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Yachting runs on leadership,

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teamwork and respect,

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and that starts at the top.

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I can’t have what
happened last year

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with my heads of
department at each other.

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And now you’ve been a dickhead.

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I’m being a dickhead?

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You have been so unorganized.

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-Stop what you are doing.
-Please.

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Now.

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Well, someone needs
to take control.

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Yeah, but that’s your job.

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Don’t ----ing talk to me!

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This season,
I need professional,

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seasoned heads of department.

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There’s no room
for chaos out here.

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Everyone needs to know
their role and execute.

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So that’s why I brought
you all here together.

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Ben, I don’t micromanage,
but I do have high standards.

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Good. Love it.
Love it. Love it. Like it.

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I want service now immediately.

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We need spinach.
Spinacci now.

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We need to grate some parmesan.
Very important.

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I don’t expect just good.
I want exceptional.

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That pork belly is delicious.

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It’s delicious.

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I have been cooking
since I was four.

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Yeah.

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Joao, you’re a captain now.
You’ve earned your stripes.

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I want you to lead your
team with structure

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and experience and
the discipline

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that’s required on deck.

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Good is not good enough.

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We need to make sure
that everything

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is where it’s supposed to be.

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Get your ----ing energy back up.
Come on.

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I’m here to make it as
easy for you as possible.

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Daisy, you’re
the chief stewardess.

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You are the one
to set the standard.

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I need attention to detail.

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Toilet paper needs replacing.
It’s too small.

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Check the stainless steel
in the mirror.

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The tissue box needs to be done.

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I need professional
luxury service.

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-This is so sexy.
-Oh my God!

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-Nice to meet you.
-Yeah, you too.

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You two haven’t met?

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-No.
-No, never met.

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You know Joao?

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You’ve worked together before.

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I’ve worked with Captain Sandy
a long time ago.

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You guys are the best
of the best.

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That’s why I brought you
guys all here together.

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There’s no room for egos.

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Daisy, I think we’re done here.

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Absolutely ----ing fine.

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Figure it out on yourself.

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Joao has got an agenda
with Daisy.

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That’s a problem.

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I mean, he’s meant
to be my friend.

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I’ve had your back.
That’s it.

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That friendship has gone
because we made it personal.

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We need to work as a team.

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But if you keep going
around like that,

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it’s just going to
be fail, fail, fail.

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You guys have been here before.
You’ve walked this path.

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If we just know we’ve
got each other’s back,

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and we’re here
to support each other

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and really blow this out
of the park.

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[bleep] yourself, asshole.

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Now [bleep] off,
you ----ing wanker.

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All right, we have to
rename you guys this year.

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I can see Joao.
He’s the big one.

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Daisy’s just poking her head
out at the moment

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and this is Ben, front forward,
ready to go.

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This season we’re in Canouan

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and I cannot be
any more excited.

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It’s an exclusive location.

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To get here is a mission.

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You have to charter
your own plane,

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but this is where the
high end people want to be.

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It’s got the largest reef
chain in the Caribbean.

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It’s a perfect place
for some snorkeling.

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It has lots of sea life.

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We’re down under the Caribbean,

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but, you know, down under
is a state of mind.

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And plus I’m Australian, so
down under is wherever I am.

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Damn rain.

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Wow, look at the boat.

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-She’s big.
-She is big.

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Well, it’s probably got quite a
big galley if it’s that beamy.

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Love a boat with
a big girth, eh?

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Yeah.

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It has been about six years

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since I have
worked on a yacht.

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But you know what?

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The stars have aligned,
my little darlings,

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and I am here and I am back.

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Opa!

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If your food was music,
you’d be Jimi Hendrix.

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Talk to me, baby.
Talk to me.

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Oh, baby.

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Remember, I’m the biggest
[bleep] in the world.

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If there was a problem,
I’d tell you.

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I never know which Ben
I’m going to get.

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I am 50 shades of Ben, babe.

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[laughing]

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I’m really enjoying
my freedom these days.

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I have a successful
catering company.

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However, my personal life has
not been quite as successful.

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But about a week ago,
I did bump into Captain Jason

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and I took him for lunch

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at the Outback steakhouse
because he’s Australian.

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It’s the only
Australian place I know.

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My chef just dropped out
just before the season

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and Ben was the first solution
that came to mind.

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He needed a chef and
I needed an escape

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and I thought, why not?

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In essence, we saved each other.

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This could be the perfect
little distraction,

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you know, just a little
goodness in my life.

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Ooh.

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Oh, wow.

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-This is big.
-Wow, this is really big.

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This is massive.

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-Oh, [bleep].
-Oh, my God. It’s not.

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Oh, yeah.
Careful.

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Just gripped my nipple hard.

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[laughing]

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Ooh, uniforms.

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Oh, liquid yachtwear.

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My last four seasons on Parsifal
had so many ups and downs.

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I am so ready
for a clean slate.

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I like to discuss some
of the things that went wrong:

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clearing of the plates.

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Daisy, Daisy,
why isn’t this done?

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Daisy, what’s wrong
with service?

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Daisy, I’m so sick of
hearing my ----ing name.

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You’ll be on your phone and
then you come up

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and then you shout at us
for something

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and then I’m like, I’m so...

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-I shout at you.
-Sometimes.

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Oh.

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You ----ing
could have had me

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a million times over
and you didn’t want me.

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Now that you can’t have me,
now you ----ing want me.

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I’m so done with
this conversation.

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I am looking forward to a
new phase in my life.

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I’ve got new hair.

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I’m looking forward
to a new crew.

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I want you two
to share a cabin.

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You can pick which cabin
you want to be in.

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All right.

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I’m looking forward to a boat
that doesn’t trash itself

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every time it hits
the open water.

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[bleep], [bleep], [bleep].

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Bloody hell!

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[shrieks]

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This is sailing.

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No thank you.

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You’ve got a
whole restaurant galley.

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Yeah, yeah, this is major, mate.

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I’m going to put my bed
in here, I reckon.

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[laughing]

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Definitely left England.

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Attention all HODs.

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Hey.

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Here’s your crew.

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How do these doors open?

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Here we go.
We’re in.

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-Mike’s the deck stew.
-Okay, cool.

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It’s up to you guys
to manage him

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and your team and work together.

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Yeah, for sure.

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Engineering experience so

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hopefully he’s got
a head on him.

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I wonder where everyone is.

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Here’s your girls.

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You’ve got Jenna and Joe.

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Show them the ropes
and show them the way.

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I know a deck stew
always kind of

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falls under deck
for some reason.

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Are you going to be
fully managing him

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or is he going to come
more under interior?

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From what I can see,
it would be more interior.

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This interior is massive.

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So what I’m thinking is
we use him in the morning,

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given the space in
the afternoon to rest,

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and then you use him
in the evening.

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I started yachting
eight years ago

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and I feel like now
I have a great reputation.

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I mean, I’ve had to kind of
make up for my bad reputation.

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I’m not asking for a [bleep]
juggling thunder [bleep].

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come out and be an asshole.

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Oh, rewind, rewind.

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I pay good money for that sh--.
Don’t shove your fingers in it.

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I don’t give a [bleep], mate.

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Then get the [bleep]
out of my galley.

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Jesus Christ.

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I’m sick of your
bullsh-- tonight.

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But I’ve grown up now.

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Ask me if I’m going
to take a position

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as an officer on
any other boat.

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I wouldn’t.
I’m a captain.

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I’ve got a license to drive any
vessel under 3,000 gross ton.

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And I do.

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But Jason, he’s like a big
brother to me and a mentor.

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I trust him and I believe that
I can learn more from him.

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Okay, well,
I’m super happy with that.

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[vocalizing]

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-Hi.
-Hi.

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-You all right?
-Yeah, good.

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Nice to meet you, I’m Mike.

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I’m Daisy.
Nice to meet you.

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-Pleasure, Daisy.
-What’s your position?

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Deck stew.

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Oh, you’re deck stew.

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Okay, love it.

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I am Daisy.
I’m your Chief stew.

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-Oh, your Chief stew?
-Yes.

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So I’ll be
reporting to you, yeah?

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Yes.

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Yeah, you’re going
to be under my team.

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Hi, I’m Jenna.
Nice to meet you.

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-Nice to meet you.
-Stunning.

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Thank you, you, too.

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-This is Ben.
-Nice to meet you. How are you?

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Yeah, nice to meet you.

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I’m a bit of a chatter box me,

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so I want to say,
yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I’m like the big loud
outgoing character.

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We’ll put you
in front of the guests.

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-100%.
-You’ll entertain them.

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Yeah.

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I’m an entertainer,
I’ll be fair.

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-Where are you from?
-I’m from South Africa.

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-Oh, nice.
-And you?

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Montreal.

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Cool. Me too.

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-Hi, I’m Daisy.
-Hi.

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-Nice to meet you, Jenna.
-Nice to meet you.

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-Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.

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-I’m Joe.
-Joe, nice to meet you.

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Welcome.

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Oh, yeah.
Look at her.

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She’s looking pretty good.
Pretty good.

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This is your chef
and bosun.

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-This is Ben and Joao.
-Hello.

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Nice to meet you.

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-This is Joe.
-And this is Jenna.

251
00:08:46,651 --> 00:08:49,070
Hi. Lovely to meet you.

252
00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:52,907
We have those two boys in here.

253
00:08:52,991 --> 00:08:55,035
-Calm down, mate.
-[bleep]

254
00:08:55,076 --> 00:08:57,370
-Man!
-I’m just kidding.

255
00:08:57,412 --> 00:08:59,998
All right. All right.
Cool.

256
00:09:00,081 --> 00:09:02,876
This might come
as a shock to everyone,

257
00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:04,419
but I am actually single.

258
00:09:04,502 --> 00:09:08,006
Fairly recently,
I broke up with my fiance,

259
00:09:08,089 --> 00:09:12,552
having spent $50,000 on
a wedding I didn’t attend.

260
00:09:12,635 --> 00:09:14,971
It’s odd when your
future’s been solidified

261
00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:17,015
for it all to vanish
into thin air.

262
00:09:17,098 --> 00:09:19,476
Yachting was a very large part
of my formative life.

263
00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:21,603
It’s actually nice
to come back to it.

264
00:09:21,686 --> 00:09:24,814
They do say that
to get over someone,

265
00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:26,566
you’ve got to find someone else.

266
00:09:26,608 --> 00:09:29,235
I think Katina
could be my new girl.

267
00:09:29,319 --> 00:09:33,323
-All right. Sorry.
-Oh.

268
00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:34,908
Oh, my goodness.

269
00:09:43,375 --> 00:09:45,043
-Huh?
-What did you say?

270
00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:47,837
I said, I’m so happy
I don’t sound South African.

271
00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:48,922
Oh, yes.

272
00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:50,423
It’s so expensive to be Jenna.

273
00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:54,552
I work hard, so I can
provide for myself.

274
00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:57,013
I love a luxury lifestyle.

275
00:09:57,055 --> 00:10:00,058
I got into yachting because
you’re meeting the top 1%.

276
00:10:00,141 --> 00:10:02,977
You surround yourself with
the people you want to be,

277
00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:04,646
who you’re associated with,

278
00:10:04,729 --> 00:10:06,147
and that’s who you’re
going to become.

279
00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:12,570
Yeah.

280
00:10:12,696 --> 00:10:14,030
It is a long time.

281
00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:16,241
I’m not scrubbing toilets
until I’m 30.

282
00:10:16,324 --> 00:10:17,992
What the [bleep]?

283
00:10:21,496 --> 00:10:23,123
-Hiya.
-How are you?

284
00:10:23,164 --> 00:10:24,874
Nice to meet you.
Oh, give me a hug.

285
00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:26,835
-Okay. It’s Betul.
-Eddy.

286
00:10:26,918 --> 00:10:29,504
-Eddy, hi, what a nice name.
-What’s your name?

287
00:10:29,587 --> 00:10:30,839
-Um, Betul.
-Betul.

288
00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:32,048
Am I saying that right?

289
00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:33,174
-Nice.
-Betul.

290
00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:34,426
I’m Turkish.

291
00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:37,012
Betul means virgin, by the way.

292
00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:38,847
-Where are you from?
-I’m from New Zealand.

293
00:10:38,930 --> 00:10:42,475
My parents, like, they try
to tell me something, you know.

294
00:10:42,517 --> 00:10:44,477
Every time they
call me, hey, virgin.

295
00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:52,569
I used to be a Muslim in
a strict religious family.

296
00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:55,947
In our culture, women
are not seen and not heard.

297
00:11:02,746 --> 00:11:06,249
In our religion, you must not
do that, it’s a really big sin.

298
00:11:06,374 --> 00:11:10,795
And I realized I deserve
to live a normal life.

299
00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:12,213
-What are you?
-Deck.

300
00:11:12,255 --> 00:11:13,381
Oh, yeah.
You’re going to be with me?

301
00:11:13,465 --> 00:11:14,341
-Come on.
-You?

302
00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:15,508
Yeah, deck.

303
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,927
Thankfully, I found
yachting and got away.

304
00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:21,639
I left my house.
I left my family. Everything.

305
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,683
And I can do whatever I want.

306
00:11:23,767 --> 00:11:26,227
I’m free.
I’m smart.

307
00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:28,897
I am a strong,
independent woman.

308
00:11:28,980 --> 00:11:31,107
How long have you been,
like, yachting for, then?

309
00:11:31,149 --> 00:11:34,611
I have, like, three-plus years
of experiences on deck.

310
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:36,112
Jeez, you’ve been for
a while, then, yeah.

311
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:37,572
What about you?

312
00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:39,949
I got started yachting
in May last year.

313
00:11:40,075 --> 00:11:41,451
So not that long,
like, just shy of a year.

314
00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:42,911
Oh, wow.
Oh, welcome.

315
00:11:42,994 --> 00:11:44,621
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, mate, I love it.

316
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:45,955
-Hi.
-It’s Betul.

317
00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:48,166
Joao. Betul, nice to meet you.

318
00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:49,334
-Sorry?
-Eddy.

319
00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:50,669
-Jonow?
-Joao.

320
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:53,171
-Joanow?
-Yeah, no "now."

321
00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:54,339
-Joao.
-Yeah.

322
00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:55,382
Wow.

323
00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:56,466
[laughing]

324
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:57,926
Close.

325
00:11:57,967 --> 00:11:59,302
I don’t know, this knife
might not be big enough

326
00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:00,679
to cut this cheese.

327
00:12:00,804 --> 00:12:01,763
[laughing]

328
00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:05,558
Home sweet home.
Yeah.

329
00:12:05,684 --> 00:12:06,935
I know where the bridge is.

330
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:10,105
So get your rooms,
get your uniform, and let’s go.

331
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,237
You couldn’t come
in the conventional way.

332
00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:18,405
How are you?

333
00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:20,490
Welcome back.

334
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:21,783
Thank you for having me.

335
00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:22,784
You’re in here first
on the left.

336
00:12:22,826 --> 00:12:24,119
Next one.

337
00:12:25,704 --> 00:12:27,622
Woo!
Man, I need a piss.

338
00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:28,957
-Good to be back.
-Welcome back.

339
00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:30,500
Yeah. Gosh.

340
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,293
Just when I thought
I saw the last of it.

341
00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:34,087
-Have you met the chef yet?
-No.

342
00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:35,547
He knows what he’s doing.

343
00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:37,132
He’s English, he’s got good
banter

344
00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:39,134
and that galley I can see
will have a great vibe.

345
00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:41,636
[grunts]
[bleep]

346
00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:44,139
If you can keep that
sassy banter going,

347
00:12:44,222 --> 00:12:45,598
-he’ll just love it.
-Perfect.

348
00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:47,475
This season being back
in the galley,

349
00:12:47,517 --> 00:12:50,937
it gives me a lot of
anxieties, to be honest.

350
00:12:51,021 --> 00:12:52,605
At the end of last season,

351
00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:56,151
I had all the ambition
to go to culinary school.

352
00:12:56,234 --> 00:12:57,694
You can do it from
the other side,

353
00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,237
go down and then pull it out.

354
00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:00,822
Practice
this movement as well.

355
00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:03,742
Is there any technique for
making them all the same?

356
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,660
Consistency and practice.

357
00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:09,873
and then when I told my mum
about culinary school,

358
00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:13,126
she was just like, like,
"Come off it, Alesia.

359
00:13:13,168 --> 00:13:14,878
"You’re never going
to be a chef.

360
00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:16,296
Let’s just do something
that you’re good at."

361
00:13:16,338 --> 00:13:18,548
And I’ve spent
my whole adult life

362
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:19,799
trying to decide what that is.

363
00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:21,593
So I didn’t go
to culinary school.

364
00:13:21,676 --> 00:13:23,428
I didn’t do anything
to do with cooking.

365
00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:26,348
But my goal is definitely
to prove something to myself

366
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:28,892
and to my mum
that I can do this.

367
00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:30,352
-Alesia.
-Pleasure to meet you.

368
00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:31,728
Yeah, you too.
Ben.

369
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,229
Nice to meet you, Ben.

370
00:13:33,355 --> 00:13:35,190
I’m just getting to
grips with this place.

371
00:13:35,273 --> 00:13:37,359
-I’m not trained.
-Yeah, yeah.

372
00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:38,651
I’m just passionate.

373
00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:40,362
We can broaden
your horizons, I reckon.

374
00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:41,905
Hopefully.

375
00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:44,949
Attention, heads of departments.
Joao, Daisy and Ben.

376
00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:46,910
Can you meet me in the crew mess
for a preference sheet meeting?

377
00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:48,119
I’m going to get changed so
I can see help.

378
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:49,204
Yeah, yeah. Please do.

379
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:50,872
Copy for Daisy.

380
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:53,541
-Hi!
-Look at you!

381
00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:55,627
-Alesia.
-Betul.

382
00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:57,962
Okay, so it’s preference sheet.

383
00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:01,466
Charter one.

384
00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:03,301
The Real Housewives
of Salt Lake City.

385
00:14:10,308 --> 00:14:13,103
We’ve got Heather Gay,
Whitney Rose, Meredith Marks,

386
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:16,147
Lisa Barlow,
Bronwyn Newport, Mary Crosby,

387
00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:18,775
Britani Bateman
and Angie Katsanevas.

388
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,402
I met Heather and Sydney once.

389
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:23,113
And they’re all
used to a quality,

390
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:25,615
ultra-rich, luxury,
high standard.

391
00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:26,866
They’ve been on yachts before

392
00:14:26,908 --> 00:14:28,827
and traveled the world
enjoying life.

393
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,245
To the best day ever.

394
00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:31,746
[cheering]

395
00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:32,831
They’re going to come
from a place that

396
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:33,748
they want good service.

397
00:14:33,832 --> 00:14:35,250
I don’t think I like this.

398
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:36,668
Oh, yeah.

399
00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:39,879
Excuse me.
She needs to leave.

400
00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:42,799
I’m the hostess of the dinner
and I’d like for her to leave.

401
00:14:42,841 --> 00:14:44,175
Bloody hell.

402
00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:46,636
They are going to
be high demanding.

403
00:14:46,761 --> 00:14:48,430
They’re loud.
It’s going to be trouble.

404
00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:50,432
It feels like none of
you are supportive

405
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:51,641
with the good things in my life.

406
00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:53,560
Bronwyn, you are
a ----ing bitch.

407
00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:54,853
Shut the [bleep] up, Lisa.

408
00:14:54,936 --> 00:14:57,063
Britani, why are you recording?
Insane.

409
00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:59,315
You are vile.
You’re recording us?

410
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,067
You don’t like that
I’m not just doing

411
00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:02,402
whatever you want me to do.

412
00:15:02,444 --> 00:15:03,236
I don’t give a
[bleep] what you do!

413
00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:04,863
Yes, you do.

414
00:15:04,988 --> 00:15:06,489
And I don’t wear my hair
like I have a high body count.

415
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,074
You think my hair looks slutty?

416
00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:09,534
That looks like
high body count hair.

417
00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:12,620
This does not. That does not.
That does not.

418
00:15:12,704 --> 00:15:14,164
Sounds fun.

419
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:15,874
Might have to build a
boxing ring on the top deck.

420
00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:18,835
-It’s a lot of work.
-Yeah.

421
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:22,172
I’m not going to lie.
I’m quite anxious.

422
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,799
The Housewives are notorious
for being over the top.

423
00:15:24,883 --> 00:15:27,594
They argue.
They expect nice things.

424
00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:29,262
Somebody’s going to storm off.

425
00:15:29,346 --> 00:15:30,805
Somebody’s going to cry.

426
00:15:30,889 --> 00:15:33,433
And somebody is definitely
going to throw a drink.

427
00:15:33,475 --> 00:15:36,186
This is not going
to be easy at all.

428
00:15:36,353 --> 00:15:38,980
Anxiety is like sky high.

429
00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:40,231
Right-o.
Thank you very much.

430
00:15:47,322 --> 00:15:48,573
♪ Just do your best ♪

431
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:51,034
♪ It’s all you can do ♪

432
00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:54,079
Until we figure out
where everything is...

433
00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:55,372
I’ll take two
microfibers with us.

434
00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:56,998
If you find vinegar,
let me know.

435
00:15:57,082 --> 00:15:58,500
Yes.

436
00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:00,543
And then the three of us
will have a team meeting.

437
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,295
You’ve got
two ton of inflatables.

438
00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:04,089
-AquaBanas.
-That’s got to be unboxed.

439
00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:05,340
It’s massive.

440
00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:06,841
-Oh my God.
-Oh, I know, yeah, yeah.

441
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:10,637
Basically, housewives
are notoriously uproarious.

442
00:16:10,762 --> 00:16:12,305
Wow.

443
00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:13,932
At least there’s
not too many of them.

444
00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:17,310
-Yeah, you got it?
-Yeah.

445
00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:20,063
Ooh, sh--.
That’s a good start.

446
00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:23,358
Okay, so Jenna, have you
been in yachting long?

447
00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:25,402
Going on to two years
on private boats.

448
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,612
Joe, what kind of
boats have you worked on?

449
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:28,738
I never did super yachts.

450
00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:30,782
Okay, so small sailboats?

451
00:16:30,824 --> 00:16:33,535
-Yeah, but don’t you worry.
-Okay.

452
00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:35,495
I grew up in Canada.

453
00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:38,415
It was cold,
so that’s why I ran away.

454
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:40,792
I went to the Bahamas.

455
00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:42,711
As a teenager,
I was terrible.

456
00:16:42,794 --> 00:16:46,798
I used to make fake IDs and
selling them in high school.

457
00:16:46,881 --> 00:16:49,342
Always partying,
sneaking out.

458
00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:51,511
Poor parents.
Oh my God.

459
00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:52,887
Mike is pretty green as well.

460
00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:55,140
Before I got you, I was
learning origami swans.

461
00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:57,892
Like, I was doing
hospital corners.

462
00:16:57,976 --> 00:17:00,437
Oh, amazing.

463
00:17:00,562 --> 00:17:02,772
So, since I’ve got
a bigger team this season,

464
00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:04,399
I want a second stew to help me.

465
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,192
So, Jenna, you
have more experience.

466
00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:08,278
You’re going to get
the second stew position.

467
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:09,988
Perfect.

468
00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:11,656
Do you think we
should do crew dinner?

469
00:17:11,740 --> 00:17:13,408
-Is that what you think?
-110%.

470
00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:15,869
I’ll bust it out with you.

471
00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:17,620
Does anyone know Real Housewives
of Salt Lake City?

472
00:17:17,746 --> 00:17:20,040
-Yes.
-Yes.

473
00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:22,542
It’s our first charter
of the season.

474
00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:26,963
I think it’s going to
be a fun, but hectic.

475
00:17:27,005 --> 00:17:29,257
The Housewives
of Salt Lake City.

476
00:17:33,178 --> 00:17:36,014
Having a flirt, being a
little bit naughty and cheeky.

477
00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:37,682
I’m here to provide a service.

478
00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:41,019
And me giving them a good
time is providing a service.

479
00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:44,647
Basically, the gist is whatever
the guest wants, the guest gets.

480
00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:45,940
-Cool.
-Yeah.

481
00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:46,900
We got this.

482
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:50,779
-Let’s go.
-Let’s go.

483
00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:52,447
Let’s go get one
of the nautibuoys.

484
00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:53,406
Okay.

485
00:17:57,619 --> 00:17:58,870
-Or demanding?
-Yeah.

486
00:17:58,953 --> 00:18:00,497
It’ll be easier for
you to go first.

487
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,165
No.
I want you to be first.

488
00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:03,708
-Okay.
-Oh, my God.

489
00:18:03,792 --> 00:18:04,709
This is too much.

490
00:18:07,212 --> 00:18:08,463
Caught up, right?
She’s got it.

491
00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:10,298
-Yeah.
-Like this.

492
00:18:10,382 --> 00:18:12,050
Learn, boys. Learn.

493
00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:17,305
Same thing?

494
00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:26,773
Somebody older.
He’s definitely not in yachting.

495
00:18:26,815 --> 00:18:27,774
Okay. So that’s me
out the question.

496
00:18:27,816 --> 00:18:29,484
[laughing]

497
00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:31,778
Yeah. I feel like I should
behave myself, to be honest.

498
00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:33,238
I can be a bit of a flirt.

499
00:18:33,321 --> 00:18:35,824
-I’m the same.
-Oh, yeah?

500
00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:38,993
Having the opportunity to work
on Katina as a deck stew,

501
00:18:39,077 --> 00:18:41,871
definitely feels more
in tune with my personality.

502
00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:43,373
Right out of college,

503
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,750
I joined the British Royal Navy,

504
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:48,336
where I got my
engineering certifications.

505
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:51,798
Working in an engine room
is like a prison.

506
00:18:51,923 --> 00:18:54,384
It can get quite
lonely and boring.

507
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,219
That’s the last place
that I want to be

508
00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:59,597
when I could be on the top deck,
in the fresh air, sunbathing,

509
00:18:59,723 --> 00:19:00,849
cracking on with the guests.

510
00:19:04,227 --> 00:19:05,729
To be a deck stew.

511
00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:09,524
It’s like, I’m this
little jack-in-the-box.

512
00:19:09,566 --> 00:19:11,943
And I’m just trying to
get out and get out and get out.

513
00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:13,445
And then someone
just let us out.

514
00:19:13,528 --> 00:19:15,321
And I’m free.

515
00:19:15,405 --> 00:19:19,659
Now, 100% I’ve always been the
flirting, like, on a night out.

516
00:19:19,743 --> 00:19:20,660
You’re getting
free drinks all night.

517
00:19:20,744 --> 00:19:21,703
Exactly.

518
00:19:24,205 --> 00:19:25,874
-You want some rain?
-Go for it.

519
00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:27,500
Oh.

520
00:19:27,584 --> 00:19:30,211
No. Missed.
Completely missed.

521
00:19:30,295 --> 00:19:32,339
I see us working a
little bit more together

522
00:19:32,422 --> 00:19:34,632
than how you were with...

523
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,092
Tzarina.

524
00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:37,677
But what happens if
I’m not good enough?

525
00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:39,137
I’m not worried about it.

526
00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:42,140
All dishes,
even complicated dishes,

527
00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:44,809
are comprised of
simple tasks, you know?

528
00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:47,979
I’ve had more sous chefs
than I’d care to mention.

529
00:19:48,063 --> 00:19:50,523
A great sous chef can
just handle the prep,

530
00:19:50,565 --> 00:19:52,734
knows how to cook
really, really well.

531
00:19:52,776 --> 00:19:55,820
If someone has standards,
I actually quite like that.

532
00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:59,449
Because my priority
is perfect food.

533
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,576
Yeah, we’ll do that.

534
00:20:01,659 --> 00:20:03,995
Then just put a nice layer
of mash on top of that,

535
00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:04,996
and then we’ve got crew dinner.

536
00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:06,247
Sweet.

537
00:20:06,331 --> 00:20:07,999
It is definitely
a learning curve.

538
00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:10,001
And it’s a relationship.

539
00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:14,506
I’m here to cook, and I need to
figure out if we’re cookable.

540
00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:16,966
Oh, there you go. That’s nice,
innit? That’s nice.

541
00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:18,635
All right, good.

542
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,053
-What’s your name?
-Jenna.

543
00:20:20,095 --> 00:20:21,179
-Jenna.
-Again.

544
00:20:21,304 --> 00:20:25,100
-Jenna, and yours?
-Betul.

545
00:20:25,183 --> 00:20:26,434
Like the fruit?

546
00:20:26,476 --> 00:20:28,395
Do you really think that
my name is Beetroot?

547
00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:30,480
I mean...

548
00:20:30,605 --> 00:20:31,606
No, girl.

549
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:38,279
Almost there.

550
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,991
Oh, it’s so pretty.

551
00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:43,702
Yeah, I’m good.
Ow.

552
00:20:43,785 --> 00:20:45,578
We’re finished for the evening.

553
00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:47,330
If anyone’s going to mess
this up, it’s going to be me.

554
00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:48,832
Deck team, thanks for today.

555
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:50,417
-Good night, my darling.
-Good night.

556
00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:55,046
Oh, sh--.

557
00:20:55,088 --> 00:20:56,631
Blisters galore.

558
00:20:59,009 --> 00:21:00,468
What type of girl
do you usually go for?

559
00:21:00,552 --> 00:21:02,345
I don’t know.

560
00:21:02,387 --> 00:21:03,805
That’s tough, because I’ve
been single now for years.

561
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,390
Yeah.

562
00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:07,100
So, for example, you’re on
a night out, right?

563
00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:08,685
-With this lot here?
-Yeah, this lot, yeah.

564
00:21:08,727 --> 00:21:09,644
Who would you typically go for?

565
00:21:09,728 --> 00:21:10,770
-Alesia.
-Alesia?

566
00:21:10,854 --> 00:21:12,564
Well... It’s five girls.

567
00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:14,190
The fact
is it’s four guys so...

568
00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:15,358
Someone’s unlucky out there.

569
00:21:15,483 --> 00:21:16,526
[laughing]

570
00:21:16,568 --> 00:21:18,194
Growing up, I was very small.

571
00:21:18,278 --> 00:21:19,779
I was always
the shortest at school.

572
00:21:19,863 --> 00:21:21,072
And for me, I was
quite a late bloomer.

573
00:21:21,156 --> 00:21:22,866
That just sucked.

574
00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:25,326
Being at an all boys’ school
where everyone’s talking about,

575
00:21:25,368 --> 00:21:26,619
look at me.

576
00:21:26,703 --> 00:21:28,872
I got hair down there,
and I’m like...

577
00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:30,707
It’s not happening yet.

578
00:21:30,749 --> 00:21:33,043
I’ve struggled with
body image a lot,

579
00:21:33,084 --> 00:21:35,253
but there was a moment,

580
00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:37,297
there was in a
rugby changing room

581
00:21:37,339 --> 00:21:39,341
where I was just like,
all these blokes, no one cares.

582
00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:41,176
You’ve all got different
shapes and sizes,

583
00:21:41,259 --> 00:21:42,886
and that’s the best thing
I love about rugby.

584
00:21:43,011 --> 00:21:45,305
And I very much got a
lot more confident in myself.

585
00:21:45,388 --> 00:21:46,639
Now I’m the first one
who whips his towel off

586
00:21:46,765 --> 00:21:48,224
and gets in there like, woo!

587
00:21:48,350 --> 00:21:50,018
You’re just screwing the crew
for the sake of just a shag?

588
00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:51,978
-Yeah.
-Obviously, it ain’t great.

589
00:21:52,062 --> 00:21:53,521
-For sure.
-Right, lad.

590
00:21:53,563 --> 00:21:55,440
And on that note,
I’m going to go to bed.

591
00:21:55,482 --> 00:21:56,858
All right.
Good night.

592
00:22:04,908 --> 00:22:05,867
Morning.

593
00:22:05,909 --> 00:22:07,285
Wakie-wakie.

594
00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:10,622
All of this stuff
needs to come out.

595
00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:13,083
-So we need to find a place.
-Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

596
00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:14,125
-Lots to do.
-Yeah.

597
00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:15,335
-Basic wipe down.
-Yeah.

598
00:22:15,460 --> 00:22:16,878
Sun deck, upper deck,
main deck.

599
00:22:16,961 --> 00:22:19,381
-Cool, guys. Yeah.
-Okay, copy. You’re the boss.

600
00:22:19,422 --> 00:22:20,924
We’re doing brunch
for the crew, okay?

601
00:22:21,049 --> 00:22:22,092
Yes, chef.

602
00:22:22,175 --> 00:22:23,677
We still need to find a duvet.

603
00:22:23,802 --> 00:22:25,345
-Yeah.
-And we need a wipe down.

604
00:22:25,428 --> 00:22:27,138
We still have the main
saloon to vacuum as well.

605
00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:28,390
Yeah.

606
00:22:28,515 --> 00:22:30,684
We need a vacuum here
and up there.

607
00:22:30,767 --> 00:22:32,477
Oh, my God.

608
00:22:32,519 --> 00:22:33,770
What is that?
That’s a frittata, is it?

609
00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:34,729
Yeah.

610
00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:41,569
It’s going to be fun.

611
00:22:43,655 --> 00:22:44,698
Stupid girl.

612
00:22:47,367 --> 00:22:49,703
[bleep], [bleep],
[bleep], [bleep].

613
00:22:58,211 --> 00:22:59,546
Uh-oh.

614
00:22:59,587 --> 00:23:00,964
Is it burnt?
What’s happening?

615
00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:02,507
-I’m sorry.
-What happened?

616
00:23:02,590 --> 00:23:04,300
-Did we burn it?
-It was burning

617
00:23:04,342 --> 00:23:06,094
and not cooking through.

618
00:23:06,177 --> 00:23:08,430
How the [bleep] did that happen?
It’s not exactly a great look.

619
00:23:08,471 --> 00:23:10,265
Yeah, babe, we cannot
use stainless steel pans,

620
00:23:10,348 --> 00:23:11,766
all right, honeybun?

621
00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:13,476
You need to use a
nonstick in future, okay?

622
00:23:13,518 --> 00:23:15,145
With eggs, all right?

623
00:23:15,228 --> 00:23:16,479
Just get it in the trash.

624
00:23:16,563 --> 00:23:17,981
Get some of that
egg mix, please.

625
00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:20,984
I usually just cook the bottom
and then stick it in an oven.

626
00:23:21,026 --> 00:23:22,819
That wouldn’t have burnt it.

627
00:23:22,861 --> 00:23:24,237
Tremendous teamwork, this guys.

628
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:25,989
Fantastic.

629
00:23:26,072 --> 00:23:29,534
I’d like you to bear witness
to how genius this method is

630
00:23:29,576 --> 00:23:31,286
as opposed to what
happened earlier,

631
00:23:31,369 --> 00:23:33,455
which was pretty much
the [bleep] up of the century,

632
00:23:33,580 --> 00:23:34,748
in my opinion.

633
00:23:36,541 --> 00:23:37,792
All right, look.

634
00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:39,711
See, this is what
we do, all right?

635
00:23:39,794 --> 00:23:42,630
Teach you how to cook.
Teach you how to cook.

636
00:23:44,674 --> 00:23:46,301
Ow!

637
00:23:46,426 --> 00:23:47,427
And I’ve just burnt
all my hand.

638
00:23:49,721 --> 00:23:50,889
-Which ones?
-These ones.

639
00:23:51,014 --> 00:23:52,807
Why are they hot?

640
00:23:52,891 --> 00:23:54,642
Well, they’re underneath,
they’re literally boiling.

641
00:23:54,684 --> 00:23:57,771
Okay, all right, just chill.
Can you... Ow!

642
00:23:57,854 --> 00:23:59,814
It’s not that bad
of a burn, though.

643
00:23:59,856 --> 00:24:02,984
Just take some Advil
and then it gets better.

644
00:24:03,068 --> 00:24:04,652
[vocalizing]

645
00:24:07,072 --> 00:24:08,573
I’m just going use
the toilet quickly.

646
00:24:08,656 --> 00:24:11,284
All right, thanks.
Great news.

647
00:24:11,326 --> 00:24:13,370
Don’t worry about that.
Cheers, yeah.

648
00:24:13,453 --> 00:24:14,871
Ooh, that quiche is stunning.

649
00:24:14,996 --> 00:24:16,331
It’s amazing.

650
00:24:33,098 --> 00:24:34,516
Yeah, you did quite a job
there, thank you, mate.

651
00:24:35,016 --> 00:24:36,267
It’s amazing.

652
00:24:36,393 --> 00:24:37,352
Nothing wrong with carbs.

653
00:24:40,271 --> 00:24:42,107
I’m embarrassed, I’m insecure.

654
00:24:42,148 --> 00:24:45,360
I am probably having a bit of
an identity crisis because...

655
00:24:45,443 --> 00:24:48,071
Not going to culinary school
was a huge mistake.

656
00:24:48,113 --> 00:24:51,908
After my mum persuaded me
that cooking wasn’t for me,

657
00:24:51,950 --> 00:24:55,328
I found myself in Whistler,
Canada, doing a ski season.

658
00:24:55,370 --> 00:24:57,539
I’m falling in
love and, yeah,

659
00:24:57,622 --> 00:24:59,416
I just kind of forgot
about cooking altogether.

660
00:24:59,499 --> 00:25:01,001
I’ve lost all sense of self.

661
00:25:01,126 --> 00:25:02,877
I need a career,
I need a skill set

662
00:25:02,961 --> 00:25:05,213
in order to cement
my adult life.

663
00:25:05,338 --> 00:25:06,506
That’s my mission.

664
00:25:11,469 --> 00:25:14,556
Oh, sliders,
salad and cheesecake.

665
00:25:14,639 --> 00:25:15,724
[phone ringing]

666
00:25:20,103 --> 00:25:21,896
We just need to
pick up the pace as well.

667
00:25:22,022 --> 00:25:23,106
I know that you guys are,
but let’s push.

668
00:25:23,148 --> 00:25:24,149
Sound, sound, sound.

669
00:25:25,525 --> 00:25:26,735
[phone ringing]

670
00:25:30,113 --> 00:25:32,198
All crew, all crew, get in
your whites for guest arrival.

671
00:25:34,534 --> 00:25:36,536
Why, though?
Any reason, man?

672
00:25:36,578 --> 00:25:38,455
The only thing I heard
that she burnt her palm,

673
00:25:38,538 --> 00:25:40,123
but I wonder if Ben
may have yelled at her.

674
00:25:40,165 --> 00:25:41,750
Seems like the kind of guy.

675
00:25:41,875 --> 00:25:44,002
Zen one moment and then
just ----ing...

676
00:25:44,044 --> 00:25:45,170
All chefs are, though.

677
00:25:45,211 --> 00:25:46,254
We’re getting changed now.

678
00:25:50,216 --> 00:25:51,718
I hate this day so much.

679
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:53,803
My anxiety is,
like, through the roof.

680
00:25:53,845 --> 00:25:55,180
Let’s go, bitches.

681
00:25:55,305 --> 00:25:57,182
-Woo-hoo!
-Oh, my God.

682
00:25:57,223 --> 00:25:59,059
Oh, my gosh, it’s so pretty.

683
00:25:59,184 --> 00:26:00,518
[bleep] me.

684
00:26:00,643 --> 00:26:03,188
Holy [bleep].
I’m sweating.

685
00:26:04,898 --> 00:26:05,982
Get in!

686
00:26:06,107 --> 00:26:07,984
Let’s get to the ship.

687
00:26:08,068 --> 00:26:09,819
-Fabulous.
-Let’s do this.

688
00:26:09,944 --> 00:26:11,279
I’m so excited.

689
00:26:11,363 --> 00:26:13,865
[chattering]

690
00:26:16,326 --> 00:26:17,994
All right.

691
00:26:18,078 --> 00:26:20,622
Start gathering to the main
salon in the next five minutes.

692
00:26:20,747 --> 00:26:22,624
-Please, five minutes.
-Oh, my God.

693
00:26:22,707 --> 00:26:23,958
[phone ringing]

694
00:26:24,084 --> 00:26:25,460
Hello.

695
00:26:37,931 --> 00:26:39,307
Oh, no.

696
00:26:41,768 --> 00:26:43,228
Oh, no.

697
00:26:45,271 --> 00:26:47,357
I think I have your epaulets.

698
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:48,483
[crying]

699
00:26:48,525 --> 00:26:50,318
Uh, okay.

700
00:26:51,611 --> 00:26:54,114
Okay, give me a second.

701
00:26:54,197 --> 00:26:55,657
Are you okay, Joe?

702
00:26:58,076 --> 00:26:59,244
What’s happening?

703
00:26:59,369 --> 00:27:00,954
A family emergency, and...

704
00:27:02,747 --> 00:27:05,500
Okay, like, do you
need to go home?

705
00:27:08,753 --> 00:27:10,380
It’s okay.

706
00:27:10,422 --> 00:27:12,257
Why don’t you stay in here?
We’ll be fine.

707
00:27:13,466 --> 00:27:14,426
It’s okay.

708
00:27:14,551 --> 00:27:16,511
It’s been a year he’s sick.

709
00:27:16,636 --> 00:27:19,139
He had, like,
a cancer pulmonary,

710
00:27:19,222 --> 00:27:21,099
and it came in the brain.

711
00:27:21,141 --> 00:27:25,812
I feel terrible, but I’m already
stressed about my family.

712
00:27:25,895 --> 00:27:28,940
And if I stay here, it’s going
to be more and more and more.

713
00:27:31,151 --> 00:27:32,360
Oh, my goodness.

714
00:27:32,444 --> 00:27:33,611
We have arrived.

715
00:27:33,695 --> 00:27:35,155
Look at the water.

716
00:27:35,196 --> 00:27:36,698
Look at this.
This is like, insane.

717
00:27:38,158 --> 00:27:40,368
Just sit down, sit down.

718
00:27:40,410 --> 00:27:42,871
Just calm down.
It’s going to be fine.

719
00:27:42,954 --> 00:27:45,790
I don’t like to
see people upset.

720
00:27:45,874 --> 00:27:47,125
I don’t like to
see people struggle

721
00:27:47,250 --> 00:27:48,877
dealing with family stuff.

722
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:50,170
That would crush me.

723
00:27:50,211 --> 00:27:52,756
But at the same time,
we have a huge charter

724
00:27:52,797 --> 00:27:54,507
with the Housewives coming.

725
00:27:54,549 --> 00:27:55,967
We’re ----ed.

726
00:27:56,051 --> 00:27:57,844
Come on, guys, quicker.
Get your epaulets on.

727
00:27:57,927 --> 00:27:59,220
Come on, come on, come on.

728
00:27:59,346 --> 00:28:00,722
Say, look at that!
Is that our boat?

729
00:28:00,805 --> 00:28:03,224
Black skirt, black trousers,
shoes.

730
00:28:03,308 --> 00:28:04,976
I hate this.

731
00:28:06,353 --> 00:28:08,688
-Hurry up.
-I’m swiping my ass.

732
00:28:08,730 --> 00:28:10,482
Okay, let’s go.
All in line.

733
00:28:10,523 --> 00:28:11,900
Look at that right here.

734
00:28:11,983 --> 00:28:14,319
Daisy, are you ready?
Interior?

735
00:28:14,444 --> 00:28:16,821
-Let’s go. Woo!
-Woo!

736
00:28:16,863 --> 00:28:17,697
Okay, get out, get out.

737
00:28:17,822 --> 00:28:18,948
Yay!

738
00:28:19,074 --> 00:28:20,283
I’m so excited.

739
00:28:20,325 --> 00:28:21,826
Joe is leaving.

740
00:28:21,910 --> 00:28:24,079
I think there’s
a family emergency.

741
00:28:25,747 --> 00:28:27,749
-Wow.
-Yeah.

742
00:28:27,874 --> 00:28:29,292
Look, I’ve been in
yachting a long time.

743
00:28:29,417 --> 00:28:31,252
I’ve seen crew come
and go during charter,

744
00:28:31,294 --> 00:28:32,962
start of charter,
at the end of charter.

745
00:28:33,088 --> 00:28:35,423
Look, we just can’t
let this rock the boat.

746
00:28:35,507 --> 00:28:38,468
We need to kick on, be positive,
and get through it.

747
00:28:38,551 --> 00:28:39,636
I don’t want her
to meet the guests

748
00:28:39,719 --> 00:28:40,762
because it’s just pointless.

749
00:28:40,845 --> 00:28:42,389
This is going to
be a long charter.

750
00:28:42,472 --> 00:28:43,932
We’re in very good hands.

751
00:28:44,057 --> 00:28:45,725
Captain Jason,
the best of the best.

752
00:28:47,852 --> 00:28:48,603
Right-o, listen.

753
00:28:48,728 --> 00:28:50,480
Joe has to depart us.

754
00:28:50,605 --> 00:28:52,315
She’s got a family emergency.

755
00:28:52,399 --> 00:28:54,109
So have a look at your teammate.

756
00:28:54,234 --> 00:28:56,277
Know that they need
an extra pair of hands.

757
00:28:56,361 --> 00:28:57,612
Pitch in everywhere.

758
00:28:57,654 --> 00:28:59,364
If we can’t beat
them with hands on deck,

759
00:28:59,489 --> 00:29:01,825
we’re going to beat them with
happiness and vibrance, okay?

760
00:29:01,908 --> 00:29:03,118
We’ll get through it.

761
00:29:03,201 --> 00:29:05,704
Oh my God,
it’s so beautiful.

762
00:29:05,787 --> 00:29:07,497
-Let’s get out there.
-Go team, go.

763
00:29:07,539 --> 00:29:09,541
Two, three, Katina.

764
00:29:10,917 --> 00:29:11,918
[sighs]

765
00:29:20,260 --> 00:29:21,469
Ready to go?

766
00:29:23,596 --> 00:29:26,599
-You two swap.
-Yeah.

767
00:29:26,683 --> 00:29:27,684
They’re coming down now.

768
00:29:27,726 --> 00:29:29,060
Oh my gosh. Hi!

769
00:29:29,185 --> 00:29:30,645
Hey girls.
Hi Heather.

770
00:29:30,687 --> 00:29:32,897
Hi. Hi. Hi.
It’s so good to see you.

771
00:29:32,939 --> 00:29:33,815
Good to see you, gorgeous.

772
00:29:33,940 --> 00:29:35,275
Oh, hi.

773
00:29:35,358 --> 00:29:36,317
-We’re so excited.
-What’s your name?

774
00:29:36,401 --> 00:29:37,569
-Joao.
-Nice to meet you.

775
00:29:37,736 --> 00:29:39,404
You guys are so cute.

776
00:29:39,571 --> 00:29:41,531
Ladies, we’re going to get
you nice and well acquainted

777
00:29:41,614 --> 00:29:42,991
to the boat with Daisy

778
00:29:43,116 --> 00:29:44,743
and we’re going to cruise
around for about an hour

779
00:29:44,826 --> 00:29:47,579
and get to a spot
and hopefully get you wet,

780
00:29:47,620 --> 00:29:48,872
get you in the water.

781
00:29:48,997 --> 00:29:50,373
Oh, damn.

782
00:29:50,457 --> 00:29:51,958
Captain Jason.

783
00:29:52,083 --> 00:29:53,209
Yeah, the other way around.

784
00:29:53,293 --> 00:29:55,670
-[laughing]
-Oh my God. Terrible.

785
00:29:55,712 --> 00:29:57,630
Terrible.

786
00:29:57,756 --> 00:29:59,132
Okay, let’s do it.
Let’s go.

787
00:30:00,633 --> 00:30:01,551
[sighs]

788
00:30:01,593 --> 00:30:02,886
-Hi, girls.
-Hi.

789
00:30:02,927 --> 00:30:04,179
Oh my gosh.

790
00:30:04,220 --> 00:30:06,014
I do love a good
greeting with a cocktail.

791
00:30:06,097 --> 00:30:07,432
[bleep] me, look how
many bags they are.

792
00:30:07,474 --> 00:30:08,850
Especially made just for yous.

793
00:30:08,892 --> 00:30:11,144
-This is a margarita shot.
-Margarita shot.

794
00:30:11,311 --> 00:30:14,230
-Margarita shot.
-I love your accent.

795
00:30:14,272 --> 00:30:15,273
Quickly get changed.

796
00:30:16,816 --> 00:30:19,110
When bitches celebrate, what?

797
00:30:20,487 --> 00:30:22,238
-Rowdy.
-How are you looking, mate?

798
00:30:22,364 --> 00:30:23,365
-Are you ready?
-Ready.

799
00:30:23,406 --> 00:30:24,908
Okay.

800
00:30:24,949 --> 00:30:27,327
My mind cannot concentrate
if I have to be with my family.

801
00:30:27,410 --> 00:30:29,996
You’re doing the right thing.
You’ve got to remember that.

802
00:30:30,121 --> 00:30:31,456
I’m going to give
you a tour.

803
00:30:31,498 --> 00:30:32,665
-Are we ready?
-Yes.

804
00:30:32,749 --> 00:30:34,000
Are there only six of you?

805
00:30:34,042 --> 00:30:35,460
-There’s seven.
-There’s seven.

806
00:30:35,543 --> 00:30:37,128
-Okay.
-Still one more coming.

807
00:30:37,295 --> 00:30:38,254
Which guest is missing?

808
00:30:38,338 --> 00:30:40,131
-Bronwyn.
-Bronwyn.

809
00:30:40,256 --> 00:30:41,841
Okay, we’ll organize transport
to bring her up to the boat.

810
00:30:41,925 --> 00:30:45,970
We’ll take Joe off on the
starboard side, interior.

811
00:30:46,012 --> 00:30:47,347
Tell me when the
main salon is clear.

812
00:30:47,430 --> 00:30:48,973
I’m going to bring you
all the way up

813
00:30:49,015 --> 00:30:50,183
to the top of the boat.

814
00:30:50,350 --> 00:30:52,143
Excuse me,
Heather’s the primary.

815
00:30:52,227 --> 00:30:54,521
-But I am second prime.
-Get up here, wiz-wiz.

816
00:30:54,646 --> 00:30:57,357
-They just left now.
-Thank you.

817
00:30:58,441 --> 00:30:59,859
So these are the primary.

818
00:30:59,943 --> 00:31:01,277
-Meredith needs a bathtub.
-We need a bathtub.

819
00:31:01,361 --> 00:31:03,405
The two forward have bathtubs.

820
00:31:03,530 --> 00:31:04,531
Okay.

821
00:31:04,698 --> 00:31:05,865
-So sorry.
-No, it’s okay.

822
00:31:05,949 --> 00:31:08,702
We will be perfectly fine.

823
00:31:08,868 --> 00:31:10,704
I’m going to spoon
Mary in our bed.

824
00:31:10,829 --> 00:31:12,497
No. I’m going to spoon you.

825
00:31:12,539 --> 00:31:13,707
She sleeps buck naked.

826
00:31:13,748 --> 00:31:15,208
Does no one
else sleep naked?

827
00:31:15,375 --> 00:31:16,918
-No.
-I’m claiming this.

828
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:18,211
Nope.

829
00:31:18,336 --> 00:31:19,838
Meredith, she thinks
she’s claiming it.

830
00:31:19,921 --> 00:31:21,506
-I was in here before.
-Bye.

831
00:31:21,631 --> 00:31:22,632
-No, honey.
-Two against one.

832
00:31:22,799 --> 00:31:24,300
You guys.

833
00:31:24,342 --> 00:31:26,052
Could you have someone bring our
luggage in here, please?

834
00:31:26,094 --> 00:31:27,637
-Yeah, I will.
-The two of us.

835
00:31:27,679 --> 00:31:29,472
She needs a bathtub and
I’m sleeping with Meredith.

836
00:31:29,514 --> 00:31:31,141
I don’t really get
what’s going on right now.

837
00:31:31,266 --> 00:31:33,476
Like, who gets the better room?
Who gets the worse room?

838
00:31:33,601 --> 00:31:35,812
Really on this boat,
they’re kind of all the same.

839
00:31:35,937 --> 00:31:37,397
Daisy, you’re the boss.

840
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:39,190
You’ve got to control
these animals.

841
00:31:39,232 --> 00:31:41,151
So this is the sun deck.

842
00:31:41,234 --> 00:31:43,778
Oh, wow.

843
00:31:43,862 --> 00:31:46,406
Look at this beautiful view.

844
00:31:46,531 --> 00:31:49,159
-Good luck.
-Thank you.

845
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:51,536
-Everything’s fine, okay?
-Thank you so much.

846
00:31:51,578 --> 00:31:52,746
Daisy, this is fabulous.

847
00:31:54,330 --> 00:31:56,750
Okay. Wait, where’s
the active volcano?

848
00:31:56,791 --> 00:31:58,626
Let’s start with this one here.

849
00:31:58,710 --> 00:32:01,504
Jenna, Daisy, can you please
help with guest luggage now?

850
00:32:01,588 --> 00:32:03,423
-Okay.
-You can take all lines off.

851
00:32:03,506 --> 00:32:04,799
Copy that.

852
00:32:05,967 --> 00:32:07,677
Let’s go see.

853
00:32:07,761 --> 00:32:09,679
Let’s go see if you and Bronwyn
will survive in this room.

854
00:32:09,763 --> 00:32:12,349
What?
I’m sharing with Bronwyn?

855
00:32:12,474 --> 00:32:14,768
You and Bronwyn besties.
B is for besties with Bronwyn.

856
00:32:14,934 --> 00:32:15,894
-Come on.
-That’s easy.

857
00:32:15,935 --> 00:32:17,354
How do we get outside?

858
00:32:17,479 --> 00:32:18,980
Let’s go up to the top
when we take off, right?

859
00:32:19,105 --> 00:32:20,190
Okay.

860
00:32:20,273 --> 00:32:22,067
Port forward lanes in.

861
00:32:22,192 --> 00:32:24,069
Jason, Jason, Daisy.

862
00:32:24,110 --> 00:32:25,904
We have one guests who is late.

863
00:32:26,071 --> 00:32:28,156
We need to organize transport
to bring her up to the boat.

864
00:32:28,198 --> 00:32:29,491
Copy that.

865
00:32:29,532 --> 00:32:31,159
That’s all lines off.
All lines off.

866
00:32:31,242 --> 00:32:33,161
Perfect. Thank you.

867
00:32:35,288 --> 00:32:38,041
-We’re going.
-What’s happening?

868
00:32:38,083 --> 00:32:39,000
It’s happening.

869
00:32:39,084 --> 00:32:40,210
All clear on starboard side.

870
00:32:40,293 --> 00:32:41,586
Yeah, we’re all good, mate.

871
00:32:41,670 --> 00:32:43,004
We can start bringing
all fenders in, please.

872
00:32:43,088 --> 00:32:44,506
Oh, that’s heavy.

873
00:32:44,589 --> 00:32:47,676
Throw those lines, boys.
We’re ready to set sail.

874
00:32:49,511 --> 00:32:51,763
I would love a Mexican
mule with a reposado.

875
00:32:51,805 --> 00:32:53,556
-Okay.
-Thank you so much.

876
00:32:53,598 --> 00:32:54,808
All right,
guest lunch now.

877
00:32:54,974 --> 00:32:57,018
We’re going to do sliders.

878
00:32:57,102 --> 00:32:59,729
I think we should do a
really nice lobster salad.

879
00:32:59,813 --> 00:33:01,356
Okay.

880
00:33:04,776 --> 00:33:06,611
-What’s that for?
-That’s cucumber.

881
00:33:06,653 --> 00:33:08,863
-For what?
-The salad.

882
00:33:08,947 --> 00:33:09,864
You cut that with a hammer?

883
00:33:11,908 --> 00:33:12,826
-No.
-No?

884
00:33:12,909 --> 00:33:14,411
-Chainsaw?
-No.

885
00:33:14,452 --> 00:33:15,745
What is it?

886
00:33:15,787 --> 00:33:17,247
I just did it with a knife.

887
00:33:17,330 --> 00:33:19,040
It’s all right, babe.

888
00:33:19,124 --> 00:33:21,584
It’s just, I don’t know
if we’re going to use that.

889
00:33:21,710 --> 00:33:22,877
It’s too rough?

890
00:33:23,003 --> 00:33:23,878
Do you want to
get changed really quickly?

891
00:33:24,004 --> 00:33:25,422
Yeah.

892
00:33:25,547 --> 00:33:27,799
When we do guest food, just kind
of run it past me a little bit,

893
00:33:27,841 --> 00:33:30,635
because, you know, we might put
ourselves in a position where

894
00:33:30,719 --> 00:33:33,596
you do something I don’t like,

895
00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:35,056
and you kind of like maybe...

896
00:33:35,140 --> 00:33:36,725
Waste time.

897
00:33:36,766 --> 00:33:39,811
So just let’s just go over.
I’m really particular.

898
00:33:43,148 --> 00:33:45,483
Can you guys set up
the aft section now?

899
00:33:45,567 --> 00:33:46,901
-Yeah.
-Okay.

900
00:33:46,943 --> 00:33:48,319
Jenna!

901
00:33:48,361 --> 00:33:49,612
Oh, my God.
Thank you.

902
00:33:49,654 --> 00:33:50,572
We love you so much.

903
00:33:50,655 --> 00:33:51,614
My last one.

904
00:33:51,698 --> 00:33:53,074
Call to Daisy.

905
00:33:53,116 --> 00:33:54,367
Tell hors d’Oeuvres
are ready, please.

906
00:33:56,286 --> 00:33:58,913
Daisy, Daisy, galley.
Hors d’Oeuvres are ready to go.

907
00:33:58,955 --> 00:34:00,081
Copy.

908
00:34:02,959 --> 00:34:04,961
I’m not going to be into
someone if they’re not into me,

909
00:34:05,045 --> 00:34:06,546
-and that’s my struggle.
-Jared’s not into you, though.

910
00:34:06,588 --> 00:34:07,922
That’s my struggle with Jared,

911
00:34:07,964 --> 00:34:09,341
is that he’s just
not that into me.

912
00:34:09,382 --> 00:34:11,301
We’re on a 30-day break.

913
00:34:11,384 --> 00:34:13,762
Okay, so it’s free game then.
Any of these guys?

914
00:34:17,474 --> 00:34:19,934
I would like to hang out
with Captain Jason.

915
00:34:26,816 --> 00:34:28,068
So what am I bringing up?

916
00:34:28,109 --> 00:34:30,570
Smoke salmon,
buttered crostini,

917
00:34:30,695 --> 00:34:33,573
super simple, green olive
tapenade on top.

918
00:34:33,615 --> 00:34:35,784
-Pull up a seat.
-Can you bring this up?

919
00:34:35,825 --> 00:34:37,911
It’s smoke salmon,
buttered crostini.

920
00:34:37,994 --> 00:34:40,789
We don’t want to hear
one word about Jared.

921
00:34:40,872 --> 00:34:43,917
In fact, if you say
Jared’s name on this trip,

922
00:34:44,042 --> 00:34:45,960
we’re going to
splash you with water.

923
00:34:46,044 --> 00:34:47,837
Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared.

924
00:34:47,921 --> 00:34:49,422
I dare you, I dare you,
I dare you.

925
00:34:49,506 --> 00:34:50,840
[laughing]

926
00:34:50,965 --> 00:34:53,009
Yeah, this is smoke salmon,
buttered crostini.

927
00:34:53,051 --> 00:34:54,803
You did it!

928
00:34:54,844 --> 00:34:56,763
Why?

929
00:34:56,846 --> 00:34:58,556
Jenna, we’re training
her like a cat.

930
00:34:58,598 --> 00:34:59,933
These are the friends I need.

931
00:34:59,974 --> 00:35:02,894
Like, if I ever bring
up my ex one more time,

932
00:35:03,061 --> 00:35:04,187
throw water in my face.

933
00:35:04,312 --> 00:35:06,356
You know how you train a
cat with a spray bottle?

934
00:35:06,439 --> 00:35:07,774
We’re training Britani.

935
00:35:07,816 --> 00:35:10,235
They don’t know how to show
each other love,

936
00:35:10,276 --> 00:35:14,197
but they definitely have each
other’s best interests at heart.

937
00:35:14,364 --> 00:35:17,367
I need to get my mind off
of a certain someone.

938
00:35:17,534 --> 00:35:19,077
Oh, oh oh!

939
00:35:19,202 --> 00:35:21,079
[screaming]
Oh my God!

940
00:35:33,842 --> 00:35:35,010
Extra, just in case.

941
00:35:35,927 --> 00:35:37,595
-Just pull it?
-Oh, there we go.

942
00:35:37,679 --> 00:35:39,014
It just wasn’t
being strong enough.

943
00:35:39,055 --> 00:35:40,265
Okay.

944
00:35:40,348 --> 00:35:42,350
Oh gosh, they’ve already left.

945
00:35:42,392 --> 00:35:43,685
Wow.

946
00:35:43,727 --> 00:35:44,853
Okie-doke.

947
00:35:53,236 --> 00:35:55,238
Foredeck,
tell me when you’re ready

948
00:35:55,321 --> 00:35:56,197
for the port side anchor drop.

949
00:35:56,239 --> 00:35:57,615
Copy that.

950
00:35:57,741 --> 00:35:59,826
Eddy, Eddy, can I have you
on forward station?

951
00:35:59,951 --> 00:36:01,870
Yeah, I copy.

952
00:36:01,911 --> 00:36:04,247
Jason, Jason,
Bronwyn, the eighth guest.

953
00:36:04,330 --> 00:36:06,750
ETA, about 15 minutes.

954
00:36:06,833 --> 00:36:08,001
Copy.

955
00:36:08,168 --> 00:36:09,002
So I’m going to teach
you how to do it.

956
00:36:09,169 --> 00:36:10,462
Yeah.

957
00:36:10,545 --> 00:36:12,339
Drop it to the waterline,
secure the brake.

958
00:36:12,422 --> 00:36:13,423
We’ll remove the pressure
from this.

959
00:36:13,506 --> 00:36:15,091
Yeah.

960
00:36:15,175 --> 00:36:17,594
We’ll lift it up, and then
when he says drop, we drop.

961
00:36:17,677 --> 00:36:18,678
When you’re a captain,
you’re looking

962
00:36:18,762 --> 00:36:19,929
for a solid right-hand man.

963
00:36:20,013 --> 00:36:21,181
You can’t have eyes everywhere.

964
00:36:21,222 --> 00:36:23,016
Okay, drop, drop,
starboard anchor.

965
00:36:25,018 --> 00:36:26,936
Joao knows how to run a ship.

966
00:36:26,978 --> 00:36:29,481
He knows how to run a charter,
and he knows how I think.

967
00:36:29,564 --> 00:36:31,775
To know you’ve got the
responsibility and trust there,

968
00:36:31,900 --> 00:36:34,402
it’s a huge lift
off my shoulders.

969
00:36:34,486 --> 00:36:36,237
-Four shackles in the water.
-Good work.

970
00:36:36,279 --> 00:36:37,238
Copy.

971
00:36:38,531 --> 00:36:39,741
Three, two, one.

972
00:36:39,824 --> 00:36:41,493
Take it down to
the bottom section.

973
00:36:41,576 --> 00:36:42,827
-Open it up.
-See what we’ve got.

974
00:36:42,911 --> 00:36:43,828
Start pumping it.

975
00:36:43,870 --> 00:36:45,246
Can I get a
champagne now?

976
00:36:45,330 --> 00:36:47,499
Champagne? Yeah, of course,
I’ll get you some.

977
00:36:47,582 --> 00:36:48,875
How’s your second stew going?

978
00:36:48,917 --> 00:36:50,210
She’s doing really well.
Yeah.

979
00:36:50,335 --> 00:36:51,628
Is this the inbound?

980
00:36:51,711 --> 00:36:53,963
Deck crew, deck crew?
This is our inbound vessel.

981
00:36:54,130 --> 00:36:56,716
I actually think she’s here.
There’s a boat right there.

982
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:58,510
Is this her?
Yeah, and this...

983
00:36:58,551 --> 00:36:59,636
That’s her in that tender!

984
00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:01,429
Bronwyn!

985
00:37:01,554 --> 00:37:03,390
Finally, you’re here!

986
00:37:03,515 --> 00:37:05,517
-Hello, hello.
-She’s wearing a floaty.

987
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:08,728
Just drop her off in the water.
She’s got a floaty.

988
00:37:08,770 --> 00:37:10,647
Just the glass champagne.
Thank you.

989
00:37:10,689 --> 00:37:13,483
Oh, yeah, well done.

990
00:37:13,566 --> 00:37:14,818
-I’m Jason.
-Nice to meet you, Bronwyn.

991
00:37:14,901 --> 00:37:16,027
-Hi.
-Pleasure, glass of champagne?

992
00:37:16,152 --> 00:37:17,195
Thank you.

993
00:37:17,278 --> 00:37:18,446
Hi, I’m Daisy.

994
00:37:18,530 --> 00:37:19,864
Do you want me
to take your shoes?

995
00:37:19,948 --> 00:37:21,074
Yeah, sure. Those I
probably won’t need anymore.

996
00:37:21,157 --> 00:37:22,867
We were doing superlatives.

997
00:37:22,951 --> 00:37:25,328
I’m most likely to go overboard
with these women, for sure.

998
00:37:25,453 --> 00:37:28,748
If Katina crashes,
we can climb onto Bronwyn.

999
00:37:28,832 --> 00:37:32,002
I swear to God, there’s enough
space on that hat for all of us.

1000
00:37:32,085 --> 00:37:33,628
Beautiful. Wow.

1001
00:37:33,670 --> 00:37:34,754
Oh, okay.

1002
00:37:34,838 --> 00:37:36,131
Oh, my God, are you okay?

1003
00:37:36,214 --> 00:37:39,718
It takes a minute
to get used to a boat, though.

1004
00:37:39,759 --> 00:37:42,470
Bronwyn!
She’s here!

1005
00:37:42,512 --> 00:37:44,514
I made it!

1006
00:37:44,556 --> 00:37:46,057
Jenna, Jenna, Daisy,

1007
00:37:46,141 --> 00:37:48,643
we can start setting up
lunch on the sun deck.

1008
00:37:48,727 --> 00:37:49,853
Copy, Daisy.

1009
00:37:49,936 --> 00:37:51,479
This is unbelievable.

1010
00:37:53,189 --> 00:37:54,149
Thank you.

1011
00:37:55,567 --> 00:37:58,695
Um...
It’s not very...

1012
00:37:58,778 --> 00:38:00,196
It needs to be bigger?

1013
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:01,823
What?
No, no, no.

1014
00:38:01,865 --> 00:38:03,825
That’s too big, don’t you think?
Yeah?

1015
00:38:03,867 --> 00:38:05,410
I think the tray’s...
the tray’s too big.

1016
00:38:05,493 --> 00:38:07,162
I think the leaves are
too big, don’t you?

1017
00:38:07,245 --> 00:38:08,163
If you were to eat that
as a salad,

1018
00:38:08,288 --> 00:38:09,706
the middle bits,

1019
00:38:09,789 --> 00:38:10,749
just give them a little
bit of a chop, you know?

1020
00:38:10,790 --> 00:38:12,834
That’s good, thanks.

1021
00:38:12,917 --> 00:38:15,253
It’s just a bit, you know.
It’s a bit much.

1022
00:38:15,378 --> 00:38:17,130
Can I sprinkle the onions
on the salad?

1023
00:38:17,172 --> 00:38:19,299
Yeah, are you going
to dress it?

1024
00:38:19,341 --> 00:38:21,676
Dress it?
Make the salad as pretty.

1025
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:25,513
Are you going to dress it
with, like, dressing?

1026
00:38:25,597 --> 00:38:28,183
-Yeah, bits.
-Yeah, yeah, leave that.

1027
00:38:30,352 --> 00:38:31,603
Mike, Mike, Daisy.

1028
00:38:31,686 --> 00:38:33,396
-There we go.
-Right.

1029
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:36,024
Mike, Mike, Mike, Daisy.

1030
00:38:36,066 --> 00:38:38,318
Daisy, Daisy.
We need Mike at the moment.

1031
00:38:38,485 --> 00:38:39,903
Copy.

1032
00:38:39,986 --> 00:38:40,862
Thanks, we just want
to get ahead of the game

1033
00:38:40,987 --> 00:38:42,822
and set up ASAP.

1034
00:38:42,906 --> 00:38:45,408
Let’s all change and then come
back in our bikinis for lunch.

1035
00:38:45,492 --> 00:38:47,952
[bleep]. Don’t let it catch
the wind, mate.

1036
00:38:48,036 --> 00:38:49,371
We’ll be ----ing
swimming with it.

1037
00:38:57,045 --> 00:38:58,546
-Jenna.
-Yeah.

1038
00:38:58,630 --> 00:39:00,840
Is there anyone that could
come and pack our bags

1039
00:39:00,882 --> 00:39:01,966
and, like, get settled
into our rooms?

1040
00:39:02,050 --> 00:39:03,385
Yeah, of course.
Yeah.

1041
00:39:03,426 --> 00:39:05,053
I absolutely would
love another champagne.

1042
00:39:05,095 --> 00:39:06,346
Okay.

1043
00:39:06,388 --> 00:39:07,389
-Look.
-You brought a stuffed animal?

1044
00:39:10,308 --> 00:39:11,393
That’s right.

1045
00:39:11,518 --> 00:39:13,019
I am throwing
that sh-- overboard.

1046
00:39:13,186 --> 00:39:15,355
No. No.

1047
00:39:15,397 --> 00:39:17,482
I’m getting a little seasick.

1048
00:39:17,649 --> 00:39:20,235
-Heather.
-Hold on. I’m sorry.

1049
00:39:20,276 --> 00:39:21,861
[shouting]

1050
00:39:21,945 --> 00:39:23,196
Jenna, come here.

1051
00:39:23,321 --> 00:39:24,239
I’m here.

1052
00:39:29,285 --> 00:39:30,745
Will you search the floor?

1053
00:39:30,787 --> 00:39:32,122
Yes.

1054
00:39:32,205 --> 00:39:33,164
My nipple cover
fell off somewhere.

1055
00:39:33,248 --> 00:39:34,040
-Okay.
-Daisy.

1056
00:39:34,207 --> 00:39:36,001
Yeah.

1057
00:39:36,042 --> 00:39:36,960
I’m getting kind of sick.
I feel like I’m going to barf.

1058
00:39:37,085 --> 00:39:38,169
I’ll get you
some water now.

1059
00:39:38,253 --> 00:39:40,296
What? What? What?

1060
00:39:40,338 --> 00:39:43,383
Can I have my stuff brought up
in Saint Laurent tan bag

1061
00:39:43,466 --> 00:39:46,094
-with a purple bag?
-Sure. I’ll go get that for you.

1062
00:39:46,136 --> 00:39:48,596
Oh, gosh.

1063
00:39:48,638 --> 00:39:50,932
The anti-nausea.
I already took one today.

1064
00:39:51,016 --> 00:39:52,767
Will you just have
them bring my water up?

1065
00:39:52,851 --> 00:39:53,852
-Of course.
-Thank you.

1066
00:39:53,893 --> 00:39:55,103
You’re the best. Thank you.

1067
00:39:55,145 --> 00:39:56,229
[vomiting]

1068
00:39:58,690 --> 00:40:00,108
Andrea, are you throwing up?

1069
00:40:00,191 --> 00:40:02,027
-I did.
-Oh, Lord.

1070
00:40:02,068 --> 00:40:05,572
I am going to clean the toilets.

1071
00:40:05,655 --> 00:40:08,616
These women are unhinged.

1072
00:40:08,700 --> 00:40:09,868
All of these demands.

1073
00:40:09,909 --> 00:40:11,161
We’ve got nipple covers.

1074
00:40:11,286 --> 00:40:12,537
We’ve got all
the drink requests.

1075
00:40:12,662 --> 00:40:14,789
Joe’s gone.
Mike’s on deck.

1076
00:40:14,873 --> 00:40:15,957
There’s two of us.

1077
00:40:16,041 --> 00:40:18,543
Eight of them,
I cannot keep up.

1078
00:40:18,585 --> 00:40:20,045
Like, what the actual [bleep]?

1079
00:40:20,170 --> 00:40:23,298
All crew, all crew.
A nipple cover is missing.

1080
00:40:23,423 --> 00:40:25,467
If you see it,
please report to me.

1081
00:40:25,550 --> 00:40:28,345
These girls are going
to be a ----ing nightmare.

1082
00:40:28,428 --> 00:40:30,472
She needs some conditioner.
Can you help her with her hair?

1083
00:40:30,555 --> 00:40:32,098
Did you guys put Dr. Pepper
on the boat for me?

1084
00:40:32,182 --> 00:40:33,099
Oh, my gosh.

1085
00:40:34,351 --> 00:40:35,602
This is really stressful.

1086
00:40:35,643 --> 00:40:38,146
-This is ----ing chaos.
-Paging Daisy.

1087
00:40:45,612 --> 00:40:46,988
Do you have the
seasick bracelets?

1088
00:40:47,781 --> 00:40:49,324
-Yes, I do.
-Can I get one?

1089
00:40:49,449 --> 00:40:50,700
And let’s get one
for Angie, too.

1090
00:40:50,784 --> 00:40:52,202
-She just threw up.
-Woo.

1091
00:40:52,285 --> 00:40:54,537
[sighs]

1092
00:40:54,621 --> 00:40:56,081
Yeah, I’ll be here.

1093
00:40:56,164 --> 00:40:58,375
-Here we go.
-No, put it on the inside.

1094
00:40:58,458 --> 00:41:00,293
Yeah.

1095
00:41:00,377 --> 00:41:01,711
Who’s knocking at my door?

1096
00:41:01,836 --> 00:41:04,631
Jenna, come in.
Did you find the nipple cover?

1097
00:41:04,714 --> 00:41:07,801
Slap it on there.
Girl!

1098
00:41:07,884 --> 00:41:09,636
Let’s go upstairs and
lunch right now.

1099
00:41:09,719 --> 00:41:12,430
This one’s on the outside.
Push it in.

1100
00:41:12,472 --> 00:41:14,724
Mate, well done.
Well done, guys.

1101
00:41:14,808 --> 00:41:16,309
Whoo!

1102
00:41:17,977 --> 00:41:20,522
Whoo!

1103
00:41:20,647 --> 00:41:22,565
Galley, we are good
to go for lunch.

1104
00:41:22,649 --> 00:41:25,777
Mike and Jenna,
please come down to the galley.

1105
00:41:25,819 --> 00:41:27,570
Copy.

1106
00:41:27,654 --> 00:41:30,198
Five-star waiter-in-service
coming right up.

1107
00:41:31,866 --> 00:41:34,244
Let me just reset.

1108
00:41:34,327 --> 00:41:35,870
This is the green salad.

1109
00:41:35,954 --> 00:41:39,165
Yeah, they don’t like that.
Alesia made that.

1110
00:41:39,207 --> 00:41:40,750
[laughing]

1111
00:41:40,792 --> 00:41:43,128
And then, yeah, we’re
going to do chicken tenders.

1112
00:41:43,211 --> 00:41:46,965
Going by their preference
sheets, they love bar food.

1113
00:41:47,048 --> 00:41:48,341
So I’m going to put out sliders.

1114
00:41:48,466 --> 00:41:50,468
But I’m also going
to be fancy and make

1115
00:41:50,552 --> 00:41:52,470
a lovely lobster
salad, darlings.

1116
00:41:52,595 --> 00:41:55,098
-Hi, ladies. How are yous?
-Hi.

1117
00:41:55,181 --> 00:41:56,683
-Green salads.
-Wonderful.

1118
00:41:56,766 --> 00:41:59,102
-Curry lobster salad.
-Looks delicious.

1119
00:41:59,185 --> 00:42:01,813
Oh, my gosh.
The lobster is amazing.

1120
00:42:01,855 --> 00:42:03,898
-How are you feeling?
-Hmm.

1121
00:42:03,982 --> 00:42:06,192
I took an anti-nausea
and I threw it up.

1122
00:42:06,276 --> 00:42:08,945
-I’m dizzy right now.
-I’m sorry.

1123
00:42:09,029 --> 00:42:10,113
I need something to put
those

1124
00:42:10,196 --> 00:42:11,990
chicken tenders in,
sweetie, please.

1125
00:42:12,115 --> 00:42:14,451
-In or on?
-What?

1126
00:42:14,492 --> 00:42:16,786
-In or on?
-Babe, stop it. Stop it.

1127
00:42:16,870 --> 00:42:17,787
You know what I mean.

1128
00:42:17,871 --> 00:42:19,247
I need to put something.

1129
00:42:19,289 --> 00:42:20,915
I need to put the chicken
tenders on something.

1130
00:42:20,999 --> 00:42:23,710
Or in something. Whatever.
A bowl, whatever the [bleep].

1131
00:42:23,793 --> 00:42:25,545
All right, please.

1132
00:42:25,628 --> 00:42:28,298
I have no idea what’s
going on in Ben’s brain.

1133
00:42:28,423 --> 00:42:30,800
It’s like a squirrel
that’s on Red Bull

1134
00:42:30,884 --> 00:42:35,055
that’s trying to organize one
of those pantomime things.

1135
00:42:35,180 --> 00:42:37,349
What do they call those dolls?

1136
00:42:37,432 --> 00:42:39,100
I can’t read your brain, Ben.

1137
00:42:39,184 --> 00:42:41,853
I don’t expect you to.
I can’t read my brain, either.

1138
00:42:41,895 --> 00:42:43,980
Chop up a lemon, please.
Medallions.

1139
00:42:44,064 --> 00:42:45,815
That’s how I feel.

1140
00:42:45,899 --> 00:42:48,068
Like, I’m on a string doll
and I’m just there, like...

1141
00:42:49,569 --> 00:42:52,155
I said medallions.
I said medallions.

1142
00:42:52,238 --> 00:42:53,740
I don’t know what
a medallion is.

1143
00:42:58,036 --> 00:42:59,579
It’s fine.
Step back.

1144
00:42:59,662 --> 00:43:01,706
Knife. Thank you.

1145
00:43:01,790 --> 00:43:03,750
The ketchup needs spoons
in it

1146
00:43:03,833 --> 00:43:05,251
and it needs to get
out of here, please.

1147
00:43:06,461 --> 00:43:08,296
-That’s not that heavy.
-No.

1148
00:43:09,547 --> 00:43:11,216
Yeah, brilliant.

1149
00:43:11,299 --> 00:43:12,967
You guys, it’s our first meal
together on the yacht.

1150
00:43:13,051 --> 00:43:14,177
Yay!

1151
00:43:14,260 --> 00:43:15,387
And Bronwyn’s here.

1152
00:43:15,470 --> 00:43:18,181
I’m so hungry.
This is amazing.

1153
00:43:18,223 --> 00:43:19,391
Chicken tenders, ladies.

1154
00:43:19,474 --> 00:43:22,352
We love chicken tenders.
Pass those down.

1155
00:43:22,394 --> 00:43:24,270
-Sliders. You’re welcome.
-Thank you.

1156
00:43:24,396 --> 00:43:26,231
So, tell us why you came late.

1157
00:43:29,234 --> 00:43:31,236
A lot of stuff went on
last week and it upset Todd.

1158
00:43:31,277 --> 00:43:32,904
People keep trying
to dig in my past

1159
00:43:32,987 --> 00:43:34,239
and there’s some nasty things

1160
00:43:34,322 --> 00:43:35,490
that have come out
in the press

1161
00:43:35,615 --> 00:43:37,075
after I’ve hung out
with this group.

1162
00:43:37,158 --> 00:43:39,452
And I think both of us
are concerned

1163
00:43:39,494 --> 00:43:40,829
that maybe somebody in
this group is doing it.

1164
00:43:40,912 --> 00:43:42,831
Nobody would do that here.
Nobody.

1165
00:43:49,254 --> 00:43:50,171
What is this?

1166
00:43:52,090 --> 00:43:53,049
-Are you finished?
-All finished?

1167
00:43:53,091 --> 00:43:54,843
That sounds like an accusation.

1168
00:43:54,884 --> 00:43:56,511
I’m not, I was just trying
to say I can’t figure out

1169
00:43:56,594 --> 00:43:58,013
where it’s coming from
because it would be really

1170
00:43:58,096 --> 00:44:00,056
devastating if I sat down
and apologized to you.

1171
00:44:00,181 --> 00:44:01,683
It wasn’t me.

1172
00:44:01,766 --> 00:44:06,396
I was expecting housewives
to be very classy and modest.

1173
00:44:06,438 --> 00:44:09,899
Like, you’re all, can you
take this for me please, dear?

1174
00:44:09,983 --> 00:44:12,318
But they just came on
like, proper nut jobs.

1175
00:44:12,402 --> 00:44:13,611
Who fed it?
Who fed my stuff?

1176
00:44:13,737 --> 00:44:15,196
Who fed my stuff?

1177
00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:17,032
Who was going to the blogs
and Salt Lake Tribune?

1178
00:44:19,451 --> 00:44:20,827
This is like irritating.

1179
00:44:20,910 --> 00:44:22,495
-I’m hot.
-Let’s jump in the water.

1180
00:44:22,620 --> 00:44:24,289
Let’s refresh.
Let’s restart.

1181
00:44:24,330 --> 00:44:25,874
Let’s do it all.
Okay.

1182
00:44:25,957 --> 00:44:29,169
Guests are starting to
walk down to the swim area.

1183
00:44:29,252 --> 00:44:30,503
Okay, copy.

1184
00:44:30,587 --> 00:44:32,088
I want to make a cheesecake
for them.

1185
00:44:32,172 --> 00:44:33,131
-I can make a cheesecake.
-I’d like a cheesecake.

1186
00:44:33,214 --> 00:44:34,299
-Oh, you can?
-Yep.

1187
00:44:34,382 --> 00:44:35,633
We’ll be there together, yeah.

1188
00:44:35,675 --> 00:44:37,510
-All right, see you in five.
-Yep.

1189
00:44:39,763 --> 00:44:41,556
-Coming for a swim?
-I want flippers.

1190
00:44:41,681 --> 00:44:43,641
I want a snorkel mask.
I want it all.

1191
00:44:43,725 --> 00:44:44,851
This is luxurious.

1192
00:44:44,976 --> 00:44:47,187
What is this?
I love this.

1193
00:44:51,399 --> 00:44:52,525
Oh, I love a duck.

1194
00:44:54,194 --> 00:44:55,320
Just in the go.
Look, see this?

1195
00:44:58,365 --> 00:45:00,992
Keep on her.
Follow her. Follow her.

1196
00:45:03,828 --> 00:45:04,829
Ow!

1197
00:45:13,922 --> 00:45:15,590
-Are you good?
-Yeah, I’m good.

1198
00:45:15,674 --> 00:45:17,425
Do you want anything else?
What can I do for you?

1199
00:45:17,509 --> 00:45:19,552
Drink something?

1200
00:45:19,594 --> 00:45:20,595
-I’m good.
-Okay.

1201
00:45:20,679 --> 00:45:21,930
Okay, fine.

1202
00:45:22,055 --> 00:45:23,556
This is a traditional
Tuscan cheesecake, yeah?

1203
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:27,811
It’s 500 grams of Philadelphia,
500 grams of mascarpone,

1204
00:45:27,936 --> 00:45:30,438
200 grams of sugar,
three eggs plus one yolk,

1205
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:32,023
zest of two oranges.

1206
00:45:32,065 --> 00:45:33,858
I’m right here for you, darling.

1207
00:45:33,942 --> 00:45:35,193
Perfect, perfect.

1208
00:45:35,276 --> 00:45:36,736
How many eggs do
you want in there?

1209
00:45:36,861 --> 00:45:38,405
Three and then three
and then two yolks.

1210
00:45:38,530 --> 00:45:41,408
Three plus one yolk, actually.

1211
00:45:42,909 --> 00:45:44,202
Ready?

1212
00:45:44,327 --> 00:45:45,995
There we go.
There we go.

1213
00:45:46,079 --> 00:45:47,247
How are you doing, Angie>

1214
00:45:50,667 --> 00:45:52,877
Oh, my God.

1215
00:45:52,961 --> 00:45:54,796
I’m all for Angie
having a throw-up.

1216
00:45:54,921 --> 00:45:57,549
Get that out of you, woman.
Get it out and carry on.

1217
00:45:57,590 --> 00:45:59,092
That’s creating
energy and space.

1218
00:45:59,175 --> 00:46:00,593
We got dinner and
drinks ahead, lady.

1219
00:46:00,677 --> 00:46:01,761
Crack on.

1220
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:05,682
Hey, grab that mix,
would you, please?

1221
00:46:05,724 --> 00:46:07,475
The mix, cheesecake mix, yeah?

1222
00:46:07,559 --> 00:46:10,103
Make sure you, like,
touch them really delicately

1223
00:46:10,145 --> 00:46:12,022
because your fingerprints
are going all over

1224
00:46:12,105 --> 00:46:13,690
the lovely, clean glasses.

1225
00:46:13,773 --> 00:46:15,275
Yeah, they are.

1226
00:46:19,738 --> 00:46:22,032
Oh, sh--, sh--,
sh--, sh--, sh--.

1227
00:46:22,073 --> 00:46:23,825
Honey, did you put sugar
in there?

1228
00:46:23,950 --> 00:46:25,827
In what?

1229
00:46:25,910 --> 00:46:28,121
Cheesecake.

1230
00:46:28,204 --> 00:46:30,331
No, I thought I just
added the eggs and the yolk.

1231
00:46:30,415 --> 00:46:33,084
Yeah, you just... okay.

1232
00:46:33,126 --> 00:46:36,338
Wow.
It’s a dessert, hon.

1233
00:46:36,463 --> 00:46:38,840
Dessert, they generally
have sugar in.

1234
00:46:38,882 --> 00:46:40,216
Just moving forward.
I gave you the recipe.

1235
00:46:40,342 --> 00:46:41,926
I don’t cook very often.

1236
00:46:42,010 --> 00:46:46,306
Saying you have
passion for food, okay?

1237
00:46:46,348 --> 00:46:48,933
That’s an incredibly
vague statement.

1238
00:46:49,017 --> 00:46:51,227
-I’m not trained.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1239
00:46:51,311 --> 00:46:53,855
I’m just passionate.

1240
00:46:53,938 --> 00:46:56,441
Not I’m good at cooking or
I’m fairly good at cooking

1241
00:46:56,566 --> 00:46:58,360
or I’m good at baking.

1242
00:46:58,443 --> 00:47:00,945
No, no, I just have
a passion for food.

1243
00:47:01,029 --> 00:47:02,697
I didn’t start
cooking for guests

1244
00:47:02,822 --> 00:47:05,992
until the last three
charters of last season.

1245
00:47:06,117 --> 00:47:07,285
It’s actually quite smart

1246
00:47:07,327 --> 00:47:09,579
because you’re evading
all accountability

1247
00:47:09,662 --> 00:47:10,955
for your future actions.

1248
00:47:11,039 --> 00:47:12,957
I’m not a ----ing pastry chef.

1249
00:47:13,041 --> 00:47:15,168
Passion for food
could potentially mean

1250
00:47:15,210 --> 00:47:18,046
I have absolutely
zero cooking skills.

1251
00:47:18,129 --> 00:47:20,799
It’s actually quite clever
because it fooled me.

1252
00:47:33,728 --> 00:47:37,565
All crew, all crew.
We are good for 7:30 dinner.

1253
00:47:37,857 --> 00:47:38,817
Copy.

1254
00:47:38,858 --> 00:47:40,443
Jason, Jason, we need your help.

1255
00:47:40,568 --> 00:47:42,821
Angie is in the cabin.
She is feeling seasick.

1256
00:47:42,946 --> 00:47:45,031
Copy.
I’m on my way.

1257
00:47:45,115 --> 00:47:46,116
Thank you.

1258
00:47:46,157 --> 00:47:47,409
I’ll get some cold packs.

1259
00:47:47,534 --> 00:47:49,369
-Can you help me with something?
-Yeah.

1260
00:47:49,411 --> 00:47:51,621
Just so I don’t look
so ugly when the captain comes.

1261
00:47:51,705 --> 00:47:52,831
Girl.

1262
00:47:53,915 --> 00:47:55,166
Don’t help her at all.

1263
00:47:57,669 --> 00:47:59,504
Got a tan, baby!

1264
00:47:59,629 --> 00:48:01,297
Thank you, Jenna.

1265
00:48:01,339 --> 00:48:02,841
Get in, bitch.

1266
00:48:04,592 --> 00:48:05,635
-Yes?
-Hello.

1267
00:48:05,719 --> 00:48:08,013
Hi.
All this love and care.

1268
00:48:08,096 --> 00:48:12,183
Mary by my side.
The captain here is icing me.

1269
00:48:12,267 --> 00:48:14,102
Here you go.
That looks really pretty.

1270
00:48:14,144 --> 00:48:16,938
And Mike is getting
you wine glasses.

1271
00:48:17,063 --> 00:48:19,232
I’ll tell you what.
I’m getting good at this.

1272
00:48:19,357 --> 00:48:21,818
Yeah. Good job.
I like it. A lot.

1273
00:48:21,860 --> 00:48:23,278
Here we go.

1274
00:48:23,319 --> 00:48:24,696
Are you going to be
sitting for dinner?

1275
00:48:24,738 --> 00:48:25,905
You’re going to rest?

1276
00:48:25,989 --> 00:48:27,323
Do you think you can eat?

1277
00:48:27,365 --> 00:48:28,992
Maybe some crackers.

1278
00:48:29,034 --> 00:48:30,243
I’m going to stay in here
and have dinner in here.

1279
00:48:30,285 --> 00:48:31,411
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Of course.

1280
00:48:31,453 --> 00:48:33,580
-Thank you.
-You’re welcome.

1281
00:48:33,621 --> 00:48:35,081
They both want
dinner in bed.

1282
00:48:35,123 --> 00:48:36,833
-[bleep]
-Okay?

1283
00:48:36,958 --> 00:48:39,085
Just put a little bronzer
on my side parts.

1284
00:48:41,588 --> 00:48:43,840
-Shall we go get a drink?
-Yeah, let’s go get a drink.

1285
00:48:43,965 --> 00:48:46,092
This is nice.
It kind of seals it in, yeah?

1286
00:48:46,134 --> 00:48:48,762
Brouillade
buffalo mozzarella salad.

1287
00:48:48,887 --> 00:48:50,138
Open sesame.

1288
00:48:50,221 --> 00:48:51,473
-Hi.
-Daisy.

1289
00:48:51,514 --> 00:48:53,141
You look amazing.

1290
00:48:54,809 --> 00:48:56,978
Looks functional
in here, doesn’t it?

1291
00:48:57,062 --> 00:48:58,063
Looks are deceiving.

1292
00:48:59,773 --> 00:49:02,609
Galley, we have guests
at the table.

1293
00:49:02,650 --> 00:49:05,612
That’s a good time
for plating, all right?

1294
00:49:05,737 --> 00:49:08,573
I’m ----ing Michael Jackson.

1295
00:49:08,615 --> 00:49:10,241
Hee-hee.

1296
00:49:10,325 --> 00:49:12,827
-Save this for the lady, yeah?
-Yes, that’s going.

1297
00:49:12,869 --> 00:49:14,204
-I’m taking?
-She’s taking that one.

1298
00:49:14,245 --> 00:49:15,705
Cheers to all of us.

1299
00:49:15,747 --> 00:49:17,040
Thanks, primary.

1300
00:49:17,123 --> 00:49:18,708
This is the Good Time Girls
Victory Tour.

1301
00:49:18,833 --> 00:49:20,085
Let’s enjoy it together.

1302
00:49:20,168 --> 00:49:21,503
What am I taking?

1303
00:49:21,586 --> 00:49:24,297
Burrata salad with marinara.

1304
00:49:24,422 --> 00:49:27,676
Pecorino romano twill
and crispy basil.

1305
00:49:27,717 --> 00:49:29,386
Oh, what is this?

1306
00:49:29,427 --> 00:49:30,887
Well, hello.

1307
00:49:30,970 --> 00:49:34,099
Here you have burrata
with a pecorino twill

1308
00:49:34,140 --> 00:49:35,725
and a crispy basil leaf.

1309
00:49:35,809 --> 00:49:37,769
-Yummy.
-Delicious, wonderful.

1310
00:49:37,852 --> 00:49:38,895
Thank you so much.

1311
00:49:38,937 --> 00:49:40,146
Is Mary here?

1312
00:49:40,188 --> 00:49:42,357
Mary went to the
restroom for a minute.

1313
00:49:42,399 --> 00:49:45,360
We’re missing Angie and
Mary’s commentary.

1314
00:49:45,443 --> 00:49:46,361
Oh, my God, the chef.

1315
00:49:46,486 --> 00:49:47,946
He gets down.

1316
00:49:48,029 --> 00:49:49,155
Put some lemon juice
in there, please.

1317
00:49:49,197 --> 00:49:50,740
The next course,
give me five minutes.

1318
00:49:50,865 --> 00:49:53,743
Let me do it, because
I can’t have any [bleep]-ups

1319
00:49:53,827 --> 00:49:55,954
at all on this one.
Yeah.

1320
00:49:56,079 --> 00:49:58,748
I do not miss Mary’s commentary.

1321
00:49:58,790 --> 00:50:00,917
Oh, dear, Britani.
We have a rule.

1322
00:50:01,001 --> 00:50:02,752
What?

1323
00:50:02,877 --> 00:50:05,171
You can only sh---talk if
they’re right in front of you.

1324
00:50:05,255 --> 00:50:07,757
You can go down to Jenna
and help her in turndowns.

1325
00:50:07,882 --> 00:50:09,634
-Okay?
-What?

1326
00:50:09,676 --> 00:50:11,219
I mean, there’s other people
at the table you’re mad at

1327
00:50:11,344 --> 00:50:12,929
that you are not
saying something about.

1328
00:50:12,971 --> 00:50:15,890
Who are you mad at?

1329
00:50:15,974 --> 00:50:18,560
She said that you
Big Sister her in her business

1330
00:50:18,685 --> 00:50:19,936
and she doesn’t
want your advice.

1331
00:50:20,061 --> 00:50:21,521
-And it’s bullsh--.
-Okay.

1332
00:50:21,646 --> 00:50:23,773
And she said that you
pretend you have seizures

1333
00:50:23,857 --> 00:50:26,192
and go to a level 100
and it’s bullsh--

1334
00:50:26,276 --> 00:50:27,402
and she doesn’t believe anything
that comes out of your mouth.

1335
00:50:29,988 --> 00:50:32,907
Drama.
Drama is in the air.

1336
00:50:32,949 --> 00:50:35,076
I’ve never had
a seizure in my life.

1337
00:50:37,620 --> 00:50:41,958
That’s a horrible thing
to say about somebody.

1338
00:50:42,042 --> 00:50:44,461
The next course is
ready, please, thank you.

1339
00:50:44,544 --> 00:50:46,046
Interior, galley, needs to know

1340
00:50:46,171 --> 00:50:47,547
whether or not
they should plate.

1341
00:50:47,672 --> 00:50:48,882
[bleep] me.

1342
00:50:48,923 --> 00:50:50,467
There are people
who do have seizures,

1343
00:50:50,592 --> 00:50:53,386
and they are very serious,
one of which was my child.

1344
00:50:53,511 --> 00:50:54,763
Oh, my God.

1345
00:50:54,888 --> 00:50:56,723
Hey, hey, hey,
I need to know now.

1346
00:50:56,848 --> 00:50:58,850
They’re fighting about seizures.
Everything’s up in the air.

1347
00:50:58,975 --> 00:51:01,519
I don’t-- really, I don’t have
an answer for you right now.

1348
00:51:01,644 --> 00:51:03,730
I find that to be
despicable.

1349
00:51:03,855 --> 00:51:05,148
-I don’t care!
-See?

1350
00:51:05,273 --> 00:51:06,358
This is what I’m talking about.

1351
00:51:06,441 --> 00:51:07,734
Here we go.
Where’s Daisy?

1352
00:51:07,817 --> 00:51:09,861
----ing hell, like,
what is going on?

1353
00:51:09,903 --> 00:51:13,281
You go from zero to...
Are you kidding me?

1354
00:51:13,365 --> 00:51:15,575
-You can stop.
-Are you serious?

1355
00:51:15,617 --> 00:51:18,495
-Oh, my God.
-[glass shatters]

1356
00:51:18,578 --> 00:51:19,996
You did not need to say that.

1357
00:51:20,121 --> 00:51:21,206
I’m in the dark here, darlings.

1358
00:51:21,247 --> 00:51:23,041
Okay, you think it’s funny?

1359
00:51:23,083 --> 00:51:25,669
Mike, there’s broken
glass on the table,

1360
00:51:25,752 --> 00:51:26,544
can you come and clear?

1361
00:51:26,586 --> 00:51:27,837
Copy.

1362
00:51:27,921 --> 00:51:29,172
-[bleep]’s sakes.
-It’s nuts.

1363
00:51:29,255 --> 00:51:31,383
Holy...

1364
00:51:31,508 --> 00:51:33,426
Oh, that’s kicking off up there.

1365
00:51:33,468 --> 00:51:35,345
Galley, the guests
are still eating.

1366
00:51:35,428 --> 00:51:37,430
If we could get a time,
that would be great.

1367
00:51:39,307 --> 00:51:41,184
I don’t know when
they’re going to stop eating.

1368
00:51:41,309 --> 00:51:43,895
It’s all kicking off.

1369
00:51:44,020 --> 00:51:45,397
This is bullsh--.

1370
00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:48,274
You might go from zero
to 100 in .2 seconds.

1371
00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:52,779
----ing insane.
Absolutely insane.

1372
00:51:52,904 --> 00:51:54,531
First meal of the first charter,

1373
00:51:54,656 --> 00:51:57,283
and the guests are already
killing each other.

1374
00:51:57,325 --> 00:51:58,660
That’s your opinion, though.

1375
00:52:01,538 --> 00:52:03,581
Service, service.

1376
00:52:03,707 --> 00:52:05,000
-Sorry.
-You’re okay.

1377
00:52:05,125 --> 00:52:08,044
These bitches are
next level delulu.

1378
00:52:08,086 --> 00:52:10,839
I am over this.

1379
00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:13,967
Don’t you ever, ever,
ever say that about me.

1380
00:52:14,092 --> 00:52:16,636
-Wow.
-Daisy, Daisy, Ben.

1381
00:52:16,720 --> 00:52:19,681
This season on
"Below Deck Down Under"...

1382
00:52:19,723 --> 00:52:21,224
[shouting]

1383
00:52:21,307 --> 00:52:23,893
First person to
jump off this marina

1384
00:52:23,977 --> 00:52:28,231
butt naked gets $1,000.

1385
00:52:28,273 --> 00:52:30,025
It’s all fun and games
until it’s not anymore.

1386
00:52:30,150 --> 00:52:33,069
There’s a pussy liner
stuck to the wall.

1387
00:52:33,111 --> 00:52:34,320
Oh, my God.

1388
00:52:36,239 --> 00:52:38,533
To making new friendships,

1389
00:52:38,575 --> 00:52:41,870
working together on board,
making memories.

1390
00:52:41,953 --> 00:52:43,371
-Do it.
-No.

1391
00:52:43,413 --> 00:52:45,457
Motorboat.

1392
00:52:47,500 --> 00:52:48,877
Bada bing, bada boom.

1393
00:52:48,918 --> 00:52:50,962
-Honk if you’re horny.
-Honk, honk.

1394
00:52:51,087 --> 00:52:53,048
-I don’t do boatmances.
-Why?

1395
00:52:53,131 --> 00:52:54,883
Probably the kind of person
I’m attracted to.

1396
00:52:54,966 --> 00:52:56,051
Absolute dickheads.

1397
00:52:56,176 --> 00:52:57,677
Yeah, I like a dickhead.

1398
00:52:59,596 --> 00:53:01,181
You guys in love or what?

1399
00:53:01,222 --> 00:53:02,390
I don’t know.

1400
00:53:02,474 --> 00:53:04,142
Eddy is on my mind.

1401
00:53:04,225 --> 00:53:06,353
But it’s nice getting
to know Ben.

1402
00:53:06,394 --> 00:53:09,606
-I like you, okay?
-You are my vibe.

1403
00:53:09,731 --> 00:53:11,733
Stay the [bleep] away
from the two of them.

1404
00:53:12,817 --> 00:53:14,277
[plates shatter]

1405
00:53:14,319 --> 00:53:15,820
Stupid, stupid.

1406
00:53:15,904 --> 00:53:18,948
I have discovered some
inabilities with my sous chef.

1407
00:53:18,990 --> 00:53:20,283
They look like sh--.

1408
00:53:20,367 --> 00:53:21,826
Oh, it’s too much.

1409
00:53:21,868 --> 00:53:23,870
Ben is a hot head in the galley.

1410
00:53:23,953 --> 00:53:25,622
Who’s calling
the ----ing shots around here?

1411
00:53:25,747 --> 00:53:27,207
I’m here to put the pressure on.

1412
00:53:27,290 --> 00:53:30,293
-Stop doing that.
-But that’s my job.

1413
00:53:30,418 --> 00:53:31,836
I wouldn’t say it’s
five-star service.

1414
00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:33,171
This is miserable.

1415
00:53:33,213 --> 00:53:34,756
The food needs to be here now.

1416
00:53:34,798 --> 00:53:36,299
They’re getting annoyed.

1417
00:53:36,341 --> 00:53:37,676
All this is is ego.

1418
00:53:37,759 --> 00:53:38,885
Well, it’s not her
----ing boat,

1419
00:53:38,927 --> 00:53:40,470
and she’s going to learn that.

1420
00:53:40,512 --> 00:53:42,722
I’m being used as an easy
target for people to go

1421
00:53:42,764 --> 00:53:44,224
why isn’t that done?
Why isn’t that done?

1422
00:53:44,349 --> 00:53:45,475
[bleep] off.

1423
00:53:45,558 --> 00:53:47,394
Get off my ----ing dick, mate.

1424
00:53:47,477 --> 00:53:49,354
Okay, you can get off the boat.
Get off the boat.

1425
00:53:49,479 --> 00:53:50,730
Get off the boat.

1426
00:53:50,772 --> 00:53:52,232
Where this got to
is not acceptable.

1427
00:53:52,273 --> 00:53:53,817
We’re trying to get a job done.

1428
00:53:53,900 --> 00:53:55,318
Ignore the small things.

1429
00:53:55,443 --> 00:53:58,238
Don’t bitch about me behind
my ----ing back.

1430
00:53:58,279 --> 00:54:00,865
We have to band together
before everything falls apart.

1431
00:54:00,907 --> 00:54:02,784
Go [bleep] yourself, asshole.

1432
00:54:02,867 --> 00:54:05,704
Now [bleep] off,
you ----ing wanker.

1433
00:54:09,624 --> 00:54:10,959
We’re the ----ing best.

1434
00:54:11,084 --> 00:54:14,295
We’re the tits on
a stick, doll.
