:25,573 --> 00:39:27,909 -Oh, my favorite. -Perfect. 1026 00:39:27,992 --> 00:39:29,703 Brilliant. This is good. 1027 00:39:29,828 --> 00:39:32,080 This is actually quite good. Yeah, nice. 1028 00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:35,750 [groans] 1029 00:39:35,875 --> 00:39:37,502 What is this? 1030 00:39:37,585 --> 00:39:39,754 Okay, it’s a hellish-looking black caviar lentil 1031 00:39:39,879 --> 00:39:41,756 and then a buttered seared scallop. 1032 00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:43,299 There we are, ladies. 1033 00:39:43,383 --> 00:39:47,095 You have caviar lentils and a butter-seared scallop. 1034 00:39:47,178 --> 00:39:48,346 Ooh! 1035 00:39:48,471 --> 00:39:49,347 Delicious! 1036 00:39:49,431 --> 00:39:50,432 It’s so good. 1037 00:39:52,058 --> 00:39:54,185 Ready to put the crisps down? 1038 00:39:54,310 --> 00:39:55,812 Yep. 1039 00:39:55,895 --> 00:39:57,605 How’s the temperament tonight? Does anyone know? 1040 00:39:57,731 --> 00:39:59,858 I saw something on TikTok today 1041 00:39:59,899 --> 00:40:05,155 about Seth having a mistress. 1042 00:40:05,238 --> 00:40:07,115 My husband does not have a mistress. 1043 00:40:08,700 --> 00:40:10,410 -A shot of tequila. -I love that. 1044 00:40:10,493 --> 00:40:11,786 Thank you. 1045 00:40:11,870 --> 00:40:13,413 Because your boyfriend breaks up with you 1046 00:40:13,496 --> 00:40:14,706 every time he wants to sleep with someone else. 1047 00:40:14,789 --> 00:40:15,874 That’s your problem. 1048 00:40:16,041 --> 00:40:17,625 -I break up with him. -Not mine. 1049 00:40:17,751 --> 00:40:19,210 Want one of these shots? 1050 00:40:19,294 --> 00:40:21,463 There is no test. 1051 00:40:21,546 --> 00:40:23,173 All of this fighting 1052 00:40:23,256 --> 00:40:25,300 is kind of becoming like white noise to me. 1053 00:40:25,383 --> 00:40:28,011 I’m not going to admit something I didn’t fucking do! 1054 00:40:28,178 --> 00:40:29,262 She talks sh-- about you. 1055 00:40:29,387 --> 00:40:31,765 You, you, you. 1056 00:40:31,848 --> 00:40:34,476 -Grand larceny, forgery. -You’re a liar. 1057 00:40:34,601 --> 00:40:35,602 [white noise] 1058 00:40:35,727 --> 00:40:37,062 Just used to it. 1059 00:40:37,103 --> 00:40:38,938 -Do you want water? -Yeah. 1060 00:40:39,064 --> 00:40:41,358 Oh, I love that. 1061 00:40:41,483 --> 00:40:43,526 Oh, I’m so glad you enjoyed it. 1062 00:40:43,610 --> 00:40:45,987 Galley, that is main course cleared. 1063 00:40:46,112 --> 00:40:47,364 Let’s get this done. 1064 00:40:47,489 --> 00:40:49,407 Where are those ice cream balls, please? 1065 00:40:49,449 --> 00:40:50,617 I need to put it together. 1066 00:40:55,497 --> 00:40:57,916 I’m going to have to adapt that. 1067 00:41:01,336 --> 00:41:03,630 Um, um, um, um... 1068 00:41:03,713 --> 00:41:04,964 I’m behind you. Sorry. 1069 00:41:05,006 --> 00:41:06,716 Quick, quick, quick. It’ll droop. 1070 00:41:06,841 --> 00:41:08,301 Thank God it’s a zombie 1071 00:41:08,426 --> 00:41:09,678 because it’s not going to look perfect 1072 00:41:09,761 --> 00:41:11,680 in any stretch of the imagination. 1073 00:41:13,473 --> 00:41:15,100 -I did! -Stay away from me. 1074 00:41:15,225 --> 00:41:17,936 Your hatred has been abundantly clear, 1075 00:41:17,977 --> 00:41:20,522 and I am not interested. 1076 00:41:22,857 --> 00:41:24,484 Leave me alone, okay? Leave me alone. 1077 00:41:27,654 --> 00:41:28,655 Enough of the fighting. 1078 00:41:28,738 --> 00:41:29,698 I know... 1079 00:41:34,786 --> 00:41:36,204 I said what I said, and I’m not taking it back. 1080 00:41:36,329 --> 00:41:37,706 You are boring. 1081 00:41:37,789 --> 00:41:40,875 [bleep] me. Can you do the eyes, please? 1082 00:41:40,917 --> 00:41:42,127 Yep. 1083 00:41:42,168 --> 00:41:43,837 What are these, zombie? 1084 00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:45,839 Pistachio ice cream zombies. 1085 00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:47,882 I ----ing hate working with ice cream. 1086 00:41:47,966 --> 00:41:49,217 Personally, I would have made them earlier. 1087 00:41:49,300 --> 00:41:50,218 And had them frozen. 1088 00:41:50,301 --> 00:41:51,511 Grab and go. 1089 00:41:51,553 --> 00:41:52,971 Grab and go, please. Thank you. 1090 00:41:53,013 --> 00:41:54,806 Just handle with care, please. 1091 00:41:54,848 --> 00:41:57,308 -No worries. -Go, go, go, go. 1092 00:41:57,434 --> 00:41:59,060 Thank you. 1093 00:42:01,271 --> 00:42:02,230 It’s melting, so we’ve got to hurry. 1094 00:42:02,272 --> 00:42:03,440 Yeah. 1095 00:42:03,523 --> 00:42:05,358 What’s real are our relationships, 1096 00:42:05,442 --> 00:42:06,776 her relationship with Seth. 1097 00:42:06,818 --> 00:42:08,445 This is so cute. 1098 00:42:08,528 --> 00:42:09,904 -Captain Jason. -Thank you. 1099 00:42:10,030 --> 00:42:11,031 There you go. 1100 00:42:11,114 --> 00:42:12,657 Oh, you guys, the zombies. 1101 00:42:12,741 --> 00:42:15,118 Oh, my gosh, they’re so cute. 1102 00:42:15,201 --> 00:42:18,288 And I ----ing cooked this, and it didn’t go on the dessert, 1103 00:42:18,371 --> 00:42:20,749 because I was too busy ----ing fixing that. 1104 00:42:20,874 --> 00:42:22,542 This is so good. 1105 00:42:22,667 --> 00:42:25,128 It’ll soften the blow to have your kind energy. 1106 00:42:25,211 --> 00:42:28,965 We’re ----ed for this one. 1107 00:42:29,007 --> 00:42:33,511 I don’t know why we chose to do an ice cream dessert. 1108 00:42:33,636 --> 00:42:35,972 I would have somehow managed to construct them 1109 00:42:36,056 --> 00:42:37,223 and keep them frozen. 1110 00:42:37,265 --> 00:42:38,850 I know that’s not what we did. 1111 00:42:38,892 --> 00:42:39,809 Then why didn’t you? 1112 00:42:39,851 --> 00:42:41,478 I’ll tell you why, 1113 00:42:41,519 --> 00:42:42,687 because I was actually seeing how you would cope 1114 00:42:42,812 --> 00:42:44,481 with this dessert. 1115 00:42:44,522 --> 00:42:46,733 It was a test, because I want to know where you struggle 1116 00:42:46,775 --> 00:42:48,401 and I want to see how quick you are. 1117 00:42:48,485 --> 00:42:49,611 I’ll tell you right now, it’s always dessert. 1118 00:42:49,694 --> 00:42:52,280 Okay, all right, well, 1119 00:42:52,364 --> 00:42:53,656 it wasn’t really, 1120 00:42:53,740 --> 00:42:55,909 we didn’t really make the dessert, really. 1121 00:42:56,034 --> 00:42:58,078 I mean, I made the chocolate, I made the coulis. 1122 00:42:58,161 --> 00:43:00,497 You did mold the ice cream, 1123 00:43:00,622 --> 00:43:01,790 but you didn’t make it. 1124 00:43:01,873 --> 00:43:03,416 Really, it was an assembly. 1125 00:43:03,500 --> 00:43:05,835 I think it’s a far stretch saying, 1126 00:43:05,877 --> 00:43:07,671 we made the dessert. 1127 00:43:07,796 --> 00:43:09,506 Alicia is a bull in a china shop. 1128 00:43:09,631 --> 00:43:11,549 He has been cheffing for over 20 ----ing years. 1129 00:43:11,633 --> 00:43:13,218 I’ve done it for two. 1130 00:43:13,301 --> 00:43:15,512 Like, pick up the pieces that you’re going to drop. 1131 00:43:15,595 --> 00:43:18,223 They were ----ed, man, just completely ----ed. 1132 00:43:21,476 --> 00:43:22,727 She didn’t actually make anything. 1133 00:43:22,811 --> 00:43:24,479 Nothing! Nothing! 1134 00:43:34,072 --> 00:43:35,907 I don’t give a [bleep] about that dessert. 1135 00:43:39,953 --> 00:43:40,829 I know, the saw is good. 1136 00:43:40,954 --> 00:43:42,122 Oh, thank you. 1137 00:43:42,247 --> 00:43:43,373 How’s the dessert, ladies? 1138 00:43:43,456 --> 00:43:44,582 Let’s try it and see. 1139 00:43:44,708 --> 00:43:46,167 Oh, this is so good. 1140 00:43:46,251 --> 00:43:47,877 I mean, I think we should talk about you and Jared 1141 00:43:48,003 --> 00:43:50,255 and all the things he says about other people. 1142 00:43:51,381 --> 00:43:52,799 We can, if you want. 1143 00:43:52,882 --> 00:43:54,592 The captain, don’t leave if it gets heated. Stay. 1144 00:43:54,718 --> 00:43:57,887 I’m not interested in you trying to interfere in my relationship 1145 00:43:57,971 --> 00:43:59,806 because you’re jealous that you can’t hold a man down. 1146 00:43:59,889 --> 00:44:01,975 I am not trying to interfere in a relationship. 1147 00:44:02,058 --> 00:44:04,644 Let’s ask the captain what he thinks. 1148 00:44:04,769 --> 00:44:07,480 So, if a guy is paying your bills 1149 00:44:07,522 --> 00:44:08,732 and goes and tells everyone behind your back 1150 00:44:08,857 --> 00:44:09,858 that he’s paying your bills... 1151 00:44:09,941 --> 00:44:10,942 He’s not paying my bills. 1152 00:44:10,984 --> 00:44:12,444 He told us he pays your bills. 1153 00:44:12,527 --> 00:44:13,945 I don’t know why he’s saying that. 1154 00:44:16,656 --> 00:44:19,200 Would you ever do that to a woman, captain? 1155 00:44:19,284 --> 00:44:21,953 Would you ever say that you pay someone’s bills when you don’t? 1156 00:44:21,995 --> 00:44:23,621 No, I wouldn’t do that. 1157 00:44:23,705 --> 00:44:26,041 No. I mean, he doesn’t pay my bills. 1158 00:44:26,082 --> 00:44:28,752 I will get you your dessert, but not meant to be there. 1159 00:44:28,793 --> 00:44:30,503 This is like the apocalypse. 1160 00:44:30,545 --> 00:44:32,213 This is how I envision the end of the world. 1161 00:44:32,339 --> 00:44:34,466 Look, I like engaging with a guest 1162 00:44:34,549 --> 00:44:36,301 and usually they’re asking me a lot of questions. 1163 00:44:36,343 --> 00:44:37,927 I can’t even get a word in. 1164 00:44:38,053 --> 00:44:41,348 I would have been eaten alive by them, I think. 1165 00:44:41,473 --> 00:44:43,600 Thank you for saving me from the zombies. 1166 00:44:43,683 --> 00:44:45,435 -What happened? -That was my fault. 1167 00:44:45,477 --> 00:44:47,020 There’s alarms going off. 1168 00:44:47,062 --> 00:44:48,605 Have I just set the bar for the season? 1169 00:44:48,688 --> 00:44:49,689 I don’t have to do anything there 1170 00:44:49,773 --> 00:44:51,066 for the rest of the season. 1171 00:44:51,107 --> 00:44:52,317 -You just keep doing that. -Yeah, okay. 1172 00:44:52,359 --> 00:44:53,318 Just keep doing that. 1173 00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:54,986 That was a good timing, though. 1174 00:44:55,111 --> 00:44:56,696 They asked me a question and I was trying to get around 1175 00:44:56,821 --> 00:44:58,531 and I was like, have you had some of this? 1176 00:44:58,656 --> 00:45:00,950 Yeah, I’ll try that. Thank you. 1177 00:45:00,992 --> 00:45:05,246 Two bloodthirsty men looking for some sexy singles. 1178 00:45:08,166 --> 00:45:09,334 Hi. 1179 00:45:09,376 --> 00:45:10,627 Did they turn out okay? 1180 00:45:10,669 --> 00:45:13,171 Yeah, perfect. 1181 00:45:13,213 --> 00:45:15,757 You hungry for a bit of cock... tail? 1182 00:45:15,799 --> 00:45:17,592 [laughing] 1183 00:45:21,721 --> 00:45:23,348 We’re ready for you, deck crew. 1184 00:45:23,390 --> 00:45:24,974 We’re ready for you for the dance. 1185 00:45:25,016 --> 00:45:26,810 God. [bleep] 1186 00:45:26,893 --> 00:45:29,104 The boat is a-----ing rocking. 1187 00:45:29,229 --> 00:45:30,438 Okay. 1188 00:45:30,563 --> 00:45:31,439 Go, go. 1189 00:45:33,191 --> 00:45:35,485 Oh, my God! 1190 00:45:35,568 --> 00:45:39,906 There are two seriously hungry men out there 1191 00:45:40,031 --> 00:45:43,827 and they are just bloodthirsty for single ladies. 1192 00:45:43,910 --> 00:45:45,954 They better be naked. 1193 00:45:45,995 --> 00:45:47,706 [cheering] 1194 00:45:48,873 --> 00:45:50,709 Where’s our single ladies? 1195 00:45:50,834 --> 00:45:53,003 I’m a single lady. 1196 00:45:53,086 --> 00:45:54,087 What? 1197 00:45:55,588 --> 00:45:57,757 Oh, you’re so beautiful! 1198 00:45:57,882 --> 00:46:00,343 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1199 00:46:00,427 --> 00:46:01,428 Woo-hoo! 1200 00:46:01,511 --> 00:46:02,804 Yes! 1201 00:46:02,846 --> 00:46:04,222 Ah! 1202 00:46:04,264 --> 00:46:05,932 Oh, my God! Stop! 1203 00:46:05,974 --> 00:46:08,101 -I don’t think so... -Oh! 1204 00:46:08,184 --> 00:46:09,978 Bring it, baby. Bring it. 1205 00:46:10,103 --> 00:46:12,272 Oh, God! 1206 00:46:13,857 --> 00:46:15,483 Yes. There we go. 1207 00:46:15,525 --> 00:46:17,902 Ah! 1208 00:46:19,070 --> 00:46:21,531 Yes. 1209 00:46:21,614 --> 00:46:23,116 Oh, God. 1210 00:46:23,241 --> 00:46:25,035 I’m hoping that everyone’s distracted 1211 00:46:25,118 --> 00:46:26,119 by everything going on, 1212 00:46:26,161 --> 00:46:28,413 because I’m the stiffest zombie 1213 00:46:28,496 --> 00:46:31,416 that you’ve ever seen in your life. 1214 00:46:31,541 --> 00:46:33,418 And I don’t mean in a good way. 1215 00:46:33,460 --> 00:46:34,836 Heather! 1216 00:46:40,467 --> 00:46:42,302 Thank you, guys! 1217 00:46:42,385 --> 00:46:43,845 That was amazing. 1218 00:46:44,971 --> 00:46:46,097 That was seriously... 1219 00:46:46,222 --> 00:46:48,767 Thank you, Mikey and Joao! 1220 00:46:58,485 --> 00:46:59,486 I feel like I was less awkward, 1221 00:46:59,611 --> 00:47:00,612 but [bleep] me, I was awkward. 1222 00:47:00,653 --> 00:47:02,113 My legs were shaking. 1223 00:47:02,197 --> 00:47:03,365 -I’m so proud of you. -That’s so funny. 1224 00:47:03,490 --> 00:47:04,741 I’m so proud of you. 1225 00:47:04,824 --> 00:47:06,159 Love you, guys. Good night. 1226 00:47:06,242 --> 00:47:07,911 -Good night. -Love you. 1227 00:47:07,952 --> 00:47:08,912 Can you go to sleep? 1228 00:47:09,037 --> 00:47:10,455 -Sleep? -Yeah. 1229 00:47:10,497 --> 00:47:11,414 We’re going to bed. 1230 00:47:11,498 --> 00:47:13,750 You’re going to bed? 1231 00:47:13,833 --> 00:47:16,211 I’m going to be in here at nine. You can be in here at eight. 1232 00:47:18,463 --> 00:47:20,131 Oh, well done, Eddy. 1233 00:47:20,215 --> 00:47:22,050 You should be proud of yourself, mate. 1234 00:47:22,175 --> 00:47:23,551 You’ve ----ing crushed it today. 1235 00:47:35,146 --> 00:47:36,064 [back cracks] 1236 00:47:39,943 --> 00:47:41,319 Ah! 1237 00:47:41,403 --> 00:47:42,320 Chocolate muffins. 1238 00:47:42,445 --> 00:47:43,697 -All good? -Yeah. 1239 00:47:43,738 --> 00:47:44,948 -Let’s focus on main deck. -Okay. 1240 00:47:45,031 --> 00:47:47,701 And get the water stains out. 1241 00:47:47,784 --> 00:47:48,993 Thank you. 1242 00:47:50,495 --> 00:47:51,371 Thanks, how are you? 1243 00:47:54,624 --> 00:47:57,293 Which do you prefer, still, Mike, interior or exterior? 1244 00:47:57,419 --> 00:47:59,462 You know, I can’t pick and choose, Daisy, you know, 1245 00:47:59,587 --> 00:48:00,588 I can’t do that. 1246 00:48:00,672 --> 00:48:01,673 If you had to pick? 1247 00:48:01,715 --> 00:48:04,384 -I had to pick one? -Yeah. 1248 00:48:04,509 --> 00:48:05,885 Where can I chat the most, do you think? 1249 00:48:06,011 --> 00:48:09,472 -Hello, sexy man. -Morning, bro. 1250 00:48:09,556 --> 00:48:10,598 -Real good. -Good morning. 1251 00:48:10,682 --> 00:48:11,725 I’m loving these. 1252 00:48:11,850 --> 00:48:12,851 -Thanks. -That’s some look. 1253 00:48:12,892 --> 00:48:15,645 That’s not pigtails, is it? 1254 00:48:15,770 --> 00:48:17,313 -Horns. -Horns. 1255 00:48:17,355 --> 00:48:18,440 Devil horns. 1256 00:48:23,069 --> 00:48:24,529 I think he was trying. 1257 00:48:27,157 --> 00:48:29,325 Morning, fish. Joao’s lost a bit of weight. 1258 00:48:29,409 --> 00:48:31,578 He’s been a bit busy. 1259 00:48:31,619 --> 00:48:33,830 The muffin looks strange, yeah? What happened? 1260 00:48:33,872 --> 00:48:34,873 What did we do? 1261 00:48:34,914 --> 00:48:38,084 I did some chocolate. 1262 00:48:38,168 --> 00:48:40,754 I know I’m probably biased, but I don’t think they look too bad. 1263 00:48:40,795 --> 00:48:42,797 They’ve got nice tits on them. 1264 00:48:45,884 --> 00:48:47,260 Do we have any more muffin tins? 1265 00:48:47,385 --> 00:48:48,636 No. 1266 00:48:50,096 --> 00:48:51,139 [sighs] 1267 00:48:51,181 --> 00:48:53,350 They would be really good 1268 00:48:53,475 --> 00:48:55,268 if we didn’t fill them up so much, honey. 1269 00:48:55,352 --> 00:48:58,688 You just don’t do that. You just don’t ever fill up pastry. 1270 00:48:58,772 --> 00:49:00,357 I heard. 1271 00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:01,941 I know, but you’ve just got to understand. 1272 00:49:02,025 --> 00:49:04,527 Pastry will rise by double, if not three times. 1273 00:49:04,652 --> 00:49:07,238 Yeah. Always. 1274 00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:08,490 And they look like sh--. 1275 00:49:08,615 --> 00:49:11,284 Oh, thank you. 1276 00:49:11,409 --> 00:49:14,871 Pretty early in the season to be bickering. 1277 00:49:14,954 --> 00:49:17,040 It’s gonna be a long season. 1278 00:49:17,082 --> 00:49:19,501 [bleep]. Babe... 1279 00:49:23,338 --> 00:49:24,756 Next time, let’s not do that. 1280 00:49:27,092 --> 00:49:30,136 What happened to the bakery mix, the muffin mix? 1281 00:49:30,261 --> 00:49:31,596 I dumped it. 1282 00:49:31,638 --> 00:49:32,681 -In the bin? -Yes. 1283 00:49:32,764 --> 00:49:34,432 -My muffins? -Yeah. 1284 00:49:34,516 --> 00:49:35,475 So we can’t give them to the crew? 1285 00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:37,143 No. 1286 00:49:37,268 --> 00:49:38,937 They were still ----ing raw in the middle 1287 00:49:39,020 --> 00:49:40,897 because you put too much batter in, okay? 1288 00:49:40,980 --> 00:49:44,234 And I needed the muffin tins for the guests. 1289 00:49:44,359 --> 00:49:46,820 So I upturned them and threw the ----ers away. 1290 00:49:48,571 --> 00:49:50,281 Because if I cooked them, 1291 00:49:50,407 --> 00:49:52,075 we wouldn’t have time to cook the guests’ muffins 1292 00:49:52,158 --> 00:49:53,702 because we only had those trays. 1293 00:49:53,785 --> 00:49:55,745 I wasn’t trying to sabotage you or [bleep] you. 1294 00:49:55,829 --> 00:49:58,373 Taking a long time. I’m already stressed. 1295 00:49:58,456 --> 00:50:00,417 Are you ----ing for real right now? 1296 00:50:00,458 --> 00:50:02,544 Like, I think he’s trying to kill my self-esteem. 1297 00:50:02,585 --> 00:50:03,837 Nah. 1298 00:50:03,962 --> 00:50:06,047 Nah, go [bleep] yourself, to be honest. 1299 00:50:19,644 --> 00:50:21,521 They were still ----ing raw in the middle. All right? 1300 00:50:22,814 --> 00:50:24,482 I wasn’t trying to sabotage you or [bleep] you. 1301 00:50:24,566 --> 00:50:26,943 Hey, have you seen a juicer? 1302 00:50:27,027 --> 00:50:28,611 Yeah, there’s like five of them. 1303 00:50:28,695 --> 00:50:30,030 Come here, babe. 1304 00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:35,493 -These here. -Oh, this kind of thing. 1305 00:50:35,535 --> 00:50:38,413 -That’s a juicer. -Okay. 1306 00:50:38,496 --> 00:50:40,040 All right, let’s do this. 1307 00:50:42,292 --> 00:50:44,669 I’m just going to the toilet. I’ll be back in two minutes. 1308 00:50:46,296 --> 00:50:47,464 They’re going to have to replace the carpet 1309 00:50:47,589 --> 00:50:48,965 in Heather and Whitney’s room. 1310 00:50:49,049 --> 00:50:50,759 We are going to have to pay for this boat. 1311 00:50:50,842 --> 00:50:54,054 There is makeup and fake blood and self-tanner everywhere. 1312 00:50:54,137 --> 00:50:55,430 I know. We’ve ruined it. 1313 00:50:55,555 --> 00:50:56,765 [phone ringing] 1314 00:50:58,475 --> 00:51:01,019 -Hi, baby. -Hey, baby. 1315 00:51:01,102 --> 00:51:02,854 -How are you? -I’m good. 1316 00:51:02,979 --> 00:51:05,106 It’s so nice to hear your voice. 1317 00:51:05,231 --> 00:51:07,067 How’s it going in a galley? 1318 00:51:07,150 --> 00:51:08,735 It’s a ----ing nightmare, Bri. 1319 00:51:08,818 --> 00:51:10,653 Stop it right now. 1320 00:51:10,695 --> 00:51:12,614 I love Bri. 1321 00:51:12,655 --> 00:51:14,616 She’s part of my really cool circle in my heart. 1322 00:51:14,741 --> 00:51:18,453 And it’s not easy to stay friends after the season 1323 00:51:18,578 --> 00:51:20,038 because it’s so high-paced. 1324 00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:23,124 But I can call Bri in a crisis. 1325 00:51:23,166 --> 00:51:24,417 Any moment, I feel like everyone could do 1326 00:51:24,501 --> 00:51:25,710 with a Bri in their lives. 1327 00:51:25,752 --> 00:51:27,879 It’s been two days. 1328 00:51:28,004 --> 00:51:30,757 And I’ve already broken down in tears. 1329 00:51:30,799 --> 00:51:33,051 It’s like chipping away at my soul. 1330 00:51:33,176 --> 00:51:35,970 Like, money’s not worth this amount of sadness. 1331 00:51:36,054 --> 00:51:38,139 This early on, it’s a major red flag. 1332 00:51:38,264 --> 00:51:40,642 And you can’t keep yourself in a pressure cooker like that. 1333 00:51:40,725 --> 00:51:43,937 I was living, like, my best ----ing life out in Canada. 1334 00:51:44,020 --> 00:51:46,523 I have never been happier in my life. 1335 00:51:46,564 --> 00:51:48,608 And then to leave it all just to come on this boat 1336 00:51:48,692 --> 00:51:50,235 and to be basically treated like this? 1337 00:52:05,166 --> 00:52:07,919 Like, I literally can’t do a single ----ing thing right. 1338 00:52:35,989 --> 00:52:37,282 Yeah. 1339 00:52:38,491 --> 00:52:39,492 Thank you, my darling. 1340 00:52:42,746 --> 00:52:43,955 What’s up, Magic Mike? 1341 00:52:43,997 --> 00:52:46,291 Hi guys, how’s it going? 1342 00:52:47,876 --> 00:52:49,627 Hey, don’t forget your dildo. 1343 00:52:51,504 --> 00:52:53,298 -Thank you for that. -Uh-huh. 1344 00:52:53,340 --> 00:52:54,966 Try and spread the water out. 1345 00:52:58,428 --> 00:52:59,888 [knocking] 1346 00:52:59,971 --> 00:53:02,015 -Hi. -Hi. 1347 00:53:02,098 --> 00:53:04,392 What’s going on? 1348 00:53:04,517 --> 00:53:06,519 I can’t do the galley. 1349 00:53:06,561 --> 00:53:08,646 I can’t do Ben’s mood swings. 1350 00:53:08,772 --> 00:53:10,273 It’s so toxic. 1351 00:53:10,357 --> 00:53:11,983 I’m doing my absolute best, 1352 00:53:12,067 --> 00:53:14,152 and I can tolerate it for a certain amount of time, 1353 00:53:14,235 --> 00:53:17,781 but it’s three days in and I’m losing my head already. 1354 00:53:17,864 --> 00:53:20,367 Not even taking an hour, an hour. 1355 00:53:20,408 --> 00:53:21,910 I’m taking things every 10 minutes, 1356 00:53:21,993 --> 00:53:24,245 like today is going so long, 1357 00:53:24,371 --> 00:53:25,830 because it’s a 15-hour day, 1358 00:53:25,955 --> 00:53:29,000 and it’s hard for me just to keep counting. 1359 00:53:29,084 --> 00:53:31,878 It’s like, okay, it’ll be better in 15 minutes. 1360 00:53:31,961 --> 00:53:35,590 But it’s like, how many times do I have to tell myself that 1361 00:53:35,632 --> 00:53:38,051 before, it’s just like, it’s too much. 1362 00:53:38,176 --> 00:53:40,220 It’s genuinely, it’s genuinely like, 1363 00:53:40,303 --> 00:53:42,931 it’s genuinely too much. 1364 00:53:42,972 --> 00:53:44,557 It’s giving me a heart attack at 26. 1365 00:53:44,641 --> 00:53:46,142 Oh, that’s good. 1366 00:53:46,226 --> 00:53:47,811 Found that. Nice. 1367 00:53:47,852 --> 00:53:49,729 If you can find someone with a greater skill than me, 1368 00:53:49,771 --> 00:53:53,942 then... [sobs] please do that. 1369 00:53:54,025 --> 00:53:55,610 I hear you. 1370 00:53:55,652 --> 00:53:57,779 I don’t want you to go, but since day one, 1371 00:53:57,904 --> 00:53:59,656 we’re understaffed. 1372 00:53:59,739 --> 00:54:01,741 Yeah, definitely, definitely. 1373 00:54:01,866 --> 00:54:03,868 We had this vision of you coming out of the end 1374 00:54:03,910 --> 00:54:05,328 of it and just learning so much. 1375 00:54:05,370 --> 00:54:07,247 I’m really sorry. 1376 00:54:07,330 --> 00:54:09,290 I’m waving a white flag and I just can’t do it.