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[ Static ]

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[ Country music plays ]

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♪ My dreams
are all dead and buried ♪

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♪ Sometimes I wish the sun
would just explode ♪

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♪ When God comes
and calls me to his kingdom ♪

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♪ I'll take all
you sons of bitches when I go ♪

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[ Yodeling ]

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-My turn.
-Hell no.

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Man, let me drive
that thing! Come on!

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Do not touch the trim!

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[ Siren wails ]

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I didn't flash
that womarn.

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She looked at my junk.

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I ain't wore pants
since the 1980s.

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We're not here
about the --

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Wait, what woman?
I didn't get her name.

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Hell, you think
I take a roll call

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when I'm flashin' somebody?

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You frequent Boyd's Dollar,
don't ya?

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Yeah, but only to rob it
and break shit.

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Don't you try to pin
nothing on me, now.

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You mind tellin' me
where you was last night?

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You don't have
to answer that, Early.

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Yes, he does.
He's a suspect.

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Uh, he was with me.

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We were --
We were together last night,

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fishin' a-at the lake

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for large mouth bass

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in a masculine,

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manly kind of way --
the way men do.

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We was?
Yes, Early.

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We was.

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Remember?

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♪♪

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The hat, too, please.

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Oh, yeah, yeah.
That's right. We was.

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Fishin'.
Yeah. Fishin'.

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Me and him was fishin'.

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Fishin', yep.
Fishin'. Together.

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Like mans do.
Ha-ha. Fishin'.

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Well, somebody put more holes
in Boyd than a mini-golf course.

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This look familiar
to you?

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♪♪

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Oh, Boyd!

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I'll never get to pistol-whip
his weak ass

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and take from him
what was his ever again!

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[ Sobs ]

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Now look what ya done,
Denny.

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I told ya he was with me.
He didn't do it.

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I'm one of the good guys!

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Boyd's wife said that the
perp was 2 feet tall,

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green skin,
and up to a dozen legs.

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Who's that sound like
to you?

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You're racialistically
profilactin' me here!

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Prejucatin' me.

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That's bullmess!

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But I will tell you
that my boy

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fits that same
exact description.

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I love him.
Now, don't get me wrong.

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But I don't have a clue
as to where he was last night.

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[ Siren wails ]
What the hell?

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What did I do?

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Oh, Lord!
My only son!

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That looks a lot like
Rusty, don't it?

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Take your hands off him!

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He ain't done nothin'!

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But, Early,
you told us th--

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Ah, ah, ah -- quiet now!

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That was
an anonymous tip, now!

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Sheriff: All right, Rusty.

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Now, I'm pretty easy-going,
but my partner...

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well, he's an animal
when it comes to law-breakers.

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I can't control him
when he goes off,

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so watch your step.

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Can I get you
a sandwich?

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Yessir.
Uh, tuna salad, please.

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Tuna salad.

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Listen to me.

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I'm sorry
about my partner, man.

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He's an animal when
it comes to law-breakers.

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I can't control him.

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Can I get you a sandwich
or somethin'?

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I've got one comin',
but sure.

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I'll take another.
How about a tuna salad?

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Tuna salad --
I got your back.

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Come on, now.

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That's the last
tuna salad panini.

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How am I gonna
good cop him now?

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You're good cop?

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I'm good cop.
No!

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Damn it, who's playin'
bad cop, then?

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I don't like
playin' bad cop.

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It makes me sad.

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Aw, hell.
We good copped him too much.

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Now we gotta bad cop him double
so we can catch up.

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Here's your sandwich,
jerk.

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I took the cheese
off of it

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because I heard
you like cheese.

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Denny: Here's
your other sandwich.

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Chicken salad.
Not at all what you ordered,

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'cause I'm a bad cop, too.

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Denny, take one of them
sandwiches away from him.

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Gimme that tuna, boy.

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Hey,
not the one I gave him.

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He keeps that one
because I'm the good cop.

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Take yours --
the bad cop sandwich.

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They both bad cop sandwiches,
we both bad cops.

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Don't say that!
Shu-Shut up.

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We're trickin' him, now.

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Uh, look there, Rusty.

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Just sign right here,
and maybe, just maybe,

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I'll give you
your cheese back.

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A'ight.

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Was that so hard?

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Now you're free to go.

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Thank you.

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Aah!
I lied!

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We're both bad cops!

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Ha ha!
We tricked your ass.

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Denny,
take the other sandwich.

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You under arrest
for the murder of Boyd.

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Wait, what?
You confessed, jack.

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But I didn't do it!
Here's your cheese.

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I'm back to being
a good cop, okay?

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Psych!
Bad cop!

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♪♪

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Early: Breaks my heart
that you in here.

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But don't you worry,
son.

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You ain't gonna spend
one night in jail,

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except for the two months
you've already spent in jail.

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We are hiring you the most
affordable legal team

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known to man.

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Me and Granny.

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I've gotten
hundreds of men off.

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The court's supposed to
appoint an attorney

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if you can't afford one.

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Ah, but we can afford one

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if we collect attorney fees
on this.

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That's called
double-final-celebrity jeopardy

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is what they call that.

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And that's on every day at 6:00
after your local news.

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We'll defend you, son.

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We been fightin' for you
since the day you was born,

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and I'll keep fightin' for you
until we win the war.

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And I'll fight
after the war, too.

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'Cause I love to fight,
and I don't need a reason,

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but it makes me look dumb
if I don't have one.

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I motion for recess.

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I'll allow it.
I obstruct.

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Overstained.
See? We're lawyers!

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-Guilty.
-What?!

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Judge: I sentence you to death

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by the electric chair.
Hold on a second!

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Whoa, hold up!
Oh, my God!

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Permission to
reproach the bench.

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Permission denied.

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When I hit this hammer,

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it means the trial is over.

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Oh, I thought you was
just buildin' a desk.

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Oh, well.

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You win some,
you lose some.

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There's always next time!

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But there
ain't no next time.

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They gon' fry me in
the electric chair, Granny!

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Rusty,
I'm not really a doctor.

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I just wanted
to feel important.

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I may have severed my hand
with this briefcase.

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This ain't that bad
a deal, really.

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I mean, who would want to spend
their whole life in prison?

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But I didn't do it,
Daddy.

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Well, that fella up there with
the hammer says you did do it.

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So, I mean,
who's to say you didn't?

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You're the one to say.

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You're my damn lawyer.

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We need to appeal this.

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Uh, I don't think I can go
through this again, Rusty.

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These types of trials
are so hard on a family.

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That jury deliberated
for over 20 minutes.

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Do you realize how boring
that was for me,

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without my phone, to be left
alone with my own thoughts?

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What's that old sayin'?

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"Fool me once,
shame on me..."

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And that is
the whole sayin'.

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♪♪

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We got a new bitch
in here, fellas.

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-Look.
-Chiquita!

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[ Laughs ]

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Come sit by me,
you little bitch.

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♪♪

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[ Protesters shouting ]

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Steve: Rusty Cuyler
is disadvantaged,

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mired in poverty,

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and they set him up!
[ Cheering ]

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This young man has no money,
no public defender.

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[ Crowd boos ]
He had no priors!

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They coerced a confession.

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But we're all gettin'
together today

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so we can set
Rusty free!

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[ Cheering ]

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Now I'm gonna pass this mic

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to Rusty's daddy
to say a few words.

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How we feelin' tonight?

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Whoo!

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When I yell,
"What you wanna do?"

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Y'all yell,
"Get [bleep] up!"

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And when I say,
"When do you wanna do it?"

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Y'all say,
"Right sombitchin' now!"

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Let's do this!
Whooo!

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What do you wanna do? Uh,
but -- but let's not forget

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that a young man's
life is at stake.

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That's the real reason
wh-why we're here.

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No, no, no.
Pearl Jam's right, y'all.

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I'm not Pearl Jam.

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As y'all know, my son
is on death row,

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and I'm very emotional
at this emotional time.

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What, with
my emotionality afoot.

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So, when I point to you and say,
"What do y'all wanna do?"

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just quietly, in a respectful
manner, just say,

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"Get [bleep] up."

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Please respect
our privacy, okay?

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That was --
That was very moving.

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Except for you.

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You can violate my privates

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any time you want to,
big boobies!

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Whoo! Thank you, Mr. Cuyler.

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We've written a song
about this young man's plight.

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It's called
"Dove in the Iron Cage."

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[ Cheering ] But he's
a squid, ain't he?

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The dove is a metaphor
for innocence.

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He's guilty.
I done proved it in court.

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J-Just let us do the song.

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♪ Eight green legs

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♪♪

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♪ Shackled and chained

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♪♪

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♪ Life rearranged

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♪♪

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♪ Caged in pain

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♪♪

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♪ And it's
a dirty rotten shame ♪

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♪♪

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♪ Ain't done anything

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♪♪

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♪ Hey,
ain't supposed to be here ♪

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♪♪

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♪ Hey,
ain't supposed to be here ♪

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♪♪

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♪ Hey,
ain't supposed to be here ♪

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♪♪

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♪ Rustlin' like a dove
in an iron cage ♪

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪

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White power, Rusty.

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Hey, Ricky.
White power, my man!

256
00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:42,251
What's crackin',
Carrot Head?

257
00:09:42,282 --> 00:09:44,822
Leroy, death to whitey,
am I righty?

258
00:09:44,852 --> 00:09:46,052
All nighty.
[ Laughs ]

259
00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:48,216
Hola, Rusty.
Hola, Jesus.

260
00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:49,785
Hey,
I got a message for you.

261
00:09:49,823 --> 00:09:51,563
Keep your mouth shut, you dry snitch!
Ooh! Ow!

262
00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,091
Oh, Rusty!
Sorry, Jesus.

263
00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:55,056
If I didn't stick you,
they'd think I was weak.

264
00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:56,555
You're fine.
It's collapsible.

265
00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,726
Made it in shop
out of a radio antenna.

266
00:09:58,766 --> 00:10:01,396
Ow-ow! Ooh, ooh.
Aah! Ugh.

267
00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:05,244
♪♪

268
00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:09,882
♪ Rustlin' like a dove
in an iron cage ♪

269
00:10:12,846 --> 00:10:14,346
[ Bell rings ]

270
00:10:14,381 --> 00:10:15,751
[ Indistinct conversations ]

271
00:10:15,783 --> 00:10:16,953
Man,
I am gettin' swole.

272
00:10:16,984 --> 00:10:18,454
Check this out, woman.
Ba-bam!

273
00:10:18,485 --> 00:10:21,755
Yeah, you're gonna be lookin'
real buff in a pine box.

274
00:10:21,789 --> 00:10:23,989
Aw, chill, baby.
My lawyers got this on lock.

275
00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:26,294
We about to plead fro-yo
on this bitch.

276
00:10:26,326 --> 00:10:27,796
It's nolo, Rusty.

277
00:10:27,828 --> 00:10:29,128
And the trial is over.

278
00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:31,202
They've set
your execution date.

279
00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:34,371
They did what, now? Stop
staring at your muscles.

280
00:10:34,401 --> 00:10:35,771
This is your life.

281
00:10:35,803 --> 00:10:38,013
Well, don't worry.
Ain't no prison can hold me.

282
00:10:38,038 --> 00:10:41,038
I'm bustin' out of here.
The Cuyler way.

283
00:10:41,074 --> 00:10:44,344
No, for once, you need to not
do things the Cuyler way.

284
00:10:44,377 --> 00:10:47,177
The Innocence Project
sent you a real attorney.

285
00:10:47,214 --> 00:10:50,654
So your daddy needs to shut
the hell up and get on board.

286
00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:52,224
Lawyer: We have
a very tight window here

287
00:10:52,252 --> 00:10:53,152
to stay the execution,

288
00:10:53,186 --> 00:10:54,486
but I've read
the court documents,

289
00:10:54,521 --> 00:10:56,891
and this has been a gross
miscarriage of justice.

290
00:10:56,924 --> 00:10:59,064
That's right. If Rusty
woulda been a miscarriage,

291
00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:00,462
this woulda
never happened.

292
00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:02,333
I told his momma
I'd pay for the miscarriage,

293
00:11:02,362 --> 00:11:05,132
but she went and got
all religious and everything.

294
00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:06,795
Right. Well, I think
it's important

295
00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:08,174
to show the jury
that Rusty

296
00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:10,801
is poor, uneducated,
disadvantaged --

297
00:11:10,838 --> 00:11:12,308
Poor and disadvantaged?

298
00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:15,009
[ Chuckles ] Ain't a jury
in hell gonna buy that.

299
00:11:15,042 --> 00:11:17,212
Look at this gray market
iWatch I'm wearing.

300
00:11:17,244 --> 00:11:19,854
Does this look like
the timepiece of a damn idiot?

301
00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:22,250
That's a lollipop
stuck to your wrist, sir.

302
00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:24,952
See the white stick
and the candy?

303
00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:29,487
Well, no wonder it don't
never get my step count right.

304
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:32,762
Sounds like you just come
down here from the big city

305
00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:34,063
to tear us down.

306
00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:35,334
My son already
got himself

307
00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:37,102
a fully
quanfintized attorney.

308
00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:38,730
Me.
Yeah, me, too.

309
00:11:38,766 --> 00:11:40,366
I was co-counsel on this.

310
00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,340
No offense, but you
represented your son

311
00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:44,239
on first-degree
murder charges

312
00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:46,211
and you have
a second-grade reading level.

313
00:11:46,239 --> 00:11:49,239
I hope your governor will take
these factors into consideration

314
00:11:49,276 --> 00:11:51,206
because we are
running out of time.

315
00:11:51,244 --> 00:11:53,014
Oh,
and wear the lollipop.

316
00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:55,376
It'll help us defame
your character.

317
00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:56,545
Talk, talk, talk.

318
00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:57,723
And no damn action!

319
00:11:57,751 --> 00:11:58,921
Yes, I agree.

320
00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:00,392
Let's talk some more.

321
00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:02,420
Action takes up
so much energy.

322
00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:04,515
Them big-city paper-pushers
think they can get

323
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,387
Rusty out of jail
with their big letters,

324
00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:07,856
and their numbers,
and their evidence,

325
00:12:07,895 --> 00:12:09,055
and their expert witnesses,

326
00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:10,526
and their knowledge
of the law,

327
00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,903
and their common sense,
and their reasoning ability.

328
00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:14,303
No, no, no, no.

329
00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:17,574
We gonna get Rusty out of jail
the Cuyler way.

330
00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:22,142
What exactly
is the Cuyler way?

331
00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:25,105
The Cuyler way is I got
a truck bed full of gasoline,

332
00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:27,405
and I'm gonna crash into
the outer wall of the prison.

333
00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:28,917
Then, I'm gonna slit
that guard's throat

334
00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:30,379
with this here buck knife.

335
00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,147
And I'm gonna split
the other guard's trachea

336
00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:34,785
with my Chinese ninja
throwin' stars.

337
00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:37,422
I don't think we should
do the Cuyler way.

338
00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:39,257
We should probably
look at people

339
00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:41,262
more successful
than the Cuylers

340
00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:43,164
and try doin' it
their way.

341
00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:45,766
I only know the Cuyler way,
damn it.

342
00:12:45,799 --> 00:12:48,369
Go! Wait, we're doin' this?

343
00:12:51,638 --> 00:12:53,468
I fell
on my damn knife!

344
00:12:53,506 --> 00:12:54,836
Where my throwin' stars?

345
00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:56,005
I can't see nothin'!
[ Groans ]

346
00:12:56,043 --> 00:12:57,343
By the way,
where is the prison?

347
00:12:57,377 --> 00:12:58,277
Are we inside?

348
00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:00,611
Oh, that ain't
the prison.

349
00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:02,617
That's the Waffle Barn.

350
00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:04,119
[ Explosion ]

351
00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:07,351
Oh, no!
I love me some waffles!

352
00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:08,757
Oh, no.

353
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:09,918
What?
Aah!

354
00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:11,617
[ Clock chimes ]

355
00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:14,828
Are you sure you don't want
to pray to Jesus with me, Rusty?

356
00:13:14,862 --> 00:13:16,132
Why?

357
00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:17,363
My whole life,
Jesus' been crappin' on me.

358
00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:20,097
He made me poor, stupid,
gave me zits.

359
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,043
Hell, I got back zits
on the back of my head

360
00:13:22,069 --> 00:13:23,639
'cause he didn't even
give me no back.

361
00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:26,640
My life's been a shit show.
Why would I want an encore?

362
00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:29,613
Aw, hold on, now.
Rusty, it ain't all that bad.

363
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:33,182
You're about to get a pretty
slammin' last meal,

364
00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:35,383
courtesy of
the state of Georgia.

365
00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:36,975
Naw, I ain't hungry.

366
00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:38,187
Are you sure?

367
00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:39,988
Now, you get
whatever you want, Rusty.

368
00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:41,990
It's your last meal.
A'ight.

369
00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:44,662
I-I want a cheeseburger
and a pizza.

370
00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:46,461
And a root beer float,
I guess.

371
00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:47,463
Okay.

372
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:48,964
That gonna cover it?

373
00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:50,956
Um, I also want
a candy bar,

374
00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:52,828
deep fried like
they do at the fair.

375
00:13:52,866 --> 00:13:54,066
'Cause I ain't never
been to a fair.

376
00:13:54,101 --> 00:13:55,301
And I want eight churros

377
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,035
so I can put a churro
on each finger

378
00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:58,670
and pretend like
I'm Churro Man.

379
00:13:58,705 --> 00:14:00,205
No problem,
Churro Man.

380
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,980
We may have to push the
execution back a few hours,

381
00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:04,510
go out out, and round
all this stuff up,

382
00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:07,314
but I'm sure that'd be
all right with you, won't it?

383
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:08,417
Oh, okay.

384
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:11,348
Well, in that case, uh,
let me get 20 hot wings.

385
00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:13,394
Okay.
Dodo-bird hot wings.

386
00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:15,590
Wait,
aren't dodo birds extinct?

387
00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:17,992
Well, then you best "Jurassic
Park" them sons-of-bitches,

388
00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:19,085
'cause that's what I want.

389
00:14:19,126 --> 00:14:20,526
And I also got a hankering

390
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,360
for an eight-piece
California roll.

391
00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:24,995
California's
3,000 miles from here.

392
00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:27,232
And I want 1,300 BLTs.

393
00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:29,337
Also, I don't like mayo.
So hold the mayo.

394
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:31,099
But they come with mayo,
Rusty.

395
00:14:31,138 --> 00:14:33,238
We'd have to scrape
it all off by hand.

396
00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:34,873
Could I throw
in some onion rings?

397
00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:36,538
Yeah, one extra-large
onion rings

398
00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:38,706
for the preacher man.
God bless you, bro.

399
00:14:38,745 --> 00:14:39,875
Ah, all right.

400
00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:41,183
I gotta make some calls.

401
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:42,624
Yeah, that's right you will.
Get on it!

402
00:14:42,649 --> 00:14:45,049
Or I'll do you
just like I done Boyd.

403
00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:46,215
So, you did kill Boyd?

404
00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:47,693
You know what?
H-H-Hold up.

405
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:48,790
Cancel them onion rings.

406
00:14:48,821 --> 00:14:51,191
Come on, bro.
I prayed for you.

407
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:53,264
You best pray for some
onion rings now, God man.

408
00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:55,263
'Cause you ain't gonna
get 'em in here.

409
00:14:57,064 --> 00:14:59,534
It just seems to me
the Cuyler way don't

410
00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:00,926
normally work out right.

411
00:15:00,968 --> 00:15:02,768
The Cuyler way
is the only way.

412
00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:05,242
Put your mask on
and keep your mouth shut.

413
00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:08,242
I'm runnin' this show.

414
00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:09,535
Denny: Can I help you?

415
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,906
Uh, yeah, uh,
I'm President Jimmy Carter

416
00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:14,245
as you can see
from my face,

417
00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:15,451
and, uh,
I'm officially pardoning

418
00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:17,652
Rusty Cuyler,
so you best let him go.

419
00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:19,554
I hate to say this,
but I don't see you

420
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,956
on the visitors list,
Mr. President.

421
00:15:21,989 --> 00:15:24,259
Is President Wolfman
on the list?

422
00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:25,991
Ah-rooo!
I done a-told you.

423
00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:27,626
You
Vice President Wolfman.

424
00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:28,430
Hey, Denny.

425
00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:29,931
Hey, Granny.
God damn it.

426
00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:31,933
Happy Halloween!
Put your mask back on.

427
00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:34,065
You'll compromise
the whole operation.

428
00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:38,171
♪ Amazing Grace

429
00:15:38,205 --> 00:15:42,175
♪ How sweet the sound

430
00:15:42,209 --> 00:15:44,279
This is Doug Richards
reporting live outside

431
00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:47,281
Dougal County Maximum
Security Correctional Facility,

432
00:15:47,314 --> 00:15:49,484
where convicted murderer
Russell Cuyler

433
00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:52,086
awaits execution
by lethal injection

434
00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:53,349
in less than an hour.

435
00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:55,316
Sheriff: H-How you gonna eat
all these BLTs

436
00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:57,455
before 8:00, Rusty?
[ Chuckles ]

437
00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:59,860
I guess your eyes
were bigger than your stomach,

438
00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:02,762
wasn't they?
Did you hear my joke?

439
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:06,465
I can't see ya, so I-I don't
know if you're smiling or not.

440
00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:08,469
Uh, hey, you think
maybe I could, uh,

441
00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:09,671
have half
of one of these?

442
00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:11,872
Rusty: Hell, no!
I want all 1,300.

443
00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:12,874
All right, I'm sorry!

444
00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:14,205
I-I'll put it back.

445
00:16:14,241 --> 00:16:15,611
That's right,
you will.

446
00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:17,512
I'm about to fill my mouth
with some food, now,

447
00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:19,184
and I don't like to talk
with my mouth full.

448
00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:20,482
So I'm gonna be chewin',

449
00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:21,983
and I ain't gonna talk
for a long time.

450
00:16:22,015 --> 00:16:24,875
Well, Rusty, don't eat too
fast and choke and die,

451
00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:28,617
'cause that's gonna mess up us
havin' to kill ya, you know?

452
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:29,815
[ Laughs ]

453
00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:33,356
Did you hear that joke?
I still can't see ya.

454
00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:36,163
[ Clears throat ] You know,
I bet he's smiling in there.

455
00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:37,956
Did you hear my joke,
Thomas?

456
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,497
[ Laughs ]

457
00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:41,002
♪♪

458
00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:42,804
[ Grunting ]

459
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:47,565
♪♪

460
00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:49,807
Man: Mmm. Yeah.

461
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:57,052
♪♪

462
00:16:57,084 --> 00:16:58,424
[ Toilet flushes ]

463
00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:03,721
♪♪

464
00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:06,526
[ Pinging ]

465
00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:09,699
♪♪

466
00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:10,859
[ Retches ]

467
00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:15,197
♪♪

468
00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:17,535
[ Clicking, air blowing ]

469
00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:20,440
♪♪

470
00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:22,013
Aaaaahhh!

471
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,181
Ow.

472
00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:24,540
[ Dryer buzzes ]

473
00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:26,277
♪♪

474
00:17:26,313 --> 00:17:27,713
Muchas gracias, Jesus.

475
00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:29,577
Good thing I didn't
shank you, right?

476
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:35,624
No, it doesn't. Life is random
and we all die alone.

477
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:37,455
But I love you anyway,
brother.

478
00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:42,560
♪♪

479
00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:44,395
Good luck
with the racial purity, Ricky.

480
00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:46,431
You'll get there.
White power, Rusty.

481
00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:48,096
Leroy,
death to whitey, right?

482
00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:49,265
Damn straight.

483
00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:50,402
You ready to do this,
Ricky?

484
00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:51,867
Ready as I'll ever be.

485
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:53,244
[ Grunting ]

486
00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:54,743
-Fight!
-There's a fight!

487
00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:57,144
[ Alarm blaring ]

488
00:17:57,177 --> 00:17:59,307
♪♪

489
00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:06,420
[ Screaming ]

490
00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:11,757
Waaa!

491
00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:18,631
♪♪

492
00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:25,265
♪♪

493
00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:32,145
♪♪

494
00:18:32,179 --> 00:18:36,579
♪ Was blind but now...

495
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,816
[ Gasping ] I'm free,
mother-[bleep]

496
00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:40,021
Daddy!
Rusty!

497
00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:41,352
Ugh.
What are you doin'?

498
00:18:41,388 --> 00:18:43,688
Oh, I just busted my green
ass out of prison --

499
00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:45,633
the Cuyler way.
Ba-bam!

500
00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:47,658
We've just gotten word
from the governor's office

501
00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:51,034
that Russell Cuyler is
receiving a stay of execution

502
00:18:51,063 --> 00:18:53,333
until his case can be reviewed
by the State Supreme Court.

503
00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:54,366
[ Cheering ]
Yes!

504
00:18:54,401 --> 00:18:55,641
Rusty, did you hear that?

505
00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:57,768
The governor's gonna
review your case!

506
00:18:57,804 --> 00:19:00,844
You mean I gotta go back in
there and wait for due process?

507
00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:03,643
Dagummit.

508
00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:05,136
Oh, God.

509
00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:08,348
Rusty's been torn
to bits by rats.

510
00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:10,151
He deserves better.

511
00:19:10,183 --> 00:19:11,483
Oh, no, Sheriff.
It's okay.

512
00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:12,548
I'm here.
I'm alive.

513
00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:14,785
Oh!
Oh, thank God.

514
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:17,961
I thought that lettuce
was you, Rusty.

515
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,290
Did you hear
the good news?

516
00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:21,326
You're probably gonna get
out of here soon.

517
00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:24,401
Turns out, I didn't have
any evidence on you at all.

518
00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:26,171
It's all right, Sheriff.
I get it.

519
00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:27,499
White privilege.

520
00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:28,844
You saw an opportunity
to sell a minority

521
00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:30,498
up the river
and you pounced on it.

522
00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:32,407
I sure did.
But, look,

523
00:19:32,439 --> 00:19:35,069
I didn't ask to be born white,
so in some ways,

524
00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:37,177
I-I guess
we're both victims.

525
00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:38,480
Are we cool here, now?

526
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,411
Sure, Sheriff.
Blow it up, Rusty.

527
00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:41,477
Stick this! Shove it! No!

528
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,424
Die, pig!
Oh, mommy!

529
00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:44,580
Ohh!
It's all right, Sheriff.

530
00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:46,417
You alive.
Collapsible.

531
00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:48,363
I made it in shop
out of a radio antenna.

532
00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:50,318
Oh, thank God.

533
00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:52,987
Whew!
I nearly wet myself.

534
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,355
Well, that's a strange
definition of "nearly."

535
00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:58,825
♪♪

536
00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:00,265
♪ The food was pretty good

537
00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:02,370
♪ And I got my GED

538
00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:04,042
♪ I asked for 1,300 BLTs

539
00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:06,410
♪ And they gave it to me!

540
00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:09,509
♪ Mayo-free, man!

541
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:10,882
♪ Even though I got framed

542
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:12,550
♪ I ain't afraid

543
00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:16,449
♪ The Po-po tried to put me
back in the cage ♪

544
00:20:16,483 --> 00:20:19,923
♪ I'm ready, bitches

545
00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:22,762
♪ God willing,
with help from above! ♪

546
00:20:22,789 --> 00:20:26,729
♪ This ain't the last jail time
for this dirty dove! ♪

547
00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:29,799
♪♪

548
00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:32,029
Oh, that was a good song,
honey.

549
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:34,574
Yeah. I know. I texted
them lyrics to Steve Earle,

550
00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:36,771
and he just texted back "K."

551
00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:39,313
So, then I asked him when he
was playing Dougal county again

552
00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:41,209
and maybe I could
sing it at the show,

553
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,540
and he ain't got back to me.

554
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,535
Rusty, none of them
fancy-pants lawyers

555
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:47,447
that got you off
or them high-stepping bands

556
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:50,080
that raised all that money
for your legal defense

557
00:20:50,116 --> 00:20:51,646
are gonna be
your real friends.

558
00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:53,894
The only real, true friends
you're gonna have

559
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,960
are right here
in Dougal cou--

560
00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:57,088
[Bleep] you, law dog!

561
00:20:57,123 --> 00:20:59,463
You tried to have me killed
by lethal injection!

562
00:20:59,492 --> 00:21:00,892
He 'bout mad as hell.

563
00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:02,087
He gon' kill again.

564
00:21:02,128 --> 00:21:03,628
Easy now, killer!
Whoo-hoo!

565
00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:06,333
Did they ever find out
who iced Boyd?

566
00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:09,336
Funny story --
turns out Boyd had leukemia,

567
00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:11,669
he didn't
have health insurance either,

568
00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:14,014
so his wife shot him.
[ Laughs ]

569
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:17,240
A-And I guess his wife
blamed it on you

570
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:19,906
so she could collect
life insurance.

571
00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:22,446
She thought no one would
call it into question

572
00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:24,582
because you're poor
and uneducated,

573
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,317
and, frankly [Chuckles]

574
00:21:26,353 --> 00:21:29,463
we're incompetent.
[ Laughs ]

575
00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:31,419
That story ain't funny.

576
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:33,788
No, it is not.

577
00:21:33,826 --> 00:21:37,356
♪ Hey,
ain't supposed to be here ♪

578
00:21:37,397 --> 00:21:39,797
♪♪

579
00:21:39,832 --> 00:21:43,442
♪ Hey,
ain't supposed to be here ♪

580
00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:45,810
♪♪

581
00:21:45,838 --> 00:21:49,808
♪ Hey,
ain't supposed to be here ♪

582
00:21:49,842 --> 00:21:51,682
♪♪

583
00:21:51,711 --> 00:21:55,151
♪ Rustlin' like a dove
in an iron cage ♪

584
00:21:55,181 --> 00:21:57,451
♪♪

585
00:21:57,484 --> 00:22:01,424
Early: ♪ Made in Georgia