1 00:00:00,815 --> 00:00:06,278 FILMEXPORT HOME VIDEO Presents 2 00:00:09,532 --> 00:00:12,201 LEMONADE JOE OR THE HORSE OPERA 3 00:00:13,202 --> 00:00:15,621 Based on the Play by Screenplay by 4 00:00:16,580 --> 00:00:20,292 Music by 5 00:00:21,210 --> 00:00:23,504 Performed by Karel Vlach's Orchestra 6 00:00:23,629 --> 00:00:26,841 And the Film Symphony Orchestra Conducted by 7 00:00:27,216 --> 00:00:36,308 Lyrics / Sung by Choreography by 8 00:00:37,560 --> 00:00:39,645 Art Director 9 00:00:40,813 --> 00:00:43,065 Sound Editor / Film Editor 10 00:00:43,899 --> 00:00:47,736 Make Up Artist / Costume Designer Animation / Art Director's Assistant 11 00:00:48,779 --> 00:00:53,075 Set Designer / Costumes by / Make Up 12 00:00:54,076 --> 00:00:56,245 Editor's Assistant Chief Lighting Technician 13 00:00:56,328 --> 00:00:58,581 Sound Effects / Still Photographer 14 00:00:59,165 --> 00:01:03,335 Associate Producers Production Assistant 15 00:01:04,253 --> 00:01:06,672 Second Cameraman / Camera Assistant Special Effects 16 00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:10,509 Co-Director / Director's Assistants 17 00:01:11,093 --> 00:01:14,305 Cast 18 00:01:51,383 --> 00:01:54,053 Executive in Charge of Production 19 00:01:54,970 --> 00:01:57,640 Artistic Cooperation 20 00:01:58,474 --> 00:02:00,726 Director of Photography 21 00:02:01,727 --> 00:02:04,396 Directed by 22 00:02:05,231 --> 00:02:10,986 Made by 23 00:02:12,238 --> 00:02:16,825 This movie is dedicated to the rough heroes of the Wild West 24 00:02:16,909 --> 00:02:22,414 who avenged injustice and protected the Law - no matter what. 25 00:04:32,064 --> 00:04:34,901 Enough dog fighting, fellows! 26 00:04:36,819 --> 00:04:42,825 Let's tap a different keg now, let art entertain us! 27 00:04:43,159 --> 00:04:47,580 Let us welcome our grandiose diva, 28 00:04:47,705 --> 00:04:50,833 our fabulous Arizona Warbler... 29 00:04:51,250 --> 00:04:53,920 Miss Tornado Lou! 30 00:05:15,274 --> 00:05:17,193 She will be mine! 31 00:05:22,448 --> 00:05:30,539 As the saloon thickens with smoke and liquor from my glass I drink, 32 00:05:30,915 --> 00:05:40,132 I dream my hero will come one day, my heart's true champion, I dare say. 33 00:05:40,549 --> 00:05:47,890 Only to him I will gladly grant all that is precious to my heart. 34 00:05:47,974 --> 00:05:57,817 I've no idea, if he comes soon. Again smoke spreads in the saloon. 35 00:05:59,568 --> 00:06:03,239 - What's she saying? - Something about smoke in the saloon. 36 00:06:03,406 --> 00:06:06,993 - What bloke? - Smoke! There's too much smoke here! 37 00:06:12,665 --> 00:06:20,339 As the saloon thickens with smoke and liquor from my glass I drink, 38 00:06:20,423 --> 00:06:25,011 I dream my hero will come one day, 39 00:06:29,098 --> 00:06:37,189 my heart's true champion, I daresay. 40 00:06:50,873 --> 00:06:53,459 The drinks are on me, gentlemen! 41 00:07:21,320 --> 00:07:22,697 One Kill Devil for me! 42 00:08:17,960 --> 00:08:21,047 Lou, you must be mine! 43 00:08:21,380 --> 00:08:26,218 I dream my hero will come one day, the champion of my heart... 44 00:08:26,385 --> 00:08:30,389 Why can't I be your champion? Doug Badman. 45 00:08:30,514 --> 00:08:35,978 The owner of the flourishing Trigger Whiskey Saloon. Why not? 46 00:08:36,562 --> 00:08:42,652 I dream of a man who would make me a different, better woman. 47 00:08:42,735 --> 00:08:44,320 Pooh! Silly dreams! 48 00:08:46,322 --> 00:08:52,912 Only then I will learn what the sacred feeling of love really is. 49 00:08:54,372 --> 00:08:56,415 I'm dead certain. 50 00:08:59,919 --> 00:09:01,754 Gimme a super Kill Devil! 51 00:09:18,688 --> 00:09:22,149 Hearken, my dear friends! The Arizona Revival calls you! 52 00:09:33,129 --> 00:09:35,047 Take this instead, my good man. 53 00:09:35,131 --> 00:09:38,384 Read it and you shall bless my doings. 54 00:09:39,552 --> 00:09:41,012 Read this, my friends. 55 00:09:41,262 --> 00:09:45,808 Once you've read it, you will never touch liquor again. 56 00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:48,352 The Arizona Revival... 57 00:09:48,477 --> 00:09:50,938 ...A commune of brothers and sisters 58 00:09:51,063 --> 00:09:54,567 who will pay the ransom to liberate you from the slavery of alcoholism. 59 00:09:55,985 --> 00:09:57,111 My friends... 60 00:09:57,194 --> 00:10:02,074 My friends, are you afraid our Wild West will be less wild 61 00:10:02,241 --> 00:10:05,619 if you fill your glasses with spring water 62 00:10:05,703 --> 00:10:09,498 or even fresh milk? Uhm... 63 00:10:09,582 --> 00:10:11,959 - On the contrary... - On the contrary... 64 00:10:12,043 --> 00:10:17,048 ...If you give up spirits, you'll draw your pistols even faster. 65 00:10:17,506 --> 00:10:22,928 Be frank, mister gunman. Does liquor really make you a sharper shooter? 66 00:10:23,679 --> 00:10:25,848 Isn't it so, Daddy? 67 00:10:36,108 --> 00:10:40,279 My fiddle! My fiddle! 68 00:10:40,946 --> 00:10:42,907 My poor fiddle! 69 00:10:48,537 --> 00:10:51,540 The kitten is showing her claws? Let's give her some milk! 70 00:10:51,624 --> 00:10:53,876 One Kill Devil for the little lady here! 71 00:10:53,959 --> 00:10:58,422 And a glass of Kolaloka lemonade for me. 72 00:11:34,166 --> 00:11:38,087 Did you say a glass of Kolaloka lemonade, stranger? 73 00:11:38,921 --> 00:11:41,924 I did, mister gunman. 74 00:11:45,094 --> 00:11:46,554 Then you must be... 75 00:11:46,846 --> 00:11:48,764 ...Lemonade Joe! 76 00:11:49,014 --> 00:11:50,599 So what? 77 00:12:11,787 --> 00:12:19,128 I believe that this young lady and this gentleman 78 00:12:19,795 --> 00:12:24,466 are waiting for your apology, mister gunman! 79 00:12:27,386 --> 00:12:33,475 You'd better fall on your dirty knees before them 80 00:12:33,976 --> 00:12:40,316 and call yourself a mangy coyote, you foul skunk! 81 00:12:43,235 --> 00:12:45,321 I will count to three. 82 00:12:45,654 --> 00:12:47,323 If you do not apologize, 83 00:12:47,948 --> 00:12:52,328 I will let my Smith and Wesson guns speak. 84 00:12:53,579 --> 00:12:57,583 That are hanging darn low. 85 00:12:58,417 --> 00:12:59,835 Right. 86 00:13:00,586 --> 00:13:02,171 Well? 87 00:13:06,175 --> 00:13:09,678 One, two, three. 88 00:13:15,100 --> 00:13:19,104 It's him, my heart's true champion. 89 00:13:20,856 --> 00:13:23,859 There are ladies present, mister gunman. 90 00:13:44,838 --> 00:13:48,217 Thank you. You are our brave rescuer. 91 00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:50,886 My name is Ezra Goodman. 92 00:13:51,220 --> 00:13:54,640 And this is my daughter Winnifred. 93 00:13:55,307 --> 00:13:59,061 They call me Lemonade Joe. 94 00:13:59,228 --> 00:14:01,814 And me the Arizona Warbler. 95 00:14:02,231 --> 00:14:05,317 Tornado Lou, I'm a performer. 96 00:14:11,156 --> 00:14:13,909 I asked for a glass of Kolaloka lemonade. 97 00:14:13,993 --> 00:14:17,079 How about a shot of Trigger Whiskey instead? On the house. 98 00:14:17,162 --> 00:14:20,666 No, thank you, I never touch spirits out of principle. 99 00:14:20,791 --> 00:14:24,003 Liquor has never been a gunman's best friend. 100 00:14:24,086 --> 00:14:29,091 It weakens the whole body and particularly one's accurate aim. 101 00:14:29,174 --> 00:14:31,010 Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! 102 00:14:31,093 --> 00:14:35,097 So, bartender, a glass of Kolaloka lemonade for me. 103 00:14:35,180 --> 00:14:38,600 - For me too! - Me too. - And one for me. 104 00:14:38,726 --> 00:14:41,145 We don't sell Kolaloka lemonade! 105 00:14:41,603 --> 00:14:45,274 In that case, allow me to use my own supplies. 106 00:15:00,706 --> 00:15:03,292 Thank you, Mr. Kolaloka! 107 00:15:18,140 --> 00:15:20,059 - Don't go! - Don't go! 108 00:15:20,726 --> 00:15:22,561 I'll be back. 109 00:15:22,936 --> 00:15:24,730 Don't bother! 110 00:15:26,815 --> 00:15:29,985 And I won't come alone, Doug Badman. 111 00:15:30,235 --> 00:15:35,074 I will bring the Law! 112 00:16:19,868 --> 00:16:25,290 A fellow revivalist... Hip hip, Arizona! 113 00:16:26,375 --> 00:16:27,626 Or am I mistaken? 114 00:16:28,168 --> 00:16:31,672 You are a member of the Arizona Revival, are you not? 115 00:16:32,214 --> 00:16:34,299 No. I am a lone wolf. 116 00:16:35,384 --> 00:16:38,971 You're a knight protecting the law and avenging wrongdoing! 117 00:17:36,361 --> 00:17:40,949 - A fine day, isn't it? - Yes, quite nice. 118 00:17:42,367 --> 00:17:44,203 Lovely. 119 00:17:49,458 --> 00:17:51,960 Pettifoggers! No dead bodies so far. 120 00:17:52,753 --> 00:17:54,254 Let's hope the weather lasts. 121 00:17:54,463 --> 00:17:57,883 Well, a little rain would do no harm. 122 00:17:57,966 --> 00:18:01,970 But the good gunman wishes the weather to last. 123 00:18:02,930 --> 00:18:05,140 Help, robbers! 124 00:18:13,815 --> 00:18:17,986 - Do you like gunfights, miss... - Winnifred. 125 00:18:18,195 --> 00:18:20,155 A lovely name. 126 00:18:25,244 --> 00:18:28,163 A lovely name indeed. 127 00:18:40,425 --> 00:18:45,180 We want Kolaloka! We want Kolaloka! 128 00:18:45,931 --> 00:18:49,476 Do you believe in its beneficial effects now? 129 00:18:49,601 --> 00:18:51,520 I certainly do. 130 00:18:51,603 --> 00:18:54,106 Have faith, my friends! 131 00:18:54,940 --> 00:18:57,943 Faith can move mountains. 132 00:18:58,527 --> 00:19:02,281 So why couldn't it bring you supplies from Kolaloka and Son? 133 00:19:06,785 --> 00:19:08,287 Adios! 134 00:19:16,795 --> 00:19:19,381 You love him, my child, don't you? 135 00:19:22,384 --> 00:19:24,344 Yes, I do love him! 136 00:19:24,428 --> 00:19:26,096 Tornado Lou... 137 00:19:26,597 --> 00:19:30,976 An untamed lioness, a raging tempest, a femme fatale... 138 00:19:31,935 --> 00:19:35,897 You and that wacky lemonade sucker?! 139 00:19:36,273 --> 00:19:38,275 Don't be vulgar! 140 00:19:53,373 --> 00:19:56,918 Only he can make me a different, better woman! 141 00:19:58,754 --> 00:20:01,173 Only to him, my dearest mother, 142 00:20:01,298 --> 00:20:05,719 I will give the greatest treasure of my womanhood. 143 00:20:07,095 --> 00:20:09,765 After we get married, of course! 144 00:20:48,724 --> 00:20:52,644 Dear Lord, I beg Thee to send me Kolaloka lemonade! 145 00:20:52,769 --> 00:20:58,775 Mr. Goodman! Mr. Goodman! A telegram! A telegram! 146 00:20:59,860 --> 00:21:01,486 A telegram... Pardon me! 147 00:21:02,571 --> 00:21:04,156 Mr. Goodman! 148 00:21:06,825 --> 00:21:07,825 A telegram... 149 00:21:09,453 --> 00:21:13,332 - We are sending you ten carloads of lemonade. - Stop. 150 00:21:14,249 --> 00:21:17,169 - On long term credit. - Stop. 151 00:21:18,086 --> 00:21:22,090 - We also appoint you as our general agent... - Stop. 152 00:21:23,008 --> 00:21:25,510 ...For Stetson City and the surrounding area. 153 00:21:26,386 --> 00:21:28,221 Kolaloka and Son. 154 00:21:29,433 --> 00:21:32,686 Oh, Hosanna! 155 00:21:54,881 --> 00:22:03,222 Arizona, Arizona is a land where true men you will find. 156 00:22:03,973 --> 00:22:11,856 Cards are flipping, bullets whizzing, you may hear cattle joyfully mooing. 157 00:22:12,482 --> 00:22:19,322 It's such a pleasant place to be, you'll never regret settling here. 158 00:22:26,829 --> 00:22:34,962 Our Arizona men are so polite and gentle to us women. 159 00:22:35,755 --> 00:22:43,262 With their gentlemanly blow they give them villains what for. 160 00:22:44,263 --> 00:22:51,103 And to show they are progressive, they shoot straight from their hip. 161 00:22:57,276 --> 00:22:58,778 Pif! Paf! 162 00:23:33,980 --> 00:23:38,943 When a Kolaloka consumer shoots, there's no need to call a doctor. 163 00:24:23,362 --> 00:24:25,781 Come on, boys, come on! 164 00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:53,893 How could he vanish from my life, the true champion of my heart. 165 00:24:54,393 --> 00:25:00,650 In my dreams I'm by his side, the sweetheart of my life. 166 00:25:02,735 --> 00:25:05,571 Forget about him, darling! 167 00:25:06,113 --> 00:25:11,535 Business may be bad but I'm still disgustingly rich. 168 00:25:13,871 --> 00:25:15,956 Let's go to Europe. 169 00:25:16,082 --> 00:25:20,503 To Paris, Monte Carlo, Carlsbad! 170 00:25:20,753 --> 00:25:23,589 Grimpo will carry our luggage. 171 00:25:28,552 --> 00:25:30,471 Serve the stranger. 172 00:26:12,972 --> 00:26:15,891 - You've insulted the lady! - I don't see any lady. 173 00:26:25,359 --> 00:26:27,111 I see you're a vegetarian? 174 00:26:39,623 --> 00:26:43,002 Give them back to him as soon as he starts behaving like a good boy. 175 00:26:43,836 --> 00:26:45,421 Brother! 176 00:26:45,504 --> 00:26:48,007 Bro... brother? 177 00:26:49,592 --> 00:26:53,679 - A cocoa spot... - Of the size of a Mexican dollar! 178 00:26:53,763 --> 00:26:56,849 Our precious birthmark. 179 00:26:56,932 --> 00:26:59,185 - Horace! - Doug! 180 00:27:01,604 --> 00:27:06,609 - It's been a long time... - Since we shared the sad fate of foundlings. 181 00:27:06,692 --> 00:27:10,863 Found on the prairie by darn rough buffalo hunters. 182 00:27:12,031 --> 00:27:15,951 When we used to hang around the gay towns of the frontier. 183 00:27:18,037 --> 00:27:19,872 Dodge City! 184 00:27:21,957 --> 00:27:23,292 Abilene! 185 00:27:23,375 --> 00:27:28,964 When we used to ambush stagecoaches, rob banks and shoot sheriffs. 186 00:27:31,550 --> 00:27:34,637 - The jolly days of our youth! - Well... 187 00:27:35,805 --> 00:27:38,057 It ain't exactly crowded here. 188 00:27:38,140 --> 00:27:42,144 Is there any way I can help you, you old rattlesnake? 189 00:27:42,311 --> 00:27:44,897 I've got really tough competition. 190 00:28:14,343 --> 00:28:15,761 Pah! 191 00:28:18,848 --> 00:28:22,351 Did you say "pah", stranger? 192 00:28:23,102 --> 00:28:24,854 Yes, I did say "pah"! 193 00:28:25,145 --> 00:28:27,606 Pah to Kolaloka lemonade? 194 00:28:28,107 --> 00:28:29,149 Yes! 195 00:28:29,900 --> 00:28:32,695 Pah to Kolaloka lemonade! 196 00:28:33,279 --> 00:28:34,947 A lunatic! 197 00:28:35,114 --> 00:28:36,365 An anarchist! 198 00:28:36,448 --> 00:28:40,661 No, gentlemen. I am neither. 199 00:28:41,453 --> 00:28:43,372 I am... 200 00:29:05,269 --> 00:29:06,812 Hogofogo! 201 00:29:07,646 --> 00:29:10,316 Hogofogo! 202 00:29:12,818 --> 00:29:15,905 Yes, Hogofogo! 203 00:29:17,406 --> 00:29:20,784 With 12 notches on the butt of my Derringer. 204 00:29:21,410 --> 00:29:24,830 Hogofogo wanted by the police in five states! 205 00:29:25,331 --> 00:29:28,834 And arrested in Stetson City! 206 00:29:29,501 --> 00:29:33,756 It's embarrassing but you have won. 207 00:29:49,271 --> 00:29:51,023 Hogofogo... 208 00:29:59,114 --> 00:30:05,204 Hey, bartender, a proper drink for a proper gunman. 209 00:30:05,287 --> 00:30:08,457 - You mean Kolaloka lemonade, don't you? - No! 210 00:30:10,376 --> 00:30:13,754 - I mean Trigger Whiskey! - We don't sell alcoholic beverages! 211 00:30:13,879 --> 00:30:15,130 A big mistake! 212 00:30:16,465 --> 00:30:21,053 If consumed in small doses, alcohol is harmless in whatever quantity. 213 00:30:23,389 --> 00:30:27,977 Am I dreaming or am I awake? 214 00:30:31,730 --> 00:30:36,235 I'll rub off your bloom, my sweet blossom. 215 00:30:42,491 --> 00:30:46,662 I am struck by Cupid's arrow. 216 00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:55,921 Where can I soothe my aching heart with a glass of Trigger Whiskey? Where? 217 00:30:57,172 --> 00:31:02,720 - Where? - Only at the Trigger Whiskey Saloon, mister gunman! 218 00:31:04,013 --> 00:31:06,974 And where can I enjoy the company of real men? 219 00:31:07,182 --> 00:31:08,600 There as well! 220 00:31:10,352 --> 00:31:11,353 By the way... 221 00:31:12,563 --> 00:31:19,820 I believe you ought to change their diapers, mademoiselle. 222 00:31:20,112 --> 00:31:21,697 - This way. - This way. 223 00:31:43,469 --> 00:31:50,059 Whiskey is my mucho gusto without it my mouth is dry and dusty. 224 00:31:50,642 --> 00:31:57,900 If my dad had drunk whiskey every day he'd still be alive and kicking today. 225 00:31:58,650 --> 00:32:05,324 When a shot sparkles in your hand the saloon profits are more than grand. 226 00:32:05,824 --> 00:32:09,244 Life's worth living and that's no trick 227 00:32:09,495 --> 00:32:16,668 when you've got heaps of whiskey to drink. 228 00:32:21,673 --> 00:32:25,094 Its fancy label and nicely round bottle 229 00:32:25,344 --> 00:32:28,764 makes even Manitou long after firewater. 230 00:32:29,181 --> 00:32:32,684 Who wants to be a real man, should be fond of his glass 231 00:32:32,768 --> 00:32:36,105 filled with whiskey to the top and a gal sitting on his lap. 232 00:32:37,606 --> 00:32:44,113 Whiskey is my mucho gusto without it my mouth is dry and dusty. 233 00:32:44,863 --> 00:32:52,121 If my dad had drunk whiskey every day he'd still be alive and kicking today. 234 00:32:52,788 --> 00:32:59,378 When a shot sparkles in your hand the saloon profits are more than grand. 235 00:33:00,129 --> 00:33:03,215 Life's worth living and that's no trick 236 00:33:03,465 --> 00:33:10,722 when you've got heaps of whiskey to drink. 237 00:33:50,596 --> 00:33:54,016 Its fancy label and nicely round bottle 238 00:33:54,266 --> 00:33:57,853 makes even Manitou long after firewater. 239 00:33:57,936 --> 00:34:01,690 Who wants to be a real man, should be fond of his glass 240 00:34:01,773 --> 00:34:05,027 filled with whiskey to the top and a gal sitting on his lap. 241 00:34:06,528 --> 00:34:13,285 Whiskey is my mucho gusto without it my mouth is dry and dusty. 242 00:34:13,785 --> 00:34:21,043 If my dad had drunk whiskey every day he'd still be alive and kicking today. 243 00:34:21,710 --> 00:34:28,800 When a shot sparkles in your hand the saloon profits are more than grand. 244 00:34:29,218 --> 00:34:32,471 Life's worth living and that's no trick 245 00:34:32,638 --> 00:34:34,765 when you've got... 246 00:34:36,391 --> 00:34:38,310 when you've got... 247 00:34:40,229 --> 00:34:47,778 when you've got heaps of whiskey to drink. 248 00:35:55,387 --> 00:35:56,805 That will do! 249 00:36:17,826 --> 00:36:20,579 No! Not her! 250 00:36:21,204 --> 00:36:25,167 Oh yes! She's all I want! 251 00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:29,815 - Mother dear, will I ever be his... - Oh yes! 252 00:37:30,816 --> 00:37:35,487 You will be mine! Here, on holy soil. 253 00:37:35,946 --> 00:37:37,823 - My sweet duckling. - You creepy spider! 254 00:37:37,906 --> 00:37:41,618 - My fair fawn! - You slimy snake! - Enough zoology! 255 00:39:48,870 --> 00:39:51,456 So... Now you know everything. 256 00:39:52,457 --> 00:39:57,629 Protector of the Law, avenger of injustice, while... 257 00:39:57,837 --> 00:40:00,966 While I'm just a travelling salesman selling lemonade. 258 00:40:01,424 --> 00:40:04,511 - Do you despise me? - How can you say such a thing? 259 00:40:05,011 --> 00:40:10,850 An accredited sales agent of Kolaloka and Son for the whole Southwest? 260 00:40:10,934 --> 00:40:15,981 - With a net salary of one grand. - And a 10% bonus before taxes! 261 00:40:16,398 --> 00:40:19,359 Darling! I'm all yours! 262 00:40:19,568 --> 00:40:22,237 If you give me 5% from your bonus. 263 00:40:23,405 --> 00:40:27,951 4% - I'll give you even 4.5%, sweetheart. 264 00:40:28,660 --> 00:40:33,790 Am I worthy of you at all? Are you a woman or an angel? 265 00:40:34,416 --> 00:40:36,334 No! Not now! 266 00:40:36,835 --> 00:40:40,839 I understand, not here at the cemetery. 267 00:40:41,089 --> 00:40:43,592 Never mind the cemetery! 268 00:40:43,675 --> 00:40:48,763 - My Daddy's business will soon go bankrupt. - What happened? 269 00:42:09,094 --> 00:42:18,436 Don't you see my thirsty lips and my yearning body? 270 00:42:18,853 --> 00:42:28,154 My fervent heart is broken into pieces, while yours is as cold as ice. 271 00:42:28,446 --> 00:42:37,539 I know my love is like flame, burning me from the inside. 272 00:42:38,873 --> 00:42:44,462 When I see a man, I'm done for, Amen. 273 00:42:45,630 --> 00:42:50,552 And my heart's not to blame. 274 00:42:51,302 --> 00:42:54,764 I said I'd be back, Doug Badman. 275 00:42:55,724 --> 00:43:00,228 And that I would bring the Law. 276 00:43:00,895 --> 00:43:02,731 Or Kolaloka. 277 00:43:03,815 --> 00:43:05,692 Kolaloka is the Law. 278 00:43:05,900 --> 00:43:07,986 I'm not armed, gunman. 279 00:43:08,903 --> 00:43:12,490 I'd be wasting my bullets on you, trickster! 280 00:43:18,754 --> 00:43:24,676 Don't you see my thirsty lips 281 00:43:24,767 --> 00:43:28,729 and my arms reaching out to you? 282 00:43:28,938 --> 00:43:38,364 Embrace me in your manly arms and take what has always belonged to you. 283 00:43:38,906 --> 00:43:46,622 Hold me in your arms, it can't do me no harm, 284 00:43:49,628 --> 00:43:55,777 My ill fame is black as coal tar! 285 00:43:55,801 --> 00:44:00,222 Coal tar... 286 00:44:05,310 --> 00:44:06,645 Don't shoot! 287 00:44:06,729 --> 00:44:08,897 Thank you, I can handle this myself. 288 00:44:09,148 --> 00:44:14,903 Fire! Don't fire! Fire! Don't fire! Fire! Don't fire! 289 00:44:14,987 --> 00:44:21,535 Fire! Don't fire! Fire! Don't fire! Fire! Don't fire! 290 00:44:58,572 --> 00:45:00,199 Take the lady away! 291 00:45:03,285 --> 00:45:07,206 I'll have a word with you later, barfly! 292 00:45:07,289 --> 00:45:08,624 Yes, sir. 293 00:45:18,801 --> 00:45:22,471 - Occupied. - Never mind, I've got plenty of time. 294 00:45:23,138 --> 00:45:27,309 Once again, my friends, Good has conquered Evil. 295 00:45:27,392 --> 00:45:28,685 And thanks to what? 296 00:45:30,104 --> 00:45:34,066 - To what? - Kolaloka lemonade! 297 00:45:35,067 --> 00:45:39,404 Right, thanks to Kolaloka the teetotaler is the winner! 298 00:45:39,571 --> 00:45:41,824 And the boozer is the loser! 299 00:45:44,409 --> 00:45:45,409 What's he saying? 300 00:45:47,579 --> 00:45:51,875 He's playing on words. The boozer is the loser. 301 00:45:53,544 --> 00:45:55,587 It seems rather out of tune. 302 00:45:55,671 --> 00:45:58,340 And it'll be even more after it hears this... 303 00:46:01,009 --> 00:46:15,274 Listen to this divine serenade about the amazing Kolaloka lemonade. 304 00:46:16,441 --> 00:46:22,447 With my Smith and Wesson at my hip... 305 00:46:22,531 --> 00:46:24,199 At his hip. 306 00:46:24,283 --> 00:46:29,955 Kolakola lemonade I always sip. 307 00:46:31,540 --> 00:46:38,463 Bread or butter or pretty girls I can do without for many days. 308 00:46:38,797 --> 00:46:44,970 My seventh heaven, my livelihood is Kolaloka lemonade for good. 309 00:46:50,559 --> 00:46:52,477 Everybody for Kolaloka! 310 00:46:52,644 --> 00:46:59,735 What is ammo for a colt, what is water for a trout, 311 00:46:59,902 --> 00:47:06,742 what is whatever you like, what is soda for whiskey, 312 00:47:07,242 --> 00:47:14,333 what is a rhyme for a poem, what is a strophe for a rhyme... 313 00:47:14,666 --> 00:47:21,924 That's exactly what Kolaloloka is for me. 314 00:47:22,257 --> 00:47:28,931 That's what Kolaloka is for me. Kolaloka. 315 00:48:49,393 --> 00:48:52,062 No! That! 316 00:48:52,813 --> 00:48:55,232 You have Kolaloka in your bed? 317 00:48:57,067 --> 00:48:59,403 At least Kolaloka... 318 00:49:09,580 --> 00:49:13,333 Lou. Take a look. 319 00:49:14,793 --> 00:49:21,174 Take a look. They are worth 500 cattle. 320 00:49:21,925 --> 00:49:28,140 Fancy 250 beasts hanging from each of your ears. 321 00:49:32,686 --> 00:49:35,522 It's easier to give than to take. 322 00:49:36,189 --> 00:49:38,692 How easily I would give myself... 323 00:49:39,192 --> 00:49:40,861 ...To him. 324 00:49:48,869 --> 00:49:52,539 - Only for whites, nigger! - Don't be silly, he's at my heels! 325 00:50:00,547 --> 00:50:04,301 Forgive me for entering without knocking. 326 00:50:04,718 --> 00:50:06,511 Do sit down. 327 00:50:06,595 --> 00:50:09,473 Thank you. I'll rather remain standing. 328 00:50:09,973 --> 00:50:13,727 This gentleman, however, would like to sit down 329 00:50:14,061 --> 00:50:17,230 and practice his signature. 330 00:50:27,824 --> 00:50:29,826 You want me to sign this? 331 00:50:30,327 --> 00:50:32,245 I do. 332 00:50:44,257 --> 00:50:48,845 If on the trigger you want to be quick, Kolaloka is what you should drink! 333 00:50:49,513 --> 00:50:54,351 Hogofogo. Thank you for your autograph. 334 00:50:56,019 --> 00:50:58,689 This deserves a drink. May I, miss? 335 00:51:04,695 --> 00:51:10,534 Well, a sip of spring water will do me no harm. 336 00:51:11,368 --> 00:51:13,704 Oh, spirits! 337 00:51:25,966 --> 00:51:28,135 I'll be yours, Doug, if you spare him! 338 00:51:28,218 --> 00:51:30,053 - It's a deal! - But not for me! 339 00:51:30,137 --> 00:51:33,140 To kill a defenseless man? What villainy! 340 00:51:34,224 --> 00:51:41,023 Villainy? The word is music to my ears. 341 00:51:42,568 --> 00:51:44,069 There! 342 00:51:58,083 --> 00:52:04,590 There's no greater pleasure for a true villain like me 343 00:52:05,424 --> 00:52:11,513 than to empty his gun barrel on his sworn enemy. 344 00:52:12,181 --> 00:52:18,687 Cold and stiff will soon be a man once so brave. 345 00:52:19,355 --> 00:52:25,235 In no time he will be feeding worms in his grave. 346 00:52:33,452 --> 00:52:39,458 Let's finish this off in the easiest way. 347 00:52:40,209 --> 00:52:46,548 One bullet in his belly another between the eyes. 348 00:52:47,216 --> 00:52:53,722 Cold and stiff will soon be a man once so brave. 349 00:52:54,306 --> 00:52:57,977 Faster than he can say Jesse James. 350 00:53:06,159 --> 00:53:07,452 Go away, my friend. 351 00:53:07,578 --> 00:53:11,248 - But Lou, you promised... - Yes, I did promise... 352 00:53:11,331 --> 00:53:14,626 I'm yours but you have to go away now. 353 00:53:31,268 --> 00:53:32,936 - Where are they? - Gone! 354 00:53:33,770 --> 00:53:36,773 - How come I'm still alive? - Because of me. 355 00:53:38,525 --> 00:53:44,448 That's strange. You have saved my life a second time. 356 00:53:44,781 --> 00:53:48,201 - Why? - Because I love you. 357 00:53:48,368 --> 00:53:51,622 - Only you can make me a different, better woman. - Alright... 358 00:53:53,582 --> 00:53:55,626 And what do you want in return? 359 00:53:55,709 --> 00:53:59,379 - For what? - For saving my life. 360 00:54:00,213 --> 00:54:02,549 But I love you. 361 00:54:03,884 --> 00:54:07,054 That's why it will cost me even more. 362 00:54:07,262 --> 00:54:09,640 You cannot buy love! 363 00:54:10,057 --> 00:54:15,103 I see now. You love me free of charge, don't you? 364 00:54:15,812 --> 00:54:17,814 You poor wretch. 365 00:54:21,568 --> 00:54:25,739 You have all the right to become a different, better woman. 366 00:54:31,828 --> 00:54:36,416 Do you know what this is? It's a cheque for 5 dollars. 367 00:54:36,500 --> 00:54:40,003 Five dollars in words. 368 00:54:40,420 --> 00:54:41,922 Take a good look at it. 369 00:54:42,464 --> 00:54:46,218 And maybe it will bring more decent thoughts into your mind. 370 00:54:54,351 --> 00:54:57,020 How low you have fallen! 371 00:54:59,773 --> 00:55:03,276 I hate you! I hate you! 372 00:55:04,194 --> 00:55:05,946 Adios! 373 00:55:09,366 --> 00:55:11,284 I hate you! 374 00:55:20,003 --> 00:55:23,923 Lincoln and Kolaloka, that's something new. 375 00:55:24,007 --> 00:55:25,758 Where the hell does he get such ideas? 376 00:55:26,009 --> 00:55:30,680 - Who knows... where. - It's all over the town. 377 00:55:41,618 --> 00:55:45,121 - Joe must die. - I'm all for it! 378 00:55:50,377 --> 00:55:53,713 Does it mean that you don't love him anymore? 379 00:55:53,797 --> 00:55:56,508 - I want to spit on his coffin. - So do I. 380 00:55:56,591 --> 00:56:00,470 - But how do we get him into it? - You're a man, aren't you? 381 00:56:02,138 --> 00:56:04,724 We're men, aren't we? 382 00:56:19,489 --> 00:56:21,658 Is anybody here? 383 00:56:22,409 --> 00:56:24,327 Good people. 384 00:56:24,411 --> 00:56:25,996 That's even better. 385 00:56:27,831 --> 00:56:33,169 Good people, give a blind old man 386 00:56:33,294 --> 00:56:41,594 a sip of refreshing and strengthening Kolaloka lemonade. 387 00:56:49,853 --> 00:56:52,939 Horace, why the silly disguise? 388 00:56:53,023 --> 00:56:58,194 - Because Joe will pay dearly for it. - Tell us how! 389 00:56:59,946 --> 00:57:02,866 When tomorrow morning, in Main Street... 390 00:57:25,900 --> 00:57:28,486 - Goodbye, darling. - Bye. 391 00:57:34,752 --> 00:57:36,838 Let me take you across the street, sir. 392 00:57:36,963 --> 00:57:40,091 Get lost, you little bastard! 393 00:57:48,437 --> 00:57:51,106 May I take you across the street, my dear man? 394 00:57:51,189 --> 00:57:54,776 - May the Lord reward you, young man. - Oh, I'm not... 395 00:57:55,110 --> 00:57:57,821 Madam - I'm not married yet. 396 00:57:58,030 --> 00:58:00,616 Not for long, miss. 397 00:58:00,699 --> 00:58:05,287 Oh, the sidewalk. The Lord would reward you even more 398 00:58:05,370 --> 00:58:08,457 if you take me to the Trigger Whiskey Saloon. 399 00:58:09,544 --> 00:58:12,964 - To the Trigger Whiskey Saloon? - You must be wondering 400 00:58:13,047 --> 00:58:18,886 what an old man like me wants in a place like that, aren't you? 401 00:58:19,387 --> 00:58:23,307 Livelihood. One has to earn one's living. 402 00:58:23,391 --> 00:58:27,395 Their piano needs tuning, you see. 403 00:58:28,146 --> 00:58:36,279 I'm an old, blind, sick, lonely, 404 00:58:36,612 --> 00:58:42,201 and poor, very poor piano tuner. 405 00:58:42,326 --> 00:58:45,747 I know every piano in Arizona. 406 00:58:45,872 --> 00:58:49,375 And I tune... Where's the door? 407 00:58:49,459 --> 00:58:54,172 And I tune... Which way? This way. I tune pianos from dawn till dusk. 408 00:58:55,673 --> 00:58:58,718 May the Lord give you good earnings, my good man. 409 00:58:58,801 --> 00:59:03,097 As I can hear, nobody is in. 410 00:59:03,765 --> 00:59:07,518 - Oh, a sofa. - No, it's me. 411 00:59:07,602 --> 00:59:15,443 See? It seems it would be best if you walk me to the piano. 412 00:59:28,122 --> 00:59:31,542 I smell vice here. 413 00:59:31,626 --> 00:59:35,546 It's the foreign perfumes of the fallen women. 414 00:59:57,151 --> 01:00:00,905 A minor is all I have left. 415 01:00:04,659 --> 01:00:07,829 Oh, it seems to be very serious. 416 01:00:08,496 --> 01:00:09,997 Goodbye. 417 01:00:14,252 --> 01:00:16,421 Goodbye, mister tuner. 418 01:00:43,961 --> 01:00:47,548 You're a true artist, poor man! 419 01:00:50,217 --> 01:00:53,888 I used to be long ago. 420 01:00:54,055 --> 01:01:00,728 Grand pianos took me to the highest circles. 421 01:01:00,895 --> 01:01:05,900 I played before crowned heads. 422 01:01:06,317 --> 01:01:09,403 - And then... - What then? 423 01:01:09,487 --> 01:01:16,911 - Bad company and spirits. - Hellish spirits! 424 01:01:16,994 --> 01:01:21,832 And poker, miss. 425 01:01:22,083 --> 01:01:26,921 Squinting at other player's cards under poor illumination 426 01:01:27,004 --> 01:01:30,925 cost me my eyesight. And then 427 01:01:31,258 --> 01:01:33,677 - What then? - Gwendolin... 428 01:01:33,844 --> 01:01:39,850 She was an angel, bearing her fiancé's downfall as a cross, 429 01:01:39,934 --> 01:01:44,855 she was fading before my eyes till - Till? 430 01:01:44,949 --> 01:01:47,452 - Till what? - Till... 431 01:01:48,035 --> 01:01:55,460 Till she passed away. I see it as if it were today. 432 01:01:56,043 --> 01:02:03,384 Straight from the hospital I walk, where among its walls so dreary 433 01:02:03,468 --> 01:02:10,725 a girl with snow white skin is lying, so weak and weary. 434 01:02:14,896 --> 01:02:19,650 Yesterday her doctor told me: 435 01:02:20,067 --> 01:02:23,988 Your girl is badly off. 436 01:02:24,822 --> 01:02:33,164 Today I find her body all covered with a cloth. 437 01:02:34,749 --> 01:02:43,090 Tomorrow there'll be nine girls at the graveyard, so fair and dressed in black. 438 01:02:44,091 --> 01:02:53,017 Yet only eight of them will walk that day from the cemetery gate. 439 01:02:54,268 --> 01:02:58,940 Right before my eyes the world turned suddenly black, 440 01:02:59,023 --> 01:03:03,861 I don't give a damn now, I'm ready to face my fate. 441 01:03:09,116 --> 01:03:17,375 And when I kick the bucket, forget about sorrow and don't regret. 442 01:03:18,876 --> 01:03:27,051 It'll be a grand spectacle the West will never forget. 443 01:03:28,469 --> 01:03:37,228 With rings on my fingers, on my jacket a diamond pin 444 01:03:37,895 --> 01:03:46,404 to tarp up my stiff corps lying in the coffin. 445 01:03:47,989 --> 01:03:56,581 The purpose of these trinkets is to make everybody see 446 01:03:57,415 --> 01:04:06,424 what a grand life I had lived and what a hotshot I had once been. 447 01:04:07,258 --> 01:04:15,516 The funeral will be a sight fit for the gods 448 01:04:16,934 --> 01:04:25,776 if the coffin is carried by four heavyweight thugs. 449 01:04:27,445 --> 01:04:32,199 For being such a mobster, always running wild, 450 01:04:32,366 --> 01:04:37,288 honky-tonk gals will escort me to the yard, 451 01:04:37,538 --> 01:04:46,881 where a black band will be playing smashing farewell tunes. 452 01:04:47,465 --> 01:04:56,682 I've come to the end of my heart-breaking story, 453 01:04:56,891 --> 01:05:07,568 so grievous and woeful as the most somber of all graveyard blues. 454 01:05:24,922 --> 01:05:28,676 You've suffered terribly, poor man. 455 01:05:28,760 --> 01:05:35,933 Oh yes, I've suffered. But as I see, I mean as I can hear, 456 01:05:36,017 --> 01:05:39,353 your hankie is soaking wet. 457 01:05:40,438 --> 01:05:46,027 You've wept your kind heart into it. 458 01:05:46,110 --> 01:05:53,367 May I offer you my hankie, as pure and untouched as you are? 459 01:05:53,701 --> 01:05:55,870 Thank you. 460 01:06:00,458 --> 01:06:04,545 Inhale, my gorgeous! 461 01:06:35,576 --> 01:06:37,245 Where are you going? 462 01:06:40,414 --> 01:06:43,084 Where I'm going? What business is it of yours, sonny? 463 01:06:43,167 --> 01:06:46,671 It is my business. Miss Goodman is my bride to be. 464 01:06:46,754 --> 01:06:49,674 They call me Lemonade Joe. 465 01:06:49,757 --> 01:06:54,095 Pleased to meet you, I'm Doctor Quartz, a family doctor. 466 01:06:54,345 --> 01:06:56,597 - What's wrong with her? - Nothing much. 467 01:06:56,681 --> 01:07:00,268 She got liquored up. It's not for the first time. 468 01:07:00,351 --> 01:07:04,939 - That can't be. She hates liquor. - She hates liquor? 469 01:07:05,022 --> 01:07:07,859 As far as I know she's quite fond of moonshine and cologne. 470 01:07:07,942 --> 01:07:11,863 And her favorite is ether. Smell for yourself! 471 01:07:14,532 --> 01:07:16,450 You're right. 472 01:07:17,034 --> 01:07:21,455 You'd better give me a hand with her. I'll treat her in my surgery. 473 01:07:22,540 --> 01:07:26,294 In the meantime, you can comfort her father, he needs it. 474 01:07:26,794 --> 01:07:28,629 So do I. 475 01:07:28,796 --> 01:07:34,468 Courage, young man, courage! 476 01:07:37,722 --> 01:07:39,640 Cheerio, blondie! 477 01:07:45,146 --> 01:07:47,982 Lemonade Joe... 478 01:07:48,399 --> 01:07:52,320 - ...Do you have any idea what a damn fool you are? - I don't. 479 01:07:52,486 --> 01:07:57,074 I will tell you tonight at midnight 480 01:07:58,784 --> 01:08:03,414 ...in Dead Man's Valley. Your fiancée will also be there. 481 01:08:03,539 --> 01:08:07,668 And that night she will become the object of my innate perversion. 482 01:08:08,836 --> 01:08:11,505 I hope you will come to congratulate me. 483 01:08:11,589 --> 01:08:13,841 Sincerely yours Horace Badman, 484 01:08:14,008 --> 01:08:15,927 alias Dr. Quartz, 485 01:08:16,260 --> 01:08:18,512 alias Hogofogo. 486 01:08:21,015 --> 01:08:23,517 Are the nights cold? 487 01:08:23,601 --> 01:08:26,854 - What's that? - Are the nights cold? 488 01:08:26,938 --> 01:08:28,606 Oh yes. 489 01:08:28,940 --> 01:08:30,858 Then I should put on... 490 01:08:31,442 --> 01:08:33,945 ...My warm woollies. 491 01:08:57,136 --> 01:09:04,226 It was in Lincoln last year when Jim Stapleton was playing poker. 492 01:09:05,060 --> 01:09:11,817 He got into a fight, the sheriff cuffed him and took him the county jail. 493 01:09:13,068 --> 01:09:20,159 On the way to Santa Fe Jim told him: Sheriff, whether you like it or not, 494 01:09:20,742 --> 01:09:28,417 I'll get away and be free as a bird. 495 01:09:33,172 --> 01:09:40,596 That evening at Johnny's Bar we were sipping our coffee, 496 01:09:41,847 --> 01:09:49,605 wondering how's Jim doing in good old Santa Fe. 497 01:09:50,939 --> 01:09:58,030 Then a lantern was smashed with a big bang 498 01:09:59,281 --> 01:10:06,205 and the whole place went pitch dark. 499 01:10:12,211 --> 01:10:17,966 A figure was standing in the doorway and a shiver went down our back, 500 01:10:19,301 --> 01:10:25,724 it was suddenly clear that it was some kind of a ghost. 501 01:10:27,392 --> 01:10:30,896 In Santa Fe at that very moment, 502 01:10:31,980 --> 01:10:35,400 I'm telling you all that I know, 503 01:10:37,069 --> 01:10:40,906 when he was climbing out the window 504 01:10:42,741 --> 01:10:45,077 poor old Jim was shot dead. 505 01:11:46,222 --> 01:11:47,891 Get hold of him! 506 01:11:53,396 --> 01:11:54,439 Hold him! 507 01:11:57,484 --> 01:11:59,444 Stupid idiots! 508 01:12:00,820 --> 01:12:03,406 It's all a big mistake, madam. 509 01:12:11,081 --> 01:12:13,375 An inhospitable place indeed. 510 01:12:14,125 --> 01:12:16,836 - What's this? - We want to take a picture with him. 511 01:12:18,505 --> 01:12:21,007 A souvenir? 512 01:12:23,009 --> 01:12:24,177 I want one too. 513 01:12:24,260 --> 01:12:28,723 The trap is all set, madam. Nothing will help him get away this time 514 01:12:29,432 --> 01:12:33,103 - Horace sends you this. - Yuck, Kolaloka! 515 01:12:36,106 --> 01:12:37,482 It's whiskey! 516 01:12:43,738 --> 01:12:47,534 Don't hit the bottle, amigo, we haven't won yet. 517 01:12:58,336 --> 01:13:00,046 Our bait. 518 01:13:04,092 --> 01:13:06,469 Why did you come here, madam? 519 01:13:06,803 --> 01:13:08,888 I want to see him die! 520 01:13:14,644 --> 01:13:20,275 Are you going to torture him? Tell me all the disgusting details. 521 01:13:31,335 --> 01:13:33,795 A quite ingenious method of torture. 522 01:13:41,720 --> 01:13:43,605 Oh, how I hate him! 523 01:13:45,440 --> 01:13:48,026 Hands up, of course! 524 01:13:56,702 --> 01:14:00,330 May I ask you to take their guns, miss? 525 01:14:00,539 --> 01:14:03,292 He's amazing! Yet he must die. 526 01:14:07,754 --> 01:14:09,715 I'll be right there. 527 01:14:11,633 --> 01:14:17,306 Oh... How thoughtful of you! 528 01:14:18,682 --> 01:14:23,854 If on the trigger you want to be quick, Kolaloka is what you should drink! 529 01:14:35,157 --> 01:14:37,409 What have I done? 530 01:14:37,743 --> 01:14:40,037 I haven't stopped loving him! 531 01:14:52,925 --> 01:14:55,886 - Why aren't you eating? - I have no appetite 532 01:14:56,011 --> 01:15:00,349 when I think of the dirty trick you played on that pure innocent girl. 533 01:15:01,183 --> 01:15:07,272 Purity and innocence! What relish for a scamp like me. 534 01:15:07,356 --> 01:15:12,110 You beast, if it weren't for the cocoa spot of the size of a Mexican dollar, 535 01:15:12,694 --> 01:15:15,447 I'd never believe you are my brother! 536 01:15:47,272 --> 01:15:51,151 Allow me to introduce the fellows. 537 01:15:51,360 --> 01:15:54,196 Coyote Kid and Pancho Kid. 538 01:15:54,404 --> 01:15:56,615 I don't give a fig about your kids. 539 01:15:58,492 --> 01:16:01,286 Soon you'll talk differently, sonny! 540 01:16:02,120 --> 01:16:08,502 I'm a double-dyed butcher. See? 541 01:16:10,295 --> 01:16:17,219 - And torture's my sheer delight! - No! 542 01:16:18,262 --> 01:16:21,265 No! No! 543 01:16:21,390 --> 01:16:24,768 - Don't listen to him, darling. - I'll cover your ears! 544 01:16:26,979 --> 01:16:30,065 You should be ashamed of yourselves! 545 01:16:30,148 --> 01:16:33,235 In the end, we'll throw you in here... 546 01:16:34,319 --> 01:16:36,572 That's horrible! 547 01:16:37,698 --> 01:16:39,658 Into this well. 548 01:16:39,992 --> 01:16:44,246 Then I'd like you to mark it clearly as unfit for drinking! 549 01:16:45,455 --> 01:16:47,332 He's a saint. 550 01:16:50,711 --> 01:16:52,796 Yes, I am bad! 551 01:16:53,088 --> 01:16:56,174 But you don't know how sad a fate of a foundling can be. 552 01:16:56,592 --> 01:16:59,261 Nothing but beating and despise... 553 01:16:59,511 --> 01:17:04,933 And in the end, unrequited love that gave me ill advice. 554 01:17:07,603 --> 01:17:09,938 Can you ever forgive me? 555 01:17:10,105 --> 01:17:14,276 Poor little foundling. I forgive you everything. 556 01:17:15,448 --> 01:17:17,325 He forgives me. 557 01:17:17,450 --> 01:17:21,704 Very nice, madam, but get out my way now! I've got work to do! 558 01:17:23,581 --> 01:17:27,293 If you haven't got the nerve, it's best you go home and let me work. 559 01:17:28,753 --> 01:17:32,549 When it's over, I'll send a smoke signal to Horace 560 01:17:33,132 --> 01:17:36,886 to get ready for a visit from the dead man's fiancée. 561 01:17:39,389 --> 01:17:42,267 - Bring me a cigar! - Three! 562 01:17:49,315 --> 01:17:54,237 You know what, soppy! Say that Kolaloka is slip-slop. 563 01:17:57,448 --> 01:17:59,826 You stinking opossum! 564 01:18:01,286 --> 01:18:03,162 Say it again! 565 01:18:03,621 --> 01:18:05,915 You double-dyed stinking opossum! 566 01:18:08,585 --> 01:18:11,254 - Let's get going! - Yes, sir. 567 01:18:39,282 --> 01:18:40,282 There! 568 01:18:41,367 --> 01:18:44,996 - Wait for this. - Give it to me! 569 01:19:07,060 --> 01:19:08,686 Bravo, bravo! 570 01:19:09,020 --> 01:19:13,191 - Why the sudden change, madam? - It was just a petty nervous breakdown. 571 01:19:15,068 --> 01:19:17,987 Let me add a final touch. 572 01:19:19,030 --> 01:19:20,448 There we go! 573 01:19:22,288 --> 01:19:24,416 To think I have forgiven you! 574 01:19:24,833 --> 01:19:26,626 Because you're a stuck up idiot! 575 01:19:29,344 --> 01:19:31,597 How about that souvenir picture? 576 01:19:31,763 --> 01:19:33,807 - Let me take it. - Why not? - Fine! 577 01:19:34,474 --> 01:19:38,270 - Ehm... stand next to each other. Yes! - Stand behind me. 578 01:19:38,395 --> 01:19:40,898 Why don't you sit on the well... 579 01:19:40,981 --> 01:19:43,400 - That's it. Yes! - Sit on the well! 580 01:19:43,483 --> 01:19:46,612 And let me see your nice profiles! 581 01:19:46,695 --> 01:19:52,284 That's it! Coyote Kid a little bit forward and Grimpo a little bit back. 582 01:19:52,451 --> 01:19:54,703 Yes, nicely together! 583 01:19:54,786 --> 01:19:57,205 Ready? Watch the birdie! 584 01:20:09,301 --> 01:20:12,054 - Joe! - Winnie! 585 01:20:35,452 --> 01:20:38,830 I suffer and yet, I give you my blessing. 586 01:20:55,525 --> 01:21:01,990 Well! He was an enemy worthy of our respect after all. 587 01:21:03,282 --> 01:21:05,284 And what about my child? 588 01:21:05,952 --> 01:21:09,455 She'll fall victim to my lowest urges. 589 01:21:09,539 --> 01:21:12,959 Oh, that's horrible! Horrible! 590 01:21:19,382 --> 01:21:21,259 Poor father! 591 01:21:21,342 --> 01:21:25,013 Have you forgotten that despite being foundlings 592 01:21:25,138 --> 01:21:27,682 we still could have loving parents somewhere? 593 01:21:27,765 --> 01:21:33,271 Forgot or not, life's extravaganza is galloping like a wild mustang 594 01:21:33,855 --> 01:21:37,650 and nobody's interested in what has happened in the first act. 595 01:21:38,234 --> 01:21:39,819 Where are you going? 596 01:21:41,112 --> 01:21:45,908 To fluff up the love nest. 597 01:21:51,499 --> 01:21:53,418 Bravo, girls. 598 01:21:56,213 --> 01:21:58,006 Spicy delicacies. 599 01:21:58,506 --> 01:22:01,218 Well chilled sparkling wine. 600 01:22:01,384 --> 01:22:04,429 Pictures kindling passion. 601 01:22:04,554 --> 01:22:06,348 Sensual waltz. 602 01:22:11,394 --> 01:22:14,272 My inevitable charm. 603 01:22:15,649 --> 01:22:20,820 An irresistible combination guaranteed to melt the heart of every woman. 604 01:22:34,253 --> 01:22:36,338 - Father! - Daughter! 605 01:22:36,589 --> 01:22:39,508 - Father-in-law! - Son-in-law! 606 01:22:43,012 --> 01:22:45,598 - What is she doing here? - Don't be rash, Daddy. 607 01:22:46,098 --> 01:22:48,851 - Lou is different now. - Better. 608 01:22:49,351 --> 01:22:52,730 She too wants to fight for a more decent Arizona. 609 01:22:53,606 --> 01:22:57,943 I do and I want to open a parlor house 610 01:22:58,444 --> 01:23:02,156 where only Kolaloka lemonade will be served. 611 01:23:04,366 --> 01:23:07,620 I am deeply touched, miss. 612 01:23:09,538 --> 01:23:12,708 A praiseworthy intention indeed. 613 01:23:14,960 --> 01:23:19,799 Excuse me. I need to change so that 614 01:23:21,717 --> 01:23:23,302 So that? 615 01:23:26,388 --> 01:23:30,059 The battle is not ours yet. 616 01:23:35,105 --> 01:23:36,774 She should have been here by now. 617 01:23:37,608 --> 01:23:39,735 She should come any moment now. 618 01:23:42,404 --> 01:23:43,989 Music! 619 01:23:45,157 --> 01:23:46,951 Yes, sir! 620 01:23:47,243 --> 01:23:51,580 When I tap the glass with a spoon, 621 01:23:54,083 --> 01:23:56,877 - you'll start playing. - Yes, sir! 622 01:24:00,763 --> 01:24:04,225 Am I so hot because of the heat or is it passion? 623 01:24:14,782 --> 01:24:16,033 Oh my! 624 01:24:19,454 --> 01:24:22,540 Why aren't you wearing your usual color? 625 01:24:22,623 --> 01:24:27,128 This one suits an avenger better. My last will... 626 01:24:27,879 --> 01:24:29,964 - Should I not return... - No! 627 01:24:31,215 --> 01:24:34,927 Should I not return, give it to my father. 628 01:24:35,261 --> 01:24:37,889 Mr. Charles William Kolaloka, 629 01:24:38,055 --> 01:24:41,476 President of the Kolaloka and Son Company. 630 01:24:41,726 --> 01:24:43,853 You are - His son. 631 01:24:44,061 --> 01:24:48,232 A gunman and a tycoon's son? What more do you want, dear? 632 01:24:48,316 --> 01:24:51,903 - And his future heir. - Universal? 633 01:24:52,403 --> 01:24:55,406 Fortunately... I mean unfortunately. 634 01:24:56,073 --> 01:25:02,163 I would have had siblings had not it been for that fateful day... 635 01:25:03,414 --> 01:25:07,752 When my parents travelled to new settlements in covered wagons, 636 01:25:07,919 --> 01:25:10,004 they brought their young ones with them. 637 01:25:10,338 --> 01:25:12,757 Then all of a sudden, a hurricane struck 638 01:25:13,007 --> 01:25:17,178 and blew my siblings far away. 639 01:25:19,013 --> 01:25:21,349 I have never seen them since. 640 01:25:23,184 --> 01:25:25,853 And you weren't blown away then? 641 01:25:26,437 --> 01:25:28,856 I remained with my parents because... 642 01:25:30,441 --> 01:25:32,777 ...because I wasn't born yet. 643 01:25:34,028 --> 01:25:37,114 So now you know everything. 644 01:25:40,284 --> 01:25:41,953 We shall meet again. 645 01:25:44,288 --> 01:25:45,957 I hope. 646 01:25:49,794 --> 01:25:52,672 He will come back, dear. 647 01:26:37,688 --> 01:26:39,565 I hope I'm not intruding. 648 01:26:47,198 --> 01:26:50,117 What an interesting natural phenomenon! 649 01:26:50,785 --> 01:26:54,789 A man changes to solid rock. 650 01:27:06,884 --> 01:27:10,054 He's got a pulse, his condition isn't so hopeless after all. 651 01:27:10,304 --> 01:27:15,810 - You damned bastard! - A warm human word at last. 652 01:27:17,395 --> 01:27:22,108 Excuse my casual attire. 653 01:27:23,985 --> 01:27:27,154 Thank you, but I eat fruit only for dessert. 654 01:27:28,322 --> 01:27:30,241 Let's sit down, shall we? 655 01:27:33,494 --> 01:27:36,163 - What do you want from me? - Nothing. 656 01:27:39,500 --> 01:27:42,920 Only a game of poker perhaps. 657 01:27:45,006 --> 01:27:49,468 If you win, you will not only get this toy 658 01:27:50,177 --> 01:27:53,639 but also the right to a fair duel with pistols. 659 01:27:53,931 --> 01:27:55,683 And if I lose? 660 01:27:56,350 --> 01:27:59,895 I'll shoot you like a stray dog! 661 01:28:00,104 --> 01:28:01,689 You have no right to kill me. 662 01:28:01,856 --> 01:28:04,692 You forget you're wanted in four states. 663 01:28:04,859 --> 01:28:06,777 But this is the fifth. 664 01:28:09,030 --> 01:28:10,948 Enough words. 665 01:28:13,200 --> 01:28:15,286 That's not how a gentleman plays. 666 01:28:15,995 --> 01:28:20,124 That's how a gentleman plays with an outlaw. 667 01:28:29,383 --> 01:28:31,886 What a scum! 668 01:28:32,803 --> 01:28:36,641 - How many cards do you want? - None, thanks. 669 01:28:37,391 --> 01:28:40,144 It's good that I've got three aces in my pocket. 670 01:28:43,814 --> 01:28:45,399 Damn it, where are they? 671 01:28:45,483 --> 01:28:47,860 - Perhaps in another pocket. - Do you think so? 672 01:28:48,319 --> 01:28:50,905 Calm down, I must be systematic. 673 01:28:57,995 --> 01:29:00,873 Thank you for the amusing performance. 674 01:29:02,458 --> 01:29:05,836 I've got two pairs, and you? 675 01:29:12,593 --> 01:29:16,764 You've lost, cabbage head! 676 01:29:18,015 --> 01:29:19,767 As you wish! 677 01:29:21,519 --> 01:29:23,771 Pump as much lead into me as you please. 678 01:29:24,605 --> 01:29:29,443 Maybe I will, maybe I won't. 679 01:29:33,447 --> 01:29:36,593 If on the trigger you want to be quick, Kolaloka is what you should drink! 680 01:29:36,617 --> 01:29:39,704 - I've heard this before. - You have and you will hear it again. 681 01:29:40,287 --> 01:29:42,581 - And if I sign it? - You're free to go. 682 01:29:42,752 --> 01:29:46,005 I thought you were a man of the Law? 683 01:29:46,088 --> 01:29:50,009 What's good for Kolaloka is good for the Law. 684 01:29:50,311 --> 01:29:52,397 But I did the worst things I could do to you. 685 01:29:52,814 --> 01:29:55,734 - Life is a battle. - I wanted to debauch your fiancée. 686 01:29:55,817 --> 01:29:59,404 It's all a matter of taste. Will you sign it? 687 01:30:06,828 --> 01:30:11,791 Permit me to have a glass of well chilled sparkling wine. 688 01:30:12,584 --> 01:30:14,002 By all means. 689 01:31:12,698 --> 01:31:19,330 It's true, Mother dear. Your daughter will marry a rich man. 690 01:31:21,415 --> 01:31:24,251 I won't disturb your contemplation. 691 01:31:25,670 --> 01:31:29,006 I'll go and pick some graveyard flowers. 692 01:31:39,225 --> 01:31:40,225 Bye bye. 693 01:31:45,692 --> 01:31:48,778 It's just wishful thinking, my gorgeous. 694 01:31:58,797 --> 01:32:01,633 - Devil! - Angel! 695 01:32:01,800 --> 01:32:06,388 Brutal violence will triumph! 696 01:32:06,805 --> 01:32:11,226 No! You beasty pig! You piggy beast! 697 01:32:11,309 --> 01:32:15,063 First a sweet kiss and then You have three guesses. 698 01:32:21,986 --> 01:32:26,157 Here's what you deserve, you warbling frump! 699 01:32:29,285 --> 01:32:30,285 Lou! 700 01:32:35,208 --> 01:32:40,088 - What have you done? - Oh, a mere trifle. 701 01:32:43,842 --> 01:32:47,929 My brother and yet a monster. 702 01:32:55,520 --> 01:32:57,439 You've screwed up! 703 01:33:03,862 --> 01:33:09,701 Poor girl, your tornado days are over. 704 01:33:15,123 --> 01:33:19,127 How can this be? A cocoa spot 705 01:33:55,330 --> 01:33:57,415 Good afternoon. 706 01:34:05,098 --> 01:34:07,892 I'm sorry for being late, darling. 707 01:34:12,609 --> 01:34:14,319 Is this possible? 708 01:34:15,028 --> 01:34:18,865 A cocoa spot of the size of a Mexican dollar. 709 01:34:21,284 --> 01:34:23,036 What do you see? 710 01:34:23,119 --> 01:34:26,456 A cocoa spot of the size of a Mexican dollar. 711 01:34:27,707 --> 01:34:30,377 The same birthmark. 712 01:34:31,628 --> 01:34:35,382 That means that Doug 713 01:34:36,800 --> 01:34:39,135 ...Was my brother. 714 01:34:42,305 --> 01:34:44,474 Look here! 715 01:34:45,975 --> 01:34:48,895 A cocoa spot of the size of a Mexican dollar. 716 01:34:51,147 --> 01:34:53,233 She's your sister. 717 01:34:53,400 --> 01:34:57,070 - And what about me? - What? 718 01:34:58,071 --> 01:34:59,489 Look! 719 01:34:59,572 --> 01:35:03,159 A Mexican spot of the size of cocoa dollar. No, it's the other way round. 720 01:35:05,745 --> 01:35:07,330 Let me see! 721 01:35:08,248 --> 01:35:09,749 No! 722 01:35:25,348 --> 01:35:29,769 - Brother! - Goodbye forever! 723 01:35:33,189 --> 01:35:35,358 My goodness, you're a mess! 724 01:35:35,525 --> 01:35:40,113 I only got shot twice in the heart, once in the stomach and so on. 725 01:35:40,196 --> 01:35:43,533 A single drop was enough to cure me! 726 01:35:43,616 --> 01:35:46,286 Wounds, shock or sore feet... 727 01:35:47,704 --> 01:35:50,373 ...Kolaloka will cure all. 728 01:35:50,457 --> 01:35:53,209 Thousands of thank-you letters! 729 01:35:53,293 --> 01:35:59,048 Recommended by medical experts! Even in cases of clinical death. 730 01:36:05,972 --> 01:36:07,807 Daddy! 731 01:36:27,167 --> 01:36:31,338 Daddy. This is her! 732 01:36:32,172 --> 01:36:35,175 I've met her father already. 733 01:36:35,592 --> 01:36:38,011 Let me embrace you, my dear! 734 01:36:46,770 --> 01:36:48,271 Oil! 735 01:36:52,359 --> 01:36:53,943 Gold! 736 01:36:54,527 --> 01:36:58,698 Mr. Kolaloka, you've gained 5 million dollars on the stock exchange! 737 01:36:58,865 --> 01:37:01,951 - Billion! - Billion? Five billion dollars? 738 01:37:02,118 --> 01:37:04,621 I knew that Good would conquer Evil. 739 01:37:05,288 --> 01:37:11,294 It's so touching. I almost wish I wasn't a villain. 740 01:37:13,880 --> 01:37:19,219 No, son, our business needs all kinds of talented people. 741 01:37:19,719 --> 01:37:23,723 Villain or hero, we are still one family. 742 01:37:25,809 --> 01:37:27,560 And so 743 01:37:27,644 --> 01:37:29,979 And so - And so 744 01:37:30,230 --> 01:37:31,106 Whiskola. 745 01:37:31,157 --> 01:37:32,825 Whiskola. 746 01:37:35,662 --> 01:37:37,497 Alcohol-free! 747 01:37:39,749 --> 01:37:41,918 Alcoholic! 748 01:37:45,254 --> 01:37:47,340 Lemonade! 749 01:37:50,093 --> 01:37:52,011 For alcoholics and teetotalers. 750 01:37:52,095 --> 01:37:54,180 Whiskola. 751 01:39:13,644 --> 01:39:18,440 THE END