1 00:00:55,350 --> 00:00:57,485 WELL, DWAYNE IS ON HIS WAY OVER HERE NOW, ANGELA. 2 00:00:57,553 --> 00:00:59,921 THEN WE'LL PICK YOU GIRLS UP, SAY 7:00? 3 00:01:01,189 --> 00:01:02,289 GOOD. 4 00:01:02,357 --> 00:01:03,457 WHO, DWAYNE? 5 00:01:03,526 --> 00:01:05,393 HEY, HE'S DYING TO TAKE BRENDA OUT. 6 00:01:05,794 --> 00:01:07,929 REALLY! 7 00:01:07,997 --> 00:01:10,832 I KNOW YOU WON'T GO UNLESS BRENDA GOES, 8 00:01:10,900 --> 00:01:13,334 BUT WHAT REALLY MATTERS, IS YOU AND ME. 9 00:01:14,537 --> 00:01:16,905 AND A DATE FOR BRENDA, RIGHT! 10 00:01:16,972 --> 00:01:18,139 [laughs] 11 00:01:18,206 --> 00:01:20,508 UH, I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU TONIGHT. 12 00:01:22,411 --> 00:01:23,945 HMM-MMM. 13 00:01:24,013 --> 00:01:26,014 YEAH, YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH THIS MEANS TO ME. 14 00:01:26,081 --> 00:01:28,950 I MEAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE, YOU FINALLY SAID "YES." 15 00:01:30,953 --> 00:01:31,953 YEAH. 16 00:01:32,721 --> 00:01:34,055 SEE YOU SOON. 17 00:01:34,857 --> 00:01:36,090 [smooching] 18 00:01:37,426 --> 00:01:38,392 'BYE. 19 00:01:40,295 --> 00:01:41,362 [sighs] 20 00:01:44,466 --> 00:01:45,867 WAS THAT RERUN? 21 00:01:49,905 --> 00:01:50,939 NO, 22 00:01:51,006 --> 00:01:52,774 THAT WAS ANGELA CLARK. 23 00:01:52,841 --> 00:01:55,176 IT TOOK ME 6 MONTHS TO GET A DATE WITH HER. 24 00:01:55,243 --> 00:01:57,946 AND WHAT IN THE WORLD EVER MADE HER CHANGE HER MIND? 25 00:01:59,548 --> 00:02:02,717 I PROMISED HER THAT I'D FIX HER GIRLFRIEND, BRENDA, UP WITH DWAYNE. 26 00:02:03,151 --> 00:02:04,318 I SEE. 27 00:02:04,386 --> 00:02:05,820 UH, WHAT'S HER GIRLFRIEND LIKE? 28 00:02:05,888 --> 00:02:07,989 UH, I DON'T KNOW. I'VE HAVEN'T SEEN HER. 29 00:02:08,057 --> 00:02:10,959 BUT, UH, ANGELA SAYS SHE'S VERY PRETTY. 30 00:02:11,026 --> 00:02:13,094 DOES DWAYNE KNOW YOU HAVEN'T SEEN HER? 31 00:02:13,161 --> 00:02:16,598 AHEM, WELL, AHEM, UH, NOT EXACTLY. 32 00:02:17,232 --> 00:02:18,532 WHAT'S THAT MEAN? 33 00:02:18,601 --> 00:02:19,867 WELL, 34 00:02:19,935 --> 00:02:22,536 I TOLD HIM I SAW HER AND SHE WAS A FOX. 35 00:02:22,605 --> 00:02:24,005 I LIED A LITTLE. 36 00:02:24,073 --> 00:02:25,439 A LITTLE! 37 00:02:25,507 --> 00:02:28,542 THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A FOX AND A DOG. 38 00:02:30,980 --> 00:02:33,514 RAJ, WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH YOU? 39 00:02:33,582 --> 00:02:36,283 TRY MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, MISS BUSYBODY. 40 00:02:36,351 --> 00:02:37,451 THANK YOU. 41 00:02:37,519 --> 00:02:39,320 I'M GONNA GO FINISH THE DISHES OK? 42 00:02:39,387 --> 00:02:40,254 [laughing] 43 00:02:40,322 --> 00:02:41,789 [knocking at the door] 44 00:02:41,857 --> 00:02:43,257 COME ON IN, DWAYNE. 45 00:02:43,325 --> 00:02:44,425 HEY, HEY, HEY! 46 00:02:44,493 --> 00:02:46,193 MAN, LET'S GO GET BEAUTIFUL, FOXY BRENDA. 47 00:02:46,261 --> 00:02:47,228 RIGHT! 48 00:02:47,295 --> 00:02:49,063 MAN, TELL ME A LITTLE MORE ABOUT HER. 49 00:02:49,131 --> 00:02:50,932 UH, HUH... HUH? 50 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:53,200 YEAH, RAJ, TELL HIM A LITTLE MORE ABOUT HER. 51 00:02:53,268 --> 00:02:55,336 YEAH, YOU KNOW, DESCRIBE HER EXACTLY. 52 00:02:55,403 --> 00:02:57,571 EXACTLY. 53 00:02:57,640 --> 00:03:00,041 WELL, DWAYNE, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN. 54 00:03:00,109 --> 00:03:02,510 YOU COULD START WITH LEGS AND GO ON FROM THERE. 55 00:03:04,046 --> 00:03:06,948 HEY, BEAUTIFUL LEGS, GREAT LEGS! 56 00:03:07,016 --> 00:03:09,050 AND SHE WEARS NICE SHOES, TOO. 57 00:03:10,585 --> 00:03:12,820 MAN, WHO CARES ABOUT THE SHOES? 58 00:03:12,888 --> 00:03:14,989 HER FACE, DESCRIBE HER FACE. 59 00:03:15,057 --> 00:03:16,791 OH, THIS I GOTTA HEAR. 60 00:03:17,893 --> 00:03:19,193 OH, 61 00:03:19,261 --> 00:03:20,862 SHE HAS A GREAT FACE, 62 00:03:20,929 --> 00:03:24,165 AHEM. WITH, UH, YOU KNOW, EYES, AND NOSE... 63 00:03:24,232 --> 00:03:25,566 AND, YOU KNOW, THINGS. 64 00:03:25,634 --> 00:03:27,535 THINGS? WHAT KIND OF THINGS? 65 00:03:29,204 --> 00:03:31,673 THINGS! WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? I DON'T KNOW. 66 00:03:31,740 --> 00:03:32,907 WAIT A MINUTE, 67 00:03:32,975 --> 00:03:35,543 YOU SET ME UP WITH A TOTAL BLIND DATE, DIDN'T YOU? 68 00:03:35,610 --> 00:03:37,611 LIED TO YOUR BEST FRIEND, DIDN'T YOU? 69 00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:39,613 YOU NEVER SAW HER, DID YOU? 70 00:03:42,284 --> 00:03:43,685 ANSWER HIM, RAJ. 71 00:03:45,187 --> 00:03:46,453 WHY DON'T YOU GO IN THE KITCHEN 72 00:03:46,521 --> 00:03:48,355 AND HELP MAMA WITH THE DISHES? 73 00:03:48,423 --> 00:03:49,957 HEY, DWAYNE, COME ON, 74 00:03:50,025 --> 00:03:52,226 IT'S GOING TO WORK OUT FINE. 75 00:03:52,294 --> 00:03:54,228 AND YOU'LL BE DOING BRENDA A BIG FAVOR. 76 00:03:54,296 --> 00:03:55,529 WHAT FAVOR? 77 00:03:55,597 --> 00:03:57,565 SHE JUST BROKE UP WITH HER BOYFRIEND 78 00:03:57,632 --> 00:03:59,667 AND SHE'S REALLY DOWN IN THE DUMPS. 79 00:03:59,735 --> 00:04:02,536 OH, NOW, WHO DO I LOOK LIKE, THE GARBAGE MAN? 80 00:04:04,940 --> 00:04:08,642 COME ON, DWAYNE, PLEASE. I PROMISED ANGELA, 81 00:04:08,711 --> 00:04:11,779 AND YOU KNOW WHAT ANGELA LOOKS LIKE. 82 00:04:11,847 --> 00:04:14,015 AH, SHE'S BEAUTIFUL, 83 00:04:14,083 --> 00:04:15,449 BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT I-- 84 00:04:15,517 --> 00:04:16,984 YES, IT DOES. 85 00:04:17,052 --> 00:04:19,220 YOU KNOW HOW ALL THOSE BEAUTIFUL GIRLS STICK TOGETHER. 86 00:04:19,287 --> 00:04:21,055 THEY TRAVEL IN BUNCHES. 87 00:04:21,957 --> 00:04:23,157 YOU MEAN, SHE MIGHT HAVE THAT 88 00:04:23,225 --> 00:04:24,926 SAME GREAT BODY, LIKE ANGELA? 89 00:04:24,993 --> 00:04:26,094 YEAH. 90 00:04:26,161 --> 00:04:28,062 AND THAT SAME SOFT SKIN? 91 00:04:28,130 --> 00:04:29,230 HMM-MMM. 92 00:04:29,297 --> 00:04:30,998 AND THAT LONG BEAUTIFUL HAIR, 93 00:04:31,066 --> 00:04:33,667 AND BEAUTIFUL BLACK EYES, LIKE ANGELA? 94 00:04:33,736 --> 00:04:34,769 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 95 00:04:34,837 --> 00:04:35,737 GOOD. 96 00:04:35,804 --> 00:04:37,739 I'LL TAKE ANGELA, YOU TAKE BRENDA. 97 00:04:38,673 --> 00:04:40,174 COME ON, LETS GO. 98 00:04:42,611 --> 00:04:43,811 HEY, SHIRLEY. 99 00:04:43,879 --> 00:04:45,446 RAJ AND DWAYNE BEEN IN? 100 00:04:45,513 --> 00:04:46,547 NOT YET. 101 00:04:46,615 --> 00:04:47,749 YOU WANT ANYTHING? 102 00:04:47,816 --> 00:04:49,650 I'LL HAVE A NUMBER 14. 103 00:04:49,718 --> 00:04:51,452 RERUN, WE DON'T HAVE A NUMBER 14. 104 00:04:51,519 --> 00:04:53,054 WHAT'S A HAMBURGER WITH FRIES? 105 00:04:53,122 --> 00:04:54,188 A NUMBER 5. 106 00:04:54,256 --> 00:04:55,522 AND WHAT'S A TUNA ON RYE? 107 00:04:55,590 --> 00:04:56,657 A NUMBER 6. 108 00:04:56,725 --> 00:04:57,759 AND WHAT'S A CHILI DOG? 109 00:04:57,826 --> 00:04:58,860 NUMBER 3. 110 00:04:58,927 --> 00:05:01,362 WELL, ADD THOSE UP AND BRING 'EM OVER. 111 00:05:02,865 --> 00:05:03,998 [muttering] BRING 'EM OVER... 112 00:05:04,066 --> 00:05:05,366 RAJ! DWAYNE! 113 00:05:06,568 --> 00:05:08,102 HI, RERUN. YOU KNOW ANGELA. 114 00:05:08,170 --> 00:05:09,103 SURE. HI, ANGELA. 115 00:05:09,171 --> 00:05:10,704 HI, RERUN. 116 00:05:10,773 --> 00:05:11,973 A-AND THIS IS BRENDA. 117 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:13,007 HI. 118 00:05:13,075 --> 00:05:14,008 HI. 119 00:05:14,076 --> 00:05:15,576 YOU'RE THE BRENDA HE TOOK OUT? 120 00:05:15,644 --> 00:05:16,677 I'M THE ONE. 121 00:05:16,745 --> 00:05:18,412 THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. WHY? 122 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:20,748 BECAUSE A BLIND DATE DON'T LOOK LIKE THAT. 123 00:05:20,816 --> 00:05:22,817 A BLIND DATE LOOKS LIKE THAT. 124 00:05:25,087 --> 00:05:26,954 RAJ, WOULD YOU EXCUSE US, ONE LITTLE MINUTE? 125 00:05:27,022 --> 00:05:28,022 SURE. 126 00:05:28,090 --> 00:05:28,990 BE RIGHT BACK, DWAYNE. 127 00:05:29,057 --> 00:05:30,291 OK. 128 00:05:30,358 --> 00:05:31,558 YOU'D BETTER FOLLOW HER. 129 00:05:31,626 --> 00:05:34,095 THE LAST TIME A GIRL TOLD ME SHE'D BE RIGHT BACK, 130 00:05:34,163 --> 00:05:35,963 SHE CLIMBED OUT THE BATHROOM WINDOW. 131 00:05:37,266 --> 00:05:38,800 HEY, COME ON, AND FILL ME IN. 132 00:05:38,867 --> 00:05:40,268 I WANT TO KNOW ALL THE DETAILS. 133 00:05:40,335 --> 00:05:42,203 OK, I WENT AND PICKED HER UP. 134 00:05:42,271 --> 00:05:43,237 YEAH? 135 00:05:43,305 --> 00:05:44,338 WE WENT TO THE MOVIES. 136 00:05:44,406 --> 00:05:45,406 YEAH? 137 00:05:45,473 --> 00:05:46,407 WE SAT IN THE BALCONY. 138 00:05:46,474 --> 00:05:47,441 YEAH? 139 00:05:47,509 --> 00:05:48,575 AND THEN WE CAME HERE. 140 00:05:55,350 --> 00:05:56,317 THAT'S ALL? 141 00:05:56,384 --> 00:05:57,685 YEAH, THAT'S ALL. 142 00:05:57,752 --> 00:06:00,454 I DID BETTER WITH THE GIRL THAT CLIMBED OUT THE WINDOW. 143 00:06:01,857 --> 00:06:04,158 C'MON DWAYNE, I SAW YOU HOLDING HER HAND. 144 00:06:04,226 --> 00:06:06,027 ONLY DURING THE SCARY PART. 145 00:06:06,094 --> 00:06:07,561 OH YEAH? WHAT DID YOU SEE? 146 00:06:07,629 --> 00:06:08,762 THE PINK PANTHER. 147 00:06:10,532 --> 00:06:12,066 HEY, D'YOU LIKE THE MOVIE? 148 00:06:12,134 --> 00:06:14,101 YEAH, IT WAS PRETTY GOOD. WERE YOU THERE, MARVIN? 149 00:06:14,169 --> 00:06:15,602 YEAH. HEY, WHO'S THE LUCKY GIRL? 150 00:06:15,670 --> 00:06:16,838 UH-HUH! I DON'T WANT YOU, 151 00:06:16,905 --> 00:06:18,806 PRINTING IN THAT DUMB SCHOOL NEWSPAPER. 152 00:06:18,874 --> 00:06:20,241 HEY, I PRINT THE NEWS, MAN, 153 00:06:20,309 --> 00:06:22,243 AND YOU WITH A GIRL, IS NEWS. 154 00:06:22,878 --> 00:06:24,212 HERE YOU GO. 155 00:06:24,279 --> 00:06:27,114 WOW! YOU'RE REALLY TREATING THESE GIRLS RIGHT. 156 00:06:27,182 --> 00:06:29,217 HEY, THIS IS FOR ME. I'M ALONE. 157 00:06:30,485 --> 00:06:32,386 YOU'RE NEVER ALONE, RERUN. 158 00:06:33,822 --> 00:06:35,323 JUST LOOK BEHIND YOU. 159 00:06:36,524 --> 00:06:37,658 [hooting] 160 00:06:40,963 --> 00:06:43,697 HEY, I LIKED YOUR DATE, DWAYNE. REALLY GREAT. 161 00:06:43,765 --> 00:06:44,698 SEE YOU LATER. 162 00:06:44,766 --> 00:06:46,067 MUCH. 163 00:06:46,134 --> 00:06:48,635 DID YOU HEAR THAT? MARVIN THOUGHT MY DATE WAS GREAT. 164 00:06:48,703 --> 00:06:50,371 RIGHT, RIGHT. SO YOU LIKE, DWAYNE, HUH? 165 00:06:50,438 --> 00:06:52,039 YEAH, I LIKE HIM. HE'S NICE. 166 00:06:52,107 --> 00:06:53,474 HE'S A LOT DIFFERENT FROM DARRYL. 167 00:06:53,541 --> 00:06:54,641 THAT'S FOR SURE. 168 00:06:54,709 --> 00:06:56,143 EVERY TIME ME AND DARRYL WENT OUT, 169 00:06:56,211 --> 00:06:57,845 HE'D END UP IN A FIGHT WITH SOMEBODY. 170 00:06:57,913 --> 00:06:59,947 HIS TEMPER IS UNBELIEVABLE, GIRL. 171 00:07:00,015 --> 00:07:01,682 THAT DARRYL IS AN ANIMAL. 172 00:07:01,750 --> 00:07:04,151 LOOK, ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS ASK HER. 173 00:07:04,219 --> 00:07:05,652 SHE'LL GO OUT WITH YOU AGAIN. 174 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:07,121 BUT WHAT IF SHE SAYS "NO"? 175 00:07:07,189 --> 00:07:09,891 NOW, WHY SHOULD SHE? SHE LIKES YOU, DOESN'T SHE? 176 00:07:09,958 --> 00:07:11,558 I DON'T KNOW. I DIDN'T ASK HER. 177 00:07:11,626 --> 00:07:13,194 YOU WANT ME TO ASK HER OUT FOR YOU? 178 00:07:13,262 --> 00:07:14,695 NO! 179 00:07:14,763 --> 00:07:15,963 RERUN, THERE ARE SOME THINGS 180 00:07:16,031 --> 00:07:17,831 A MAN HAS TO DO BY HIMSELF. 181 00:07:17,900 --> 00:07:18,766 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 182 00:07:18,833 --> 00:07:20,401 AND WITH NOBODY ELSE AROUND. 183 00:07:20,468 --> 00:07:21,635 YEAH, ALL ALONE. 184 00:07:23,738 --> 00:07:25,606 HEY, LOOK, ANGELA, I JUST REMEMBERED 185 00:07:25,673 --> 00:07:27,241 I HAVE TO GET UP REALLY EARLY TOMORROW. 186 00:07:27,309 --> 00:07:28,809 CAN WE SPLIT NOW? 187 00:07:29,611 --> 00:07:31,045 OH, OK. 188 00:07:31,113 --> 00:07:32,579 I KNEW YOU'D UNDERSTAND. 189 00:07:32,647 --> 00:07:34,581 I'LL SEE YOU LATER, BRENDA. NICE MEETING YOU. 190 00:07:34,649 --> 00:07:35,582 'BYE. 191 00:07:40,088 --> 00:07:41,155 RERUN... 192 00:07:41,223 --> 00:07:42,189 'BYE. 193 00:07:44,326 --> 00:07:45,459 [muffled voice] COME ON! 194 00:07:45,527 --> 00:07:48,562 OH, OH, OH... HEY, SHIRLEY! 195 00:07:48,630 --> 00:07:50,164 YOU GOTTA DOGGIE BAG? 196 00:07:51,499 --> 00:07:53,234 WHY WOULD I NEED A DOGGIE BAG? 197 00:07:53,302 --> 00:07:54,635 WELL! 198 00:07:54,702 --> 00:07:56,770 YOU'RE TAKING YOUR LIFE IN YOUR HANDS, SUCKER. 199 00:07:58,440 --> 00:07:59,907 I-I GOTTA GO. 200 00:07:59,975 --> 00:08:01,542 SEE YOU LATER, BRENDA, DWAYNE. 201 00:08:01,609 --> 00:08:02,743 (both) 'BYE. 202 00:08:10,685 --> 00:08:13,754 RAJ SAID YOU HAD A BOYFRIEND, BUT YOU BROKE UP. 203 00:08:13,822 --> 00:08:15,056 OH, IF, THAT'S TOO PERSONAL, 204 00:08:15,123 --> 00:08:16,390 WE DON'T HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT. 205 00:08:16,458 --> 00:08:18,492 IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS. 206 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:20,161 WHAT WAS HIS NAME? OH! 207 00:08:21,463 --> 00:08:23,998 WHY'D I ASK THAT. THAT WAS DUMB. 208 00:08:24,066 --> 00:08:26,633 BRENDA, I'M OK ONCE I GET TO KNOW A PERSON, 209 00:08:26,701 --> 00:08:28,302 IN THE BEGINNING I'M NOT TOO SMOOTH. 210 00:08:28,370 --> 00:08:29,437 I GUESS YOU NOTICED THAT. 211 00:08:29,504 --> 00:08:30,771 OH, I DON'T KNOW. 212 00:08:30,839 --> 00:08:32,806 YOU ARRANGED IT SO WE'D BE ALONE. 213 00:08:32,874 --> 00:08:34,408 YEAH. PRETTY SMOOTH, HUH? 214 00:08:35,543 --> 00:08:36,743 [laughing] 215 00:08:37,479 --> 00:08:39,013 YOU 2 WANT ANYTHING? 216 00:08:39,081 --> 00:08:41,648 SURE. OH, SHIRLEY, THIS IS BRENDA, MY DATE. 217 00:08:41,716 --> 00:08:43,084 HI BRENDA. HI SHIRLEY. 218 00:08:43,151 --> 00:08:44,852 I'LL HAVE A GRAPE SODA, PLEASE. 219 00:08:44,919 --> 00:08:46,153 I'LL HAVE A, UM, ROOT BEER. 220 00:08:46,221 --> 00:08:48,322 AND, UH, SEE THAT I GET THE CHECK, OK? 221 00:08:48,390 --> 00:08:49,623 YOU GOT IT. 222 00:08:51,626 --> 00:08:53,727 SHIRLEY'S OUR FRIEND, TOO. 223 00:08:53,795 --> 00:08:55,096 YOU COME IN HERE A LOT? 224 00:08:55,163 --> 00:08:56,663 SURE. DON'T YOU LIKE IT? 225 00:08:56,731 --> 00:08:59,900 OF COURSE I LIKE IT. STOP WORRYING DWAYNE. 226 00:08:59,968 --> 00:09:02,603 I GET OVER THIS NERVOUSNESS AFTER I'VE KNOWN A PERSON... 227 00:09:02,670 --> 00:09:04,138 GOOD. 5 OR 6 YEARS. 228 00:09:05,573 --> 00:09:06,507 YOU'RE CRAZY. 229 00:09:06,574 --> 00:09:07,841 I'M GLAD YOU THINK SO. 230 00:09:12,847 --> 00:09:13,981 OH, DWAYNE... 231 00:09:15,117 --> 00:09:16,350 I LIKE YOU. 232 00:09:17,085 --> 00:09:18,052 GOOD. 233 00:09:21,023 --> 00:09:23,557 I'M GLAD TO SEE THAT YOU WEREN'T FOOLED BY MY SHY ACT, 234 00:09:23,625 --> 00:09:24,858 I'M REALLY A TIGER. 235 00:09:26,528 --> 00:09:28,962 A GRAPE SODA FOR THE LADY, 236 00:09:29,031 --> 00:09:31,532 AND ROOT BEER FOR THE KING OF THE JUNGLE. 237 00:09:32,501 --> 00:09:33,734 SHIRLEY... 238 00:09:33,801 --> 00:09:35,069 YOU ARE SHY. 239 00:09:35,137 --> 00:09:36,904 WELL, I USED TO BE SHY AND SHORT, 240 00:09:36,971 --> 00:09:39,573 BUT I GREW UP, AND NOW I'M SHY AND MEDIUM. 241 00:09:40,509 --> 00:09:42,443 WELL, MR. SHY AND MEDIUM, 242 00:09:42,511 --> 00:09:44,578 I HAVEN'T HAD A CHANCE TO THANK YOU YET. 243 00:09:44,646 --> 00:09:45,612 FOR WHAT? 244 00:09:45,680 --> 00:09:46,713 EVERYTHING. 245 00:09:46,781 --> 00:09:49,050 THE MOVIE, THE CONVERSATION, 246 00:09:49,117 --> 00:09:51,085 THE GRAPE SODA. THANKS, DWAYNE. 247 00:09:52,921 --> 00:09:54,121 [exhales] 248 00:09:56,991 --> 00:09:58,725 UH, 249 00:09:58,793 --> 00:10:00,394 W-WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO IT AGAIN? 250 00:10:04,933 --> 00:10:06,167 SAME CHEEK? 251 00:10:06,234 --> 00:10:07,834 NO, I MEAN, GO OUT AGAIN. 252 00:10:07,902 --> 00:10:08,969 TOMORROW NIGHT. 253 00:10:09,037 --> 00:10:10,504 OH, I'D LOVE TO. 254 00:10:10,572 --> 00:10:11,672 WITH ME? 255 00:10:13,007 --> 00:10:14,575 WITH YOU. 256 00:10:14,642 --> 00:10:16,077 OH, I'M GONNA NEED ANOTHER DRINK. 257 00:10:16,144 --> 00:10:18,912 SHIRLEY, ANOTHER ROOT BEER, EASY ON THE ROOT. 258 00:10:22,584 --> 00:10:23,584 BRENDA! 259 00:10:23,651 --> 00:10:25,152 DARRYL, HI. 260 00:10:25,220 --> 00:10:26,220 MOVE IT. 261 00:10:26,288 --> 00:10:27,121 HUH? 262 00:10:28,856 --> 00:10:29,957 DARRYL, TAKE IT EASY. 263 00:10:30,024 --> 00:10:30,924 I SAID, MOVE IT! 264 00:10:37,432 --> 00:10:39,333 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, APOLOGIZE? 265 00:10:40,202 --> 00:10:41,368 OK, I'M SORRY. 266 00:10:41,436 --> 00:10:42,436 THAT'S BETTER. 267 00:10:42,504 --> 00:10:44,638 NOW, WOULD YOU JUST CALM DOWN. 268 00:10:44,706 --> 00:10:46,307 I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET DWAYNE. 269 00:10:46,374 --> 00:10:47,241 HI! 270 00:10:47,309 --> 00:10:48,509 HEY, MY NAME'S DARRYL, 271 00:10:48,577 --> 00:10:50,043 I'M BRENDA'S BOYFRIEND. 272 00:10:50,112 --> 00:10:51,212 NO, YOU'RE NOT. 273 00:10:51,279 --> 00:10:52,179 YES, HE IS. 274 00:10:56,084 --> 00:10:57,485 YOU BEEN OUT WITH HIM TONIGHT? 275 00:10:57,552 --> 00:10:58,652 THAT'S RIGHT. 276 00:10:58,720 --> 00:11:00,454 I'M GOING OUT WITH HIM TOMORROW NIGHT, TOO. 277 00:11:00,522 --> 00:11:02,490 NO, WAIT. WE DON'T STAY OUT LATE, OR ANYTHING. 278 00:11:02,557 --> 00:11:04,525 JUST A COUPLE OF NICE KIDS PASSING THE TIME. 279 00:11:04,593 --> 00:11:05,626 DWAYNE. 280 00:11:05,693 --> 00:11:07,128 YOU'RE RIGHT, I'M OUT OF THIS. 281 00:11:07,996 --> 00:11:09,930 HAVE A GLASS OF MILK AND SHUT UP. 282 00:11:09,998 --> 00:11:12,266 SEE? THERE YOU GO. YOU'RE DOING THE SAME OLD THING AGAIN. 283 00:11:12,334 --> 00:11:13,467 BRENDA, I AM WHAT I AM. 284 00:11:13,535 --> 00:11:15,068 THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT. 285 00:11:15,137 --> 00:11:17,238 THAT'S FINE. WOULD YOU TAKE ME HOME, PLEASE, DWAYNE. 286 00:11:17,305 --> 00:11:18,739 HE'S NOT TAKING YOU ANYWHERE. 287 00:11:18,806 --> 00:11:20,774 NOT TONIGHT, TOMORROW, OR NO NIGHT. 288 00:11:20,842 --> 00:11:21,875 NOW, JUST A SECOND. 289 00:11:21,943 --> 00:11:22,909 I'M TALKING TO HER. 290 00:11:22,977 --> 00:11:24,077 OH, I BEG YOUR PARDON. 291 00:11:28,450 --> 00:11:30,284 BRENDA, 292 00:11:30,352 --> 00:11:32,620 TELL YOUR LITTLE FRIEND HERE TO KEEP AWAY FROM YOU, 293 00:11:32,687 --> 00:11:34,488 OR I'LL PUT A REAL HURTING ON HIM. 294 00:11:34,556 --> 00:11:36,123 OH, COME ON, DARRYL YOU'RE KIDDING. 295 00:11:36,191 --> 00:11:37,924 DO I LOOK LIKE I AM KIDDING? 296 00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:39,693 DO I? 297 00:11:39,761 --> 00:11:42,763 I DON'T THINK HE'S KIDDING, BRENDA. 298 00:11:42,830 --> 00:11:44,931 OH, DWAYNE, I'M SORRY. I REALLY HAD SUCH A NICE TIME-- 299 00:11:44,999 --> 00:11:46,634 OH, BRENDA, JUST A MINUTE, 300 00:11:46,701 --> 00:11:48,469 DWAYNE, I'VE SEEN THOSE KIND OF GUYS BEFORE 301 00:11:48,537 --> 00:11:49,770 AND YOU'VE GOT NO PROBLEM, 302 00:11:49,837 --> 00:11:51,272 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOTTA DO JUST ONE THING. 303 00:11:51,339 --> 00:11:52,273 YEAH, WHAT'S THAT? 304 00:11:52,340 --> 00:11:53,574 MOVE TO CHICAGO. 305 00:11:53,642 --> 00:11:54,841 [laughing] 306 00:12:00,848 --> 00:12:02,983 AND THEN HE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT HURTING. 307 00:12:03,051 --> 00:12:04,418 WELL, MAYBE HE WAS KIDDING. 308 00:12:04,486 --> 00:12:05,586 NO, I DON'T THINK SO. 309 00:12:05,654 --> 00:12:06,587 WHY NOT? 310 00:12:06,655 --> 00:12:08,622 BECAUSE THEN HE SAID, "I'M NOT KIDDING." 311 00:12:09,691 --> 00:12:11,124 ANGELA DID TELL ME 312 00:12:11,193 --> 00:12:12,859 DARRYL HAD A PROBLEM WITH HIS TEMPER. 313 00:12:12,927 --> 00:12:14,695 I FORGOT ABOUT THAT. 314 00:12:14,762 --> 00:12:16,730 THANKS A LOT, RAJ. 315 00:12:16,798 --> 00:12:19,099 MAYBE YOU'D BETTER CALL IT OFF, DWAYNE. 316 00:12:19,167 --> 00:12:21,635 WRITE HER ONE OF THOSE "DEAR JOHN" LETTERS. 317 00:12:21,703 --> 00:12:23,170 BUT I LIKE HER. 318 00:12:23,238 --> 00:12:26,073 THEN YOU BETTER WRITE A "DEAR DENTIST" LETTER. 319 00:12:27,475 --> 00:12:29,276 LISTEN, RAJ, WE'VE BEEN HERE A HALF HOUR, 320 00:12:29,344 --> 00:12:30,511 WHERE'S THE FOOD? 321 00:12:30,579 --> 00:12:31,645 C'MON IN THE KITCHEN. 322 00:12:31,713 --> 00:12:34,381 THERE'S HALF AN APPLE PIE AND A BOX OF TWINKIES. 323 00:12:34,449 --> 00:12:35,449 I DON'T WANT ANY. 324 00:12:35,517 --> 00:12:37,651 GOOD, THERE'S NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU ANYWAY. 325 00:12:53,268 --> 00:12:54,268 AHEM. 326 00:12:55,169 --> 00:12:56,570 OH, HI, MAMA. 327 00:12:56,638 --> 00:12:58,739 I WAS JUST LISTENING TO THE DOOR. IT SOUNDS ALL RIGHT. 328 00:13:02,577 --> 00:13:04,245 IS ROGER HOME? 329 00:13:04,312 --> 00:13:06,079 HE'S IN THE KITCHEN WITH RERUN AND DWAYNE 330 00:13:06,147 --> 00:13:08,549 HAVING A VERY PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL MEETING. 331 00:13:09,417 --> 00:13:10,817 MMM-HMM. 332 00:13:10,885 --> 00:13:12,486 WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT'S ABOUT? 333 00:13:13,755 --> 00:13:16,223 YOU'VE GOT TO STOP THIS EAVESDROPPING, YOUNG LADY. 334 00:13:16,291 --> 00:13:17,791 I COULDN'T HELP IT. 335 00:13:17,859 --> 00:13:19,660 SEE, I WAS IN MY ROOM 336 00:13:19,728 --> 00:13:21,862 AND I DECIDED TO COME DOWNSTAIRS TO WELCOME YOU 337 00:13:21,929 --> 00:13:24,298 WHEN YOU CAME HOME, TO SEE IF YOU NEEDED ANY HELP. 338 00:13:24,366 --> 00:13:26,267 AND AS I APPROACHED THE TOP OF THE STAIRS, 339 00:13:26,334 --> 00:13:27,701 MY SHOELACES CAME UNTIED, 340 00:13:29,237 --> 00:13:30,904 SO WHILE I WAS TYING IT, 341 00:13:30,972 --> 00:13:34,141 I COULDN'T HELP HEARING RERUN, DWAYNE, AND RAJ TALKING. 342 00:13:34,976 --> 00:13:35,976 DEE? 343 00:13:36,043 --> 00:13:37,611 YES, MAMA? 344 00:13:37,679 --> 00:13:39,045 YOU'RE NOT WEARING SHOELACES. 345 00:13:47,221 --> 00:13:49,122 I WAS AS SHOCKED AS YOU ARE. 346 00:13:55,363 --> 00:13:57,498 LOOK, DWAYNE, SHE'S JUST ANOTHER GIRL. 347 00:13:57,565 --> 00:13:59,300 I'D FORGET ABOUT TAKING HER OUT. 348 00:13:59,367 --> 00:14:02,303 YEAH, BUT YOU'RE NOT THE ONE EVERYONE IS GOING TO BE CALLING CHICKEN. 349 00:14:02,370 --> 00:14:03,771 THEY WERE ALL THERE WHEN IT HAPPENED, 350 00:14:03,838 --> 00:14:05,972 INCLUDING MARVIN AND HIS LITTLE PAD AND PENCIL. 351 00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:07,140 WELL, HELLO, FELLAS. 352 00:14:07,208 --> 00:14:08,975 OH, HI, MRS. THOMAS. 353 00:14:09,043 --> 00:14:10,644 OH, HI MAMA, I DIDN'T SEE YOU. 354 00:14:17,118 --> 00:14:18,985 DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM, DWAYNE? 355 00:14:19,053 --> 00:14:21,087 (Dee) IT'S THAT BLIND DATE HE HAD, MAMA. 356 00:14:21,155 --> 00:14:22,989 SEE, HER OLD BOYFRIEND TOLD DWAYNE, 357 00:14:23,057 --> 00:14:24,891 HE'D BEAT HIM UP IF HE TOOK HER OUT AGAIN. 358 00:14:24,959 --> 00:14:26,760 AND DWAYNE'S ALREADY ASKED HER OUT. 359 00:14:27,362 --> 00:14:28,495 HELP HIM, MAMA. 360 00:14:28,563 --> 00:14:29,930 I'LL WORK IT OUT. 361 00:14:29,997 --> 00:14:31,398 REALLY. 362 00:14:31,466 --> 00:14:33,801 LET MAMA HELP YOU. I DON'T WANT YOU TO GET HURT, KID. 363 00:14:36,738 --> 00:14:38,772 WELL, WHAT HAVE YOU DECIDED, DWAYNE? 364 00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:40,441 I'M STILL THINKING ABOUT IT. 365 00:14:40,508 --> 00:14:42,343 SEE, MRS. THOMAS, IF I DON'T TAKE HER OUT, 366 00:14:42,410 --> 00:14:43,510 EVERYBODY WILL KNOW 367 00:14:43,578 --> 00:14:45,446 IT'S BECAUSE HER EX-BOYFRIEND TOLD ME NOT TO. 368 00:14:45,513 --> 00:14:48,215 DWAYNE, YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO GET INVOLVED WITH WOMEN. 369 00:14:48,282 --> 00:14:50,116 I'D SUGGEST YOU FORGET GIRLS, 370 00:14:50,184 --> 00:14:52,586 STAY HOME AND PLAY WITH YOUR FRISBEE. 371 00:14:55,490 --> 00:14:57,358 YOU MEAN, THIS COULD LEAD TO BLOODSHED? 372 00:14:57,425 --> 00:14:59,360 ONLY DWAYNE'S, MRS. THOMAS. 373 00:15:01,262 --> 00:15:03,096 DOES THIS GIRL MEAN THAT MUCH TO YOU? 374 00:15:03,164 --> 00:15:04,965 WELL, I HAVEN'T KNOWN HER ALL THAT LONG. 375 00:15:05,032 --> 00:15:06,567 BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT, MAMA. 376 00:15:06,634 --> 00:15:07,801 THEN WHAT IS THE POINT? 377 00:15:07,869 --> 00:15:09,470 IF DWAYNE DOESN'T TAKE HER OUT TONIGHT, 378 00:15:09,537 --> 00:15:12,105 EVERYBODY WILL THINK HE'S A COWARD. 379 00:15:12,173 --> 00:15:13,240 ALL YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT 380 00:15:13,307 --> 00:15:15,609 IS WHAT SOMEBODY'S GONNA THINK OF YOU? 381 00:15:15,677 --> 00:15:17,277 HMM. THAT'S NOTHING BUT FALSE PRIDE, 382 00:15:17,345 --> 00:15:19,513 WHICH COULD LEAD TO FALSE TEETH! 383 00:15:21,082 --> 00:15:22,883 BUT HE CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM DARRYL. 384 00:15:22,950 --> 00:15:24,351 LISTEN, HONEY, 385 00:15:24,419 --> 00:15:26,353 AS GENERAL CUSTER WOULD HAVE SAID, 386 00:15:26,421 --> 00:15:29,356 "A GOOD RUN IS BETTER THAN A BAD STAND ANY DAY." 387 00:15:30,725 --> 00:15:32,225 BUT--BUT MRS. THOMAS... 388 00:15:32,293 --> 00:15:34,561 LOOK, DWAYNE, IT'S JUST NOT WORTH IT. 389 00:15:35,229 --> 00:15:36,730 ALL THIS BECAUSE RAJ 390 00:15:36,798 --> 00:15:38,866 WANTED A DATE WITH ANGELA. 391 00:15:38,933 --> 00:15:40,601 OOH, RAJ, HOW COULD YOU! 392 00:15:41,803 --> 00:15:43,570 IT'S NOT HIS FAULT. 393 00:15:43,638 --> 00:15:45,171 I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 394 00:15:45,239 --> 00:15:47,207 BUT DWAYNE, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? 395 00:15:48,175 --> 00:15:49,576 THINK ABOUT IT. 396 00:15:52,046 --> 00:15:53,647 [door closes] 397 00:15:53,715 --> 00:15:55,482 I DON'T SEE WHAT THERE IS TO THINK ABOUT. 398 00:15:55,550 --> 00:15:56,950 ANY FOOL KNOWS THAT 399 00:15:57,018 --> 00:15:59,953 IT'S BETTER BE A LIVE CHICKEN, THAN A DEAD DUCK. 400 00:16:03,525 --> 00:16:04,958 [music playing] 401 00:16:06,060 --> 00:16:07,360 [sighs] BOY! 402 00:16:07,429 --> 00:16:09,996 WELL, HE'S NOT AT HOME. 403 00:16:10,064 --> 00:16:11,632 YOU THINK HE TOOK BRENDA OUT? 404 00:16:11,699 --> 00:16:13,534 I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE. WHO KNOWS? 405 00:16:13,601 --> 00:16:15,268 HEY, FELLAS. WHERE'S DWAYNE? 406 00:16:15,336 --> 00:16:17,070 NOT OUT WITH BRENDA, I HOPE. 407 00:16:17,138 --> 00:16:18,806 MAYBE HE IS, WHO KNOWS? 408 00:16:18,873 --> 00:16:20,407 OH, COME ON. FACE IT, MAN, 409 00:16:20,475 --> 00:16:22,443 THAT DUDE SCARED HIM TO DEATH. 410 00:16:22,510 --> 00:16:25,446 HE'S STAYING AS FAR AWAY FROM BRENDA AS POSSIBLE. 411 00:16:25,513 --> 00:16:27,213 MARVIN, TAKE A WALK, WILL YOU? 412 00:16:27,281 --> 00:16:28,882 DON'T GET UPTIGHT WITH ME! 413 00:16:28,950 --> 00:16:30,751 I'M JUST DOING MY JOB. 414 00:16:30,819 --> 00:16:33,186 THEN WHY DON'T YOU GO DO IT ON THE POMONA FREEWAY? 415 00:16:36,057 --> 00:16:38,492 (Marvin) HEY, WHAT'S HAPPENING, DARRYL? 416 00:16:43,164 --> 00:16:45,699 WHAT DO YOU WANT? WE'RE OUT OF RAW MEAT. 417 00:16:48,470 --> 00:16:51,237 HEY, I JUST CAME FOR A SANDWICH. 418 00:16:51,305 --> 00:16:53,340 LISTEN, DARRYL, DWAYNE ISN'T HERE, 419 00:16:53,407 --> 00:16:55,509 AND IF HE WAS, I DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE. 420 00:16:55,577 --> 00:16:57,077 I'M NOT LOOKING FOR ANY TROUBLE. 421 00:16:57,144 --> 00:16:58,645 THAT'S GOOD, 422 00:16:58,713 --> 00:17:00,581 'CAUSE I'D HATE TO HAVE TO PUT YOU THROUGH THAT DISHWASHER. 423 00:17:01,983 --> 00:17:04,184 CAN I JUST HAVE A MENU, PLEASE? 424 00:17:04,251 --> 00:17:05,352 I HOPE DWAYNE AND BRENDA 425 00:17:05,419 --> 00:17:07,053 DON'T SHOW UP WHILE HE'S HERE. 426 00:17:07,121 --> 00:17:08,755 I'LL GO AND TALK TO HIM. 427 00:17:08,823 --> 00:17:10,290 DON'T AGGRAVATE HIM, RAJ. 428 00:17:10,358 --> 00:17:12,793 I-- I WON'T. BUT THIS WHOLE THING IS MY FAULT. 429 00:17:12,861 --> 00:17:15,161 I'LL JUST TELL HIM THE WHOLE TRUTH, 430 00:17:15,229 --> 00:17:17,598 THAT DWAYNE HAS AN INCURABLE DISEASE, 431 00:17:18,733 --> 00:17:20,333 AND THERE'S NO POINT IN KILLING HIM, 432 00:17:20,401 --> 00:17:22,636 BECAUSE HE ONLY HAS A WEEK TO LIVE. 433 00:17:22,704 --> 00:17:23,804 I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. 434 00:17:35,449 --> 00:17:36,349 HI. 435 00:17:38,052 --> 00:17:39,285 AHEM. 436 00:17:39,353 --> 00:17:40,687 YOU'RE DARRYL, RIGHT? 437 00:17:40,755 --> 00:17:42,556 I'M ROGER THOMAS... 438 00:17:42,624 --> 00:17:43,657 [clears throat] 439 00:17:43,725 --> 00:17:44,892 UH, DWAYNE'S FRIEND. 440 00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:47,861 THE ONE WITH THE GLASSES! 441 00:17:50,598 --> 00:17:51,765 HEY LOOK, UH, 442 00:17:51,833 --> 00:17:53,767 THERE SEEMS TO BE A MISUNDERSTANDING BETWEEN YOU-- 443 00:17:53,835 --> 00:17:54,835 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 444 00:17:54,903 --> 00:17:56,336 IF YOU'RE EATING, I CAN COME BACK. 445 00:17:56,404 --> 00:17:57,470 I'M NOT EATING. 446 00:17:57,539 --> 00:18:00,707 THEN YOU SHOULD EAT, IT'S HEALTHY FOR YOU. 447 00:18:00,775 --> 00:18:03,276 YOU'RE WORRIED THAT I'M GOING TO HURT YOUR FRIEND, RIGHT? 448 00:18:03,344 --> 00:18:04,778 YEAH, SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 449 00:18:04,846 --> 00:18:05,946 OK. WELL, I'M NOT. 450 00:18:06,814 --> 00:18:08,248 GOOD. 451 00:18:08,315 --> 00:18:10,116 'CAUSE HE DID WHAT I TOLD HIM. 452 00:18:10,184 --> 00:18:11,484 HE STAYED AWAY FROM BRENDA. 453 00:18:11,553 --> 00:18:12,485 HE DID? 454 00:18:12,554 --> 00:18:13,754 YEAH. 455 00:18:13,821 --> 00:18:17,157 I JUST CALLED HER. SHE'S HOME ALONE. 456 00:18:17,224 --> 00:18:19,560 SHE TOLD ME HE STOOD HER UP, AND SHE HUNG UP ON ME. 457 00:18:19,627 --> 00:18:21,194 THAT'S SMART. 458 00:18:21,262 --> 00:18:23,196 I--I MEAN FOR--FOR DWAYNE, 459 00:18:23,264 --> 00:18:24,598 BECAUSE I CAN'T UNDERSTAND 460 00:18:24,666 --> 00:18:26,600 WHY ANYBODY WOULD HANG UP ON YOU. 461 00:18:28,135 --> 00:18:29,603 SHE THINKS I'M AGGRESSIVE. 462 00:18:29,671 --> 00:18:31,237 OH WELL, THAT'S... 463 00:18:33,975 --> 00:18:35,943 DO I LOOK AGGRESSIVE? 464 00:18:36,010 --> 00:18:37,044 UH-UH! 465 00:18:38,446 --> 00:18:40,447 SEE HOW NICE I'M SITTING HERE, TALKING TO YOU. 466 00:18:40,514 --> 00:18:41,582 UH-HUH. 467 00:18:43,084 --> 00:18:45,485 DID I HIT ANYONE SINCE I'VE BEEN HERE? 468 00:18:46,454 --> 00:18:48,421 NO, YOU WOULDN'T HIT NOBODY. 469 00:18:49,624 --> 00:18:50,857 DON'T COUNT ON IT. 470 00:18:50,925 --> 00:18:52,626 I WON'T, GOOD BROTHER. 471 00:18:56,998 --> 00:18:57,965 WELL? 472 00:18:58,866 --> 00:18:59,833 HMM! 473 00:19:00,568 --> 00:19:01,802 NO PROBLEM. 474 00:19:04,839 --> 00:19:06,439 DWAYNE DID THE SMART THING. 475 00:19:06,507 --> 00:19:07,507 HE CHICKENED OUT? 476 00:19:07,575 --> 00:19:08,575 YEAH. 477 00:19:08,643 --> 00:19:09,643 ALL RIGHT! 478 00:19:09,711 --> 00:19:11,645 [both laughing] 479 00:19:11,713 --> 00:19:13,480 SORRY ABOUT YOUR SODA. 480 00:19:16,450 --> 00:19:17,918 d [music playing] 481 00:19:26,828 --> 00:19:27,894 DWAYNE! 482 00:19:27,962 --> 00:19:30,230 HI, BRENDA. YOU READY TO GO? 483 00:19:30,297 --> 00:19:31,832 I DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE COMING. 484 00:19:31,899 --> 00:19:33,066 WHY? 485 00:19:33,134 --> 00:19:34,635 'CAUSE IT'S ALMOST 9:00. 486 00:19:34,702 --> 00:19:36,903 OH, I'M SORRY. I HAD SOME THINKING TO DO, 487 00:19:36,971 --> 00:19:38,271 LOST TRACK OF TIME. 488 00:19:38,339 --> 00:19:39,740 LOOK, I TOLD YOU LAST NIGHT, 489 00:19:39,807 --> 00:19:41,574 YOU DON'T HAVE TO KEEP THIS DATE. 490 00:19:41,643 --> 00:19:42,876 ARE YOU BREAKING IT? 491 00:19:42,944 --> 00:19:44,144 NO! 492 00:19:44,211 --> 00:19:46,312 I JUST DON'T WANT TO CAUSE YOU ANY PROBLEMS. 493 00:19:46,380 --> 00:19:47,380 NO PROBLEMS. COME ON. 494 00:19:47,448 --> 00:19:48,481 WHERE TO? 495 00:19:48,549 --> 00:19:49,750 THE SODA SHOP. 496 00:19:49,817 --> 00:19:51,685 OH, WE DON'T HAVE TO GO THERE. 497 00:19:51,753 --> 00:19:53,419 WE CAN STAY HERE AND WATCH SOME T.V. 498 00:19:53,487 --> 00:19:54,688 I WANT TO GO TO THE SODA SHOP. 499 00:19:54,756 --> 00:19:56,322 DARRYL MIGHT BE THERE. 500 00:19:56,390 --> 00:19:58,191 I KNOW, BUT... WELL, I KNOW. 501 00:20:00,094 --> 00:20:01,762 I'LL GET MY SWEATER. 502 00:20:03,531 --> 00:20:05,298 YOU'RE ALL RIGHT, DWAYNE. 503 00:20:06,834 --> 00:20:07,901 SO FAR. 504 00:20:11,238 --> 00:20:12,438 LOOK, MARVIN, 505 00:20:12,506 --> 00:20:14,374 YOU WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME THING AS DWAYNE. 506 00:20:14,441 --> 00:20:15,842 ME? ARE YOU KIDDING? 507 00:20:15,910 --> 00:20:17,410 I'M NOT CHICKEN. 508 00:20:17,478 --> 00:20:18,845 RIGHT ON, TURKEY! 509 00:20:20,715 --> 00:20:22,816 YOU CAN WRITE THAT IN YOUR PAD AND STUFF IT. 510 00:20:23,985 --> 00:20:25,652 RIGHT ON, SHIRLEY. 511 00:20:25,720 --> 00:20:27,287 [muttering] JIVE TURKEY... 512 00:20:28,089 --> 00:20:29,589 HI, GUYS. 513 00:20:29,657 --> 00:20:30,724 DWAYNE! AND BRENDA! 514 00:20:30,792 --> 00:20:32,358 BRENDA AND DWAYNE! 515 00:20:32,426 --> 00:20:33,994 DWAYNE AND BRENDA! 516 00:20:37,198 --> 00:20:38,999 (Roger) UH... 517 00:20:39,067 --> 00:20:41,568 HEY, DWAYNE, IS YOUR FATHER STILL A COP? 518 00:20:51,713 --> 00:20:52,946 HI, DARRYL, YOU LOOK SWELL. 519 00:20:53,014 --> 00:20:54,114 DARRYL, WAIT A MINUTE. 520 00:20:54,182 --> 00:20:55,348 BETWEEN HIM AND ME. 521 00:20:55,416 --> 00:20:56,817 NOW, LOOK DARRYL... 522 00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:00,854 BETWEEN HIM AND ME. BUTT OUT! 523 00:21:01,455 --> 00:21:02,589 RIGHT ON. 524 00:21:06,627 --> 00:21:08,195 CAN'T WE DISCUSS THIS? 525 00:21:08,262 --> 00:21:09,262 NO! 526 00:21:09,330 --> 00:21:10,997 I CAN LIVE WITH THAT. 527 00:21:13,201 --> 00:21:14,735 COME ON PUNK. OUTSIDE. 528 00:21:14,802 --> 00:21:15,902 MAN, IT'S DARK OUT THERE. 529 00:21:15,970 --> 00:21:17,437 DON'T WORRY, YOU WON'T BE ALONE. 530 00:21:17,504 --> 00:21:19,372 (boy) TEACH HIM A LESSON, DWAYNE. 531 00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:21,174 TEACH ME A LESSON? 532 00:21:21,242 --> 00:21:22,375 COME ON, DWAYNE, 533 00:21:22,443 --> 00:21:23,777 TEACH ME A LESSON! 534 00:21:23,845 --> 00:21:25,746 YOU WANT A LESSON, SUCKER? 535 00:21:34,956 --> 00:21:37,557 OK, SCHOOL IS OPEN. 536 00:21:45,833 --> 00:21:47,300 I GOT SOME DIRTY DISHES. 537 00:21:50,037 --> 00:21:51,204 COME ON, I'M WAITING. 538 00:21:51,272 --> 00:21:52,873 DARRYL, DON'T, PLEASE. 539 00:21:52,940 --> 00:21:54,307 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 540 00:21:54,375 --> 00:21:56,309 HEY, DON'T TELL ME YOU CHICKEN. 541 00:21:56,377 --> 00:21:57,644 IS THAT IT? CHICKEN? 542 00:21:57,711 --> 00:21:58,879 NO, I'M NOT CHICKEN. 543 00:21:58,946 --> 00:22:00,580 I'LL FIGHT YOU IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT. 544 00:22:00,648 --> 00:22:01,748 THAT'S WHAT I WANT. 545 00:22:01,816 --> 00:22:03,183 WELL, WHAT'S IT GONNA PROVE? 546 00:22:03,251 --> 00:22:05,051 I MEAN WHO ARE YOU GONNA IMPRESS? SO YOU'LL HIT ME, 547 00:22:05,119 --> 00:22:07,687 AND I'LL BLEED, BUT I'M NOT GOING TO STAND HERE AND TAKE IT. 548 00:22:07,755 --> 00:22:09,222 AND I'M NOT GOING OUTSIDE WITH YOU. 549 00:22:09,290 --> 00:22:11,992 SO IF YOU'RE GONNA DO IT, YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST GO AHEAD. 550 00:22:17,098 --> 00:22:18,731 WELL, COME ON. HERE, RIGHT HERE. 551 00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:21,467 THAT'S GONNA MAKE YOU A BIG MAN, I SUPPOSE. 552 00:22:21,535 --> 00:22:23,136 I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M SAYING, 553 00:22:23,204 --> 00:22:24,737 'CAUSE I'M A LITTLE SCARED. 554 00:22:24,806 --> 00:22:25,972 AND IF WE GO OUTSIDE, 555 00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:27,874 YOU'LL PROBABLY BEAT MY BRAINS OUT. 556 00:22:27,942 --> 00:22:29,609 BUT I DO KNOW, IF YOU'RE GONNA DO IT, 557 00:22:29,677 --> 00:22:30,944 WELL THEN, LET'S DO IT. 558 00:22:32,780 --> 00:22:34,714 AND NOW THAT I THINK OF IT, I'M NOT SCARED. 559 00:22:34,782 --> 00:22:37,350 WELL, COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? 560 00:22:44,391 --> 00:22:45,558 FORGET ABOUT THE WHOLE THING. 561 00:22:45,626 --> 00:22:47,894 NO, LET'S NOT FORGET ABOUT THE WHOLE THING! 562 00:22:47,962 --> 00:22:49,062 DWAYNE! 563 00:22:51,199 --> 00:22:52,465 DWAYNE! 564 00:22:52,533 --> 00:22:54,801 FOR RAJ'S SAKE, WE'LL FORGET THE WHOLE THING. 565 00:23:03,644 --> 00:23:05,245 YOU ARE ALL RIGHT WITH ME, TIGER! 566 00:23:10,584 --> 00:23:12,085 ALL RIGHT! 567 00:23:20,494 --> 00:23:23,529 THAT'S THE CLOSEST TO GETTING KILLED THAT I EVER WANT TO COME. 568 00:23:23,597 --> 00:23:25,298 AND I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY, DWAYNE. 569 00:23:25,366 --> 00:23:27,200 IF I HADN'T WANTED A DATE WITH ANGELA, 570 00:23:27,268 --> 00:23:28,568 NONE OF THIS WOULD'VE HAPPENED. 571 00:23:28,635 --> 00:23:30,937 WELL, AT LEAST IT BROUGHT YOU AND ANGELA CLOSER TOGETHER. 572 00:23:31,005 --> 00:23:32,438 WHEN ARE YOU GOING OUT AGAIN? 573 00:23:32,506 --> 00:23:33,606 DIDN'T YOU TELL HIM? 574 00:23:33,674 --> 00:23:34,540 TELL ME WHAT? 575 00:23:35,776 --> 00:23:36,676 [inaudible] 576 00:23:39,213 --> 00:23:40,180 WHAT? 577 00:23:40,681 --> 00:23:42,249 SHE DUMPED ME. 578 00:23:42,316 --> 00:23:44,384 AFTER I ALMOST GOT KILLED! 579 00:23:44,451 --> 00:23:45,886 COME ON, CALM DOWN, 580 00:23:45,953 --> 00:23:48,288 SHE PROBABLY WASN'T MY TYPE, ANYWAY. 581 00:23:48,356 --> 00:23:50,790 THAT'S OK. AT LEAST I LEARNED SOMETHING TODAY. 582 00:23:50,858 --> 00:23:53,326 I STOOD UP FOR MYSELF EVEN THOUGH I WAS AFRAID. 583 00:23:53,394 --> 00:23:55,362 AND THE 3 OF US STUCK TOGETHER... 584 00:23:55,429 --> 00:23:57,364 NOBODY CAN MAKE US BACK DOWN. 585 00:23:57,431 --> 00:23:59,332 WELL, THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS ARE ALL ABOUT. 586 00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:01,701 "ONE FOR ALL, AND ALL FOR ONE." 587 00:24:01,769 --> 00:24:04,271 STANDING UP AGAINST ANYBODY, 588 00:24:04,338 --> 00:24:06,873 AND STICKING TOGETHER THROUGH THICK AND THIN. 589 00:24:06,941 --> 00:24:08,241 (mama) ALL RIGHT! 590 00:24:08,309 --> 00:24:10,343 WHO LEFT ALL THOSE DIRTY GLASSES IN THE SINK, HUH? 591 00:24:10,411 --> 00:24:11,711 DWAYNE. 592 00:24:11,779 --> 00:24:13,746 ME! WAIT A MINUTE, IT WASN'T ME. IT WAS RERUN. 593 00:24:13,814 --> 00:24:14,747 HE DID IT! 594 00:24:14,815 --> 00:24:15,715 HE DID IT! 595 00:24:15,783 --> 00:24:16,749 HE DID IT! 596 00:24:16,817 --> 00:24:17,683 DWAYNE! 597 00:24:17,751 --> 00:24:19,485 OH, NO! I DID IT. 598 00:24:20,454 --> 00:24:22,622 YEAH, YOU PROBABLY FORGOT, MAMA.