1 00:00:20,771 --> 00:00:23,490 Written and performed by: 2 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:31,536 With: 3 00:00:39,957 --> 00:00:41,800 Also with: 4 00:00:45,295 --> 00:00:47,468 Additionally, also with: 5 00:00:58,350 --> 00:01:01,149 Why don't you go to Sweden? on vacation this year? 6 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:11,572 See the charming lakes. 7 00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:22,925 The wonderful telephone system. 8 00:01:29,006 --> 00:01:32,010 And many interesting furry animals 9 00:01:32,342 --> 00:01:35,186 The characters, incidents and names that appear are fictitious 10 00:01:35,345 --> 00:01:38,224 and any resemblance to the name or someone's story 11 00:01:38,348 --> 00:01:41,443 It is accidental and involuntary. Signed RICHARD M. NIXON. 12 00:01:41,518 --> 00:01:43,441 Including the majestic elk. 13 00:01:46,690 --> 00:01:48,863 Once, my sister was bitten by a moose... 14 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:52,575 He was engraving his initials on it 15 00:01:52,696 --> 00:01:54,539 with sharp tip of an interdental brush 16 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:56,495 gift from svenge, his brother-in-law, a dentist from Oslo 17 00:01:56,533 --> 00:01:58,831 and actor of: "The dentist's hot hands", 18 00:01:58,910 --> 00:02:01,390 "Fillings of passion", "The enormous molars of Horst Nodfink"... 19 00:02:02,372 --> 00:02:07,094 Sorry for the subtitling errors. Those responsible have been fired. 20 00:02:07,502 --> 00:02:10,472 You know, the moose bites They can be very bad... 21 00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:15,769 Sorry again for the errors of subtitling. Those responsible 22 00:02:15,886 --> 00:02:18,765 to fire the fired people, They have been fired. 23 00:02:59,429 --> 00:03:01,648 The hired directors to continue credits 24 00:03:01,765 --> 00:03:02,891 after saying goodbye to the rest, 25 00:03:02,974 --> 00:03:04,647 They just got fired. 26 00:03:04,768 --> 00:03:07,362 We have finished the credits changing the style 27 00:03:07,437 --> 00:03:09,485 spending a lot of money and at the last minute. 28 00:03:20,784 --> 00:03:22,912 Directed by 40 TRAINED ECUADORIAN LLAMAS 29 00:03:22,994 --> 00:03:24,871 6 VENEZUELAN LLAMAS 142 MEXICAN LLAMAS 30 00:03:24,955 --> 00:03:26,753 14 CHILEAN GUANACOS (RELATED TO THE LLAMAS) 31 00:03:26,832 --> 00:03:28,175 THE BRIXTON REG FLAME 32 00:03:28,291 --> 00:03:29,964 76,000 BATTERY-POWERED FLAMES 33 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:31,761 FROM 'LLAMA-FRESH' FARMS NEAR PARAGUAY 34 00:03:31,837 --> 00:03:33,555 and TERRY GILLIAM and TERRY JONES. 35 00:03:38,135 --> 00:03:43,062 ENGLAND 932 AD 36 00:04:17,007 --> 00:04:18,224 Ioooo! 37 00:04:36,318 --> 00:04:37,365 IStop! 38 00:04:39,029 --> 00:04:40,326 Who's going? 39 00:04:40,530 --> 00:04:44,706 It is I, Arthur, Son of Uther Pendragön, of Camelot Castle. 40 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:48,004 King of the Bretons, victor of the Saxons. 41 00:04:48,663 --> 00:04:50,836 ISovereign of all England! 42 00:04:52,209 --> 00:04:53,711 I don't believe it. 43 00:04:53,835 --> 00:04:57,055 It's true, and this is Patsy, my faithful squire. 44 00:04:57,422 --> 00:05:00,926 We have traveled far and wide the country in search of gentlemen... 45 00:05:01,051 --> 00:05:06,023 who want to join my court of Camelot. I want to talk to your owner and lord. 46 00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:08,896 - 5How? 5On horseback? - Yes. 47 00:05:09,184 --> 00:05:11,312 - You're using coconuts! - 5What? 48 00:05:11,394 --> 00:05:15,319 You have two empty half coconuts and you are hitting them. 49 00:05:15,398 --> 00:05:19,278 ;And? We ride since the snows winters covered these lands. 50 00:05:19,778 --> 00:05:23,408 - Through the kingdom of Mercia. - Where did you get the coconuts from? 51 00:05:23,532 --> 00:05:24,704 We found them. 52 00:05:24,783 --> 00:05:28,037 Did you find them? GIn Mercia? The coconut is a tropical fruit. 53 00:05:28,411 --> 00:05:31,164 - What do you mean? - That this is a temperate zone. 54 00:05:31,248 --> 00:05:34,923 The swallow flies south with the sun, and the swift and the plover... 55 00:05:35,043 --> 00:05:39,389 They seek warmer climates in winter and they are not unknown in our land. 56 00:05:40,382 --> 00:05:45,263 - Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? - Of course not. But they can transport them. 57 00:05:45,387 --> 00:05:50,109 - 5What? Moon swallow with a coconut? - I could grab it by the shell. 58 00:05:50,475 --> 00:05:55,402 It's not a question of where you grab it. It's a simple matter of weight. 59 00:05:55,814 --> 00:05:59,990 A 150 gram bird cannot with a half kilo coconut. 60 00:06:00,110 --> 00:06:04,991 It doesn't matter. Go tell your master that Arthur of Camelot is here. 61 00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:09,620 To maintain flight speed... 62 00:06:09,911 --> 00:06:14,508 a swallow must flap its wings 43 times per second, right? 63 00:06:14,624 --> 00:06:16,592 - Please! - Isn't that like that? 64 00:06:17,335 --> 00:06:21,636 - I'm not interested. - An African swallow could carry it. 65 00:06:22,299 --> 00:06:26,930 50h, sl'! An African swallow perhaps. But not a European one. That's what I say. 66 00:06:27,012 --> 00:06:28,309 I agree. 67 00:06:28,430 --> 00:06:32,776 Ask your lord if he wants to join to my court of Camelot. 68 00:06:33,643 --> 00:06:36,772 But, of course, the African swallows They are not migratory. 69 00:06:36,855 --> 00:06:40,029 - Oh, right. - So they can't bring coconuts either. 70 00:06:40,692 --> 00:06:44,322 Wait a minute! What if they transported it between two swallows? 71 00:06:44,696 --> 00:06:49,623 - No, they would have to wear it in something long. - Easy. They could have used a vine. 72 00:06:49,993 --> 00:06:53,463 - Does it hold under the dorsal feathers? -GWhy not? 73 00:06:55,332 --> 00:06:56,879 Bring your dead! 74 00:07:28,823 --> 00:07:29,870 Ninepence. 75 00:07:49,719 --> 00:07:51,892 - Bring your dead. - Here you have one. 76 00:07:52,055 --> 00:07:53,181 Ninepence. 77 00:07:53,264 --> 00:07:54,857 - I'm not dead! - 5What? 78 00:07:54,933 --> 00:07:57,652 - Nothing. Your ninepence. - I'm not dead! 79 00:07:57,727 --> 00:07:59,946 - He says he's not dead. - Yes, it is. 80 00:08:00,063 --> 00:08:01,531 - I'm not! - Aren't you? 81 00:08:01,606 --> 00:08:04,200 - It will be soon. He is very sick. - I'm better! 82 00:08:04,275 --> 00:08:06,027 In a moment you will be stiff. 83 00:08:06,111 --> 00:08:08,830 I can't take him away like that. It's against the regulations. 84 00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:12,205 - I don't want to go in that car. - Don't be a kid. 85 00:08:12,283 --> 00:08:14,456 - I can't take him away. - I'm fine. 86 00:08:14,577 --> 00:08:16,579 - Do us a favor. - Can't. 87 00:08:16,705 --> 00:08:19,333 Can't you wait a few minutes? It won't take long. 88 00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:22,135 I have to go to the Robinsons' house. Today nine have died. 89 00:08:22,252 --> 00:08:24,004 -When are you coming back again? - On Thursday. 90 00:08:24,087 --> 00:08:27,808 - I'm going to go for a walk. - You don't fool anyone, you know. 91 00:08:27,924 --> 00:08:32,896 -Can't you do anything? - I'm happy. 92 00:08:34,264 --> 00:08:37,188 - Thank you so much. - You are welcome. Until Thursday. 93 00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:38,393 Good. 94 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:45,279 - Who is that? - Don't know. He must be a king. 95 00:08:45,567 --> 00:08:48,116 -GWhy? - Because it's not dirty. 96 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:13,645 - Old woman! - I am a man! 97 00:09:14,137 --> 00:09:17,562 Old man. Sorry. What knight lives in that castle? 98 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:19,938 - I'm 37. - 5What? 99 00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:24,072 - I'm 37. I'm not an old man. - I can't just call you "man." 100 00:09:24,147 --> 00:09:27,151 - You could call me "Dennis." - I didn't know your name was Dennis. 101 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:28,906 You haven't bothered to ask. 102 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:31,738 I apologized for the "old lady" thing, but from behind... 103 00:09:31,821 --> 00:09:35,075 I object to automatically Treat me like an inferior. 104 00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:38,082 - Well, I'm king. - GReyfP Very nice. 105 00:09:38,661 --> 00:09:41,505 How did you get it? Exploiting the workers! 106 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:45,340 clinging to imperialist dogmatism outdated that perpetuates... 107 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:48,422 economic and social differences of our society! 108 00:09:48,505 --> 00:09:53,011 -If we ever want to progress... - There's some great trash here. 109 00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:55,262 Nice to meet you. 110 00:09:55,345 --> 00:09:58,349 I greet you, good woman. I am Arthur, King of the Bretons. 111 00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:00,854 - Whose castle is that? - King of what? 112 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:03,107 - From the Bretons. - Who are the Bretons? 113 00:10:03,353 --> 00:10:06,357 All of us. We are all Bretons. And I am your king. 114 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:10,281 I didn't know we had a king. We are an autonomous community. 115 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:13,204 You are wrong. We live in a dictatorship. 116 00:10:13,321 --> 00:10:16,370 A self-perpetuating autocracy, in which the working class... 117 00:10:16,491 --> 00:10:18,960 We're already with the classes. 118 00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:23,541 - That's the crux of the matter. If the people... - Please, good people. I'm in a hurry. 119 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:25,838 Who lives in that castle? 120 00:10:26,376 --> 00:10:28,470 - No one lives there. - Who is your lord? 121 00:10:28,545 --> 00:10:30,547 - We don't have a sir. - 5What? 122 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:33,725 I already told you. We are an anarcho-syndicalist commune. 123 00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:37,387 We take turns acting as an official of the executive for a week. 124 00:10:37,512 --> 00:10:40,061 - Yes. - But the decisions of that official... 125 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:43,144 - are ratified in a biweekly assembly. - Yes, I see. 126 00:10:43,226 --> 00:10:46,571 - By majority in the case of internal affairs. - Isilenciol. 127 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:51,072 - And by a two-thirds majority in case of... - Isilenciol I order you to be quiet. 128 00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:53,574 It "orders" you. Who does he think he is? 129 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:56,247 - I am your king! - I didn't vote for you. 130 00:10:56,573 --> 00:10:59,998 - Kings are not voted on. - So how did you become king? 131 00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:05,211 The Lady of the Lake, with her arm sheathed in the purest and most brilliant silk, 132 00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:08,589 He brought Excalibur out of the depths of the waters... 133 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:14,096 meaning, by divine providence, that I, Arthur, had to carry Excalibur. 134 00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:16,093 That is why I am your king! 135 00:11:16,217 --> 00:11:20,688 That a strange woman who lives in the background From a lake, handing out swords is not a basis... 136 00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:24,108 for a system of government. The supreme executive power... 137 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:28,781 It derives from the will of the masses. Not from some absurd aquatic ceremony. 138 00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:29,947 ISilence! 139 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:33,118 You will not try to show off the supreme executive power... 140 00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:35,783 because a swimming whore I threw a sword at you. 141 00:11:35,904 --> 00:11:39,124 Isilenciol - iIf I were saying that I am emperor... 142 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:43,461 because a wet chick threw me a scimitar, they would lock me up! 143 00:11:43,578 --> 00:11:47,628 - Do you want to shut up? - Look at the violence inherent to the system. 144 00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:51,465 - Icállatel. - Look at the violence inherent in the system! 145 00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:54,632 - Help, they are repressing me! - Damn peasant! 146 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:57,137 What a revelation. Have you heard? 147 00:11:57,217 --> 00:12:00,312 What I've always said. Have you seen the repression? 148 00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:40,115 You fight with strength of many men, Gentleman. 149 00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:45,454 I am Arthur, King of the Bretons. 150 00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:54,293 I look for the bravest knights of the country to join mn' in Camelot. 151 00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:03,101 You have proven yourself worthy. Will you 503 join me? 152 00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:11,814 You grieve me. So be it. Come on, Patsy. 153 00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:13,816 They will not pass. 154 00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:16,322 - 5What? - They will not pass. 155 00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:20,736 I don't want problems, good gentleman, But I must cross this bridge. 156 00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:22,991 Then you must die. 157 00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:27,830 As King of the Bretons I order you to stand aside. 158 00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:31,754 I will not move for any man. 159 00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:34,750 So be it! 160 00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:03,578 Now stand aside, noble adversary. 161 00:15:03,653 --> 00:15:06,873 - This is just a scratch. - G, "A scratch"? I have cut off one of your arms. 162 00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:09,367 - No, it's not true. - So what is that? 163 00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:11,919 - I have suffered worse wounds. - Mentis 164 00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:13,621 Come on, coward! 165 00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:23,048 The victory is mine. 166 00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:27,055 I thank you, Lord, because in your... 167 00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:29,937 - Come on, fight. - 5What? 168 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:31,480 On guard. 169 00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:35,651 You are brave, knight, but the victory is mine. 170 00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:37,319 Do you give up, geh? 171 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,899 Look, you stupid bastard. You no longer have arms. 172 00:15:40,982 --> 00:15:42,450 - Yes, I have. - IMiradl. 173 00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:44,361 It's just a superficial wound. 174 00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:47,868 - Well, stop. - IGallinal. 175 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,450 I'll cut off your leg. IAIIá goes! 176 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,664 - I'll take revenge for that. - GWhat will you do? 177 00:15:55,746 --> 00:15:58,670 - Come here. - What will you do? Bleed on me? 178 00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:01,502 - I am invincible! - You are a crazy person. 179 00:16:02,253 --> 00:16:05,928 The Black Knight always triumphs. ;Let's fight. 180 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,218 OK. 181 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,567 Alright, we'll call it a tie. 182 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,899 - Come on, Patsy. - Oh, I see. 183 00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:22,983 Ghuis? You are a cowardly bastard! 184 00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:27,453 Come back here to fight! I'll bite your legs off! 185 00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:06,950 - A witch! - We have found a witch. 186 00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:11,284 - A witch. - We have found a witch. 187 00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:15,618 We have a witch. 188 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:19,038 Burn it! 189 00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:31,305 - We have a witch. Can we burn it? - IQuemadlal 190 00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:36,143 - How do you know she is a witch? - It looks like it. 191 00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:39,642 Show it to me. 192 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:44,819 - I'm not a witch. - But you dress like one. 193 00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:47,991 - They dressed me like that. - It's not true! 194 00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:50,658 And this is not my nose. It's fake. 195 00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:56,496 - 5Okay? - Well, we put the nose on it. 196 00:17:57,326 --> 00:18:00,170 - GThe nose? - And the hat. But she is a witch. 197 00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:03,500 Burn it! 198 00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:08,508 - G, Have you dressed her like that? - No. Yes. 199 00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:12,183 Yes a bit. He has a wart. 200 00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:17,681 - What makes you think she is a witch? - Well, it turned me into a newt. 201 00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:20,353 In triton? 202 00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:25,862 I'm better now. 203 00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:28,821 - Burn it anyway. - IQuemadlal 204 00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:37,375 Silence! There are ways to know if she is a witch. 205 00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:41,538 - GAh, yeah? Which ones? Tell us. - G, Do they hurt? 206 00:18:41,996 --> 00:18:44,875 Tell me: What is done with witches? 207 00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:47,385 Burn them! 208 00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:52,219 - What else burns apart from witches? - More witches! 209 00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:57,053 - Wood. -Then why do witches burn? 210 00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:11,067 - GWhy are they made of wood? - That is. 211 00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:16,705 And how can you know If this is made of wood? 212 00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:22,541 - Making a bridge with her. - G, Can't a bridge be made of stone? 213 00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:24,918 Oh yes. 214 00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:28,259 Does wood sink in water? 215 00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:31,087 - No. - Fleet. 216 00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:32,930 Throw it in the lake! 217 00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:39,054 - And what else floats in water? - Elpan. 218 00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:41,939 - The apples. - Very small stones. 219 00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:45,105 - Cider. Cherries. - Dip. Mud. 220 00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:47,274 - The churches. - The lead. 221 00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:48,653 A goose! 222 00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:52,112 Exact. 223 00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:55,449 So, then... 224 00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:57,618 If she... 225 00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:00,791 It weighs the same as a goose... 226 00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:04,791 It is made of wood. 227 00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:06,289 And therefore... 228 00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:09,959 - She's a witch! - You're a witch! 229 00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:16,974 We'll use my biggest scale. 230 00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:40,828 Good. Remove the supports! 231 00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:47,087 - A witch! - A witch! 232 00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:49,840 - You caught me. - IQuemadlal 233 00:20:58,007 --> 00:21:01,181 gWho are you, that you are so versed in the field of science? 234 00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:04,643 - I am Arthur, King of the Bretons. - My lord. 235 00:21:06,015 --> 00:21:10,987 Good gentleman, do you want to come with me? to Camelot and join the Square Table? 236 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,648 My lord, I would feel very honored. 237 00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:16,864 -What are your names? - Bedevere, my lord. 238 00:21:17,318 --> 00:21:20,037 Then I appoint you, Sir Bedevere... 239 00:21:20,863 --> 00:21:22,831 knight of the Square Table. 240 00:21:23,157 --> 00:21:24,283 BOOK OF THE MOVIE. 241 00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:28,041 The wise Sir Bedevere was the first of King Arthur's knights. 242 00:21:28,162 --> 00:21:31,041 But they would soon follow other illustrious names. 243 00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:33,383 Sir Lancelot the Brave. 244 00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:36,049 Sir Galahad the Pure. 245 00:21:36,879 --> 00:21:39,883 And Sir Robin, the Not-as-brave-as-Sir-Lancelot, 246 00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:42,218 who almost fought against the Dragon of Angnor, 247 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:45,396 that almost faced to the evil Gal/ina of Bristol, 248 00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:49,226 and that it gets wet personally at the Battle of Badon Hill. 249 00:21:49,391 --> 00:21:52,895 And the good called Sir He-doesn't-appear-in-this-movie. 250 00:21:54,355 --> 00:21:56,073 Together they formed a group... 251 00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:59,903 whose names and exploits They would be told through the centuries. 252 00:22:00,069 --> 00:22:02,538 The Knights of the Square Table. 253 00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:06,580 And this, my lord, is how we know that the Earth is shaped like a banana. 254 00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:09,169 That knowledge amazes me, Sir Bedevere. 255 00:22:09,245 --> 00:22:13,091 Explain to me again how to avoid it an earthquake with a sheep's bladder. 256 00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:15,167 - Of course, sir. - Look, my lord. 257 00:22:19,213 --> 00:22:21,056 - Camelot. - Camelot. 258 00:22:21,257 --> 00:22:23,259 - Camelot. - It's just a model. 259 00:22:24,927 --> 00:22:27,601 Gentlemen, welcome to your new home. 260 00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:30,391 Let us ride to Camelot! 261 00:22:32,226 --> 00:22:35,526 We are of the Square Table, the knights We dance whenever we can. 262 00:22:35,604 --> 00:22:38,699 We do numbers and choir scenes With impeccable decorum. 263 00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:42,028 We had a good dinner here at Camelot We eat jam and a lot of ham. 264 00:22:48,909 --> 00:22:53,085 We are of the Square Table, the EI knights show is to take your hat off. 265 00:22:53,789 --> 00:22:55,541 But on many occasions They give us some songs. 266 00:22:55,624 --> 00:22:58,468 That are despair We love singing at Camelot. 267 00:22:58,627 --> 00:23:00,800 We sing a lot from the diaphragm. 268 00:23:15,978 --> 00:23:18,322 In war we are tough and capable. 269 00:23:19,148 --> 00:23:21,321 Totally tireless. 270 00:23:22,151 --> 00:23:23,994 Among our exploits We put sequins on the vests. 271 00:23:24,111 --> 00:23:27,331 And we play Clark Gable We have a busy life in Camelot. 272 00:23:27,656 --> 00:23:31,661 I have to push the cart a lot. 273 00:23:36,624 --> 00:23:40,094 No, thinking about it, Let's not go to Camelot. It's a ridiculous place. 274 00:23:40,169 --> 00:23:41,466 Good. 275 00:23:50,512 --> 00:23:53,982 Arthur. 276 00:23:54,350 --> 00:23:55,852 King of the Bretons. 277 00:23:57,686 --> 00:24:01,441 Do not kneel. If there is something that is not I can't stand it, it's people who kneel. 278 00:24:01,523 --> 00:24:03,196 - I'm sorry. - And don't be sorry. 279 00:24:03,692 --> 00:24:07,287 Every time I talk to someone it's "I'm sorry about that" sorry about that 280 00:24:07,363 --> 00:24:09,036 and "I am not worthy" _ 281 00:24:09,198 --> 00:24:11,872 - g What are you doing now? - I look away, Sir. 282 00:24:11,992 --> 00:24:16,543 Don't do it. It's like in those miserable psalms so depressing. 283 00:24:16,705 --> 00:24:18,457 - Now, leave it! - Yes, sir. 284 00:24:18,540 --> 00:24:22,044 Good. Arthur, King of the Bretons. 285 00:24:22,670 --> 00:24:25,298 Your knights of the Square Table They will have a task... 286 00:24:25,381 --> 00:24:28,055 to become an example in these dark times. 287 00:24:28,175 --> 00:24:30,894 - Good idea, Sir! - Of course it's a good idea. 288 00:24:31,553 --> 00:24:35,228 Look, Arthur, this is the Holy Grail. 289 00:24:35,557 --> 00:24:40,188 Look, Arturo, because your sacred task is to find it. 290 00:24:40,562 --> 00:24:42,860 That will be your purpose, Arturo. 291 00:24:43,732 --> 00:24:46,531 The search for the Holy Grail. 292 00:24:50,656 --> 00:24:54,502 - A blessing from the Lord. - Praise God! 293 00:25:15,681 --> 00:25:19,811 The search for the Holy Grail 294 00:25:53,093 --> 00:25:54,219 Stop! 295 00:26:05,147 --> 00:26:06,239 Hello! 296 00:26:13,822 --> 00:26:14,948 Hello! 297 00:26:16,658 --> 00:26:18,160 Hello. ;Who is it? 298 00:26:18,494 --> 00:26:22,124 I am King Arthur, and these are my knights of the Square Table. 299 00:26:22,247 --> 00:26:23,840 Whose castle is this? 300 00:26:23,999 --> 00:26:27,344 This is my lord's castle, Guy de Loimbard. 301 00:26:27,628 --> 00:26:31,508 Go and tell your lord that God has entrusted to us... 302 00:26:31,924 --> 00:26:36,395 a sacred mission. If you give us food and shelter for the night... 303 00:26:36,804 --> 00:26:39,683 you can join us in the search for the Holy Grail. 304 00:26:40,015 --> 00:26:43,189 Well, I'll ask you, But I don't think he's interested. 305 00:26:43,268 --> 00:26:45,362 You already have one, you know. 306 00:26:46,522 --> 00:26:48,991 - 5What? - He says he already has one! 307 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:54,155 - Are you sure you have one? - Oh, yes. It's very pretty. 308 00:26:55,030 --> 00:26:57,203 I told him we already have one. 309 00:27:00,369 --> 00:27:04,670 - Can we go up and see it? - Of course not! You are English. 310 00:27:06,291 --> 00:27:08,589 - Well, what are you? - I am French. 311 00:27:08,669 --> 00:27:12,640 Why do you think I have this zany accent, fool king? 312 00:27:13,132 --> 00:27:16,352 - What are you doing in England? - Mind your own business. 313 00:27:17,970 --> 00:27:21,770 If you don't show us the Grail, We will take the castle by force. 314 00:27:21,849 --> 00:27:25,023 You don't scare us, English dogs! 315 00:27:25,602 --> 00:27:29,573 Go boil your asses, children of stupid parents. 316 00:27:29,857 --> 00:27:33,737 I blow my nose at you, King Arthur. 317 00:27:33,944 --> 00:27:38,040 You and your stupid English gentlemen. 318 00:27:44,913 --> 00:27:48,292 - What a strange person. - Listen to me, good man... 319 00:27:48,375 --> 00:27:50,753 I don't want to keep talking to you, 320 00:27:51,044 --> 00:27:54,298 airhead, trough cleaner. 321 00:27:54,715 --> 00:27:57,434 I fart in your direction. 322 00:27:57,926 --> 00:28:02,807 Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled like elderberry. 323 00:28:05,058 --> 00:28:07,777 Is there anyone else up there Who can we talk to? 324 00:28:07,853 --> 00:28:11,733 No. Now go, or I will mock you again. 325 00:28:14,109 --> 00:28:17,739 This is your last chance. I have been more than reasonable... 326 00:28:17,821 --> 00:28:19,289 - iFetchez la vache! - G Quoi? 327 00:28:19,406 --> 00:28:20,828 ;Fetchez la vache! 328 00:28:23,243 --> 00:28:26,338 If you don't heed my orders, I... 329 00:28:28,207 --> 00:28:29,504 Jesus! 330 00:28:30,876 --> 00:28:31,968 Oysters! 331 00:28:34,588 --> 00:28:36,886 Good! ;Charge! 332 00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:54,108 IRetreat! IRetreat! 333 00:29:04,660 --> 00:29:06,913 - IMalditosl I will tear them to pieces. - No no. 334 00:29:06,995 --> 00:29:09,999 Sir, I have a plan, sir. 335 00:30:45,385 --> 00:30:46,477 - A cadeau. - 5What? 336 00:30:46,553 --> 00:30:47,679 - A gift. - A cadeau. 337 00:30:47,763 --> 00:30:50,266 Oui, allons-y. Let's go. 338 00:31:14,289 --> 00:31:15,461 What do we do now? 339 00:31:15,540 --> 00:31:20,467 Now, Lancelot, Galahad and I We will wait for nightfall... 340 00:31:20,879 --> 00:31:25,055 and then we'll jump out of the rabbit, taking the French by surprise. 341 00:31:25,550 --> 00:31:28,178 Not only by surprise, but completely unarmed! 342 00:31:29,179 --> 00:31:30,431 Who will jump? 343 00:31:31,306 --> 00:31:33,650 Lancelot, Galahad and I... 344 00:31:34,935 --> 00:31:36,733 We will jump out of the rabbit. 345 00:31:42,609 --> 00:31:45,738 Behold. If we build a large wooden badger... 346 00:31:49,741 --> 00:31:52,119 ;Withdrawal. 347 00:32:01,878 --> 00:32:04,472 - History for Schools. Take 8. - IAcciönl. 348 00:32:04,881 --> 00:32:08,727 The defeat at the castle resulted bitter and disappointing for King Arthur. 349 00:32:09,052 --> 00:32:12,602 The ferocity of the French attack It had taken him by surprise. 350 00:32:12,681 --> 00:32:13,898 A FAMOUS HISTORIAN 351 00:32:13,974 --> 00:32:18,229 Arturo was convinced that it was A new strategy is needed... 352 00:32:18,395 --> 00:32:22,821 if I wanted to finish successfully the search for the Holy Grail. 353 00:32:22,899 --> 00:32:25,743 After consulting with his knights, Arturo decided... 354 00:32:26,153 --> 00:32:30,408 that they should separate and search for the Holy Grail individually. 355 00:32:30,824 --> 00:32:32,667 And that's what they did... 356 00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:37,046 iFrank! 357 00:32:42,294 --> 00:32:47,926 The story of Sir Robin. 358 00:32:48,675 --> 00:32:51,554 So, the knights separated. 359 00:32:51,845 --> 00:32:55,099 Sir Robin ride north, Through the dark Ewing Forest, 360 00:32:55,348 --> 00:32:57,897 accompanied by his favorite troubadours. 361 00:32:59,144 --> 00:33:02,865 The brave Sir Robin He left Camelot. 362 00:33:03,607 --> 00:33:07,703 I was not afraid of death Oh, brave Sir Robin. 363 00:33:08,069 --> 00:33:11,994 I had no fear Of dying in horrible ways. 364 00:33:12,449 --> 00:33:15,168 Brave, Brave, Brave Sir Robin. 365 00:33:16,870 --> 00:33:20,670 I didn't have the slightest bit of fear To end up mashed. 366 00:33:21,374 --> 00:33:25,595 Orhaving his eyes gouged out And they broke his elbows. 367 00:33:25,837 --> 00:33:29,762 His knees would break And they will burn his body. 368 00:33:30,050 --> 00:33:33,270 They will cut and destroy the limbs The brave Sir Robin. 369 00:33:34,763 --> 00:33:36,811 That they opened his head And they will take out his heart. 370 00:33:36,932 --> 00:33:38,812 They will tear out his liver And they will empty the bowels. 371 00:33:38,934 --> 00:33:41,858 They will cut off his nose, they will burn his ass And the penis... 372 00:33:41,937 --> 00:33:44,861 Enough music for now, guys. 373 00:33:45,690 --> 00:33:47,658 Looks like we have work. 374 00:33:50,278 --> 00:33:53,122 Anarcho-syndicalism It is a way of preserving freedom. 375 00:33:53,281 --> 00:33:56,706 Dennis, forget freedom. Don't throw that mud. 376 00:34:00,288 --> 00:34:02,541 IStop! - -›. 377 00:34:02,749 --> 00:34:05,502 It is the brave Sir Robin... 378 00:34:05,585 --> 00:34:06,882 Shut up! 379 00:34:07,796 --> 00:34:11,141 Nobody, really. I was just passing by here. 380 00:34:11,383 --> 00:34:12,635 4' What do you want? 381 00:34:12,717 --> 00:34:14,060 Fight and... 382 00:34:14,135 --> 00:34:15,352 Shut up! 383 00:34:16,471 --> 00:34:18,223 Nothing. Nothing, really. 384 00:34:19,140 --> 00:34:22,485 - Just stop by here, good gentleman. - I'm afraid not. 385 00:34:24,479 --> 00:34:29,326 - I am a knight of the Square Table. - G Are you a knight of the Square Table? 386 00:34:29,693 --> 00:34:30,785 Yes. 387 00:34:30,860 --> 00:34:33,079 - In that case I will have to kill you. - GAh yeah? 388 00:34:33,154 --> 00:34:35,327 - I think not. - G What do I think? 389 00:34:35,490 --> 00:34:37,288 - Kill him. - Let's be good to him. 390 00:34:37,367 --> 00:34:38,459 - Shut up. - But... 391 00:34:38,535 --> 00:34:39,582 iYtü! 392 00:34:39,661 --> 00:34:41,663 Take out the sword. /I want cut off his head! 393 00:34:41,746 --> 00:34:44,590 - Take yours. - Yes, do us all a favor. 394 00:34:44,666 --> 00:34:46,668 - What? - You're just talking nonsense. 395 00:34:46,751 --> 00:34:49,550 - You're lucky not to be by his side. - G What do you mean? 396 00:34:49,671 --> 00:34:51,673 - You snore. - I don't. 397 00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:55,060 - Your breath smells. - Only because you don't brush my teeth. 398 00:34:55,176 --> 00:34:57,520 ;Stop complaining, and let's have tea! 399 00:34:57,596 --> 00:35:01,692 ;Okay! First we kill him and then we had tea and pastries. 400 00:35:01,850 --> 00:35:03,147 - Yes. - No pasta. 401 00:35:03,226 --> 00:35:06,696 ;Okay! No pasta. But let's kill him anyway. 402 00:35:06,771 --> 00:35:07,863 Good. 403 00:35:10,442 --> 00:35:12,786 - It's not there! - Of course! He has escaped! 404 00:35:12,861 --> 00:35:14,113 The brave Sir Robin flees 405 00:35:14,195 --> 00:35:15,196 iNog. 406 00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:17,123 Boldly flee and flee. 407 00:35:17,198 --> 00:35:18,324 It's not true. 408 00:35:19,284 --> 00:35:23,209 When danger rears its ugly head He fled with his tail between his legs. 409 00:35:23,288 --> 00:35:27,213 Yes, the Brave Sir Robin is gone Like a gallant hen. 410 00:35:27,542 --> 00:35:31,388 Turning around with courage He will retire very bravely. 411 00:35:31,504 --> 00:35:33,381 The bravest of them all, Sir Robin 412 00:35:33,465 --> 00:35:34,637 ;I never! 413 00:35:56,363 --> 00:36:00,618 The story of Sir Galahad. 414 00:37:02,262 --> 00:37:05,482 Open the door. 415 00:37:06,641 --> 00:37:09,815 In the name of the King Arturo, open the door! 416 00:37:18,820 --> 00:37:19,992 Hello! 417 00:37:20,488 --> 00:37:24,163 Welcome, gentle gentleman. Welcome to Antrax Castle. 418 00:37:25,493 --> 00:37:27,837 - LEI Castle of Antrax? - Yes. 419 00:37:28,830 --> 00:37:30,924 It's not a very good name, is it? 420 00:37:30,999 --> 00:37:35,505 But we are kind, and we will attend all, all your needs! 421 00:37:36,504 --> 00:37:38,848 Are you the guardians of the Holy Grail? 422 00:37:39,007 --> 00:37:41,351 - READ what? - The Grail. Is it here? 423 00:37:42,343 --> 00:37:45,347 You are very tired and you must rest. 424 00:37:45,847 --> 00:37:47,190 IMidget! ;Crapperl 425 00:37:47,515 --> 00:37:50,519 - Yes, Zoot? - Prepare a bed for our guest. 426 00:37:51,019 --> 00:37:53,613 - Thanks, Zoot. - Thank you. 427 00:37:53,688 --> 00:37:55,361 Come on, come on, maids! 428 00:37:57,192 --> 00:38:01,322 Here the beds are warm, soft and very, very big. 429 00:38:01,821 --> 00:38:04,540 - Well, it's just... - What is your name, handsome gentleman? 430 00:38:04,866 --> 00:38:06,994 Sir Galahad the Chaste. 431 00:38:08,203 --> 00:38:11,173 I am Zoot. Only Zoot. 432 00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:16,011 - But come. - Please show me the Grail. 433 00:38:17,212 --> 00:38:20,182 You have suffered a lot. You are delirious. 434 00:38:20,256 --> 00:38:23,009 - I have seen it. It's here. - ISir Galahad! 435 00:38:23,092 --> 00:38:27,063 You will not be so ungallant to reject our hospitality. 436 00:38:30,350 --> 00:38:35,356 I fear that our life will seem to you very boring compared to yours. 437 00:38:36,272 --> 00:38:41,244 We are 160 blondes and brunettes, all between 16 and 19 and a half years old, 438 00:38:41,694 --> 00:38:44,743 locked in this castle without anyone protecting us. 439 00:38:45,907 --> 00:38:47,409 It's a lonely life. 440 00:38:48,201 --> 00:38:53,173 Bathing, putting on, taking off and sewing provocative underwear. 441 00:38:54,749 --> 00:38:57,252 We are not used to to attractive gentlemen. 442 00:38:57,585 --> 00:39:00,259 No. Come. Lie down here. 443 00:39:02,423 --> 00:39:04,767 - But you are hurt! - No, it's nothing! 444 00:39:05,093 --> 00:39:09,940 You must see the doctors immediately. Please lie down. 445 00:39:13,101 --> 00:39:16,776 - Well, what's the problem? - Are they doctors? 446 00:39:17,939 --> 00:39:20,237 They have knowledge of medicine. 447 00:39:20,608 --> 00:39:23,282 Come on, come on, you must rest. 448 00:39:23,945 --> 00:39:27,119 Doctor Piglet! Dr. Winston! Practice your art. 449 00:39:34,581 --> 00:39:37,425 - Try to relax. - Is that absolutely necessary? 450 00:39:37,792 --> 00:39:39,294 We must recognize you. 451 00:39:42,297 --> 00:39:45,642 - Nothing happens to that. - Please. We are the doctors. 452 00:39:48,136 --> 00:39:49,638 No, it's impossible. 453 00:39:50,263 --> 00:39:52,561 - I have a vow of chastity! - Go back to bed! 454 00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:55,439 Don't torment me anymore. I have seen the Grail. 455 00:39:55,768 --> 00:39:58,612 - There is no Grail here. - I have seen it. 456 00:39:59,647 --> 00:40:01,149 - I have seen... - Hello. 457 00:40:06,988 --> 00:40:08,331 Hello. 458 00:40:28,009 --> 00:40:31,809 - Izootl. - I'm Zoot's twin sister, Dingo. 459 00:40:33,181 --> 00:40:35,684 - Where are you going? - I seek the Grail. 460 00:40:35,850 --> 00:40:38,023 I have seen it here, in this castle! 461 00:40:39,145 --> 00:40:43,525 Oh no. Bad, bad Zoot! 462 00:40:43,858 --> 00:40:47,203 - What's wrong? - Wicked, mean, naughty Zoot! 463 00:40:47,695 --> 00:40:51,871 It has illuminated our beacon, which is shaped like a Grail. 464 00:40:52,325 --> 00:40:54,623 It's not the first time that we have this problem. 465 00:40:54,702 --> 00:40:56,375 Isn't it the real Grail? 466 00:40:56,704 --> 00:40:59,628 Wicked, mean, naughty, evil Zoot! 467 00:40:59,707 --> 00:41:03,052 She is a bad person and should be punished. 468 00:41:04,837 --> 00:41:07,056 5Do you think we should have cut this scene? 469 00:41:07,173 --> 00:41:10,052 We were so worried when the boys wrote it. 470 00:41:10,134 --> 00:41:13,388 But now we are happy. It's better than some previous scenes. 471 00:41:13,846 --> 00:41:15,314 Ours was better visually. 472 00:41:15,390 --> 00:41:18,143 Ours was serious. It wasn't a bunch of dirty jokes. 473 00:41:18,226 --> 00:41:20,729 - Come on, keep going. - Yes. Go ahead! 474 00:41:20,895 --> 00:41:23,523 Come on, keep going! 475 00:41:24,065 --> 00:41:27,865 - I like this scene. - Come on, keep going! 476 00:41:32,073 --> 00:41:33,575 Bad, bad Zoot! 477 00:41:35,910 --> 00:41:37,583 She must be punished. 478 00:41:37,870 --> 00:41:42,592 In Antrax Castle, we have a punishment for those who illuminate the beacon of the Grail. 479 00:41:43,251 --> 00:41:46,221 You must tie her to the bed and whip her. 480 00:41:46,421 --> 00:41:48,549 Spanking! Spanking! 481 00:41:48,715 --> 00:41:52,595 You must whip her and then deal with her whatever you want. 482 00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:54,938 - And then, spank me. - And me! 483 00:41:55,096 --> 00:41:56,188 - And me. - And me. 484 00:41:56,264 --> 00:41:58,767 Yeah. You give us all a good spanking! 485 00:41:58,891 --> 00:42:00,438 Spanking! 486 00:42:02,603 --> 00:42:07,575 - And, after the spanking, oral sex. - Oral sex! 487 00:42:08,443 --> 00:42:10,616 Well, I could stay a little longer. 488 00:42:10,737 --> 00:42:12,785 - Isir Galahad! - Hello. 489 00:42:12,947 --> 00:42:15,291 - IRápidol You are in great danger. -GWhy? 490 00:42:15,450 --> 00:42:17,794 - No, it's not! - Silence, evil temptress! 491 00:42:17,869 --> 00:42:20,167 - It's not that big of a deal. -We will cover your departure! 492 00:42:20,246 --> 00:42:22,965 - Yes, I'm very good! - Wait, Sir Galahad! 493 00:42:23,082 --> 00:42:27,303 - I'm able to handle them with one hand! - Yes, let him handle us with one hand! 494 00:42:28,337 --> 00:42:29,839 No, Sir Galahad. Come! 495 00:42:29,922 --> 00:42:32,266 Really, I can take care of them! 496 00:42:32,341 --> 00:42:34,969 - Yes, let him take care of us. - Let's go quickly! 497 00:42:35,053 --> 00:42:38,478 Please wait! I can beat them! It's only 150! 498 00:42:38,806 --> 00:42:41,650 He'll beat us right away. We don't even have a chance. 499 00:42:45,772 --> 00:42:46,989 IOh. Shit! 500 00:42:47,398 --> 00:42:50,151 - You were in great danger. - I don't believe it. 501 00:42:50,234 --> 00:42:51,656 You were in terrible danger. 502 00:42:51,736 --> 00:42:55,036 - Let me face the danger again. - No, it's too dangerous. 503 00:42:55,114 --> 00:42:57,412 It is my duty to face as much danger as I can. 504 00:42:57,492 --> 00:42:59,244 We have to find the Holy Grail. 505 00:42:59,327 --> 00:43:02,080 - Would you leave me just a little bit of danger? - No. It's not healthy. 506 00:43:02,163 --> 00:43:04,165 - I bet you're gay. - No, I'm not. 507 00:43:05,750 --> 00:43:09,505 Sir Lancelot had saved Sir Galahad of an almost certain temptation. 508 00:43:09,796 --> 00:43:12,345 But they still hadn't found the Grail. 509 00:43:12,632 --> 00:43:16,307 King Arthur and Sir Bedevere, less than a swallow's flight away... 510 00:43:16,385 --> 00:43:18,308 they had discovered something. 511 00:43:19,347 --> 00:43:21,896 Evidently, it is a flight like a tired swallow. 512 00:43:21,974 --> 00:43:24,443 They were within flying distance of two swallows. 513 00:43:24,519 --> 00:43:26,772 Four, if they had a coconut between them. 514 00:43:26,854 --> 00:43:28,481 If the birds were... 515 00:43:28,564 --> 00:43:30,407 go ahead now! 516 00:43:30,483 --> 00:43:31,575 Anyway... 517 00:43:31,651 --> 00:43:35,155 Scene 24 follows, a phenomenal scene, with magnificent interpretation, 518 00:43:35,238 --> 00:43:37,411 in which Arturo discovers a vital clue. 519 00:43:37,490 --> 00:43:40,369 There are no swallows, but I think I can hear a... 520 00:43:42,328 --> 00:43:46,174 gAnd that magician you speak of, Have you seen the Grail? 521 00:43:51,379 --> 00:43:52,881 ;Where you live? 522 00:43:53,047 --> 00:43:54,674 Old man, where do you live? 523 00:43:56,008 --> 00:44:00,889 He knows a cave. a cave which no man has entered. 524 00:44:01,305 --> 00:44:04,900 - And the Grail. Is the Grail there? - It's very dangerous. 525 00:44:05,476 --> 00:44:09,572 Because beyond her is the Abyss of Eternal Danger, 526 00:44:10,064 --> 00:44:12,533 that no man has crossed. 527 00:44:12,984 --> 00:44:15,407 But the Grail. GWhere is the Grail? 528 00:44:16,070 --> 00:44:19,199 Look for the Bridge of Death. 529 00:44:20,741 --> 00:44:23,494 The Bridge of Death? What leads to the Grail? 530 00:45:08,956 --> 00:45:13,803 - Who are you? - We are the gentlemen who say "Ni"! 531 00:45:13,878 --> 00:45:16,427 - INol gWon't you be the ones who say "Ni"? - The same ones! 532 00:45:16,505 --> 00:45:20,260 - Who are they? - The guardians of the sacred words. 533 00:45:20,801 --> 00:45:24,146 IllNill, Ilpengll and IINii. 534 00:45:24,972 --> 00:45:27,475 Those who listen to them They don't usually live to tell the tale. 535 00:45:27,558 --> 00:45:31,938 The gentlemen who say "Ni" They demand a sacrifice. 536 00:45:32,021 --> 00:45:34,570 Knights of Ni, we are simple travelers... 537 00:45:34,649 --> 00:45:37,368 who are looking for the magician that lives beyond those forests. 538 00:45:37,443 --> 00:45:38,615 INi! INi! 539 00:45:44,575 --> 00:45:49,126 We will say "No" again if you don't appease us. 540 00:45:49,747 --> 00:45:52,091 - What do you want? - We want... 541 00:45:54,001 --> 00:45:55,799 a mastic 542 00:45:56,587 --> 00:45:57,713 What? 543 00:45:57,797 --> 00:46:01,927 - INil ;NH. - Please stop! 544 00:46:02,009 --> 00:46:05,764 - We will find you a mastic. - You must return with a mastic... 545 00:46:05,846 --> 00:46:09,191 or you will never cross this forest... 546 00:46:09,684 --> 00:46:11,152 alive. 547 00:46:11,394 --> 00:46:13,863 Knights of Ni, you are just and kind. 548 00:46:13,938 --> 00:46:16,817 - We will return with a mastic. - Make it pretty. 549 00:46:16,899 --> 00:46:18,867 - Of course. - And it doesn't cost much. 550 00:46:18,943 --> 00:46:22,197 - Okay. - Now go! 551 00:46:27,702 --> 00:46:32,708 The Story of Sir Lancelot 552 00:47:06,073 --> 00:47:08,371 Enough! Enough! 553 00:47:08,534 --> 00:47:11,378 Come on, get out! Out. 554 00:47:14,540 --> 00:47:16,008 And you, hide! 555 00:47:21,422 --> 00:47:22,469 What a time. 556 00:47:23,090 --> 00:47:24,967 The story of Sir Lancelot. 557 00:47:31,766 --> 00:47:34,645 One day, son, all this will be yours. 558 00:47:34,769 --> 00:47:37,272 - What, the curtains? - No, not the curtains. 559 00:47:37,396 --> 00:47:41,822 Everything you see, what extends over the hills and valleys. 560 00:47:41,942 --> 00:47:43,785 That will be your kingdom, son. 561 00:47:43,861 --> 00:47:45,613 - But, mother. - Father, son. 562 00:47:45,780 --> 00:47:49,410 - But, father, I don't want any of that. - Listen, huo. 563 00:47:49,492 --> 00:47:54,419 I built this kingdom from nothing. When I got here, it was a swamp. 564 00:47:54,914 --> 00:47:57,963 Others said it was absurd. build a castle in a swamp. 565 00:47:58,042 --> 00:48:01,137 But I did it to show them that it wasn't. 566 00:48:01,629 --> 00:48:03,472 He sank in the swamp. 567 00:48:03,547 --> 00:48:06,346 So I built another one. That sank in the swamp. 568 00:48:06,467 --> 00:48:10,313 And I built a third. That one burned, It collapsed and sank into the swamp. 569 00:48:10,388 --> 00:48:12,356 But the fourth remained standing. 570 00:48:13,182 --> 00:48:15,310 And that is what you will inherit, son. 571 00:48:15,393 --> 00:48:20,149 - The strongest castle on these islands. - But I don't want any of that. 572 00:48:20,689 --> 00:48:22,487 - I would prefer. - What would you prefer? 573 00:48:22,691 --> 00:48:24,693 I prefer rl'a... 574 00:48:25,820 --> 00:48:28,699 - sing. - Enough. 575 00:48:28,781 --> 00:48:31,580 You're not going to sing while I'm here! 576 00:48:31,659 --> 00:48:34,003 In 20 minutes you will marry a young woman... 577 00:48:34,078 --> 00:48:38,083 whose father owns the largest estates in England. 578 00:48:38,207 --> 00:48:40,960 - But I don't want land. - Listen, Alice. 579 00:48:41,043 --> 00:48:42,670 - Herbert. - Herbert. 580 00:48:42,753 --> 00:48:46,132 We live in a damn swamp, We need all the land possible. 581 00:48:46,715 --> 00:48:49,559 - But I don't like her. - Don't you like it? 582 00:48:50,344 --> 00:48:51,812 WHAT'S Wrong with him? 583 00:48:51,887 --> 00:48:56,188 She's pretty, she's rich. It has huge... 584 00:48:56,892 --> 00:48:58,314 ñncas. 585 00:48:59,395 --> 00:49:04,322 I know, but whoever is going to be my wife... 586 00:49:05,234 --> 00:49:08,704 It must have something special. 587 00:49:09,488 --> 00:49:11,741 Enough! 588 00:49:13,117 --> 00:49:17,623 You will marry Princess Lucky, so get to grips with the idea! 589 00:49:18,956 --> 00:49:20,048 ;Guardiasl. 590 00:49:20,458 --> 00:49:23,712 Make sure the Prince He won't leave until I come back. 591 00:49:23,794 --> 00:49:26,764 Don't let him leave even if you come back. 592 00:49:26,881 --> 00:49:28,883 No. Until I come back to look for him. 593 00:49:29,216 --> 00:49:32,436 Until you come back to look for him We did not enter the room. 594 00:49:32,553 --> 00:49:37,400 No, stay in the room and make sure he doesn't leave. 595 00:49:37,725 --> 00:49:40,194 - And you will come back to look for him. - That is. 596 00:49:40,269 --> 00:49:43,944 We don't have to do more to prevent him from entering the room. 597 00:49:44,231 --> 00:49:47,405 - No. Leave the room. - Leave the room, yes. 598 00:49:47,651 --> 00:49:49,699 - G, Understood? - Clear. Yes... 599 00:49:49,778 --> 00:49:52,247 - If we... - G, Sl'? 600 00:49:53,908 --> 00:49:56,081 Look, it's very simple. 601 00:49:56,160 --> 00:50:00,415 You stay here and make sure that he doesn't leave the room. 602 00:50:01,582 --> 00:50:03,630 - Is it clear? - I remember. 603 00:50:03,834 --> 00:50:06,178 Can you leave the room? with us? 604 00:50:06,587 --> 00:50:10,433 No, keep him here and make sure that... 605 00:50:10,508 --> 00:50:12,806 ;Sil We keep it here, of course. 606 00:50:12,927 --> 00:50:16,101 -But if he had to leave... - No. Keep him here! 607 00:50:16,180 --> 00:50:18,899 - Until you or someone... - Not anyone, just me. 608 00:50:18,974 --> 00:50:21,352 - Only you... - Come back. 609 00:50:21,602 --> 00:50:22,728 - 5Already? - Already. 610 00:50:22,811 --> 00:50:24,779 We will stay here until you return. 611 00:50:24,855 --> 00:50:27,654 -And make sure he doesn't leave. - 5What? 612 00:50:28,984 --> 00:50:32,079 - Make sure he doesn't leave. - GThe Prince? 613 00:50:32,154 --> 00:50:35,499 - Yes, make sure he doesn't leave. - Yes, of course! 614 00:50:35,616 --> 00:50:37,243 I thought you were talking about him! 615 00:50:37,326 --> 00:50:40,956 It seemed silly to me having to watch a guard. 616 00:50:41,455 --> 00:50:44,208 - Is it clear? - Very clear. No problem. 617 00:50:44,375 --> 00:50:45,467 Good. 618 00:50:47,628 --> 00:50:50,256 - Where are you going? - Let's go with you. 619 00:50:50,339 --> 00:50:54,469 I want you to stay here, and make sure he doesn't leave. 620 00:50:54,969 --> 00:50:56,221 I see, good. 621 00:50:57,012 --> 00:51:00,687 - But, father... - Shut up and put on that suit. 622 00:51:08,482 --> 00:51:10,359 And no singing! 623 00:51:10,818 --> 00:51:12,695 Drink a glass of water. 624 00:52:01,410 --> 00:52:04,004 - Very good, Concorde! - Thank you, sir, very kind. 625 00:52:04,079 --> 00:52:05,626 ;Again! 626 00:52:05,914 --> 00:52:09,043 Let's go there! Good! 627 00:52:09,126 --> 00:52:11,379 This one is bigger! 628 00:52:12,212 --> 00:52:14,214 Come on, Concorde! 629 00:52:15,382 --> 00:52:17,430 A message for you, sir. 630 00:52:20,054 --> 00:52:21,897 IConcorde, talk to me! 631 00:52:31,565 --> 00:52:33,238 "To whoever finds this note:." 632 00:52:33,359 --> 00:52:37,409 "My father has imprisoned me..." 633 00:52:37,780 --> 00:52:40,408 "because he wants to marry me against my will." 634 00:52:40,532 --> 00:52:43,081 "Please, please, come rescue me." 635 00:52:43,577 --> 00:52:47,002 "I am in the highest tower of Swamp Castle." 636 00:52:47,081 --> 00:52:50,381 ;Finally! A Call! A cry of anguish! 637 00:52:50,459 --> 00:52:53,633 This could be the sign May it take us to the Holy Grail. 638 00:52:53,754 --> 00:52:58,385 Brave Concorde, Your death will not have been in vain! 639 00:52:58,717 --> 00:53:00,435 I'm not dead at all, sir. 640 00:53:02,513 --> 00:53:05,107 They will not have mortally wounded you in vain! 641 00:53:05,224 --> 00:53:07,522 I think I'll survive, sir. 642 00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:11,029 - I see. - I think I'll even be able to accompany you. 643 00:53:11,105 --> 00:53:12,857 No, loyal concorde! Stay here. 644 00:53:12,940 --> 00:53:16,114 I will send you help as soon as you have done the daring and... 645 00:53:16,235 --> 00:53:18,954 heroic rescue in me own and particular... 646 00:53:22,282 --> 00:53:24,080 - gStyle, sir? - IEstilol. 647 00:53:24,243 --> 00:53:27,622 - No, I'm fine, sir. - Goodbye, dear Concorde! 648 00:53:28,622 --> 00:53:31,796 So I stay here, Isn't that so, sir? 649 00:53:33,794 --> 00:53:34,966 Yeah. 650 00:54:14,001 --> 00:54:15,344 - Good morning. - Good morning. 651 00:55:00,297 --> 00:55:01,389 Hey! 652 00:55:52,683 --> 00:55:55,027 You can't enter the room... 653 00:55:57,062 --> 00:56:00,032 Beautiful lady, I am your humble servant, Sir Lancelot of Camelot. 654 00:56:00,107 --> 00:56:04,078 - I come to rescue you from... I'm sorry. - You have my note! 655 00:56:04,403 --> 00:56:08,283 - I have a note. - Are you coming to rescue me? 656 00:56:08,699 --> 00:56:11,452 - Well, no, look... - I knew someone would do it. 657 00:56:11,785 --> 00:56:16,416 I knew that somewhere out there, There had to be someone... 658 00:56:17,207 --> 00:56:19,426 Enough! Enough! 659 00:56:20,794 --> 00:56:21,966 Who are you? 660 00:56:22,045 --> 00:56:23,638 - I am your son. - No, not you. 661 00:56:23,755 --> 00:56:26,975 - I am Sir Lancelot, sir. - You have come to rescue me, father. 662 00:56:27,050 --> 00:56:31,271 - Let's not jump to conclusions. - G, Have you killed all those guards? 663 00:56:31,388 --> 00:56:33,140 Yeah. I'm sorry. 664 00:56:33,265 --> 00:56:35,734 - They were worth 50 pounds each. - Very sorry. 665 00:56:35,809 --> 00:56:39,905 Do not be afraid of him, Sir Lancelot. I have a rope ready. 666 00:56:40,647 --> 00:56:42,991 You have also killed eight guests! 667 00:56:43,150 --> 00:56:45,494 Well, you will see, I thought your son was a lady. 668 00:56:45,611 --> 00:56:46,908 That's natural. 669 00:56:46,987 --> 00:56:49,331 - Hurry, Sir Lancelot! Hurry! - Icállatel 670 00:56:49,448 --> 00:56:52,827 - You have even killed the bride's father! - It wasn't my intention. 671 00:56:52,951 --> 00:56:55,670 GAh, right? You pierced his head with your sword! 672 00:56:55,787 --> 00:56:58,757 - Gosh, is this okay? - You kicked the bride! 673 00:56:58,832 --> 00:57:01,335 -This is going to cost me a fortune! - I can explain it. 674 00:57:01,460 --> 00:57:05,260 I was in the forest and I came from Camelot, when I received a note. 675 00:57:05,339 --> 00:57:07,967 - Gsois of Camelot? - Hurry, Sir Lancelot! 676 00:57:08,091 --> 00:57:10,014 Yes, I am a knight of King Arthur. 677 00:57:10,093 --> 00:57:13,142 Nice castle, Camelot. Some very good lands. 678 00:57:14,014 --> 00:57:17,018 LAh, yes? 'I'm ready! 679 00:57:17,142 --> 00:57:20,863 - G, would you like to drink something? - You are very kind. 680 00:57:21,188 --> 00:57:24,362 - I'm ready! - I mean, being so understanding. 681 00:57:24,483 --> 00:57:28,363 It's just that I have so much temperament that sometimes happens to me. 682 00:57:35,035 --> 00:57:38,539 This is the main room. We can make the holes here... 683 00:57:38,622 --> 00:57:42,126 - There it is! - Shit. 684 00:57:51,718 --> 00:57:55,473 - Stop, please! - Do you see what I mean? I pass. 685 00:57:55,555 --> 00:57:58,479 I'm very sorry, really. Excuse me everyone. 686 00:57:58,558 --> 00:57:59,980 He killed the godfather! 687 00:58:01,478 --> 00:58:05,984 This is Sir Lancelot... 688 00:58:06,066 --> 00:58:11,072 of the Court of Camelot, a brave and influential knight. 689 00:58:11,863 --> 00:58:14,742 - And my special guest today. - Hello. 690 00:58:14,866 --> 00:58:16,413 He killed my aunt! 691 00:58:17,202 --> 00:58:21,833 No, please! Today is supposed to be a happy day! 692 00:58:21,915 --> 00:58:25,886 Let's not argue now about who killed who. 693 00:58:26,670 --> 00:58:31,176 We are here to celebrate the union of two young people... 694 00:58:31,258 --> 00:58:33,602 in the joyful bond of marriage. 695 00:58:35,220 --> 00:58:39,066 Unfortunately, one of them, my son Herbert, 696 00:58:39,766 --> 00:58:41,894 has suffered a fatal fall. 697 00:58:42,728 --> 00:58:46,232 But I don't want to think that I have lost a son, but... 698 00:58:46,690 --> 00:58:48,408 I have gained a daughter. 699 00:58:49,067 --> 00:58:52,367 Because, given the tragic death from his father... 700 00:58:52,446 --> 00:58:54,540 He's not dead at all! 701 00:58:55,907 --> 00:58:58,911 Since his father's mortal wound... 702 00:58:59,036 --> 00:59:00,788 ;It's much better! 703 00:59:02,748 --> 00:59:06,048 Because, since his father, 704 00:59:06,126 --> 00:59:09,471 that, when he seemed to be recovering, 705 00:59:09,921 --> 00:59:13,425 felt the icy hand of death... 706 00:59:14,301 --> 00:59:15,473 ;He's dead! 707 00:59:15,969 --> 00:59:19,644 I want his only daughter to consider me... 708 00:59:19,765 --> 00:59:24,236 his own father, in a real sense and legally binding. 709 00:59:26,063 --> 00:59:30,785 And I'm sure that the fusion, the union, between the Princess... 710 00:59:31,443 --> 00:59:35,164 and the brave but dangerous Sir Lancelot of Camelot... 711 00:59:35,614 --> 00:59:38,743 - 5What? - Look, the dead Prince! 712 00:59:41,453 --> 00:59:44,923 - He's not dead at all! - I'm much better. 713 00:59:44,998 --> 00:59:47,922 If you fell from the tower taller, idiot! 714 00:59:48,168 --> 00:59:51,968 - No, I saved myself at the last minute. - 5How? 715 00:59:52,255 --> 00:59:53,928 I'll tell you. 716 00:59:55,258 --> 00:59:57,761 Yes, no! Not like that. 717 00:59:57,844 --> 01:00:01,599 He is going to tell it. He is going to tell it 718 01:00:05,977 --> 01:00:07,945 Hurry, sir, this way! 719 01:00:08,021 --> 01:00:11,867 No, I don't like it that way. I must escape in one more way... 720 01:00:13,777 --> 01:00:16,997 - Spectacular, sir? - Spectacular. 721 01:00:29,126 --> 01:00:31,879 Excuse me, does anyone want to Give me a little push, please? 722 01:00:47,686 --> 01:00:49,359 ;Elderly 723 01:00:50,981 --> 01:00:54,531 gIs there somewhere in this town Where can you buy a mastic? 724 01:00:55,360 --> 01:00:58,864 - Who sent you? - The gentlemen who say "Ni"! 725 01:00:58,989 --> 01:01:01,833 ;Nol We don't have seedbeds around here. 726 01:01:01,908 --> 01:01:06,004 If you don't tell us where to buy it a mastic, my friend and I... 727 01:01:06,371 --> 01:01:07,668 we will say... 728 01:01:08,832 --> 01:01:11,676 We will say "Nor." 729 01:01:12,252 --> 01:01:13,595 Do what you want! 730 01:01:13,712 --> 01:01:17,842 Very good. If you don't want to help us outright... 731 01:01:21,511 --> 01:01:22,683 “iNig "iNQI." 732 01:01:23,430 --> 01:01:25,728 Never. There are no seedbeds. 733 01:01:26,057 --> 01:01:27,775 “INig "iNul." 734 01:01:28,059 --> 01:01:30,357 No, it's not that, it's "Ni." 735 01:01:31,188 --> 01:01:33,566 No, you don't say it right. 736 01:01:33,690 --> 01:01:35,192 - Neither. - You already have it. 737 01:01:35,275 --> 01:01:38,279 “INig “iNig 738 01:01:38,403 --> 01:01:41,452 Are you saying "Ni" to this old lady? 739 01:01:42,699 --> 01:01:43,791 Yeah. 740 01:01:43,867 --> 01:01:48,794 Terrible times are these when vile ruffians say "No" to a poor old woman. 741 01:01:49,372 --> 01:01:52,546 The curse has fallen on the earth. Nothing is sacred. 742 01:01:52,876 --> 01:01:56,722 Even those who sell seedbeds They are under economic pressure... 743 01:01:56,796 --> 01:01:58,764 at this time in history. 744 01:01:58,882 --> 01:02:01,556 - Did you say "almacigas"? - Yes. 745 01:02:01,635 --> 01:02:04,730 I sell seedbeds. I am an almaciguero. 746 01:02:04,804 --> 01:02:09,401 My name is Roger the Almaciguero. I prepare, design and sell seed beds. 747 01:02:10,143 --> 01:02:12,396 “INig "iNQI." 748 01:02:13,396 --> 01:02:16,320 Knights of Ni, We have brought you your mastic. 749 01:02:16,441 --> 01:02:18,739 - Can we continue now? - It's a good mastic. 750 01:02:18,944 --> 01:02:23,290 Above all I like laurel. But there is a small problem. 751 01:02:23,823 --> 01:02:24,995 CLWhich is it? 752 01:02:25,075 --> 01:02:29,421 We are no longer the gentlemen who say "Ni". 753 01:02:30,330 --> 01:02:32,332 Now we are the gentlemen who say: 754 01:02:32,415 --> 01:02:35,919 I"EquiEquiEquiEquiEquiEquiTapangU. 755 01:02:36,836 --> 01:02:38,930 So we will put you to the test. 756 01:02:39,005 --> 01:02:42,635 What do you want, gentlemen who until now said "Ni"? 757 01:02:43,343 --> 01:02:45,516 First, you must find... 758 01:02:46,263 --> 01:02:47,981 another mastic! 759 01:02:49,140 --> 01:02:51,609 Not another mastic! 760 01:02:51,685 --> 01:02:55,440 Then you must bring it here, next to this mastic. 761 01:02:55,647 --> 01:02:59,197 But higher up, to get two levels with a path in the center. 762 01:02:59,317 --> 01:03:01,319 A path! A path! 763 01:03:01,444 --> 01:03:04,539 Later, when you have brought the seedbeds, 764 01:03:04,948 --> 01:03:08,202 you must cut down the biggest tree in the forest... 765 01:03:08,952 --> 01:03:12,126 icon a herring! 766 01:03:13,373 --> 01:03:16,047 - We will not do such a thing. - Please. 767 01:03:16,459 --> 01:03:19,633 Cut a tree with a herring? That's impossible. 768 01:03:21,339 --> 01:03:23,216 - Don't say that word. - What word? 769 01:03:23,341 --> 01:03:25,309 I can't say it. Suffice it to tell you... 770 01:03:25,385 --> 01:03:28,138 what is a word that we cannot smell. 771 01:03:28,221 --> 01:03:31,145 5How are we going to say the word If not, tell us what it is? 772 01:03:31,224 --> 01:03:33,318 - He's done it again. - What? 5 "It"? 773 01:03:33,685 --> 01:03:37,906 You won't get very far in life without saying "it is." 774 01:03:38,023 --> 01:03:39,525 My lord, it is Sir Robin. 775 01:03:39,649 --> 01:03:44,029 He gives up He leaves, he leaves. 776 01:03:44,154 --> 01:03:48,751 He is a coward and he gives up Yes, flee bravely. 777 01:03:48,825 --> 01:03:50,077 -Robin. - My lord. 778 01:03:50,160 --> 01:03:51,753 - It's good to see you again. - He said the word! 779 01:03:51,870 --> 01:03:54,419 Have you abandoned the search? of the Holy Grail? 780 01:03:54,539 --> 01:03:55,756 He leaves, he... 781 01:03:55,832 --> 01:03:56,924 Shut up! 782 01:03:57,500 --> 01:04:00,003 - No, it's not like that. - You said the word again. 783 01:04:00,086 --> 01:04:04,683 I was looking for him in the forest. 784 01:04:04,841 --> 01:04:09,187 - No, it's in a place far from here. - Stop saying the word! 785 01:04:09,262 --> 01:04:11,765 - The word we cannot smell! - That's enough! 786 01:04:11,931 --> 01:04:13,933 - He said it again! - That's enough! 787 01:04:14,059 --> 01:04:17,029 I have said it. I have said it. I said it again! 788 01:04:17,103 --> 01:04:19,356 I've said it three times! 789 01:04:25,528 --> 01:04:30,034 And so Arturo and Bedevere and Sir Robin continued their search... 790 01:04:30,116 --> 01:04:34,041 of the magician he speaks of the old man from Scene 24. 791 01:04:35,538 --> 01:04:38,382 After the forest they found to Lancelot and Galahad... 792 01:04:38,458 --> 01:04:40,881 and there was great rejoicing. 793 01:04:52,389 --> 01:04:54,642 In the frozen lands of Nador... 794 01:04:54,724 --> 01:04:57,477 they were forced to eat to Robin's minstrels. 795 01:04:58,144 --> 01:05:00,442 And there was great rejoicing. 796 01:05:02,065 --> 01:05:03,738 A year passes. 797 01:05:07,570 --> 01:05:09,993 Winter turned into spring. 798 01:05:10,573 --> 01:05:12,667 Spring turned into summer. 799 01:05:13,243 --> 01:05:15,666 Summer turned into winter again... 800 01:05:15,787 --> 01:05:20,293 and winter skips spring and summer and go directly to autumn. 801 01:05:21,584 --> 01:05:22,836 Until one day... 802 01:05:45,024 --> 01:05:46,367 Gentlemen... 803 01:05:47,610 --> 01:05:48,862 Go ahead! 804 01:06:25,899 --> 01:06:28,493 What kind of man are you? that you can light a fire... 805 01:06:28,568 --> 01:06:33,039 - without wood or tinder? - I'm a magician. 806 01:06:36,075 --> 01:06:39,921 - By what name are you known? - Some call me... 807 01:06:41,998 --> 01:06:44,672 - Tim. - Greetings, Tim the magician! 808 01:06:44,751 --> 01:06:47,174 Greetings, King Arthur. 809 01:06:48,004 --> 01:06:49,677 - Do you know my name? - Yes. 810 01:06:57,680 --> 01:07:00,433 You seek the Holy Grail. 811 01:07:01,017 --> 01:07:04,112 That is our mission. You know a lot of things, Tim. 812 01:07:04,229 --> 01:07:05,446 A few. 813 01:07:13,696 --> 01:07:16,119 Yes, we seek the Holy Grail. 814 01:07:16,366 --> 01:07:20,291 - Our mission is to find the Holy Grail. - Yes, that's it. 815 01:07:23,456 --> 01:07:26,710 - So we are looking for it. - Yes, that's it. 816 01:07:26,793 --> 01:07:29,637 - For a long time. - Centuries. 817 01:07:32,298 --> 01:07:36,724 So if you can do something for helping us, it would be... 818 01:07:39,138 --> 01:07:40,310 of great... 819 01:07:41,558 --> 01:07:44,402 - help. - Hey, could you tell us where... 820 01:07:48,231 --> 01:07:51,235 Well, I don't want to make you lose more time... 821 01:07:51,317 --> 01:07:55,242 but I guess you couldn't tell us where can we find... 822 01:07:58,324 --> 01:07:59,997 "CU" what? 823 01:08:02,161 --> 01:08:03,754 A grail? 824 01:08:03,830 --> 01:08:06,003 Yes, I think so. 825 01:08:06,499 --> 01:08:07,671 Yeah. 826 01:08:08,751 --> 01:08:09,923 ISn. 827 01:08:12,088 --> 01:08:14,932 - Thank you. - Splendid. 828 01:08:18,761 --> 01:08:21,355 Ol'd, you're a busy man... 829 01:08:21,472 --> 01:08:26,103 Yes, I can help you to find the Holy Grail. 830 01:08:26,519 --> 01:08:31,366 North of here is a cave. Caerbannog Cave. 831 01:08:31,441 --> 01:08:35,787 There, engraved in mystical runes, on the living rock, 832 01:08:36,195 --> 01:08:39,540 the last words by Olfin Bedwere of Rheged... 833 01:08:41,701 --> 01:08:46,628 indicate the whereabouts of the Holy Grail. 834 01:08:47,540 --> 01:08:50,635 - And where will we find the cave, Tim? - Iseguidmel. 835 01:08:52,128 --> 01:08:56,224 But only if you are brave men. 836 01:08:56,633 --> 01:09:00,058 Well the entrance to the cave is guarded for a creature... 837 01:09:00,553 --> 01:09:03,807 so evil, so cruel, 838 01:09:03,890 --> 01:09:07,144 that no one who has faced her has survived. 839 01:09:08,728 --> 01:09:13,734 His den is carpeted with the bones of 50 men. 840 01:09:14,233 --> 01:09:18,659 So, brave gentlemen, that if you doubt your value, 841 01:09:19,155 --> 01:09:21,999 or of your strength, do not continue, 842 01:09:22,325 --> 01:09:27,252 because death awaits you with horrible huge and sharp teeth. 843 01:09:29,749 --> 01:09:31,592 What an eccentric performance! 844 01:09:45,139 --> 01:09:46,561 They're nervous, sir. 845 01:09:46,641 --> 01:09:49,269 We will leave them here and continue on foot. 846 01:09:49,394 --> 01:09:50,816 Dismount! 847 01:10:03,991 --> 01:10:07,996 Behold the Cave of Caerbannog! 848 01:10:10,456 --> 01:10:13,505 - Okay, cover me. - 5With what? 849 01:10:14,293 --> 01:10:16,671 - Just cover me. - Too late. 850 01:10:18,005 --> 01:10:19,177 There it is! 851 01:10:22,301 --> 01:10:24,474 - 5Where? - There. 852 01:10:25,471 --> 01:10:28,520 - 5How, behind the rabbit? - It's the rabbit. 853 01:10:30,643 --> 01:10:33,112 - You will be an idiot! - 5How? 854 01:10:33,187 --> 01:10:34,655 You had scared us. 855 01:10:34,772 --> 01:10:36,445 It's not a normal rabbit. 856 01:10:36,524 --> 01:10:41,496 It is the most evil, cruel rodent and fearsome that you have seen. 857 01:10:41,654 --> 01:10:45,284 What an idiot! I have dirty the armor with fear! 858 01:10:45,366 --> 01:10:48,870 Ol'd, that rabbit It is a wild and ferocious beast. 859 01:10:48,995 --> 01:10:50,997 - You are a murderer! - Go now. 860 01:10:51,122 --> 01:10:53,375 - IO will break into pieces! - GSl'? 861 01:10:53,499 --> 01:10:56,048 - You dirty Scottish idiot! - You have been warned. 862 01:10:56,169 --> 01:10:59,844 - What are you going to do? Bite you in the butt? - It has huge and sharp... 863 01:11:00,840 --> 01:11:02,558 Can jump... 864 01:11:03,050 --> 01:11:06,475 -Look at the bones! - Come on, Bors, cut off his head. 865 01:11:06,554 --> 01:11:10,354 Okay. Stupid Iloron. A rabbit roast marching. 866 01:11:12,685 --> 01:11:14,187 Look! 867 01:11:17,023 --> 01:11:20,197 - Damn! - I warned you! 868 01:11:20,318 --> 01:11:22,366 - I've done it again. - I warned you. 869 01:11:22,487 --> 01:11:25,741 But did you hear me? No, you already know that, right? 870 01:11:25,907 --> 01:11:30,504 Is he just a helpless bunny, gno? Well, the same thing always happens. 871 01:11:30,578 --> 01:11:33,206 - Always... - Isilenciol 872 01:11:34,707 --> 01:11:36,550 ;Charge! 873 01:11:53,226 --> 01:11:55,604 ;Withdrawal 874 01:12:05,071 --> 01:12:07,073 - How many casualties have we suffered? - Gawain. 875 01:12:07,198 --> 01:12:09,200 - Hector. - And Bors. Five. 876 01:12:09,283 --> 01:12:11,251 - Three. - Three. 877 01:12:11,577 --> 01:12:15,252 Better not try another frontal attack, that rabbit is a monster. 878 01:12:15,414 --> 01:12:18,008 Could we confuse you? if we keep running away? 879 01:12:18,084 --> 01:12:21,429 - Silence and change your armor. - Let's insult him. 880 01:12:21,587 --> 01:12:24,340 Maybe he'll get angry and make a mistake. 881 01:12:24,423 --> 01:12:25,595 Like which one? 882 01:12:26,801 --> 01:12:27,927 Well... 883 01:12:31,097 --> 01:12:32,974 - Do we have bows? - No. 884 01:12:33,099 --> 01:12:35,477 - We have the Holy Granada. - Iclarol. 885 01:12:35,601 --> 01:12:37,319 The Holy Granada of Antioquia. 886 01:12:37,436 --> 01:12:40,235 One of the relics that Brother Maynard carries with him. 887 01:12:40,314 --> 01:12:43,443 Brother Maynard! Bring the Holy Pomegranate. 888 01:13:14,849 --> 01:13:16,146 And how...? 889 01:13:16,851 --> 01:13:18,068 How does it work? 890 01:13:18,144 --> 01:13:20,988 - I don't know, my lord. - Consult the Book of Armaments. 891 01:13:21,105 --> 01:13:24,826 Armaments 2: 9-21. 892 01:13:28,154 --> 01:13:32,159 "And Saint Attila raised the pomegranate to the highest point and said:" 893 01:13:32,825 --> 01:13:36,955 "'Oh Lord, bless this pomegranate so that with her I can..." 894 01:13:37,038 --> 01:13:40,668 "'blow your enemies into little pieces, by your grace." 895 01:13:41,334 --> 01:13:44,463 "And the Lord smiled and the people celebrated by eating..." 896 01:13:44,545 --> 01:13:49,517 "lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans..." 897 01:13:50,009 --> 01:13:52,478 "and cereal for breakfast and bats." 898 01:13:52,553 --> 01:13:54,021 Abbreviate, Brother. 899 01:13:55,848 --> 01:14:00,570 "The Lord spoke, saying: 'First the Holy Punzön will be extracted, 900 01:14:01,395 --> 01:14:05,866 "'Then it will be counted to three, neither more nor less. 901 01:14:06,734 --> 01:14:09,408 "'Three is the number that will be counted... 902 01:14:09,528 --> 01:14:12,532 "'and the number that will be counted will be three. 903 01:14:13,074 --> 01:14:16,704 "'Four will not be counted nor should two be counted, 904 01:14:17,203 --> 01:14:19,922 "'except to continue up to three. 905 01:14:21,248 --> 01:14:23,546 "'EI five is ruled out. 906 01:14:24,710 --> 01:14:28,214 "'Once you have arrived to number three... 907 01:14:28,714 --> 01:14:31,934 "'will be launched like lightning the Holy Granada of Antioquia... 908 01:14:32,051 --> 01:14:35,772 "'towards the enemy, who, for not being pleasant to my presence... 909 01:14:36,430 --> 01:14:38,057 "'will be exterminated."' 910 01:14:38,766 --> 01:14:39,892 Amen. 911 01:14:40,101 --> 01:14:41,193 Amen. 912 01:14:41,268 --> 01:14:42,394 Good. 913 01:14:43,062 --> 01:14:45,235 One, two, five! 914 01:14:45,398 --> 01:14:47,241 - Three, sir! -ITresl 915 01:15:33,237 --> 01:15:34,739 There! Look! 916 01:15:35,614 --> 01:15:37,958 - What does it say? - What language is that? 917 01:15:38,117 --> 01:15:40,290 Brother Maynard, enlighten us. 918 01:15:40,453 --> 01:15:42,080 It's Aramaic! 919 01:15:42,413 --> 01:15:45,292 Clear. Joseph of Aramatea! 920 01:15:45,624 --> 01:15:47,626 - Of course. - What does it say? 921 01:15:47,793 --> 01:15:51,138 It says: "Here you can find..." 922 01:15:51,255 --> 01:15:54,805 "the last words of José de Aramatea: 923 01:15:55,593 --> 01:15:58,813 "'He who is brave and pure of spirit... 924 01:15:59,638 --> 01:16:01,811 "'may find the Holy Grail... 925 01:16:02,141 --> 01:16:06,487 "'in Aaargh Castle."' 926 01:16:08,314 --> 01:16:09,486 What? 927 01:16:10,316 --> 01:16:14,162 "Aaargh Castle." 928 01:16:14,820 --> 01:16:15,992 gWhat is that? 929 01:16:16,614 --> 01:16:18,833 He must have died while recording it. 930 01:16:18,908 --> 01:16:21,661 - Come on now! - That's what it says. 931 01:16:21,827 --> 01:16:25,457 If he was dying, wouldn't bother recording "Aaargh". 932 01:16:25,664 --> 01:16:29,009 - I would just say it. - Well, it is what is engraved in the rock. 933 01:16:29,460 --> 01:16:31,428 - Maybe he was dictating it. - Icallaosl 934 01:16:31,504 --> 01:16:33,848 - Does he say anything else? - INol. 935 01:16:33,923 --> 01:16:37,177 Just "Aaargh." 936 01:16:39,136 --> 01:16:41,514 Aaargh. 937 01:16:41,639 --> 01:16:45,360 Couldn't LY be the Camaaarga? 938 01:16:45,476 --> 01:16:47,444 - Where is that? - In France, I think. 939 01:16:47,520 --> 01:16:52,367 - Isn't there a St Aaargh in Cornwall? - No, that's Saint Ives. 940 01:16:52,650 --> 01:16:54,823 Saint Ives. 941 01:16:56,987 --> 01:16:59,536 No, "Aaargh." From the bottom of the throat. 942 01:16:59,615 --> 01:17:02,710 INo, "ooh" of surprise and alarm! 943 01:17:02,993 --> 01:17:05,712 - You mean a kind of "iAhl" - Yes, that's the same. 944 01:17:07,373 --> 01:17:08,465 ;My God! 945 01:17:11,210 --> 01:17:16,137 It is the legendary Black Beast of... 946 01:17:16,215 --> 01:17:19,219 ;That's it! IRetreat! 947 01:17:28,978 --> 01:17:30,480 Keep running. 948 01:17:35,234 --> 01:17:36,577 We have lost her. 949 01:17:38,362 --> 01:17:41,081 When the horrible Black Beast rushes forward, 950 01:17:41,740 --> 01:17:44,584 the escape for Arthur and his knights It seemed impossible. 951 01:17:44,702 --> 01:17:48,707 But, suddenly, the artist He will suffer a heart attack. 952 01:17:49,039 --> 01:17:51,588 Cartoon Danger had disappeared. 953 01:17:52,418 --> 01:17:55,262 The search for the Holy Grail I could continue. 954 01:18:07,433 --> 01:18:09,060 ;There it is! 955 01:18:09,268 --> 01:18:13,444 - The Bridge of Death. - GeniaL 956 01:18:13,606 --> 01:18:16,610 Look! The old man from Scene 24. 957 01:18:16,734 --> 01:18:20,455 - What are you doing here? - He is the guardian of the Bridge of Death. 958 01:18:20,946 --> 01:18:23,290 He asks each traveler five questions. 959 01:18:23,407 --> 01:18:25,375 - Three questions. - Three questions. 960 01:18:25,451 --> 01:18:28,955 - He who answers the five questions... - Three questions. 961 01:18:29,121 --> 01:18:33,547 - ...The three questions, you can get through it. - GY if someone answers wrong? 962 01:18:33,626 --> 01:18:37,130 It plunges him into the Abyss of Eternal Danger. 963 01:18:37,421 --> 01:18:40,550 - Oh, wow. - Who will answer the questions? 964 01:18:40,633 --> 01:18:43,477 Bravo Sir Robin, you go. 965 01:18:44,303 --> 01:18:46,305 I have a great idea. 966 01:18:46,931 --> 01:18:48,478 Why doesn't Lancelot go? 967 01:18:48,557 --> 01:18:51,310 Yes, let me go, my lord. For that I am enough alone. 968 01:18:51,393 --> 01:18:54,988 - I'll feint to the northeast... - Wait. 969 01:18:55,272 --> 01:18:57,900 - Answer the five questions... - Three questions. 970 01:18:57,983 --> 01:19:01,988 The three questions as best you can. And we will observe and pray. 971 01:19:02,154 --> 01:19:03,997 Understood, my lord. 972 01:19:04,281 --> 01:19:07,831 Good luck, brave Sir Lancelot. May God be with you. 973 01:19:12,331 --> 01:19:13,503 Stop! 974 01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:19,631 Whoever the Bridge wishes to cross, three questions you must answer. 975 01:19:19,797 --> 01:19:22,016 Or he will go to the Abyss. 976 01:19:22,174 --> 01:19:25,178 Ask the questions, Guardian. I'm not afraid. 977 01:19:25,469 --> 01:19:29,349 - What is your name? - My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot. 978 01:19:30,140 --> 01:19:31,858 What is your mission? 979 01:19:32,142 --> 01:19:34,190 The search for the Holy Grail. 980 01:19:34,687 --> 01:19:36,815 What is your favorite color? 981 01:19:37,189 --> 01:19:39,533 - The blue one. - Good. You can pass. 982 01:19:40,985 --> 01:19:42,862 Okay, thank you very much. 983 01:19:47,366 --> 01:19:48,538 That's easy. 984 01:19:51,537 --> 01:19:52,663 Stop. 985 01:19:53,372 --> 01:19:58,048 Whoever the Bridge wishes to cross, three questions you must answer. 986 01:19:58,377 --> 01:20:00,675 Or he will go to the Abyss. 987 01:20:01,505 --> 01:20:04,224 Ask the questions, Guardian. I'm not afraid. 988 01:20:04,341 --> 01:20:07,891 -What are your names? -Sir Robin of Camelot. 989 01:20:08,387 --> 01:20:11,561 - What is your mission? - The search for the Holy Grail. 990 01:20:11,890 --> 01:20:14,018 What is the capital of Assyria? 991 01:20:16,854 --> 01:20:18,106 I don't know that! 992 01:20:26,905 --> 01:20:27,997 Stop! 993 01:20:28,907 --> 01:20:32,457 -What are your names? -Sir Galahad of Camelot. 994 01:20:32,661 --> 01:20:36,086 - What is your mission? - The search for the Holy Grail. 995 01:20:36,999 --> 01:20:40,094 - What is your favorite color? - The blue one. 996 01:20:40,919 --> 01:20:41,966 INo! The yellow one! 997 01:20:49,428 --> 01:20:50,600 Stop! 998 01:20:50,679 --> 01:20:54,775 -What are your names? - Arthur, King of the Bretons. 999 01:20:55,142 --> 01:20:58,817 - What is your mission? - The search for the Holy Grail. 1000 01:20:59,646 --> 01:21:03,025 What is the flight speed of a swallow without burden? 1001 01:21:03,817 --> 01:21:06,661 What do you mean? African or European swallow moon? 1002 01:21:07,696 --> 01:21:09,198 I don't know that! 1003 01:21:15,496 --> 01:21:17,840 5How do you know so much about swallows? 1004 01:21:17,998 --> 01:21:20,672 When you are king, you have to know those things. 1005 01:21:36,016 --> 01:21:40,863 Intermediate 1006 01:22:00,541 --> 01:22:01,633 ;Lancelotl 1007 01:22:08,048 --> 01:22:09,174 ;Lancelotl 1008 01:22:17,933 --> 01:22:19,230 ;Lancelotl. 1009 01:24:08,835 --> 01:24:13,215 Aaargh Castle. Our mission is over. 1010 01:24:31,858 --> 01:24:33,485 Praise God. 1011 01:24:37,030 --> 01:24:38,498 Almighty God... 1012 01:24:38,574 --> 01:24:42,499 we thank you for having guided us in our search for the holiest... 1013 01:24:44,580 --> 01:24:46,674 Jesus! 1014 01:24:47,833 --> 01:24:50,086 Hello, uptight English gentlemen. 1015 01:24:50,168 --> 01:24:53,138 And Monsieur King Arthur, who has the brain of a duck. 1016 01:24:53,255 --> 01:24:56,304 We French We have deceived you again. 1017 01:24:56,383 --> 01:24:59,353 How dare you desecrate this site with your presence? 1018 01:24:59,928 --> 01:25:03,853 ;I order you, in the name of the knights of Camelot, 1019 01:25:04,057 --> 01:25:07,027 that you open the door of this sacred castle... 1020 01:25:07,227 --> 01:25:10,697 to which God himself has guided us! 1021 01:25:10,897 --> 01:25:15,903 What do you say, English people? Once again, I blow my nose in your direction, 1022 01:25:16,194 --> 01:25:17,696 Sons of a window dresser! 1023 01:25:17,779 --> 01:25:20,373 You thought you could fool us to the French... 1024 01:25:20,449 --> 01:25:24,044 with so much getting on your knees, run and move forward. 1025 01:25:24,119 --> 01:25:26,872 I shake my parts before your ancestors. 1026 01:25:27,205 --> 01:25:31,756 Stupid second-hand electric donkey ass biters! 1027 01:25:31,877 --> 01:25:33,971 ;In the name of the Lord... 1028 01:25:34,046 --> 01:25:37,801 We demand entry into this sacred castle! 1029 01:25:37,883 --> 01:25:40,727 Nothing of that, English pissers. 1030 01:25:40,802 --> 01:25:45,057 I bust pimples on you, and don't keep asking to enter! 1031 01:25:45,140 --> 01:25:48,565 Idiot asslickers. 1032 01:25:48,644 --> 01:25:52,274 If you don't open this door, We will take the castle by force! 1033 01:25:54,149 --> 01:25:56,618 In the name of God and glory of our... 1034 01:25:58,278 --> 01:26:00,827 Good! It's clear! 1035 01:26:01,615 --> 01:26:04,744 Get out of here and don't come back again... 1036 01:26:04,826 --> 01:26:09,582 or we will shoot arrows at you and do castanets with your testicles. 1037 01:26:09,665 --> 01:26:11,258 Retire, ignore them. 1038 01:26:11,333 --> 01:26:15,258 Don't come back here, illegitimate children of sodomites! 1039 01:26:15,420 --> 01:26:20,096 And, if you think that the mockery has been unpleasant this time, still... 1040 01:26:20,175 --> 01:26:23,679 you have not forgotten anything, uptight English gentlemen! 1041 01:26:45,534 --> 01:26:48,629 - We will attack right now. - Yes, my lord. 1042 01:26:48,787 --> 01:26:50,664 Prepare for the attack! 1043 01:27:50,348 --> 01:27:51,725 ;Frenchl. 1044 01:27:52,684 --> 01:27:56,439 Today death will be avenged of many brave knights. 1045 01:27:57,022 --> 01:28:00,367 In the name of God, We will not cease the fight... 1046 01:28:00,442 --> 01:28:05,198 until we have destroyed you and the Holy Grail... 1047 01:28:05,363 --> 01:28:08,913 return to the hands of those whom God chose. 1048 01:28:10,368 --> 01:28:13,372 ;Charge! 1049 01:28:39,064 --> 01:28:41,442 Yes, it's them, I'm sure. 1050 01:28:47,155 --> 01:28:49,749 - Come on. - Put this man in the van. 1051 01:28:53,662 --> 01:28:56,506 - Put it in the van. - Put a cape on that one. 1052 01:28:56,748 --> 01:28:59,342 Come on, go back! Go back! 1053 01:29:01,586 --> 01:29:03,805 That's an offensive weapon, that's what. 1054 01:29:07,092 --> 01:29:09,436 Okay, son, that's enough. Save that. 1054 01:29:09,427 --> 01:31:11,555 © anoXmous @ http://thepiratebay.sx/user/Zen_Bud