1
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<i>This better be important.</i>

2
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Some of your little cop buddies

3
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have been sniffing around again,
Sergeant.

4
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And now I'm hearing that the
Department of Labor is planning

5
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to launch an investigation
into my factories?

6
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Are you going back
on our deal?

7
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Just relax.

8
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As long as the money
keeps coming,

9
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nothing moves up the ladder
past me.

10
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What was that?

11
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Were you followed?

12
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No.

13
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I made sure of it.

14
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Drop the gun, Sergeant.

15
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Detective Watts.

16
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Father.

17
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You two shouldn't
have come here.

18
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Adam.

19
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All this time?

20
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You were our friend.
We trusted you.

21
00:00:40,340 --> 00:00:41,910
Don't make me ask you again,
Hooks.

22
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Drop the gun.

23
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Ah...

24
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You know I can't do that.

25
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Get down!

26
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Forgive me, Father,
for I am about to sin.

27
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Rick. I've been hit.

28
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Felicity!

29
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Hey, hey.

30
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Hey, stay with me.

31
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You're all right.

32
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Hey.

33
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I need you here. Please.

34
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I'm so sorry, I...

35
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I...

36
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Line? Wh-what's my line?

37
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Cut! Okay, that's it.

38
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We're moving on.

39
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We'll get the rest in ADR.

40
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We're moving on, folks.

41
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But Hess...

42
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I just can't do it
anymore, Cal.

43
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I really, I-I just can't.

44
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I'm a classically trained
actress, for God's sake.

45
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I might as well be working
with a chimp here.

46
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No, at least a monkey

47
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would show a modicum
of professionalism.

48
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Are you even listening to me?

49
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Are you done?
I could go on,

50
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but in the interest
of time, I won't.

51
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So, I wanted you
to hear this from me.

52
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The network wants a big finish
for the season finale.

53
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They want it splashy,
they want to bring in viewers.

54
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Well, what's splashier
than Felicity's life

55
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hanging in
the balance?

56
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No. Cal. No.

57
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No!

58
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We agreed.

59
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It's time.

60
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It's what the fans want.

61
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Screw the fans.
What do they know?

62
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Cal, please.

63
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Rehearsals start in London
in a week.

64
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This is my chance to be seen
as a legitimate actress.

65
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You promised me this.

66
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You can't.

67
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Oh, I can't?

68
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I can't?

69
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You're gonna tell me
what I can't do?

70
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Look around, kid.

71
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All of this,

72
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this whole world, comes from me.

73
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What you have,
what you are comes from me.

74
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I can snap my fingers
and take it back.

75
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There's no promises
in this industry, Regina.

76
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There's only contracts.

77
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Your contract says
that your ass belongs to me.

78
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That means
what I say goes.

79
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You got it?

80
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End of discussion!

81
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What?
Sorry.

82
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Uh, you have a Props meeting
in five.

83
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They need approval on the
severed hand for the park scene.

84
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Also, Legal called.

85
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We are allowed to kill someone
using a blender

86
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as long as there
are no name brands.

87
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And another one of these
landed on my desk.

88
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Could be worse.

89
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You could have these lunatics
telling you what to do.

90
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Reggie, would you trust me?

91
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Will you trust that I know
what's best for you?

92
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You'll have new pages
tomorrow after lunch.

93
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<i>That's lunch.</i>

94
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Regina?

95
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Regina, Cal has a
script change for you.

96
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Uh, scene 10.

97
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He wants you to say "cadaver"
instead of "corpse."

98
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Oh.
Yeah, that's all.

99
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Tiny change.

100
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Uh, also the ice cream
truck you wanted is here.

101
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It's parked at the gate.

102
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Tell the crew
to help themselves.

103
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Make sure there's a sign:
"Thanks for a great season.

104
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All my love, Regina."
Or whatever.

105
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Big font. Glossy finish.

106
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Anything else before I lock
myself away and study my lines?

107
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One last thing.

108
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Uh, Cal says you'll have
the new ending this afternoon.

109
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He's hard at work as we speak.

110
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I'm sure he is.

111
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Yes.

112
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Let's go, I haven't got all day.

113
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Let's get this show
on the road, please.

114
00:05:04,005 --> 00:05:05,506
Oh, man.

115
00:05:05,606 --> 00:05:09,376
It's wonderful that you took the
initiative to bring handcuffs.

116
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I love...

117
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Hey.

118
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Wait.

119
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Now it's the end...

120
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...of discussion.

121
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Hi. I'm so sorry.

122
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I'm a little turned around.

123
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I'm looking for
Detective Fleming.

124
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Do you know where I can...

125
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Oh, you're talking to me.

126
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I'm not a cop,
I'm just a background actor.

127
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Oh.

128
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Wow, you could've fooled me.

129
00:05:50,585 --> 00:05:51,786
And I'm not
easy to fool.

130
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Um, can you
point me

131
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to Calvin Reed's office?

132
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First building on the right,
ma'am, third floor.

133
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Thank you.

134
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Looks like the killer
bashed in the shoe

135
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with a FanFave Award

136
00:06:03,197 --> 00:06:05,166
- for Best Theme Song.
- Mm.

137
00:06:05,266 --> 00:06:07,001
Poor schmuck. He
was found like this

138
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by his assistant
after a massage.

139
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Are we thinking it
was the masseuse?

140
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Eh.

141
00:06:13,007 --> 00:06:15,977
Security at the front gate said
the masseuse was a no-show.

142
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Oh, wait, I know this show.

143
00:06:18,212 --> 00:06:19,479
It's the one about the dad

144
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who helps his cop daughter
solve murders.

145
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Nope,
that's <i>Papa Cop.</i>

146
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<i>Father Crime</i> is about the
priest who solves murders.

147
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I'll be honest, I didn't know
it was still on the air.

148
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These shows have been
ripping off real murders

149
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solved by real
cops for years.

150
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Who wants to watch someone
who isn't a cop solve crimes?

151
00:06:38,099 --> 00:06:39,700
Yeah, they're not
for me, either.

152
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Little dark for my taste.

153
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All that murder
before bed

154
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gives me tummy ache.

155
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Hmm.

156
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♪ One of these things ♪

157
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♪ Is not like the other. ♪

158
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What's "Wavey"?

159
00:06:56,951 --> 00:06:58,552
Oh. It's the, uh,

160
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couple name
for the two leads of the show.

161
00:07:00,788 --> 00:07:04,225
Father Rick Garvey,
Detective Felicity Watts.

162
00:07:04,325 --> 00:07:06,227
It's like Brangelina.

163
00:07:06,327 --> 00:07:08,495
Or Bennifer.
Or spork.

164
00:07:08,596 --> 00:07:10,097
They've been
doing this

165
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"will they, won't they" thing
for, like, 20 years.

166
00:07:13,935 --> 00:07:15,937
It got old fast.
Do you think

167
00:07:16,037 --> 00:07:17,805
it was left by the killer?

168
00:07:17,905 --> 00:07:19,807
A disgruntled fan?

169
00:07:19,907 --> 00:07:22,109
It certainly
looks that way,

170
00:07:22,209 --> 00:07:23,978
- doesn't it?
- Detective?

171
00:07:24,779 --> 00:07:26,347
Excuse me.

172
00:07:29,951 --> 00:07:31,886
Huh. Get this.

173
00:07:31,986 --> 00:07:33,521
We got in touch
with the masseuse.

174
00:07:33,621 --> 00:07:34,822
No pun intended.

175
00:07:34,922 --> 00:07:36,123
She got a call
this morning

176
00:07:36,223 --> 00:07:37,792
to cancel the
appointment.

177
00:07:37,892 --> 00:07:40,061
From Cal's assistant.

178
00:07:43,364 --> 00:07:45,666
Someone definitely called
from my phone,

179
00:07:45,766 --> 00:07:47,301
but it wasn't me.

180
00:07:47,401 --> 00:07:48,936
Really.
The masseuse said

181
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the caller had a "weird accent."

182
00:07:50,805 --> 00:07:52,206
How are you at accents?

183
00:07:52,306 --> 00:07:54,208
Not great, babes?

184
00:07:54,308 --> 00:07:56,143
And I wasn't here all morning.

185
00:07:56,243 --> 00:07:57,678
I was running around
dealing with this

186
00:07:57,778 --> 00:07:59,680
last-minute ice cream truck
that our lead Regina

187
00:07:59,780 --> 00:08:01,682
- booked for the crew.
- And...

188
00:08:01,782 --> 00:08:03,284
other people can confirm

189
00:08:03,384 --> 00:08:05,553
you were at this
ice cream truck?
Yes.

190
00:08:05,619 --> 00:08:07,955
Uh, everyone was either there
or eating lunch in holding.

191
00:08:08,055 --> 00:08:09,623
Except for Jack
and Regina.

192
00:08:09,724 --> 00:08:12,626
He has a personal chef, and
she religiously runs lines

193
00:08:12,727 --> 00:08:14,462
in her dressing
room during lunch.

194
00:08:14,562 --> 00:08:16,931
Plus, she would never eat
ice cream during a shoot day.

195
00:08:17,031 --> 00:08:18,833
Dairy makes her
bloat like crazy.

196
00:08:18,933 --> 00:08:20,101
Oh.
Something you'd like

197
00:08:20,201 --> 00:08:22,603
to share with the
class, Ms. Tascioni?

198
00:08:22,703 --> 00:08:25,773
Yeah, I don't see "massage"
on Cal's schedule.

199
00:08:25,873 --> 00:08:28,109
It says "Network Notes Call"
at the appointment time.

200
00:08:28,209 --> 00:08:31,979
Cal didn't like anyone knowing
what he was doing with his time.

201
00:08:32,079 --> 00:08:33,581
Said it was none
of their business.

202
00:08:33,614 --> 00:08:36,717
So Cal's call
on his cal was code?

203
00:08:36,817 --> 00:08:40,788
So that means the killer

204
00:08:40,888 --> 00:08:42,990
has to be someone who's
close enough to Cal

205
00:08:43,090 --> 00:08:46,260
to know his real schedule
and that he would be alone.

206
00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:48,696
Someone who works on the show.

207
00:08:49,597 --> 00:08:52,033
Do you know
anybody on the crew

208
00:08:52,133 --> 00:08:54,101
who would want
to see Cal dead?

209
00:08:57,905 --> 00:08:58,873
What's that?

210
00:08:58,973 --> 00:09:01,609
The entire crew list.

211
00:09:01,709 --> 00:09:04,345
Oh, are you going with that,
um, nice yoga instructor

212
00:09:04,445 --> 00:09:06,180
as your new roomie?
No.

213
00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:08,282
Turns out,
she has three ferrets.

214
00:09:08,382 --> 00:09:10,217
Every time
I think I find the right fit,

215
00:09:10,317 --> 00:09:12,453
there's just
some weird deal-breaker.

216
00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:14,955
A vintage gun collection,

217
00:09:15,056 --> 00:09:16,490
an accordion hobby

218
00:09:16,624 --> 00:09:19,060
and a violent history
of night terrors.
Mm.

219
00:09:19,160 --> 00:09:22,063
Maybe I'm just too picky
for a roommate.

220
00:09:22,163 --> 00:09:23,631
Sorry for overhearing,

221
00:09:23,697 --> 00:09:26,033
uh, did you just say
you're looking for a roommate?

222
00:09:26,133 --> 00:09:30,971
A temporary tenant in my newly
renovated guest room.

223
00:09:31,072 --> 00:09:32,473
Why?

224
00:09:33,307 --> 00:09:34,842
I just moved to New York
for this job,

225
00:09:34,942 --> 00:09:37,745
and, um, my housing situation
fell through.

226
00:09:37,845 --> 00:09:39,246
Uh, I was staying
in the back room

227
00:09:39,346 --> 00:09:40,381
of an artist's
studio in Bushwick,

228
00:09:40,481 --> 00:09:42,650
and it's not great.

229
00:09:42,683 --> 00:09:44,519
Well, um, I mean, I don't know.

230
00:09:44,652 --> 00:09:46,253
My place is all the way
in Queens...

231
00:09:46,353 --> 00:09:47,522
Queens? That's perfect.

232
00:09:47,655 --> 00:09:48,656
I volunteer at the shelter

233
00:09:48,756 --> 00:09:50,758
in Sunnyside
on free nights.

234
00:09:50,858 --> 00:09:52,326
I'm very clean.

235
00:09:52,426 --> 00:09:53,894
I pay my bills on time.

236
00:09:53,994 --> 00:09:56,397
I have no pets, I have no guns,
I have no accordion.

237
00:09:56,497 --> 00:09:58,666
I'm single.
Single's good.

238
00:09:58,766 --> 00:10:00,401
You'll hardly even
notice me.

239
00:10:00,502 --> 00:10:03,337
Unless I'm stress-baking.
Do you like pie?

240
00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:04,738
Pie?

241
00:10:04,839 --> 00:10:07,274
She will take your information
and be in touch.

242
00:10:07,374 --> 00:10:08,843
I'm Elsbeth Tascioni,

243
00:10:08,943 --> 00:10:12,847
and this is Officer-soon-
to-be-Detective Kaya Blanke.

244
00:10:12,947 --> 00:10:14,115
Congratulations.

245
00:10:14,215 --> 00:10:16,283
I'm, uh, Dr. Clayden.
Cameron Clayden.

246
00:10:16,383 --> 00:10:18,152
Here.

247
00:10:18,252 --> 00:10:21,255
Uh, is that a toe tag?

248
00:10:21,355 --> 00:10:23,023
Just give me a call.

249
00:10:23,124 --> 00:10:24,492
Thank you.

250
00:10:26,260 --> 00:10:28,295
S-Stop.

251
00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:31,132
Look,
there's Jack Wilson.

252
00:10:31,232 --> 00:10:34,101
Ooh, he's so handsome
in person.

253
00:10:34,201 --> 00:10:35,636
What's the holdup?

254
00:10:35,736 --> 00:10:37,438
I thought we were supposed
to be back an hour ago.

255
00:10:37,539 --> 00:10:40,141
Excuse me, folks.

256
00:10:40,241 --> 00:10:42,042
I need
your attention, please.

257
00:10:42,143 --> 00:10:43,978
Thank you.

258
00:10:44,078 --> 00:10:47,014
Ladies and gentlemen,
I do apologize for the delay,

259
00:10:47,114 --> 00:10:50,451
but we have just received
some terrible news.

260
00:10:50,552 --> 00:10:52,987
Our beloved showrunner,

261
00:10:53,087 --> 00:10:55,823
the man who created
the world we live in,

262
00:10:55,923 --> 00:10:57,057
Cal...

263
00:10:57,158 --> 00:10:58,192
was found dead.

264
00:11:02,463 --> 00:11:04,732
That's odd.
Hmm?

265
00:11:04,765 --> 00:11:06,800
Why would Regina
be eating ice cream

266
00:11:06,901 --> 00:11:09,103
if she knew she
was filming today?

267
00:11:21,415 --> 00:11:22,883
Cal was...

268
00:11:22,983 --> 00:11:24,519
a good man.

269
00:11:24,619 --> 00:11:27,254
Stand-up guy. Old-school.

270
00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:29,591
Just so you know,
you're not a suspect.

271
00:11:29,757 --> 00:11:31,125
Multiple people
saw you during lunch.

272
00:11:31,225 --> 00:11:33,060
Oh. He was a real prick.

273
00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:36,531
No one was a bigger fan of Cal
than Cal himself.

274
00:11:36,631 --> 00:11:39,668
Every single decision
had to come from him.

275
00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:42,236
Nobody could possibly
match his awesome genius.

276
00:11:42,336 --> 00:11:44,138
I take it you didn't get along.

277
00:11:44,238 --> 00:11:45,873
Cal didn't get along
with anybody.

278
00:11:45,973 --> 00:11:48,275
Except Regina.

279
00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:49,644
He was always weird about her.

280
00:11:49,777 --> 00:11:51,646
Cal was a relic
from a bygone era,

281
00:11:51,779 --> 00:11:54,649
when people like him
could get away

282
00:11:54,782 --> 00:11:56,283
with treating others like dirt.

283
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:58,852
Even the show
is stuck in the past.

284
00:11:58,953 --> 00:12:02,122
No one wants to see
copaganda BS anymore.

285
00:12:02,223 --> 00:12:04,593
It's a fantasy,
so we can all pretend

286
00:12:04,693 --> 00:12:08,095
we live in some
shiny, happy world

287
00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:10,231
where good guys always win,

288
00:12:10,331 --> 00:12:11,966
bad guys always get caught,

289
00:12:12,066 --> 00:12:13,200
cops are all heroes.

290
00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:14,802
No offense.
Uh-huh.

291
00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:17,304
Maybe some of us want to
live in a world like that.

292
00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:18,607
Where the good guys win

293
00:12:18,707 --> 00:12:20,007
and the bad guys
always get caught,

294
00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:22,042
and justice actually
means something.

295
00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:24,512
And I don't think that's
too much to ask for.

296
00:12:24,613 --> 00:12:26,514
Hey. You good?

297
00:12:28,583 --> 00:12:30,918
Hey. Hey.

298
00:12:31,018 --> 00:12:34,522
Excuse me. We were using that.

299
00:12:35,624 --> 00:12:37,992
I'm sorry.
It's just-- Cal and I,

300
00:12:38,092 --> 00:12:39,728
we were very close.

301
00:12:39,827 --> 00:12:40,828
Um...

302
00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:42,830
He changed my life

303
00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:46,066
by casting me as Felicity.

304
00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:49,537
I owe him everything,
Detective Tas-- Tasci--

305
00:12:49,638 --> 00:12:52,406
That's okay.
Call me Elsbeth.

306
00:12:52,507 --> 00:12:54,308
And I'm not a detective.

307
00:12:54,408 --> 00:12:56,844
I'm more of an overseer
or consultant.

308
00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:59,380
Kind of like Father
Garvey on your show.

309
00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:00,682
That's a real thing?

310
00:13:00,848 --> 00:13:03,017
Oh, I thought
we just made that up.

311
00:13:03,117 --> 00:13:06,353
You mentioned you had
some fan mail set aside?

312
00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:07,722
Can we see?

313
00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:09,658
Oh, of course.
Our fans are very dedicated.

314
00:13:09,758 --> 00:13:12,226
I don't know where they
came up with the crazy idea

315
00:13:12,326 --> 00:13:15,630
that Watts and Garvey were
ever going to be lovers.

316
00:13:16,665 --> 00:13:17,732
Is this you?

317
00:13:17,865 --> 00:13:20,034
Yes. My drama school days.

318
00:13:20,134 --> 00:13:23,070
Oh, my God.
Is that who I think it is?

319
00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:24,471
Oh, I love her.

320
00:13:24,572 --> 00:13:26,240
Ooh, and I love him, too.

321
00:13:26,340 --> 00:13:27,575
And her!

322
00:13:27,676 --> 00:13:29,778
What was in the water
at your school?

323
00:13:29,877 --> 00:13:31,579
All together,
this group

324
00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:33,581
has a P.E.G.O.T.K.C.H.

325
00:13:34,649 --> 00:13:39,486
Peabody, Emmy, Grammy, Oscar,
Tony, Kennedy Center Honors.

326
00:13:39,587 --> 00:13:42,990
Wow. Oh, and of course, um,
you have this show.

327
00:13:43,090 --> 00:13:44,659
Yes. Yeah.

328
00:13:44,759 --> 00:13:46,460
We're a very lucky class.

329
00:13:46,561 --> 00:13:49,997
Regina, some of these letters
are very concerning.

330
00:13:50,097 --> 00:13:51,498
And long.

331
00:13:51,599 --> 00:13:54,068
And riddled
with typos, but...

332
00:13:54,168 --> 00:13:56,170
"Felicity, we know
how you really feel.

333
00:13:56,270 --> 00:13:58,906
"Please convince Mr. Reed
to give us Wavey

334
00:13:59,006 --> 00:14:00,908
or I don't know
what I'll do."

335
00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:03,043
Can we take these?
Mm-hmm.

336
00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:06,413
Is it hard playing
the same role for 20 years?

337
00:14:06,514 --> 00:14:07,749
No, no, no. I'm so fortunate.

338
00:14:07,915 --> 00:14:09,917
The job stability alone.

339
00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:12,486
And besides, I was
recently asked to star

340
00:14:12,587 --> 00:14:13,921
in a West End production

341
00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:17,024
and Cal agreed to write
Felicity into a coma

342
00:14:17,124 --> 00:14:18,926
to accommodate
the schedule.

343
00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:22,096
But the director is
a massive <i>Father Crime</i> fan

344
00:14:22,196 --> 00:14:23,464
and he says

345
00:14:23,565 --> 00:14:25,633
that I was born to play Lady M.

346
00:14:29,604 --> 00:14:31,506
Lady M.

347
00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:35,442
In <i>The Scottish Play</i> ?

348
00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:38,112
Shakespeare?

349
00:14:38,212 --> 00:14:39,514
Mm.
Oh, you mean <i>Macbe--</i>

350
00:14:39,614 --> 00:14:40,948
No, no, we don't say that.

351
00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:43,484
No, that's bad luck
in the theater.

352
00:14:43,585 --> 00:14:45,520
And I suppose on a TV set
as well,

353
00:14:45,620 --> 00:14:46,755
so I can't--

354
00:14:46,855 --> 00:14:49,156
Can't take
a chance on that.

355
00:14:49,256 --> 00:14:51,258
So, I'm off to London
in a week

356
00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:52,459
to start rehearsals.

357
00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:54,662
- Whoa, that's so soon.

358
00:14:54,763 --> 00:14:56,296
How exciting.
But, um...

359
00:14:56,397 --> 00:14:58,800
why does poor Felicity
have to be in a coma?

360
00:14:58,966 --> 00:15:01,736
Oh, our production schedule
is unrelenting.

361
00:15:01,836 --> 00:15:04,037
We only get a few weeks
off a year.

362
00:15:04,138 --> 00:15:05,272
But that's the price you pay

363
00:15:05,372 --> 00:15:07,207
for doing 24 episodes
in a season.

364
00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:10,645
But if Felicity is
in a coma for four episodes,

365
00:15:10,745 --> 00:15:11,880
then I can be in London.

366
00:15:11,979 --> 00:15:14,682
24. Ooh, that's so many.

367
00:15:14,783 --> 00:15:16,984
I'm surprised that the writers
haven't run out

368
00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:18,653
of ways to kill people yet.

369
00:15:18,753 --> 00:15:21,623
Well, our stories are inspired
by real crimes.

370
00:15:21,723 --> 00:15:24,626
So, I guess as long as people
keeping getting murdered,

371
00:15:24,726 --> 00:15:26,360
we'll keep working.

372
00:15:26,460 --> 00:15:27,896
We know the feeling.

373
00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:28,996
Mm-hmm.

374
00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:31,031
Okay.
Oh. Okay.

375
00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:33,701
Uh, well, thank you so much
for your time, Felicity.

376
00:15:33,802 --> 00:15:35,235
Oh, my gosh,
I'm so sorry.

377
00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:36,638
- Regina.
- Of course.

378
00:15:36,738 --> 00:15:38,706
I have the utmost respect
for law enforcement,

379
00:15:38,807 --> 00:15:42,409
having had the honor of playing
a detective for two decades.

380
00:15:42,510 --> 00:15:46,113
Well, thank you
for your service.

381
00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:54,421
Bye.

382
00:16:11,940 --> 00:16:14,041
Yeah, we were friends.

383
00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:15,810
Used to be.

384
00:16:15,910 --> 00:16:18,513
I always thought we'd have time
to patch things up, but...

385
00:16:18,613 --> 00:16:20,147
God makes other plans.

386
00:16:20,247 --> 00:16:22,517
We're gonna find the
monster that did this.

387
00:16:22,617 --> 00:16:24,084
You hear me?

388
00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:33,293
- Oh, oh. He did it.
- He's the killer.

389
00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:36,096
What? He's been on screen
for, like, two seconds.

390
00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:37,732
How could you
possibly know that?

391
00:16:37,832 --> 00:16:39,299
He has three Tony awards.

392
00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:43,070
Mm. It's not as fun when
you know who did it.

393
00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:45,172
Oh, I don't
know about that.

394
00:16:48,075 --> 00:16:51,846
I feel like we haven't gotten
any friend time in a minute.

395
00:16:51,946 --> 00:16:53,447
Aw.
Between my classes,

396
00:16:53,548 --> 00:16:57,852
and Teddy coming to town,
and jury duty, and...

397
00:16:57,952 --> 00:16:59,086
It's just been...

398
00:17:00,622 --> 00:17:01,589
Hey.
Hmm?

399
00:17:01,689 --> 00:17:02,991
Are you sure you're all right?

400
00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:04,759
Yeah.
Ever since
jury duty,

401
00:17:04,859 --> 00:17:06,326
you've just been--

402
00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:09,096
Oh, no, I'm fine, you don't
have to worry about me.

403
00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:10,297
What about you?

404
00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:13,233
Have you given any
more thought to that ME

405
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:15,269
becoming your room-ie?

406
00:17:15,369 --> 00:17:18,272
I don't know,
he seems normal enough,

407
00:17:18,372 --> 00:17:21,543
for a guy who works
with dead bodies.

408
00:17:21,643 --> 00:17:25,145
He has good credit.
He's a doctor.

409
00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:26,548
But...

410
00:17:26,648 --> 00:17:29,116
But... he's cute?

411
00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:30,885
And bakes?

412
00:17:31,786 --> 00:17:34,722
Ooh, would you
look at the time?

413
00:17:34,822 --> 00:17:36,423
Okay.

414
00:17:36,524 --> 00:17:37,859
Fine, fine.

415
00:17:37,959 --> 00:17:39,426
But if you want
my advice...

416
00:17:39,527 --> 00:17:43,130
the world is full
of enough dealbreakers.

417
00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:46,133
Don't go looking for ones
that don't exist.

418
00:17:47,502 --> 00:17:49,971
Okay. Can I help you
with all this?

419
00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:51,506
Ooh, yes.

420
00:17:51,606 --> 00:17:53,808
Hi, Delia, um...

421
00:17:53,908 --> 00:17:56,410
I know this is
my fifth time calling,

422
00:17:56,511 --> 00:17:59,479
and I'm sure you probably want
to put all this behind you,

423
00:17:59,581 --> 00:18:01,649
but I can't stop thinking
about your trial.

424
00:18:01,749 --> 00:18:05,620
And Andy, and how someone
got away with his murder,

425
00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:07,254
and they're still out there,

426
00:18:07,354 --> 00:18:09,222
and I want to find the truth
and get justice

427
00:18:09,323 --> 00:18:11,526
because that's
what Andy deserves.

428
00:18:11,626 --> 00:18:13,160
And I could use your help.

429
00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:16,229
Oh, uh, this is Elsbeth,
by the way.

430
00:18:16,330 --> 00:18:18,165
Uh, you have my number.

431
00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:24,772
Tascioni.
Oh. Captain. Hi.

432
00:18:24,872 --> 00:18:26,173
Hello. Howdy.

433
00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:28,076
Yeah, howdy, yourself.
Is everything alright?

434
00:18:28,175 --> 00:18:29,877
Uh, yeah, A-OK.

435
00:18:29,978 --> 00:18:31,411
Uh...

436
00:18:31,512 --> 00:18:33,014
what can I do for you?

437
00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:35,917
We heard from your new celebrity
friend, Regina Coburn.

438
00:18:36,017 --> 00:18:39,821
This was delivered
to her doorman this morning.

439
00:18:39,921 --> 00:18:41,889
If I was a betting man,
which I am,

440
00:18:41,990 --> 00:18:45,026
I'd say that's Cal Reed's
blood on the envelope.

441
00:18:45,192 --> 00:18:47,795
Ooh. What's inside?

442
00:18:49,731 --> 00:18:51,065
It's a script.

443
00:18:51,198 --> 00:18:52,967
According to Ms. Coburn,
she was halfway through reading

444
00:18:53,067 --> 00:18:55,570
before she noticed the drops
of blood on the envelope.

445
00:18:55,670 --> 00:18:57,839
"Deuteronomy 32:35"?

446
00:18:57,939 --> 00:18:59,907
Is it a religious manifesto?

447
00:19:00,008 --> 00:19:02,610
Every episode of <i>Father Crime</i>
is named after a Bible verse.

448
00:19:02,710 --> 00:19:05,212
But according to
FatherCrimeWiki.com,

449
00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:06,681
this episode doesn't exist.

450
00:19:06,781 --> 00:19:08,816
"You are only
hurting yourself.

451
00:19:08,916 --> 00:19:11,786
"Give us Wavey if you
know what's good for you.

452
00:19:11,886 --> 00:19:13,955
This doesn't have
to be painful."

453
00:19:14,055 --> 00:19:17,892
This is almost a perfect match
for some of Regina's fan mail.

454
00:19:17,992 --> 00:19:19,226
Same stationary, too.

455
00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:21,261
What does it have to do
with Calvin Reed's murder?

456
00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:22,664
Only one
way to find out.

457
00:19:22,764 --> 00:19:25,733
Anybody feel like
reading a script?

458
00:19:25,833 --> 00:19:27,502
Hmm?

459
00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:31,806
"Exterior. Alley. Night.

460
00:19:31,906 --> 00:19:34,909
"A figure watches
from behind a dumpster

461
00:19:35,009 --> 00:19:38,412
"as Jason, 45,
looks over his shoulder.

462
00:19:38,513 --> 00:19:41,616
"Reveal: Candy, 23,

463
00:19:41,716 --> 00:19:43,785
"doesn't know
how beautiful she is.

464
00:19:43,885 --> 00:19:45,653
'Hey, stud.
Looking for fun tonight?'

465
00:19:45,753 --> 00:19:48,690
Ms. Tascioni, why are you
talking like Batman?

466
00:19:48,790 --> 00:19:50,558
It's my serious cop show voice.

467
00:19:50,658 --> 00:19:52,292
Let's just get
to the point, please.

468
00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:53,293
Top line.

469
00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:54,796
Fine.

470
00:19:54,896 --> 00:19:57,565
The victim in this script
is murdered almost exactly

471
00:19:57,665 --> 00:19:59,701
the same way Cal was.

472
00:19:59,801 --> 00:20:01,669
Bound, gagged
and stabbed in the eye?

473
00:20:01,769 --> 00:20:04,739
Just with a knife, not a shoe.

474
00:20:04,839 --> 00:20:07,407
Not sure why the killer
changed that part.

475
00:20:07,508 --> 00:20:09,077
So someone wanted to take credit
for the murder

476
00:20:09,177 --> 00:20:10,310
by writing it into a script?

477
00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:11,813
Well, that's what I thought,

478
00:20:11,913 --> 00:20:13,213
except the cover page
was dated

479
00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:14,916
a week before the murder.

480
00:20:15,016 --> 00:20:17,952
I think someone followed
this script to kill Cal.

481
00:20:18,052 --> 00:20:20,253
Okay. Anything else
of note in there?

482
00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:22,757
Oh, well, on page 12,

483
00:20:22,857 --> 00:20:27,461
um, Father Garvey finally
confesses his love for Felicity,

484
00:20:27,562 --> 00:20:30,598
leading to a passionate,
overdue kiss.

485
00:20:30,698 --> 00:20:33,067
And then,
for the next 20 pages,

486
00:20:33,167 --> 00:20:35,937
Wavey consummates
their relationship.

487
00:20:36,037 --> 00:20:37,205
In graphic detail.

488
00:20:37,304 --> 00:20:40,808
In every room
in the precinct.

489
00:20:42,442 --> 00:20:45,213
Yeah. And there's, um,

490
00:20:45,312 --> 00:20:47,014
one more thing.

491
00:20:47,115 --> 00:20:48,482
Look.

492
00:20:49,316 --> 00:20:50,852
An email address?

493
00:20:50,952 --> 00:20:53,154
And you think we should
send an email and say,

494
00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:55,690
"Hey, it's the police.
Did you kill Cal?"

495
00:20:55,790 --> 00:20:58,358
No, but there must be
some way to get a writer

496
00:20:58,458 --> 00:21:00,360
to take credit for their work.

497
00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:02,630
Your 2:00 is here.

498
00:21:04,665 --> 00:21:06,667
You have no clue
how excited I was

499
00:21:06,768 --> 00:21:09,103
to get your email
saying you liked my script.

500
00:21:09,203 --> 00:21:11,973
I have some
brilliant ideas for...

501
00:21:12,073 --> 00:21:14,108
You're under arrest
for the murder of Calvin Reed.

502
00:21:19,580 --> 00:21:20,848
We got you
dead to rights, kid.

503
00:21:20,948 --> 00:21:22,250
Your script contains
the method of Cal's murder,

504
00:21:22,349 --> 00:21:25,186
the blood on the envelope
is a DNA match for Cal,

505
00:21:25,352 --> 00:21:26,587
and we found this

506
00:21:26,687 --> 00:21:28,523
in the trunk of your car.

507
00:21:28,623 --> 00:21:30,423
A high-heeled shoe?

508
00:21:30,525 --> 00:21:32,392
I have no idea
how that got in there.

509
00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:33,528
I swear.

510
00:21:33,628 --> 00:21:34,695
I'm being framed.

511
00:21:34,796 --> 00:21:36,063
I told you, I was at

512
00:21:36,164 --> 00:21:38,132
the ice cream truck
with everyone else.

513
00:21:38,232 --> 00:21:39,534
Yeah, we asked around,

514
00:21:39,634 --> 00:21:41,235
and no one has any memory
of seeing you there.

515
00:21:41,368 --> 00:21:43,171
The curse of being
a background actor.

516
00:21:43,271 --> 00:21:44,404
I get it.

517
00:21:44,505 --> 00:21:46,707
You didn't want to hurt him.
You had to.

518
00:21:46,808 --> 00:21:49,911
He was the only thing preventing
your precious Wavey.

519
00:21:50,878 --> 00:21:51,712
What?

520
00:21:51,813 --> 00:21:53,181
Why are you smiling at me?

521
00:21:53,281 --> 00:21:54,882
You're doing the voice.

522
00:21:54,982 --> 00:21:55,883
What voice?

523
00:21:55,983 --> 00:21:57,185
The <i>Father Crime</i> voice.

524
00:21:57,285 --> 00:21:59,053
I thought that was
just a thing on TV.

525
00:21:59,153 --> 00:22:00,420
I am not, uh...

526
00:22:00,521 --> 00:22:01,789
Oh. Damn it.

527
00:22:01,889 --> 00:22:03,456
I would never
hurt anyone.

528
00:22:03,558 --> 00:22:05,026
But more importantly,

529
00:22:05,126 --> 00:22:07,394
I would never do anything
to hurt <i>Father Crime.</i>

530
00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:08,830
It's everything to me.

531
00:22:08,930 --> 00:22:10,765
Father Garvey taught me
compassion

532
00:22:10,865 --> 00:22:12,233
and kindness.

533
00:22:12,399 --> 00:22:14,669
And when Felicity beat
cancer in season seven,

534
00:22:14,769 --> 00:22:17,271
I knew I could overcome
my own struggles

535
00:22:17,404 --> 00:22:19,073
with restless leg syndrome.

536
00:22:19,173 --> 00:22:20,942
We know all about
how much you love the show.

537
00:22:21,042 --> 00:22:23,611
You were kind enough to explain
in these terrifying letters.

538
00:22:23,711 --> 00:22:25,746
And when Cal didn't give you
what you wanted,

539
00:22:25,847 --> 00:22:27,414
you took matters

540
00:22:27,447 --> 00:22:28,950
into your own hands.
Huh.

541
00:22:29,050 --> 00:22:31,586
That's not how
I imagined it.

542
00:22:31,686 --> 00:22:32,920
Like I said,

543
00:22:33,020 --> 00:22:35,223
dead to rights, case closed.

544
00:22:35,323 --> 00:22:37,825
I'm not entirely convinced

545
00:22:37,925 --> 00:22:39,627
this case is closed.
Oh, geez.

546
00:22:39,727 --> 00:22:42,096
I mean,
Detective Fleming is right.

547
00:22:42,196 --> 00:22:45,833
All evidence points to Blake,
just maybe too much so.

548
00:22:45,933 --> 00:22:47,501
Because why would he
just hand us

549
00:22:47,602 --> 00:22:48,970
the blueprint
for the murder,

550
00:22:49,070 --> 00:22:51,438
a clear motive,
an email address,

551
00:22:51,539 --> 00:22:53,541
and then walk right into a trap

552
00:22:53,641 --> 00:22:56,443
only to deny
committing the murder?

553
00:22:56,476 --> 00:22:58,779
The man is clearly a few
sandwiches short of a picnic.

554
00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:00,314
You've read the letters.

555
00:23:00,447 --> 00:23:01,782
Okay, well, look at the letters.

556
00:23:01,883 --> 00:23:04,752
All of the words
slant to the left

557
00:23:04,852 --> 00:23:06,687
because Blake is left-handed.

558
00:23:06,787 --> 00:23:08,890
Oftentimes, people
who are left-handed

559
00:23:08,990 --> 00:23:11,559
will turn whatever
they're writing on

560
00:23:11,659 --> 00:23:13,060
to counter that.

561
00:23:13,828 --> 00:23:17,765
But the whiteboard in
Cal's office is fixed in place.

562
00:23:17,865 --> 00:23:20,301
And the message,
"Give us Wavey,"

563
00:23:20,467 --> 00:23:21,802
is perfectly straight.

564
00:23:21,903 --> 00:23:24,605
So Blake didn't write that.
He's being set up.

565
00:23:24,705 --> 00:23:26,874
By who?
Regina Coburn.

566
00:23:26,974 --> 00:23:28,209
Now, hold on--

567
00:23:28,309 --> 00:23:30,978
All right, all right. Listen.

568
00:23:31,078 --> 00:23:32,847
Don't these cop shows operate

569
00:23:32,947 --> 00:23:34,949
under the arbitrary
ticking clock?

570
00:23:35,049 --> 00:23:39,287
Detective Fleming, we will
hold Mr. Balsam 48 hours.

571
00:23:39,387 --> 00:23:40,922
Ms. Tascioni,
you and Officer Blanke

572
00:23:41,022 --> 00:23:42,556
will have that time
to bring us proof

573
00:23:42,657 --> 00:23:44,292
that Regina Coburn is guilty.

574
00:23:44,392 --> 00:23:45,492
So, go.

575
00:23:45,593 --> 00:23:46,928
Thank you, Captain Wagner.

576
00:23:47,028 --> 00:23:49,263
We will get...

577
00:23:50,064 --> 00:23:53,501
Oh. Um, I have to run
a quick errand first,

578
00:23:53,534 --> 00:23:54,502
but I'm on it.

579
00:23:54,602 --> 00:23:55,736
Bye.

580
00:23:55,836 --> 00:23:56,704
48 hours,
Ms. Tascioni.

581
00:23:56,804 --> 00:23:57,905
Okay.

582
00:23:58,005 --> 00:24:00,107
<i>So, don't be nervous.</i>

583
00:24:00,207 --> 00:24:01,709
Last time I was
here, I was tried

584
00:24:01,809 --> 00:24:02,977
for a murder
I didn't commit.

585
00:24:03,077 --> 00:24:04,845
Yes, and I got you
out of that,

586
00:24:04,946 --> 00:24:06,180
and I'll help you
with this, too.

587
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:08,616
I even filled out the form
for you.

588
00:24:08,716 --> 00:24:10,518
Oh.
Okay?

589
00:24:11,252 --> 00:24:13,854
Good morning.
I'd like to submit a...

590
00:24:14,922 --> 00:24:16,023
Expedited...

591
00:24:16,123 --> 00:24:17,925
...an expedited request

592
00:24:18,025 --> 00:24:20,328
for the transcripts
from my trial.

593
00:24:20,428 --> 00:24:21,829
Please.

594
00:24:21,929 --> 00:24:23,397
Who's that?

595
00:24:23,531 --> 00:24:25,066
Just a friend.

596
00:24:25,166 --> 00:24:26,801
Name of the presiding judge?

597
00:24:26,901 --> 00:24:28,970
Uh, Crawford.

598
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:42,683
Will you be paying cash or card?

599
00:24:43,584 --> 00:24:47,121
<i>After a long, mindful</i>
<i>conversation with the network,</i>

600
00:24:47,221 --> 00:24:49,790
we have agreed to
honor Cal's memory

601
00:24:49,890 --> 00:24:52,426
and our contractual
obligations

602
00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:54,562
by finishing production
of this season

603
00:24:54,662 --> 00:24:56,197
with me at the helm.

604
00:24:56,297 --> 00:24:58,566
Elsbeth.
What? Oh. Oh, hi.

605
00:24:58,666 --> 00:25:00,067
Hi. I thought I saw you.

606
00:25:00,167 --> 00:25:02,036
And then I thought,
"Well, who else could it be

607
00:25:02,136 --> 00:25:03,704
dressed as a member
of the Lollipop Guild?"

608
00:25:03,804 --> 00:25:05,906
Why are you here?
I thought you'd made an arrest.

609
00:25:06,007 --> 00:25:07,174
Oh, you know,

610
00:25:07,274 --> 00:25:08,776
dotting our T's,
crossing our I's.

611
00:25:08,876 --> 00:25:11,145
Finishing off all the other
letters while we're at it.

612
00:25:11,245 --> 00:25:13,581
Mm. Well, now I'm confused.

613
00:25:13,681 --> 00:25:16,617
Blake had motive,
means and opportunity.

614
00:25:16,717 --> 00:25:19,220
He wrote threats to Cal.
Nobody could back up his alibi.

615
00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:21,756
And don't even get me started
on his murder script.

616
00:25:21,856 --> 00:25:23,024
What more do you need?

617
00:25:23,124 --> 00:25:24,658
Whoa.
For a second there,

618
00:25:24,759 --> 00:25:27,061
I forgot you aren't
a real detective.

619
00:25:27,161 --> 00:25:29,730
That's so funny.

620
00:25:29,830 --> 00:25:33,134
'Cause I was just thinking
the same thing about you.

621
00:25:34,503 --> 00:25:37,471
It's true, Blake's script
pretty closely matches

622
00:25:37,605 --> 00:25:39,607
the method of murder,
but it turns out

623
00:25:39,707 --> 00:25:43,044
he sent it
to a whole list of people.

624
00:25:43,144 --> 00:25:44,645
But you know what is

625
00:25:44,745 --> 00:25:47,081
especially interesting?
Hmm-mm.

626
00:25:47,181 --> 00:25:50,484
He says he never
sent you a copy.

627
00:25:50,618 --> 00:25:53,320
Something
about knowing

628
00:25:53,421 --> 00:25:55,156
that you wouldn't get
the vision.

629
00:25:55,256 --> 00:25:57,825
How you never believed in Wavey.

630
00:25:57,925 --> 00:25:59,693
Well, he's a murderer,

631
00:25:59,794 --> 00:26:03,030
so I suppose lying isn't
out of the question for him.

632
00:26:03,130 --> 00:26:04,899
Maybe.

633
00:26:04,999 --> 00:26:06,501
But I'm not easy to fool.

634
00:26:06,634 --> 00:26:09,303
Well, good luck
with your I's and T's.

635
00:26:09,403 --> 00:26:11,739
I'm off to meet
with my dialect coach

636
00:26:11,839 --> 00:26:13,808
to prep for London. Ta.

637
00:26:16,511 --> 00:26:17,878
Now, which one
of these people

638
00:26:17,978 --> 00:26:20,648
do you think Regina
stole the script from?

639
00:26:21,749 --> 00:26:24,718
No, I most certainly did not
read that sad boy's script.

640
00:26:24,819 --> 00:26:26,654
Barely enough time
to read the real scripts

641
00:26:26,754 --> 00:26:29,457
with all the last-minute
changes around here.

642
00:26:29,558 --> 00:26:31,659
It went promptly into the trash.

643
00:26:31,759 --> 00:26:33,194
Turn.

644
00:26:33,294 --> 00:26:35,896
Yeah, that's what the hair
and makeup team said, too.

645
00:26:35,996 --> 00:26:39,733
And Props and Post
and Crafty.

646
00:26:39,834 --> 00:26:42,937
Jack, any recollection
of a script from Blake Balsam?

647
00:26:43,037 --> 00:26:46,073
Very long
and vaguely pornographic?

648
00:26:46,173 --> 00:26:48,476
I don't read
unsolicited manuscripts.

649
00:26:48,577 --> 00:26:50,845
Like I told my doorman
and brother-in-law.

650
00:26:50,945 --> 00:26:53,747
Melinda, I think we need
to try a holster.

651
00:26:55,149 --> 00:26:57,084
So much to keep track of.

652
00:26:57,184 --> 00:26:59,186
Things ever go missing?

653
00:26:59,286 --> 00:27:00,855
"Missing." Try stolen.

654
00:27:00,955 --> 00:27:03,691
Like I wouldn't notice
an $800 pair of heels

655
00:27:03,724 --> 00:27:05,560
vanishing into
thin air.

656
00:27:05,693 --> 00:27:07,161
So, Jack,

657
00:27:07,261 --> 00:27:09,763
is Bear Man a man

658
00:27:09,864 --> 00:27:12,166
who is part bear
or a bear who's part man?

659
00:27:12,266 --> 00:27:13,300
I never asked.

660
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:14,536
I just put
on the suit

661
00:27:14,702 --> 00:27:16,704
and bring my Jackness to it.
Oh.

662
00:27:16,770 --> 00:27:20,107
I heard that the <i>Father Crime</i>
filming schedule

663
00:27:20,207 --> 00:27:24,579
prevents you and Regina
from doing outside projects,

664
00:27:24,712 --> 00:27:27,414
but it seems like you do
a lot of outside projects.

665
00:27:27,516 --> 00:27:29,150
Just not Regina.

666
00:27:29,250 --> 00:27:30,552
That's because Regina
wants to do

667
00:27:30,718 --> 00:27:32,019
boring period pieces
that nobody wants.

668
00:27:32,119 --> 00:27:34,455
They want to see me
save the world from aliens

669
00:27:34,556 --> 00:27:36,924
or robots or-or Russians

670
00:27:37,024 --> 00:27:38,859
or a combo of those things.

671
00:27:38,959 --> 00:27:42,329
If you ask me, Cal was doing her
a favor by saying no.

672
00:27:42,429 --> 00:27:44,165
So no love lost
between the two of you.

673
00:27:44,265 --> 00:27:46,967
She thinks she deserves
everything I get and more.

674
00:27:47,067 --> 00:27:48,769
I mean, look at our
dressing rooms.

675
00:27:48,869 --> 00:27:51,138
She had it written into her
contract after season four

676
00:27:51,238 --> 00:27:52,306
that they had to
be identical.

677
00:27:52,406 --> 00:27:53,575
Oh, I noticed that.

678
00:27:53,741 --> 00:27:56,443
You have the same, um,
stereo system.

679
00:27:56,545 --> 00:27:57,811
Yeah, well, the joke's on her.

680
00:27:57,912 --> 00:27:59,581
She bought one for herself
a while back,

681
00:27:59,747 --> 00:28:02,016
so Cal had to buy me one
on the show's dime.

682
00:28:02,116 --> 00:28:04,985
It's like Howard Stern
is in the room with you.

683
00:28:07,622 --> 00:28:09,256
You recognize this script?

684
00:28:09,356 --> 00:28:11,492
Yeah. That showed up on my desk

685
00:28:11,593 --> 00:28:13,160
the morning before...

686
00:28:13,260 --> 00:28:14,529
uh, you know.

687
00:28:14,629 --> 00:28:18,032
Cal liked to flip through
unsolicited materials

688
00:28:18,132 --> 00:28:21,035
just in case there was anything
worth repurposing.

689
00:28:21,135 --> 00:28:22,436
But he never read that.

690
00:28:22,537 --> 00:28:24,438
He was busy managing
Regina's freak-out

691
00:28:24,539 --> 00:28:26,006
over the new ending
he was working on.

692
00:28:26,106 --> 00:28:28,842
So Regina was with Cal
when he received his copy.

693
00:28:28,943 --> 00:28:30,911
Do you know
where it is?
I don't.

694
00:28:31,011 --> 00:28:32,514
So Regina could've taken

695
00:28:32,614 --> 00:28:34,114
Cal's copy.

696
00:28:34,215 --> 00:28:36,450
Gia, how certain are you

697
00:28:36,551 --> 00:28:38,285
that Regina was in
her dressing room

698
00:28:38,385 --> 00:28:39,787
during lunch
on the day that Cal died?

699
00:28:39,853 --> 00:28:41,623
- Positive.
- I heard her in there

700
00:28:41,789 --> 00:28:43,357
running lines
when I was walking over to

701
00:28:43,457 --> 00:28:46,193
the art department to print out
a sign for the ice cream truck.

702
00:28:46,293 --> 00:28:48,429
Did you notice anything unusual?

703
00:28:48,530 --> 00:28:50,297
No, not really.

704
00:28:50,397 --> 00:28:52,132
I...

705
00:28:52,233 --> 00:28:53,801
I heard her say "corpse"

706
00:28:53,834 --> 00:28:56,705
even though Cal had just changed
the line to say "cadaver."

707
00:28:56,804 --> 00:28:58,607
That's not
like her at all.

708
00:28:58,707 --> 00:29:00,074
Maybe because it wasn't her.

709
00:29:00,174 --> 00:29:01,576
This new ending

710
00:29:01,809 --> 00:29:03,410
that Regina was so upset about,

711
00:29:03,511 --> 00:29:05,045
is it on Cal's computer?

712
00:29:05,145 --> 00:29:07,381
No, Cal never wrote anything
on his computer.

713
00:29:07,481 --> 00:29:09,283
I transcribed everything
for him.

714
00:29:09,383 --> 00:29:11,385
Oh, so it's in a notebook?

715
00:29:11,485 --> 00:29:13,487
Cal wrote on
just about everything.

716
00:29:13,588 --> 00:29:16,658
Grocery bags, napkins,
Bible pages.

717
00:29:16,824 --> 00:29:18,926
If it's in there,
it's probably lost forever.

718
00:29:19,026 --> 00:29:20,828
I hate to give you
more work to do,

719
00:29:20,928 --> 00:29:23,632
but we're gonna need
to find that ending.

720
00:29:26,834 --> 00:29:28,435
So, not only did Regina

721
00:29:28,536 --> 00:29:29,837
have access to Blake's script,

722
00:29:29,903 --> 00:29:32,406
she also could have
easily stolen

723
00:29:32,507 --> 00:29:35,109
the murder weapon
from Wardrobe.

724
00:29:35,209 --> 00:29:37,878
Her alibi could've
easily been faked

725
00:29:37,978 --> 00:29:39,714
with a recording
of her running lines.

726
00:29:39,847 --> 00:29:41,115
That would also explain

727
00:29:41,215 --> 00:29:42,983
why the lines
she was saying were wrong.

728
00:29:43,083 --> 00:29:44,719
Mm-hmm.

729
00:29:44,852 --> 00:29:46,920
Oh, the FanFave Audience
Awards were right.

730
00:29:47,021 --> 00:29:49,691
This theme song
is very catchy.

731
00:29:49,857 --> 00:29:52,960
Ah. Okay, so
according to Gia,

732
00:29:53,060 --> 00:29:57,998
Regina was mad at Cal
over the new ending.

733
00:29:58,098 --> 00:30:00,000
And then there's the phone call
to the masseuse.

734
00:30:00,100 --> 00:30:03,137
Regina was the only person
close enough to Cal

735
00:30:03,237 --> 00:30:05,339
to know his real calendar.
Mm-hmm.

736
00:30:05,439 --> 00:30:07,875
But even if she used
some fake accent, how do you...

737
00:30:07,975 --> 00:30:09,843
So, Callum,
Professor Baird and I

738
00:30:09,943 --> 00:30:11,713
were just discussing
your final marks.

739
00:30:11,812 --> 00:30:13,480
He seems to believe
we have a case...

740
00:30:13,581 --> 00:30:16,183
Did Regina do a lot
of accents on the show?

741
00:30:16,283 --> 00:30:18,419
I don't know.

742
00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:20,789
But I know who would.

743
00:30:21,589 --> 00:30:23,324
Felicity is a master
of dialects.

744
00:30:23,424 --> 00:30:26,026
It's one of her greatest
strengths as a detective.

745
00:30:26,126 --> 00:30:28,663
Uh, there's episode 208
where she goes undercover

746
00:30:28,763 --> 00:30:31,298
as a waitress in Jersey
to bust a drug ring.

747
00:30:31,398 --> 00:30:34,769
Uh, episode 319,
she infiltrates a Swiss bank.

748
00:30:34,868 --> 00:30:37,772
In season four,
she does a bit of Aussie.

749
00:30:37,871 --> 00:30:40,675
Who could forget the episode
in the German consulate?

750
00:30:40,775 --> 00:30:42,644
I could go on.

751
00:30:43,545 --> 00:30:45,647
<i>Do any of these</i>
<i>sound like the person</i>

752
00:30:45,747 --> 00:30:47,348
who canceled the massage?

753
00:30:47,448 --> 00:30:49,850
What can I get ya, sweetheart?

754
00:30:49,950 --> 00:30:51,452
No.

755
00:30:51,553 --> 00:30:55,322
Ah. Guten Tag, Mr. Chancellor.

756
00:30:56,423 --> 00:30:58,526
Oh, bless your heart.

757
00:30:58,626 --> 00:31:01,663
You're madder than a wet hen.
No.

758
00:31:01,763 --> 00:31:03,197
None of these.

759
00:31:03,297 --> 00:31:05,734
Whoever called me that day
had a weird accent.

760
00:31:05,834 --> 00:31:08,335
Yes, that's the word
you keep using.

761
00:31:08,435 --> 00:31:10,237
Uh, can you think of

762
00:31:10,337 --> 00:31:12,406
any other descriptor
for the voice you heard?

763
00:31:12,507 --> 00:31:13,941
Any at all?

764
00:31:14,776 --> 00:31:17,411
Just, like, weird.

765
00:31:18,445 --> 00:31:22,282
Okay. Uh, thank you again
for all of your...

766
00:31:22,383 --> 00:31:23,685
help.

767
00:31:23,785 --> 00:31:25,820
Yes. Thank you, Heidi.

768
00:31:27,522 --> 00:31:31,125
Who do you think you are, you
brainless, action movie moron?

769
00:31:31,225 --> 00:31:32,594
Oh, you want
to compare films?

770
00:31:32,694 --> 00:31:34,161
Oh, right,
you don't make any!

771
00:31:34,261 --> 00:31:35,663
You're an embarrassment!

772
00:31:35,764 --> 00:31:37,131
You're 20 years

773
00:31:37,231 --> 00:31:38,999
too old for your part!
You're 20 years too old

774
00:31:39,099 --> 00:31:40,300
for your girlfriend!

775
00:31:40,401 --> 00:31:42,403
Are those cameras
still rolling?

776
00:31:42,504 --> 00:31:44,171
When's the last time
you had a date, Regina?

777
00:31:44,271 --> 00:31:46,841
When's the last time
you called your kids, Jack?

778
00:31:46,974 --> 00:31:49,511
Have you seen
this kind of thing before?

779
00:31:49,611 --> 00:31:51,846
Maybe between Regina and Cal?

780
00:31:51,979 --> 00:31:53,046
Call me when you're done.

781
00:31:53,147 --> 00:31:54,649
Get my agent on the phone.

782
00:31:54,749 --> 00:31:56,150
Sorry.

783
00:31:57,017 --> 00:32:00,722
And this is unedited footage
from season 13.

784
00:32:00,822 --> 00:32:03,858
I held onto it in
case of a lawsuit.

785
00:32:03,991 --> 00:32:05,392
What are you screaming
about now?

786
00:32:05,492 --> 00:32:06,994
What do you want from me?

787
00:32:07,094 --> 00:32:09,597
You're supposed to kick
the chair in fury.

788
00:32:09,697 --> 00:32:11,599
Oh, my God.
Do you see that?

789
00:32:11,699 --> 00:32:13,000
It says "in fury."

790
00:32:13,100 --> 00:32:14,869
I don't know how many
times I got to tell you,

791
00:32:15,002 --> 00:32:16,236
you read the whole script.

792
00:32:16,336 --> 00:32:18,540
You read it including
stage directions.

793
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:21,576
It's not just your dialogue,
it's not just about you!

794
00:32:21,676 --> 00:32:22,911
Okay!

795
00:32:23,010 --> 00:32:25,212
They fight like
an old married couple.

796
00:32:25,312 --> 00:32:26,581
Back to one,
heinous beast.

797
00:32:26,681 --> 00:32:28,382
Screw yourself, you ghoul!

798
00:32:28,482 --> 00:32:30,852
What married couples
do you know?

799
00:32:31,018 --> 00:32:32,554
And... action.

800
00:32:32,654 --> 00:32:34,421
So,
Callum, Professor Baird and I

801
00:32:34,522 --> 00:32:36,490
was just discussing
your final marks.

802
00:32:38,091 --> 00:32:39,761
That's definitely not
what she sounded like

803
00:32:39,861 --> 00:32:41,462
when we watched
the episode on TV.

804
00:32:41,563 --> 00:32:43,497
She sounds...

805
00:32:43,598 --> 00:32:44,866
Weird.
...weird.

806
00:32:45,032 --> 00:32:48,268
What do you know about
Regina's accent work?

807
00:32:58,913 --> 00:33:02,082
The trick at these
kinds of things

808
00:33:02,182 --> 00:33:04,384
is to slip them a 50
at the top of the night.

809
00:33:04,485 --> 00:33:05,553
Monsieur.

810
00:33:05,653 --> 00:33:08,288
Milton. Always a pleasure.

811
00:33:08,388 --> 00:33:11,458
Well, you had the right
idea, hiding over here.

812
00:33:11,559 --> 00:33:13,695
All this schmoozing
and glad-handing,

813
00:33:13,795 --> 00:33:16,263
it's all so undignified.

814
00:33:16,363 --> 00:33:20,668
Leave the pleasantries
to the wives, I say.

815
00:33:20,768 --> 00:33:22,169
Well,

816
00:33:22,269 --> 00:33:25,305
Claudia is much more adept
at all of this than I am.

817
00:33:25,405 --> 00:33:26,340
Yes.

818
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:30,077
Well, some of us
are born for it.

819
00:33:30,845 --> 00:33:33,548
Others are invited in,
for whatever reason.

820
00:33:34,549 --> 00:33:35,750
Hmm.

821
00:33:35,850 --> 00:33:36,885
Bunny.

822
00:33:36,985 --> 00:33:39,621
So good to see you.

823
00:33:41,088 --> 00:33:42,724
Well. Captain.

824
00:33:44,826 --> 00:33:49,697
Oh, please send your friend
Ms. Tascioni my regards.

825
00:33:49,797 --> 00:33:51,766
I heard she came to the
courthouse yesterday.

826
00:33:51,866 --> 00:33:53,400
I was sorry to
have missed her,

827
00:33:53,501 --> 00:33:57,170
but she'll be seeing me again
very soon.

828
00:33:59,507 --> 00:34:02,810
Do make sure
she gets the message.

829
00:34:24,532 --> 00:34:26,233
Hey, God.

830
00:34:26,333 --> 00:34:28,468
- Me again.
- Cut.

831
00:34:28,570 --> 00:34:33,407
Jack, the line is, "Oh, merciful
Father, I beseech thee."

832
00:34:33,508 --> 00:34:36,343
Yeah, see,
that doesn't feel right.

833
00:34:38,580 --> 00:34:39,479
What?

834
00:34:40,848 --> 00:34:42,182
What?

835
00:34:42,282 --> 00:34:43,383
Just...
Come on.

836
00:34:43,483 --> 00:34:45,553
Elsbeth, I really must insist

837
00:34:45,653 --> 00:34:48,355
that you quit
these unannounced visits.

838
00:34:48,455 --> 00:34:50,223
You're in my eyeline.

839
00:34:50,324 --> 00:34:52,359
But your eyes were closed.

840
00:34:52,459 --> 00:34:55,295
I'm sorry. Respect the process.

841
00:34:55,395 --> 00:34:58,165
Um, actually, I'm
here on official

842
00:34:58,265 --> 00:35:00,300
<i>Father Crime</i> business.

843
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:03,871
See, Gia found Cal's new ending.

844
00:35:03,972 --> 00:35:06,239
It was written on the back
of a drugstore receipt

845
00:35:06,340 --> 00:35:07,976
dated the morning
he died.

846
00:35:08,076 --> 00:35:09,711
You don't say.

847
00:35:09,811 --> 00:35:11,411
Yeah.

848
00:35:13,213 --> 00:35:14,983
All this for a pack of gum.

849
00:35:17,417 --> 00:35:19,386
"Interior. Hospital. Night.

850
00:35:19,486 --> 00:35:21,556
"Felicity clings to life

851
00:35:21,656 --> 00:35:23,357
"as Father Garvey enters.

852
00:35:23,457 --> 00:35:25,392
"He kneels by
her bedside.

853
00:35:25,492 --> 00:35:27,595
'Oh, merciful Father,
I beseech thee.'"

854
00:35:27,695 --> 00:35:30,064
Uh, prayer,
prayer, prayer.

855
00:35:30,197 --> 00:35:31,398
Oh, and then,

856
00:35:31,498 --> 00:35:34,102
"Through the power
of Father Garvey's love,

857
00:35:34,201 --> 00:35:36,269
Felicity stirs awake."

858
00:35:36,370 --> 00:35:38,506
She says, "'Oh, Rick.

859
00:35:38,606 --> 00:35:42,010
"'Rick, I saw a bright light,
but I heard your voice

860
00:35:42,110 --> 00:35:43,276
calling me back.'"

861
00:35:43,377 --> 00:35:44,545
And he says,
"'Oh, Felicity.

862
00:35:44,646 --> 00:35:46,313
"'I thought I lost you.

863
00:35:46,413 --> 00:35:47,782
"'And I knew

864
00:35:47,882 --> 00:35:50,685
that I could never be
without you again.'"

865
00:35:50,785 --> 00:35:52,452
We push in.

866
00:35:52,553 --> 00:35:55,355
"Garvey and Watts
share an overdue,

867
00:35:55,455 --> 00:35:58,526
"passionate, wet kiss.

868
00:35:58,626 --> 00:36:01,361
His hands slide under her h..."

869
00:36:01,461 --> 00:36:02,764
All right, we-we get it.

870
00:36:02,864 --> 00:36:04,866
It's very touching,
but it's too late.

871
00:36:04,966 --> 00:36:07,635
There's no time to make
any more changes to the script.

872
00:36:07,735 --> 00:36:09,504
I'm off to the airport tonight.

873
00:36:09,604 --> 00:36:10,872
Oh, shoot. Oh, right.

874
00:36:10,972 --> 00:36:12,740
London calling.

875
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:14,509
Oh, but I suppose

876
00:36:14,609 --> 00:36:16,476
if Cal got the ending he wanted,

877
00:36:16,577 --> 00:36:19,246
you wouldn't be able
to do <i>Mac...</i>

878
00:36:19,312 --> 00:36:21,149
<i>The Scottish Play.</i>

879
00:36:21,248 --> 00:36:23,785
Yes, it's a small silver lining
to this terrible tragedy,

880
00:36:23,885 --> 00:36:25,419
I guess.

881
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:28,255
I don't think I'm gonna be able
to make it across the pond,

882
00:36:28,321 --> 00:36:29,456
but...
Aww.

883
00:36:29,557 --> 00:36:30,725
...I mean, would you,
if it's not

884
00:36:30,825 --> 00:36:33,061
too much to ask,
just do a little taste

885
00:36:33,161 --> 00:36:35,295
of your Lady M
for me, please?
Oh, I...

886
00:36:35,395 --> 00:36:37,497
Oh, please? Do it and I'll go.
Well... fine, fine, fine.

887
00:36:37,598 --> 00:36:39,534
A little "out, damned spot"
just for you.

888
00:36:41,903 --> 00:36:43,403
Out, damned spot!

889
00:36:43,504 --> 00:36:45,272
Out, I s...
That's-that's-that's it.

890
00:36:45,338 --> 00:36:46,908
That's the accent that I heard.

891
00:36:47,008 --> 00:36:48,142
This is a
closed set. Who's this person?

892
00:36:48,275 --> 00:36:49,342
Oh, you know Heidi.

893
00:36:49,443 --> 00:36:51,612
I mean, maybe not
by face or name,

894
00:36:51,713 --> 00:36:55,116
but you spoke on the phone
with her the day you killed Cal.

895
00:36:56,483 --> 00:36:58,418
I did no such thing.

896
00:36:58,519 --> 00:37:00,655
This woman is
clearly unhinged.

897
00:37:00,755 --> 00:37:02,757
I mean, look at, uh,
how she dresses.

898
00:37:02,857 --> 00:37:04,625
We were wondering
why Heidi couldn't recognize

899
00:37:04,726 --> 00:37:06,627
any of your accent work
from <i>Father Crime.</i>

900
00:37:06,728 --> 00:37:08,996
Turns out,
it wasn't your work at all.

901
00:37:09,097 --> 00:37:12,466
It's the work of Hannah Basich,
your dialect coach.

902
00:37:12,567 --> 00:37:15,036
Okay, well, this is rich.

903
00:37:15,136 --> 00:37:17,038
I'm great at dialects.
Ask the fans.

904
00:37:17,138 --> 00:37:19,107
It's the reason
I was cast as Lady M.

905
00:37:19,207 --> 00:37:20,641
No, you're not.

906
00:37:20,742 --> 00:37:22,910
Cal and Hannah have
been secretly dubbing

907
00:37:23,010 --> 00:37:25,613
your accents for
20 seasons now.

908
00:37:25,713 --> 00:37:27,615
That's why Cal

909
00:37:27,715 --> 00:37:29,584
never let you do
those period pieces.

910
00:37:29,684 --> 00:37:31,119
He was protecting you.

911
00:37:31,219 --> 00:37:32,854
But you couldn't see it.

912
00:37:32,954 --> 00:37:34,387
Or hear it.

913
00:37:34,488 --> 00:37:37,525
Your ego made that impossible.

914
00:37:37,625 --> 00:37:42,029
You didn't want to
kill Cal, you had to.

915
00:37:42,130 --> 00:37:45,600
The new ending would upend
your plans for the West End.

916
00:37:45,700 --> 00:37:47,935
Without Felicity
in a coma,

917
00:37:48,035 --> 00:37:50,171
you would have to be
right back on this set

918
00:37:50,337 --> 00:37:52,372
in a matter of weeks.

919
00:37:52,472 --> 00:37:55,475
And after 20 long years,

920
00:37:55,576 --> 00:38:01,414
you weren't gonna let Cal
push you around any longer.

921
00:38:01,516 --> 00:38:04,752
Using your crime
show expertise,

922
00:38:04,852 --> 00:38:08,890
you knew exactly how to craft
an alibi, plant clues,

923
00:38:08,990 --> 00:38:12,026
tee up a suspect and
provide a distraction.

924
00:38:12,126 --> 00:38:14,862
Planning the murder
was the easy part.

925
00:38:14,962 --> 00:38:16,764
All you had to do
was read the script.

926
00:38:16,864 --> 00:38:19,033
Or scripts, I should say.

927
00:38:19,133 --> 00:38:22,904
Equal parts Blake's
and <i>The Scottish Play.</i>

928
00:38:23,004 --> 00:38:25,472
Kill the king
and frame the guard.

929
00:38:25,573 --> 00:38:27,642
Or in this case,
a background cop.

930
00:38:27,742 --> 00:38:28,743
Well, you can't prove
any of this.

931
00:38:28,843 --> 00:38:29,977
Any idiot here

932
00:38:30,077 --> 00:38:31,444
could get their
hands on the script,

933
00:38:31,546 --> 00:38:33,114
sneak into Cal's office,
and kill him with a shoe.

934
00:38:33,214 --> 00:38:35,183
And I've done this
long enough to know

935
00:38:35,283 --> 00:38:38,385
that that evidence
would never hold up in court.

936
00:38:38,485 --> 00:38:39,587
Ooh, you see,

937
00:38:39,687 --> 00:38:41,556
the script didn't
mention a shoe.

938
00:38:41,656 --> 00:38:44,525
The script mentioned a stiletto,

939
00:38:44,625 --> 00:38:46,928
as in, a stiletto knife.

940
00:38:47,028 --> 00:38:48,495
It's where the
name comes from.

941
00:38:48,596 --> 00:38:50,665
More commonly used
for killing than a shoe.

942
00:38:50,765 --> 00:38:53,734
We couldn't figure out why
the murder weapon changed.

943
00:38:53,835 --> 00:38:57,104
Anyone who read the script
could have killed Cal.

944
00:38:57,205 --> 00:38:58,906
Except anyone...

945
00:39:00,675 --> 00:39:02,643
...would've noticed
the word "knife"

946
00:39:02,743 --> 00:39:05,580
written on pages three, 12, 20

947
00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:07,615
and 34, unless,
of course,

948
00:39:07,715 --> 00:39:12,419
that person was in the habit of
only reading Felicity's lines.

949
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:15,523
Regina Coburn,
you're under arrest

950
00:39:15,623 --> 00:39:17,625
for the murder
of Cal Reed.

951
00:39:17,725 --> 00:39:19,560
You have the right
to remain silent.

952
00:39:19,660 --> 00:39:22,296
Anything you say can and will
be used against you in...

953
00:39:22,429 --> 00:39:25,266
Oh, shut up.
I know the rest of it.

954
00:39:25,432 --> 00:39:28,803
I guess you won't
be doing <i>Macbeth</i> after all.

955
00:39:32,607 --> 00:39:34,008
Oh, gosh.

956
00:39:34,108 --> 00:39:36,177
I guess it is a curse.

957
00:39:47,255 --> 00:39:49,724
Oh. Captain Wagner.

958
00:39:49,824 --> 00:39:51,458
What are you doing still here?

959
00:39:51,993 --> 00:39:53,861
Sit down, Ms. Tascioni.

960
00:39:53,961 --> 00:39:55,596
Despite
our rocky start,

961
00:39:55,696 --> 00:39:57,464
I think, over the past year,
I've more than proven

962
00:39:57,565 --> 00:39:59,934
that I respect you both
as a colleague and as friend.

963
00:40:00,034 --> 00:40:01,836
And I assumed that
the feeling was mutual.

964
00:40:01,936 --> 00:40:03,403
It is. Of course it is.

965
00:40:03,504 --> 00:40:05,405
So I'm gonna
ask this once.

966
00:40:05,506 --> 00:40:07,208
What the hell
is going on?

967
00:40:07,308 --> 00:40:08,643
Why are you sneaking off
to the courthouse

968
00:40:08,743 --> 00:40:09,877
in the middle of the day?

969
00:40:09,977 --> 00:40:12,013
And why is
Judge Milton Crawford,

970
00:40:12,113 --> 00:40:14,215
of all people,
asking after you?

971
00:40:14,315 --> 00:40:15,683
Because the last time
you acted this cagey,

972
00:40:15,783 --> 00:40:17,551
you were investigating me
for the DOJ.

973
00:40:25,526 --> 00:40:27,762
This is gonna sound crazy.

974
00:40:42,343 --> 00:40:45,246
Uh, Cameron?

975
00:40:45,346 --> 00:40:47,114
Hey.

976
00:40:47,214 --> 00:40:50,885
This-- uh, this is
Officer Blanke.

977
00:40:50,985 --> 00:40:52,286
No, sorry, just...

978
00:40:52,386 --> 00:40:54,588
it's Kaya.

979
00:40:54,689 --> 00:40:56,424
Yeah.

980
00:40:56,524 --> 00:41:00,161
Uh, I know it's late, I just--
the day got away from me.

981
00:41:00,261 --> 00:41:04,899
So, I had a chance
to look over your documents,

982
00:41:04,999 --> 00:41:07,768
and I think you'd be
a perfect fit.

983
00:41:07,868 --> 00:41:09,370
For the room.

984
00:41:09,537 --> 00:41:12,273
For the room,
if you're still interest...

985
00:41:13,741 --> 00:41:15,443
You are?

986
00:41:16,410 --> 00:41:18,012
Great.

987
00:41:18,112 --> 00:41:21,015
That's great.
Uh, how's next week?

988
00:41:21,115 --> 00:41:24,018
...made by pop star TruRose
that Van Ness's lawyers

989
00:41:24,118 --> 00:41:25,820
withheld crucial information

990
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:28,823
brought to light in
his first divorce proceedings,

991
00:41:28,923 --> 00:41:30,458
drawing into question

992
00:41:30,558 --> 00:41:33,194
the validity
of their prenuptial agreement.

993
00:41:33,294 --> 00:41:34,428
This is a late-breaking...

994
00:41:34,562 --> 00:41:35,963
Uh, Cameron?

995
00:41:36,063 --> 00:41:37,999
I got to go.

996
00:41:40,167 --> 00:41:42,570
This is not one
of our usual suspects.

997
00:41:42,603 --> 00:41:45,172
You're accusing
a sitting judge of murder.

998
00:41:45,272 --> 00:41:49,310
Crawford is a powerful man
with powerful friends.

999
00:41:49,410 --> 00:41:51,178
If what you suspect is true--

1000
00:41:51,278 --> 00:41:53,114
and granted, it usually is--

1001
00:41:53,214 --> 00:41:54,982
he's also a dangerous man.

1002
00:41:55,082 --> 00:41:56,717
Are you sure you want
to go down this road?

1003
00:41:56,817 --> 00:41:58,085
I am.

1004
00:41:58,185 --> 00:41:59,987
Someone has to uphold justice.

1005
00:42:00,087 --> 00:42:01,589
Then you better
tread lightly.

1006
00:42:01,622 --> 00:42:04,025
Because if he learns
you're coming after him,

1007
00:42:04,125 --> 00:42:05,893
he's gonna come after you
even harder.

1008
00:42:05,993 --> 00:42:07,595
And he won't miss.

1009
00:42:07,628 --> 00:42:09,196
Now...

1010
00:42:09,296 --> 00:42:11,098
what do we have to do

1011
00:42:11,198 --> 00:42:14,201
to take
this son of a bitch down?

1012
00:42:16,704 --> 00:42:19,840
A Chicago judge has
unsealed court documents

1013
00:42:19,940 --> 00:42:23,477
that reveal accusations
made by Amber Van Ness

1014
00:42:23,611 --> 00:42:27,214
that a 2016 police report
filed against her husband

1015
00:42:27,314 --> 00:42:29,450
was illegally suppressed.

1016
00:42:29,617 --> 00:42:32,453
The lawyers named in the newly
acquired court records

1017
00:42:32,620 --> 00:42:34,755
have yet to be reached
for comment.

1018
00:42:36,857 --> 00:42:40,694
Your move, Ms. Tascioni.


