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Subtitles by explosiveskull

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<i>You're about to witness
the strength of snake knowledge.</i>

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<i>Get this motherfuckin'
snake off this motherfuckin' plane!</i>

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Welcome
to Compton, California.

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The Sarge partnered us up together
so I can teach you the ropes, huh?

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So today is your first day
to commence the training

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to become a Compton, California,
police officer.

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My training day.

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Yeah, you can call it that.

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And one of the first lessons
you've gotta learn

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is how to stay cool
under pressure.

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Always expect the unexpected.

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Expect the unexpected.

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You see, I've been on the force

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for 15 years, huh?

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And nothing
surprises me anymore.

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Holy Mother of Jesus!

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Stay cool under pressure.
Stay cool under pressure.

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Screw that, rookie!
It's raining snakes.

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This is some biblical shit
right here!

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Hmm.

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It appears we have an embryo

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from the reptilian
<i>Colubridae</i> family.

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- An undamaged egg.
- Hey, homeboy.

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Neon.

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- Hey, Vurkel.
- Neon...

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Not you, Vurkel!
She's waving at me.

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- Neon.
- What's up?

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- What up, girl?
- Nothing. You're crazy.

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Why are you so early
at the party?

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We ain't even set up yet.

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You know I gotta go
to work later.

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Work? We need you here
so you can sing your verses.

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We not a band without you.

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Reptilian stem cells!

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What you talkin' about, V?

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If I can activate the reptilian stem
cells in this newly hatched snake,

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the potential for growth
would be nearly unlimited.

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Here he goes again.

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I don't know
what he's talking about.

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Why must I be cursed
with a mad scientist roommate?

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- Oh, it tickles.
- Damn, V!

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You better work
on those dance moves

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if you wanna
get any play at the party.

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What party?

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Just a little warm-up gig.

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Did you ask your Grandma?

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I need isolation
for my experiments.

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Don't be a buzzkill, Vurkel.

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Damn, Pinball,
don't be a waxed scrote!

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You should hang with us
at the party, Vurkel.

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Wow, Neon inviting me
to a party.

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I'll go anywhere you go, my lo...

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Whoa, don't get fresh, Boo.
Just bein' neighborly.

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I've gotta study the specimen
in my lab.

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Okay, well,
what you got in there, anyway?

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- What have I got?
- Yeah.

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I got a snake. A little snake.

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- Wanna see him?
- How little are we talk...

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Nobody wants to see
your little snake, Vurkel.

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Only snake Neon wants to see
is Cam's big black mamba.

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Get out of my face.

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- Cam's coming tonight.
- Naturally, Vurkel.

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He is the leader of the crew.

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We wouldn't be
a rap crew without him.

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All hail Cam.

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Cam.

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What's up, what's up? What's up?

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Party, party.

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Those idiots!

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There's so much more to life
than infantile partying.

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I'm more concerned about you
'cause you're small.

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But we'll show them
who's itsy-bitsy.

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First the snake, then...

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They'll never call me
"little man" again.

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<i>All systems ready.</i>

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<i>Activate.</i>

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It works! It works!

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So I was at this
rooftop party the other night,

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I mean, it was totally bangin',
you know what I mean?

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Like, the sound system
up there is baller.

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See, that's what I'm
talkin' about.

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Managing music and shit.

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That's what I want to do.

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Well, I mean, you gotta be,
like, real pro, you know?

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You can't go around mixing business
and pleasure like this, you know?

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When am I gonna hear those new sick
beats you were gonna spin for me?

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You want me to spin it
for business?

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Or pleasure?

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Well, well, well. My man.

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Nice of you
to finally show up.

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I ain't your man, Neon.

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Damn, Cam.
I didn't mean it like that.

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I meant like, my man,
like, my homeboy.

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Aright, girl.
You got those pipes warmed up?

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These people gonna love you once
you drop them bomb dulcet tones.

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Cam, what makes you think
I want somebody's love?

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Child, a girl can't
survive off that.

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She needs cash flow.

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That's all gonna be taken care of once
Uppercase Records sees our talent tomorrow.

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Yo, Pinball!

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Yo, Pinball.

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Pinball, man.

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When you gonna play the track

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for that talent agent friend
of yours, man?

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This is her.
R.E.L., meet Beez Neez.

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Beez Neez! Oh, my God!

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Your raps are T-I-T.

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Yeah. We spared no expense
on this track.

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Nothing but
high production quality.

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Pinball's homegirl's
gots the hookup.

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I got you all
into Uppercase Records tomorrow.

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We meetin'
with the head cat himself.

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They don't need
any more drama, all right?

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Did you all steal the money
to produce that record?

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- Steal? You calling me a thief?
- No!

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- Are you saying we stole?
- No, no, no, no.

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Yo, my man borrowed a grip
from Alley Jaws.

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- Alley Jaws?
- Yeah.

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Yo, that dude is mad shady, yo.

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Ease up, Carrot Top.

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My sweet Carrot Top.

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<i>♪ Couldn't you just get any
Chick to sing your hooks? ♪</i>

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You trippin'.

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Can't any chick just bust glass
with her high notes.

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- Look, that only happened once.
- This crew needs you.

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And what do you need, Cam?

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What I need?
Is to bust a rhyme, son!

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Woo!

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Let's party!

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What?

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Wait. What?

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Work, you infernal machine.

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<i>♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Yeah ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Cold-blooded y'all ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Bad to the bone ♪</i>

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Curse this modern music!

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All this braggadocio
and fornication.

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<i>♪ Cold-blooded ♪</i>

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<i>♪ So cold-blooded ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Yo, I'm so cold-blooded
My heart's barely beatin' ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The doctor checked
My pulse ♪</i>

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<i>♪ 'Cause he thought
I was sleepin' ♪</i>

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<i>♪ But these rhymes
Keep spillin' ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And I'm willin'
To thrill ya ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And I'm chiller
Than a chinchilla ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Chillin' with Godzilla ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Killin' city buildings
Near ya ♪</i>

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<i>♪ With Mothra and Ghidorah ♪</i>

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<i>♪ In Japan I'm the man
But I prefer Siberia ♪</i>

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Fascinating.

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The reptiles seem to be aroused
by the bass frequencies.

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<i>♪ And when the beat drops
I'm a boss like Jack Frost ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Go straight outta Compton
To get your balls thawed ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Watch your
Facebook comments ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Or I'll box you
Like Muhammad ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And knock you out so cold
It'll bust your thermometer ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Let it go like Frozen ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Like Tom Arnold
With Roseanne ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'm a cold-blooded show man
Like Frosty the Snowman ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The temperature reads
Absolute zero degrees ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Now I gotta pass the mic
To my man Beez Neez ♪</i>

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Now let's see how big
you can get.

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<i>System overload.</i>

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Wait, what?

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Pinball!

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Yo, it's the Alley Jaws.

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Pinball, I thought you said
you were T-I-T tight.

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We are tight.
Just let me talk to him.

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- Pinball!
- He likes me.

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I want my money!
Where you at?

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I can hear your lame-ass beats
a mile away.

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- You better have my money!
- Alley Jaws.

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It's so good to see...

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I thought I recognized the sound
of your AK-47.

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You brought
your beautiful ladies here.

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You always know how
to show up unannounced.

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What can I do for you today?

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- Where's my money?
- Money!

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- Money.
- Money!

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But you said I can pay you back
next week, remember?

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Oh, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no...

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- No, no, no, no.
- No, no, no.

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That is repayment
of the principal sum.

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We are talking
about the interest.

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And I ain't the patient type.

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Unless you want me
to go compound on your ass.

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Compound on my ass?

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Compound's when
I reinvest the interest

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so the interest in the next period
is earned on the principal sum

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and the previously
accrued interest.

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That's compound interest,
bitch.

196
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Uh-huh, way to go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

197
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Previous interest
on top of interest, interest...

198
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Where is my money!

199
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Be careful where you
pointin' that gun, man.

200
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What's up, Alley?

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Ooh! Cam!

202
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Why the negativity?

203
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No!

204
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Well, well, if it isn't Cam.

205
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The wannabe banger
from Compton.

206
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You know your boy
Pinball over there

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is in some pretty deep
financial shit with me.

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Lay off, man. Those funds were
for all of us in the group.

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Got this audition
tomorrow, see...

210
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What I see is that
you got money to have a party,

211
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but not paying me back
the money you owe me

212
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in accordance with the frequency
computations in our binding contract.

213
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You made an investment,

214
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and trust me,
it's gonna pay off in dividends.

215
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You gonna drop
some verses on us, Cam?

216
00:12:34,291 --> 00:12:35,325
Shut up, Larissa.

217
00:12:35,327 --> 00:12:37,426
I used to do your algebra
homework for you, girl.

218
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- Yeah? I got C's.
- Don't be an asshole.

219
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Hey!

220
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Ooh!

221
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Nobody, but nobody
disrespects my bitches but me!

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- Mm-hmm.
- Shut up!

223
00:12:55,545 --> 00:12:56,247
Now...

224
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You're gonna tell me exactly
what happened to my money.

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Before I...

226
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Nice snake, Cam.

227
00:13:07,824 --> 00:13:09,261
You dirty mother...

228
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That was a snake!
You know I hate snakes!

229
00:13:12,563 --> 00:13:14,462
I be cold-blooded, yo.

230
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You gonna be dead blooded in a
second is what you're gonna be.

231
00:13:23,074 --> 00:13:24,508
You leave that boy alone!

232
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- Miss Jones?
- Go on! Drop your piece.

233
00:13:27,645 --> 00:13:28,977
Miss Jones, you don't have to...

234
00:13:28,979 --> 00:13:30,915
You know I care
about you, Cam.

235
00:13:31,949 --> 00:13:33,515
Fuck you, Alley.

236
00:13:33,517 --> 00:13:36,287
Get on outta here,
and take your floozies with ya.

237
00:13:36,554 --> 00:13:38,723
Go on! Leave Cam be.

238
00:13:39,623 --> 00:13:40,925
This isn't over, Cam.

239
00:13:41,559 --> 00:13:42,924
- I'll get your money, dog.
- Yeah.

240
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We got the hookup on a meeting

241
00:13:44,061 --> 00:13:46,095
at Uppercase Records
tomorrow afternoon.

242
00:13:46,097 --> 00:13:47,462
- Yeah.
- We get signed.

243
00:13:47,464 --> 00:13:48,730
- Yeah.
- We be ballin'.

244
00:13:48,732 --> 00:13:51,303
- Yeah!
- Keep dreaming.

245
00:13:51,769 --> 00:13:53,272
'Cause that old broad?

246
00:13:54,539 --> 00:13:55,607
She's not always gonna be there
to protect your fucking ass!

247
00:13:55,806 --> 00:13:57,373
Watch your language, boy.

248
00:13:57,375 --> 00:13:58,944
I'll always be here for him.

249
00:13:59,609 --> 00:14:01,443
You know what?
I had about enough of him.

250
00:14:01,445 --> 00:14:03,111
Take your ass
on back to Riverside.

251
00:14:03,113 --> 00:14:04,613
Hold me back, I swear.

252
00:14:04,615 --> 00:14:06,418
I already called
the police.

253
00:14:06,784 --> 00:14:08,384
Get on out of here,
floozies.

254
00:14:08,386 --> 00:14:10,720
Come on, bitch,
I mean... ladies.

255
00:14:10,722 --> 00:14:12,355
Yeah, come compound that now.

256
00:14:12,357 --> 00:14:13,589
- Chill.
- Go on!

257
00:14:13,591 --> 00:14:14,823
Bitch, move it, move it.

258
00:14:14,825 --> 00:14:16,694
- Floozies, go on!
- Come on.

259
00:14:17,929 --> 00:14:21,833
Damn. Thusela Jones
saves the day again.

260
00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:24,133
That old gal sure is something.

261
00:14:24,135 --> 00:14:26,634
Thanks, Miss Jones.
Glad you got my back.

262
00:14:26,636 --> 00:14:28,506
Of course, my boy.

263
00:14:28,905 --> 00:14:32,611
But your shenanigans is causing
me to be late for choir practice.

264
00:14:33,710 --> 00:14:35,646
You got some... yayo?

265
00:14:36,580 --> 00:14:38,847
- Uh-uh.
- Crystal?

266
00:14:38,849 --> 00:14:41,552
- Zoom-zoom?
- No, I ain't no dealer.

267
00:14:41,819 --> 00:14:43,786
I mean, I sold Mucinex
to Vurkel one time,

268
00:14:43,788 --> 00:14:45,821
but that was
in my younger, wilder days.

269
00:14:45,823 --> 00:14:47,822
What an ungrateful
piece of shit.

270
00:14:47,824 --> 00:14:51,629
I just fucking saved your ass,
and you can't even hook a sister up?

271
00:14:55,867 --> 00:14:57,535
How about an aph?

272
00:14:57,769 --> 00:14:59,905
Nah, I'm all right, Miss Jones.

273
00:15:00,103 --> 00:15:02,773
All right, I love you.
I'll see you later.

274
00:15:03,107 --> 00:15:04,509
I'm sure you will.

275
00:15:06,777 --> 00:15:09,445
Clear the space, people.
Clear the space.

276
00:15:09,447 --> 00:15:10,913
Cam, you son of a bitch!

277
00:15:10,915 --> 00:15:13,515
We got a new hero in Compton.

278
00:15:13,517 --> 00:15:15,653
- My man, Cam.
- Shut up, Pin.

279
00:15:15,886 --> 00:15:17,787
You need to be
a better communicator.

280
00:15:17,789 --> 00:15:20,089
Ease Alley Jaw's mind.
I know how you are with your phone.

281
00:15:20,091 --> 00:15:22,727
My snake! My snake!
Has anyone seen my snake?

282
00:15:23,093 --> 00:15:24,960
Yeah.

283
00:15:24,962 --> 00:15:28,798
This G right here used it to
bust up a gun-wielding gangster

284
00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:30,633
with your big-ass snake.

285
00:15:30,635 --> 00:15:32,934
Yo, sorry I had to resort
to violence with your snake, V.

286
00:15:32,936 --> 00:15:34,071
It's probably up
in a bush somewhere.

287
00:15:34,604 --> 00:15:37,408
Yeah, yo mom's bush.

288
00:15:38,575 --> 00:15:42,577
Yo, Vurkel, hey, yo mama, man,
she is a real skilled gardener!

289
00:15:44,848 --> 00:15:46,014
Yeah.

290
00:16:12,477 --> 00:16:13,511
Back, sucker, back!

291
00:16:18,982 --> 00:16:21,553
Back! Get back!

292
00:16:22,185 --> 00:16:24,756
Oh, no, not today.

293
00:16:26,122 --> 00:16:29,091
Thusela Jones will meet the Lord
on her own terms.

294
00:16:36,700 --> 00:16:37,966
Okay, all right.

295
00:16:37,968 --> 00:16:41,870
In order to work these streets,
you gotta be these streets, huh?

296
00:16:41,872 --> 00:16:43,672
You gotta taste these streets.

297
00:16:43,674 --> 00:16:45,610
You gotta know
what the dealers are selling.

298
00:16:46,644 --> 00:16:48,547
- Take it.
- I don't know about this, boss.

299
00:16:49,079 --> 00:16:52,080
- I said take it.
- No, I'm not gonna do it.

300
00:16:52,082 --> 00:16:54,618
What are you, a Mormon, huh?
Jesus freak?

301
00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:58,990
- I'm lactose intolerant, man.
- Lactose intolerant.

302
00:17:00,558 --> 00:17:04,463
You think that dealers care
if you lactose intolerant, huh?

303
00:17:05,296 --> 00:17:07,132
- You care if he lactose intolerant?
- <i>No, señor.</i>

304
00:17:07,565 --> 00:17:09,565
<i>No, señor.</i> Huh?

305
00:17:09,567 --> 00:17:11,700
You a goddamn disgrace,
rookie.

306
00:17:11,702 --> 00:17:13,201
I don't want you
as my partner,

307
00:17:13,203 --> 00:17:15,304
on the squad,
or on the force.

308
00:17:15,306 --> 00:17:18,477
You can go back to parking
tricycles at Chuck E. Cheese.

309
00:17:19,210 --> 00:17:22,144
What's so important about
your snake anyway, Vurkel?

310
00:17:22,146 --> 00:17:24,880
My invention super charged it
with unstable molecules,

311
00:17:24,882 --> 00:17:26,618
now it's growing
at an uncontrollable rate.

312
00:17:27,050 --> 00:17:28,787
And it could get bigger.

313
00:17:29,052 --> 00:17:31,755
Big enough to eat a person if
the molecules remain unstable.

314
00:17:32,322 --> 00:17:34,656
So... what you sayin' is,

315
00:17:34,658 --> 00:17:36,093
it's big enough
to eat this Twinkie.

316
00:17:36,726 --> 00:17:39,030
Dude, that's not
a big Twinkie.

317
00:17:39,664 --> 00:17:41,098
My Ding Dong is
bigger than that.

318
00:17:41,299 --> 00:17:43,033
Yeah.

319
00:17:43,267 --> 00:17:46,037
All right, everybody, let's help
this kid look for his damn snake.

320
00:17:48,172 --> 00:17:49,637
Fine, you want me
to do it, I'll do it.

321
00:17:49,639 --> 00:17:51,041
Gimme. Give it.

322
00:18:00,585 --> 00:18:03,555
My ninja.
That's how it's done, son.

323
00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:06,790
Oh, betrayed by your
virgin gag reflexes.

324
00:18:07,258 --> 00:18:08,824
Let me get in
on that shit.

325
00:18:13,763 --> 00:18:14,632
That's that good shit.

326
00:18:15,666 --> 00:18:18,133
Real cops don't spit.
Swallow that shit down.

327
00:18:18,135 --> 00:18:18,904
Swallow it.

328
00:18:20,338 --> 00:18:20,972
There.

329
00:18:23,340 --> 00:18:26,674
Oh, sweet. Guys, guys!

330
00:18:26,676 --> 00:18:27,977
Alley Jaws' AK.

331
00:18:27,979 --> 00:18:30,045
Don't I look
just like street,

332
00:18:30,047 --> 00:18:33,082
hip-hop, gangster,
OG, indica, like...

333
00:18:33,084 --> 00:18:34,319
Girl, do you even know
what you're sayin'?

334
00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:38,220
Yeah, I'm just trying to,
you know, like, represent.

335
00:18:38,222 --> 00:18:39,758
I'm just
trying to represent.

336
00:18:39,956 --> 00:18:41,091
<i>Pinche cabrón.</i>

337
00:18:50,967 --> 00:18:52,136
- Partner!
- Hmm?

338
00:18:52,636 --> 00:18:53,571
Crime in progress?

339
00:18:54,271 --> 00:18:57,338
Well, I'll be.
Little white girl with an AK.

340
00:18:57,340 --> 00:18:59,843
How cute.
Finish your damn ice cream.

341
00:19:02,113 --> 00:19:03,878
Don't be playing.
Give me that.

342
00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:05,816
It ain't a toy.
Come on, man.

343
00:19:06,651 --> 00:19:08,587
Too much been goin' on today
already, aright?

344
00:19:08,953 --> 00:19:11,353
Crime in progress! Crime in progress!
Get the car, rookie.

345
00:19:11,355 --> 00:19:13,821
Hey! You forgot
your ice cream!

346
00:19:13,823 --> 00:19:15,958
All right, drop the gun, son.
Drop the gun, son.

347
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:18,192
- Easy, easy, easy, drop the gun, son.
- It's not mine, man.

348
00:19:18,194 --> 00:19:20,061
- Aright, aright.
- I understand. I understand.

349
00:19:20,063 --> 00:19:21,696
Get your stupid ass
on the ground.

350
00:19:21,698 --> 00:19:23,164
Down quick,
like your mama on Tuesday.

351
00:19:23,166 --> 00:19:25,034
Get down. Look that way.
Look that way.

352
00:19:25,036 --> 00:19:27,102
Aright, aright.
I told you, man, the gun ain't mine.

353
00:19:27,104 --> 00:19:29,872
Possession
of a stolen firearm, huh?

354
00:19:29,874 --> 00:19:31,309
You going down
to the booty house.

355
00:19:32,342 --> 00:19:33,875
All right, go ahead
and book him, rookie.

356
00:19:33,877 --> 00:19:36,114
Oh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, uh...

357
00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:39,917
How does one book,
exactly?

358
00:19:40,317 --> 00:19:41,482
It's your training day,
I get it.

359
00:19:41,484 --> 00:19:43,852
Daddy gotta do everything.
Put your hands behind your back.

360
00:19:43,854 --> 00:19:45,256
You can't arrest Cam!

361
00:19:45,455 --> 00:19:48,257
We got the biggest gig
of our lives tomorrow.

362
00:19:48,259 --> 00:19:50,291
You think I care
about you kids

363
00:19:50,293 --> 00:19:53,162
and your crunk dub-step
Bieber-believer bullshit?

364
00:19:53,164 --> 00:19:57,035
And if I had a dime for every
Compton rapper I arrested, I...

365
00:19:58,703 --> 00:19:59,867
I would have
a whole lot of dimes!

366
00:19:59,869 --> 00:20:00,838
Man, come on.

367
00:20:02,039 --> 00:20:05,106
Fame and fortune
are for the weak-minded.

368
00:20:05,108 --> 00:20:06,874
You wanna be powerful?

369
00:20:06,876 --> 00:20:09,010
You want real power, huh?

370
00:20:09,012 --> 00:20:11,012
You'll be a crooked cop
like me.

371
00:20:11,014 --> 00:20:12,780
- What?
- Crooked cop like me...

372
00:20:12,782 --> 00:20:13,481
No, no, no, regular cop.

373
00:20:13,483 --> 00:20:15,017
A regular cop...

374
00:20:15,019 --> 00:20:18,220
A super, upstanding cop cop.

375
00:20:18,222 --> 00:20:19,223
- Super up...
- You know what? Never mind.

376
00:20:21,725 --> 00:20:23,895
Y'all are really starting
to piss me off.

377
00:20:24,427 --> 00:20:27,128
Now get this trash off this
little white girl's lawn.

378
00:20:27,130 --> 00:20:29,097
Hey, yo, Cam is innocent.

379
00:20:29,099 --> 00:20:30,401
He was protecting us.

380
00:20:30,901 --> 00:20:32,800
How about you do your jobs
for a change?

381
00:20:32,802 --> 00:20:35,139
Man, shut your mouth, girl,
before you get locked up too, man.

382
00:20:38,008 --> 00:20:39,240
- Quiet!
- Just shut up.

383
00:20:39,242 --> 00:20:40,678
I decide who's innocent.

384
00:20:41,745 --> 00:20:43,415
- That's good.
- Ain't that right, Poindexter?

385
00:20:44,415 --> 00:20:45,783
- Me?
- Yeah.

386
00:20:46,117 --> 00:20:47,915
Oh, affirmative.
Cam's guilty.

387
00:20:47,917 --> 00:20:49,787
- What?
- What you?

388
00:20:50,053 --> 00:20:53,288
He used my mutated snake as a
weapon, and now it's disappeared.

389
00:20:53,290 --> 00:20:56,761
Ah, you see how that goes?
You got... a mutated snake?

390
00:20:56,961 --> 00:20:59,361
I invented a centrifugal
field generator

391
00:20:59,363 --> 00:21:01,332
that supercharged it
with unstable molecules...

392
00:21:04,868 --> 00:21:06,303
Cam!

393
00:21:06,971 --> 00:21:08,503
Yo, we're straight up
boned, Beez.

394
00:21:08,505 --> 00:21:11,442
Yo, yo, yo,
why don't we just bail out Cam?

395
00:21:12,108 --> 00:21:13,377
Oh, yeah? And with what money?

396
00:21:14,110 --> 00:21:15,176
You used it all
at the studio

397
00:21:15,178 --> 00:21:16,944
makin' those
stupid beats.

398
00:21:16,946 --> 00:21:18,282
Download next time,
stupid.

399
00:21:19,983 --> 00:21:22,217
Oh, my beats are stupid?
She said my beats are stupid.

400
00:21:22,219 --> 00:21:23,417
- She said my beats, my beats...
- Dumb. Idiotic.

401
00:21:23,419 --> 00:21:24,553
My beats, my beats are stupid?

402
00:21:24,555 --> 00:21:25,953
- Retarded.
- Oh, really?

403
00:21:25,955 --> 00:21:28,022
- Not understanding me?
- Well, my bad.

404
00:21:28,024 --> 00:21:31,762
Sorry if I wanted to make sure
the bass frequencies were bangin'!

405
00:21:32,396 --> 00:21:34,429
Why don't you just
bail out Cam?

406
00:21:34,431 --> 00:21:36,298
With the little money I
make I earn the hard way

407
00:21:36,300 --> 00:21:38,232
by putting in work.

408
00:21:38,234 --> 00:21:39,870
So until you can prove to me
that this rap shit will work,

409
00:21:40,069 --> 00:21:41,004
I'm out.

410
00:21:41,972 --> 00:21:43,305
Yo, R.E.L.s,
can you drop me off at the club?

411
00:21:43,307 --> 00:21:45,777
Yeah, sister,
I got your back. Yo!

412
00:21:46,176 --> 00:21:51,246
I did not get you that
audition at Uppercase

413
00:21:51,248 --> 00:21:54,986
just because I wanted to get
shwerp figgety on your snobelisk.

414
00:21:56,287 --> 00:21:58,886
I got it for you because
you and your crew,

415
00:21:58,888 --> 00:22:00,824
you got something
real special.

416
00:22:01,291 --> 00:22:05,928
I sure as hell hope you got some
money left over from Alley Jaws.

417
00:22:05,930 --> 00:22:08,366
At least enough to bail
Cam out by 3 p.m. tomorrow.

418
00:22:08,598 --> 00:22:10,100
Yo, R.E.L.s,
I'm a be late!

419
00:22:10,401 --> 00:22:11,970
Yeah, yo, I'm coming.

420
00:22:15,438 --> 00:22:19,910
Get your shit together.

421
00:22:25,382 --> 00:22:27,418
Menorah out.

422
00:22:34,023 --> 00:22:35,392
F that noise!

423
00:22:35,893 --> 00:22:40,265
We gonna bailout Cam,
and we gonna rock this audition!

424
00:22:40,496 --> 00:22:43,100
All right, well, how are we gonna
come up with this cash, man?

425
00:22:44,335 --> 00:22:45,400
<i>♪ Four, three, two, one ♪</i>

426
00:22:49,505 --> 00:22:52,039
Yo, man, I don't,
I don't know about this, Pin.

427
00:22:52,041 --> 00:22:54,378
Like, this is not something
that Cam would approve of, man.

428
00:22:55,011 --> 00:22:57,915
Cam ain't here!
Let's go.

429
00:23:00,984 --> 00:23:04,888
<i>♪ Damn, girl,
Your legs don't feel Like hot dogs ♪</i>

430
00:23:05,188 --> 00:23:07,623
Hey, man.
Thanks for doing the begging today.

431
00:23:07,625 --> 00:23:08,859
People are intolerant.

432
00:23:09,158 --> 00:23:10,224
We gotta stick together.

433
00:23:10,226 --> 00:23:12,260
Society's turned
a blind eye.

434
00:23:12,262 --> 00:23:15,329
That's why we gotta keep ours
open, keep our butts safe.

435
00:23:15,331 --> 00:23:19,166
You know what they say, open
eyes, open hearts, open butts.

436
00:23:19,168 --> 00:23:21,004
Ain't that the truth?

437
00:23:21,504 --> 00:23:23,540
Say, friend,
do you have any narcotics?

438
00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:25,242
Of course I do.

439
00:23:26,676 --> 00:23:28,109
It's why I'm homeless
in the first place.

440
00:23:28,111 --> 00:23:30,214
- Yeah.
- Addiction is ruining my life.

441
00:23:30,681 --> 00:23:31,316
Ha.

442
00:23:32,916 --> 00:23:34,916
Oh, this is my jam!

443
00:23:34,918 --> 00:23:35,953
Turn that up.

444
00:23:41,524 --> 00:23:44,092
Well, I'm getting tired.
I'm gonna go hit the sack.

445
00:23:44,094 --> 00:23:46,494
And I mean the literal sack
that I sleep in on the ground.

446
00:23:46,496 --> 00:23:48,031
You know, and I'll do
the same in a few.

447
00:23:49,532 --> 00:23:52,936
First, I gotta go defecate in public
since restrooms are for customers only.

448
00:24:12,690 --> 00:24:14,556
Not sure why anyone tries
to read arousing material

449
00:24:14,558 --> 00:24:16,027
while attempting
a bowel movement.

450
00:24:16,359 --> 00:24:17,361
It's weird.

451
00:24:19,629 --> 00:24:20,598
I'm still doing it, though.

452
00:24:27,972 --> 00:24:29,507
Oh, God!

453
00:24:34,645 --> 00:24:36,247
Get the hell out of my tent,
you homeless piece of shit.

454
00:24:36,713 --> 00:24:38,282
Help me.

455
00:24:46,357 --> 00:24:49,324
<i>Uppercase Records sports some of
the loudest sound systems available</i>

456
00:24:49,326 --> 00:24:51,727
<i>in all of Los Angeles,</i>

457
00:24:51,729 --> 00:24:54,997
<i>but the recent rooftop parties have left
some local residents less than impressed.</i>

458
00:24:54,999 --> 00:24:57,132
<i>Sir, what are your thoughts
on the noise?</i>

459
00:24:57,134 --> 00:25:00,104
This is a stick-up, sucker!
So stay cool!

460
00:25:03,139 --> 00:25:04,472
- Damn!
- Jesus!

461
00:25:04,474 --> 00:25:06,243
I am staying cool.

462
00:25:06,542 --> 00:25:08,378
Oh, you want to rob me?

463
00:25:08,678 --> 00:25:11,480
Don't be pussies.
You better fucking rob me!

464
00:25:11,482 --> 00:25:14,415
- Drop your weapon!
- Only after you shoot me.

465
00:25:14,417 --> 00:25:17,285
None of the other robbers
had the balls to shoot me!

466
00:25:17,287 --> 00:25:19,387
What's wrong with you, old man?
This is not how it's supposed to go.

467
00:25:19,389 --> 00:25:21,589
What's wrong with me?
What's wrong with you?

468
00:25:21,591 --> 00:25:24,259
You didn't even ask
about the cash in the ATM!

469
00:25:24,261 --> 00:25:26,428
Or the money
in the safe in back!

470
00:25:26,430 --> 00:25:28,195
We're supposed to ask
those questions?

471
00:25:28,197 --> 00:25:30,097
Shoot me! Shoot me!

472
00:25:32,202 --> 00:25:34,439
You, oh!

473
00:25:35,472 --> 00:25:37,672
You wimpy girly man.

474
00:25:37,674 --> 00:25:39,376
You threw your gun at me?

475
00:25:41,578 --> 00:25:43,513
I didn't have any bullets,
that's the thing.

476
00:25:44,348 --> 00:25:47,417
You, shoot out
the security camera.

477
00:25:48,452 --> 00:25:49,785
And we can talk.

478
00:25:49,787 --> 00:25:52,753
Yeah, I...
I also forgot to load my gun.

479
00:25:52,755 --> 00:25:54,224
So dumb.

480
00:25:54,825 --> 00:25:56,458
He's shooting!

481
00:26:01,165 --> 00:26:02,596
Good job, my friends.

482
00:26:02,598 --> 00:26:06,136
So I recently took out
a large theft insurance policy.

483
00:26:06,502 --> 00:26:11,376
You will be providing my worthless
kids with a better future.

484
00:26:19,249 --> 00:26:23,387
Oh, and here's a crowbar
for the ATM machine.

485
00:26:31,861 --> 00:26:33,828
I thought you were
takin' us downtown, yo.

486
00:26:33,830 --> 00:26:34,732
Why we back here?

487
00:26:35,232 --> 00:26:36,634
Because, huh?

488
00:26:37,134 --> 00:26:38,599
I got a very important lesson

489
00:26:38,601 --> 00:26:40,335
to teach my rookie partner
here, huh?

490
00:26:40,337 --> 00:26:42,537
It's his first day
on the job.

491
00:26:42,539 --> 00:26:45,175
Yeah. And it's
my training day, too.

492
00:26:45,541 --> 00:26:47,409
Yeah, you told me
what today is, yo.

493
00:26:47,411 --> 00:26:49,577
Could y'all hurry the hell up
and book us, or whatever?

494
00:26:49,579 --> 00:26:51,313
I'm tired of breathin'
Vurkel's farts.

495
00:26:51,315 --> 00:26:52,482
It's not me.

496
00:26:53,317 --> 00:26:54,749
I know your scent,
Geordi La Forge.

497
00:26:54,751 --> 00:26:57,088
Don't play that silent
but deadly shit with me.

498
00:26:58,288 --> 00:26:59,624
Triflin', man, damn.

499
00:27:02,592 --> 00:27:04,125
So what's
the lesson, boss?

500
00:27:04,127 --> 00:27:04,729
Shh.

501
00:27:05,963 --> 00:27:08,732
There's a lot of homeless people,
hang out around this spot.

502
00:27:09,433 --> 00:27:11,866
Oh, yeah, easy targets.

503
00:27:11,868 --> 00:27:14,469
Oh, look at you.
I underestimated you, son.

504
00:27:14,471 --> 00:27:15,573
You're not as stupid
as you look.

505
00:27:15,873 --> 00:27:18,142
There still might be
some hope for you.

506
00:27:18,375 --> 00:27:22,544
So here's the thing, if you want to learn
to hassle people like a real cop, huh?

507
00:27:22,546 --> 00:27:24,415
You gotta start at the bottom.

508
00:27:25,281 --> 00:27:26,416
So get your nightstick out.

509
00:27:27,783 --> 00:27:30,353
These people will take
all kinds of abuse.

510
00:27:34,457 --> 00:27:36,194
Looks like somebody
already beat us to it.

511
00:27:44,835 --> 00:27:46,804
Is this the work
of some sick psycho-killer?

512
00:27:47,703 --> 00:27:50,441
- Are we going to investigate?
- Man, hell, no!

513
00:27:54,444 --> 00:27:56,481
Nobody cares about a bunch
of mutilated bums.

514
00:27:56,746 --> 00:27:58,115
And you can write that down.

515
00:27:59,282 --> 00:28:01,118
This city ain't capable
of handling this many leeches.

516
00:28:02,685 --> 00:28:06,256
How many leeches, exactly,
can the city handle, though?

517
00:28:07,191 --> 00:28:09,827
I will drag your ass up and down
the street by your baby nuts.

518
00:28:13,297 --> 00:28:15,763
Anyway, I say we forget
all this nonsense,

519
00:28:15,765 --> 00:28:17,766
go raid one of those
Asian massage parlors,

520
00:28:17,768 --> 00:28:18,933
get our almonds milked.

521
00:28:18,935 --> 00:28:20,602
Almonds milked.

522
00:28:20,604 --> 00:28:22,938
But first,
I need a Slurpee.

523
00:28:22,940 --> 00:28:23,641
Slurpee.

524
00:28:37,221 --> 00:28:39,156
We going downtown yet?
I ain't got all day.

525
00:28:41,925 --> 00:28:43,258
Going to
the convenience store.

526
00:28:43,260 --> 00:28:44,625
It's hot.

527
00:28:44,627 --> 00:28:45,795
Keep your mouth shut,
you might get a Slurpee.

528
00:28:50,533 --> 00:28:52,634
- What was that?
- I ain't hit shit. Let's roll.

529
00:29:03,413 --> 00:29:04,415
It might sting.

530
00:29:06,683 --> 00:29:09,186
I'm sorry I threw my
plastic piece at you, Yoon.

531
00:29:09,619 --> 00:29:11,488
From the back, you dummy.

532
00:29:15,959 --> 00:29:17,628
Do I have to do everything?

533
00:29:24,635 --> 00:29:27,368
If you guys were hardcore
street motherfuckers,

534
00:29:27,370 --> 00:29:28,869
you'd put an end
to my miserable life.

535
00:29:31,707 --> 00:29:33,907
Then I wouldn't have to deal
with my bitch of a wife.

536
00:29:33,909 --> 00:29:35,910
And shitty kids.

537
00:29:35,912 --> 00:29:38,012
Can't even play
video games themselves.

538
00:29:38,014 --> 00:29:40,714
They have to watch others
do it on fucking YouTube.

539
00:29:40,716 --> 00:29:43,917
Look, man, you don't gotta
give us all the cash.

540
00:29:43,919 --> 00:29:45,854
- Save some for yourself.
- Yeah, man.

541
00:29:45,856 --> 00:29:47,321
Buy your wife
something really nice.

542
00:29:47,323 --> 00:29:48,789
You don't even
know my wife.

543
00:29:52,863 --> 00:29:55,499
Her unibrow is so thick that
her forehead looks like a...

544
00:29:55,765 --> 00:29:57,500
caterpillar is
fucking her eyebrows.

545
00:29:58,668 --> 00:30:00,870
This mofo right here
is gangsta.

546
00:30:01,704 --> 00:30:02,572
Oh, it's on.

547
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:05,775
Quick, go out the back door.

548
00:30:06,009 --> 00:30:07,612
I don't know anything!

549
00:30:10,446 --> 00:30:11,781
Back.

550
00:30:12,549 --> 00:30:13,884
- Oh, my God.
- Go, go, go, go!

551
00:30:15,251 --> 00:30:15,886
- Run! Pick up your feet.
- Go, go, go, go.

552
00:30:16,819 --> 00:30:18,586
- Shit.
- Go faster.

553
00:30:18,588 --> 00:30:21,658
Sir, do you speak English?

554
00:30:21,857 --> 00:30:24,828
- Run, run.
- Oh, shit!

555
00:30:25,361 --> 00:30:26,663
What the fuck?

556
00:30:28,598 --> 00:30:31,333
Don't worry,
I'll call the paramedics.

557
00:30:31,335 --> 00:30:33,471
No, just let me bleed out.

558
00:30:35,539 --> 00:30:38,408
Drop your weapons, pooh butts, huh?
Y'all forget something?

559
00:30:38,642 --> 00:30:41,476
Listen, cop,
there's somethin' out there.

560
00:30:41,478 --> 00:30:43,948
There's something in here.
I'm your worst nightmare.

561
00:30:44,447 --> 00:30:47,115
- But it's a giant snake, yo!
- A big snake.

562
00:30:47,117 --> 00:30:49,851
I eat snakes.
They call me Mongoose Mike.

563
00:30:49,853 --> 00:30:52,354
You crazy!
The snake out there, it's huge.

564
00:30:52,356 --> 00:30:53,621
It wants to bite us.

565
00:30:53,623 --> 00:30:55,457
It wants to bite...
I want to bite you, huh?

566
00:30:55,459 --> 00:30:56,761
I'm a wolf.

567
00:30:57,027 --> 00:30:59,661
In order to protect the
flock, you gotta be a wolf.

568
00:30:59,663 --> 00:31:01,332
It takes a wolf
to catch a wolf.

569
00:31:01,697 --> 00:31:03,698
And what I'm gonna do is,
I'm gonna skin you, huh?

570
00:31:03,700 --> 00:31:05,133
And I'm gonna wear you
like sheep's clothing.

571
00:31:05,135 --> 00:31:06,604
I'm gonna be in disguise.

572
00:31:07,671 --> 00:31:09,069
What?

573
00:31:09,071 --> 00:31:11,005
Come on. Get your
dumb asses over here.

574
00:31:11,007 --> 00:31:11,876
Come on. Come on!

575
00:31:15,011 --> 00:31:17,548
This is taking too long, man.
I'm ready to go, man.

576
00:31:20,483 --> 00:31:21,715
Holy Mary J. Blige.

577
00:31:21,717 --> 00:31:24,688
My big beautiful snake!

578
00:31:24,988 --> 00:31:27,422
- What the hell?
- Although she does look a little bit off.

579
00:31:27,424 --> 00:31:28,823
- You think?
- Yeah.

580
00:31:28,825 --> 00:31:29,960
I think she remembers me.

581
00:31:40,169 --> 00:31:41,970
I think she remembers me.

582
00:31:41,972 --> 00:31:44,105
Snakes can detect scents and
odors over great distances,

583
00:31:44,107 --> 00:31:46,444
and most people don't know
this, but I know...

584
00:31:46,675 --> 00:31:49,176
Oh! No, no, no!
I got you.

585
00:31:49,178 --> 00:31:52,413
- No! Oh, hell no!
- My baby. My baby.

586
00:31:52,415 --> 00:31:53,517
I love you.

587
00:31:56,653 --> 00:31:57,855
Oh, baby...

588
00:31:59,723 --> 00:32:00,790
Well, I'll be...

589
00:32:01,625 --> 00:32:03,894
A 2754-B.

590
00:32:04,761 --> 00:32:06,696
There's a code for a giant
snake eating a person?

591
00:32:07,496 --> 00:32:10,767
Specifies a reptile.
Not necessarily a snake.

592
00:32:13,470 --> 00:32:18,608
Okay, snake, drop the nerd,
unless this anaconda wants some.

593
00:32:19,142 --> 00:32:21,576
Oh, God!

594
00:32:21,578 --> 00:32:23,547
Wee! Ow.

595
00:32:28,018 --> 00:32:30,054
Dumb animal.

596
00:32:36,992 --> 00:32:37,761
Oh, shit.

597
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:46,867
Fuck the police!

598
00:32:57,246 --> 00:32:58,515
You.

599
00:33:10,493 --> 00:33:11,462
Yo, I think we're free to go.

600
00:33:19,935 --> 00:33:21,638
Welcome to the booty house.

601
00:33:23,507 --> 00:33:24,873
Shit.

602
00:33:24,875 --> 00:33:26,807
I've gotta get in there.
Did you guys see my snake?

603
00:33:26,809 --> 00:33:29,711
Get your mutagen hands off me.

604
00:33:29,713 --> 00:33:30,947
That thing tried to eat you.

605
00:33:35,618 --> 00:33:37,050
Slippery when wet.

606
00:33:37,052 --> 00:33:38,252
You gotta help capture it
so I can run more tests.

607
00:33:38,254 --> 00:33:40,555
You are Franken-crazy!

608
00:33:40,557 --> 00:33:43,124
Yo, man, your lust for knowledge
has apparently driven you mad, man.

609
00:33:43,126 --> 00:33:44,094
Aha!

610
00:33:45,294 --> 00:33:49,232
Put your hands in the air
like you just don't care, now!

611
00:33:50,567 --> 00:33:52,203
All right, now, get over there.

612
00:33:55,171 --> 00:33:56,807
Where? This way?

613
00:33:57,106 --> 00:33:58,641
No, not over there. Over there.

614
00:33:59,943 --> 00:34:02,146
Oh, no, no.

615
00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:05,979
What you all waitin' on?
Get in, come on, let's go.

616
00:34:05,981 --> 00:34:08,149
Go, go, go, go.
Come on, man.

617
00:34:08,151 --> 00:34:09,683
- Get in.
- Let's get outta here, man.

618
00:34:09,685 --> 00:34:11,155
Hey, hey.

619
00:34:11,955 --> 00:34:13,591
Fuck yeah, sucker!

620
00:34:19,796 --> 00:34:21,165
Oh, my snake.

621
00:34:21,731 --> 00:34:23,501
My beautiful snake.

622
00:34:24,133 --> 00:34:24,934
Where are you?

623
00:34:29,305 --> 00:34:31,140
Damn it. They got away.

624
00:34:33,142 --> 00:34:36,813
- I'll radio for help.
- No, negative, rookie, huh?

625
00:34:37,013 --> 00:34:39,814
- This stays between us.
- You got it.

626
00:34:39,816 --> 00:34:41,018
- All right?
- Mm-hmm.

627
00:34:41,283 --> 00:34:43,750
I'm not gonna look
like some fool

628
00:34:43,752 --> 00:34:46,354
who let a couple of pooh-butt
asses steal his car.

629
00:34:46,356 --> 00:34:47,258
- No.
- No.

630
00:34:47,856 --> 00:34:49,025
Maybe...

631
00:34:51,794 --> 00:34:53,160
This is what I need.

632
00:34:53,162 --> 00:34:54,629
Goddamn litterbug.
Pick that shit up.

633
00:34:54,631 --> 00:34:56,029
May have gotten down
into the plumbing

634
00:34:56,031 --> 00:34:57,267
after it broke one of
the toilets back there.

635
00:35:02,705 --> 00:35:04,607
Yo, why we stoppin', C?

636
00:35:04,874 --> 00:35:07,207
- We gotta turn around.
- Turn around for what?

637
00:35:07,209 --> 00:35:09,377
Hit us with them thoughts, homie.
What are you talking about?

638
00:35:09,379 --> 00:35:11,178
I'm the reason
that snake got away.

639
00:35:11,180 --> 00:35:12,779
We gotta go back and stop it.

640
00:35:12,781 --> 00:35:15,350
Yo, we did not
set you out of jail

641
00:35:15,352 --> 00:35:17,951
to get eaten by no giant snake!

642
00:35:17,953 --> 00:35:20,754
Man, first off, you didn't bust me out.
I got myself out.

643
00:35:20,756 --> 00:35:23,658
And second, I'm not even gone
five minutes and y'all thuggin'?

644
00:35:23,660 --> 00:35:25,229
Knockin' over
convenience stores?

645
00:35:25,729 --> 00:35:27,694
We didn't even have
any real guns.

646
00:35:27,696 --> 00:35:29,930
We wasn't gonna hurt nobody.
We were just playin'.

647
00:35:29,932 --> 00:35:33,401
The cops, they have real guns,
and real training.

648
00:35:33,403 --> 00:35:35,403
Let them deal with the snake!

649
00:35:35,405 --> 00:35:37,575
See us, we rappers.

650
00:35:38,307 --> 00:35:40,610
We need to get ready
for our audition tomorrow.

651
00:35:41,810 --> 00:35:43,711
Look, Cam, man,
homie has a point, man.

652
00:35:43,713 --> 00:35:46,881
I would prefer to not
get eaten by a giant snake.

653
00:35:46,883 --> 00:35:50,685
- So, what we gonna do, Cam?
- What we gonna do, Cam?

654
00:35:50,687 --> 00:35:51,355
What we gonna do?

655
00:35:55,658 --> 00:35:56,392
Now?

656
00:35:56,892 --> 00:35:58,292
We're gonna go
get our girl Neon.

657
00:35:58,294 --> 00:35:59,961
We got an audition.

658
00:35:59,963 --> 00:36:01,332
- All right?
- That's what I'm talking about, man.

659
00:36:09,071 --> 00:36:10,807
- Whoa.
- Yeah.

660
00:36:11,341 --> 00:36:13,944
Your training day turning into a
real shit show, ain't it, rookie?

661
00:36:14,310 --> 00:36:15,843
Yeah, first
I lost my gun,

662
00:36:15,845 --> 00:36:17,278
and then they showed
me their buttocks.

663
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:20,249
Yeah, never mind all that.
We got bigger fish to fry.

664
00:36:21,151 --> 00:36:24,419
We catch this snake,
and I'll be famous, huh?

665
00:36:24,421 --> 00:36:26,720
We talkin' about the cover
of <i>Time</i> magazine,

666
00:36:26,722 --> 00:36:28,221
maybe even YouTube.

667
00:36:28,223 --> 00:36:31,028
So the snake is stuck down
in the toilet hole.

668
00:36:31,361 --> 00:36:34,261
So what I need you to do is take
your shrimpy little girl hands,

669
00:36:34,263 --> 00:36:36,633
stick it down the drain,
and just...

670
00:36:38,001 --> 00:36:38,901
pull the snake out.

671
00:36:40,370 --> 00:36:41,805
- Down the drain?
- Mm-hmm.

672
00:36:42,472 --> 00:36:44,372
But poo poo
goes down there.

673
00:36:44,374 --> 00:36:47,308
And so will your job if you don't get
down there like a good little rookie

674
00:36:47,310 --> 00:36:49,113
and pull out that goddamn snake!

675
00:36:53,348 --> 00:36:54,151
Can you...

676
00:36:58,921 --> 00:37:00,287
Get down there!

677
00:37:00,289 --> 00:37:02,291
Get elbow deep
in those pipes, Mario.

678
00:37:05,127 --> 00:37:07,227
- Okay.
- You feel anything?

679
00:37:07,229 --> 00:37:09,932
No, no. I think...

680
00:37:10,300 --> 00:37:11,966
So you got it?

681
00:37:11,968 --> 00:37:14,035
I got it, I got it.

682
00:37:14,037 --> 00:37:16,002
Whatever you do, you treat it
like your first piece of pussy,

683
00:37:16,004 --> 00:37:17,171
and you never let it go.

684
00:37:17,173 --> 00:37:18,274
You hold onto that snake!

685
00:37:21,243 --> 00:37:22,979
Come on! Come on, rook!

686
00:37:25,314 --> 00:37:28,084
I think that's all of it.

687
00:37:30,153 --> 00:37:31,021
Come on, man!

688
00:37:33,423 --> 00:37:35,125
This shit just got personal.

689
00:37:36,191 --> 00:37:39,829
Oh, God. I lost my watch!

690
00:37:48,403 --> 00:37:52,943
Experiment backfired.
Infected by snake saliva.

691
00:37:53,943 --> 00:37:57,314
Human DNA molecules are broken down
by unstable reptilian molecules.

692
00:37:58,414 --> 00:37:59,316
Let's make an antidote.

693
00:38:29,144 --> 00:38:32,412
Cam, I thought you were in jail.

694
00:38:32,414 --> 00:38:34,582
- Early release.
- Then why'd you come in here?

695
00:38:34,584 --> 00:38:37,017
Look, you know I don't like you
comin' in my place of work.

696
00:38:37,019 --> 00:38:38,986
- Now, you need to...
- Neon, we need you to come with us.

697
00:38:38,988 --> 00:38:40,287
You need to get out
of here right now.

698
00:38:40,289 --> 00:38:41,824
- Neon.
- Oh, hell no.

699
00:38:43,059 --> 00:38:46,593
You mofos have a lot of nerve
showing your asses in here.

700
00:38:46,595 --> 00:38:47,497
Your dough.

701
00:38:48,832 --> 00:38:50,100
As promised.

702
00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:53,000
We appreciate the loan,
but she's comin' with us.

703
00:38:53,002 --> 00:38:55,038
I already paid
for my full half hour.

704
00:38:56,305 --> 00:38:58,906
I ain't taking no for an answer.
She's done with you.

705
00:38:58,908 --> 00:39:00,941
- Yeah, come on.
- Fuck you, Cam, this is my job.

706
00:39:00,943 --> 00:39:03,012
We sign to Uppercase tomorrow,
you won't have to do this no more.

707
00:39:03,546 --> 00:39:05,946
That's hella rich, homeboy.

708
00:39:05,948 --> 00:39:06,816
Hella rich.

709
00:39:07,316 --> 00:39:10,086
Well, since you killed my boner,

710
00:39:11,386 --> 00:39:14,955
why don't we settle this
right here, right now.

711
00:39:14,957 --> 00:39:17,124
There's nothin' to settle.
I just came to get my girl.

712
00:39:17,126 --> 00:39:18,394
I'm not your girl, remember?

713
00:39:19,562 --> 00:39:21,962
She's my girl, like a homegirl.
You know what I mean.

714
00:39:21,964 --> 00:39:23,267
She's a key part of the crew.

715
00:39:24,234 --> 00:39:26,970
If you are such
a goddamn artist,

716
00:39:27,437 --> 00:39:28,970
why don't you
bust a rhyme right now?

717
00:39:28,972 --> 00:39:30,174
You?

718
00:39:31,039 --> 00:39:32,874
- No, you.
- You?

719
00:39:32,876 --> 00:39:34,475
- You. You.
- You?

720
00:39:34,477 --> 00:39:37,245
You standin' right here
in this very spot

721
00:39:37,247 --> 00:39:38,915
in this strip club,
steppin' to me?

722
00:39:39,515 --> 00:39:42,152
Any moron can bust
a rhyme, right?

723
00:39:42,551 --> 00:39:45,254
Oh!

724
00:39:45,488 --> 00:39:47,888
- Okay, we doing it?
- Mm-hmm.

725
00:39:47,890 --> 00:39:49,323
- We doin' it right.
- We're doing it now.

726
00:39:49,325 --> 00:39:52,593
- Let's get it.
- Get the fuck out of my way.

727
00:39:52,595 --> 00:39:55,263
All right, you people.
Yo, yo, yo, yo!

728
00:39:55,265 --> 00:39:59,466
Excuse me while I interrupt
your regularly scheduled tittays

729
00:39:59,468 --> 00:40:04,971
to call out this wannabe,
poser rapper Cam.

730
00:40:07,644 --> 00:40:08,511
Give me a beat!

731
00:40:16,618 --> 00:40:19,352
<i>♪ Yo, my name is Alley Jaws
Yes, that is my name ♪</i>

732
00:40:19,354 --> 00:40:22,256
<i>♪ I bust a mad rhyme
That is never the same ♪</i>

733
00:40:22,258 --> 00:40:25,125
<i>♪ 'Cause I run this club
Like rub-a-dub dub ♪</i>

734
00:40:25,127 --> 00:40:28,231
<i>♪ Three men in a tub
Full of bub, yeah ♪</i>

735
00:40:29,631 --> 00:40:30,533
Yeah!

736
00:40:34,504 --> 00:40:36,169
<i>♪ I rhyme like a butterfly ♪</i>

737
00:40:36,171 --> 00:40:39,406
<i>♪ Sting like a bug
With a stinger ♪</i>

738
00:40:39,408 --> 00:40:42,343
<i>♪ Yeah, yo,
Here's my middle finger ♪</i>

739
00:40:42,345 --> 00:40:45,111
<i>♪ Daddy, I can really rhyme
No matter what you say ♪</i>

740
00:40:45,113 --> 00:40:48,249
<i>♪ I really like girls
Daddy, I'm not gay ♪</i>

741
00:40:48,251 --> 00:40:50,517
<i>♪ Cam and his crew,
They been frontin' ♪</i>

742
00:40:50,519 --> 00:40:52,218
<i>♪ No, you leave now ♪</i>

743
00:40:52,220 --> 00:40:54,457
<i>♪ Or I'll put
Your dick in my mouth ♪</i>

744
00:40:57,126 --> 00:40:59,160
- Show me what you got.
- Yo, man, give me that.

745
00:41:02,597 --> 00:41:05,201
<i>♪ Yo, Alley Jaws up in here ♪</i>

746
00:41:06,401 --> 00:41:08,504
<i>♪ Yo, Alley Jaws
All of your plots ♪</i>

747
00:41:09,372 --> 00:41:12,205
This beat is stupid,
it's sabotage.

748
00:41:12,207 --> 00:41:13,406
Yo, Pin, this dude's whacked.

749
00:41:13,408 --> 00:41:16,076
- Tell him.
- No, it's the beat.

750
00:41:16,078 --> 00:41:17,678
Hey, cop prostitute, yo.

751
00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:21,018
Take this to DJ Spliff,
he fancies you sexually, girl.

752
00:41:22,118 --> 00:41:23,984
I'm gonna break him in two
like a motherfucker.

753
00:41:23,986 --> 00:41:25,752
- Snap him in half. You go, girl!
- Yeah!

754
00:41:25,754 --> 00:41:28,756
The timing's wrong,
so all of y'all know my flow.

755
00:41:28,758 --> 00:41:31,392
Hey, can I give you a blowjob
in the bathroom?

756
00:41:31,394 --> 00:41:32,261
Please!

757
00:41:36,064 --> 00:41:39,133
It's just the beat, you know?
It's the beat, it's not me.

758
00:41:45,675 --> 00:41:48,743
<i>♪ Yo, Alley Jaws up in here
You're callin' me a faker ♪</i>

759
00:41:48,745 --> 00:41:51,312
<i>♪ Think you got sick burns
But I'm about to cremate ya ♪</i>

760
00:41:51,314 --> 00:41:53,613
<i>♪ Whipped you once already
With my snake haymaker ♪</i>

761
00:41:53,615 --> 00:41:56,216
<i>♪ You're Alley Jaws
But I'm a Wonka jawbreaker ♪</i>

762
00:42:23,479 --> 00:42:24,812
<i>♪ You say that I'm frontin' ♪</i>

763
00:42:24,814 --> 00:42:26,214
<i>♪ Say any whack sucker
Can rhyme ♪</i>

764
00:42:26,216 --> 00:42:28,448
<i>♪ But you're living a lie
I'm about to tell you why ♪</i>

765
00:42:28,450 --> 00:42:29,383
<i>♪ While you loitering
Acting like ♪</i>

766
00:42:29,385 --> 00:42:31,584
<i>♪ You enjoy staring at tits ♪</i>

767
00:42:31,586 --> 00:42:33,486
<i>♪ Your boy's getting annoyed
With your Freudian slips ♪</i>

768
00:42:33,488 --> 00:42:35,555
<i>♪ And while there's no shame
In suckin' my dick ♪</i>

769
00:42:35,557 --> 00:42:38,227
<i>♪ I wouldn't have it
If the galaxy depended on it ♪</i>

770
00:42:38,461 --> 00:42:41,194
<i>♪ Yeah, I wanted to deal,
But it came to this ♪</i>

771
00:42:41,196 --> 00:42:43,464
<i>♪ I wanted to deal,
But you had to dis ♪</i>

772
00:42:43,466 --> 00:42:44,799
<i>♪ Your pride could have
Been spared ♪</i>

773
00:42:44,801 --> 00:42:46,167
<i>♪ But you tried
To match wits ♪</i>

774
00:42:46,169 --> 00:42:48,435
<i>♪ So Mr. Alley Jaws,
Sit on your thumb and twist ♪</i>

775
00:42:52,240 --> 00:42:54,343
Yo, Beez, finish it.

776
00:42:58,548 --> 00:43:00,450
What is that?

777
00:43:06,421 --> 00:43:07,490
Keep that ho behind that door!

778
00:43:09,124 --> 00:43:13,329
Ho door. Ho door. Ho door.
Ho door. Ho door. Ho door.

779
00:43:26,776 --> 00:43:27,810
Holy shit!

780
00:43:28,845 --> 00:43:30,480
Go, go, go, go!

781
00:43:47,796 --> 00:43:48,830
What do we do, boss?

782
00:43:48,832 --> 00:43:52,335
Uh... I'll run that way,
you bitches run that way.

783
00:43:54,236 --> 00:43:56,837
- But we should stick together!
- No, no, no, no.

784
00:43:56,839 --> 00:43:58,575
That's exactly what the snake
wants you to do.

785
00:44:00,475 --> 00:44:04,145
Ready? Run in a zig-zag.
Go! Go! Go!

786
00:44:04,147 --> 00:44:05,715
I love you! Go!

787
00:44:16,792 --> 00:44:18,127
Show me what you got, snake.

788
00:44:24,367 --> 00:44:27,303
Yo, I need to borrow this.

789
00:44:29,238 --> 00:44:31,875
Very nice boobs, by the way.
You won the DNA lottery.

790
00:44:39,347 --> 00:44:40,382
That's all you got?

791
00:44:41,816 --> 00:44:44,153
I've had penny rides at the grocery
store that are better than this.

792
00:44:52,894 --> 00:44:54,396
Back up. Back!

793
00:44:55,363 --> 00:44:56,566
Cam, wake up, man.

794
00:44:58,301 --> 00:44:59,566
You think I'm scared of you?

795
00:44:59,568 --> 00:45:01,301
I done sucked dicks
bigger than you,

796
00:45:01,303 --> 00:45:04,307
and they went crying home
to their mama, too. Back up.

797
00:45:13,348 --> 00:45:15,184
Let off some steam, snake.

798
00:45:18,955 --> 00:45:20,223
- Girl!
- Cam?

799
00:45:21,356 --> 00:45:22,522
- Baby, wake up.
- Cam? Come on, Cam.

800
00:45:22,524 --> 00:45:25,225
- Time to wake up!
- Come on, man.

801
00:45:25,227 --> 00:45:27,595
- Cam.
- Wake up, wake up, wake up.

802
00:45:27,597 --> 00:45:29,598
- Wake up.
- Cam!

803
00:45:39,874 --> 00:45:42,211
Oh, shit, Tupac.

804
00:45:42,477 --> 00:45:44,647
Greetings and salutations,
Cameron.

805
00:45:45,747 --> 00:45:48,649
Biggie Smalls,
the Notorious B.I.G.

806
00:45:48,651 --> 00:45:50,252
- What up, playa?
- Affirmative.

807
00:45:50,685 --> 00:45:52,689
And the same to you,
my good chap.

808
00:45:52,988 --> 00:45:55,891
Oh, man, I know what this is.
I'm dead, ain't I?

809
00:45:56,758 --> 00:45:59,762
Nah, you got pranked.
It's a dream sequence, man.

810
00:46:00,263 --> 00:46:01,495
So what are y'all saying?

811
00:46:01,497 --> 00:46:04,031
I prefer my dream sequences
to involve flying.

812
00:46:04,033 --> 00:46:06,933
Or banging my old babysitter,
Stephanie, on the couch,

813
00:46:06,935 --> 00:46:09,870
floatin' in a giant bowl
of macaroni and cheese.

814
00:46:09,872 --> 00:46:11,975
You must persevere,
my son.

815
00:46:12,508 --> 00:46:15,575
Go to the audition.
Let the world see your talent.

816
00:46:15,577 --> 00:46:17,913
That's what I did.
Look where it got me.

817
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:20,950
I sold more albums
than anybody while I was dead.

818
00:46:21,417 --> 00:46:23,453
I mean, I'm still alive.

819
00:46:23,885 --> 00:46:26,020
Easy for you to say, Pac.

820
00:46:26,022 --> 00:46:28,888
You're not the one that's got some
dumbass snake messin' up your every move.

821
00:46:28,890 --> 00:46:29,825
Forget that snake.

822
00:46:30,993 --> 00:46:32,295
It's not your problem.

823
00:46:33,562 --> 00:46:36,629
Rutherford B.
Hayes, 19th President of the United States?

824
00:46:36,631 --> 00:46:37,997
Man, this doesn't
make any sense.

825
00:46:37,999 --> 00:46:39,767
What are y'all telling me to do?

826
00:46:39,769 --> 00:46:40,933
You're gonna have
to make a choice.

827
00:46:40,935 --> 00:46:42,872
Your fate is intertwined
with the snake.

828
00:46:43,439 --> 00:46:45,071
Like two snakes.

829
00:46:45,073 --> 00:46:47,674
Your mind is struggling
with choices, Cam.

830
00:46:47,676 --> 00:46:49,843
You've got another mission
to fulfill with your rap crew.

831
00:46:49,845 --> 00:46:52,446
Come on, Cam.
Go to the audition!

832
00:46:52,448 --> 00:46:54,415
Aright, this shit
doesn't make any sense.

833
00:46:54,417 --> 00:46:55,982
It was all a dream.

834
00:46:55,984 --> 00:46:58,886
Charlotte Bronte,
author of <i>Jane Eyre.</i>

835
00:46:58,888 --> 00:47:00,757
- Cam, come on, Cam.
- Rutherford B. Hayes!

836
00:47:02,091 --> 00:47:03,893
- He's come to.
- Cam!

837
00:47:04,660 --> 00:47:06,493
What... what happened?

838
00:47:06,495 --> 00:47:10,997
Dude... you got knocked
the friggity jiggity out!

839
00:47:10,999 --> 00:47:12,433
- What?
- Come on, let's get you inside.

840
00:47:12,435 --> 00:47:15,602
- Can you stand up?
- Of course I can stand up.

841
00:47:15,604 --> 00:47:16,740
- Come on.
- We got you.

842
00:47:18,106 --> 00:47:20,009
Oh, yeah. Come on.

843
00:47:24,046 --> 00:47:26,316
Not thessse people.

844
00:47:26,881 --> 00:47:29,918
They're so unsssivilized.

845
00:47:33,823 --> 00:47:36,693
Tonight has been
caca goo-goo!

846
00:47:36,926 --> 00:47:39,796
There is a snake
terrorizing Compton!

847
00:47:39,995 --> 00:47:41,665
Swallowing up people!

848
00:47:41,863 --> 00:47:45,367
And it squeezed titty juice
on my face.

849
00:47:46,035 --> 00:47:46,970
Titty juice!

850
00:47:48,671 --> 00:47:50,671
How are we gonna take care
of this snake?

851
00:47:50,673 --> 00:47:52,742
Perhaps I can stop it.

852
00:47:56,544 --> 00:47:57,414
Vurkel?

853
00:47:59,682 --> 00:48:01,482
What the hell happened to you?

854
00:48:01,484 --> 00:48:02,786
I was infected by the snake.

855
00:48:03,818 --> 00:48:05,419
I created an antidote

856
00:48:05,421 --> 00:48:08,488
that neutralizes the
unstable reptilian molecules,

857
00:48:08,490 --> 00:48:11,093
but I only could synthesize
enough for one large dose.

858
00:48:11,727 --> 00:48:13,160
I could use it to cure myself,

859
00:48:13,162 --> 00:48:14,897
or I can use it
to destroy the snake.

860
00:48:15,164 --> 00:48:17,464
Then make some more, Brainiac!

861
00:48:17,466 --> 00:48:19,868
You're not lissstening to me.

862
00:48:21,470 --> 00:48:25,638
The specific set of circumstances that
caused this mutation in the first place

863
00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:28,444
were so random that recreating the
same concoction could take months.

864
00:48:28,711 --> 00:48:29,678
You gotta make this right.

865
00:48:30,546 --> 00:48:31,879
You made the snake,

866
00:48:31,881 --> 00:48:34,113
it's your responsibility
to get rid of it.

867
00:48:34,115 --> 00:48:36,082
Nah, man, we gotta help.

868
00:48:36,084 --> 00:48:38,718
And you are in no
position to do anything.

869
00:48:38,720 --> 00:48:40,453
- I'm good, man, I'm good.
- Just relax.

870
00:48:40,455 --> 00:48:41,557
I'm cool.

871
00:48:45,127 --> 00:48:47,861
We're tore up, honey.
Can't you just bring it to the cops?

872
00:48:47,863 --> 00:48:49,863
The copsss, yes.

873
00:48:49,865 --> 00:48:51,935
Just be careful, Vurkel.

874
00:48:52,700 --> 00:48:55,836
You're really...
special to me.

875
00:48:55,838 --> 00:48:56,906
Don't worry about me, Neon.

876
00:48:57,939 --> 00:49:00,376
I know exsssactly who
to take it to.

877
00:49:02,010 --> 00:49:06,180
Well, well, well.
Look who decided to turn himself in.

878
00:49:06,182 --> 00:49:09,785
I know how to
ssstop the sssnake.

879
00:49:11,453 --> 00:49:14,488
If you inject the serum
directly into the snake's heart,

880
00:49:14,490 --> 00:49:17,624
it should neutralize the unstable
molecules that made it grow.

881
00:49:17,626 --> 00:49:19,660
Okay, son, calm down.

882
00:49:19,662 --> 00:49:22,595
Go ahead and pat yourself
on the scales, Egon Spengler,

883
00:49:22,597 --> 00:49:25,098
because you made
the right decision coming here.

884
00:49:25,100 --> 00:49:30,073
And I'll always, always reward
those who make the right decision.

885
00:49:32,008 --> 00:49:34,475
- Holy shit!
- Shut up, rookie.

886
00:49:34,477 --> 00:49:36,042
He was a violent offender

887
00:49:36,044 --> 00:49:38,245
that already
escaped custody once.

888
00:49:38,247 --> 00:49:40,580
We gotta do this together.

889
00:49:40,582 --> 00:49:42,684
You know the department
would just bone this up.

890
00:49:43,952 --> 00:49:45,788
So grab that
syringe of mutagen.

891
00:49:46,055 --> 00:49:47,553
What are we gonna do?

892
00:49:47,555 --> 00:49:49,758
We're gonna get
that snake outta Compton.

893
00:49:57,999 --> 00:49:58,834
Okay, let's roll.

894
00:50:00,935 --> 00:50:03,236
Hey, clean up that shit
in the interrogation room.

895
00:50:03,238 --> 00:50:05,238
I had to ice
a violent suspect back there.

896
00:50:05,240 --> 00:50:08,575
Pow! We out, bitches! Huh?

897
00:50:08,577 --> 00:50:11,481
Gotta go solve a particular
ongoin' investigation.

898
00:50:11,680 --> 00:50:13,113
Don't we have a lot
of paperwork to do?

899
00:50:13,115 --> 00:50:14,781
I mean, he was unarmed and all,

900
00:50:14,783 --> 00:50:16,283
and you kind
of discharged your weapon.

901
00:50:16,285 --> 00:50:18,986
Rookie, if we had
to fill out paperwork

902
00:50:18,988 --> 00:50:21,220
every time we shot
an unarmed black man,

903
00:50:21,222 --> 00:50:23,459
we would never get to
have any fun around here.

904
00:50:23,859 --> 00:50:24,894
Right, guys?

905
00:50:26,394 --> 00:50:28,995
But, what about the security camera
footage in the interrogation room?

906
00:50:28,997 --> 00:50:30,867
I mean,
it clearly shows you...

907
00:50:32,234 --> 00:50:35,071
Goddamn rookies, huh?
Am I right?

908
00:50:35,771 --> 00:50:37,136
Listen up, fellas.

909
00:50:37,138 --> 00:50:39,939
You might see
some video evidence, huh?

910
00:50:39,941 --> 00:50:41,144
But don't believe
the camera.

911
00:50:41,709 --> 00:50:42,978
He went for my gun.

912
00:50:46,981 --> 00:50:50,185
Wow. Being a cop is awesome!

913
00:50:51,053 --> 00:50:53,857
Come on, dumbass.
We got a snake to go get got.

914
00:51:00,229 --> 00:51:01,328
I can't wait for the day

915
00:51:01,330 --> 00:51:03,266
cops start cleaning up
after their own fucking murders.

916
00:51:04,033 --> 00:51:05,702
Betrayed!

917
00:51:06,234 --> 00:51:07,202
Nope.

918
00:51:18,347 --> 00:51:22,616
<i>But you're a hero to me.
You're really... special.</i>

919
00:51:22,618 --> 00:51:23,219
Neon.

920
00:51:28,624 --> 00:51:29,826
What an asshole.

921
00:51:34,997 --> 00:51:36,796
- Hold on.
- Really?

922
00:51:36,798 --> 00:51:38,332
All right, there we go,
there we go.

923
00:51:38,334 --> 00:51:42,703
Look, put your hat on
and nobody will even notice.

924
00:51:42,705 --> 00:51:43,706
Thanks, girl.

925
00:51:44,073 --> 00:51:45,542
I'm feeling better, but...

926
00:51:46,008 --> 00:51:47,240
I don't need you
to be there for me.

927
00:51:47,242 --> 00:51:48,611
I know you don't,
but I like to.

928
00:51:49,243 --> 00:51:51,146
Makes me feel all motherly
or somethin'.

929
00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:53,747
Those boys might need
mothering, but not me.

930
00:51:53,749 --> 00:51:55,115
I'm a grown-ass man.

931
00:51:55,117 --> 00:51:57,086
Why you gotta act so hard
all the time, Cam?

932
00:51:57,720 --> 00:51:58,884
Growing up in
these streets,

933
00:51:58,886 --> 00:52:00,620
there... there ain't
no time to be soft.

934
00:52:00,622 --> 00:52:04,323
When things get tough,
a man's gotta walk hard.

935
00:52:04,325 --> 00:52:05,227
Hmm.

936
00:52:06,194 --> 00:52:09,966
Well... I'm about to
make things real tough.

937
00:52:12,100 --> 00:52:15,671
So I can see just
how hard you can get.

938
00:52:15,970 --> 00:52:17,703
But there's
a snake outside.

939
00:52:17,705 --> 00:52:19,309
Oh, and there's
a snake in here.

940
00:52:19,874 --> 00:52:21,843
And we got that audition tomorrow.
We should rehearse.

941
00:52:22,377 --> 00:52:24,013
Oh, I'm done rehearsin'.

942
00:52:24,647 --> 00:52:26,779
<i>♪ I'm surrounded
By these people ♪</i>

943
00:52:26,781 --> 00:52:29,015
<i>♪ But I feel like I'm alone ♪</i>

944
00:52:29,017 --> 00:52:31,183
<i>♪ What there is
All that is stylin' ♪</i>

945
00:52:31,185 --> 00:52:32,986
<i>♪ If I never let it show ♪</i>

946
00:52:32,988 --> 00:52:34,256
Betrayed.

947
00:52:36,124 --> 00:52:37,593
Betrayed!

948
00:52:56,444 --> 00:52:58,814
- What was that?
- I don't hear anything.

949
00:52:59,113 --> 00:52:59,948
Girl, you deaf?

950
00:53:00,883 --> 00:53:01,917
Most def.

951
00:53:32,481 --> 00:53:34,850
Oh, yes, bitch! Oh!

952
00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:48,361
Get your stinkin' friggity
diggity ass off of my couch!

953
00:53:51,466 --> 00:53:52,434
Damn!

954
00:53:53,368 --> 00:53:55,203
Everybody gettin'
their freak on but me!

955
00:53:56,738 --> 00:53:57,439
Lie to me.

956
00:54:06,013 --> 00:54:07,814
What in the name of ODB?

957
00:54:12,921 --> 00:54:14,386
Vurkel, what the hell
are you doing?

958
00:54:15,457 --> 00:54:17,260
Goddamn it, Vurkel.

959
00:54:17,526 --> 00:54:19,294
For Christ's sake,
use a condom.

960
00:54:19,495 --> 00:54:23,062
You said I was a hero.
That I was special.

961
00:54:23,064 --> 00:54:26,031
Vurkel, you are special to me,
but this is getting out of hand!

962
00:54:26,033 --> 00:54:28,368
I'll show you
what is out of hand.

963
00:54:28,370 --> 00:54:29,772
Let her go, you freak!

964
00:54:30,238 --> 00:54:31,941
What, you think
you can take me?

965
00:54:34,376 --> 00:54:35,377
Cam, it's the snake.

966
00:54:36,178 --> 00:54:38,211
My snake would never
harm me.

967
00:54:38,213 --> 00:54:39,781
Let's hope you right.

968
00:54:39,981 --> 00:54:41,184
Now, what did you do
with your mutagen?

969
00:54:42,383 --> 00:54:45,722
Those crooked cops.
They stole my serum.

970
00:54:48,457 --> 00:54:50,827
Okay.
So here's the plan.

971
00:54:52,361 --> 00:54:55,562
We know the snake is
attracted to bass, huh?

972
00:54:55,564 --> 00:54:57,430
And we know that
Uppercase Records

973
00:54:57,432 --> 00:55:00,267
has the biggest sound
system in Los Angeles

974
00:55:00,269 --> 00:55:02,301
for their private
rooftop demos.

975
00:55:02,303 --> 00:55:04,870
So what we're gonna do is
draw that big black bitch

976
00:55:04,872 --> 00:55:07,307
on top of the roof,
and blow her big ass up.

977
00:55:07,309 --> 00:55:08,908
And then, I'm gonna get
all the press,

978
00:55:08,910 --> 00:55:10,576
I'm talking about all of it,
and all the promotions.

979
00:55:10,578 --> 00:55:12,879
Uh, shouldn't we call
for backup, though?

980
00:55:12,881 --> 00:55:14,984
Ain't nothing but shit
between your ears, son, huh?

981
00:55:16,118 --> 00:55:17,453
- Get in there.
- Let's go.

982
00:55:18,252 --> 00:55:19,187
Come on, man.

983
00:55:20,222 --> 00:55:21,555
- Stay here and shut up.
- What?

984
00:55:21,557 --> 00:55:22,992
- Damn.
- Stop hissin'.

985
00:55:23,325 --> 00:55:25,024
We gotta get
to the police station.

986
00:55:25,026 --> 00:55:28,928
Bus driver, put this thing on
OJ Simpson white Bronco speed

987
00:55:28,930 --> 00:55:30,596
and get us
the hell outta here!

988
00:55:30,598 --> 00:55:31,533
Now, why, I...

989
00:55:32,301 --> 00:55:35,438
Oh, holy shit.
What the fuck?

990
00:55:36,872 --> 00:55:38,071
All right,
time to get out of here.

991
00:55:38,073 --> 00:55:38,904
Pedal to the metal,
let's go.

992
00:55:48,350 --> 00:55:49,950
- Man, just stay here.
- Shut up.

993
00:55:49,952 --> 00:55:52,017
- I'll get my revenge.
- That's enough.

994
00:55:52,019 --> 00:55:54,120
- Hey, tie him up.
- Tie him up?

995
00:55:54,122 --> 00:55:55,158
Tie him up with what?

996
00:55:55,923 --> 00:55:57,292
Use Beez Neez's belt.

997
00:55:57,593 --> 00:56:00,863
Yo, Cam, my trousers gonna
drop if you use my belt.

998
00:56:01,562 --> 00:56:03,562
Come on, man,
can't this stupid bus go any faster?

999
00:56:03,564 --> 00:56:05,165
Don't wanna touch him.

1000
00:56:05,167 --> 00:56:07,033
Why don't you be the first
bus that doesn't cause traffic

1001
00:56:07,035 --> 00:56:08,468
and get
this bitch moving!

1002
00:56:08,470 --> 00:56:10,437
This is the power
of Christ compels you.

1003
00:56:10,439 --> 00:56:12,205
The power of Christ
compels you.

1004
00:56:12,207 --> 00:56:14,274
You know what?

1005
00:56:14,276 --> 00:56:16,042
The LADOT doesn't pay me
nearly enough for this shit!

1006
00:56:16,044 --> 00:56:17,611
You deal with
the giant fucking snake,

1007
00:56:17,613 --> 00:56:18,381
how about that?

1008
00:56:18,647 --> 00:56:19,148
Fine.

1009
00:56:22,316 --> 00:56:23,084
Finally.

1010
00:56:26,120 --> 00:56:28,323
Oh, my God!

1011
00:56:30,626 --> 00:56:31,560
Hit the gas, Neon.

1012
00:56:36,964 --> 00:56:37,999
Oh, shit.

1013
00:56:46,040 --> 00:56:47,008
Sorry!

1014
00:56:55,082 --> 00:56:56,616
Oh, dude, it's on us!

1015
00:56:56,618 --> 00:56:59,051
It's on top of us,
what are we gonna do?

1016
00:56:59,053 --> 00:57:00,622
Faster, Neon, come on!
Punch that shit!

1017
00:57:05,026 --> 00:57:06,926
Cam, Cam,
the bridge is out!

1018
00:57:06,928 --> 00:57:08,430
What are we gonna do, Cam?

1019
00:57:08,629 --> 00:57:11,298
- I got some plans, yo.
- What's the plan?

1020
00:57:11,300 --> 00:57:12,267
We jumpin' the gap.

1021
00:57:14,002 --> 00:57:15,104
That's the plan?

1022
00:57:15,636 --> 00:57:17,537
Oh, shit!

1023
00:57:17,539 --> 00:57:18,406
We can do this.

1024
00:57:19,573 --> 00:57:20,976
Trousers be damned!

1025
00:57:35,256 --> 00:57:36,325
Vurkel, come on!

1026
00:57:37,993 --> 00:57:39,161
He don't wanna go. Let's go.

1027
00:57:57,011 --> 00:57:58,211
- Go.
- Come on!

1028
00:57:58,213 --> 00:57:59,048
Shit.

1029
00:58:00,548 --> 00:58:02,314
Oh, my God, we made it.

1030
00:58:02,316 --> 00:58:03,549
Yes!

1031
00:58:03,551 --> 00:58:05,584
- I still have my legs.
- Yeah, baby!

1032
00:58:05,586 --> 00:58:07,455
- Oh, yeah.
- We did that.

1033
00:58:11,359 --> 00:58:13,258
Yeah! Yeah!

1034
00:58:13,260 --> 00:58:15,528
Suck on these balls, snake.

1035
00:58:15,530 --> 00:58:16,932
- Yeah.
- Yeah!

1036
00:58:17,499 --> 00:58:19,669
Oh, Beez Neez,
nice underwear, man.

1037
00:58:20,334 --> 00:58:21,567
- Oh, shit.
- Yo, yo, yo.

1038
00:58:21,569 --> 00:58:24,571
Yo, we left Vurkel
on the bus.

1039
00:58:24,573 --> 00:58:26,475
- Yeah.
- 'Cause his face turned into a snake.

1040
00:58:42,323 --> 00:58:45,091
Yo. Yo! Yo!

1041
00:58:45,093 --> 00:58:47,227
Y'all can't be comin' up here
without a warrant.

1042
00:58:47,229 --> 00:58:50,399
Boss! These assholes,
they be trippin'!

1043
00:58:50,698 --> 00:58:52,600
Cut the hood act, white girl.
We got business.

1044
00:58:53,100 --> 00:58:54,569
Okay, all right.

1045
00:58:54,769 --> 00:58:58,604
Anybody not looking to get
tossed off the roof head first

1046
00:58:58,606 --> 00:59:00,342
best exit directly.

1047
00:59:01,176 --> 00:59:03,542
Excuse me.

1048
00:59:03,544 --> 00:59:04,544
Who the hell
do you think you are?

1049
00:59:04,546 --> 00:59:06,446
This is my building.
I'll have you arrested.

1050
00:59:06,448 --> 00:59:07,814
I know all the cops.

1051
00:59:07,816 --> 00:59:09,448
- I know the best cops.
- Yeah.

1052
00:59:09,450 --> 00:59:11,151
- I am the best cop.
- Oh, yeah?

1053
00:59:11,153 --> 00:59:11,988
- Dumbass.
- Dumbass.

1054
00:59:13,187 --> 00:59:15,354
Now, I don't have time
for your shit,

1055
00:59:15,356 --> 00:59:18,491
so you best exit directly,
or get dumped on your head.

1056
00:59:18,493 --> 00:59:19,595
- Yeah, yeah!
- No?

1057
00:59:22,497 --> 00:59:25,732
Oh, God! What do I pay you for?

1058
00:59:25,734 --> 00:59:27,332
What are you, nuts?
I'm not gonna hit a cop.

1059
00:59:27,334 --> 00:59:28,667
Get this piece of shit
out of here.

1060
00:59:28,669 --> 00:59:30,271
On yo head!

1061
00:59:30,671 --> 00:59:32,205
- Okay, rookie.
- Yeah?

1062
00:59:32,207 --> 00:59:33,372
- Get on the turntables, all right?
- Okay.

1063
00:59:33,374 --> 00:59:34,506
Then what we gotta do is

1064
00:59:34,508 --> 00:59:36,442
we gotta get
that giant snake up here

1065
00:59:36,444 --> 00:59:39,446
so I can inject this into
his dumbass heart, all right?

1066
00:59:39,448 --> 00:59:41,150
Now, here's
the whole plan.

1067
00:59:41,749 --> 00:59:43,549
Get your ass
back over here.

1068
00:59:43,551 --> 00:59:46,222
Here's the whole plan
in detail.

1069
00:59:56,298 --> 00:59:59,432
- Now, feast, my pet.
- Get your damn snake, Vurkel.

1070
00:59:59,434 --> 01:00:03,203
- What the...
- Oh, my God.

1071
01:00:03,205 --> 01:00:04,407
- No way.
- Oh, okay.

1072
01:00:06,374 --> 01:00:08,140
Now what do we do,
Cam?

1073
01:00:08,142 --> 01:00:11,280
Now you'll all bow down
to my superior genes!

1074
01:00:11,580 --> 01:00:14,314
Hey, maybe he's gonna bang that
snake again and not eat us, right?

1075
01:00:14,316 --> 01:00:15,684
You all made fun of me.

1076
01:00:16,218 --> 01:00:18,453
And you,
you played with my heart.

1077
01:00:18,886 --> 01:00:22,357
- Me? What?
- You shall suffer most of all.

1078
01:00:36,504 --> 01:00:38,606
Hey, wait, hey, snake.

1079
01:00:40,642 --> 01:00:41,477
No.

1080
01:00:43,778 --> 01:00:46,714
Hey, snake, no!

1081
01:00:50,218 --> 01:00:51,553
Listen to me!

1082
01:00:52,620 --> 01:00:54,155
Listen to me.

1083
01:00:57,292 --> 01:00:58,828
Listen to me.

1084
01:01:02,897 --> 01:01:04,834
Well, I mean,
the situation is improving.

1085
01:01:05,533 --> 01:01:07,236
Albeit by
convenient means.

1086
01:01:18,345 --> 01:01:19,647
Oh, it is me.

1087
01:01:20,481 --> 01:01:22,314
- Oh, excuse me one second.
- You gonna answer it?

1088
01:01:22,316 --> 01:01:24,883
- Yeah, excuse me.
- Who could you possibly...

1089
01:01:24,885 --> 01:01:27,722
<i>♪ Hello?
Is it me you're looking for? ♪</i>

1090
01:01:28,323 --> 01:01:30,756
Listen, there are
those crooked 5-0 up here.

1091
01:01:30,758 --> 01:01:32,725
Yeah, you know,
the ones that arrested Cam?

1092
01:01:32,727 --> 01:01:35,194
<i>Yeah, they're yellin'
about some snake or something.</i>

1093
01:01:35,196 --> 01:01:36,930
The roof?
They're on the roof?

1094
01:01:36,932 --> 01:01:39,332
- Who's up on the roof?
- The crooked cops.

1095
01:01:39,334 --> 01:01:40,966
They on the roof
of the record company.

1096
01:01:40,968 --> 01:01:43,472
Ask if they got that vial
of anti-mutagen with them.

1097
01:01:43,872 --> 01:01:46,872
All right, baby, do they have
the big syringe?

1098
01:01:46,874 --> 01:01:48,543
Yeah, no, I see it.

1099
01:01:48,776 --> 01:01:51,243
It's got like
glowin' blue shit in there.

1100
01:01:51,245 --> 01:01:53,279
All of it? All right, tell her to
lay low and wait for the cavalry.

1101
01:01:53,281 --> 01:01:54,346
We en route.

1102
01:01:54,348 --> 01:01:55,415
All right, look, baby,

1103
01:01:55,417 --> 01:01:56,749
I don't want you
to get hurt.

1104
01:01:56,751 --> 01:01:59,352
Lay low, as low
as you can go.

1105
01:01:59,354 --> 01:02:01,256
Man, just tell her what
I said and let's go.

1106
01:02:01,689 --> 01:02:03,455
Just be careful,
we're on our way.

1107
01:02:03,457 --> 01:02:04,857
Aright, we goin',
come on.

1108
01:02:04,859 --> 01:02:07,796
Bitch, didn't I tell you
to get off the roof?

1109
01:02:09,664 --> 01:02:11,464
Oh, you running now,
huh?

1110
01:02:11,466 --> 01:02:12,468
I thought you was street, baby.

1111
01:02:13,334 --> 01:02:14,767
This is how we play.

1112
01:02:16,271 --> 01:02:17,805
Huh? I'm a wolf!

1113
01:02:22,377 --> 01:02:23,843
Keep playing the music, rookie.

1114
01:02:23,845 --> 01:02:25,444
Oh, uh, sorry.

1115
01:02:25,446 --> 01:02:27,448
I'm gonna deal with little
Miss Anne Funk over here.

1116
01:02:28,383 --> 01:02:30,486
- Anne Funk?
- Yeah, it's like a Jewish...

1117
01:02:30,818 --> 01:02:32,752
you know,
like Anne Frank, right?

1118
01:02:32,754 --> 01:02:34,754
Except like some urban shit,
like a urban twist to it.

1119
01:02:34,756 --> 01:02:36,524
Like, you know, is it too soon?

1120
01:02:37,926 --> 01:02:40,026
You know what?
You just keep playing the music,

1121
01:02:40,028 --> 01:02:41,363
and I'm gonna deal
with her, all right?

1122
01:02:43,397 --> 01:02:45,999
Your hood rat ass really gonna make
me climb this damn ladder and shit?

1123
01:02:46,001 --> 01:02:49,305
No, no, I'm not a hood rat.
I'm a phony.

1124
01:02:49,803 --> 01:02:54,006
See? I'm a scared white girl.
I'm very confused.

1125
01:02:57,312 --> 01:02:57,746
Hey, partner?

1126
01:02:59,546 --> 01:03:01,848
I think something's happening
down on the street.

1127
01:03:08,055 --> 01:03:11,359
I got it.
Snake, this is fucking crazy!

1128
01:03:16,363 --> 01:03:17,566
Don't mind me.

1129
01:03:22,504 --> 01:03:23,806
What are you doing?

1130
01:03:26,740 --> 01:03:29,510
You don't need
that sound anymore.

1131
01:03:30,444 --> 01:03:32,247
You've got me!

1132
01:03:38,019 --> 01:03:41,256
All right, rookie.
Get ready to see some shit.

1133
01:03:55,102 --> 01:03:56,371
Oh, my God!

1134
01:03:56,671 --> 01:03:59,805
Game over, man. Game over!

1135
01:03:59,807 --> 01:04:03,544
Once I inject this syringe
into this snake's dumbass heart,

1136
01:04:03,845 --> 01:04:05,613
- then it's game over.
- Maybe she's right!

1137
01:04:05,979 --> 01:04:08,381
You know,
about the game being over?

1138
01:04:08,383 --> 01:04:12,855
No, negative, rookie.
It's time to pump up the jam.

1139
01:04:13,120 --> 01:04:14,555
Th-That's this one.

1140
01:04:20,761 --> 01:04:22,729
Oh, wait, wait, listen, kid.

1141
01:04:22,731 --> 01:04:24,564
Just leave your mix tape
with me.

1142
01:04:24,566 --> 01:04:27,303
- Carl, send backup!
- Thank your mama.

1143
01:04:35,709 --> 01:04:37,944
<i>HQ, there are some fucking
civilians on the rooftop, over.</i>

1144
01:04:37,946 --> 01:04:39,511
<i>I didn't see
anything, over.</i>

1145
01:04:39,513 --> 01:04:40,316
<i>All right, fuck it.</i>

1146
01:04:46,488 --> 01:04:48,857
No! Hey, this is my snake!

1147
01:04:50,425 --> 01:04:53,625
I have the power!

1148
01:04:53,627 --> 01:04:55,461
<i>Fire everything.</i>

1149
01:04:55,463 --> 01:04:59,535
<i>Fox one, fox two, fox three,
bring the fucking heat, over.</i>

1150
01:05:06,540 --> 01:05:07,508
<i>We're out, over.</i>

1151
01:05:08,810 --> 01:05:10,713
<i>♪ We're having fun ♪</i>

1152
01:05:11,078 --> 01:05:12,414
<i>Mayday! Mayday!</i>

1153
01:05:15,917 --> 01:05:19,555
<i>Holy shit. Oh, no,
we're gonna fucking die!</i>

1154
01:05:25,093 --> 01:05:26,625
Aw, shit.

1155
01:05:26,627 --> 01:05:27,926
Like this day
couldn't get any worse.

1156
01:05:27,928 --> 01:05:29,595
What the hell are you
pussies doin' here?

1157
01:05:29,597 --> 01:05:31,596
Pussies? Man,
we're here to stop this snake.

1158
01:05:31,598 --> 01:05:33,702
You whack goosebump!

1159
01:05:34,068 --> 01:05:36,769
You sent your girls to the back
while you snuck in the back!

1160
01:05:36,771 --> 01:05:39,004
You watch, I'll kill you!
I will kill you!

1161
01:05:39,006 --> 01:05:39,839
- I'll kill you!
- Hey, Jaws.

1162
01:05:39,841 --> 01:05:41,640
Say it to my face.
Say that to my face.

1163
01:05:41,642 --> 01:05:42,841
I'm sorry
about your girls,

1164
01:05:42,843 --> 01:05:44,847
but Pinball didn't mean
any disrespect.

1165
01:05:45,213 --> 01:05:47,850
Peace to your girls.
They really had what it took.

1166
01:05:50,984 --> 01:05:52,785
- Really?
- Yeah.

1167
01:05:52,787 --> 01:05:55,154
Oh, my God,
I appreciate that so much.

1168
01:05:55,156 --> 01:05:56,955
You have no idea
what I go through.

1169
01:05:56,957 --> 01:05:58,860
I'm just a shadow of myself.
I'm a lie!

1170
01:06:01,129 --> 01:06:03,162
My daddy,
you don't know my daddy.

1171
01:06:03,164 --> 01:06:05,230
I'd love to hear more about
it, but we don't have the time.

1172
01:06:05,232 --> 01:06:06,232
- We got to roll.
- But I...

1173
01:06:06,234 --> 01:06:08,136
But hey, to be
continued, though.

1174
01:06:11,539 --> 01:06:12,173
Tell you what, Cam.

1175
01:06:13,508 --> 01:06:14,776
Show us what you can do, dog.

1176
01:06:16,010 --> 01:06:17,176
- Show us what you can do.
- All right y'all, come on, man.

1177
01:06:17,178 --> 01:06:17,980
Let's go.

1178
01:06:18,946 --> 01:06:21,580
- Hey, stop, freeze right there!
- Oh, hey.

1179
01:06:21,582 --> 01:06:23,616
Yeah! He said to
freeze right there.

1180
01:06:23,618 --> 01:06:25,651
- I'm not even...
- Freeze there! You too, nobody move!

1181
01:06:25,653 --> 01:06:27,019
Hey, hey, you pigs!

1182
01:06:28,856 --> 01:06:30,622
- Hey!
- Hey, Cam, go get them!

1183
01:06:30,624 --> 01:06:32,093
- I got the bacon!
- Hey!

1184
01:06:44,906 --> 01:06:45,741
What the...

1185
01:06:47,941 --> 01:06:50,845
Ugh. Are they dead?

1186
01:06:52,647 --> 01:06:54,846
I feel real bad for the dead.

1187
01:06:54,848 --> 01:06:55,917
This ain't gonna happen
to us, is it?

1188
01:06:58,653 --> 01:06:59,321
Go... fuck off.

1189
01:07:04,725 --> 01:07:06,926
Man, up the stairs.
Take the stairs.

1190
01:07:15,736 --> 01:07:17,972
No, don't shoot, no.

1191
01:07:19,006 --> 01:07:20,575
- No!
- Get him, partner.

1192
01:07:22,142 --> 01:07:24,847
Okay, snake, come on.
Come get some, huh?

1193
01:07:30,151 --> 01:07:33,084
Your powers are weak,
old snake, huh?

1194
01:07:33,086 --> 01:07:35,754
Come on, sister.
Okay, hey, hey, hey!

1195
01:07:35,756 --> 01:07:37,823
Cross this line,
and I'm gonna tax that ass.

1196
01:07:37,825 --> 01:07:39,258
I guarantee you that, huh?

1197
01:07:39,260 --> 01:07:42,093
Taxation without representation.

1198
01:07:42,095 --> 01:07:44,296
Come on, snake, come on.
Come get some.

1199
01:07:44,298 --> 01:07:46,165
Will you quit playing
with yourself

1200
01:07:46,167 --> 01:07:48,170
and shank that snake!

1201
01:07:49,803 --> 01:07:52,573
Yeah, all right, I got you.

1202
01:08:31,645 --> 01:08:34,982
Godzilla ain't got shit on me.

1203
01:08:38,352 --> 01:08:39,253
Oh, God.

1204
01:08:49,864 --> 01:08:51,263
- Oh, hell no.
- Vurkel?

1205
01:08:51,265 --> 01:08:54,802
That's a lot
of teenage mutant ninja ugly.

1206
01:08:56,370 --> 01:08:58,170
- Neon, you gotta appeal to his humanity.
- What?

1207
01:08:58,172 --> 01:08:59,671
- Me?
- Yeah, talk to him, girl.

1208
01:08:59,673 --> 01:09:00,943
Okay... hi.

1209
01:09:01,876 --> 01:09:04,410
I'm sorry that you saw
Cam and I gettin' it on,

1210
01:09:04,412 --> 01:09:07,380
and I got
a lot of respect

1211
01:09:07,382 --> 01:09:09,381
for your love
for science.

1212
01:09:09,383 --> 01:09:11,153
And um...

1213
01:09:12,253 --> 01:09:15,624
I know that deep down inside
all of this snaky body there's,

1214
01:09:15,856 --> 01:09:17,657
there's a great person.

1215
01:09:17,659 --> 01:09:19,928
I think she's charming
the snake.

1216
01:09:20,427 --> 01:09:23,064
Well, love is universal.

1217
01:09:23,830 --> 01:09:24,996
Schmooze it in thick,
girl, go on.

1218
01:09:24,998 --> 01:09:27,202
Okay, I... I love you?

1219
01:09:28,035 --> 01:09:29,370
I really do,
and um...

1220
01:09:29,936 --> 01:09:33,005
I hope you can feel...
feel the love.

1221
01:09:33,007 --> 01:09:35,277
Love will set you free.

1222
01:09:36,444 --> 01:09:39,944
Just be the hero I
always knew you could be.

1223
01:09:52,760 --> 01:09:53,762
Stay back.

1224
01:10:01,735 --> 01:10:02,837
It's a hiss off.

1225
01:10:05,239 --> 01:10:07,676
Giant snake! Giant snake!

1226
01:10:08,075 --> 01:10:08,944
Take cover.

1227
01:10:12,079 --> 01:10:15,117
Choking, he's choking.
I hope he's fucking choking.

1228
01:10:24,124 --> 01:10:25,193
Okay.

1229
01:10:28,029 --> 01:10:30,365
Nice snake. Nice snake.

1230
01:10:35,770 --> 01:10:38,106
No, okay, okay.

1231
01:10:42,075 --> 01:10:46,280
Hey! Hey, guys! Guys, help!
Help, I'm up here!

1232
01:10:55,890 --> 01:10:56,992
It's time
to lay down the boogie.

1233
01:11:05,333 --> 01:11:07,299
Reporting live
for Channel 12 news,

1234
01:11:07,301 --> 01:11:10,001
where some truly bizarre shit
is going down.

1235
01:11:10,003 --> 01:11:12,837
<i>A large crowd is
gathered outside Uppercase Records.</i>

1236
01:11:12,839 --> 01:11:14,476
<i>It appears to be
a giant snake.</i>

1237
01:11:17,378 --> 01:11:20,048
<i>♪ Yeah, so we got y'all up ♪</i>

1238
01:11:34,995 --> 01:11:35,463
<i>♪ Yeah ♪</i>

1239
01:11:37,531 --> 01:11:39,197
<i>♪ Here we go ♪</i>

1240
01:11:39,199 --> 01:11:41,166
<i>♪ We can see
The whole damn town ♪</i>

1241
01:11:41,168 --> 01:11:43,301
<i>♪ This snake crawled up
Now your ass is goin' down ♪</i>

1242
01:11:43,303 --> 01:11:45,203
<i>♪ Your jaws can't harm us
These beats are our armor ♪</i>

1243
01:11:45,205 --> 01:11:46,871
<i>♪ My rhymes hypnotize ♪</i>

1244
01:11:46,873 --> 01:11:48,808
<i>♪ 'Cause I'm
A snake charmer, yo ♪</i>

1245
01:11:48,810 --> 01:11:51,277
<i>♪ We on top,
We ain't scared of you ♪</i>

1246
01:11:51,279 --> 01:11:53,845
<i>♪ We got bigger things
To prove ♪</i>

1247
01:11:53,847 --> 01:11:56,048
<i>♪ We're comin' through
So you better move ♪</i>

1248
01:11:56,050 --> 01:11:58,483
<i>♪ Or get down
To this nasty groove ♪</i>

1249
01:11:58,485 --> 01:12:00,286
Sick beats, guys.

1250
01:12:00,288 --> 01:12:01,554
Hell's yeah, yeah!

1251
01:12:01,556 --> 01:12:03,322
Yeah, give it
to that snake, Cam!

1252
01:12:03,324 --> 01:12:06,425
Do it! Ooh, ooh.
That's kinda nice.

1253
01:12:06,427 --> 01:12:08,063
Ooh! Little tighter.
A little tighter.

1254
01:12:08,296 --> 01:12:10,395
<i>♪ Yo, snake,
You better listen ♪</i>

1255
01:12:10,397 --> 01:12:11,964
<i>♪ 'Cause we'll make you
Shed your skin again ♪</i>

1256
01:12:11,966 --> 01:12:13,933
<i>♪ While we're
Making millions ♪</i>

1257
01:12:13,935 --> 01:12:15,835
<i>♪ I'm the illest rapper
You're a vanilla reptilian ♪</i>

1258
01:12:15,837 --> 01:12:18,370
<i>♪ Soft like Laffy Taffy
My crew's snake savvy ♪</i>

1259
01:12:18,372 --> 01:12:21,105
<i>♪ We'll tear your ass up
Like Rikki-Tikki-Tavi ♪</i>

1260
01:12:21,107 --> 01:12:23,274
<i>♪ Spray your face with Binaca
Run home to your papa ♪</i>

1261
01:12:23,276 --> 01:12:26,144
<i>♪ Whip out my woody
And split your cloaca ♪</i>

1262
01:12:26,146 --> 01:12:28,112
<i>♪ Snake in my boot
Tryin' to step to my crew ♪</i>

1263
01:12:28,114 --> 01:12:29,615
<i>♪ Beez Neez is gonna prove ♪</i>

1264
01:12:29,617 --> 01:12:30,785
<i>♪ We're more cold-blooded
Than you ♪</i>

1265
01:12:32,020 --> 01:12:33,955
<i>♪ Comin' through
We ain't scared of you ♪</i>

1266
01:12:34,154 --> 01:12:37,022
<i>♪ We got bigger things
To prove ♪</i>

1267
01:12:37,024 --> 01:12:38,991
<i>♪ We comin' through
So you better move ♪</i>

1268
01:12:38,993 --> 01:12:41,260
<i>♪ Or get down
To that nasty groove ♪</i>

1269
01:12:41,262 --> 01:12:43,862
<i>♪ Let me spit slick diction
That resists constriction ♪</i>

1270
01:12:43,864 --> 01:12:44,798
<i>♪ While you're spillin'
Ill venom ♪</i>

1271
01:12:44,800 --> 01:12:46,098
<i>♪ Like a reptilian villain ♪</i>

1272
01:12:46,100 --> 01:12:47,633
<i>♪ This vermin's squirmin' ♪</i>

1273
01:12:47,635 --> 01:12:48,568
<i>♪ Like a worm
With a Jheri curl perm ♪</i>

1274
01:12:48,570 --> 01:12:49,702
<i>♪ While my crew stands firm ♪</i>

1275
01:12:49,704 --> 01:12:51,937
<i>♪ Against germ-ridden
Ectotherms ♪</i>

1276
01:12:51,939 --> 01:12:53,005
<i>♪ Weed you out
If you're sleepin' ♪</i>

1277
01:12:53,007 --> 01:12:55,107
<i>♪ We write prose
Like Joss Whedon ♪</i>

1278
01:12:55,109 --> 01:12:56,207
<i>♪ This is for that ho Eve
In the Garden of Eden ♪</i>

1279
01:12:56,209 --> 01:12:57,143
<i>♪ My boy Pinball
Rocks the beat ♪</i>

1280
01:12:57,145 --> 01:12:58,243
<i>♪ And Neon rocks the chorus ♪</i>

1281
01:12:58,245 --> 01:13:00,278
<i>♪ Cam is for us,
He kicks more ass ♪</i>

1282
01:13:00,280 --> 01:13:02,046
<i>♪ Than my man Chuck Norris ♪</i>

1283
01:13:02,048 --> 01:13:03,048
<i>♪ Like a box of chocolates
From Forrest ♪</i>

1284
01:13:03,050 --> 01:13:04,950
<i>♪ Goldilocks
And her porridge ♪</i>

1285
01:13:04,952 --> 01:13:05,783
<i>♪ We'll make you eat
Your own tail ♪</i>

1286
01:13:05,785 --> 01:13:07,286
<i>♪ Like a giant ouroboros ♪</i>

1287
01:13:07,288 --> 01:13:08,920
<i>♪ Stop your jaws
From chompin' ♪</i>

1288
01:13:08,922 --> 01:13:10,355
<i>♪ While you're crawlin'
We be stompin' ♪</i>

1289
01:13:10,357 --> 01:13:11,426
<i>♪ We ain't phased either way
By no snake outta Compton ♪</i>

1290
01:13:17,597 --> 01:13:18,867
Cam!

1291
01:13:43,257 --> 01:13:46,125
Jam it in its dumbass heart!

1292
01:13:46,127 --> 01:13:48,327
Come on, Cam, you can do this.
I know you can.

1293
01:13:48,329 --> 01:13:50,198
Come on.

1294
01:13:57,070 --> 01:13:58,104
Oh, my God!

1295
01:14:02,176 --> 01:14:04,980
Neon, you have to sing
your hook!

1296
01:14:05,178 --> 01:14:07,047
It's our only hope!

1297
01:14:07,347 --> 01:14:10,081
<i>♪ My man, my man ♪</i>

1298
01:14:10,083 --> 01:14:12,253
<i>♪ Nobody eats my man ♪</i>

1299
01:14:12,720 --> 01:14:16,357
<i>♪ So I'm gonna fucking sing ♪</i>

1300
01:14:16,723 --> 01:14:20,995
<i>♪ As high as I can ♪</i>

1301
01:14:35,075 --> 01:14:36,477
Welcome to Compton, bitch.

1302
01:14:54,494 --> 01:14:57,228
Oh, help me!
Somebody fucking help me!

1303
01:14:57,230 --> 01:14:59,264
Somebody fucking help me!

1304
01:14:59,266 --> 01:15:02,367
Carrot Top,
I'm gonna save you.

1305
01:15:02,369 --> 01:15:03,768
Don't worry,
grab my hand.

1306
01:15:03,770 --> 01:15:05,606
I've got you.
I got you, I got you.

1307
01:15:06,574 --> 01:15:08,276
All right,
this is awkward, man.

1308
01:15:08,708 --> 01:15:11,111
This is fucking awkward.

1309
01:15:19,020 --> 01:15:20,321
Oh, my God.

1310
01:15:32,065 --> 01:15:34,001
Yee-haw!

1311
01:15:39,539 --> 01:15:43,644
Lovely. That's it.
Oh, my angels, you've been redeemed.

1312
01:15:44,278 --> 01:15:46,714
I love you, Cam!
But not in that way.

1313
01:15:55,388 --> 01:15:56,290
What's up?

1314
01:16:00,561 --> 01:16:03,064
- Yo, I love you, Cam.
- I love you.

1315
01:16:03,297 --> 01:16:05,764
I think we've been fightin'
this for too long.

1316
01:16:05,766 --> 01:16:08,536
I was so focused on my music
and my image, but...

1317
01:16:09,203 --> 01:16:10,435
You're the real muse
I have.

1318
01:16:10,437 --> 01:16:11,638
You're my missing piece.

1319
01:16:12,373 --> 01:16:14,807
I've learned somethin' today.
I've changed. I learned that...

1320
01:16:14,809 --> 01:16:15,776
Cam!

1321
01:16:16,510 --> 01:16:19,247
Nobody cares
about your moral values.

1322
01:16:20,213 --> 01:16:22,082
Let's make that money.

1323
01:16:28,355 --> 01:16:30,121
Get it!

1324
01:16:30,123 --> 01:16:32,090
You liked when I jumped
up and down on that thing?

1325
01:16:32,092 --> 01:16:34,093
And R.E.L. was,
like, hangin' on?

1326
01:16:34,095 --> 01:16:35,861
I love you very much.

1327
01:16:35,863 --> 01:16:39,467
So R.E.L. this is the hip-hop group
you've been raving about, huh?

1328
01:16:39,766 --> 01:16:41,068
Yeah, these be...

1329
01:16:42,336 --> 01:16:43,504
This is Cam's crew.

1330
01:16:45,839 --> 01:16:47,572
Gentlemen, I listened
to the whole thing.

1331
01:16:47,574 --> 01:16:48,642
And it was Grade-A stuff.

1332
01:16:50,477 --> 01:16:53,147
Needless to say,
this was the best audition I've ever seen.

1333
01:16:53,513 --> 01:16:55,447
- What!
- Fuck, yeah.

1334
01:16:55,449 --> 01:16:58,850
The sound, the performances,
it was very, very powerful.

1335
01:16:58,852 --> 01:17:01,353
What you need is to be
signed by a label like ours.

1336
01:17:05,860 --> 01:17:07,792
This is the energy
we've been looking for.

1337
01:17:07,794 --> 01:17:10,464
Let's make this label
great again.

1338
01:17:12,766 --> 01:17:13,467
Contracts.

1339
01:17:14,568 --> 01:17:16,234
We getting contracts.

1340
01:17:16,236 --> 01:17:17,638
Do you have
representation?

1341
01:17:19,906 --> 01:17:20,441
Yeah.

1342
01:17:22,676 --> 01:17:24,379
Yeah. Me.

1343
01:17:24,878 --> 01:17:26,513
Hell, yeah,
she's our manager.

1344
01:17:29,150 --> 01:17:29,484
All right.

1345
01:17:31,886 --> 01:17:33,555
Oh, whoa.

1346
01:17:34,254 --> 01:17:34,756
Cam.

1347
01:17:36,323 --> 01:17:38,325
Cam, do you know
what you're do... Cam?

1348
01:17:38,691 --> 01:17:42,193
Cam! She was just kissing
that reptile snake-man thing.

1349
01:17:42,195 --> 01:17:45,397
Yo, yo, Pin, Pin!
Love is blind, homie.

1350
01:17:45,399 --> 01:17:46,834
Love is blind.

1351
01:17:47,434 --> 01:17:49,902
- Let's get the hell out of here.
- Word to your mother.

1352
01:17:49,904 --> 01:17:54,273
Yeah,
let's give them some privacy.

1353
01:17:54,275 --> 01:17:57,742
Um, I would like to discuss
the terms of this contract.

1354
01:17:57,744 --> 01:18:00,411
We're going to need
a no-interest up-front loan,

1355
01:18:00,413 --> 01:18:02,714
let's just call it
a grant, shall we,

1356
01:18:02,716 --> 01:18:05,553
to make sure the debut album's
costs are completely covered.

1357
01:18:33,747 --> 01:18:35,517
You
take out all that trash.

1358
01:18:38,985 --> 01:18:40,452
Shut up, bitch.

1359
01:18:40,454 --> 01:18:41,422
What was that?

1360
01:18:42,556 --> 01:18:44,255
I mean, yeah, I heard you.
Whatever you want, Daddy.

1361
01:18:44,257 --> 01:18:44,892
Whatever you want.

1362
01:18:46,994 --> 01:18:48,827
Stop right there
and give us your wallet.

1363
01:18:48,829 --> 01:18:50,295
Hey, I don't want
any trouble, guys.

1364
01:18:50,297 --> 01:18:51,366
I...

1365
01:18:52,565 --> 01:18:54,635
My God, are you guys ninjas?

1366
01:18:56,904 --> 01:18:59,770
- Goddamn right we're ninjas.
- Ninjas with attitude.

1367
01:18:59,772 --> 01:19:01,706
No, wait, wait, wait.
You back off.

1368
01:19:01,708 --> 01:19:03,341
You back off
or I'll call the police.

1369
01:19:03,343 --> 01:19:04,977
- Fuck the police!
- Yeah!

1370
01:19:04,979 --> 01:19:06,647
No, no, sorry.

1371
01:19:14,421 --> 01:19:16,287
You guys just took out
two ninjas.

1372
01:19:16,289 --> 01:19:18,357
You guys must have huge balls!

1373
01:19:18,359 --> 01:19:19,724
Yesss.

1374
01:19:19,726 --> 01:19:21,495
With great power
comes great balls.

1375
01:19:23,564 --> 01:19:25,997
Come, sssidekick.

1376
01:19:25,999 --> 01:19:28,934
Now that we've erased
the ninja menace from this city,

1377
01:19:28,936 --> 01:19:32,004
it is time for us to continue
our crusade elsssewhere.

1378
01:19:32,006 --> 01:19:33,575
Wait, wait, wait.

1379
01:19:34,909 --> 01:19:37,679
It's not every day that I get
to meet two mutant superheroes.

1380
01:19:38,745 --> 01:19:40,248
Where are you gonna go?

1381
01:19:42,283 --> 01:19:43,584
Wait, yeah,
where are we going?

1382
01:19:44,284 --> 01:19:46,220
Ssstraight outta Compton.

1383
01:19:46,686 --> 01:19:48,286
I get that. That's funny.

1384
01:19:55,628 --> 01:19:56,698
That's crazy.

1385
01:19:59,999 --> 01:20:01,700
<i>♪ Venom flowin' for days ♪</i>

1386
01:20:01,702 --> 01:20:04,439
<i>♪ Froze to the touch
Ice floodin' my veins ♪</i>

1387
01:20:04,937 --> 01:20:07,305
<i>♪ West, west is the side
We claim ♪</i>

1388
01:20:07,307 --> 01:20:09,774
<i>♪ 1989, yeah
Year of the snake ♪</i>

1389
01:20:09,776 --> 01:20:10,944
<i>♪ I'm cold-blooded ♪</i>

1390
01:20:12,145 --> 01:20:13,347
<i>♪ I be slidin'
Through your city like ♪</i>

1391
01:20:14,481 --> 01:20:15,917
<i>♪ Slidin' through
Your city like ♪</i>

1392
01:20:17,051 --> 01:20:18,785
<i>♪ I be slidin'
Through your city like ♪</i>

1393
01:20:19,787 --> 01:20:21,585
<i>♪ Yeah, slidin' through
Your city like ♪</i>

1394
01:20:21,587 --> 01:20:24,055
<i>♪ About 7 p.m. when I slide
On the block ♪</i>

1395
01:20:24,057 --> 01:20:26,791
<i>♪ Keep the paint looking slick
In a chain full of rocks ♪</i>

1396
01:20:26,793 --> 01:20:29,627
<i>♪ Never tame with the teachers
Never keen to the cops ♪</i>

1397
01:20:29,629 --> 01:20:32,029
<i>♪ Sub-zero to the core
Feel the temperature drop ♪</i>

1398
01:20:32,031 --> 01:20:33,434
<i>♪ Nah ♪</i>

1399
01:20:34,635 --> 01:20:35,700
<i>♪ Just another victim
No conflictin' ♪</i>

1400
01:20:35,702 --> 01:20:36,568
<i>♪ Have my chips
For venom sticks ♪</i>

1401
01:20:36,570 --> 01:20:37,501
<i>♪ They pass in minutes ♪</i>

1402
01:20:37,503 --> 01:20:39,871
<i>♪ I meet 'em at their crib ♪</i>

1403
01:20:39,873 --> 01:20:40,738
<i>♪ Disguise my wig
Within a lemon ♪</i>

1404
01:20:40,740 --> 01:20:41,907
<i>♪ Let the chopper ring ♪</i>

1405
01:20:41,909 --> 01:20:43,809
<i>♪ While I recline
With beautiful women ♪</i>

1406
01:20:43,811 --> 01:20:45,280
<i>♪ Better calm
All that hissin' ♪</i>

1407
01:20:45,579 --> 01:20:46,944
<i>♪ Dissin' undercover ♪</i>

1408
01:20:46,946 --> 01:20:48,080
<i>♪ Till their
Hoffa wind up missing ♪</i>

1409
01:20:48,082 --> 01:20:50,115
<i>♪ Chavez Ravine,
You dig, gone fishin' ♪</i>

1410
01:20:50,117 --> 01:20:52,486
<i>♪ Yeah, they run their mouth
Till they winded ♪</i>

1411
01:20:53,354 --> 01:20:54,622
Check out this guy.
Check out this guy.

1412
01:20:55,823 --> 01:20:56,857
This freaky guy.

1413
01:20:58,958 --> 01:21:00,595
Get in here. I gotta get this.

1414
01:21:01,829 --> 01:21:02,830
Hey!

1415
01:21:03,963 --> 01:21:05,766
Hey, give me
the phone, dumbass!

1416
01:21:07,735 --> 01:21:10,038
You can't kill me.
That's right.

1417
01:21:10,537 --> 01:21:12,006
I'm back YouTube.

1418
01:21:12,605 --> 01:21:15,072
Cover of <i>Time</i> magazine,
huh?

1419
01:21:15,074 --> 01:21:17,077
And if you like
this video,

1420
01:21:17,578 --> 01:21:20,580
like, share,
and subscribe at the link below.

1421
01:21:21,147 --> 01:21:21,848
Right there.

1422
01:21:22,516 --> 01:21:24,085
Yeah. My ninja.

1423
01:21:26,954 --> 01:21:28,754
<i>♪ Venom flowin' for days ♪</i>

1424
01:21:28,756 --> 01:21:31,459
<i>♪ Froze to the touch
Ice floodin' my veins ♪</i>

1425
01:21:31,958 --> 01:21:34,158
<i>♪ West, west is the side
We claim ♪</i>

1426
01:21:34,160 --> 01:21:36,728
<i>♪ 1989, yeah
Year of the snake ♪</i>

1427
01:21:36,730 --> 01:21:37,799
<i>♪ I'm cold-blooded ♪</i>

1428
01:21:38,999 --> 01:21:40,467
<i>♪ I be slidin'
Through your city like ♪</i>

1429
01:21:41,601 --> 01:21:42,869
<i>♪ Slidin' through
Your city like ♪</i>

1430
01:21:44,070 --> 01:21:45,772
<i>♪ I be slidin'
Through your city like ♪</i>

1431
01:21:46,873 --> 01:21:48,642
<i>♪ Slidin' through
Your city like ♪</i>

1432
01:21:49,642 --> 01:21:52,443
<i>♪ Lay 'em down like a textile
Killer Croc ♪</i>

1433
01:21:52,445 --> 01:21:54,645
<i>♪ Boy, you fuckin'
With a reptile ♪</i>

1434
01:21:54,647 --> 01:21:56,415
<i>♪ My profile's straight out
Of X-Files ♪</i>

1435
01:21:56,417 --> 01:21:57,983
<i>♪ Next I'll rip your ribcage ♪</i>

1436
01:21:57,985 --> 01:22:00,152
<i>♪ Till your heart
Is in your neck, pal ♪</i>

1437
01:22:00,154 --> 01:22:01,920
<i>♪ Very graphic
Far from average ♪</i>

1438
01:22:01,922 --> 01:22:03,721
<i>♪ I'll cool a cactus
In 11 sweats ♪</i>

1439
01:22:03,723 --> 01:22:05,689
<i>♪ I can get 11
That's telepathic ♪</i>

1440
01:22:05,691 --> 01:22:06,858
<i>♪ A clever segue ♪</i>

1441
01:22:06,860 --> 01:22:08,559
<i>♪ But since it was on X play ♪</i>

1442
01:22:08,561 --> 01:22:09,495
<i>♪ Out of boredom
I was churnin' out ♪</i>

1443
01:22:09,497 --> 01:22:11,129
<i>♪ Universes with Demogorgons ♪</i>

1444
01:22:11,131 --> 01:22:12,863
<i>♪ Now Cam is Mighty Morphin ♪</i>

1445
01:22:12,865 --> 01:22:14,032
<i>♪ They're tryin'
To rattle my cage ♪</i>

1446
01:22:14,034 --> 01:22:16,033
<i>♪ I just see vital organs ♪</i>

1447
01:22:16,035 --> 01:22:18,437
<i>♪ Funny that I give you Cain
Like I'm reversin' Moses ♪</i>

1448
01:22:18,439 --> 01:22:20,505
<i>♪ Hold it,
I thread out more than poses ♪</i>

1449
01:22:20,507 --> 01:22:22,506
<i>♪ Their posture showin'
They can't contain composure ♪</i>

1450
01:22:22,508 --> 01:22:24,608
<i>♪ I got the reach
Of a warlock ♪</i>

1451
01:22:24,610 --> 01:22:27,144
<i>♪ The tongue of a demon
See AB rappin' like Auerbach ♪</i>

1452
01:22:27,146 --> 01:22:28,712
<i>♪ You rude boy tell me ♪</i>

1453
01:22:28,714 --> 01:22:29,814
<i>♪ Wide right
Round your dreadlocks ♪</i>

1454
01:22:29,816 --> 01:22:31,450
<i>♪ Your arms lock ♪</i>

1455
01:22:31,452 --> 01:22:32,884
<i>♪ Venom seeps in
Till your heart stops ♪</i>

1456
01:22:32,886 --> 01:22:33,754
<i>♪ Goodnight, boy ♪</i>

1457
01:22:34,988 --> 01:22:36,587
<i>♪ Venom flowin' for days ♪</i>

1458
01:22:36,589 --> 01:22:37,788
<i>♪ Froze to the touch ♪</i>

1459
01:22:37,790 --> 01:22:39,127
<i>♪ Ice floodin' my veins ♪</i>

1460
01:22:39,760 --> 01:22:41,859
<i>♪ West, west is the side
We claim ♪</i>

1461
01:22:41,861 --> 01:22:44,462
<i>♪ 1989, yeah,
Year of the snake ♪</i>

1462
01:22:44,464 --> 01:22:45,699
<i>♪ I'm cold-blooded ♪</i>

1463
01:22:46,900 --> 01:22:47,934
<i>♪ I be slidin'
Through your city like ♪</i>

1464
01:22:49,069 --> 01:22:50,571
<i>♪ Slidin' through
Your city like ♪</i>

1465
01:22:51,771 --> 01:22:53,173
<i>♪ I be slidin'
Through your city like ♪</i>

1466
01:22:54,307 --> 01:22:56,077
<i>♪ Slidin' through
Your city like ♪</i>

1467
01:23:10,927 --> 01:23:13,625
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