1 00:00:01,936 --> 00:00:04,296 [ Static ] 2 00:00:04,305 --> 00:00:12,135 [ballad] ♪ My dreams are all dead and buried ♪ 3 00:00:12,146 --> 00:00:19,446 ♪ Sometimes I wish the sun would just explode ♪ 4 00:00:19,453 --> 00:00:26,333 ♪ When God comes and calls me to his kingdom ♪ 5 00:00:26,327 --> 00:00:28,027 ♪ I'll take all you ♪ 6 00:00:28,029 --> 00:00:29,329 ♪ sons of bitches ♪ -My turn. 7 00:00:29,330 --> 00:00:30,630 -Hell no. -♪ when I go ♪ 8 00:00:30,631 --> 00:00:31,831 Hey, man, let me drive that thing. Come on! 9 00:00:31,832 --> 00:00:35,132 Do not touch the trim! 10 00:00:35,136 --> 00:00:37,136 [Soft music plays] Excuse me. 11 00:00:37,138 --> 00:00:39,138 I was looking through your organic section 12 00:00:39,140 --> 00:00:41,310 and I noticed you really don't have one. 13 00:00:41,308 --> 00:00:43,878 Y'all don't sell freerange eggs, do ya? 14 00:00:43,878 --> 00:00:46,008 Well, I got nine pickled eggs in here. 15 00:00:46,013 --> 00:00:47,683 I was supposed to throw 'em out last month, 16 00:00:47,681 --> 00:00:50,521 so they're priced to bounce. [Tires screech] 17 00:00:50,518 --> 00:00:52,018 On your goddamn knees, right now! Let's go! 18 00:00:52,019 --> 00:00:53,589 Gimme me all the pickled eggs in that jar, 19 00:00:53,587 --> 00:00:54,847 or I'm gonna pop your head like a sumbitchin' balloon! 20 00:00:54,855 --> 00:00:57,155 -[Sobbing] -Vicki? 21 00:00:57,158 --> 00:00:58,858 [chuckle] Girl, is that you? 22 00:00:58,859 --> 00:01:00,329 Oh, my God! Please, don't hurt me! 23 00:01:00,327 --> 00:01:01,687 Hell, it's me, Early Cuyler! 24 00:01:01,695 --> 00:01:03,755 Come on, don't you remember, second grade? 25 00:01:03,764 --> 00:01:05,934 I sat behind you that one day, and then, I quit. 26 00:01:05,933 --> 00:01:08,203 Yes. The -- the talking squid. 27 00:01:08,202 --> 00:01:10,042 Bring it in for a hug, now, baby. Come on! 28 00:01:10,037 --> 00:01:11,697 Mm-mmm! Yeah. 29 00:01:11,705 --> 00:01:13,665 Last time I heard about you, you was runnin' off 30 00:01:13,674 --> 00:01:16,214 to that lesbian college, to learn how to be a lesbian. 31 00:01:16,210 --> 00:01:17,510 It's pediatrician, actually. 32 00:01:17,511 --> 00:01:19,881 Yep. Things is comin' up roses for me. 33 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:21,550 I'm a big goddamn success. 34 00:01:21,549 --> 00:01:23,679 And it's all thanks to Jesus Christ 35 00:01:23,684 --> 00:01:25,184 for showin' me the way. 36 00:01:25,186 --> 00:01:26,616 Can I testify to you? [Siren wails, tires screech] 37 00:01:26,620 --> 00:01:27,950 Drop that gun, Early. 38 00:01:27,955 --> 00:01:29,615 Down on the -- Vicki? 39 00:01:29,623 --> 00:01:30,723 Is that you? 40 00:01:30,724 --> 00:01:31,794 Yeah, that's her. 41 00:01:31,792 --> 00:01:32,892 Hey, Sharif! 42 00:01:32,893 --> 00:01:34,063 Gimme me a hug. Oh, hell! 43 00:01:34,061 --> 00:01:35,231 Mmm, mmm! 44 00:01:35,229 --> 00:01:36,929 What brings you back to town? 45 00:01:36,931 --> 00:01:38,931 Well, my dad's real sick now. 46 00:01:38,933 --> 00:01:41,303 [chuckle] I'm just back in town to sort of, you know, 47 00:01:41,302 --> 00:01:43,372 take care of him, make him feel comfortable. 48 00:01:43,370 --> 00:01:45,200 Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, Vicki. 49 00:01:45,206 --> 00:01:47,966 So are you still, uh, practicin' as a lesbian? 50 00:01:47,975 --> 00:01:49,065 It's pediatrician. 51 00:01:49,076 --> 00:01:50,306 They the same damn thing. 52 00:01:50,311 --> 00:01:52,081 No, actually, they're not. [chuckle] 53 00:01:52,079 --> 00:01:54,709 So what have you been doin' all these years? 54 00:01:54,715 --> 00:01:56,745 Oh, you know, drinkin', watchin' me some 55 00:01:56,750 --> 00:01:59,550 badass heavy metal videos on my phone, mostly. 56 00:01:59,553 --> 00:02:00,923 I was talkin' to Sharif. 57 00:02:00,921 --> 00:02:02,321 Oh, you know, 58 00:02:02,323 --> 00:02:03,493 a little of this, little of that. 59 00:02:03,491 --> 00:02:05,291 Nothin' I'd write home about. 60 00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:07,292 'Cause I never left home, so that'd be 61 00:02:07,294 --> 00:02:08,934 a foolish letter to write, you know. 62 00:02:08,929 --> 00:02:10,899 Waste of a stamp and all that. 63 00:02:10,898 --> 00:02:12,828 Well, I'll be in town a while. 64 00:02:12,833 --> 00:02:14,073 Maybe we can have lunch. 65 00:02:14,068 --> 00:02:15,128 Are you serious?! -[Early grunting] 66 00:02:15,136 --> 00:02:16,236 That'd be great. 67 00:02:16,237 --> 00:02:17,637 [Grunting] [Glass breaks] 68 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:18,938 I'll be in town, too! 69 00:02:18,939 --> 00:02:21,269 I ain't allowed to leave, once they set a court date. 70 00:02:21,275 --> 00:02:23,005 -I have to go. -You ain't changed a bit, 71 00:02:23,010 --> 00:02:25,640 'cept for your knockers is bigger LOL. 72 00:02:25,646 --> 00:02:27,506 [cackle] Yeah, baby! 73 00:02:27,515 --> 00:02:28,675 ♪♪ 74 00:02:28,682 --> 00:02:30,852 [Mouse clicking] You actually filin' a report 75 00:02:30,851 --> 00:02:32,481 for that robbery? -Oh, come on now! 76 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:34,086 That's gonna mess up my permanent record! 77 00:02:34,088 --> 00:02:35,518 Oh, relax, Early. 78 00:02:35,523 --> 00:02:38,323 I'm just binge-likin' all of Vicki's status updates. 79 00:02:38,325 --> 00:02:39,985 I wanna see if she'll accept my 80 00:02:39,994 --> 00:02:41,634 "more than friends" request. 81 00:02:41,629 --> 00:02:43,429 She accepted your friend request? 82 00:02:43,430 --> 00:02:45,130 I done sent her a couple. 83 00:02:45,132 --> 00:02:46,632 She must still be goin' through them. 84 00:02:46,634 --> 00:02:47,804 Damn, Sheriff. 85 00:02:47,801 --> 00:02:50,941 You just liked some fried chicken she ate in 2009. 86 00:02:50,938 --> 00:02:52,638 [chuckle] Stalker much? 87 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:55,310 Well, she wrote "Yum," so I'm gonna add 88 00:02:55,309 --> 00:03:00,449 Save some for me :) 89 00:03:00,447 --> 00:03:02,647 Type "DTF??" 90 00:03:02,650 --> 00:03:04,120 Uh, what's that mean? 91 00:03:04,118 --> 00:03:06,018 That's computer code for "Down. to. [clang]" 92 00:03:06,020 --> 00:03:08,320 No. No-o-pe, uh-uh-uh! 93 00:03:08,322 --> 00:03:10,822 I'm gonna tell Vicki I'm, uh... 94 00:03:10,824 --> 00:03:13,694 DTG...TKY. 95 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:17,134 "Down to get to know you" -- B, better. 96 00:03:17,131 --> 00:03:18,661 [ Chime ] 97 00:03:18,666 --> 00:03:20,166 [ Chime ] 98 00:03:20,167 --> 00:03:21,797 Look, she just responded. 99 00:03:21,802 --> 00:03:25,142 Three question marks and a picture of a winkin' cat. 100 00:03:25,139 --> 00:03:27,509 I think I'm in, boys. 101 00:03:27,508 --> 00:03:29,578 ♪♪ 102 00:03:29,577 --> 00:03:31,977 The economy's boomin' around here. 103 00:03:31,979 --> 00:03:34,349 We now have five tattoo parlors 104 00:03:34,348 --> 00:03:36,818 and two tattoo laser removal facilities. 105 00:03:36,817 --> 00:03:39,077 Hey, isn't that where we went to kindergarten? 106 00:03:39,086 --> 00:03:41,346 Yep, it's a Vaped Crusader now. 107 00:03:41,355 --> 00:03:44,185 But I don't put that crap anywhere near my lungs. 108 00:03:44,191 --> 00:03:46,191 [Inhales deeply, coughs] 109 00:03:46,193 --> 00:03:48,863 I'm a purist. Ahem. 110 00:03:48,862 --> 00:03:50,702 -Wow. -Yep. 111 00:03:50,698 --> 00:03:52,328 All I had to do was fill out a form 112 00:03:52,333 --> 00:03:54,203 and the Feds just gave it to me. 113 00:03:54,201 --> 00:03:55,571 Do you ever have to use it? 114 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:58,169 Oh, Lord, no. Maybe I'd break it out, 115 00:03:58,172 --> 00:03:59,942 if we had a race riot, or somethin'. 116 00:03:59,940 --> 00:04:02,740 But all the races here get along fine, you know, 117 00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:05,043 as long as they kind of keep to themselves, so. 118 00:04:05,045 --> 00:04:06,705 But that's segregation. 119 00:04:06,714 --> 00:04:09,584 Well, maybe, if we had any minorities in this county, 120 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:12,253 but all us white folks been integrated here 121 00:04:12,253 --> 00:04:13,723 with each other for decades 122 00:04:13,721 --> 00:04:16,051 and we all get along like gangbusters. 123 00:04:16,056 --> 00:04:17,616 ♪♪ 124 00:04:17,625 --> 00:04:20,385 You know, I had a really good time, Sharif. 125 00:04:20,394 --> 00:04:22,434 Oh, Lord. Daddy's out. 126 00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:23,959 Get off my property. 127 00:04:23,964 --> 00:04:26,734 Come on, Daddy. -I don't wanna go back inside. 128 00:04:26,734 --> 00:04:29,744 It's pretty stressful, takin' care of an elderly parent. 129 00:04:29,737 --> 00:04:31,737 Oh, I stuck mine in a home. But, hey, 130 00:04:31,739 --> 00:04:34,209 if he can hang on through next week, 131 00:04:34,208 --> 00:04:36,578 I'd really love to take ya out for tacos. 132 00:04:36,577 --> 00:04:39,577 One of the tattoo places here used to be a taco place, 133 00:04:39,580 --> 00:04:42,410 you know, and they still give out tacos. 134 00:04:42,416 --> 00:04:43,616 But we may have to get a tattoo 135 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:45,077 to get us a free taco there. 136 00:04:45,085 --> 00:04:46,715 I'd like that very much. 137 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:49,920 Which one, the tattoo or the tacos? 138 00:04:49,923 --> 00:04:51,263 Is this your boyfriend? 139 00:04:51,258 --> 00:04:52,788 He's stupid. 140 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:53,893 Boyfriend? 141 00:04:53,894 --> 00:04:54,994 [ Laughs ] 142 00:04:54,995 --> 00:04:56,255 Is that what we're doin' here? 143 00:04:56,263 --> 00:04:57,663 I'll talk to you later, Sharif. 144 00:04:57,665 --> 00:04:59,895 Thanks for today. 145 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:02,100 ♪♪ 146 00:05:02,102 --> 00:05:03,802 I just got back from Vicki's, 147 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:04,944 and it went well! 148 00:05:04,938 --> 00:05:06,408 Very well! 149 00:05:06,407 --> 00:05:09,307 I heard the term boyfriend bandied about, too. 150 00:05:09,310 --> 00:05:10,780 I'm gonna call her and let her know that 151 00:05:10,778 --> 00:05:13,178 I got here safe. She'd be worried, otherwise. 152 00:05:13,180 --> 00:05:14,780 [Ring] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, 153 00:05:14,782 --> 00:05:15,852 hoss! You messin' up. 154 00:05:15,849 --> 00:05:17,279 You gotta play it cool here. 155 00:05:17,284 --> 00:05:19,184 No, I -- I don't wanna wait and play it cool. 156 00:05:19,186 --> 00:05:20,746 I'm DTC, 157 00:05:20,754 --> 00:05:21,824 down to cuddle. 158 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:23,492 Womerns don't wanna cuddle with no damn man 159 00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:26,160 that don't look good. I mean, look atcha! 160 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:27,430 You don't look good! 161 00:05:27,428 --> 00:05:28,958 Oh, Early, looks ain't everythin'. 162 00:05:28,962 --> 00:05:32,132 Mama says I'm sweet as a little sugar plum. 163 00:05:32,132 --> 00:05:33,532 Well, if you looked good, like me, 164 00:05:33,534 --> 00:05:35,274 you wouldn't need no damn personality. 165 00:05:35,269 --> 00:05:37,439 Get out your credit card, peacock. [chuckle] 166 00:05:37,438 --> 00:05:39,598 We about to upgrade your plumage so you can 167 00:05:39,606 --> 00:05:42,606 bock, bock, bock-a-cock, bock, bock, ba-cock, ba-cock! 168 00:05:42,609 --> 00:05:43,609 Whoo! 169 00:05:43,610 --> 00:05:46,210 Everythin' you wear sends a message, 170 00:05:46,213 --> 00:05:49,313 so I picked out some shirts and hats with messages on 'em. 171 00:05:49,316 --> 00:05:51,776 I really like these shiny-ass glitter jeans 172 00:05:51,785 --> 00:05:54,215 with the sparkle butt. 173 00:05:54,221 --> 00:05:55,221 They really make my flat ass pop, don't they? 174 00:05:55,222 --> 00:05:57,192 Oh, they macho as hell! 175 00:05:57,191 --> 00:06:00,361 We 'bout to strut your stuff like a redassed baboon! 176 00:06:00,361 --> 00:06:03,061 Why am I struttin' my stuff out here 177 00:06:03,063 --> 00:06:04,403 at 2:00 in the mornin'? 178 00:06:04,398 --> 00:06:06,198 This here is how you get to know a girl, 179 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:07,330 without her gettin' to know 180 00:06:07,334 --> 00:06:08,674 that you gettin' to know her. 181 00:06:08,669 --> 00:06:10,369 Now, get on down there and gimme some pushups. 182 00:06:10,371 --> 00:06:13,041 Get them muscles swolled up good before you see her. 183 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:14,370 One... [Creaking] 184 00:06:14,375 --> 00:06:15,735 Wait, Early! What are you doin'?! 185 00:06:15,743 --> 00:06:18,513 We takin' this relationship to the next level! 186 00:06:18,512 --> 00:06:19,682 Whoa! 187 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:23,010 Ah. She was so beautiful. 188 00:06:23,016 --> 00:06:26,016 Back then, I just never had a shot at her. 189 00:06:26,019 --> 00:06:27,019 And look at you now. 190 00:06:27,020 --> 00:06:28,520 Right in the honey hole. 191 00:06:28,522 --> 00:06:30,522 What are you doin' with a video camera? 192 00:06:30,524 --> 00:06:31,864 You got a thumb, don't you? 193 00:06:31,859 --> 00:06:33,019 Show me your thumb! 194 00:06:33,026 --> 00:06:34,686 Like this? -No, dumbass. 195 00:06:34,695 --> 00:06:36,085 You wipe your thumb across your neck 196 00:06:36,096 --> 00:06:37,656 like it's a damn buck knife. 197 00:06:37,664 --> 00:06:39,904 That's your way of sayin' "There's only one way out 198 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:40,930 of this here relationship, 199 00:06:40,934 --> 00:06:42,734 and I just showed it to you," damn it. 200 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:43,866 [ Whirr ] 201 00:06:43,871 --> 00:06:44,901 [ Creak ] 202 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:48,205 Early, this -- this don't feel fun no more. 203 00:06:48,208 --> 00:06:50,378 Panty drawer: jackpot! 204 00:06:50,377 --> 00:06:53,037 Oh, man, that was a rush! 205 00:06:53,046 --> 00:06:54,276 [chuckle] What now? 206 00:06:54,281 --> 00:06:55,751 Do we watch the tape? 207 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:57,879 I just wouldn't feel right, masturbatin' to it. 208 00:06:57,885 --> 00:07:00,045 Watch the tape? [inhales deeply] 209 00:07:00,053 --> 00:07:02,553 Only a simpleminded dumbass would think that. 210 00:07:02,556 --> 00:07:04,886 Tape is for her to watch. That's why I left it. 211 00:07:04,892 --> 00:07:05,862 You what?! 212 00:07:05,859 --> 00:07:07,559 But I-I'm all over that tape! 213 00:07:07,561 --> 00:07:10,901 The tape tells her "I could've touched on you 214 00:07:10,898 --> 00:07:12,758 and done wrong things to you, 215 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:15,366 but I didn't, 'cause I'm a standup guy." 216 00:07:15,369 --> 00:07:16,399 [ Ring ] 217 00:07:16,403 --> 00:07:18,443 Oh, hell, Early, it's her. 218 00:07:18,439 --> 00:07:19,769 Yeah, there we go! 219 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:21,543 We got her to make the first move! 220 00:07:21,542 --> 00:07:22,872 [ Inhales deeply ] 221 00:07:22,876 --> 00:07:26,136 [crying] Somebody pried open my window last night 222 00:07:26,146 --> 00:07:27,546 and left a videotape. 223 00:07:27,548 --> 00:07:28,878 Can I get that tape from ya? 224 00:07:28,882 --> 00:07:31,622 Glitter, all over the crime scene. 225 00:07:31,618 --> 00:07:34,218 This is from those macho sparkle jeans 226 00:07:34,221 --> 00:07:35,621 with the glitter butt on 'em. 227 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:37,892 Maybe whoever our guy is can, ahem, 228 00:07:37,891 --> 00:07:39,061 glue that back on. 229 00:07:39,059 --> 00:07:41,129 So where's that tape, again, Vicki? 230 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:42,488 Maybe we should just watch it. 231 00:07:42,496 --> 00:07:44,796 No, no, let's let this guy, whoever he is, 232 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:46,598 let's just let him off with a warnin'. 233 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:48,770 [chuckle] I'm sure he won't do this ever again. 234 00:07:48,769 --> 00:07:50,769 How do you know who "he" is? 235 00:07:50,771 --> 00:07:52,141 Oh, I don't know. 236 00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:53,639 He could be anyone. 237 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:56,270 [dialing] But I just matched the DNA on my smartphone. 238 00:07:56,276 --> 00:07:58,976 Whoever he is, we don't know him. 239 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:00,509 But we need to get that tape right now. 240 00:08:00,514 --> 00:08:01,614 Is this the tape? 241 00:08:01,615 --> 00:08:03,175 Wait, don't play the tape, Denny. 242 00:08:03,183 --> 00:08:06,753 I wish I could see your beautiful eyes right now. 243 00:08:06,753 --> 00:08:08,453 Oh, hell. But please don't open them. 244 00:08:08,455 --> 00:08:10,115 That could be bad for me. 245 00:08:10,123 --> 00:08:12,093 -Sharif?! -I-I was merely 246 00:08:12,092 --> 00:08:14,792 testin' you for sleep apnea, Vicki. 247 00:08:14,795 --> 00:08:18,455 All Dougal County residents get a free sleep apnea screenin'. 248 00:08:18,465 --> 00:08:20,925 We don't tell you about it in advance. 249 00:08:20,934 --> 00:08:23,644 And that's me, uh, you know, sniffing your panties, 250 00:08:23,637 --> 00:08:26,537 ahem, for drugs and -- oh, here. 251 00:08:26,540 --> 00:08:28,870 Got 'em back from the lab just this mornin'. 252 00:08:28,876 --> 00:08:30,136 Uh, you're clean. 253 00:08:30,143 --> 00:08:31,813 You know, I thought you were a little weird, 254 00:08:31,812 --> 00:08:33,282 but I also thought that you were sweet and decent! 255 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:35,710 But, Vicki, I was just tryin' to get to know you 256 00:08:35,716 --> 00:08:37,846 without you knowin' I was tryin' to get to know you. 257 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:39,281 -Get. out. -Baby, please! 258 00:08:39,286 --> 00:08:40,986 Get out! [Slam] 259 00:08:40,988 --> 00:08:44,118 [ Melancholy tune plays ] 260 00:08:44,124 --> 00:08:47,534 She didn't press charges, so, you're free to go. 261 00:08:47,528 --> 00:08:49,228 Hell, the door ain't even locked. 262 00:08:49,229 --> 00:08:50,699 [ Sighs ] 263 00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:52,897 I'll always be in jail, Denny. 264 00:08:52,900 --> 00:08:56,070 A jail called heartbreak. -Check it out. 265 00:08:56,069 --> 00:08:58,139 You tagged a photo of me in jail?! 266 00:08:58,138 --> 00:08:59,498 Did Vicki like it? 267 00:08:59,506 --> 00:09:02,036 Ah, I bet she's pretty tied up right now 268 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:03,342 with her daddy's funeral. 269 00:09:03,343 --> 00:09:05,413 Oh, no. Her daddy passed? 270 00:09:05,412 --> 00:09:06,712 That's terrible. 271 00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:08,583 That's perfect. You just swoop on in there 272 00:09:08,582 --> 00:09:10,482 and you got yourself a storybook endin'. 273 00:09:10,484 --> 00:09:11,854 That's right, Early. We -- we need to go 274 00:09:11,852 --> 00:09:13,852 and provide a police escort, or somethin'. 275 00:09:13,854 --> 00:09:15,254 I don't think she wants you at the funeral. 276 00:09:15,255 --> 00:09:17,015 But you know what I always say: 277 00:09:17,024 --> 00:09:19,224 "Womens don't know what they want 278 00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:20,586 until you give it to them. 279 00:09:20,594 --> 00:09:22,664 Then, they complain that they didn't want 280 00:09:22,663 --> 00:09:24,363 what you thought they wanted." 281 00:09:24,364 --> 00:09:25,564 Now, let's do this! Whoo! 282 00:09:25,566 --> 00:09:27,266 [ Birds chirping ] 283 00:09:27,267 --> 00:09:31,697 Thank you all for comin' out today to honor Daddy. 284 00:09:31,705 --> 00:09:33,365 As y'all know, he was a private man 285 00:09:33,373 --> 00:09:37,213 and he just wanted a quiet service on the hillside and -- 286 00:09:37,210 --> 00:09:40,250 Attention! Please accept this dignified 287 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:44,277 striptease of sorrow in honor of Vicki's daddy. 288 00:09:44,284 --> 00:09:45,454 [ Whip cracks ] 289 00:09:45,452 --> 00:09:48,852 [ Techno playing ] 290 00:09:48,855 --> 00:09:50,755 Sharif! What are you doing?! 291 00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:52,687 Only the best, Vicki. 292 00:09:52,693 --> 00:09:54,433 What are you doin', Denny? 293 00:09:54,428 --> 00:09:57,098 I said fire at the end of the song. 294 00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:58,897 This is fun! 295 00:09:58,899 --> 00:10:01,069 Aah! -Stop the tank! 296 00:10:01,068 --> 00:10:02,628 They didn't train us how to stop it. 297 00:10:02,636 --> 00:10:04,736 Everyone back away from the tank. 298 00:10:04,738 --> 00:10:06,538 They did not train us how to use this. 299 00:10:06,540 --> 00:10:08,210 [ Laughing ] 300 00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:09,938 Daddy! 301 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:11,313 His grave! 302 00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:13,081 Oh, my God! 303 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:14,750 [Error tone chimes] Woman: We're sorry. 304 00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:16,578 You have reached a number that has been disconnected 305 00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:17,623 or is no long-- 306 00:10:17,618 --> 00:10:19,648 Well, I guess it's over. 307 00:10:19,653 --> 00:10:22,253 She changed her phone number, her email, 308 00:10:22,255 --> 00:10:24,085 and her address. 309 00:10:24,091 --> 00:10:26,061 Oh, she's just playin' hard to find. 310 00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:28,259 That dance didn't work at all, did it? 311 00:10:28,261 --> 00:10:31,061 Like I always said, "Womens don't like it 312 00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:33,234 when you run over their dead daddies with a damn tank 313 00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:35,473 while you're half-naked at a funeral." 314 00:10:35,469 --> 00:10:36,799 When'd you ever say that? 315 00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:38,403 I say it all the time. 316 00:10:38,405 --> 00:10:40,605 That's your problem: you listen, 317 00:10:40,607 --> 00:10:43,067 but you just. don't. hear. 318 00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:47,006 [ Banjo plays, limb stomps ] 319 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:55,720 ♪♪ 320 00:11:04,131 --> 00:11:06,261 ♪♪ 321 00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:11,771 ♪ Made in Georgia ♪