1 00:00:01,301 --> 00:00:04,001 [ Static ] 2 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:05,844 [ Heavy metal plays ] 3 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:10,739 ♪ My dreams are all dead and buried ♪ 4 00:00:10,744 --> 00:00:16,054 ♪ Sometimes I wish the sun would just explode ♪ 5 00:00:16,049 --> 00:00:20,889 ♪ When God comes and calls me to his kingdom ♪ 6 00:00:20,888 --> 00:00:25,688 ♪ I'll take all you sons of bitches when I go ♪ 7 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:28,432 ♪ Let 'er blow Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 8 00:00:28,429 --> 00:00:33,229 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 9 00:00:33,233 --> 00:00:34,903 Early: Hell yeah! 10 00:00:34,902 --> 00:00:36,902 [ Ring ] 11 00:00:36,904 --> 00:00:38,044 Hello. 12 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:40,568 [exhale] What you wearin', little gal? 13 00:00:40,574 --> 00:00:41,774 It's your daddy. 14 00:00:41,775 --> 00:00:43,105 No, no don't hand that phone to him! 15 00:00:43,110 --> 00:00:44,240 Hello. 16 00:00:44,244 --> 00:00:46,244 Oh, hey, Rusty. I found you. 17 00:00:46,246 --> 00:00:47,976 What you doin', boy? -Look, Daddy, just quit 18 00:00:47,981 --> 00:00:49,951 stalking Tammi from the busted trampoline. 19 00:00:49,950 --> 00:00:52,620 What? I'm three counties over in Cleburne. 20 00:00:52,619 --> 00:00:54,049 Daddy, I'm lookin' right at you. 21 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:57,094 What gives you the right to snoop on me? 22 00:00:57,090 --> 00:00:59,120 Can't a man just quietly lurk behind a busted trampoline 23 00:00:59,126 --> 00:01:01,486 without being spied upon like some tarted-up tease 24 00:01:01,495 --> 00:01:05,325 who don't never take her top off in front of a damn winder? 25 00:01:05,332 --> 00:01:07,902 So, uh, what y'all got goin' here? 26 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:10,671 Randy's building his car for the Pine Log 500. 27 00:01:10,671 --> 00:01:13,511 My baby boy is a Woody Scout 28 00:01:13,507 --> 00:01:15,237 and you are not gonna screw it up for him. 29 00:01:15,242 --> 00:01:16,812 Woody Scouts, yeah. 30 00:01:16,810 --> 00:01:19,610 I'm proud of you, Rusty, for not never gettin' 31 00:01:19,613 --> 00:01:22,083 tied up in that damn Ponzu scheme. 32 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:24,082 Daddy, I've been a scout for 13 years. 33 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:26,424 The hell? Why ain't you never told me that? 34 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:27,590 I did. 35 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:29,418 Daddy, want come 36 00:01:29,423 --> 00:01:31,093 my Woody Scout meetin'? 37 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:33,931 I'd love to, son, but [gulp] I'm drunk. 38 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:36,827 Daddy, you wanna come to the father/son Woody Scout Games? 39 00:01:36,830 --> 00:01:39,660 I'd love to, son, but, I'm drunk. 40 00:01:39,666 --> 00:01:41,766 Daddy, you wanna help me sell gingerbread 41 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:42,868 for my Woody Scout fundraiser? 42 00:01:42,870 --> 00:01:44,500 I'd love to help you, son. 43 00:01:44,505 --> 00:01:46,635 Who left this gingerbread here? 44 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:50,510 It's in my -- It's in my mouth now. 45 00:01:50,511 --> 00:01:51,981 Oh, great. 46 00:01:51,979 --> 00:01:53,139 Blame the alkyholic. 47 00:01:53,146 --> 00:01:55,176 My choice to drink every day is a disease! 48 00:01:55,182 --> 00:01:57,522 Well, just 'cause you didn't wanna be in Woody Scouts with me 49 00:01:57,518 --> 00:01:59,348 don't mean I can't do it with my boy. 50 00:01:59,353 --> 00:02:01,393 Well, my boy's a scout, too. 51 00:02:01,388 --> 00:02:03,118 And maybe I wanna do something together 52 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:05,123 with him now to make up for the lost time. 53 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:07,655 Daddy, it's just too late for that. 54 00:02:07,661 --> 00:02:09,831 Nothing's too late, son. 55 00:02:09,830 --> 00:02:12,400 You tell me where and when, and I'm gonna be there. 56 00:02:12,399 --> 00:02:13,799 All right, then. 57 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:16,170 The weigh-ins are at the VFW tomorrow night. 58 00:02:16,169 --> 00:02:18,499 All right, then, done. 59 00:02:18,505 --> 00:02:19,665 I'll be there with my damn bells on. 60 00:02:19,673 --> 00:02:21,143 [ Door closes ] 61 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:24,481 Baby, your daddy is not comin' to the VFW. 62 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:26,138 You know that, right? 63 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:28,076 People can change, Tammi. 64 00:02:28,081 --> 00:02:30,481 [ Ring ] 65 00:02:30,484 --> 00:02:33,224 [Ring] Pick up your phone, damn it! 66 00:02:33,220 --> 00:02:34,590 [ Electricity buzzes ] 67 00:02:34,588 --> 00:02:35,988 Wow, Daddy, you showed up! 68 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:37,659 I didn't think you had it in ya. 69 00:02:37,658 --> 00:02:38,888 Is that what you gonna race with? 70 00:02:38,892 --> 00:02:41,592 Well, damn. -I know it looks rough, 71 00:02:41,595 --> 00:02:43,155 but we had to whittle it down from a pine log. 72 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:45,533 Sap all over your axle. 73 00:02:45,532 --> 00:02:47,202 My God almighty. 74 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:49,270 And this is the graphics package you trottin' out? 75 00:02:49,269 --> 00:02:50,669 Oof! 76 00:02:50,671 --> 00:02:52,841 I can't imagine Glug Lite Ice buyin' a sponsorship 77 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:54,669 on a piece of hot mess like this. 78 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:56,835 Easy, Daddy. I thought you were here to support us. 79 00:02:56,843 --> 00:02:59,113 I am, son. I'm here to support us. 80 00:02:59,112 --> 00:03:00,182 [ Fanfare plays ] 81 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:01,710 This here's made in America, baby! 82 00:03:01,715 --> 00:03:03,615 Go big or go home! 83 00:03:03,617 --> 00:03:05,047 Whoo-oo! -Dang, Daddy. 84 00:03:05,052 --> 00:03:07,052 That looks exactly like your truck-boat-truck. 85 00:03:07,054 --> 00:03:08,054 Damn straight. 86 00:03:08,055 --> 00:03:09,515 Right down to my "If you believe 87 00:03:09,523 --> 00:03:11,023 in global warming take your top off 88 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:13,094 and let me warm them globes baby!!!" 89 00:03:13,093 --> 00:03:14,393 bumper sticker. 90 00:03:14,394 --> 00:03:16,464 This is only 3 ounces, sir. 91 00:03:16,463 --> 00:03:18,103 You have to get it up to 5 to race. 92 00:03:18,098 --> 00:03:19,558 Hold your acorns, there, chief. 93 00:03:19,566 --> 00:03:22,596 The rest of the weight is about to drop. 94 00:03:22,603 --> 00:03:23,703 [ Clunk ] 95 00:03:23,704 --> 00:03:24,974 Go on, little feller. 96 00:03:24,972 --> 00:03:26,572 Read the sumbitchin' number. Go ahead. 97 00:03:26,573 --> 00:03:27,743 5 ounces. 98 00:03:27,741 --> 00:03:28,741 5 on the nose. 99 00:03:28,742 --> 00:03:30,082 You're certified to run. 100 00:03:30,077 --> 00:03:31,877 Damn right. -But you -- but you're 101 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:33,138 supposed to build it with your son, Daddy, 102 00:03:33,146 --> 00:03:34,276 and that's me. 103 00:03:34,281 --> 00:03:35,781 I couldn't have you messin' this up for me. 104 00:03:35,782 --> 00:03:37,822 You just got that loser stank on you. 105 00:03:37,818 --> 00:03:39,118 Good luck at the racetrack. 106 00:03:39,119 --> 00:03:40,789 [feedback whines] Okay, racers. 107 00:03:40,787 --> 00:03:43,757 All cars on the track for the test run. 108 00:03:43,757 --> 00:03:46,557 [ Beeping ] 109 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,390 [ Rattle ] 110 00:03:48,395 --> 00:03:49,885 Hell, that's slow! 111 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:51,596 Y'all need to wax lane 7. 112 00:03:51,598 --> 00:03:52,828 This here whole damn track is slow. 113 00:03:52,833 --> 00:03:54,333 We win! We won! 114 00:03:54,334 --> 00:03:56,174 We probably shoulda put wheels on the front here. 115 00:03:56,169 --> 00:03:57,739 Let me just give it a little help here. 116 00:03:57,738 --> 00:03:58,798 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, ho. 117 00:03:58,805 --> 00:04:00,065 That there's illegal as hell! 118 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:01,643 Ain't supposed to be no outside assistance, 119 00:04:01,642 --> 00:04:03,912 you hear me? No outside assistance. 120 00:04:03,910 --> 00:04:05,810 We won! -[chuckle] Thinks he won. 121 00:04:05,812 --> 00:04:07,082 I won, damn it! I did! Me! 122 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:07,980 [ Wail ] 123 00:04:07,981 --> 00:04:09,481 Daddy, don't yell at my boy! 124 00:04:09,483 --> 00:04:10,753 It ain't all about winnin'. 125 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:12,181 Son, he's phonin' it in. 126 00:04:12,185 --> 00:04:14,185 Don't you get stuck on the conference call. 127 00:04:14,187 --> 00:04:16,087 You teach him to lose now, he'll be losin' 128 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:18,759 his whole sumbitchin' life, just like you. 129 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:20,289 Well, we'll see about that tomorrow mornin'. 130 00:04:20,293 --> 00:04:22,693 It's gonna be a different race. I promise you that! 131 00:04:22,696 --> 00:04:24,756 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Uh, hold on there, Rusty. 132 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:26,865 Uh, once your car is weighed in, 133 00:04:26,867 --> 00:04:28,967 it has to stay here until the race tomorrow. 134 00:04:28,969 --> 00:04:32,039 Oh, yeah, yeah, know that. -Sorry, those are the rules. 135 00:04:32,039 --> 00:04:34,109 I'm just gonna leave it here for the -- for the night. 136 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:36,707 By the window, so that glue can dry. 137 00:04:36,710 --> 00:04:38,940 And, uh, I'm sorry. You are...? 138 00:04:38,945 --> 00:04:41,775 Oh, hey, I'm, uh, Early Cuyler, Rusty's daddy. 139 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:43,622 And nemesis. 140 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:45,877 Oh, Rusty's daddy. I've heard so... 141 00:04:45,886 --> 00:04:47,316 little about you. 142 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:49,320 Well, you 'bout to hear plenty about me, hoss, 143 00:04:49,322 --> 00:04:52,622 when I lap that field at your Pine Log 500 tomorrow, 144 00:04:52,626 --> 00:04:54,886 all by my damn, lonesome self. Yeah! 145 00:04:54,895 --> 00:04:56,795 Well, [chuckle] right. 146 00:04:56,797 --> 00:05:00,067 You know you have to do the race with your son. 147 00:05:00,067 --> 00:05:01,897 Okay if I drink out'chere? 148 00:05:01,902 --> 00:05:03,172 Yeah, I'd rather you didn't. 149 00:05:03,170 --> 00:05:04,140 Okay, gang. 150 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:06,807 We vow to plant our roots with me 151 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:08,667 in the rich soil of family, -Uh, plant. 152 00:05:08,675 --> 00:05:09,835 everybody, -Plant the soil. 153 00:05:09,843 --> 00:05:11,513 and be nourished by the sunlight 154 00:05:11,511 --> 00:05:13,211 of our loving parents -Sunlight of families. 155 00:05:13,213 --> 00:05:15,413 so we may grow strong, like the -Uh, uh, 156 00:05:15,415 --> 00:05:17,815 -mighty oak. That's right. -mighty -- mighty oak, yeah. 157 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:19,178 Hell yeah! [glass breaks] Whoo! 158 00:05:19,186 --> 00:05:20,886 He's the man! 159 00:05:20,887 --> 00:05:23,887 [ Saw whirring ] 160 00:05:23,890 --> 00:05:25,090 Have you lost your damn mind? 161 00:05:25,092 --> 00:05:28,992 Your son is tryin' to sleep. 162 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:31,255 He wanted to superglue a damn hot dog to the manifold. 163 00:05:31,264 --> 00:05:33,404 A car this size can't carry a wiener payload. 164 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:34,500 I done told you. 165 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:35,671 Randy don't care. 166 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:37,199 Hell, he thought y'all won today. 167 00:05:37,204 --> 00:05:39,044 Hell, doesn't know what's goin' on half the damn time. 168 00:05:39,039 --> 00:05:41,869 I mean, I love him, but he's got that loser stank on him. 169 00:05:41,875 --> 00:05:43,335 If you're gonna be like this, why don't you 170 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:45,413 get your tools and get on outta here. 171 00:05:45,412 --> 00:05:48,052 Fine, but I will be here to get Randy in the mornin'. 172 00:05:48,048 --> 00:05:50,178 Oh, no, you won't. Randy ain't goin' nowhere. 173 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:52,083 You teach him how to lose now, and he'll be losin' 174 00:05:52,085 --> 00:05:54,615 his whole life, just like me! 175 00:05:54,621 --> 00:05:58,121 ♪♪ 176 00:05:58,125 --> 00:06:00,785 Last chance to hop on the gravy train, Rusty. 177 00:06:00,794 --> 00:06:02,764 Whoo-whoo-oo! 178 00:06:02,763 --> 00:06:04,203 She's a-runnin' fast this mornin'. 179 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:06,027 How 'bout I just tell 'em we ain't racin' together, 180 00:06:06,032 --> 00:06:07,372 and then you can't race at all? 181 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:09,427 Or how 'bout I tell them that you took your car 182 00:06:09,436 --> 00:06:11,736 outta here to modify it last night, huh? 183 00:06:11,738 --> 00:06:13,268 Who put that whale tail on it, 184 00:06:13,273 --> 00:06:14,743 the magic damn spoiler fairy? 185 00:06:14,741 --> 00:06:16,241 I don't think so. -You can't prove nothin'. 186 00:06:16,243 --> 00:06:18,283 Yes, I can 'cause, I snuck in here last night 187 00:06:18,278 --> 00:06:19,708 to mess all these cars up, 188 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:21,153 and yours weren't even here! 189 00:06:21,148 --> 00:06:22,878 Well, then you broke the rules, sneakin' in here! 190 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:24,323 You can't prove nothin'. 191 00:06:24,317 --> 00:06:25,817 [Warble] 'cause I snuck in here last night 192 00:06:25,819 --> 00:06:27,049 to mess all these cars up, 193 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:28,793 and yours weren't even here! 194 00:06:28,789 --> 00:06:30,889 Well, then, where's your boy? 195 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:32,391 I don't see him nowhere. 196 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:34,732 You best get him, 'cause you gotta have your boy, 197 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:35,728 or you can't race. -Yeah? 198 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:37,059 Well, where's your boy? 199 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:39,103 Grady. -Yes, Daddy. 200 00:06:39,099 --> 00:06:41,229 Stop horsin' around and come help your daddy 201 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:42,834 -Ohhh. -with the race. 202 00:06:42,836 --> 00:06:44,896 Can I have a couple of my candies? 203 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:46,935 The arthritis candies. 204 00:06:46,940 --> 00:06:48,440 My hips are screamin' at me. 205 00:06:48,441 --> 00:06:50,071 Maybe, if you're good. 206 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:51,406 Now, go on, Grady. 207 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:53,311 Limp over there and play with the other boys. 208 00:06:53,313 --> 00:06:55,953 Oh, they all playin' on their computers. 209 00:06:55,949 --> 00:06:57,979 [Beeping] I want me a computer, Daddy. 210 00:06:57,984 --> 00:07:00,924 I done told you: no screen time until you're older! 211 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:03,251 But I'm a 97-year-old woman. 212 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:05,316 Shut up! You gonna ruin the damn plan! 213 00:07:05,325 --> 00:07:07,755 All right, I get it. We gonna race straight up. 214 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:09,791 You, and me. 215 00:07:09,796 --> 00:07:11,956 Straight up, it is. 216 00:07:11,965 --> 00:07:13,925 Straight up your ass! 217 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:16,004 So, the, uh, the purple one 218 00:07:16,002 --> 00:07:17,442 that limping over there, 219 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:18,967 is that -- that's your older brother? 220 00:07:18,972 --> 00:07:21,442 Yeah. Yeah, my much older brother. 221 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:24,381 Yeah, I figured, because I overheard him telling some 222 00:07:24,377 --> 00:07:26,607 of the other boys about the pictures 223 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:28,653 of Dwight D. Eisenhower 224 00:07:28,648 --> 00:07:30,618 that he loves 225 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:32,347 to masturbate to. 226 00:07:32,352 --> 00:07:34,622 You know that the "D" stands for, right? 227 00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:35,821 Ding-a-ling. 228 00:07:35,822 --> 00:07:37,292 Hey, where are you guys goin'? 229 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:41,690 I-I got pictures of Knute Rockne in swim trunks. 230 00:07:41,695 --> 00:07:42,955 Oh, Knute. 231 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:44,033 You can rock me. 232 00:07:44,030 --> 00:07:45,900 [Door closes] Yeah. 233 00:07:45,899 --> 00:07:49,999 [ Rock music playing ] 234 00:07:50,003 --> 00:07:52,743 Oh, Ethan, you best tighten them lug nuts 235 00:07:52,739 --> 00:07:54,239 before you race, now. 236 00:07:54,241 --> 00:07:56,011 I win! 237 00:07:56,009 --> 00:07:58,239 Look, Rusty, you won. 238 00:07:58,245 --> 00:07:59,435 Yessir. 239 00:08:00,380 --> 00:08:01,480 Hey, Cooper, 240 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:03,311 you know why they call these heats, don't you? 241 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:04,876 [Beep] 'Cause I'm-a burnin' 242 00:08:04,885 --> 00:08:06,575 your ass! That's why. 243 00:08:06,586 --> 00:08:07,986 [ Laughs ] 244 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:09,648 I win! Whoo! 245 00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:10,816 You win again, Rusty. 246 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:12,424 Yeah, thanks. 247 00:08:12,425 --> 00:08:14,725 ♪♪ 248 00:08:14,728 --> 00:08:16,728 [ Eagle cries ] 249 00:08:16,730 --> 00:08:18,530 Oh, come on, Tanner, don't cry. 250 00:08:18,531 --> 00:08:19,661 That there's a act of God. 251 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:20,996 [Sobbing] -I win again! 252 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:22,501 Good boy, Clem. -[Cries] 253 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:23,672 No-o! 254 00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:26,070 ♪♪ 255 00:08:26,072 --> 00:08:27,572 [feedback whines] All right, everybody. 256 00:08:27,574 --> 00:08:29,214 The finals are set. 257 00:08:29,209 --> 00:08:34,449 It's Cuyler versus Cuyler in the Pine Log 500 Logoff! 258 00:08:34,447 --> 00:08:36,747 I must break you. 259 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:39,020 Daddy! -Hey, cowboy! 260 00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:40,689 You made it. -Yeah, well, 261 00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:42,847 Randy wanted to see his daddy's new racecar. 262 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:45,016 It ain't just my racecar. 263 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:46,185 It's ours. 264 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:48,532 See? This here's you. 265 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:50,458 And this here's me! 266 00:08:50,463 --> 00:08:51,933 I'm a hot dog boy! 267 00:08:51,932 --> 00:08:53,772 Rule violation: (R)(10)(b). 268 00:08:53,767 --> 00:08:55,527 You can't modify -- uh... 269 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:56,765 [Chuckles] Oh. 270 00:08:56,770 --> 00:08:58,440 A tube-steak payload? 271 00:08:58,438 --> 00:09:00,038 You just made the biggest mistake 272 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,270 of your racin' career. 273 00:09:01,274 --> 00:09:03,474 I'll allow it. Petition withdrawn. 274 00:09:03,476 --> 00:09:05,536 Racers to the track. Racers to the track. 275 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:07,405 It's time for the... [Feedback whines] 276 00:09:07,414 --> 00:09:10,054 fin-a-a-a-ls! 277 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:11,720 Avengin' Angel, are you in position? 278 00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:13,078 Come back. -Hey, Daddy. 279 00:09:13,086 --> 00:09:14,886 I'm talkin' on the radio. 280 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:16,088 Cut the chatter. 281 00:09:16,089 --> 00:09:17,459 Do you have a clear line of sight? 282 00:09:17,457 --> 00:09:18,887 Uh... 283 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:19,892 Affirmative? 284 00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:21,133 Use the good eye, now, 285 00:09:21,127 --> 00:09:22,627 not the one that the goat bit off. 286 00:09:22,629 --> 00:09:23,729 Oh. 287 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:24,900 Oh, now I got it. 288 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:26,798 Oh, yeah. Here we go. 289 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:29,570 3, 2, 1. 290 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:30,739 Go! [Gunshot] 291 00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:32,067 Let's go, Rusty! Come on! -Come on! 292 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:33,642 -Go, go! -Come on! 293 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:36,670 [ Triumphant music plays ] 294 00:09:36,676 --> 00:09:38,576 [slow-motion] Go! 295 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:40,038 Go! 296 00:09:41,848 --> 00:09:45,578 Take the damn shot. 297 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:47,015 [ Gunshot ] 298 00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:48,090 No-o! 299 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:50,088 [ Squelch ] 300 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:51,690 [ Metal screeching ] 301 00:09:51,691 --> 00:09:53,421 No-o! 302 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:54,926 [ Triumphant music swells ] 303 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:56,428 Whoo! -Whoa, baby. Watch out! 304 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:59,129 -We did it! -Mwah. You did it, baby. 305 00:09:59,132 --> 00:10:01,202 Rule violation: (R)(7)(g)! 306 00:10:01,201 --> 00:10:02,701 No projectiles are allowed! 307 00:10:02,702 --> 00:10:05,502 All parts must remain secured to the vehicle. 308 00:10:05,505 --> 00:10:07,005 He's right, Rusty. He's right. 309 00:10:07,007 --> 00:10:08,367 That's the rules. 310 00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:10,435 I'm afraid I'm going to have award the race 311 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:12,513 to. your. dad. 312 00:10:12,512 --> 00:10:13,812 So I do win. 313 00:10:13,813 --> 00:10:15,013 I'm the champion. 314 00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:16,345 [laughs] Yeah, baby! 315 00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:17,679 Oh, that's cool. I get it. 316 00:10:17,684 --> 00:10:19,354 We had fun, either way, didn't we, boy? 317 00:10:19,352 --> 00:10:20,652 Hot dog! 318 00:10:20,653 --> 00:10:23,653 Here, Randy, just eat the hot dog, not wheel, okay, buddy? 319 00:10:23,656 --> 00:10:25,056 I'm the damn champion, baby. Whoo! 320 00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:26,458 I guess you won. No, please do not drink. 321 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:27,629 Please, put that -- put that away. 322 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:28,787 Victory, baby, is mine! 323 00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:30,055 Gimme that winnin' trophy [Glass breaks] 324 00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:31,963 right now, baby. Let's go. 325 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:33,225 Sure, just grab one off the table. 326 00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:34,873 They're all exactly the same. 327 00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:36,228 There's one for everyone, 328 00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:40,036 and I'm obligated to ask if you want pizza. 329 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:41,170 Goddamn millennials! 330 00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:44,714 [ Banjo plays, limb stomps ] 331 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:54,121 ♪♪ 332 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:04,325 ♪♪ 333 00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:10,096 Made in Georgia, baby! Whoo!