1 00:00:06,049 --> 00:00:07,181 What are we gonna do, Dave? 2 00:00:07,442 --> 00:00:08,660 I don't know. 3 00:00:08,834 --> 00:00:10,271 You texted Calvin and Tina, 4 00:00:10,445 --> 00:00:13,143 "Maybe going to Kalamazoo's not so crazy." 5 00:00:13,317 --> 00:00:14,884 I don't know how this happened. 6 00:00:15,189 --> 00:00:17,495 You know I pride myself on always texting with precision. 7 00:00:18,583 --> 00:00:19,976 I don't even care 8 00:00:20,150 --> 00:00:22,326 that the kids say periods aren't cool anymore, 9 00:00:22,500 --> 00:00:23,893 I punctuate. 10 00:00:24,067 --> 00:00:26,069 Explanation point. 11 00:00:26,330 --> 00:00:28,680 We aren't moving to Kalamazoo. 12 00:00:28,854 --> 00:00:30,508 We just have to tell them we aren't moving. 13 00:00:30,769 --> 00:00:31,640 Right. 14 00:00:31,814 --> 00:00:32,989 Yeah. 15 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:36,558 But we're not moving, right? 16 00:00:37,428 --> 00:00:39,082 Do you think we are? 17 00:00:39,343 --> 00:00:40,562 No. 18 00:00:41,345 --> 00:00:42,607 Unless you think we should. 19 00:00:43,652 --> 00:00:45,393 Oh, God, I don't know what I think. 20 00:00:45,567 --> 00:00:47,525 Calvin and Tina haven't replied yet. 21 00:00:47,699 --> 00:00:49,527 They're probably freaking out. 22 00:00:49,701 --> 00:00:50,920 Losing their minds. 23 00:00:51,094 --> 00:00:52,182 Okay, 24 00:00:52,356 --> 00:00:54,663 now guess this one. 25 00:00:57,405 --> 00:00:58,449 Brie. 26 00:00:58,623 --> 00:01:00,930 No, Calvin. Come on. 27 00:01:01,191 --> 00:01:02,497 Dig deeper. 28 00:01:05,152 --> 00:01:07,632 Wait, I know this one. 29 00:01:07,806 --> 00:01:08,938 Pepper jack. 30 00:01:09,112 --> 00:01:10,896 Really, Calvin, pepper jack? 31 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:13,682 This is for a wedding, not Subway. 32 00:01:13,856 --> 00:01:14,683 - Hey, guys. - Hey. 33 00:01:14,857 --> 00:01:15,814 - What's up? - Hey. 34 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:17,207 So, you're obviously wondering 35 00:01:17,381 --> 00:01:18,730 what that text meant. 36 00:01:18,904 --> 00:01:19,992 What text? 37 00:01:20,254 --> 00:01:21,515 Oh, something about Kalamazoo? 38 00:01:21,733 --> 00:01:23,257 Yeah, no, that's the one. And just so you know, 39 00:01:23,431 --> 00:01:24,649 - it's not what you think. - Mm-mm. 40 00:01:24,823 --> 00:01:26,738 We weren't thinking about it. 41 00:01:28,392 --> 00:01:30,264 Oh. Well, good. Never mind then. 42 00:01:30,438 --> 00:01:32,831 I mean, Calvin, you're a man of the world, 43 00:01:33,005 --> 00:01:34,485 so I don't need to tell you 44 00:01:34,746 --> 00:01:38,315 what "going to Kalamazoo" really means. 45 00:01:38,489 --> 00:01:40,056 It's a sex thing. 46 00:01:40,926 --> 00:01:42,537 Yep. 47 00:01:43,538 --> 00:01:46,280 Yeah, that's what it is. It's a sex thing. 48 00:01:46,454 --> 00:01:48,543 "Let's go to Kalamazoo, baby." 49 00:01:49,718 --> 00:01:51,154 Anyway, glad we cleared that up. Bye-bye. 50 00:01:51,328 --> 00:01:52,676 Yeah, we are DTK. 51 00:02:03,079 --> 00:02:05,037 Well, well, well. 52 00:02:05,212 --> 00:02:06,648 Hey, handsome. 53 00:02:06,909 --> 00:02:08,301 Um, excuse me, miss, 54 00:02:08,476 --> 00:02:10,478 I have to tell you that I am engaged. 55 00:02:12,523 --> 00:02:14,046 Well, that won't stop me. 56 00:02:14,221 --> 00:02:15,874 I've been known to wreck a home. 57 00:02:25,406 --> 00:02:27,147 Ow! Man. 58 00:02:28,452 --> 00:02:31,063 I'm sorry, this would be easier if you'd stand still 59 00:02:31,238 --> 00:02:33,370 and you were over there. 60 00:02:35,024 --> 00:02:38,593 Sorry. 61 00:02:38,767 --> 00:02:40,508 My fiancé is just so hot. 62 00:02:40,682 --> 00:02:42,162 Oh, thank you, baby. 63 00:02:42,336 --> 00:02:44,293 Oh. So, 64 00:02:44,468 --> 00:02:46,731 uh, we need to talk groomsmen. 65 00:02:48,385 --> 00:02:49,995 The network wants to add three more. 66 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,301 Say what? 67 00:02:51,519 --> 00:02:53,173 They're trying to launch a spin-off, 68 00:02:53,347 --> 00:02:54,957 and so it's important to them that you use 69 00:02:55,131 --> 00:02:56,480 that guy from Sugar Ray 70 00:02:56,741 --> 00:02:58,917 and at least one Property Brother. 71 00:02:59,788 --> 00:03:01,268 Well, am I still the groom? 72 00:03:01,442 --> 00:03:02,660 I know. 73 00:03:02,834 --> 00:03:04,053 I'm sorry. 74 00:03:04,445 --> 00:03:06,490 Thank you for putting up with my crazy life. 75 00:03:07,317 --> 00:03:08,666 Eh, I get it. 76 00:03:08,927 --> 00:03:10,973 It's just, uh, I don't even know those guys. 77 00:03:11,147 --> 00:03:12,279 Oh, the network is setting you up 78 00:03:12,453 --> 00:03:14,237 on a Zoom with them on Friday. 79 00:03:14,411 --> 00:03:17,849 But they are on the East Coast, so it is at 5:00 a.m. 80 00:03:20,287 --> 00:03:22,114 - I love you. - Mm-hmm. 81 00:03:23,507 --> 00:03:25,466 So, did you talk to Chip? 82 00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:26,815 Yes. 83 00:03:26,989 --> 00:03:28,860 And, uh, having a job interview 84 00:03:29,034 --> 00:03:32,255 with my mom's boyfriend wasn't awkward at all. 85 00:03:33,168 --> 00:03:35,737 He only spent the first five minutes talking about how 86 00:03:35,998 --> 00:03:38,305 she has the gams of a 25-year-old. 87 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:42,483 But what about the job offer? 88 00:03:42,656 --> 00:03:44,659 It's crazy. 89 00:03:44,833 --> 00:03:46,356 Yeah, I figured. 90 00:03:46,530 --> 00:03:49,490 I'd actually be the VP of Human Resources. 91 00:03:50,491 --> 00:03:53,145 I'd get to rebuild the department from the ground up. 92 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:55,974 Oh, crazy in a good way. 93 00:03:56,148 --> 00:03:57,715 How's the money? 94 00:03:58,977 --> 00:04:00,283 It's crazy. 95 00:04:01,328 --> 00:04:03,330 Also in a good way? 96 00:04:03,504 --> 00:04:06,071 Yes, but that doesn't change the fact 97 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:08,770 that the job is still in Michigan, which is 98 00:04:08,944 --> 00:04:11,294 crazy in a bad way. 99 00:04:12,295 --> 00:04:14,123 Besides, what would you even do there? 100 00:04:14,906 --> 00:04:16,343 I mean, I could call Melissa. 101 00:04:16,517 --> 00:04:18,082 She's principal at my old school now. 102 00:04:18,345 --> 00:04:19,954 What happened to Principal Kersey? 103 00:04:20,129 --> 00:04:22,305 He quit after he won Amazing Race. 104 00:04:23,785 --> 00:04:24,699 Hey, guys. 105 00:04:24,873 --> 00:04:26,396 Um, me and Esme 106 00:04:26,570 --> 00:04:28,398 are going to hang out and do our homework. 107 00:04:28,572 --> 00:04:29,791 - Gemma, maybe we should continue... - Yeah. 108 00:04:29,965 --> 00:04:31,401 This conversation in the kitchen. 109 00:04:33,447 --> 00:04:36,232 So, is Esme his girlfriend now? 110 00:04:36,406 --> 00:04:38,321 He won't say, but have you noticed 111 00:04:38,495 --> 00:04:40,280 he's started bathing? 112 00:04:42,456 --> 00:04:44,022 You know, if he likes her, 113 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:46,590 it won't be any easier to talk to him about Michigan. 114 00:04:47,243 --> 00:04:49,419 - We can't just assume... - We need a snack. 115 00:04:50,332 --> 00:04:51,552 We have apples. 116 00:04:51,726 --> 00:04:54,294 Esme says all apples are blood apples. 117 00:04:55,643 --> 00:04:57,688 Uh, well, there are also peanut butter pretzels. 118 00:04:57,862 --> 00:04:59,211 Gemma? 119 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:05,783 Do you think Esme is mute? 120 00:05:08,133 --> 00:05:10,179 This decision isn't just gonna affect Grover. 121 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:11,528 I mean, what about the Butlers? 122 00:05:11,746 --> 00:05:13,617 Calvin would be devastated if I left. 123 00:05:13,791 --> 00:05:16,359 Yes. And who would Tina even get to replace me 124 00:05:16,620 --> 00:05:19,231 in the book club we keep talking about starting? 125 00:05:22,931 --> 00:05:25,716 Esme's done a 180 on apples. 126 00:05:27,936 --> 00:05:30,895 I think carnations could be pretty on the tables. 127 00:05:31,069 --> 00:05:33,724 Really, Courtney? I thought we discussed this yesterday. 128 00:05:33,898 --> 00:05:35,857 Oh, right. You told me carnations 129 00:05:36,118 --> 00:05:38,076 are cheap supermarket flowers. 130 00:05:38,903 --> 00:05:43,430 No, we agreed that carnations are cheap supermarket flowers. 131 00:05:44,779 --> 00:05:45,954 Are you okay? 132 00:05:46,215 --> 00:05:47,825 Yeah, I'm just a little spacey today. 133 00:05:47,999 --> 00:05:50,480 Oh, you know what? I bought the cutest napkin rings. 134 00:05:50,654 --> 00:05:53,048 Uh, for your approval, of course. 135 00:05:55,050 --> 00:05:57,487 Is my mama steamrolling you again? 136 00:05:57,661 --> 00:05:59,533 It's fine. Honestly? 137 00:05:59,707 --> 00:06:02,231 I would be happy just getting married at the courthouse. 138 00:06:02,492 --> 00:06:05,190 All that matters is that I'm marrying you. 139 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:06,931 - Mwah. - Well... 140 00:06:07,236 --> 00:06:10,282 I'm sorry my mom shot down your idea of a hobbit wedding. 141 00:06:10,457 --> 00:06:12,502 Yeah. She was all, 142 00:06:12,676 --> 00:06:16,724 "It's a wedding, I do not want to see people's feet." 143 00:06:19,727 --> 00:06:20,945 Were you just imitating me? 144 00:06:21,119 --> 00:06:23,426 What? No, that's crazy. 145 00:06:26,298 --> 00:06:29,345 Thanks for letting us borrow these for the reception, Dave. 146 00:06:29,519 --> 00:06:31,347 You know, it's funny, Calvin, when I bought these 147 00:06:31,521 --> 00:06:33,610 for my kombucha party, you scoffed at me. 148 00:06:33,784 --> 00:06:37,179 - Hmm. - Yeah, I was scoffing at the booch, Dave. 149 00:06:37,353 --> 00:06:40,878 And now, lo and behold, you want to borrow them. 150 00:06:41,139 --> 00:06:43,751 Ha. Oh, how the tables have turned. 151 00:06:43,925 --> 00:06:45,534 You know I can make this punch in the trash can. 152 00:06:45,709 --> 00:06:48,233 Thanks, Melissa. I'll talk to Dave about it. 153 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:50,975 - That sounds like a dream opportunity. - No, no, no... 154 00:06:52,150 --> 00:06:53,456 Hello. 155 00:06:53,630 --> 00:06:55,240 Ooh. 156 00:06:55,502 --> 00:06:57,460 Well, what's the dream opportunity? 157 00:06:57,634 --> 00:06:58,896 - It's an investment opportunity. - Mm. 158 00:06:59,157 --> 00:07:01,725 It's a Ponzi scheme, but we're at the top. 159 00:07:02,857 --> 00:07:04,728 We'd let you in, but you'd be at the bottom and... 160 00:07:04,902 --> 00:07:07,209 you don't want to be at the bottom. 161 00:07:07,383 --> 00:07:09,254 Dave, you don't even jaywalk. 162 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:11,735 I would... 163 00:07:11,909 --> 00:07:14,129 in an emergency. 164 00:07:15,086 --> 00:07:16,261 Okay. 165 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:18,612 Spill it. What's going on? 166 00:07:18,786 --> 00:07:21,963 Okay. Look, it's probably nothing. 167 00:07:22,224 --> 00:07:23,791 But my mom's boyfriend offered me a job 168 00:07:23,965 --> 00:07:27,359 that is surprisingly not bad. 169 00:07:27,534 --> 00:07:28,926 Well, all right! 170 00:07:29,100 --> 00:07:31,407 But it's in Kalamazoo. 171 00:07:31,581 --> 00:07:34,323 Kalamazoo? That's in Michigan. 172 00:07:36,281 --> 00:07:38,762 We know, but... 173 00:07:38,936 --> 00:07:41,112 it's vice president of a Human Resource department 174 00:07:41,373 --> 00:07:43,245 for a pretty big company. 175 00:07:43,419 --> 00:07:45,856 - I know, but I said it's in Michigan. - Look, okay, uh... 176 00:07:46,030 --> 00:07:47,815 Babe, babe, babe, babe. 177 00:07:47,989 --> 00:07:49,294 They know it's in Michigan. 178 00:07:49,556 --> 00:07:50,818 Good for you, Dave. 179 00:07:51,079 --> 00:07:52,558 - You're back in the game. - Well, look, 180 00:07:52,733 --> 00:07:54,082 uh, Calvin, it probably won't happen, 181 00:07:54,256 --> 00:07:55,997 - so don't worry about it. - Yeah. 182 00:07:56,171 --> 00:07:59,435 Well, w-what does this mean for our book club? 183 00:07:59,609 --> 00:08:00,828 I know. 184 00:08:01,089 --> 00:08:03,700 Now we'll never read The Color Purple. 185 00:08:06,442 --> 00:08:07,574 No. Uh-uh. 186 00:08:07,748 --> 00:08:08,792 - Tina, come on. - I don't, 187 00:08:08,966 --> 00:08:10,098 I don't get this reference. 188 00:08:10,359 --> 00:08:11,795 - Come on, baby. Come on. - No... 189 00:08:11,969 --> 00:08:14,711 Gemma! Nothing will keep me from you! Gemma! 190 00:08:14,885 --> 00:08:17,888 Gemma, you're my only white friend! No! 191 00:08:25,722 --> 00:08:27,332 What is wrong with you, Calvin? 192 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:29,770 Our best friends are thinking about moving away, 193 00:08:29,944 --> 00:08:32,163 and you're all like, "Oh, good for you, Dave. 194 00:08:32,337 --> 00:08:33,774 Back in the game." 195 00:08:34,731 --> 00:08:36,080 Come on, Tina. 196 00:08:36,298 --> 00:08:38,126 I mean, after all he's been through this year, 197 00:08:38,299 --> 00:08:39,649 he needed a win. 198 00:08:39,909 --> 00:08:42,390 Well, baby, do you know where Kalamazoo is? 199 00:08:42,565 --> 00:08:45,089 Ooh, I got this one. Michigan. 200 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:48,832 Look, Tina, don't worry. 201 00:08:49,093 --> 00:08:50,268 They're not going anywhere. 202 00:08:50,442 --> 00:08:51,356 How do you know that? 203 00:08:51,618 --> 00:08:52,836 It's Dave. 204 00:08:53,010 --> 00:08:54,708 He always gets these harebrained ideas, 205 00:08:54,882 --> 00:08:57,188 and he never follows through on any of them. 206 00:08:57,449 --> 00:08:59,147 Baby, what if you're wrong? 207 00:08:59,321 --> 00:09:00,540 I mean, you guys are close. 208 00:09:00,714 --> 00:09:02,498 Wouldn't it be weird if he was gone? 209 00:09:02,672 --> 00:09:04,935 Well, it's weird having him here. 210 00:09:05,109 --> 00:09:06,763 I just got used to it. 211 00:09:08,330 --> 00:09:09,200 Damn. 212 00:09:09,461 --> 00:09:11,594 Old booch smell like Fritos. 213 00:09:14,379 --> 00:09:16,425 Uh-huh... 214 00:09:17,469 --> 00:09:19,384 - You don't like it? - I mean, it's a toast 215 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:21,256 for your brother's wedding. 216 00:09:21,473 --> 00:09:24,346 Do you really want to bring up the time he got his arm caught 217 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:26,478 in a claw machine because he was trying to get a Furby? 218 00:09:26,653 --> 00:09:27,958 Yes. 219 00:09:28,132 --> 00:09:29,917 See, the funny part is, 220 00:09:30,178 --> 00:09:33,573 he was stuck so long, he wet himself. 221 00:09:35,487 --> 00:09:37,185 No? Okay, well... 222 00:09:37,359 --> 00:09:40,057 - Hey, y'all! - Don't let him see my toast. 223 00:09:41,711 --> 00:09:44,496 Actually, uh, Marty, don't worry about the toast, 224 00:09:44,671 --> 00:09:45,933 because the network just told us 225 00:09:46,237 --> 00:09:49,893 they've commissioned Aaron Sorkin to write it. 226 00:09:50,546 --> 00:09:52,374 Wait, so, I'm supposed to read somebody else's toast? 227 00:09:52,548 --> 00:09:54,898 What? No. No, no, no, no, no, man. 228 00:09:55,072 --> 00:09:56,770 Don't worry about it, 'cause... 229 00:09:56,944 --> 00:09:59,337 Marshawn Lynch is gonna read it. 230 00:10:00,904 --> 00:10:03,603 Look, I'm sorry, Marty. There's nothing I can do, you know? 231 00:10:03,777 --> 00:10:05,169 Uh, Sadie signed a contract. 232 00:10:05,343 --> 00:10:09,434 Any major life event, the network owns it. 233 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:11,828 Oh, I guess I'll never get to tell my Furby story. 234 00:10:12,002 --> 00:10:14,657 You were gonna tell that story at my wedding? 235 00:10:16,877 --> 00:10:18,487 It's, it's so funny. 236 00:10:18,748 --> 00:10:22,012 What? That is not funny, Marty. 237 00:10:22,186 --> 00:10:24,754 Look, anyway, man... Look, it's out of my hands. 238 00:10:24,928 --> 00:10:27,844 This whole wedding is about Mercedes's show. 239 00:10:28,018 --> 00:10:29,411 I'm just an extra in it. 240 00:10:29,672 --> 00:10:31,326 Huh. 241 00:10:32,588 --> 00:10:34,285 Okay, here's a crazy idea. 242 00:10:34,546 --> 00:10:35,852 What if you and Mercedes get married 243 00:10:36,026 --> 00:10:38,159 with me and Courtney next week? 244 00:10:39,029 --> 00:10:40,901 - Wait a minute, seriously? - Why not? 245 00:10:41,075 --> 00:10:42,511 I mean, you could do it secretly. 246 00:10:42,729 --> 00:10:44,469 You still have your big one on TV next month, 247 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:45,993 but your real vows? 248 00:10:46,254 --> 00:10:47,559 They'll be with your family and friends. 249 00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:48,648 With us. 250 00:10:48,822 --> 00:10:50,214 I mean, little bro, 251 00:10:50,432 --> 00:10:52,695 I would love that, man, more than anything. 252 00:10:52,869 --> 00:10:54,697 Are you sure Courtney will be cool with this? 253 00:10:54,871 --> 00:10:56,481 Oh, man, no question. If it weren't for Mama, 254 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,222 we'd probably be getting married at the courthouse. 255 00:10:58,396 --> 00:11:00,007 Or the Shire. 256 00:11:00,790 --> 00:11:02,183 Okay, wait, look, this is great, man. 257 00:11:02,444 --> 00:11:03,880 Thank you, thank you. 258 00:11:04,054 --> 00:11:06,535 I'm gonna run it by Sadie. Uh... thank you. 259 00:11:06,796 --> 00:11:08,755 Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. 260 00:11:08,929 --> 00:11:11,453 - You're welcome! - Yeah! 261 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:13,411 What is he talking about? 262 00:11:13,585 --> 00:11:15,022 Genius idea. 263 00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:16,806 Okay, Malcolm was bumming about his fake wedding, 264 00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:20,157 so I told him he could piggyback on our wedding. 265 00:11:20,331 --> 00:11:21,942 Piggyback? 266 00:11:22,116 --> 00:11:24,988 Right, so, when we do our vows, they'll do theirs. 267 00:11:25,249 --> 00:11:27,948 Same guests, same place, all good. 268 00:11:28,818 --> 00:11:30,602 But that's our wedding. 269 00:11:30,777 --> 00:11:33,344 Right, but you said we could go to the courthouse. 270 00:11:33,605 --> 00:11:35,782 Yeah, but it's still our wedding. 271 00:11:35,956 --> 00:11:37,566 Our day. 272 00:11:37,958 --> 00:11:41,396 And you just gave away half of our day without even asking me. 273 00:11:41,875 --> 00:11:43,703 I thought you said you didn't care. 274 00:11:43,877 --> 00:11:45,574 Of course I care! 275 00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:47,794 I'm-I'm sorry. Courtney, I'm-I'm sorry, baby. 276 00:11:47,968 --> 00:11:49,796 Look, I-I'll tell Malcolm. 277 00:11:49,970 --> 00:11:51,536 Look, calling Malcolm. 278 00:11:55,410 --> 00:11:58,282 And... uh, voicemail. 279 00:12:00,241 --> 00:12:01,503 Michigan? 280 00:12:01,677 --> 00:12:03,244 Look, Grover, I know it's a lot to absorb, 281 00:12:03,505 --> 00:12:05,637 but your mother and I respect 282 00:12:05,812 --> 00:12:07,639 that you're a person and that you have feelings. 283 00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:10,251 Exactly, and as an equal member of this family, 284 00:12:10,512 --> 00:12:11,905 you get an equal vote. 285 00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:13,428 Okay, I vote no. 286 00:12:13,689 --> 00:12:16,561 - What? - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa. 287 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:19,564 We haven't even discussed the pros and the cons yet. 288 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:20,740 Okay. 289 00:12:20,914 --> 00:12:22,785 Con: I just started high school. 290 00:12:22,959 --> 00:12:26,267 Con: I'm one of the cool kids there. 291 00:12:27,268 --> 00:12:31,446 And con: I-I almost kind of have a girlfriend, in a way. 292 00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:35,929 Believe me, we know leaving your friends would be hard. 293 00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:37,452 Yeah, look, it's the hardest part, 294 00:12:37,626 --> 00:12:39,671 but you'd make new friends in Kalamazoo, and... 295 00:12:39,846 --> 00:12:41,108 Look, think about it, the money that we would make 296 00:12:41,282 --> 00:12:43,110 selling this house, in Michigan, 297 00:12:43,371 --> 00:12:45,808 we could buy a huge house with a pool. 298 00:12:45,982 --> 00:12:48,202 Ugh. Yeah. Everybody wants to be friends with the kid 299 00:12:48,376 --> 00:12:49,420 with the pool. 300 00:12:49,594 --> 00:12:51,118 I can't swim. 301 00:12:51,379 --> 00:12:53,207 - What? - Oh, come on, Grover. Yes, you can. 302 00:12:53,381 --> 00:12:55,383 No, no, I forgot how. 303 00:12:58,125 --> 00:12:59,866 Grover. 304 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:01,432 I know this is a big ask. 305 00:13:01,606 --> 00:13:03,739 But you used to love it there. 306 00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:07,395 And I could go back to teaching, which is my passion. 307 00:13:07,569 --> 00:13:08,918 Well... but what does it matter? 308 00:13:09,179 --> 00:13:11,616 You guys have obviously made up your minds. 309 00:13:12,530 --> 00:13:13,401 Dave? 310 00:13:13,575 --> 00:13:15,490 Have we made up our minds? 311 00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:20,843 It looks that way. 312 00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:23,672 Okay, but then, why did you even ask me? 313 00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:25,500 Because we respect your opinion. 314 00:13:25,674 --> 00:13:29,939 We're going against it, but we respect it. 315 00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:33,769 Okay. Democracy sucks. 316 00:13:33,943 --> 00:13:35,989 - I am never voting again. - Oh, my God. 317 00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:37,729 You're gonna have to. 318 00:13:37,904 --> 00:13:40,036 Michigan is a swing state. 319 00:13:45,737 --> 00:13:48,044 - Hey. - Hey. - Hey. 320 00:13:48,218 --> 00:13:49,567 Is Daphne still down for her nap? 321 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,178 - Yep. - Yeah. 322 00:13:51,482 --> 00:13:54,007 All right, I'll get her. Uh, unless you want to. 323 00:13:54,964 --> 00:13:57,271 Should we discuss it first? 324 00:13:57,532 --> 00:13:59,055 I will get her. 325 00:13:59,229 --> 00:14:00,883 Great. Great, great, great. 326 00:14:01,057 --> 00:14:02,189 Uh, s-same page. 327 00:14:02,363 --> 00:14:03,930 I support you. 328 00:14:06,106 --> 00:14:07,411 What did you do? 329 00:14:07,585 --> 00:14:09,718 Something insensitive. 330 00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:11,676 And she reacted quite vigorously, 331 00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:13,983 and I was very much caught off guard. 332 00:14:14,244 --> 00:14:15,028 Huh. 333 00:14:15,289 --> 00:14:16,986 She has been emotional and... 334 00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:18,379 she's been forgetting things. 335 00:14:18,553 --> 00:14:21,861 Very interesting. 336 00:14:23,079 --> 00:14:24,559 - Blue. - Blue? 337 00:14:24,733 --> 00:14:26,561 It's blue. 338 00:14:26,735 --> 00:14:30,304 Yes, it's blue. 339 00:14:32,436 --> 00:14:34,003 Yeah, it is blue. 340 00:14:34,177 --> 00:14:36,136 Uh-huh. 341 00:14:39,661 --> 00:14:41,924 Uh, Mrs. B? 342 00:14:42,098 --> 00:14:43,491 What's going on? 343 00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:47,277 You're pregnant. 344 00:14:49,149 --> 00:14:50,106 Again. 345 00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:51,325 Wait, what? 346 00:14:51,586 --> 00:14:53,501 Is-is that possible? 347 00:14:53,675 --> 00:14:55,459 No. Maybe? 348 00:14:55,677 --> 00:14:57,897 I-I've been so stressed about the wedding, I guess I haven't 349 00:14:58,071 --> 00:14:59,724 - been paying attention? - Yeah, and, uh, and... 350 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,902 w-we have been a little... cavalier. 351 00:15:03,076 --> 00:15:05,730 Oh, my God. 352 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,036 Oh, cover your ears, guys. 353 00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:10,779 I'm gonna be a grandma again...! 354 00:15:17,264 --> 00:15:19,831 So, Malcolm, did you hear the news? 355 00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:23,009 Uh, people over on Marengo heard. 356 00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:25,315 Congratulations. 357 00:15:25,489 --> 00:15:27,274 Uh, wh... uh, hey, 358 00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:29,145 let's-let's not, let's not get ahead of ourselves, okay? 359 00:15:29,319 --> 00:15:30,407 We don't know for sure yet. 360 00:15:30,581 --> 00:15:31,713 Oh, I do. 361 00:15:31,887 --> 00:15:34,150 - Well, what an exciting day. - Yeah. 362 00:15:34,324 --> 00:15:37,153 Malcolm told me all about the plan. I love it so much. 363 00:15:37,327 --> 00:15:38,850 What plan? 364 00:15:39,112 --> 00:15:40,417 Uh... uh, Malcolm. 365 00:15:40,678 --> 00:15:43,899 Uh, we have to discuss the plan. 366 00:15:44,769 --> 00:15:48,034 I'm sorry, is there a problem with the plan? 367 00:15:48,295 --> 00:15:50,079 Hold... wait-wait a minute. 368 00:15:50,340 --> 00:15:51,907 Now, what damn plan are y'all talking about, 369 00:15:52,081 --> 00:15:54,605 and aren't you a vegetarian? 370 00:15:54,779 --> 00:15:56,346 Uh, no, Ma, she's a pescatarian. 371 00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:58,479 - Hmm. - Uh, either way, she eating 372 00:15:58,653 --> 00:16:01,351 a half a pound of beef wrapped in bacon. 373 00:16:01,525 --> 00:16:04,267 I know, it's weird, I've just been craving red meat lately. 374 00:16:04,441 --> 00:16:05,747 Hmm. 375 00:16:10,099 --> 00:16:11,753 I'm sorry, what's happening? 376 00:16:13,146 --> 00:16:15,104 Oh, my God. 377 00:16:15,278 --> 00:16:17,106 Oh, oh, oh. Cover your ears. Cov... 378 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:19,979 - Why? - I'm a grandma again 379 00:16:20,153 --> 00:16:23,156 and again...! 380 00:16:29,336 --> 00:16:31,860 You know, we haven't really had any girl time together, 381 00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:35,298 but, uh, here we are, peeing on sticks. 382 00:16:37,518 --> 00:16:39,476 Yup. 383 00:16:40,347 --> 00:16:42,349 - Maybe we should've used a coaster. - Uh-huh. 384 00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:46,701 Okay, look, look, this is torture. 385 00:16:46,962 --> 00:16:48,529 How long do pregnancy tests take? 386 00:16:48,703 --> 00:16:50,052 Okay, just breathe, son. 387 00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:52,489 - Maybe your mama's wrong. - You think so? 388 00:16:52,663 --> 00:16:54,317 - Not a chance. - No. Not at all. 389 00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:57,494 Now that we're stick sisters... 390 00:16:57,668 --> 00:16:59,279 You've been part of this family 391 00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:01,237 a lot longer than I have. 392 00:17:01,411 --> 00:17:03,065 Are they, um...? 393 00:17:03,239 --> 00:17:05,372 - Crazy? - You said it. 394 00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:09,419 Yeah, but don't worry, it's a good crazy. 395 00:17:09,593 --> 00:17:12,422 Mr. B? He acts hard. 396 00:17:12,596 --> 00:17:15,817 - Big softie. - Oh, yeah? 397 00:17:15,991 --> 00:17:17,775 Totally. I can see that. 398 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,820 And Tina? 399 00:17:19,994 --> 00:17:21,692 Oh, she's hard. 400 00:17:23,128 --> 00:17:24,347 But I love her to death. 401 00:17:25,914 --> 00:17:27,175 And, Sadie, 402 00:17:27,349 --> 00:17:30,136 I'd be honored, as your stick sister, 403 00:17:30,310 --> 00:17:31,876 to share my wedding with you. 404 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:34,662 Oh. 405 00:17:36,229 --> 00:17:38,231 Oh, my God. 406 00:17:40,798 --> 00:17:42,931 - Oh, here they come. Uh, spill. Spill. - Oh, come on. Come on, come on. 407 00:17:43,105 --> 00:17:44,454 Turns out, we're both... 408 00:17:44,628 --> 00:17:46,630 I told you! I told you! 409 00:17:46,804 --> 00:17:48,545 Who is the queen? 410 00:17:48,719 --> 00:17:51,679 Who is the queen? Oh, my God, I'm gonna be a grandma. 411 00:17:51,853 --> 00:17:53,246 I'm gonna be a grandma again. 412 00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:56,466 Oh, this is so wonderful. 413 00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:58,251 Whoa, whoa, son, son, I got you. 414 00:17:58,512 --> 00:18:00,296 Oh! I can't get 'em both! I can't get 'em both. 415 00:18:00,470 --> 00:18:02,385 It's okay. 416 00:18:02,646 --> 00:18:04,518 Oh, my good... Hey! Good timing. 417 00:18:04,692 --> 00:18:07,912 Great news. Courtney and Mercedes are both pregnant. 418 00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:09,349 What? That's fantastic. 419 00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:10,785 Oh, so fantastic. 420 00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:13,135 Hey, guess this calls for a celebration. 421 00:18:13,309 --> 00:18:14,832 Champagne for everybody. 422 00:18:15,050 --> 00:18:17,400 - Come on now. Inside. - Yes, yes, yes. 423 00:18:17,574 --> 00:18:19,141 Yeah, but everybody except you two. 424 00:18:19,446 --> 00:18:21,926 Everybody who is not pregnant, oh, we're getting wasted. 425 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,406 Yes! 426 00:18:26,453 --> 00:18:28,585 Uh, Ca-Calvin. 427 00:18:28,846 --> 00:18:30,761 - Yeah? - Can I talk to you for a second? 428 00:18:31,022 --> 00:18:33,764 Yes, Dave, we have peach juice 429 00:18:33,938 --> 00:18:35,636 if you want to make a Bellini. 430 00:18:39,248 --> 00:18:41,076 You know me so well. 431 00:18:41,859 --> 00:18:45,385 Which is what makes this so hard. 432 00:18:45,559 --> 00:18:47,604 It's about the job. 433 00:18:47,865 --> 00:18:49,693 Oh, man, that's tough. 434 00:18:49,867 --> 00:18:52,087 Look, don't worry, Dave. 435 00:18:52,348 --> 00:18:54,133 Another opportunity will come along. 436 00:18:54,307 --> 00:18:55,743 Plus, Michigan? 437 00:18:55,917 --> 00:18:58,137 You dodged a bullet. 438 00:18:59,703 --> 00:19:01,923 Yeah, no, Calvin, um... 439 00:19:02,706 --> 00:19:04,186 I'm gonna take the job. 440 00:19:05,796 --> 00:19:07,146 We're moving. 441 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:09,278 Oh. 442 00:19:09,452 --> 00:19:10,758 Really? 443 00:19:11,019 --> 00:19:12,194 Wow. Okay. 444 00:19:12,673 --> 00:19:13,804 Look, I hate to tell you while you're celebrating 445 00:19:13,978 --> 00:19:15,415 something so special, I just, I-I... 446 00:19:15,589 --> 00:19:17,417 I couldn't keep it inside. 447 00:19:17,678 --> 00:19:20,507 Good for you, Dave. You know what? 448 00:19:20,681 --> 00:19:22,073 Happy for you. 449 00:19:22,335 --> 00:19:24,772 - You are? - Yes. 450 00:19:25,033 --> 00:19:27,122 Yes, man. This is good news. 451 00:19:27,296 --> 00:19:29,472 Well, hold on. C-Calvin, please. 452 00:19:29,646 --> 00:19:31,082 Come on. 453 00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:32,171 This is hard for me. 454 00:19:32,345 --> 00:19:34,608 I-It must be hard for you. 455 00:19:34,782 --> 00:19:37,698 Why would it be hard for me? 456 00:19:38,568 --> 00:19:39,961 Because we're best friends? 457 00:19:40,135 --> 00:19:42,659 Yeah, yeah, w-we're, we're friends, yeah. 458 00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:46,446 Calvin, we're... we're best friends. 459 00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:49,100 Okay, Dave, we're-we're next-door neighbors. 460 00:19:49,275 --> 00:19:51,190 I've had neighbors before you 461 00:19:51,364 --> 00:19:52,843 and I'll have neighbors after you. 462 00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:55,019 So now I'm just a neighbor? 463 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,847 I mean... 464 00:19:57,021 --> 00:20:00,677 Calvin, would "just a neighbor" have named a star after you? 465 00:20:02,723 --> 00:20:04,812 I told you, I didn't want no damn star. 466 00:20:04,986 --> 00:20:08,119 Well, too bad, it's right there. 467 00:20:08,381 --> 00:20:09,817 Oh, yeah? Yeah? Which one? 468 00:20:09,991 --> 00:20:11,035 Yeah... 469 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,298 It's one... 470 00:20:12,472 --> 00:20:14,038 It-it should be... 471 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,866 There's a lot of stars up there. 472 00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:18,173 It's somewhere in the Crab Nebula. 473 00:20:18,347 --> 00:20:20,306 Look, the point is, 474 00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:22,090 I'm trying to tell you how hard this is for me. 475 00:20:22,264 --> 00:20:24,658 Why can't you admit it... that it's hard for you, too? 476 00:20:24,919 --> 00:20:26,529 Uh, maybe it's just not hard for me. 477 00:20:26,790 --> 00:20:29,228 Now come on, man, let's go in here and have a Bellini. 478 00:20:29,489 --> 00:20:32,492 Or do you want to stay out here and look for your damn star? 479 00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:38,237 It's your damn star, Calvin. 480 00:20:38,498 --> 00:20:40,891 Whatever, Dave.