1 00:00:02,070 --> 00:00:04,670 [ Static ] 2 00:00:04,705 --> 00:00:11,075 ♪ My dreams are all dead and buried ♪ 3 00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:18,323 ♪ Sometimes I wish the sun would just explode ♪ 4 00:00:18,352 --> 00:00:25,062 ♪ And when God comes and calls me to his kingdom ♪ 5 00:00:25,093 --> 00:00:30,233 ♪ I'll take all you sons of bitches when I go ♪ 6 00:00:30,264 --> 00:00:31,404 My turn. Hell no. 7 00:00:31,432 --> 00:00:33,232 Hey, man, let me drive that thing! 8 00:00:33,267 --> 00:00:35,537 Do not touch the trim! 9 00:00:37,371 --> 00:00:39,771 [ Doorbell rings ] 10 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:41,611 Bulldogs! Whoo! 11 00:00:41,642 --> 00:00:43,282 Go, Dawgs! Kick their ass! 12 00:00:43,311 --> 00:00:46,911 [ Vocalizing fight song ] 13 00:00:46,947 --> 00:00:49,017 We on our way to the Georgia-Florida game, 14 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:52,419 the world's largest outdoor cocktail party, brotha! 15 00:00:52,453 --> 00:00:54,363 Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! 16 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:56,588 Well, a-all right, then. 17 00:00:56,624 --> 00:00:58,264 Uh...good night. 18 00:00:58,292 --> 00:00:59,632 Now, hold on, Sheriff. 19 00:00:59,660 --> 00:01:01,600 We wanted you to come with us. 20 00:01:01,629 --> 00:01:03,059 To Jacksonville? 21 00:01:03,097 --> 00:01:06,127 I've only dreamt about going to Florida. 22 00:01:06,934 --> 00:01:08,774 You want me to drive, don't ya? 23 00:01:08,802 --> 00:01:10,372 No, no! Hell no! Are you kiddin' me? 24 00:01:10,404 --> 00:01:13,374 What kind of damn friend you think I am, Sheriff? 25 00:01:13,407 --> 00:01:16,207 I'm sorry, guys. What the hell? 26 00:01:16,244 --> 00:01:17,484 Where am I gonna sit? 27 00:01:17,511 --> 00:01:19,781 Sit behind the wheel, homeboy. You drivin'. 28 00:01:20,614 --> 00:01:21,724 Fine. 29 00:01:21,749 --> 00:01:23,479 [ Car alarm chirps ] No, no. 30 00:01:23,517 --> 00:01:25,547 The big one. 31 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:27,656 Ooh! It's like a city on wheels! 32 00:01:27,688 --> 00:01:30,618 Oh, no! Not Cheeseburger in Paradise. 33 00:01:30,658 --> 00:01:32,128 I don't want to put any miles on her. 34 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:36,230 Sheriff, do you want to be on your deathbed askin' yourself, 35 00:01:36,264 --> 00:01:39,134 "Why didn't I say yes to drivin' Early and his people 36 00:01:39,167 --> 00:01:41,737 to Jacksonville in my brand-new RV?" 37 00:01:41,769 --> 00:01:44,609 Do you want that to be your one regret? 38 00:01:44,638 --> 00:01:48,978 This is your chance to set things right. 39 00:01:49,009 --> 00:01:50,179 [ Sighs ] 40 00:01:50,211 --> 00:01:52,981 I know you want me to drive you to the game 41 00:01:53,013 --> 00:01:54,953 and you want me to use my RV, 42 00:01:54,982 --> 00:01:57,452 and, damn it, I-I'm hungry to belong, 43 00:01:57,485 --> 00:01:59,485 so let's just overlook my dignity 44 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:00,620 and do this thing. 45 00:02:00,654 --> 00:02:02,324 Y'all come on! Hell yeah! 46 00:02:02,356 --> 00:02:04,486 All right! Whoo-hoo! Go, Dawgs! 47 00:02:04,525 --> 00:02:09,325 GPS: Dawgs sweep left onto Exit 435 to I-75 South, 48 00:02:09,363 --> 00:02:10,833 and run, Lindsay, run! 49 00:02:10,864 --> 00:02:12,674 Lindsay Scott! Lindsay Scott! 50 00:02:12,700 --> 00:02:14,670 Straight until you reach the 10. [ Sniffs ] 51 00:02:14,702 --> 00:02:17,842 Interstate 10! Hey, uh, y'all cookin' somethin' back there? 52 00:02:17,871 --> 00:02:20,941 Nope. I'm just sendin' my turd back in time to kill Hitler. 53 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:23,144 This future toilet is amazin'! 54 00:02:23,177 --> 00:02:25,507 Early, did you just crap in my micro-- 55 00:02:25,546 --> 00:02:26,946 Aah! You did! 56 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:29,520 I said only number ones on the road! 57 00:02:29,550 --> 00:02:31,020 Number twos, we pull over! 58 00:02:31,051 --> 00:02:32,851 I hit number 2 -- meat. 59 00:02:32,886 --> 00:02:36,356 Don't worry. This'll be flushed in just under... 60 00:02:36,390 --> 00:02:38,360 [ Splat ] ...seven minutes. 61 00:02:38,392 --> 00:02:40,832 Oh, man, we crossin' the state line, y'all! Whoo! 62 00:02:40,861 --> 00:02:43,361 Kiss everybody for good luck, Granny. 63 00:02:43,397 --> 00:02:45,497 [ Both moaning ] 64 00:02:45,533 --> 00:02:47,133 Squeeze my ass. 65 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:48,697 For luck. 66 00:02:48,736 --> 00:02:50,166 Rusty, you want a piece of this? 67 00:02:50,204 --> 00:02:52,144 Naw. No. No, thank you. I'm good. 68 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:55,212 Come on, Sheriff. Get you a handful. No strings attached. 69 00:02:55,243 --> 00:02:58,213 It ain't every day you get to cross a state line. 70 00:02:58,246 --> 00:03:00,146 Uh, uh, no, thank you. I'm driving. 71 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:02,650 Yeah, he's drivin', Granny. Just stroke him off. 72 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:03,923 Oh, okay. No, Granny. No. [ Unzips ] 73 00:03:03,951 --> 00:03:05,751 No, no! [ Clears throat ] I'm fine. 74 00:03:05,786 --> 00:03:08,756 Just...reheat my coffee, uh, for me, please? 75 00:03:09,623 --> 00:03:11,023 [ Beep ] Steak or fish? 76 00:03:11,058 --> 00:03:12,258 You know what? Never mind. 77 00:03:16,464 --> 00:03:20,904 [ Marching band plays ] 78 00:03:20,934 --> 00:03:22,344 Yeah, baby! Whoo! 79 00:03:22,370 --> 00:03:23,370 Oh, yeah! We made it! 80 00:03:23,404 --> 00:03:24,774 Go, Dawgs! We here in Florida! 81 00:03:24,805 --> 00:03:26,205 Florida sucks! Florida sucks! 82 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:29,110 $100 a day for parking. Damn! 83 00:03:29,142 --> 00:03:31,082 Hey, why don't you yank that stick out your ass 84 00:03:31,111 --> 00:03:32,851 and suck you down a cold one, Sheriff? 85 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:34,420 This is how we do, baby! 86 00:03:34,448 --> 00:03:35,918 [ Chuckling ] Oh, no. 87 00:03:35,949 --> 00:03:38,749 Just a sugar-free diet cream soda for me, please. 88 00:03:38,786 --> 00:03:40,516 This can says "beer." 89 00:03:40,554 --> 00:03:41,594 All of 'em do. 90 00:03:41,622 --> 00:03:42,892 Uh, okay. 91 00:03:42,923 --> 00:03:44,293 I-I-I'll try a beer. 92 00:03:44,325 --> 00:03:46,085 Squids: [ Chanting ] Drink! Drink! 93 00:03:46,126 --> 00:03:47,456 [ Gulping ] 94 00:03:47,495 --> 00:03:49,425 Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! 95 00:03:49,463 --> 00:03:50,433 [ Gulping ] 96 00:03:50,464 --> 00:03:53,274 Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! 97 00:03:53,301 --> 00:03:54,371 [ Gulping ] 98 00:03:54,402 --> 00:03:56,272 Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! 99 00:03:56,304 --> 00:03:57,444 [ Belches ] 100 00:03:57,471 --> 00:03:58,911 Ahh! 101 00:03:58,939 --> 00:04:00,809 You know, Early, that was my first adult beverage. 102 00:04:00,841 --> 00:04:02,281 I hope I drank it right. 103 00:04:02,310 --> 00:04:04,110 [ Clears throat ] Alcohol sure is refreshing. 104 00:04:04,144 --> 00:04:06,254 I think it gets a bad rap. 105 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:08,120 You preachin' to the choir, son. [ Chuckles ] 106 00:04:08,148 --> 00:04:10,718 And pretty soon, you gonna be a-singin' to your shoes. 107 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:12,051 Get you a jello shooter! 108 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:13,785 Squids: Drink! Drink! Drink! 109 00:04:13,821 --> 00:04:15,661 Spit out any red-and-yellow stuff. 110 00:04:15,689 --> 00:04:18,229 My belly ring's infected. 111 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:19,558 [ Slurps ] 112 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:20,563 Drink! 113 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:21,564 Ooh-wee! 114 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:22,925 Jim Dandy! 115 00:04:22,963 --> 00:04:24,803 [ Clank ] What time's the game? 116 00:04:24,832 --> 00:04:26,472 [ Chuckles ] "Game." 117 00:04:26,500 --> 00:04:27,800 We ain't goin' to no game. 118 00:04:27,835 --> 00:04:29,765 That game's six hours from now. 119 00:04:29,803 --> 00:04:32,273 We'll be facedown and ass-up by then. 120 00:04:32,306 --> 00:04:35,476 We come here to get fucked up in a damn parkin' lot, baby. 121 00:04:35,509 --> 00:04:36,739 Football! Whoo! 122 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:38,507 Squids: Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! 123 00:04:38,546 --> 00:04:40,806 Football! Whoo! 124 00:04:40,848 --> 00:04:42,348 Beer me another beer, brew dog! 125 00:04:42,383 --> 00:04:44,823 Squids: Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! 126 00:04:44,852 --> 00:04:48,162 ♪♪ 127 00:04:48,188 --> 00:04:51,658 [ Slurring ] Yee-haw! I win! 128 00:04:51,692 --> 00:04:53,462 I'm the corn-bowl king! 129 00:04:53,494 --> 00:04:54,664 Man, calm down, Sheriff. 130 00:04:54,695 --> 00:04:56,455 I didn't smash that. 131 00:04:56,497 --> 00:04:59,627 The guy who...smashed that had his shirt on. 132 00:04:59,667 --> 00:05:01,297 Go, you sliver bitches! 133 00:05:01,335 --> 00:05:03,595 [ Chuckles ] They're silver britches, dumbass. 134 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:04,837 Like Dungarees. 135 00:05:04,872 --> 00:05:07,842 [ Gunshots ] Go, you sliver Dungarees! 136 00:05:07,875 --> 00:05:09,275 Daddy, you got to rein this in. 137 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:11,379 Relax, son. Sheriff didn't do nothin'. 138 00:05:11,412 --> 00:05:12,712 Guy who shot the gun off 139 00:05:12,746 --> 00:05:14,816 didn't have his ding-a-ling hangin' out, right, Sheriff? 140 00:05:14,848 --> 00:05:16,848 Daddy, no! That's right! 141 00:05:16,884 --> 00:05:19,194 The guy who shot the gun didn't [farts] 142 00:05:19,219 --> 00:05:21,559 have his ding-a-ling out, like I do. 143 00:05:21,589 --> 00:05:22,859 Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 144 00:05:22,890 --> 00:05:24,360 Helicopter! 145 00:05:24,392 --> 00:05:26,362 Sheriff, put your pants on! There's children here! 146 00:05:26,394 --> 00:05:27,534 Aw, they can handle it. 147 00:05:27,561 --> 00:05:28,861 Go, Dawgs! Sic 'em! 148 00:05:28,896 --> 00:05:29,956 [ Gunshots ] Woof, woof, woof! 149 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:31,967 Where's he goin'?! Hell if I know. 150 00:05:31,999 --> 00:05:34,029 Don't lose him! He's funny as hell! 151 00:05:34,067 --> 00:05:36,067 Hey, where'd you get that beer? 152 00:05:36,103 --> 00:05:39,513 This ain't a beer, you dumb asshole. 153 00:05:39,540 --> 00:05:41,240 This is an empty can. 154 00:05:41,274 --> 00:05:44,044 And you smoke weed of it -- out of it... 155 00:05:44,077 --> 00:05:45,307 [ Inhales deeply ] 156 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:46,875 [ Stifled ] ...like I've been doing. 157 00:05:46,914 --> 00:05:49,354 Who gave you that? You could lose your job, Sheriff. 158 00:05:49,383 --> 00:05:51,053 [ Inhales ] Yeah, you give me that can right now. 159 00:05:51,084 --> 00:05:52,994 I gotta get my damn party on, too! 160 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:55,060 It's cashed, bro. 161 00:05:55,088 --> 00:05:57,528 I-I think beer's a gateway drug 162 00:05:57,558 --> 00:06:01,188 to this harder stuff that I'm [clears throat] now enjoying. 163 00:06:01,228 --> 00:06:02,558 Whooooo! 164 00:06:02,596 --> 00:06:04,896 No, I'm the "whoo" guy. I say "whoo." 165 00:06:04,932 --> 00:06:07,102 "Whoo!" is my catchphrase. 166 00:06:07,134 --> 00:06:08,704 See? Whoo! Whoo! 167 00:06:08,736 --> 00:06:10,896 If you "Whoo," too, that makes my "Whoo" less special! 168 00:06:10,938 --> 00:06:12,238 Whoo! Whoo! 169 00:06:12,272 --> 00:06:14,072 Ya see, now? It's just a wall of "Whoo"s. 170 00:06:14,107 --> 00:06:15,777 Nobody can tell who's "Whoo"-in'. Whoo! 171 00:06:15,809 --> 00:06:17,239 You dilutin' my damn brand! 172 00:06:17,277 --> 00:06:18,407 I-I'm sorry. 173 00:06:18,446 --> 00:06:21,846 Does our conversation interest you, asshole? 174 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:23,252 Sheriff, who you talkin' to? 175 00:06:23,283 --> 00:06:25,253 Whoa, whoa! Hold on a sec, now! 176 00:06:25,285 --> 00:06:27,285 Shit! Chill out, dudes. 177 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:30,260 The -- The guy who beat this guy nearly to death... 178 00:06:31,559 --> 00:06:33,029 ...wasn't wearin' no pants. 179 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:34,090 Sheriff, what are you doin'? 180 00:06:34,127 --> 00:06:36,457 Free tickets for the game! 181 00:06:36,497 --> 00:06:37,627 Florida! Whoo! 182 00:06:37,665 --> 00:06:39,595 I told you, Daddy -- we need to dial him back! 183 00:06:39,633 --> 00:06:41,573 Well, you best be dialing me back, too, then, 184 00:06:41,602 --> 00:06:43,602 'cause I'm the craziest sumbitch right here. 185 00:06:43,637 --> 00:06:45,767 Looky here. Watch this. 186 00:06:45,806 --> 00:06:47,636 See there? I'm wild, too. 187 00:06:47,675 --> 00:06:49,705 That's right. Vacation! Whoo! 188 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:51,283 The stadium is that way, dumbass! 189 00:06:51,311 --> 00:06:53,311 Hell, you runnin' straight into the damn river! 190 00:06:53,346 --> 00:06:55,576 I-I hope this don't reflect too harshly 191 00:06:55,616 --> 00:06:57,116 on people from Georgia. 192 00:06:57,150 --> 00:06:58,290 [ Marching band plays ] 193 00:06:58,318 --> 00:07:00,288 Amateur hour is over, Sheriff. 194 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:01,620 Best get your shit together. 195 00:07:01,655 --> 00:07:03,455 We don't want to draw no attention to ourselves 196 00:07:03,491 --> 00:07:04,421 until we inside. 197 00:07:04,458 --> 00:07:06,258 Is that alcohol in there, Early? 198 00:07:06,293 --> 00:07:07,733 I thought that was your cellphone! 199 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:09,931 Shh, shh, shh. I got to make an important call inside, 200 00:07:09,963 --> 00:07:11,133 if you get my drift. 201 00:07:11,164 --> 00:07:12,934 Uh, let me -- let me make a call. 202 00:07:12,966 --> 00:07:14,936 No! I don't need you usin' up my data! 203 00:07:14,968 --> 00:07:16,238 This ain't no family plan. 204 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:18,469 But I want to call Dr. Feelgood, Early. 205 00:07:18,506 --> 00:07:19,936 He's my beer dealer. 206 00:07:19,973 --> 00:07:21,313 You can't get no signal here, Sheriff. 207 00:07:21,341 --> 00:07:22,641 I can, but you can't. 208 00:07:22,676 --> 00:07:25,146 I gotta call somebody! It's an emergency! 209 00:07:25,178 --> 00:07:26,648 Let go of that! Is there a problem here, fellas? 210 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:28,280 No! No, sir. You bet there is! 211 00:07:28,315 --> 00:07:32,115 He won't let me drink alcohol from his fake telephone. 212 00:07:32,152 --> 00:07:33,952 Uh, this here's just a cellular smartphone. 213 00:07:33,987 --> 00:07:35,787 Hey! I'm on hold now! [ Sniffs ] 214 00:07:35,823 --> 00:07:36,823 No! You drainin' the battery! 215 00:07:36,857 --> 00:07:38,357 No! I just charged that! 216 00:07:38,391 --> 00:07:39,991 Let me drink that battery juice! 217 00:07:40,027 --> 00:07:41,257 Sheriff -- Oh, come on, now. 218 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:43,004 Let's not get kicked out of here. Come on. 219 00:07:43,030 --> 00:07:44,100 [ Gurgles ] 220 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:45,831 Stop being such a pussy! 221 00:07:45,866 --> 00:07:47,536 Florida sucks! 222 00:07:47,568 --> 00:07:48,938 Woof, woof, woof! 223 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:51,369 [ Marching band plays ] 224 00:07:51,404 --> 00:07:54,044 Damn, Sheriff, you committed felony assault 225 00:07:54,074 --> 00:07:55,644 for the cheap-ass seats? 226 00:07:55,676 --> 00:07:59,476 Well, the seats might be shitty, but the view is all titty. 227 00:07:59,513 --> 00:08:00,613 Motorboat! 228 00:08:00,648 --> 00:08:01,848 Bb-bb-bb-bb-bb-bb-bb-bb! 229 00:08:01,882 --> 00:08:03,352 You best take care of your bro here. 230 00:08:03,383 --> 00:08:04,853 He about to get swatted down. 231 00:08:04,885 --> 00:08:06,145 [ Vomits ] 232 00:08:06,186 --> 00:08:09,356 I'm sorry. My botormoat runs on vomit. 233 00:08:09,389 --> 00:08:11,789 Could it -- Would it be cool if I kissed you? 234 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:13,685 I-I saw that in pornography. 235 00:08:13,727 --> 00:08:16,197 Your bro better step off. I want to catch a vape. 236 00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:18,369 Sheriff, do not upstage me here! 237 00:08:18,398 --> 00:08:20,628 This is my time to shine, not yours! 238 00:08:20,668 --> 00:08:22,868 He's passed out, Daddy. See? [ Snoring ] 239 00:08:22,903 --> 00:08:24,473 Finally! Hell, let's get some beer 240 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:26,314 and turn the volume up on this shit. 241 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:28,379 They don't sell no beer here, Daddy. What the -- 242 00:08:28,408 --> 00:08:30,678 What kinda college ain't got no binge-drinkin'?! 243 00:08:30,711 --> 00:08:33,811 Florida is all schoolmarms, teetotalers, and pantywaists! 244 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:36,217 Hell, I knowed there was a reason I didn't come down here 245 00:08:36,249 --> 00:08:37,479 to pursue my graduate degree! 246 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:39,147 Come on! Let's get the hell outta here! 247 00:08:39,186 --> 00:08:40,886 Uh-oh. Where's Sheriff? 248 00:08:40,921 --> 00:08:42,891 Aw, hell. Sheriff! 249 00:08:42,923 --> 00:08:44,063 Gimme a "T"! 250 00:08:44,091 --> 00:08:45,061 Gimme an "I"! 251 00:08:45,092 --> 00:08:46,732 Gimme a T-T-Y! 252 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:49,230 What the hell is he spellin'? What's that spell? 253 00:08:49,262 --> 00:08:51,432 What does that spell? That spells "titty," Daddy! 254 00:08:51,464 --> 00:08:53,404 He's gonna get us in trouble! Get down from there, Sheriff! 255 00:08:53,433 --> 00:08:55,343 Get down, you dumbass son of a bitch! 256 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:56,598 This ain't no spellin' bee! 257 00:08:56,637 --> 00:08:59,407 You need to tell that to the sheriff! 258 00:08:59,439 --> 00:09:01,839 'Cause this guy who's balancing on the handrail's 259 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:02,905 got his shirt -- 260 00:09:02,943 --> 00:09:04,083 Aaaaaah! Sheriff! 261 00:09:04,111 --> 00:09:08,781 [ Grunting ] 262 00:09:08,816 --> 00:09:09,846 Man: My chew! 263 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:10,953 [ Grunting ] 264 00:09:10,984 --> 00:09:13,794 [ Fabric rips ] Heeeeeeeey! 265 00:09:13,821 --> 00:09:16,591 I'm flyyyyyyying! 266 00:09:16,624 --> 00:09:18,564 [ Grunting ] 267 00:09:22,963 --> 00:09:24,803 [ Vomits ] 268 00:09:24,832 --> 00:09:26,772 Go, Bulldogs! 269 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:28,800 Eat my knuckles, stupid! 270 00:09:28,836 --> 00:09:29,796 Whoa! 271 00:09:29,837 --> 00:09:31,297 Rusty! Early! 272 00:09:31,338 --> 00:09:32,608 Sheriff! Shut your damn mouth, boy. 273 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:34,740 We don't know him. He ain't with us. 274 00:09:34,775 --> 00:09:39,205 ♪♪ 275 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:41,046 I never thought it would end like this. 276 00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:42,451 Daddy, don't you worry. 277 00:09:42,482 --> 00:09:44,552 You've been to jail a million times yourself. 278 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:46,294 The sheriff's gonna be fine in there. 279 00:09:46,319 --> 00:09:48,759 It ain't him I'm worried about. It's me. 280 00:09:48,789 --> 00:09:51,319 Hell, I used to be the wildest banana in the bunch. 281 00:09:51,358 --> 00:09:53,388 But did you see what the sheriff done today? 282 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:55,296 That should have been me out there 283 00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:57,628 with a face full of boobs and a fist full of face, 284 00:09:57,665 --> 00:10:00,295 a chest full of vomit and pants full of shit. 285 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:02,743 I been drinkin' my whole life for this moment, 286 00:10:02,770 --> 00:10:05,070 only to watch somebody make a bigger asshole of themselves 287 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:06,665 than I can! 288 00:10:06,707 --> 00:10:09,807 Would it make you feel better if you butt-chug some vodka? 289 00:10:09,843 --> 00:10:11,483 What have I got to celebrate? 290 00:10:11,511 --> 00:10:14,311 Let's just finish all this beer and drive home. 291 00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:16,417 Um, shouldn't we drop by the jail 292 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,819 and maybe bail out the sheriff? 293 00:10:18,852 --> 00:10:20,322 Ah, God damn it. 294 00:10:20,353 --> 00:10:23,663 There's only one toilet in here and no seat. 295 00:10:23,691 --> 00:10:25,791 How am I supposed to sit down and pee? 296 00:10:25,826 --> 00:10:29,326 Just take out my tally-whacker in front of God and everybody? 297 00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:30,832 [ Bell chimes ] Early! 298 00:10:30,864 --> 00:10:32,134 You came back for me! 299 00:10:32,165 --> 00:10:33,625 No, we just come back for your keys. 300 00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:34,767 Early! Wait! 301 00:10:34,802 --> 00:10:36,172 RV don't run worth a damn without them keys. 302 00:10:36,203 --> 00:10:37,603 Guys, where you going? 303 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,337 Daddy, wait. It ain't right to leave him here. 304 00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:42,282 Yeah. But I'm still gonna do it 'cause I'm jealous and petty. 305 00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:43,279 [ Bell chimes ] 306 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:45,480 [ Drumline plays ] 307 00:11:08,736 --> 00:11:10,696 Made in Georgia. 308 00:11:10,738 --> 00:11:12,168 Go, Dawgs.