1
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Sorry.

2
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- Todd!
-Jaclyn!

3
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Hi.

4
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Impressive !

5
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All that.

6
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What are you doing here?

7
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It's funny to see you here.

8
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I thought you had
an apartment in town.

9
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We bought a house around the corner.

10
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For schools.

11
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Do you remember Gia?

12
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Yes. The last time I saw her,
his face was in your crotch.

13
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- Congratulations on the wedding.
- THANKS.

14
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- That's nice.
- THANKS. I'm a dad.

15
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Yes. How did it happen?
Finally, I know how.

16
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You always said
that you didn't want children

17
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- when we were married.
- Yes.

18
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I was wrong.

19
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It's great.

20
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He's a great father.

21
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Happy for you.

22
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THANKS. I am...

23
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We are very happy.

24
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- I enjoy life.
- Yes, me too.

25
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Yes. All right.

26
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- We're going to go.
- All right.

27
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- We're going to plant this.
- Yes.

28
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- It was...
- Deep.

29
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- It was great to...
- Oh.

30
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- Yes.
- Let's not suffocate the baby.

31
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Great.

32
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Great to see you.

33
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- I can help you ?
- Yes.

34
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I have a plant.

35
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A dwarf mandarin tree
which I bought here a year ago.

36
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It does not bear fruit.

37
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I tried everything, even a tutor.

38
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It grows well.
These leaves are beautiful.

39
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But you see?
Something happened to him.

40
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An illness?

41
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Trauma?

42
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Is he going to die?

43
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No, it will continue to grow.

44
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But will not bear fruit.

45
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It was supposed to be me.

46
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- Do you see?
- Yes.

47
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He said: "Children we
will change. I love us.”

48
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Guys suck.

49
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I thought he would change
when you had children,

50
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when my brother
and his cousins got some...

51
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I waited, and then...

52
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It's just that he didn't want
no children with me.

53
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I know. It's probably
no time to say:

54
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"I told you so", but it's been 15 years

55
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that I tell you the same thing.

56
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I wasted all
my eggs for this asshole.

57
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-And I will never be a mother.
- No.

58
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- I will never be a mother.
- Yes, you will be.

59
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You need to get back in the saddle.

60
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I'm already there.

61
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All good guys are married
or don't want children.

62
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Or the old people already have
children and don't want them anymore.

63
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Young people want
just a good mother to fuck.

64
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Except I'm not a mother.

65
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I want...

66
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skip the date part
and just become a mom.

67
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No, don't skip the date part.

68
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This is the time when you have fun in bed.

69
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Afterwards, it's scheduled sex
once a week.

70
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And foreplay is when
he brushes his teeth. It's me.

71
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My mother was great,

72
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she gave me the impression
that I could do anything.

73
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That I was perfect.

74
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I want to do this for a little one.

75
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I want to be that mother to someone.

76
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Why are you freaking out? You don't need
of a husband to have a baby.

77
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It's true. You could adopt.

78
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But adoption is expensive.

79
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I have friends who have it
done and it cost $40,000.

80
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Damn.

81
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I wasn't talking about adoption.

82
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Artificial insemination is worse.

83
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Mike and Lydia have done six IVFs

84
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at $25,000 per unit.

85
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Damn.

86
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No need to buy it.

87
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Go fishing.

88
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- How ?
- What ?

89
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You know, pecho.

90
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It's called "stealing sperm."

91
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It's not stealing if they give it away for free.

92
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The condoms crack.

93
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Accidents happen.

94
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Especially if we plan them.

95
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No, it's crazy.
We can't do that.

96
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Finally, if...

97
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No. It's bad.

98
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Is it bad?

99
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I mean...

100
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It could work.

101
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- Yes.
- It might work.

102
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What is happening?

103
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I think you are the devil,
but it's not a bad idea.

104
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If you think what I think,
This is the worst idea.

105
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It's the best of the worst ideas.

106
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He won't know. I'm not going to call him.

107
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- You won't tell him.
- I won't call.

108
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Most guys don't call me back.

109
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This time it will be good
that he doesn't call back.

110
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He sleeps with you and you have a baby.

111
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Win-win.

112
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You're forgetting something.

113
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- Yes.
- What ?

114
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What if he is infertile?

115
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- We will have a plan B.
- And C and D.

116
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The fallopian tubes must be flooded.

117
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- Yes.
- An orgy?

118
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Like having three
one night stands in one night.

119
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My God.

120
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No, I can't do that.

121
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This is madness.

122
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I don't want to fuck
a stranger to have a baby.

123
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That's why I avoid
the sperm bank.

124
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And what's more, it's too expensive.

125
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I want the father of my child
be a good person.

126
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- Do you see?
- Someone nice.

127
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- Ideally artistic and intelligent.
- Yes.

128
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- With a sense of humor.
- All right.

129
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What am I saying?

130
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I will freeze my eggs
while waiting for the ideal man.

131
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I have an idea.

132
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What if we found it for you?

133
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{\an8}SIX WEEKS LATER

134
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Are there nuts in it?

135
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I can put some on. Would you like it?

136
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- What ?
- I can put it wherever you want.

137
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It's okay, honey, stop.

138
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We have guests.

139
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Mom has the kids, so we'll have time
for your birthday present.

140
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- Don't get too high.
- No.

141
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I have an idea.

142
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What if we sent back
all these puppets at home?

143
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What do you say?

144
00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:11,867
Our best friends?
Is that what puppets are?

145
00:08:14,077 --> 00:08:15,704
And her? This clown?

146
00:08:15,704 --> 00:08:18,665
- I don't know her.
- She's Jackie's colleague.

147
00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:20,584
- The lesbian?
- Yes.

148
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Yes.

149
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- What is she doing here?
- It's Jackie's guest.

150
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- They are...?
- No.

151
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- Why is Jackie here?
- She's part of the family.

152
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Really ?

153
00:08:35,349 --> 00:08:39,478
I thought we'd take a break Jackie

154
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after Thanksgiving.

155
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She had just learned
that Todd was going to remarry.

156
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- I know.
- Very recent.

157
00:08:45,484 --> 00:08:49,446
Believe me, I sympathized with her.

158
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But she talked about blowjobs
to our six year old daughter.

159
00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:53,283
- She...
- All about pipes?

160
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- She didn't hear.
- From start to finish.

161
00:08:55,410 --> 00:08:56,828
She didn't...

162
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From start to finish.

163
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- It's not our place to talk about it.
- You know what?

164
00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:04,753
- That's the Internet's job.
- She will be discreet.

165
00:09:14,805 --> 00:09:15,847
I can do it.

166
00:09:16,390 --> 00:09:17,891
It's just sex.

167
00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:20,894
I can do it.
I can definitely do it.

168
00:09:23,021 --> 00:09:26,733
The table is superb.
Why are the desserts there?

169
00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:33,365
- Do you have everything you need?
- Yes, thank you.

170
00:09:33,865 --> 00:09:35,826
- Hi.
- What is this playlist?

171
00:09:35,826 --> 00:09:38,453
- Geoff's favorite songs.
- My God.

172
00:09:42,958 --> 00:09:45,085
- No, I can't.
- Jaclyn, no.

173
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Stop.

174
00:09:46,378 --> 00:09:49,548
On paper it looked great,

175
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but now
that I'm here, I can't.

176
00:09:52,426 --> 00:09:54,803
- I agree.
- I can't.

177
00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:58,473
Don't leave me alone.
Another conversation about the stock market

178
00:09:58,473 --> 00:10:00,684
and I'm going to kill someone.

179
00:10:00,684 --> 00:10:02,853
- What's going on?
- She changes her mind.

180
00:10:02,853 --> 00:10:04,896
- You can't walk away.
- Yes.

181
00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:06,148
This is madness.

182
00:10:06,148 --> 00:10:07,983
Yes, it's crazy.

183
00:10:07,983 --> 00:10:10,152
Like Uber Eats and the standing desk.

184
00:10:10,152 --> 00:10:12,738
Madness can be awesome. Pretty dress.

185
00:10:12,738 --> 00:10:16,033
- Isn't that too much?
- It's perfect.

186
00:10:16,033 --> 00:10:17,200
- No.
- What ?

187
00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:18,869
I was going to return it.

188
00:10:18,869 --> 00:10:20,370
Oops, sorry.

189
00:10:20,871 --> 00:10:24,082
- $450?
- Yes. Do you understand?

190
00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:28,086
This dress is not me.
Sleeping with three guys is not me.

191
00:10:28,587 --> 00:10:31,548
It's not you. It's clear.

192
00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:35,052
Do you want a child like that? No.
But it's your only option.

193
00:10:35,052 --> 00:10:37,054
It's up to you.

194
00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:42,184
Promise me
that they won't be able to find me afterwards.

195
00:10:42,184 --> 00:10:45,645
Just be careful that no one
don't find out what you're doing tonight.

196
00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:48,023
Because I will report you

197
00:10:48,023 --> 00:10:51,276
if Geoff finds out I participated.

198
00:10:52,611 --> 00:10:54,571
Jackie, good to see you again.

199
00:10:54,571 --> 00:10:55,655
Yes, me too.

200
00:10:56,198 --> 00:10:58,158
Happy birthday. It's a book.

201
00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:00,035
Not a canoe?

202
00:11:01,703 --> 00:11:03,830
It's signed in your name.

203
00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:05,123
- Oh, thank you.
- Yes.

204
00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:06,750
Isn't it Lent?

205
00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:09,419
Didn't you give up sugar last year?

206
00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:11,421
What are you giving up this year?

207
00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:13,757
I give up everything.

208
00:11:16,134 --> 00:11:18,220
- All right.
- He is 45 years old.

209
00:11:18,220 --> 00:11:20,889
- What's happening to me?
- So many things.

210
00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:21,973
Total gloom.

211
00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:23,892
Give me that.

212
00:11:23,892 --> 00:11:25,185
Here, hang this.

213
00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:27,312
Oh my God. Yes, with pleasure.

214
00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:28,605
My pleasure.

215
00:11:30,732 --> 00:11:31,733
Is he okay?

216
00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:33,026
Yes.

217
00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:35,362
The men of his family
all died before the age of 88.

218
00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:37,948
He believes he is in decline.

219
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,411
You said it would be
a big party.

220
00:11:42,411 --> 00:11:44,996
Geoff doesn't have enough friends

221
00:11:44,996 --> 00:11:47,040
to make it a big party.

222
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,168
Someone will notice.

223
00:11:50,919 --> 00:11:55,507
Too late,
number one giver is ready to pee.

224
00:11:55,507 --> 00:11:56,675
Are you ready?

225
00:11:56,675 --> 00:12:00,220
My ovulation app
says it's time.

226
00:12:00,762 --> 00:12:02,681
Enjoy the present moment.

227
00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:19,948
{\an8}MJ, 33 YEARS OLD. LOVE ESCAPE ROOMS
AND THE BIRDS.

228
00:12:19,948 --> 00:12:22,868
- Hi.
- I'm MJ. How are you ?

229
00:12:24,119 --> 00:12:26,163
Did you know it was a birthday?

230
00:12:26,163 --> 00:12:28,081
Yes, I knew that.

231
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,249
All right.

232
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,084
I don't know what I'm doing here.

233
00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:33,420
I don't really know Amandine.

234
00:12:34,129 --> 00:12:35,714
Well, not at all.

235
00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:39,050
We can be friends.

236
00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:40,635
THANKS.

237
00:12:41,845 --> 00:12:43,513
Friends with benefits.

238
00:12:47,559 --> 00:12:48,852
So, MJ.

239
00:12:49,728 --> 00:12:53,231
- Isn't that the nickname for Mary Jane?
- No.

240
00:12:53,231 --> 00:12:54,441
I would like that.

241
00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:57,527
Actually, no.

242
00:12:57,527 --> 00:12:58,695
- No.
- No.

243
00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:02,032
MJ, this is Morris Jerusalem.

244
00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:04,493
Morris is my mother's grandfather's name.

245
00:13:04,493 --> 00:13:07,287
and Jerusalem is the city
where I was conceived.

246
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,623
- It's pretty.
- Thank God,

247
00:13:09,623 --> 00:13:13,835
I wasn’t conceived anywhere else.
It could have been worse.

248
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:17,797
- Guys.
- Hi.

249
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,591
Do you want to taste? It's good.

250
00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:22,427
No, thank you. I'm taking an Uber later.

251
00:13:22,427 --> 00:13:25,680
I like to have a clear mind
in a car with a stranger.

252
00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:29,226
All right. So it's up to you to taste.

253
00:13:30,519 --> 00:13:31,520
It's a Syrah.

254
00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:32,604
Go ahead, taste it.

255
00:13:33,230 --> 00:13:34,606
Tell me what you think.

256
00:13:36,233 --> 00:13:37,359
- Not bad, huh?
- Yes.

257
00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:41,112
It almost makes up for it
the name Que Syrah Syrah.

258
00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:46,284
My ex-wife was the manager
sales of the property.

259
00:13:46,284 --> 00:13:48,995
She left with the sommelier.

260
00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:53,083
The fucking wine guy.
She left with him.

261
00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:54,626
- I see.
- Yes.

262
00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:56,586
- Should I spit it out?
- Please.

263
00:13:56,586 --> 00:13:57,963
It would do me good.

264
00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:01,383
- My name is Armin.
- Hi.

265
00:14:01,383 --> 00:14:03,093
You are Molly's friend,

266
00:14:03,093 --> 00:14:05,554
who works
for Jennifer Aniston's association?

267
00:14:05,554 --> 00:14:08,223
I made the silhouette
cardboard for you.

268
00:14:08,223 --> 00:14:12,435
Yes, my company manufactures
cardboard silhouettes

269
00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:16,147
which decorate cinemas.

270
00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:17,357
It's cool.

271
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:20,485
Yes. Do you also know Amandine?

272
00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:22,737
She's a colleague.

273
00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:27,117
She doesn't know where I live and...

274
00:14:27,117 --> 00:14:32,706
I don't even work there anymore.
I'm moving to another city.

275
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:36,835
Jennifer Aniston must be
a horrible boss.

276
00:14:36,835 --> 00:14:38,753
- Noted.
- No, she's great.

277
00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:43,300
It's just that I had
need change.

278
00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:46,219
It's very healthy to change things.

279
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:49,931
Geoff and I... most of the guys here,
we had a start-up.

280
00:14:49,931 --> 00:14:51,558
Not like Amazon,

281
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:54,060
{\an8}but I sold it.

282
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,228
{\an8}Now I do what I want.

283
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:56,813
{\an8}If you love me, don't fuck Armin

284
00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:57,897
{\an8}That's good.

285
00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:01,776
{\an8}Yes, it's really cool.
I invested in GameStop

286
00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:03,820
{\an8}and I won $3,700.

287
00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:05,363
If you hit it and then ignore it,

288
00:15:05,363 --> 00:15:07,198
{\an8}he will blame Geoff,
they will no longer see each other.

289
00:15:07,198 --> 00:15:08,408
{\an8}It's like saying...

290
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,660
{\an8}Now I have free time,
I travel, it’s great.

291
00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:13,538
{\an8}I love Geoff but if I have to pass
no more time with him, I'm going to kill him.

292
00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:15,415
{\an8}Yes, for sure, start-ups.

293
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,584
{\an8}- What are you waiting for?
- They know where I work

294
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:21,212
{\an8}I was coding non-stop and drinking
energy drinks.

295
00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:22,297
{\an8}I'll take care of it.

296
00:15:22,297 --> 00:15:24,633
{\an8}- Now I'm trying to see...
- Sorry.

297
00:15:24,633 --> 00:15:27,594
My mother broke her hip.

298
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,054
{\an8}Eggplant in the pussy. Meow.

299
00:15:29,054 --> 00:15:31,014
{\an8}- Oh, my God.
- I have to manage my brothers.

300
00:15:31,014 --> 00:15:33,058
{\an8}To know if we should
take it with us.

301
00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:36,645
- Tell me if you need help.
- No. It's done.

302
00:15:36,645 --> 00:15:38,813
- GOOD.
- Sorry, you said?

303
00:15:38,813 --> 00:15:41,399
- I love traveling.
- I'm afraid of planes.

304
00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:42,692
I have time.

305
00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:43,902
It will deflate.

306
00:15:43,902 --> 00:15:48,406
I have the impression
that you didn't want her to do it.

307
00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:49,866
This is not true.

308
00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:52,410
But it's hard to find

309
00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:56,581
a healthy single guy in the suburbs.
I don't want to disappoint them.

310
00:15:58,083 --> 00:16:00,960
Maybe I told them I had

311
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:05,382
a friend who needed
of a renewed confidence.

312
00:16:05,382 --> 00:16:07,926
You don't care about your guy friends anymore

313
00:16:07,926 --> 00:16:11,346
- what about your best friend?
- Let's say it's a win-win.

314
00:16:11,846 --> 00:16:13,682
Why not have a plan B?

315
00:16:13,682 --> 00:16:17,977
I have a plan B. I have a plan C.
The plan is a BB.

316
00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:19,562
It's what ?

317
00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:23,733
- It's what ?
- Ecsta.

318
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:27,112
- I don't...
- A hallucinogen.

319
00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:29,030
- I...
- E.

320
00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:31,574
- I don't understand.
- Ecstasy.

321
00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:33,576
- I know.
- Ecstasy.

322
00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:36,413
- Just enough to get the action going.
- All right.

323
00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:41,334
Donor number three.
The widowed French teacher.

324
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:42,460
All right.

325
00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:45,130
My friend is getting pregnant tonight.

326
00:16:50,093 --> 00:16:51,636
One more, please.

327
00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:54,264
My God.
I thought you were a waitress.

328
00:16:54,889 --> 00:16:56,474
I'm sorry.

329
00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:59,269
Behind the table, beautiful suit.

330
00:16:59,269 --> 00:17:00,979
I can take it off.

331
00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:03,106
It's good.

332
00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:07,444
Again, again.

333
00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:09,696
I like this one.

334
00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:15,535
It's floral, complex,

335
00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:18,163
with mushrooms.

336
00:17:19,581 --> 00:17:20,790
Like a vagina?

337
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,419
It's a little different.

338
00:17:25,003 --> 00:17:27,630
It's very pleasant in the mouth.

339
00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:30,300
I can decant it.

340
00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:31,384
Let him breathe.

341
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:36,389
Amandine.

342
00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:37,932
Barbara!

343
00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:39,768
It's a pretty first name.

344
00:17:40,351 --> 00:17:42,479
Not mine. I hate my name.

345
00:17:42,479 --> 00:17:45,482
Listen. Give me your number

346
00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:49,194
and I'll call you whenever you want.

347
00:17:54,324 --> 00:17:55,325
Shit.

348
00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:59,120
Goeff. Do you have a minute?

349
00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:02,874
- Hi.
- Hello, are you okay?

350
00:18:02,874 --> 00:18:04,375
How are you ?

351
00:18:05,502 --> 00:18:09,172
- Were you flirting with my sister?
- Is that a real question?

352
00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:12,550
Yes. Yes.

353
00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:19,933
It's just that she just lived
a difficult divorce.

354
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:23,645
You want me to sleep with your sister.
That's nice.

355
00:18:23,645 --> 00:18:26,523
No.

356
00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:29,984
No, I'm just worried.
You know, she's very...

357
00:18:31,903 --> 00:18:33,112
She is not a lesbian.

358
00:18:33,863 --> 00:18:36,282
Are you sure?

359
00:18:39,911 --> 00:18:43,331
You don't want to flirt
my sister on my birthday?

360
00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:44,624
That would bother me.

361
00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:48,878
But I won't do it.
This will be my gift.

362
00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:50,588
Thank you so much.

363
00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:52,131
- Happy birthday.
- Yes.

364
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,716
- I will cherish it.
- You should.

365
00:18:53,716 --> 00:18:55,718
- Have fun.
- You too.

366
00:18:55,718 --> 00:18:56,803
Not so much.

367
00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:08,273
Shit. Shit. Shit.

368
00:19:08,273 --> 00:19:10,024
Nobody warned me.

369
00:19:10,024 --> 00:19:11,776
I have to go there every ten minutes.

370
00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:14,696
It can be treated with a laser.
It will close everything.

371
00:19:14,696 --> 00:19:16,364
It's called a mommy makeover.

372
00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:19,492
They use a laser
and it tightens everything.

373
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:23,121
We went from basset hound to Chihuahua.
It's worth it.

374
00:19:23,121 --> 00:19:25,290
Stop.

375
00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:27,292
- It's true.
- All right.

376
00:19:28,459 --> 00:19:29,502
Do you have children?

377
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,170
No.

378
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,923
- A husband?
- Not anymore.

379
00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:37,677
Walk away. It might tempt you.

380
00:19:38,469 --> 00:19:40,388
I'm not kidding.

381
00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:43,892
My friends started to have
children, so I wanted them.

382
00:19:43,892 --> 00:19:47,854
Her friends will disappear
once she has her baby.

383
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,647
She will make other friends.

384
00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:51,649
The parents of the child's friends.

385
00:19:51,649 --> 00:19:53,818
She will think she has
other interests.

386
00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:56,195
But these are the interests of children.

387
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:59,324
And when the kids go off to college,
poof, finished.

388
00:19:59,324 --> 00:20:02,619
All these people with whom
she spent time,

389
00:20:02,619 --> 00:20:05,288
she realizes she has nothing
in common with them.

390
00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:10,335
And she will realize
that her husband works too late.

391
00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:15,089
She will inject herself with Botox,
will have her breasts done.

392
00:20:15,089 --> 00:20:16,466
A mom makeover?

393
00:20:16,466 --> 00:20:17,884
Exactly.

394
00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:20,553
To find what she looked like

395
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:23,806
before the children stole his life.

396
00:20:24,515 --> 00:20:27,226
Instead,
she'll look like she's overdoing it.

397
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,437
And he will leave her
for a 20 year old girl.

398
00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:33,608
- Who likes to give blowjobs?
- Fucking blowjobs.

399
00:20:35,526 --> 00:20:37,570
She thought it would fill her life

400
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,322
- to have a baby.
- Oh, no.

401
00:20:39,322 --> 00:20:42,116
There are traces of lipstick
from Molly.

402
00:20:42,116 --> 00:20:43,952
I think it's your shade.

403
00:20:43,952 --> 00:20:46,204
- THANKS.
- You don't regret

404
00:20:46,204 --> 00:20:47,914
to have had children, yes?

405
00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:49,540
Oh, no. My God, no.

406
00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:51,417
They are the loves of my life.

407
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:54,295
I hate my ex,
but I will always be his

408
00:20:54,295 --> 00:20:56,172
grateful for giving me my babies.

409
00:20:57,048 --> 00:20:59,884
Listen. Don't listen to me.

410
00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:01,386
I just need to fuck.

411
00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:05,556
All right. We grant your wishes.

412
00:21:06,391 --> 00:21:07,558
On this...

413
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:10,645
I'm ready.

414
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:12,730
Do you go diving?

415
00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:15,066
No, I never go into the ocean.

416
00:21:15,066 --> 00:21:16,818
What am I saying?

417
00:21:16,818 --> 00:21:19,737
Tell him your pussy is wet.
They love it.

418
00:21:19,737 --> 00:21:21,239
I hate this word.

419
00:21:21,739 --> 00:21:22,949
Cat ?

420
00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:24,033
Yes.

421
00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:25,326
What do you say?

422
00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:27,203
Nothing.

423
00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:29,664
When you told Todd to...

424
00:21:30,540 --> 00:21:32,667
We didn't talk during.

425
00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:36,254
Nor before.

426
00:21:37,338 --> 00:21:38,339
Nor after.

427
00:21:39,048 --> 00:21:40,383
My God.

428
00:21:40,883 --> 00:21:45,722
Tonight you're going to say
dirty stuff like a porn star.

429
00:21:45,722 --> 00:21:47,473
Be disgusting.

430
00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:49,350
But it's not my style.

431
00:21:50,018 --> 00:21:53,479
I know, but tonight,
you are not you. All right ?

432
00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:56,733
You are not the Jaclyn
who likes public radio, the market

433
00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:58,151
and avocado toast.

434
00:21:58,151 --> 00:22:01,654
You're going to be different.
Like on OnlyFans, Jacklina.

435
00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:03,531
You're going to be a slut tonight.

436
00:22:03,531 --> 00:22:05,950
- Yes. All right.
- You're a slut.

437
00:22:05,950 --> 00:22:09,245
- Well.
- Bitch.

438
00:22:09,245 --> 00:22:10,371
- Really ?
- Yes.

439
00:22:10,371 --> 00:22:12,832
- Hi.
- Have you ever gone swimming?

440
00:22:13,207 --> 00:22:14,333
{\an8}WHO? ME ?

441
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:15,418
Do you like surfing?

442
00:22:15,918 --> 00:22:17,837
No, I would never surf.

443
00:22:18,546 --> 00:22:19,547
{\an8}SHOULD I CALL A CAR?

444
00:22:19,547 --> 00:22:21,382
{\an8}So you would never do it?

445
00:22:21,382 --> 00:22:24,177
- No, I'm afraid of sharks.
- Sharks you should

446
00:22:24,177 --> 00:22:26,387
{\an8}to be afraid are on the east coast.

447
00:22:26,387 --> 00:22:28,431
{\an8}WAS SOMEONE KILLED?

448
00:22:28,431 --> 00:22:30,641
- West Coast Sharks...
- Wait.

449
00:22:30,641 --> 00:22:32,769
{\an8}... are nice. You have to try.

450
00:22:32,769 --> 00:22:33,895
{\an8}THEY BLEED?

451
00:22:34,395 --> 00:22:35,646
Geoff is there.

452
00:22:35,646 --> 00:22:37,356
- Geoff?
- I'm Sofia.

453
00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:39,233
- Excuse me.
- All right.

454
00:22:39,233 --> 00:22:40,610
- Trouble?
- No.

455
00:22:40,610 --> 00:22:41,694
All right.

456
00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:50,411
- I need a drink.
- Your drink is here.

457
00:22:54,332 --> 00:22:58,127
Oh, no, ecstasy.
There's ecsta in it. You drank it all.

458
00:22:58,127 --> 00:23:00,338
There's nothing left.

459
00:23:00,838 --> 00:23:02,298
It's in your body.

460
00:23:07,637 --> 00:23:09,222
- All right.
- All right.

461
00:23:10,264 --> 00:23:12,350
- I am here.
- What ?

462
00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:14,811
No need for that.

463
00:23:15,686 --> 00:23:17,688
- Yes.
- Yes. So...

464
00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:22,235
It's...

465
00:23:22,944 --> 00:23:24,487
It's super firm.

466
00:23:24,487 --> 00:23:25,738
THANKS.

467
00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:27,073
Do you do Pilates?

468
00:23:27,073 --> 00:23:28,574
- Yes.
- Yes.

469
00:23:28,574 --> 00:23:31,202
- It shows.
- You can touch if you want.

470
00:23:32,203 --> 00:23:34,622
- Yes, I want to.
- All right.

471
00:23:35,623 --> 00:23:36,624
Alright.

472
00:23:37,959 --> 00:23:41,170
Are you sure you want me to do it?

473
00:23:41,170 --> 00:23:44,382
I was very clear.

474
00:23:44,382 --> 00:23:47,009
Yes. I want you to do it.

475
00:23:47,635 --> 00:23:50,471
- All right. Great.
- Yes ? All right.

476
00:23:50,471 --> 00:23:52,223
- I'll be there.
- All right.

477
00:23:52,223 --> 00:23:54,934
Wait, I don't have a condom.

478
00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:59,188
- When I go out, I...
- I'm prepared.

479
00:23:59,188 --> 00:24:00,273
So.

480
00:24:01,357 --> 00:24:04,735
- Do you have a medium?
- Hold.

481
00:24:04,735 --> 00:24:07,780
All right.
We should get in the mood.

482
00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:11,033
- I have Spotify Premium. No advertising.
- No need.

483
00:24:11,033 --> 00:24:12,535
I can put on a playlist.

484
00:24:12,535 --> 00:24:17,456
Wait, I've never done that.
No, I've already had sex.

485
00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:20,418
- Yes. Great.
- But not with people around.

486
00:24:20,418 --> 00:24:22,795
- It's just us.
- That's not true.

487
00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:25,006
In fact, when I was in college,

488
00:24:25,006 --> 00:24:26,883
I went camping with my girlfriend.

489
00:24:26,883 --> 00:24:28,926
- It was consensual.
- All right.

490
00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:30,970
And...

491
00:24:33,431 --> 00:24:35,141
There was a tent next to it.

492
00:24:35,141 --> 00:24:37,268
They were making love loudly.

493
00:24:37,268 --> 00:24:41,564
Say porn star stuff.

494
00:24:41,564 --> 00:24:44,275
- They were having fun.
- I'm going to kill them.

495
00:24:44,275 --> 00:24:46,027
- They ruined our lives.
- Cat.

496
00:24:46,027 --> 00:24:48,613
I want you to fuck my pussy.

497
00:24:50,198 --> 00:24:51,199
Pardon ?

498
00:24:51,699 --> 00:24:55,411
Tell me how you're going to fuck my pussy.

499
00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:57,205
- Yes.
- All right.

500
00:24:57,830 --> 00:25:03,711
I will use my penis to strangle her

501
00:25:03,711 --> 00:25:06,589
- until she dies.
- Yes.

502
00:25:07,465 --> 00:25:09,967
No, it's weird. Sorry.

503
00:25:09,967 --> 00:25:12,511
- Sorry.
- I don't talk like that.

504
00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:16,098
I just thought what to say
naughty things would turn you on.

505
00:25:16,098 --> 00:25:22,897
I don't know what to do to turn you on.
I don't know how to do it.

506
00:25:22,897 --> 00:25:24,106
Are you kidding?

507
00:25:25,399 --> 00:25:29,612
You ? You don't need
ploys to excite me.

508
00:25:29,612 --> 00:25:34,617
Honestly, I just want to kiss you,
if you agree.

509
00:25:35,409 --> 00:25:37,203
- All right. Yes.
- Yes ?

510
00:25:38,162 --> 00:25:40,957
Yes. I would love to.

511
00:25:54,595 --> 00:25:57,556
- Hi. How are you ?
- Hi.

512
00:25:57,556 --> 00:26:00,142
- Do you have everything you need?
- Thank you

513
00:26:00,142 --> 00:26:04,188
- Have fun.
- THANKS.

514
00:26:04,188 --> 00:26:06,983
My God. Baby.

515
00:26:08,109 --> 00:26:10,111
You look good together.

516
00:26:10,111 --> 00:26:12,321
Such a beautiful couple.

517
00:26:13,155 --> 00:26:15,366
Spend the night here if you want.

518
00:26:15,366 --> 00:26:17,410
- Can I talk to you?
- Yes.

519
00:26:17,410 --> 00:26:18,953
Come over here.

520
00:26:20,663 --> 00:26:23,374
- How do you feel?
- I feel great.

521
00:26:23,374 --> 00:26:25,251
I love these people.

522
00:26:25,251 --> 00:26:28,671
- They are good people.
- Yes.

523
00:26:28,671 --> 00:26:31,882
I had forgotten.
Dealer number three canceled.

524
00:26:31,882 --> 00:26:34,093
Who will fill in the empty box?

525
00:26:34,719 --> 00:26:36,846
Empty like a vagina.

526
00:26:38,514 --> 00:26:40,474
- Very funny.
- Like her vagina.

527
00:26:41,309 --> 00:26:44,645
I know a guy. But you have to sit down.

528
00:26:44,645 --> 00:26:49,859
You are a great friend.
We should do things together.

529
00:26:49,859 --> 00:26:52,695
We don't have to
to always be all three.

530
00:26:52,695 --> 00:26:56,073
- Call me.
- Yes. And you're so pretty.

531
00:26:56,073 --> 00:26:57,992
- I never told you that.
- THANKS.

532
00:26:57,992 --> 00:27:00,411
- I won't.
- You have no interest.

533
00:27:00,411 --> 00:27:03,414
I know I shouldn't.
It's not good.

534
00:27:03,414 --> 00:27:06,292
- GOOD.
- Do you want to touch my hair?

535
00:27:06,292 --> 00:27:12,631
My hair is very soft.
My conditioner costs $125.

536
00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:14,967
- It's expensive.
- It's stupid.

537
00:27:14,967 --> 00:27:17,595
It's magnificent.
I'm going to call my guy.

538
00:27:17,595 --> 00:27:19,263
- Sit down, okay?
- Okay.

539
00:27:19,263 --> 00:27:22,058
Don't do too much.

540
00:27:22,058 --> 00:27:24,393
I'm going to sit in my super chair.

541
00:27:24,393 --> 00:27:25,561
- Lie down.
- Soft.

542
00:27:25,561 --> 00:27:28,689
- Where is the restroom ?
- It's right there.

543
00:27:28,689 --> 00:27:30,816
- All right.
- Your breasts have grown.

544
00:27:30,816 --> 00:27:34,070
Does it hurt? It will come.
When you start breastfeeding.

545
00:27:34,070 --> 00:27:35,363
Are you going to breastfeed?

546
00:27:35,363 --> 00:27:37,740
I loved breastfeeding.

547
00:27:37,740 --> 00:27:41,035
But it hurts when it's irritated.

548
00:27:41,035 --> 00:27:43,329
I had horrible mastitis,

549
00:27:43,329 --> 00:27:47,583
Geoff had to put a compress on me
and milk me like a cow.

550
00:27:47,583 --> 00:27:49,835
That's a lot of detail.

551
00:27:50,628 --> 00:27:52,963
- How are you ?
- They're better.

552
00:27:52,963 --> 00:27:54,757
But thanks for asking.

553
00:27:55,299 --> 00:27:58,260
- The toilets are there.
- Right there. Yes.

554
00:27:58,260 --> 00:28:01,013
- THANKS.
- Breastfeeding is the best.

555
00:28:11,607 --> 00:28:14,318
- Is anyone there?
- I'm almost done.

556
00:28:14,944 --> 00:28:17,071
- I'm almost done.
- All right.

557
00:28:17,071 --> 00:28:19,448
Pregnant woman has to pee.

558
00:28:21,242 --> 00:28:23,619
I have irritable bowel syndrome.

559
00:28:28,165 --> 00:28:29,834
I'll find another one.

560
00:28:30,626 --> 00:28:31,836
Good luck.

561
00:28:40,636 --> 00:28:43,389
- It was nice.
- Yes.

562
00:28:43,389 --> 00:28:44,640
It was nice.

563
00:28:47,393 --> 00:28:49,979
- Oh, no.
- What ?

564
00:28:50,813 --> 00:28:51,981
The condom broke.

565
00:28:53,816 --> 00:28:54,817
Oh, no.

566
00:28:55,693 --> 00:28:56,986
I'm sorry.

567
00:28:56,986 --> 00:29:00,739
- I don't know how it happened.
- Maybe you have some

568
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:03,367
one too big, and it burst.

569
00:29:04,493 --> 00:29:06,871
It's the sweetest thing
that anyone ever told me.

570
00:29:07,663 --> 00:29:11,041
I'm on the pill, it was just...

571
00:29:11,041 --> 00:29:13,294
In case of STD.

572
00:29:13,294 --> 00:29:16,881
Don't worry. I'm clean.
I donate blood all the time.

573
00:29:16,881 --> 00:29:18,632
I'm a regular.

574
00:29:19,216 --> 00:29:20,926
- What ?
- Yes.

575
00:29:20,926 --> 00:29:23,220
I have a blood disease.

576
00:29:24,388 --> 00:29:27,308
Are you hemophiliac?

577
00:29:27,308 --> 00:29:30,352
No. I bruise easily.

578
00:29:30,352 --> 00:29:32,646
Up there. See?

579
00:29:32,646 --> 00:29:35,691
A collision with a shopping cart.

580
00:29:35,691 --> 00:29:37,443
- Oh, yes.
- Thank God.

581
00:29:37,443 --> 00:29:38,694
- Oh, yes.
- For you.

582
00:29:38,694 --> 00:29:41,280
Yes. It's quite funny, actually.

583
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:44,700
Social services called
my parents all the time.

584
00:29:48,245 --> 00:29:50,247
You go first, I'll go later,

585
00:29:50,247 --> 00:29:52,917
so as not to attract attention.

586
00:29:58,005 --> 00:29:59,423
- NOW ?
- Yes.

587
00:29:59,423 --> 00:30:01,175
- All right.
- Yes.

588
00:30:07,806 --> 00:30:09,975
It's me, Amandine.

589
00:30:19,777 --> 00:30:20,986
I use gravity.

590
00:30:20,986 --> 00:30:24,031
Thank you for finding it.
He was good.

591
00:30:24,031 --> 00:30:27,117
- Did you know he had an illness?
- DNA analysis

592
00:30:27,117 --> 00:30:28,744
was not on the list.

593
00:30:29,411 --> 00:30:31,997
Dealer number three canceled.

594
00:30:31,997 --> 00:30:35,209
The French teacher? He looked good.

595
00:30:35,209 --> 00:30:39,213
Furthermore, there may be
a little problem with Molly.

596
00:30:39,213 --> 00:30:41,549
- Is she drunk?
- I wouldn't say that.

597
00:30:41,549 --> 00:30:44,260
She did that to me all the time in college.

598
00:30:44,260 --> 00:30:47,012
I met a guy,
she was getting drunk

599
00:30:47,012 --> 00:30:48,806
and I had to take her home.

600
00:30:49,598 --> 00:30:53,394
That's probably it.
I'm going there. See you later.

601
00:30:53,394 --> 00:30:54,770
- Hey.
- What ?

602
00:30:55,271 --> 00:30:57,273
- Will you bring me a snack?
- No.

603
00:31:01,902 --> 00:31:03,737
Kahlil, come here.

604
00:31:03,737 --> 00:31:06,073
Your turn. Winnow it.

605
00:31:06,073 --> 00:31:07,491
Happy birthday.

606
00:31:07,491 --> 00:31:09,201
- There you go.
- All right.

607
00:31:10,244 --> 00:31:11,704
It's my favorite.

608
00:31:11,704 --> 00:31:14,373
In his garage, we work,
we're going to make millions.

609
00:31:14,373 --> 00:31:17,501
- Yes.
- And his septic tank breaks.

610
00:31:17,501 --> 00:31:20,588
We are literally working in shit.
And what did you tell me?

611
00:31:20,588 --> 00:31:22,506
- What did you say?
- I didn't feel anything.

612
00:31:22,506 --> 00:31:23,674
- Nothing felt.
- Yes.

613
00:31:23,674 --> 00:31:25,718
- He didn't smell like his own shit.
- I believed

614
00:31:25,718 --> 00:31:27,261
that you don't want to work.

615
00:31:29,221 --> 00:31:31,515
- It was.
- Well, shut up.

616
00:31:31,515 --> 00:31:35,019
Tim? Everyone. Tim is here.

617
00:31:35,019 --> 00:31:39,398
All the beautiful paintings we have at home,
that's almost all of him.

618
00:31:39,398 --> 00:31:42,651
I love them. I was going to ask.
I love dog paintings.

619
00:31:42,651 --> 00:31:44,612
I tried to buy everything.

620
00:31:44,612 --> 00:31:49,199
- You bought almost everything.
- Jackie, Tim is here.

621
00:31:49,199 --> 00:31:51,702
It's Tim's time.

622
00:31:51,702 --> 00:31:54,705
- Jackie, Jackie. Come on.
- Tim's time.

623
00:31:54,705 --> 00:31:57,291
What is Tim's time?

624
00:31:57,291 --> 00:32:00,753
Darling, your gift is here. And yours.

625
00:32:00,753 --> 00:32:03,213
And there you have it. Yes.

626
00:32:03,213 --> 00:32:05,883
Attention. It's still wet.

627
00:32:05,883 --> 00:32:08,302
{\an8}TIM, 43 YEARS OLD. HOBBIES:
DARK WEB AND HANDBALL

628
00:32:08,302 --> 00:32:13,390
- She too.
- Excuse me... Oh, my God.

629
00:32:15,392 --> 00:32:18,562
- I mean, thank you. Thanks, Molls.
- Look at this.

630
00:32:20,356 --> 00:32:21,815
All right.

631
00:32:21,815 --> 00:32:23,567
Cute.

632
00:32:28,405 --> 00:32:31,659
GOOD. She loves art.

633
00:32:33,077 --> 00:32:34,328
- Yum.
- My God.

634
00:32:35,037 --> 00:32:38,248
Tim, this is incredible.
Truly incredible.

635
00:32:38,248 --> 00:32:40,209
How did you get the...

636
00:32:40,209 --> 00:32:44,755
For your face, I used
one of your wedding photos.

637
00:32:44,755 --> 00:32:46,715
I had to age it a bit.

638
00:32:46,715 --> 00:32:48,092
- Just a little.
- All right.

639
00:32:49,051 --> 00:32:52,554
And for your body, I used this guy.

640
00:32:54,223 --> 00:32:55,974
- How are you ?
- Damn it.

641
00:32:57,309 --> 00:33:00,813
- Yes. He is proud of himself.
- That's great.

642
00:33:00,813 --> 00:33:02,147
He is so talented.

643
00:33:02,147 --> 00:33:04,316
He also does baby portraits.

644
00:33:04,900 --> 00:33:06,735
You have to do ours.

645
00:33:08,070 --> 00:33:10,531
Thank you, thank you.

646
00:33:11,532 --> 00:33:12,533
THANKS.

647
00:33:14,993 --> 00:33:17,037
You must really like dogs.

648
00:33:17,955 --> 00:33:19,957
Actually, I'm allergic.

649
00:33:20,457 --> 00:33:24,294
People send me pictures
of their dogs and I paint them.

650
00:33:24,962 --> 00:33:27,548
But you have to love them a little, right?

651
00:33:27,548 --> 00:33:29,383
No. I can't stand them.

652
00:33:29,383 --> 00:33:33,846
They're drooling. They shit on the floor.
They eat your shoes.

653
00:33:33,846 --> 00:33:37,766
But people love dogs,
so it's easy money.

654
00:33:38,684 --> 00:33:40,227
I don't understand what's happening.

655
00:33:40,227 --> 00:33:44,648
We got along well and...
Who is this guy?

656
00:33:44,648 --> 00:33:48,986
He has a beautiful face,
perfect hair and talent

657
00:33:48,986 --> 00:33:52,281
- and... My God.
- All right. Alright.

658
00:33:52,281 --> 00:33:55,075
You know what would make a good impression?

659
00:33:55,075 --> 00:33:56,952
A cardboard silhouette of Jeff Goldblum.

660
00:33:56,952 --> 00:33:59,288
- She loves him.
- Yes.

661
00:33:59,288 --> 00:34:00,831
And you will be his hero.

662
00:34:00,831 --> 00:34:05,127
I only have baseball players left
and an old Batman.

663
00:34:05,836 --> 00:34:08,046
To the Batmobile, then.

664
00:34:09,214 --> 00:34:10,758
I'll come back.

665
00:34:11,467 --> 00:34:14,511
It was Terminator.
I'm losing my mind, Amandine.

666
00:34:14,511 --> 00:34:17,848
- You have to find her.
- I'll be right back.

667
00:34:19,141 --> 00:34:21,268
And the babies?

668
00:34:22,853 --> 00:34:27,065
I can't stand babies.
Sorry. Babies are...

669
00:34:27,065 --> 00:34:28,567
Babies are stupid.

670
00:34:28,567 --> 00:34:32,321
Have you ever tried talking to a baby?
It's one way.

671
00:34:32,321 --> 00:34:35,199
- They're babies, they don't talk.
- Yes.

672
00:34:35,199 --> 00:34:37,159
Because they are stupid.

673
00:34:37,826 --> 00:34:41,997
- You don't like babies or dogs?
- Nor surfing. I hate it.

674
00:34:41,997 --> 00:34:44,249
How you paint things
that you don't like?

675
00:34:44,249 --> 00:34:48,337
That's why they call us
hungry artists. The food is there.

676
00:34:48,337 --> 00:34:52,216
- Excuse me.
- We have a problem.

677
00:34:52,216 --> 00:34:53,550
MJ has feelings.

678
00:34:53,550 --> 00:34:55,803
- How so ?
- Feelings.

679
00:34:55,803 --> 00:34:57,763
You have to leave before he returns.

680
00:34:57,763 --> 00:35:00,265
I want to leave right away.

681
00:35:00,265 --> 00:35:02,142
Out of the question. No.

682
00:35:02,142 --> 00:35:04,311
Two more.

683
00:35:04,311 --> 00:35:05,646
I can't.

684
00:35:05,646 --> 00:35:06,897
Yes, you can.

685
00:35:06,897 --> 00:35:08,524
The goal is to be a whore.

686
00:35:09,566 --> 00:35:12,486
- Mom.
- Whore first, mother later.

687
00:35:12,486 --> 00:35:14,488
There is a common thread.

688
00:35:14,488 --> 00:35:16,698
- It's good.
- Yes.

689
00:35:20,577 --> 00:35:22,579
You're really hungry.

690
00:35:22,579 --> 00:35:23,747
It's Pavlovian.

691
00:35:23,747 --> 00:35:26,208
All these openings
have great buffets.

692
00:35:26,208 --> 00:35:28,001
And if I keep my mouth full,

693
00:35:28,001 --> 00:35:30,546
people don't come and ask me:

694
00:35:31,046 --> 00:35:32,965
“What does this painting mean?”

695
00:35:32,965 --> 00:35:35,342
They pay you and leave you alone.

696
00:35:35,342 --> 00:35:36,760
Do you want to be my agent?

697
00:35:39,221 --> 00:35:40,681
Here we go. Yes.

698
00:35:41,265 --> 00:35:43,809
I'm sure she's nice,

699
00:35:43,809 --> 00:35:47,813
but this kind of girl
flirts with me all the time.

700
00:35:49,064 --> 00:35:50,232
What's your type?

701
00:35:51,441 --> 00:35:55,028
Self-centered assholes.
Do you know any?

702
00:35:55,028 --> 00:35:57,990
You're right, I should apologize.

703
00:35:57,990 --> 00:35:59,491
Sorry. I'm a little harsh.

704
00:36:00,409 --> 00:36:03,453
My ex called me a “sold out”

705
00:36:03,453 --> 00:36:07,040
because I painted
a fresco for YouTube.

706
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:09,126
A fresco.

707
00:36:09,126 --> 00:36:12,004
Diego Rivera did his best works
for Rockefeller.

708
00:36:12,004 --> 00:36:13,130
Orders.

709
00:36:13,130 --> 00:36:15,757
The Sistine Chapel was a commission.

710
00:36:15,757 --> 00:36:18,719
Commerce and art. Where is the problem?

711
00:36:18,719 --> 00:36:21,305
My ex is dating a 50-year-old.

712
00:36:21,305 --> 00:36:24,933
He is 50 years old.
He creates shopping centers.

713
00:36:24,933 --> 00:36:26,685
- Me, sold?
- Kiss my ass.

714
00:36:27,227 --> 00:36:29,730
Sorry. Who do I have the honor of?

715
00:36:29,730 --> 00:36:33,942
All the men here
have younger wives. Look at.

716
00:36:33,942 --> 00:36:37,321
Our host, your patrons, seven years apart.

717
00:36:37,321 --> 00:36:38,655
He looks old. Bald.

718
00:36:38,655 --> 00:36:41,825
Pregnant and frightened doe,
more like ten years.

719
00:36:41,825 --> 00:36:43,702
Silver Fox and Kim Kardashian.

720
00:36:43,702 --> 00:36:46,580
And the land and the sea.

721
00:36:46,580 --> 00:36:48,999
Why, in your opinion?

722
00:36:50,626 --> 00:36:52,628
All diamond diggers?

723
00:36:53,378 --> 00:36:55,172
Supply and demand.

724
00:36:55,172 --> 00:36:59,301
There is little demand
for an aging artist.

725
00:37:00,052 --> 00:37:01,511
But have fun.

726
00:37:04,473 --> 00:37:05,766
I'm in love.

727
00:37:06,266 --> 00:37:08,685
You are cute
when you get your ass kicked.

728
00:37:09,353 --> 00:37:10,771
- THANKS.
- Yes.

729
00:37:10,771 --> 00:37:13,148
Tim, I love it.

730
00:37:13,148 --> 00:37:15,359
Thanks again.

731
00:37:15,359 --> 00:37:18,111
I'll have to hide it in my office
so that Molly is not

732
00:37:18,111 --> 00:37:19,863
not sad when I take off my shirt.

733
00:37:19,863 --> 00:37:22,866
THANKS. I was trying to express
this feeling of freedom.

734
00:37:25,243 --> 00:37:28,914
- Yes. Do you surf?
- Not enough.

735
00:37:28,914 --> 00:37:31,959
Yes. When I'm on the waves...

736
00:37:32,668 --> 00:37:33,919
You talk too much.

737
00:37:33,919 --> 00:37:35,337
Stop talking.

738
00:37:35,337 --> 00:37:37,047
I barely spoke.

739
00:37:37,047 --> 00:37:38,632
Tim.

740
00:37:38,632 --> 00:37:41,843
You have to show
all your works to Jaclyn.

741
00:37:41,843 --> 00:37:44,471
- We have so many of his works.
- A lot.

742
00:37:44,471 --> 00:37:47,015
These are my Borgias.

743
00:37:47,015 --> 00:37:48,183
You're funny.

744
00:37:48,183 --> 00:37:49,685
He's funny.

745
00:37:49,685 --> 00:37:51,645
And handsome, huh?

746
00:37:51,645 --> 00:37:53,480
- Of course. Yes.
- Yes.

747
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:56,566
Go to the gallery, go upstairs.

748
00:37:56,566 --> 00:38:00,654
- No one is allowed upstairs.
- Some people are.

749
00:38:01,405 --> 00:38:02,739
- Come on.
- All right.

750
00:38:02,739 --> 00:38:05,534
- Come on, darlings.
- I'll show you upstairs.

751
00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:09,287
What ?

752
00:38:09,830 --> 00:38:11,581
- I'm not going.
- What ?

753
00:38:11,581 --> 00:38:14,042
- What ?
- I'm going.

754
00:38:14,042 --> 00:38:15,836
No. Yes.

755
00:38:16,878 --> 00:38:18,505
Do you want to drink a glass of water?

756
00:38:18,505 --> 00:38:20,257
There is a dog.

757
00:38:20,257 --> 00:38:21,466
Another dog.

758
00:38:23,343 --> 00:38:24,344
A dog.

759
00:38:24,845 --> 00:38:29,224
A dog. Baby, baby, baby.
There's a nice one over there.

760
00:38:35,814 --> 00:38:37,941
And a study of life.

761
00:38:39,109 --> 00:38:40,318
It's Molly.

762
00:38:41,319 --> 00:38:42,904
I can't say.

763
00:38:47,701 --> 00:38:49,453
Well, I...

764
00:38:49,453 --> 00:38:51,329
It's very pretty.

765
00:38:51,329 --> 00:38:56,835
The brushstroke and the colors.

766
00:38:56,835 --> 00:38:59,254
Please stop.

767
00:38:59,254 --> 00:39:02,841
- Can we not talk about my work?
- All right.

768
00:39:03,383 --> 00:39:04,384
Yes.

769
00:39:05,177 --> 00:39:06,470
Let's talk about you.

770
00:39:07,220 --> 00:39:10,223
It's even worse.
What if we talked about you?

771
00:39:11,850 --> 00:39:14,478
What if we didn't talk?

772
00:39:19,441 --> 00:39:24,279
Yes. I love it. I adore. Stop.

773
00:39:24,279 --> 00:39:25,363
I adore.

774
00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:27,908
I love your features. All.

775
00:39:27,908 --> 00:39:31,411
And when you speak,
you express yourself so much.

776
00:39:31,411 --> 00:39:33,080
This, there. That.

777
00:39:33,955 --> 00:39:35,040
I want to paint you.

778
00:39:41,171 --> 00:39:44,508
It's nice to be
with an older woman.

779
00:39:45,050 --> 00:39:48,553
Who doesn't care about babies?

780
00:39:48,553 --> 00:39:50,263
And these diamond diggers.

781
00:39:50,806 --> 00:39:54,810
I don't want to go out
than with postmenopausal women.

782
00:39:55,310 --> 00:39:57,062
How old do you give me?

783
00:39:59,272 --> 00:40:00,524
I wasn't talking about you.

784
00:40:07,823 --> 00:40:10,659
Yes, you have a tuft.

785
00:40:11,785 --> 00:40:13,411
You have real pubic hair.

786
00:40:13,411 --> 00:40:15,997
You have real pubic hair!

787
00:40:17,791 --> 00:40:20,377
I work with models.

788
00:40:20,377 --> 00:40:22,671
They are shaved.
Like Barbie dolls.

789
00:40:22,671 --> 00:40:24,965
It's perverse.
They look like little girls.

790
00:40:24,965 --> 00:40:26,883
Who wants to make love with girls?

791
00:40:26,883 --> 00:40:28,093
Nobody, I hope.

792
00:40:28,093 --> 00:40:29,261
- Exactly.
- Yes.

793
00:40:29,845 --> 00:40:33,598
All these women mutilating
their body to match

794
00:40:33,598 --> 00:40:35,684
to the standards of patriarchy.

795
00:40:36,935 --> 00:40:41,148
Why should women have
C cups and being shaved?

796
00:40:41,148 --> 00:40:43,984
Let them grow. Savage.

797
00:40:43,984 --> 00:40:48,029
Come in my mouth,
wild cat hair.

798
00:40:48,029 --> 00:40:51,616
I prefer to cut a little.

799
00:40:51,616 --> 00:40:52,951
No, you're wrong.

800
00:40:53,493 --> 00:40:54,661
Let go.

801
00:40:54,661 --> 00:40:55,871
Live in your skin.

802
00:40:56,371 --> 00:41:02,669
All these years lived, all these hairs,
all these imperfections,

803
00:41:02,669 --> 00:41:06,548
all these sunspots,
these brown spots, all that.

804
00:41:06,548 --> 00:41:10,135
All those age spots.
Those herpes scars.

805
00:41:10,135 --> 00:41:13,430
All these wrinkles. Wrinkles.

806
00:41:14,222 --> 00:41:17,767
These are your imperfections
that make you perfect.

807
00:41:19,769 --> 00:41:21,271
No, I can't.

808
00:41:21,813 --> 00:41:24,316
What do you want me to tell you?

809
00:41:24,941 --> 00:41:26,985
Honestly, nothing.

810
00:41:26,985 --> 00:41:32,741
Because everything
what comes out of your mouth dries me up.

811
00:41:32,741 --> 00:41:34,242
I compliment you.

812
00:41:35,202 --> 00:41:37,078
Is that all you found?

813
00:41:37,078 --> 00:41:39,206
I don't want to be an asshole.

814
00:41:39,206 --> 00:41:41,791
So it has to come naturally.

815
00:41:46,046 --> 00:41:49,174
- I'm trying to do you a favor.
- Give me back what?

816
00:41:49,174 --> 00:41:53,136
Molly told me you had to fuck
to forget. Me too.

817
00:41:53,136 --> 00:41:55,472
We are the same.

818
00:41:56,056 --> 00:42:00,769
The best,
it’s about letting our bodies speak.

819
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:06,149
The best,
it's that you never touch me again.

820
00:42:11,863 --> 00:42:13,156
My painter's hand.

821
00:42:13,782 --> 00:42:15,408
There it is.

822
00:42:16,076 --> 00:42:17,619
So, how was it?

823
00:42:17,619 --> 00:42:19,829
I want the details.

824
00:42:19,829 --> 00:42:20,914
It was fast.

825
00:42:20,914 --> 00:42:22,582
Nothing happened.

826
00:42:22,582 --> 00:42:25,502
Why didn't you fuck him?

827
00:42:25,502 --> 00:42:28,255
He felt sorry for me.

828
00:42:28,255 --> 00:42:31,258
You're supposed to find me nice guys
so that I can have beautiful babies.

829
00:42:31,258 --> 00:42:35,512
You said cute,
artistic, funny and intelligent.

830
00:42:35,512 --> 00:42:38,515
- And ?
- Four out of five isn't bad.

831
00:42:38,515 --> 00:42:43,895
- You're going to love it, my guy.
- I don't know. I think it's over.

832
00:42:43,895 --> 00:42:47,482
No. I know you don't want
bet everything on MJ.

833
00:42:47,482 --> 00:42:49,734
- It's just one person.
- And it's MJ.

834
00:42:51,027 --> 00:42:54,698
All right. But he has to go.

835
00:42:54,698 --> 00:42:58,702
- I can't fire Tim.
- Yes, you can. It's your house.

836
00:42:58,702 --> 00:43:01,329
Do I have to?

837
00:43:01,329 --> 00:43:02,706
- Yes.
- All right.

838
00:43:02,706 --> 00:43:04,332
Girlfriends before guys.

839
00:43:04,332 --> 00:43:07,127
Easy to say. You don't have a boyfriend.

840
00:43:07,127 --> 00:43:08,295
- She's right.
- THANKS.

841
00:43:08,295 --> 00:43:11,047
Girlfriends before guys.
That's what they say.

842
00:43:11,047 --> 00:43:13,466
- It's true.
- But poor Tim.

843
00:43:14,009 --> 00:43:16,553
- Poor Tim?
- Poor little Tim.

844
00:43:16,553 --> 00:43:20,765
Is he small? Or is he big?
I don't want to know.

845
00:43:20,765 --> 00:43:22,559
I want to know.

846
00:43:22,559 --> 00:43:24,394
But I don't want to know.

847
00:43:24,394 --> 00:43:28,023
It's killing me. It tears me apart.

848
00:43:28,023 --> 00:43:31,276
Stress is the future
which stifles the present.

849
00:43:32,193 --> 00:43:34,654
- All right.
- What you need,

850
00:43:34,654 --> 00:43:37,991
- that's more time in the ocean.
- Yes.

851
00:43:39,451 --> 00:43:40,535
THANKS.

852
00:43:43,621 --> 00:43:46,791
It seems that it went badly.

853
00:43:46,791 --> 00:43:50,587
You should leave
so it's not weird.

854
00:43:50,587 --> 00:43:53,506
I don't want
that it's weird for Geoff.

855
00:43:53,506 --> 00:43:56,551
Should I leave? No.
I'm friends with both of you.

856
00:43:56,551 --> 00:44:00,680
- She's the one who should leave.
- But that won't happen, Tim.

857
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:05,018
But it doesn't matter if you leave.
Because you know we love you.

858
00:44:05,018 --> 00:44:07,771
Everything is going great. You should go.

859
00:44:07,771 --> 00:44:11,149
No. Maybe I don't want to go.

860
00:44:11,775 --> 00:44:12,901
What is this?

861
00:44:13,610 --> 00:44:16,696
It was so funny. God, do it again.

862
00:44:17,364 --> 00:44:18,865
No. Just a little tour.

863
00:44:18,865 --> 00:44:21,201
- It's good.
- Wait. Jacklyn?

864
00:44:21,201 --> 00:44:23,036
- No.
- On earth, you are CEOs.

865
00:44:23,036 --> 00:44:24,871
- Idiot.
- But in the ocean,

866
00:44:24,871 --> 00:44:27,374
- I am president of my board.
- Great.

867
00:44:27,374 --> 00:44:29,918
What an idiot. Not you.

868
00:44:29,918 --> 00:44:32,253
No joke.

869
00:44:32,253 --> 00:44:34,297
And you ?

870
00:44:34,297 --> 00:44:37,509
What's new ?

871
00:44:38,968 --> 00:44:41,096
- Geoff?
- Oh, no.

872
00:44:41,096 --> 00:44:44,641
No, nothing special.
Just stupid ideas.

873
00:44:44,641 --> 00:44:47,477
Like Uber for cats.

874
00:44:47,477 --> 00:44:51,189
Deliveries from my ass. I don't know.

875
00:44:57,320 --> 00:44:59,572
I'm sorry.

876
00:44:59,572 --> 00:45:02,325
No. Please don't leave.

877
00:45:02,867 --> 00:45:06,746
Just another hour
to smile stupidly.

878
00:45:07,997 --> 00:45:09,290
Do you want some?

879
00:45:09,290 --> 00:45:11,918
No, it's okay. THANKS.

880
00:45:11,918 --> 00:45:15,213
Did you sleep with that asshole? The artist?

881
00:45:15,213 --> 00:45:16,923
No.

882
00:45:16,923 --> 00:45:18,258
I don't judge.

883
00:45:18,258 --> 00:45:20,093
I didn't do it.

884
00:45:20,093 --> 00:45:21,845
And the guy with the glasses?

885
00:45:21,845 --> 00:45:23,805
Was it so obvious?

886
00:45:24,639 --> 00:45:25,974
I didn't see anything.

887
00:45:26,766 --> 00:45:30,019
You are with the surfer.

888
00:45:30,019 --> 00:45:33,773
Yes. But I'm alone.

889
00:45:34,649 --> 00:45:37,485
As soon as we are with our friends,
I no longer exist.

890
00:45:37,485 --> 00:45:39,654
I thought an old
would have surpassed all that.

891
00:45:39,654 --> 00:45:42,407
They are even more stupid at this age.

892
00:45:42,407 --> 00:45:44,033
- I know.
- Yes.

893
00:45:44,033 --> 00:45:45,118
- Right?
- Yes.

894
00:45:45,118 --> 00:45:47,287
But it's different for us.

895
00:45:47,787 --> 00:45:52,083
I want children. We're not 20 anymore.

896
00:45:52,083 --> 00:45:55,211
I'm a tad older than you.

897
00:45:56,463 --> 00:45:57,672
This will seem crazy to you,

898
00:45:57,672 --> 00:46:02,635
but I work with horses,
and the mares are mothers at five years old.

899
00:46:02,635 --> 00:46:05,138
And they retire at 15.

900
00:46:05,138 --> 00:46:07,474
What is that in human years?

901
00:46:07,474 --> 00:46:09,267
- Thirty-five.
- Thirty-five.

902
00:46:09,267 --> 00:46:11,060
- I am 31 years old.
- Yes.

903
00:46:11,060 --> 00:46:14,772
If he's not serious,
Am I going to have to start again with another one?

904
00:46:15,398 --> 00:46:16,399
Damn.

905
00:46:17,775 --> 00:46:20,236
You know what? And then shit.

906
00:46:21,154 --> 00:46:22,322
Shit.

907
00:46:23,281 --> 00:46:25,074
We always have to wait.

908
00:46:25,074 --> 00:46:27,327
We have to wait
that they invite us to the ball.

909
00:46:27,327 --> 00:46:29,662
We wait for them to
ask for marriage.

910
00:46:29,662 --> 00:46:32,040
We wait until they are ready
to have children.

911
00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:34,042
I'm tired of waiting.

912
00:46:34,042 --> 00:46:37,504
I'm tired of waiting
permission to live my fucking life.

913
00:46:39,255 --> 00:46:41,174
- Fuck him.
- Yes.

914
00:46:41,174 --> 00:46:43,760
Fuck this party, I'm out.

915
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:46,513
Hi. Is it lit? Good morning.

916
00:46:46,513 --> 00:46:48,139
- Good morning.
- Good morning.

917
00:46:48,139 --> 00:46:51,476
Is it your birthday?

918
00:46:53,436 --> 00:46:54,687
Happy birthday.

919
00:46:55,313 --> 00:47:00,443
- Did you bring in a stripper?
- No not at all.

920
00:47:00,443 --> 00:47:04,614
- Damn, he's a shirtless chef.
- Who is it ?

921
00:47:04,614 --> 00:47:06,157
Who is it ?

922
00:47:06,157 --> 00:47:08,952
He makes cooking videos online.
Shirtless.

923
00:47:09,494 --> 00:47:10,745
{\an8}MATEO, 31 YEARS OLD.
HOBBIES: DIET AND BUSINESS.

924
00:47:10,745 --> 00:47:11,829
{\an8}Without a shirt.

925
00:47:11,829 --> 00:47:14,207
{\an8}- I will subscribe.
- Yes.

926
00:47:14,207 --> 00:47:15,500
It was nothing.

927
00:47:16,793 --> 00:47:20,255
Is that you Jaclyn, by any chance?

928
00:47:20,255 --> 00:47:21,506
Yes.

929
00:47:22,924 --> 00:47:23,967
Delighted.

930
00:47:25,385 --> 00:47:27,554
The pleasure is all mine.

931
00:47:28,263 --> 00:47:32,892
Amandine told me
Lots of fascinating things about you.

932
00:47:35,353 --> 00:47:37,480
It's a little hot here.

933
00:47:38,022 --> 00:47:41,025
I don't know why
I still wear this.

934
00:47:43,069 --> 00:47:45,863
I can steal from you... Okay.

935
00:47:45,863 --> 00:47:48,992
Can I steal Jaclyn from you?

936
00:47:48,992 --> 00:47:50,535
- Later.
- No.

937
00:47:50,535 --> 00:47:54,414
- I'll only have a minute. Promised.
- No, Geoff.

938
00:47:56,082 --> 00:47:57,083
I...

939
00:47:57,792 --> 00:47:59,711
You no longer work for Jen Aniston?

940
00:48:01,087 --> 00:48:05,174
It's not confirmed yet, but yes.

941
00:48:05,174 --> 00:48:07,760
Do you have anything planned?

942
00:48:08,678 --> 00:48:13,641
Not yet.
I'm trying to figure out where I want to land.

943
00:48:13,641 --> 00:48:18,062
It's perfect because I have a friend
who created an association that helps

944
00:48:18,062 --> 00:48:21,858
girls in third world countries.

945
00:48:21,858 --> 00:48:23,943
- I know.
- That's great. Listen.

946
00:48:23,943 --> 00:48:26,571
- Give them my number.
- Okay, Meera.

947
00:48:27,322 --> 00:48:32,076
Yes. I want to introduce you to someone.
This is Jaclyn McGinley.

948
00:48:32,076 --> 00:48:34,370
- Good morning.
- She has just left her position

949
00:48:34,370 --> 00:48:37,665
of director of the Jen Aniston foundation.

950
00:48:38,833 --> 00:48:41,628
- What ?
- I'll let you talk.

951
00:48:42,795 --> 00:48:44,839
-Jen Aniston?
- Yes.

952
00:48:44,839 --> 00:48:46,424
I'm a big fan.

953
00:48:46,424 --> 00:48:49,010
I was at his gala last month.

954
00:48:49,010 --> 00:48:50,887
- Was it you?
- Yes.

955
00:48:50,887 --> 00:48:53,514
Oh my God. It's destiny.

956
00:48:53,514 --> 00:48:56,517
- Yes.
- It's destiny. Because

957
00:48:56,517 --> 00:48:59,937
I was at the grocery store yesterday,
I read the tabloids.

958
00:48:59,937 --> 00:49:02,398
It's not my habit.

959
00:49:02,398 --> 00:49:04,025
But I saw Jen.

960
00:49:04,025 --> 00:49:06,277
They said she had no children.

961
00:49:06,277 --> 00:49:09,280
I came home to see Kahlil
and I said to him:

962
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:11,240
“Why doesn’t she adopt?”

963
00:49:11,240 --> 00:49:13,951
And I'll meet you here tonight.

964
00:49:13,951 --> 00:49:15,578
Why doesn't she adopt?

965
00:49:16,788 --> 00:49:19,749
We don't really talk about it.

966
00:49:19,749 --> 00:49:24,462
And you, would you do it?
Adoption is a blessing.

967
00:49:24,462 --> 00:49:27,048
Yes. We adopted four
of my six children.

968
00:49:27,048 --> 00:49:30,635
One from Mozambique, one from Peru,
one from Russia and one from China.

969
00:49:30,635 --> 00:49:33,137
An Australian and you will have
all continents.

970
00:49:33,137 --> 00:49:35,139
You're funny.

971
00:49:35,139 --> 00:49:36,391
Isn't it?

972
00:49:37,016 --> 00:49:39,185
She is very funny.

973
00:49:39,185 --> 00:49:42,146
Are you hungry? We have cheese.

974
00:49:42,146 --> 00:49:43,981
I am lactose intolerant.

975
00:49:44,649 --> 00:49:46,943
- I don't doubt it.
- Indeed.

976
00:49:46,943 --> 00:49:50,154
- So...
- I meant that motherhood

977
00:49:50,154 --> 00:49:53,157
is a blessing,
no matter how it happens.

978
00:49:54,242 --> 00:49:55,868
Can I ask you a question?

979
00:49:56,786 --> 00:49:59,288
You feel a difference

980
00:49:59,288 --> 00:50:02,625
between your adopted children
and your biological children?

981
00:50:02,625 --> 00:50:04,627
I've been asked that before.

982
00:50:05,545 --> 00:50:07,130
I'll be honest.

983
00:50:07,130 --> 00:50:10,133
With the first two, I believed that

984
00:50:10,133 --> 00:50:13,094
I couldn't
love others as much.

985
00:50:13,094 --> 00:50:18,766
But when I saw Donya's face,
I knew it was my child.

986
00:50:18,766 --> 00:50:22,311
Love is not a zero-sum game.

987
00:50:22,895 --> 00:50:26,691
It's so cute. I want to kill myself.

988
00:50:27,275 --> 00:50:28,901
Oh my God.

989
00:50:28,901 --> 00:50:30,903
- Cookies.
- Let's hurry.

990
00:50:31,904 --> 00:50:32,905
This way.

991
00:50:33,865 --> 00:50:35,116
Faster.

992
00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:37,952
Faster.

993
00:50:43,916 --> 00:50:48,588
Sorry, I thought the situation
needed a little diversion.

994
00:50:48,588 --> 00:50:50,798
- Yes, thank you.
- Of course.

995
00:50:51,340 --> 00:50:54,469
You work in the associative sector.

996
00:50:54,469 --> 00:50:56,053
I admire that.

997
00:50:57,138 --> 00:51:00,099
It's very satisfying.

998
00:51:00,099 --> 00:51:01,976
Are you doing it on purpose?

999
00:51:01,976 --> 00:51:05,521
Pardon. I don't follow you.

1000
00:51:05,521 --> 00:51:08,566
You sound like Jeff Goldblum.

1001
00:51:10,651 --> 00:51:14,238
I hope I'm up to it.

1002
00:51:14,238 --> 00:51:19,076
You're even better than the real Jeff.

1003
00:51:19,994 --> 00:51:21,788
Are you an actor?

1004
00:51:22,830 --> 00:51:25,875
- You don't like actors?
- No. No.

1005
00:51:25,875 --> 00:51:28,544
I think it's great.

1006
00:51:28,544 --> 00:51:32,089
You are sensitive and artistic.

1007
00:51:33,591 --> 00:51:38,137
Is that why you're muscular?

1008
00:51:38,137 --> 00:51:41,140
It's my instrument.

1009
00:51:41,140 --> 00:51:44,894
It's a Stradivarius.

1010
00:51:48,731 --> 00:51:50,441
- A Stradivarius...
- I know.

1011
00:51:50,942 --> 00:51:53,027
The guitar that Jimi Hendrix played.

1012
00:51:56,239 --> 00:51:58,616
What have I seen you in?

1013
00:51:58,616 --> 00:52:01,702
I had a role in an episode of Flash.

1014
00:52:01,702 --> 00:52:03,955
I had a mask, no one recognized me.

1015
00:52:03,955 --> 00:52:08,000
- You must have been great.
- The fight choreographer loved me.

1016
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:11,337
It's not easy to be
a Latino actor.

1017
00:52:11,337 --> 00:52:15,341
The Goldblum thing helps.
I pick up smart, sexy girls.

1018
00:52:15,341 --> 00:52:16,801
I like sexy nerds.

1019
00:52:16,801 --> 00:52:19,303
It's better than being typecast
as a gang member.

1020
00:52:19,303 --> 00:52:20,888
I say, “What’s up?”

1021
00:52:20,888 --> 00:52:23,850
Do you know what would be a dream role?
Playing Goldblum's son.

1022
00:52:23,850 --> 00:52:27,061
Like in the sequel to <i>Jurassic Park</i>
or a Wes Anderson film.

1023
00:52:27,061 --> 00:52:29,689
The son he never knew.

1024
00:52:29,689 --> 00:52:31,023
Against employment.

1025
00:52:31,023 --> 00:52:34,443
- I can play someone stupid.
- I want you to fuck me, idiot.

1026
00:52:35,069 --> 00:52:36,737
Wait.

1027
00:52:36,737 --> 00:52:39,991
You mean I'm stupid?

1028
00:52:41,576 --> 00:52:43,536
I want you to fuck me to death.

1029
00:52:44,036 --> 00:52:45,121
I see.

1030
00:52:47,164 --> 00:52:48,291
Yes, Jesus.

1031
00:52:51,878 --> 00:52:53,462
Oh my God.

1032
00:52:56,173 --> 00:52:58,634
- You're sexy. Oh my God.
- You're sexy.

1033
00:53:00,928 --> 00:53:04,515
Which brings me to WFT. Isn't it?

1034
00:53:04,515 --> 00:53:06,517
Non-fungible weed.

1035
00:53:06,517 --> 00:53:11,022
Like an NFT that you can smoke.
And it’s also on the blockchain.

1036
00:53:11,022 --> 00:53:14,317
Every gram of weed you buy...

1037
00:53:14,817 --> 00:53:16,819
Okay. This guy is leaving.

1038
00:53:16,819 --> 00:53:19,906
It's cool.
Not everyone likes weed.

1039
00:53:19,906 --> 00:53:21,824
- Yes.
- It is a grass product.

1040
00:53:21,824 --> 00:53:26,037
- Is this data?
- You control it via data.

1041
00:53:26,037 --> 00:53:28,205
Sorry, I'll be back. I'll come back.

1042
00:53:28,205 --> 00:53:29,665
It's so cool.

1043
00:53:30,708 --> 00:53:34,086
Hello, honey. What are you doing here?

1044
00:53:34,086 --> 00:53:35,963
I forgot Nermie.

1045
00:53:35,963 --> 00:53:38,883
Damn!

1046
00:53:38,883 --> 00:53:40,885
Where is grandma?

1047
00:53:40,885 --> 00:53:42,511
She is waiting in the car.

1048
00:53:42,511 --> 00:53:44,680
Really ? Yes.

1049
00:53:44,680 --> 00:53:45,806
There it is.

1050
00:53:48,267 --> 00:53:50,436
It's my birthday.

1051
00:53:51,228 --> 00:53:54,148
I have the right to what I want.
That's the rule.

1052
00:53:54,148 --> 00:53:59,278
I want you to come home

1053
00:53:59,820 --> 00:54:05,076
and you eat
all your Easter chocolates.

1054
00:54:05,076 --> 00:54:07,036
- All right.
- Go ahead! Eat them.

1055
00:54:09,580 --> 00:54:11,415
Good evening.

1056
00:54:12,124 --> 00:54:13,334
Slut.

1057
00:54:15,044 --> 00:54:17,129
Sophie. What are you doing here?

1058
00:54:17,129 --> 00:54:19,632
Hello, my darling.

1059
00:54:19,632 --> 00:54:22,093
You're supposed to be at your grandmother's house.

1060
00:54:22,093 --> 00:54:23,386
I forgot Nermie.

1061
00:54:23,386 --> 00:54:25,513
Okay, go get it.

1062
00:54:25,513 --> 00:54:29,600
Or maybe not,
because if I'm up too late,

1063
00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:33,604
I will turn into a zombie.

1064
00:54:33,604 --> 00:54:35,898
Your mom should come up.

1065
00:54:35,898 --> 00:54:39,068
- No, she can go get her toy.
- No.

1066
00:54:43,698 --> 00:54:46,367
All right. Mom will come right back.

1067
00:54:46,367 --> 00:54:47,910
- I love you.
- All right.

1068
00:54:51,122 --> 00:54:52,206
How are you ?

1069
00:54:52,206 --> 00:54:53,791
- GOOD.
- Yes.

1070
00:55:08,014 --> 00:55:09,015
Damn.

1071
00:55:12,685 --> 00:55:14,645
What are you doing ?

1072
00:55:15,479 --> 00:55:16,564
I'm not there.

1073
00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:24,905
Sorry, but you looked like you were having fun.

1074
00:55:24,905 --> 00:55:26,907
God, Molly, go away.

1075
00:55:26,907 --> 00:55:28,159
Come on.

1076
00:55:28,159 --> 00:55:32,079
It's not like you don't have me
never heard of making love.

1077
00:55:32,079 --> 00:55:35,124
We were roommates and I did
love all the time

1078
00:55:35,124 --> 00:55:37,877
in my room. But she was sleeping.

1079
00:55:37,877 --> 00:55:39,336
I wasn't sleeping.

1080
00:55:39,336 --> 00:55:41,005
You see. It doesn't matter.

1081
00:55:41,005 --> 00:55:42,506
It's okay, I'm leaving.

1082
00:55:42,506 --> 00:55:43,799
I'm not there.

1083
00:55:43,799 --> 00:55:46,719
Take your time. I needed this.

1084
00:55:46,719 --> 00:55:49,221
I don't see you.

1085
00:55:50,181 --> 00:55:53,309
Remove the sheets when you're finished.

1086
00:55:58,397 --> 00:56:00,274
Does that suit you?

1087
00:56:00,274 --> 00:56:01,567
Oh, my God, yes.

1088
00:56:01,567 --> 00:56:07,406
These last ten seconds,
it was the best sex of my life.

1089
00:56:07,406 --> 00:56:09,366
- In all my life.
- THANKS.

1090
00:56:10,159 --> 00:56:12,661
I'm not the real Goldblum,

1091
00:56:12,661 --> 00:56:16,290
but I hope I made your dream come true.

1092
00:56:16,290 --> 00:56:18,501
You have no idea.

1093
00:56:22,129 --> 00:56:23,631
It's too unfair.

1094
00:56:24,131 --> 00:56:29,512
You are smart, you work
in an association, you are super sexy.

1095
00:56:29,512 --> 00:56:32,389
Especially for someone who has lymphoma.

1096
00:56:33,474 --> 00:56:35,476
- What ?
- It's good.

1097
00:56:35,476 --> 00:56:36,727
Amandine told me.

1098
00:56:36,727 --> 00:56:39,021
And honestly, thank you.

1099
00:56:39,563 --> 00:56:41,982
I don't have much money

1100
00:56:41,982 --> 00:56:44,735
and I can't do
charitable donations.

1101
00:56:44,735 --> 00:56:48,030
I thought Goldblum
was a party trick.

1102
00:56:48,030 --> 00:56:53,119
But knowing that I can bring you
joy at the end...

1103
00:56:53,119 --> 00:56:56,747
- Yes.
- I am very honored.

1104
00:57:01,085 --> 00:57:04,672
I don't want to be petty,

1105
00:57:04,672 --> 00:57:06,924
but you don't have any STDs, do you?

1106
00:57:08,467 --> 00:57:09,718
No.

1107
00:57:09,718 --> 00:57:13,139
Normally I would use a condom,
but as you have nothing left

1108
00:57:13,139 --> 00:57:16,016
only one week to live,
I can take the risk.

1109
00:57:17,685 --> 00:57:21,105
Can you get up by yourself?
Need help?

1110
00:57:21,105 --> 00:57:23,482
It's okay, thank you.

1111
00:57:24,191 --> 00:57:26,235
I'll have a minute.

1112
00:57:27,403 --> 00:57:28,445
Rest.

1113
00:57:36,078 --> 00:57:37,454
Now I hate surfing.

1114
00:57:40,583 --> 00:57:41,667
Damn.

1115
00:57:45,671 --> 00:57:48,674
- Happy birthday.
- Welcome. THANKS.

1116
00:57:48,674 --> 00:57:50,467
- Thank you for the invitation.
- Between.

1117
00:57:50,467 --> 00:57:52,678
- It's for you.
- THANKS.

1118
00:57:52,678 --> 00:57:55,723
- Is Armin still there?
- Is Armin there?

1119
00:57:55,723 --> 00:57:58,851
Yes of course. He had a few drinks.

1120
00:57:58,851 --> 00:58:00,603
All right. Am I leaving?

1121
00:58:00,603 --> 00:58:01,979
No. No.

1122
00:58:01,979 --> 00:58:04,523
Of course not. You drove here.

1123
00:58:04,523 --> 00:58:07,568
Make yourself at home. Eat, have a drink.

1124
00:58:07,568 --> 00:58:10,112
- Good to see you.
- Me too. Happy birthday.

1125
00:58:10,112 --> 00:58:11,197
We'll talk.

1126
00:58:11,197 --> 00:58:12,281
All right.

1127
00:58:13,449 --> 00:58:14,617
It's...

1128
00:58:14,617 --> 00:58:17,536
- I'm sorry.
- Damn, not her.

1129
00:58:17,536 --> 00:58:19,038
- I know.
- No.

1130
00:58:19,038 --> 00:58:21,332
Molly told me.
I couldn't uninvite her.

1131
00:58:21,332 --> 00:58:25,002
- Should I tell him to leave?
- I don't want to give in.

1132
00:58:25,002 --> 00:58:27,713
It's like this
that the terrorists win.

1133
00:58:27,713 --> 00:58:30,799
- Yes.
- She's gained a lot of weight.

1134
00:58:33,010 --> 00:58:34,720
No, that's not it.

1135
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:38,432
- Is she pregnant?
- Yes, sorry.

1136
00:58:38,432 --> 00:58:40,017
I didn't know how to tell you.

1137
00:58:40,893 --> 00:58:44,063
No, it's okay. You know what?
I'm going to say hello to him.

1138
00:58:44,063 --> 00:58:45,231
No, don't greet her.

1139
00:58:46,607 --> 00:58:48,525
Why would you do it?

1140
00:58:49,109 --> 00:58:50,486
Don't do that.

1141
00:58:50,486 --> 00:58:51,695
The Kegel is the key.

1142
00:58:51,695 --> 00:58:53,280
Keep it up.

1143
00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:54,365
Joyce.

1144
00:58:55,658 --> 00:58:57,159
It's funny to see you here.

1145
00:58:57,159 --> 00:59:00,955
- Yes. They are also my friends.
- Yes. Thanks to me.

1146
00:59:01,747 --> 00:59:04,375
We're going to argue
at your best friend's party?

1147
00:59:04,375 --> 00:59:07,169
See? You said it. “My best friend.”

1148
00:59:08,420 --> 00:59:09,922
Do you want me to leave?

1149
00:59:09,922 --> 00:59:12,091
Do you care what I want?

1150
00:59:13,968 --> 00:59:16,637
You know what?
I'm sorry. It's nothing.

1151
00:59:16,637 --> 00:59:20,015
We're adults, congratulations.

1152
00:59:20,015 --> 00:59:22,810
I am happy
for you and you are beautiful.

1153
00:59:23,769 --> 00:59:25,020
- THANKS.
- Yes.

1154
00:59:25,020 --> 00:59:26,605
- That's nice.
- All right.

1155
00:59:26,605 --> 00:59:29,233
- I feel bloated and disgusting.
- It suits you well.

1156
00:59:30,401 --> 00:59:32,403
- Pregnancy, not...
- Yes.

1157
00:59:33,654 --> 00:59:34,905
How is Peter?

1158
00:59:35,489 --> 00:59:39,285
- Do you really want to know?
- No. I hope you are happy.

1159
00:59:39,285 --> 00:59:40,744
- I am very happy.
- GOOD.

1160
00:59:41,787 --> 00:59:43,205
- Good, good, good.
- Yes.

1161
00:59:50,129 --> 00:59:51,547
Good to see you.

1162
00:59:52,214 --> 00:59:53,465
- Great.
- Yes.

1163
00:59:56,927 --> 01:00:00,222
A final wish? Am I a hopeless case?

1164
01:00:00,222 --> 01:00:03,058
He was on my list because of Goldblum.

1165
01:00:03,058 --> 01:00:06,854
But he had to play
in a room tonight.

1166
01:00:06,854 --> 01:00:11,025
I had to find an urgent reason
so that he doesn't go there.

1167
01:00:11,025 --> 01:00:13,193
- Cancer?
- To convince him

1168
01:00:13,193 --> 01:00:14,653
to go bareback.

1169
01:00:15,362 --> 01:00:17,406
The dead don't need it.

1170
01:00:17,406 --> 01:00:19,158
And Mormon?

1171
01:00:19,158 --> 01:00:22,619
- Oh, that? It came out on its own.
- Anything.

1172
01:00:24,913 --> 01:00:29,501
You see the pregnant woman over there,
to the right? He's my ex.

1173
01:00:29,501 --> 01:00:32,838
I'm about to do
something

1174
01:00:32,838 --> 01:00:37,051
criminal, could you distract me?

1175
01:00:39,053 --> 01:00:41,472
- Yes. Of course.
- Yes ? THANKS. All right.

1176
01:00:46,977 --> 01:00:47,978
Where does it come from?

1177
01:00:48,687 --> 01:00:49,897
Knee replacement.

1178
01:00:50,481 --> 01:00:52,358
The warranty expired two years ago.

1179
01:00:53,359 --> 01:00:56,320
I can recommend someone to you
for your mother's hip.

1180
01:00:56,320 --> 01:00:58,864
He's the best in the business.

1181
01:00:58,864 --> 01:01:01,325
- Yes. Great. THANKS.
- Yes.

1182
01:01:01,992 --> 01:01:04,036
Scars are sexy.

1183
01:01:04,787 --> 01:01:06,789
- Really ? I have another one.
- Yes.

1184
01:01:07,289 --> 01:01:09,750
Where Joyce ripped my heart out with her bare hands.

1185
01:01:09,750 --> 01:01:11,585
- Do you want to see her?
-Joyce?

1186
01:01:11,585 --> 01:01:13,253
- Yes.
- Too bad.

1187
01:01:14,129 --> 01:01:16,006
That's a bad name for a bad guy.

1188
01:01:16,006 --> 01:01:17,758
- Yes, that's true.
- Yes.

1189
01:01:17,758 --> 01:01:19,385
It has the word “joy” in it.

1190
01:01:20,010 --> 01:01:21,512
How can I blame him?

1191
01:01:21,512 --> 01:01:23,722
I surprised mine
getting sucked.

1192
01:01:25,641 --> 01:01:27,017
Blowjobs are overrated.

1193
01:01:28,394 --> 01:01:30,145
You don't think so.

1194
01:01:30,145 --> 01:01:32,898
Indeed, blowjobs are great.

1195
01:01:33,482 --> 01:01:36,026
They had the nerve to send me
a Christmas card.

1196
01:01:36,026 --> 01:01:37,111
- What ?
- Yes.

1197
01:01:37,111 --> 01:01:39,863
I drew a dick
on his face and threw it back at him.

1198
01:01:40,656 --> 01:01:41,657
Nice.

1199
01:01:47,955 --> 01:01:51,542
Do you see that? They are my friends.

1200
01:01:52,709 --> 01:01:54,711
And she had her friends.

1201
01:01:54,711 --> 01:01:58,590
I don't understand.
Why does she need mine?

1202
01:01:58,590 --> 01:02:01,844
I know it's pathetic,
but still.

1203
01:02:01,844 --> 01:02:04,054
No, I understand.

1204
01:02:04,054 --> 01:02:07,474
I ran into my ex with his new one
woman and their baby,

1205
01:02:07,474 --> 01:02:09,476
the baby he didn't want
have with me,

1206
01:02:09,476 --> 01:02:11,019
in my plant store.

1207
01:02:11,019 --> 01:02:13,063
Did you push it into a cactus?

1208
01:02:13,063 --> 01:02:15,065
That's what I would have done.

1209
01:02:15,065 --> 01:02:17,025
- No, but I should have.
- Yes.

1210
01:02:17,901 --> 01:02:21,655
My mother divorced at 44.

1211
01:02:21,655 --> 01:02:26,160
And I can honestly say
that she hasn't had sex again since.

1212
01:02:27,035 --> 01:02:29,079
She went to the wrong retirement home.

1213
01:02:29,079 --> 01:02:30,747
- Oh yes ?
- Really.

1214
01:02:33,876 --> 01:02:35,294
The thing is, I...

1215
01:02:36,336 --> 01:02:39,339
I don't feel any different
from when I was 25.

1216
01:02:39,339 --> 01:02:41,842
Yes. The same. It's crazy.

1217
01:02:41,842 --> 01:02:45,429
I saw a band last week

1218
01:02:45,429 --> 01:02:49,057
and the average age was really low.

1219
01:02:50,058 --> 01:02:54,438
Yes. I met the gaze
of a woman and I smiled at her.

1220
01:02:54,438 --> 01:02:56,773
She looked at me
like I was a pedophile.

1221
01:02:56,773 --> 01:02:59,318
- Yes.
- At the same time...

1222
01:02:59,318 --> 01:03:02,654
Guys in clubs are creepy.

1223
01:03:02,654 --> 01:03:07,075
It's true. When I go dancing,
all the guys look at me

1224
01:03:07,075 --> 01:03:08,619
like I was in heat.

1225
01:03:09,411 --> 01:03:12,789
Why can't a girl
go dancing alone?

1226
01:03:12,789 --> 01:03:16,084
Dancing has always been linked to sex.

1227
01:03:17,002 --> 01:03:19,880
- I saw a National Geographic video.
- Are you flirting with me?

1228
01:03:21,965 --> 01:03:24,801
I saw a video of birds
red and yellow

1229
01:03:24,801 --> 01:03:26,762
who were doing a mating ritual

1230
01:03:26,762 --> 01:03:29,681
and it looked like the <i>Hammertime.</i> dance

1231
01:03:30,724 --> 01:03:32,184
I don't know what you're talking about.

1232
01:03:33,268 --> 01:03:36,188
M.C. Hammer? <i>Hammertime?</i>
“U Can’t Touch This”?

1233
01:03:36,188 --> 01:03:38,732
Can you show me? Is it hard?

1234
01:03:38,732 --> 01:03:39,942
- Serious ?
- Yes.

1235
01:03:39,942 --> 01:03:41,860
- Well, yes.
- What does it look like?

1236
01:03:41,860 --> 01:03:42,945
I'll show you.

1237
01:03:44,154 --> 01:03:45,197
Are you ready?

1238
01:03:45,781 --> 01:03:47,157
It's like...

1239
01:03:51,578 --> 01:03:53,997
It's something.

1240
01:03:55,165 --> 01:03:58,377
I swipe right.

1241
01:03:58,377 --> 01:04:01,296
I would swipe right
if I were a bird.

1242
01:04:01,296 --> 01:04:03,048
That's good to know.

1243
01:04:13,976 --> 01:04:15,227
Can I ask you a question?

1244
01:04:15,227 --> 01:04:19,356
And I agree 100%
if you say no, obviously.

1245
01:04:21,358 --> 01:04:25,279
Can I kiss you?
I really want it.

1246
01:04:29,199 --> 01:04:30,534
I'm not supposed to do this.

1247
01:04:32,995 --> 01:04:34,913
All right. For what ?

1248
01:04:36,873 --> 01:04:39,501
Molly is my best friend
and Geoff is your best friend.

1249
01:04:39,501 --> 01:04:43,714
And if things didn't work out between us,
it would be embarrassing for them.

1250
01:04:43,714 --> 01:04:45,299
Yes. Absolutely.

1251
01:04:45,299 --> 01:04:48,844
And who would invite us to these...

1252
01:05:04,776 --> 01:05:10,324
Kissing isn't that important.

1253
01:05:10,324 --> 01:05:11,408
Downright.

1254
01:05:11,408 --> 01:05:13,535
We could kiss
without being in a relationship.

1255
01:05:13,535 --> 01:05:14,828
Yeah.

1256
01:05:17,497 --> 01:05:18,915
Can I ask you a question?

1257
01:05:18,915 --> 01:05:22,502
And you can say no 100%.

1258
01:05:25,172 --> 01:05:26,673
Do you want to make love?

1259
01:05:27,299 --> 01:05:29,176
Yes 100%.

1260
01:05:52,282 --> 01:05:53,784
- Hi.
- There you are.

1261
01:05:53,784 --> 01:05:55,869
- I love you.
- I love you too.

1262
01:05:56,453 --> 01:05:58,580
- How are you feeling?
- I'm hot.

1263
01:05:58,580 --> 01:06:01,917
I'm hot, right?

1264
01:06:01,917 --> 01:06:03,960
- Are you hot?
- No.

1265
01:06:03,960 --> 01:06:08,465
You are sexy.
You are an attractive human being.

1266
01:06:14,137 --> 01:06:15,764
Shit.

1267
01:06:19,017 --> 01:06:21,061
If you want to sleep with my sister-in-law,

1268
01:06:21,061 --> 01:06:23,355
you should do it because it's beautiful.

1269
01:06:23,355 --> 01:06:26,441
And we would be sisters forever.

1270
01:06:27,984 --> 01:06:28,985
Forever.

1271
01:06:31,363 --> 01:06:33,740
{\an8}MOM

1272
01:06:34,658 --> 01:06:36,535
My God, this is bad.

1273
01:06:36,535 --> 01:06:38,120
- Do you want me to stop?
- No.

1274
01:06:38,120 --> 01:06:39,329
My God, no.

1275
01:06:39,329 --> 01:06:40,622
- Go on.
- All right.

1276
01:06:41,248 --> 01:06:42,916
- You're going to go sit down...
- Yes.

1277
01:06:42,916 --> 01:06:44,835
...and I'll get you some water.

1278
01:06:45,585 --> 01:06:47,170
- Magic.
- I don't doubt it.

1279
01:06:50,257 --> 01:06:51,883
Listen to how thirsty I am.

1280
01:06:52,843 --> 01:06:55,971
- Oh, yes. It's dry in there.
- Yes. All right.

1281
01:06:55,971 --> 01:06:57,889
- Okay, that's good.
- Okay.

1282
01:06:57,889 --> 01:06:59,349
Because I'm hot.

1283
01:07:04,771 --> 01:07:09,484
- What are you doing ?
- We didn't protect ourselves

1284
01:07:09,484 --> 01:07:10,569
so I withdrew.

1285
01:07:10,569 --> 01:07:12,779
This is not what was planned.

1286
01:07:12,779 --> 01:07:14,239
- What ?
- My God.

1287
01:07:14,239 --> 01:07:17,492
It's not serious.

1288
01:07:17,492 --> 01:07:19,411
- It's good.
- All right. GOOD.

1289
01:07:20,495 --> 01:07:24,791
I will do it. I don't want
that you do the dirty work.

1290
01:07:24,791 --> 01:07:26,668
- I'll take care of it.
- All right.

1291
01:07:28,128 --> 01:07:29,755
Sorry for...

1292
01:07:29,755 --> 01:07:30,839
No, it's okay.

1293
01:07:30,839 --> 01:07:32,591
It was incredible.

1294
01:07:32,591 --> 01:07:35,051
Yes. It was incredible.

1295
01:07:36,052 --> 01:07:37,304
- Really.
- Yes.

1296
01:07:37,971 --> 01:07:38,972
So...

1297
01:07:41,516 --> 01:07:43,268
See you there.

1298
01:07:44,227 --> 01:07:45,228
All right.

1299
01:07:51,943 --> 01:07:52,944
Shit.

1300
01:07:57,199 --> 01:07:58,241
Siri.

1301
01:07:59,409 --> 01:08:01,912
How long
does sperm last outside the body?

1302
01:08:10,587 --> 01:08:14,466
{\an8}TAKE A BEATER

1303
01:08:14,466 --> 01:08:15,926
{\an8}Non. No.

1304
01:08:15,926 --> 01:08:17,093
{\an8}I'M IN THE OFFICE

1305
01:08:17,093 --> 01:08:18,345
{\an8}No, no, no.

1306
01:08:18,345 --> 01:08:19,554
{\an8}It's not okay. No.

1307
01:08:19,679 --> 01:08:20,722
{\an8}PLEASE?

1308
01:08:20,722 --> 01:08:21,890
{\an8}THANK YOU

1309
01:08:21,890 --> 01:08:23,475
{\an8}FAST

1310
01:08:36,488 --> 01:08:37,948
Okay. Alright.

1311
01:08:39,407 --> 01:08:41,243
Quickly.

1312
01:08:45,539 --> 01:08:47,332
Quickly. Come on.

1313
01:08:48,542 --> 01:08:51,419
I don't want to get it on my dress.

1314
01:08:51,920 --> 01:08:54,256
- Please.
- Don't move.

1315
01:08:55,507 --> 01:08:58,260
- Take everything.
- It's flowing downstairs.

1316
01:08:58,260 --> 01:09:01,012
- All right.
- GOOD. THANKS.

1317
01:09:01,721 --> 01:09:04,140
I can't do the second part.

1318
01:09:04,140 --> 01:09:06,935
- No, no. I know.
- All right.

1319
01:09:07,811 --> 01:09:08,812
Hello, Junior.

1320
01:09:08,812 --> 01:09:12,482
- Why are you in such a good mood?
- I relax.

1321
01:09:17,070 --> 01:09:19,114
- How are you ?
- Hi.

1322
01:09:21,283 --> 01:09:23,410
Are you hanging around Jaclyn too?

1323
01:09:23,910 --> 01:09:24,911
What ?

1324
01:09:25,537 --> 01:09:27,873
She's a real eel, that one.

1325
01:09:31,376 --> 01:09:32,377
Shit.

1326
01:09:36,256 --> 01:09:39,885
- Do you know where Geoff is?
- I love this party.

1327
01:09:44,973 --> 01:09:46,975
- Good morning.
- The hero of the day.

1328
01:09:46,975 --> 01:09:48,435
- Yes.
- In the swimming pool.

1329
01:09:48,435 --> 01:09:50,061
- Hi.
- Come inside me.

1330
01:09:50,061 --> 01:09:52,397
No, darling. Get out of the pool.

1331
01:09:52,397 --> 01:09:54,065
No.

1332
01:09:54,065 --> 01:09:57,652
You come in the pool
because guess what it is.

1333
01:09:57,652 --> 01:10:00,155
It's "later".

1334
01:10:00,155 --> 01:10:03,575
Take off your clothes.

1335
01:10:03,575 --> 01:10:06,578
This whole pool is sex.

1336
01:10:07,746 --> 01:10:12,000
Now is not the time.

1337
01:10:13,543 --> 01:10:16,004
All right. So, go inside.

1338
01:10:16,004 --> 01:10:19,132
No, I mean,
I'm up for later,

1339
01:10:19,132 --> 01:10:21,968
- the plan. But now...
- It was a moment.

1340
01:10:21,968 --> 01:10:25,513
And it was going to be beautiful and perfect.

1341
01:10:25,513 --> 01:10:26,681
You ruined everything.

1342
01:10:27,349 --> 01:10:31,978
I guess
that we will never make love again.

1343
01:10:31,978 --> 01:10:33,730
Never again.

1344
01:10:33,730 --> 01:10:36,691
And one day we will make love

1345
01:10:36,691 --> 01:10:41,404
- and there will be a celebratory parade.
- I'm going to get Jackie.

1346
01:10:43,323 --> 01:10:44,366
So, you and Armin.

1347
01:10:45,158 --> 01:10:46,826
What am I going to tell Molly?

1348
01:10:46,826 --> 01:10:49,329
I told Geoff
that I wouldn't flirt with his sister,

1349
01:10:49,329 --> 01:10:51,581
and I won't keep my promise.

1350
01:10:53,041 --> 01:10:54,084
You are the best.

1351
01:10:57,545 --> 01:11:00,173
I am here to support you.

1352
01:11:01,883 --> 01:11:04,844
THANKS.

1353
01:11:08,640 --> 01:11:11,810
Have you seen Jackie? No ? All right.

1354
01:11:12,435 --> 01:11:16,064
- Have you seen Jackie?
- It's a joke. You too ?

1355
01:11:16,773 --> 01:11:20,568
You have a very beautiful wife.
You should take care of her.

1356
01:11:20,568 --> 01:11:22,445
Otherwise, someone else will do it.

1357
01:11:24,239 --> 01:11:26,950
Listen to me, Picasso from the flea market.

1358
01:11:27,492 --> 01:11:30,495
Choose your next words carefully.

1359
01:11:30,495 --> 01:11:32,038
- Oh yes ?
- Yes.

1360
01:11:32,038 --> 01:11:35,709
Otherwise what?
He made me spill my drink.

1361
01:11:36,459 --> 01:11:39,337
- You should leave.
- I prefer not.

1362
01:11:40,046 --> 01:11:41,548
I don't care.

1363
01:11:46,136 --> 01:11:47,470
It's busy.

1364
01:11:47,470 --> 01:11:50,515
Shit. I was doing abs.

1365
01:11:50,515 --> 01:11:52,517
What do you mean, busy?

1366
01:11:53,685 --> 01:11:54,686
I am.

1367
01:11:56,438 --> 01:11:57,439
But...

1368
01:11:58,565 --> 01:12:01,151
I'm sorry, Geoff.

1369
01:12:01,151 --> 01:12:07,323
You need to get Molly out of the pool,
where she swims in scantily clad clothing.

1370
01:12:07,323 --> 01:12:09,242
- No problem.
- All right ?

1371
01:12:09,242 --> 01:12:13,079
Geoff, that means I'm not
invited to Thanksgiving?

1372
01:12:13,079 --> 01:12:15,999
Get her out of the pool! Damn it!

1373
01:12:27,135 --> 01:12:30,096
I have to go help Molly.

1374
01:12:30,096 --> 01:12:33,641
And let's keep it

1375
01:12:33,641 --> 01:12:36,019
- for us, okay?
- Absolutely.

1376
01:12:36,019 --> 01:12:39,397
- Discreetly. Quite.
- Yes.

1377
01:12:41,566 --> 01:12:43,902
But we're not in college anymore.

1378
01:12:43,902 --> 01:12:48,281
We don't need permission
of Geoff and Molly to go to a concert.

1379
01:12:48,281 --> 01:12:52,035
I am on the board of StubHub.
I can get us seats.

1380
01:12:52,035 --> 01:12:53,119
What do you say?

1381
01:12:54,120 --> 01:12:57,540
- Yes, it could happen.
- Cool. I got you a drink.

1382
01:12:59,626 --> 01:13:02,587
Do you know about NFTs?
That's non-fungible weed.

1383
01:13:02,587 --> 01:13:03,671
An investment.

1384
01:13:10,595 --> 01:13:12,347
Geoff doesn't want to sleep with me.

1385
01:13:13,973 --> 01:13:18,686
His birthday party is not
the best time for that.

1386
01:13:19,270 --> 01:13:21,523
We hardly make love anymore.

1387
01:13:21,523 --> 01:13:24,275
You have been married for a long time.

1388
01:13:25,151 --> 01:13:31,908
In the end, Todd and I were
love twice a month.

1389
01:13:31,908 --> 01:13:33,701
Yes, but you weren't happy.

1390
01:13:34,202 --> 01:13:37,038
At first,
we made love twice a night.

1391
01:13:37,038 --> 01:13:40,625
We just went on a romantic weekend

1392
01:13:40,625 --> 01:13:44,045
at the spa and we made love
once in three nights.

1393
01:13:44,671 --> 01:13:49,551
- Men slow down with age.
- That's what I wanted.

1394
01:13:49,551 --> 01:13:51,594
It's not me.

1395
01:13:51,594 --> 01:13:52,679
See?

1396
01:13:53,638 --> 01:13:56,349
That's really you.

1397
01:13:56,349 --> 01:13:59,769
It reminds me of the good times
in final year.

1398
01:13:59,769 --> 01:14:02,772
Before, I was funny.

1399
01:14:02,772 --> 01:14:04,941
I was funny, right?

1400
01:14:04,941 --> 01:14:07,569
But I'm not anymore.

1401
01:14:08,153 --> 01:14:10,280
- Yes.
- I'm not even a funny mom.

1402
01:14:10,280 --> 01:14:13,116
I thought I was a cool mother,
but actually no. I scream...

1403
01:14:13,116 --> 01:14:15,410
I yell at my children.

1404
01:14:15,410 --> 01:14:17,120
Everyone does it.

1405
01:14:18,329 --> 01:14:19,706
Come here.

1406
01:14:21,833 --> 01:14:25,003
- I almost slept with Tim.
- What ?

1407
01:14:25,003 --> 01:14:28,965
- I really wanted it.
- Molly, he sucks.

1408
01:14:28,965 --> 01:14:32,635
It's your fault I didn't do it.
I thought of you and Todd,

1409
01:14:32,635 --> 01:14:37,640
and I didn't want to destroy my marriage.
I love Geoff. He's a good guy.

1410
01:14:39,309 --> 01:14:40,935
But I'm bored.

1411
01:14:40,935 --> 01:14:42,937
I'm so bored.

1412
01:14:42,937 --> 01:14:45,648
And I hate my new friends.

1413
01:14:45,648 --> 01:14:50,111
No, I don't hate them.

1414
01:14:51,154 --> 01:14:53,740
I hate myself when I'm with them.

1415
01:14:53,740 --> 01:14:56,784
I hate all that.

1416
01:14:56,784 --> 01:15:01,164
I hate dance auditions
and mothers of students.

1417
01:15:01,164 --> 01:15:04,584
"Publish photos of your little angels

1418
01:15:04,584 --> 01:15:06,669
on the Shutterfly website.

1419
01:15:06,669 --> 01:15:10,089
Why haven't you posted anything?
You forgot to do it.

1420
01:15:10,089 --> 01:15:13,009
Can you do it, please?”

1421
01:15:13,009 --> 01:15:14,761
Jackie, don't become a mother.

1422
01:15:17,722 --> 01:15:19,974
Sorry, I shouldn't have said that.

1423
01:15:20,558 --> 01:15:23,645
You won't be funny anymore,
I am no longer.

1424
01:15:23,645 --> 01:15:25,396
And I won't see you anymore.

1425
01:15:25,396 --> 01:15:29,400
When will you see me?
I'm your best friend. Wait.

1426
01:15:29,400 --> 01:15:33,029
- Am I still your best friend?
- Of course yes.

1427
01:15:33,029 --> 01:15:37,951
- Yes ?
-Molly! Girls before men.

1428
01:15:37,951 --> 01:15:39,244
I love you.

1429
01:15:39,244 --> 01:15:40,495
I love you.

1430
01:15:46,584 --> 01:15:48,586
Why am I in the pool?

1431
01:15:48,586 --> 01:15:50,129
I don't know.

1432
01:15:50,129 --> 01:15:52,799
I thought everyone would come.

1433
01:15:53,549 --> 01:15:57,345
It would be a good idea for you to go out
and you take care of the cake.

1434
01:15:57,929 --> 01:15:59,180
Oh, no, the cake.

1435
01:15:59,722 --> 01:16:03,142
I ruined Geoff's birthday.

1436
01:16:03,142 --> 01:16:06,187
No. I think I beat you.

1437
01:16:06,813 --> 01:16:08,106
It's true.

1438
01:16:09,274 --> 01:16:10,692
This is surely true.

1439
01:16:10,692 --> 01:16:12,694
- Alright.
- You know, I love you.

1440
01:16:12,694 --> 01:16:15,488
I love you too. We can cut the cake.

1441
01:16:15,488 --> 01:16:18,825
- Do you have a second?
- I'm helping Molly with the cake.

1442
01:16:18,825 --> 01:16:20,576
Yes, it will be quick.

1443
01:16:20,576 --> 01:16:23,037
- It's good.
- I'll come back. All right.

1444
01:16:32,922 --> 01:16:34,882
The cake, the icing.

1445
01:16:34,882 --> 01:16:37,427
And the candles.

1446
01:16:38,553 --> 01:16:40,179
Joyce! Hi.

1447
01:16:40,179 --> 01:16:43,266
This is my girlfriend, Jaclyn.

1448
01:16:44,851 --> 01:16:46,769
How convenient.

1449
01:16:46,769 --> 01:16:49,731
Nice to meet you.
How long have you been together?

1450
01:16:50,815 --> 01:16:53,443
We're not really dating.

1451
01:16:54,152 --> 01:16:56,487
Yes, but it's promising.

1452
01:16:56,487 --> 01:16:59,657
It's good to be
with someone who doesn't play.

1453
01:17:01,326 --> 01:17:03,661
I understand. I love games.

1454
01:17:03,661 --> 01:17:06,414
Probably because I like
the company of other human beings.

1455
01:17:06,414 --> 01:17:08,249
- Enormously.
- I shouldn't be here.

1456
01:17:08,249 --> 01:17:10,585
Everything is fine ? Are these people bothering you?

1457
01:17:11,085 --> 01:17:13,296
- Who is this guy?
- He...

1458
01:17:13,296 --> 01:17:15,798
I know you. Are you the shirtless boss?

1459
01:17:15,798 --> 01:17:17,842
I love your chicken breasts.

1460
01:17:17,842 --> 01:17:19,010
They are delicious.

1461
01:17:19,010 --> 01:17:22,305
It's smoked paprika and pineapple juice.

1462
01:17:22,305 --> 01:17:25,058
- Do you drink a lot of pineapple juice?
- A lot.

1463
01:17:25,058 --> 01:17:27,685
- A sweet sauce?
- Yes, a sweet sauce.

1464
01:17:27,685 --> 01:17:30,938
- What's going on?
- I talk to people

1465
01:17:31,439 --> 01:17:33,941
to a party where I was invited.

1466
01:17:35,902 --> 01:17:38,988
It's me, MJ. Toilets.

1467
01:17:38,988 --> 01:17:41,282
It's not Jeff Goldblum,
but it's a dinosaur.

1468
01:17:41,282 --> 01:17:45,495
They are super predators.
And you are the super-predator of my heart.

1469
01:17:45,495 --> 01:17:49,332
Before leaving,
we're going to do a little survey.

1470
01:17:49,332 --> 01:17:54,295
Who didn't sleep with Jaclyn tonight?

1471
01:17:54,295 --> 01:17:55,630
Raise your hand.

1472
01:17:56,422 --> 01:18:00,718
One, two, three, four, five.
It's more than I imagined.

1473
01:18:00,718 --> 01:18:03,471
You had an orgy
on my birthday?

1474
01:18:03,471 --> 01:18:06,974
- No.
- You call her a slut.

1475
01:18:06,974 --> 01:18:08,851
No, it's the truth.

1476
01:18:08,851 --> 01:18:10,978
She fucked four guys at my house.

1477
01:18:10,978 --> 01:18:12,855
My God, when you came up.

1478
01:18:13,523 --> 01:18:16,192
Tell me you don't have
made love in my bed.

1479
01:18:16,192 --> 01:18:17,610
No.

1480
01:18:17,610 --> 01:18:20,029
He's the only one I haven't slept with.

1481
01:18:20,029 --> 01:18:21,114
I believe you.

1482
01:18:23,741 --> 01:18:26,911
You're not invited to Thanksgiving.

1483
01:18:26,911 --> 01:18:28,413
You know what? This guy.

1484
01:18:28,413 --> 01:18:30,248
Yes. All right. Got it.

1485
01:18:30,248 --> 01:18:32,625
Did you sleep with the shirtless boss?
Lucky girl.

1486
01:18:32,625 --> 01:18:35,545
And this one. Yes. All right. I understand.

1487
01:18:38,047 --> 01:18:41,801
But him? Really ?
Him rather than me? It's a joke.

1488
01:18:41,801 --> 01:18:44,595
- I thought I was your final wish.
- You are.

1489
01:18:44,595 --> 01:18:45,680
<i>Happy birthday</i>

1490
01:18:45,680 --> 01:18:46,806
Holy shit.

1491
01:18:46,806 --> 01:18:48,641
<i>Birthday</i>

1492
01:18:48,641 --> 01:18:52,937
<i>Happy birthday</i>

1493
01:18:52,937 --> 01:18:54,063
Everyone is singing.

1494
01:18:54,063 --> 01:18:57,316
<i>Happy birthday, Geoff</i>

1495
01:18:57,316 --> 01:18:58,401
What are you...

1496
01:18:59,735 --> 01:19:00,736
Hey.

1497
01:19:00,736 --> 01:19:03,156
<i>Happy birthday</i>

1498
01:19:03,156 --> 01:19:07,076
- What's wrong with you?
- Honey, make a wish. I love you.

1499
01:19:08,244 --> 01:19:11,581
I wish this evening would end.
And no.

1500
01:19:11,581 --> 01:19:13,207
It was pretty grim.

1501
01:19:13,207 --> 01:19:14,417
I should go.

1502
01:19:14,417 --> 01:19:18,087
No, you're not going anywhere.
Didn't that matter to you?

1503
01:19:18,087 --> 01:19:20,673
Of course it is. It was nice.

1504
01:19:20,673 --> 01:19:22,383
Isn't that enough?

1505
01:19:22,383 --> 01:19:25,344
physical contact,
It’s my love language.

1506
01:19:25,845 --> 01:19:28,514
For me, it’s altruistic acts.

1507
01:19:28,514 --> 01:19:32,685
- I thought we got along well.
- It is.

1508
01:19:32,685 --> 01:19:34,604
Did you sleep with Armin?

1509
01:19:34,604 --> 01:19:36,439
I asked you not to do it.

1510
01:19:36,439 --> 01:19:39,525
- For what ?
- Wait, Molly.

1511
01:19:40,067 --> 01:19:42,028
Do you have something to do with this?

1512
01:19:43,488 --> 01:19:45,406
No. No.

1513
01:19:45,406 --> 01:19:49,952
She told me before the party
not to sleep with Armin.

1514
01:19:51,537 --> 01:19:54,499
- Why not me?
- It's like <i>The Bachelorette.</i>

1515
01:19:54,499 --> 01:19:56,918
- With sex.
- There is sex in <i>The Bachelorette.</i>

1516
01:19:56,918 --> 01:19:59,921
There is an explanation
very simple about it all.

1517
01:20:01,839 --> 01:20:05,384
Jaclyn has stage 4 lymphoma.
He has a week left to live.

1518
01:20:05,384 --> 01:20:08,262
She's slept with lots of guys.
Who are we to judge?

1519
01:20:08,262 --> 01:20:12,350
- You look great for stage 4 cancer.
- Very sexy.

1520
01:20:12,350 --> 01:20:14,519
Is that why you resigned?

1521
01:20:14,519 --> 01:20:15,603
Do you know Jen Aniston?

1522
01:20:15,603 --> 01:20:18,064
Could you tell him about me?

1523
01:20:18,064 --> 01:20:21,567
No, I'm not dying.
And I didn't quit.

1524
01:20:21,567 --> 01:20:25,780
My mother didn't break her hip.
That covers all the lies.

1525
01:20:25,780 --> 01:20:29,659
And I'm really sorry
if I hurt you.

1526
01:20:30,785 --> 01:20:31,869
I'm sorry, Geoff.

1527
01:20:31,869 --> 01:20:34,247
Sorry for ruining your birthday.

1528
01:20:34,247 --> 01:20:36,457
Apologies accepted.
I'm going to open the door.

1529
01:20:40,711 --> 01:20:43,339
We were kissing in the closet.
It's not a metaphor.

1530
01:20:43,339 --> 01:20:46,133
If someone has to make love,
it's me.

1531
01:20:46,133 --> 01:20:49,136
- It's my birthday.
- Geoffrey, grow up a little.

1532
01:20:49,136 --> 01:20:51,055
- Where are you going?
- The party is over.

1533
01:20:51,055 --> 01:20:53,140
What do you mean the party is over?

1534
01:20:55,685 --> 01:20:57,645
Happy walking of shame, bitch.

1535
01:21:05,444 --> 01:21:06,946
I knew you would come back.

1536
01:21:07,822 --> 01:21:11,659
You talentless misogynistic moron,

1537
01:21:11,659 --> 01:21:14,620
if I'm a whore,
why didn't I sleep with you?

1538
01:21:14,620 --> 01:21:16,622
Kiss my ass.

1539
01:21:16,622 --> 01:21:20,167
I sleep with whoever I want.

1540
01:21:20,167 --> 01:21:23,170
It's not because you didn't get laid
that I'm the bad guy.

1541
01:21:23,170 --> 01:21:26,382
I chose not to sleep with you

1542
01:21:26,382 --> 01:21:29,802
because the idea of seeing you
in miniature makes me sick.

1543
01:21:29,802 --> 01:21:32,597
Why would I be in miniature?

1544
01:21:35,433 --> 01:21:40,438
Because you were all chosen
for a very special reason.

1545
01:21:40,438 --> 01:21:42,690
I have to say it's beautiful.

1546
01:21:42,690 --> 01:21:44,942
Is this a Mormon thing?
Are you sister-wives?

1547
01:21:44,942 --> 01:21:48,029
- Is this a swingers party?
- Is this a coven of witches?

1548
01:21:48,029 --> 01:21:52,074
- Where are my... It's okay.
- I thought the hood had cracked.

1549
01:21:52,074 --> 01:21:56,162
Yes. Technically, yes.
Maybe I helped a little.

1550
01:21:56,162 --> 01:21:58,247
It's disingenuous.

1551
01:21:58,247 --> 01:21:59,498
I like it.

1552
01:21:59,498 --> 01:22:00,708
She wants a baby.

1553
01:22:00,708 --> 01:22:04,003
One of you will have a baby.

1554
01:22:06,756 --> 01:22:09,008
Who wants cake?

1555
01:22:09,592 --> 01:22:12,386
It's not mine. I withdrew.

1556
01:22:15,222 --> 01:22:17,892
- How ?
- That's life.

1557
01:22:17,892 --> 01:22:19,769
What number was I?

1558
01:22:21,103 --> 01:22:24,899
- Afterwards... I'm going to vomit.
- I want a DNA test.

1559
01:22:24,899 --> 01:22:28,069
I feel used. I refused a job.

1560
01:22:28,069 --> 01:22:29,362
I didn't eat any carbs.

1561
01:22:29,362 --> 01:22:34,075
None of these men gave
his consent. It's fraud.

1562
01:22:34,075 --> 01:22:37,244
It's just fraud
if she trapped them.

1563
01:22:37,244 --> 01:22:40,164
Look at her. They hit the jackpot.

1564
01:22:40,164 --> 01:22:41,374
Stop whining.

1565
01:22:41,374 --> 01:22:44,627
I know you wanted
a piece of Jackie's vagina.

1566
01:22:44,627 --> 01:22:48,464
I will probably take
the morning after pill.

1567
01:22:48,464 --> 01:22:50,091
Oh, no. Don't do that.

1568
01:22:52,760 --> 01:22:56,514
You are all kind and honest.
Except you.

1569
01:22:56,514 --> 01:23:01,977
I'm sorry for lying.
But I had fun.

1570
01:23:01,977 --> 01:23:06,148
But if we met
in real life. Who would you choose?

1571
01:23:06,148 --> 01:23:09,402
Because I would choose you without hesitation.

1572
01:23:09,944 --> 01:23:15,032
It's very nice
and wonderful to hear.

1573
01:23:15,866 --> 01:23:19,620
- All right. It's settled.
- My God.

1574
01:23:20,454 --> 01:23:22,873
- Get up.
- Jaclyn, will you marry me?

1575
01:23:22,873 --> 01:23:24,208
- No.
- I don't want that

1576
01:23:24,208 --> 01:23:25,876
our baby is a bastard.

1577
01:23:25,876 --> 01:23:28,045
Yes, that bastard could be mine.

1578
01:23:28,546 --> 01:23:29,714
Let's hope not.

1579
01:23:29,714 --> 01:23:32,967
Bravo for the creativity.
But legal or not, this plan is crazy.

1580
01:23:32,967 --> 01:23:35,678
Yes, you are right. It's crazy.

1581
01:23:35,678 --> 01:23:38,055
I didn't want to get pregnant
like this.

1582
01:23:38,055 --> 01:23:41,392
I would love to have a baby
with a loving husband.

1583
01:23:41,392 --> 01:23:44,645
Yes, I could adopt
and go to the sperm bank.

1584
01:23:44,645 --> 01:23:46,939
But I want to know who the father is.

1585
01:23:46,939 --> 01:23:49,191
Because one day,
I will be able to watch my child

1586
01:23:49,191 --> 01:23:52,695
and tell him:
“Your father was a good and kind man.”

1587
01:23:52,695 --> 01:23:54,447
And there's no app for that.

1588
01:23:54,447 --> 01:23:56,532
- My God.
- I had the idea of...

1589
01:23:56,532 --> 01:23:59,410
- Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
- Prototype in one month.

1590
01:23:59,410 --> 01:24:01,328
...selfish and a monster.

1591
01:24:01,328 --> 01:24:02,872
I'm sorry.

1592
01:24:02,872 --> 01:24:06,709
I wanted to have a baby of my own.
If I could again.

1593
01:24:06,709 --> 01:24:10,171
My God. Presented like this,
it's just...

1594
01:24:10,171 --> 01:24:11,589
Are you crazy?

1595
01:24:11,589 --> 01:24:15,050
Are you crazy? Have you all lost your mind?

1596
01:24:15,676 --> 01:24:18,929
This woman stole your sperm.

1597
01:24:19,722 --> 01:24:22,183
She stole your sperm!

1598
01:24:22,183 --> 01:24:25,144
She stole your sperm!
She stole your sperm!

1599
01:24:25,644 --> 01:24:26,812
Cum thief.

1600
01:24:26,812 --> 01:24:27,980
- What ?
- Yes.

1601
01:24:27,980 --> 01:24:29,190
In my opinion,

1602
01:24:30,733 --> 01:24:34,820
your ex left just in time.

1603
01:24:38,199 --> 01:24:40,493
{\an8}Damn. I wanted to do it.

1604
01:24:42,077 --> 01:24:44,121
My water just broke.

1605
01:24:45,080 --> 01:24:46,665
Is this all coming from me?

1606
01:24:46,665 --> 01:24:48,751
- You torture him with water.
- My God.

1607
01:24:48,751 --> 01:24:50,503
I have some in my mouth.

1608
01:24:50,503 --> 01:24:53,422
- Holy Brian.
- It will stain.

1609
01:24:53,422 --> 01:24:55,841
Take me to the hospital.

1610
01:24:55,841 --> 01:24:58,552
Honey, I had three glasses of scotch.

1611
01:24:58,552 --> 01:25:02,348
- What are you going to do, moron?
- I'll take care of it.

1612
01:25:07,102 --> 01:25:10,022
Shouldn't you breathe?

1613
01:25:10,022 --> 01:25:12,066
That's it. Remember, darling.

1614
01:25:17,154 --> 01:25:20,908
Kiss my ass !
I want to push, it’s coming!

1615
01:25:20,908 --> 01:25:22,493
We don't push in the car.

1616
01:25:22,493 --> 01:25:24,286
Jaclyn, are we almost there?

1617
01:25:24,286 --> 01:25:27,540
- Yes. In a few minutes.
- Look, put this there.

1618
01:25:27,540 --> 01:25:30,709
You can put it below.
Tighten your legs tightly.

1619
01:25:30,709 --> 01:25:32,336
It's real leather.

1620
01:25:32,336 --> 01:25:35,381
Real leather. We paid for this beautiful leather.

1621
01:25:40,219 --> 01:25:42,847
All right, let's get out of the car.

1622
01:25:42,847 --> 01:25:46,600
Get out of the car. Get out of the car.

1623
01:25:48,227 --> 01:25:50,271
What is it?

1624
01:25:51,397 --> 01:25:54,483
My father was
an asshole who was never there.

1625
01:25:56,735 --> 01:25:59,655
Promise me you won't be like that.

1626
01:26:00,155 --> 01:26:03,033
I will never leave you.

1627
01:26:04,034 --> 01:26:05,786
I know you're scared.

1628
01:26:05,786 --> 01:26:08,247
I'm scared too, but we're a team.

1629
01:26:08,247 --> 01:26:10,583
You and me against everyone.

1630
01:26:12,543 --> 01:26:15,087
- Ready to meet our daughter?
- Yes.

1631
01:26:15,087 --> 01:26:17,506
- Come on. Here we go.
- Yes.

1632
01:26:17,506 --> 01:26:19,717
- A wheelchair.
- My God.

1633
01:26:19,717 --> 01:26:21,176
- All right.
- Gently.

1634
01:26:23,512 --> 01:26:26,015
Now you can push.

1635
01:26:34,523 --> 01:26:35,649
It's crazy.

1636
01:26:38,235 --> 01:26:40,195
There will be no one to help me.

1637
01:26:41,238 --> 01:26:43,866
- No.
- I'll be all alone.

1638
01:26:44,658 --> 01:26:47,620
No one by my side,
no one to hold my hand.

1639
01:26:48,579 --> 01:26:51,373
My God. What did I do?

1640
01:26:51,916 --> 01:26:54,043
I was so obsessed
by pregnancy

1641
01:26:54,043 --> 01:26:57,630
that I didn't think about the rest.

1642
01:26:57,630 --> 01:27:01,175
Why would I choose
to be a single mother?

1643
01:27:01,926 --> 01:27:03,010
It's crazy.

1644
01:27:03,010 --> 01:27:06,597
We should have thought of this three hours ago.

1645
01:27:06,597 --> 01:27:08,849
My mother raised me alone.

1646
01:27:08,849 --> 01:27:10,517
- And I'm great.
- Oui.

1647
01:27:10,517 --> 01:27:13,103
I don't know if I will be a good mother.

1648
01:27:13,103 --> 01:27:15,898
- Yes. You will be a good mother.
- Oui.

1649
01:27:15,898 --> 01:27:17,232
No, you don't know.

1650
01:27:17,232 --> 01:27:18,359
- Yes.
- Non.

1651
01:27:18,359 --> 01:27:21,445
Imagine all the psychotherapy necessary

1652
01:27:21,445 --> 01:27:24,114
when he knows how
I got pregnant.

1653
01:27:24,114 --> 01:27:26,450
Goeff and I,
we say to ourselves that it’s a good day

1654
01:27:26,450 --> 01:27:29,703
when we add that 15 minutes
to child therapy.

1655
01:27:29,703 --> 01:27:31,455
But you are there for each other.

1656
01:27:31,455 --> 01:27:33,415
I only have me.

1657
01:27:33,415 --> 01:27:36,335
And I'm not easy. You know it.

1658
01:27:36,335 --> 01:27:38,253
What if I destroy this child?

1659
01:27:38,253 --> 01:27:41,590
I won't let you do it.
You have to get out. I'll be there.

1660
01:27:41,590 --> 01:27:42,800
Yes, me too.

1661
01:27:42,800 --> 01:27:47,137
I'll pay you a babysitter.

1662
01:27:49,223 --> 01:27:52,184
You are the white sisters
that I've ever had.

1663
01:27:52,184 --> 01:27:53,394
Are you serious?

1664
01:27:55,646 --> 01:27:58,440
- I love you so much.
- I love you.

1665
01:27:58,440 --> 01:28:01,652
Ladies,
This area is reserved for loading.

1666
01:28:01,652 --> 01:28:03,362
- One minute.
- Move your car,

1667
01:28:03,362 --> 01:28:04,697
or I confiscate it.

1668
01:28:11,161 --> 01:28:14,790
Take me home so I can offer
to the young man his gift.

1669
01:28:14,790 --> 01:28:16,583
Because he deserved it.

1670
01:28:16,583 --> 01:28:21,588
And I'll sit on my head
from his sister because I deserved it.

1671
01:28:23,382 --> 01:28:25,009
- I love you.
- I love you.

1672
01:28:25,009 --> 01:28:28,637
THANKS. Who knows if it will work?

1673
01:28:28,637 --> 01:28:30,764
- What are the chances?
- Well...

1674
01:28:30,764 --> 01:28:31,849
{\an8}TEN WEEKS LATER

1675
01:28:31,849 --> 01:28:33,726
{\an8}It's going to be a little cold. So.

1676
01:28:37,855 --> 01:28:40,691
- The heart beats.
- My God.

1677
01:28:41,191 --> 01:28:43,694
Don't move. THANKS.

1678
01:28:44,695 --> 01:28:45,904
Wait.

1679
01:28:46,989 --> 01:28:48,949
I see another one.

1680
01:28:49,575 --> 01:28:50,576
What ?

1681
01:28:50,576 --> 01:28:53,037
Okay, one.

1682
01:28:53,662 --> 01:28:55,748
And two.

1683
01:28:56,498 --> 01:28:58,667
And three.

1684
01:28:58,667 --> 01:29:02,296
- Congratulations, they're triplets.
- What ?

1685
01:29:04,757 --> 01:29:07,176
Yes, three babies.

1686
01:29:07,176 --> 01:29:10,304
You really are a sperm thief.

1687
01:30:22,626 --> 01:30:25,295
<i>We risk everything to win a cookie.</i>

1688
01:30:25,295 --> 01:30:27,923
<i>We make a chicken breast with pineapple.</i>

1689
01:30:27,923 --> 01:30:30,384
<i>Let's see what happens.</i>

1690
01:30:30,968 --> 01:30:33,303
<i>A pound of organic chicken breast,</i>

1691
01:30:33,303 --> 01:30:38,142
<i>a cup of pineapple juice,
a tablespoon of salt and mix.</i>

1692
01:30:38,642 --> 01:30:42,479
<i>Sliced garlic,
tablespoon of smoked paprika.</i>

1693
01:30:42,479 --> 01:30:44,356
<i>Brine for two hours.</i>

1694
01:30:45,524 --> 01:30:47,943
<i>Add a little avocado oil.</i>

1695
01:30:48,443 --> 01:30:52,072
<i>Cook for 20 to 25 minutes.
Work out while you wait.</i>

1696
01:30:55,868 --> 01:30:58,328
<i>Delicious.
We invented a new recipe.</i>

1697
01:30:58,328 --> 01:31:00,706
<i>Boom, it's the shirtless chef.</i>

1698
01:33:12,087 --> 01:33:13,088
What did I miss?