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{\an8}[music: "Saint-Tropez, Saint-Tropez"]
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{\an8}♪ I unplug from all my worries
I'm going on vacation, and I'm living again ♪
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{\an8}♪ Sea, sex and sun
As Gainsbourg says ♪
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{\an8}♪ That’s the feeling
From my beautiful days ♪
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{\an8}♪ Saint-Tropez, its horde of breasts
It’s light, delight, more sun, more fun ♪
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{\an8}♪ Two weeks to have fun
It's not Peru but it's the foot ♪
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{\an8}♪ Monokini, mini bare ass,
If you want to tan,
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{\an8}♪ You have to sunbathe naked ♪
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{\an8}♪ Saint-Tropez ♪
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{\an8}♪ Saint-Tropez ♪
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{\an8}♪ Saint-Tropez ♪
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{\an8}♪ Saint-Tropez ♪
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{\an8}♪ Love, vacation
Love, sunshine ♪
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{\an8}♪ It's no problem
It's not the same ♪
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{\an8}♪ When I return, I will forget everything ♪
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{\an8}♪ The most handsome guys
The craziest kisses ♪
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{\an8}♪ Saint-Tropez, its horde of breasts
It’s light, delight, more sun, more fun ♪
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{\an8}♪ I have my walkman, the sea and the sky
That's it, I'm connected to the sun ♪
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{\an8}♪ Saint-Tropez ♪
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{\an8}♪ Saint-Tropez ♪
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{\an8}♪ Saint-Tropez ♪
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[upbeat music]
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- Anthony?
[man] - Yes?
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- What ?
- Are we taking Brutus on vacation with us?
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No way, leave it to your mother.
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I was wrong to ask you,
I already knew the answer.
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- I'm going.
- It won't take you two hours?
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I go back and forth.
Be ready when I come back.
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I'm just showering.
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[the doorbell rings]
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[the doorbell rings]
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Wait a second, I'm coming!
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[groans] It's always the same thing!
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It's always when we shower
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someone comes to ring the doorbell.
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Who is there? Is that you, Charlotte?
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[silence]
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[sighs]
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Who rang first?
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The postman,
for a registered letter.
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Come back, I'm here.
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No time,
I slipped the notice under the door.
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[rattles]
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[door slams]
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No, that's not true!
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Shit !
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No panic. What to do?
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[elevator]
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[stutters] Hello, I have… Um…
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and then, obviously,
It's stupid, but that's how it is.
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[a door opens]
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Ugh, not great.
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[plague] “Meh”?
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Okay, big measures.
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[he lets out a war cry]
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Ah, the cow!
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The balcony.
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[plague]
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[sounds]
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Unless there's no one there.
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[woman] - Who is there?
- Your neighbor.
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[woman] - What do you want?
- Return home via your balcony.
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[woman] - You don’t have the key?
- No.
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[woman] - Call a locksmith.
- From where?
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[woman] Coffee, I don't have a phone.
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But I can't go out!
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[woman] - Why?
- I'm not covered enough.
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Be chic, Madame Bardot, open up for me.
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I come in, I jump on your balcony,
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and you will never hear again
talk about me.
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[she unlocks the door]
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Turn around.
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[upbeat music]
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I saw others!
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Olé!
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[he curses at the door, she giggles]
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You are early, my darling!
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I finished my shift early!
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- Are you okay, Mr. Bardot?
- It's okay, thank you.
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But what does that mean?
Can you explain it to me?
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It's not what you think!
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That’s how it is, that’s life!
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[sighs]
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I'm well advanced now.
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How annoying we can be,
in life!
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[he blows, people laugh]
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Have you never seen anything?
Is it funny?
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Mators! Vicious people!
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[people continue to make fun]
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[sighs]
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[door slams]
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[upbeat music]
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Honey?
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[inaudible]
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Honey?
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Dear ?
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He's here, darling!
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What were you doing naked on the balcony?
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I expected that!
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Among all the intelligent questions,
you choose the stupidest one.
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Yes, what were you doing naked
on the balcony?
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That's life !
What do you want me to tell you?
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I could have gone ice skating
in the freezer,
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or skiing on the quarter of butter
in the fridge.
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Instead,
you find me naked on the balcony.
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I tell you again: this is life.
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- You need to rest, teddy bear.
- That's why we're going on vacation.
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Come on, hop on.
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The postman came by.
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If he comes back,
It's me who irons it, the dung.
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[she closes the door]
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Swarm! Christian and Laura
must wait for us.
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[she] Must turn around,
I forgot something.
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- What ?
- My pills.
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We don't care!
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If we don't go get my pills,
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you will sleep on the crutch.
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Let me go
with your pills!
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We're not going into the desert,
You will buy some on site.
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- You're just selfish, Antoine.
- That's it, we'll tell him.
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I'm going to get Christian and Laura
who have been waiting for an hour.
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- I'm coming with you.
- No, keep the suitcases.
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- Ah, men!
- You, leave me alone!
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I pity you, my little lady!
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Did someone ask you something?
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[a woman shouts] Big pile!
Bitch! Swelling!
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[man] Stop breaking everything
or I'll hit you!
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My Oscar! She ruined my Oscar!
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You're going to pay me for it, bitch!
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Coward ! Macho! Whore!
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[door slams]
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- Are you saying that to me?
- Perfectly!
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Am I disturbing?
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- You, shut up.
- Ah OK.
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Get dressed,
We're late enough as it is!
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I have nothing to wear.
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The bad faith of women!
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What is this?
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A closet or Galeries Lafayette?
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I've already worn everything once or twice.
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- Oh, I'm here!
- You, shut up.
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- I didn't say anything.
- If: “I am here”.
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- If we can talk no more.
- Not when my wife yells at me.
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Your wife? That would hurt me!
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I will never marry
a crook like you.
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No question of marrying a pain in the ass
who sucks the air out of me!
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- Shall I suck the air out of you?
- Perfectly.
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Two years of whining:
"I have a stomach ache, I'm fat,
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- “I want to lose weight.”
- It's not true!
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And your questions:
“Is it an hour to get home?
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"Why are you late? Where have you been?"
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I live with a cop, not a woman.
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Poor guy!
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You think I love
live with a pervert?
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- Who are you talking about?
- About you, obsessed!
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Monsieur wants to do more
love normally.
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I have to wear stockings,
preferably black.
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- And suspender belts.
- You're exaggerating.
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- Do you like these things?
- It's funny.
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Shut up, don't get involved in this.
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Okay, I'll shut up.
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What if that was all!
But I'm forbidden from wearing jeans,
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I have to wear skirts,
and no panties,
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but exclusively thongs,
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so he can see my ass
on demand.
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Laura, Antoine is not interested.
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- You're not interested?
- Ugh.
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What you like in a woman,
It's his posterior.
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You should live with a pair of butts
to be happy.
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But a pair of buttocks
who does the housework, the laundry,
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and the food!
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That's enough! You go for it
to the bathroom
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otherwise, I'll throw you away
out the window!
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At your command, darling.
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I like it when you talk to me kindly.
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She is nervous,
but she has a nice ass.
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[sighs with satisfaction]
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It feels good to stretch out
the guiboles!
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My back hurts.
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[inaudible discussion]
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-Laura?
- Arnaud!
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[chuckles]
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- Who are they?
- A danger.
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This is the perfect profile
of the professional flirt.
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- What are you doing here?
- I'm going on vacation with Gérard.
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- Hello, beauty.
- Hello, Superman.
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-And you, what are you doing here?
- We're also going on vacation.
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Come on, come on!
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- My friend Charlotte.
- Hi.
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His friend Antoine and Christian, mine.
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- Her fiancé.
- Not yet !
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It's just like.
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It's Arnaud, a childhood friend.
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- We were raised together.
- Hello, badgers.
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I am Arnaud's muscles.
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That will be 300 francs.
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- Here, a tip.
- THANKS.
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- And for motorcycles?
- Full, to the brim.
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Okay.
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- Great, your car!
- Do you want to try it?
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- Oh, yes!
- OK, we'll go a long way together.
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We have things to say to each other,
since time.
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- It won't be sad.
- Come on, let's go.
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Do you want it?
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Thank you my darling, you look great!
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-And what do we do?
- Follow us.
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Well let’s see!
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We can also open the way for you,
while we're at it.
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It won't be necessary.
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If we ever get lost,
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we meet again
on Departmental 532, OK?
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Hello, badgers.
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[the car starts]
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Did they just steal our girls?
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Anyway, it looks like it. Come on.
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[whistles the young woman]
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Watch what you're doing, you big pig!
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My motorcycle! But stop!
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Pardon.
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[plague]
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What an idiot, this guy!
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There is gasoline
on the antiparasitic. Shit !
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- What do we do?
- I can't start like that!
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You have to disassemble and dry everything.
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Piss off!
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[rattles]
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Life is all bullshit.
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[breath]
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- Do you remember in La Baule?
- I almost drowned?
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Yes. I took you out of the water
I don't know how.
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- Hands off, Tarzan!
- How are you !
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- Is it coming?
[Antoine] - It's almost finished.
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Not too soon.
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- A helping hand?
- Especially not!
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Clumsy as you are!
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- Move around, we've already given. Come on !
- Ah good ?
249
00:15:34,791 --> 00:15:36,791
I don't see them,
we had to lose them.
250
00:15:36,875 --> 00:15:38,000
OK, I'm slowing down.
251
00:15:38,083 --> 00:15:40,958
- For the villa, it's not a problem.
- It's true ?
252
00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:43,125
- Of course !
- Great.
253
00:15:43,833 --> 00:15:45,541
[he sighs] Say,
254
00:15:45,625 --> 00:15:48,041
at this pace,
we will never be in Saint-Tropez.
255
00:15:48,125 --> 00:15:49,708
- Oh, no!
- Saint-Tropez?
256
00:15:49,791 --> 00:15:50,916
It's great there!
257
00:15:51,625 --> 00:15:54,750
- Do you know?
- No, I've never set foot there.
258
00:15:54,833 --> 00:15:56,125
[Antoine] Well then?
259
00:15:56,208 --> 00:15:57,833
[he starts the motorcycle]
260
00:16:01,458 --> 00:16:03,875
Hey! My money!
261
00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:06,291
The cows!
262
00:16:15,291 --> 00:16:18,125
Sorry, but we can't
wait longer.
263
00:16:18,208 --> 00:16:19,875
It's normal! Have a good trip!
264
00:16:20,541 --> 00:16:23,666
- See you soon, and thank you!
- Ciao!
265
00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:31,041
What the hell are they doing?
266
00:16:32,666 --> 00:16:34,250
[engine]
267
00:16:51,833 --> 00:16:53,958
- Shall I take you?
- No, thank you.
268
00:16:54,041 --> 00:16:55,333
Come on, come on!
269
00:16:59,291 --> 00:17:01,875
OK, but it will be 500 balls
for each.
270
00:17:01,958 --> 00:17:03,291
Damn, I would have seen everything!
271
00:17:09,875 --> 00:17:10,916
Here they are!
272
00:17:11,708 --> 00:17:13,541
- Finally !
- We're here!
273
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,833
[they cut the engines]
274
00:17:23,916 --> 00:17:26,000
- What happened to you?
- A breakdown.
275
00:17:26,625 --> 00:17:29,041
You messed up well
with the two rich people?
276
00:17:29,125 --> 00:17:30,541
We mostly waited for you.
277
00:17:30,625 --> 00:17:33,833
Good news: Arnaud is lending us
his villa in Saint-Tropez.
278
00:17:33,916 --> 00:17:36,500
- Wow !
- Why is that?
279
00:17:36,583 --> 00:17:39,708
They are going on a 15-day cruise.
280
00:17:39,791 --> 00:17:41,416
- It's great, isn't it?
- Yes,
281
00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:44,291
but I'm sure he just wants you
at his disposal.
282
00:17:44,375 --> 00:17:45,625
You are exaggerating!
283
00:17:45,708 --> 00:17:47,958
He's a friend,
he wanted to please us.
284
00:17:48,041 --> 00:17:51,166
You will tell your friend
that if he continues, I will hit him.
285
00:17:51,250 --> 00:17:52,500
- That's all.
- So say,
286
00:17:52,583 --> 00:17:55,000
I find it good,
It will be a change from camping.
287
00:17:55,083 --> 00:17:56,708
- Do you think that's good?
- Yes.
288
00:17:56,791 --> 00:17:58,875
If he comes,
I hook him up with Charlotte.
289
00:17:58,958 --> 00:18:01,625
You're nice, you!
290
00:18:01,708 --> 00:18:05,041
It's not a bad idea,
he has a good face!
291
00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:07,333
How so ? Do you want to get away?
292
00:18:07,416 --> 00:18:09,250
In Saint-Tropez, but with you.
293
00:18:11,833 --> 00:18:13,500
[they shout with joy]
294
00:18:17,666 --> 00:18:20,500
[music: “Saint-Tropez Saint-Tropez”]
295
00:18:46,666 --> 00:18:49,791
[music: “Saint-Tropez Saint-Tropez”]
296
00:19:07,541 --> 00:19:10,666
[music: “Saint-Tropez, Saint-Tropez”]
297
00:19:20,708 --> 00:19:22,375
[Arnaud lets out a cry of joy]
298
00:19:25,666 --> 00:19:28,791
[music: “Saint-Tropez, Saint-Tropez”]
299
00:19:32,291 --> 00:19:33,333
[honk]
300
00:19:48,708 --> 00:19:50,791
[Charlotte] That looks cool!
301
00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:53,500
Great !
302
00:19:57,416 --> 00:19:58,500
[scream of joy]
303
00:19:59,083 --> 00:19:59,958
Great!
304
00:20:02,708 --> 00:20:05,583
[he curses] It's always the same
who work!
305
00:20:05,666 --> 00:20:07,666
[he shouts] I'm all alone!
306
00:20:07,750 --> 00:20:09,958
It looks like a postcard!
307
00:20:10,958 --> 00:20:13,666
Sublime, this swimming pool!
The water is crystal clear!
308
00:20:13,750 --> 00:20:15,083
She's cold!
309
00:20:15,166 --> 00:20:17,291
- Is it my fault?
- I didn't say that!
310
00:20:17,375 --> 00:20:20,791
You seem to accuse me,
as if it was my fault!
311
00:20:20,875 --> 00:20:23,041
I have the right to say that it is cold.
312
00:20:23,125 --> 00:20:24,500
[he sighs] We stop there,
313
00:20:24,583 --> 00:20:28,250
- you always want the last word.
- I have the right to have an opinion.
314
00:20:28,333 --> 00:20:29,958
Yes, but not to upset me.
315
00:20:30,041 --> 00:20:33,291
The water is not cold,
She's a little fresh, that's all.
316
00:20:41,291 --> 00:20:42,958
[he screams]
317
00:20:43,041 --> 00:20:44,333
What's happening to you?
318
00:20:44,416 --> 00:20:46,041
The cow, she’s cold!
319
00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:51,791
Flawless.
320
00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:53,750
It has everything you need!
321
00:20:54,666 --> 00:20:57,416
- Except gas.
- Logically, they cut it.
322
00:20:58,125 --> 00:21:00,208
- Still nothing.
- Wait, I'll look.
323
00:21:03,291 --> 00:21:04,416
It's butane.
324
00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:07,958
Obviously, it is empty.
325
00:21:08,041 --> 00:21:09,375
So replace it.
326
00:21:09,458 --> 00:21:10,791
Have you seen what it weighs?
327
00:21:10,875 --> 00:21:12,166
You're strong.
328
00:21:12,250 --> 00:21:15,166
You want me to cross the village
with 20 kg on the back,
329
00:21:15,250 --> 00:21:17,375
- exhausted as I am?
- Why not ?
330
00:21:17,458 --> 00:21:20,291
Are you kidding?
I'm on vacation, I'm wearing nothing.
331
00:21:20,375 --> 00:21:22,666
There won't be any gas, too bad.
332
00:21:22,750 --> 00:21:24,833
We will eat cold,
or we won't eat.
333
00:21:25,458 --> 00:21:28,375
If you're boring like that,
we're going to have a great vacation.
334
00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:34,541
Let's see the bed.
335
00:21:34,625 --> 00:21:35,833
[the bed creaks]
336
00:21:36,750 --> 00:21:39,583
They must have found it
in a Mexican brothel!
337
00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:42,166
If you make love on it,
you have to cum quickly,
338
00:21:42,250 --> 00:21:44,250
otherwise you will wake up
the whole neighborhood.
339
00:21:45,250 --> 00:21:46,291
[sniffles]
340
00:21:46,375 --> 00:21:47,625
It smells like lavender.
341
00:21:49,333 --> 00:21:50,958
Will you help me make the bed?
342
00:21:52,041 --> 00:21:54,083
It's not bad, I say!
343
00:21:54,166 --> 00:21:55,125
[he whistles]
344
00:21:55,208 --> 00:21:56,458
It blows my mind!
345
00:21:57,166 --> 00:21:59,041
What is it?
346
00:21:59,125 --> 00:22:00,791
- It's a bar!
- A bar?
347
00:22:00,875 --> 00:22:04,041
-Ricard.
- To drink!
348
00:22:04,125 --> 00:22:06,375
- Vodka.
- Is there anything less Cossack?
349
00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:07,916
You are demanding today.
350
00:22:08,500 --> 00:22:11,750
- A two-year-old whiskey?
[in English] - Yes, my dear.
351
00:22:11,833 --> 00:22:13,291
So.
352
00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:14,833
[in English] It’s perfect!
353
00:22:15,708 --> 00:22:16,708
[in Italian] Thank you.
354
00:22:16,791 --> 00:22:19,875
- Shall we have a drink by the pool?
- Yes.
355
00:22:19,958 --> 00:22:22,916
- How are you on vacation?
- Stop, girls!
356
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,833
We are not your slaves,
It’s vacation! Cool !
357
00:22:25,916 --> 00:22:28,291
While we're setting up the house,
358
00:22:28,375 --> 00:22:30,166
you will think about shopping.
359
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,583
It's not a bad idea.
360
00:22:35,541 --> 00:22:36,833
- Are you coming?
- Well yeah.
361
00:22:39,916 --> 00:22:41,666
- I have something to tell you.
- Go ahead,
362
00:22:41,750 --> 00:22:44,583
I'm in a good mood,
I can hear everything.
363
00:22:44,666 --> 00:22:47,000
- That's good.
- Did you get an STD?
364
00:22:47,083 --> 00:22:49,083
- I lost the wallet.
- Shit !
365
00:22:49,166 --> 00:22:51,958
Don't shout!
That’s how it is, I don’t have it!
366
00:22:52,041 --> 00:22:54,791
I looked in the suitcases,
and nothing. Gone!
367
00:22:54,875 --> 00:22:57,500
- You don't miss one!
[he protests] - Well!
368
00:22:58,583 --> 00:23:01,708
[upbeat music]
369
00:23:21,875 --> 00:23:24,791
- It was great.
- Yes, but I'm dead tired.
370
00:23:27,333 --> 00:23:28,916
Not bad, the boards.
371
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,083
Well curled, just the way I like them.
372
00:23:31,166 --> 00:23:32,458
[woman] - Ingeu?
- Yes ?
373
00:23:33,750 --> 00:23:35,833
[rattles of pain]
374
00:23:36,750 --> 00:23:40,250
- Do you hear the bells of St Tropez?
- Even those of Ramatuelle.
375
00:23:41,708 --> 00:23:43,916
- It's just a bump.
- How clumsy!
376
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,791
We are sorry.
377
00:23:46,875 --> 00:23:47,875
There you go.
378
00:23:47,958 --> 00:23:49,916
- Is he in pain?
- Him ? No !
379
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,791
Christian. Are you on vacation?
380
00:23:51,875 --> 00:23:54,083
- For a week.
- We are disembarking.
381
00:23:54,166 --> 00:23:56,250
- What are your first names?
- Ingeu.
382
00:23:56,333 --> 00:23:58,166
- Leonor.
- Karine.
383
00:23:58,250 --> 00:24:00,833
Ouch, cow! I'm in pain!
384
00:24:00,916 --> 00:24:03,708
- But is he injured?
- Oh, yes!
385
00:24:03,791 --> 00:24:05,958
- Ouch, slowly.
- You have a nice bump.
386
00:24:06,041 --> 00:24:09,166
Oh yes, ouch!
387
00:24:12,416 --> 00:24:14,500
- Nothing serious?
- No, just a bump,
388
00:24:14,583 --> 00:24:17,750
- he packs a lot of weight, this actor.
- Camembert, you!
389
00:24:17,833 --> 00:24:19,500
- Ingeu?
- Yes ?
390
00:24:19,583 --> 00:24:22,250
Our friend needs
with a cold water compress.
391
00:24:23,416 --> 00:24:24,916
Very cold water, even.
392
00:24:26,041 --> 00:24:27,083
All right.
393
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,041
Ouch!
394
00:24:31,208 --> 00:24:35,250
Let me go! I don't have any more pain!
395
00:24:35,333 --> 00:24:36,791
[Antoine] I'm in more pain!
396
00:24:39,041 --> 00:24:42,166
[screams]
397
00:24:44,333 --> 00:24:47,458
[soft music]
398
00:24:49,500 --> 00:24:51,125
I was sure of that.
399
00:24:51,208 --> 00:24:53,375
Why did I give you the eight of clubs?
400
00:24:53,958 --> 00:24:56,875
They're still not there at 9 p.m.
they don't care about the world.
401
00:24:58,166 --> 00:25:00,583
- You're not hungry?
- Yes, it's starting,
402
00:25:00,666 --> 00:25:01,875
but the fridge is empty.
403
00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:03,958
I hope they are well.
404
00:25:04,041 --> 00:25:06,958
- Undress.
- Here ? Right away ?
405
00:25:07,541 --> 00:25:10,000
Of course. Didn't he warn you?
406
00:25:10,083 --> 00:25:13,166
- What ?
- We are giving a special evening.
407
00:25:13,708 --> 00:25:15,500
Very special.
408
00:25:15,583 --> 00:25:17,333
We love group meetings.
409
00:25:17,958 --> 00:25:20,333
- Let's say, as a naturist.
- Ah good !
410
00:25:20,416 --> 00:25:22,000
We have nothing against it!
411
00:25:23,250 --> 00:25:24,208
It's great!
412
00:25:24,291 --> 00:25:26,541
- Are there any girls?
- More than boys.
413
00:25:26,625 --> 00:25:29,750
- Holy cow, that’s going to be a blast!
- Our guests are already naked.
414
00:25:29,833 --> 00:25:32,458
- You must go in the same outfit.
- Normal.
415
00:25:32,541 --> 00:25:34,000
To shock anyone.
416
00:25:34,083 --> 00:25:36,875
- Shall we keep our pants on?
- That wouldn't be appropriate.
417
00:25:36,958 --> 00:25:38,500
Yes, we will look like rednecks.
418
00:25:39,041 --> 00:25:40,000
Okay, okay.
419
00:25:40,583 --> 00:25:41,541
[Leonor] Let's go.
420
00:25:47,416 --> 00:25:49,500
[she opens the door, sensual music]
421
00:25:49,583 --> 00:25:52,458
[Antoine] - Don’t push!
[Christian] - We don't see anything there.
422
00:25:52,541 --> 00:25:55,458
[Antoine] - No power?
[Christian] - I don't know.
423
00:25:57,833 --> 00:25:58,958
[bursts of laughter]
424
00:25:59,041 --> 00:26:00,083
The cow!
425
00:26:00,750 --> 00:26:03,166
- We look stupid!
- You surprise me!
426
00:26:03,250 --> 00:26:04,500
Shit !
427
00:26:04,583 --> 00:26:05,875
Champagne!
428
00:26:07,541 --> 00:26:12,750
[laughs]
429
00:26:25,833 --> 00:26:28,166
[soft music]
430
00:26:28,250 --> 00:26:29,291
11 p.m.!
431
00:26:30,583 --> 00:26:33,375
- As long as they didn't have an accident.
- But no.
432
00:26:33,458 --> 00:26:36,583
- The hospital would have called.
- And the morgue, while we're at it?
433
00:26:38,208 --> 00:26:41,333
[upbeat music]
434
00:27:19,708 --> 00:27:23,708
[inaudible discussion]
435
00:27:28,083 --> 00:27:31,208
[laughs]
436
00:27:31,291 --> 00:27:34,416
[soft music]
437
00:27:55,375 --> 00:27:57,250
[laughs]
438
00:27:57,333 --> 00:28:00,458
[upbeat music]
439
00:28:08,041 --> 00:28:10,000
[laughs]
440
00:28:10,083 --> 00:28:13,208
[soft music]
441
00:28:24,583 --> 00:28:27,708
[she shouts, and laughs]
442
00:28:30,125 --> 00:28:33,250
[upbeat music]
443
00:28:40,541 --> 00:28:43,666
[soft music]
444
00:28:56,875 --> 00:29:00,000
[upbeat music]
445
00:29:12,458 --> 00:29:14,958
[soft music]
446
00:29:15,041 --> 00:29:17,666
You make love
like a caveman.
447
00:29:17,750 --> 00:29:18,791
That's to say ?
448
00:29:18,875 --> 00:29:20,958
[she imitates a gunshot]
449
00:29:22,041 --> 00:29:23,083
Fast.
450
00:29:36,500 --> 00:29:38,666
[crash]
[Christian] Shh! No noise!
451
00:29:38,750 --> 00:29:41,875
We can't see anything there!
Didn't we have a bad place?
452
00:29:41,958 --> 00:29:44,041
[he shouts]
453
00:29:46,416 --> 00:29:48,125
[Christian] You don't miss one!
454
00:29:48,750 --> 00:29:50,416
Help me instead of yelling at me.
455
00:29:52,416 --> 00:29:53,458
Definitely!
456
00:29:54,375 --> 00:29:57,500
[Antoine stamps his feet]
457
00:29:57,583 --> 00:29:59,208
- Shh!
- I can't help it!
458
00:30:08,166 --> 00:30:09,625
[he closes the door]
459
00:30:10,166 --> 00:30:11,458
[Christian] Shh!
460
00:30:13,958 --> 00:30:15,000
[crash]
461
00:30:15,083 --> 00:30:16,291
[whispers] The cow!
462
00:30:16,375 --> 00:30:19,083
- Shh, we'll wake them up.
- It hurts!
463
00:30:19,166 --> 00:30:20,916
Is it an hour to get home?
464
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,791
[he hesitates] That's nice,
you waited for us!
465
00:30:23,875 --> 00:30:25,041
Where is the food?
466
00:30:25,125 --> 00:30:26,250
[he stutters]
467
00:30:26,333 --> 00:30:28,791
[he stutters] I'll tell you,
it's simple,
468
00:30:28,875 --> 00:30:30,875
It’s that yesterday we…
469
00:30:30,958 --> 00:30:32,291
[Charlotte] I understand.
470
00:30:32,375 --> 00:30:35,500
- We don't ask you where you were.
- Go back. Come on.
471
00:30:35,583 --> 00:30:39,041
- And how.
[Antoine] - But anyway, wait!
472
00:30:39,916 --> 00:30:40,958
[Antoine] Charlotte!
473
00:30:41,041 --> 00:30:42,416
[she slams the door]
474
00:30:42,500 --> 00:30:45,708
[cicadas]
475
00:30:52,458 --> 00:30:55,583
[laughs]
476
00:31:01,666 --> 00:31:03,083
[man] Hello, girls!
477
00:31:05,125 --> 00:31:06,541
[man] Hello, girls!
478
00:31:06,625 --> 00:31:07,916
[screams] Asshole!
479
00:31:09,500 --> 00:31:10,750
[man] Hello, Victor!
480
00:31:10,833 --> 00:31:11,875
[laughs]
481
00:31:12,708 --> 00:31:13,958
Are you coming?
482
00:31:17,833 --> 00:31:19,041
[Laura] Hi, Victor!
483
00:31:19,125 --> 00:31:20,000
[rattles]
484
00:31:20,083 --> 00:31:21,125
Hello, Viktor!
485
00:31:21,208 --> 00:31:22,291
[rattles]
486
00:31:24,541 --> 00:31:25,625
[screams] Gosh!
487
00:31:25,708 --> 00:31:29,000
Even girls?
It's starting to do well, machos!
488
00:31:29,083 --> 00:31:32,625
How she annoys me,
this year!
489
00:31:32,708 --> 00:31:33,750
[laughs]
490
00:31:34,791 --> 00:31:37,916
[music: “Easy Life”]
491
00:32:11,833 --> 00:32:12,875
Hello.
492
00:32:13,416 --> 00:32:16,708
- Do you have a cabin?
- Yes, take the middle one.
493
00:32:16,791 --> 00:32:18,041
Okay.
494
00:32:22,458 --> 00:32:24,250
- My lord.
- Thank you, my good man.
495
00:32:24,333 --> 00:32:27,791
[radio] You just listened
"New Paradise" on Radio Saint-Tropez.
496
00:32:31,541 --> 00:32:33,208
I have dry hair!
497
00:32:33,291 --> 00:32:34,333
Wait.
498
00:32:35,166 --> 00:32:36,208
Come on.
499
00:32:37,166 --> 00:32:38,166
It's me !
500
00:32:38,250 --> 00:32:39,833
I want to swim!
501
00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:43,166
- Do you have sunscreen oil?
- Yes, I took it.
502
00:32:46,916 --> 00:32:48,583
Hey, Travolta!
503
00:32:48,666 --> 00:32:51,916
-Chris!
[in English] - Yeah!
504
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,083
[laughs]
505
00:32:56,500 --> 00:32:59,125
Girls! Look who’s there!
506
00:32:59,208 --> 00:33:00,583
Yeah, great!
507
00:33:01,708 --> 00:33:04,875
[screams of joy, laughter]
508
00:33:05,666 --> 00:33:10,875
[animated discussion, inaudible]
509
00:33:16,416 --> 00:33:18,791
- Have you thought of me?
- All night.
510
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:26,375
[moans] No one has ever done me
love as well as you.
511
00:33:26,458 --> 00:33:29,125
- Tomorrow, I will surpass myself.
- You'll see!
512
00:33:29,208 --> 00:33:31,750
Tomorrow we surpass ourselves
on top of each other?
513
00:33:31,833 --> 00:33:33,083
[screams of joy]
514
00:33:33,166 --> 00:33:35,708
- I've heard enough.
- The scum!
515
00:33:37,416 --> 00:33:39,791
[laughs, inaudible discussion]
516
00:33:41,916 --> 00:33:42,958
Shit !
517
00:33:43,583 --> 00:33:47,125
- Is that all you have to say?
- Don't be fooled by appearances.
518
00:33:47,208 --> 00:33:48,250
Poor guy!
519
00:33:50,375 --> 00:33:52,416
[in German] Attention! Our girls!
520
00:33:52,500 --> 00:33:55,416
- Aren't our girls great?
- No, ours!
521
00:33:55,500 --> 00:33:58,500
- Have you seen them?
- Yes, they saw and heard us.
522
00:33:58,583 --> 00:34:00,250
- Shit.
- I already said that.
523
00:34:00,333 --> 00:34:03,291
- Shall we play volleyball?
- Go ahead, I'll join you.
524
00:34:03,375 --> 00:34:05,208
[screams] Charlotte, wait for me!
525
00:34:08,416 --> 00:34:10,125
[screams] Charlotte, wait for me!
526
00:34:11,666 --> 00:34:12,625
[Charlotte screams]
527
00:34:12,708 --> 00:34:15,375
Let me go, you bitch!
And never touch me again!
528
00:34:15,458 --> 00:34:17,708
- There's a misunderstanding!
- Not for me!
529
00:34:17,791 --> 00:34:19,875
Where are you going, Christian? Wait for us!
530
00:34:20,541 --> 00:34:22,625
- What is he doing?
- Is he leaving?
531
00:34:22,708 --> 00:34:23,916
Yes, he's leaving.
532
00:34:24,833 --> 00:34:27,916
- Laura, understand that…
- That you are trash, I know it.
533
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:29,041
[he laughs, she curses]
534
00:34:29,708 --> 00:34:32,708
You see, you're losing your temper... for nothing.
535
00:34:32,791 --> 00:34:33,833
Eh ?
536
00:34:34,500 --> 00:34:36,875
- Charlotte, my darling…
- Crush yourself, Antoine,
537
00:34:36,958 --> 00:34:40,583
and know that the first guy not too stupid
that I come across, I do it to myself.
538
00:34:40,666 --> 00:34:41,708
And me too.
539
00:34:41,791 --> 00:34:44,250
- You're not going to do that?
- We're going to embarrass ourselves!
540
00:34:47,625 --> 00:34:49,166
[they shout]
541
00:34:49,250 --> 00:34:51,625
- Well? What is happening?
- Are you okay?
542
00:34:51,708 --> 00:34:54,166
If these girls wanted to take us on board,
543
00:34:54,250 --> 00:34:56,083
we refused, you know us.
544
00:34:56,166 --> 00:34:59,666
[Leonor] - Well, well!
- Yes, it’s crazy how much we like it!
545
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,791
Shall we do this volleyball?
546
00:35:03,875 --> 00:35:06,958
- Let's relax!
- Yes, let's go!
547
00:35:08,125 --> 00:35:09,583
Don't look back!
548
00:35:10,125 --> 00:35:13,250
[Charlotte] You are right,
let's make a circus for them!
549
00:35:18,625 --> 00:35:19,791
- Yours!
- Yes !
550
00:35:19,875 --> 00:35:21,541
Hop! Yeah !
551
00:35:21,625 --> 00:35:24,500
[grunting] - Listen!
- Incredible, that!
552
00:35:24,583 --> 00:35:26,125
- Put it back.
- It's yours.
553
00:35:26,208 --> 00:35:27,250
- Ah good ?
- Come on.
554
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:32,041
- Go ahead!
- Anthony!
555
00:35:32,125 --> 00:35:33,625
[they moan]
556
00:35:33,708 --> 00:35:35,791
[Antoine protests]
557
00:35:47,916 --> 00:35:51,291
- Do you see what I see, Gérard?
- Are these our friends?
558
00:35:53,916 --> 00:35:57,916
So that they die of jealousy,
We should be flirted with.
559
00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:59,166
Two, preferably.
560
00:36:00,500 --> 00:36:02,500
Would you like it, Charlotte?
561
00:36:03,041 --> 00:36:05,125
- Huh, the athlete?
- Yes,
562
00:36:05,208 --> 00:36:07,875
and like a beast!
And you, with Laura?
563
00:36:09,041 --> 00:36:12,166
It's true that she has changed a lot,
564
00:36:12,250 --> 00:36:14,375
She hooks me up really well now.
565
00:36:17,916 --> 00:36:19,958
[she cries] Do you see what I see?
566
00:36:20,833 --> 00:36:22,916
- Arnaud!
- Gerard!
567
00:36:23,958 --> 00:36:25,000
[laughs]
568
00:36:25,583 --> 00:36:28,583
- Are you doing it on purpose?
- I can't do everything!
569
00:36:28,666 --> 00:36:31,791
I can't play and watch the coast,
did you understand me?
570
00:36:31,875 --> 00:36:35,000
[woman] - Yes!
- Here, mine!
571
00:36:36,166 --> 00:36:37,875
Help them up.
572
00:36:40,125 --> 00:36:42,208
- How are you ?
- Hello, girls!
573
00:36:42,916 --> 00:36:46,041
- Glad to see us again?
- You can't imagine how many!
574
00:36:46,708 --> 00:36:48,166
Come on, one after the other.
575
00:36:51,333 --> 00:36:52,375
[woman] Slowly!
576
00:37:01,666 --> 00:37:02,875
They didn't take long.
577
00:37:13,125 --> 00:37:15,666
It's crazy!
What do they have more than us?
578
00:37:15,750 --> 00:37:19,291
A super car, a villa,
some money and a yacht.
579
00:37:19,375 --> 00:37:21,208
It won't happen like that!
Come!
580
00:37:21,875 --> 00:37:24,916
[laughs]
581
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:28,125
It had to happen,
he always has his mind elsewhere.
582
00:37:28,791 --> 00:37:32,000
- Ouch!
- Relax! Take a deep breath!
583
00:37:32,958 --> 00:37:37,125
- And blow!
- Ouch! No ! Let me go!
584
00:37:37,208 --> 00:37:39,500
Aren't they swollen enough like that?
585
00:37:43,125 --> 00:37:46,041
Have you finally abandoned your biker?
586
00:37:46,125 --> 00:37:47,458
For a moment, yes.
587
00:37:48,083 --> 00:37:49,916
Just long enough to make love.
588
00:37:51,125 --> 00:37:53,208
It's a good idea,
It hooks me.
589
00:37:54,416 --> 00:37:56,500
- I really want you.
- Not me.
590
00:37:57,416 --> 00:37:59,708
You don't like the sex symbol
what am I?
591
00:38:00,541 --> 00:38:03,666
Stop messing around,
This is not the time!
592
00:38:04,958 --> 00:38:06,625
You're right, I'll let it go.
593
00:38:06,708 --> 00:38:08,583
We start again from the beginning.
594
00:38:08,666 --> 00:38:10,750
Since I saw you again, Laura,
595
00:38:11,416 --> 00:38:13,958
I haven't stopped thinking about you.
596
00:38:14,666 --> 00:38:16,750
Are you playing the violins for me?
597
00:38:17,583 --> 00:38:20,708
Arnaud! Can you come?
I can't find the champagne bucket.
598
00:38:20,791 --> 00:38:23,166
The small staff has anxieties.
599
00:38:23,250 --> 00:38:24,583
You should go see.
600
00:38:25,958 --> 00:38:27,000
I'll come back.
601
00:38:33,291 --> 00:38:35,375
Is your playboy always like this?
602
00:38:35,458 --> 00:38:38,458
I'm used to it,
he has been playing heartthrobs since he was little.
603
00:38:38,541 --> 00:38:39,541
I see the type:
604
00:38:39,625 --> 00:38:41,625
he wants to be connected,
watch his look,
605
00:38:41,708 --> 00:38:44,083
play macho,
but behaves like a redneck.
606
00:38:45,250 --> 00:38:46,666
[Arnaud] At the table!
607
00:38:46,750 --> 00:38:48,666
That's good, I'm hungry. Are you coming?
608
00:38:48,750 --> 00:38:49,750
I join you.
609
00:38:53,875 --> 00:38:55,791
- And Charlotte?
- She makes love.
610
00:38:55,875 --> 00:38:57,416
- With whom ?
- The sun.
611
00:38:57,500 --> 00:38:58,708
I want to see that.
612
00:39:00,583 --> 00:39:03,250
- Will you get me a drink?
- Champagne Piper-Heidsieck.
613
00:39:03,333 --> 00:39:04,333
Classy, right?
614
00:39:05,583 --> 00:39:08,708
[soft music]
615
00:39:19,291 --> 00:39:22,458
- Are you looking at my muscles?
- Not particularly, no.
616
00:39:22,541 --> 00:39:23,875
I look at everything.
617
00:39:23,958 --> 00:39:27,083
- Do you like it?
- Why are you putting yourself up for sale?
618
00:39:27,708 --> 00:39:29,291
The body is important.
619
00:39:29,375 --> 00:39:31,333
But be careful, it takes work.
620
00:39:31,416 --> 00:39:32,458
Every morning…
621
00:39:32,541 --> 00:39:35,375
- And what do you do in the evening?
- I see models.
622
00:39:36,083 --> 00:39:37,208
That's good.
623
00:39:37,291 --> 00:39:39,791
- What do you do for a living ?
- Model.
624
00:39:39,875 --> 00:39:42,125
No joke!
Have you ever posed in Playboy?
625
00:39:42,916 --> 00:39:45,916
Not yet. You want to propose to me
the central page?
626
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,500
You should, with your breasts!
627
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:53,250
[Charlotte] Say,
628
00:39:53,333 --> 00:39:54,750
You lack training!
629
00:39:57,750 --> 00:39:59,541
It's all crazy.
630
00:39:59,625 --> 00:40:00,875
It's disgusting, yes.
631
00:40:00,958 --> 00:40:02,375
It's the boomerang.
632
00:40:02,458 --> 00:40:05,750
We sent it too hard,
and we get it in the face.
633
00:40:05,833 --> 00:40:08,666
It's not a reason
to hit the first comers.
634
00:40:08,750 --> 00:40:11,208
A deceived woman
is worse than a wounded animal:
635
00:40:11,291 --> 00:40:13,166
- she will want revenge.
- Do you think so?
636
00:40:13,250 --> 00:40:15,333
Yes. They apply
the law of retaliation.
637
00:40:15,958 --> 00:40:17,791
An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.
638
00:40:17,875 --> 00:40:18,916
Yeah.
639
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,833
If they stay level
of the head, it will be fine.
640
00:40:21,916 --> 00:40:23,208
That's it, it'll be fine.
641
00:40:23,291 --> 00:40:25,875
As long as there is love,
there is hope.
642
00:40:25,958 --> 00:40:27,750
- Let's summarize the situation.
- Yes.
643
00:40:27,833 --> 00:40:30,208
Two women and two men
are on a boat.
644
00:40:30,291 --> 00:40:33,750
- The boat is leaving, what is left?
- Two cuckolds on the sidewalk.
645
00:40:38,375 --> 00:40:40,458
Come on, my dear!
646
00:40:41,125 --> 00:40:43,708
- If you change your mind, you call me.
- Yes.
647
00:40:44,416 --> 00:40:45,791
See you soon, I hope.
648
00:40:46,625 --> 00:40:49,291
Hope, dream, but don't count
not too much on me.
649
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:51,041
Femme fatale!
650
00:40:53,833 --> 00:40:55,708
I'm going to ask Jerry for a sailboat,
651
00:40:55,791 --> 00:40:58,166
I'm sure it will work better.
652
00:40:58,250 --> 00:40:59,291
- Certainly.
- Yes.
653
00:41:09,583 --> 00:41:13,125
- Something that interests you?
- Yes, the doll that moves.
654
00:41:13,208 --> 00:41:15,541
It's more exciting than a truck!
655
00:41:15,625 --> 00:41:18,333
Speaking of trucks,
I would like to see the engine.
656
00:41:18,416 --> 00:41:20,583
Don't move, I'll show you.
657
00:41:27,333 --> 00:41:30,541
[inaudible]
658
00:41:32,583 --> 00:41:34,083
[exclamation]
659
00:41:34,666 --> 00:41:35,625
Won!
660
00:41:38,750 --> 00:41:40,958
Hey ! I take it.
661
00:41:41,041 --> 00:41:43,125
- Who are you going to give it to?
- To Charlotte!
662
00:41:46,958 --> 00:41:49,250
He's going to have to take it easy,
the Christian.
663
00:41:51,166 --> 00:41:54,291
[whistles]
664
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:02,125
[soft music]
665
00:42:04,625 --> 00:42:05,958
It's so nice! THANKS.
666
00:42:07,291 --> 00:42:09,125
- Where is Christian?
- He left.
667
00:42:09,791 --> 00:42:11,875
- In Paris?
- But no, at the villa!
668
00:42:13,500 --> 00:42:14,583
You are a love!
669
00:42:14,666 --> 00:42:16,875
[screams] You're going to kiss
everyone?
670
00:42:16,958 --> 00:42:19,916
Yes, that will teach you to play Don Juan.
671
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,375
I'm getting a guy
when I want, where I want.
672
00:42:22,916 --> 00:42:26,041
- I don't do it for a reason.
- Which ?
673
00:42:27,375 --> 00:42:28,416
Guess, moron.
674
00:42:29,500 --> 00:42:32,666
[soft music]
675
00:42:32,750 --> 00:42:35,875
[moans] Charlotte! People are looking at us.
676
00:42:48,208 --> 00:42:51,333
- Did you get kicked off the boat?
- Did the girl take you home?
677
00:42:55,083 --> 00:42:56,458
What are you doing ?
678
00:42:56,541 --> 00:42:58,000
You see clearly: I'm leaving.
679
00:42:59,166 --> 00:43:01,250
- With whom ?
- Especially not you.
680
00:43:02,083 --> 00:43:03,083
Perfect !
681
00:43:07,541 --> 00:43:08,875
I'm leaving too.
682
00:43:10,708 --> 00:43:11,750
Have a good trip.
683
00:43:13,791 --> 00:43:15,666
You don't ask me
Who am I going with?
684
00:43:17,541 --> 00:43:18,750
It doesn't interest me anymore.
685
00:43:18,833 --> 00:43:19,833
Bitch!
686
00:43:23,125 --> 00:43:24,250
[exclamations]
687
00:43:24,333 --> 00:43:26,333
- So, is it better?
- Yeah !
688
00:43:26,416 --> 00:43:27,791
Gently !
689
00:43:27,875 --> 00:43:30,958
[screams] What do you want!
It’s crazy how much I like it!
690
00:43:31,041 --> 00:43:32,458
[laughs]
691
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:36,125
[cicadas]
692
00:43:41,166 --> 00:43:43,958
Well, since we have nothing left
to say goodbye.
693
00:43:44,041 --> 00:43:45,083
Bye.
694
00:43:48,208 --> 00:43:50,416
- Aren't you leaving?
- I'm waiting for you to leave.
695
00:43:50,500 --> 00:43:52,625
[screams] I'll leave whenever I want!
696
00:43:52,708 --> 00:43:54,875
Go ahead, gawd!
It will do it once again!
697
00:43:54,958 --> 00:43:56,750
Are you looking for a fight? Okay.
698
00:43:58,375 --> 00:44:00,250
What's wrong with you? Are you crazy?
699
00:44:00,333 --> 00:44:02,375
Let's wash our dirty laundry until the end!
700
00:44:02,458 --> 00:44:03,500
[yells]
701
00:44:07,416 --> 00:44:08,500
Bitch!
702
00:44:08,583 --> 00:44:11,041
I hate you! You're such a little idiot!
703
00:44:11,958 --> 00:44:14,000
Keep it up, I love it when you're like that!
704
00:44:14,083 --> 00:44:16,458
How I could live
with a weirdo like you?
705
00:44:17,416 --> 00:44:18,541
[soft music]
706
00:44:18,625 --> 00:44:21,291
How? What did you say?
707
00:44:21,875 --> 00:44:22,916
I love you.
708
00:44:23,833 --> 00:44:25,583
Why don't you ever tell me?
709
00:44:25,666 --> 00:44:28,083
He's not my type, even if I think he is.
710
00:44:29,208 --> 00:44:31,291
- Do you love me?
- Yes.
711
00:44:32,125 --> 00:44:33,958
Do you really love me?
712
00:44:35,083 --> 00:44:38,208
[laughs]
713
00:44:39,833 --> 00:44:42,958
[upbeat music]
714
00:45:02,083 --> 00:45:03,875
What the hell are they doing?
715
00:45:04,541 --> 00:45:07,666
- I'm worried about Laura.
- How curious you are!
716
00:45:09,125 --> 00:45:11,208
- I'll call her back.
- That's it.
717
00:45:23,125 --> 00:45:25,416
Nothing happened with Arnaud.
718
00:45:27,458 --> 00:45:30,833
- And you, with the girl, last night?
- With the girl?
719
00:45:30,916 --> 00:45:32,250
[breath]
720
00:45:32,333 --> 00:45:35,041
Nothing happened,
she was completely drunk,
721
00:45:35,125 --> 00:45:37,041
but she would have liked to.
722
00:45:37,125 --> 00:45:40,250
But you know me, I'm serious,
you have nothing to fear.
723
00:45:40,333 --> 00:45:43,500
[soft music]
724
00:45:44,666 --> 00:45:47,125
[phone ringing]
725
00:45:47,208 --> 00:45:50,333
- The phone!
- Let it ring, it does its job.
726
00:45:54,666 --> 00:45:57,791
[phone ringing]
727
00:46:00,375 --> 00:46:03,166
We'll resume later,
I will answer.
728
00:46:03,250 --> 00:46:05,416
[sighs] We can never be quiet.
729
00:46:05,500 --> 00:46:07,291
[phone ringing]
730
00:46:12,750 --> 00:46:15,583
- Hello?
- Hello ? Is that you, Laura?
731
00:46:15,666 --> 00:46:17,958
Tell me, how did it go?
732
00:46:18,041 --> 00:46:19,916
Magnificent, old girl!
733
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:23,291
I followed your advice to the letter,
It worked great!
734
00:46:24,166 --> 00:46:25,583
No, he's at my knees!
735
00:46:27,375 --> 00:46:28,708
[moans]
736
00:46:28,791 --> 00:46:30,875
Well, not quite.
737
00:46:33,750 --> 00:46:34,791
Charlotte?
738
00:46:35,583 --> 00:46:37,666
Have you ever had sex on the phone?
739
00:46:39,083 --> 00:46:40,166
Eh ? What ?
740
00:46:41,541 --> 00:46:43,625
Hello ?
741
00:46:44,291 --> 00:46:45,958
Shit…
742
00:46:49,500 --> 00:46:52,625
[upbeat music]
743
00:46:54,125 --> 00:46:55,208
So?
744
00:47:00,916 --> 00:47:02,666
Make me think, tonight,
745
00:47:03,750 --> 00:47:05,666
I have a phone call to make.
746
00:47:16,375 --> 00:47:17,500
Are you coming?
747
00:47:17,583 --> 00:47:20,708
Excuse me, but I'm on to something here.
748
00:47:20,791 --> 00:47:23,916
- And me, then?
- You will return on foot, you are a sportsman.
749
00:47:25,208 --> 00:47:26,250
Shit, then.
750
00:47:33,958 --> 00:47:37,041
[music: “Easy Life”]
751
00:47:52,958 --> 00:47:54,958
Do you know that you understood everything?
752
00:48:00,500 --> 00:48:03,625
[music: “Easy Life”]
753
00:48:11,458 --> 00:48:13,833
Aren't you going to join your gorilla?
754
00:48:13,916 --> 00:48:15,375
Don't be stupid, Antoine.
755
00:48:15,458 --> 00:48:18,375
- No cheating, eh?
- Stop, it's not funny.
756
00:48:18,458 --> 00:48:20,541
So let me do it, we'll have a laugh.
757
00:48:25,166 --> 00:48:28,625
[inaudible dialogue]
758
00:48:28,708 --> 00:48:30,416
[women] Yeah!
759
00:48:31,666 --> 00:48:33,666
- Whiskey?
- A milk.
760
00:48:33,750 --> 00:48:36,875
- With strawberries? It will make you look younger.
- Nature.
761
00:48:38,291 --> 00:48:39,375
You are beautiful, you!
762
00:48:41,583 --> 00:48:44,333
- He's mine, I've seen him before.
- What are you getting involved in?
763
00:48:44,416 --> 00:48:47,458
Don't fight,
there will be something for everyone.
764
00:48:48,041 --> 00:48:50,375
- He's cute!
- What does this one want?
765
00:48:50,458 --> 00:48:52,916
Calm down, each take their turn!
766
00:48:56,625 --> 00:48:59,083
- He's handsome, too!
- I've seen it before!
767
00:49:01,083 --> 00:49:02,666
Do you know that I like you?
768
00:49:04,500 --> 00:49:05,625
Should I buy you a drink?
769
00:49:06,208 --> 00:49:08,291
[cicadas]
770
00:49:43,333 --> 00:49:46,916
- Is there something, boss?
- One cop can hide another.
771
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:49,375
- There are no cops.
- So we have to be careful.
772
00:49:49,458 --> 00:49:51,750
The boss is right,
we can never be wary enough.
773
00:49:51,833 --> 00:49:53,583
Especially when we get home.
774
00:50:03,166 --> 00:50:04,666
Wait for me here.
775
00:50:05,666 --> 00:50:08,041
- Look like you're at home.
- OK, boss.
776
00:50:17,291 --> 00:50:18,541
What the hell is this?
777
00:50:21,291 --> 00:50:24,541
- Is anyone there?
- There's us, boss!
778
00:50:25,791 --> 00:50:27,875
What is this outfit?
779
00:50:27,958 --> 00:50:30,833
You told us to look
like with us,
780
00:50:30,916 --> 00:50:31,875
so there you go.
781
00:50:31,958 --> 00:50:33,333
What if we have problems?
782
00:50:34,375 --> 00:50:35,958
[together] Always ready!
783
00:50:57,666 --> 00:51:00,791
[suspense music]
784
00:51:12,458 --> 00:51:13,750
Here.
785
00:51:15,916 --> 00:51:17,666
Damn, you took a hit there.
786
00:51:23,708 --> 00:51:26,833
Like that,
the trigger will be more flexible.
787
00:51:27,875 --> 00:51:28,916
Let me see.
788
00:51:30,291 --> 00:51:31,333
Are you stupid, or what?
789
00:51:33,250 --> 00:51:34,250
Do we have visitors?
790
00:51:34,333 --> 00:51:37,541
No, it was Marco who shot
on a swallow.
791
00:51:38,166 --> 00:51:39,333
Did he kill a cop?
792
00:51:39,416 --> 00:51:41,333
No, the shot went off on its own.
793
00:51:41,416 --> 00:51:43,416
I don't understand it!
794
00:51:43,500 --> 00:51:45,333
Calm down! It's relaxed.
795
00:51:45,416 --> 00:51:47,000
Come on, let’s get out of here!
796
00:51:56,416 --> 00:51:59,208
- Damn, it looks like the real thing!
- Are there many?
797
00:51:59,291 --> 00:52:01,333
I don't know, maybe a hundred bricks.
798
00:52:01,416 --> 00:52:02,833
Come on, come to the car!
799
00:52:03,541 --> 00:52:04,708
[laughs]
800
00:52:04,791 --> 00:52:07,500
- Are you going to try all this?
- To begin with, yes.
801
00:52:08,041 --> 00:52:09,916
Well, let's get out of here!
802
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:12,083
We'll come back to pick you up
in eight days.
803
00:52:13,375 --> 00:52:15,541
Take the opportunity to go shopping.
804
00:52:15,625 --> 00:52:19,166
- Don't act like the day before yesterday.
- Take food for the week.
805
00:52:19,250 --> 00:52:20,666
Why not for the month?
806
00:52:21,750 --> 00:52:23,416
We only have 500 balls left.
807
00:52:23,500 --> 00:52:25,708
We're going to fool them and bring back the maximum.
808
00:52:25,791 --> 00:52:27,250
Oh yes ? And how?
809
00:52:28,166 --> 00:52:30,166
Don't worry, I have an idea.
810
00:52:30,250 --> 00:52:31,291
- Oh yeah?
- Yes !
811
00:52:33,083 --> 00:52:36,208
350, 400 and 100 which make 500.
812
00:52:36,791 --> 00:52:38,250
And enjoy your meal!
813
00:52:38,333 --> 00:52:39,375
THANKS.
814
00:52:41,833 --> 00:52:43,541
And for you, little lady?
815
00:52:43,625 --> 00:52:46,750
BUTCHER
816
00:52:49,625 --> 00:52:52,041
There you go, clever, well served.
817
00:52:52,125 --> 00:52:53,958
- Are you the boss?
- For what ?
818
00:52:54,041 --> 00:52:55,833
Inspector Boiller, police.
819
00:52:55,916 --> 00:52:57,583
Does this guy mean anything to you?
820
00:52:58,333 --> 00:53:00,333
Gosh! I just served it!
821
00:53:00,416 --> 00:53:01,375
For what ?
822
00:53:01,458 --> 00:53:03,500
He sells fake notes
of 500 francs.
823
00:53:03,583 --> 00:53:05,416
Hell, no!
824
00:53:06,041 --> 00:53:08,416
- He left just now!
- Are you sure?
825
00:53:08,500 --> 00:53:10,458
- Yes, hold on.
- Show.
826
00:53:13,458 --> 00:53:14,708
A fake, that's for sure.
827
00:53:14,791 --> 00:53:17,458
- I've got him! Where did he go?
- This way!
828
00:53:17,541 --> 00:53:19,916
[screams] Hey! And the ticket?
829
00:53:20,750 --> 00:53:21,916
Evidence.
830
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:24,458
And I summon you tomorrow
at 5 a.m. at the police station
831
00:53:24,541 --> 00:53:27,333
to record your statement.
Be on time.
832
00:53:29,833 --> 00:53:33,250
Do you know this man?
He sells fake 500 notes.
833
00:53:33,333 --> 00:53:34,375
The bastard!
834
00:53:36,750 --> 00:53:37,708
But…
835
00:53:38,833 --> 00:53:41,000
A fake, that's for sure!
Where did he go?
836
00:53:41,083 --> 00:53:42,333
This way.
837
00:53:42,416 --> 00:53:44,375
- Are you the boss?
- For what ?
838
00:53:44,458 --> 00:53:46,458
Inspector Boiller, police.
839
00:53:46,541 --> 00:53:48,958
- Do you recognize him?
- A little, my nephew!
840
00:53:49,041 --> 00:53:50,333
I just served it.
841
00:53:50,416 --> 00:53:52,250
He sells fake 500 notes.
842
00:53:52,333 --> 00:53:55,875
I don't care,
he paid me with a 100 note.
843
00:53:56,458 --> 00:53:57,291
Oh?
844
00:53:58,875 --> 00:54:01,083
Why do you pay
with 100 notes?
845
00:54:01,166 --> 00:54:03,333
Why not 10 cent coins?
846
00:54:03,416 --> 00:54:06,541
I can't help it if he doesn't have any change,
I'm not going to lay any!
847
00:54:06,625 --> 00:54:08,166
It's not work!
848
00:54:08,250 --> 00:54:11,208
Go see if the florist doesn't have any,
currency!
849
00:54:11,291 --> 00:54:12,708
Plus, she's cute.
850
00:54:13,583 --> 00:54:15,166
- Get dressed!
[Antoine] - Yes!
851
00:54:18,125 --> 00:54:20,208
Are you sure? Show the ticket?
852
00:54:35,500 --> 00:54:38,625
[screams, laughter]
853
00:54:42,541 --> 00:54:47,458
[together] Food!
854
00:54:49,041 --> 00:54:50,250
Be careful, it's hot.
855
00:54:52,750 --> 00:54:54,250
Tonight we go to bed early.
856
00:54:54,333 --> 00:54:56,083
- For what ?
- For two reasons.
857
00:54:56,166 --> 00:54:59,041
- The first?
- You have to keep in great shape,
858
00:54:59,125 --> 00:55:01,375
because tomorrow will be
a great sporting day.
859
00:55:01,916 --> 00:55:04,166
- The second?
- The sooner we are in bed,
860
00:55:04,250 --> 00:55:07,083
the sooner we can make love to you
like animals.
861
00:55:07,166 --> 00:55:08,541
Without asking our opinion?
862
00:55:08,625 --> 00:55:11,750
You ask us ours
when you want it? No.
863
00:55:11,833 --> 00:55:13,208
- Oh my!
- Ouch.
864
00:55:13,833 --> 00:55:15,916
- And me, then?
- Here, help yourself.
865
00:55:16,666 --> 00:55:18,833
- Who wants bread?
- And you, my darling?
866
00:55:19,375 --> 00:55:21,333
- THANKS !
- Enjoy your food !
867
00:55:43,208 --> 00:55:45,791
- SO ?
- I didn't see the boat or the son.
868
00:55:45,875 --> 00:55:46,916
[growls]
869
00:55:55,958 --> 00:55:57,000
It's getting bad, boss.
870
00:55:59,625 --> 00:56:02,750
COUNTERFEITERS ON THE CÔTE D’AZUR
871
00:56:03,416 --> 00:56:06,125
- We have to go to Italy!
- Even further.
872
00:56:06,208 --> 00:56:08,416
- For that, you need the boat!
- Where are we going?
873
00:56:08,500 --> 00:56:10,291
At the villa, Arnaud must be there.
874
00:56:13,583 --> 00:56:15,875
[upbeat music]
875
00:56:15,958 --> 00:56:18,416
It's 11 a.m. and they're still asleep.
876
00:56:18,500 --> 00:56:21,416
Normal, reconciliation
lasted until 6 a.m.
877
00:56:21,500 --> 00:56:24,625
- How do you know?
- I heard the box spring.
878
00:56:25,291 --> 00:56:27,166
[screams] Ouch! I have a burn !
879
00:56:28,166 --> 00:56:31,750
- I slept well.
- I noticed that.
880
00:56:31,833 --> 00:56:34,875
You started snoring, it was nice.
881
00:56:34,958 --> 00:56:37,125
Sorry, I was exhausted.
882
00:56:38,083 --> 00:56:40,250
As luck would have it, I was in great shape.
883
00:56:40,791 --> 00:56:42,000
[laughs]
884
00:56:45,625 --> 00:56:49,333
[music heard from afar,
whose sound comes closer]
885
00:56:52,708 --> 00:56:54,416
Breakfast!
886
00:56:54,500 --> 00:56:56,833
[upbeat music]
887
00:56:56,916 --> 00:56:58,291
What's going on?
888
00:56:58,375 --> 00:56:59,750
The repair service.
889
00:57:01,708 --> 00:57:04,958
After your efforts of the night,
we need to recharge the batteries!
890
00:57:06,041 --> 00:57:08,750
- I will be the godfather?
- Shit, I forgot!
891
00:57:08,833 --> 00:57:10,750
Your mind was elsewhere.
892
00:57:10,833 --> 00:57:12,833
You should take the whole pack.
893
00:57:12,916 --> 00:57:13,875
[snickers]
894
00:57:13,958 --> 00:57:16,041
Me too, you never know.
895
00:57:16,125 --> 00:57:17,625
The assault may be imminent.
896
00:57:19,875 --> 00:57:21,291
[Antoine] Oh, no!
897
00:57:22,125 --> 00:57:25,250
You're not going to start again?
It's becoming indecent.
898
00:57:47,208 --> 00:57:49,166
Oh there, there are people!
899
00:57:49,250 --> 00:57:51,666
- It smells bad.
- It smells as usual:
900
00:57:51,750 --> 00:57:53,083
lavender and rosemary.
901
00:57:53,166 --> 00:57:54,916
He means: it smells like chicken.
902
00:57:57,500 --> 00:58:00,625
[upbeat music]
903
00:58:04,375 --> 00:58:06,458
[sigh of relief]
904
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:09,625
He's probably my son
who invited girls.
905
00:58:09,708 --> 00:58:13,166
- Can you take the goods?
- No problem.
906
00:58:13,250 --> 00:58:16,375
If you are asked questions,
you don't speak French.
907
00:58:16,916 --> 00:58:18,291
And what are we talking about?
908
00:58:18,375 --> 00:58:20,541
I don't want you to talk bullshit.
909
00:58:20,625 --> 00:58:23,750
- Do we usually say that?
- No more than a minister.
910
00:58:24,541 --> 00:58:26,750
Okay, go take a look.
911
00:58:26,833 --> 00:58:31,000
[upbeat music]
912
00:58:36,291 --> 00:58:39,791
Are you going to leave me? I forgive you.
913
00:58:39,875 --> 00:58:41,875
Life will be hard without you,
914
00:58:42,541 --> 00:58:45,791
but I will have the courage to carry you
the cross of my suffering
915
00:58:45,875 --> 00:58:48,250
on the dry paths of despair.
916
00:58:49,583 --> 00:58:53,166
[sighs] What an actor!
How good I am!
917
00:59:00,916 --> 00:59:01,958
[yells]
918
00:59:03,958 --> 00:59:05,291
[yells]
919
00:59:08,041 --> 00:59:10,125
But who are you?
920
00:59:10,208 --> 00:59:12,416
No understanding!
921
00:59:12,500 --> 00:59:14,541
[snicker]
922
00:59:14,625 --> 00:59:16,166
What are you doing here?
923
00:59:16,250 --> 00:59:18,083
[emphasis] Not speaking French.
924
00:59:18,166 --> 00:59:20,250
- Eh ?
- Don't speak French!
925
00:59:20,333 --> 00:59:23,458
What are these manners?
It's not a mill here!
926
00:59:23,541 --> 00:59:25,833
- Get out!
[in Spanish] - Thank you.
927
00:59:25,916 --> 00:59:27,500
You're not kidding me!
928
00:59:27,583 --> 00:59:30,791
- Get out, I said.
[in Spanish] - Yes!
929
00:59:31,375 --> 00:59:34,125
- Hey !
- Who do they think they are?
930
00:59:34,208 --> 00:59:36,041
Be careful, I'm going to get angry!
931
00:59:36,125 --> 00:59:39,458
- Yes, get angry!
- Can you hear me? Oh !
932
00:59:39,541 --> 00:59:42,666
[shower]
933
00:59:47,541 --> 00:59:48,583
[yells]
934
00:59:49,458 --> 00:59:51,041
[laughs]
935
00:59:54,083 --> 00:59:56,166
We've had enough fun! Wind!
936
00:59:57,041 --> 00:59:58,166
[yell]
937
00:59:58,250 --> 00:59:59,291
[screams]
938
01:00:03,125 --> 01:00:04,750
If it's for a hold-up,
939
01:00:04,833 --> 01:00:06,791
you are brown,
we don't have any money.
940
01:00:06,875 --> 01:00:09,666
Don't panic,
I mean you no harm.
941
01:00:09,750 --> 01:00:11,458
[snicker]
942
01:00:11,541 --> 01:00:12,708
What is happening?
943
01:00:12,791 --> 01:00:15,791
These three kids enter
as if they were at home.
944
01:00:15,875 --> 01:00:17,416
Don't embarrass yourself anymore.
945
01:00:17,500 --> 01:00:19,833
Excuse me,
I fail in all my duties.
946
01:00:19,916 --> 01:00:22,500
I am Jerry Calavès,
owner of the villa.
947
01:00:23,666 --> 01:00:25,208
What do you mean, the owner?
948
01:00:25,291 --> 01:00:27,333
[Jerry] Yes, this villa belongs to me.
949
01:00:27,416 --> 01:00:29,583
I thought I would find my son Arnaud there.
950
01:00:30,458 --> 01:00:33,333
Is he one of your friends? Is he here?
951
01:00:33,416 --> 01:00:35,458
[stutters]
952
01:00:35,541 --> 01:00:39,416
[Jerry exclaims] Laura!
My little island bird!
953
01:00:40,041 --> 01:00:42,208
Still so beautiful! Always superb!
954
01:00:42,291 --> 01:00:43,375
I am reassured.
955
01:00:43,458 --> 01:00:45,291
If you are here, Arnaud must be there.
956
01:00:45,875 --> 01:00:48,541
[Jerry] I knew
that you had seen each other again in Paris,
957
01:00:48,625 --> 01:00:50,875
not that you pass
your vacation together.
958
01:00:50,958 --> 01:00:54,125
A premature honeymoon, I guess?
959
01:00:54,208 --> 01:00:55,958
[silence]
960
01:00:56,583 --> 01:01:00,208
Tell me, where is he?
I need the boat keys.
961
01:01:01,208 --> 01:01:04,333
[silence]
962
01:01:04,416 --> 01:01:07,750
[silence]
963
01:01:07,833 --> 01:01:10,958
Well? Are you suddenly mute?
964
01:01:12,875 --> 01:01:15,541
I… Would I have been clumsy?
965
01:01:15,625 --> 01:01:18,500
On the contrary,
you taught me a lot.
966
01:01:19,166 --> 01:01:20,208
Oh.
967
01:01:20,833 --> 01:01:23,916
This is the first time I want
harm a woman.
968
01:01:27,208 --> 01:01:30,166
Christian! Listen to me!
969
01:01:30,250 --> 01:01:32,208
We have nothing more to say to each other!
970
01:01:32,291 --> 01:01:34,166
Wait for me, Christian!
971
01:01:36,458 --> 01:01:38,041
And then shit!
972
01:01:40,666 --> 01:01:41,708
Can I help you?
973
01:01:41,791 --> 01:01:43,833
[dryly] It's already done, thank you.
974
01:01:48,208 --> 01:01:50,791
[rhythmic music]
975
01:01:52,208 --> 01:01:55,000
Let's hurry! I'm afraid
let him do something stupid.
976
01:01:57,958 --> 01:01:59,083
[screams] Wait for me!
977
01:01:59,166 --> 01:02:01,250
[engine]
978
01:02:08,333 --> 01:02:09,375
And me, then?
979
01:02:15,458 --> 01:02:16,500
I swear to you!
980
01:02:38,708 --> 01:02:40,750
Should I call the cops to activate you?
981
01:02:40,833 --> 01:02:43,625
- No understanding.
[emphasis] - Not speaking French.
982
01:02:43,708 --> 01:02:45,958
- Is the bullshit over?
- Yes.
983
01:02:48,458 --> 01:02:51,583
[rhythmic music]
984
01:03:06,416 --> 01:03:09,541
[rhythmic music]
985
01:03:10,375 --> 01:03:12,166
[yells] Wait for me, finally!
986
01:03:12,250 --> 01:03:13,875
[plague]
987
01:03:22,833 --> 01:03:25,166
We don't know where your boat is.
988
01:03:25,250 --> 01:03:27,333
Who cares, we'll steal another one!
989
01:03:27,416 --> 01:03:30,541
[rhythmic music]
990
01:03:34,458 --> 01:03:35,625
[whistles]
991
01:03:36,708 --> 01:03:38,041
We're chasing him!
992
01:03:44,083 --> 01:03:48,250
[mermaids]
993
01:03:58,583 --> 01:04:01,833
[mermaids]
994
01:04:02,541 --> 01:04:05,791
For once the cops are
in front of us, slow down.
995
01:04:05,875 --> 01:04:10,041
[rhythmic music]
996
01:04:24,416 --> 01:04:28,583
[sirens approaching]
997
01:04:38,083 --> 01:04:39,833
Papers, please.
998
01:04:42,333 --> 01:04:43,916
[tyres squealing]
999
01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:45,416
Here they are, my papers.
1000
01:04:54,041 --> 01:04:56,916
- Aren't things better, girls?
- No.
1001
01:04:57,000 --> 01:04:59,458
An aspirin, rest,
and you will recover.
1002
01:05:00,041 --> 01:05:01,458
- Hi !
- Bye !
1003
01:05:01,541 --> 01:05:03,958
We will never know
if it was good business.
1004
01:05:04,041 --> 01:05:07,000
We had to fall
on the only two girls on the Coast
1005
01:05:07,083 --> 01:05:08,250
who are seasick.
1006
01:05:08,333 --> 01:05:09,958
- Shall we have a drink?
- Come on.
1007
01:05:12,958 --> 01:05:16,083
- Are you sure?
- Yes, they cheated the traders.
1008
01:05:16,166 --> 01:05:20,125
I recognize them.
Especially the skinny one, Calavès.
1009
01:05:20,208 --> 01:05:21,833
[Christian] Arnaud Calavès.
1010
01:05:22,833 --> 01:05:25,500
Christian! I need to talk to you!
1011
01:05:26,375 --> 01:05:28,791
- Who are they?
- My wife and my sister-in-law.
1012
01:05:28,875 --> 01:05:31,583
[Antoine] Bitch! Bunch of bastards!
1013
01:05:33,791 --> 01:05:36,916
- And who is the champion?
- My brother-in-law.
1014
01:05:39,750 --> 01:05:42,500
I'm not in the game anymore,
you will explain to me.
1015
01:05:44,583 --> 01:05:47,833
I never cheated on you,
he's a childhood friend.
1016
01:05:47,916 --> 01:05:50,291
When we were little, they called us
“the little fiancés”.
1017
01:05:50,375 --> 01:05:51,708
- You don't believe me?
- No.
1018
01:05:52,250 --> 01:05:53,250
[breath]
1019
01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:01,875
My son is here,
we will be able to recover the boat.
1020
01:06:01,958 --> 01:06:04,708
- God is with us.
[Ticky] - The police too.
1021
01:06:05,333 --> 01:06:06,583
What are we risking?
1022
01:06:06,666 --> 01:06:09,708
- We are summer visitors like the others.
- No understanding.
1023
01:06:09,791 --> 01:06:11,375
That's it, play dumb.
1024
01:06:12,166 --> 01:06:13,958
- Boy, please?
- Yes ?
1025
01:06:14,041 --> 01:06:15,791
Good morning. Two Dubonnets.
1026
01:06:15,875 --> 01:06:17,916
Tell me, to go to Cap Camarat…
1027
01:06:21,791 --> 01:06:24,250
And is this one also family?
1028
01:06:24,333 --> 01:06:26,583
Not yet,
but I have to be careful,
1029
01:06:26,666 --> 01:06:28,958
he could become the father-in-law
of my wife.
1030
01:06:30,916 --> 01:06:33,166
Yes of course.
1031
01:06:34,458 --> 01:06:36,083
- Hello, Gérard.
- Good morning.
1032
01:06:36,666 --> 01:06:38,291
- Hello, dad.
- Hello, son.
1033
01:06:38,375 --> 01:06:40,666
- Are you having anything?
- Yes, the boat,
1034
01:06:40,750 --> 01:06:42,583
- I'll leave the car to you.
- Okay.
1035
01:06:42,666 --> 01:06:45,708
- The same thing for Monsieur.
- And a packet from Pall Mall.
1036
01:06:45,791 --> 01:06:48,916
- Don't you sit down?
- Yes, but two minutes.
1037
01:06:51,750 --> 01:06:53,291
- Is she late?
- Who ?
1038
01:06:53,375 --> 01:06:56,625
- Laura, of course!
- I'm not waiting for it.
1039
01:06:56,708 --> 01:06:58,208
I don't understand you.
1040
01:06:58,291 --> 01:07:00,541
It's risky to leave her
with friends.
1041
01:07:00,625 --> 01:07:02,750
[Jerry] You won't complain
if you're a cuckold.
1042
01:07:03,583 --> 01:07:06,208
Jerry! I already told you
that she was just a friend.
1043
01:07:06,291 --> 01:07:09,166
You are wrong!
With a pretty girl like that,
1044
01:07:09,250 --> 01:07:12,041
I would pass easily
from friendship to love.
1045
01:07:12,125 --> 01:07:13,791
You, surely, but not me.
1046
01:07:13,875 --> 01:07:17,000
[Arnaud] I have a lot
of tenderness for her.
1047
01:07:17,083 --> 01:07:20,166
[Jerry] - Yes.
[Arnaud] - As for a childhood friend.
1048
01:07:23,166 --> 01:07:25,125
- Now let's go.
- No !
1049
01:07:25,208 --> 01:07:27,625
For what ? You come back
on your statement?
1050
01:07:28,708 --> 01:07:30,125
[hesitating] No, no.
1051
01:07:30,208 --> 01:07:31,250
[laughs]
1052
01:07:31,333 --> 01:07:33,083
- On vacation!
- To the girls!
1053
01:07:33,166 --> 01:07:34,208
To Italy!
1054
01:07:35,083 --> 01:07:36,625
[police officer] Nobody moves.
1055
01:07:36,708 --> 01:07:38,625
Inspector Boiller.
1056
01:07:38,708 --> 01:07:41,125
Sorry to interrupt
such a friendly meeting,
1057
01:07:41,208 --> 01:07:44,083
but I will ask you
to follow me to the police station.
1058
01:07:44,166 --> 01:07:46,666
- For what reason?
- Identity verification,
1059
01:07:46,750 --> 01:07:48,625
plus a few questions.
1060
01:07:48,708 --> 01:07:49,708
About what?
1061
01:07:50,458 --> 01:07:53,708
You know that criminals
fake notes flow
1062
01:07:53,791 --> 01:07:54,958
in the region.
1063
01:07:55,708 --> 01:07:58,833
- Interesting. Are you aware?
[hesitates] - No.
1064
01:07:59,583 --> 01:08:02,791
- How does this concern us?
- Are you Calavès Arnaud?
1065
01:08:02,875 --> 01:08:04,875
- Yes.
- Several witnesses saw you
1066
01:08:04,958 --> 01:08:06,791
sell fake 500 notes.
1067
01:08:07,375 --> 01:08:09,791
[chuckles] Is this a joke?
1068
01:08:09,875 --> 01:08:11,583
Do I look like I'm having fun?
1069
01:08:12,250 --> 01:08:15,375
Mr Inspector,
I fear that you will commit
1070
01:08:15,458 --> 01:08:16,583
a big mistake.
1071
01:08:17,458 --> 01:08:18,833
Be quiet, sir.
1072
01:08:18,916 --> 01:08:21,416
He's my father,
speak to him in a different tone.
1073
01:08:21,500 --> 01:08:23,625
- Shut up.
[ironic] - Ah, okay!
1074
01:08:23,708 --> 01:08:26,291
We fly high
on the wings of courtesy.
1075
01:08:26,375 --> 01:08:29,583
- I have nothing to do with it.
- I hope so for you.
1076
01:08:29,666 --> 01:08:31,666
Are you following me or am I using force?
1077
01:08:32,291 --> 01:08:34,583
It's madness! Did I dream there?
1078
01:08:35,375 --> 01:08:38,500
Call me a crook!
And my father, too!
1079
01:08:38,583 --> 01:08:40,375
You're getting angry there, Arnaud. Let's go.
1080
01:08:40,458 --> 01:08:41,708
This cop pisses me off!
1081
01:08:42,333 --> 01:08:44,791
Moderate your expressions, please!
1082
01:08:44,875 --> 01:08:46,958
[exclaims] If I want, a kepi!
1083
01:08:47,041 --> 01:08:50,000
No joke! Are these fakes?
1084
01:08:55,333 --> 01:08:56,458
[mumbles] No.
1085
01:08:58,250 --> 01:09:01,375
- Shall we leave?
- Not without the boss. Turn around.
1086
01:09:03,791 --> 01:09:04,833
[Ticky] Get dressed.
1087
01:09:06,333 --> 01:09:08,750
It's unfortunate to annoy the world!
1088
01:09:08,833 --> 01:09:10,625
Let's get this over with, get out your money.
1089
01:09:17,083 --> 01:09:19,250
You pushed the envelope
a bit far, no?
1090
01:09:19,333 --> 01:09:22,458
- You're right, I'll fix it.
- Wait, listen.
1091
01:09:22,541 --> 01:09:26,208
[Arnaud] While we're at it,
my father has to take out the change?
1092
01:09:26,291 --> 01:09:29,250
It's useless, Mr. Inspector
didn't ask me.
1093
01:09:30,416 --> 01:09:31,583
I ask you.
1094
01:09:32,166 --> 01:09:33,125
Oh.
1095
01:09:33,833 --> 01:09:35,166
I ask you.
1096
01:09:35,250 --> 01:09:37,333
See? He suspects everyone.
1097
01:09:37,416 --> 01:09:40,208
Take out your wheat,
I can't take it anymore, I'm breaking down.
1098
01:09:43,333 --> 01:09:45,416
[Boiller] - Thank you.
- Are these fakes?
1099
01:09:47,750 --> 01:09:48,833
[snickers] Yes!
1100
01:09:50,125 --> 01:09:53,416
- No !
- No, evidence.
1101
01:09:54,083 --> 01:09:57,208
It's not possible, he's sick!
Get treatment!
1102
01:09:57,916 --> 01:10:00,541
He sees gangsters
and fake bills everywhere!
1103
01:10:00,625 --> 01:10:03,083
There may be some
in my father's suitcase!
1104
01:10:03,916 --> 01:10:05,166
You never know!
1105
01:10:06,041 --> 01:10:08,125
- He suspects you too!
- Calm down.
1106
01:10:08,208 --> 01:10:11,000
- Not when my father is accused.
- He didn't accuse me.
1107
01:10:11,083 --> 01:10:15,166
Give that. We will laugh
when your underwear blows up in his face.
1108
01:10:15,250 --> 01:10:17,416
- I forbid you!
- No false modesty!
1109
01:10:17,500 --> 01:10:20,625
He knows what disorder is.
Give me that.
1110
01:10:20,708 --> 01:10:21,791
- Don't open it.
- Yes.
1111
01:10:21,875 --> 01:10:23,833
- Non.
- Yes. Here are the socks…
1112
01:10:23,916 --> 01:10:26,083
[Jerry] What…
1113
01:10:26,166 --> 01:10:27,750
It's a joke!
1114
01:10:27,833 --> 01:10:29,875
Who is the bastard who put them there?
1115
01:10:29,958 --> 01:10:31,583
[stutters]
1116
01:10:32,625 --> 01:10:33,791
Now let's go.
1117
01:10:39,291 --> 01:10:41,333
There is manure
in this rotten world.
1118
01:10:42,166 --> 01:10:44,250
I'm not making you say that.
1119
01:10:44,333 --> 01:10:45,875
[sighs] Yes.
1120
01:10:45,958 --> 01:10:48,833
Gentlemen, I am stopping you
for trafficking in counterfeit money.
1121
01:10:49,666 --> 01:10:51,833
[Christian] - Mr. Inspector!
- Yes ?
1122
01:10:51,916 --> 01:10:54,958
Arnaud and Gérard have nothing to do with it,
I lied out of stupidity.
1123
01:10:55,041 --> 01:10:56,041
Everything was wrong.
1124
01:10:56,125 --> 01:10:58,166
- Even these tickets?
- Shit, then!
1125
01:10:58,250 --> 01:11:01,375
[action music]
1126
01:11:02,250 --> 01:11:03,500
Roll!
1127
01:11:06,375 --> 01:11:08,125
Don't shoot!
1128
01:11:08,208 --> 01:11:10,833
[whistles]
1129
01:11:12,916 --> 01:11:15,000
Take these pretty people to the station.
1130
01:11:16,666 --> 01:11:19,375
[action music]
1131
01:11:19,458 --> 01:11:20,916
[tyres squealing]
1132
01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:22,791
Follow the white convertible!
1133
01:11:22,875 --> 01:11:25,750
[mermaids]
1134
01:11:26,333 --> 01:11:27,500
Come on, move forward.
1135
01:11:27,583 --> 01:11:29,416
- We didn't do anything!
- Let's hurry!
1136
01:11:29,500 --> 01:11:31,958
I have nothing to do with it!
He's not my father,
1137
01:11:32,041 --> 01:11:35,083
but my father-in-law.
He recognized me, but I don't know him.
1138
01:11:35,166 --> 01:11:36,791
- How are you !
- Exactly, no!
1139
01:11:36,875 --> 01:11:38,750
I'm sorry about your father-in-law.
1140
01:11:38,833 --> 01:11:41,333
Don't worry,
They don't have it yet!
1141
01:11:42,791 --> 01:11:48,000
[mermaids]
1142
01:11:55,208 --> 01:11:58,791
[tyres squealing]
1143
01:11:58,875 --> 01:12:03,041
[mermaids]
1144
01:12:03,125 --> 01:12:08,333
[action music]
1145
01:12:10,625 --> 01:12:15,833
[mermaids]
1146
01:12:25,958 --> 01:12:28,458
[tyres squealing]
1147
01:12:28,541 --> 01:12:34,125
[mermaids]
1148
01:12:36,791 --> 01:12:39,916
[action music]
1149
01:12:48,333 --> 01:12:49,458
Go for it, good God!
1150
01:12:49,541 --> 01:12:52,250
I can't go any faster,
I'm maxed out!
1151
01:12:52,333 --> 01:12:55,416
[gunshots]
1152
01:13:01,666 --> 01:13:04,666
- Should I take a shortcut?
- Don't ask any questions, go ahead!
1153
01:13:11,791 --> 01:13:17,000
[action music]
1154
01:13:20,666 --> 01:13:23,791
[sirens, gunshots]
1155
01:13:25,958 --> 01:13:28,208
Burrs? All right !
But not on us!
1156
01:13:34,708 --> 01:13:37,833
- Excuse me, boss!
- Come on, go for it!
1157
01:13:39,833 --> 01:13:42,958
- Have a nice vacation!
- Why are you complaining?
1158
01:13:43,041 --> 01:13:46,291
With your sex stories,
It's normal that we have problems.
1159
01:13:46,375 --> 01:13:48,125
- Elegant.
- How are you !
1160
01:13:48,208 --> 01:13:50,583
- Are you being upset?
- No, I'm happy!
1161
01:13:55,125 --> 01:13:56,458
You two, over there!
1162
01:13:57,333 --> 01:14:00,458
[phone ringing]
1163
01:14:06,208 --> 01:14:08,291
But where is he then?
1164
01:14:09,208 --> 01:14:11,458
- Be careful, behind!
- Eh ?
1165
01:14:11,541 --> 01:14:13,083
Damn, missing more than them!
1166
01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:17,750
- What are you doing?
- You see clearly.
1167
01:14:26,750 --> 01:14:28,541
Gentlemen, ladies, please.
1168
01:14:29,541 --> 01:14:32,000
[groans] It's not too early!
1169
01:14:38,125 --> 01:14:41,583
- What's going on?
- It's nothing. Let go.
1170
01:14:45,041 --> 01:14:47,583
Excuse me, Inspector Morand
will receive you.
1171
01:14:47,666 --> 01:14:49,583
When you know
whatever you want!
1172
01:14:50,333 --> 01:14:53,458
- What are you doing?
- You're going to shut up, yes?
1173
01:14:54,166 --> 01:14:55,208
Shh!
1174
01:14:58,500 --> 01:15:03,708
[siren, gunshots]
1175
01:15:08,333 --> 01:15:09,583
Tank hit!
1176
01:15:10,791 --> 01:15:12,333
Windshield hit!
1177
01:15:12,416 --> 01:15:14,500
Are you playing naval battle or what?
1178
01:15:14,583 --> 01:15:17,250
Ouch, affected shoulder! Pardon.
1179
01:15:17,333 --> 01:15:21,500
[mermaids]
1180
01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:28,125
[gunshots]
1181
01:15:34,333 --> 01:15:38,500
[mermaids]
1182
01:15:44,458 --> 01:15:47,666
Damn, what’s happening to me!
It's not possible!
1183
01:15:47,750 --> 01:15:48,958
How am I going to do it?
1184
01:15:49,625 --> 01:15:50,666
Stop!
1185
01:15:50,750 --> 01:15:52,208
[Ticky] Attention!
1186
01:15:52,291 --> 01:15:54,375
- What am I doing?
- Go for it!
1187
01:15:58,708 --> 01:16:02,208
But that’s not possible!
You motherfuckers!
1188
01:16:02,291 --> 01:16:05,416
[mermaids]
1189
01:16:12,041 --> 01:16:13,958
And two grilled chickens, two!
1190
01:16:14,875 --> 01:16:17,083
What the hell are we doing?
1191
01:16:17,166 --> 01:16:20,250
Go for it! We have to catch them
before the border!
1192
01:16:22,458 --> 01:16:25,583
POLICE STATION
1193
01:16:26,416 --> 01:16:28,875
- Are we free?
- Not quite.
1194
01:16:28,958 --> 01:16:31,625
You remain available
of justice.
1195
01:16:31,708 --> 01:16:34,708
- There will be no sequels?
- For the crooks, yes.
1196
01:16:34,791 --> 01:16:37,375
It's all good, then.
Goodbye, Commissioner.
1197
01:16:37,458 --> 01:16:39,666
- Hello, kids!
[man] - Commissioner.
1198
01:16:39,750 --> 01:16:41,041
Yes ? Oh yes !
1199
01:16:42,333 --> 01:16:43,375
Young people?
1200
01:16:45,125 --> 01:16:47,833
- Which of you is Antoine Gethel?
- Me.
1201
01:16:47,916 --> 01:16:50,791
- What have I done?
- Have you lost your wallet?
1202
01:16:50,875 --> 01:16:53,250
[hesitates] Yes.
1203
01:16:53,333 --> 01:16:55,625
You are lucky,
it was reported to me.
1204
01:16:55,708 --> 01:16:57,916
[exclaims] There's even all the money!
1205
01:16:58,000 --> 01:17:00,833
It's nice to see
Let there be honest people left!
1206
01:17:00,916 --> 01:17:02,166
Did you lose the money?
1207
01:17:02,250 --> 01:17:04,458
Yes, but I knew
that I would find him again.
1208
01:17:04,541 --> 01:17:07,208
- You could have told me.
- Don't bicker.
1209
01:17:07,291 --> 01:17:09,333
- I have good news.
- Which ?
1210
01:17:09,416 --> 01:17:12,958
The Banque de France will reward
which will help in the capture of the hoodlums.
1211
01:17:13,041 --> 01:17:14,000
[screams of joy]
1212
01:17:14,083 --> 01:17:17,625
- How much reward?
- I don't know, 30 to 40 bricks.
1213
01:17:17,708 --> 01:17:20,291
- New?
- Elders, don't mess around.
1214
01:17:20,375 --> 01:17:23,375
- Not fakes?
- Don't mess with it!
1215
01:17:23,458 --> 01:17:25,666
- Come on, get out.
- Yes ! Hi !
1216
01:17:29,666 --> 01:17:35,041
[upbeat music]
1217
01:17:36,166 --> 01:17:38,083
[laughs] We lost them, boss!
1218
01:17:38,166 --> 01:17:41,291
So much the better ! Don't slow down,
put the eraser on!
1219
01:17:41,375 --> 01:17:43,541
We won't go far, the gauge is at zero.
1220
01:17:43,625 --> 01:17:45,750
Obviously, gasoline is on the road.
1221
01:17:46,291 --> 01:17:48,583
- We will never arrive in Italy.
- But yes!
1222
01:17:48,666 --> 01:17:49,625
- But no !
- If !
1223
01:17:49,708 --> 01:17:51,458
- No.
- I tell you yes!
1224
01:17:51,541 --> 01:17:52,583
Good.
1225
01:17:54,750 --> 01:17:55,708
There !
1226
01:17:55,791 --> 01:17:59,958
[action music]
1227
01:18:08,750 --> 01:18:10,125
Police!
1228
01:18:10,208 --> 01:18:12,375
- What's going on?
- What were you doing?
1229
01:18:12,458 --> 01:18:15,333
[hesitates] - We were talking.
- The pants on the knees?
1230
01:18:15,416 --> 01:18:17,750
[Jerry] I'll pass on the attack
to modesty.
1231
01:18:17,833 --> 01:18:20,916
Change car,
it will be more comfortable for you!
1232
01:18:22,500 --> 01:18:23,708
Come on, Marco!
1233
01:18:30,208 --> 01:18:33,333
[engine]
1234
01:18:37,791 --> 01:18:38,791
Hey!
1235
01:18:40,625 --> 01:18:44,541
[screams] You forgot something!
1236
01:18:44,625 --> 01:18:46,791
[tyres squealing]
1237
01:18:59,625 --> 01:19:02,750
[annoyed] But then!
But it’s a world, that!
1238
01:19:06,708 --> 01:19:09,833
Hurry up! This is insane!
1239
01:19:11,958 --> 01:19:15,083
[annoyed] So? That's not true!
1240
01:19:15,708 --> 01:19:16,916
But that's not true!
1241
01:19:29,291 --> 01:19:33,708
[yelps] Yes! Yes !
1242
01:19:34,625 --> 01:19:37,791
[moans]
1243
01:19:37,875 --> 01:19:41,000
[sirens approaching]
1244
01:19:55,833 --> 01:19:58,875
[silence]
1245
01:19:58,958 --> 01:20:01,250
The car is moving, they are in it.
1246
01:20:01,333 --> 01:20:03,500
You over there, and you over there.
We hold them.
1247
01:20:10,583 --> 01:20:11,583
Appointment !
1248
01:20:13,375 --> 01:20:14,708
Get off!
1249
01:20:16,500 --> 01:20:19,625
[silence]
1250
01:20:30,000 --> 01:20:33,125
[engine]
1251
01:20:34,666 --> 01:20:36,958
Let's go! They must not
escape!
1252
01:20:39,208 --> 01:20:42,416
[motors]
1253
01:20:42,500 --> 01:20:45,625
[mermaids]
1254
01:20:51,208 --> 01:20:55,375
[screams of joy]
1255
01:21:07,250 --> 01:21:08,791
Now that we're rich!
1256
01:21:09,916 --> 01:21:11,083
We invite you all!
1257
01:21:12,375 --> 01:21:14,708
We're going to have some amazing food!
1258
01:21:16,000 --> 01:21:19,083
And then we'll go have fun
at Papagayo!
1259
01:21:20,416 --> 01:21:22,750
And the rest of the night,
we will make love!
1260
01:21:22,833 --> 01:21:24,291
If we're not exhausted!
1261
01:21:25,666 --> 01:21:27,041
Long live love!
1262
01:21:27,125 --> 01:21:28,166
Long live men!
1263
01:21:29,291 --> 01:21:30,458
If there are any left!
1264
01:21:30,541 --> 01:21:31,791
Let it be said…
1265
01:21:32,666 --> 01:21:33,958
Long live France!
1266
01:21:34,583 --> 01:21:36,166
And the surrounding countries!
1267
01:21:36,250 --> 01:21:39,375
[screams of joy]
1268
01:21:41,625 --> 01:21:44,750
[faulty motor]
1269
01:21:47,416 --> 01:21:48,583
[Jerry] We're fed up!
1270
01:21:49,708 --> 01:21:51,000
That's not true!
1271
01:21:51,083 --> 01:21:54,333
I can't help it if there's more water
in this fucking radiator!
1272
01:21:54,416 --> 01:21:57,291
It will be easy to find
a car in this hole!
1273
01:21:57,375 --> 01:22:01,083
You, up there, the Ancient,
help us get out of here!
1274
01:22:01,166 --> 01:22:02,208
[engine]
1275
01:22:02,291 --> 01:22:04,375
[religious tune]
1276
01:22:04,458 --> 01:22:05,500
Thank you!
1277
01:22:11,416 --> 01:22:14,583
[mermaids]
1278
01:22:22,125 --> 01:22:24,791
- We lost them!
- No, impossible!
1279
01:22:24,875 --> 01:22:26,583
There is only this road!
1280
01:22:26,666 --> 01:22:29,791
[action music]
1281
01:22:32,958 --> 01:22:36,083
[mermaids]
1282
01:22:39,583 --> 01:22:42,500
[screams] To the right, but to the right!
1283
01:22:42,583 --> 01:22:44,916
Damn! There are VPs that are lost!
1284
01:22:45,000 --> 01:22:48,708
- We're dead, they're ahead!
- They're going to catch us at the border.
1285
01:22:48,791 --> 01:22:50,291
But shut up!
1286
01:22:51,916 --> 01:22:54,208
[sirens approaching]
1287
01:22:57,083 --> 01:23:00,208
[mermaids]
1288
01:23:09,125 --> 01:23:11,666
[tyres squealing]
1289
01:23:14,458 --> 01:23:17,458
[in Italian] Sir!
Did you see three men pass by?
1290
01:23:17,541 --> 01:23:18,875
No, I didn't see anyone.
1291
01:23:28,958 --> 01:23:32,083
Do you see? It's like this
that we lose advancement.
1292
01:23:32,833 --> 01:23:34,916
- Doesn't that ruin your appetite?
- Eh.
1293
01:23:36,333 --> 01:23:38,208
[Boil] And they're gross!
1294
01:23:38,291 --> 01:23:40,333
Bastards! Rotten!
1295
01:23:40,416 --> 01:23:45,250
Scum! Onanists! Transvestites!
1296
01:23:46,750 --> 01:23:47,791
[laughs]
1297
01:23:49,583 --> 01:23:52,666
[upbeat music]
1298
01:23:52,750 --> 01:23:56,416
- Are you happy?
[together] - Yeah!
1299
01:23:58,333 --> 01:24:00,750
- Do you know what would make me happy?
- Tell me.
1300
01:24:00,833 --> 01:24:04,083
- A romantic trip to Italy.
- It's like we're there.
1301
01:24:12,291 --> 01:24:13,916
Charlotte! I was looking for you.
1302
01:24:14,000 --> 01:24:16,250
- Frederick!
- Do you know him?
1303
01:24:16,333 --> 01:24:17,541
- Yes !
- Who is it?
1304
01:24:17,625 --> 01:24:19,333
A childhood friend.
1305
01:24:21,750 --> 01:24:23,583
- Hello, Frédéric!
- Hi.
1306
01:24:24,458 --> 01:24:25,916
You, come with me.
1307
01:24:28,666 --> 01:24:30,833
You, to begin with,
you get out!
1308
01:24:30,916 --> 01:24:32,375
For Charlotte and for me,
1309
01:24:32,458 --> 01:24:35,375
I don't want to hear anymore
no friends, no childhood!
1310
01:24:35,458 --> 01:24:37,750
Otherwise, it will be expensive, very expensive!
1311
01:24:37,833 --> 01:24:38,875
Come on, hop!
1312
01:24:42,291 --> 01:24:45,416
[laughs]
1313
01:24:45,500 --> 01:24:48,625
[music: “Saint Tropez, Saint-Tropez”]