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[BACH'S AIR FOR THE G-STRING

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Sean: HEY.

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Liz, sniffling: OH.

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Sean: YOU OK?

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Liz: UH, YEAH. ALLERGIES.

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Sean: YOU DON'T HAVE ALLERGIES.

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Liz: I KNOW, BUT FRIENDS USUALLY

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TAKE THAT AS A CUE TO LEAVE YOU

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ALONE. I'M SORRY. I'M JUST A

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LITTLE SENSITIVE. I'VE BEEN

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TAKING THESE HORMONES.

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Sean: YOU GOING THROUGH

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MENOPAUSE?

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Liz: NO, SEAN. AS A MATTER OF

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FACT, I'M TRYING TO GET

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PREGNANT.

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Sean: I HAD NO IDEA.

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Liz: OF COURSE, THE FOLKS DOWN

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AT THE SOUTH DADE FERTILITY

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CENTER THINK I SHOULD COME BACK

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AFTER I'VE CONSIDERED THE 1,001

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POTENTIAL RISKS OF A MIDDLE-AGED

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PREGNANCY. I'VE GOT PLENTY OF

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EGGS. THEY JUST WON'T LET ME

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FERTILIZE THEM.

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Christian: WHOA. MEDUSA'S GONNA

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BREED. ALERT THE EUGENICS

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POLICE.

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Sean: CHRISTIAN.

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Christian: HEY, I'M ALL FOR IT.

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WITH TODAY'S MEDICAL ADVANCES,

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THERE'S NO REASON OUR HEALTHY

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SENIORS SHOULDN'T BE HAVING

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BABIES. THINK OF ALL THE SAVINGS

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YOU COULD SHARE: DIAPERS,

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DAY CARE, YUMMY JARS OF STRAINED

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PEAS.

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Liz: ASSHOLE.

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[SEAN SIGHS]

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Christian: LOOK, SHE'S IN DENIAL

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ABOUT HER AGE AND NEEDS SOMEONE

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TO HELP HER SEE THE TRUTH.

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Sean: GLASS HOUSES, CHRISTIAN.

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IT'S A LOT EASIER TO JOKE ABOUT

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OTHER PEOPLE'S SUFFERING THAN

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ADMIT YOU'RE HURTING YOURSELF.

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Christian: YOU REALLY NEED TO

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STOP READING JULIA'S MAGAZINES.

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Sean: FINE. KEEP THE PAIN AND

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FRUSTRATION INSIDE UNTIL IT EATS

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A HOLE IN YOUR GUT AND YOU'RE

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STUCK WITH A BLEEDING ULCER.

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IT'S NOT GONNA BRING BACK YOUR

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SON.

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Christian: NO FAIR. THEY LET HIM

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GET PREGNANT. OK, KIDS. LET'S

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SUCK THE FAT OUT OF MR...GROSS.

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Sean: ACTUALLY, MR. GROSS HAS

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REQUESTED AN OTOPLASTY.

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Christian: HE'S GETTING HIS EARS

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PINNED? AND HE DIDN'T DISCUSS

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THE REST OF HIM?

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Sean: THE REST OF HIM APPARENTLY

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DIDN'T AFFECT HIS NEGATIVE

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SELF-IMAGE.

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Liz: HE'S A HEART ATTACK WAITIN'

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TO HAPPEN. THESE PEOPLE WHO'D

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RATHER LIVE IN DENIAL AND

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ENDANGER THEIR LIVES THAN FACE

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THE TRUTH ABOUT THEMSELVES--

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WHERE THE HELL DO WE FIND THEM?

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* AHH,

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MAKE ME

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BEAUTIFUL,

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MAKE ME

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A PERFECT SOUL,

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A PERFECT MIND,

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A PERFECT FACE,

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A PERFECT

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Sean: MRS. BRODERICK, TELL ME

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WHAT YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT

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YOURSELF.

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Mrs. Broderick, laughing: OH,

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THERE'S NOTHING I PARTICULARLY

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DISLIKE ABOUT MYSELF. NOT THAT

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THERE'S ANYTHING ABOUT ME THAT'S

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SO WONDERFUL. WELL, EXC-EXCEPT

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FOR MY BOYS. I DID BRING UP 2

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INCREDIBLE KIDS.

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Sean: THAT'S NICE. WHAT I MEANT

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WAS, UH--

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Mrs. Broderick: DO YOU HAVE

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CHILDREN, DR. McNAMARA?

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Sean: YES. 2.

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Mrs. Broderick: ENJOY THEM WHILE

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YOU CAN. BEFORE YOU KNOW IT,

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THEY'LL BE MARRYING SOME EAST

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INDIAN AND SENDING YOU A "HAPPY

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JANMASHTAMI" CARD ONCE A YEAR.

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Sean: MRS. BRODERICK--

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Mrs. Broderick: AND AT LEAST

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NOW I CAN GET OUT OF THE HOUSE,

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BACK INTO THE WORKING WORLD,

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AND--AND DO SOMETHING. I--I

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MEAN, NOT THAT BEING A MOTHER

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ISN'T SOMETHING. IT'S JUST THAT,

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YOU KNOW, WHEN SOMEONE ASKS ME

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WHAT I DO AND I TELL THEM, "I'M

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A WIFE AND A MOTHER," THE LIGHTS

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IN THEIR EYES JUST GO OUT.

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[LAUGHS] ANYWAY, UM, A FRIEND

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OF MY DAUGHTER-IN-LAW'S WHO'S

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THE HEAD OF PERSONNEL AT SAKS,

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SHE TOLD ME ABOUT, UH, AN

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OPENING IN SALES AND, UH, IF

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THERE'S ONE THING I KNOW, IT'S

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CLOTHES. [CHUCKLES] I'VE BEEN

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WEARING 'EM ALL MY LIFE!

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[LAUGHS] UNFORTUNATELY, I'LL BE

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COMPETING WITH GIRLS MY SONS'

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AGES WHO HAVEN'T HAD 2

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CAESAREANS. WELL, THAT'S--THAT'S

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WHY I'M HERE. MY TUMMY.

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Sean: AH.

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Sean: MRS. BRODERICK, I THINK

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YOU LOOK GREAT FOR YOUR AGE.

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Mrs. Broderick: THEY'RE NOT

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HIRING "GREAT FOR MY AGE." I

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CAN'T LOOK LIKE SOME--SOME

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HOUSEWIFE WHO'S TRYING TO FILL

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UP HER DAY. THE ONLY WAY I'M

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GONNA GET THIS JOB IS IF THOSE

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CLOTHES LOOK AS GOOD ON ME AS

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THEY DO ON THOSE YOUNG LADIES

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I'LL BE UP AGAINST.

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Sean: THERE ARE CERTAIN

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GUIDELINES YOU'LL HAVE TO

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FOLLOW. NO NICOTINE USE, AVOID

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EXCESSIVE TANNING, KEEP

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EXERCISING, THAT SORT OF THING.

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AND YOU'LL HAVE TO BE AT A

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WEIGHT YOU CAN MAINTAIN.

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Mrs. Broderick: I'LL MAINTAIN IT

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IF IT MEANS CUTTING OFF MY LEG.

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Sean: HERE'S THE CONSENT FORM.

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IT EXPLAINS THE POTENTIAL RISKS

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INVOLVED WITH THIS PROCEDURE.

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UH, TAKE IT HOME, READ IT. IF

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YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS--

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Mrs. Broderick: I'LL JUST SIGN

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IT. I CAN FREAK OUT PRETTY

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EASILY. ONCE, I READ THE SIDE OF

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AN ASPIRIN BOTTLE, AND I WAS

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CONVINCED THAT MY HEADACHE WAS

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"BLEEDING IN THE BRAIN."

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Ava: ENDORPHINS ARE NATURE'S

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ANTIDEPRESSANTS, AND THEY WORK

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WHETHER OR NOT YOU'RE GETTING A

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RUNNER'S HIGH...WHICH--

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Julia: OHH!

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Ava: I'M GUESSING YOU'RE NOT.

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Julia, gasping: GODDAMN, THAT

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REALLY HURTS.

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Ava: IT'S A SIDE CRAMP. YOUR

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MUSCLES AREN'T USED TO RELEASING

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LACTIC ACID. HERE. MAKE SURE YOU

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BREATHE OUT FULLY. SMALL BREATHS

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IN, DEEP BREATHS OUT.

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[JULIA CRYING]

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Julia: OH, GOD. I'M SO SORRY.

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Ava: NO. DON'T APOLOGIZE.

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RELEASE IS GOOD.

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[JULIA CHUCKLES]

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Julia: THANKS.

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[JULIA EXHALES]

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Ava: YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT IT?

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Julia, sniffling: NO. I'M AFRAID

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THIS IS ONE OF THOSE SITUATIONS

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THAT'S BETTER IN THAN OUT.

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Ava: HOW'S THE RUNNER'S CRAMP?

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Julia: AHEM. GONE. [CHUCKLES]

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Ava: WE DON'T HAVE TO SUFFER AS

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MUCH AS WE THINK WE DO.

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Julia: WHEN I WAS IN COLLEGE...

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ABOUT 17 YEARS AGO...I DID

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SOMETHING I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE,

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AND I NEVER TOLD ANYONE...UP

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UNTIL RECENTLY, AND I OPENED A

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PANDORA'S BOX. I JUST COULDN'T

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TAKE IT, YOU KNOW? THE NOT

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KNOWING.

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Ava: NOT KNOWING WHAT?

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Julia: I SHOULDN'T HAVE BROUGHT

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IT UP. COME ON.

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Ava: YOU KNOW WHAT WAS LEFT IN

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PANDORA'S BOX ONCE THE EVIL

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ESCAPED? HOPE.

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Julia: LISTEN, UM, I WAS

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WONDERING...IF YOU THINK YOU

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COULD GIVE THE COACHING THING

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ANOTHER TRY?

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Ava: I WAS HOPING YOU'D ASK.

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Julia: FOR MATT, I MEAN. HIS

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GRADES HAVE DROPPED. HE DOESN'T

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STUDY ANYMORE.

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Ava: ALL RIGHT. TELL HIM TO

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CALL ME FOR AN APPOINTMENT. OR

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BETTER YET--HE'S A TEENAGER.

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I'LL CALL HIM.

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Julia: THANKS.

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Christian: AHH. LET'S SEE. WAR.

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FAMINE. DISASTER, DISASTER,

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DISASTER...AH, SECOND PANDA BORN

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IN CAPTIVITY.

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Christian: HEY, REMEMBER A FEW

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YEARS AGO WHEN THAT LITTLE BOY

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FELL THROUGH THE GUARDRAIL AT

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THE MIAMI METRO ZOO AND HIT HIS

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HEAD? AND THE FEMALE GORILLA

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SCOOPED HIM UP AND ROCKED HIM

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UNTIL MEDICAL HELP ARRIVED.

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Liz: MOCKING MY EFFORTS TO GET

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PREGNANT IS ONE THING, BUT

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COMPARING ME TO COCO THE

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GORILLA?

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Christian: RELAX, LIZ. NOW,

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YOU'RE JUST THE SISTER I NEVER

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GOT TO TORTURE.

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Liz: WE'RE NOT FAMILY,

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CHRISTIAN. WE'RE NOT EVEN THE

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SAME SUBSPECIES.

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Christian: NEITHER WERE COCO AND

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THAT LITTLE BOY, BUT LOOK AT

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THEM. YOU DON'T HAVE TO GIVE

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BIRTH TO A CHILD IN ORDER TO

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LOVE IT.

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Liz: LOOK...I UNDERSTAND HOW YOU

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MUST BE FEELING AFTER LOSING

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WILBUR, BUT THIS IS DIFFERENT.

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I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO FEEL LIFE

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GROWING INSIDE ME.

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Christian: THEN WHY DID YOU WAIT

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UNTIL IT BECAME A RISK FOR BOTH

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OF YOU?

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Liz: MY FATHER HADN'T DIED YET.

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WHEN HE FOUND OUT I WAS GAY, HE

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TOLD MY MOTHER, "AT LEAST THERE

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WON'T BE ANY KIDS."

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Christian: JESUS. I'M SURPRISED

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YOU DIDN'T GET KNOCKED UP RIGHT

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AWAY JUST TO SHOW HIM.

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Liz: THAT'S WHY I WAITED. I

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DIDN'T WANNA HAVE THIS BABY OUT

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OF SPITE. THIS BABY AND I, WE'RE

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GONNA BE A FAMILY. WE'RE GONNA

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LOVE EACH OTHER, NO MATTER WHAT.

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Christian: LOOK, THAT CLINIC...

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IF THEY GIVE YOU ANY MORE

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TROUBLE--I MEAN...IF YOU'RE

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LOOKING FOR AN ALTERNATE

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SOURCE...HEY, I GOT WAY MORE

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THAN I'LL EVER BE ABLE TO USE.

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Liz: I'M CONFUSED. WE MAYBE HAVE

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ONE CIVIL INTERACTION EVERY

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OTHER LEAP YEAR, AND NOW YOU'RE

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OFFERING ME YOUR SPERM?

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Christian: IT'S YOU OR THE

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TOILET.

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Liz: OK, THIS CONVERSATION

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SHOULD'VE ENDED AT COCO.

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Christian: SERIOUSLY. IT'S A

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GREAT FEELING...BEING A PARENT.

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I WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO MISS OUT

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ON THAT.

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Liz: I HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT.

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WE'RE TALKIN' TURKEY BASTER,

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RIGHT?

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Christian: WELL, I'M SURE IN

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HELL NOT SLEEPIN' WITH YA.

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Sean: AM I INTERRUPTING

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SOMETHING?

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Liz: YES. I'M ABOUT TO HAVE AN

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ANEURYSM. CHRISTIAN IS OFFERING

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ME HIS SPERM.

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[CHRISTIAN CHUCKLES]

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Ava: TO COURAGE.

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Matt: WHY TO COURAGE?

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Ava: BECAUSE IT TOOK A LION'S

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COURAGE FOR YOU TO RING MY

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DOORBELL.

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Matt: YEAH, BUT THE LION WAS MY

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MOTHER.

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[JAZZ PLAYING SOFTLY]

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Matt: THIS IS A NICE PLACE.

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YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK MY

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MOTHER WOULD APPROVE OF ME

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DRINKING DURING THERAPY. DO YOU?

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Ava: IT ISN'T THERAPY...AND

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YOUR MOTHER ISN'T HERE.

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Matt: I SHOULD GO.

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Ava: BUT THIS IS YOUR MOMENT TO

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BECOME A MAN, MATT. YOU'RE SO

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CLOSE. IT'D BE A SHAME TO BLOW

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IT.

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Matt: I'M SORRY?

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Ava: A MAN IS SOMEONE WHO ISN'T

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AFRAID TO STAND NAKED IN HIS

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TRUTH. DON'T BE AFRAID OF WHAT

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YOU CAME OVER HERE TO TELL ME.

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Matt: I DIDN'T COME OVER HERE TO

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TELL YOU ANYTHING. I DON'T EVEN

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KNOW YOU.

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Ava: OK. THEN LET'S DO A TRUST

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EXERCISE. YOU ASK ME TO DO

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SOMETHING THAT COULD HURT ME IF

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I DIDN'T TRUST YOU. THEN YOU

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KNOW YOU CAN TRUST ME. SIT.

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Ava: SAY WHAT YOU'RE FEELING.

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Matt: OK. YOU WANT ME TO STAND

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NAKED IN MY TRUTH. YOU GET

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NAKED, AND I'LL GET NAKED.

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Ava: NOW WE HAVE TO MAKE IT

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DANGEROUS.

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Ava: TAKE A PICTURE. IT'LL BE

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YOUR PROOF.

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Matt: I...

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Ava: YOU COULD SHOW IT TO

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ANYONE, BUT I TRUST YOU NOT TO.

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[MATT LAUGHS]

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Ava: NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS

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WAIT.

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Ava: THIS IS A TRUST GAME,

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MATT, NOT A SEX GAME. I TRUSTED

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YOU. NOW YOU TRUST ME.

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Ava: IT'S OK, MATT. LET IT OUT.

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[MATT BREATHES DEEPLY]

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Matt: ME AND MY FRIEND HENRY...

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GOT HIGH. WE WERE DRIVING

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STONED...

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Matt: AND WE HIT HER.

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WE HIT A GIRL, AND WE LEFT HER.

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Woman, lisping: I DIDN'T WANT

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A FANCY NEW STOVE, BUT HE

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INSISTED. FOR OUR 25th WEDDING

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ANNIVERSARY.

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Christian: AND THE STOVE WAS

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DEFECTIVE?

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Woman: WHEN I WENT TO LIGHT IT,

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IT JUST ERUPTED. IT TOOK OFF MY

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HAIR, MY EYELASHES. I HAD

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THIRD-DEGREE BURNS. MY LIPS

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WERE JUST, UH, BURNED TO A

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CRISP. AFTER THEY COOLED OFF,

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DOCTORS HAD TO PEEL THEM OFF,

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LIKE, UH, FRUIT ROLL-UPS.

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Sean: SOUNDS VERY PAINFUL.

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Woman: YEAH. IT WASN'T PLEASANT,

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I CAN TELL YOU THAT.

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Sean: MRS. CALDERELLO, WE'VE HAD

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TREMENDOUS SUCCESS IN LIP

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RECONSTRUCTION USING THE

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PATIENT'S LABIAL FOLDS AS DONOR

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SITES.

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Mrs. Calderello: LABIAL? THAT

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MEANS "LIPS," RIGHT?

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Christian: THAT'S RIGHT. YOUR

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OTHER LIPS. YOU'VE GOT 2 PAIR.

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Mrs. Calderello: OH, MY GOD.

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ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? I'M

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NOT PUTTING THOSE ON MY FACE!

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Sean: THEY'RE ONLY SKIN, DERMIS.

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Mrs. Calderello: FROM MY LOACA?

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FORGET IT!

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Sean: THERE'S REALLY NO OTHER

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OPTION.

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Mrs. Calderello: WELL, WHAT

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ABOUT WHEN MY HUSBAND KISSES ME?

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Christian: DON'T WORRY. HE WON'T

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BE ABLE TO TELL WHERE IT CAME

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FROM BECAUSE OF TEXTURE OR

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FRAGRANCE.

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Mrs. Calderello: IF HE FINDS

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OUT, HE'LL NEVER KISS ME AGAIN.

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Sean: YOU MEAN, HE DOESN'T

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LIKE--

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Mrs. Calderello: HE'S NEVER

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TRIED IT. HE'S OLD SCHOOL.

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SICILIAN. MEN LIKE HIM THINK

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IT'S A WEAKNESS TO, UH, SATISFY

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A WOMAN IN THAT WAY.

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Christian: MRS. CALDERELLO, IF

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YOUR HUSBAND WANTS SEXUAL

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RELATIONS AT THE END OF A LONG

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DAY, DO YOU EVER SAY NO?

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Mrs. Calderello: OF COURSE NOT.

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I WANT TO MAKE HIM HAPPY.

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Christian: WHAT ABOUT YOUR

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HAPPINESS? THE SECRET JOY OF

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KNOWING THAT IT'S THE FIRST TIME

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THOSE LIPS WILL HAVE EVER BEEN

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KISSED?

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Sean: AFTER SHE TALKED IT OVER

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HONESTLY WITH HER HUSBAND, OF

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COURSE.

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Mrs. Calderello: DO IT. PUT MY

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PUSSY ON MY LIPS. WHAT HE

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DOESN'T KNOW, HE DOESN'T KNOW.

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BUT IF HE ASKS, YOU GOT IT FROM

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MY BREASTS. THOSE HE, UH, CAN'T

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GET ENOUGH OF.

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Ava: MATT, I ONLY SEE PEOPLE BY

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APPOINTMENT, LIKE A DOCTOR.

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Matt: COME ON.

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Ava: I MEAN IT. THIS IS A

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PROFESSIONAL RELATIONSHIP.

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Matt: SO IS THIS WHAT YOU DO?

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YOU GET PEOPLE TO OPEN UP AND

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SPILL THEIR GUTS SO YOU CAN

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STOMP ALL OVER THEM?

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Ava: LOOK, WE NEED TO ESTABLISH

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SOME BOUNDARIES.

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Matt: WHAT, I'M SUPPOSED TO

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BELIEVE THAT YOU GET NAKED WITH

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ALL YOUR CLIENTS? THAT THIS WAS

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JUST SOME STUPID TRUST EXERCISE?

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Ava: LOOK...I MADE A COMMITMENT

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TO YOUR MOTHER TO HELP YOU. I

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DON'T TAKE MY COMMITMENTS

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LIGHTLY, MATT.

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Matt: LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND

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TELL ME YOU'RE NOT ATTRACTED TO

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ME.

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Ava: I AM ATTRACTED TO YOU...BUT

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YOUR MOTHER HIRED ME AS YOUR

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LIFE COACH, NOT YOUR GEISHA.

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Matt: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT

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IT'S LIKE GOING AROUND ALL DAY

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WITH A CONSTANT HARD-ON?

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Ava: YOU WANT SOME RELIEF? GIVE

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ME AN "A" IN FRENCH.

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Matt: YOU'RE OFFERING ME SEX

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FOR GRADES?

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Ava: JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU GET

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YOUR LIFE BACK ON TRACK.

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[MATT LAUGHS]

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Matt: COME ON, THERE'S NO WAY I

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CAN GO FROM A "C" TO AN "A."

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Ava: THEN THERE'S NO WAY I CAN

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RELIEVE YOUR SUFFERING. IT'S

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AMAZING WHAT A LITTLE INCENTIVE

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CAN DO.

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Ava: AU REVOIR.

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Liz: I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE

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SUCKING A TEA BAG OF FAT OUT OF

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A WOMAN WHO'S AS SKINNY AS A

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TWIZZLER.

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Sean: WE'RE SCULPTING LOCALIZED

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FAT DEPOSITS THAT CAN'T BE

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CONTROLLED BY DIET AND EXERCISE.

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BECAUSE MRS. BRODERICK ATTAINED

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HER IDEAL WEIGHT, SHE'S A

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PERFECT CANDIDATE FOR THE

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PROCEDURE.

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Liz: I THINK SHE'S EVEN THINNER

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THAN WHEN SHE CAME IN FOR HER

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CONSULT.

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>> * LIES, LIES, LIES, YEAH,

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LIES, LIES, LIES, YEAH,

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LIES, LIES, LIES, YEAH,

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LIES, LIES, LIES, YEAH,

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OH, LO, LO, LO *

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Liz: SO, UM, I WAS THINKING

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ABOUT ACCEPTING CHRISTIAN'S

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SPERM.

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Sean: COME ON, LIZ. THAT'S YOUR

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DESPERATION TALKING.

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Liz: DAMN STRAIGHT. I JUST CAN'T

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LISTEN TO ANOTHER LAB TECHNICIAN

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TELL ME MY CHILD'S GONNA LOOK

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LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF A DIANE

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ARBUS PHOTO.

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Sean: THERE'S ENOUGH CONFLICT

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IN THIS OFFICE WITHOUT ADDING

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DOMESTIC WARFARE TO THE LIST.

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Liz: WOMEN PAY TOP DOLLAR FOR

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MEDICAL STUDENT SPERM. I'VE GOT

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GRADE-A DOCTOR DNA FOR FREE.

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Sean: WHEN IT INVOLVES

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CHRISTIAN, IT'S NEVER A BARGAIN.

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Christian: WHO TOOK ALLEGRA

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CALDERELLO OFF THE SCHEDULE? I

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MOVED A RHINOPLASTY TO GET HER

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IN!

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Sean: I WANTED TO SIT ON IT.

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Christian: SIT ON IT? THE WOMAN

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HAS NO LIPS.

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Sean: I'M UNCOMFORTABLE ABOUT

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LYING TO HER HUSBAND. IT WOULD

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BE LIKE ME LYING TO JULIA. OR

506
00:23:30,777 --> 00:23:32,044
LYING TO YOU.

507
00:23:32,044 --> 00:23:34,046
>> * LIES, LIES, LIES, YEAH *

508
00:23:34,046 --> 00:23:35,047
Christian: HE'S NOT YOUR

509
00:23:35,047 --> 00:23:37,950
PATIENT. SHE IS. WE'RE SIMPLY

510
00:23:37,950 --> 00:23:39,151
PROTECTING HER PRIVACY.

511
00:23:39,151 --> 00:23:40,152
Sean: WE'RE PROTECTING HER

512
00:23:40,152 --> 00:23:41,554
PRIVACY OR KEEPING HER SECRETS?

513
00:23:41,554 --> 00:23:42,689
Christian: YOU'RE SUCH A GODDAMN

514
00:23:42,689 --> 00:23:45,992
MORALIST. WE LIE, SEAN. WE KEEP

515
00:23:45,992 --> 00:23:47,527
SECRETS IN ORDER TO PROTECT THE

516
00:23:47,527 --> 00:23:49,195
PEOPLE THAT WE LOVE. HUSBANDS,

517
00:23:49,195 --> 00:23:51,764
WIVES, CHILDREN, FRIENDS, EVEN

518
00:23:51,764 --> 00:23:54,934
STRANGERS. SHIT, IF ANNE FRANK

519
00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:56,536
HAD BEEN HIDING IN YOUR ATTIC,

520
00:23:56,536 --> 00:23:57,537
SHE WOULDN'T HAVE GOT PAST THE

521
00:23:57,537 --> 00:24:01,774
WORDS "DEAR DIARY." I'M PUTTING

522
00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:04,844
PUSSY LIPS BACK ON THE SCHEDULE.

523
00:24:04,844 --> 00:24:06,879
>> * LIES, LIES, LIES, YEAH,

524
00:24:06,879 --> 00:24:08,615
WHOA, LO, LO, LO,

525
00:24:08,615 --> 00:24:12,018
LIES, LIES, LIES, YEAH *

526
00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:05,004
Matt: OHH!

527
00:25:05,004 --> 00:25:06,005
Policeman: YOU WANNA TELL US

528
00:25:06,005 --> 00:25:07,774
WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE DOING?

529
00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:16,816
Matt: HEY. THANKS FOR COMING.

530
00:25:16,816 --> 00:25:17,850
Christian: DON'T WORRY, OFFICER.

531
00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:19,251
THIS WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.

532
00:25:19,251 --> 00:25:21,153
Officer: IT BETTER NOT. NEXT

533
00:25:21,153 --> 00:25:22,154
TIME HE'LL BE CHARGED AS AN

534
00:25:22,154 --> 00:25:26,626
ADULT.

535
00:25:26,626 --> 00:25:31,063
Matt, laughing: HOLY SHIT. MAN,

536
00:25:31,063 --> 00:25:32,164
THAT WAS LIKE BEING ABDUCTED BY

537
00:25:32,164 --> 00:25:33,165
ALIENS.

538
00:25:33,165 --> 00:25:35,134
Christian: YEAH? WELL, YOU KEEP

539
00:25:35,134 --> 00:25:36,302
THAT UP AND YOU'LL FIND OUT WHAT

540
00:25:36,302 --> 00:25:37,904
IT'S LIKE TO BE ANALLY PROBED BY

541
00:25:37,904 --> 00:25:39,906
SOME LIFER WHO WANTS TO MAKE YOU

542
00:25:39,906 --> 00:25:44,310
HIS BITCH!

543
00:25:44,310 --> 00:25:45,311
Matt: COME ON, WHAT--WHAT ARE

544
00:25:45,311 --> 00:25:46,613
THEY GONNA DO, ARREST EVERY KID

545
00:25:46,613 --> 00:25:48,915
WHO JACKS OFF?

546
00:25:48,915 --> 00:25:49,916
Christian: YOUR MOMMY DIDN'T

547
00:25:49,916 --> 00:25:51,183
JUST CATCH YOU IN THE BATHROOM,

548
00:25:51,183 --> 00:25:53,786
MATT. YOU WERE BEATING OFF IN

549
00:25:53,786 --> 00:25:55,722
PUBLIC! ONCE YOU ARE BRANDED A

550
00:25:55,722 --> 00:25:57,990
SEX OFFENDER, IT STAYS WITH YOU.

551
00:25:57,990 --> 00:25:59,626
Matt: I'M SCREWING UP MY FUTURE.

552
00:25:59,626 --> 00:26:03,930
I GOT IT. BUT IT WASN'T ALL MY

553
00:26:03,930 --> 00:26:04,931
FAULT.

554
00:26:04,931 --> 00:26:06,198
Christian: OH, RIGHT. LIKE

555
00:26:06,198 --> 00:26:08,735
SOMEONE MADE YOU WHACK OFF?!

556
00:26:08,735 --> 00:26:10,937
Matt: YOU HAVEN'T SEEN HER. SHE

557
00:26:10,937 --> 00:26:12,805
IS UNBELIEVABLY HOT.

558
00:26:12,805 --> 00:26:13,806
Christian: YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL

559
00:26:13,806 --> 00:26:14,941
FOR SOME HOT PIECE OF TEENAGE

560
00:26:14,941 --> 00:26:15,942
ASS?

561
00:26:15,942 --> 00:26:17,176
Matt: SHE'S NOT A TEENAGE PIECE

562
00:26:17,176 --> 00:26:21,313
OF ASS. SHE'S YOUR AGE, OK?

563
00:26:21,313 --> 00:26:23,783
SHE'S THE LIFE COACH MOM HIRED

564
00:26:23,783 --> 00:26:25,184
TO GET MY GRADES UP.

565
00:26:25,184 --> 00:26:27,219
Christian: YOUR GRADES, ASSHOLE,

566
00:26:27,219 --> 00:26:30,289
NOT YOUR DICK! NOW, YOU STAY

567
00:26:30,289 --> 00:26:31,290
AWAY FROM HER!

568
00:26:31,290 --> 00:26:32,759
Matt: OH, YEAH, RIGHT, LIKE YOU

569
00:26:32,759 --> 00:26:35,227
DON'T THINK OLDER WOMEN ARE HOT?

570
00:26:35,227 --> 00:26:36,362
ISN'T THAT WHY YOU SLEPT WITH MY

571
00:26:36,362 --> 00:26:41,701
GRANDMOTHER? MAN, I DON'T EVEN

572
00:26:41,701 --> 00:26:43,302
RECOGNIZE YOU. WHERE'S THE GUY

573
00:26:43,302 --> 00:26:44,971
WHO GOT ME DRUNK WHEN I WAS 13?

574
00:26:44,971 --> 00:26:45,972
WHERE'S THE GUY WHO TOOK ME TO

575
00:26:45,972 --> 00:26:47,674
THAT STRIP CLUB? WHERE'S THE GUY

576
00:26:47,674 --> 00:26:50,743
WHO BOUGHT ME MY FIRST RUBBER?

577
00:26:50,743 --> 00:26:56,716
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

578
00:26:56,716 --> 00:26:57,717
Christian: YOU ARE NEVER TO SEE

579
00:26:57,717 --> 00:27:02,354
HER AGAIN. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?

580
00:27:02,354 --> 00:27:03,389
Matt: HERE'S A LITTLE UPDATE FOR

581
00:27:03,389 --> 00:27:05,925
YOU, CHRISTIAN. I ALREADY HAVE A

582
00:27:05,925 --> 00:27:07,927
FATHER, AND I DON'T NEED ANOTHER

583
00:27:07,927 --> 00:27:09,161
ONE.

584
00:27:19,706 --> 00:27:20,707
Ava: I JUST THINK IT'S LOVELY

585
00:27:20,707 --> 00:27:21,708
YOU'RE SUCH AN INTEGRAL PART OF

586
00:27:21,708 --> 00:27:22,975
HIS LIFE. GROWING UP'S SO

587
00:27:22,975 --> 00:27:25,778
COMPLICATED NOW. WE COULD ALL

588
00:27:25,778 --> 00:27:30,049
USE A PROTECTIVE EYE.

589
00:27:30,049 --> 00:27:31,884
Christian: THANKS. AND I'M HIS

590
00:27:31,884 --> 00:27:34,420
GODFATHER.

591
00:27:34,420 --> 00:27:36,889
Ava: HIS GODFATHER. REALLY?

592
00:27:36,889 --> 00:27:37,890
Christian: I WENT TO COLLEGE

593
00:27:37,890 --> 00:27:40,092
WITH HIS PARENTS. WE'RE ALL

594
00:27:40,092 --> 00:27:43,095
PRETTY CLOSE, AND I'M IN

595
00:27:43,095 --> 00:27:45,364
BUSINESS WITH HIS FATHER. TROY

596
00:27:45,364 --> 00:27:49,168
McNAMARA.

597
00:27:49,168 --> 00:27:51,370
Ava: SO, THAT WAS, WHAT, 20

598
00:27:51,370 --> 00:27:52,438
YEARS AGO?

599
00:27:52,438 --> 00:27:57,243
Christian: 17.

600
00:27:57,243 --> 00:28:00,913
Ava: WELL, HE'S VERY LUCKY THAT

601
00:28:00,913 --> 00:28:04,183
YOU'RE WATCHING OUT OVER HIM.

602
00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:05,985
UH, LOOK, DR. TROY, YOU DO

603
00:28:05,985 --> 00:28:07,119
UNDERSTAND THAT MY WORK WITH

604
00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:08,120
MATT IS STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL.

605
00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:09,121
IF THERE'S ANYTHING IN

606
00:28:09,121 --> 00:28:10,122
PARTICULAR--

607
00:28:10,122 --> 00:28:11,123
Christian: HE'S IN LOVE WITH

608
00:28:11,123 --> 00:28:13,860
YOU.

609
00:28:13,860 --> 00:28:16,128
Ava: I ENCOURAGE TRANSFERENCE.

610
00:28:16,128 --> 00:28:17,129
IT'S INSTRUMENTAL IN BRINGING

611
00:28:17,129 --> 00:28:18,130
ABOUT CHANGE.

612
00:28:18,130 --> 00:28:19,131
Christian: HE WAS CAUGHT

613
00:28:19,131 --> 00:28:20,199
MASTURBATING OUTSIDE YOUR

614
00:28:20,199 --> 00:28:22,334
WINDOW. IS THAT PART OF

615
00:28:22,334 --> 00:28:23,502
TRANSFERENCE, TOO?

616
00:28:23,502 --> 00:28:27,874
[AVA LAUGHS]

617
00:28:27,874 --> 00:28:31,543
Ava: HE'S YOUNG AND VERY SWEET.

618
00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:32,544
Christian: YOU THINK WHAT HE'S

619
00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:35,848
DOING IS SWEET? LOOK, YOU'RE A

620
00:28:35,848 --> 00:28:37,416
BRIGHT, BEAUTIFUL WOMAN. YOU

621
00:28:37,416 --> 00:28:39,919
HAVE A CERTAIN ALLURE TO A KID

622
00:28:39,919 --> 00:28:41,287
WHO'S STILL AT AN IMPRESSIONABLE

623
00:28:41,287 --> 00:28:43,422
AGE. YOU MAY BE UNDERESTIMATING

624
00:28:43,422 --> 00:28:46,192
YOUR EFFECT ON HIM.

625
00:28:46,192 --> 00:28:48,327
Ava: HE'S IMMATURE. I'LL TALK

626
00:28:48,327 --> 00:28:49,796
TO HIM.

627
00:28:49,796 --> 00:28:55,902
Christian: GOOD. [EXHALES] AHEM.

628
00:28:55,902 --> 00:28:57,036
AND IF THERE'S ANYONE ELSE YOU

629
00:28:57,036 --> 00:28:59,438
COULD RECOMMEND FOR HIM TO SEE.

630
00:28:59,438 --> 00:29:00,439
Ava: WHY WOULD I DO THAT?

631
00:29:00,439 --> 00:29:01,440
Christian: WELL, YOU'RE NOT

632
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:02,441
GONNA WORK WITH HIM AFTER WHAT

633
00:29:02,441 --> 00:29:03,442
I TOLD YOU.

634
00:29:03,442 --> 00:29:04,576
Ava: DR. TROY, I'M TRYING TO

635
00:29:04,576 --> 00:29:06,578
RID HIM OF HIS SHAME, ENCOURAGE

636
00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:07,579
HIM TO GET IN TOUCH WITH HIS

637
00:29:07,579 --> 00:29:09,148
FEELINGS, INCLUDING HIS SEXUAL

638
00:29:09,148 --> 00:29:12,218
IMPULSES. HIS ATTRACTION TO ME

639
00:29:12,218 --> 00:29:16,823
IS NORMAL...AS MINE IS TO HIM...

640
00:29:16,823 --> 00:29:20,326
AND MUTUALLY ADVANTAGEOUS. HE

641
00:29:20,326 --> 00:29:22,061
MAKES ME FEEL 10 YEARS YOUNGER.

642
00:29:22,061 --> 00:29:23,062
Christian: YOU WANNA FEEL

643
00:29:23,062 --> 00:29:24,596
YOUNGER, TRY BOTOX, NOT A

644
00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:25,932
17-YEAR-OLD KID.

645
00:29:25,932 --> 00:29:26,933
Ava: I HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE SO

646
00:29:26,933 --> 00:29:27,934
PURITANICAL.

647
00:29:27,934 --> 00:29:28,935
Christian: I'M A GODDAMN

648
00:29:28,935 --> 00:29:30,602
PILGRIM! HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH

649
00:29:30,602 --> 00:29:31,603
HIM?

650
00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:32,604
Ava: I TOLD YOU THAT'S

651
00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:34,440
CONFIDENTIAL. YOU'LL HAVE TO

652
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:35,474
FIND SOME OTHER FANTASY TO HELP

653
00:29:35,474 --> 00:29:36,475
YOU GET IT UP.

654
00:29:36,475 --> 00:29:37,476
Christian: I'LL HAVE YOU

655
00:29:37,476 --> 00:29:38,945
ARRESTED FOR STATUTORY RAPE.

656
00:29:38,945 --> 00:29:39,946
Ava: HE'S 17. IN FLORIDA,

657
00:29:39,946 --> 00:29:40,947
THAT'S A CONSENTING ADULT.

658
00:29:40,947 --> 00:29:41,948
Christian: YOU CERTAINLY KNOW

659
00:29:41,948 --> 00:29:42,949
YOUR RAPE LAW.

660
00:29:42,949 --> 00:29:43,950
Ava: WELL, AS SOMEONE WHO,

661
00:29:43,950 --> 00:29:44,951
ACCORDING TO MATT, HAS HAD THEIR

662
00:29:44,951 --> 00:29:46,585
SHARE OF TEENAGE GIRLS, YOU'RE

663
00:29:46,585 --> 00:29:52,591
STUPID IF YOU DON'T.

664
00:29:52,591 --> 00:29:57,196
Christian: WELL...I'M SURE JULIA

665
00:29:57,196 --> 00:29:58,965
WILL BE VERY INTERESTED TO HEAR

666
00:29:58,965 --> 00:30:00,232
ABOUT WHAT PARTS OF LIFE YOU'RE

667
00:30:00,232 --> 00:30:01,500
COACHING HER SON IN.

668
00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:03,035
Ava: AND I'M SURE SEAN WILL BE

669
00:30:03,035 --> 00:30:04,370
VERY INTERESTED TO KNOW WHO

670
00:30:04,370 --> 00:30:10,309
MATT'S REAL FATHER IS.

671
00:30:10,309 --> 00:30:11,310
Christian: I DON'T KNOW WHAT

672
00:30:11,310 --> 00:30:13,279
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

673
00:30:13,279 --> 00:30:15,514
Ava: DON'T YOU?

674
00:30:15,514 --> 00:30:16,548
Christian: JULIA WOULD NEVER--

675
00:30:16,548 --> 00:30:18,918
Ava: SHE DIDN'T NEED TO. THE

676
00:30:18,918 --> 00:30:21,320
RESEMBLANCE IS QUITE OBVIOUS.

677
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:22,521
OF COURSE, WE RARELY BELIEVE

678
00:30:22,521 --> 00:30:24,490
WHAT WE SEE WHEN WE DON'T WANNA

679
00:30:24,490 --> 00:30:26,425
SEE IT.

680
00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:42,574
Sean: IT'S STILL VERY EARLY. YOU

681
00:30:42,574 --> 00:30:44,043
SHOULD CALL THE OFFICE IF YOU

682
00:30:44,043 --> 00:30:45,544
NOTICE ANY ADDITIONAL DRAINAGE

683
00:30:45,544 --> 00:30:50,416
FROM THE INCISION SITE. BUT

684
00:30:50,416 --> 00:30:53,152
OTHER THAN THAT, WE'RE RIGHT ON

685
00:30:53,152 --> 00:30:55,087
COURSE.

686
00:31:04,563 --> 00:31:10,036
Mrs. Broderick: WOW. THIS WOULD

687
00:31:10,036 --> 00:31:11,971
NOT MAKE A VERY GOOD "AFTER"

688
00:31:11,971 --> 00:31:13,572
PICTURE. LOOKS LIKE I'VE BEEN IN

689
00:31:13,572 --> 00:31:15,975
A CAR ACCIDENT OR SOMETHING.

690
00:31:15,975 --> 00:31:17,076
Sean: THE BRUISING WILL GO AWAY

691
00:31:17,076 --> 00:31:19,211
IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS, AND MINOR

692
00:31:19,211 --> 00:31:20,279
PUCKERING AT THE INCISION IS

693
00:31:20,279 --> 00:31:21,280
NOT UNCOMMON.

694
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:23,315
Mrs. Broderick: MMM. [CHUCKLES]

695
00:31:23,315 --> 00:31:25,017
THERE WERE NO PICTURES LIKE THIS

696
00:31:25,017 --> 00:31:27,086
IN THE BROCHURES YOU GAVE ME.

697
00:31:27,086 --> 00:31:28,087
Sean: WELL, IF IT'S STILL THERE

698
00:31:28,087 --> 00:31:29,588
IN A FEW WEEKS, WE'LL TAKE CARE

699
00:31:29,588 --> 00:31:30,622
OF IT USING A LOCAL IN THE

700
00:31:30,622 --> 00:31:33,725
OFFICE.

701
00:31:33,725 --> 00:31:34,726
Mrs. Broderick: BUT YOU DIDN'T

702
00:31:34,726 --> 00:31:35,727
SAY ANYTHING ABOUT A SECOND

703
00:31:35,727 --> 00:31:36,695
SURGERY.

704
00:31:36,695 --> 00:31:37,729
Sean: IF IT'S STILL THERE,

705
00:31:37,729 --> 00:31:38,730
WHICH I'M SURE IT WON'T BE.

706
00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:39,731
Mrs. Broderick: WHAT HAPPENED TO

707
00:31:39,731 --> 00:31:41,333
"LIPOSUCTION IS THE MOST COMMON

708
00:31:41,333 --> 00:31:42,334
PROCEDURE"?

709
00:31:42,334 --> 00:31:43,335
Sean: IT'S NOT UNUSUAL FOR

710
00:31:43,335 --> 00:31:44,336
PATIENTS TO COME IN FOR A

711
00:31:44,336 --> 00:31:45,972
TOUCH-UP. THIS ISN'T LIKE THOSE

712
00:31:45,972 --> 00:31:47,106
TV SHOWS WHERE EVERYTHING'S

713
00:31:47,106 --> 00:31:48,440
PERFECT AFTER SURGERY: NO

714
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:49,608
BRUISING, NO NEED FOR A PERIOD

715
00:31:49,608 --> 00:31:50,609
OF CONVALESCENCE.

716
00:31:50,609 --> 00:31:51,610
Mrs. Broderick: YOU SHOULD'VE

717
00:31:51,610 --> 00:31:53,612
WARNED ME. YOU KNOW, I HAVE A

718
00:31:53,612 --> 00:31:57,083
JOB INTERVIEW IN 10 DAYS. I

719
00:31:57,083 --> 00:31:58,084
CAN'T AFFORD TO GO THROUGH THIS

720
00:31:58,084 --> 00:31:59,618
AGAIN.

721
00:31:59,618 --> 00:32:01,087
Sean: GIVE IT TIME. EVERYONE

722
00:32:01,087 --> 00:32:02,088
HEALS AT THEIR OWN--

723
00:32:02,088 --> 00:32:03,089
Mrs. Broderick: TIME IS WHAT I

724
00:32:03,089 --> 00:32:07,493
DON'T HAVE, DOCTOR. I THOUGHT

725
00:32:07,493 --> 00:32:11,697
YOU UNDERSTOOD THAT. THIS IS IT.

726
00:32:11,697 --> 00:32:22,474
THIS IS MY SHOT. OHH...GOD. LOOK

727
00:32:22,474 --> 00:32:27,646
AT ME. HOW MANY MORE CHANCES

728
00:32:27,646 --> 00:32:29,448
DO YOU THINK I'M GONNA GET?

729
00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:37,556
>> * THE THING THAT MAKES ME,

730
00:32:37,556 --> 00:32:43,162
WHAT THE GUYS GO CRAZY FOR,

731
00:32:43,162 --> 00:32:45,231
THEY LOSE THEIR MINDS,

732
00:32:45,231 --> 00:32:47,233
THE WAY I WIND,

733
00:32:47,233 --> 00:32:48,134
I THINK IT'S TIME... *

734
00:32:48,134 --> 00:32:49,735
Sean: THERE'S NO WINNER.

735
00:32:49,735 --> 00:32:50,669
YOU'RE GONNA GIVE YOURSELF

736
00:32:50,669 --> 00:32:51,537
A HEART ATTACK.

737
00:32:51,537 --> 00:32:54,806
Christian: PROMISE?

738
00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:56,508
I HATE THIS PLACE.

739
00:32:56,508 --> 00:32:57,676
Sean: COME ON, WE'RE LUCKY.

740
00:32:57,676 --> 00:32:59,411
STATE-OF-THE-ART, 5 MINUTES FROM

741
00:32:59,411 --> 00:33:00,279
THE OFFICE.

742
00:33:00,279 --> 00:33:01,280
Christian: LOOK AROUND.

743
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:03,249
IT'S LIKE PLANET OF OUR BOTCHED

744
00:33:03,249 --> 00:33:04,416
BOOB JOBS.

745
00:33:06,752 --> 00:33:07,586
Woman: * MY MILK SHAKE

746
00:33:07,586 --> 00:33:09,288
BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD

747
00:33:09,288 --> 00:33:09,821
AND THEIR LIFE

748
00:33:09,821 --> 00:33:10,822
IS BETTER THAN YOURS

749
00:33:10,822 --> 00:33:11,823
DAMN RIGHT *

750
00:33:11,823 --> 00:33:12,758
Sean: MAYBE WE SHOULD SET UP A

751
00:33:12,758 --> 00:33:13,692
KIOSK.

752
00:33:16,162 --> 00:33:18,430
Sean: LISTEN, WHY DON'T YOU COME

753
00:33:18,430 --> 00:33:19,665
OVER AFTER THIS, BREAK BREAD

754
00:33:19,665 --> 00:33:21,500
WITH THE FAMILY. WE ALL MISS

755
00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:23,069
YOU, ESPECIALLY THE KIDS.

756
00:33:23,069 --> 00:33:24,403
Christian: THANKS, BUT I'M NOT

757
00:33:24,403 --> 00:33:26,238
UP FOR FAMILY NIGHT. WHAT I NEED

758
00:33:26,238 --> 00:33:28,140
IS AN EVENING OF SYNCHRONIZED

759
00:33:28,140 --> 00:33:29,075
SCREWING.

760
00:33:29,075 --> 00:33:29,841
Sean: SO YOU CAN NUMB YOUR PAIN

761
00:33:29,841 --> 00:33:31,710
FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS? MAYBE

762
00:33:31,710 --> 00:33:32,844
INSTEAD OF A CHILD, YOU NEED

763
00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:33,845
A RELATIONSHIP.

764
00:33:33,845 --> 00:33:34,780
Christian: NOT EVERYONE IS LUCKY

765
00:33:34,780 --> 00:33:36,548
ENOUGH TO FIND A WOMAN WHO CAN

766
00:33:36,548 --> 00:33:37,716
GET THEM HARD PHYSICALLY AND

767
00:33:37,716 --> 00:33:39,285
MENTALLY, SEAN. I JUST WANT TO

768
00:33:39,285 --> 00:33:40,452
FIND SOMEONE WHOSE COMPANY I CAN

769
00:33:40,452 --> 00:33:43,122
STAND ONCE HER MOUTH IS FREE OF

770
00:33:43,122 --> 00:33:44,123
OBSTRUCTION.

771
00:33:47,593 --> 00:33:48,660
Woman: * THE BOYS

772
00:33:48,660 --> 00:33:51,497
ARE WAITING *

773
00:33:51,497 --> 00:33:52,864
Prince: * DON'T HAVE TO BE

774
00:33:52,864 --> 00:33:55,734
BEAUTIFUL

775
00:33:55,734 --> 00:33:57,469
TO TURN ME ON *

776
00:33:57,469 --> 00:33:59,505
Sean: GUESS WHAT I FOUND?

777
00:33:59,505 --> 00:34:00,506
Christian: I'M NOT SURE I WANT

778
00:34:00,506 --> 00:34:01,707
TO KNOW.

779
00:34:01,707 --> 00:34:04,143
Sean: YOUR IDEAL WOMAN.

780
00:34:04,143 --> 00:34:05,477
Christian: IN THERE?

781
00:34:05,477 --> 00:34:07,279
SHE MUST BE AWFULLY TINY.

782
00:34:07,279 --> 00:34:08,280
Sean: I WANT YOU TO MEET HER.

783
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:09,248
SHE'S BEAUTY AND BRAINS IN ONE

784
00:34:09,248 --> 00:34:10,349
PACKAGE.

785
00:34:10,349 --> 00:34:11,217
Prince: * MY LOVE

786
00:34:11,217 --> 00:34:13,352
I'LL BE YOUR FOOL

787
00:34:13,352 --> 00:34:15,187
YEAH *

788
00:34:15,187 --> 00:34:16,355
Christian: FORGET IT.

789
00:34:16,355 --> 00:34:17,356
I'M NOT INTERESTED.

790
00:34:17,356 --> 00:34:19,325
Sean: TOO LATE. SHE'S ACTUALLY

791
00:34:19,325 --> 00:34:21,827
HERE.

792
00:34:21,827 --> 00:34:25,731
CHRISTIAN TROY, AVA MOORE.

793
00:34:25,731 --> 00:34:26,832
Prince: * AS A MATTER

794
00:34:26,832 --> 00:34:27,833
OF FACT

795
00:34:27,833 --> 00:34:31,203
I JUST WANT YOUR EXTRA TIME

796
00:34:31,203 --> 00:34:33,839
AND YOUR KISS *

797
00:34:36,842 --> 00:34:38,744
[CHRISTIAN SIGHS]

798
00:34:38,744 --> 00:34:39,778
Ava: NICE TO MEET YOU,

799
00:34:39,778 --> 00:34:41,147
CHRISTIAN.

800
00:34:41,147 --> 00:34:43,715
Sean: WELL, I SHOULD GO.

801
00:34:43,715 --> 00:34:46,252
I HAVE A PATIENT.

802
00:34:46,252 --> 00:34:47,653
BY THE WAY, I'M THRILLED

803
00:34:47,653 --> 00:34:48,620
ABOUT MATT.

804
00:34:48,620 --> 00:34:49,455
Christian: WHAT ABOUT HIM?

805
00:34:49,455 --> 00:34:50,289
Sean: HE GOT AN "A" ON HIS

806
00:34:50,289 --> 00:34:51,257
FRENCH MID-TERM. BEFORE HE

807
00:34:51,257 --> 00:34:52,258
STARTED SEEING AVA, HE WAS

808
00:34:52,258 --> 00:34:53,325
GETTING Cs. SHE'S AN

809
00:34:53,325 --> 00:34:55,161
INCREDIBLE MOTIVATOR.

810
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:01,933
Christian: WHAT THE HELL

811
00:35:01,933 --> 00:35:02,934
ARE YOU DOING HERE?

812
00:35:02,934 --> 00:35:04,503
Ava: JUST WANTED TO SEE THE

813
00:35:04,503 --> 00:35:05,537
EXPRESSION ON YOUR FACE WHEN YOU

814
00:35:05,537 --> 00:35:08,407
SAW ME. DEFINITELY WORTH

815
00:35:08,407 --> 00:35:11,677
THE TRIP.

816
00:35:11,677 --> 00:35:14,813
Christian: LOOK, WE'RE NOT THAT

817
00:35:14,813 --> 00:35:17,349
DIFFERENT, YOU AND I, AND I

818
00:35:17,349 --> 00:35:18,950
THINK WE OWE MATT A CHANCE.

819
00:35:18,950 --> 00:35:19,951
Ava: TO DO WHAT?

820
00:35:19,951 --> 00:35:21,287
Christian: TO BECOME AN ADULT

821
00:35:21,287 --> 00:35:23,189
WITHOUT US SCREWING HIM UP.

822
00:35:23,189 --> 00:35:24,890
HE'S A GOOD KID.

823
00:35:24,890 --> 00:35:27,193
HE DESERVES BETTER.

824
00:35:32,298 --> 00:35:36,268
HOW ABOUT I MAKE A DEAL WITH

825
00:35:36,268 --> 00:35:38,270
YOU?

826
00:35:38,270 --> 00:35:40,239
Ava: I'M LISTENING.

827
00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:42,541
Christian: HAVE ME INSTEAD.

828
00:35:42,541 --> 00:35:45,211
YOU WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED.

829
00:35:53,819 --> 00:35:57,989
Ava: AGE HAS ITS ADVANTAGES...

830
00:35:57,989 --> 00:35:59,691
BUT WITH YOUTH, YOU GET TO

831
00:35:59,691 --> 00:36:02,694
TOUCH THE FUTURE. AS A TEACHER,

832
00:36:02,694 --> 00:36:07,333
THAT'S THE BEST PART OF MY JOB.

833
00:36:07,333 --> 00:36:09,635
Christian: GET OUT OF MY OFFICE.

834
00:36:09,635 --> 00:36:10,636
Ava: WELL, YOU'LL HAVE TO SHOOT

835
00:36:10,636 --> 00:36:14,005
ME FIRST...

836
00:36:14,005 --> 00:36:16,708
WITH BOTOX. I HAVE A HOT DATE

837
00:36:16,708 --> 00:36:18,644
WITH A YOUNG MAN, SO I'M TAKING

838
00:36:18,644 --> 00:36:19,878
YOUR ADVICE.

839
00:36:19,878 --> 00:36:20,912
Christian: YOU'D TRUST ME WITH

840
00:36:20,912 --> 00:36:22,448
A NEEDLE FULL OF POISON

841
00:36:22,448 --> 00:36:24,450
AIMED AT YOUR FOREHEAD?

842
00:36:24,450 --> 00:36:26,352
Ava: WITH THE INFORMATION I'VE

843
00:36:26,352 --> 00:36:28,687
GOT ON YOU, NOW IS NOT THE TIME

844
00:36:28,687 --> 00:36:31,690
OR PLACE TO DENY ME ANYTHING.

845
00:36:35,427 --> 00:36:36,628
Christian: 2 CCs IS WHAT'S

846
00:36:36,628 --> 00:36:38,497
USUALLY RECOMMENDED. HOWEVER,

847
00:36:38,497 --> 00:36:39,565
IT DOES VARY FROM PERSON TO

848
00:36:39,565 --> 00:36:41,933
PERSON, AND IT HAS BEEN KNOWN

849
00:36:41,933 --> 00:36:43,535
TO INTERFERE WITH A PATIENT'S

850
00:36:43,535 --> 00:36:46,905
ABILITY TO EAT, BLINK, AND

851
00:36:46,905 --> 00:36:49,975
SPEAK, BUT I'M SURE YOU'LL

852
00:36:49,975 --> 00:36:51,343
BE FINE.

853
00:37:27,045 --> 00:37:29,648
Ava: OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT

854
00:37:29,648 --> 00:37:32,418
SEAN. I'LL TELL HIM WE LACKED

855
00:37:32,418 --> 00:37:34,486
CHEMISTRY. I'LL SAY YOU WERE

856
00:37:34,486 --> 00:37:36,922
ARROGANT, BANAL, AND IN MY

857
00:37:36,922 --> 00:37:38,089
OPINION, SIMPLY NOT READY FOR

858
00:37:38,089 --> 00:37:40,626
A MATURE RELATIONSHIP.

859
00:37:47,899 --> 00:37:51,370
Sean: GOOD. THE INCISIONS ARE

860
00:37:51,370 --> 00:37:55,507
HEALING NICELY. NO SIGNS OF

861
00:37:55,507 --> 00:37:58,410
INFECTION.

862
00:37:58,410 --> 00:37:59,411
Mr. Calderello: THEY LOOK

863
00:37:59,411 --> 00:38:01,447
SO PINK AND SMOOTH,

864
00:38:01,447 --> 00:38:02,981
LIKE BEFORE THEY GOT ALL

865
00:38:02,981 --> 00:38:04,983
WRINKLY FROM SMOKING CIGARETTES.

866
00:38:04,983 --> 00:38:06,618
IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE YOU CAN

867
00:38:06,618 --> 00:38:08,387
TAKE SKIN FROM DOWN THERE

868
00:38:08,387 --> 00:38:11,122
AND PUT IT ON HER FACE.

869
00:38:11,122 --> 00:38:12,724
Sean: I'M DELIGHTED YOU TOLD

870
00:38:12,724 --> 00:38:13,592
HIM, MRS. CALDERELLO.

871
00:38:13,592 --> 00:38:14,460
Mrs. Calderello: WELL,

872
00:38:14,460 --> 00:38:15,861
OF COURSE. I WANTED HIM TO KNOW

873
00:38:15,861 --> 00:38:17,796
WHEN HE KISSED ME, HE'D BE

874
00:38:17,796 --> 00:38:19,565
KISSING THE SKIN FROM BEHIND

875
00:38:19,565 --> 00:38:21,733
MY KNEE. HE ALWAYS USED TO

876
00:38:21,733 --> 00:38:23,101
TICKLE ME THERE.

877
00:38:23,101 --> 00:38:24,002
Mr. Calderello: THE FIRST TIME

878
00:38:24,002 --> 00:38:26,805
I SAW THE PIETA, YOU COULD FEEL

879
00:38:26,805 --> 00:38:28,474
THE SMOOTHNESS OF THE MADONNA'S

880
00:38:28,474 --> 00:38:31,142
LIPS. THAT'S HOW I FEEL

881
00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:32,811
WHEN I LOOK AT MY MADONNA.

882
00:38:32,811 --> 00:38:35,013
WHEN DO I GET TO KISS HER?

883
00:38:35,013 --> 00:38:36,448
SHE KEEPS SAYING TO ASK YOU.

884
00:38:36,448 --> 00:38:37,483
Mrs. Calderello: ALL OF

885
00:38:37,483 --> 00:38:38,650
A SUDDEN, HE'S IN SUCH A HURRY.

886
00:38:38,650 --> 00:38:39,551
Mr. Calderello: THEY JUST LOOK

887
00:38:39,551 --> 00:38:41,487
SO PINK.

888
00:38:41,487 --> 00:38:42,721
Sean: THAT'S REALLY UP TO YOUR

889
00:38:42,721 --> 00:38:45,724
WIFE. WHENEVER SHE FEELS

890
00:38:45,724 --> 00:38:46,925
COMFORTABLE.

891
00:38:52,030 --> 00:38:54,966
[DEAN MARTIN SINGING IN ITALIAN]

892
00:39:01,507 --> 00:39:05,043
Dean Martin: * VOLARE

893
00:39:05,043 --> 00:39:09,047
WHOA *

894
00:39:09,047 --> 00:39:09,915
Mr. Calderello: SO SOFT AND

895
00:39:09,915 --> 00:39:12,017
SMOOTH, EVEN BETTER THAN

896
00:39:12,017 --> 00:39:13,018
BEFORE.

897
00:39:13,018 --> 00:39:16,888
Dean Martin: * WHOA *

898
00:39:16,888 --> 00:39:19,925
[CONTINUES SONG IN ITALIAN]

899
00:39:31,102 --> 00:39:32,938
Liz: I HAD LUNCH WITH A

900
00:39:32,938 --> 00:39:35,006
COUPLE OF MY GAY FRIENDS,

901
00:39:35,006 --> 00:39:36,842
MARK AND HIS PARTNER JEFF.

902
00:39:36,842 --> 00:39:38,910
WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS FOR YEARS,

903
00:39:38,910 --> 00:39:44,015
SO, UH...I FIGURED I'D ASK THEM

904
00:39:44,015 --> 00:39:46,084
ABOUT BECOMING SPERM DONORS.

905
00:39:46,084 --> 00:39:49,888
Christian: MAKES SENSE. I'M

906
00:39:49,888 --> 00:39:50,889
NOT INSULTED.

907
00:39:50,889 --> 00:39:53,959
Liz: THEY TURNED ME DOWN.

908
00:39:53,959 --> 00:39:55,160
APPARENTLY, THEY'D FEEL MORE

909
00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:56,928
COMFORTABLE WITH A YOUNGER

910
00:39:56,928 --> 00:39:57,896
LESBIAN.

911
00:40:02,701 --> 00:40:03,835
Christian: AGE DOESN'T

912
00:40:03,835 --> 00:40:05,704
NECESSARILY ENSURE A HEALTHY

913
00:40:05,704 --> 00:40:06,805
CHILD.

914
00:40:06,805 --> 00:40:07,973
Liz: THAT'S WHAT I TOLD THEM.

915
00:40:07,973 --> 00:40:09,575
THEN THEY QUOTED ME STATISTICS,

916
00:40:09,575 --> 00:40:11,710
AND THEY STUCK ME WITH THE BILL.

917
00:40:11,710 --> 00:40:15,914
FUNNY HOW YOU TURN OUT TO BE

918
00:40:15,914 --> 00:40:17,949
THE GUY WHO SHOWS UP WHEN

919
00:40:17,949 --> 00:40:21,520
YOU NEED HIM.

920
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:24,656
SO...I'D LIKE TO ACCEPT YOUR

921
00:40:24,656 --> 00:40:27,893
OFFER, IF IT'S STILL GOOD.

922
00:40:33,899 --> 00:40:35,601
Christian: GOOD WHILE SUPPLIES

923
00:40:35,601 --> 00:40:36,768
LAST.

924
00:40:56,154 --> 00:40:57,756
Sean: THERE'S JUST NOTHING MORE

925
00:40:57,756 --> 00:40:59,024
I CAN DO.

926
00:40:59,024 --> 00:41:00,258
Julia: HONEY, I DON'T RECALL US

927
00:41:00,258 --> 00:41:02,528
INVITING CHRISTIAN TO JOIN US.

928
00:41:02,528 --> 00:41:05,163
Sean: YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M LIKE A

929
00:41:05,163 --> 00:41:07,899
PATHOLOGICAL RESCUER. BESIDES,

930
00:41:07,899 --> 00:41:08,900
IF AVA CAN'T GET THROUGH

931
00:41:08,900 --> 00:41:09,968
TO HIM...

932
00:41:09,968 --> 00:41:11,036
Julia: HE MET AVA?

933
00:41:11,036 --> 00:41:12,604
Sean: I INVITED HER TO THE

934
00:41:12,604 --> 00:41:13,905
OFFICE. I THOUGHT THEY'D HIT

935
00:41:13,905 --> 00:41:14,906
IT OFF.

936
00:41:14,906 --> 00:41:16,274
Julia: YOU FIXED THEM UP AT

937
00:41:16,274 --> 00:41:18,877
WORK? WHAT HAPPENED?

938
00:41:18,877 --> 00:41:20,746
Sean: NOT MUCH. APPARENTLY, THEY

939
00:41:20,746 --> 00:41:23,214
LACKED CHEMISTRY.

940
00:41:23,214 --> 00:41:24,883
Mrs. Broderick: DR. McNAMARA!

941
00:41:24,883 --> 00:41:25,917
Julia: WHO'S THAT?

942
00:41:25,917 --> 00:41:28,887
Sean: A PATIENT. BOBBI, WHAT

943
00:41:28,887 --> 00:41:29,921
ARE YOU DOING HERE?

944
00:41:29,921 --> 00:41:31,657
Mrs. Broderick: I FOLLOWED YOU.

945
00:41:31,657 --> 00:41:33,725
YOU AND YOUR LOVELY WIFE.

946
00:41:33,725 --> 00:41:34,793
I DON'T MEAN TO RUIN YOUR NIGHT

947
00:41:34,793 --> 00:41:37,228
OUT, BUT I WANTED TO THANK YOU,

948
00:41:37,228 --> 00:41:41,667
PUBLICLY...FOR THIS.

949
00:41:41,667 --> 00:41:43,802
ISN'T IT FABULOUS, LADIES?

950
00:41:43,802 --> 00:41:46,204
LIPOSUCTION BY DR. SEAN

951
00:41:46,204 --> 00:41:48,874
McNAMARA OF McNAMARA-TROY.

952
00:41:48,874 --> 00:41:50,208
CALL ANY TIME FOR AN

953
00:41:50,208 --> 00:41:51,810
APPOINTMENT, BUT DON'T FORGET

954
00:41:51,810 --> 00:41:54,079
TO READ THE FINE PRINT BECAUSE

955
00:41:54,079 --> 00:41:55,814
HE SURE AS HELL WON'T TELL YOU

956
00:41:55,814 --> 00:41:56,682
ABOUT IT.

957
00:41:56,682 --> 00:41:58,183
Sean: THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO

958
00:41:58,183 --> 00:41:59,918
WITH ME. OBVIOUSLY, YOU'VE HAD

959
00:41:59,918 --> 00:42:00,819
A SUDDEN WEIGHT GAIN--

960
00:42:00,819 --> 00:42:01,787
Mrs. Broderick: DON'T YOU DARE

961
00:42:01,787 --> 00:42:02,954
TRY TO TWIST THIS AROUND LIKE

962
00:42:02,954 --> 00:42:04,656
IT'S MY FAULT! YOU NEVER

963
00:42:04,656 --> 00:42:05,624
BOTHERED TO EXPLAIN THE RISKS

964
00:42:05,624 --> 00:42:06,758
TO ME. I GUESS YOU DIDN'T WANT

965
00:42:06,758 --> 00:42:08,026
TO WASTE THE TIME BECAUSE I'M

966
00:42:08,026 --> 00:42:09,227
NOT IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO YOU.

967
00:42:09,227 --> 00:42:10,161
Manager: EXCUSE ME, MA'AM.

968
00:42:10,161 --> 00:42:11,096
I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU--

969
00:42:11,096 --> 00:42:12,097
Mrs. Broderick: I'LL GO WHEN HE

970
00:42:12,097 --> 00:42:13,364
APOLOGIZES. THIS MAN RUINED MY

971
00:42:13,364 --> 00:42:14,299
CAREER.

972
00:42:14,299 --> 00:42:15,233
Sean: CAREER? YOU HAD A JOB

973
00:42:15,233 --> 00:42:17,836
INTERVIEW.

974
00:42:17,836 --> 00:42:19,838
Mrs. Broderick: YOU NEVER TOOK

975
00:42:19,838 --> 00:42:23,208
ME SERIOUSLY, DID YOU? I WAS

976
00:42:23,208 --> 00:42:24,710
JUST A MIDDLE-AGED NOTHING.

977
00:42:24,710 --> 00:42:25,711
Sean: LOOK, THERE WAS NOTHING

978
00:42:25,711 --> 00:42:27,012
WRONG WITH THAT LIPOSUCTION.

979
00:42:27,012 --> 00:42:28,079
NOW, IF YOU WANT TO COME TO MY

980
00:42:28,079 --> 00:42:29,114
OFFICE AND TALK ABOUT FIXING--

981
00:42:29,114 --> 00:42:30,015
Mrs. Broderick: NO, DR.

982
00:42:30,015 --> 00:42:31,817
McNAMARA, YOU COME TO MY

983
00:42:31,817 --> 00:42:33,118
LAWYER'S OFFICE, AND YOU TALK

984
00:42:33,118 --> 00:42:36,287
TO HIM. AND YOU CAN TAKE YOUR

985
00:42:36,287 --> 00:42:38,724
GODDAMN CONDESCENDING A.M.A.

986
00:42:38,724 --> 00:42:40,626
VOICE AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR

987
00:42:40,626 --> 00:42:42,761
PINCHED LITTLE ASS!

988
00:42:58,176 --> 00:42:59,645
Ava: TO YOUR CONTINUED SUCCESS.

989
00:42:59,645 --> 00:43:03,248
I'M VERY PROUD OF YOU.

990
00:43:12,023 --> 00:43:13,925
Matt: MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST SKIP

991
00:43:13,925 --> 00:43:17,162
THE REST OF DINNER AND GO RIGHT

992
00:43:17,162 --> 00:43:18,196
TO THE REWARD.

993
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:25,203
Ava: I HAVEN'T FINISHED YET...

994
00:43:25,203 --> 00:43:26,271
AND YOU HAVEN'T TOUCHED YOUR

995
00:43:26,271 --> 00:43:27,372
VEGETABLES.

996
00:43:34,412 --> 00:43:36,815
Matt: WELL, THIS IS BULLSHIT.

997
00:43:36,815 --> 00:43:38,216
ALL THAT CRAP ABOUT KEEPING

998
00:43:38,216 --> 00:43:40,218
YOUR COMMITMENTS. WELL, I KEPT

999
00:43:40,218 --> 00:43:42,287
MINE. YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO

1000
00:43:42,287 --> 00:43:43,822
INTENTION OF KEEPING YOURS.

1001
00:43:43,822 --> 00:43:46,091
Ava: GOD DAMN IT.

1002
00:43:56,334 --> 00:43:58,269
YOU REALLY NEED TO LEARN TO

1003
00:43:58,269 --> 00:43:59,871
TRUST MORE.

1004
00:44:51,990 --> 00:44:54,092
Ava: I NEED TO DASH. EARLY

1005
00:44:54,092 --> 00:44:56,494
CLIENT. DON'T BE LATE FOR

1006
00:44:56,494 --> 00:44:57,896
SCHOOL.

1007
00:45:16,848 --> 00:45:18,383
Boy: HEY, HOW'S IT GOIN'?

1008
00:45:26,925 --> 00:45:29,527
Boy: COULD YOU PASS THE MILK?

1009
00:45:29,527 --> 00:45:31,062
Matt: WHO ARE YOU?

1010
00:45:31,062 --> 00:45:36,401
Boy: ADRIAN. AVA'S SON.

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00:45:48,814 --> 00:45:49,815
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