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I don't ever
wanna see you again.
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- Is that okay?
- No. Not okay.
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I'm having a shitty time right now.
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- No boyfriend, no job.
- Oh, Hello.
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I've never been
this well in my life.
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This is what it's like.
When the hunt is over.
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Do you ever find that
you are attracted to women?
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You know what's going on...
And you're writting an ebook.
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This is the best thing that's
ever happened to me.
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I've fucked Marnie.
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You know you're moving out, right?
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Me?
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- You're a ridiculous person.
- And you're just a whore.
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Where did you go?
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You won't answer your
fucking phone?
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I don't think this...
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- is working.
- You're breaking up with me?
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My girlfriend's friend got engaged.
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You have a girlfriend?
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- I want you.
- I love you.
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I always have.
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You really don't have
to do this.
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Stay right where you are.
I'm coming to you.
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You are here?
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I was always here.
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I don't get why you
won't just come to dinner.
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You're gonna have to
see her eventually.
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Actually, no. I won't.
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I never... I never get
when people say that.
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We live in a huge
sprawling Metropolis
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where it's very, very easy to avoid
the person you don't want to see.
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- Forever.
- Yeah, but that's so sad.
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Why? Because we once shared
true and stunning intimacies
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and now we're nothing
more than strangers?
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- Exactly.
- That's not sad, Hannah.
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That's called life, okay?
Everything dies.
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I don't want to hear
about this again.
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What's sad to me is the fact
that you're still working here,
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muddying the waters of
my new establishment.
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- That's sad.
- You begged me.
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You said I was your
squeaky from me.
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I never used those words.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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What are you doing here?
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I dropped my keys
down a subway grate.
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- Oh, hey, Ray.
- New apartment is working out great.
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Oh, great, great.
Great, good. Yeah.
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Did you meet my neighbor Nancy?
She's a fuck...
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- You okay?
- She's a pistol.
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Can I get the keys
out of your pocket?
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- I left the oven on.
- What's going on?
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Adam?
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Adam.
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- Who is that?
- I don't know.
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- Who is that?
- I don't know anybody here.
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Well, you're not looking at them,
so how can you know them?
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Fucking going. Come over here.
Get over here.
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Okay, well, she's coming over.
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You big, tall,
dumb slice of dog shit.
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Hey, hey. Hey, Natalia.
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Look at her. Look at this angel.
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Look what you did to her.
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She looks good to me.
Very pretty.
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- She's changed.
- I don't want to do this, okay?
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I don't want to do this.
Let's just go.
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Oh, no, no. We cannot go, no.
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No, this man jilted you.
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You, a Saint.
He said he loved you
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and then he just never
called you again.
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Yes, I know. I know.
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And I am...
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Very sorry about that.
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I just didn't understand
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for, like, a few weeks, you know,
that it had really happened.
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I know. I know.
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And I'm sorry.
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I just kind of thought that you'd
come back with an explanation.
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I don't even
know why I wanted one.
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Our whole thing was
so fucked anyway.
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- I just...
- I...
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I have trouble
with confrontation.
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Okay, well,
maybe she has trouble
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being fucked like
a piece of meat
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and being told that
she's all you need.
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All right, guess what?
She's pregnant.
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Okay?
She's pregnant with your child.
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What you put in her,
it made a baby in her
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and now she's pregnant.
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How does it feel to
abandon your son?
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- What?
- Yeah.
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Feel it. It's yours.
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It's fucking yours.
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- That's right.
- No, I'm not.
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- That's right.
- Okay, I am not pregnant.
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- But you could be.
- Fucking shit.
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You completely could be
impregnated by this donkey
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and he'd never know
'cause he fucking disappeared.
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- You are a donkey.
- Okay, I think, Hannah, it's time for us to go.
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Hannah?
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This is Hannah?
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- This... this is Hannah?
- Did you leave in a rush?
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It's really nice to meet you,
Hannah.
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Hi.
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Wow, so you know what you have
on your hands here, right?
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You know? You know that
you have an off-the-wagon
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neanderthal sex addict sociopath
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who's gonna fuck you
like he's never met you
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- and like he doesn't love his own mother?
- His own mother.
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And then you're gonna turn around
and cry, 'cause that's what you do.
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Does he like to eat you out from
behind? Does he bite your neck?
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Does he sound like a dying dog when
he's fucking you and he shoots his cum
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- all over the place like it's goddamn confetti?
- We're in public.
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- Fucking in my hair.
- Babe, you're better than this.
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I had to get a goddamn
blowout after I left.
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You know what? You're right.
Let's just get out of here.
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You know what? I hope you two...
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You should just enjoy
your urine-soaked life
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fucking like the two feral
animals that you both are.
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You're gonna end up with a baby
that you don't know how to care for.
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- You're gonna fucking kill your kid.
- It's gonna die.
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- You're gonna give it spoiled formula.
- Dead.
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- Gross.
- You're not gonna get any milk out of those tits.
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I just hope that you two enjoy the
fucking life that you've chosen.
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And we, we're not paying
the check. Thanks.
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And we're not paying the check.
Thanks.
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It's on the house.
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I really like that blonde one.
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So feisty.
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Feisty shiksa.
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sync and correction by matheusmachado7
for www.MY-SUBS.com
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You don't understand how
hard it is to get to this place.
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I didn't get here overnight.
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I did a lot of self work.
I did charity work.
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I worked on my body.
I worked on myself.
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You have to work
hard to move on.
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I am, okay?
How do you not think I'm trying?
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I've changed my whole life.
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I'm doing everything
differently.
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Why are you being like this?
Why are you yelling at me?
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Because I am fucking sick
of talking about him.
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He is just the first of 20 guys
who is gonna fuck you over.
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That's just what guys do.
Why focus on this one?
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It's not like he
was Liam Hemsworth
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or Ryan Gosling
or Channing Tatum
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or, I don't know,
Jan-Michael Vincent.
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I thought I was gonna
spend my life with him.
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You of all people should
know what that's like.
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It's hard and it's scary.
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We don't get scared.
That's not our style.
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I gave you my middle name,
Marie,
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because it has a legacy of
strength and independence.
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Yeah, you know what else it has?
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Only one letter differentiates
it from my first name.
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Which is really weird.
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Mom, I go into the
city to work every day
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at a job where I am respected.
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I have friends.
I'm getting a new apartment.
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I've already fixed everything.
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- Yo.
- Marn, where were you? I have a meeting.
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I know. I'm sorry.
It was my fucking mom.
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- Okay, I'm sorry. I love you.
- I love you, too.
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- I'm sorry.
- Fine.
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Hi, I'm Kelvyn
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and I'm an addict.
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I'm having some
issues with change.
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You know, the first three
years that I lived in New York,
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it was magic.
It was just pure magic.
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I mean, it was like my block
was like a fellini movie.
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But one that you would
actually want to watch.
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Just the characters
that you would see.
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I just miss the way that I would
just go to the fucking corner
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to see what Brenda, the guy with
the flattop, was doing, you know?
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And Brenda's not there anymore.
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That whole world
isn't there anymore.
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They're all gone.
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Hey, hey.
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It's not your fault.
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Yes, it is. It's my fault.
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Mindy. Mindy.
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Let's touch with our hearts,
not our hands.
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What does Kelvyn's share
bring up for you, Jessa?
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- Mm.
- Nothing?
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No, just how awkward
it is watching everyone
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try and get it up
for each other.
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This guy's crying
because a froyo
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opened up on his block.
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He's trying to think of the
saddest thing he can think of
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and it's not that sad.
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She's a bitch.
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Mindy,
try and stay in your experience.
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She's a bitch.
That's my experience.
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That's good.
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How long, Jessa,
have you been using?
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What do you want, jock?
Do you want me to cry?
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Is that what you want?
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About how my dad has
been in rehab 12 times?
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About how I don't
even have his number?
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Or my mother, how she can't even
go to the bathroom on her own?
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Or how alone I feel and
without a life vest?
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Is that what you guys want?
Because I can do it.
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I'm really good at it,
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but it's really
exhausting and boring.
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And, by the way,
I figured my shit out already
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when I was five years old, okay?
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Heroin is really fun.
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But it can also kill you, okay?
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- And Melvin over here...
- Kelvyn.
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Kelvyn over here is a
dark horse of society.
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- Not in a good way, my friend.
- Oh, fuck you.
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He's not a dark horse.
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Okay, let's talk about
"mindy methface" over here.
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Mindy enjoys wearing scrunchies.
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No one has addressed that.
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Scrunchies? I've never worn a
fucking scrunchie in my whole life.
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You want to wear them, though.
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How come no one has
talked about this guy
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and that he insists on being
called "Phred" with a "ph"?
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Jock, are you just gonna let her
do this? She's ruining everything.
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She's running the group now.
She's in charge.
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She's not running the group.
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I'm sorry. Shh.
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Jessa. Jessa.
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I don't know what else to say.
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You're already on male ban.
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Yeah, I know.
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This sign makes it pretty clear.
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Jessa...
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How do you think you're
progressing here?
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You know, I think...
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I think I'm doing really good.
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I haven't done drugs.
I've made some friends...
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Some really ugly friends...
And I don't even mind.
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You know, I'm only here
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because it's what my
grandmother would pay for.
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I do 60 days,
and then she gets me
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a plane ticket and rent
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and, actually,
these boots that I want.
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They're called uggs.
They're from Australia.
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That's terrific.
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All right,
get your foot off my desk and go.
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This stuff is amazing.
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It's fantastic.
You're really cranking on this.
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I'm so glad you're
happy with it.
244
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And I'm also,
it goes without saying,
245
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so glad you're not suing me.
246
00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:26,080
Why didn't you tell me you were
suffering from mental illness?
247
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That's something
we can work with.
248
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I guess I was embarrassed
to tell you the truth.
249
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- You were embarrassed?
- Yeah.
250
00:12:31,322 --> 00:12:33,289
You were embarrassed?
You write about jerking
251
00:12:33,322 --> 00:12:36,529
a kidney stone out of some
Puerto Rican Jew's dick
252
00:12:36,562 --> 00:12:38,595
and you're embarrassed?
253
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Okay, I see an inconsistency.
254
00:12:40,839 --> 00:12:43,667
- Seriously, this stuff is amazing.
- Thank you.
255
00:12:43,700 --> 00:12:47,308
And I think we should launch
the first chapter on nerve.Com.
256
00:12:47,341 --> 00:12:50,641
Honestly, any dot-com you want to
put it on is gonna be great by me.
257
00:12:50,674 --> 00:12:52,746
- But I am gonna work you on this.
- Yes.
258
00:12:52,779 --> 00:12:54,410
- I'm gonna work you all night.
- Yes.
259
00:12:54,443 --> 00:12:56,210
Are you ready for that?
Are you healthy enough?
260
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- Fully. 100%.
- You're not shitting me, right?
261
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I could not be more ready. And this
isn't like the manic thing I say
262
00:13:01,792 --> 00:13:03,991
right before I chop my ear off
and send it to you in the mail
263
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and blame you for my death.
264
00:13:06,464 --> 00:13:09,098
Did you just bite the cup?
265
00:13:09,171 --> 00:13:11,473
It's famous.
It's a trademark. Try it.
266
00:13:12,601 --> 00:13:15,102
That's what this
place is famous for.
267
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I've been drinking from
a cup this whole time
268
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and I didn't know it was
made of pure chocolate?
269
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Thank you so much.
270
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- You're welcome.
- Oh, my God.
271
00:13:23,541 --> 00:13:26,845
So my editor says my writing
is better than it's ever been,
272
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which is really
exciting and amazing
273
00:13:28,854 --> 00:13:31,552
because it makes me feel like
everything that's been so terrible
274
00:13:31,593 --> 00:13:35,222
and painful in the last few months was
leading me to this point, you know?
275
00:13:35,255 --> 00:13:38,127
And it's amazing to realize
that my only limitation
276
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is my own mind.
277
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Like, I hold the keys to
the prison that is my mind.
278
00:13:44,028 --> 00:13:46,038
What would you say
279
00:13:46,071 --> 00:13:48,872
are the main stressors
you're experiencing?
280
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Um, boring stuff like money.
281
00:13:51,441 --> 00:13:53,479
- Money?
- Money's a tough one
282
00:13:53,512 --> 00:13:55,783
because I still don't make
enough and neither does Adam.
283
00:13:55,816 --> 00:13:58,246
He can only contribute a very
small portion to the rent.
284
00:13:58,279 --> 00:13:59,781
You know,
whatever he gets from his grandma
285
00:13:59,814 --> 00:14:01,951
and selling things he makes
out of papier-mâché.
286
00:14:01,984 --> 00:14:04,657
And what does he make out
of the papier-mâché?
287
00:14:05,962 --> 00:14:07,858
Is that important
for you to know?
288
00:14:07,898 --> 00:14:10,929
It could be.
It could be very important.
289
00:14:10,963 --> 00:14:14,066
Well, I thought the
session was more about me.
290
00:14:14,099 --> 00:14:16,600
Does he ever make a house? Dogs?
291
00:14:16,633 --> 00:14:20,136
If you don't want to talk
about it, perfectly fine.
292
00:14:20,169 --> 00:14:23,806
Would you say that Adam's
lack of financial success
293
00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:26,141
makes you unhappy?
294
00:14:26,174 --> 00:14:28,079
No, because he's like...
295
00:14:28,112 --> 00:14:31,550
He's not a traditional person, so he
can't just be slotted into any job.
296
00:14:31,583 --> 00:14:34,055
You know, you haven't met him,
but it's just like that's not...
297
00:14:34,088 --> 00:14:37,056
That's not how he works.
Plus, he takes care of me.
298
00:14:37,089 --> 00:14:39,528
In what sense?
299
00:14:39,561 --> 00:14:42,221
Let's see.
He makes sure I take my medicine.
300
00:14:42,262 --> 00:14:44,491
- Good.
- He makes sure I eat protein.
301
00:14:44,524 --> 00:14:47,793
- That's very good.
- He does this very kind of calming chant.
302
00:14:47,827 --> 00:14:50,297
That's great. I used to chant.
303
00:14:50,331 --> 00:14:52,632
My chanting, actually,
has gotten me through
304
00:14:52,665 --> 00:14:57,363
an awful lot of... things.
305
00:15:00,099 --> 00:15:01,801
Okay, what was your chant?
306
00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:04,067
It's very private.
307
00:15:04,108 --> 00:15:06,804
Okay.
308
00:15:06,845 --> 00:15:09,412
Yeah, so, it's been hard.
309
00:15:09,445 --> 00:15:11,675
But I'm starting to recognize
310
00:15:11,716 --> 00:15:14,884
that while I am a
victim of circumstances,
311
00:15:14,917 --> 00:15:17,111
I have a sickness
312
00:15:17,144 --> 00:15:18,877
that someone else gave to me.
313
00:15:18,910 --> 00:15:22,118
And when I remember that,
314
00:15:22,152 --> 00:15:26,089
I don't want to huff
lighter fluid anymore.
315
00:15:26,122 --> 00:15:27,992
Mm.
316
00:15:28,025 --> 00:15:29,359
Mm-hmm.
317
00:15:29,392 --> 00:15:32,034
Thank you so much, Laura.
318
00:15:32,067 --> 00:15:35,439
I can't tell you how brave
you're being by sharing that.
319
00:15:35,472 --> 00:15:37,344
Thank you.
320
00:15:40,679 --> 00:15:44,521
I feel like you are using
321
00:15:44,554 --> 00:15:46,555
being molested as an excuse.
322
00:15:46,588 --> 00:15:48,722
Excuse me?
323
00:15:48,755 --> 00:15:50,991
I'm really sorry that
your Uncle fucked you,
324
00:15:51,024 --> 00:15:54,055
but at the end of the day,
you know,
325
00:15:54,096 --> 00:15:55,862
we've all been through a lot.
326
00:15:55,895 --> 00:15:59,431
We can't go around blaming other
people for our shit behavior.
327
00:15:59,464 --> 00:16:01,997
I just feel like you're
being a bit whiny.
328
00:16:02,030 --> 00:16:05,566
I don't really feel
safe around her.
329
00:16:05,607 --> 00:16:08,578
So aggressive.
You're so aggressive.
330
00:16:08,611 --> 00:16:12,379
Jessa, is there a way
you can phrase this idea
331
00:16:12,412 --> 00:16:14,790
that relates to your
own struggle a bit more?
332
00:16:14,823 --> 00:16:17,024
Yeah,
you haven't once told us anything
333
00:16:17,057 --> 00:16:20,425
about how... what your
feelings are about any of this.
334
00:16:20,466 --> 00:16:22,329
You know? It's not fair.
335
00:16:22,394 --> 00:16:25,831
You're exploiting the generosity
that we've had with you
336
00:16:25,864 --> 00:16:29,199
showing our feelings when you
haven't once said how you feel
337
00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:31,738
about how you have feelings.
338
00:16:31,779 --> 00:16:35,074
Yeah, I dare you to
tell us how you feel.
339
00:16:35,115 --> 00:16:39,017
Okay,
I feel like Laura might be gay.
340
00:16:39,050 --> 00:16:41,019
What the fuck?
341
00:16:41,052 --> 00:16:43,020
Hear me out, Laura, okay?
342
00:16:43,053 --> 00:16:46,187
You hated having sex
with your boyfriend,
343
00:16:46,228 --> 00:16:47,755
even though he played hockey.
344
00:16:47,796 --> 00:16:49,998
I never said that.
I never said that.
345
00:16:50,031 --> 00:16:53,428
And your vest.
346
00:16:55,472 --> 00:16:58,810
Fuck you, hairstyle.
347
00:16:58,843 --> 00:17:01,807
- Jock, this isn't okay.
- Yeah, it's not okay.
348
00:17:01,848 --> 00:17:03,648
- Laura!
- She's not gonna come back.
349
00:17:03,681 --> 00:17:06,984
You see what you've done? That's
what we call "provocation."
350
00:17:07,017 --> 00:17:08,718
Everything's ruined.
351
00:17:08,751 --> 00:17:11,053
- Laura!
- Get me a napkin.
352
00:17:11,086 --> 00:17:14,023
- No.
- Don't give it to her.
353
00:17:15,592 --> 00:17:17,663
Do you think that 16 tacos
is enough for four people
354
00:17:17,696 --> 00:17:20,191
if I also get a big
bucket of ice cream?
355
00:17:20,232 --> 00:17:22,031
Maybe I'll get two
buckets of ice cream,
356
00:17:22,064 --> 00:17:23,495
'cause Marnie's actually
someone who eats more...
357
00:17:25,201 --> 00:17:27,305
I don't want to do this.
358
00:17:27,338 --> 00:17:29,104
Do what? Have dinner?
359
00:17:29,137 --> 00:17:31,439
Have your friends over.
I don't want to.
360
00:17:31,472 --> 00:17:33,607
Okay, well,
you agreed to it last week.
361
00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:35,510
Yeah, because I didn't think
it would actually happen.
362
00:17:35,543 --> 00:17:37,342
You always bail on them.
363
00:17:37,415 --> 00:17:40,317
I don't always bail on them.
They always bail on me.
364
00:17:40,350 --> 00:17:41,645
Well, someone bails on someone.
365
00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:43,581
Listen, if you want to see them,
go see them.
366
00:17:43,614 --> 00:17:45,053
But why do I have
to be a part of it?
367
00:17:45,086 --> 00:17:47,788
Because you're my
partner in life and love
368
00:17:47,821 --> 00:17:50,053
and I want you to be a part of
everything I do on this earth.
369
00:17:50,094 --> 00:17:53,398
But wouldn't you rather go to the taco
and ice cream shop with your friends
370
00:17:53,431 --> 00:17:55,094
and come back and
find me in a good mood
371
00:17:55,127 --> 00:17:57,198
rather than invade our
place and get me all pissed?
372
00:17:57,231 --> 00:17:59,502
No. No, I wouldn't.
373
00:17:59,535 --> 00:18:01,039
I don't make you hang out
with any of my friends.
374
00:18:01,072 --> 00:18:02,870
You don't have any friends.
375
00:18:02,903 --> 00:18:04,668
That's just fucking rude.
376
00:18:04,701 --> 00:18:06,572
So is telling me
you hate my friends
377
00:18:06,605 --> 00:18:08,509
an hour before they're supposed
to walk through our door.
378
00:18:08,542 --> 00:18:11,478
I don't hate your friends. I'm just not
interested in anything they have to say.
379
00:18:11,511 --> 00:18:13,582
I'm not interested in
anything they have to say.
380
00:18:13,615 --> 00:18:15,487
That's not the
point of friendship.
381
00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:17,623
And earlier,
Natalia was saying that...
382
00:18:17,656 --> 00:18:20,224
Are you really gonna bring
up what Natalia said?
383
00:18:21,290 --> 00:18:23,195
I'm sorry, okay? I'm sorry.
384
00:18:23,228 --> 00:18:26,232
It's just we need some
shared experiences.
385
00:18:26,265 --> 00:18:27,863
Well, I'm not gonna change
into a different person
386
00:18:27,897 --> 00:18:29,465
just 'cause you want me to.
387
00:18:29,498 --> 00:18:33,767
You have to. It's called
"being in a relationship."
388
00:18:33,808 --> 00:18:37,103
So you say.
389
00:18:40,544 --> 00:18:43,081
- Are you allowed to smoke in here?
- I am.
390
00:18:44,682 --> 00:18:46,651
How do you get them
to leave you alone?
391
00:18:46,684 --> 00:18:48,585
I have a very
respectable accent.
392
00:18:48,618 --> 00:18:49,921
Yeah, but so do I.
393
00:18:49,954 --> 00:18:51,690
You have the accent
of a little girl
394
00:18:51,723 --> 00:18:55,300
who grew up somewhere
between Heathrow and JFK.
395
00:18:55,333 --> 00:18:57,795
My daughter's is similar.
396
00:18:57,836 --> 00:18:59,132
How old is she?
397
00:18:59,165 --> 00:19:02,099
About your age, I guess.
398
00:19:02,140 --> 00:19:04,203
Haven't seen her for a while.
399
00:19:04,236 --> 00:19:07,107
Her mother hates me and
she takes after her mother.
400
00:19:08,341 --> 00:19:10,012
Do you know that today in group
401
00:19:10,045 --> 00:19:13,750
some dumb bitch threw
coffee in my face?
402
00:19:13,783 --> 00:19:16,353
All because I told her
that she's a lesbian.
403
00:19:16,394 --> 00:19:18,689
I did her that favor.
404
00:19:18,730 --> 00:19:21,327
I just got to it quickly
rather than this bullshit
405
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:22,894
of everyone tiptoeing around it
406
00:19:22,927 --> 00:19:24,695
and just told her she's
a raging fucking dyke.
407
00:19:24,728 --> 00:19:26,368
Dyke or no dyke,
408
00:19:26,401 --> 00:19:28,400
people have to come to
things in their own time.
409
00:19:28,433 --> 00:19:31,170
Now, you have to learn
when honesty is righteous
410
00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:34,471
and when honesty is nothing
more than a party trick.
411
00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:39,208
You're a real shit for not
knowing how old your daughter is.
412
00:19:39,248 --> 00:19:41,848
Right,
filtered through the kaleidoscope
413
00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:43,319
of your own daddy issues.
414
00:19:43,352 --> 00:19:46,854
- I do not have daddy issues.
- Please, we all have them.
415
00:19:46,887 --> 00:19:49,420
Now, periodically, if you can,
416
00:19:49,453 --> 00:19:52,893
take time to reflect
on the daddy issues
417
00:19:52,926 --> 00:19:54,957
that your daddy
had with his daddy
418
00:19:54,990 --> 00:19:56,597
and his daddy with his daddy
419
00:19:56,630 --> 00:19:58,428
and his daddy before
him and every daddy
420
00:19:58,461 --> 00:20:00,829
that's been going on
daddying before that daddy.
421
00:20:00,862 --> 00:20:03,101
I know you know this.
You're quite wise.
422
00:20:04,238 --> 00:20:05,933
You know nothing about me.
423
00:20:05,973 --> 00:20:08,069
Wisdom comes from experience.
424
00:20:08,102 --> 00:20:11,475
And I suspect you've had many,
many experiences.
425
00:20:11,508 --> 00:20:14,041
Too many, probably,
for someone of your age.
426
00:20:14,074 --> 00:20:16,513
I've had fun.
427
00:20:16,546 --> 00:20:19,408
But it wasn't always fun,
was it?
428
00:20:22,115 --> 00:20:23,922
No.
429
00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:33,255
Yodels.
430
00:20:34,863 --> 00:20:36,029
Yodels.
431
00:20:36,062 --> 00:20:39,562
What do you want?
432
00:20:39,595 --> 00:20:41,057
To apologize.
433
00:20:41,098 --> 00:20:43,993
- To me?
- Yes, you.
434
00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:46,633
I don't want you
to be mad at me.
435
00:20:46,666 --> 00:20:49,230
I would hate if you hated me.
436
00:20:50,399 --> 00:20:52,366
Okay, whatever.
437
00:20:52,399 --> 00:20:55,434
And I'm sorry for your
Uncle fucking you.
438
00:20:55,468 --> 00:20:58,335
And I'm also sorry
439
00:20:58,368 --> 00:21:00,935
that you've been through
a lot and I understand.
440
00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:03,373
I said, whatever.
441
00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:08,473
I don't really
need this in here.
442
00:21:10,180 --> 00:21:12,578
I had a weird Uncle. He was gay,
443
00:21:12,611 --> 00:21:16,114
but he also said a lot
of awful things to me.
444
00:21:16,147 --> 00:21:20,555
I was the first person he told
that he had AIDS and I was five.
445
00:21:20,588 --> 00:21:23,456
Did you know what AIDS was?
446
00:21:23,490 --> 00:21:26,856
Yes, and I don't know how.
447
00:21:26,889 --> 00:21:30,360
But the point is is that
I also feel like a victim.
448
00:21:30,393 --> 00:21:32,793
Often.
449
00:21:35,235 --> 00:21:37,402
I am a lesbian.
450
00:21:37,435 --> 00:21:39,634
I think.
451
00:21:39,675 --> 00:21:41,076
But I still don't
like when people
452
00:21:41,109 --> 00:21:43,676
tell my business out in public.
453
00:21:43,709 --> 00:21:47,042
And I don't like to frickin'
play sports.
454
00:21:47,083 --> 00:21:49,682
People always think
"lesbians like sports."
455
00:21:49,715 --> 00:21:51,617
And it's like, what?
456
00:21:51,650 --> 00:21:55,553
I'm worried if I tell anybody,
they're gonna ask me to do sports.
457
00:21:55,586 --> 00:21:57,786
It's just... ugh.
458
00:21:57,827 --> 00:21:59,322
Do you know how cool this is?
459
00:21:59,355 --> 00:22:03,392
It's like I bet the minute
that you accept this,
460
00:22:03,425 --> 00:22:05,793
you won't ever want
to do drugs again.
461
00:22:05,834 --> 00:22:07,665
They were a
placeholder for pussy.
462
00:22:10,664 --> 00:22:14,104
Have you ever kissed a girl?
463
00:22:14,137 --> 00:22:16,439
Basically,
it's the beginning of a somewhat
464
00:22:16,472 --> 00:22:18,741
sexually adventurous
time for me.
465
00:22:18,774 --> 00:22:21,337
I'm alternating
nights of freedom
466
00:22:21,370 --> 00:22:23,609
with nights of academic focus
467
00:22:23,642 --> 00:22:25,611
so that at the end
of my senior year,
468
00:22:25,644 --> 00:22:27,716
I will have had both experiences
469
00:22:27,749 --> 00:22:31,515
while also being super well-prepared
for the professional world.
470
00:22:31,548 --> 00:22:33,513
It sounds like a
really good plan.
471
00:22:33,553 --> 00:22:37,256
It sounds smart and
strong and feminist.
472
00:22:37,289 --> 00:22:39,257
What do you think, baby?
Good plan, right?
473
00:22:39,290 --> 00:22:41,593
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, I think...
474
00:22:41,626 --> 00:22:43,593
I think...
475
00:22:43,626 --> 00:22:45,864
I think what you think,
pretty much.
476
00:22:45,897 --> 00:22:47,362
I think it's really smart.
477
00:22:47,403 --> 00:22:50,003
If you can avoid
love and feelings
478
00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:52,906
and matters of the heart and soul,
you will be so much better off.
479
00:22:52,938 --> 00:22:55,010
That's the saddest
thing I've ever heard.
480
00:22:55,043 --> 00:22:57,011
She's going through a breakup.
481
00:22:57,044 --> 00:22:59,475
No, no, he's right.
It totally is.
482
00:22:59,516 --> 00:23:01,881
I appreciate your candor, Adam.
I always have.
483
00:23:01,914 --> 00:23:03,578
You're welcome.
484
00:23:03,619 --> 00:23:05,987
I sort of feel like Charlie's
gonna just materialize
485
00:23:06,020 --> 00:23:08,389
in a couple of months at
some random fucking hospital
486
00:23:08,422 --> 00:23:10,291
and he's gonna turn out
to be one of those people
487
00:23:10,324 --> 00:23:11,920
who has a brain tumor
that makes him crazy
488
00:23:11,954 --> 00:23:14,087
like that dude who had a tumor
that made him a pedophile.
489
00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:16,927
And then once they medically
remove it or whatever,
490
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:18,294
he's gonna go back
to being normal.
491
00:23:18,327 --> 00:23:19,862
It's not impossible.
492
00:23:19,895 --> 00:23:22,532
He could be the subject of
the next Oliver sacks book.
493
00:23:22,565 --> 00:23:24,932
I don't think so. I saw him.
494
00:23:24,965 --> 00:23:27,130
You saw Charlie?
495
00:23:27,163 --> 00:23:29,927
- Yup.
- Why didn't you tell me?
496
00:23:29,967 --> 00:23:31,631
You know, it just didn't seem...
497
00:23:31,664 --> 00:23:33,304
We're not really friends.
498
00:23:33,337 --> 00:23:35,502
- Did you know?
- No.
499
00:23:35,535 --> 00:23:39,203
He did not tell me that he ran
into Charlie on Bedford Avenue.
500
00:23:39,237 --> 00:23:40,939
- Did he ask about me?
- Of course not.
501
00:23:40,972 --> 00:23:44,171
Yeah, actually.
He said, "how's Marnie?"
502
00:23:44,212 --> 00:23:46,276
What did you say?
503
00:23:46,309 --> 00:23:47,949
I said, "she's good. She's good.
504
00:23:47,982 --> 00:23:50,685
- She seems very clean."
- He said you had a new job.
505
00:23:50,718 --> 00:23:52,751
He said you had a new
boyfriend from Spain.
506
00:23:52,792 --> 00:23:55,926
Did he seem like he
had a girlfriend?
507
00:23:57,127 --> 00:23:59,327
You all look very
gorgeous this evening.
508
00:23:59,360 --> 00:24:01,864
Thank you so much, my love.
Why don't we have some chips?
509
00:24:01,897 --> 00:24:03,934
I didn't buy these
chips for my health,
510
00:24:03,967 --> 00:24:06,702
you know what I'm saying?
511
00:24:06,735 --> 00:24:08,638
Marn.
512
00:24:08,671 --> 00:24:11,039
I just...
513
00:24:11,072 --> 00:24:12,441
I'm so sick of crying
514
00:24:12,474 --> 00:24:14,313
because this whole
situation makes no sense.
515
00:24:14,346 --> 00:24:17,311
I mean, we bought the ingredients
to make grilled pizzas
516
00:24:17,344 --> 00:24:18,816
and we were going to
make grilled pizzas.
517
00:24:18,849 --> 00:24:20,881
And the day we were supposed
to do that, he left me.
518
00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:24,422
On what fucking planet
does that make any sense?
519
00:24:25,885 --> 00:24:28,651
Cheers to your fucking book,
Hannah, really.
520
00:24:28,684 --> 00:24:31,786
Thank you so much. But, Marn, we're
not gonna talk about my book right now.
521
00:24:31,820 --> 00:24:33,227
This isn't the appropriate
time to discuss
522
00:24:33,261 --> 00:24:35,966
my incredibly exciting
professional endeavor.
523
00:24:35,999 --> 00:24:38,030
No, it is the time.
It's totally the time.
524
00:24:38,063 --> 00:24:41,102
We should also talk about how
fucking good this taco is, huh?
525
00:24:41,135 --> 00:24:44,073
Am I right?
526
00:24:44,106 --> 00:24:47,175
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
527
00:24:56,458 --> 00:24:59,057
This is getting logged.
528
00:25:00,595 --> 00:25:03,300
When I was 22,
this Colombian girl dumped me.
529
00:25:03,333 --> 00:25:05,069
She was both Colombian
530
00:25:05,101 --> 00:25:07,869
and went to the
university of Columbia.
531
00:25:07,902 --> 00:25:10,236
And she was beautiful
and she was smart
532
00:25:10,269 --> 00:25:12,938
and she was related to
Gabriel García Márquez.
533
00:25:12,971 --> 00:25:16,241
And just as fast as we fell
in love, she disappeared.
534
00:25:16,274 --> 00:25:18,643
And I knew she had just used me.
535
00:25:18,676 --> 00:25:21,450
You know, she was an
intellectual and I was a thug.
536
00:25:21,483 --> 00:25:23,385
And I just stared at
the ceiling all day
537
00:25:23,418 --> 00:25:26,046
remembering the first
time we fucked on my couch
538
00:25:26,079 --> 00:25:30,551
in Sunnyside after a
rainstorm on a Thursday.
539
00:25:30,584 --> 00:25:32,391
Okay, I'm not a
jealous person by nature,
540
00:25:32,424 --> 00:25:34,725
but I really hate this story.
541
00:25:34,758 --> 00:25:37,325
He's telling an incredibly
beautiful and romantic story.
542
00:25:37,358 --> 00:25:40,427
Then one day after being fucked up
for months, I realized something.
543
00:25:40,460 --> 00:25:43,258
I didn't know her.
544
00:25:43,299 --> 00:25:45,532
She didn't know me.
545
00:25:45,565 --> 00:25:47,931
Just because I tasted
her cum and spit
546
00:25:47,964 --> 00:25:51,201
or could tell you her middle name
or knew what record she liked,
547
00:25:51,234 --> 00:25:52,705
that doesn't mean anything.
That's not a connection.
548
00:25:52,738 --> 00:25:54,306
Anyone can have that.
549
00:25:54,339 --> 00:25:57,841
Really knowing someone
is something else.
550
00:25:57,874 --> 00:26:00,381
It's a completely
different thing.
551
00:26:00,414 --> 00:26:02,518
And when it happens,
you won't be able to miss it.
552
00:26:02,551 --> 00:26:04,854
You will be aware.
553
00:26:04,887 --> 00:26:08,222
And you won't hurt or be afraid.
554
00:26:08,255 --> 00:26:10,557
Okay?
555
00:26:11,725 --> 00:26:13,522
- Okay.
- Okay?
556
00:26:13,563 --> 00:26:17,099
- Okay.
- Okay.
557
00:26:18,198 --> 00:26:20,933
So I went down on fat gay Laura.
558
00:26:20,966 --> 00:26:23,267
It was basically charity.
559
00:26:23,300 --> 00:26:25,736
You have a pretty skewed
view of the world, Jessa.
560
00:26:27,039 --> 00:26:29,205
Usually the more I
get to know a person,
561
00:26:29,238 --> 00:26:31,870
the more sense they make to me,
but not you.
562
00:26:31,943 --> 00:26:35,510
Do you understand the implications
your behavior has on Laura,
563
00:26:35,543 --> 00:26:38,243
- on your family...
- You know, you can't make things
564
00:26:38,276 --> 00:26:41,482
that mean nothing
mean something.
565
00:26:41,515 --> 00:26:43,346
Oh, wow.
566
00:26:43,379 --> 00:26:45,417
Did you read that
off a fortune cookie?
567
00:26:45,450 --> 00:26:47,721
Are you a sociopath?
568
00:26:47,754 --> 00:26:50,857
Are you a method actor
researching a role?
569
00:26:50,890 --> 00:26:53,492
Well, congratulations. You got
yourself kicked out of rehab.
570
00:26:53,525 --> 00:26:55,858
You did what you set out to do.
571
00:26:57,762 --> 00:27:00,435
Are we done?
572
00:27:29,598 --> 00:27:31,532
See, that wasn't so bad, was it?
573
00:27:31,565 --> 00:27:33,837
That was fucking great.
574
00:27:33,870 --> 00:27:35,670
No, I mean with my friends.
575
00:27:35,703 --> 00:27:37,542
It was such a successful dinner.
576
00:27:37,575 --> 00:27:41,343
And I hate them so much more when
I'm not in the same place as them.
577
00:27:41,376 --> 00:27:44,016
And you were so sweet to Marnie.
578
00:27:44,049 --> 00:27:47,687
She really needed it and I
just felt like I know you.
579
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:51,824
No matter what your crazy
ex-girlfriend says, I really know you.
580
00:27:51,857 --> 00:27:53,993
- Hey.
- Yeah?
581
00:27:54,026 --> 00:27:57,795
I really don't want to see your
friends for, like, three months.
582
00:27:57,835 --> 00:28:00,003
Okay?
583
00:28:00,036 --> 00:28:03,037
I'm sorry, I just... I can't.
584
00:28:05,173 --> 00:28:08,044
Who is that? "Unknown number"?
I hate that.
585
00:28:08,077 --> 00:28:11,148
- Don't answer.
- Hello?
586
00:28:11,181 --> 00:28:13,579
Hi, it's Jessa.
587
00:28:14,820 --> 00:28:18,483
- Jessa?
- Don't scream. Relax, please.
588
00:28:18,524 --> 00:28:20,821
Did you really just say
"relax" to me?
589
00:28:20,862 --> 00:28:22,392
Is that really
what you just did?
590
00:28:22,433 --> 00:28:25,234
Because, honestly, sometimes
when you abandon someone
591
00:28:25,267 --> 00:28:27,506
and don't tell them
where you are for months,
592
00:28:27,539 --> 00:28:29,370
it makes them feel
pretty shitty.
593
00:28:29,403 --> 00:28:31,474
So then to call and say,
"oh, please, relax... "
594
00:28:31,507 --> 00:28:35,345
I'm in rehab... in the middle
of shitsville, nowhere.
595
00:28:35,378 --> 00:28:38,577
That is so great.
596
00:28:38,610 --> 00:28:41,383
Now I need you to
come and get me.
597
00:28:41,416 --> 00:28:43,812
What? What'd she say?
598
00:28:43,845 --> 00:28:46,686
I'm gonna place you on
hold for a brief moment.
599
00:28:50,254 --> 00:28:54,158
Baby, how old do you
have to be to rent a car?
600
00:28:58,058 --> 00:29:00,360
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