1 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:17,320 No. 2 00:00:17,960 --> 00:00:18,960 That's it. 3 00:00:22,240 --> 00:00:25,220 Please, Spaghetti, I won't sell no more gear. 4 00:00:25,420 --> 00:00:29,340 I'll disappear, won't I? You won't hear nothing from me ever again. 5 00:00:31,060 --> 00:00:32,340 Do it careful, Tom. 6 00:00:33,260 --> 00:00:34,260 It's all right, boss. 7 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:36,580 I've got a CSE in woodwork. 8 00:00:36,940 --> 00:00:42,580 See, the thing is, Bill, this filthy business is my filthy business. 9 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:44,320 Now, you was warned. 10 00:00:45,100 --> 00:00:46,480 But you took no notice. 11 00:00:48,060 --> 00:00:52,520 Now, your only hope is that I'm in a loving mood today. 12 00:00:53,140 --> 00:00:55,660 But I'm not! I never am! 13 00:01:01,460 --> 00:01:02,460 Tony? 14 00:01:08,340 --> 00:01:10,620 But why? Why? Hold it. 15 00:01:12,660 --> 00:01:13,720 Use the mallet. 16 00:01:14,540 --> 00:01:15,900 We ain't got time to mop up. 17 00:01:18,620 --> 00:01:21,840 The porn world is now under new management. 18 00:01:23,060 --> 00:01:24,060 Night -night. 19 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:39,240 Right, let's do the business. 20 00:02:40,440 --> 00:02:42,680 This is a lucrative little number. 21 00:02:43,300 --> 00:02:46,680 £500 to turn up, stand around and get pissed. 22 00:03:04,420 --> 00:03:06,320 Do you know why they call them shotgun weddings? 23 00:03:07,630 --> 00:03:09,250 Because they can go off at any time. 24 00:03:16,410 --> 00:03:19,430 Sometimes there's even an opportunity you own a bit on the side. 25 00:03:22,550 --> 00:03:24,090 But there's usually an happy ending. 26 00:03:30,490 --> 00:03:31,490 It's true. 27 00:03:32,030 --> 00:03:33,550 Subtlety ain't our strong point. 28 00:03:33,950 --> 00:03:35,530 But we get in the spirit of it. 29 00:03:35,900 --> 00:03:38,320 and make sure it all goes off with a bang. 30 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:08,960 Well, hurry up, all right? I've got a fucking bus coming in half an hour. 31 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:12,600 Done? 32 00:04:13,140 --> 00:04:16,380 Yeah, we had some fun with old Pocky. You were right about them jambalays. 33 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:18,579 You're not supposed to have fucking fun. 34 00:04:18,959 --> 00:04:19,959 Come on. 35 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:27,380 Look, the only one left is this crap bloke, Iron Rick or something. 36 00:04:27,680 --> 00:04:28,680 He ain't been seen. 37 00:04:28,900 --> 00:04:30,200 I doubt if he's in the country. 38 00:04:31,260 --> 00:04:33,300 He's in the country. I know it. 39 00:04:36,140 --> 00:04:39,260 Oh, Rick, you don't sell your shit to no one else but me, all right? 40 00:04:39,840 --> 00:04:40,840 Spaghetti. 41 00:04:41,540 --> 00:04:43,760 A lot of guys want to make business with me. 42 00:04:44,340 --> 00:04:47,980 Yeah? Well, next time you come over and blitz London, you're going to find there 43 00:04:47,980 --> 00:04:50,220 ain't too many guys around to do business with. 44 00:04:50,760 --> 00:04:53,860 Oh, come on. Why not let everybody have a piece of the cake? 45 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:55,960 It's cool. 46 00:04:55,980 --> 00:04:58,520 I said don't give me that Euro hippie shit. 47 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:00,080 This is England, pal. 48 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:01,720 Winner takes all. 49 00:05:18,540 --> 00:05:21,580 A blank tape is 50p a tape. 50 00:05:22,060 --> 00:05:25,000 Before, yeah. But now we are having to stick up. 51 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:27,040 Right, Johan? 52 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:30,200 75. 53 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:33,140 Oh, yeah? How come? They're tripping expenses. 54 00:05:33,620 --> 00:05:34,840 Don't take that pace. 55 00:05:35,180 --> 00:05:39,540 No. We are the guys who are going here and there for everybody all the time. 56 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:40,760 It's not fair. 57 00:05:40,980 --> 00:05:41,980 But that's your job. 58 00:05:43,679 --> 00:05:45,280 Okay, 50p, but next time 75. 59 00:05:45,700 --> 00:05:48,400 Everybody's taking us for liberties, man. Yeah, what is happening? Because 60 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:49,159 in a hurry here. 61 00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:50,019 We? No. 62 00:05:50,020 --> 00:05:51,020 We're not in a hurry. 63 00:05:51,280 --> 00:05:53,740 Now it's time for a break and smoke out. 64 00:05:55,680 --> 00:05:56,680 Smoke out? 65 00:05:56,820 --> 00:05:57,940 Ain't you got anywhere else to go? 66 00:05:58,220 --> 00:06:00,820 Sure. We're making a visit to Beeping Thumbs. 67 00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:04,200 That's where we need to drop off some of our tapes. The hardcore shit. And 68 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:05,600 that's where Heinrich is hiding out. 69 00:06:07,460 --> 00:06:08,860 Heinrich is main man. 70 00:06:09,820 --> 00:06:11,980 He was teaching us how to sell all the gear. 71 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:14,420 German, yeah, but still a great guy. 72 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:17,980 Well, give us the tapes and you can get there and see your little bum, Chuck. 73 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:22,600 Yeah, but we are not liking this peeping Tom with the people they are calling 74 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:24,140 Debbie and Deep Throat. 75 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:26,020 They are liking strange things. 76 00:06:26,380 --> 00:06:30,380 Well, we got 200 wedding videos to copy by tea time, so where's the blank tapes, 77 00:06:30,480 --> 00:06:31,480 in the van? 78 00:06:42,030 --> 00:06:43,029 You got him. 79 00:06:43,030 --> 00:06:44,030 Grab that one here. 80 00:06:45,110 --> 00:06:46,170 Right, let's get him down. 81 00:06:46,630 --> 00:06:48,470 Oi, give us a hand. 82 00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:53,670 Oi, Heinrich. 83 00:06:55,010 --> 00:06:57,650 I told you not to talk to my wife. 84 00:06:57,970 --> 00:06:59,830 She doesn't like you. 85 00:07:00,390 --> 00:07:01,810 How can I help it? 86 00:07:02,050 --> 00:07:06,410 You'll help it all right if you want to carry on hiding out here. 87 00:07:09,870 --> 00:07:10,870 You guys. 88 00:07:11,980 --> 00:07:13,540 Want to see the future of pornography? 89 00:07:16,500 --> 00:07:18,780 Is that your suicide masturbation kit? 90 00:07:19,520 --> 00:07:20,520 Internet, pussy! 91 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:25,160 You plug it in, you link it up to some chick at the other end. 92 00:07:25,720 --> 00:07:29,020 And you can fuck pussy 10 ,000 miles away! 93 00:07:29,740 --> 00:07:33,640 I'd like to see what I'm shaftin'. But the face is on the screen! 94 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:36,440 She's looking right at you while you give it to her. 95 00:07:37,160 --> 00:07:40,360 I prefer the personal touch. What do you reckon, Debbie? 96 00:07:41,020 --> 00:07:42,020 They sell? 97 00:07:42,520 --> 00:07:45,260 Yeah. How many do you want? 98 00:07:46,180 --> 00:07:47,300 We'll take this one. 99 00:07:47,620 --> 00:07:48,920 24 -hour trial. 100 00:07:49,840 --> 00:07:52,160 Free. Okay, this is a prototype. 101 00:07:52,960 --> 00:07:56,100 We're your favourite customers. You told us so. 102 00:07:57,100 --> 00:08:00,720 And from what I hear, you're running out of other customers. 103 00:08:01,460 --> 00:08:03,260 Live ones, I mean. 104 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:09,580 Okay. But I can hide here until the deal is done. 105 00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:12,640 Don't look at me. 106 00:08:14,100 --> 00:08:17,740 Just don't jump on her again when she's on the coffee. 107 00:08:19,420 --> 00:08:21,120 Or she'll break your neck. 108 00:08:27,820 --> 00:08:29,600 One, two, three. 109 00:08:29,980 --> 00:08:31,620 And one, two. 110 00:08:31,940 --> 00:08:32,759 Hold it, Stuart. 111 00:08:32,760 --> 00:08:33,760 Hold it. 112 00:08:34,260 --> 00:08:35,260 What are those? 113 00:08:36,159 --> 00:08:37,500 They're not double Ds, are they? 114 00:08:38,179 --> 00:08:39,480 I asked for melons. 115 00:08:39,980 --> 00:08:40,980 Not fried eggs. 116 00:08:41,640 --> 00:08:43,380 Where's the other bird? She got big ones? 117 00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:51,840 For fuck's sake, Stuart, they're supposed to have a food fight at the 118 00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:54,020 icing sugar and chocolate sauce. 119 00:08:55,560 --> 00:08:56,560 Sausages. 120 00:08:57,220 --> 00:09:02,400 Sausages? Is this your idea of sexy? Because if it is, I pity your poor 121 00:09:02,980 --> 00:09:03,980 It's not the sign. 122 00:09:04,120 --> 00:09:05,200 Looks very professional. 123 00:09:05,500 --> 00:09:06,500 Looks professional? 124 00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:07,760 Moody. 125 00:09:08,430 --> 00:09:09,870 Well, come on, get them to do something. 126 00:09:10,210 --> 00:09:11,210 Shake them up. 127 00:09:11,390 --> 00:09:14,230 Go. And one, two, three. 128 00:09:14,510 --> 00:09:16,590 And one, two, three. 129 00:09:16,910 --> 00:09:18,010 And one. 130 00:09:19,710 --> 00:09:21,430 You, uh, who's stripping tonight? 131 00:09:21,950 --> 00:09:23,190 Miami's got me on a double shift. 132 00:09:24,050 --> 00:09:25,050 Miami, right. 133 00:09:25,390 --> 00:09:27,670 Now, didn't he used to be a major face? 134 00:09:27,910 --> 00:09:28,910 He ain't finished yet. 135 00:09:28,970 --> 00:09:31,110 Oh, yes, he is. He just don't know it. 136 00:09:31,570 --> 00:09:32,910 He never had no vision. 137 00:09:34,690 --> 00:09:36,670 Hey, what you still doing here? 138 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:40,180 Is Ian Rick from Arnberg hiding in my TV studio? 139 00:09:40,920 --> 00:09:42,340 Go out and find him! 140 00:09:46,800 --> 00:09:48,400 All right, come on, from the top, girls. 141 00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:55,340 I told you to put labels on the ones you've done. 142 00:09:55,660 --> 00:09:57,000 That's what I told you to do. 143 00:09:57,200 --> 00:10:01,200 Listen, girls, girls, it doesn't matter who told who, what, when, the fact is, 144 00:10:01,340 --> 00:10:02,940 we've got to go through them all and check them again. 145 00:10:03,260 --> 00:10:04,260 There, he's done it again. 146 00:10:04,760 --> 00:10:06,780 I'm telling you, that vicar keeps winking at the groom. 147 00:10:06,980 --> 00:10:07,980 Is that important? 148 00:10:08,060 --> 00:10:09,220 Well, I wouldn't have him for my wedding. 149 00:10:10,140 --> 00:10:11,680 Take the tape out. We've got to check these. 150 00:10:11,880 --> 00:10:13,100 See what's blank and what's dubbed. 151 00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:17,360 You didn't label them? 152 00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:20,440 Amateurs. 153 00:10:21,580 --> 00:10:23,260 Oh, you idiot. 154 00:10:25,900 --> 00:10:27,440 What the fuck's going on? 155 00:10:27,700 --> 00:10:29,520 Maybe there is a problem with the machine. 156 00:10:29,900 --> 00:10:30,900 I know. 157 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:32,760 I think we've got a problem. 158 00:10:33,580 --> 00:10:34,580 Nasty problem. 159 00:10:34,880 --> 00:10:37,180 Oh, hey, no, no nasty problem, guys. 160 00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:39,960 Those guys from the pub must be mixing tapes. 161 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:41,240 What guys? 162 00:10:41,380 --> 00:10:44,860 The guys from the pub? They are taking wrong tapes out of Beck of Fane. They 163 00:10:44,860 --> 00:10:49,240 so stupid, Beth, that... Well, we'd better get them tapes back, cos I've got 164 00:10:49,240 --> 00:10:52,320 couple of hundred desperate perverts itching to cop off on them. 165 00:10:53,300 --> 00:10:54,300 Hey, hey. 166 00:10:55,640 --> 00:10:57,520 Now we can all go and party, huh? 167 00:10:58,520 --> 00:10:59,520 Guys? 168 00:11:01,420 --> 00:11:05,520 Debbie, because this pocket is full of the sniffing snow and I'm one generous 169 00:11:05,520 --> 00:11:06,760 son of a bitch. 170 00:11:06,980 --> 00:11:10,780 Oi, you, shut up. Yeah, shut the fuck up. 171 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:13,840 These English, they can't let their hair down. 172 00:11:14,100 --> 00:11:18,980 The only reason I don't strap up and ride you like a donkey is because you 173 00:11:18,980 --> 00:11:20,440 us the high tech from Hamburg. 174 00:11:20,840 --> 00:11:24,120 But I'm beginning to think it's not worth the grief. 175 00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:26,280 I agree. 176 00:11:27,670 --> 00:11:29,570 No more verbals. 177 00:11:32,410 --> 00:11:35,750 You'd better get on the blower. To those vats of yours. 178 00:11:37,290 --> 00:11:38,770 We'll have them taped tonight. 179 00:11:46,770 --> 00:11:47,770 Hello, the lock. 180 00:11:48,550 --> 00:11:49,550 What do you want? 181 00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:02,840 Those tapes. 182 00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:04,720 We dubbed them all, yeah? 183 00:12:05,180 --> 00:12:06,180 Yeah, of course. 184 00:12:06,380 --> 00:12:07,380 Why? 185 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:09,160 Right. 186 00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:12,320 Shit. 187 00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:33,080 This is a private session. 188 00:12:33,660 --> 00:12:34,900 I'm looking for someone. 189 00:12:35,900 --> 00:12:38,320 You're looking for Heinrich from Hamburg. 190 00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:40,720 Spaghetti wants him dead. 191 00:12:41,060 --> 00:12:42,780 Every fucker knows that. 192 00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:44,560 I'm going to find him, Deepfrog. 193 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:46,500 Better get out there looking, then. 194 00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:52,640 You walk through this shop again, and I'll open you up like a can of sardines. 195 00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:58,340 Next time I come in this shop, it'll be a fucking newsagent. Your days are 196 00:12:58,340 --> 00:12:59,340 numbered. 197 00:13:04,590 --> 00:13:08,070 Now then, Heinrich, say thank you, Debbie. 198 00:13:12,810 --> 00:13:14,110 God, God, God! 199 00:13:15,870 --> 00:13:19,870 Remember, an idle case, squeaky clean. 200 00:13:23,410 --> 00:13:24,590 Thank you, Free Fee. 201 00:13:24,870 --> 00:13:28,870 But I do hate it when people tell me what I should and shouldn't do, you 202 00:13:28,970 --> 00:13:29,949 Right, God. 203 00:13:29,950 --> 00:13:31,470 Especially when it comes to money. 204 00:13:32,589 --> 00:13:35,310 Accounts always think they know best. 205 00:13:37,010 --> 00:13:41,490 Nobody goes on holiday to Monty on a budget. 206 00:13:43,310 --> 00:13:47,990 And if I'm going to start up a dog track in Hong Kong, it's not cash I need. 207 00:13:48,390 --> 00:13:49,390 You're listening. 208 00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:50,930 It's collateral. 209 00:13:52,070 --> 00:13:55,770 Johnny Chinaman needs to see that I've got what it takes. 210 00:13:56,490 --> 00:13:58,710 I've got to show him an empire. 211 00:14:06,030 --> 00:14:07,230 Finished for Mr. Christie? 212 00:14:08,150 --> 00:14:09,150 Yeah. 213 00:14:12,150 --> 00:14:14,490 Sean! Do him over. 214 00:14:14,870 --> 00:14:16,190 Medium rare. 215 00:14:18,330 --> 00:14:18,930 You 216 00:14:18,930 --> 00:14:28,310 must 217 00:14:28,310 --> 00:14:29,310 be Deepthroat. 218 00:14:29,430 --> 00:14:30,430 I'm Jamie. 219 00:14:31,210 --> 00:14:32,230 This is Bacon. 220 00:14:32,470 --> 00:14:33,470 This is Moon. 221 00:14:33,630 --> 00:14:38,600 Lee. Remember them names, Debbie, when you ordered their gravestones? 222 00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:41,140 Put the tapes on the counter. 223 00:14:43,380 --> 00:14:46,220 The thing is, is we didn't know what was on them. 224 00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:47,640 So? 225 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:50,840 So we've copied over them. By accident? 226 00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:53,120 All 200 tapes? 227 00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:54,680 Yeah. 228 00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:57,960 Well, you owe us six fucking grand, then. 229 00:14:58,320 --> 00:15:01,760 Plus compensation for damage to our reputation. 230 00:15:02,460 --> 00:15:04,180 And they can look after this wanker as well. 231 00:15:04,700 --> 00:15:07,020 I promised Hamburg we'd keep him safe. 232 00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:08,280 Deep throat, darling. 233 00:15:08,520 --> 00:15:10,560 He's safer with them than he is with me. 234 00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:14,160 I'm going to do him some real damage before long. 235 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,180 He's an arsehole. 236 00:15:16,420 --> 00:15:22,820 But we're going to make serious money out of him. So keep him wellied till the 237 00:15:22,820 --> 00:15:23,820 deal's done. 238 00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:36,040 You told me I was doing the late shift as well. 239 00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:38,720 Oh, did I? 240 00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:39,980 Yeah, you did. 241 00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:42,140 And you told Tanya she'd grab my Jaffa cakes. 242 00:15:42,580 --> 00:15:43,760 Oh, listen, love. 243 00:15:44,060 --> 00:15:47,940 It ain't as if your name was written on them, is it? When's Maura coming back? 244 00:15:48,300 --> 00:15:49,340 I don't know. 245 00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:50,740 Oi, Candice. 246 00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:54,220 Give her a break, or I'll give you one. 247 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:55,960 No disrespect to you, Miami. 248 00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:58,360 I just don't like me time being wasted. 249 00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:05,180 Barbie. 250 00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:07,080 Straighten them out. 251 00:16:07,220 --> 00:16:08,740 I want a top show tonight. 252 00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:11,600 This fucking Chinese geezer's got a lot to say, sir. 253 00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:15,480 Word, go. 254 00:16:21,820 --> 00:16:22,960 You know Bill Bishop? 255 00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:24,179 Remind me. 256 00:16:24,180 --> 00:16:26,220 You shot him in the arse back in the 80s. 257 00:16:26,460 --> 00:16:29,760 Oh, yeah. He's still in business, is he? Seems like he was. 258 00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:32,440 They just fished him out, though. 259 00:16:32,750 --> 00:16:34,530 Lee Valley Reservoir this morning. 260 00:16:34,850 --> 00:16:36,750 Every bone in his body broken. 261 00:16:38,630 --> 00:16:40,550 That'll be Tony the Pacemaker. 262 00:16:41,410 --> 00:16:42,410 Spaghetti's boy. 263 00:16:42,550 --> 00:16:43,810 Yeah, burying everyone. 264 00:16:44,290 --> 00:16:45,290 Yeah. 265 00:16:45,810 --> 00:16:48,930 I think we should have a quiet word with spaghetti. 266 00:16:50,650 --> 00:16:51,650 No. 267 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:03,920 She's a waste of time. 268 00:17:04,319 --> 00:17:05,460 That crack could be anywhere. 269 00:17:07,780 --> 00:17:08,920 He's going to have a cup of tea. 270 00:17:09,420 --> 00:17:10,420 Well, 271 00:17:12,900 --> 00:17:13,900 we can't pay deep for it off. 272 00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:16,339 How about we get enough together to buy him some more tapes? 273 00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:18,200 Take the place of the ones we copied over. 274 00:17:19,140 --> 00:17:20,140 He's a piss. 275 00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:21,300 Let's go out then. 276 00:17:32,170 --> 00:17:35,070 As soon as I'm a gambler at heart, I'm going to give you a chance to win back 277 00:17:35,070 --> 00:17:35,689 your state. 278 00:17:35,690 --> 00:17:36,690 All right? 279 00:17:37,050 --> 00:17:38,050 Cool. 280 00:17:38,290 --> 00:17:40,930 If you lose, I walk away with a grand and a half. 281 00:17:44,850 --> 00:17:45,850 Hang about. 282 00:17:45,870 --> 00:17:46,870 Hang about! 283 00:17:49,030 --> 00:17:52,410 So, uh... Grand and a half? 284 00:17:59,890 --> 00:18:01,130 Yes, Ethel. Good day. 285 00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:05,120 No one's buying. 286 00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:07,520 Can't even flog me dole cards. 287 00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:09,440 I thought of something. 288 00:18:10,820 --> 00:18:11,820 Look. 289 00:18:14,860 --> 00:18:16,540 We make our own. 290 00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:17,940 You are joking. 291 00:18:18,260 --> 00:18:19,139 Oh, it's not difficult. 292 00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:21,740 This handheld home video, look. It's all the rage. 293 00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:23,120 It's more real. 294 00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:26,720 Sounds good. 295 00:18:29,620 --> 00:18:31,820 Erm... Who are we going to film? 296 00:18:32,550 --> 00:18:33,610 I'll give Laura a bell. 297 00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:35,210 Moon, what about Tanya? 298 00:18:35,870 --> 00:18:36,870 You'd have to pay her. 299 00:18:37,910 --> 00:18:38,910 We'll start with Laura. 300 00:18:39,350 --> 00:18:40,390 We've used the stud. 301 00:18:40,670 --> 00:18:41,810 Yeah, secretly. 302 00:18:42,430 --> 00:18:43,430 Excuse me. 303 00:18:45,870 --> 00:18:49,430 I'd rather go and borrow the cash off the great white loan shark than offer me 304 00:18:49,430 --> 00:18:50,430 balls of security. 305 00:18:51,430 --> 00:18:52,430 Go on, then. 306 00:18:52,730 --> 00:18:53,730 Yeah. 307 00:19:08,590 --> 00:19:09,590 No more noise. 308 00:19:09,770 --> 00:19:10,850 And no arse shots. 309 00:19:11,210 --> 00:19:13,830 What do you mean, no arse shots? We've got to see arses going up and down, 310 00:19:13,910 --> 00:19:15,170 haven't we? Yeah, we've got to have that, mate. Yeah. 311 00:19:15,450 --> 00:19:17,150 We're just knocking bollocks hanging down, all right? 312 00:19:17,430 --> 00:19:19,910 And push her away for the money shot, all right? 313 00:19:33,950 --> 00:19:34,789 It's all for you. 314 00:19:34,790 --> 00:19:35,790 You're fucking worth it. 315 00:19:38,330 --> 00:19:39,370 I'll let him have the day off. 316 00:19:40,950 --> 00:19:42,170 You want some bubbly? 317 00:19:44,890 --> 00:19:45,890 Sure. 318 00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:00,390 Well, you said you had some sort of job. 319 00:20:00,690 --> 00:20:01,730 I'll tell you about it later. 320 00:20:09,610 --> 00:20:11,730 Bit draughty in here, mate. Where's your bedroom? 321 00:20:12,470 --> 00:20:14,110 It's too small, the bed. 322 00:20:14,550 --> 00:20:15,550 For what? 323 00:20:17,210 --> 00:20:20,630 Do you mind if I wear a bit of a mask? 324 00:20:21,110 --> 00:20:22,890 We're not kinky enough now, are we? 325 00:20:23,270 --> 00:20:24,270 Yeah. 326 00:20:28,470 --> 00:20:30,790 Are you up there? 327 00:20:32,610 --> 00:20:33,610 No. 328 00:20:40,300 --> 00:20:42,840 I don't feel like a big tight mistress, huh? 329 00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:16,620 Cut! Cut! 330 00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:22,760 Yo, 331 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:29,240 that's it in the house. 332 00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:32,960 Oh, crazy. 333 00:21:33,260 --> 00:21:34,820 You can't rock. 334 00:21:35,380 --> 00:21:37,560 We can join in, right? Get that! 335 00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:46,860 You bloody ask permission. 336 00:21:49,220 --> 00:21:51,960 I think you're not needing our videos anymore, eh? 337 00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:58,820 There's going to be a slight delay, but it's going to be worth it. 338 00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:01,820 All spring chickens, mate. 339 00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:03,660 You won't be disappointed. 340 00:22:05,020 --> 00:22:06,020 Yeah. 341 00:22:06,500 --> 00:22:09,620 Yeah, yeah, I know. But... Yeah. 342 00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:11,240 Yeah, I know we promised. 343 00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:13,340 I'm not known for breaking promises. 344 00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:15,500 But I have been known to break a few legs. 345 00:22:15,780 --> 00:22:17,640 So don't say anything you'll regret. 346 00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:19,040 Hello. 347 00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:20,280 Yeah, it is. 348 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:22,840 Don't panic. 349 00:22:23,260 --> 00:22:24,260 They'll get here. 350 00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:27,340 Don't you threaten me, pal. 351 00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:31,160 You're like a right bunch of monkeys. 352 00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:33,720 Those lads better come up with the good. 353 00:22:59,850 --> 00:23:00,850 What, Bobby? 354 00:23:01,370 --> 00:23:04,430 Morris to the way? Yeah, love. Yeah? How you getting on? 355 00:23:05,030 --> 00:23:07,570 Well, it's not what I thought. 356 00:23:08,290 --> 00:23:12,030 Um, people keep asking me to do things. 357 00:23:12,430 --> 00:23:15,030 Yeah, I know. It's awful when that happens, isn't it? Yeah. 358 00:23:21,970 --> 00:23:25,190 I think this ain't going to work. I can't see where you're going. 359 00:23:25,410 --> 00:23:29,410 No. Just remember to get them big close -ups. How am I going to do that without 360 00:23:29,410 --> 00:23:30,430 sticking my head in the bag? 361 00:23:31,030 --> 00:23:32,030 Just get a plane. 362 00:23:32,690 --> 00:23:33,690 Just a black -up. 363 00:23:34,270 --> 00:23:35,890 I'm going to get the drinks in, all right? 364 00:23:37,590 --> 00:23:38,590 Look. 365 00:23:42,050 --> 00:23:43,050 Oh, my God. 366 00:23:44,310 --> 00:23:45,310 It's all right. 367 00:23:46,770 --> 00:23:49,090 Here. The seal's broken on this. 368 00:23:49,650 --> 00:23:51,810 Do you know what? I reckon they're filling him up with tap water. 369 00:23:52,050 --> 00:23:53,050 Tight bastard. 370 00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:06,940 The Chinese have arrived. 371 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,120 What do they look like? 372 00:24:11,660 --> 00:24:12,660 Mugs. 373 00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:13,920 Good. 374 00:24:14,060 --> 00:24:15,960 Where do you leave them? In the amusements. 375 00:24:16,360 --> 00:24:17,360 Right. 376 00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:19,960 I'll take them over the track and then back to the roots. 377 00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:25,440 You want to drive them past Buckingham Palace and all that? 378 00:24:27,020 --> 00:24:28,020 Yeah. 379 00:24:28,120 --> 00:24:29,120 Might as well. 380 00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:45,040 It was a work one. 381 00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:56,620 Make a look this way. 382 00:24:57,760 --> 00:24:58,760 You were called. 383 00:24:58,840 --> 00:24:59,840 Yes. 384 00:25:03,300 --> 00:25:04,300 Here we are, girl. 385 00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:08,880 Steady on, big spender. 386 00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:10,440 Break it for your bank. 387 00:25:25,910 --> 00:25:30,530 I think the tape's run out. I just heard a click. What? 388 00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:54,700 Tanya, I can explain. 389 00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:57,020 Just get off the stage, your camera's lost. 390 00:25:57,300 --> 00:25:59,500 We want a cut, 50 -50. 50 -50? 391 00:25:59,780 --> 00:26:01,300 That's a bit harsh, isn't it? You're right. 392 00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:04,520 Well, just tell Miami what you was up to. Look, don't be like that, Tanya, all 393 00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:07,020 right? You brought business into it. What's your best offer? 394 00:26:08,100 --> 00:26:11,040 Do 100 notes now, and a percentage of the sales. 395 00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:13,080 I can't say fairer. 396 00:26:14,220 --> 00:26:18,400 100 each now, plus 30%. Done. 397 00:26:18,860 --> 00:26:20,440 And a copy of the tape. 398 00:26:21,460 --> 00:26:22,600 Lee, pay the girl. 399 00:26:28,490 --> 00:26:30,670 You know, I quite like this end bit where you see me face. 400 00:26:31,530 --> 00:26:32,530 You what? 401 00:26:33,530 --> 00:26:34,730 Jamie, this is bloody awful. 402 00:26:35,270 --> 00:26:38,710 Do you really think that Debbie and Deepthroat are going to settle for this 403 00:26:38,710 --> 00:26:40,130 shit? You don't get it, do you? 404 00:26:40,410 --> 00:26:41,410 It's great. 405 00:26:42,330 --> 00:26:44,010 Look, it's Lapland. 406 00:26:44,370 --> 00:26:45,590 Don't you like that one? 407 00:26:45,830 --> 00:26:49,590 Mum, you've got to go to Sweet Talk Tanya to do one of her special shows. 408 00:26:50,650 --> 00:26:52,430 Maybe with Laura. 409 00:26:53,610 --> 00:26:54,610 There's a bowl. 410 00:26:55,250 --> 00:26:56,250 Try it once. 411 00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:06,040 Or we could hire a couple of hookers to do some mental stuff with the Dutchies. 412 00:27:07,300 --> 00:27:08,320 Speak of the devil. 413 00:27:08,740 --> 00:27:10,120 We should give the boys a key. 414 00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:12,200 Do you really think this tape is shit? 415 00:27:12,500 --> 00:27:13,500 Yes. 416 00:27:16,300 --> 00:27:17,900 Heard you've been filming in Lapland. 417 00:27:18,180 --> 00:27:25,000 Well, we thought that, um, that Miami, Mr. Vice, what we thought 418 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,680 was that... Tell him, lads. 419 00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:30,480 Lads? 420 00:27:34,350 --> 00:27:35,350 I don't mean this. 421 00:27:37,430 --> 00:27:38,430 All right. 422 00:27:39,410 --> 00:27:41,310 I'm here to collect a tape for Candice. 423 00:27:42,510 --> 00:27:43,510 Oh, the tape. 424 00:27:43,930 --> 00:27:45,210 Yeah, yeah, fine, here. 425 00:27:47,270 --> 00:27:53,930 Nice little buzzer you've got. 426 00:27:54,670 --> 00:27:55,670 Cheers. 427 00:27:59,870 --> 00:28:00,870 Cheers. 428 00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:14,220 Get out of here, you chicken shit. 429 00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:23,860 Hell of the talking. 430 00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:32,400 Last night, what time we were coming back? 431 00:28:34,580 --> 00:28:36,220 Oh, my muscles ache. 432 00:28:37,220 --> 00:28:39,780 Maybe I was screwing with some sexy babe. 433 00:28:40,580 --> 00:28:43,330 No. You danced in a funny way. 434 00:28:50,810 --> 00:28:51,810 Oh. 435 00:28:52,990 --> 00:28:54,250 This guy Spaghetti. 436 00:28:54,790 --> 00:28:58,270 Last time I was over here, he tried to make me an offer. 437 00:28:59,270 --> 00:29:00,810 Had me in the back of his car. 438 00:29:01,710 --> 00:29:04,430 Told me to take all the business just to him, nobody else. 439 00:29:05,250 --> 00:29:06,730 I said, man, this is bullshit. 440 00:29:07,670 --> 00:29:10,250 You just get out of my face right now. 441 00:29:11,150 --> 00:29:15,170 I believe in two things, free love and free trade. 442 00:29:15,930 --> 00:29:20,690 Then I got out of that car and slammed the door in his fucking face. 443 00:29:23,250 --> 00:29:28,030 But don't worry, he ain't gonna look for me here. 444 00:29:33,110 --> 00:29:34,110 Cheers. 445 00:29:38,130 --> 00:29:39,130 What do you think? 446 00:29:40,370 --> 00:29:43,030 We'll try to give it that kind of amateur vibe. Yeah, we wanted something 447 00:29:43,030 --> 00:29:44,170 gritty. Raw. 448 00:29:44,390 --> 00:29:45,390 Yeah. 449 00:29:55,650 --> 00:29:56,650 Six grand. 450 00:29:57,210 --> 00:29:58,830 You're not into that kind of movie, then? 451 00:29:59,050 --> 00:30:02,090 I could cream off quicker to aerobics on style. 452 00:30:02,350 --> 00:30:03,590 We can redo them. 453 00:30:03,830 --> 00:30:04,729 That's fine. 454 00:30:04,730 --> 00:30:07,730 Yeah. Put in a bit more... sex. 455 00:30:08,010 --> 00:30:09,450 Yeah, we'll try something different. 456 00:30:09,950 --> 00:30:12,070 Would you mind stepping this way? 457 00:30:14,790 --> 00:30:15,970 We'd rather stay here. 458 00:30:16,970 --> 00:30:20,050 Just be good boys and step into the back fucking room. 459 00:30:20,370 --> 00:30:21,970 Be a dear and unlock this door, will you? 460 00:30:23,990 --> 00:30:24,990 Right, lads. 461 00:30:25,210 --> 00:30:26,990 Looks like we've got a bit of trouble on our hands. 462 00:30:29,450 --> 00:30:30,610 Oh, shit. 463 00:30:30,930 --> 00:30:32,290 Right, come on. 464 00:30:33,270 --> 00:30:34,270 In you go. 465 00:30:34,850 --> 00:30:36,250 Snuff movie time. 466 00:30:36,970 --> 00:30:37,970 Fuck that. 467 00:31:08,639 --> 00:31:10,620 What the fuck you want? 468 00:31:11,540 --> 00:31:12,980 Right. Yeah. 469 00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:14,720 What about? 470 00:31:16,740 --> 00:31:18,580 So, punk. 471 00:31:19,820 --> 00:31:22,820 You got to asking yourself the one question. 472 00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:25,120 Do you feeling lucky? 473 00:31:26,020 --> 00:31:27,020 Huh? 474 00:31:30,670 --> 00:31:31,770 You talking to me? 475 00:31:32,470 --> 00:31:34,890 Are you talking to me, huh? 476 00:31:35,510 --> 00:31:35,950 Is 477 00:31:35,950 --> 00:31:44,910 this 478 00:31:44,910 --> 00:31:45,910 what you want? 479 00:31:46,770 --> 00:31:47,810 Is this what you want? 480 00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:09,180 What the fuck has happened here? 481 00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:10,700 It's Heinrich. 482 00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:11,919 We can see that. 483 00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:12,940 Heinrich is dead. 484 00:32:13,300 --> 00:32:14,300 No shit, Sherlock. 485 00:32:14,380 --> 00:32:17,120 He was best buddy of us. And he blew his brains out. 486 00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:20,760 No, he was blowing his own brains out with his gun. It was an accident. 487 00:32:21,180 --> 00:32:22,180 I hate guns. 488 00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:25,400 We were making joke with the gun. 489 00:32:25,620 --> 00:32:26,620 Great. 490 00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:28,640 What now? 491 00:32:29,150 --> 00:32:31,950 We must give to Heinrich all the right ceremony. 492 00:32:32,370 --> 00:32:33,590 We'll have to put him in a cellar for now. 493 00:32:34,370 --> 00:32:38,370 Grab his arms. 494 00:32:41,490 --> 00:32:43,530 This will really please Debbie in Deepthroat. 495 00:32:44,530 --> 00:32:45,010 Watch 496 00:32:45,010 --> 00:32:52,710 this 497 00:32:52,710 --> 00:32:54,510 move. That's an odd one. 498 00:32:54,710 --> 00:32:56,290 Only me and Tanya can do it. 499 00:32:58,190 --> 00:32:59,250 Who was that bird on before? 500 00:32:59,490 --> 00:33:01,250 A man doing a spanking? I don't know. 501 00:33:01,770 --> 00:33:03,490 Candy? I don't fucking know. 502 00:33:06,170 --> 00:33:08,090 Tanya's boyfriend's cousin, Laura? 503 00:33:08,590 --> 00:33:09,910 No, Laura. 504 00:33:10,810 --> 00:33:11,810 Laura? 505 00:33:12,590 --> 00:33:13,590 I'll tell you what. 506 00:33:14,510 --> 00:33:18,550 I'm going to hire all you girls from Lappland and I'm going to put this tape 507 00:33:18,550 --> 00:33:19,730 on South TV tonight. 508 00:33:20,510 --> 00:33:22,810 That'll piss Miami Vice off good and proper. 509 00:33:39,210 --> 00:33:40,210 Flu bug going round. 510 00:33:40,570 --> 00:33:42,630 But you get the same with your staff, you know. 511 00:33:43,850 --> 00:33:47,090 Lots of girls sharing the same teacups and stuff. 512 00:33:49,910 --> 00:33:50,910 Excuse me. 513 00:33:52,970 --> 00:33:53,970 Are you a fan? 514 00:33:54,470 --> 00:33:56,270 Sort of. Do you mean a bit? 515 00:33:57,290 --> 00:33:58,590 Better see for yourself. 516 00:34:04,090 --> 00:34:05,430 Gentlemen, would you excuse me? 517 00:34:21,380 --> 00:34:24,580 Right. That lightweight spaghetti thinks he can take me on. 518 00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:26,239 I'm up for it. 519 00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:29,280 What about the chinks? 520 00:34:30,060 --> 00:34:32,060 Well, take them somewhere else. Butter them up a bit. 521 00:34:33,060 --> 00:34:35,100 Well, we could try the 10 at a time club. 522 00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:36,760 It's a bit rough. 523 00:34:37,420 --> 00:34:39,420 Well, they're not classy guys, Garth. 524 00:35:16,110 --> 00:35:17,250 That's four hours. 525 00:35:19,430 --> 00:35:20,550 Don't they ever go to the pub? 526 00:35:22,030 --> 00:35:23,410 We know you're in there. 527 00:35:24,410 --> 00:35:25,410 I've got an idea. 528 00:35:26,090 --> 00:35:27,089 Open up! 529 00:35:27,090 --> 00:35:29,010 We're playing spaghetti for I'm Rick's little accident. 530 00:35:29,570 --> 00:35:30,990 You can walk back to six grand. 531 00:35:31,310 --> 00:35:32,310 Open the door! 532 00:35:32,930 --> 00:35:34,050 I haven't worked that out yet. 533 00:35:34,270 --> 00:35:35,270 Larry, help, will you? 534 00:35:41,010 --> 00:35:41,848 That's it. 535 00:35:41,850 --> 00:35:42,850 We're gone. 536 00:35:46,670 --> 00:35:47,670 I don't know, Ben. 537 00:35:57,810 --> 00:35:58,810 Miami, gents. 538 00:36:00,570 --> 00:36:02,530 We'd like a quiet word with you, boys. 539 00:36:03,090 --> 00:36:04,090 We're all ears. 540 00:36:07,110 --> 00:36:09,650 You like making me look like a cook, eh? 541 00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:12,860 You must be sure of a few rooms upstairs. 542 00:36:13,340 --> 00:36:17,460 I had a few Far Eastern business associates round last night. I promised 543 00:36:17,460 --> 00:36:19,080 drinks on the house and a good show. 544 00:36:19,980 --> 00:36:21,400 And what did they get? 545 00:36:23,260 --> 00:36:25,020 Dwarves. Cloaked. 546 00:36:41,070 --> 00:36:44,750 I had you down as a bit of a prospect, lad, but you've let me down. 547 00:36:45,730 --> 00:36:48,670 What is it? You think Spaghetti Eddie's going to knock me off my perch? 548 00:36:49,570 --> 00:36:50,570 We'll take care of it. 549 00:36:51,090 --> 00:36:54,610 Sort it out. Oh, yeah? What are you going to do, then? Take Spaghetti out 550 00:36:54,610 --> 00:36:55,610 me? 551 00:36:57,930 --> 00:37:04,070 Well... Um... Lots for words, are we? 552 00:37:05,210 --> 00:37:06,550 I know what you're trying to say. 553 00:37:07,610 --> 00:37:10,430 You want to give me something special, don't you? 554 00:37:11,710 --> 00:37:13,690 Like a TV station. 555 00:37:14,410 --> 00:37:16,410 Yeah, source TV. 556 00:37:17,530 --> 00:37:19,890 Yeah, that's what I was going to say. 557 00:37:20,950 --> 00:37:21,950 Good boy. 558 00:37:24,010 --> 00:37:26,930 We'll be round there at noon tomorrow, and if you're not there to open the 559 00:37:27,050 --> 00:37:29,390 I'm going to cut your bollocks off and wear them as earrings. 560 00:37:29,870 --> 00:37:31,210 That's very fair. 561 00:37:33,630 --> 00:37:35,450 Yeah, Three Feet knows me very well. 562 00:37:36,710 --> 00:37:37,870 Got a side for entrepreneurs. 563 00:37:50,390 --> 00:37:52,470 Coming up with those lovely girls from Lapland. 564 00:37:52,790 --> 00:37:56,050 Tell you what, I share the dressing room with them. They've got big bodies. 565 00:37:56,350 --> 00:37:59,670 Of course, I had one of them on my knee this morning and I nearly... What am I 566 00:37:59,670 --> 00:38:01,530 saying? That's just a fantasy. 567 00:38:02,490 --> 00:38:05,350 I just got an email here from Matt in Cornwall. 568 00:38:06,210 --> 00:38:07,470 They'll never go back to Lapland. 569 00:38:08,910 --> 00:38:11,390 My plans never fail. 570 00:38:13,590 --> 00:38:15,990 We'll come up with some blag to get the girls out of Spaghetti's, then we'll 571 00:38:15,990 --> 00:38:16,888 lock them up for the night. 572 00:38:16,890 --> 00:38:20,840 Simple. Yeah, it's one of them shows where they rescue pets and birds with 573 00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:23,920 broken wings and that. Yeah, and they need a couple of girls to present it. 574 00:38:24,260 --> 00:38:26,580 Make it a bit more, um, sexy. 575 00:38:26,940 --> 00:38:29,240 And how come they're doing their auditions in your poppy little pub? 576 00:38:29,460 --> 00:38:31,720 No, it's not our place. It's at the Nine Bars. 577 00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:34,620 Yeah, I mean, we've got all the connections there in the business. 578 00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:37,040 We know all the editors, producers. 579 00:38:37,740 --> 00:38:42,320 Yeah, it'll be easy for us to slip you in on the list. 580 00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:44,720 And you want to do this out of the goodness of your heart? 581 00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:46,640 No, if you look good. 582 00:38:47,150 --> 00:38:48,370 Makes us look good. Yeah. 583 00:38:48,810 --> 00:38:50,490 They'll say, who are these girls? 584 00:38:50,810 --> 00:38:53,030 They've got looks, they've got talent. 585 00:38:54,130 --> 00:38:57,010 What genius has discovered them? Don't give me compliments, Jamie. 586 00:38:57,370 --> 00:38:59,310 It's free food and all. Free food? 587 00:38:59,550 --> 00:39:01,190 Who do you think I am? See? 588 00:39:01,690 --> 00:39:02,690 What do I say, lads? 589 00:39:03,410 --> 00:39:04,470 They're going to love this lot. 590 00:39:04,830 --> 00:39:06,510 They're ballsy and they've got talent. 591 00:39:08,110 --> 00:39:09,630 Meets at the nine bars at eight. 592 00:39:10,370 --> 00:39:11,370 Dress for kill. 593 00:39:16,300 --> 00:39:17,238 Free food? 594 00:39:17,240 --> 00:39:21,760 Well, they've got sandwiches and things like that. You almost blew it. 595 00:39:22,720 --> 00:39:23,980 They will need food. 596 00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:25,800 They're going to be in there all night. 597 00:39:38,140 --> 00:39:41,300 Life is game, mind me. 598 00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:43,620 Crazy, crazy game. 599 00:39:44,780 --> 00:39:50,060 I hope there is a thousand angels making queue for sitting on your face, Ivory. 600 00:39:58,380 --> 00:39:59,680 Tanya's going to do her nuts. 601 00:40:01,020 --> 00:40:02,420 Just tell her it was my idea. 602 00:40:02,900 --> 00:40:04,120 Oh, because then she'll understand. 603 00:40:04,980 --> 00:40:06,460 This planner just better work. 604 00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:11,800 We're the first. 605 00:40:12,830 --> 00:40:14,530 Yeah, well, there's been a few in already. 606 00:40:16,490 --> 00:40:17,490 Yeah, it's looking good. 607 00:40:17,730 --> 00:40:21,270 I mean, all the other girls that have been here, they're nice and all that, 608 00:40:21,270 --> 00:40:22,510 they haven't got that something special. 609 00:40:23,050 --> 00:40:24,050 You know, that spark. 610 00:40:25,590 --> 00:40:26,590 Where is everybody? 611 00:40:27,750 --> 00:40:29,330 They're through the back. 612 00:40:37,750 --> 00:40:41,070 Wait a minute. 613 00:40:41,500 --> 00:40:42,500 This is bullshit. 614 00:40:43,700 --> 00:40:46,120 Oi! Move, you wanker! Oi! 615 00:40:46,340 --> 00:40:48,480 You're in big trouble if you don't open this door now! 616 00:40:48,900 --> 00:40:50,940 Move! Come back here! 617 00:40:51,420 --> 00:40:53,040 Right slag, you know that, Laura? 618 00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:54,760 Mm, yeah. 619 00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:57,600 You know that shoot with the masked man on the video? 620 00:40:57,920 --> 00:40:59,040 You know what I heard? 621 00:40:59,720 --> 00:41:04,840 No. These three German blokes turned up and they all had an orgy, so they say. 622 00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:07,118 You what? 623 00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:09,740 Yeah, all of them. Pile up, it was. 624 00:41:10,430 --> 00:41:13,810 And this German fella, did he have a mullet? 625 00:41:15,950 --> 00:41:17,210 Yeah, probably. 626 00:41:21,070 --> 00:41:22,070 Hello, Tone. 627 00:41:22,810 --> 00:41:24,790 Listen, I want you to get down to that pub. 628 00:41:25,090 --> 00:41:26,590 What's the name of the pub? The Lock. 629 00:41:27,070 --> 00:41:28,070 The Lock. 630 00:41:28,650 --> 00:41:30,990 Yeah. Our crap would have snapped. 631 00:41:31,390 --> 00:41:32,990 He might just be there. 632 00:41:34,170 --> 00:41:35,170 Right. 633 00:41:57,290 --> 00:41:57,988 You got that? 634 00:41:57,990 --> 00:41:58,990 And cut. 635 00:42:02,590 --> 00:42:03,590 Okay, 636 00:42:04,490 --> 00:42:07,710 so, now we buried a Heinrich, huh? 637 00:42:08,150 --> 00:42:10,610 Not before you take that tape over to Peeping Tom's. 638 00:42:11,110 --> 00:42:12,690 And leave him here. 639 00:42:13,570 --> 00:42:14,730 First we take care of business. 640 00:42:16,670 --> 00:42:17,910 It's what Heinrich would have wanted. 641 00:42:20,410 --> 00:42:21,410 Okay. Okay. 642 00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:41,520 Right, repeat. 643 00:42:42,020 --> 00:42:43,100 Bring the car around. 644 00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:54,120 So, you posted through the letterbox and rang the bell. 645 00:42:54,620 --> 00:42:57,780 There was no letterbox. We left it on the step. You left it on the step? 646 00:42:58,020 --> 00:43:01,280 We put the video on the step and ran away. The owner is finding, I think. You 647 00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:04,960 think? Look, all we're... Listen! You up and me are having fucking big trauma 648 00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:06,840 over the death of Heinrich, and now we bury, OK? 649 00:43:07,180 --> 00:43:08,180 OK. All right, lads. 650 00:43:14,190 --> 00:43:15,630 And where would you be going with that dead arm? 651 00:43:18,110 --> 00:43:19,650 Same fate awaits you. 652 00:43:20,110 --> 00:43:23,690 Death to all those who dare to compete with Spaghetti Eddie. 653 00:43:24,790 --> 00:43:26,670 We're coming for you next, Deep Throat. 654 00:43:27,250 --> 00:43:32,950 Debbie, you're next. If you don't bring round the deeds to your place by noon. 655 00:43:33,730 --> 00:43:35,230 Fucking Spaghetti Bollock, mate. 656 00:43:35,590 --> 00:43:36,590 Fuck did he forget? 657 00:43:37,570 --> 00:43:39,970 We're gonna make a day of it, girl. 658 00:43:44,650 --> 00:43:50,170 in four, three... Next up is animal lust on man's best friend. 659 00:43:50,410 --> 00:43:54,030 Do they mean animals having it away or humans showing their animal passions? 660 00:43:54,330 --> 00:43:55,990 Find out after this little break. 661 00:43:56,190 --> 00:43:57,190 Cheers. 662 00:43:57,690 --> 00:43:59,370 OK, we've cut. Thank you, studio. 663 00:44:04,010 --> 00:44:05,010 Where's those girls? 664 00:44:05,890 --> 00:44:06,890 Stuart! 665 00:44:07,950 --> 00:44:10,010 Who's that fucking dog and buck? 666 00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:14,880 Tony, yeah. 667 00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:17,640 Good work. 668 00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:20,660 Why don't you bring in the body here? 669 00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:22,760 Yeah. 670 00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:24,760 Hang on. 671 00:44:35,220 --> 00:44:38,940 We've got your girls, and we're coming for your fucking studio. 672 00:44:39,240 --> 00:44:40,240 I know. 673 00:44:42,700 --> 00:44:43,700 Fucking deep throat. 674 00:44:45,780 --> 00:44:47,900 Tony, get back here, mate, pronto. 675 00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:49,720 We're expecting company. 676 00:44:50,240 --> 00:44:51,940 Nah, nah, the nasty kind. 677 00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:53,480 Right. 678 00:45:16,140 --> 00:45:18,060 Please. They're going to kill us in a horrible way. 679 00:45:18,940 --> 00:45:20,420 Yeah, don't worry, lads. We'll sort you out. 680 00:45:32,780 --> 00:45:36,340 I'm going to nail him to the ceiling. Buy his ball bag. 681 00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:54,160 Come on! 682 00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:03,120 Nice one. 683 00:46:03,220 --> 00:46:04,660 Right, lads, this can't get taller. 684 00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:11,160 This latest acquisition was a right touch. I got it for next to nothing. 685 00:46:12,140 --> 00:46:13,220 Well, go on, translate. 686 00:46:13,720 --> 00:46:14,940 What could my son ye hope hang? 687 00:46:15,500 --> 00:46:16,500 Exactly. 688 00:46:17,020 --> 00:46:18,020 Thanks. 689 00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:19,680 Good night, everyone. 690 00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:21,560 Come on. 691 00:46:21,850 --> 00:46:22,850 No! 692 00:46:27,090 --> 00:46:29,650 Ah! Ah! Fuck me! 693 00:46:29,990 --> 00:46:31,610 That's the devil, not Christ! 694 00:46:31,910 --> 00:46:33,370 No, it's my glycerin, love. 695 00:46:34,110 --> 00:46:35,250 One thing, Jimmy. 696 00:46:35,570 --> 00:46:38,970 You can blow us to fucking... Ah! 697 00:46:40,630 --> 00:46:41,630 Watch out! 698 00:46:45,390 --> 00:46:47,250 They'll take care of each other, I'm telling you. 699 00:46:48,450 --> 00:46:50,770 We stand by the door when Miami arrives, we say. 700 00:46:51,260 --> 00:46:52,260 Here you go, Mr. Vice. 701 00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:53,340 Here's your TV station. 702 00:46:53,620 --> 00:46:54,840 Would you like us to go and get your girls? 703 00:46:57,080 --> 00:46:59,040 What? Mr. Vice! Mr. 704 00:46:59,260 --> 00:46:59,959 Vice, please! 705 00:46:59,960 --> 00:47:00,698 Please, go! 706 00:47:00,700 --> 00:47:01,700 We're here! Don't help! 707 00:47:02,240 --> 00:47:03,320 Save us! Help us! 708 00:47:04,260 --> 00:47:06,480 We should have come prepared. 709 00:47:08,700 --> 00:47:10,240 Good job I brought Heinrich's piece. 710 00:47:17,100 --> 00:47:18,100 Pull it! 711 00:47:18,660 --> 00:47:19,660 Not like that! 712 00:47:19,860 --> 00:47:20,860 Softer! 713 00:47:22,220 --> 00:47:23,220 telling me what to do. 714 00:47:24,500 --> 00:47:27,400 I have to get out of here. Heinrich is beginning to smell. 715 00:47:28,540 --> 00:47:30,260 Don't talk about Heinrich like that. 716 00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:36,680 I'm free. 717 00:47:58,190 --> 00:48:00,690 Remember, boys, as soon as we hear the doors. 718 00:48:10,150 --> 00:48:11,790 Stop waving that thing around. 719 00:48:12,570 --> 00:48:14,530 It's not a fucking milkshake. 720 00:49:06,890 --> 00:49:08,070 We have no right to still be alive. 721 00:49:10,030 --> 00:49:11,030 Well, there's nothing about. 722 00:49:12,890 --> 00:49:16,150 Of course, we'll be making all our own programmes in here. 723 00:49:17,550 --> 00:49:19,190 Won't have to buy anything in. 724 00:49:22,890 --> 00:49:23,330 Three 725 00:49:23,330 --> 00:49:31,310 feet. 726 00:49:33,410 --> 00:49:35,150 Why don't you take him to the canteen? 727 00:49:36,140 --> 00:49:37,380 Very popular with all the crew. 728 00:49:37,620 --> 00:49:38,800 Yeah, damn it. 729 00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:49,760 Well done, lads. 730 00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:51,600 Where's the girls? 731 00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:53,060 Go and pick them up for you. 732 00:49:53,940 --> 00:49:54,940 Good. 733 00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:57,820 I shall have to get you lads to do a bit more work for me, won't I? 734 00:49:58,820 --> 00:49:59,820 Carry on. 735 00:50:20,140 --> 00:50:21,420 Do you reckon the Dutchies made it? 736 00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:39,200 I want to report two men doing something unspeakable in the churchyard. 737 00:50:39,580 --> 00:50:42,180 Well, they're grave robbers. 738 00:50:57,890 --> 00:50:58,890 What? 739 00:50:59,050 --> 00:51:00,950 Keep coming up with such brilliant ideas. 740 00:51:01,370 --> 00:51:05,150 Jamie, we were supposed to walk in here without any bother. We nearly got blown 741 00:51:05,150 --> 00:51:05,928 to shit. 742 00:51:05,930 --> 00:51:06,930 We should be dead. 743 00:51:07,190 --> 00:51:08,830 Don't worry, Lou. You will be. 744 00:51:09,090 --> 00:51:10,090 Fucking hell.