1 00:01:07,090 --> 00:01:08,310 Looks like an earthquake to me. 2 00:01:10,690 --> 00:01:14,290 You know, one of them localised ones, yeah. I mean, they're pretty rare, but 3 00:01:14,290 --> 00:01:15,370 this shows they do happen. 4 00:01:16,630 --> 00:01:18,550 There was no earthquake on that. 5 00:01:21,070 --> 00:01:24,930 Bloody hell, I mean, look at that, lads. Eh, eh? Now that is shocking, innit? 6 00:01:25,310 --> 00:01:28,950 See? I knew we should have used our own voice, didn't I say that? Should never 7 00:01:28,950 --> 00:01:32,070 leave something like that to a bunch of bloody foreign scum. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 8 00:01:32,230 --> 00:01:33,230 So... 9 00:01:33,290 --> 00:01:36,270 You want me to send one of these two out there? You know, to track down the 10 00:01:36,270 --> 00:01:37,710 cowboys that tried to save on the concrete? 11 00:01:38,530 --> 00:01:39,530 No need. 12 00:01:40,090 --> 00:01:44,150 They are saving concrete underneath a new casino in Malaga. 13 00:01:47,270 --> 00:01:48,270 Quite right. 14 00:01:48,350 --> 00:01:50,450 So it's a rebuilding job you're about, isn't it? 15 00:01:51,730 --> 00:01:54,270 You're not going anywhere near a new casino. 16 00:01:54,610 --> 00:01:56,090 We want compensation. 17 00:01:56,910 --> 00:01:58,710 Your company is responsible. 18 00:02:00,330 --> 00:02:04,550 One million by the end of the week, or... 19 00:02:04,550 --> 00:02:11,030 I will gut you up like a 20 00:02:11,030 --> 00:02:12,210 fucking pig. 21 00:02:18,270 --> 00:02:19,710 You keep barfing, didn't I? 22 00:02:23,050 --> 00:02:25,110 Thought you wanted us to go round and give them a doing. 23 00:02:25,490 --> 00:02:26,890 Are you taking a piss? 24 00:02:27,500 --> 00:02:31,000 I can't start a war with that little firm, can I? They've got an army backing 25 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,000 them up. 26 00:02:32,460 --> 00:02:35,380 I knew them cans were too rusty. I told them to use new ones. 27 00:03:41,030 --> 00:03:43,290 Hey, are there any lads in here? 28 00:03:44,010 --> 00:03:46,370 Any lads wanting to have a time of life? 29 00:03:46,790 --> 00:03:47,790 Who's he? 30 00:03:47,950 --> 00:03:50,190 This is Jaap, brother of me. 31 00:03:50,410 --> 00:03:55,290 I think maybe you are knowing the name DJ Wiz of Amsterdam, yeah? 32 00:03:56,290 --> 00:03:58,730 Famous DJ of Eurotechno and Speed Garage. 33 00:03:59,410 --> 00:04:02,750 MTV are voting me the number one DJ of any lads country. 34 00:04:04,250 --> 00:04:05,310 What happened to you, mate? 35 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:09,900 Jodie, Jodie is staying in Hook of Holland for resting mine. 36 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:15,680 Poor guy. 37 00:04:16,300 --> 00:04:17,440 I'm always blaming myself. 38 00:04:17,779 --> 00:04:19,240 So, what have you got for us? 39 00:04:26,280 --> 00:04:27,660 Nah, we don't want it. 40 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:34,740 Okay, you're not drinking this cup of tea? We have another kind of pill. 41 00:04:35,580 --> 00:04:37,160 Completely different kind of one. 42 00:04:37,580 --> 00:04:41,440 This you are loving, and you can sell it so easy. 43 00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:44,440 You made them? 44 00:04:44,540 --> 00:04:45,540 In your lab? 45 00:04:45,700 --> 00:04:48,700 Yeah, for this pill, we are putting in something special, extra. We are mixing 46 00:04:48,700 --> 00:04:51,760 in the powder that bodybuilders are eating for building muscle. 47 00:04:52,380 --> 00:04:53,380 They work, though, right? 48 00:04:53,700 --> 00:04:57,920 Me? I take it I'm having so amazing hard time. Yeah, all right, that'll do. 49 00:04:58,940 --> 00:04:59,940 They might sell. 50 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:02,860 All right, we'll take some of your Jack and Jill's. 51 00:05:04,710 --> 00:05:08,490 Ah, you are talking the cockney rhyming slag, yeah? 52 00:05:09,290 --> 00:05:10,350 These guys! 53 00:05:10,830 --> 00:05:14,250 No. You listen to me, you dopey Swiss bastard. 54 00:05:14,630 --> 00:05:18,530 That car wants to be in London tomorrow, otherwise you'll be counting notes with 55 00:05:18,530 --> 00:05:19,530 your fucking toes. 56 00:05:20,430 --> 00:05:21,510 Thank you. 57 00:05:24,910 --> 00:05:26,550 Saffy, how are you? 58 00:05:27,010 --> 00:05:30,950 Not bad. I've had a few things going on with various beings. Never mind all 59 00:05:30,950 --> 00:05:31,950 that. 60 00:05:32,170 --> 00:05:33,170 The auction? 61 00:05:33,370 --> 00:05:34,370 Starts at 11. 62 00:05:34,470 --> 00:05:38,090 You go there, Taffy, keep away from the booze. 63 00:05:38,530 --> 00:05:40,710 You just buy the old jam jar and drive it away. 64 00:05:40,910 --> 00:05:41,910 Got it? 65 00:05:42,230 --> 00:05:43,230 Lot number 13. 66 00:05:44,250 --> 00:05:45,250 Piece of cake. 67 00:05:46,130 --> 00:05:49,670 Taffy, this car's coming all the way from Switzerland for a reason, mate. 68 00:05:49,970 --> 00:05:53,610 Now, it might look like an old bang at the U, but it's worth a fuck of a lot of 69 00:05:53,610 --> 00:05:54,610 money to me. 70 00:05:54,630 --> 00:05:58,170 I'm counting on that car to get me out of a very nasty financial mess. 71 00:05:59,150 --> 00:06:00,150 Do I get a cut? 72 00:06:00,370 --> 00:06:02,190 Yeah, just above your Adams. 73 00:06:02,680 --> 00:06:03,680 Now piss off. 74 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:10,360 And now it's time for asking favour. 75 00:06:10,820 --> 00:06:11,820 Business favour. 76 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:13,720 Business favour? 77 00:06:14,340 --> 00:06:15,440 No such thing, boys. 78 00:06:15,700 --> 00:06:16,900 There's got to be something in it for us. 79 00:06:17,180 --> 00:06:19,540 Yeah, yeah. We just need some help with the Gaddafi brothers. 80 00:06:20,260 --> 00:06:21,600 Yeah, they are giving to us to bother. 81 00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:23,840 What do they do to you? 82 00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:33,220 We don't want to talk about that. 83 00:06:33,520 --> 00:06:34,720 What do you want us to do? 84 00:06:36,320 --> 00:06:39,380 Dropping these bills off the factory and collecting payment. 85 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:40,700 How's it worth our while? 86 00:06:40,880 --> 00:06:44,680 For you, we throw in another 20 for a lady. To do with the Gaddafis? 87 00:06:45,080 --> 00:06:46,080 That's peanuts. 88 00:06:46,220 --> 00:06:47,980 And 5 % also. 89 00:06:48,360 --> 00:06:50,060 5 %? You mean 10, don't you? 90 00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:53,800 Danger money. 91 00:06:54,020 --> 00:06:59,060 OK, OK, 10%. You boys came to the right place. 92 00:07:06,719 --> 00:07:07,800 Let's do some business there. 93 00:07:08,040 --> 00:07:10,900 They still have us, don't they? For those Moody Lacoste that fell apart. 94 00:07:11,260 --> 00:07:14,060 Yeah, best we don't mention that. Just in case the Khalifa suffers medication. 95 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:20,700 All right, now tell him what happened. 96 00:07:21,780 --> 00:07:23,460 You selfish little bastard. 97 00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:26,680 You want to go to school and play football instead of earning money for 98 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:27,680 granny? 99 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:31,740 Now you finish them Chanel's, or I'll have you in the skinning shed with your 100 00:07:31,740 --> 00:07:32,740 sister. All right! 101 00:07:36,020 --> 00:07:37,200 Oh, well, fuck a duck. 102 00:07:38,260 --> 00:07:40,060 Ain't seen your ugly mugs around here lately. 103 00:07:40,900 --> 00:07:42,120 You haven't been hiding, have you? 104 00:07:42,680 --> 00:07:43,840 We've got delivery for you. 105 00:07:44,440 --> 00:07:45,440 Oh, sweet. 106 00:07:46,100 --> 00:07:47,420 Who are you running errands for? 107 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,020 We've got happy pills from the Dutchman. 108 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:52,740 Oh. Are they delivering it themselves? 109 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:54,760 They're of a nervous disposition. 110 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:57,020 Oh, yeah? You're not? No. 111 00:07:57,740 --> 00:07:58,740 Come on, then. 112 00:08:06,590 --> 00:08:07,590 Five. Large. 113 00:08:08,130 --> 00:08:09,310 We ain't here to piss about. 114 00:08:11,690 --> 00:08:12,690 Four and a half. 115 00:08:14,370 --> 00:08:16,030 Done. My mitts. 116 00:08:17,790 --> 00:08:18,790 Sort them out. 117 00:08:24,390 --> 00:08:25,810 How sweet is this? 118 00:08:27,670 --> 00:08:29,030 I can't believe it. 119 00:08:29,310 --> 00:08:32,070 Those two fraggles from Holland actually come up with the goods. 120 00:08:32,470 --> 00:08:34,929 Who'd have thought there was a fortune in limp dicks? 121 00:08:40,420 --> 00:08:41,420 Tap, tap, boys. 122 00:08:42,140 --> 00:08:43,140 Leaving the gaff unlocked. 123 00:08:44,240 --> 00:08:45,340 You must be open then. 124 00:08:46,420 --> 00:08:47,420 Good. 125 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:51,960 Large stop for me. 126 00:08:56,900 --> 00:08:57,900 Get the world in, boys. 127 00:09:09,390 --> 00:09:10,890 I could do with a bit of peace and quiet, though. 128 00:09:16,870 --> 00:09:17,870 Well, all right. 129 00:09:21,850 --> 00:09:22,850 Hello? 130 00:09:24,970 --> 00:09:25,970 Yeah, one minute. 131 00:09:26,650 --> 00:09:27,650 It's for you. 132 00:09:27,690 --> 00:09:28,690 Who is it? 133 00:09:28,770 --> 00:09:29,770 Mrs Armless. 134 00:09:32,410 --> 00:09:33,430 He's not here, I'm afraid. 135 00:09:37,470 --> 00:09:38,470 Yeah, yeah, all right. 136 00:09:39,330 --> 00:09:40,330 Bye. 137 00:09:42,570 --> 00:09:44,010 She said you're a stinking liar. 138 00:09:44,550 --> 00:09:45,610 She's got the hump, hasn't she? 139 00:09:46,330 --> 00:09:47,710 Remember that casino I was telling you about? 140 00:09:48,250 --> 00:09:49,250 Oh, yeah? 141 00:09:49,510 --> 00:09:50,510 Fell down. 142 00:09:51,290 --> 00:09:53,230 Now I've got that bunch of ponchos on me arsenal. 143 00:09:53,690 --> 00:09:54,690 They're friends of us? 144 00:09:55,010 --> 00:09:56,010 No. 145 00:09:56,090 --> 00:09:57,530 It's the money that bothers her, isn't it? 146 00:09:57,730 --> 00:09:58,810 It's going to set you out a bit, is it? 147 00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:01,290 Don't worry about that, son. I can cover that. 148 00:10:02,350 --> 00:10:05,130 The trouble is with these Swiss bank accounts, you can't get your wonga back 149 00:10:05,130 --> 00:10:06,130 over here. 150 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:10,320 I keep telling her I've got a car coming. You know, that'll sort it right 151 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:11,560 man. A car? 152 00:10:11,780 --> 00:10:14,560 I think I've got something that might cheer Mrs Armless up. 153 00:10:15,360 --> 00:10:16,360 Oh, you do? 154 00:10:17,560 --> 00:10:19,540 Since when have you lot been pushing pick -me -ups in? 155 00:10:19,740 --> 00:10:20,940 They ain't pick -me -ups. 156 00:10:21,160 --> 00:10:24,900 They're more pick -me -ups. Push me against the wall and give it to me like 157 00:10:24,900 --> 00:10:25,900 used to. 158 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,360 Manhood. Bottled. 159 00:10:31,380 --> 00:10:33,460 Now, that is exactly what I need. 160 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:35,380 I want 100 of them. 161 00:10:35,690 --> 00:10:36,690 By tonight. 162 00:10:39,410 --> 00:10:40,490 Not for me. 163 00:10:40,710 --> 00:10:44,350 For Sylvia's... knocking shop. 164 00:10:44,890 --> 00:10:46,190 Right. Yeah. 165 00:10:46,570 --> 00:10:47,570 Yeah. 166 00:10:48,130 --> 00:10:51,030 Got a coachload of Japanese coming over tonight. 167 00:10:51,710 --> 00:10:55,170 Normally, they sort of blow their cookies in the first half a minute, you 168 00:10:55,190 --> 00:10:56,610 Then they don't pay for the full hour. 169 00:10:58,170 --> 00:10:59,210 That little lot. 170 00:10:59,470 --> 00:11:01,850 That'll keep them up running bills like bog rolls. 171 00:11:05,870 --> 00:11:08,630 And now, ladies and gentlemen, we come to something really special. 172 00:11:09,230 --> 00:11:12,930 Lot number 13 in your brochure, an Armstrong Siddeley. 173 00:11:13,810 --> 00:11:15,930 Something worth having. It's a prize. 174 00:11:16,670 --> 00:11:18,530 We'll start the bidding at 2 ,000. 175 00:11:18,750 --> 00:11:21,210 Do I hear any advancements? 3 ,000 over there. 176 00:11:21,610 --> 00:11:25,530 We have another one over here, 4 ,000. Do I hear any advancements on 4 ,000? 177 00:11:25,770 --> 00:11:27,710 A wonderful car, only one owner. 178 00:11:28,070 --> 00:11:29,370 4 ,000 over there. 179 00:11:30,230 --> 00:11:32,450 5 ,000, sir. 5 ,000, thank you. 180 00:11:32,970 --> 00:11:38,450 Any advancement? Remember, one owner, one owner only, and it's only done 30 181 00:11:38,450 --> 00:11:39,450 miles. 182 00:11:39,610 --> 00:11:40,610 Wonderful. 183 00:11:41,430 --> 00:11:43,570 Ladies, gentlemen, over there, 7 ,000. 184 00:11:44,050 --> 00:11:50,490 To be honest with you, Barbie, if you're looking for something to do a job, what 185 00:11:50,490 --> 00:11:53,810 you want is a bendy dildo at 12 .99. 186 00:11:54,630 --> 00:11:55,970 You ever been to one of these dudes? 187 00:11:57,390 --> 00:11:58,390 They're for women. 188 00:11:58,610 --> 00:12:01,590 Look, go over there, we sell them the pills. 189 00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:04,120 Easy. This will be a right result. 190 00:12:08,740 --> 00:12:09,740 Hello. 191 00:12:09,900 --> 00:12:11,620 What can I do for you, boy? 192 00:12:13,380 --> 00:12:18,640 Um, actually, we've got some merchandise for you. 193 00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:19,960 Oh, yeah? 194 00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:23,040 Well, don't you stand there. Give us your spiel. 195 00:12:24,140 --> 00:12:25,620 Have a look at these. 196 00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:30,600 Get your old man to pop one of these, and you will have no complaints out of 197 00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:31,600 him. 198 00:12:31,980 --> 00:12:32,980 They work. 199 00:12:33,560 --> 00:12:34,560 Do they work? 200 00:12:36,740 --> 00:12:39,800 Ladies, think of a rocket taking off. 201 00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:41,920 And how do you two know? 202 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:43,620 What? You taking them? 203 00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:46,280 Nah, of course not. 204 00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:49,080 Nothing in this room gets sold without a demonstration. 205 00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:53,520 Moon, you know Aunt Tanya quite well, don't you? 206 00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:58,060 What? Down one of these and take Tanya round the back. 207 00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:00,740 She can tell us if there's anything extra. 208 00:13:03,850 --> 00:13:04,850 Yeah, all right. 209 00:13:10,850 --> 00:13:11,850 Sure. 210 00:13:14,370 --> 00:13:16,110 I can see why you wanted to go. 211 00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:18,950 What the fuck is that, Taffy? 212 00:13:19,650 --> 00:13:20,650 It's your car. 213 00:13:23,510 --> 00:13:24,510 No, 214 00:13:24,890 --> 00:13:26,810 Taffy, that ain't my car. 215 00:13:27,410 --> 00:13:29,950 My car is big, grey and British. 216 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,570 This is red, rusty and Italian. 217 00:13:33,230 --> 00:13:35,250 That was it. Not 30. 218 00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:39,270 I'm sure it was not 30, Taffy. 219 00:13:39,590 --> 00:13:42,330 But I didn't want not 30, did I, Taffy? 220 00:13:42,790 --> 00:13:45,550 I wanted not 13, you dozy cunt. 221 00:13:46,030 --> 00:13:47,390 For a teenager. 222 00:13:47,990 --> 00:13:49,750 For a fucking teen. 223 00:13:50,290 --> 00:13:51,570 Deaf as well as dumb. 224 00:13:52,050 --> 00:13:55,530 I'll make it up to you. Yes, but I'm sure you're very sorry, Taffy. 225 00:13:56,150 --> 00:13:59,170 But sorry ain't no fucking good to me, is it? 226 00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:06,300 Get on a bluff, find out who's bought my car. 227 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:09,480 Yeah, I've never been a nine -to -five geezer, you know. 228 00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:13,100 I'm too... I'm too free. 229 00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:14,820 See? 230 00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:16,020 I'm like an eagle. 231 00:14:17,420 --> 00:14:18,420 A bit. 232 00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:23,000 How long's it been? 233 00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:26,240 This is long, even for him. 234 00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:28,600 I told you they worked. 235 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,120 Ha -ha! 236 00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:33,560 That was a right touch. 237 00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:36,960 Moira was well impressed. Yeah, well, slow down. I'm a bit stiff. 238 00:14:37,220 --> 00:14:39,320 Oh, easy, mate. We don't end up like old Yordy, do we? 239 00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:40,680 No chance of that. 240 00:14:42,740 --> 00:14:44,860 Well, hang on, hang on. How did you come on from... Go on, Lily. 241 00:14:45,780 --> 00:14:48,000 One day, I'll teach you all I know. 242 00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:54,560 Come with me. 243 00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:57,160 What's your name, then? 244 00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:04,060 You didn't bring any dosh with you, did you? No. Me neither. 245 00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:10,780 Is that your natural colour here? 246 00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:13,800 Yeah. Looks nice. 247 00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:26,940 Smooth bit of work there, mate. 248 00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:33,360 Hello, boy. 249 00:15:34,540 --> 00:15:38,380 Look at that. Oh, you're looking very well today, Jamie. 250 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:41,520 Thank you very much, Mrs... Sylvia. 251 00:15:42,220 --> 00:15:49,200 Sylvia. You know, if only I was, uh, ooh, ten years 252 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:50,320 younger. Hmm? 253 00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:51,720 Hmm? 254 00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:55,260 So, you've got a magic pill, then? 255 00:15:55,740 --> 00:15:57,620 Do you yourself strength these little beauties? 256 00:16:01,140 --> 00:16:02,700 Larry! Excuse us. 257 00:16:03,060 --> 00:16:03,979 Mr. Homeless. 258 00:16:03,980 --> 00:16:06,920 I told you not to conduct your business from this building. 259 00:16:08,060 --> 00:16:09,940 How am I supposed to keep up our respectable image, huh? 260 00:16:10,180 --> 00:16:12,460 This is a brothel, not a... Sorry, ladies. 261 00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:14,600 We'll be out of your energy, darling. 262 00:16:14,860 --> 00:16:15,860 And Mark Barr. 263 00:16:15,940 --> 00:16:18,860 Yeah? Don't be any claro to my limo this time, please. 264 00:16:19,140 --> 00:16:20,540 Well, you're home, Mrs. Homeless. Yeah. 265 00:16:20,900 --> 00:16:21,900 It's a pain. 266 00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:24,780 Of course, there are very important clients in there. And you're paying for 267 00:16:24,780 --> 00:16:25,900 them. Right, we're going to shoot. 268 00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:27,099 No, no, no. 269 00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:28,100 Why don't you stay? 270 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:29,320 Who's down there? 271 00:16:49,649 --> 00:16:52,450 Hey, thanks for the hospitality. 272 00:16:52,870 --> 00:16:53,870 So what? 273 00:16:56,230 --> 00:16:59,450 Uh, everything going according to plan? 274 00:17:00,210 --> 00:17:01,210 Oh, yeah. 275 00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:02,519 All sorted. 276 00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:03,660 Wheels are in motion. 277 00:17:17,180 --> 00:17:18,660 Right choice of grave digger. 278 00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:20,680 Perfect place for it, too. 279 00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:23,599 Yeah? I always thought the postman would be more fitting. 280 00:17:23,859 --> 00:17:24,499 Oh, no. 281 00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:25,940 They suffer lots with a grave digger. 282 00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:28,940 They can last for hours. They've got time to think. 283 00:17:35,439 --> 00:17:36,760 Mr. Armlet! 284 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:38,200 Mr. Armlet! 285 00:17:42,380 --> 00:17:43,380 Mr. 286 00:17:44,820 --> 00:17:45,820 Armlet! 287 00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:48,240 Mr. Armlet! 288 00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:50,240 Mr. Armlet! Mr. 289 00:17:50,340 --> 00:17:52,300 Armlet! Mr. 290 00:17:54,780 --> 00:17:56,340 Armlet! Mr. 291 00:17:56,660 --> 00:17:57,660 Armlet! 292 00:18:00,430 --> 00:18:01,870 Said he used to use it to chase debs. 293 00:18:02,210 --> 00:18:04,790 Yeah, remember she was. Yeah, right -o, doorframe. Which duke? 294 00:18:04,990 --> 00:18:07,370 Oh, um... Duke of Pusey. 295 00:18:07,890 --> 00:18:08,890 Yeah. 296 00:18:09,150 --> 00:18:10,670 Can't we get old Sharpie on the case? 297 00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:11,989 He's on the out, ain't he? 298 00:18:11,990 --> 00:18:14,210 Just done a two -stretch guard, and he's looking for a bit of work. 299 00:18:14,490 --> 00:18:15,490 Yeah. 300 00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:18,830 Yacky -dark, Taffy. 301 00:18:26,570 --> 00:18:28,030 She's very kind of you, Mr. Armler. 302 00:18:28,230 --> 00:18:29,950 Don't you worry about that, Sharpie. 303 00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:33,710 You get my motor back, my son, and I'll make sure all the top legs start coming 304 00:18:33,710 --> 00:18:34,710 your way. 305 00:18:35,430 --> 00:18:36,690 Extra tank power? 306 00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:39,730 After two years inside, it'd be a miracle if I can last ten minutes. 307 00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:42,070 Don't keep her waiting, boy. She's in there. 308 00:18:43,370 --> 00:18:44,370 Go on, son. 309 00:18:46,490 --> 00:18:47,630 I want him out in an hour. 310 00:18:47,850 --> 00:18:51,090 Don't worry. If he's not, I'll send Maxine in with him. She'll finish him 311 00:18:51,090 --> 00:18:52,090 like that. 312 00:18:56,940 --> 00:18:58,860 For God's sake, how many did he have? One. 313 00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:02,100 One? 314 00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:04,360 Right. 315 00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:11,900 Look, maybe you was a bit too active, if you know what I mean. 316 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:15,980 I mean, old Giza can only take so much excitement. 317 00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:21,260 Must have been his heart, right? It's got nothing to do with my pills. 318 00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:25,200 Look, you're still an attractive woman, you know? 319 00:19:42,990 --> 00:19:43,990 I sold them all. 320 00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:45,270 Asking price. 321 00:19:45,950 --> 00:19:46,950 Yeah, done. 322 00:19:47,310 --> 00:19:49,970 Mate, that one bottle there has just gone for a grand. 323 00:19:50,310 --> 00:19:51,310 A grand? 324 00:19:51,510 --> 00:19:53,110 Where? The pleasure zone. 325 00:19:53,350 --> 00:19:54,670 They said they got an emergency. 326 00:19:54,950 --> 00:19:56,050 They're only sending a cab. 327 00:19:56,350 --> 00:19:57,350 Cab? 328 00:19:58,010 --> 00:19:59,170 Bacon. Yeah? 329 00:19:59,450 --> 00:20:02,990 This has gone mental, hasn't it? It's been a couple more weeks of this. 330 00:20:03,450 --> 00:20:07,070 And we can forget about selling them snidey fags and pulling pints. I know, I 331 00:20:07,070 --> 00:20:09,110 know. I mean, this is the one we've been waiting for. 332 00:20:09,510 --> 00:20:11,350 Meeting. Boardroom. Twelve o 'clock. 333 00:20:13,140 --> 00:20:16,520 Listen, the smart thing to do is invest in the stock market. I'm telling you. No 334 00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:19,000 chance. I mean, you never know what's happening to your money. 335 00:20:19,580 --> 00:20:21,980 And the only ones who make proper money do it on tip -offs. 336 00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:24,740 So what's your big idea, then? 337 00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:28,200 We do up this gaff, we sell it, and we move to Spain. 338 00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:30,179 What for? 339 00:20:30,180 --> 00:20:33,460 Look, it won't be long before the heavy moth starts to smell the amount of money 340 00:20:33,460 --> 00:20:34,460 we're pulling in here. 341 00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:37,120 Then I'll be straight round it, and I'll tell you what, it won't even be worth 342 00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:38,079 arguing. Yeah. 343 00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:39,600 No, see, we could speak to Harmless. 344 00:20:39,820 --> 00:20:42,300 I mean, he's got contacts out there, hasn't he? Yeah. 345 00:20:43,210 --> 00:20:45,230 Lots of dappers out there with timeshows, eh? 346 00:20:45,550 --> 00:20:46,570 Dying for a bit of a lick. 347 00:20:46,770 --> 00:20:47,770 Yeah, that's it. 348 00:20:50,410 --> 00:20:51,410 I'm a drama -ist. 349 00:20:52,770 --> 00:20:54,770 Yeah, I know. Plenty we were just talking about. 350 00:21:03,890 --> 00:21:04,890 He's not pleased. 351 00:21:06,350 --> 00:21:11,170 Normally, I wouldn't trust you clowns to pick up my fucking laundry. 352 00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:16,280 But right now, I've got a bit of a problem, and I ain't got time to dick 353 00:21:17,220 --> 00:21:18,700 Which is lucky for you, little lot. 354 00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:22,120 Because now, see, you've got a chance to make it up to me. 355 00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:24,420 Oh, don't worry, Mr Armless. Shut up. 356 00:21:27,460 --> 00:21:32,740 Now, I'd better see an Armstrong Sidley on my doorstep bike tomorrow morning, or 357 00:21:32,740 --> 00:21:35,380 you're all going to have to learn to wank with the other end. 358 00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:38,780 Dauphine, give him that Duke's address. 359 00:21:43,850 --> 00:21:45,770 No problem, Mr Armus. Consider it done. 360 00:21:46,330 --> 00:21:48,290 We're very, very sorry about Sharpie. 361 00:21:48,910 --> 00:21:50,890 Mr Armus would like you to leave now. 362 00:21:56,950 --> 00:21:58,250 Shit, this is bad. 363 00:22:00,770 --> 00:22:04,190 Pad, you won't get my hands on them fucking duchies. 364 00:22:04,570 --> 00:22:05,570 Don't hurt them. 365 00:22:05,670 --> 00:22:06,509 Oh, no. 366 00:22:06,510 --> 00:22:07,510 Or they'll die quickly. 367 00:22:08,390 --> 00:22:09,410 Don't be stupid. 368 00:22:10,170 --> 00:22:11,730 We send them in for the motor. 369 00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:13,700 Put their bollocks on the line for a change. 370 00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:45,880 Mind over matter. 371 00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:47,320 Watch. 372 00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:52,960 Ah, shit! 373 00:22:56,060 --> 00:22:57,400 Then we go gypsy again. 374 00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:03,440 Right. You are coming with us. 375 00:23:33,550 --> 00:23:36,990 I am thinking maybe it's better if you guys go for car, you know, and we 376 00:23:36,990 --> 00:23:39,750 then. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because I am feeling so sick here. 377 00:23:39,970 --> 00:23:43,030 You got a note from your mum, have you? No, no, really, I am having a pain in 378 00:23:43,030 --> 00:23:46,010 the stomach here. You ain't getting away with poisoning our clients while we 379 00:23:46,010 --> 00:23:47,670 carry the can. You're going to redeem yourselves. 380 00:23:48,050 --> 00:23:49,810 Tell us again what you're going to do. 381 00:23:50,350 --> 00:23:56,110 Okay, walking through barn and coming back quickly and not making no noise, 382 00:23:56,170 --> 00:23:58,130 yeah? I'm checking to see if the car's there. 383 00:23:58,350 --> 00:23:59,590 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 384 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:05,140 Fifty quid says they'll fuck up. 385 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,180 First boy with my little eye. 386 00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:51,020 I think we lost it. Bat that bit me. 387 00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:52,280 No, it's always you. 388 00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:55,500 Oh, and Mummy's little favourite, my perfect brother, never gets hurt. 389 00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:02,960 Wait, there might be... 390 00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:20,720 village with a lecture after all. Ain't that fun? 391 00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:05,560 Maybe a Borneo movie. 392 00:26:05,820 --> 00:26:09,520 Maybe we'll see some hitchhikers, huh? Hey, what are you doing? 393 00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:10,880 What are you doing? 394 00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:12,540 What's the matter with you? Me? 395 00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:14,140 Yes, you. 396 00:26:14,700 --> 00:26:16,140 You're pushing everything too far. 397 00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:19,200 You should stop taking so many drugs, especially our drugs. 398 00:26:19,460 --> 00:26:21,500 I thought you'd change, but no, you're still a total square. 399 00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:23,500 I play mom for breastfeeding you until you were three. 400 00:26:23,820 --> 00:26:25,200 You're so square, you should wear a tie. 401 00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:29,480 All right, I am losing my temper. Oh, I'm scared. I think I'm going to do a 402 00:26:30,420 --> 00:26:32,100 Johan, where are you? 403 00:26:51,370 --> 00:26:52,970 Sweetie. Blimey. It's okay. 404 00:26:53,390 --> 00:26:54,910 Do you want me to make you some hot milk? 405 00:26:55,990 --> 00:26:57,190 I want my car. 406 00:26:57,910 --> 00:26:59,730 The money. 407 00:27:00,890 --> 00:27:03,790 The money's in the car. 408 00:27:04,310 --> 00:27:05,310 In the car? 409 00:27:05,630 --> 00:27:07,210 Sewn into the fucking roof. 410 00:27:08,390 --> 00:27:10,730 Larry! Oh, leave it out still. 411 00:27:12,410 --> 00:27:14,190 Do us a favour, lovey. 412 00:27:16,050 --> 00:27:17,270 Weren't that bad an idea? 413 00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:24,060 Who gave you my name anyway? 414 00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:28,320 Everybody is saying you're the number one guy for printing money. Well, you're 415 00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:30,360 in luck anyway. We just printed off a new batch. 416 00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:37,740 We've got this new geezer in. Now he's had to beat the ultraviolet scan. 417 00:27:58,160 --> 00:27:59,160 How much do you want? 418 00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:02,160 Fill it. 419 00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:05,160 What? 420 00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:08,600 We're getting fake money from this guy. 421 00:28:08,820 --> 00:28:13,820 Right. Swapping with real money and go back quick quick in Hook of Holland. 422 00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:17,100 Yeah. Why not now just piss off back to Netherlands? 423 00:28:17,780 --> 00:28:20,740 Yup. Yup. I know these guys. 424 00:28:21,380 --> 00:28:25,800 These are kind of guy is cutting off head and sticking up arse. 425 00:28:26,260 --> 00:28:27,360 Serious fucking guys. 426 00:28:29,740 --> 00:28:35,200 We do swap with fake money and make time for disappear. 427 00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:40,880 Yeah, yeah. See? 428 00:28:42,220 --> 00:28:46,620 I'm going to make donation to Kamarama Lodge. I'm going to buy a prostitute. 429 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:48,000 And keep. 430 00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:49,720 And marry. 431 00:28:50,820 --> 00:28:52,880 Maybe two prostitutes. 432 00:29:00,399 --> 00:29:03,220 But... No, no, the one with the zero is fake. 433 00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:05,520 No, the circle represents oneness. 434 00:29:05,780 --> 00:29:06,780 Eh? Truth. 435 00:29:06,900 --> 00:29:09,580 The cross is a symbol of falsity and conflict. 436 00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:11,520 No, I made up a rhyme to help remember. 437 00:29:11,820 --> 00:29:13,620 The real money is marked with a cross. 438 00:29:13,820 --> 00:29:15,360 Johan is not my fucking boss. 439 00:29:15,620 --> 00:29:16,620 Funny, Jo. 440 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,180 Are you sure that that's the real money? 441 00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:21,360 I marked the picture. 442 00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:23,920 Money, money, money. 443 00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:25,880 Money, money. 444 00:29:26,900 --> 00:29:27,900 It's so expensive. 445 00:29:33,750 --> 00:29:36,490 If you sold that fucking motor, I'll kill you. 446 00:29:36,730 --> 00:29:39,870 No, no, the door was in the car and the car is outside. 447 00:29:40,970 --> 00:29:42,570 Must be about a million. 448 00:29:46,410 --> 00:29:50,250 Um... He's not here. 449 00:29:51,170 --> 00:29:57,950 He's picking up some money for some Spanish blokes who he's giving the money 450 00:29:57,950 --> 00:29:58,950 tonight. 451 00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:07,820 to come to my hotel at six o 'clock and he later and I'm going to cut his car 452 00:30:07,820 --> 00:30:11,780 off and screw this whole thing because I'm pooped. 453 00:30:13,740 --> 00:30:14,740 The spic's gone? 454 00:30:15,020 --> 00:30:16,020 Yeah. 455 00:30:16,620 --> 00:30:17,620 What's the matter with you? 456 00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:21,720 Don't I blow? He's a bit... He's a bit sick, isn't he? 457 00:30:23,020 --> 00:30:25,500 They do get a bit emotional, that lot. A bit too emotional. 458 00:30:25,980 --> 00:30:26,980 Yeah. Right. 459 00:30:27,700 --> 00:30:29,060 We'd better go and pick the car up. 460 00:30:39,150 --> 00:30:40,150 What kept you? 461 00:30:40,610 --> 00:30:41,610 Saw it. 462 00:30:41,690 --> 00:30:45,370 You haven't seen how many looks I've got. This is a bay's magnet, mate, I'm 463 00:30:45,370 --> 00:30:46,349 telling you. 464 00:30:46,350 --> 00:30:48,270 I might be able to keep it. Yeah, right. 465 00:30:48,690 --> 00:30:51,490 Well, Armis only wants the cash inside of it, doesn't he? Why don't you ask 466 00:30:51,490 --> 00:30:52,970 Armis if you can let him keep it for your birthday? 467 00:30:55,250 --> 00:30:59,730 See? All through history, the circle symbolised truth. 468 00:31:00,270 --> 00:31:06,430 Yeah. And the cross symbolised all the fucked -upness of life. 469 00:31:07,710 --> 00:31:08,710 Like money. 470 00:31:08,990 --> 00:31:09,990 Yeah, like money. 471 00:31:13,370 --> 00:31:14,810 Cross symbolizes money. 472 00:31:15,710 --> 00:31:16,710 It can. 473 00:31:18,570 --> 00:31:20,750 So why have we got a bag with a circle on it? 474 00:31:27,730 --> 00:31:28,730 Yeah. 475 00:31:30,530 --> 00:31:31,770 You take the real money. 476 00:32:03,850 --> 00:32:06,570 The money is marked with a cross. Johan is not my son. 477 00:32:10,730 --> 00:32:11,170 Go 478 00:32:11,170 --> 00:32:18,950 on, 479 00:32:18,990 --> 00:32:19,990 my son. 480 00:32:21,910 --> 00:32:23,310 Excellent. Hmm. 481 00:32:34,700 --> 00:32:35,700 That'll keep you awake. 482 00:32:36,020 --> 00:32:37,880 Will it, bollocks? I'm going to sleep like a baby. 483 00:32:38,100 --> 00:32:40,080 You're joking, aren't you? We'll get that car back to Armless. 484 00:32:40,300 --> 00:32:43,680 It's not exactly the most difficult bit, is it? Look, I ain't going to relax 485 00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:46,880 until I see Armless standing in front of his car with that bag of money in his 486 00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:50,360 hand with a big grin on his face saying, Nice one, lads. You're off the hook. 487 00:32:50,900 --> 00:32:54,480 Chill out, Jamie. After breakfast, we'll get the bag of cash out the safe, stick 488 00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:56,060 it in the motor, drive over to Armless's. 489 00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:00,860 Fuck off, Lee. You can't wind me up that easy. 490 00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:04,800 I know there's no way you'd have left that bag in the back of that moat or any 491 00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:06,460 old mug could just walk past and pick it up. 492 00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:09,280 Oh, my God! 493 00:33:14,940 --> 00:33:15,940 Well? 494 00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:20,800 Dead, all right. 495 00:33:20,940 --> 00:33:21,940 What is going on? 496 00:33:22,100 --> 00:33:24,660 There's a dead guy lying in our yards in broad daylight. 497 00:33:25,020 --> 00:33:27,160 A dead man who's got a lot of nasty friends. 498 00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:29,340 Well, whoever did harmless didn't know about the cash. 499 00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:30,720 Hang on. 500 00:33:30,750 --> 00:33:34,030 That means we are seriously up on this deal. We could disappear with that. 501 00:33:34,250 --> 00:33:35,250 Wake up, lad. 502 00:33:35,450 --> 00:33:38,230 If anybody sees this old fart peg down our yard, we'll disappear. 503 00:33:38,610 --> 00:33:39,610 For free. 504 00:33:40,770 --> 00:33:42,570 Now we're going to get rid of him in this stupid car. 505 00:33:44,130 --> 00:33:45,750 What about that landfill site in Romford? 506 00:33:46,370 --> 00:33:47,730 He'll be in good company there, won't he? 507 00:33:48,130 --> 00:33:49,130 A nice one. 508 00:33:49,490 --> 00:33:50,490 He's out. 509 00:33:53,250 --> 00:33:54,830 Christ, how much does he weigh? 510 00:33:55,550 --> 00:33:56,550 Wait a minute. 511 00:33:57,950 --> 00:33:59,050 Let's see. Get the shoe. The shoe. 512 00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:06,780 From now on, we'll keep the money with us at all times. 513 00:34:14,580 --> 00:34:15,580 Oi! 514 00:34:21,159 --> 00:34:23,159 Leave your fat arse pal, I'm coming out! 515 00:34:24,460 --> 00:34:25,460 Oh shit! 516 00:34:34,030 --> 00:34:34,788 Hello, Eddie. 517 00:34:34,790 --> 00:34:37,530 Listen, Johan, I'm sorry I've been such a pain in the arse. 518 00:34:37,770 --> 00:34:41,489 You're just all excited, eh? It's your first business trip to England. Yeah, 519 00:34:41,489 --> 00:34:43,030 I shouldn't argue. 520 00:34:50,230 --> 00:34:55,909 Come on! 521 00:34:57,330 --> 00:34:58,330 Oi! 522 00:34:58,610 --> 00:35:00,190 Oi, come back! Come back! 523 00:35:00,450 --> 00:35:02,870 Oi, come... Now, we weren't going to kill you. 524 00:35:03,210 --> 00:35:03,948 Oh, right. 525 00:35:03,950 --> 00:35:06,450 In fact, the Caliph here still wants to kill you. 526 00:35:07,010 --> 00:35:09,370 You know, I'm being nice today. 527 00:35:09,850 --> 00:35:11,010 So what were we supposed to have done? 528 00:35:11,230 --> 00:35:13,650 You have made us look like fools. 529 00:35:14,090 --> 00:35:15,770 You peddled us dodgy gear. 530 00:35:16,050 --> 00:35:19,510 It weren't our kit, mate. You were selling it. That was the Dutch's gear, 531 00:35:19,510 --> 00:35:20,510 know that. 532 00:35:20,970 --> 00:35:22,350 I do like your car. 533 00:35:23,130 --> 00:35:27,430 No, no, no, mate. We take the car and we call it quits. 534 00:35:28,070 --> 00:35:29,070 I don't know. 535 00:35:29,830 --> 00:35:30,830 It's a bit harsh. 536 00:35:31,130 --> 00:35:32,130 It's a bit harsh? 537 00:35:32,940 --> 00:35:34,140 It's a bit harsh, isn't it? 538 00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:36,560 Callie. 539 00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:37,800 Jesus. 540 00:35:38,380 --> 00:35:39,600 Take the car. 541 00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:41,680 All right. 542 00:35:41,740 --> 00:35:43,400 Let me just get my bag out of your way. 543 00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:44,880 No worries, mate. 544 00:35:48,700 --> 00:35:52,940 I tell you, you boys, you don't know just how lucky you've been today. 545 00:35:53,540 --> 00:35:54,540 Yeah. 546 00:36:08,010 --> 00:36:09,010 Well, that was lucky. 547 00:36:10,130 --> 00:36:11,130 Lucky? 548 00:36:11,370 --> 00:36:13,830 No one's going to come looking for us when they've got Armless's car with 549 00:36:13,830 --> 00:36:15,850 Armless's body in the boot. And Armless's cash. 550 00:36:16,150 --> 00:36:17,730 Yeah, what about the bloody cash, Jamie? 551 00:36:18,010 --> 00:36:19,310 Some people are never happy. 552 00:36:23,710 --> 00:36:24,710 Well, I'll be playing. 553 00:36:37,100 --> 00:36:38,100 I love you, pray. 554 00:37:07,870 --> 00:37:08,870 Jesus! 555 00:37:09,450 --> 00:37:10,450 Jesus! 556 00:37:11,590 --> 00:37:14,750 This is real? 557 00:37:15,550 --> 00:37:16,970 No, it bloody ain't. 558 00:37:17,410 --> 00:37:18,550 Now, what's going on? 559 00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:51,480 Mars Bar, it's me. 560 00:37:53,380 --> 00:37:55,300 Round all the boys up. Get them kitted out. 561 00:37:56,180 --> 00:37:57,780 Meet me at the back of the good daffy's place. 562 00:38:01,220 --> 00:38:02,280 Now, Mars Bar, now. 563 00:38:05,500 --> 00:38:09,620 It is case of going a little crazy, yeah? Yeah, yeah, they can do much to 564 00:38:09,620 --> 00:38:11,360 and freak out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 565 00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:13,180 Mush? Mush? 566 00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:15,500 Yep, spring, it is mush. Get to the point. 567 00:38:17,240 --> 00:38:18,240 He's fake. 568 00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:19,320 We know he's fake. 569 00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:20,800 Where'd you get it? 570 00:38:20,900 --> 00:38:25,420 This guy they are calling Funny Money is selling to us the fake money, and we 571 00:38:25,420 --> 00:38:29,700 are making exchange with the real money for keeping and living the life of the 572 00:38:29,700 --> 00:38:33,020 millionaires. Yeah, but we are putting in car real money and keeping fake money 573 00:38:33,020 --> 00:38:36,420 and forgetting and confusing. Do you know what would have happened if we'd 574 00:38:36,420 --> 00:38:38,200 given Arvinus a sack of fake notes? 575 00:38:38,780 --> 00:38:39,779 We'd be dead. 576 00:38:39,780 --> 00:38:41,600 I should deck the both of you. 577 00:38:42,500 --> 00:38:45,500 You're so sorry. Stop snivelling. We should nick the money. 578 00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:49,550 What? The real money. 579 00:38:49,950 --> 00:38:51,870 We should just go and get it back from the Gaddafis. 580 00:38:52,150 --> 00:38:53,270 I mean, we've got nothing to lose. 581 00:38:53,750 --> 00:38:55,090 Except our lives. Hang about. 582 00:38:55,830 --> 00:38:56,830 Moon's right. 583 00:38:57,350 --> 00:38:58,950 We could pretend we're Armless's mob. 584 00:38:59,670 --> 00:39:02,330 We get tooled up, steam in there, get the money back off of them. 585 00:39:02,650 --> 00:39:03,650 An easy life. 586 00:39:03,910 --> 00:39:04,910 Here we come. 587 00:39:09,030 --> 00:39:10,030 Nice. 588 00:39:11,130 --> 00:39:11,988 Yo, man. 589 00:39:11,990 --> 00:39:14,510 Keep the engine running and the doors open at all times, right? 590 00:39:14,770 --> 00:39:15,769 Dead right. 591 00:39:15,770 --> 00:39:16,770 Don't use that word. 592 00:39:16,950 --> 00:39:18,830 You boys keep your minds on the job, right? 593 00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:20,850 Are you sure this is going to go all right? 594 00:39:21,370 --> 00:39:22,370 No, not at all. 595 00:39:22,650 --> 00:39:23,650 Fine. 596 00:39:24,130 --> 00:39:25,270 Let's just do it then, yeah? 597 00:39:25,510 --> 00:39:26,510 Yeah! Come on! 598 00:39:26,770 --> 00:39:27,810 Come on! Come on! 599 00:39:28,010 --> 00:39:29,870 Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. 600 00:39:30,430 --> 00:39:31,690 My gun's got poor sight. 601 00:40:02,670 --> 00:40:03,649 Put the guns down? 602 00:40:03,650 --> 00:40:08,790 I say put the fucking guns down. Back off, pal. We're working for Larry 603 00:40:09,030 --> 00:40:10,310 Well, is that right, sunshine? 604 00:40:11,490 --> 00:40:12,490 Oh, shit. 605 00:40:13,630 --> 00:40:15,570 We thought we'd come here and back you up. 606 00:40:15,810 --> 00:40:16,810 You what? 607 00:40:16,890 --> 00:40:18,590 Who the fuck are you? 608 00:40:19,210 --> 00:40:22,590 It's us, isn't it, lads? We came here to get your car back. 609 00:40:22,870 --> 00:40:25,090 Oh, yeah? And shot anyone lately, have we? 610 00:40:26,630 --> 00:40:30,750 Right, you lads stay at the back and take it easy, don't you, eh? 611 00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:33,980 Because I don't want to get shot up the arse with any of your friendly fire. All 612 00:40:33,980 --> 00:40:34,980 right. 613 00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:36,920 Now, follow me. 614 00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:41,180 Oh, Caliph. 615 00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:44,120 I told you not to mix tea and tequila. 616 00:40:44,380 --> 00:40:45,640 You'll be seeing demons now. 617 00:40:48,140 --> 00:40:49,140 Ready? 618 00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:50,920 Ready. 619 00:40:51,300 --> 00:40:52,680 Ready? Yeah. 620 00:40:53,860 --> 00:40:54,860 Right. 621 00:41:04,310 --> 00:41:07,770 Move. Take one more step and your brains will be spraying the walls. 622 00:41:12,490 --> 00:41:16,070 Let's go and take money and shopping again. 623 00:41:16,370 --> 00:41:18,210 Are you totally crazy? Yeah, it's crazy. 624 00:41:18,590 --> 00:41:22,410 We live on the edge of life. Come on, we only live once. We only live five 625 00:41:22,410 --> 00:41:23,930 minutes if we go in there. Fine. 626 00:41:24,790 --> 00:41:25,790 Yeah. 627 00:41:33,330 --> 00:41:34,450 What are you grinning at? 628 00:41:35,150 --> 00:41:37,070 Oh, you're making a big mistake. 629 00:41:37,490 --> 00:41:40,410 Well, is that right? Did you hear that, lads? We've made a mistake. 630 00:41:40,810 --> 00:41:42,830 Oh, no, Gav. What are we going to do? 631 00:41:43,190 --> 00:41:44,710 Well, we'd better say sorry, haven't we? 632 00:41:45,550 --> 00:41:46,590 The Caliph isn't here. 633 00:41:47,190 --> 00:41:48,730 Do you say something, son? The Caliph. 634 00:41:49,030 --> 00:41:50,350 I thought he'd be around here somewhere. 635 00:41:51,090 --> 00:41:52,610 Well, that's good news, isn't it? Ha! 636 00:41:53,050 --> 00:41:56,350 Looks like the Caliph are too scared to come out. Come on, lads, hurry up. 637 00:42:35,180 --> 00:42:36,180 It was a shame. 638 00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:39,760 That I'm indestructible. Choosing my gun. You are so wrong. 639 00:42:39,980 --> 00:42:43,100 It was a sign of the chaos and the violence and the crazy head of us. 640 00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:49,560 Al Capone, you are nothing. 641 00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:51,080 Show him about the office. 642 00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:53,040 Yeah. 643 00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:54,820 Show him about the door frame. 644 00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:56,800 Yeah, not to worry. Get the cash. 645 00:43:08,010 --> 00:43:09,110 There's something wrong with my knees. 646 00:43:09,730 --> 00:43:10,730 It's all right. 647 00:43:13,190 --> 00:43:15,690 What's better than the best orgasm I have ever had? 648 00:43:16,390 --> 00:43:18,790 Multiply times a million. Times three million. 649 00:43:19,890 --> 00:43:21,130 Three million. 650 00:43:21,770 --> 00:43:22,770 Dude. 651 00:43:26,450 --> 00:43:27,450 It's fake. 652 00:43:28,570 --> 00:43:32,430 It's fake, Johan. It's fake. What happened? I am not care. You're not 653 00:43:32,430 --> 00:43:34,370 real. It's real. It's fake. So what? 654 00:43:34,610 --> 00:43:36,530 Today I nearly died. No, no. 655 00:43:40,220 --> 00:43:42,660 Speed. Speed. I need spiritual guidance. 656 00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:47,020 I need to get back to Kamarama Lodge and meditate like fuck. I need to meditate, 657 00:43:47,060 --> 00:43:48,480 but I just want to take the most speed. 658 00:43:48,780 --> 00:43:49,780 It's finished. 659 00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:51,040 Why? 660 00:43:54,900 --> 00:43:55,340 Those 661 00:43:55,340 --> 00:44:02,100 bloody 662 00:44:02,100 --> 00:44:03,100 duchies. 663 00:44:05,060 --> 00:44:06,060 Mr. Armless. 664 00:44:07,180 --> 00:44:08,180 Can we have a lift? 665 00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:23,400 Right, 666 00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:25,920 you boys stay here 667 00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:52,780 Now, perhaps you doubted me, but there is, as they say, honour amongst 668 00:44:52,780 --> 00:44:53,780 businessmen. 669 00:44:54,420 --> 00:44:55,420 Mars bar. 670 00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:28,220 You are taking the pig out of me! 671 00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:37,360 Goodbye material world. 672 00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:11,080 What are you doing? 673 00:46:11,580 --> 00:46:14,260 Starting new life. You think this money is fake? 674 00:46:14,620 --> 00:46:15,940 All money is fake. 675 00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:27,260 Come on. 676 00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:29,920 I'll come and ask what you twat. 677 00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:35,040 Yo. 678 00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:39,500 No, no, this is, uh, yeah, Jordy is in mental institution in Hooker Poland. 679 00:46:39,720 --> 00:46:40,940 Yeah, Jordy, yeah, whatever, listen. 680 00:46:41,420 --> 00:46:43,280 That money you got, it's real. 681 00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:46,460 So just go around it. 682 00:46:46,740 --> 00:46:47,740 Let's go.