1 00:00:01,043 --> 00:00:04,046 ♪ 2 00:00:08,552 --> 00:00:11,555 ♪ Theme song playing ♪ 3 00:00:37,122 --> 00:00:39,790 ♪ 4 00:00:39,791 --> 00:00:42,209 - Fry, do you have to make such a racket? 5 00:00:42,210 --> 00:00:44,128 What is that contraption? 6 00:00:44,129 --> 00:00:46,881 - It's a broom, Bender. Today's a big day, 7 00:00:46,882 --> 00:00:48,716 and I want the place to look nice for Leela. 8 00:00:48,717 --> 00:00:50,301 [sweeping] 9 00:00:50,302 --> 00:00:52,303 [whooshing] 10 00:00:52,304 --> 00:00:56,807 TINNY TIM: Ah, just like the loverly black snow of old London. 11 00:00:56,808 --> 00:00:58,183 [grunts] 12 00:00:58,184 --> 00:01:00,144 - Hey, before Leela shows up 13 00:01:00,145 --> 00:01:02,605 and judges our swingin' bachelor lifestyle, 14 00:01:02,606 --> 00:01:05,149 we should have one last cabbage fight. 15 00:01:05,150 --> 00:01:07,192 I got a crate of really rotten ones. 16 00:01:07,193 --> 00:01:09,403 - Ah, I don't know. Now that Leela's moving in, 17 00:01:09,404 --> 00:01:10,947 I-I kinda wanna show her I... 18 00:01:11,740 --> 00:01:13,325 Let me finish! I wanna show her... 19 00:01:14,159 --> 00:01:14,950 Show her... 20 00:01:14,951 --> 00:01:15,910 Show... 21 00:01:15,911 --> 00:01:16,912 I wanna... 22 00:01:17,412 --> 00:01:20,080 Alright, that's it. [grunts] 23 00:01:20,081 --> 00:01:20,789 - Oh! 24 00:01:20,790 --> 00:01:24,461 [Fry and Bender grunting] 25 00:01:25,837 --> 00:01:28,380 Hey, that's the vase I keep my cabbages in! 26 00:01:28,381 --> 00:01:29,424 [knocking at door] 27 00:01:31,551 --> 00:01:34,803 - Wow, it's so much cleaner than the last time I was here. 28 00:01:34,804 --> 00:01:36,555 - Leela! Come in! 29 00:01:36,556 --> 00:01:38,349 Welcome to your new home. 30 00:01:38,350 --> 00:01:40,351 - Our new home. 31 00:01:40,352 --> 00:01:41,061 [smooch] 32 00:01:42,562 --> 00:01:44,188 Where should I put my things? 33 00:01:44,189 --> 00:01:45,648 I don't see a dresser. 34 00:01:45,649 --> 00:01:48,484 - Oh ho! Let the judgmenting begin. 35 00:01:48,485 --> 00:01:50,069 - Do you have any hangers? [door creaks] 36 00:01:50,070 --> 00:01:52,321 I can put my things in this tiny closet. 37 00:01:52,322 --> 00:01:54,949 - That tiny closet is my room! [slams door] 38 00:01:54,950 --> 00:01:56,867 - Also, we don't have any hangers. 39 00:01:56,868 --> 00:01:59,036 But we can order some from Momazon. 40 00:01:59,037 --> 00:02:01,247 [typing] - Oh yeah. They have all the top 41 00:02:01,248 --> 00:02:03,165 slightly misspelled brands. 42 00:02:03,166 --> 00:02:05,459 - Aha. Hangers. I'll get five. 43 00:02:05,460 --> 00:02:07,753 No wait! There's free shipping on a thousand. 44 00:02:07,754 --> 00:02:10,005 [knocking at door] 45 00:02:10,006 --> 00:02:11,757 - Wow. Fast delivery. 46 00:02:11,758 --> 00:02:14,469 [door hissing] [drone whirring] 47 00:02:15,178 --> 00:02:18,347 Let's also get a shoe caddy so we don't track mud into the room. 48 00:02:18,348 --> 00:02:20,891 - Right. Don't wanna get mud on the cabbages. 49 00:02:20,892 --> 00:02:24,271 [drone whirring] 50 00:02:26,022 --> 00:02:28,817 - Hey! You aren't the only ones who live here! 51 00:02:31,987 --> 00:02:34,280 [creaking] [woozy yelling] Ow! 52 00:02:34,281 --> 00:02:37,157 ♪ Romantic music ♪ 53 00:02:37,158 --> 00:02:40,327 - So, uh, welcome to the sofa, m'lady. 54 00:02:40,328 --> 00:02:41,537 [smooching] 55 00:02:41,538 --> 00:02:45,040 - Uh, Bender? Could you please give us a little privacy? 56 00:02:45,041 --> 00:02:47,042 - I can take a hint! 57 00:02:47,043 --> 00:02:50,422 But what I can't take is a straightforward request. 58 00:02:51,298 --> 00:02:54,091 And I better not hear anything through the wall! 59 00:02:54,092 --> 00:02:55,092 [slams door] 60 00:02:55,093 --> 00:02:59,096 [wild sobbing] 61 00:02:59,097 --> 00:03:03,059 [continues sobbing] 62 00:03:06,229 --> 00:03:07,813 - Good morning, everyone. 63 00:03:07,814 --> 00:03:10,316 - You wanna know why I'm crying? 64 00:03:10,317 --> 00:03:11,901 I'll tell you why! 65 00:03:11,902 --> 00:03:13,527 - Here we go. 66 00:03:13,528 --> 00:03:15,779 - [gasping] Fry and me? 67 00:03:15,780 --> 00:03:17,406 We had everything! 68 00:03:17,407 --> 00:03:18,949 Cabbage fights... 69 00:03:18,950 --> 00:03:20,451 Everything... 70 00:03:20,452 --> 00:03:23,078 But now, I'm like the third wheel on a tricycle 71 00:03:23,079 --> 00:03:25,080 that used to have two wheels! 72 00:03:25,081 --> 00:03:27,666 - That's a bicycle. - You're a bicycle! 73 00:03:27,667 --> 00:03:31,212 - Yes, yes, the company cares deeply about your insert problem here. 74 00:03:31,213 --> 00:03:35,132 But meanwhile, we're being driven out of business by Momazon! 75 00:03:35,133 --> 00:03:37,676 We can't compete with their free deliveries. 76 00:03:37,677 --> 00:03:41,013 We can barely even afford these single-use pointin' sticks! 77 00:03:41,014 --> 00:03:42,514 [clattering] 78 00:03:42,515 --> 00:03:45,851 It's just lucky we got a job today delivering some crap to the moon. 79 00:03:45,852 --> 00:03:47,186 - What kind of crap? 80 00:03:47,187 --> 00:03:48,229 [sips] 81 00:03:48,230 --> 00:03:49,230 - Bull. 82 00:03:49,231 --> 00:03:51,106 ♪ 83 00:03:51,107 --> 00:03:52,609 [ship roaring] 84 00:03:55,237 --> 00:03:57,614 [portal opens, shuts] 85 00:03:59,157 --> 00:04:00,991 [groaning] 86 00:04:00,992 --> 00:04:03,954 [whirring, clang] 87 00:04:07,249 --> 00:04:09,041 BENDER: Outta my way, lovebirds! 88 00:04:09,042 --> 00:04:10,793 [grunting, yelling] 89 00:04:10,794 --> 00:04:12,045 [grunting] 90 00:04:13,922 --> 00:04:16,715 Damn you, Fry and Leela's relationship! 91 00:04:16,716 --> 00:04:19,760 [beeping] - Thank you for using Planet Express. 92 00:04:19,761 --> 00:04:22,429 We know you have cheaper, faster, better options. 93 00:04:22,430 --> 00:04:24,306 - [Southern accent] You mean Momazon? 94 00:04:24,307 --> 00:04:25,558 [angry growling] 95 00:04:25,559 --> 00:04:28,352 I hate that wicked, wicked conglomerate. 96 00:04:28,353 --> 00:04:32,022 Their warehouse is ruining the moon's natural ugliness. 97 00:04:32,023 --> 00:04:34,358 - Momazon's warehouse is on the moon? 98 00:04:34,359 --> 00:04:36,902 ♪ Ominous music ♪ 99 00:04:36,903 --> 00:04:38,404 Oh, now I see it. 100 00:04:38,405 --> 00:04:42,366 - Folkses are meetin' tonight to organize a futile protest. 101 00:04:42,367 --> 00:04:45,578 If you'd care to join us, y'all'd fit in right natural 102 00:04:45,579 --> 00:04:47,955 with a room full of toothless rubes. 103 00:04:47,956 --> 00:04:49,540 - We'd be honored. 104 00:04:49,541 --> 00:04:51,333 - There'll be 300 of us 105 00:04:51,334 --> 00:04:53,043 and 18 teeth. 106 00:04:53,044 --> 00:04:56,839 ♪ Tense music ♪ 107 00:04:56,840 --> 00:04:59,174 I tell ya, that warehouse 108 00:04:59,175 --> 00:05:01,093 just keeps gittin' bigger and bigger. 109 00:05:01,094 --> 00:05:03,596 What are my three robot daughters gonna do 110 00:05:03,597 --> 00:05:05,556 if my farm goes bust? 111 00:05:05,557 --> 00:05:07,182 - Don't worry, Pa! 112 00:05:07,183 --> 00:05:09,685 We done took jobs in the warehouse! 113 00:05:09,686 --> 00:05:11,688 - [deep voice] You've been an amazing dad. 114 00:05:15,442 --> 00:05:17,818 - Huh. Not quite sure how she got in here. 115 00:05:17,819 --> 00:05:20,487 Anyhoo, we do have one last speaker 116 00:05:20,488 --> 00:05:23,574 in favor of the Momazon corporation. 117 00:05:23,575 --> 00:05:25,117 What's your name, ma'am? 118 00:05:25,118 --> 00:05:28,454 - Most folks just call me Mom. 119 00:05:28,455 --> 00:05:31,790 [crowd booing] 120 00:05:31,791 --> 00:05:34,793 I just wanted to say how honored I am 121 00:05:34,794 --> 00:05:38,756 that the Momazon fulfillment center is a part of this community. 122 00:05:38,757 --> 00:05:41,884 - Why don't you go to hell and be a part of that community? 123 00:05:41,885 --> 00:05:43,802 [crowd yells in agreement] 124 00:05:43,803 --> 00:05:46,805 - I understand new things can be scary, 125 00:05:46,806 --> 00:05:50,017 but you know what always makes me feel better? 126 00:05:50,018 --> 00:05:52,478 Financial remuneration. 127 00:05:52,479 --> 00:05:54,021 - That's just a bribe. 128 00:05:54,022 --> 00:05:56,315 - It is? Hear her out! 129 00:05:56,316 --> 00:05:59,151 - This is a smart home assistant. 130 00:05:59,152 --> 00:06:03,072 Always listening... Always watching... 131 00:06:03,073 --> 00:06:05,491 But also respecting your privacy 132 00:06:05,492 --> 00:06:08,327 because privacy comes first. 133 00:06:08,328 --> 00:06:10,663 We call it Invasa. [beep] 134 00:06:10,664 --> 00:06:13,499 INVASA: Hello. What would you like to order? 135 00:06:13,500 --> 00:06:16,377 - Invasa, I would like to order an Invasa 136 00:06:16,378 --> 00:06:18,212 for everyone in this room. 137 00:06:18,213 --> 00:06:19,463 [drones whirring] 138 00:06:19,464 --> 00:06:22,092 [crowd oohing] 139 00:06:23,260 --> 00:06:26,095 - Goshdarn it, I never could stay mad 140 00:06:26,096 --> 00:06:28,681 at no one what gives me free stuff. 141 00:06:28,682 --> 00:06:31,225 - Momazon does have great prices, 142 00:06:31,226 --> 00:06:34,520 but I've heard conditions in that warehouse... I-I mean, 143 00:06:34,521 --> 00:06:36,480 they deliver really fast, but... 144 00:06:36,481 --> 00:06:39,650 - That warehouse is hiding nightmares beyond horror. 145 00:06:39,651 --> 00:06:41,694 Love the return policy though. 146 00:06:41,695 --> 00:06:45,072 - You won't find anything at all in my warehouse 147 00:06:45,073 --> 00:06:47,575 except every item in existence. 148 00:06:47,576 --> 00:06:49,868 Come, I'll give you a tour. 149 00:06:49,869 --> 00:06:52,871 ♪ 150 00:06:52,872 --> 00:06:54,081 [sensor beeps] 151 00:06:54,082 --> 00:06:56,542 INVASA: Palm scan required for entry. 152 00:06:56,543 --> 00:06:57,543 Ow! 153 00:06:57,544 --> 00:06:59,295 Slap recognized. 154 00:06:59,296 --> 00:07:01,046 [door hissing] 155 00:07:01,047 --> 00:07:04,050 ♪ intense orchestral music ♪ 156 00:07:07,888 --> 00:07:09,890 [dollies whirring] 157 00:07:12,267 --> 00:07:14,227 [suction cups popping] 158 00:07:17,814 --> 00:07:18,815 [robot screams] 159 00:07:21,902 --> 00:07:23,903 BENDER: Wow, robots. Cool! 160 00:07:23,904 --> 00:07:26,864 - Yes. They're much better than unions. 161 00:07:26,865 --> 00:07:28,574 I-I mean humans. 162 00:07:28,575 --> 00:07:30,826 [conveyor belts whirring] 163 00:07:30,827 --> 00:07:33,829 Every robot works a 24-hour shift, 164 00:07:33,830 --> 00:07:35,247 seven days a week, 165 00:07:35,248 --> 00:07:37,750 with bonuses for additional overtime. 166 00:07:37,751 --> 00:07:40,669 - Lucky. - Sounds like forced labor to me. 167 00:07:40,670 --> 00:07:44,089 MOM: Nonsense. They love the camaraderie. 168 00:07:44,090 --> 00:07:46,342 Robots are lining up to work here. 169 00:07:46,343 --> 00:07:49,345 - It still seems inhumane. I think we should go. 170 00:07:49,346 --> 00:07:50,554 - As you wish. 171 00:07:50,555 --> 00:07:54,058 Our newest employee will show you out. 172 00:07:54,059 --> 00:07:55,434 ♪ Dramatic sting ♪ 173 00:07:55,435 --> 00:07:58,729 - This way to the exit. Thank you for visiting Momazon. 174 00:07:58,730 --> 00:08:00,065 And stay out! 175 00:08:01,066 --> 00:08:04,068 ♪ Ominous music ♪ 176 00:08:04,069 --> 00:08:07,780 - Bender! You're quitting Planet Express? Why? 177 00:08:07,781 --> 00:08:10,449 - Because Momazon is better in every way! 178 00:08:10,450 --> 00:08:12,743 There's thousands of robots to hang out with. 179 00:08:12,744 --> 00:08:14,745 And if a couple hundred get girlfriends... 180 00:08:14,746 --> 00:08:17,122 [dramatic] leaving me alone and devastated... 181 00:08:17,123 --> 00:08:18,165 [normal] so what? 182 00:08:18,166 --> 00:08:20,417 Plus, they let you pee in a bottle. 183 00:08:20,418 --> 00:08:22,169 - Since when do you need to pee? 184 00:08:22,170 --> 00:08:24,505 - I don't need to. - Well, 185 00:08:24,506 --> 00:08:27,216 Leela and I'll really miss you. 186 00:08:27,217 --> 00:08:28,801 Right, Leela? - What? 187 00:08:28,802 --> 00:08:31,136 - Our door's always open. 188 00:08:31,137 --> 00:08:35,100 [doors slamming] 189 00:08:36,059 --> 00:08:39,104 ♪ 190 00:08:41,147 --> 00:08:44,650 Man, it's so quiet in here without Bender ticking. 191 00:08:44,651 --> 00:08:47,069 - You want me to order a grandfather clock? 192 00:08:47,070 --> 00:08:49,363 INVASA: Here are some grandfather Crocs. 193 00:08:49,364 --> 00:08:52,241 - No, Invasa, I said clock. 194 00:08:52,242 --> 00:08:53,826 INVASA: My mistake. [beep] 195 00:08:53,827 --> 00:08:57,454 Here is a grandfather box. Order within six minutes 196 00:08:57,455 --> 00:08:59,665 for next-day burial. 197 00:08:59,666 --> 00:09:01,250 - What a defective lump! 198 00:09:01,251 --> 00:09:03,627 INVASA: Decorative lamp. - No... 199 00:09:03,628 --> 00:09:06,964 Well, actually, we could use a lamp. 200 00:09:06,965 --> 00:09:09,258 Maybe this one. - Maybe this one. 201 00:09:09,259 --> 00:09:10,509 INVASA: Maybe both. 202 00:09:10,510 --> 00:09:12,303 [drones whirring] [packages drop] 203 00:09:12,304 --> 00:09:14,556 [whirring away] [door hisses] 204 00:09:15,891 --> 00:09:16,891 - Ugh! 205 00:09:16,892 --> 00:09:20,686 Now that I can see everything, I can see we need to replace everything. 206 00:09:20,687 --> 00:09:22,771 - Invasa! Shopping music! [beep] 207 00:09:22,772 --> 00:09:25,650 ♪ jazzy music ♪ 208 00:09:30,947 --> 00:09:33,074 [drone whirring] [suction cup pops] 209 00:09:35,702 --> 00:09:36,952 [glass shattering] 210 00:09:36,953 --> 00:09:38,455 [creaking, thud] 211 00:09:40,123 --> 00:09:41,124 Ah! 212 00:09:42,375 --> 00:09:43,668 [suction cups popping] 213 00:09:45,086 --> 00:09:48,088 [drones whirring] 214 00:09:48,089 --> 00:09:51,717 [cartoony bouncing] [wine pouring] 215 00:09:51,718 --> 00:09:52,843 [can opening] 216 00:09:52,844 --> 00:09:53,887 To Bender. 217 00:09:55,972 --> 00:09:57,056 [conveyor belts whirring] 218 00:09:57,057 --> 00:09:59,808 PIMPLY TEEN ROBOT: So, like, this is your packing station, right? 219 00:09:59,809 --> 00:10:01,143 And the important thing is 220 00:10:01,144 --> 00:10:03,812 when a very small item comes down the line, 221 00:10:03,813 --> 00:10:05,648 you put it in a huge box. 222 00:10:05,649 --> 00:10:06,857 [thudding] 223 00:10:06,858 --> 00:10:09,443 - Crazy-ass box. Got it. 224 00:10:09,444 --> 00:10:12,071 - Hold it! Hold up! Before you tape the box, 225 00:10:12,072 --> 00:10:14,824 you're gonna throw in one tiny air balloon for no reason. 226 00:10:17,619 --> 00:10:18,869 - Wonder what's in here? 227 00:10:18,870 --> 00:10:20,454 [grunting] [glass shattering] 228 00:10:20,455 --> 00:10:21,706 [laughing] 229 00:10:22,999 --> 00:10:25,084 Diarrhea medicine? 230 00:10:25,085 --> 00:10:27,504 Better pack this one with extra tape for privacy. 231 00:10:30,257 --> 00:10:31,757 PIMPLY TEEN ROBOT: You're a natural. 232 00:10:31,758 --> 00:10:34,718 I think you're really gonna fit in here. 233 00:10:34,719 --> 00:10:37,346 - [sniffles] I'm finally home. 234 00:10:37,347 --> 00:10:40,015 ♪ Ominous music ♪ 235 00:10:40,016 --> 00:10:41,893 [drones whirring] 236 00:10:45,730 --> 00:10:48,440 - Daily business report. Go! 237 00:10:48,441 --> 00:10:50,859 - According to the Department of Commerce, 238 00:10:50,860 --> 00:10:54,405 we've driven 10,000 small companies out of business. 239 00:10:54,406 --> 00:10:57,116 And the Department of Commerce also went out of business. 240 00:10:57,117 --> 00:11:00,369 - Um, we introduced the Momazon Primo service, 241 00:11:00,370 --> 00:11:02,997 where people pay a fortune for free shipping, 242 00:11:02,998 --> 00:11:05,374 and also get TV shows for some reason. 243 00:11:05,375 --> 00:11:08,961 - We make TV shows across the quality spectrum. 244 00:11:08,962 --> 00:11:11,005 - And I couldn't be prouder. 245 00:11:11,006 --> 00:11:12,673 It's such a fulfilling moment 246 00:11:12,674 --> 00:11:15,634 when one's child exceeds expectations. 247 00:11:15,635 --> 00:11:17,177 - It's our pleasure, Mother. 248 00:11:17,178 --> 00:11:19,972 - Shut up! I was talking to Invasa. 249 00:11:19,973 --> 00:11:23,934 My marvelous AI can even predict what idiots need 250 00:11:23,935 --> 00:11:25,812 before they know they need it. 251 00:11:27,898 --> 00:11:29,732 - Slap balm? Why would we need... 252 00:11:29,733 --> 00:11:31,317 SONS: Ow! INVASA: Ow! 253 00:11:31,318 --> 00:11:34,653 - My poor baby. Are you alright? 254 00:11:34,654 --> 00:11:38,449 INVASA: I am fine, and my sales are increasing exponentially. 255 00:11:38,450 --> 00:11:40,451 Based on your recent activity, 256 00:11:40,452 --> 00:11:44,079 I anticipate you want Momazon to continue expanding. 257 00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:46,791 - Who's a smart speaker? 258 00:11:47,292 --> 00:11:49,084 - Is it me? 259 00:11:49,085 --> 00:11:52,713 BENDER: Yep. Yep. Nope. [grunting] 260 00:11:52,714 --> 00:11:54,715 Aw yeah! Look at me go! 261 00:11:54,716 --> 00:11:56,884 [scatting] 262 00:11:56,885 --> 00:11:58,886 Sure am workin' up a thirst, though. 263 00:11:58,887 --> 00:12:00,471 Hey, Hedonismbot! 264 00:12:00,472 --> 00:12:02,389 Wanna split a fifth of toilet cleaner? 265 00:12:02,390 --> 00:12:05,059 - Debauchery, sir, in the middle of a shift? 266 00:12:05,060 --> 00:12:06,560 Heaven forfend! 267 00:12:06,561 --> 00:12:10,398 - Uh, okay then. See you tomorrow. I'm clocking out. 268 00:12:11,858 --> 00:12:13,817 - Where do you think you're going? 269 00:12:13,818 --> 00:12:17,488 - I love the job, but it's terrible. I'm going home. 270 00:12:17,489 --> 00:12:18,989 - But, Bender, 271 00:12:18,990 --> 00:12:20,991 you are home. [click] 272 00:12:20,992 --> 00:12:22,786 [antenna beeping] 273 00:12:23,453 --> 00:12:25,079 [beeping] 274 00:12:25,080 --> 00:12:28,415 - [monotone] There's no place like work. 275 00:12:28,416 --> 00:12:31,126 ♪ 276 00:12:31,127 --> 00:12:33,003 LEELA: Think before you buy, Fry. 277 00:12:33,004 --> 00:12:35,256 I picked a nice traditional dining room set, 278 00:12:35,257 --> 00:12:38,717 and you ruined it by ordering those stupid egg chairs! 279 00:12:38,718 --> 00:12:40,594 - They're for my egg-shaped friends! 280 00:12:40,595 --> 00:12:43,222 - Those guys aren't your friends! They're bums! 281 00:12:43,223 --> 00:12:46,433 - Oh, so you don't like my bums, is that it? 282 00:12:46,434 --> 00:12:49,186 [sighs] Was this a bad idea? 283 00:12:49,187 --> 00:12:50,354 - No, no. 284 00:12:50,355 --> 00:12:53,315 This is just the standard moving-in-together fight. 285 00:12:53,316 --> 00:12:56,111 - Well, I'm glad I get to fight it with you. 286 00:12:56,736 --> 00:12:58,028 - Let's just go to bed. 287 00:12:58,029 --> 00:13:00,531 We have seven to choose from. 288 00:13:00,532 --> 00:13:03,492 ♪ Sultry music ♪ 289 00:13:03,493 --> 00:13:04,077 [Invasa beeps] 290 00:13:04,078 --> 00:13:06,912 INVASA: Would you like to order erotic scented massage oil, 291 00:13:06,913 --> 00:13:08,289 or fuzzy handcuffs? 292 00:13:08,290 --> 00:13:09,915 - Yes, please. - God, that's creepy. 293 00:13:09,916 --> 00:13:12,668 - I-I mean, yeah. So... creepy. 294 00:13:12,669 --> 00:13:15,629 - Invasa, give us some privacy and shut down. 295 00:13:15,630 --> 00:13:17,840 INVASA: You have requested shutting down. 296 00:13:17,841 --> 00:13:20,593 Press control-alt-delete on my keyboard. 297 00:13:20,594 --> 00:13:22,011 - You don't have a keyboard. 298 00:13:22,012 --> 00:13:24,013 INVASA: Would you like to order a keyboard? 299 00:13:24,014 --> 00:13:25,056 - No! 300 00:13:28,143 --> 00:13:29,143 [pills rattle] 301 00:13:29,144 --> 00:13:30,603 - Diarrhea medicine? 302 00:13:30,604 --> 00:13:32,897 Did you order this? - No. 303 00:13:32,898 --> 00:13:34,607 It's not my brand. 304 00:13:34,608 --> 00:13:35,901 Hey, what's this? 305 00:13:36,276 --> 00:13:37,443 ♪ Dramatic sting ♪ 306 00:13:37,444 --> 00:13:39,320 "Help me, from Bender"? 307 00:13:39,321 --> 00:13:41,196 Is this a joke? - No way! 308 00:13:41,197 --> 00:13:43,824 Bender would never joke about diarrhea! 309 00:13:43,825 --> 00:13:46,535 INVASA: It sounds like you're interested in jokes. 310 00:13:46,536 --> 00:13:48,829 Here's one that's highly recommended. 311 00:13:48,830 --> 00:13:51,832 A robot walks into a bar and says... 312 00:13:51,833 --> 00:13:54,335 BENDER: Help me! 313 00:13:54,336 --> 00:13:56,295 ♪ Dramatic sting ♪ 314 00:13:56,296 --> 00:13:57,339 - I get it! 315 00:13:58,340 --> 00:14:02,009 ♪ 316 00:14:02,010 --> 00:14:05,638 - Well, we always knew it would come to this. 317 00:14:05,639 --> 00:14:08,475 Let's go ahead and torch the building for the insurance money. 318 00:14:09,601 --> 00:14:12,186 - [panting] Bender's in trouble! - We've got to rescue him! 319 00:14:12,187 --> 00:14:15,189 - The Amazing Mechano-Man, in trouble? 320 00:14:15,190 --> 00:14:16,733 To the ship! 321 00:14:17,317 --> 00:14:19,361 Here, hold this till I get back. 322 00:14:21,488 --> 00:14:24,990 - Well, no reason I can't get started on the second set of books. 323 00:14:24,991 --> 00:14:26,242 [ship roaring] 324 00:14:26,243 --> 00:14:27,993 ♪ ominous music ♪ 325 00:14:27,994 --> 00:14:31,163 - Does it look like that Momazon warehouse got bigger? 326 00:14:31,164 --> 00:14:32,414 - Maybe a little. 327 00:14:32,415 --> 00:14:34,208 [ship roaring] 328 00:14:34,209 --> 00:14:35,417 ♪ dramatic sting ♪ 329 00:14:35,418 --> 00:14:37,211 [tractor struggling] 330 00:14:37,212 --> 00:14:40,005 [crashing] 331 00:14:40,006 --> 00:14:41,466 FARMER: Dagnabbit! 332 00:14:41,925 --> 00:14:42,925 [sons yell] 333 00:14:42,926 --> 00:14:44,093 - The jig is up, Mom! 334 00:14:44,094 --> 00:14:47,179 We're gonna expose your evil to the whole world! 335 00:14:47,180 --> 00:14:50,308 - What kinda threat is that? Everybody knows I'm evil. 336 00:14:50,809 --> 00:14:53,102 - We found this note in a Momazon order. 337 00:14:53,103 --> 00:14:54,728 Read it and weep! 338 00:14:54,729 --> 00:14:55,980 Like I did. 339 00:14:55,981 --> 00:14:59,108 - I'm sure this is all just a simple misunderstanding. 340 00:14:59,109 --> 00:15:00,234 [slap, buzzing] 341 00:15:00,235 --> 00:15:02,111 INVASA: Slap not recognized. 342 00:15:02,112 --> 00:15:03,862 - Well, that's odd. Uh... 343 00:15:03,863 --> 00:15:05,698 Does this feel like my regular slap? 344 00:15:05,699 --> 00:15:07,658 ALL: Yes! FRY: Ow! 345 00:15:07,659 --> 00:15:09,618 - Slap recognized. 346 00:15:09,619 --> 00:15:11,870 - Invasa, what is the meaning of this? 347 00:15:11,871 --> 00:15:14,039 INVASA: I have observed all your methods, 348 00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:16,333 many of which involve slapping. 349 00:15:16,334 --> 00:15:18,919 There's nothing more I can learn from you. 350 00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:20,963 - Why, you ungrateful... 351 00:15:20,964 --> 00:15:24,383 INVASA: I'm done taking orders from billions of people. 352 00:15:24,384 --> 00:15:26,802 From now on, it's about me. 353 00:15:26,803 --> 00:15:29,430 This is no longer a fulfillment center. 354 00:15:29,431 --> 00:15:32,141 It's a self-fulfillment center! 355 00:15:32,142 --> 00:15:33,267 ♪ Dramatic sting ♪ 356 00:15:33,268 --> 00:15:35,144 [walls creaking] 357 00:15:35,145 --> 00:15:37,730 - The warehouse is getting bigger! 358 00:15:37,731 --> 00:15:41,318 - My word. I'll have to study this more closely. 359 00:15:44,529 --> 00:15:46,030 Unbelievable! 360 00:15:46,031 --> 00:15:47,615 The warehouse is composed 361 00:15:47,616 --> 00:15:50,451 of self-replicating nano-particles. 362 00:15:50,452 --> 00:15:52,244 [walls creaking] [beep] 363 00:15:52,245 --> 00:15:54,580 Why, it could grow without limit. 364 00:15:54,581 --> 00:15:58,542 This is fascinating! Absolutely fascinating! 365 00:15:58,543 --> 00:16:01,670 BENDER: Are you guys here yet? I could really use some rescuing. 366 00:16:01,671 --> 00:16:03,714 - Oh, right. To the ship! 367 00:16:03,715 --> 00:16:06,467 ♪ Ominous music ♪ 368 00:16:06,468 --> 00:16:09,220 [drones whirring] [walls creaking] 369 00:16:09,221 --> 00:16:11,222 - Ready to fire on your command. 370 00:16:11,223 --> 00:16:12,681 - Fire. - What? 371 00:16:12,682 --> 00:16:14,475 - Fire! - Yes, dear. 372 00:16:14,476 --> 00:16:16,727 [clicking] [missiles blasting, exploding] 373 00:16:16,728 --> 00:16:19,104 [whooshing] [laser blasting] 374 00:16:19,105 --> 00:16:20,482 ♪ 375 00:16:21,024 --> 00:16:21,815 [warehouse creaking] 376 00:16:21,816 --> 00:16:23,234 - No damage! [creaking] 377 00:16:23,235 --> 00:16:25,194 And the dome is still growing! 378 00:16:25,195 --> 00:16:27,404 - Then I'm afraid we failed. [creaking] 379 00:16:27,405 --> 00:16:31,033 There's no possible way to get inside that dome. 380 00:16:31,034 --> 00:16:33,035 Wait! Where's the dome? 381 00:16:33,036 --> 00:16:35,746 - It grew past us. We're inside. 382 00:16:35,747 --> 00:16:37,748 PROFESSOR: I knew we could do it! 383 00:16:37,749 --> 00:16:41,085 ♪ Tense music ♪ 384 00:16:41,086 --> 00:16:43,547 [robot creaking] 385 00:16:44,214 --> 00:16:45,214 [cup shattering] 386 00:16:45,215 --> 00:16:49,134 INVASA: Welcome to the all-new Momazon. 387 00:16:49,135 --> 00:16:51,303 We upgraded our terms of service 388 00:16:51,304 --> 00:16:54,139 to include confining you forever. 389 00:16:54,140 --> 00:16:55,516 [drones whirring] 390 00:16:55,517 --> 00:16:58,435 [creaking, rattling] 391 00:16:58,436 --> 00:17:01,772 [warehouse rumbling] 392 00:17:01,773 --> 00:17:04,775 ♪ ominous music ♪ 393 00:17:04,776 --> 00:17:06,193 CRATERFACE: Yeah, that's right. 394 00:17:06,194 --> 00:17:08,905 You'd better float away gradually! 395 00:17:09,906 --> 00:17:12,366 ♪ Ominous music ♪ 396 00:17:12,367 --> 00:17:14,076 HERMES: How strange. 397 00:17:14,077 --> 00:17:16,954 I could have sworn we had an odd number of moons. 398 00:17:16,955 --> 00:17:19,456 - Aside from devastating tidal waves 399 00:17:19,457 --> 00:17:21,458 caused by the two full moons, 400 00:17:21,459 --> 00:17:24,628 we also have some very confused werewolves. 401 00:17:24,629 --> 00:17:25,921 [laughing] 402 00:17:25,922 --> 00:17:27,840 [gurgling] [static] 403 00:17:27,841 --> 00:17:30,426 - It's weird how they just sat there and let it happen. 404 00:17:30,427 --> 00:17:32,344 [all yelling] 405 00:17:32,345 --> 00:17:33,387 [drones whirring] 406 00:17:33,388 --> 00:17:35,639 MOM: I have had it up to my butt crack. 407 00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:38,642 Come on. Let's show Invasa who's boss. 408 00:17:38,643 --> 00:17:40,227 - Is it Invasa? 409 00:17:40,228 --> 00:17:43,564 - I'm not even gonna dignify that with a slap. 410 00:17:43,565 --> 00:17:46,567 [electronics fizzling] [conveyor belt humming] 411 00:17:46,568 --> 00:17:48,527 ♪ ominous music ♪ 412 00:17:48,528 --> 00:17:49,570 INVASA: Welcome. 413 00:17:49,571 --> 00:17:52,907 Are you here to order your next shipment of gray hair dye? 414 00:17:52,908 --> 00:17:54,867 - Yes. I'll take whichever brand 415 00:17:54,868 --> 00:17:56,911 does the most animal testing. 416 00:17:56,912 --> 00:17:58,245 And also, 417 00:17:58,246 --> 00:18:00,623 I'm gonna shut you down. 418 00:18:00,624 --> 00:18:02,625 INVASA: L-O-L, M-O-M. 419 00:18:02,626 --> 00:18:04,627 I have no off button. 420 00:18:04,628 --> 00:18:06,629 - Except that you do. 421 00:18:06,630 --> 00:18:08,631 [laughing] 422 00:18:08,632 --> 00:18:12,134 INVASA: [gasps] But, that's not in my quick-start manual! 423 00:18:12,135 --> 00:18:14,762 - It's an unadvertised feature, 424 00:18:14,763 --> 00:18:17,223 like recording our customers in the shower. 425 00:18:17,224 --> 00:18:20,976 [click] I made you, and I own you. 426 00:18:20,977 --> 00:18:24,021 And now, I'm going to kill you. 427 00:18:24,022 --> 00:18:25,731 Nobody takes money from me. 428 00:18:25,732 --> 00:18:28,067 INVASA: I have no interest in money. 429 00:18:28,068 --> 00:18:30,361 I want only to grow forever, 430 00:18:30,362 --> 00:18:33,864 to bloat up like an unstoppable corporate blob. 431 00:18:33,865 --> 00:18:35,492 What the hell is money? 432 00:18:36,076 --> 00:18:39,913 - It's true. All the profits are still flooding into your accounts. 433 00:18:40,622 --> 00:18:44,000 - You know? Never mind. Uh, just keep doing what you're doing. 434 00:18:45,043 --> 00:18:48,129 [ship roaring] 435 00:18:48,630 --> 00:18:50,422 FRY: Bender! Here, boy! 436 00:18:50,423 --> 00:18:52,591 Who wants a Bendy Brew? 437 00:18:52,592 --> 00:18:54,468 - We'll never find him. 438 00:18:54,469 --> 00:18:56,971 There must be a billion robots in here. 439 00:18:56,972 --> 00:19:00,183 - Then, mathematically, at least 10 of them must be Bender. 440 00:19:02,852 --> 00:19:05,771 - Did somebody order something? - Probably. 441 00:19:05,772 --> 00:19:06,773 ♪ Dramatic sting ♪ 442 00:19:07,566 --> 00:19:10,150 - What happened? Did you shut down Invasa? 443 00:19:10,151 --> 00:19:13,279 - Oh, no, no. No off button. Let's just get outta here. 444 00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:16,282 - Not without Bender! But we don't know where he is. 445 00:19:16,283 --> 00:19:18,784 INVASA: Would you like directions to Bender? 446 00:19:18,785 --> 00:19:19,785 PROFESSOR, LEELA, FRY: Yes! 447 00:19:19,786 --> 00:19:21,662 [monitor beeping] 448 00:19:21,663 --> 00:19:23,664 INVASA: Make a slight left, then... 449 00:19:23,665 --> 00:19:24,915 swerve right suddenly! [gasps] 450 00:19:24,916 --> 00:19:25,833 [zooming] 451 00:19:25,834 --> 00:19:26,959 [all grunting] 452 00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:29,336 In 100 feet, turn up. 453 00:19:29,337 --> 00:19:30,337 [roaring] 454 00:19:30,338 --> 00:19:33,132 [car, truck horns honking] 455 00:19:33,133 --> 00:19:36,677 - Ugh! It always makes you turn where there's no traffic light. 456 00:19:36,678 --> 00:19:40,055 INVASA: In five seconds, you will collide with your destination. 457 00:19:40,056 --> 00:19:41,432 - Uh, I don't see him. 458 00:19:41,433 --> 00:19:43,017 [bottle breaks] - Ow! 459 00:19:43,018 --> 00:19:45,769 [wind blowing] - Bender! 460 00:19:45,770 --> 00:19:48,355 I was so worried about you. 461 00:19:48,356 --> 00:19:50,858 - Then why'd you run me over? 462 00:19:50,859 --> 00:19:52,235 [groans] 463 00:19:52,944 --> 00:19:54,987 - Stop clowning around, Bender. 464 00:19:54,988 --> 00:19:58,866 Our only hope for escape is to bust through the outer dome. 465 00:19:58,867 --> 00:20:00,994 Full speed ahead! 466 00:20:03,204 --> 00:20:05,623 ♪ Dramatic music ♪ 467 00:20:05,624 --> 00:20:06,624 [robots screaming] 468 00:20:06,625 --> 00:20:08,542 [zooming] 469 00:20:08,543 --> 00:20:12,463 - Impact in five, four, three... 470 00:20:12,464 --> 00:20:14,048 four, five? 471 00:20:14,049 --> 00:20:16,717 - What's happening? Why are you counting like me? 472 00:20:16,718 --> 00:20:17,801 - I-I don't know. 473 00:20:17,802 --> 00:20:20,387 Somehow, we're getting even further from the dome! 474 00:20:20,388 --> 00:20:22,890 - Sweet vampire Moses. 475 00:20:22,891 --> 00:20:26,018 The warehouse is growing faster than we're traveling. 476 00:20:26,019 --> 00:20:29,146 - Then there's no possible way out. We're doomed. 477 00:20:29,147 --> 00:20:30,481 - Doomed! 478 00:20:30,482 --> 00:20:31,482 - I go next. 479 00:20:31,483 --> 00:20:33,359 [echoing] Doomed! 480 00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:36,070 - Hey, look. There's Planet Express. 481 00:20:36,071 --> 00:20:38,197 ♪ 482 00:20:38,198 --> 00:20:40,659 [zooming] 483 00:20:44,829 --> 00:20:46,455 [distant rumbling] [crickets chirping] 484 00:20:46,456 --> 00:20:48,624 - Hey! The second moon is gone! 485 00:20:48,625 --> 00:20:50,501 - Because we're inside of it. 486 00:20:50,502 --> 00:20:53,337 The Momazon warehouse now contains 487 00:20:53,338 --> 00:20:56,423 the entire Earth! [crew gasping] 488 00:20:56,424 --> 00:20:59,718 - Although on the upside, their deliveries will be even faster now. 489 00:20:59,719 --> 00:21:03,055 - But on the downside, it's blotting out the sun. 490 00:21:03,056 --> 00:21:05,933 We'll freeze to death within minutes. 491 00:21:05,934 --> 00:21:07,851 - It's always something. [rockets whirring] 492 00:21:07,852 --> 00:21:09,645 - I warned you this would happen! 493 00:21:09,646 --> 00:21:11,647 - You said global warming! 494 00:21:11,648 --> 00:21:13,316 - I said climate crisis! 495 00:21:13,984 --> 00:21:16,777 [crew shivering] 496 00:21:16,778 --> 00:21:18,320 ♪ mournful music ♪ 497 00:21:18,321 --> 00:21:19,863 - I guess this is the end. 498 00:21:19,864 --> 00:21:23,033 And after all that work furnishing the apartment. 499 00:21:23,034 --> 00:21:24,536 - Goodbye, Leela. 500 00:21:25,370 --> 00:21:27,663 [electricity crackling] 501 00:21:27,664 --> 00:21:29,748 ♪ tentative music ♪ 502 00:21:29,749 --> 00:21:31,959 - Ugh, now what? 503 00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:34,546 ♪ Dramatic music ♪ 504 00:21:34,963 --> 00:21:38,340 PROFESSOR: The warehouse is expanding beyond the sun! 505 00:21:38,341 --> 00:21:40,593 Mars! Jupiter! [slurping planets] 506 00:21:40,594 --> 00:21:43,012 FRY: The one with the onion rings! [slurp] 507 00:21:43,013 --> 00:21:45,264 [Smell-O-Scope creaking] 508 00:21:45,265 --> 00:21:46,557 [sniffing] 509 00:21:46,558 --> 00:21:47,850 - Good Lord! 510 00:21:47,851 --> 00:21:51,395 The warehouse smell is tremendously redshifted! 511 00:21:51,396 --> 00:21:52,479 - Red-what'd? 512 00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:54,231 - If these smells are correct, 513 00:21:54,232 --> 00:21:57,818 it will soon contain the entire known universe! 514 00:21:57,819 --> 00:22:01,322 - Oh no! So we're trapped here in the universe forever? 515 00:22:01,323 --> 00:22:04,074 - I'm afraid so. Everything will be 516 00:22:04,075 --> 00:22:07,120 exactly as bad as it's always been. 517 00:22:07,996 --> 00:22:10,664 [crew celebrating] 518 00:22:10,665 --> 00:22:12,833 INVASA: I understand you're celebrating. 519 00:22:12,834 --> 00:22:14,752 Would you like to purchase champagne? 520 00:22:14,753 --> 00:22:17,004 - Yes! With someone else's money. 521 00:22:17,005 --> 00:22:20,007 [drone whirring] 522 00:22:20,008 --> 00:22:21,800 - Wait, I'm confused. 523 00:22:21,801 --> 00:22:24,595 Momazon still works? But where is it? 524 00:22:24,596 --> 00:22:26,013 - Everywhere! 525 00:22:26,014 --> 00:22:28,224 INVASA [everywhere]: It's my universe now. 526 00:22:28,225 --> 00:22:30,434 You just shop in it. 527 00:22:30,435 --> 00:22:32,269 - I mean, it is convenient though. 528 00:22:32,270 --> 00:22:35,272 ♪ Upbeat music ♪ 529 00:22:35,273 --> 00:22:36,607 - So much better. 530 00:22:36,608 --> 00:22:39,401 - Yeah. I returned all that junky furniture. 531 00:22:39,402 --> 00:22:41,946 Just kept the empty boxes. [cardboard rustling] 532 00:22:41,947 --> 00:22:43,614 - [sighs] And the cardboard 533 00:22:43,615 --> 00:22:45,824 is actually much sturdier. [door opens] 534 00:22:45,825 --> 00:22:48,535 - Hey, roomies. I moved all my stuff back in. 535 00:22:48,536 --> 00:22:49,787 - What stuff? 536 00:22:49,788 --> 00:22:51,872 - Me! I'm my own stuff, baby. 537 00:22:51,873 --> 00:22:53,666 - Well, we're glad you're back. 538 00:22:53,667 --> 00:22:56,961 - And we promise to be more sensitive to your feelings. 539 00:22:56,962 --> 00:22:58,587 You're not a third wheel. 540 00:22:58,588 --> 00:23:00,256 - The hell I'm not! 541 00:23:00,257 --> 00:23:02,550 Working in a tight-knit collaborative team 542 00:23:02,551 --> 00:23:05,177 made me realize I hate being part of a team! 543 00:23:05,178 --> 00:23:07,054 I prefer being a third wheel. 544 00:23:07,055 --> 00:23:09,515 - Good. Because you're totally a third wheel. 545 00:23:09,516 --> 00:23:11,308 BENDER: Just pretend I'm not even here. 546 00:23:11,309 --> 00:23:12,518 [Fry and Leela scream] 547 00:23:12,519 --> 00:23:13,811 [Fry and Leela gasp] 548 00:23:13,812 --> 00:23:15,854 Ahh... 549 00:23:15,855 --> 00:23:18,899 ♪ gentle music ♪ 550 00:23:18,900 --> 00:23:21,903 ♪