1 00:00:11,380 --> 00:00:14,620 Christ, it took that old fuck a long time to croak. 2 00:00:15,900 --> 00:00:17,340 But it did cough. 3 00:00:18,840 --> 00:00:20,600 You've done well with that solicitor. 4 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:22,360 You have to pay him much. 5 00:00:26,380 --> 00:00:28,420 They weren't too expensive. 6 00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:36,260 You know what gets me is... Why would Jimmy Silver want to leave his old poem? 7 00:00:36,860 --> 00:00:38,560 To that little whippie over there. 8 00:00:43,820 --> 00:00:45,060 Button, man. What? 9 00:00:47,040 --> 00:00:48,040 Well, hey. 10 00:00:50,280 --> 00:00:51,520 Fucking poppy cake. 11 00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:53,080 Oi! Hold on to it! 12 00:00:54,680 --> 00:00:55,720 Not coming handy. 13 00:00:57,620 --> 00:01:01,280 Whole of London knows he owed you for that Black Monday scare. 14 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:02,800 Yeah, all right, all right. 15 00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:07,800 From now on, the whole of London's going to know that I'm a Jimmy Silver copper. 16 00:01:08,320 --> 00:01:09,640 And you're a McGrath. 17 00:01:10,780 --> 00:01:11,960 Let's do the old man. 18 00:01:24,180 --> 00:01:26,180 Go for a trip on his way out by now. 19 00:01:27,140 --> 00:01:30,160 With Jimmy Silver's piggy bank tucked under his arm. 20 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:32,920 Think he'll be alright. 21 00:01:33,660 --> 00:01:34,660 Oh, yeah. 22 00:01:35,540 --> 00:01:36,920 Long did I get greedy. 23 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:40,040 What's that do? Let's go. 24 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:41,380 No! Not yet. 25 00:01:42,980 --> 00:01:43,980 Open that! 26 00:01:44,300 --> 00:01:45,300 Oi! 27 00:01:46,780 --> 00:01:48,680 Wake up! Let's forget it. 28 00:01:49,140 --> 00:01:50,300 What did you say? 29 00:02:43,920 --> 00:02:44,920 Las Vegas. 30 00:02:45,460 --> 00:02:46,460 It's got everything. 31 00:02:47,480 --> 00:02:48,920 We can't afford those hotels. 32 00:02:49,420 --> 00:02:51,800 We can go to a motel, like in the films. 33 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:53,240 Nah. 34 00:02:53,760 --> 00:02:55,480 Someone always died in them kind of films. 35 00:02:56,540 --> 00:02:58,700 Here. This is in the wardrobe. 36 00:02:59,060 --> 00:03:00,360 25 quid, all new. 37 00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:02,060 Pure jackets, Jamie. 38 00:03:05,460 --> 00:03:07,860 Have a look at that. 39 00:03:09,100 --> 00:03:10,100 See? 40 00:03:10,460 --> 00:03:12,640 Easy. Now that's where we want to be going. Yeah? 41 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:14,800 Where is it? 42 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:17,100 Thailand. I don't trust myself in Thailand. 43 00:03:18,080 --> 00:03:19,320 We should just go to Ibiza. 44 00:03:20,220 --> 00:03:21,220 Again? 45 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:25,080 Well, we've got to go somewhere cheap because I ain't sharing a room with any 46 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:26,640 you animals. Not after laugh time. 47 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:28,420 We should stick to Spain. 48 00:03:29,340 --> 00:03:30,480 I mean, we know the money. 49 00:03:30,980 --> 00:03:32,180 I speak a little Spanish. 50 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:33,840 We know what to expect. 51 00:03:34,820 --> 00:03:36,400 Hey, the freight's gone down. 52 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:37,640 He's got five years. 53 00:03:38,300 --> 00:03:39,400 So Mickey and Farrell? 54 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:40,960 What'd he do? 55 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:42,600 Aggravated burglary. 56 00:03:43,020 --> 00:03:47,580 If he's here, he broke into St Paul's Cathedral and attacked a vicar with a 57 00:03:47,580 --> 00:03:48,580 crucifix. 58 00:04:28,820 --> 00:04:30,220 So... 59 00:04:49,099 --> 00:04:52,520 Half of what the key's worth, and you can walk away with it. 60 00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:55,300 That key is mine. 61 00:04:56,300 --> 00:04:58,260 Jimmy Silver was a wealthy man. 62 00:04:58,900 --> 00:05:00,600 Anything else you're thinking of selling me? 63 00:05:01,340 --> 00:05:03,060 The house, car. 64 00:05:04,340 --> 00:05:06,240 Want me to make you an offer on my shoes? 65 00:05:06,780 --> 00:05:07,780 I want what I'm owed. 66 00:05:07,960 --> 00:05:10,000 Oh, you'll get that, my son. 67 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:11,640 Truthless! 68 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:13,720 We've done a deal. 69 00:05:14,180 --> 00:05:15,740 I ain't had nothing out of that job. 70 00:05:16,160 --> 00:05:18,460 Because you fucked it up. 71 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:24,420 Seems like he was one step ahead of you, Miami. 72 00:05:25,380 --> 00:05:26,740 Just like he always was. 73 00:05:27,640 --> 00:05:31,800 And I'm going to keep good hold of this key until I find out exactly what it's 74 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:32,800 worth. 75 00:05:37,460 --> 00:05:44,380 You can use that key right now to buy back the rest of your natural 76 00:05:44,380 --> 00:05:45,380 life. 77 00:05:46,090 --> 00:05:50,050 or I'll have you torn apart before the end of the week. 78 00:05:50,810 --> 00:05:52,410 You ain't got no waiting in. 79 00:05:57,470 --> 00:05:58,470 Parker's right. 80 00:05:58,890 --> 00:06:01,390 All our boys are in Parkhurst and Longlawn. 81 00:06:02,930 --> 00:06:05,150 Better get somebody in here then, haven't we? 82 00:06:07,570 --> 00:06:09,190 I've already booked you an holiday. 83 00:06:10,610 --> 00:06:11,610 Sweet. 84 00:06:12,510 --> 00:06:13,510 Anyone nice? 85 00:06:13,830 --> 00:06:14,830 Package. 86 00:06:15,699 --> 00:06:18,120 Her Majesty's prison service. 87 00:06:20,420 --> 00:06:21,460 Not so sweet. 88 00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:22,720 You heard of Toothless? 89 00:06:22,940 --> 00:06:24,960 Yeah. Top blag merchant. 90 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:26,260 Blag merchant? 91 00:06:26,760 --> 00:06:28,940 Then I won't go so far as to say top. 92 00:06:30,380 --> 00:06:36,840 Toothless has a key about his person, which is very, very important 93 00:06:36,840 --> 00:06:40,300 to me. Trouble is, he's looking at a ten -year stretch. 94 00:06:41,820 --> 00:06:43,860 And I'm not known for me patience. 95 00:06:46,860 --> 00:06:47,860 Organise the fit up. 96 00:06:48,440 --> 00:06:54,180 You get nabbed, as soon as you're on the inn, we feed you all the orders. You 97 00:06:54,180 --> 00:06:59,580 get the key, we drop all the charges and you walk with 50 grand. 98 00:06:59,980 --> 00:07:05,380 I don't know if I think this is really what... I'm not asking you to think 99 00:07:05,380 --> 00:07:06,380 it, am I? 100 00:07:07,920 --> 00:07:11,300 You're the only Muppets I know who don't have any record. 101 00:07:11,620 --> 00:07:12,620 Um, Miami. 102 00:07:13,620 --> 00:07:14,620 I'm on probation. 103 00:07:15,340 --> 00:07:17,900 I've got six months left. I can't get sent down again. 104 00:07:21,980 --> 00:07:26,800 Well, we'll have to leave you out of the arrangement then. 105 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:30,180 It was horrible. 106 00:07:32,420 --> 00:07:36,000 They just, like, leapt on me. 107 00:07:36,620 --> 00:07:37,620 Like animals. 108 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:43,800 They was pulling me here. 109 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:47,200 And they grabbed me handbag with everything in it. 110 00:07:48,660 --> 00:07:50,620 One of them grabbed my arse. 111 00:07:51,380 --> 00:07:54,100 I'll have mental scars right up to me pension. 112 00:07:55,860 --> 00:07:56,960 I'm going now. 113 00:09:08,750 --> 00:09:11,430 Like Mickey and Beryl? In the same nick as us? 114 00:09:12,470 --> 00:09:18,850 Right. You spat in the face of the Lord's flag tidings. And the Lord 115 00:09:18,850 --> 00:09:23,030 speaking clear to me of these matters. 116 00:09:23,510 --> 00:09:26,890 The Lord said, Mickey fucking Beryl! 117 00:09:29,330 --> 00:09:33,390 That nut has been certified. 118 00:09:33,810 --> 00:09:36,530 What's he doing in here? Certified? He's got more than certificates. 119 00:09:36,950 --> 00:09:38,170 He must have medals for being nut. 120 00:09:38,759 --> 00:09:39,940 Anyone clocked tootlers yet? 121 00:09:40,260 --> 00:09:41,880 Yeah. Up there on the twos. 122 00:09:42,140 --> 00:09:45,320 Well, let's do it, then. Let's get that fucking key and get the fuck out of 123 00:09:45,320 --> 00:09:48,220 here. Will you wait a minute? Can't do in front of everyone. We've just got 124 00:09:48,220 --> 00:09:50,460 here. I don't want to be here another day, mate. I've had enough. 125 00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:51,880 Come on, move. 126 00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:53,640 Isn't this one of them? 127 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:57,100 I've seen them round at Miami's. Who's them, then? 128 00:09:57,560 --> 00:09:58,560 Eight men working on. 129 00:09:59,180 --> 00:10:01,220 Right, Special Brew, your new cellmate. 130 00:10:11,630 --> 00:10:13,630 Right. You fucking English. 131 00:10:13,830 --> 00:10:14,830 This is a man's world. 132 00:10:16,870 --> 00:10:20,250 This is a man's world. 133 00:10:24,570 --> 00:10:30,770 But it would mean nothing, nothing without 134 00:10:30,770 --> 00:10:32,610 a woman on it. 135 00:10:41,939 --> 00:10:42,939 Home sweet home. 136 00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:44,960 Oh, I wonder who we got in here with us. 137 00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:48,260 Yeah, right. 138 00:10:51,620 --> 00:10:53,120 Fuck's sake, bacon, it could be anyone. 139 00:10:57,240 --> 00:11:00,140 Did you plug anything up? 140 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:03,560 No. Did you? 141 00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:06,880 What about it? Couldn't quite bring myself, you know what I mean? 142 00:11:26,579 --> 00:11:28,780 Shit. I hate small spaces, OK? 143 00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:32,460 Lee, just chill out a bit, right? 144 00:11:32,680 --> 00:11:33,920 You've only been here half an hour. 145 00:11:35,940 --> 00:11:37,880 For Christ's sake, Bacon, I'm bored already. 146 00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:40,880 We're supposed to be in Tennant fucking Reef. 147 00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:45,540 Let's get that key, now. 148 00:11:46,700 --> 00:11:47,700 Now. 149 00:11:52,380 --> 00:11:53,380 I'm Jamie. 150 00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:54,520 It's all right. 151 00:11:55,470 --> 00:11:56,730 I'm actually a little bit Scottish. 152 00:11:56,970 --> 00:11:58,830 Ah, yeah, fuck. 153 00:12:04,010 --> 00:12:05,150 Give me a moment. 154 00:12:05,470 --> 00:12:06,610 Her name was Campbell. 155 00:12:08,070 --> 00:12:09,070 Campbell? 156 00:12:09,310 --> 00:12:13,550 You'd be better to be an Englishman than one of they fucking scum got into bed 157 00:12:13,550 --> 00:12:14,550 with her red coats. 158 00:12:15,850 --> 00:12:16,970 You're in and out, Phil. 159 00:12:17,290 --> 00:12:19,750 No, I'm bored. These are our new cellmates. 160 00:12:20,270 --> 00:12:21,270 All right, lad? 161 00:12:21,670 --> 00:12:22,670 Yeah, all right. 162 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:25,400 Can't be easy being the new fish in the tank. 163 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:28,280 Still, as long as you learn the rules. 164 00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:29,600 Yeah. 165 00:12:32,860 --> 00:12:33,860 What's these rules in? 166 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:37,120 First off, if you want to dump in the middle of the night, you have to do a 167 00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:42,280 flying pasty. Flying what? Flying pasty. Take a shit and a piece of paper, wrap 168 00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:44,980 it up, chuck it out the window. You stink the old drum out, else. 169 00:12:45,740 --> 00:12:49,240 If you're into smack, don't cook up and leave your shit lying about for us, cos 170 00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:51,820 me and him aren't going down the block for nobody, not even you, all right? 171 00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:52,639 Yeah, right. 172 00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:53,640 Whoa. 173 00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:56,300 You want to toss off, you do it during association. 174 00:12:56,860 --> 00:13:01,000 We tack it in turns, the rest of us go out. I do not want to hear you bumping 175 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,640 the blanket in the middle of the night, all right? 176 00:13:02,980 --> 00:13:03,980 Fair enough. 177 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,000 Yeah. 178 00:13:05,660 --> 00:13:07,700 Right, er, can we get you boys anything? 179 00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:10,280 Bit of ash, maybe? 180 00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:14,040 No, we're a bit short of cash. I ain't asking you to pay right now, am I? 181 00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:16,720 Here you go. 182 00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:25,320 Listen, I know what it's like first time inside. It's a bit of an edge fuck, 183 00:13:25,380 --> 00:13:25,859 isn't it? 184 00:13:25,860 --> 00:13:27,320 I'm not sure. Yeah, go on. 185 00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:29,140 Have you got the cash? 186 00:13:30,580 --> 00:13:31,580 Nobody's there. 187 00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:36,480 What's the damage? 30 quid. 30 quid? Shh! 188 00:13:37,340 --> 00:13:41,320 Bullets for that? That's tourist prices. You ain't a fucking Avon lady. You got 189 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,240 it, you keep it and you pay us. 190 00:13:43,580 --> 00:13:44,580 Yeah. 191 00:13:45,230 --> 00:13:46,230 When you got the cash? 192 00:13:47,390 --> 00:13:48,390 All right? 193 00:14:04,190 --> 00:14:05,490 Well, we could have had a lap there. 194 00:14:07,730 --> 00:14:08,730 Yeah. 195 00:14:20,010 --> 00:14:21,010 What's that? 196 00:14:21,830 --> 00:14:23,650 Two fucking basic rules for you, pal. 197 00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:26,670 Keep your nose out and shut your mouth. 198 00:14:27,050 --> 00:14:29,570 Piece of cock and he's shite. What's your problem? 199 00:14:30,250 --> 00:14:32,130 You ain't never laid eyes on me before. 200 00:14:32,430 --> 00:14:35,170 Does the word Glencoe not mean anything to you? 201 00:14:35,410 --> 00:14:38,930 Did I sell you some dodgy scotch? You English make me sick. 202 00:14:39,390 --> 00:14:44,630 You shite over all the other countries, your whole fucking history, and you 203 00:14:44,630 --> 00:14:46,250 don't even fucking remember! 204 00:14:46,650 --> 00:14:47,730 Oh, one day, mate! 205 00:14:48,190 --> 00:14:49,190 Let me tell you something. 206 00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:52,740 You bastards can take our land, you can take our oil, you can beat us at the 207 00:14:52,740 --> 00:14:56,760 football once every ten years, but you'll never take our pride! 208 00:14:57,220 --> 00:15:00,120 I don't want your fucking pride, you fucking nutcase! 209 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:09,200 I couldn't get out. 210 00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:13,280 Fucking Celtic fan wanted to talk to me. Yeah, well, our cellmate's a bit 211 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:14,300 fucking keen as well. 212 00:15:14,540 --> 00:15:18,140 Yeah, we were trying to get into Totus' cell and these two big geezers... Hey, 213 00:15:18,180 --> 00:15:20,480 hey. Two blisters on her down. 214 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:25,240 What about Mick? 215 00:15:27,140 --> 00:15:29,000 Mate, I wish you wouldn't stare at me like that. 216 00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:33,140 Well, we've got two minutes to get that key out of the toothless cell, right? 217 00:15:33,620 --> 00:15:34,620 Yeah. 218 00:15:35,140 --> 00:15:36,180 You'll get this shot. 219 00:15:42,460 --> 00:15:43,460 What, 220 00:15:46,860 --> 00:15:47,860 Jane? Crawling. 221 00:15:48,650 --> 00:15:49,650 What are you doing? 222 00:15:51,270 --> 00:15:53,770 That's the Pokemon bird, you cunt. You prick. 223 00:15:55,910 --> 00:15:57,690 That was fucking eight years ago. 224 00:15:58,230 --> 00:16:01,130 And she'd already left you. Fuck off. Come on. 225 00:16:01,550 --> 00:16:05,710 Maybe it's him. 226 00:16:07,090 --> 00:16:11,190 He looks like he'd do someone for a few quid. No, it's always the quiet ones, 227 00:16:11,330 --> 00:16:12,630 mate. The ones you don't expect. 228 00:16:13,550 --> 00:16:14,730 Maybe it's all of them. 229 00:16:15,050 --> 00:16:19,270 Maybe. They do get you under every day, but most of them don't do the job 230 00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:22,010 proper. Just carve you up a bit and shoot you in the gut. 231 00:16:22,470 --> 00:16:24,070 Might be hours before you cop it. 232 00:16:26,030 --> 00:16:27,030 Yeah, all right, Frank. 233 00:16:29,770 --> 00:16:31,310 I don't know what his problem is. 234 00:16:31,570 --> 00:16:32,570 It's a crawly. 235 00:16:33,350 --> 00:16:35,090 Oi, come and get it down, will you? No. 236 00:16:35,630 --> 00:16:37,070 People look at it for topless. 237 00:16:40,850 --> 00:16:41,850 Hey, Mickey. 238 00:16:44,830 --> 00:16:45,830 I'm going to clump him. 239 00:16:46,030 --> 00:16:47,070 Jamie, shut it. 240 00:16:47,350 --> 00:16:48,470 Do you remember her? 241 00:16:49,110 --> 00:16:50,970 She had a body like a bag of soup. 242 00:16:51,390 --> 00:16:52,910 Made a noise like Donald Duck. 243 00:16:53,190 --> 00:16:54,189 Well, you shagged her. 244 00:16:54,190 --> 00:16:55,190 Did she? 245 00:16:55,250 --> 00:16:56,250 Toothless. Oh, shit. 246 00:17:00,110 --> 00:17:01,350 Get out of here. Come on. 247 00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:26,619 Come on mate, he's gonna... 248 00:17:26,619 --> 00:17:39,660 F**king 249 00:17:39,660 --> 00:17:40,660 Canadian. 250 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,320 We're never gonna get out of here, mate. 251 00:17:49,550 --> 00:17:53,510 Hey, Tanya, the, uh, the honey's in the cupboard behind the Weetabix. 252 00:17:55,050 --> 00:17:56,210 Actually, bring that too. 253 00:18:01,130 --> 00:18:02,130 Oh, yeah. 254 00:18:02,770 --> 00:18:03,770 That's it, baby. 255 00:18:04,230 --> 00:18:05,230 Come to Mooney. 256 00:18:07,050 --> 00:18:08,650 All right, sweetheart. 257 00:18:09,870 --> 00:18:10,870 Do me. 258 00:18:15,210 --> 00:18:16,210 Fucking shit! 259 00:18:16,730 --> 00:18:18,750 God, I thought she was Tanya. 260 00:18:21,070 --> 00:18:22,070 What the fuck is going on? 261 00:18:22,330 --> 00:18:26,150 Well, me and Tanya, we was just... Talking about that key. 262 00:18:27,030 --> 00:18:28,030 Oh, right. 263 00:18:29,210 --> 00:18:33,950 Well, er... Yeah, well, I'm still waiting to hear. 264 00:18:34,510 --> 00:18:40,450 Actually, er... My mind 265 00:18:40,450 --> 00:18:44,310 is on that key at all times. 266 00:18:45,190 --> 00:18:50,510 Yeah, yeah, well... Maybe your friends need some help. 267 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:53,520 Maybe you should be on the inside with them. 268 00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:57,940 Yeah, well, I'd love to be in there with them, but... We've heard your stories. 269 00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:04,700 Toothless ain't such a bad geezer when you get to know him. 270 00:19:05,300 --> 00:19:07,420 And that's exactly what I need you to do. 271 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,920 Apparently, he's just joined the food preparation course. 272 00:19:12,900 --> 00:19:15,940 And I found out something very interesting about you. 273 00:19:17,940 --> 00:19:19,280 You're a qualified chef. 274 00:19:26,060 --> 00:19:28,820 Mrs Evans, can we have a word? 275 00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:43,600 So it's best to forget all about boiled sprouts and suet pudding. 276 00:19:44,660 --> 00:19:49,540 You phone in sick with something nasty and don't ever go back, alright? 277 00:19:51,340 --> 00:19:54,780 Otherwise, instead of weekend trips to Southend... 278 00:19:55,340 --> 00:20:00,420 You'll be doing weekend trips to Epping Forest to visit your old Bert's unmarked 279 00:20:00,420 --> 00:20:01,420 grave. 280 00:20:36,270 --> 00:20:37,270 Right, 281 00:20:40,670 --> 00:20:45,390 gentlemen. This is your new chef while Mrs Evans is convalescing. His name is 282 00:20:45,390 --> 00:20:46,610 Moon. 283 00:20:47,930 --> 00:20:48,930 What? 284 00:20:49,850 --> 00:20:51,430 Is that right, sir? Moon? 285 00:20:51,790 --> 00:20:52,790 Yeah. 286 00:20:53,390 --> 00:20:54,390 Right. 287 00:20:54,790 --> 00:20:56,070 Well, I'll leave you to it. 288 00:20:59,020 --> 00:21:00,020 All right, lads? 289 00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:03,260 Mrs. Evans lets us do what we want, pal. 290 00:21:08,740 --> 00:21:09,740 Right. 291 00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:12,020 I'm making a bother or something. 292 00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:14,680 Give me a minute. 293 00:21:14,700 --> 00:21:16,080 Well, uh, that's great. 294 00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:20,580 But I thought we could, uh, you know, make something together. 295 00:21:26,700 --> 00:21:27,700 Steak and chips? 296 00:21:29,179 --> 00:21:30,340 I'm making an omelette. 297 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,840 Well, I've got a great recipe for a Spanish one. 298 00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:34,080 Fuck off. 299 00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:40,480 You all right? 300 00:21:40,580 --> 00:21:41,580 Fuck you, Daniel. 301 00:21:42,060 --> 00:21:43,420 Well, they got us a job, didn't they? 302 00:21:43,780 --> 00:21:44,780 You what? 303 00:21:45,940 --> 00:21:46,940 Part of his plan. 304 00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:49,080 Well, what's the rest of his plan? 305 00:21:51,140 --> 00:21:52,200 You ain't gonna like it. 306 00:21:52,460 --> 00:21:53,660 Can't get any worse, can it? 307 00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:56,660 Well, Amy says the plan is... 308 00:21:57,020 --> 00:21:59,520 You kill Toothless, and you give me the key to smuggle out. 309 00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:01,120 What? 310 00:22:02,540 --> 00:22:05,420 Is that it? That ain't really much of a plan, though. 311 00:22:06,420 --> 00:22:09,560 And if you don't do it, Barbie don't drop them charges. 312 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:18,220 We do Toothless, and we'll be in here a long time. And if we don't, we're dead 313 00:22:18,220 --> 00:22:19,220 when we get out. 314 00:22:21,540 --> 00:22:22,540 What happened? 315 00:22:22,940 --> 00:22:24,260 We've got to get out. 316 00:22:25,980 --> 00:22:27,520 I owe Brummie a lot of dope money. 317 00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:29,960 Fuck. Really, fuck. 318 00:22:31,900 --> 00:22:34,640 Lee? Hey. Get the thing away. 319 00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:37,020 This place is their maiden. 320 00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:39,900 Oh, here we go. 321 00:22:40,180 --> 00:22:46,120 And Jesus chose you to join our fuck. 322 00:22:46,420 --> 00:22:50,220 I'm going to baptise you in the showers. 323 00:22:51,020 --> 00:22:54,580 With as many ways as there are holes. 324 00:22:55,100 --> 00:22:58,460 Oh, Lord, it's punishing me. 325 00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:01,000 Bullets. These lads is working for me now. 326 00:23:02,060 --> 00:23:04,160 Isn't that right, Lee? Uh, yeah. 327 00:23:06,820 --> 00:23:08,640 I'll have your money for you by the end of next week. 328 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,060 Ah, fuck the money. You can get us gear instead. 329 00:23:11,860 --> 00:23:13,400 Get your birds to bring it in for us. 330 00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:15,480 Don't look so unhappy. 331 00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:18,620 You'll be well looked after. We don't need looking after. 332 00:23:19,070 --> 00:23:20,630 Miggy ain't no bullshitter. 333 00:23:21,130 --> 00:23:22,490 We'll handle him for you. 334 00:23:22,810 --> 00:23:23,810 Yeah. 335 00:23:24,330 --> 00:23:26,150 Just so long as you pay your debts. 336 00:23:35,570 --> 00:23:38,250 You ain't gonna have protection forever, Twinkle. 337 00:23:39,050 --> 00:23:40,330 Jamie. Jamie! 338 00:24:02,570 --> 00:24:04,370 This is really getting to you, isn't it? 339 00:24:05,390 --> 00:24:06,390 I feel better now. 340 00:24:07,370 --> 00:24:08,730 You saw Brum in the yard. 341 00:24:09,510 --> 00:24:12,870 He's protecting them for some reason. Well, what are we going to do then? Go 342 00:24:12,870 --> 00:24:13,589 the numbers? 343 00:24:13,590 --> 00:24:14,590 No. 344 00:24:14,750 --> 00:24:16,290 I think they'll put us in with the nonces. 345 00:24:17,050 --> 00:24:19,170 Not since we clattered that tube, Grover. 346 00:24:19,710 --> 00:24:22,050 Just hand them back the poxy key then. 347 00:24:22,310 --> 00:24:24,470 No. What have you got a bargain with? 348 00:24:25,790 --> 00:24:26,790 What have you got to do? 349 00:24:30,490 --> 00:24:31,490 Zills! 350 00:24:33,180 --> 00:24:34,180 What? 351 00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:37,160 I'm going to put him for a transfer. 352 00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:38,440 Yeah, me too, Dove. 353 00:24:38,660 --> 00:24:41,440 Any particular reason I should take into account? 354 00:24:41,820 --> 00:24:45,760 Well, someone's got the finger on us, innit? I mean, either we kill or we die. 355 00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:46,759 Yeah, yeah. 356 00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:48,800 Better be convinced it's a pressing case. 357 00:24:49,620 --> 00:24:50,960 100 quid. That's all I've got. 358 00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:52,560 Bollocks. You robbed a bank. 359 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,000 Have we got a call? 360 00:24:58,140 --> 00:24:59,200 I'll dig out the forms. 361 00:25:07,500 --> 00:25:08,700 Oh, that's disgusting. 362 00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:27,800 You're making a meal out of this, Lance. 363 00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:30,620 It's a very simple job. 364 00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:33,020 Look, I'll be honest with you, Mr Vice. 365 00:25:34,220 --> 00:25:35,460 You really don't want to kill him. 366 00:25:37,750 --> 00:25:38,930 We'll get the key then. 367 00:25:39,590 --> 00:25:40,590 We've got to sell. 368 00:25:41,250 --> 00:25:42,250 What for? 369 00:25:42,870 --> 00:25:45,530 You ain't going to leave it there. It's not a fucking treasure hunt. 370 00:25:48,310 --> 00:25:50,310 Do you reckon he keeps it on him all the time? 371 00:25:50,550 --> 00:25:51,550 You what? 372 00:25:51,790 --> 00:25:52,950 You taking the piss? 373 00:25:53,530 --> 00:25:58,290 Of course he keeps it on him. It's up his arse, you fucking halfwit. Where 374 00:25:58,290 --> 00:25:59,910 is he going to leave it? Throw it out there. 375 00:26:00,190 --> 00:26:01,250 Oh, come on! 376 00:26:01,890 --> 00:26:05,430 Just a hand chop. You can't do me for that, you bastards. There's no harm in a 377 00:26:05,430 --> 00:26:06,430 hand chop. 378 00:26:06,730 --> 00:26:09,390 I'm going on hunger strike over this, you know. It's not you. 379 00:26:12,510 --> 00:26:13,510 What? 380 00:26:15,570 --> 00:26:18,710 I went to a lot of time and I forget you banged up. 381 00:26:19,510 --> 00:26:21,570 I expect results. 382 00:26:30,970 --> 00:26:33,530 What's all this crap I hear about you being on hunger strike? 383 00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:36,480 I'm taking my case down with the International. 384 00:26:36,740 --> 00:26:38,200 It's an abuse of my human rights. 385 00:26:38,700 --> 00:26:41,520 Brammy, stop fucking about. Just get it down here. 386 00:26:41,740 --> 00:26:44,940 No. I'm not eating nothing till I get my conjugal's. 387 00:26:45,980 --> 00:26:47,260 You ain't married. 388 00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:51,580 Oh, see, that's a crime now, is it? Don't be silly. 389 00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:54,400 Silly, eh? 390 00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:02,520 You'll die if you don't eat. 391 00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:06,500 I'll die if I don't shag. 392 00:27:25,300 --> 00:27:26,940 What are you doing in here? 393 00:27:29,060 --> 00:27:31,700 Brummie's getting a little bit short -tempered. 394 00:27:32,780 --> 00:27:33,780 He's hungry. 395 00:27:34,580 --> 00:27:35,840 Yeah, and paid him for his gear. 396 00:27:39,540 --> 00:27:41,520 You're going to have to have a shower sooner or later. 397 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:44,820 Mickey Farrell said I'd die in the shower. 398 00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:46,980 Oh, that stuff's making you paranoid. 399 00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:48,720 Paranoid? Yeah. 400 00:27:49,940 --> 00:27:53,580 Mickey Farrell actually thinks God told him to drown me in the shower. 401 00:27:54,460 --> 00:27:57,880 I'm sharing a cell with two armed men who are going to do me for debts that I 402 00:27:57,880 --> 00:27:58,880 can't pay. 403 00:27:59,020 --> 00:28:03,060 And I'm going to be stuck in this dungeon until we do over some geezer. 404 00:28:03,470 --> 00:28:04,910 And get a key out of his arse. 405 00:28:07,810 --> 00:28:08,810 We'll think of something. 406 00:28:09,770 --> 00:28:10,770 I won't. 407 00:28:14,670 --> 00:28:21,470 Fuck you, 408 00:28:21,570 --> 00:28:22,570 Judas. 409 00:28:23,970 --> 00:28:26,070 Thought you could slit my throat in the night. 410 00:28:26,810 --> 00:28:29,090 Christ, I took this. Get a grip. 411 00:28:37,929 --> 00:28:42,870 What? After another day out, Pagus, you have to double the amount of smack 412 00:28:42,870 --> 00:28:43,870 you're bringing in for us. 413 00:28:44,170 --> 00:28:45,170 Typical, innit? 414 00:28:45,310 --> 00:28:48,830 Be friendly to them, help them out, and what do you get? 415 00:28:49,670 --> 00:28:50,670 Ripped off. 416 00:28:50,730 --> 00:28:52,190 You rip Rummy off. 417 00:28:52,390 --> 00:28:53,590 Just give us a couple of days. 418 00:28:54,150 --> 00:28:55,150 Two. 419 00:28:56,370 --> 00:28:57,370 Two and I'm counting. 420 00:28:58,330 --> 00:29:00,050 Leave it with us, all right? 421 00:29:00,910 --> 00:29:01,910 No worries. 422 00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:10,340 It's the only thing about my hunger strike in that paper. 423 00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:18,240 You 424 00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:27,780 go 425 00:29:27,780 --> 00:29:28,780 to transfer. 426 00:29:29,340 --> 00:29:30,340 Thank fuck. 427 00:29:30,540 --> 00:29:32,220 Not up Northfire? No. 428 00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:34,080 Scrubs. 429 00:29:34,340 --> 00:29:35,340 Scrubs? 430 00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:40,820 You can't say mistake, Gav. Are you in danger there, too? Everyone's in danger 431 00:29:40,820 --> 00:29:41,820 there. 432 00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:50,280 It's my turn to fry the fucking chips. 433 00:29:51,060 --> 00:29:55,480 Bollocks! It's your turn to chop the onions up, and you know it! You can do 434 00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:56,480 each. 435 00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:58,800 Look, you... Here you are. 436 00:29:59,980 --> 00:30:01,000 Who's got the blade? 437 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,700 Fuck's sake, it's the only blade that cuts! 438 00:30:04,419 --> 00:30:07,460 If you burst anything with that blade, I'm going to kick the living shit out of 439 00:30:07,460 --> 00:30:08,460 all of you. 440 00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:12,740 It was fucking you, pal. 441 00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:14,960 Listen, braveheart, I need a tool. 442 00:30:15,420 --> 00:30:18,840 I've got eight men on me arse, but you can have it back on Wednesday because 443 00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:19,840 getting transferred. 444 00:30:19,980 --> 00:30:21,860 Then you can choke the onions then. 445 00:30:22,220 --> 00:30:23,220 Get out of here! 446 00:31:05,139 --> 00:31:06,139 Shit. Lee. 447 00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:08,320 Lee. 448 00:31:11,860 --> 00:31:12,860 What? 449 00:31:13,300 --> 00:31:15,840 Toothless is out. He got a fucking transfer. 450 00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:27,280 Come on, Ed. 451 00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:29,280 What's the matter? 452 00:31:29,460 --> 00:31:30,460 What's the matter? 453 00:31:30,900 --> 00:31:32,340 Scared of me, you make, huh? 454 00:31:33,900 --> 00:31:34,900 I warned you. 455 00:31:35,260 --> 00:31:38,380 I fucking warned you. 456 00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:42,480 I'm going to drive the devil out of you. 457 00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:48,860 After I beat that bug. 458 00:31:59,060 --> 00:32:00,420 Miami sent you, didn't he? 459 00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:02,660 He did, as a matter of fact. Yeah? 460 00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:07,180 I'm taking you with me. Let's go. I've waited long enough. Look, we're the 461 00:32:07,180 --> 00:32:08,180 negotiators, mate. 462 00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:12,280 The what? Just give us the key, will you? That's good negotiating, isn't it? 463 00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:14,600 we fail, Miami's got a backup plan. 464 00:32:15,780 --> 00:32:16,780 Mickey. 465 00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:19,300 Mickey Farrell is Miami's hitman. 466 00:32:20,900 --> 00:32:21,900 Oh, look. 467 00:32:22,540 --> 00:32:24,040 I've heard him raving away. 468 00:32:24,300 --> 00:32:25,540 Pages are falling out. 469 00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:26,760 No, it's all an act. 470 00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:28,200 It's standard, isn't it, lads? 471 00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:31,280 If he gets the rumble for doing you... 472 00:32:31,850 --> 00:32:32,890 He pleads insanity. 473 00:32:34,910 --> 00:32:36,090 We don't like this. 474 00:32:37,370 --> 00:32:40,690 Just give us the key and we'll take care of Mickey. 475 00:32:42,890 --> 00:32:43,890 No. 476 00:32:44,490 --> 00:32:45,490 No. 477 00:32:45,950 --> 00:32:48,990 No, I ain't giving up without a fucking good fight. Now, piss off! 478 00:33:04,940 --> 00:33:06,140 Please, my office now. 479 00:33:07,660 --> 00:33:11,480 Oh! Right, fuck it. It's pay -up time. I want two ounces of ash, a couple of 480 00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:12,479 grams of smack, right? 481 00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:14,540 Yeah, the only problem... There will be no problem. 482 00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:16,500 It's visiting day tomorrow, right? 483 00:33:17,300 --> 00:33:20,160 You get your birds to buy it from this address. 484 00:33:20,860 --> 00:33:26,120 Now, should the goods not come through, I will let Ironbar kill you. 485 00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:27,440 All right? 486 00:33:28,220 --> 00:33:29,220 Yeah. 487 00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:32,480 I've spoke to my birds. She said she's well up for it. 488 00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:34,500 She said she's going to sort you out. 489 00:33:35,580 --> 00:33:36,640 Make sure she does. 490 00:33:37,580 --> 00:33:38,580 Right? 491 00:33:41,140 --> 00:33:42,140 And never. 492 00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:54,520 God, man. 493 00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:58,540 Worst comes to worst, I'll ask my old dear if she'll pick it up. 494 00:33:58,800 --> 00:33:59,800 Your mum? 495 00:34:00,340 --> 00:34:01,640 You're fucking mad, mate. 496 00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:03,360 She might do it. Please. 497 00:34:04,060 --> 00:34:07,640 Get a grip on reality, will you? You're looking remarkably well for a man on 498 00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:08,478 hunger strike. 499 00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:10,280 Oh, thank you, Mr. Policeman. 500 00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:12,780 I read your name in the paper the other day. 501 00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:14,819 Oh, yeah? 502 00:34:14,820 --> 00:34:17,020 What paper was that, then? Prison Gazette. 503 00:34:17,540 --> 00:34:18,920 Thing is, they got your name wrong. 504 00:34:19,219 --> 00:34:21,920 It said, known to his fellow prisoners as Gummy. 505 00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:25,159 Prison fucking Gazette. 506 00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:27,100 I need more publicity than that. 507 00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:30,659 My cause needs to be heard. It needs to be the topic of debate. 508 00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:32,860 I'll print it on the notice board for you. 509 00:34:35,540 --> 00:34:36,540 Crap. 510 00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:42,739 Hey, Brummie. What? 511 00:34:44,179 --> 00:34:47,219 I hear you ain't had much publicity for your calls, mate. 512 00:34:48,199 --> 00:34:49,199 What's it to you? 513 00:34:49,900 --> 00:34:52,139 Well, I think we can help you out. 514 00:34:54,300 --> 00:34:55,460 This had better be good. 515 00:34:57,520 --> 00:34:59,960 Hunger strikes never get that much publicity unless you die. 516 00:35:00,850 --> 00:35:03,910 No, mate, the way forward for you is a hostage situation. 517 00:35:05,330 --> 00:35:08,730 You threaten the lives of a few inmates and you'll have the whole of Fleet 518 00:35:08,730 --> 00:35:11,530 Street swarming around here like flies around shit, mate. 519 00:35:12,750 --> 00:35:16,110 Plus, you get the added bonus of all the exclusives from all the rags. 520 00:35:17,530 --> 00:35:18,770 Make a fucking fortune, mate. 521 00:35:19,430 --> 00:35:20,570 Yeah, but what's in it for you? 522 00:35:21,690 --> 00:35:22,810 We want to be the hostages. 523 00:35:31,580 --> 00:35:32,580 He'll be all right. 524 00:35:33,540 --> 00:35:35,540 Brummie ain't going to bring ironbiting on it, is he? 525 00:35:35,820 --> 00:35:36,820 Well, that's Sammy. 526 00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:38,820 Toothless just better be there. 527 00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:40,820 He never misses cookery. 528 00:35:41,140 --> 00:35:44,540 Yeah, well, just remember, make sure Brummie don't bottle out before 529 00:35:44,540 --> 00:35:45,940 has shat the key out, all right? 530 00:35:46,240 --> 00:35:47,240 And Oi, you. 531 00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:54,040 You've got to tell Tanya, all right? Fucking fast -acting laxatives. 532 00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:55,760 Nothing gentle. 533 00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:58,320 Oh, don't worry, mate. I've seen these things work. 534 00:35:58,700 --> 00:36:00,000 Turn his insides out. 535 00:36:00,410 --> 00:36:01,410 It'll be like dredging a canal. 536 00:36:03,010 --> 00:36:04,010 Sweet. 537 00:36:04,390 --> 00:36:06,870 We'll slip him in the cave and he'll be out of here on the weekend. 538 00:36:07,890 --> 00:36:09,990 Speaking of which, I'll give him the bell while I'm at it. 539 00:36:10,330 --> 00:36:11,330 You know what? 540 00:36:12,090 --> 00:36:13,230 Let's just surprise him. 541 00:36:17,110 --> 00:36:18,110 Wake up, will you? 542 00:36:20,030 --> 00:36:21,030 All right, Tanya? 543 00:36:22,430 --> 00:36:24,710 No, there's bloody God certainly more than all the others. 544 00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:31,440 Just a kick then. 545 00:36:32,100 --> 00:36:33,600 Kick? What do you want, a kick? 546 00:36:34,580 --> 00:36:35,580 No, a kiss. 547 00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:36,600 On the mouth. 548 00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:42,420 Just don't swallow him. 549 00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:19,680 Marathon time, Brammy. 550 00:37:19,860 --> 00:37:20,860 You reckon? Yeah. 551 00:37:22,540 --> 00:37:24,500 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, let's go. 552 00:37:25,580 --> 00:37:26,980 We can hold up in the kitchen. 553 00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:29,440 Yeah, that'll be handy now I'm back on the grub, won't it? 554 00:37:29,740 --> 00:37:30,740 No, I'm not. 555 00:37:31,180 --> 00:37:32,660 No, no, no. Just do it, do it. 556 00:38:02,540 --> 00:38:04,220 All right, special, you can go. What do you want me to do? 557 00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:05,660 We're taking hostages. 558 00:38:05,860 --> 00:38:08,520 You want to be one? I'm not going to even go on a mad fest. 559 00:38:08,980 --> 00:38:10,900 For you three divers, I think I'll do. 560 00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:14,240 All right, you can stay, but we ain't letting you out. Right, he stays. 561 00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:15,440 You fuckers ain't going to do me. 562 00:38:17,620 --> 00:38:20,840 We could use one real hostage. 563 00:38:21,700 --> 00:38:22,960 Yeah, yeah, nice one. 564 00:38:23,260 --> 00:38:25,320 Here, Ironbar, help us barricade the door, mate. 565 00:38:41,130 --> 00:38:43,390 It wouldn't be a siege with that old iron bow, would it? What's going on? 566 00:38:48,550 --> 00:38:49,590 Brum's doing a protest. 567 00:38:49,990 --> 00:38:50,990 We've been taken hostage. 568 00:38:51,710 --> 00:38:52,950 Sola's toothless. Right. 569 00:38:53,370 --> 00:38:54,830 Weren't there anywhere else you could have done this? 570 00:38:55,110 --> 00:38:59,210 I'm sorry to drag you into our little domestic. I meant to be taking Tanya to 571 00:38:59,210 --> 00:39:00,210 see the ABBA musical. 572 00:39:01,050 --> 00:39:02,270 Right. Time's over. 573 00:39:03,470 --> 00:39:04,209 Playtime's over. 574 00:39:04,210 --> 00:39:05,210 We ain't coming out. 575 00:39:05,250 --> 00:39:06,550 We've got hostages in here. 576 00:39:06,850 --> 00:39:08,230 It's a good way to write attitude. 577 00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:11,840 Is that true, Brammy? Yeah, it's too fucking right it is. Now get the 578 00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:14,640 down here or I'll start cutting people up. Come on, Brammy. 579 00:39:14,980 --> 00:39:19,660 Open up now. We'll pretend it never happened. Nah, I ain't speaking to you. 580 00:39:19,660 --> 00:39:22,460 talking to the governor and no fucking else. Nice work, mate. 581 00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:26,720 Right. Special break out the hooch, mate. Not a chance. 582 00:39:27,140 --> 00:39:30,500 Oh, come on. We'll sort you out good when it's over. That's my hooch. I'm not 583 00:39:30,500 --> 00:39:31,680 wasting it on the legs of you. 584 00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:32,960 Yeah, right. 585 00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:37,300 Hey, Scrooge. We've got an hostage for you. I'm sticking with my... 586 00:39:42,730 --> 00:39:44,690 on that, Niamh? Just have to use more force. 587 00:39:46,010 --> 00:39:47,010 Okay. 588 00:39:47,150 --> 00:39:48,850 You can all have a couple of these pills. 589 00:39:49,090 --> 00:39:51,090 And you'll love it for that. I'm a fair man. 590 00:39:51,570 --> 00:39:52,890 Where's this hostage then? 591 00:39:53,250 --> 00:39:55,270 You took too long. We've changed our minds. 592 00:39:55,770 --> 00:39:57,010 And you... What's the plan, then? 593 00:39:57,590 --> 00:39:59,370 We make two for the ship of chaos. 594 00:40:00,090 --> 00:40:01,790 Great. Tell him you've smuggled these in. 595 00:40:02,170 --> 00:40:04,070 Yeah. No hard feelings. 596 00:40:04,550 --> 00:40:06,750 Look, I need medical attention. 597 00:40:07,050 --> 00:40:10,870 Let me go first, eh? No. And if you're going to be miserable, we're going to 598 00:40:10,870 --> 00:40:11,870 you up first. 599 00:40:12,010 --> 00:40:12,928 Not bad. 600 00:40:12,930 --> 00:40:14,210 Tastes like stomach acid, mate. 601 00:40:14,790 --> 00:40:16,750 No, it's just a bit fruity. Cheers. 602 00:40:18,830 --> 00:40:19,830 I'll have another. 603 00:40:22,470 --> 00:40:24,390 Rummy lad, this is Governor Moby. 604 00:40:24,610 --> 00:40:26,150 This is all very foolish. 605 00:40:26,690 --> 00:40:28,550 Nothing will come out of this but trouble. 606 00:40:28,890 --> 00:40:32,930 Now, if you think you've got a grievance, open up and we'll have a 607 00:40:33,170 --> 00:40:34,910 Just you and me, man to man. 608 00:40:35,150 --> 00:40:36,870 See if we can't work something out. 609 00:40:37,590 --> 00:40:39,550 Bollocks! Wait, listen. 610 00:40:39,870 --> 00:40:41,050 Listen, you listen. 611 00:40:41,630 --> 00:40:43,750 I want conjugal rights for all the cons, right? 612 00:40:44,010 --> 00:40:46,750 And I want satellite TV and a sofa in my cell. 613 00:40:47,030 --> 00:40:51,370 I'm trying to be serious here, mate. And a microwave, just for me, nobody else. 614 00:40:51,570 --> 00:40:54,290 Don't listen to Iron Bar, you're just negotiating with me, right? 615 00:40:54,550 --> 00:40:58,090 Rummy, that ain't fair. And I want this protest on TV, otherwise I'm going to 616 00:40:58,090 --> 00:41:01,690 start hacking people to death. Look, I can get you onto the news, but conjugal 617 00:41:01,690 --> 00:41:05,010 rights, it's something that will have to go through the Home Office. Take 618 00:41:05,010 --> 00:41:06,010 months. 619 00:41:06,230 --> 00:41:08,490 Well, I'm not exactly going anywhere, am I? 620 00:41:08,850 --> 00:41:12,580 Well... I'll give you 24 hours to think it over. Have you seen how much food 621 00:41:12,580 --> 00:41:13,580 we've got in here? 622 00:41:13,660 --> 00:41:14,940 You can go fuck yourself. 623 00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:16,540 These rats are sick. 624 00:41:17,060 --> 00:41:18,920 Go and make some soup or something. Fine. 625 00:41:20,340 --> 00:41:21,340 Put the legs at you. 626 00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:25,680 Look, Brummie, them lads is going to stitch you right up. They just want to 627 00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:27,140 me and pin it on you. 628 00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:30,000 Now, I'm going to be flush when I get out of here. 629 00:41:30,220 --> 00:41:33,180 I mean, forget all this wife -shagging bollocks. I'm going to be rich. 630 00:41:33,780 --> 00:41:34,780 Rich? 631 00:41:35,540 --> 00:41:37,160 I'm in here for life, you daft prat. 632 00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:38,500 I'm fucking hit, man. 633 00:41:38,860 --> 00:41:39,848 Good. 634 00:41:39,850 --> 00:41:40,850 get you. 635 00:41:41,550 --> 00:41:42,650 You've got to let me go. 636 00:41:43,030 --> 00:41:44,090 Whatever you want, it's yours. 637 00:41:44,390 --> 00:41:46,150 Why don't you shut up? 638 00:41:48,430 --> 00:41:53,070 How come I don't get any? Because it's the last one. What about duvet? 639 00:41:53,850 --> 00:41:59,370 Fuck you, Brummie. I ain't got no woman to come in and give us a shag. I want to 640 00:41:59,370 --> 00:42:00,910 get something out of this. Don't you worry, pal. 641 00:42:01,150 --> 00:42:03,470 You'll get a good beating and a holiday during the block. 642 00:42:04,130 --> 00:42:05,130 You're finished with that. 643 00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:14,960 We're going to get nothing out of this. 644 00:42:15,780 --> 00:42:16,800 We'll get publicity. 645 00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:18,860 Publicity? For that demand. 646 00:42:19,240 --> 00:42:20,240 Your demands? 647 00:42:20,540 --> 00:42:23,140 I don't want to do a month in SIG for no publicity. 648 00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:28,640 I want to get some luxuries. Get in the cupboard and do it in there and then 649 00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:29,640 chuck it out the window. 650 00:42:29,660 --> 00:42:30,558 Oh, God! 651 00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:32,460 Get him in there. 652 00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:34,100 Get him in there. Oh, 653 00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:36,560 God! 654 00:43:13,870 --> 00:43:15,910 That fits into the old plan, then, eh? It's a setback. 655 00:43:24,530 --> 00:43:27,530 Look, Brammy, why don't you let the chef go? 656 00:43:27,770 --> 00:43:28,770 It's a sign of good faith. 657 00:43:30,830 --> 00:43:31,830 Why? 658 00:43:32,530 --> 00:43:34,310 It's just to show him that you ain't mental. 659 00:43:34,530 --> 00:43:35,530 Fuck that. 660 00:43:35,770 --> 00:43:36,990 I am mental. 661 00:43:37,210 --> 00:43:40,610 Yeah. Just make us look weak, wouldn't it? I'm not weak. 662 00:43:41,490 --> 00:43:42,490 You know what? 663 00:43:43,150 --> 00:43:45,530 I think it's time we showed them we mean business. 664 00:43:45,850 --> 00:43:48,110 Nah, let's wait and see if we're on the news first. 665 00:43:49,170 --> 00:43:51,970 Chop someone's leg off and we'll be on the fucking news. 666 00:43:55,210 --> 00:43:56,590 We've got to be cleverer than that. 667 00:43:56,810 --> 00:43:58,350 I mean, like, a feed's right. 668 00:43:59,150 --> 00:44:01,870 It's like a game of chess, isn't it? Since when could you play chess? 669 00:44:02,390 --> 00:44:03,810 Well, draft, then. It's the same thing. 670 00:44:05,450 --> 00:44:07,930 They won't be expecting us to chop no -one's leg off. 671 00:44:09,150 --> 00:44:10,650 Catch them on the off. No, no, no. 672 00:44:11,030 --> 00:44:12,170 Wait a minute. I mean... 673 00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:14,140 I thought we was in this together. 674 00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:16,840 It was our idea, wasn't it? 675 00:44:17,940 --> 00:44:19,460 You said you wanted to be hostages. 676 00:44:19,780 --> 00:44:23,460 Yeah, I know, but... Do you want to be an hostage or not? Easy, boys, easy. 677 00:44:24,180 --> 00:44:26,280 We can make them draw us. Draw us? 678 00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:32,320 Yeah. 679 00:44:39,540 --> 00:44:40,540 I'll get the bread knife. 680 00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,240 Right. Can't wait till after the news, eh, lads? 681 00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:44,640 Yeah, after the news. 682 00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:47,880 Where's the telly, Bram? 683 00:44:48,020 --> 00:44:49,020 Oh, shit. 684 00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:52,400 I knew I was going to ask the governor for something. You make it up as you go 685 00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:54,880 along, don't you? I'm fucking cleverer than you are. 686 00:44:55,720 --> 00:44:57,680 You'll be cool, Iron Bar, mate. 687 00:44:58,060 --> 00:44:59,320 Cool, calm and collected. 688 00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:00,600 Bollocks! 689 00:45:00,720 --> 00:45:01,720 I'm bored. 690 00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:04,680 There's no one out there listening to us anymore. 691 00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:08,320 I'm going to cut this piece of peg off and see what happens. No, you're not. 692 00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:10,160 Listen to me. I'm not listening to you anymore! 693 00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:20,560 Shut him up, didn't he? 694 00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:27,300 He's not going to make it. 695 00:45:28,180 --> 00:45:32,740 That's you fucked. That's fucking mum. That's right, Tackett. And you're next 696 00:45:32,740 --> 00:45:34,960 do it. Shut it. One wrong word out of you. 697 00:45:38,220 --> 00:45:40,040 What a pain in the arse. 698 00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:43,320 We're coming. 699 00:45:52,430 --> 00:45:53,430 What are you doing now, man? 700 00:45:55,250 --> 00:45:58,870 I, uh... I just dropped my signings. 701 00:46:04,730 --> 00:46:07,170 Yeah, well... Evening. 702 00:46:26,830 --> 00:46:27,788 Evening, Gov. 703 00:46:27,790 --> 00:46:28,790 Great thing. 704 00:46:34,590 --> 00:46:39,350 We've, um... What? 705 00:46:41,590 --> 00:46:42,890 What have you done? 706 00:46:44,690 --> 00:46:48,270 We found what that key's for. 707 00:46:48,530 --> 00:46:50,470 A place called Rocket Rogers. 708 00:46:52,370 --> 00:46:53,370 Restaurant? 709 00:46:54,010 --> 00:46:55,370 No, club. 710 00:46:56,810 --> 00:46:59,090 Yeah, sort of. A gym. 711 00:46:59,510 --> 00:47:00,510 Oh. 712 00:47:00,710 --> 00:47:02,290 Train boxers, do they? 713 00:47:02,650 --> 00:47:03,650 Nah. 714 00:47:04,690 --> 00:47:06,130 It's, uh... 715 00:47:29,890 --> 00:47:30,890 No! 716 00:47:39,450 --> 00:47:41,070 That's Jimmy Silver for you. 717 00:47:47,990 --> 00:47:54,630 Old Jimmy Silver, eh? 718 00:47:55,070 --> 00:47:56,490 Always taking a piss. 719 00:48:00,850 --> 00:48:03,290 Yeah. They had to have a laugh, didn't they? Yeah. 720 00:48:04,470 --> 00:48:06,550 It's the last laugh that counts, though, eh, Freedbeet? 721 00:48:07,690 --> 00:48:08,690 Yeah. 722 00:48:09,910 --> 00:48:10,910 Well said. 723 00:48:39,180 --> 00:48:40,360 He's in a critical condition. 724 00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:42,840 They can't believe you made it for another night. 725 00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:45,440 It's terrible. It's a shame. 726 00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:47,720 It is. It's very bad news. 727 00:48:48,700 --> 00:48:52,960 That ain't the, uh... really bad news. 728 00:48:55,180 --> 00:48:57,000 You what? What else has happened? 729 00:48:58,360 --> 00:48:59,360 It's Barbie. 730 00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:02,000 She took it personal. 731 00:49:03,690 --> 00:49:07,750 She, uh... She thinks you was in on the hit. 732 00:49:08,490 --> 00:49:09,490 On Miami. 733 00:49:09,790 --> 00:49:10,850 That doesn't make any sense. 734 00:49:11,470 --> 00:49:15,070 I was working for him. I know, I know. But she's made her mind up and she ain't 735 00:49:15,070 --> 00:49:16,070 dropping the charges. 736 00:49:16,110 --> 00:49:17,110 She's got to. 737 00:49:17,310 --> 00:49:18,310 Lee, Lee. 738 00:49:19,290 --> 00:49:20,930 I'm working on it, all right? 739 00:49:21,730 --> 00:49:24,950 And in the meantime, I'll come back and I'll visit you. 740 00:49:29,190 --> 00:49:30,270 When I get back, call Terry. 741 00:50:01,580 --> 00:50:04,760 Don't get me wrong, I felt sorry for the lads. 742 00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:08,800 It took me hours to get their sad faces out of my mind. 743 00:50:09,860 --> 00:50:11,840 But me holiday was a blinder. 744 00:50:12,300 --> 00:50:13,660 Really cheered me up. 745 00:50:14,140 --> 00:50:17,540 And when I got back, Lee's mum had sorted it all out. 746 00:50:18,220 --> 00:50:20,460 Well, she's in their dresser, you see. 747 00:50:21,080 --> 00:50:26,120 So Barbie dropped the charges in return for a year's free rinse, set and root 748 00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:27,120 treatment. 749 00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:28,800 Miami? 750 00:50:30,600 --> 00:50:32,500 He weren't too pleased, I can tell you. 751 00:50:33,420 --> 00:50:38,620 Apart from looking like an Egyptian mummy for a month, his reputation had 752 00:50:38,620 --> 00:50:39,620 damaged. 753 00:50:39,820 --> 00:50:42,480 And that was something that wouldn't heal. 754 00:50:44,020 --> 00:50:46,780 God help anyone who stepped on his burnt toes.