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[announcer]
<i>Welcome to Boston for</i>
<i>the 2017 AFC Championship game</i>

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<i>between</i>
<i>the New England Patriots</i>
<i>and the Pittsburgh Steelers.</i>

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<i>New England wins the toss</i>

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<i>here at Gillette Stadium</i>
<i>in Foxborough, Massachusetts.</i>

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Game's about to start!

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<i>These two teams</i>
<i>fighting for the right</i>
<i>to play down in Houston.</i>

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Hey, game's about to start.
Everyone to your spots.

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I got my tea.
Somebody get the guacamole.

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We didn't make guacamole.
Chips with no guac!

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I can't believe
we have to do this.
It's our tradition.

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Trish, you're in
the dining room.
Get the magazine.

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You were reading the magazine.

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I can't see from in here!

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There you go.
Yeah. Oh, thanks.

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I'm going to my chair.
Betty!

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What?
I'm standing next to it.

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Just get on the ladder.

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Get up on the ladder!
All right! Here I am.

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Ladder!

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I'm on the ladder.

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I think
it's a fun tradition.

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Yeah, 'cause you're sitting
on the couch, drinking tea.

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Yeah, sipping.
Drinking is vulgar.
I sip.

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Lou, I have to tell you,

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this really doesn't affect
the outcome of the game.

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It's just a silly superstition.

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Well, what happened
in week eight?

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Well, I was standing
on the ladder
fixing a lightbulb

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that was flickering
and driving me crazy.

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Exactly. You were up
on the ladder at kickoff.

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Trish was in the dining room
reading her magazine,

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Maura was drinking tea--
Sipping.

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And I spilled the chips.
And what happened?

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We beat the Bills.

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[scoffs] We killed the Bills.

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We killed the Bills.

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Why chance it?
[Trish]
She's got a point.

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Oh! There's Tom.

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[women gasp]
[Lou] Oh,
what a beautiful man.

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[Trish] Gorgeous.
[Maura] Oh, my goodness.

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[Lou]
He's so well-hydrated.

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[speaking Spanish]

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I prefer Gronkowski
these days.

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We know, Trish.
We've all read
your Gronk erotica.

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It's not erotica.

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It's fan fiction.

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Very sexy fan fiction.

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No kidding.

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[cup clatters]
Oh, my God!

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Oh! Get her a new tea!

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I was distracted.
Trish, get her a new tea!

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Sorry, guys!
It's almost kickoff!

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[Trish]
It's not hot!
Just use the faucet!

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I-I prefer it hot. Okay?

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Maura, I've got your tea.
Lou! The chips!

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Oh, shit, the chips!
Kickoff in two, one--

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[announcer]
<i>It's kickoff!</i>

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[crowd on TV cheer]

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[women cheering]

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Well--
Oh, nice work!

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[laughing]

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["Get Down On It" playing]

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[announcer] <i>Touchback.</i>
<i>Tom Brady comes out.</i>

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<i>Once again,</i>
<i>33rd postseason appearance.</i>

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<i>The hold by Ryan Allen.</i>

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<i>Cardona snaps it back.</i>
<i>The kick is good.</i>

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All right! Okay!
Brady completes.

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All right. Okay.
We're on the board.
That's good.

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Third and long!
This is our song!

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Third and long!
This is our song!

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Yes!
[whoops]

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♪ <i>We've got it all</i>
<i>In store for you</i> ♪

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♪ <i>From the Berkshires</i>
<i>To the shore</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Mayflower Auto Mart and more</i> ♪

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Oh, man!

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She's new. She is pretty.

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Oh, she's just
a knockoff of you.

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You're the original
Mayflower Girl.

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You're just as beautiful now
as you were back then.

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Oh, God. Thank you.
Yes.

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You know what it cost me
to look like this?

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[laughs]
A fortune.

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["Get Down On It" continues]

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Give 'em the curse.
Okay.

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[Betty] Hands!

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[announcer]
<i>Third and goal.</i>
Breath!

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<i>A hike to the 19...</i>

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[cheering]

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Okay, a toast.

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To the man who brought us
all here: Tom Brady.

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Who never gives up,
no matter what he's up against.

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May the hand of fate
continue to bless him
with perfect spirals

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and the confidence
to stand tall in the pocket.

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To Tom.
To Tom!

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To Tom.
To Tom.

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To Tom!
And to our quarterback,

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the woman
who brought us together

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and made this our tradition.

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No, I didn't plan
on all this.

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[Maura] Here we go.
This is it.

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Five, four, three, two, one,

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Tom Brady!

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[whooping]

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We're going
to the Super Bowl!
Good job.

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We did it!
[sighs] Oh, boy.

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[Lou, Betty sigh]
So, I suppose

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that gives us two weeks
to plan the Super Bowl party.

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Shall we all
bring appetizers?
Why not?

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Can I bring Carl?

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You know,
things are getting serious.

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[Maura] Who is he again?
[Betty] The handsome one.

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[Maura] They're all handsome.

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What if we went?

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Oh, Trish,
you fall in love faster
than any other human on Earth.

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Well, we can't all be
with the same man
for 50 years, Betty.

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[Betty] Fifty-one.

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Let's all go
to the Super Bowl.

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Oh, no, Lou,
we've looked into this.

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We-- We can't afford it.

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No, the tickets, the hotels,
it's too expensive.

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Two years ago,
I could've paid
for us all to go.

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But I divorced Ralph
two weeks before the playoffs.
[Betty] Oh, geez.

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Boy, do I regret that.

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The divorce?
No, he was terrible.

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But the game was amazing.
[sobs]

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[sniffling]

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Maura!

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Oh, Maura.

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Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.

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It's just that every time
I hear that word "divorce,"

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I just think of Francisco.
You know?

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Oh, Maura. No, no.

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Your husband
didn't divorce you.

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He died.
[sniffles]

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It's the same thing.

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I'm serious.
Let's go to the Super Bowl.

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The Super Bowl is no place
for four old women.

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This could be Tom's last one.

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He's almost 40.

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That's like 80 in people years.

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Yeah, we're 80
in people years.
Exactly!

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If Tom Brady can make it
to the Super Bowl,

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so can we.

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I'd like to clarify,
I'm not in my 80s.

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Neither am I.

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<i>...on this</i>
<i>momentous occasion.</i>

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<i>We are gonna do</i>
<i>something insane</i>
<i>for our Pats Nation.</i>

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Oh, it's Nat and Pat.
I love those guys.
[Pat] <i>That's right.</i>

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<i>We're gonna have</i>
<i>a Super Bowl ticket giveaway.</i>
<i>Aw, baby!</i>

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<i>Our four lucky fans</i>
<i>will get to travel</i>
<i>down to Houston</i>

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<i>to see the Pats</i>
<i>take on the Falcons.</i>

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[Nat] <i>Just call the hotline.</i>
<i>Call the hotline,</i>
<i>leave us a message.</i>

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<i>Tell us your story.</i>

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<i>Explain to us why</i>
<i>you deserve those tickets</i>

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<i>better than anybody else.</i>
<i>Yeah.</i>

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<i>And we're gonna announce</i>
<i>the winner</i>

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<i>to our listeners</i>
<i>at the Super Bowl.</i>

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That's how we go!
It's a numbers game.

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[Nat]
<i>This is not a numbers game.</i>

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<i>So don't leave us</i>
<i>a thousand messages.</i>

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<i>We don't want 'em.</i>
<i>Please!</i>

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<i>We just wanna hear</i>
<i>your story.</i>

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<i>And who knows?</i>

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<i>Maybe we'll see you</i>
<i>in Houston!</i>
<i>Houston!</i>

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See? He said
the best story wins.

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We've got a great story.

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We're the biggest
Pats fans there are.

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We love Tom Brady.

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And we're all
over 80 years old!

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I'm 75.

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So, let's experience
a Super Bowl.

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Because this might be
our last chance.

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God, that's morbid.
Well, we gotta work
with what we got.

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We're gonna do this.
Bring it in.

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Yeah. Yeah.
Bring it, bring it.

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Yes. Oh, yes.
Yeah, I'm in.

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Super Bowl on three.

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One, two, three.
Super Bowl! [laughs]

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Hello, my name is Betty--
Elizabeth Bachman.

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Look, I crunched the numbers
and based on your viewership,

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my friends and I have
about a .00013% chance here.

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So, I realize that
the probability

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of me winning this contest
is very, very low...
[Betty's husband] Honey!

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...but I used to be a professor
of applied mathematics at MIT,

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back when there were
only two other women
in the whole department,

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so I'm used to
the odds being against me.

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Honey?
I have to run to class.

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Have you seen my watch?

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It's on the mantel
over the fireplace.

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You're also gonna need pants.

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Pants? Oh.

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Right.
What would I do without you?

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I just really need
this trip.

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Thank you very much.

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Oh. What do you think
of my-- my paper?

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I'm gonna submit it
to the journal.

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Look, I love
your principal points, I do,

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but the whole paper right now
is rather confusing.

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And you can't expect
people to understand

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unless you weave
the concepts together
a bit better and--

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Pants.

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Yep, pants. Right.

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Hi. My name is Maura,

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and my friends and I
are die-hard Pats fans.

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Which wasn't always the case
growing up in Oregon,

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where my mother
was a lumberjack--
That's great,

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but if we want
the advantage here,

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it has to sound like
a real story.

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So let's keep it believable.
Right?

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All right. Sure, Maura.
Okay.

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But she really was
a lumberjack.

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[resident] Being bullied in
elementary school was hard.

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And then when
middle school came,
things got much worse.

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Much, much worse.

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And my mom started
picking on me too--
Uh-- Uh--

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Don't make it so sad.

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It's about the best story wins,
not the saddest story.

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Okay?

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Thank you.

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[resident 2] Hello?

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Yes.
Uh, my name is Maura,

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and my three friends
and I are dying.
Thank you.

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Okay. Bye-bye.

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We're-- We're dying
to go to the Super Bowl.

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Oh, right.
Yeah.

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Oopsie.
Mmm.

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Yeah.

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Hey, Maura.

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Thank you for including me
in all of this.

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This is a lot of fun.

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Oh, good. [chuckles]

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Hey, do you think
you could round up
some more residents?

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Because some of
these performances
aren't helping our odds.

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You got it.

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Thanks, Mick.

236
00:10:02,470 --> 00:10:04,539
<i>I mean, this guy</i>
<i>is like Caesar.</i>
<i>No, he's perfect.</i>

237
00:10:04,672 --> 00:10:06,006
<i>And he's like Genghis Khan.</i>

238
00:10:06,140 --> 00:10:09,276
[Lou] "My friends and I
are die-hard"-- No, no.

239
00:10:09,410 --> 00:10:14,815
"My best friends and I
are die-hard Pats fans.

240
00:10:14,949 --> 00:10:19,053
We're all ladies over 80
who love Tom Brady.

241
00:10:21,989 --> 00:10:24,992
Twenty years ago,
we didn't know anything"--

242
00:10:25,126 --> 00:10:26,160
No, no, no.

243
00:10:26,727 --> 00:10:29,029
"It was 16 years ago.

244
00:10:29,163 --> 00:10:31,799
<i>I'd just finished</i>
<i>my last round of chemo,</i>

245
00:10:31,932 --> 00:10:35,436
<i>and my three best friends</i>
<i>had come over to cheer me up."</i>

246
00:10:35,570 --> 00:10:37,104
How about some TV?

247
00:10:37,238 --> 00:10:38,339
Mmm.

248
00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:40,908
[cheering]

249
00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:42,476
[announcer]
<i>So third down and ten now.</i>

250
00:10:42,611 --> 00:10:45,346
<i>Big play for the Patriots.</i>
I can't change the channels.

251
00:10:45,479 --> 00:10:47,681
Oh, I can do it.
[chuckles]

252
00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:50,552
[announcer continues]

253
00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:51,952
Yeah, it's not working.

254
00:10:52,086 --> 00:10:54,255
Remote's been acting funny.

255
00:10:54,388 --> 00:10:55,356
I got it.

256
00:10:55,489 --> 00:10:56,690
[announcer]
<i>Shaun Ellis, 92...</i>

257
00:10:56,824 --> 00:10:57,892
[volume increases]
<i>...was carrying...</i>
Oh!

258
00:10:58,025 --> 00:10:59,093
[Maura] What do I do?
What do I do?

259
00:10:59,226 --> 00:11:01,630
Don't hit it.
I already hit it.

260
00:11:01,762 --> 00:11:02,696
[shouting]
Unplug it.

261
00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:03,797
Hold on.

262
00:11:03,931 --> 00:11:05,199
<i>Two minutes left in this game.</i>

263
00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:06,601
<i>Drew Bledsoe is out.</i>

264
00:11:06,734 --> 00:11:08,637
<i>They're gonna have to go</i>
<i>with their backup QB.</i>

265
00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:12,139
<i>Tom Brady, the second-year</i>
<i>quarterback from</i>
<i>the University of Michigan.</i>

266
00:11:12,273 --> 00:11:13,374
Who's that?

267
00:11:13,508 --> 00:11:15,776
<i>I think anybody could tell</i>
<i>by looking at Bledsoe...</i>

268
00:11:15,910 --> 00:11:17,278
He is cute.

269
00:11:17,411 --> 00:11:18,779
Oh, I'll watch this.

270
00:11:20,414 --> 00:11:21,749
I can turn myself down.

271
00:11:21,882 --> 00:11:23,284
[announcer continues]

272
00:11:23,417 --> 00:11:26,253
[Lou] <i>"Maybe it was luck,</i>
<i>maybe it was destiny,</i>

273
00:11:26,387 --> 00:11:27,755
<i>but at that moment,</i>

274
00:11:27,888 --> 00:11:31,892
<i>the Patriots'</i>
<i>backup quarterback</i>
<i>got called off the bench."</i>

275
00:11:32,026 --> 00:11:33,827
[Betty] <i>I think</i>
<i>that has to be so difficult.</i>

276
00:11:33,961 --> 00:11:35,296
<i>Oh, my God.</i>

277
00:11:35,429 --> 00:11:36,997
[Lou] <i>"We eventually</i>
<i>got the remote working,</i>

278
00:11:37,131 --> 00:11:39,400
<i>and one week of football</i>
<i>became two."</i>

279
00:11:39,534 --> 00:11:43,437
You know, for a game
where a bunch of guys
just smash into each other,

280
00:11:43,572 --> 00:11:44,805
it's really very complicated.

281
00:11:44,939 --> 00:11:46,140
There are so many patterns,

282
00:11:46,273 --> 00:11:48,008
and if you analyze the data,
you will find--

283
00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:50,477
We're just starting
to enjoy it, Betty.

284
00:11:50,612 --> 00:11:52,079
Don't make it about math.

285
00:11:52,213 --> 00:11:53,247
Oh. Okay.

286
00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:56,317
[Lou] <i>"And two weeks</i>
<i>became a season."</i>

287
00:11:58,385 --> 00:11:59,787
[all exclaiming]

288
00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:03,324
<i>"Tom and the Patriots</i>
<i>went on to win</i>
<i>the Super Bowl that year.</i>

289
00:12:03,457 --> 00:12:06,695
<i>And I, well, I'm still here,</i>
<i>thanks to my team."</i>

290
00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:09,664
And to Lou,
our quarterback.
[screams]

291
00:12:09,797 --> 00:12:11,232
[laughing]
You didn't!

292
00:12:11,365 --> 00:12:14,368
[Lou] <i>"And just like that,</i>
<i>we had a new tradition.</i>

293
00:12:14,502 --> 00:12:18,472
<i>That's why</i>
<i>it would mean the world to us</i>
<i>to win these tickets."</i>

294
00:12:18,607 --> 00:12:20,074
[Pat]
<i>What are we talking about?</i>

295
00:12:20,207 --> 00:12:21,809
[Nat] <i>All right, Pat.</i>
<i>Look, I'm glad you asked.</i>

296
00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:24,111
<i>Tonight is the end</i>
<i>of our ticket giveaway,</i>

297
00:12:24,245 --> 00:12:26,548
<i>and we have received</i>
<i>a record number of submissions.</i>

298
00:12:26,681 --> 00:12:29,049
<i>But, hey, look, you still got</i>
<i>as about a good a chance</i>

299
00:12:29,183 --> 00:12:31,686
<i>as being the 199th draft pick</i>

300
00:12:31,852 --> 00:12:33,187
<i>and going on to become</i>

301
00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:35,789
<i>the four-time, soon to be</i>
<i>five-time, Super Bowl champ.</i>

302
00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:37,391
<i>We need one</i>
<i>for the thumb here.</i>

303
00:12:37,525 --> 00:12:39,493
[Pat] <i>Or you could still try</i>
<i>and buy your tickets online,</i>

304
00:12:39,628 --> 00:12:41,630
<i>but for four tickets,</i>
<i>you'd have to sell your car.</i>

305
00:12:41,762 --> 00:12:43,230
<i>Well, not your car.</i>
<i>Yeah.</i>

306
00:12:43,364 --> 00:12:44,999
<i>My car's garbage.</i>
My-- [groans]

307
00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:46,433
<i>In your case...</i>

308
00:12:46,568 --> 00:12:48,869
"My best friends and I
are die-hard Pa"-- [groans]

309
00:12:49,003 --> 00:12:51,138
This isn't gonna work.

310
00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:54,408
[sighs]
Oh, what do I do, Tom?

311
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:00,481
[chuckles]

312
00:13:01,382 --> 00:13:02,783
What do I do?

313
00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:08,122
[whispering] Let's go.

314
00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:20,968
<i>CarMax of Andover,</i>
<i>how can I help you?</i>

315
00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:22,970
Lou, what's going on?

316
00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:24,773
You're acting very strange, Lou.

317
00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:26,140
[Lou] Just keep your eyes shut.

318
00:13:26,273 --> 00:13:28,610
Lou, I've got to
get home before dinner.

319
00:13:28,743 --> 00:13:30,110
It's craps night.

320
00:13:30,244 --> 00:13:31,513
You've got
your own house, Maura.

321
00:13:31,646 --> 00:13:33,748
Why are you still living
in a retirement center?

322
00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:35,816
Frank loved it very much.

323
00:13:36,417 --> 00:13:37,686
Okay, look.

324
00:13:37,818 --> 00:13:42,189
Oh! I love presents.
I love presents.

325
00:13:42,323 --> 00:13:43,090
Whoo!
Oh!

326
00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:44,825
Oh, my gosh.
What is happening?

327
00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:47,161
I wanted it to be a surprise,

328
00:13:47,294 --> 00:13:49,863
but all they had
were gender reveal boxes.

329
00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:51,332
Who's having a baby?

330
00:13:51,465 --> 00:13:52,634
No one.

331
00:13:52,767 --> 00:13:55,869
It's not a gender reveal.
It's just a reveal.

332
00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:57,104
Of what?

333
00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:58,238
[sighs]

334
00:13:59,507 --> 00:14:01,509
We won the tickets.
We're going to the Super Bowl.

335
00:14:01,643 --> 00:14:03,812
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
These are tickets.

336
00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:05,446
How did that happen?
How did that happen?

337
00:14:05,580 --> 00:14:08,482
Teamwork. I just did
what Tommy would do.

338
00:14:08,616 --> 00:14:11,885
Who cares how it happened?
We're going to the Super Bowl!

339
00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:13,487
Oh, my God!
[Betty] Oh, my God!

340
00:14:13,621 --> 00:14:14,723
[all exclaiming]

341
00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:16,423
[Pat]
<i>Welcome back to</i> Pats Nation.

342
00:14:16,558 --> 00:14:18,992
<i>The Super Bowl</i>
<i>is only three days away,</i>

343
00:14:19,126 --> 00:14:21,929
<i>and I am more excited</i>
<i>about this than my own wedding.</i>

344
00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:25,165
[Nat]
<i>I'm much more excited about it</i>
<i>than I was about your wedding.</i>

345
00:14:26,367 --> 00:14:29,069
[Trish] No, Carl.
I did not agree that
we could see other people.

346
00:14:29,203 --> 00:14:30,605
That's not dating.

347
00:14:30,739 --> 00:14:33,641
That's cheating,
and I'm done talking about it.

348
00:14:34,709 --> 00:14:36,811
I do not want to talk to you.

349
00:14:37,812 --> 00:14:41,181
[scoffs] I'm not interested
in anything you have to say.

350
00:14:41,315 --> 00:14:43,818
Wow, this chapter
is really good.

351
00:14:43,951 --> 00:14:45,119
Oh, it's so steamy.

352
00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:47,087
No, it's not finished.

353
00:14:47,822 --> 00:14:50,224
No. Not you, Carl.

354
00:14:50,792 --> 00:14:53,127
With you, it is finished.

355
00:14:53,961 --> 00:14:56,497
Oh, Lou, I need a hug.

356
00:14:56,631 --> 00:14:58,298
[sniffles] I need a hug.

357
00:15:00,802 --> 00:15:01,935
Oh, baby.

358
00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:03,904
You're too good
for that one anyway.

359
00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:06,541
Oh, God. I'm just...

360
00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:10,678
[sighs]
[chuckles]

361
00:15:10,812 --> 00:15:12,913
Betty's right. I-I'm--

362
00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:14,816
I have to stop
falling in love.

363
00:15:14,948 --> 00:15:17,585
No. You can fall in love.

364
00:15:17,719 --> 00:15:21,221
Just maybe wait till
you've known them
more than a week.

365
00:15:23,157 --> 00:15:24,759
Maybe I just stay home.

366
00:15:24,893 --> 00:15:26,126
And mope around? No.

367
00:15:26,260 --> 00:15:28,128
We're going to the Super Bowl

368
00:15:28,262 --> 00:15:30,765
to enjoy men
the way the Romans did:

369
00:15:30,899 --> 00:15:34,034
sweaty,
piled on top of one another.

370
00:15:34,168 --> 00:15:35,570
Tight pants.

371
00:15:36,738 --> 00:15:38,873
[chuckles] Okay.

372
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:43,611
[manager] So this one's
for your blood pressure.
It says take twice a day.

373
00:15:43,745 --> 00:15:45,547
And this one's for you
to go to sleep,

374
00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:49,149
so it's very important
you only take it
before bed, all right?

375
00:15:50,117 --> 00:15:51,853
I-- I'm sorry. What?

376
00:15:52,019 --> 00:15:54,556
This one is for
your blood pressure.

377
00:15:54,689 --> 00:15:56,190
Twice a day, okay?

378
00:15:56,323 --> 00:15:58,192
And this one
is to help you sleep.

379
00:15:58,325 --> 00:16:00,093
It's important
to take sleep seriously.

380
00:16:00,227 --> 00:16:03,531
But only take it
when you're ready for bed,
okay? Because... [exhales]

381
00:16:03,665 --> 00:16:06,233
All right, let me know
if you need anything else.

382
00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:16,544
Oh, before you leave,
have you finished
making the corrections?

383
00:16:16,678 --> 00:16:19,980
Honey, you really need
to take another pass at it.

384
00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:22,584
I mean, you need to
add your own voice.

385
00:16:22,717 --> 00:16:25,018
Well, you know my voice
better than I do.

386
00:16:25,152 --> 00:16:27,387
No, no, no. I don't.
I never did.

387
00:16:28,322 --> 00:16:29,858
Listen to me.
Okay.

388
00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:31,593
You can do it.

389
00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:33,728
Okay. I think so.

390
00:16:33,862 --> 00:16:35,095
Okay.

391
00:16:38,566 --> 00:16:39,934
Mind if I come in?

392
00:16:40,502 --> 00:16:42,369
I see your bags are packed.

393
00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:45,472
So where you headed?

394
00:16:46,039 --> 00:16:47,842
Super Bowl.

395
00:16:47,976 --> 00:16:49,744
Super Bowl. Really?
Yeah.

396
00:16:49,878 --> 00:16:51,011
No, you're kidding?
Mm-mmm.

397
00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:52,179
Oh, man.

398
00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:53,748
You know,
I used to play football.

399
00:16:53,882 --> 00:16:54,849
High school. Yeah.
Mmm?

400
00:16:54,983 --> 00:16:56,049
I was a wingback.

401
00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:57,552
A little undersized,

402
00:16:57,685 --> 00:16:59,988
but the coach always said
I had great feet.

403
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:03,090
My husband always said
that I had great feet.

404
00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:06,561
Mmm.
But he just
really liked feet.

405
00:17:06,694 --> 00:17:08,530
[chuckles]

406
00:17:12,734 --> 00:17:18,806
[stammering]
I heard that he passed away.

407
00:17:18,940 --> 00:17:20,440
Was it last year?

408
00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:22,844
Yeah.
Oh.

409
00:17:22,977 --> 00:17:23,978
Yeah.

410
00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:26,881
My wife, uh,
she passed away too.

411
00:17:27,015 --> 00:17:28,382
Oh, I'm so sorry.

412
00:17:28,516 --> 00:17:31,218
I'm so sorry.
You know,
these things happen.

413
00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:34,388
Hey.

414
00:17:35,489 --> 00:17:40,227
If you need someone
to accompany you
to the Super Bowl...

415
00:17:41,629 --> 00:17:42,730
Thank you so much,

416
00:17:42,864 --> 00:17:45,533
but I'm already
going with friends. Thank you.

417
00:17:46,801 --> 00:17:50,103
But, hey, there is a lot
going on in this place

418
00:17:50,237 --> 00:17:51,806
that you should explore.
Mm-hmm. Yep.

419
00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:53,240
There's-- No, really.

420
00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:56,711
There's pool aerobics.
There's, um...

421
00:17:56,844 --> 00:17:58,880
There's dancing.

422
00:17:59,013 --> 00:18:00,949
There's game night.
Yeah.

423
00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:03,785
Uh, lunch.
Yeah.

424
00:18:03,918 --> 00:18:05,185
Lately, I've...

425
00:18:06,721 --> 00:18:09,691
been realizing that
it's less about what you do,

426
00:18:09,824 --> 00:18:13,460
more about
who you do it with, you know?

427
00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:16,531
I look around this place, and...

428
00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:24,839
you're the only one
I really wanna be around,
you know?

429
00:18:24,973 --> 00:18:28,308
It seems like you got it
all figured out and...

430
00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:33,180
[snores]

431
00:18:36,851 --> 00:18:38,318
Talking to myself.

432
00:18:38,753 --> 00:18:41,022
[horn honking]

433
00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:43,091
Stop honking.
Betty hates it.

434
00:18:43,223 --> 00:18:44,525
She thinks it's bad manners.

435
00:18:44,659 --> 00:18:46,094
I know.
That's why I do it.

436
00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:47,795
[chuckles]
[horn honking]

437
00:18:47,929 --> 00:18:50,130
[Betty] You know,
you didn't have to
honk so many times.

438
00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:52,432
One toot is enough.

439
00:18:53,668 --> 00:18:54,736
Uh-- [sighs]

440
00:18:54,869 --> 00:18:56,704
This trunk is full.

441
00:18:56,838 --> 00:19:00,675
Lou, why didn't
we take your SUV?

442
00:19:00,808 --> 00:19:01,943
It's in the shop.

443
00:19:02,076 --> 00:19:03,544
Don't worry, Betty.

444
00:19:03,678 --> 00:19:05,546
This thing has plenty of room.

445
00:19:06,614 --> 00:19:08,181
It's a '93.
It is? It's--

446
00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:09,817
They don't make them
like this anymore.

447
00:19:09,951 --> 00:19:11,786
They don't make this model
like they used to.
Oh, boy.

448
00:19:11,919 --> 00:19:16,156
[Nat]
<i>We are a mere two days away</i>
<i>from the Super Bowl.</i>

449
00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:17,659
[Pat] <i>Yeah.</i>
<i>Houston better get ready.</i>

450
00:19:17,792 --> 00:19:19,694
<i>I think</i>
<i>they're gonna run out of beer.</i>

451
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:21,294
[Lou] Oh!
[Betty grunts]

452
00:19:21,428 --> 00:19:22,664
Tight brakes.

453
00:19:22,797 --> 00:19:24,398
[Trish]
What you want me to do?
Not stop?

454
00:19:24,532 --> 00:19:27,434
She's not answering.
I've called about ten times.

455
00:19:27,568 --> 00:19:28,736
Here, I'll get her.

456
00:19:28,870 --> 00:19:30,838
It's the truth.
Pacing will not help.

457
00:19:30,972 --> 00:19:32,607
Well, it can't hurt.

458
00:19:32,740 --> 00:19:33,473
Afternoon, Bill.

459
00:19:33,608 --> 00:19:35,009
Here he is. Here he is.

460
00:19:35,143 --> 00:19:36,176
Hey, ladies.
Yes. Hello.

461
00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:37,377
I'm sorry.
I went and checked,

462
00:19:37,512 --> 00:19:39,212
but Maura's sleeping.

463
00:19:39,881 --> 00:19:40,782
Please wake her up.

464
00:19:40,915 --> 00:19:42,182
Please just wake her up.

465
00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:44,317
We don't just
wake anyone up here.

466
00:19:44,451 --> 00:19:45,586
It's a very strict policy.

467
00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:47,855
It's part of
our core philosophy.

468
00:19:47,989 --> 00:19:50,323
We take sleep seriously.

469
00:19:52,126 --> 00:19:53,528
See?

470
00:19:54,095 --> 00:19:55,328
Oh! Uh--

471
00:19:56,631 --> 00:19:57,665
Excuse me.

472
00:19:57,799 --> 00:19:58,900
Excuse me.

473
00:19:59,967 --> 00:20:00,968
Excuse me.

474
00:20:01,102 --> 00:20:02,704
Mmm. Mm-mmm.
[Lou] Oh, damn it.

475
00:20:02,837 --> 00:20:05,139
Maura! Maura!
Oh, oh. Ladies. Seriously.

476
00:20:05,272 --> 00:20:06,406
Shh! Please, please.
Maura!

477
00:20:06,541 --> 00:20:08,042
Okay. Okay, we're going.
Thank you.

478
00:20:08,176 --> 00:20:09,443
We just had a moment.
Thank you.

479
00:20:09,577 --> 00:20:11,913
You guys are very fast.
That's a good sign.

480
00:20:13,181 --> 00:20:14,314
Where's Maura?

481
00:20:14,448 --> 00:20:15,783
She's sleeping,

482
00:20:15,917 --> 00:20:18,452
and the manager won't let us in
to wake her up.

483
00:20:18,586 --> 00:20:20,888
What do we do?
We're gonna miss our flight.

484
00:20:21,656 --> 00:20:23,423
I got it. I came prepared.

485
00:20:23,558 --> 00:20:25,193
There's no way
we're gonna make it. Where--

486
00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:26,661
[Lou] What are you doing?

487
00:20:28,596 --> 00:20:31,431
Are all your suitcases
just wigs?

488
00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:36,537
Let's go.

489
00:20:37,505 --> 00:20:39,040
So you still get
the cute little face,

490
00:20:39,173 --> 00:20:41,008
but you don't get
all the breathing problems.

491
00:20:41,142 --> 00:20:43,211
Oh, that is fascinating.

492
00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:45,312
Do you have any photos?

493
00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:47,014
Oh, yeah. Sure.

494
00:20:47,148 --> 00:20:49,183
All I have is pug photos.

495
00:20:49,316 --> 00:20:51,586
Look at this guy.
[gasps] Oh, look at that.

496
00:20:51,719 --> 00:20:53,121
That's Toffee...
Uh-huh.

497
00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:55,288
...and that's Bobby
right there.
Let me show you.

498
00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:56,724
Can I take you on a tour?

499
00:20:56,858 --> 00:20:58,092
[chef talking]

500
00:20:58,226 --> 00:21:00,393
Wow.
They have a cooking class.
Wow. Look at that chef.

501
00:21:00,528 --> 00:21:02,096
Maura was right.
It's Emeril in there.

502
00:21:02,230 --> 00:21:03,698
They have
absolutely everything here.

503
00:21:03,831 --> 00:21:05,933
She's been wanting me to take
a pottery class with her,

504
00:21:06,067 --> 00:21:08,035
but honestly, I can't
see myself throwing a pot.

505
00:21:08,169 --> 00:21:11,939
<i>I hope that you feel</i>
<i>like you used your time</i>
<i>with him wisely,</i>

506
00:21:12,073 --> 00:21:13,406
<i>because you lied</i>
<i>to him.</i>
Excuse me.

507
00:21:13,541 --> 00:21:15,710
Does anyone know
where Maura Martinez is?

508
00:21:15,843 --> 00:21:17,512
[shushing]

509
00:21:17,645 --> 00:21:19,446
[whispering]
Wait for the commercial.

510
00:21:20,214 --> 00:21:21,281
She's in her room.

511
00:21:21,414 --> 00:21:23,184
[shushing]

512
00:21:23,316 --> 00:21:24,619
Here, I'll take you.

513
00:21:24,752 --> 00:21:26,120
[shushing]

514
00:21:26,254 --> 00:21:27,454
[resident] Come on, man.

515
00:21:27,588 --> 00:21:28,923
[Betty whispering]
Thank you, sir. Thank you.

516
00:21:29,056 --> 00:21:30,357
[Lou] Sorry.
Yeah.

517
00:21:30,490 --> 00:21:31,993
[Mickey] <i>Well,</i>
<i>I think she's sleeping.</i>

518
00:21:32,126 --> 00:21:34,327
Well, thanks, um...
Mickey.

519
00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:35,797
Look, Mickey,

520
00:21:35,930 --> 00:21:38,833
our flight is leaving
in three hours and 23 minutes.

521
00:21:39,667 --> 00:21:41,468
I'll, uh--
Okay, well, I'll be here.

522
00:21:41,602 --> 00:21:43,137
I'll be right out here.
Maura?

523
00:21:43,271 --> 00:21:45,740
[Mickey] I'll just be
standing guard out here.
Maura? Oh!

524
00:21:45,873 --> 00:21:47,008
Maura? Maura?

525
00:21:47,141 --> 00:21:48,910
Honey, I can do this.
Ma-- Okay. All right.

526
00:21:49,043 --> 00:21:50,878
Maura. [shouting] Maura!

527
00:21:51,444 --> 00:21:52,947
She's got a pulse.

528
00:21:55,482 --> 00:21:57,852
I can't read that.
Sleeping pills.

529
00:21:58,418 --> 00:21:59,654
Oh. Get a wheelchair.

530
00:21:59,787 --> 00:22:01,255
Get a wheelchair.
Mickey?

531
00:22:01,388 --> 00:22:02,489
Oh, Mickey, good.
Yeah?

532
00:22:02,623 --> 00:22:05,126
Could you possibly
get us a wheelchair?

533
00:22:05,660 --> 00:22:07,628
A wheelchair?
Yeah.

534
00:22:07,762 --> 00:22:09,362
You're breaking her out,
aren't you?

535
00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:10,932
Well, no, we're actually--
We're going--

536
00:22:11,065 --> 00:22:13,801
No, you're breaking her out.
Okay. Yeah.

537
00:22:13,935 --> 00:22:16,938
Well, it figures
that she'd have
really cool friends.

538
00:22:17,071 --> 00:22:18,172
He's getting one.

539
00:22:18,973 --> 00:22:21,609
Take these with us.
They belong to her.

540
00:22:21,742 --> 00:22:24,078
This cash too.
Well, that--

541
00:22:24,212 --> 00:22:26,047
I'll give it to her
in the car.
All right.

542
00:22:26,180 --> 00:22:28,316
You'll witness it.
You'll see it.
Okay. I'm witnessing.

543
00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:29,851
[Lou] Is it clear?
Yeah, it's clear.

544
00:22:29,984 --> 00:22:31,418
Let's go. Let's go.
Okay.

545
00:22:31,552 --> 00:22:33,187
All clear.
Out of the way.
Out of the way.

546
00:22:33,321 --> 00:22:35,056
Go ahead. Go ahead.
Watch your feet.

547
00:22:35,189 --> 00:22:36,456
This way, to the left.

548
00:22:36,591 --> 00:22:37,992
To the left. Go, go, go.
Here we go. Here we go.

549
00:22:38,125 --> 00:22:39,560
[manager] That was
our deluxe garden suite,

550
00:22:39,694 --> 00:22:41,361
but you know
our resort is 60 and over,

551
00:22:41,494 --> 00:22:45,833
so you might have to wait
a few more years to qualify.
Oh. [chuckles]

552
00:22:45,967 --> 00:22:47,001
Hey!

553
00:22:48,102 --> 00:22:49,070
Go!
Where are you going?

554
00:22:49,203 --> 00:22:50,338
Stop right there.
Tony, wait.

555
00:22:50,470 --> 00:22:51,873
Do you even care
about my dogs?

556
00:22:52,006 --> 00:22:53,040
No, I don't.

557
00:22:53,608 --> 00:22:55,042
[Mickey] Go. Go. I got you.

558
00:22:55,176 --> 00:22:57,245
[Tony] Hey,
she's still sleeping.
Come back. Wait.

559
00:22:57,377 --> 00:23:02,149
[on PA] Ladies and gentlemen,
Pat Sajak from <i>Wheel of Fortune</i>
is in the house.

560
00:23:02,283 --> 00:23:05,753
Pat Sajak is here,
and he's signing autographs
right now.

561
00:23:05,887 --> 00:23:07,722
Pat Sajak.
Hey, Cecile.
What's going on?

562
00:23:07,855 --> 00:23:09,489
Where is the party at, huh?

563
00:23:09,624 --> 00:23:11,726
Oh, What's going on? Hey.
[Mickey]
There's Vanna here too.

564
00:23:13,861 --> 00:23:15,730
[Lou] Thank you, Mickey.
[Betty] Thank you so much.

565
00:23:15,863 --> 00:23:17,331
[Lou] Oh, Trish, there you are.

566
00:23:17,464 --> 00:23:18,398
Come on!

567
00:23:18,532 --> 00:23:19,834
[whooping]

568
00:23:19,967 --> 00:23:21,269
[Lou] We did it.

569
00:23:21,401 --> 00:23:23,804
Whoo!
[screams]

570
00:23:25,773 --> 00:23:27,642
Wh-What are we celebrating?

571
00:23:27,775 --> 00:23:29,409
[Lou] Oh, Maura.
[Trish] We broke you out.

572
00:23:29,543 --> 00:23:30,945
We're going
to the Super Bowl!

573
00:23:31,078 --> 00:23:34,181
[Lou] We're going to
the Super Bowl!
What? Oh!

574
00:23:34,315 --> 00:23:35,683
[whooping continues]

575
00:23:35,816 --> 00:23:38,853
[Lou] <i>We're going to</i>
<i>the Super Bowl.</i>

576
00:23:48,863 --> 00:23:50,231
[Betty] I'm starving.
[Trish gasps]

577
00:23:50,364 --> 00:23:52,934
Let's go to a bar.
I love bars.
No kidding.

578
00:23:53,067 --> 00:23:55,736
We're not going to a bar
so you can talk to men.

579
00:23:55,870 --> 00:23:58,438
Lou, I told you
I am not gonna flirt.

580
00:23:58,572 --> 00:24:00,775
I know this is a girls trip.

581
00:24:00,908 --> 00:24:02,677
Well, maybe I'll flirt.

582
00:24:02,810 --> 00:24:04,679
I don't think
I've ever flirted
in my whole life.

583
00:24:04,812 --> 00:24:07,882
[Trish] You can do it.
Okay. Okay.

584
00:24:13,054 --> 00:24:14,088
Hrishi?

585
00:24:16,657 --> 00:24:19,660
You have a nice head.

586
00:24:20,528 --> 00:24:21,796
Why, thank you.

587
00:24:22,530 --> 00:24:23,998
We'll work on it.
Okay.

588
00:24:24,131 --> 00:24:25,066
Yeah.

589
00:24:25,199 --> 00:24:27,568
[elevator dings]
[Lou] Oh, Erhan Suites.

590
00:24:27,702 --> 00:24:30,338
Is this great or what?

591
00:24:30,470 --> 00:24:32,707
And it's all
Super Bowl themed.

592
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:35,142
Yeah, but they only
gave us one room.

593
00:24:35,276 --> 00:24:37,611
And there's no more rooms
in the whole hotel.

594
00:24:37,745 --> 00:24:39,914
There's no more rooms
in the whole city.

595
00:24:40,047 --> 00:24:42,350
At least this one
has two beds.

596
00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:43,584
Be appreciative.

597
00:24:43,718 --> 00:24:45,152
Oh, look. There's Tom.

598
00:24:46,554 --> 00:24:49,190
Oh, he's much bigger
in real life.

599
00:24:49,323 --> 00:24:51,192
That's just a cardboard him.

600
00:24:52,660 --> 00:24:56,464
The real him is
at least twice that size.

601
00:24:56,597 --> 00:24:58,032
Oh, Tom.

602
00:24:58,165 --> 00:25:00,634
Make that pass. Make it.

603
00:25:00,768 --> 00:25:03,437
I'm taking this one.
He's cute.

604
00:25:03,571 --> 00:25:06,574
Maura! Who did you pick?

605
00:25:07,375 --> 00:25:09,410
[phone ringing]

606
00:25:09,543 --> 00:25:10,845
[groans]

607
00:25:16,384 --> 00:25:17,618
Hi. Hi.
Mmm?

608
00:25:17,752 --> 00:25:18,953
<i>Hey, Mom?</i>

609
00:25:19,086 --> 00:25:21,589
Um, hey, I just got a call
from the hospital

610
00:25:21,722 --> 00:25:24,358
saying they're trying
to reach you
and you're not answering.

611
00:25:24,492 --> 00:25:27,862
<i>They called me</i>
<i>as your emergency contact.</i>
<i>Is everything okay?</i>

612
00:25:27,995 --> 00:25:31,365
Yes, I'm fine.
Everything's fine.

613
00:25:31,499 --> 00:25:34,101
I-- I just had some tests done.

614
00:25:34,235 --> 00:25:35,770
They're calling...

615
00:25:36,771 --> 00:25:38,572
to go over them.

616
00:25:38,706 --> 00:25:40,808
[whispering]
Why are you whispering?

617
00:25:41,409 --> 00:25:43,577
[Lou] <i>I'm in a hotel room,</i>

618
00:25:43,711 --> 00:25:45,713
and the other girls
are sleeping.

619
00:25:45,846 --> 00:25:47,615
<i>W-Where are you?</i>

620
00:25:48,749 --> 00:25:50,217
Uh, New Hampshire.

621
00:25:50,351 --> 00:25:53,754
We took a little trip
to a bed-and-breakfast.

622
00:25:53,888 --> 00:25:55,256
<i>Oh, that sounds nice.</i>

623
00:25:55,389 --> 00:25:58,159
Um, Mom,
call your doctor back.
<i>Okay.</i>

624
00:25:58,292 --> 00:25:59,360
Night, sweetie.

625
00:25:59,493 --> 00:26:00,961
All right, love you. Night.

626
00:26:01,095 --> 00:26:02,329
Love you.

627
00:26:11,472 --> 00:26:12,807
I can't sleep.

628
00:26:13,307 --> 00:26:15,109
Me neither. [chuckles]

629
00:26:18,679 --> 00:26:20,247
I miss Frank.

630
00:26:22,016 --> 00:26:24,585
I miss sleeping next to him.

631
00:26:26,020 --> 00:26:27,955
Nighttime's the worst.

632
00:26:29,857 --> 00:26:34,829
I just lay there, awake,
thinking of him.

633
00:26:36,430 --> 00:26:39,100
I feel like
I'm just living in the past,

634
00:26:40,334 --> 00:26:42,203
and I can't move on.

635
00:26:42,970 --> 00:26:46,707
Maura, you're not
living in the past.

636
00:26:46,841 --> 00:26:49,511
You're right here with us.

637
00:26:49,643 --> 00:26:51,712
And we're here for you.

638
00:26:53,247 --> 00:26:55,683
I love you. [chuckles]

639
00:26:55,816 --> 00:26:57,918
Oh, I love you.

640
00:27:01,388 --> 00:27:06,528
Here, section 138, row 30,
seats four, five, six and seven.

641
00:27:06,660 --> 00:27:08,095
They're so shiny.

642
00:27:08,563 --> 00:27:09,897
Can I hold them?

643
00:27:11,232 --> 00:27:13,602
[Trish laughs] Oh!
[Lou] Oh! Uh-oh!

644
00:27:13,734 --> 00:27:15,169
Caught one.
We can't lose those.

645
00:27:15,302 --> 00:27:16,937
You're right.
Those are gold.

646
00:27:17,071 --> 00:27:19,206
Well, clearly, you shouldn't
be holding them, then.

647
00:27:19,340 --> 00:27:21,742
How many reading glasses
have you gone through this year?

648
00:27:21,876 --> 00:27:23,144
That doesn't count.

649
00:27:23,277 --> 00:27:26,013
Reading glasses
are designed to be lost.

650
00:27:29,350 --> 00:27:30,151
Okay, fine.

651
00:27:30,284 --> 00:27:33,020
Who's the most responsible one?

652
00:27:33,487 --> 00:27:34,421
Oh!

653
00:27:34,556 --> 00:27:35,956
Me.

654
00:27:36,090 --> 00:27:37,124
Okay.

655
00:27:38,926 --> 00:27:41,028
Good thing
I brought my strap-on.

656
00:27:42,329 --> 00:27:43,532
[Trish] Um... [laughs]

657
00:27:43,664 --> 00:27:44,865
...I don't think
that's what it's called.

658
00:27:44,999 --> 00:27:46,133
Sure it is. Look.

659
00:27:46,267 --> 00:27:48,335
You just strap...

660
00:27:49,870 --> 00:27:51,305
it on.
Wow.

661
00:27:51,438 --> 00:27:52,873
That's a fanny pack.

662
00:27:53,007 --> 00:27:54,808
Not if you don't wear it
around your fanny.

663
00:27:54,942 --> 00:27:58,179
If you wear it like this,
it's a strap-on.

664
00:27:58,746 --> 00:28:00,615
And I will keep them safe.

665
00:28:00,748 --> 00:28:02,049
Okay.

666
00:28:02,183 --> 00:28:05,085
Before we head out,
let's look at the agenda.

667
00:28:05,219 --> 00:28:07,788
First up,
the NFL Experience.

668
00:28:07,922 --> 00:28:09,591
Wait a minute,
"agenda" sounds like work.

669
00:28:09,723 --> 00:28:10,691
I love a good agenda.

670
00:28:10,824 --> 00:28:12,293
Let's go to a spa.
No.

671
00:28:12,426 --> 00:28:15,362
We didn't win these tickets
to go to a spa.

672
00:28:15,496 --> 00:28:17,231
We came here for football.

673
00:28:17,364 --> 00:28:20,367
We're going to have
the NFL experience.

674
00:28:21,302 --> 00:28:23,003
[crowd chattering]

675
00:28:25,540 --> 00:28:28,008
[Lou] I can't believe
we're actually here.

676
00:28:28,142 --> 00:28:29,910
I can't believe it.

677
00:28:33,113 --> 00:28:35,550
[Betty] Oh, my gosh.
This place is huge.

678
00:28:35,684 --> 00:28:37,718
Look at all the helmets.

679
00:28:37,851 --> 00:28:39,386
Oh, oh! I wanna get one
for my grandkids.

680
00:28:39,521 --> 00:28:42,389
[Lou] Oh, this is better
than my wildest dreams.

681
00:28:42,524 --> 00:28:43,457
Not mine.

682
00:28:43,592 --> 00:28:44,858
This morning, I had a dream

683
00:28:44,992 --> 00:28:47,562
I was going down
the Amazon River on a pickle

684
00:28:47,696 --> 00:28:49,997
with my papier-mâché children.

685
00:28:50,130 --> 00:28:52,032
There's so much here to do.

686
00:28:52,166 --> 00:28:54,703
Yeah, well, you don't need
a brochure to tell you that.

687
00:28:54,835 --> 00:28:56,003
You know what?
I've looked at this.

688
00:28:56,136 --> 00:28:57,905
If we wanna hit
all the booths,

689
00:28:58,038 --> 00:29:00,542
we have to average
under five minutes
for each one

690
00:29:00,675 --> 00:29:02,343
except, you know, the big--

691
00:29:03,777 --> 00:29:05,079
[sighs]

692
00:29:12,853 --> 00:29:15,089
[grunts]
[people cheering]

693
00:29:15,956 --> 00:29:17,491
[Tom Brady]
<i>Welcome to the QB Countdown.</i>

694
00:29:17,626 --> 00:29:21,128
<i>Let's see how many passes</i>
<i>you can complete in 45 seconds.</i>

695
00:29:21,262 --> 00:29:22,329
[Lou]
I'm good at this. Watch.

696
00:29:22,463 --> 00:29:23,931
[game referee] Next.
I know. I know.

697
00:29:24,064 --> 00:29:26,133
Oh, I thought you was
waiting on your grandson.

698
00:29:26,267 --> 00:29:28,035
Nope, I'm here to play.

699
00:29:28,168 --> 00:29:30,204
Well, good luck, Nana.

700
00:29:30,337 --> 00:29:32,106
I don't want you
to break anything.

701
00:29:32,239 --> 00:29:34,475
Hey, you sound confident.

702
00:29:34,609 --> 00:29:37,378
Would you like to
place a little wager on it?

703
00:29:37,512 --> 00:29:38,613
[scoffs]

704
00:29:39,514 --> 00:29:41,415
Ten bucks says
she won't hit
more than five.

705
00:29:41,549 --> 00:29:43,652
That's not a bet.

706
00:29:43,784 --> 00:29:46,420
She wins, she gets
your Falcons jersey.

707
00:29:48,055 --> 00:29:50,024
Deal.
Deal.

708
00:29:53,728 --> 00:29:55,129
There you go. Okay.

709
00:29:55,262 --> 00:29:57,131
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
[blows whistle]

710
00:29:57,264 --> 00:29:59,433
Technically,
we don't allow betting here.

711
00:29:59,567 --> 00:30:00,602
[Brady on PA] <i>Hey, Lou.</i>

712
00:30:00,735 --> 00:30:01,835
But they don't pay me that much,

713
00:30:01,969 --> 00:30:03,605
so let's see
how this plays out.

714
00:30:03,738 --> 00:30:05,372
[Brady] <i>Lou! Look up.</i>
Yeah. Let's see
how this plays out.

715
00:30:05,507 --> 00:30:08,543
<i>I'm up here.</i>
<i>I'm talking to you.</i>

716
00:30:08,677 --> 00:30:11,845
<i>Louella, don't worry about</i>
<i>how hard you throw it.</i>

717
00:30:11,979 --> 00:30:14,815
<i>It's all about</i>
<i>accuracy and touch.</i>

718
00:30:15,916 --> 00:30:17,151
All right, now. You're up.

719
00:30:17,885 --> 00:30:19,521
All right.
[game referee] All right.

720
00:30:20,789 --> 00:30:24,024
Ready. Set. Throw.

721
00:30:24,158 --> 00:30:25,527
[bystander] Come on, Granny!

722
00:30:25,660 --> 00:30:28,195
[crowd exclaiming]
Smoke 'em! Smoke 'em, Lou.

723
00:30:29,430 --> 00:30:31,465
Oh!
Hey, when are you
gonna start throwing?

724
00:30:31,599 --> 00:30:33,535
For Pete's sake.
Ma'am, would you
mind your business?

725
00:30:33,668 --> 00:30:36,036
I've never seen anything
like this in my life.

726
00:30:36,170 --> 00:30:37,772
Is there
a mute button for her?
Oh, oh, oh!

727
00:30:37,905 --> 00:30:39,574
Really?
I am terrified.

728
00:30:39,708 --> 00:30:42,042
Seriously, the eld--
Do you have anything else
to do with your life?

729
00:30:42,176 --> 00:30:43,844
Oh, you're killing him.
You're killing him.

730
00:30:43,977 --> 00:30:45,780
Ma'am, you are
stressing me out, okay?

731
00:30:45,913 --> 00:30:47,716
Oh, really?
Is it distracting?

732
00:30:47,848 --> 00:30:49,617
I hope so.
You dropped your multivitamin.

733
00:30:49,751 --> 00:30:51,018
Fancy footwork.
Look at that.

734
00:30:51,151 --> 00:30:52,520
Man, that is something.

735
00:30:52,654 --> 00:30:53,555
Whoo!

736
00:30:53,688 --> 00:30:54,955
Oh, my--
Will you back up?

737
00:30:55,089 --> 00:30:56,990
That's really unimpressive.
Oh, my goodness.

738
00:30:57,124 --> 00:30:58,760
Amazing!
Ma'am!

739
00:30:58,892 --> 00:31:01,529
[crowd] Six, five, four...
She's definitely
been day drinking.

740
00:31:01,663 --> 00:31:04,098
That's what her problem is.
...three, two, one!

741
00:31:04,231 --> 00:31:06,233
[buzzer sounds]
[crowd cheers]

742
00:31:06,367 --> 00:31:09,637
You did it! I told you.
I knew I'd make it.
I knew.

743
00:31:09,771 --> 00:31:10,938
That was incredible.

744
00:31:11,071 --> 00:31:12,339
Yeah, you, uh, you scored
over 20 points,

745
00:31:12,473 --> 00:31:14,074
which means you get
a free Super Bowl jersey.

746
00:31:14,208 --> 00:31:16,043
I want the Brady.
I want the Brady.

747
00:31:16,176 --> 00:31:17,911
What size are you?

748
00:31:19,046 --> 00:31:19,980
I'm not wearing that.

749
00:31:20,114 --> 00:31:21,081
We can go double or nothing

750
00:31:21,215 --> 00:31:22,316
if you want your jersey back.

751
00:31:22,449 --> 00:31:25,152
But if we win,
you gotta wear that.

752
00:31:25,285 --> 00:31:26,554
Fine.

753
00:31:26,688 --> 00:31:30,457
Trish, we're in Houston.
Can't we get some barbecue?

754
00:31:31,058 --> 00:31:32,861
Oh, your book! Look.

755
00:31:32,993 --> 00:31:33,927
[Trish gasps]

756
00:31:34,061 --> 00:31:35,530
They have it.
[chuckles]

757
00:31:35,663 --> 00:31:37,331
Look at-- Sign it.
My God.

758
00:31:38,465 --> 00:31:41,569
Come on. Really?
Yes. I have a pen.
It's here somewhere.

759
00:31:41,703 --> 00:31:42,903
You're bad.

760
00:31:44,338 --> 00:31:45,372
All right.

761
00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:48,075
Excuse me, what are you doing?

762
00:31:48,208 --> 00:31:51,178
Oh, I'm just
admiring these books.

763
00:31:51,311 --> 00:31:52,881
Uh, you're gonna have to
pay for that.

764
00:31:53,013 --> 00:31:55,048
She's signing it.

765
00:31:56,316 --> 00:31:59,286
You're--
You're Virginia Ledough?
Ledoux.

766
00:31:59,854 --> 00:32:01,188
Oh, my gosh.

767
00:32:01,321 --> 00:32:03,758
I sell so many copies
of your book.

768
00:32:03,892 --> 00:32:05,025
And I'm a personal fan.

769
00:32:05,159 --> 00:32:06,628
You know what?
You guys just go ahead.

770
00:32:06,761 --> 00:32:08,095
I'm gonna find some barbecue.

771
00:32:08,228 --> 00:32:09,997
I think it's outside.
I'll see you in a bit.

772
00:32:10,130 --> 00:32:11,599
Are you working on anything new?

773
00:32:11,733 --> 00:32:14,669
Actually, yeah.
I'm working on
a holiday-themed book.

774
00:32:14,803 --> 00:32:16,905
[gasps]
<i>I Gronk You</i>
<i>a Merry Christmas.</i>

775
00:32:17,037 --> 00:32:18,472
Can I preorder?

776
00:32:18,606 --> 00:32:19,808
Yeah, absolutely.

777
00:32:19,940 --> 00:32:23,076
Holidays are
a very sexual time for me.

778
00:32:24,278 --> 00:32:25,312
Wow.

779
00:32:25,814 --> 00:32:27,014
Uh, hello?

780
00:32:27,147 --> 00:32:28,382
[attendant]
Excuse me.

781
00:32:28,949 --> 00:32:30,852
Oh. Hi. Um...

782
00:32:30,984 --> 00:32:32,419
I'd like to get some wings.

783
00:32:32,554 --> 00:32:34,221
Oh, I'm sorry.
They're not for sale.

784
00:32:34,354 --> 00:32:36,490
This is a spicy wings contest.

785
00:32:36,925 --> 00:32:38,125
Really?
Yeah.

786
00:32:38,258 --> 00:32:39,993
But I must warn you,
it gets really intense.

787
00:32:40,127 --> 00:32:42,897
They got spices that sound like
they're from a horror film.

788
00:32:43,030 --> 00:32:44,431
Like what?
California Reaper...

789
00:32:44,566 --> 00:32:47,167
Whoa.
...ghost pepper,
Teddy Bears Picnic.

790
00:32:47,301 --> 00:32:48,703
Now, that one's the most scary

791
00:32:48,837 --> 00:32:50,705
'cause it sounds like
it's all warm and cuddly,

792
00:32:50,839 --> 00:32:54,174
but it's not.
It's really not.
Oh.

793
00:32:54,308 --> 00:32:56,109
Well, I could use
a little spice.

794
00:32:56,243 --> 00:32:57,545
This ain't no little spice.

795
00:32:58,278 --> 00:33:00,013
And this is his contest.

796
00:33:00,682 --> 00:33:01,616
Guy Fieri.

797
00:33:01,749 --> 00:33:02,917
[Betty, chuckling] Oh.

798
00:33:03,050 --> 00:33:04,418
I mean, look at him.

799
00:33:05,118 --> 00:33:06,688
He even looks spicy.

800
00:33:08,021 --> 00:33:08,923
I'm in.

801
00:33:09,056 --> 00:33:10,224
You sure?
Mm-hmm.

802
00:33:10,357 --> 00:33:11,960
I'm gonna need
your emergency contacts

803
00:33:12,092 --> 00:33:15,229
in case something happens.
Well, that would be
my husband, Mark.

804
00:33:15,362 --> 00:33:17,431
But don't call him.
Don't call him.

805
00:33:17,565 --> 00:33:19,834
[stammering] I don't want him
knowing I was doing this.

806
00:33:19,968 --> 00:33:22,202
If you black out,
you don't want me
to call your husband?

807
00:33:22,336 --> 00:33:25,172
No. Don't call him.
So who do
you want me to call?

808
00:33:26,708 --> 00:33:28,008
An ambulance?

809
00:33:28,776 --> 00:33:30,444
[cheering]

810
00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:39,721
Yay!

811
00:33:43,090 --> 00:33:44,626
Ladies and gentlemen!

812
00:33:44,759 --> 00:33:49,096
Are you ready for
the Spicy BBQ
Hot Wings Challenge?

813
00:33:49,229 --> 00:33:50,665
[crowd cheers]

814
00:33:50,798 --> 00:33:52,466
The rules are simple.

815
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:55,537
If you don't wanna
clear your seat,
you better handle the heat.

816
00:33:55,670 --> 00:33:57,672
You touch the milk, you're gone.

817
00:33:57,805 --> 00:34:01,208
Let's bring out
the pain train to Flavortown.

818
00:34:01,341 --> 00:34:04,746
In three, two, one.
Bring the pain.

819
00:34:04,879 --> 00:34:07,180
[crowd cheering]

820
00:34:09,784 --> 00:34:12,452
Oh, my God.
That's Betty!
Oh, my God.

821
00:34:12,587 --> 00:34:15,222
[Fieri]
This is the train to pain.

822
00:34:15,355 --> 00:34:16,925
Who can handle the heat?

823
00:34:17,057 --> 00:34:18,626
Hold it together.

824
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:19,928
Hang in there.

825
00:34:20,060 --> 00:34:21,996
Hang in there. Hang in there.

826
00:34:22,129 --> 00:34:23,831
[crowd exclaims]
Oh! You're gone.

827
00:34:23,965 --> 00:34:25,033
Go. Go. Go.

828
00:34:25,165 --> 00:34:26,868
Excuse me, Betty?

829
00:34:27,001 --> 00:34:30,103
You don't have to
eat it all.
It's okay. I'm hungry.

830
00:34:30,237 --> 00:34:31,573
I know her!

831
00:34:31,706 --> 00:34:33,273
"And it was then,

832
00:34:33,407 --> 00:34:37,244
on the hallowed turf
of Gillette Stadium,

833
00:34:37,377 --> 00:34:39,714
that Gronk took her,

834
00:34:39,847 --> 00:34:41,481
and she knew

835
00:34:41,616 --> 00:34:45,853
this was the best
a man could get."

836
00:34:50,024 --> 00:34:52,192
Thank you.
Thank you so much.

837
00:34:52,326 --> 00:34:54,662
This is all so unexpected.

838
00:34:54,796 --> 00:34:57,665
Uh, if I'm not mistaken,
Mrs. Ledoux,

839
00:34:57,799 --> 00:34:58,800
you are a multi-hyphenate.

840
00:34:58,933 --> 00:35:02,070
Aren't you
the original Mayflower Girl?

841
00:35:02,202 --> 00:35:03,303
[chuckles]
I love your book.

842
00:35:03,437 --> 00:35:05,205
Thank you.
[chuckles]

843
00:35:05,339 --> 00:35:07,609
Well, that was--
that was a long time ago.

844
00:35:07,742 --> 00:35:10,177
Well, beauty has
no expiration date.

845
00:35:11,278 --> 00:35:12,714
Dan O'Callahan.

846
00:35:15,449 --> 00:35:17,284
Oh, my God. That ring.

847
00:35:18,285 --> 00:35:20,021
Oh, my God. The fingernails.

848
00:35:20,888 --> 00:35:23,524
Football nails.
You've got two rings.
Yep.

849
00:35:23,658 --> 00:35:26,594
I have to assume
you-- you played.
I did.

850
00:35:26,728 --> 00:35:28,696
Two Super Bowls.
Two different teams.

851
00:35:28,830 --> 00:35:32,499
So, do I just call you
the Mayflower Girl?

852
00:35:32,634 --> 00:35:33,433
Patricia.

853
00:35:33,568 --> 00:35:34,969
[fan] Love your book.
Thank you.

854
00:35:35,103 --> 00:35:36,136
Saved our marriage.
Thanks.

855
00:35:36,269 --> 00:35:37,839
Wait a minute,
not Virginia?

856
00:35:38,940 --> 00:35:41,976
Uh, Virginia Ledoux
was the name of my poodle.

857
00:35:42,110 --> 00:35:45,980
Well, your poodle
must have a real thing
for football players.

858
00:35:46,114 --> 00:35:47,381
No.

859
00:35:48,215 --> 00:35:49,784
I do.

860
00:35:49,917 --> 00:35:50,985
Ladies and gentlemen,

861
00:35:51,119 --> 00:35:52,920
here we are
at the pinnacle of pain,

862
00:35:53,054 --> 00:35:54,555
the temple of heat.

863
00:35:54,689 --> 00:35:56,124
Our final round,

864
00:35:56,256 --> 00:35:58,793
Dal versus Betty.

865
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:01,461
Dal, how you feeling, bud?

866
00:36:01,596 --> 00:36:03,463
I'm feeling great, Guy--
All right. Great, Dal.

867
00:36:03,598 --> 00:36:05,133
And, Betty, everything okay?

868
00:36:05,265 --> 00:36:06,466
Yeah,
I'm just getting ready.

869
00:36:06,601 --> 00:36:08,435
All right.
Remember, embrace the spice.

870
00:36:08,569 --> 00:36:11,238
Lean into this. Don't fight it.
It only makes it harder.

871
00:36:11,371 --> 00:36:13,041
Okay.
You go big or you go home.

872
00:36:13,173 --> 00:36:14,575
Okay.
All right.

873
00:36:14,709 --> 00:36:18,412
All right.
For this final round,
Satan's Tongue.

874
00:36:18,546 --> 00:36:20,313
The most difficult wing
we have.

875
00:36:20,447 --> 00:36:23,785
And we're going
on three, two, one.

876
00:36:24,251 --> 00:36:25,485
Bring the heat!

877
00:36:25,620 --> 00:36:28,656
Dal gets a nice portion.
So does Betty.

878
00:36:28,790 --> 00:36:31,324
Dal with one--
Dal with one bite.

879
00:36:32,192 --> 00:36:33,427
Betty with two.

880
00:36:33,861 --> 00:36:34,862
Dal?

881
00:36:34,996 --> 00:36:36,164
Dal's not looking good.

882
00:36:36,296 --> 00:36:38,231
Dal's shaking.
Betty has another bite.

883
00:36:38,365 --> 00:36:40,200
Dal spits. Dal's out!

884
00:36:40,333 --> 00:36:42,870
Give it up
for our champ, Betty!

885
00:36:44,172 --> 00:36:45,405
Oh, well...
[chuckles]

886
00:36:46,339 --> 00:36:48,109
[Fieri] Ladies and gentlemen,
your champ, Betty!

887
00:36:48,241 --> 00:36:50,343
Betty, how'd you pull that off?

888
00:36:50,477 --> 00:36:52,747
That one had a...
[coughs] ...bit of a kick.

889
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:54,082
A b-- Listen,

890
00:36:54,214 --> 00:36:56,450
it was amazing to watch you
knock that out of the park.

891
00:36:56,584 --> 00:36:57,685
How did you do this?

892
00:36:57,819 --> 00:36:59,687
How do you handle
spice at this level?

893
00:37:00,353 --> 00:37:01,956
I don't know.

894
00:37:02,090 --> 00:37:05,459
Unless it has extreme flavor,
I can't taste anything anymore.

895
00:37:05,593 --> 00:37:06,694
Well, speaking of
extreme flavor,

896
00:37:06,828 --> 00:37:08,830
I got some brisket
you gotta try.

897
00:37:08,963 --> 00:37:12,133
Can I bring my friends?
Absolutely!
You're the champ!

898
00:37:12,265 --> 00:37:13,901
Give it up for champ Betty!

899
00:37:15,770 --> 00:37:17,337
Maura, would you like
some more brisket?

900
00:37:17,471 --> 00:37:20,373
Oh, I could eat your brisket
all day long, you brute.

901
00:37:20,508 --> 00:37:22,275
There you go. There you go.

902
00:37:22,409 --> 00:37:23,678
Mmm! Mmm!

903
00:37:23,811 --> 00:37:25,012
It's so good.

904
00:37:25,445 --> 00:37:27,280
Ah!
Trish!

905
00:37:27,414 --> 00:37:28,750
Oh, hi.
Trish!

906
00:37:28,883 --> 00:37:29,751
Are you Guy Fieri?

907
00:37:29,884 --> 00:37:32,019
Of course he is.
Where have you been?

908
00:37:32,153 --> 00:37:33,121
I've been talking to a fan,

909
00:37:33,253 --> 00:37:34,756
and he invited us
to a party.

910
00:37:34,889 --> 00:37:36,323
Look.
A fan?

911
00:37:36,456 --> 00:37:37,925
A fan of my writing.

912
00:37:38,693 --> 00:37:40,628
Also a two-time
Super Bowl champion.

913
00:37:40,762 --> 00:37:41,629
Trish.

914
00:37:41,763 --> 00:37:43,363
I didn't flirt.
I mean, he did.

915
00:37:43,497 --> 00:37:46,501
Don't you think
we should rest before
the big game tomorrow?

916
00:37:46,634 --> 00:37:47,969
Wait. If it's that party,

917
00:37:48,102 --> 00:37:50,037
oh, you go--
It's gonna be off the hook.

918
00:37:50,171 --> 00:37:51,639
I'm going to that party.

919
00:37:51,773 --> 00:37:53,775
Yeah. I mean, he's right.
Look, we're not playing.

920
00:37:55,076 --> 00:37:57,812
I thought the whole point
of this trip was having
an adventure together.

921
00:37:57,945 --> 00:37:59,080
This is an adventure.

922
00:37:59,213 --> 00:38:00,248
I'm there.

923
00:38:00,380 --> 00:38:01,616
Will there be dancing?

924
00:38:01,749 --> 00:38:03,684
If you're going,
there'll be dancing.

925
00:38:06,521 --> 00:38:08,321
Oh, gosh. Betty?
Yes?

926
00:38:08,455 --> 00:38:10,490
Betty, Betty, Betty.
Let me just check your lips.

927
00:38:10,625 --> 00:38:12,160
Oh.

928
00:38:12,292 --> 00:38:14,494
You,
who never wear lipstick.
Uh-huh.

929
00:38:14,629 --> 00:38:16,564
Okay, good.
Don't lick your lips.
All right.

930
00:38:16,697 --> 00:38:17,832
Let me see
your beauty mark.

931
00:38:17,965 --> 00:38:19,499
Very good.
Come on. Let's go.

932
00:38:19,634 --> 00:38:21,869
Okay. Hot stuff.
[chuckles]

933
00:38:22,937 --> 00:38:24,639
Are we gonna be
the oldest people here?

934
00:38:24,772 --> 00:38:27,374
[Trish] Betty,
don't reinforce stereotypes.

935
00:38:27,508 --> 00:38:29,777
Oh, there's Dan. Dan!

936
00:38:31,245 --> 00:38:33,080
You have a fan named Dan?

937
00:38:33,214 --> 00:38:34,715
Yeah, Dan O'Callahan.

938
00:38:34,849 --> 00:38:35,883
Hey, come on up!

939
00:38:36,017 --> 00:38:37,118
I thought you said
you've been working out.

940
00:38:37,251 --> 00:38:38,318
[guest] I have.

941
00:38:38,451 --> 00:38:40,021
How many leg days
have you skipped?

942
00:38:40,154 --> 00:38:41,589
Look at those chicken legs.

943
00:38:41,722 --> 00:38:43,958
That's mean.
He's got great legs.

944
00:38:44,091 --> 00:38:46,727
Oh, it's called "negging."
It's how we flirt.

945
00:38:46,861 --> 00:38:49,797
[Betty] Why would you focus
on negative things?
Can you let them up?

946
00:38:49,931 --> 00:38:51,632
Oh, he's getting us in.
[bouncer] Sorry, ladies.

947
00:38:51,766 --> 00:38:53,534
[Trish] You know, he used to
play for the Pats.
Sorry.

948
00:38:53,668 --> 00:38:55,435
It is so great
to meet you all.

949
00:38:55,570 --> 00:38:57,271
Dan.
You played for the Pats?

950
00:38:57,404 --> 00:38:58,739
I did. For three years.
Wow.

951
00:38:58,873 --> 00:39:01,275
But I spent most of my time
with the Raiders.

952
00:39:01,408 --> 00:39:02,577
Hmm.

953
00:39:02,710 --> 00:39:03,511
Okay.

954
00:39:03,644 --> 00:39:06,080
You look lovely.

955
00:39:06,214 --> 00:39:07,447
Thank you.

956
00:39:08,883 --> 00:39:10,985
Well, hey, I wanna
introduce you to
some of my friends.

957
00:39:11,118 --> 00:39:12,186
Come on inside.

958
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:13,654
Where's Maura?
Where's Maura?

959
00:39:13,788 --> 00:39:15,723
Oh, oh, oh. Come on, Maura.
We gotta stick together.

960
00:39:15,857 --> 00:39:17,892
Christ's sake.
Have you lost your mind?
Excuse us.

961
00:39:18,025 --> 00:39:20,294
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
It's too bad.

962
00:39:20,427 --> 00:39:21,929
Bye. Thanks a lot.
You are gentlemen.

963
00:39:22,063 --> 00:39:23,531
I really appreciate it.
[Betty] Come on.

964
00:39:23,664 --> 00:39:25,066
[smooth jazz playing]

965
00:39:25,199 --> 00:39:26,634
[Lou] Where did Trish go?

966
00:39:26,767 --> 00:39:30,037
Wow. I have never been
to a party like this.

967
00:39:31,205 --> 00:39:33,941
The only parties we go to
are faculty parties

968
00:39:34,075 --> 00:39:36,210
where they just
have cheap champagne.

969
00:39:36,344 --> 00:39:39,046
Last party I went to
was a funeral.

970
00:39:40,281 --> 00:39:41,448
It was fun.

971
00:39:41,582 --> 00:39:43,184
I bet they've got
tons of drugs here.

972
00:39:43,317 --> 00:39:44,285
Piles of cocaine.

973
00:39:44,417 --> 00:39:45,720
I bet they even have

974
00:39:45,853 --> 00:39:47,989
one of those <i>Eyes Wide Shut</i>
sex rooms somewhere,

975
00:39:48,122 --> 00:39:49,389
don't you think?

976
00:39:49,523 --> 00:39:51,391
You know, I'm gonna
head back to the hotel.

977
00:39:51,525 --> 00:39:53,493
I-- I need to relax.
Here.

978
00:39:53,628 --> 00:39:55,630
Oh, thank you.

979
00:39:56,396 --> 00:39:57,632
Who are you?

980
00:39:57,765 --> 00:40:00,234
Oh, we met outside.
Yes, this is--
Sophie.

981
00:40:00,368 --> 00:40:02,402
Sophie. Oh, this is Sophie.
Yeah.

982
00:40:02,536 --> 00:40:03,971
What a lovely name.

983
00:40:04,105 --> 00:40:06,307
That's my granddaughter's name,
Sophie.
Mmm!

984
00:40:06,439 --> 00:40:07,808
Just a wonderful name.

985
00:40:07,942 --> 00:40:09,476
These are good.
Very good.

986
00:40:09,610 --> 00:40:11,145
Well, careful.
They're high dosage.

987
00:40:11,279 --> 00:40:13,080
What?
High dosage?

988
00:40:13,748 --> 00:40:15,583
[Sophie] Yeah.
Are they drugs?

989
00:40:16,483 --> 00:40:18,352
Yeah. You said
you wanted to relax.

990
00:40:18,485 --> 00:40:20,021
Mmm.

991
00:40:20,154 --> 00:40:21,589
What-- Sophie!

992
00:40:22,189 --> 00:40:23,224
Say, Sophie!

993
00:40:23,357 --> 00:40:24,358
[Betty]
Lou, where are you going?

994
00:40:24,491 --> 00:40:26,627
I ate two of 'em. Two gummies.

995
00:40:26,761 --> 00:40:29,063
[Maura] What'll happen
if I had three?

996
00:40:30,731 --> 00:40:32,033
Your friend drugged us.

997
00:40:32,166 --> 00:40:34,535
Big deal. You used to
smoke pot all the time.

998
00:40:34,669 --> 00:40:35,836
That was medicinal.

999
00:40:35,970 --> 00:40:39,507
All right. Okay.
We did it. We took drugs.

1000
00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:42,343
But let's just,
you know, enjoy it.

1001
00:40:42,475 --> 00:40:44,045
I'm going back to the hotel.

1002
00:40:44,178 --> 00:40:45,445
I need my ticket.

1003
00:40:45,579 --> 00:40:46,714
I've gotta get some sleep

1004
00:40:46,847 --> 00:40:48,481
so I'm fresh
for the game tomorrow,

1005
00:40:48,616 --> 00:40:49,850
which is why we're here.

1006
00:40:51,419 --> 00:40:55,089
Unless you two are so hungover
you can't join me.

1007
00:40:57,091 --> 00:40:58,192
Gimme the ticket.

1008
00:40:58,326 --> 00:40:59,427
Oh, God. Wait.

1009
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:01,128
I left it at the hotel,
didn't I?

1010
00:41:01,262 --> 00:41:02,596
I took it off at the--

1011
00:41:02,730 --> 00:41:03,965
God, no, I didn't. I didn't.

1012
00:41:04,098 --> 00:41:06,267
I took it off at
the spicy wings contest.

1013
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:07,467
I-- I put it down on the--

1014
00:41:07,601 --> 00:41:08,869
You've lost the tickets?

1015
00:41:09,003 --> 00:41:10,871
No, I was trying to pretend
it wasn't spicy,

1016
00:41:11,005 --> 00:41:12,606
and it was
really, really spicy, and I--

1017
00:41:12,740 --> 00:41:14,008
We've got to
find those tickets.

1018
00:41:14,141 --> 00:41:16,677
We've got to go to
the NFL Experience now.

1019
00:41:16,811 --> 00:41:18,646
It's closed.
Look. Listen.

1020
00:41:18,779 --> 00:41:21,182
Now, just calm down.
Everybody calm down.

1021
00:41:21,315 --> 00:41:24,251
Guy said he was going to be
at this party tonight.

1022
00:41:24,385 --> 00:41:25,720
We just find Guy.

1023
00:41:25,853 --> 00:41:28,089
I'm sure he knows where
the strap-on thing is--

1024
00:41:28,222 --> 00:41:33,327
How do you expect to find
one guy in a sea of thousands?

1025
00:41:33,461 --> 00:41:34,762
Huh?

1026
00:41:34,895 --> 00:41:36,864
Huh?
There! There he is.
There he is.

1027
00:41:36,998 --> 00:41:39,367
Where? I don't see him.
He went that way.

1028
00:41:39,499 --> 00:41:40,968
I don't see him.
Why are you jogging?

1029
00:41:41,102 --> 00:41:43,004
I'm jogging
because he's jogging.

1030
00:41:43,137 --> 00:41:44,238
Girls?

1031
00:41:50,344 --> 00:41:52,880
[audio, music distorts]

1032
00:42:01,255 --> 00:42:02,823
[Maura, echoing] Guy?

1033
00:42:06,293 --> 00:42:08,129
[music playing normally]

1034
00:42:10,164 --> 00:42:11,298
[Lou] Maura?

1035
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:14,535
Where did Maura go?

1036
00:42:14,668 --> 00:42:16,003
Well, I don't know.
Where's Guy?

1037
00:42:16,137 --> 00:42:17,438
I thought
we were looking for him.

1038
00:42:17,571 --> 00:42:19,540
[guests chattering in distance]

1039
00:42:27,648 --> 00:42:29,083
[Maura gasps]

1040
00:42:32,753 --> 00:42:34,588
<i>Eyes Wide Shut.</i>

1041
00:42:39,060 --> 00:42:40,961
[funky electronic music
playing]

1042
00:42:54,308 --> 00:42:59,413
♪ <i>Oh, why is nobody dancing?</i>
<i>Yeah</i> ♪

1043
00:42:59,548 --> 00:43:04,752
[exclaims]
♪ <i>Why is nobody getting down?</i> ♪
We lost him.

1044
00:43:04,885 --> 00:43:06,687
[music continues playing]
[Betty]
Lou, look! Look!

1045
00:43:06,821 --> 00:43:08,289
Where? Where?

1046
00:43:09,323 --> 00:43:11,292
[sighs]
We gotta find those tickets.

1047
00:43:11,425 --> 00:43:16,430
Yes, but doesn't this music
make you want to dance?
[grunts]

1048
00:43:16,565 --> 00:43:17,698
No, we've gotta stay focused.

1049
00:43:17,832 --> 00:43:20,134
Yes, but it's so...

1050
00:43:20,835 --> 00:43:22,703
So good.
Oh, yeah.

1051
00:43:27,576 --> 00:43:30,277
Excuse me.
I'm looking for someone.

1052
00:43:31,479 --> 00:43:33,814
[dealer's voice]
You here for the poker game?

1053
00:43:33,948 --> 00:43:35,483
[Marshawn Lynch's voice]
You want some Skittles?

1054
00:43:35,616 --> 00:43:37,618
[player's voice]
Are you okay?

1055
00:43:38,419 --> 00:43:39,720
I think so.

1056
00:43:40,555 --> 00:43:42,056
[player 2's voice]
Have a seat.

1057
00:43:57,004 --> 00:43:58,507
[Maura's voice]
I'm Guy Fieri.

1058
00:43:59,039 --> 00:44:00,641
["Work It Out" playing]

1059
00:44:17,725 --> 00:44:18,826
Oh! Oh, my God!

1060
00:44:18,959 --> 00:44:20,361
[crowd exclaiming]

1061
00:44:21,061 --> 00:44:22,897
I'm so sorry I hit you.
[grunts]

1062
00:44:23,497 --> 00:44:24,932
Let me see.
Mmm.

1063
00:44:25,534 --> 00:44:26,867
It's not bad. It's not bad.

1064
00:44:27,001 --> 00:44:28,369
[groans]
You just--

1065
00:44:28,503 --> 00:44:31,438
It's just I like to dance.
I never get to dance.

1066
00:44:32,206 --> 00:44:33,707
[sighs]

1067
00:44:33,841 --> 00:44:36,043
That gummy bear
was a humdinger.

1068
00:44:36,177 --> 00:44:38,779
Maybe you oughta slow down.

1069
00:44:38,913 --> 00:44:41,815
Yeah. Maybe you oughta
slow down too.

1070
00:44:41,949 --> 00:44:43,450
This is pretty slow.

1071
00:44:43,585 --> 00:44:45,819
At the hottest party
in Houston,
with the hottest people,

1072
00:44:45,953 --> 00:44:48,389
I'm sitting here
with someone's grandma.

1073
00:44:50,391 --> 00:44:52,927
Chomping the gummy bears
or whatever.

1074
00:44:55,496 --> 00:44:58,032
I get it. Oh, I get it.

1075
00:44:58,165 --> 00:44:59,166
I get it.

1076
00:44:59,300 --> 00:45:01,435
It's the negative,
you know, the neg--

1077
00:45:01,570 --> 00:45:03,837
I can do this. I can do this.

1078
00:45:04,506 --> 00:45:05,739
Let me look at you.

1079
00:45:07,308 --> 00:45:08,776
No. My God.

1080
00:45:08,909 --> 00:45:10,844
You're, like, perfect.
Stand up.

1081
00:45:11,812 --> 00:45:13,113
Stand up.

1082
00:45:14,982 --> 00:45:16,483
Turn around. Turn around.

1083
00:45:16,951 --> 00:45:19,019
Oh. No. Turn, quick.

1084
00:45:19,153 --> 00:45:20,187
Okay.

1085
00:45:21,155 --> 00:45:23,924
Sit down.
There must be something.

1086
00:45:24,058 --> 00:45:25,192
Show me your teeth.
What?

1087
00:45:25,326 --> 00:45:26,760
Let me see your teeth.
Come on. Show me.

1088
00:45:26,894 --> 00:45:27,962
Oh, there it is.
What?

1089
00:45:28,095 --> 00:45:29,330
Look at that. Oh, my God.
What?

1090
00:45:29,463 --> 00:45:30,665
A snaggletooth.

1091
00:45:30,798 --> 00:45:32,701
Oh, God, you could
eat corn through a fence.

1092
00:45:32,833 --> 00:45:33,767
[phone ringing]
Oh!

1093
00:45:33,901 --> 00:45:35,135
Yep, yep.

1094
00:45:36,403 --> 00:45:37,505
Yeah.

1095
00:45:37,639 --> 00:45:38,573
Hi, honey.

1096
00:45:38,707 --> 00:45:40,040
Well, hi back to you.

1097
00:45:40,174 --> 00:45:41,842
So, I wanted you to know,

1098
00:45:41,976 --> 00:45:44,912
I-I sent you two versions
of the paper, A and B,

1099
00:45:45,045 --> 00:45:47,716
and I want you to tell me
which one to go with. Okay?

1100
00:45:47,848 --> 00:45:48,983
<i>No, I-I can't.</i>

1101
00:45:49,116 --> 00:45:51,151
I'm at a party
with a bunch of kids.

1102
00:45:51,285 --> 00:45:53,588
I'm-- I'm 36. I'm a man.
[Mark] <i>Uh, what?</i>

1103
00:45:53,722 --> 00:45:54,788
You're working on it.

1104
00:45:54,922 --> 00:45:56,857
<i>I gotta go.</i>
Uh--

1105
00:45:57,391 --> 00:45:59,026
Uh, o-okay.

1106
00:46:05,466 --> 00:46:06,735
[player 2] Maura.

1107
00:46:06,867 --> 00:46:08,335
Yeah? Hmm?

1108
00:46:09,069 --> 00:46:11,038
Bet's to you, Maura.

1109
00:46:12,607 --> 00:46:13,841
I've been playing?

1110
00:46:13,974 --> 00:46:15,843
No, you've been killing it.

1111
00:46:15,976 --> 00:46:17,111
[player] Killing it.
Come on, Gugu.

1112
00:46:17,244 --> 00:46:18,946
She's got
half the table on tilt.

1113
00:46:19,079 --> 00:46:20,347
Every time she raises,

1114
00:46:20,481 --> 00:46:21,815
she says she's gonna
take us to Flavortown,

1115
00:46:21,949 --> 00:46:22,950
and then she--

1116
00:46:23,083 --> 00:46:24,285
she nicknamed me "Brisket."

1117
00:46:24,418 --> 00:46:26,020
You know what?
I shouldn't be here.

1118
00:46:26,153 --> 00:46:27,689
I should leave
I don't belong here.
No, no, no.

1119
00:46:27,821 --> 00:46:28,757
You gotta stay.

1120
00:46:28,889 --> 00:46:30,024
You got to.
Yes.

1121
00:46:30,157 --> 00:46:32,159
You are meant to be here.

1122
00:46:32,293 --> 00:46:35,929
Sometimes fate puts you
exactly where
you supposed to be.

1123
00:46:36,063 --> 00:46:37,364
It's your bet.

1124
00:46:38,399 --> 00:46:39,800
Oh! Yeah, okay.

1125
00:46:39,933 --> 00:46:41,168
Um...

1126
00:46:41,969 --> 00:46:42,903
How much is this?

1127
00:46:43,037 --> 00:46:44,138
Forty.
[Maura] Okay.

1128
00:46:44,271 --> 00:46:47,408
I'll, uh--
I'll raise you $40.

1129
00:46:47,542 --> 00:46:48,743
Oh, wow. Really?

1130
00:46:48,876 --> 00:46:50,444
[clears throat, whispers]
It's 40,000.

1131
00:46:51,478 --> 00:46:53,013
Right.

1132
00:46:53,881 --> 00:46:55,349
Right.

1133
00:46:55,816 --> 00:46:57,117
Okay.

1134
00:46:57,686 --> 00:46:59,219
I'll raise you $40,000.

1135
00:46:59,353 --> 00:47:01,322
[sighs]
I'm already out.

1136
00:47:01,455 --> 00:47:03,457
You are a shark,
aren't you, Maura?

1137
00:47:03,591 --> 00:47:06,493
No, no.
My late husband loved gambling.

1138
00:47:06,628 --> 00:47:09,496
And he would lose
every single time.
[chuckles]

1139
00:47:09,631 --> 00:47:11,065
I would win all the time,

1140
00:47:11,198 --> 00:47:13,702
so I would slip
some of these chips
under his stack

1141
00:47:13,834 --> 00:47:15,069
so he could keep on playing.

1142
00:47:15,202 --> 00:47:16,937
[Retta] That's a real
sweet story, but...

1143
00:47:17,071 --> 00:47:19,106
[Lynch] Damn.
...flip 'em, Flavortown.

1144
00:47:19,239 --> 00:47:20,441
Okay.

1145
00:47:21,909 --> 00:47:24,144
[Gugu gasps, exclaims]
Trip twos! Sorceress.

1146
00:47:24,278 --> 00:47:25,680
[Gugu] Come on.
[Brisket] Sorceress.

1147
00:47:25,814 --> 00:47:27,381
Dark sorcery.

1148
00:47:27,515 --> 00:47:29,049
Shut it, Brisket.

1149
00:47:29,684 --> 00:47:30,984
Oh, shit.

1150
00:47:31,118 --> 00:47:32,920
[jazz playing]
Any requests?

1151
00:47:33,053 --> 00:47:34,355
[guest] Beastie Boys!

1152
00:47:34,488 --> 00:47:38,258
Try "I Won't Dance"
in the original key of C.

1153
00:47:38,392 --> 00:47:41,095
Ma'am, we're not doing karaoke.

1154
00:47:41,228 --> 00:47:42,396
[phone ringing]
[sighs]

1155
00:47:42,530 --> 00:47:43,864
My phone.

1156
00:47:47,635 --> 00:47:48,636
Hello?

1157
00:47:48,770 --> 00:47:51,171
Mom, did you call
the hospital?

1158
00:47:52,406 --> 00:47:53,374
No, not yet.

1159
00:47:53,508 --> 00:47:55,844
Mom, you need to call.
It's important.

1160
00:47:55,976 --> 00:47:57,211
<i>Where are you?</i>

1161
00:47:57,812 --> 00:47:59,514
Some Texas mansion.

1162
00:47:59,647 --> 00:48:02,216
<i>But you said</i>
<i>you were in New Hampshire.</i>

1163
00:48:02,349 --> 00:48:05,587
I'm not. I'm in Houston
for the Super Bowl.

1164
00:48:05,720 --> 00:48:07,856
<i>The Super Bowl?</i>
<i>How did you afford that?</i>

1165
00:48:07,988 --> 00:48:11,125
<i>It's fine.</i>
<i>Don't worry about it.</i>
[scoffs]

1166
00:48:11,258 --> 00:48:14,261
Wh-- What's going on?
Why are you lying to me?

1167
00:48:14,395 --> 00:48:17,398
Everything's fine.
I had some tests done.

1168
00:48:17,532 --> 00:48:19,768
They're calling me
to go over them.

1169
00:48:19,900 --> 00:48:21,468
They mailed me the results.

1170
00:48:21,603 --> 00:48:22,871
And?

1171
00:48:23,003 --> 00:48:24,873
I haven't opened them yet.

1172
00:48:25,005 --> 00:48:26,907
<i>What? Mom, open the letter.</i>

1173
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:28,175
[sighs] No.

1174
00:48:28,308 --> 00:48:29,410
What?

1175
00:48:29,544 --> 00:48:32,446
Why does it matter?
What's another two days?

1176
00:48:32,580 --> 00:48:34,649
This is something
I always wanted to do.

1177
00:48:34,783 --> 00:48:40,320
To go to the Super Bowl
with my friends
and see Tom Brady win.

1178
00:48:41,689 --> 00:48:44,526
So, no, I'm not gonna
open that envelope.

1179
00:48:44,659 --> 00:48:48,429
Because what's inside
could ruin this for everyone.

1180
00:48:49,697 --> 00:48:51,566
Everyone. Where is--

1181
00:48:53,133 --> 00:48:54,435
I gotta go.

1182
00:48:54,569 --> 00:48:57,037
No, Mom. Mom?

1183
00:48:57,171 --> 00:49:00,207
Has anyone seen Guy Ferrari?

1184
00:49:00,340 --> 00:49:03,243
Uh, he looks like
a Flamin' Hot Cheeto.

1185
00:49:04,978 --> 00:49:06,681
What is this place?

1186
00:49:16,290 --> 00:49:17,224
Hi.

1187
00:49:19,293 --> 00:49:21,729
[sighs]
I'll be right back.

1188
00:49:21,863 --> 00:49:23,430
Lou, what's the matter?

1189
00:49:24,064 --> 00:49:26,300
I got drugged by gummy bears.

1190
00:49:26,433 --> 00:49:27,769
I should go. I should go.

1191
00:49:27,902 --> 00:49:30,003
Maura and Betty are gone,

1192
00:49:30,137 --> 00:49:31,906
and the tickets are missing.

1193
00:49:32,039 --> 00:49:34,274
What?
What happened to the tickets?

1194
00:49:34,776 --> 00:49:36,276
Hot sauce.

1195
00:49:36,711 --> 00:49:38,078
Betty? Maura?

1196
00:49:38,212 --> 00:49:40,214
How high are you, Lou?

1197
00:49:40,648 --> 00:49:42,149
Substantially.

1198
00:49:42,282 --> 00:49:45,018
Oh, okay.
What you thinkin', Maura?

1199
00:49:45,152 --> 00:49:46,487
Wouldn't you like to know?

1200
00:49:46,621 --> 00:49:47,755
Maura!

1201
00:49:48,623 --> 00:49:50,023
Are you playing poker
right now?

1202
00:49:50,157 --> 00:49:52,292
Yeah.
Give me a sec, okay?
Yeah.

1203
00:49:53,193 --> 00:49:54,127
I have a great hand.

1204
00:49:54,261 --> 00:49:55,295
We've gotta go.

1205
00:49:55,429 --> 00:49:57,565
No!
The tickets are lost!

1206
00:49:57,699 --> 00:49:58,666
I know.

1207
00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:01,836
But if I win this hand,
I can buy tickets.

1208
00:50:02,469 --> 00:50:03,538
Fine. Go beat him.
Go!

1209
00:50:03,671 --> 00:50:05,472
All right.
[Gugu] All right, listen.

1210
00:50:05,607 --> 00:50:08,275
I know that we've been having
all of these beautiful moments,

1211
00:50:08,408 --> 00:50:10,110
and I feel
very connected to you.

1212
00:50:10,244 --> 00:50:11,679
All of the things.

1213
00:50:11,813 --> 00:50:13,748
But now I'ma have to
take all your money.

1214
00:50:13,882 --> 00:50:16,016
Mmm.
All in.

1215
00:50:16,149 --> 00:50:18,285
Okay.

1216
00:50:19,486 --> 00:50:20,420
Me too.

1217
00:50:20,555 --> 00:50:21,355
[players gasp]

1218
00:50:21,488 --> 00:50:24,091
[players] Oh.
[Gugu] Well...

1219
00:50:25,492 --> 00:50:27,394
Sha-blam!
[players exclaim]

1220
00:50:27,529 --> 00:50:28,630
Oh, no.

1221
00:50:28,763 --> 00:50:30,230
[dealer] Wait for the river.

1222
00:50:31,265 --> 00:50:32,667
[Brisket] Quad queens?

1223
00:50:34,234 --> 00:50:36,169
[Lou screams] Yes!
You did it! Yes!

1224
00:50:36,303 --> 00:50:39,172
I'm dead. I'm totally dead.

1225
00:50:39,908 --> 00:50:41,643
I'm totally dead. Okay.

1226
00:50:41,776 --> 00:50:43,143
Oh, my God.

1227
00:50:43,277 --> 00:50:44,712
Oh, my God.

1228
00:50:44,846 --> 00:50:45,947
You know what?

1229
00:50:46,079 --> 00:50:48,148
I think I'm gonna
cash out. Okay.

1230
00:50:48,282 --> 00:50:50,350
Great. What charity
are you playing for?

1231
00:50:53,021 --> 00:50:55,690
It's a charity poker event.

1232
00:50:55,823 --> 00:50:57,291
Oh, my God.

1233
00:50:58,492 --> 00:51:00,494
[dealer] Charity.
Right.

1234
00:51:00,929 --> 00:51:01,896
Uh, Gugu?

1235
00:51:02,030 --> 00:51:03,731
Mmm?
What's your charity?

1236
00:51:03,865 --> 00:51:05,232
Broadway Cares.

1237
00:51:05,365 --> 00:51:07,602
Give all of my winnings
to Broadway Cares.

1238
00:51:07,735 --> 00:51:11,305
And I wanna thank everybody
for letting me play with you.

1239
00:51:11,438 --> 00:51:14,809
I had a fabulous time.
[chuckles]

1240
00:51:14,943 --> 00:51:17,277
Ugh. Charity poker.

1241
00:51:17,411 --> 00:51:19,647
I wasn't gonna wear
a retainer for 18 months.

1242
00:51:19,781 --> 00:51:20,715
Right.

1243
00:51:20,848 --> 00:51:22,316
Doctor Wong was right,

1244
00:51:22,449 --> 00:51:24,217
and the teeth just
went right back to
where they started.

1245
00:51:24,351 --> 00:51:25,853
Oh, gosh, that's terrible.

1246
00:51:25,987 --> 00:51:29,857
Well, you gotta roll
with the punches, you know.

1247
00:51:29,991 --> 00:51:31,358
It's--

1248
00:51:31,491 --> 00:51:32,927
You don't understand
how hard dating is these days.

1249
00:51:33,061 --> 00:51:35,362
Oh, I can imagine.
I can imagine.

1250
00:51:35,495 --> 00:51:37,297
But let me just tell you this.

1251
00:51:37,431 --> 00:51:40,434
Listen to me right now.

1252
00:51:40,568 --> 00:51:42,704
If you wanna find love...
[scoffs]

1253
00:51:42,837 --> 00:51:47,609
...you have to focus
on the positive,
not the negative.

1254
00:51:47,742 --> 00:51:49,911
There's always negative things.

1255
00:51:50,044 --> 00:51:54,949
Honestly, if you see someone
you think is interesting,

1256
00:51:55,083 --> 00:51:57,484
you look them
right in the face,

1257
00:51:57,986 --> 00:51:59,453
and you say...

1258
00:52:02,122 --> 00:52:04,358
"I like the way you look."

1259
00:52:05,593 --> 00:52:07,629
Oh, no, not me!
[Lou] You too?

1260
00:52:07,762 --> 00:52:09,363
What are you doing?

1261
00:52:09,496 --> 00:52:11,532
I don't know.
I don't know what I'm doing.

1262
00:52:11,666 --> 00:52:14,368
That's the problem.
It's 1:00 a.m.

1263
00:52:14,502 --> 00:52:17,170
Does nobody care that
we don't have the tickets?

1264
00:52:17,304 --> 00:52:18,606
Lou, Lou, relax.

1265
00:52:18,740 --> 00:52:19,707
Oh, relax.

1266
00:52:19,841 --> 00:52:21,709
I should be relaxed
and in bed right now,

1267
00:52:21,843 --> 00:52:24,812
but I'm not because
you're too busy gambling.

1268
00:52:24,946 --> 00:52:28,116
And you care more about
some guy you just met

1269
00:52:28,248 --> 00:52:30,051
than you do your friends.
[scoffs]

1270
00:52:30,183 --> 00:52:32,553
And you should be
more responsible,

1271
00:52:32,687 --> 00:52:35,455
but clearly
you don't give a damn.

1272
00:52:35,590 --> 00:52:38,893
I give a damn. I give a damn.
We'll find the tickets.

1273
00:52:39,027 --> 00:52:41,495
When? Tomorrow's the game.

1274
00:52:41,629 --> 00:52:44,732
Use that big brain of yours.

1275
00:52:44,866 --> 00:52:46,868
I thought you were
supposed to be the smart one.

1276
00:52:47,001 --> 00:52:48,201
[Trish] What's going on?

1277
00:52:48,335 --> 00:52:51,673
No one knows how much
this trip means to me.

1278
00:52:52,406 --> 00:52:54,976
Well, that's just selfish.

1279
00:52:55,109 --> 00:52:56,811
It means a lot to all of us.

1280
00:52:56,944 --> 00:52:59,847
You know, I'm tired.

1281
00:53:13,427 --> 00:53:15,630
We're gonna find
the tickets tomorrow.

1282
00:53:15,763 --> 00:53:19,000
We're gonna go to the hotel,
get a good night's sleep,

1283
00:53:19,133 --> 00:53:21,769
and wake up all fresh.

1284
00:53:27,108 --> 00:53:29,010
[announcer] <i>Good morning</i>
<i>from Houston, Texas.</i>

1285
00:53:29,143 --> 00:53:33,548
<i>It's Super Bowl Sunday,</i>
<i>February 5, 2017,</i>

1286
00:53:33,681 --> 00:53:36,184
<i>the biggest stage in sports.</i>

1287
00:53:36,316 --> 00:53:38,586
<i>Patriots. Falcons.</i>

1288
00:53:38,720 --> 00:53:40,320
<i>Two storied franchises,</i>

1289
00:53:40,454 --> 00:53:42,190
<i>two inevitable fates, one--</i>

1290
00:53:42,322 --> 00:53:44,525
[alarm rings]
[women groan]

1291
00:53:47,161 --> 00:53:48,996
Oh, my God.
Oh, God.

1292
00:53:50,131 --> 00:53:51,065
[alarm stops]

1293
00:53:51,199 --> 00:53:52,200
Oh, my God, my head.

1294
00:53:52,332 --> 00:53:54,602
We all g--
We have to get up.

1295
00:53:54,736 --> 00:53:56,571
We have to find our tickets.

1296
00:53:56,704 --> 00:53:59,207
[Trish]
I don't wanna get up.
Oh. Oh, God.

1297
00:53:59,339 --> 00:54:03,211
Why is champagne
such a violent beverage?

1298
00:54:03,343 --> 00:54:04,545
Shoot.

1299
00:54:05,278 --> 00:54:06,480
[Betty] Lou, I'm sorry.

1300
00:54:06,614 --> 00:54:08,315
It's my fault
as much as anybody's.

1301
00:54:08,448 --> 00:54:10,350
Come on. The game
doesn't start for a few hours.

1302
00:54:10,484 --> 00:54:11,619
We'll get tickets.

1303
00:54:11,753 --> 00:54:13,453
There's gotta be
a scalper somewhere.

1304
00:54:13,588 --> 00:54:16,490
All right. Let's meet
back here in an hour
in front of the stadium.

1305
00:54:16,624 --> 00:54:18,092
We'll all split up.

1306
00:54:18,226 --> 00:54:19,160
Okay. Hour.
In an hour.

1307
00:54:19,292 --> 00:54:20,260
In an hour.

1308
00:54:20,393 --> 00:54:23,965
["Do The Push And Pull" playing]

1309
00:54:32,006 --> 00:54:33,174
[Maura] Do you--

1310
00:54:33,306 --> 00:54:35,442
Do you know where
I could find a scalper?

1311
00:54:35,576 --> 00:54:38,513
I don't think I can.
Okay, okay, okay. Got it.

1312
00:54:39,479 --> 00:54:41,048
Hey. Has anybody got tickets?

1313
00:54:41,182 --> 00:54:43,316
Okay, sorry. Sorry.

1314
00:54:43,684 --> 00:54:44,719
Shit.

1315
00:54:59,834 --> 00:55:00,968
You a scalper?

1316
00:55:01,102 --> 00:55:02,270
No.

1317
00:55:02,402 --> 00:55:03,336
You a cop?

1318
00:55:03,470 --> 00:55:06,207
No. How much for four tickets?

1319
00:55:06,339 --> 00:55:07,708
Ten thousand.

1320
00:55:07,842 --> 00:55:09,043
Ten thousand?

1321
00:55:09,177 --> 00:55:10,343
Per ticket.

1322
00:55:10,477 --> 00:55:11,612
I'll tell you what.

1323
00:55:11,746 --> 00:55:15,016
I'm willing to go
100 per ticket.

1324
00:55:15,149 --> 00:55:16,117
That's less than face value.

1325
00:55:16,250 --> 00:55:17,285
175.

1326
00:55:17,417 --> 00:55:19,921
Move on.
I gotta find a real buyer.

1327
00:55:20,054 --> 00:55:21,388
Will 200 happen?
No.

1328
00:55:21,522 --> 00:55:24,058
You're not gonna accept
250 cash in hand?

1329
00:55:24,192 --> 00:55:25,693
What is wrong with you?

1330
00:55:25,827 --> 00:55:28,029
I'm offering 300.
No.

1331
00:55:28,162 --> 00:55:29,630
450.
No.

1332
00:55:29,764 --> 00:55:32,533
500 is my ceiling.
It's my ceiling.

1333
00:55:32,667 --> 00:55:34,268
525.

1334
00:55:34,401 --> 00:55:35,703
Come on. Get outta here. No.

1335
00:55:35,837 --> 00:55:36,971
You know what?

1336
00:55:37,104 --> 00:55:40,641
When you are stuck at halftime
with those tickets,

1337
00:55:40,775 --> 00:55:44,979
I'm gonna lowball
the shit outta you,
you son of a bitch.

1338
00:55:47,447 --> 00:55:48,415
550.

1339
00:55:48,549 --> 00:55:50,218
If my bookie were listening,

1340
00:55:50,350 --> 00:55:53,353
I would tell him
to put me down for,
like, five large...

1341
00:55:53,486 --> 00:55:56,190
Whoa.
...that the Pats
take it by 14.

1342
00:55:56,324 --> 00:55:58,458
All right? But I don't
have a bookie, so--
Right.

1343
00:55:58,593 --> 00:56:00,027
Well, hey,
you heard him, Mike.

1344
00:56:00,161 --> 00:56:01,963
You heard that.
We're gonna be right back.

1345
00:56:02,096 --> 00:56:03,463
Stick around.

1346
00:56:03,598 --> 00:56:06,433
[Pat] You can't blow up Mike
like that on the show.

1347
00:56:06,567 --> 00:56:08,169
Excuse me.
Hey.

1348
00:56:08,302 --> 00:56:11,005
Yeah--
We know each other, right?

1349
00:56:11,138 --> 00:56:12,240
God, you look very familiar.

1350
00:56:12,372 --> 00:56:13,708
[chuckles]

1351
00:56:13,841 --> 00:56:15,475
Well, I was
the Mayflower Girl.
That's it.

1352
00:56:15,610 --> 00:56:17,011
Yeah, you were!
Oh, my God!

1353
00:56:17,144 --> 00:56:18,813
From the commercials
when we were kids.
Yeah, I know.

1354
00:56:18,946 --> 00:56:21,816
[Pat, Nat] ♪ <i>Tires, parts</i>
<i>And new cars too</i> ♪

1355
00:56:21,949 --> 00:56:23,317
[laughs]
♪ <i>We got it all--</i> ♪

1356
00:56:23,450 --> 00:56:25,019
Are you gonna do
the whole thing?

1357
00:56:25,152 --> 00:56:27,889
I had a humongous thing for you
when I was about ten.

1358
00:56:28,022 --> 00:56:30,091
All right.
Too much. Too much.
Thank you.

1359
00:56:30,224 --> 00:56:32,260
That's very kind. Thank you.

1360
00:56:32,827 --> 00:56:34,095
Actually, I need your help.

1361
00:56:34,228 --> 00:56:36,297
See, my friend won
the tickets at your giveaway,

1362
00:56:36,429 --> 00:56:38,165
and now we've lost them.

1363
00:56:38,299 --> 00:56:39,466
Uh...
I don't--

1364
00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:40,835
Your-- Your friend
won the ticket giveaway?

1365
00:56:40,968 --> 00:56:42,703
Uh-huh.
Yeah, I don't--

1366
00:56:42,837 --> 00:56:45,640
'Cause these guys
won the tickets.
[Pat] Yeah.

1367
00:56:45,773 --> 00:56:46,641
They won the tickets?

1368
00:56:46,774 --> 00:56:47,909
Yeah.
[Nat] Uh-huh.

1369
00:56:48,042 --> 00:56:50,077
That's the Tom Brady
Support Group.

1370
00:56:50,211 --> 00:56:51,379
They support Tom Brady?

1371
00:56:51,512 --> 00:56:54,315
No. They're all men
named Tom Brady

1372
00:56:54,447 --> 00:56:55,816
who formed a support group

1373
00:56:55,950 --> 00:56:57,952
because they're never gonna
live up to that name.

1374
00:56:58,085 --> 00:56:59,153
Are they even Pats fans?

1375
00:56:59,287 --> 00:57:01,222
They're conflicted
about it, let's say.

1376
00:57:01,355 --> 00:57:03,224
They seem reluctantly
like they're supporting 'em.
Yeah. Yeah.

1377
00:57:03,357 --> 00:57:04,625
Yeah. They came.

1378
00:57:04,759 --> 00:57:06,894
[phone ringing]
Oh.

1379
00:57:07,494 --> 00:57:08,796
Oh, oh, oh, oh.

1380
00:57:10,430 --> 00:57:11,966
Hi, sweetie.

1381
00:57:12,099 --> 00:57:14,035
[Mark]
<i>Okay, I was trying not to</i>
<i>bother you too much,</i>

1382
00:57:14,168 --> 00:57:15,836
<i>but, uh, which one?</i>

1383
00:57:15,970 --> 00:57:16,871
What?

1384
00:57:17,004 --> 00:57:19,040
I sent you an e-mail
with two options.

1385
00:57:19,173 --> 00:57:20,107
A or B?

1386
00:57:20,241 --> 00:57:22,009
What are you talking about?

1387
00:57:22,143 --> 00:57:23,277
<i>My paper.</i>

1388
00:57:23,411 --> 00:57:25,313
Oh. Oh, I didn't read it.

1389
00:57:25,445 --> 00:57:28,783
Are-- Are you close
to a computer?
Can you find a Kinko's?

1390
00:57:28,916 --> 00:57:30,450
No. No, I--

1391
00:57:30,584 --> 00:57:32,620
I am not going to read it.

1392
00:57:33,888 --> 00:57:35,756
Well, are you just hungry?

1393
00:57:35,890 --> 00:57:37,490
<i>No, for God's sakes, Mark.</i>

1394
00:57:37,625 --> 00:57:41,162
I'm not hungry.
I'm at the Super Bowl
with my friends.

1395
00:57:41,295 --> 00:57:43,030
<i>But this is really important.</i>

1396
00:57:43,164 --> 00:57:46,634
[sighs] To you it is.
To you. Not to me.

1397
00:57:46,767 --> 00:57:50,237
Honestly, it's your paper
with your name on it.

1398
00:57:50,371 --> 00:57:52,106
You have to make the decisions.

1399
00:57:56,177 --> 00:57:57,712
Mark, are you still there?

1400
00:57:59,847 --> 00:58:01,182
Yeah.

1401
00:58:01,315 --> 00:58:02,550
<i>Listen.</i>

1402
00:58:03,184 --> 00:58:04,251
<i>Honey, I--</i>

1403
00:58:04,385 --> 00:58:06,220
I have made a lot of sacrifices
over the years,

1404
00:58:06,354 --> 00:58:09,824
and I'm not saying I wish
I could change any of that.

1405
00:58:09,957 --> 00:58:13,661
I'm just saying just because
I can solve a problem

1406
00:58:13,794 --> 00:58:16,197
does not mean I should have to.

1407
00:58:18,199 --> 00:58:19,233
Okay.

1408
00:58:22,336 --> 00:58:23,604
I love our life.

1409
00:58:23,738 --> 00:58:26,007
I love our kids
and our grandkids.

1410
00:58:26,474 --> 00:58:27,708
I love you.

1411
00:58:29,477 --> 00:58:30,745
I love you too.

1412
00:58:30,878 --> 00:58:33,748
<i>I'm sorry. Have a great time.</i>

1413
00:58:33,881 --> 00:58:34,648
Okay.

1414
00:58:34,782 --> 00:58:36,183
<i>Okay.</i>
Okay.

1415
00:58:40,454 --> 00:58:41,922
[exclaims]

1416
00:58:43,157 --> 00:58:46,327
Found it! I found it!
I found it! I found it!

1417
00:58:46,460 --> 00:58:49,663
What can I get for you?
[chuckles] Oh, is--
is Guy here?

1418
00:58:49,797 --> 00:58:51,632
Oh, damn. It's you.
Hi.

1419
00:58:51,766 --> 00:58:53,534
How are you?
Good.

1420
00:58:53,667 --> 00:58:54,869
How's your bowels?

1421
00:58:55,002 --> 00:58:57,371
That's none
of your business.
Okay.

1422
00:58:57,506 --> 00:58:58,773
I haven't seen Guy in a while.

1423
00:58:58,906 --> 00:59:00,274
I think he might be
in the office.

1424
00:59:00,408 --> 00:59:01,909
Where's the office?

1425
00:59:05,179 --> 00:59:06,280
[attendant] Good luck.

1426
00:59:06,414 --> 00:59:07,782
Mr. Fieri.

1427
00:59:07,915 --> 00:59:10,384
Mr. Fieri? Mr. Fieri--

1428
00:59:10,519 --> 00:59:13,020
[occupant] Oh, hi.
Oh, God. Sorry.

1429
00:59:13,154 --> 00:59:14,523
Mr. Fieri?

1430
00:59:14,655 --> 00:59:16,323
Mr. Fieri?

1431
00:59:16,457 --> 00:59:17,691
Mr. Fieri?

1432
00:59:18,459 --> 00:59:19,927
Guy!

1433
00:59:20,061 --> 00:59:21,128
[Fieri] Yeah?

1434
00:59:21,262 --> 00:59:22,897
Oh, thank God. Thank God.

1435
00:59:23,030 --> 00:59:26,233
Mr. Fieri, I'm sorry,
I think you have my strap-on.

1436
00:59:26,367 --> 00:59:28,002
Hang-- Hang on a second.

1437
00:59:28,803 --> 00:59:30,704
Oh. Oh, thank God.

1438
00:59:30,838 --> 00:59:31,906
Oh, Betty, it's you.

1439
00:59:32,039 --> 00:59:33,074
I was expecting
someone else.

1440
00:59:33,207 --> 00:59:35,510
No. I think
you have my strap-on.

1441
00:59:35,643 --> 00:59:39,246
You know, I took off
during the competition.

1442
00:59:41,882 --> 00:59:42,983
Your fanny pack.
Yes.

1443
00:59:43,117 --> 00:59:45,052
Your fanny pack.
Yes. It went this way.

1444
00:59:45,186 --> 00:59:48,889
So you don't have any tickets
to get into the actual game?

1445
00:59:49,023 --> 00:59:51,325
No. No,
the tickets are lost.

1446
00:59:51,459 --> 00:59:52,927
Did you try the lost and found?

1447
00:59:53,060 --> 00:59:55,096
No, no. Where is that?
Okay.

1448
00:59:55,229 --> 00:59:56,397
Um...

1449
00:59:56,531 --> 00:59:59,400
I don't know,
actually, where that is.
Oh, G--

1450
00:59:59,534 --> 01:00:01,503
There's got to be some way.

1451
01:00:01,635 --> 01:00:04,939
If you don't have the tickets,
then you don't have a--
[groans]

1452
01:00:05,072 --> 01:00:06,841
[Brady]
<i>It's one of those moments</i>

1453
01:00:06,974 --> 01:00:08,709
<i>where all the work</i>
<i>that you put in</i>

1454
01:00:08,843 --> 01:00:09,877
<i>has brought you</i>
<i>to this moment.</i>

1455
01:00:10,010 --> 01:00:11,212
<i>And it's okay to be behind,</i>

1456
01:00:11,345 --> 01:00:12,746
<i>'cause you gotta</i>
<i>remind yourself</i>

1457
01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:14,281
<i>that it's all gonna work out.</i>

1458
01:00:14,415 --> 01:00:16,917
No, Tom. I don't think
it's going to work out.

1459
01:00:17,051 --> 01:00:18,853
They're not going to let us in.

1460
01:00:19,453 --> 01:00:21,489
<i>Lou, whenever I'm down,</i>

1461
01:00:21,622 --> 01:00:22,890
<i>I say to myself,</i>

1462
01:00:23,023 --> 01:00:26,460
<i>"This is going to be</i>
<i>an amazing comeback.</i>

1463
01:00:26,595 --> 01:00:28,195
<i>When we come back from this,</i>

1464
01:00:28,329 --> 01:00:31,098
<i>this is going to be</i>
<i>a defining moment in my life."</i>

1465
01:00:31,232 --> 01:00:34,235
<i>You have to shift your mind</i>
<i>to think that way.</i>

1466
01:00:34,368 --> 01:00:35,604
<i>It's empowering.</i>

1467
01:00:35,736 --> 01:00:36,871
<i>Say it.</i>

1468
01:00:37,004 --> 01:00:39,740
<i>This is going to work out.</i>

1469
01:00:41,709 --> 01:00:42,843
This is gonna work out.

1470
01:00:42,977 --> 01:00:44,812
<i>Come on, Lou.</i>
<i>Like you mean it.</i>

1471
01:00:44,945 --> 01:00:46,780
<i>This is going to work out.</i>

1472
01:00:46,914 --> 01:00:50,017
This is gonna work out!

1473
01:00:53,354 --> 01:00:54,722
Lou! Lou!
Oh, my God.

1474
01:00:54,855 --> 01:00:56,190
I found them!
I found them.

1475
01:00:56,323 --> 01:00:58,959
We got the tickets!
We got the tickets!
[shouts]

1476
01:00:59,093 --> 01:01:00,629
We got the tickets.
You got the tickets.

1477
01:01:00,761 --> 01:01:01,896
I got 'em.
Oh, my God!

1478
01:01:02,029 --> 01:01:03,464
I got 'em!
Oh, my God!

1479
01:01:03,598 --> 01:01:05,499
[Betty] Oh,
we got to go in now.
Isn't that great?

1480
01:01:05,634 --> 01:01:07,935
Now. Come on.
Let's go.
Yeah, great. Oh, my God.

1481
01:01:08,068 --> 01:01:09,236
Games, everybody.
Everybody have a ticket?

1482
01:01:09,370 --> 01:01:10,971
Everybody take their ticket.
Come on.

1483
01:01:11,105 --> 01:01:13,941
We've got our tickets.
We've got our tickets.

1484
01:01:14,675 --> 01:01:17,044
Oh, my God. This is it.

1485
01:01:19,446 --> 01:01:21,015
We did it.
We did do this.

1486
01:01:21,916 --> 01:01:23,684
[security] Next. Come on.

1487
01:01:24,718 --> 01:01:26,287
Hi, welcome.
Hi.

1488
01:01:26,820 --> 01:01:28,088
[machine beeps]

1489
01:01:28,222 --> 01:01:29,890
Oh. Uh...

1490
01:01:30,024 --> 01:01:32,826
Are you guys all together?
This is--
[machine beeps]

1491
01:01:32,960 --> 01:01:34,629
These aren't-- These--

1492
01:01:34,762 --> 01:01:37,064
I'm sorry, these all
aren't Super Bowl tickets, so--

1493
01:01:37,198 --> 01:01:39,066
Yes, those are our tickets.

1494
01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:41,068
That's great, but
they're not Super Bowl tickets.

1495
01:01:41,202 --> 01:01:43,070
Chip,
I got another one here.
Comin'.

1496
01:01:43,204 --> 01:01:44,905
Hot one.
[Chip] Let me see.

1497
01:01:45,039 --> 01:01:47,308
Four.
[groans]

1498
01:01:48,175 --> 01:01:50,177
Yep, they're fake.
Yeah. Mm-hmm.

1499
01:01:50,311 --> 01:01:52,681
You see, ladies,
the official tickets
have a hologram

1500
01:01:52,813 --> 01:01:54,848
that lights up under UV light.

1501
01:01:54,982 --> 01:01:57,084
These do not.
You've been scammed.

1502
01:01:57,218 --> 01:01:59,920
Well, that's not possible.
We won them in a contest.

1503
01:02:00,054 --> 01:02:01,523
No, we didn't.

1504
01:02:01,656 --> 01:02:03,023
Lou, tell 'em.

1505
01:02:08,829 --> 01:02:10,665
I never won the contest.

1506
01:02:10,798 --> 01:02:13,467
A whole bunch
of Tom Brady wannabes did.

1507
01:02:13,602 --> 01:02:15,736
How'd you get the tickets?

1508
01:02:16,538 --> 01:02:18,105
I bought them online.

1509
01:02:19,340 --> 01:02:23,344
I maxed out a credit card,
and I sold my car to CarMax.

1510
01:02:24,613 --> 01:02:26,947
Oh, Lou,
why would you do that?

1511
01:02:28,516 --> 01:02:32,953
I wanted to have one last
unforgettable experience

1512
01:02:33,821 --> 01:02:35,356
before it was too late.

1513
01:02:35,489 --> 01:02:37,925
Hey, little ladies,
I'm gonna need you
to move aside.

1514
01:02:38,058 --> 01:02:39,393
We gotta let other people
through the gate.

1515
01:02:39,527 --> 01:02:41,563
Well, you can start by
letting us through.

1516
01:02:41,696 --> 01:02:43,464
Oh, you're not getting in.
Oh!

1517
01:02:43,598 --> 01:02:45,533
Wha--
[Trish] Oh.

1518
01:02:45,667 --> 01:02:47,167
When you do a double,
they get thick.
I got you.

1519
01:02:47,301 --> 01:02:48,570
[whispers]
Let's make a run.

1520
01:02:48,703 --> 01:02:49,671
Whoa. No.
Hey. Wait.

1521
01:02:49,803 --> 01:02:51,640
Maura. No.
Come on, ma'am.

1522
01:02:51,772 --> 01:02:54,174
No, no. She-- Come on.
Come on. I'm not hurting her.
I am not hurting her.

1523
01:02:54,308 --> 01:02:55,610
We know you're not.
Don't touch me!

1524
01:02:55,744 --> 01:02:56,977
She's coming at me.
Come on.

1525
01:02:57,111 --> 01:02:59,146
Okay. Fine, fine, fine.

1526
01:03:01,248 --> 01:03:03,017
Lou, where are you going?

1527
01:03:03,150 --> 01:03:07,121
[Maura] Louella, talk to us.
What is going on?

1528
01:03:09,591 --> 01:03:10,824
Lou, look at me.

1529
01:03:11,760 --> 01:03:13,427
What did you mean
when you said

1530
01:03:14,862 --> 01:03:16,797
"before it's too late"?

1531
01:03:20,968 --> 01:03:22,236
I had some tests done,

1532
01:03:22,369 --> 01:03:24,572
and the hospital's been
trying to reach me.

1533
01:03:26,874 --> 01:03:29,243
I think maybe
something came up.

1534
01:03:30,010 --> 01:03:30,978
Oh, Lou.
[sighs]

1535
01:03:31,111 --> 01:03:32,880
What did they say?

1536
01:03:33,013 --> 01:03:34,315
I don't know, I--

1537
01:03:34,448 --> 01:03:36,283
They sent me a letter,
but I haven't opened it.

1538
01:03:36,417 --> 01:03:37,151
Well, open it.

1539
01:03:37,284 --> 01:03:38,753
No, what if it's come back?

1540
01:03:38,886 --> 01:03:41,188
I-- I can't
go through that again.

1541
01:03:47,328 --> 01:03:49,930
[Betty] Oh, Lou.
You're not alone.

1542
01:03:50,064 --> 01:03:52,066
We're here for you. Always.

1543
01:03:52,199 --> 01:03:54,968
[Maura] We're all here
to support you.

1544
01:03:56,003 --> 01:03:57,639
Isn't that
what friendship is?

1545
01:03:57,772 --> 01:03:59,106
I mean,

1546
01:03:59,239 --> 01:04:03,143
that we face
the unknown together,
hand in hand?

1547
01:04:08,717 --> 01:04:11,586
I wouldn't wanna go through it
with anyone else.

1548
01:04:11,720 --> 01:04:13,454
I really love you all.

1549
01:04:18,926 --> 01:04:21,161
[crowd cheering]

1550
01:04:22,096 --> 01:04:24,666
I guess maybe this Super Bowl
was never meant to be.

1551
01:04:24,799 --> 01:04:26,433
Oh, come on, Lou.

1552
01:04:26,568 --> 01:04:28,902
If you did this to give us
something to remember,

1553
01:04:29,036 --> 01:04:31,305
honey, it worked.

1554
01:04:31,438 --> 01:04:32,206
Big time.

1555
01:04:32,339 --> 01:04:34,241
We will always remember this.

1556
01:04:34,375 --> 01:04:35,677
Absolutely.

1557
01:04:35,810 --> 01:04:40,080
This has been
the best weekend
of my whole life.

1558
01:04:40,214 --> 01:04:42,617
I'm not kidding you.
The very, very best.

1559
01:04:43,317 --> 01:04:45,185
Well, except for
the guilt I felt

1560
01:04:45,319 --> 01:04:47,020
because I lost the tickets,
which were fake.

1561
01:04:47,154 --> 01:04:51,358
And so, in retrospect,
I didn't have to feel
that guilty. Did I?

1562
01:04:56,296 --> 01:04:58,932
Oh, hell.
There must be a sports bar
around here somewhere.

1563
01:04:59,066 --> 01:05:01,636
No, no.
No, no, no, no. God.

1564
01:05:02,537 --> 01:05:05,439
There's got to be
a way into that stadium.

1565
01:05:05,573 --> 01:05:07,074
Come on.
We're not gonna give up.

1566
01:05:07,207 --> 01:05:08,510
We've come too far.

1567
01:05:08,643 --> 01:05:11,011
No, we are not gonna
stand around this food court,

1568
01:05:11,145 --> 01:05:13,313
crying like
a bunch of babies.

1569
01:05:13,447 --> 01:05:16,818
Gugu.
Yeah. Goo-goo, gaga.
[wails]

1570
01:05:16,950 --> 01:05:17,918
No.

1571
01:05:18,051 --> 01:05:19,153
Gugu!

1572
01:05:19,286 --> 01:05:20,254
Hold on.
Gugu. Hi.

1573
01:05:20,387 --> 01:05:21,989
Hey.
Come on. Come on.

1574
01:05:22,122 --> 01:05:23,758
Maura. How are you, ladies?

1575
01:05:23,892 --> 01:05:25,527
Y'all look fabulous.
Thank you.

1576
01:05:25,660 --> 01:05:27,461
I wanted to thank you properly
for last night,

1577
01:05:27,595 --> 01:05:28,563
but you ran out so fast.

1578
01:05:28,696 --> 01:05:29,864
Y'all ran out.

1579
01:05:29,997 --> 01:05:31,999
Your donation was so beautiful.
Thank you.

1580
01:05:32,132 --> 01:05:34,134
You're welcome.
I was happy to do it.

1581
01:05:34,268 --> 01:05:36,470
Are you, um...
Are you going into the game?

1582
01:05:36,604 --> 01:05:37,438
Of course.

1583
01:05:37,572 --> 01:05:39,006
I choreographed
the halftime show.

1584
01:05:39,139 --> 01:05:41,910
Oh, you're--
You work with Lady Gaga?

1585
01:05:42,042 --> 01:05:43,243
I do everything
with that girl.

1586
01:05:43,377 --> 01:05:45,312
Where you think
she got her name from?

1587
01:05:45,446 --> 01:05:48,348
I'm Gugu, she's Gaga.
[laughing]

1588
01:05:48,482 --> 01:05:50,852
Oh, she's spectacular.
She is.

1589
01:05:50,984 --> 01:05:52,787
Do you think
you could get us in?

1590
01:05:52,921 --> 01:05:54,388
Uh, yeah,
we don't have tickets.

1591
01:05:57,692 --> 01:05:59,493
Come on, ladies. Follow me.

1592
01:05:59,627 --> 01:06:02,029
Go, go, go.
Come on.

1593
01:06:03,565 --> 01:06:06,166
Hey, there. How are ya?
Doin' all right.

1594
01:06:06,300 --> 01:06:08,435
Hold on.
Let me see your badges.
No. No.

1595
01:06:08,570 --> 01:06:11,438
They're with me. They're good.
These are my dancers.

1596
01:06:11,573 --> 01:06:13,207
They don't
look like dancers.

1597
01:06:13,340 --> 01:06:15,476
Well, that's ageist.
Isn't it?

1598
01:06:15,610 --> 01:06:17,010
I don't care
how old they are.

1599
01:06:17,144 --> 01:06:18,979
They just need badges
like these dancers.

1600
01:06:19,112 --> 01:06:20,515
[Maura] Holy shit.
[Trish] Flexible.

1601
01:06:20,648 --> 01:06:23,450
Well, uh,
they're all my dancers.

1602
01:06:23,585 --> 01:06:26,554
I mean... [scoffs] What?
You want us to show you?

1603
01:06:27,421 --> 01:06:28,455
Okay.

1604
01:06:29,289 --> 01:06:31,559
Okay. Um...
Y'all got this. Come on.

1605
01:06:31,693 --> 01:06:33,494
Come on. Let's talk
about this for a second.

1606
01:06:34,027 --> 01:06:35,295
Okay. Um...

1607
01:06:35,429 --> 01:06:37,765
So what are some dance moves
you ladies know?

1608
01:06:37,899 --> 01:06:39,433
The twist.
Twist.

1609
01:06:39,567 --> 01:06:41,201
The jerk.
[Lou] Sh-- Shimmy.

1610
01:06:41,335 --> 01:06:43,370
[Trish]
Yeah, uh, step-touch.

1611
01:06:43,505 --> 01:06:47,474
All right.
So we'll do the step-touch,
the twist, the shimmy,

1612
01:06:47,609 --> 01:06:49,076
and then we'll end
with some jazz hands.

1613
01:06:49,209 --> 01:06:50,110
How's that?
Oh, yeah.

1614
01:06:50,244 --> 01:06:51,178
Okay?
[Trish] Yes.

1615
01:06:51,311 --> 01:06:52,814
One, two, three.
[all] Break!

1616
01:06:52,947 --> 01:06:54,047
All right. Let's do it.

1617
01:06:54,181 --> 01:06:55,315
["It's My House" playing]

1618
01:06:55,449 --> 01:06:58,085
Y'all ready?
A little freestyle here.

1619
01:07:00,220 --> 01:07:02,590
And five, six, seven.

1620
01:07:02,724 --> 01:07:06,260
♪ <i>It's my--</i>
<i>And I live here</i> ♪

1621
01:07:07,662 --> 01:07:10,598
♪ <i>It's my house and I--</i> ♪

1622
01:07:10,732 --> 01:07:11,833
There you go.

1623
01:07:11,966 --> 01:07:13,433
Oh!

1624
01:07:20,040 --> 01:07:21,843
[crowd cheers, whistles]

1625
01:07:21,976 --> 01:07:23,778
Oh! And...

1626
01:07:23,912 --> 01:07:25,412
Freestyle, ladies.

1627
01:07:26,113 --> 01:07:28,816
Freestyle, ladies.
Come on down.

1628
01:07:32,787 --> 01:07:34,622
Y'all did so good!

1629
01:07:35,255 --> 01:07:38,091
Five, six, seven and hold!

1630
01:07:38,225 --> 01:07:40,093
[crowd cheering]

1631
01:07:42,797 --> 01:07:44,097
Damn, ladies.

1632
01:07:44,231 --> 01:07:46,000
Those were
some sick dance moves.

1633
01:07:46,133 --> 01:07:50,237
I know you're not his dancers,
but that was awesome.

1634
01:07:51,238 --> 01:07:52,406
Go ahead.

1635
01:07:52,540 --> 01:07:53,508
[cheering]

1636
01:07:53,641 --> 01:07:54,809
Extraordinary!

1637
01:07:54,943 --> 01:07:57,411
We have to go to work.
It's been lovely.
Okay.

1638
01:07:57,545 --> 01:08:00,915
Y'all better fluff up
'cause these ladies
are about to take your gig.

1639
01:08:01,049 --> 01:08:02,050
Come on, kids!

1640
01:08:02,182 --> 01:08:03,183
[Trish] Thank you.
Let's go.

1641
01:08:03,317 --> 01:08:05,385
Yo, how good were they?
Amazing.

1642
01:08:05,520 --> 01:08:06,654
Good lord.

1643
01:08:06,788 --> 01:08:08,823
["The Warrior" playing]

1644
01:08:28,076 --> 01:08:30,110
[crowd cheering]

1645
01:08:37,685 --> 01:08:40,888
[commentator on PA]
<i>In three, two, one!</i>

1646
01:08:41,022 --> 01:08:43,190
[cheers]

1647
01:08:54,936 --> 01:08:56,738
Okay, where to?

1648
01:08:56,871 --> 01:08:58,138
Um...

1649
01:08:58,271 --> 01:09:01,174
Oh! Oh!
Empty seats right there.

1650
01:09:01,308 --> 01:09:02,442
Let's go up there.
Yeah.

1651
01:09:02,577 --> 01:09:03,878
All right.
Super Bowl 51.

1652
01:09:04,012 --> 01:09:08,516
Pats Nation,
welcome to Super Bowl LI.
Welcome.

1653
01:09:09,984 --> 01:09:12,520
[Pat]
<i>There's the kickoff</i>
<i>and we are underway.</i>

1654
01:09:12,654 --> 01:09:15,123
It's Tom. It's Tom.
Okay. Where?

1655
01:09:15,957 --> 01:09:17,859
[coach] Do our job now.
Let's do our job!

1656
01:09:17,992 --> 01:09:22,797
I think this is
the best sitting down
has ever felt.

1657
01:09:28,136 --> 01:09:30,170
[Pat] <i>Third and long.</i>
<i>Tom Brady's in the--</i>

1658
01:09:30,303 --> 01:09:32,372
<i>Oh, God! He's sacked.</i>
[Nat] <i>God.</i>

1659
01:09:32,507 --> 01:09:34,075
[groans]
What the hell was that?

1660
01:09:34,207 --> 01:09:36,678
[Pat] <i>We are still scoreless</i>
<i>in the first quarter.</i>

1661
01:09:38,012 --> 01:09:39,714
[phone chimes]

1662
01:09:41,149 --> 01:09:42,684
Who keeps texting you?

1663
01:09:43,183 --> 01:09:44,819
Oh, it's-- it's Dan.

1664
01:09:45,586 --> 01:09:47,588
Well, why-- why
don't you answer him?

1665
01:09:48,823 --> 01:09:50,992
I don't know.
I'm ghosting him.

1666
01:09:51,592 --> 01:09:53,493
You know, he keeps calling...

1667
01:09:57,732 --> 01:09:58,599
[air horn blows]

1668
01:09:58,733 --> 01:10:00,300
...but I know
how this works out.

1669
01:10:00,434 --> 01:10:01,669
He's--

1670
01:10:02,637 --> 01:10:05,272
He's gonna be charming,
I'm gonna fall for it.

1671
01:10:05,405 --> 01:10:06,741
It's gonna all move too fast,

1672
01:10:06,874 --> 01:10:09,744
and then everything's gonna
come crashing down.

1673
01:10:09,877 --> 01:10:14,182
You realize ignoring him
is just gonna make him
want you more?

1674
01:10:14,314 --> 01:10:16,818
I mean, look at you.
Honestly, and who you are.

1675
01:10:16,951 --> 01:10:20,054
You're always
pushing forward
and doing new things.

1676
01:10:20,188 --> 01:10:21,756
Well...
You're irresistible.

1677
01:10:21,889 --> 01:10:24,458
You know, honestly,
I don't want to be.

1678
01:10:24,592 --> 01:10:26,460
I don't wanna be irresistible.

1679
01:10:26,594 --> 01:10:29,063
I'd like five grandkids
like you have.

1680
01:10:30,131 --> 01:10:32,767
Guess it's a little late
for that.
Yeah, I guess so.

1681
01:10:32,900 --> 01:10:36,571
I want a man I can sit next to
and not have to talk.

1682
01:10:36,704 --> 01:10:39,406
Well, you can have Mark.
He's real good at that.

1683
01:10:39,540 --> 01:10:41,542
Well, I'd take him,

1684
01:10:41,676 --> 01:10:43,544
but he's too much
in love with you.

1685
01:10:43,678 --> 01:10:46,346
Look, that's us!
Oh, my God!

1686
01:10:46,480 --> 01:10:48,516
[exclaiming]
[crowd cheering]

1687
01:10:50,585 --> 01:10:51,786
[Lou] Yay, yay, yay!

1688
01:10:51,919 --> 01:10:55,990
Tom Brady, we love you!
Look down there.

1689
01:10:56,124 --> 01:10:59,292
[announcer on PA]
<i>Let's hear it for</i>
<i>our Super Bowl superfans!</i>

1690
01:10:59,426 --> 01:11:01,863
<i>My goodness,</i>
<i>I wish I had those hips.</i>

1691
01:11:01,996 --> 01:11:04,498
Not on me, not on my watch!

1692
01:11:04,632 --> 01:11:06,534
...never been so--
Sit down.
Tom, spank me.

1693
01:11:06,667 --> 01:11:09,670
Right here.
Spank me here, Tom.
[Betty] Oh, no. Get, get--

1694
01:11:10,538 --> 01:11:13,007
Sit down. Oh, my God.
I'm so embarrassed.

1695
01:11:13,141 --> 01:11:15,143
The Falcons have no business
being in this contest.

1696
01:11:15,275 --> 01:11:17,678
[Nat] <i>I mean,</i>
<i>it's gonna be a bloodbath.</i>

1697
01:11:17,812 --> 01:11:19,847
[Pat] <i>Oh, come on!</i>
<i>Get him! Get him!</i>

1698
01:11:19,981 --> 01:11:21,314
<i>Damn it!</i>

1699
01:11:21,448 --> 01:11:23,450
<i> Atlanta with the first</i>
<i>touchdown of the game.</i>
Nice!

1700
01:11:23,584 --> 01:11:25,485
[announcer]
<i>Bryant, the extra point.</i>

1701
01:11:25,620 --> 01:11:27,387
<i>7-nothing to Atlanta.</i>

1702
01:11:28,689 --> 01:11:29,824
Hey!

1703
01:11:29,957 --> 01:11:30,892
Let's go.

1704
01:11:31,025 --> 01:11:33,460
Out of the seats. Now.

1705
01:11:34,929 --> 01:11:35,963
Come on.

1706
01:11:36,097 --> 01:11:38,032
Let's go, Golden Girls.
Let's do this.

1707
01:11:38,166 --> 01:11:40,802
Now, I don't know how you ladies
got into this stadium,

1708
01:11:40,935 --> 01:11:42,904
but I know
how you're getting out.

1709
01:11:43,037 --> 01:11:43,971
Chip.

1710
01:11:44,105 --> 01:11:45,039
Oh, God.

1711
01:11:45,173 --> 01:11:46,439
Trish?

1712
01:11:47,041 --> 01:11:47,975
Dan.

1713
01:11:48,109 --> 01:11:49,610
I saw you on the Jumbotron.

1714
01:11:49,744 --> 01:11:51,546
You weren't answering my texts.

1715
01:11:52,513 --> 01:11:54,982
I was--
I was very preoccupied.

1716
01:11:55,116 --> 01:11:56,316
Dan O'Callahan?

1717
01:11:56,449 --> 01:11:58,019
[chuckles]

1718
01:11:58,152 --> 01:12:01,222
When you caught
that 90-yard touchdown
pass against the Oilers!

1719
01:12:01,354 --> 01:12:02,523
Poetry.

1720
01:12:02,657 --> 01:12:05,358
I mean, devastating for me
as an Oilers fan

1721
01:12:05,492 --> 01:12:07,228
but poetry.
Thank you.

1722
01:12:07,360 --> 01:12:09,496
Dan, he's kicking us out.
What?

1723
01:12:09,630 --> 01:12:11,398
Well, yeah.
They don't have tickets.

1724
01:12:11,532 --> 01:12:13,568
Well, they're in the box
with me.

1725
01:12:14,869 --> 01:12:15,970
See you, Chip.

1726
01:12:20,041 --> 01:12:21,075
Ready?

1727
01:12:26,147 --> 01:12:27,414
[gasps]

1728
01:12:30,751 --> 01:12:31,586
Wow.

1729
01:12:31,719 --> 01:12:34,421
This is how
people watch football?

1730
01:12:34,956 --> 01:12:35,790
This is heaven.

1731
01:12:35,923 --> 01:12:38,358
I know.
It's called a skybox.

1732
01:12:38,491 --> 01:12:40,595
I'm sorry
I was angry with you

1733
01:12:40,728 --> 01:12:44,232
for hooking up with him
in that broom closet.

1734
01:12:44,364 --> 01:12:45,633
I'm glad you did.

1735
01:12:45,766 --> 01:12:46,767
We were just kissing.

1736
01:12:46,901 --> 01:12:49,402
Come on.
Let's see the view.

1737
01:12:50,338 --> 01:12:52,240
[Betty] Maybe this is heaven.

1738
01:12:52,372 --> 01:12:53,808
Oh, look at this.

1739
01:12:53,941 --> 01:12:56,077
You get such a great sense
of the whole field from up here.

1740
01:12:56,210 --> 01:12:58,346
You can see everything.

1741
01:12:58,478 --> 01:12:59,580
Exactly. Hey.

1742
01:12:59,714 --> 01:13:01,649
You see that box
right across the way?

1743
01:13:01,782 --> 01:13:04,151
That's the coordinator's booth.
[Lou] That's where
they call the plays.

1744
01:13:04,285 --> 01:13:07,454
Wait, you mean
those guys are talking
directly to Tom Brady?

1745
01:13:07,588 --> 01:13:09,824
Mm-hmm.
Oh, what a dream.

1746
01:13:09,957 --> 01:13:10,958
Hey, grab a seat.

1747
01:13:11,092 --> 01:13:13,628
Let me know
if you need anything.
Yeah.

1748
01:13:16,631 --> 01:13:19,300
Dan, I'm sorry
I didn't call you back.

1749
01:13:19,432 --> 01:13:20,835
It's just--

1750
01:13:20,968 --> 01:13:25,006
Sometimes I have a tendency
to go too quickly, you know?

1751
01:13:25,139 --> 01:13:26,908
That's okay. I get it.

1752
01:13:28,075 --> 01:13:29,243
There's no pressure.

1753
01:13:29,377 --> 01:13:32,713
Let's spend some time together,
see what happens.

1754
01:13:35,549 --> 01:13:37,417
[phone ringing]

1755
01:13:38,485 --> 01:13:40,755
Hey, Mickey.
<i>Hey.</i>

1756
01:13:40,888 --> 01:13:42,256
Um, listen.

1757
01:13:42,390 --> 01:13:44,457
Some people around here,
they've been asking about you.

1758
01:13:44,592 --> 01:13:47,895
Some are under the impression
that you've been kidnapped,
you know,

1759
01:13:48,029 --> 01:13:50,564
so they questioned me
for about three hours.

1760
01:13:50,698 --> 01:13:52,833
Of course, I'm no snitch,
you know that.

1761
01:13:52,967 --> 01:13:54,635
Thank you.
That's really nice,

1762
01:13:54,769 --> 01:13:56,904
but I don't want
anybody to worry.

1763
01:13:57,038 --> 01:13:59,073
You can be a snitch.
Go ahead.

1764
01:13:59,206 --> 01:14:00,675
Okay. [chuckles]

1765
01:14:00,808 --> 01:14:02,643
<i>So, when are you coming back?</i>

1766
01:14:02,777 --> 01:14:03,978
<i>Some of the residents</i>
<i>around here,</i>

1767
01:14:04,111 --> 01:14:07,648
they've been, uh,
been eyeing your room.

1768
01:14:07,782 --> 01:14:09,817
You know, I've been
trying to keep them away,

1769
01:14:09,951 --> 01:14:12,019
but they're like vultures,
you know?

1770
01:14:13,387 --> 01:14:14,822
You know what, Mickey?

1771
01:14:15,923 --> 01:14:17,591
Tell them they can have it.

1772
01:14:18,526 --> 01:14:20,294
Does that mean you're leaving?

1773
01:14:20,428 --> 01:14:21,963
<i>I'm moving back to my house,</i>

1774
01:14:22,096 --> 01:14:24,832
<i>but you can come over</i>
<i>whenever you want.</i>

1775
01:14:25,232 --> 01:14:26,567
Oh.

1776
01:14:28,703 --> 01:14:30,004
Yeah. Sure.

1777
01:14:30,137 --> 01:14:31,238
<i>Go Pats, huh?</i>

1778
01:14:31,372 --> 01:14:32,740
Go Pats! [chuckles]

1779
01:14:32,873 --> 01:14:36,476
[Pat] <i>Second quarter,</i>
<i>still 0-7, Falcons leading.</i>

1780
01:14:36,610 --> 01:14:37,812
<i>And...</i>

1781
01:14:37,945 --> 01:14:39,714
[groans]
<i>...that's not gonna do it.</i>

1782
01:14:41,148 --> 01:14:44,452
Hey, what do you think
a box like this costs?

1783
01:14:44,585 --> 01:14:46,454
245,000.

1784
01:14:46,587 --> 01:14:47,755
[chuckling] No.

1785
01:14:47,888 --> 01:14:49,523
You wanna bet?
Yeah.

1786
01:14:49,657 --> 01:14:52,093
What kind of buffoon
would spend all that money?

1787
01:14:53,294 --> 01:14:54,528
Me.

1788
01:14:55,663 --> 01:14:56,664
Oh, really?
Mm-hmm.

1789
01:14:56,797 --> 01:14:58,466
Well, thank you
for having me.

1790
01:14:58,599 --> 01:15:01,736
Well, I don't know who you are,
but I'm glad you could make it.

1791
01:15:02,403 --> 01:15:03,437
You're welcome.

1792
01:15:04,472 --> 01:15:06,374
[announcer] <i>Ryan drops back,</i>
<i>protection holds up.</i>

1793
01:15:06,507 --> 01:15:07,608
<i>He lets it fly.</i>

1794
01:15:07,742 --> 01:15:10,544
<i>End zone,</i>
<i>touchdown, Austin Hooper.</i>

1795
01:15:10,678 --> 01:15:13,247
<i>Falcons,</i>
<i>now a two-touchdown lead.</i>

1796
01:15:13,681 --> 01:15:14,615
You stink!

1797
01:15:14,749 --> 01:15:16,150
Yeah, you tell 'em.

1798
01:15:16,283 --> 01:15:18,819
Hooper touchdown.
Who the hell is this guy?
Come on.

1799
01:15:21,122 --> 01:15:22,623
[announcer]
<i>Brady looks, throws.</i>

1800
01:15:22,757 --> 01:15:24,458
<i>And it's picked! Oh!</i>
[crowd cheers]

1801
01:15:24,592 --> 01:15:26,927
<i>Intercepted by Robert Alford.</i>

1802
01:15:28,262 --> 01:15:32,566
[announcer] <i>It's officially</i>
<i>an 82-yard pick-six</i>
<i>for Rocky Alford.</i>

1803
01:15:32,700 --> 01:15:33,534
<i>Touchdown.</i>

1804
01:15:33,667 --> 01:15:34,969
[groaning]

1805
01:15:35,102 --> 01:15:36,904
Oh, Tom, come on.

1806
01:15:37,038 --> 01:15:39,106
[Pat] <i>It's only halftime.</i>
[Nat] <i>21 to 3.</i>

1807
01:15:39,240 --> 01:15:41,675
Somebody better be saying
something really inspiring

1808
01:15:41,809 --> 01:15:43,544
in that locker room
right now.
I hope so.

1809
01:15:46,414 --> 01:15:49,116
[announcer] <i>And we are underway</i>
<i>here in the third quarter.</i>

1810
01:15:49,250 --> 01:15:51,285
[Pat] <i>It just takes one play.</i>
[Nat] <i>Sure.</i>

1811
01:15:51,419 --> 01:15:53,087
It just takes one play.

1812
01:15:53,220 --> 01:15:55,656
One play and then
you got momentum
and then...

1813
01:15:57,591 --> 01:15:58,859
[announcer] <i>To Coleman.</i>

1814
01:15:58,993 --> 01:16:00,795
<i>End zone touchdown.</i>

1815
01:16:00,928 --> 01:16:04,298
<i>28-3. This one</i>
<i>has been all Atlanta.</i>

1816
01:16:04,432 --> 01:16:05,666
[exhales]

1817
01:16:06,400 --> 01:16:08,202
Wow.
That sucked.

1818
01:16:11,972 --> 01:16:14,842
28-3. What's happening?

1819
01:16:14,975 --> 01:16:17,812
Well, it's just
the third quarter.

1820
01:16:17,945 --> 01:16:19,713
They could still come back.

1821
01:16:19,847 --> 01:16:22,316
Well, I'm sorry
for your loss, ladies.

1822
01:16:22,450 --> 01:16:23,818
[scoffs] Well, thank you,

1823
01:16:23,951 --> 01:16:25,653
but we have not lost yet.

1824
01:16:25,786 --> 01:16:27,021
No.
[chuckles]

1825
01:16:27,822 --> 01:16:29,423
Do you know
what the Patriots' chances

1826
01:16:29,558 --> 01:16:31,092
of pulling this one out are?

1827
01:16:31,659 --> 01:16:33,127
One percent?
Close.

1828
01:16:33,260 --> 01:16:35,963
They have
a .7% chance of winning.

1829
01:16:36,097 --> 01:16:38,766
I still think
they can pull it out.

1830
01:16:38,899 --> 01:16:41,769
[chuckles] Oh, hon,
I wouldn't bet on it.

1831
01:16:46,674 --> 01:16:48,909
[stadium announcer]
<i>Ladies and gentlemen,</i>
<i>as a reminder,</i>

1832
01:16:49,043 --> 01:16:51,812
<i>we will have the official</i>
<i>Lombardi Trophy presentation</i>

1833
01:16:51,946 --> 01:16:54,415
<i>at the conclusion</i>
<i>of this game.</i>

1834
01:16:54,549 --> 01:16:57,651
Pardon my language,
but screw this.

1835
01:16:57,785 --> 01:16:58,986
Are you leaving?

1836
01:16:59,120 --> 01:17:00,988
I'm gonna do something
about it.

1837
01:17:01,122 --> 01:17:02,690
You can stay here
if you want to,

1838
01:17:02,823 --> 01:17:05,759
but this is not
how my Super Bowl ends.

1839
01:17:07,294 --> 01:17:09,663
Hey, hang on to this.
We got a deal.

1840
01:17:10,898 --> 01:17:12,399
What's up?
Let's go. Let's go.

1841
01:17:12,534 --> 01:17:13,502
What?
Let's go. Come on.

1842
01:17:13,634 --> 01:17:14,869
Lou?

1843
01:17:22,076 --> 01:17:24,546
[groans] Five minutes to go
in the third quarter,

1844
01:17:24,678 --> 01:17:27,314
and we are down by...

1845
01:17:28,983 --> 01:17:31,185
a lot. It's a lot.
Yeah.

1846
01:17:31,318 --> 01:17:34,722
It is not looking good,
Pats Nation.
No.

1847
01:17:38,225 --> 01:17:40,394
We gotta find a way
to get the ball
in the end zone.

1848
01:17:40,529 --> 01:17:42,763
We got no choice but to stay
in our two-minute offense

1849
01:17:42,897 --> 01:17:45,132
for the rest of the game.
We got no time left.

1850
01:17:45,733 --> 01:17:46,967
Hey!

1851
01:17:48,936 --> 01:17:51,238
[coach 1] Let's go cover two.
[coach 2]
Cover two. Yeah. Yeah.

1852
01:17:51,372 --> 01:17:53,274
Yeah. Double on Julio.
Watch the scene.

1853
01:17:53,407 --> 01:17:54,675
[coach 1] Over Matt too.

1854
01:17:54,808 --> 01:17:56,844
Let's go. Cover two.
No, no. Go to cover one.

1855
01:17:56,977 --> 01:17:58,179
Go to cover one.
What are you doing?

1856
01:17:58,312 --> 01:17:59,747
You can't be in here.
Listen to me now.

1857
01:17:59,880 --> 01:18:01,315
It frees McCourty
to play the run,

1858
01:18:01,448 --> 01:18:03,552
get some sort of
creative blitz going here.

1859
01:18:03,684 --> 01:18:06,320
You've got great linebackers.
Use 'em, for God's sakes.

1860
01:18:06,453 --> 01:18:07,688
Why are we in cover one?

1861
01:18:07,821 --> 01:18:10,157
What? No. Cover two. What?

1862
01:18:11,825 --> 01:18:13,160
[players grunting]

1863
01:18:14,795 --> 01:18:16,297
Yes!
[coach 2] Let's go!

1864
01:18:16,430 --> 01:18:19,133
Tom?
Hey, you can't touch that.
What--

1865
01:18:19,266 --> 01:18:21,902
You wanna get to her,
you gotta go through me.

1866
01:18:22,537 --> 01:18:23,737
Leave them. They can stay.

1867
01:18:23,871 --> 01:18:24,838
What else you got?
Okay.

1868
01:18:24,972 --> 01:18:27,041
Tom? Tom, can you hear me?

1869
01:18:27,174 --> 01:18:29,243
[on helmet speaker]
<i>Can you hear me, Tom?</i>

1870
01:18:29,944 --> 01:18:31,312
<i>Up here.</i>

1871
01:18:31,445 --> 01:18:34,048
<i>Tom, can you hear me?</i>

1872
01:18:34,683 --> 01:18:36,283
<i>Can you hear me, Tom?</i>

1873
01:18:36,417 --> 01:18:37,785
Up here. Up here.

1874
01:18:38,252 --> 01:18:39,253
Up here.

1875
01:18:39,987 --> 01:18:42,990
I'm Louella.
I'm your biggest fan.

1876
01:18:44,458 --> 01:18:47,027
I don't know if this is
the right time to talk.

1877
01:18:47,161 --> 01:18:51,932
Sixteen years ago,
I was in the middle of chemo,

1878
01:18:52,066 --> 01:18:55,336
feeling like I was done,
like I had nothing more in me.

1879
01:18:55,469 --> 01:18:57,104
And then you came on the TV,

1880
01:18:57,238 --> 01:19:00,474
fearless, determined,
a skinny little rookie.

1881
01:19:00,609 --> 01:19:02,711
Watching you play that season

1882
01:19:02,843 --> 01:19:05,145
gave me something extra
to look forward to.

1883
01:19:05,279 --> 01:19:07,848
Each week,
I found strength in that,

1884
01:19:07,982 --> 01:19:10,017
and that strength got me
through my treatments.

1885
01:19:10,150 --> 01:19:12,853
But that was 16 years ago,

1886
01:19:12,987 --> 01:19:14,421
and I've enjoyed
every moment since.

1887
01:19:14,556 --> 01:19:17,692
And I'm sure you enjoyed
winning all those Super Bowls.

1888
01:19:18,826 --> 01:19:21,795
But that was the past,
and we can't live in the past.

1889
01:19:21,929 --> 01:19:25,165
No matter how good
or how bad it was.

1890
01:19:25,299 --> 01:19:28,802
Right now
we have this one moment,

1891
01:19:28,936 --> 01:19:31,472
and you're down
in this game, a lot.

1892
01:19:31,606 --> 01:19:33,642
But you're Tom Brady.

1893
01:19:33,774 --> 01:19:35,543
You have to come back.

1894
01:19:35,677 --> 01:19:36,944
That's what you do best.

1895
01:19:37,077 --> 01:19:39,113
And I love you
because you are the best.

1896
01:19:39,246 --> 01:19:42,316
And anyone who doesn't
love you respects you

1897
01:19:42,449 --> 01:19:45,085
because you fight
and you never give up.

1898
01:19:48,322 --> 01:19:50,324
So I'm not giving up either.

1899
01:19:53,260 --> 01:19:55,362
I don't know
what's ahead for me,

1900
01:19:56,363 --> 01:19:58,432
but if you fight,
I'll fight.

1901
01:20:05,674 --> 01:20:07,474
Now go out there and win.

1902
01:20:09,644 --> 01:20:11,245
Let's go!

1903
01:20:14,982 --> 01:20:16,518
Let's fucking go!

1904
01:20:16,651 --> 01:20:18,485
[players shout, cheer]

1905
01:20:19,119 --> 01:20:20,888
How was that?
That was...

1906
01:20:21,021 --> 01:20:22,890
Beautiful.
[Lou laughs]

1907
01:20:23,023 --> 01:20:24,358
All yours.

1908
01:20:24,491 --> 01:20:26,060
Let's go, offense.
Offense is up. Let's go.

1909
01:20:26,193 --> 01:20:28,329
<i>Come on.</i>
<i>We got a Super Bowl to win.</i>

1910
01:20:43,611 --> 01:20:45,946
Hey! Hey,
there's nine minutes left
and they've got momentum.

1911
01:20:46,080 --> 01:20:49,684
If they pull this off,
it'll be the greatest comeback
in NFL history.

1912
01:20:49,818 --> 01:20:51,051
Oh, my God.

1913
01:20:53,755 --> 01:20:55,022
Actually, in '93,

1914
01:20:55,155 --> 01:20:57,191
the Bills came back
from a much larger deficit,

1915
01:20:57,324 --> 01:20:58,959
but who's talking statistics?

1916
01:20:59,093 --> 01:21:01,161
Betty, what are you doing?
Come on.

1917
01:21:03,565 --> 01:21:06,033
All right. That just
puts us two touchdowns

1918
01:21:06,166 --> 01:21:09,504
and two two-point
conversions away.
And two-- Yeah.

1919
01:21:09,637 --> 01:21:12,707
Yeah, exactly.
Two touchdowns and two--
So that's doable.

1920
01:21:12,841 --> 01:21:14,007
That's all they gotta do.

1921
01:21:14,141 --> 01:21:15,810
That's all they gotta do.
Oh, my God.

1922
01:21:15,943 --> 01:21:17,512
We gotta play harder.

1923
01:21:17,645 --> 01:21:20,214
Gotta play tougher.
Harder, tougher everything.

1924
01:21:21,750 --> 01:21:24,652
[announcer] <i>Ryan gets hit,</i>
<i>and that's a fumble.</i>

1925
01:21:24,786 --> 01:21:26,220
<i>New England recovers.</i>

1926
01:21:26,353 --> 01:21:28,455
<i>Something has really</i>
<i>gotten into the Patriots.</i>

1927
01:21:28,590 --> 01:21:30,190
We got the ball back.

1928
01:21:30,891 --> 01:21:33,227
This is too stressful.
Oh, God.

1929
01:21:34,796 --> 01:21:35,830
[announcer] <i>Brady...</i>

1930
01:21:36,798 --> 01:21:40,000
<i>connects with Amendola.</i>
<i>Touchdown Patriots.</i>

1931
01:21:40,467 --> 01:21:41,902
[Nat] <i>28-18.</i>

1932
01:21:45,239 --> 01:21:47,174
Amendola.
Oh, my God.
That was nice.

1933
01:21:47,307 --> 01:21:49,977
He's got a skull
like a baby bird's,

1934
01:21:50,110 --> 01:21:52,747
but his hands
are like Midas.

1935
01:21:52,881 --> 01:21:54,348
<i>Brady throws up two.</i>

1936
01:21:54,481 --> 01:21:56,450
<i>Two-point conversion,</i>
<i>here we go.</i>

1937
01:21:56,584 --> 01:21:59,253
<i>It's a direct snap</i>
<i>to James right through.</i>
<i>Right through.</i>

1938
01:21:59,386 --> 01:22:01,221
He's in there!
Oh, he's got it.

1939
01:22:01,355 --> 01:22:03,190
[Nat] <i>Oh, my God.</i>
<i>Give Tom an Oscar for that.</i>

1940
01:22:03,323 --> 01:22:05,993
<i>I thought that was it.</i>
<i>Oh, my God.</i>

1941
01:22:07,194 --> 01:22:08,596
[announcer] <i>20-28.</i>

1942
01:22:08,730 --> 01:22:10,732
<i>Someone must have said</i>
<i>something inspiring to Brady,</i>

1943
01:22:10,865 --> 01:22:12,332
<i>'cause he is on fire.</i>

1944
01:22:12,466 --> 01:22:14,401
[announcer 2]
<i>It's a one-score game.</i>

1945
01:22:16,370 --> 01:22:17,672
<i>Matt up in the pocket.</i>

1946
01:22:17,806 --> 01:22:20,107
<i>Now gonna cut it loose,</i>
<i>looking for Julio.</i>

1947
01:22:20,240 --> 01:22:21,643
<i>What a catch!</i>

1948
01:22:21,776 --> 01:22:24,178
<i>He made a catch! Unbelievable!</i>

1949
01:22:26,947 --> 01:22:29,684
[Pat] <i>Oh,</i>
<i>they just sacked Matty Ice.</i>
[Nat] <i>Oh, my God.</i>

1950
01:22:29,818 --> 01:22:32,887
<i>Oh, my God.</i>
<i>He can't kick it from there.</i>

1951
01:22:33,020 --> 01:22:34,054
Attaboy, Flowers. Come on.

1952
01:22:34,188 --> 01:22:35,422
[Pat]
<i>Two and a half minutes left.</i>

1953
01:22:35,557 --> 01:22:37,659
<i>We gotta get</i>
<i>down the field here, kid.</i>

1954
01:22:39,561 --> 01:22:41,428
[exclaiming]

1955
01:22:42,229 --> 01:22:44,097
[Betty] Oh, God. Oh, God.

1956
01:22:45,499 --> 01:22:48,068
I caught it. It's crazy.
I swear to God.

1957
01:22:48,202 --> 01:22:49,604
No way. Look at that.
Watch.

1958
01:22:49,737 --> 01:22:51,071
Look there.
Yo.

1959
01:22:51,205 --> 01:22:52,507
[announcer] <i>Edelman comes down</i>
<i>with the football.</i>

1960
01:22:52,640 --> 01:22:54,007
<i>They're saying it's a catch.</i>

1961
01:22:54,141 --> 01:22:55,777
[Nat]
<i>It's a catch! It's a catch!</i>

1962
01:22:55,910 --> 01:22:57,912
<i>It's a catch!</i>
[Pat] <i>That is</i>
<i>the greatest catch...</i>

1963
01:22:58,045 --> 01:23:00,314
Oh, my freaking Lord.
...in NFL history.

1964
01:23:00,447 --> 01:23:01,649
Off his leg.

1965
01:23:01,783 --> 01:23:03,651
After review,
the ruling on the field
is confirmed.

1966
01:23:03,785 --> 01:23:06,353
[cheering]

1967
01:23:10,792 --> 01:23:12,059
That's crazy.

1968
01:23:13,561 --> 01:23:15,128
[Pat]
<i>Passes it off to James White,</i>

1969
01:23:15,262 --> 01:23:17,030
<i>who runs it into the end zone.</i>

1970
01:23:17,164 --> 01:23:19,701
<i>And he's in there.</i>
<i>He's in there.</i>
[Nat] <i>Oh, my God!</i>

1971
01:23:19,834 --> 01:23:22,069
[Pat] <i>We're within two!</i>
<i>Two points away.</i>

1972
01:23:22,202 --> 01:23:24,338
Oh, my God, James White.
You beauty.

1973
01:23:25,773 --> 01:23:28,242
We need a two-point conversion.
We only have a minute left.

1974
01:23:28,375 --> 01:23:30,678
Miracles happen.
They happen every day.

1975
01:23:31,980 --> 01:23:35,148
[announcer]
<i>Quick screen to Amendola</i>
<i>and he's in.</i>

1976
01:23:37,451 --> 01:23:39,521
It's tied! It's tied!
He tied it! He tied it!

1977
01:23:39,654 --> 01:23:42,356
[announcer]
<i>The ball crossed the line.</i>
<i>He is in.</i>

1978
01:23:47,896 --> 01:23:48,963
Way to go.

1979
01:23:49,096 --> 01:23:50,030
Let's go!

1980
01:23:50,163 --> 01:23:53,467
Tom Brady!

1981
01:23:55,202 --> 01:23:57,371
Oh, my God.
Overtime for the first time

1982
01:23:57,505 --> 01:23:59,774
in Super Bowl history.
Oh, my God.

1983
01:23:59,908 --> 01:24:03,377
Holy sh-- Oh, my God.
We are going to overtime.

1984
01:24:03,511 --> 01:24:06,046
Hey, would somebody get him
his blood pressure cuff?

1985
01:24:06,179 --> 01:24:07,549
Oh, my God.

1986
01:24:07,682 --> 01:24:10,018
It's not over. It's not over.
Stay focused.

1987
01:24:10,150 --> 01:24:12,352
[referee on PA]
Gentlemen, we're about to
begin an overtime period

1988
01:24:12,486 --> 01:24:14,789
that will continue
until a winner is determined.

1989
01:24:14,923 --> 01:24:16,256
It is sudden death,

1990
01:24:16,390 --> 01:24:18,458
unless the first team
to possess kicks a field goal,

1991
01:24:18,593 --> 01:24:20,929
in which case the other team
will have an opportunity.

1992
01:24:21,094 --> 01:24:23,898
This is heads.
This is tails.

1993
01:24:24,032 --> 01:24:25,132
New England gets to
call the toss.

1994
01:24:25,265 --> 01:24:27,267
Heads.
They have called heads.

1995
01:24:29,504 --> 01:24:31,839
It is heads.
We'll take the ball.

1996
01:24:31,973 --> 01:24:33,407
Yes!
Yes! Yes!

1997
01:24:33,541 --> 01:24:36,109
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay. Hear me.

1998
01:24:36,243 --> 01:24:37,979
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay, okay.

1999
01:24:39,079 --> 01:24:42,316
Let's go score
and win this thing, baby.
Yeah. Here we go.

2000
01:24:52,694 --> 01:24:54,394
[Nat]
<i>Amendola with the catch.</i>

2001
01:25:04,973 --> 01:25:06,306
<i>Tom Brady to Hogan.</i>

2002
01:25:06,440 --> 01:25:08,509
[Pat] <i>For 16 yards.</i>
Let's go, Hoge!

2003
01:25:09,376 --> 01:25:11,713
[Pat] <i>Oh! Oh!</i>
<i>A few more for good measure.</i>

2004
01:25:11,846 --> 01:25:14,816
I think I'm gonna throw up,
and this is the best
experience of my life.

2005
01:25:14,949 --> 01:25:16,316
[chuckles]

2006
01:25:20,387 --> 01:25:22,289
[Nat] <i>Pass to Edelman.</i>
<i>Fifteen yards. Here we go.</i>

2007
01:25:22,422 --> 01:25:24,224
<i>Nice.</i>
[Pat] <i>This is it,</i>
<i>piece by piece.</i>

2008
01:25:24,358 --> 01:25:25,560
<i>We're marching.</i>

2009
01:25:27,762 --> 01:25:29,530
[announcer] <i>Here's Bennett.</i>

2010
01:25:31,633 --> 01:25:33,635
<i>Couldn't hold onto it.</i>

2011
01:25:39,040 --> 01:25:41,308
Come on, Tom. You've got this.

2012
01:25:45,613 --> 01:25:47,214
Green 19!

2013
01:26:04,331 --> 01:26:06,299
[crowd cheering]
[announcer] <i>He's in!</i>

2014
01:26:06,433 --> 01:26:09,336
<i>Patriots win the Super Bowl.</i>
[crowd cheers]

2015
01:26:16,410 --> 01:26:20,280
[Pat] <i>The Pats win</i>
<i>the Super Bowl.</i> [chuckles]
[Nat screams]

2016
01:26:20,414 --> 01:26:22,315
I cannot be-- Come here.

2017
01:26:22,850 --> 01:26:24,952
[sobbing]

2018
01:26:25,086 --> 01:26:26,587
Oh, my God.
I love you, kid.

2019
01:26:26,721 --> 01:26:27,855
They did it!

2020
01:26:29,057 --> 01:26:29,991
You did it.

2021
01:26:30,124 --> 01:26:31,859
No, we did it.

2022
01:26:31,993 --> 01:26:34,494
We did it. We did it.

2023
01:26:34,629 --> 01:26:36,631
["I'll Be Holding On" playing]

2024
01:27:09,262 --> 01:27:11,331
[no audible dialogue]

2025
01:27:22,744 --> 01:27:25,079
Oh, it was worth every penny.

2026
01:27:25,213 --> 01:27:26,446
[chuckles]

2027
01:27:27,548 --> 01:27:31,185
Lou, how much
did you spend on this?

2028
01:27:31,318 --> 01:27:32,887
Mmm. A lot.

2029
01:27:34,321 --> 01:27:35,923
I might be able
to help with that.

2030
01:27:36,057 --> 01:27:37,424
What do you mean?

2031
01:27:37,558 --> 01:27:39,727
In the third quarter,
I made a bet with that rich guy

2032
01:27:39,861 --> 01:27:42,163
that the Pats would
come back and win.

2033
01:27:42,663 --> 01:27:44,132
How much did you win?

2034
01:27:44,264 --> 01:27:45,800
A lot.

2035
01:27:45,933 --> 01:27:49,604
But he didn't have
enough cash on him,
so the poor guy--

2036
01:27:50,071 --> 01:27:51,471
I just had to, uh...

2037
01:27:52,206 --> 01:27:53,406
take this.

2038
01:27:54,142 --> 01:27:56,177
Oh, my God.
[chuckling]

2039
01:27:56,309 --> 01:27:59,379
So you're the women
that broke into
the coaches' booth.

2040
01:27:59,514 --> 01:28:01,048
I did. I'm the one.

2041
01:28:01,182 --> 01:28:02,583
I should've known.

2042
01:28:02,717 --> 01:28:04,752
Come with me.
All of you.

2043
01:28:04,886 --> 01:28:07,722
No, no. Don't take them.
You're not going alone.

2044
01:28:08,589 --> 01:28:10,258
[Betty]
You sure walk slow.

2045
01:28:10,390 --> 01:28:12,827
Yeah. Walking with authority.

2046
01:28:13,694 --> 01:28:16,296
I'm sorry. I know
we shouldn't have done it.

2047
01:28:16,429 --> 01:28:18,065
But someone
had to do something.

2048
01:28:18,199 --> 01:28:20,101
They were gonna lose.

2049
01:28:20,234 --> 01:28:22,637
I can't believe
we're doing this.
What's gonna happen to us?

2050
01:28:22,770 --> 01:28:26,007
[Betty] Oh, God.
[Lou] I haven't been to jail
since '67.

2051
01:28:26,140 --> 01:28:27,374
Hey!

2052
01:28:27,875 --> 01:28:29,811
[players cheering]

2053
01:28:41,122 --> 01:28:42,156
[Betty] Oh, my God.

2054
01:28:42,557 --> 01:28:43,791
Oh, my God.

2055
01:28:43,925 --> 01:28:46,994
Oh, my God.
You're Danny Amendola.

2056
01:28:47,128 --> 01:28:48,196
Yeah.
Danny Amendola,

2057
01:28:48,328 --> 01:28:49,564
you have
the highest catch percentage

2058
01:28:49,697 --> 01:28:50,932
of anyone out there.

2059
01:28:51,065 --> 01:28:52,633
You are reliable.

2060
01:28:52,767 --> 01:28:54,902
Oh, that's the nicest thing
anybody's ever said to me.

2061
01:28:55,036 --> 01:28:57,205
What do you mean?
I'm sure they say that
to you all the time.

2062
01:28:57,337 --> 01:28:59,774
Is this yours?
Oh, yeah. I'm sorry.
It's sweaty.

2063
01:28:59,907 --> 01:29:02,375
Oh, yes, it's very sweaty.
And does your head actually...

2064
01:29:02,510 --> 01:29:04,444
I wanna shave you.

2065
01:29:05,813 --> 01:29:06,848
Yeah.

2066
01:29:08,115 --> 01:29:09,482
[gasps]

2067
01:29:20,628 --> 01:29:22,697
Gronk.
Hi.

2068
01:29:22,830 --> 01:29:24,232
Have you--
Have you read this book?

2069
01:29:24,364 --> 01:29:26,901
I take it everywhere I go.
[gasps]

2070
01:29:27,034 --> 01:29:28,870
You're so big.

2071
01:29:29,871 --> 01:29:30,905
Thank you.

2072
01:29:32,139 --> 01:29:33,373
[Brady] Louella?

2073
01:29:34,275 --> 01:29:35,309
Tom.

2074
01:29:36,210 --> 01:29:38,813
I wanna thank you
for what you did out there.

2075
01:29:39,714 --> 01:29:40,648
Thank you so much.

2076
01:29:40,781 --> 01:29:42,917
I should say
the same to you.

2077
01:29:44,619 --> 01:29:46,587
Oh, what a day.

2078
01:29:47,521 --> 01:29:49,891
Can you believe it?
No.

2079
01:29:59,399 --> 01:30:01,068
Thanks for saying all that.

2080
01:30:04,739 --> 01:30:05,806
I don't know how you did it,

2081
01:30:05,940 --> 01:30:09,543
but your words
meant the world to me.

2082
01:30:10,945 --> 01:30:12,412
We were down.

2083
01:30:13,381 --> 01:30:15,549
You knew just what I needed.
[chuckles]

2084
01:30:17,018 --> 01:30:19,452
You know,
I play a game that I love,

2085
01:30:20,154 --> 01:30:21,322
this game of football,

2086
01:30:21,454 --> 01:30:23,624
and it's taught me so much.

2087
01:30:23,758 --> 01:30:28,729
And people say all the time,
"You inspire me," and...

2088
01:30:30,497 --> 01:30:32,033
it's just a game.

2089
01:30:33,100 --> 01:30:36,037
What you've been through,
how tough you are,

2090
01:30:36,704 --> 01:30:38,372
you inspire me.

2091
01:30:38,506 --> 01:30:41,075
And your courage
inspires me,

2092
01:30:41,208 --> 01:30:42,475
so thank you.

2093
01:30:46,414 --> 01:30:47,682
You're welcome.

2094
01:30:49,449 --> 01:30:51,152
And I love that jersey.

2095
01:30:53,054 --> 01:30:54,088
Wow.

2096
01:30:54,655 --> 01:30:56,489
Could we do a jersey swap?

2097
01:30:57,490 --> 01:30:59,560
This jersey for your jersey?
Yeah.

2098
01:30:59,694 --> 01:31:03,631
And it's all sweaty
and everything?
It's got a lot of sweat on it.

2099
01:31:03,764 --> 01:31:05,666
All right. I can do it.
Yes.

2100
01:31:05,800 --> 01:31:09,036
That one is--
I've never had anything
with the sequins like that.

2101
01:31:10,204 --> 01:31:12,173
Where is my jersey?

2102
01:31:12,306 --> 01:31:13,741
It was just right here.

2103
01:31:14,642 --> 01:31:17,511
Well, you know,
you can send it to me.

2104
01:31:17,979 --> 01:31:18,846
I will.

2105
01:31:19,947 --> 01:31:20,982
Of course.

2106
01:31:29,423 --> 01:31:31,792
[announcer]
<i>The Tampa Bay Buccaneers</i>
<i>will start this season</i>

2107
01:31:31,926 --> 01:31:33,561
<i>with a new quarterback</i>
<i>at the helm.</i>

2108
01:31:33,694 --> 01:31:36,998
<i>Forty-three-year-old Tom Brady</i>
<i>will try to</i>
<i>turn around a franchise</i>

2109
01:31:37,131 --> 01:31:40,501
<i>that hasn't even been</i>
<i>to the post-season since 2007.</i>

2110
01:31:40,634 --> 01:31:42,069
<i>At this point,</i>

2111
01:31:42,203 --> 01:31:43,771
<i>I've learned to never doubt</i>
<i>what Brady is capable of,</i>

2112
01:31:43,904 --> 01:31:45,573
<i>but you have to imagine...</i>
Game's about to start.

2113
01:31:45,706 --> 01:31:46,774
Hey, guys.

2114
01:31:46,907 --> 01:31:48,509
Come on.
The game is about to start.

2115
01:31:48,642 --> 01:31:49,844
Okay.
How's the guacamole?

2116
01:31:49,977 --> 01:31:51,379
It's done.
Let's see.

2117
01:31:51,512 --> 01:31:53,014
No. More onion.
Come on.

2118
01:31:53,147 --> 01:31:55,216
More onion? Of course.
I think
you're doing just fine.

2119
01:31:55,349 --> 01:31:57,485
Well, she's a woman
who knows what she wants.

2120
01:31:57,618 --> 01:32:00,221
[Trish] Let's go.
It's about to begin.
We're coming. We're coming.

2121
01:32:00,354 --> 01:32:01,589
Hurry.

2122
01:32:01,722 --> 01:32:03,991
Before anyone else does,
I wanna make a toast.

2123
01:32:05,126 --> 01:32:06,560
To a new season,

2124
01:32:06,694 --> 01:32:08,596
a new team,

2125
01:32:08,729 --> 01:32:11,065
and to the woman
who brought us all together.

2126
01:32:11,866 --> 01:32:13,834
Wait a minute,
where the heck is she?

2127
01:32:14,635 --> 01:32:15,536
Mom, come on!

2128
01:32:15,669 --> 01:32:17,405
[Betty] We're all ready!

2129
01:32:17,538 --> 01:32:20,441
I was in the garage,
getting chips.

2130
01:32:20,574 --> 01:32:24,478
To our healthy quarterback.
Oh. [scoffs]

2131
01:32:24,612 --> 01:32:26,480
[announcer]
<i>All set here at Tampa Bay.</i>
Kickoff. Hurry up.

2132
01:32:26,614 --> 01:32:30,684
<i>There's the whistle.</i>
<i>This is the kickoff,</i>
<i>and we are underway.</i>

2133
01:32:52,573 --> 01:32:54,141
So when are you gonna retire?

2134
01:32:54,275 --> 01:32:57,044
I don't like to
use the word "retire."
It sounds so final.

2135
01:32:58,045 --> 01:33:02,083
I don't "retire."
I just change careers.

2136
01:33:02,216 --> 01:33:03,350
Often.

2137
01:33:03,484 --> 01:33:05,586
Technically,
I took a sabbatical
many years ago,

2138
01:33:05,719 --> 01:33:07,388
and I just never returned
to work.

2139
01:33:07,522 --> 01:33:11,859
I wasn't asking you girls.
I was asking him.

2140
01:33:11,992 --> 01:33:14,563
You know, I've thought a lot
about retirement.

2141
01:33:14,728 --> 01:33:19,233
But it'd be a shame
to retire if you feel
like you still got it.

2142
01:33:19,366 --> 01:33:20,601
Join the club.

2143
01:33:20,734 --> 01:33:22,303
Yeah. I'll drink to that.
Hear! Hear!

2144
01:33:22,436 --> 01:33:24,171
Me too.
Look at this spot.

2145
01:33:24,839 --> 01:33:26,874
Cheers.
Tampa. Who knew?

2146
01:33:27,007 --> 01:33:30,244
["Gonna Be You" playing]