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You're watching a Vivid Feature
presentation.

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Paul, I want you to meet my honey, Honey
Pop.

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Number two, I'm one.

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I'm Martha Garrett, and I had a pleasure
with Mr. Warner.

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That would be me.

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You will?

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Mm -hmm.

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The head of Phoenix Pictures.

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I'm a private investigator, and I have a
secret of my discretion.

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Yeah,

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I have a secret, too.

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I need to have two men surveilled.

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And you are Milton, right?

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I see.

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I'm here for my edition.

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Hello.

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Hmm.

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No.

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Yeah.

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That's such a joke.

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I can't believe it. I think Mama was
right.

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Men are no damn good.

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I wonder if I'll ever meet my white
knight.

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Well, I really don't care for that
knight. Oh,

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I know. Just as long as he's home,
right?

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It's just so hard to meet an eligible
bachelor.

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Especially in this dump of a town.

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Just the other day I was down at the
laundromat, and oh, did I meet this fine

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country boy.

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Oh, it was just like this.

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Girlfriend? I ain't got no girlfriend,
Stephanie Potts.

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Stephanie Potts? How'd you know my name?

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I'll ask you. You're famous. You're in
every stall at the Roadhouse.

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Oh, you.

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Oh.

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You know how I do know Country Boy.

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What's your name, Country Boy?

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My name's Jimmy. I work over yonder at
the filling station.

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Oh, Jimmy.

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I see you all the time and ask you to
fill up.

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That's me, ma 'am.

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The Pops, the legends.

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I do declare you're part of the plate
full of jalapenos.

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Jalapenos? Oh, I do love Mexican food.

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Let me show you my chorizo.

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Did the dream come true?

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I do want to take

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that.

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Let's see your natural redhead.

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you are now.

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I guess you're right.

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Stripping for a living and hanging out
with the no -good like Bubba King

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exactly make me a saint now, does it?

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You finally got that Bubba King out of
your craw?

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You bet.

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I gave him his last piece of paradise
and quit my job stripping at his creepy

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club for good.

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Now what if he was to up and say, let's
get hit, honey?

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Never.

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Never, never, never.

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Mr. King?

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I'm here for my audition.

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I'll be damned.

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POA, ain't it?

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Well, you don't look American Indian to
me.

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Oh, you see, POA stands for Peace and
the Best.

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Willie had come highly recommended for
Milton. Let me tell you something.

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Milton's opinion don't mean a shit's ass
to me around here, all right?

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Now, um, you got, uh, any dancing
experience, you know, exotic?

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Not that fancy hog on a ball and stuff.

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Nope, not today, but does that matter?

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Well, honey, you're gonna have to take
your clothes off.

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Oh, I have to change my clothes. Oh,
yeah.

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I think that if I...

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Oh, good lord. I'm going to strip for
you.

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And you're going to strip for me.

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Well, okay.

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I'm going to get the dirt off here.

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Alrighty.

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Done!

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Uh -huh.

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What?

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I feel good!

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Yeah!

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I think

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you

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should dance for me.

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Dance?

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Dance.

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Don't forget the nipple.

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Alright.

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There you go, there you go.

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Laugh it.

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What?

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Wait, wait, wait. Hold that pose.

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What?

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Do

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I

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have the job?

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You know, I really gotta think about it.

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Yes.

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Good sweet Lord King Mary Polly!

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Doctor's in the house.

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Doctor, do your act.

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Ha ha.

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Get your hands out of his pants. Don't
be pulling out his pector right here.

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Switch!

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Open her in the ass.

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Now go get cleaned up, and I'll talk to
you about whatever you had to talk

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about.

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Don't ever walk in on one of my
auditions again.

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Four score, seven years ago, our great
forefathers set their tired

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feet on this great land.

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And from then on in, there's been one
heck of a ride, I'm telling you.

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And it held their pain.

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And held the high water we've been
finding our way thick and thin.

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Ain't nobody gonna keep us down.

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Oh!

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Okay, in three, two, one.

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Good evening and welcome back, ladies
and gentlemen.

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Today we're discussing alien abduction
among two guests.

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What would that be?

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He said you could just shut up.

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Bitch, you can't do that to me.

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I'm a king.

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I got made who she is today. She's a
star because of me.

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She was sure a good mother to you.

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Stop thinking that you're a dick.

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Dummy corporation I've set up.

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and feds off your back for that tax
dodging. Yeah.

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Now listen, I need Honey to press it.
He's on paper.

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Okay, I think I'm beginning to see.

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Especially now since you're buying
Phoenix Pictures.

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I guess you're right.

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If she needs you, you're fucked.

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You got the job, Honey. Now scram.

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Now be here bright and early, 9 a .m.
I'll make a script around you yet.

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I'm not much of a morning person, Mr.
King, so I'll see you at noon.

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No!

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No!

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Don't you forget about her, boss!

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You gotta worry about honey!

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What the fuck am I going

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to do with her?

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Marry her?

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That's bullshit.

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I ain't marrying her.

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She could ruin you.

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She could get you sent to jail.

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Besides, if you marry her, she can't
testify against the court.

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That means I've got to take her out to
Hollywood with me.

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Yeah?

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Well, Bubba King was looking forward to
taking us to some of that fine Hollywood

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food, man.

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Good to see you, Bubba King.

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Isadora Dunkin' Donuts, the free scarf
with every dozen.

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You won't choke on ours. How can I help
you?

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Well,

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hello. Wouldn't this be lovely, Mrs.
Potter?

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Tell us it isn't, Bubba King.

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I thought they'd hung you long ago.

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Speaking of hung, you still shoving
newspapers down the front of your jeans?

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You're fine as little as a daughter,
honey. Be able to speak on the

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Honey!

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What?

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Honey Harlow Pops, turn that garbage
off.

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These talk shows are nothing but white
trash and men dressed up like women.

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disgusting.

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Oh, you want it on the phone.

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Listen, woman. That a -hole, Bubba King.

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You've got to do it, Bubba.

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What?

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I don't want to talk to you.

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You... Jerk. You jerk.

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You... You... You... You asshole.

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Honey, pack your bags. I'm taking you to
Hollywood.

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To Hollywood?

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As what, Bubba? One of your mistresses?

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One of your bimbos. Another one of your
bimbos?

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No.

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Mrs. Bumpkin.

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What did you say?

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Will you, um... Will you, uh...

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Will you marry me?

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Say it again.

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I said marry me.

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With the cherry on top.

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Well... Honey!

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Alright Bubba, I'll marry you.

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Well... Thank you.

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Um... I uh... I am uh...

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I don't feel so well, I think I'm gonna
shit.

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Okay. I don't really know, Mama.

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Oh, boy. Well, I guess it's time.

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Time for what?

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Time for me to tell you the facts of
life.

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Well, let me be the first to
congratulate Mr. Bubba King on his new

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Thank you very much. Sit down, you
numbskull.

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I might get myself in.

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are different than us honey they've got
this

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earth this

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animal earth and well it's women we just

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gotta put up with it thanks for me the
night i married beb he's dead mama

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just a snippet of a girl when i married
him

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We had the honeymoon suite at the Lazy
Bones.

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It wasn't as nice as it is now, I'll
tell you that.

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I was so naive.

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So, so terrified of what death wanted to
do to me.

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He did that, said Todd.

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I mean, heck, honey, I...

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I've never even seen myself a mainframe
before.

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Good.

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What position is this?

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I hear it called butthole position.

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Oh, it's a door.

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It's a door. It's what people do their
part. It's a door. Don't deny me.

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It's a door.

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It's a door.

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Grab it, squeeze it, lick it, and touch
it. Is it dark?

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Yeah.

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After we did it, I was so upset I hid
out in the bathroom.

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And that's when I discovered that Zeb
had gone.

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I came out of the bathroom like a
whipped dog.

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But he left me with something really
special.

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He did?

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Oh, Mom, I was dead, Mike. It's my only
key thing.

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marriage that lasted one night.

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I want to share it with you.

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Oh,

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mama.

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Was that my daddy?

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After discussion for another day.

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Right now, I've got to go to the
kitchen.

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I've got to go to the kitchen.

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Father, who is she?

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That is my new personnel assistant.

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Oh, let her be. Her groin pulls all
better.

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Firstborn, so I guess it's only fitting
that you'd be the first to fly the coop.

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Oh, honey, I know you gotta follow your
dreams. You gotta go and be a big star.

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But just promise me one thing.

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You remember that you've always got a
home here.

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Yeah.

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I just wish you wasn't going with that
piece of shit bubba.

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Look, if you run into any trouble out in
Hollywood, you call me.

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Collect. It's me, B.

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Oh, it'll be all right, Mom. You wait
and see.

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And you take care of my wife this
weekend.

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I'm Tina, honey.

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Hey, where is this Pepper Lee? I know
she wants to see you all.

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Pepper!

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two babies on the same day?

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No!

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I'm just going off to Hollywood to make
sure honey's okay.

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I'll be back.

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And I see you're still shoving the
newspaper in the front of your pants.

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What are you going to do?

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Huh?

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The adventures of honeypops continue.