1 00:01:52,212 --> 00:01:53,948 Fuck you, Alisha! 2 00:01:53,982 --> 00:01:55,583 Fuck you! 3 00:01:55,617 --> 00:01:57,085 I always knew! 4 00:01:57,150 --> 00:01:58,720 I always knew! 5 00:01:58,753 --> 00:02:00,855 And the judge knew, too! 6 00:02:00,888 --> 00:02:02,890 So, fuck your alimony! 7 00:02:05,492 --> 00:02:08,428 You're there and I'm on a fuckin' boat, baby! 8 00:02:12,499 --> 00:02:13,701 I should have fucked your sister 9 00:02:13,735 --> 00:02:15,235 when I had a chance! 10 00:02:26,313 --> 00:02:28,816 Alexa, kill the music. 11 00:02:31,786 --> 00:02:33,988 Alexa, stop-- 12 00:02:34,022 --> 00:02:35,623 Okay. 13 00:02:35,657 --> 00:02:36,691 Thank you. 14 00:02:39,761 --> 00:02:41,194 Oh my God. 15 00:03:03,951 --> 00:03:04,819 Hello! 16 00:03:39,187 --> 00:03:40,955 You're on private property. 17 00:03:40,988 --> 00:03:42,289 On open water. 18 00:03:43,691 --> 00:03:45,993 What happens next, stays out here. 19 00:03:51,799 --> 00:03:53,300 Final warning. 20 00:03:53,333 --> 00:03:55,235 I'm comin' at you with a loaded shotgun. 21 00:04:45,086 --> 00:04:46,554 Oh jee! 22 00:05:13,346 --> 00:05:15,983 Well, we're on a boat. 23 00:05:17,652 --> 00:05:18,152 Let's party. 24 00:06:41,802 --> 00:06:42,970 ...and then rainfall. 25 00:06:43,004 --> 00:06:43,938 It's what? 26 00:06:43,971 --> 00:06:44,939 103 is what it feels like right now. 27 00:06:44,972 --> 00:06:46,439 Our high today was 93. 28 00:06:46,473 --> 00:06:48,643 So good, you know, 10, 15 degrees above 29 00:06:48,676 --> 00:06:50,611 the actual thermometer temperature. 30 00:06:50,645 --> 00:06:52,380 In the shade, it's where it's calculated. 31 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:55,082 And we're running into from 102 to 110. 32 00:06:55,116 --> 00:06:57,484 And that's the way it's gonna stay as we head through. 33 00:06:57,518 --> 00:07:00,187 Despite the number, everybody's in the 100s here. 34 00:07:00,221 --> 00:07:01,989 Feels like 104 for Lauderdale. 35 00:07:02,023 --> 00:07:04,457 And there you see 103 in Miami, 105 in Homestead. 36 00:07:04,491 --> 00:07:05,693 Where is the rainfall? 37 00:07:05,726 --> 00:07:07,361 Too dry out there, up above. 38 00:07:07,395 --> 00:07:10,898 And so we're trying to squeeze out a couple of showers here. 39 00:07:10,932 --> 00:07:12,366 And we may get some, 40 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:14,434 but this is gonna be far and few between-- 41 00:07:27,815 --> 00:07:29,016 Hey, Trixi. 42 00:08:01,415 --> 00:08:04,618 Doug, I know this isn't a very popular term nowadays. 43 00:08:05,686 --> 00:08:08,089 So, when I say this, I want you to know 44 00:08:08,122 --> 00:08:09,523 it's a genuine question. 45 00:08:10,691 --> 00:08:12,226 From almost a medical point of view. 46 00:08:14,128 --> 00:08:15,596 But are you fuckin' retarded? 47 00:08:18,799 --> 00:08:19,800 Doug? 48 00:08:21,168 --> 00:08:23,270 Uh, no. 49 00:08:23,304 --> 00:08:24,505 I don't think so. 50 00:08:25,239 --> 00:08:26,407 No. 51 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:28,642 Trixi said on Tuesday 52 00:08:28,676 --> 00:08:31,212 you left a note in her locker or some shit. 53 00:08:31,245 --> 00:08:33,914 Like, what the hell? 54 00:08:33,948 --> 00:08:35,182 Uh, it was a poem. 55 00:08:41,255 --> 00:08:46,093 Look, I got to let you go, brother. 56 00:08:46,127 --> 00:08:47,061 What? 57 00:08:48,029 --> 00:08:49,830 I said I gotta let you go, brother. 58 00:08:52,233 --> 00:08:53,234 Why? 59 00:08:54,503 --> 00:08:56,704 Straight up, you've gotten pretty weird, man. 60 00:08:58,072 --> 00:09:00,041 I mean, a poem? 61 00:09:00,074 --> 00:09:02,043 That's the worst. I... 62 00:09:02,076 --> 00:09:04,011 I mean, you're creepin' everyone out. 63 00:09:05,146 --> 00:09:06,580 This is constructive. 64 00:09:07,581 --> 00:09:10,117 I'm shootin' you straight here, okay? 65 00:09:10,151 --> 00:09:11,185 Yeah. 66 00:09:12,186 --> 00:09:13,654 Uh, I could-- 67 00:09:13,687 --> 00:09:15,289 We got the same dealer, man. 68 00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:18,759 I'm not a fuckin' moron. 69 00:09:18,793 --> 00:09:19,927 Yeah. 70 00:09:22,830 --> 00:09:25,232 Doug, you haven't shown to the last three staff meetings. 71 00:09:26,834 --> 00:09:28,702 If you had, you'd-- you'd know we got some big changes 72 00:09:28,736 --> 00:09:30,104 goin' on around here. 73 00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:34,575 We're adding two bombshells from Miami to the roster. 74 00:09:34,608 --> 00:09:35,576 Adding that breakfast buffet. 75 00:09:35,609 --> 00:09:39,046 Uh, what about the fish? 76 00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:40,848 They're not here for the fish! 77 00:09:40,881 --> 00:09:41,715 But... 78 00:09:41,749 --> 00:09:43,884 They're not here for the fuckin' fish. 79 00:09:43,918 --> 00:09:45,953 They're here for the tits. 80 00:09:45,986 --> 00:09:49,090 A 100 grand later, I learned that the hard way. 81 00:09:49,123 --> 00:09:51,526 This VIP tank room, it was a pipe dream. 82 00:09:51,560 --> 00:09:52,593 I blew it. 83 00:09:52,626 --> 00:09:54,195 I was hopeful. 84 00:09:54,228 --> 00:09:56,097 I like Florida. I like fish. 85 00:09:56,130 --> 00:09:58,099 I had a little fish tank when I was a kid, 86 00:09:58,132 --> 00:10:00,768 but shit, this is a bust. 87 00:10:00,801 --> 00:10:02,103 No one wants to look at fish. 88 00:10:02,136 --> 00:10:03,037 They wanna look at tits. 89 00:10:03,070 --> 00:10:06,373 They wanna focus on a nut, not a grouper. 90 00:10:06,407 --> 00:10:08,342 It's simple shit. 91 00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:09,777 I gotta pivot. 92 00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:11,912 It's just business, man. 93 00:10:13,948 --> 00:10:15,749 Doug, you need some help, man. 94 00:10:18,352 --> 00:10:19,353 Get some help. 95 00:10:29,396 --> 00:10:32,166 So, uh, you, uh, excited? 96 00:10:33,234 --> 00:10:34,301 For what? 97 00:10:36,403 --> 00:10:39,073 Hmm, to bowl. 98 00:10:45,614 --> 00:10:46,747 I guess so. 99 00:10:53,420 --> 00:10:54,855 You just wanna square up 100 00:10:54,889 --> 00:10:57,825 with the pins there, real good, 101 00:10:57,858 --> 00:10:59,126 and you gotta get prepped, 102 00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:01,295 and then you just do three, two, one. 103 00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:02,062 You see? 104 00:11:02,096 --> 00:11:04,131 Three, two, one. 105 00:11:08,570 --> 00:11:09,970 Not-- not great. 106 00:11:10,004 --> 00:11:13,174 But, uh, Dad's still learnin'. 107 00:11:29,290 --> 00:11:31,725 Well, maybe next weekend we can get you out to the beach. 108 00:11:32,726 --> 00:11:35,095 Take the boat out and stuff. 109 00:11:36,665 --> 00:11:39,166 Um, yeah, maybe. 110 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:47,975 Close the door. 111 00:11:50,444 --> 00:11:52,581 Oh, hey, munchkin. 112 00:11:52,614 --> 00:11:54,148 Did you have a fun day? 113 00:11:54,181 --> 00:11:55,282 Okay, good. 114 00:11:56,917 --> 00:11:57,586 Hi. 115 00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:02,156 Hi. 116 00:12:02,189 --> 00:12:03,490 Hey. 117 00:12:03,525 --> 00:12:05,859 Um, Keith PayPaled you some money. 118 00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:07,027 Did you get it? 119 00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:11,966 Uh, I saw that. Yeah, I thought that... 120 00:12:11,999 --> 00:12:13,300 I don't know. It's like a-- 121 00:12:13,334 --> 00:12:14,468 Yo, Doug! 122 00:12:14,502 --> 00:12:16,504 PayPaled you 200! You get it? 123 00:12:19,106 --> 00:12:20,174 Cool. 124 00:12:21,509 --> 00:12:22,843 That's for her, okay? 125 00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:25,412 I want you to get her something nice. 126 00:12:26,747 --> 00:12:29,116 Party's two weeks from tomorrow, so... 127 00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:30,451 Yeah. 128 00:12:30,484 --> 00:12:31,819 Yeah. 129 00:12:33,187 --> 00:12:36,223 I'm sayin' it so you show up with somethin', okay? 130 00:12:36,257 --> 00:12:37,258 Yeah. Uh, are we done? 131 00:12:37,291 --> 00:12:39,561 'Cause I actually gotta go. Really gotta-- 132 00:12:39,594 --> 00:12:40,861 You gotta fucking go? 133 00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:42,363 Get home, so... 134 00:12:42,396 --> 00:12:44,699 Okay. Go on. 135 00:12:44,733 --> 00:12:45,933 Well, as I ain't doing you no fuckin' favors. 136 00:12:48,836 --> 00:12:50,104 Don't forget, okay? 137 00:12:51,038 --> 00:12:51,706 Yeah. 138 00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:54,141 I gotta go. 139 00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:55,409 Bye. 140 00:12:58,713 --> 00:13:00,247 Are you fucking kidding me? 141 00:13:03,652 --> 00:13:05,119 How's he doin'? 142 00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:06,655 How do you think he's doin'? 143 00:13:06,688 --> 00:13:07,855 He's a fuckin' weirdo. 144 00:13:39,153 --> 00:13:40,921 How we doing, fellas? 145 00:13:48,462 --> 00:13:49,897 Yeah, I know. I know. 146 00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:52,399 The bridge is backed up, all right? 147 00:13:52,433 --> 00:13:53,967 So... 148 00:14:00,775 --> 00:14:02,376 Okay, take it easy, Gus. 149 00:14:03,844 --> 00:14:05,312 You look kinda bloated. 150 00:14:07,915 --> 00:14:09,450 It's a big piece, Sandy. 151 00:14:11,352 --> 00:14:12,486 There you go. 152 00:14:18,359 --> 00:14:20,094 Strange little man, Dougy. 153 00:14:20,127 --> 00:14:21,929 And the only thing that's turned out right 154 00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:23,798 was a candle. 155 00:14:23,832 --> 00:14:27,334 Um, I don't have it, Ron. 156 00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:30,237 It's not here. 157 00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:33,273 Yeah, we would have found it if it was. 158 00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:36,544 You remember my son, don't you? 159 00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:42,349 Sup, player? 160 00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:47,020 Y'all used to build sandcastles right down here 161 00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:49,356 while I was up here doin' blow with your daddy. 162 00:14:52,527 --> 00:14:53,961 Jesse, was it? 163 00:14:55,663 --> 00:14:57,164 Well, it's Gator now. 164 00:14:58,098 --> 00:14:59,768 á*On account of I gotta say much, 165 00:14:59,801 --> 00:15:03,437 but I got a little bite in me. 166 00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:04,873 That. 167 00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:06,240 And he's the best damn gator tamer 168 00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:08,843 the Sunshine State's got to offer. 169 00:15:08,877 --> 00:15:10,310 Yes, sir. 170 00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:15,082 I had a show up in Tallahassee goin' on five years runnin'. 171 00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:18,185 It was until last month, Birtha, 172 00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:20,655 our biggest, she got my ass into a death roll. 173 00:15:22,189 --> 00:15:23,691 Oh. 174 00:15:23,725 --> 00:15:26,393 Occupational hazard, huh? 175 00:15:26,427 --> 00:15:27,494 Whoa! 176 00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:31,265 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 177 00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:33,066 Little man with them big words. 178 00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:35,202 What's goin' on here, Daddy? 179 00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:37,471 I thought you said he was dim. 180 00:15:37,505 --> 00:15:39,239 No, no, I didn't say that. 181 00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:42,943 I said he was odd, but that don't make him dim. 182 00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:45,245 Gator's been helping me 183 00:15:45,279 --> 00:15:47,682 with the day-to-days in his downtime. 184 00:15:50,017 --> 00:15:53,555 Oh, uh, yeah, just, uh... 185 00:15:54,622 --> 00:15:56,558 Just been a bit of a bump. 186 00:15:57,892 --> 00:15:59,359 Get in line, Dougy. 187 00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:02,597 Life's built with walls of tough shit. 188 00:16:02,630 --> 00:16:03,731 I mean, you wanna hear what 189 00:16:03,765 --> 00:16:05,199 I've been goin' through lately? 190 00:16:08,536 --> 00:16:12,039 I just found out that my mediocre wife of 35 years 191 00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:13,340 done gone gay. 192 00:16:14,609 --> 00:16:17,411 Oh, Debby, really? Uh... 193 00:16:17,444 --> 00:16:18,412 Mm-hmm. 194 00:16:19,747 --> 00:16:21,482 Apparently, it's just Deb now. 195 00:16:24,351 --> 00:16:26,621 It's been a multi-layered mind fuck, 196 00:16:26,654 --> 00:16:29,624 'cause usually lesbians and I, we get along great. 197 00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:34,629 Yep, Gator and I, we've been livin' on the boat. 198 00:16:34,662 --> 00:16:37,599 I emailed you in depth about all this shit. 199 00:16:44,939 --> 00:16:46,340 Let's see here. 200 00:16:46,373 --> 00:16:48,943 Sent to DougNelson@hotmail.com 201 00:16:48,977 --> 00:16:52,981 Subject, "Yo, we need to talk. 202 00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:55,950 Let's grab a beer soon, dot, dot, dot." 203 00:16:55,984 --> 00:16:57,886 No reply. 204 00:17:04,526 --> 00:17:06,159 Two weeks later. 205 00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:08,730 "Percs don't fall off trees. 206 00:17:08,763 --> 00:17:10,698 You owe me three grand. 207 00:17:10,732 --> 00:17:12,834 Let's be adult about this." 208 00:17:12,867 --> 00:17:14,002 Smiley face. 209 00:17:21,843 --> 00:17:23,745 Three days ago, the last one I sent. 210 00:17:23,778 --> 00:17:25,780 All caps. 211 00:17:25,813 --> 00:17:27,782 "Debby's gay, exclamation point. 212 00:17:27,815 --> 00:17:29,182 It all means nothin'. 213 00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:30,752 Need money yesterday." 214 00:17:38,860 --> 00:17:40,562 No reply again. 215 00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:49,369 Shit, son! 216 00:17:49,403 --> 00:17:52,507 Your daddy must be tired of rollin' around in his grave 217 00:17:52,540 --> 00:17:53,708 watching this shit. 218 00:17:55,142 --> 00:17:58,412 I used to sit right here in the kitchen with him. 219 00:17:58,445 --> 00:18:01,916 High as kites, listenin' to him ramble on about... 220 00:18:01,950 --> 00:18:04,151 Oh no! 221 00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:06,186 ...how worried he was about you. 222 00:18:08,856 --> 00:18:12,225 He used to say, "Something's not right with that boy. 223 00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:16,196 He's off scratchin' his head, 224 00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:19,466 writin' his poems and shit." 225 00:18:23,538 --> 00:18:25,439 But I'd assure him, I'd say, 226 00:18:26,708 --> 00:18:29,343 "Just give him some time to find his feet. 227 00:18:31,779 --> 00:18:34,281 Meet a nice lady and settle down. 228 00:18:36,383 --> 00:18:37,752 That's all that he needs." 229 00:18:39,654 --> 00:18:41,789 Well, here we are, Dougy. 230 00:18:41,823 --> 00:18:42,991 Oh, my gosh. 231 00:18:43,024 --> 00:18:45,258 You still livin' in his house. 232 00:18:46,961 --> 00:18:49,196 Drivin' around in his car. 233 00:18:51,099 --> 00:18:53,701 Still can't find your feet, can you? 234 00:22:10,798 --> 00:22:12,633 Did you know that the ocean 235 00:22:12,667 --> 00:22:15,770 is 71 percent of the Earth's surface 236 00:22:17,004 --> 00:22:21,408 and holds over 1.3 billion cubic kilometers of water? 237 00:22:24,011 --> 00:22:26,247 It is said that humans have only discovered 238 00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:28,649 around 5% of it, 239 00:22:28,683 --> 00:22:31,953 which leaves lots of room for imaginations to run free. 240 00:22:34,055 --> 00:22:36,791 Over thousands of years, we have heard sightings 241 00:22:36,824 --> 00:22:38,092 of sea creatures, 242 00:22:38,125 --> 00:22:42,063 but one of them in particular has continued to hold water. 243 00:22:43,331 --> 00:22:45,533 Sightings of mermaids date back 244 00:22:45,566 --> 00:22:47,768 to the beginning of humanity, 245 00:22:47,802 --> 00:22:50,872 from lonely Christopher Columbus out at sea, 246 00:22:50,905 --> 00:22:53,708 all the way to today. 247 00:22:53,741 --> 00:22:58,779 From the Amalfi Coast of Italy to the shores of South Africa, 248 00:22:58,813 --> 00:23:02,650 these tails have continued to stand the test of time. 249 00:23:02,683 --> 00:23:03,951 Conflicting ideologies 250 00:23:03,985 --> 00:23:05,319 of the mythology. 251 00:23:05,353 --> 00:23:07,387 The western concept is beautiful, 252 00:23:07,420 --> 00:23:09,523 seductive singers that may have been influenced 253 00:23:09,557 --> 00:23:10,791 by the mermaids of Greek-- 254 00:23:10,825 --> 00:23:11,993 In Slavic folklore, 255 00:23:12,026 --> 00:23:13,393 these monstrous creatures 256 00:23:13,426 --> 00:23:15,495 travel in twos or threes from their school, 257 00:23:15,529 --> 00:23:17,665 hunting sinful sailors and fishermen 258 00:23:17,698 --> 00:23:19,066 all around the globe. 259 00:23:19,100 --> 00:23:21,168 They communicate not by singing 260 00:23:21,202 --> 00:23:22,803 but a deafening screech, 261 00:23:22,837 --> 00:23:25,539 that has been documented as the sound of hell itself 262 00:23:25,573 --> 00:23:26,908 by those who have heard it. 263 00:23:26,941 --> 00:23:27,909 Comment down below, 264 00:23:27,942 --> 00:23:30,511 which mermaid mythology is your favorite. 265 00:23:30,544 --> 00:23:32,213 And don't forget to click that button 266 00:23:32,246 --> 00:23:33,581 and subscri-- 267 00:25:11,479 --> 00:25:12,847 Whoa! 268 00:25:55,689 --> 00:25:57,058 Sorry, fellas. 269 00:25:58,225 --> 00:25:59,293 Okay. 270 00:26:01,062 --> 00:26:02,229 All right. 271 00:26:05,399 --> 00:26:07,168 Whoa! 272 00:26:07,201 --> 00:26:09,437 Not cool, okay? No. 273 00:26:09,470 --> 00:26:10,738 That's not good. 274 00:26:11,772 --> 00:26:13,007 No. 275 00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:14,308 This is food. 276 00:26:15,443 --> 00:26:18,112 I'm being nice, okay? See? 277 00:26:18,145 --> 00:26:20,214 Mmm. Food. 278 00:26:22,083 --> 00:26:23,117 Okay. 279 00:26:24,218 --> 00:26:26,987 Yeah. Nice and slow. 280 00:26:27,021 --> 00:26:28,456 A little bit of... 281 00:26:28,489 --> 00:26:30,291 Yeah, okay. 282 00:26:30,324 --> 00:26:31,892 That's good. 283 00:26:31,926 --> 00:26:33,094 Yeah. 284 00:26:34,161 --> 00:26:35,229 Oh, yeah. 285 00:26:35,262 --> 00:26:37,031 Wow. 286 00:26:37,064 --> 00:26:38,132 That's good. Yeah. 287 00:26:40,968 --> 00:26:42,103 Yeah. 288 00:26:43,871 --> 00:26:47,808 It's gonna take about half an hour for those to kick in. 289 00:26:47,842 --> 00:26:51,612 When they do, you're flyin' high. 290 00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:54,281 That's my good stuff. 291 00:26:55,584 --> 00:26:56,917 Percs. 292 00:26:58,886 --> 00:27:02,790 Uh, good news is I, uh, 293 00:27:02,823 --> 00:27:05,226 know pretty much everything there is to know 294 00:27:05,259 --> 00:27:06,927 about saltwater fish, 295 00:27:08,762 --> 00:27:11,632 but, uh, bad news, 296 00:27:11,665 --> 00:27:15,102 I'm not too good with women. 297 00:27:17,271 --> 00:27:19,206 Yeah. 298 00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:21,208 Or people in general. 299 00:27:22,376 --> 00:27:23,644 Yeah. 300 00:27:25,547 --> 00:27:27,948 But I think that's why this could be good. 301 00:27:29,216 --> 00:27:30,284 You know? 302 00:27:31,586 --> 00:27:33,454 Healthy. 303 00:27:33,487 --> 00:27:34,822 For both of us. 304 00:27:36,857 --> 00:27:38,926 Just nice and easy, and, uh... 305 00:27:40,294 --> 00:27:43,364 Just nice and slow. 306 00:27:45,166 --> 00:27:46,333 Just nice. 307 00:27:47,602 --> 00:27:48,869 Slow. 308 00:27:50,938 --> 00:27:52,206 Yeah. 309 00:30:53,588 --> 00:30:55,255 Oh, hey! 310 00:31:18,813 --> 00:31:20,682 Ah! 311 00:31:23,350 --> 00:31:25,018 Did you get her something yet? 312 00:31:26,420 --> 00:31:28,021 Not yet. Uh... 313 00:31:28,055 --> 00:31:28,922 Of course you haven't. 314 00:31:28,956 --> 00:31:34,294 I have a lot on my hands 315 00:31:34,328 --> 00:31:35,195 right now. 316 00:31:35,229 --> 00:31:36,865 Oh yeah? 317 00:31:36,897 --> 00:31:38,499 Yeah. 318 00:31:38,533 --> 00:31:39,701 Okay. 319 00:31:39,734 --> 00:31:41,536 Is that why you can't pick up any of my phone calls? 320 00:31:43,937 --> 00:31:44,839 Hello? 321 00:31:44,873 --> 00:31:45,973 I-- I just can't right now. 322 00:31:46,006 --> 00:31:48,242 I'm just really busy, so I-- I can't. 323 00:31:48,275 --> 00:31:50,010 Busy with what, Doug? 324 00:31:51,679 --> 00:31:52,647 Sittin' in that house 325 00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:54,381 and gettin' fucking high all day. 326 00:31:54,415 --> 00:31:55,449 I'm with someone 327 00:31:55,482 --> 00:31:57,685 and we're in the middle of somethin', so I can't. 328 00:31:58,820 --> 00:32:00,120 I just-- I gotta go. Okay? Uh, bye. 329 00:32:00,154 --> 00:32:01,188 Are you pretendin' 330 00:32:01,221 --> 00:32:02,222 to have a girlfriend right now? 331 00:32:05,527 --> 00:32:06,360 Look 332 00:32:07,829 --> 00:32:10,063 we gotta, like, 333 00:32:10,097 --> 00:32:12,634 come to some sort of agreement here, okay? 334 00:32:14,536 --> 00:32:16,538 I gotta be able to trust you 335 00:32:17,739 --> 00:32:21,609 and you gotta be able to trust me. 336 00:32:21,643 --> 00:32:22,544 Trust. 337 00:32:23,912 --> 00:32:26,146 Otherwise, I don't think this is gonna work out. 338 00:32:28,248 --> 00:32:29,584 And you're probably scared. 339 00:32:31,519 --> 00:32:33,153 I'm scared. 340 00:32:33,187 --> 00:32:37,191 You know, it's new territory for me. 341 00:32:40,628 --> 00:32:42,196 But as scary as it is... 342 00:32:47,067 --> 00:32:49,537 As scary as it is, I just gotta say... 343 00:32:51,271 --> 00:32:53,741 I don't know how to say this, so I'm just gonna say it. 344 00:32:56,611 --> 00:32:58,746 You're kinda making me feel some things, okay? 345 00:33:00,447 --> 00:33:03,984 Yeah, I know it's-- it's, like, really wrong or whatever 346 00:33:04,017 --> 00:33:05,820 and it's weird, 347 00:33:05,854 --> 00:33:08,388 and it's probably not good, 348 00:33:09,289 --> 00:33:13,260 but, you know, here I am, feelin' it. 349 00:33:15,864 --> 00:33:18,733 I don't know why, I don't know how. 350 00:33:18,766 --> 00:33:20,000 I don't even know what it is. 351 00:33:20,835 --> 00:33:22,436 It's not sexual or anything. 352 00:33:23,505 --> 00:33:26,641 And I'm not into God or anything like that. 353 00:33:27,709 --> 00:33:29,611 Like, a realist. 354 00:33:32,547 --> 00:33:33,715 But when I saw you, 355 00:33:35,449 --> 00:33:39,787 I just thought of all the places on the planet 356 00:33:39,821 --> 00:33:42,456 of all the days and times 357 00:33:43,725 --> 00:33:47,394 there we both were ready to go. 358 00:33:51,031 --> 00:33:54,468 It's like I could feel it coming. 359 00:33:56,103 --> 00:33:59,273 It's like it was destiny. 360 00:34:04,344 --> 00:34:05,647 What do you think about that? 361 00:34:07,849 --> 00:34:09,684 Yeah. 362 00:34:09,717 --> 00:34:12,687 It's kind of a methy, stripper name, but-- 363 00:34:14,054 --> 00:34:17,057 Hell, welcome to Florida. 364 00:35:22,557 --> 00:35:26,728 ♪ I only wanna dance with you 365 00:35:45,245 --> 00:35:47,582 I used to lay here with my mom like this. 366 00:35:50,450 --> 00:35:53,387 She, uh, she smoked too much. 367 00:35:56,024 --> 00:35:58,660 She's just gone one day. 368 00:36:00,528 --> 00:36:04,464 Only woman in my life just, uh, gone. 369 00:36:06,768 --> 00:36:08,402 Well, you know, 370 00:36:08,435 --> 00:36:13,841 unless you count Tina, Layla's mom. 371 00:36:16,678 --> 00:36:18,345 We only had sex once. 372 00:36:19,246 --> 00:36:21,015 You believe that? 373 00:36:21,049 --> 00:36:22,249 That's all it took. 374 00:36:24,052 --> 00:36:25,586 First and only time. 375 00:36:27,722 --> 00:36:29,356 I was at a bar. 376 00:36:29,389 --> 00:36:31,559 She was there with her friends, 377 00:36:31,592 --> 00:36:36,798 and they kept, like, pushing her into me. 378 00:36:37,999 --> 00:36:39,433 It was like a joke. 379 00:36:42,537 --> 00:36:46,373 She said that I turned her on 380 00:36:46,406 --> 00:36:47,975 'cause I looked like a kid. 381 00:36:49,877 --> 00:36:52,279 So, I brought her back here, 382 00:36:53,346 --> 00:37:00,121 and, uh, Dad was passed out in his wheelchair. 383 00:37:00,154 --> 00:37:02,289 Just drunk in front of the TV. 384 00:37:03,691 --> 00:37:04,759 Yeah. 385 00:37:06,027 --> 00:37:09,564 Went in my room, and, uh, 386 00:37:13,835 --> 00:37:15,636 I was-- I was loud, 387 00:37:17,270 --> 00:37:19,272 you know, having sex, 388 00:37:20,641 --> 00:37:24,645 'cause I guess I wanted him to hear me. 389 00:37:26,848 --> 00:37:30,752 You know, like, I wanted him to hear me 390 00:37:33,855 --> 00:37:36,591 so he knew I was a person. 391 00:37:38,325 --> 00:37:42,563 A normal person, just doing what people do. 392 00:37:46,266 --> 00:37:48,569 I can't even talk to my daughter anymore. 393 00:37:50,605 --> 00:37:55,342 She's started to look at me just like everybody else does. 394 00:37:57,044 --> 00:38:00,681 She's, like, embarrassed. 395 00:38:02,850 --> 00:38:05,686 Oh, okay. 396 00:38:06,654 --> 00:38:07,522 All right. 397 00:38:08,455 --> 00:38:09,624 Grouchy girl. 398 00:38:09,657 --> 00:38:12,960 Okay, let's get you set up. 399 00:39:36,143 --> 00:39:37,678 Hey. 400 00:40:30,331 --> 00:40:34,135 Um, okay. Are you sure? 401 00:40:37,104 --> 00:40:38,339 Well, I-- you know, 402 00:40:38,372 --> 00:40:39,640 I wish you would have told me sooner, 403 00:40:39,674 --> 00:40:43,778 but obviously, uh, it was pretty fast. 404 00:40:43,811 --> 00:40:47,581 So, not ready, you're not ready. 405 00:40:47,615 --> 00:40:51,619 And, uh, last thing I wanna do is try to f-- 406 00:40:53,587 --> 00:40:54,855 You out already? 407 00:40:57,858 --> 00:40:58,793 Hi. 408 00:40:59,827 --> 00:41:05,232 Oh-- ah, I thought I left it in the car. 409 00:41:05,266 --> 00:41:07,168 It was in my pocket. 410 00:41:07,201 --> 00:41:08,803 Cargo. The cargo pocket. 411 00:41:11,238 --> 00:41:14,508 This the, uh, the lucky lady? 412 00:41:14,542 --> 00:41:15,710 Destiny, right? 413 00:41:17,078 --> 00:41:18,346 Yeah, uh... 414 00:41:18,379 --> 00:41:20,414 Uh-huh. Yeah. 415 00:41:20,448 --> 00:41:22,683 She doesn't speak English, so... 416 00:41:22,717 --> 00:41:24,719 Yeah, Tina mentioned that. 417 00:41:24,752 --> 00:41:27,221 It's, uh, it's exotic. 418 00:41:27,254 --> 00:41:29,123 I get it. I dig it. It's fun. 419 00:41:30,524 --> 00:41:31,692 Where's she from? 420 00:41:32,460 --> 00:41:33,861 Huh? Uh... 421 00:41:35,529 --> 00:41:36,397 The Atlantic. 422 00:41:36,430 --> 00:41:38,432 She's from the-- little-- 423 00:41:38,466 --> 00:41:39,800 a little place in the Atlantic. 424 00:41:39,834 --> 00:41:43,337 It's, like, uh, south of Atlantic. 425 00:41:43,371 --> 00:41:45,139 Miami? 426 00:41:45,172 --> 00:41:46,073 South of, uh... 427 00:41:46,107 --> 00:41:47,441 Key West. 428 00:41:47,475 --> 00:41:48,242 I can't remember. 429 00:41:49,343 --> 00:41:50,478 Yeah, rough area. 430 00:41:50,511 --> 00:41:52,380 Really rough area. 431 00:41:52,413 --> 00:41:54,048 That's also why she's paralyzed. 432 00:41:55,983 --> 00:41:57,885 Oh Jesus, Doug. 433 00:41:59,420 --> 00:42:00,388 Yeah, I know. 434 00:42:00,421 --> 00:42:03,124 It's, uh, not good 'cause of, um... 435 00:42:04,992 --> 00:42:05,693 Gangs. 436 00:42:05,726 --> 00:42:07,495 There are gangs there, 437 00:42:07,528 --> 00:42:09,397 and you know, there was a drive-by, 438 00:42:09,430 --> 00:42:11,232 so they got her. 439 00:42:12,533 --> 00:42:14,802 Yeah, it's brutal, as you can see. 440 00:42:15,770 --> 00:42:19,006 Well, I actually can't see 'cause... 441 00:42:20,408 --> 00:42:21,510 Huh? 442 00:42:21,542 --> 00:42:22,476 You're kinda blockin' her there. 443 00:42:22,511 --> 00:42:23,878 Oh. 444 00:42:25,146 --> 00:42:25,846 Uh... 445 00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:26,680 Yeah. 446 00:42:26,714 --> 00:42:29,383 Just spin her around a little bit. 447 00:42:29,417 --> 00:42:30,985 All right. 448 00:42:39,260 --> 00:42:42,596 Oh, there she is. 449 00:42:47,501 --> 00:42:49,437 I made that for your grandma 450 00:42:49,470 --> 00:42:52,073 when she was in the hospital. 451 00:42:53,508 --> 00:42:56,210 She, uh, hated the medical bracelets. 452 00:42:56,243 --> 00:42:59,780 Said they kept reminding her she was dying. 453 00:42:59,814 --> 00:43:04,251 So, I made her that to remind her of life! 454 00:43:05,319 --> 00:43:09,323 Yeah, you know, just, uh, keep fighting, you know? 455 00:43:11,625 --> 00:43:13,961 No matter what it takes, keep goin'. 456 00:43:15,530 --> 00:43:16,831 That's what it's all about. 457 00:43:21,268 --> 00:43:22,571 Thanks. 458 00:43:22,603 --> 00:43:23,404 Layla. 459 00:43:43,023 --> 00:43:46,127 Doug, can I talk to you for a second? 460 00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:47,862 Private. 461 00:43:47,895 --> 00:43:48,963 Now? 462 00:43:53,568 --> 00:43:55,136 You'll be fine for a few minutes, okay? 463 00:44:02,076 --> 00:44:03,310 Okay. 464 00:44:07,181 --> 00:44:09,016 What the fuck, Doug? 465 00:44:09,984 --> 00:44:12,119 -Uh... -Like, what the fuck? 466 00:44:14,121 --> 00:44:17,592 Oh, um, I can give you guys back the 200. 467 00:44:17,626 --> 00:44:18,859 -I just thought that-- -The 200? 468 00:44:18,893 --> 00:44:20,595 That was, like, a better-- 469 00:44:20,629 --> 00:44:21,896 You really think I'm talkin' 470 00:44:21,929 --> 00:44:24,832 about your shitty little gift right now? 471 00:44:25,833 --> 00:44:27,368 Are you that fuckin' far gone? 472 00:44:28,469 --> 00:44:29,803 Clearly, you are. 473 00:44:31,405 --> 00:44:32,574 -Okay. -Wow. 474 00:44:32,607 --> 00:44:35,876 Then what-- hey, can we just, like, relax for-- 475 00:44:35,910 --> 00:44:38,779 Relax? You want me to relax? 476 00:44:39,614 --> 00:44:41,448 Those are children, Doug. 477 00:44:43,250 --> 00:44:46,153 I play tennis with over half the moms at the country club. 478 00:44:46,187 --> 00:44:48,222 Do you realize what this is gonna do to us? 479 00:44:49,323 --> 00:44:50,791 What? 480 00:44:50,824 --> 00:44:52,960 I don't know what you're talkin' about. 481 00:44:52,993 --> 00:44:55,664 I haven't done anything, so... 482 00:44:55,696 --> 00:44:56,931 Oh my God! 483 00:44:57,798 --> 00:44:59,934 You're one of those people. 484 00:44:59,967 --> 00:45:02,803 You're one of those crazy fuckin' people. 485 00:45:02,836 --> 00:45:04,639 What happened, Doug? 486 00:45:04,673 --> 00:45:05,739 I mean, I knew it was bad, 487 00:45:05,773 --> 00:45:08,842 but this is some fuckin' Dateline shit. 488 00:45:08,876 --> 00:45:11,912 I'm on a fuckin' Dateline episode right now. 489 00:45:13,747 --> 00:45:15,517 I mean, she looks horrible. 490 00:45:15,550 --> 00:45:18,886 She looks like she was burnin' a power plant or some shit. 491 00:45:18,919 --> 00:45:20,287 I don't think you're really graspin' 492 00:45:20,321 --> 00:45:21,322 how disturbing this is. 493 00:45:21,355 --> 00:45:24,325 Yeah, I know she's not the easiest on the eyes, 494 00:45:24,358 --> 00:45:25,627 but it's... 495 00:45:25,660 --> 00:45:27,428 You won't even give her a chance. 496 00:45:27,461 --> 00:45:28,762 Oh my God! 497 00:45:30,130 --> 00:45:31,265 - Oh... - Yeah, you won't even-- 498 00:45:31,298 --> 00:45:32,733 - Did you even say hello? - ...my God. 499 00:45:32,766 --> 00:45:34,368 I didn't see it. 500 00:45:34,401 --> 00:45:35,803 I mean, do you fuck that? 501 00:45:36,605 --> 00:45:37,738 Don't answer that. 502 00:45:38,607 --> 00:45:40,140 Okay. 503 00:45:40,174 --> 00:45:43,877 I don't wanna be here if we're not both welcome, so... 504 00:45:47,081 --> 00:45:50,751 But I'm gonna go talk to Layla before I go. 505 00:45:51,686 --> 00:45:53,487 I don't give a fuck what you do, Doug. 506 00:45:56,257 --> 00:45:57,858 And I-- you know, I-- 507 00:45:59,628 --> 00:46:01,028 Never mind. 508 00:46:10,304 --> 00:46:13,007 He's been like this for a long time. 509 00:46:14,709 --> 00:46:16,176 He's just sick, sweetie. 510 00:46:17,011 --> 00:46:18,912 And he has been for a while. 511 00:46:19,847 --> 00:46:21,148 We've all known it. 512 00:46:22,717 --> 00:46:25,185 And sick people just need help. 513 00:46:26,387 --> 00:46:28,757 They need smart doctors and medicine. 514 00:46:29,923 --> 00:46:31,225 And you know what? 515 00:46:31,258 --> 00:46:33,394 We're gonna get him all of that. 516 00:46:33,427 --> 00:46:35,095 The smartest doctors in town. 517 00:46:36,130 --> 00:46:38,032 But... 518 00:46:38,065 --> 00:46:39,601 I, uh... 519 00:46:39,634 --> 00:46:42,803 I cried in front of my friends so bad. 520 00:46:42,836 --> 00:46:44,905 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 521 00:46:44,938 --> 00:46:46,840 Everyone cries. 522 00:46:46,874 --> 00:46:48,909 It feels good to cry. 523 00:46:48,942 --> 00:46:50,210 And you know what? 524 00:46:51,111 --> 00:46:53,715 You had every right to. 525 00:46:53,748 --> 00:46:56,551 It's your party, you can cry if you want. 526 00:46:58,352 --> 00:46:59,353 You ever heard that song? 527 00:47:00,722 --> 00:47:03,490 Oh, it's a classic. 528 00:47:58,780 --> 00:48:05,720 Get the fuck 529 00:48:05,754 --> 00:48:11,593 out of my house! 530 00:48:15,229 --> 00:48:17,364 Come on, baby. You got this, okay? 531 00:48:17,398 --> 00:48:18,499 Just 40 minutes. 532 00:48:19,534 --> 00:48:20,501 Just stay with me. 533 00:48:21,935 --> 00:48:23,971 We're almost there. 534 00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:35,683 Okay. Almost there. 535 00:48:35,717 --> 00:48:37,184 Get you in the tub. 536 00:48:48,128 --> 00:48:49,664 What a fucking day. 537 00:49:10,951 --> 00:49:12,352 Settle down. 538 00:49:12,386 --> 00:49:13,320 We're at home. 539 00:49:13,353 --> 00:49:16,858 I'm just gonna put you right here. 540 00:51:02,630 --> 00:51:04,498 Hey, no! 541 00:51:16,044 --> 00:51:17,512 Get out of here! 542 00:51:17,545 --> 00:51:18,078 Hey! 543 00:51:19,246 --> 00:51:21,081 Sorry, just... 544 00:51:21,114 --> 00:51:23,985 I don't wanna hurt you, but you can't be here! 545 00:51:24,953 --> 00:51:25,920 Let's go! 546 00:51:35,395 --> 00:51:38,066 Hey, hello! 547 00:51:38,098 --> 00:51:40,835 No more room! Let's go! 548 00:51:41,803 --> 00:51:43,170 Don't make me feel bad for you! 549 00:51:43,203 --> 00:51:44,038 Get out of here! 550 00:51:44,839 --> 00:51:45,673 Come on! 551 00:51:54,782 --> 00:51:59,854 So, um, whose family do you think is worse, huh? 552 00:52:10,397 --> 00:52:13,166 Okay, yeah, you know, I-- I get it. 553 00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:14,602 I get it. I messed up. 554 00:52:15,770 --> 00:52:16,871 I really messed up. 555 00:52:18,205 --> 00:52:24,444 I just reacted poorly, and I'm sorry. 556 00:52:25,479 --> 00:52:27,582 I was just trying to defend myself, 557 00:52:27,615 --> 00:52:31,351 and yeah, I'm not proud of it, but that's what happened. 558 00:52:32,720 --> 00:52:35,288 You know, honestly, I was also trying to defend you 559 00:52:35,322 --> 00:52:38,392 because you're still healing. 560 00:52:41,095 --> 00:52:42,396 Can you just look at me? 561 00:52:46,768 --> 00:52:47,902 Fuck. 562 00:53:33,781 --> 00:53:34,916 You're a fish. 563 00:53:37,284 --> 00:53:39,252 I'm talking to a fuckin' fish. 564 00:53:43,958 --> 00:53:46,928 You wanna go? Just go. 565 00:53:50,131 --> 00:53:51,431 You don't need me. 566 00:54:49,090 --> 00:54:50,057 - Hey. - Yeah. 567 00:54:50,091 --> 00:54:51,192 - Hey. - Yes. 568 00:54:51,225 --> 00:54:52,160 You gotta be quick about this one. 569 00:54:52,193 --> 00:54:53,261 Yes, sir. 570 00:54:53,293 --> 00:54:54,862 Daddy's got some phone calls to make. 571 00:54:56,496 --> 00:54:58,866 Hey, Dougy, Dougy, Dougy, Dougy? 572 00:55:07,842 --> 00:55:09,010 Holy shit. 573 00:55:11,045 --> 00:55:12,613 Holy shit. 574 00:55:15,683 --> 00:55:16,918 Daddy! 575 00:55:34,235 --> 00:55:36,469 goddammit! 576 00:55:37,939 --> 00:55:38,973 Fuck, this bitch is-- 577 00:55:39,006 --> 00:55:41,843 You-- damn! Come on! 578 00:55:41,876 --> 00:55:42,777 Come on, son! 579 00:55:42,810 --> 00:55:43,711 I'm fuckin' tryin'! 580 00:55:43,744 --> 00:55:44,612 Goddammit! 581 00:55:44,645 --> 00:55:45,445 Fuck! 582 00:57:45,666 --> 00:57:47,601 She's not ready to talk, Doug. 583 00:57:49,103 --> 00:57:50,470 Neither of them are. 584 00:57:52,440 --> 00:57:54,474 We're confused here. We're... 585 00:57:54,508 --> 00:57:55,710 I know. 586 00:57:56,877 --> 00:57:59,080 It's-- it's a lot to process. 587 00:58:01,282 --> 00:58:02,650 Can you, uh.... 588 00:58:04,885 --> 00:58:06,486 Can you just tell her I'm sorry? 589 00:58:14,362 --> 00:58:15,663 Please? 590 00:58:20,334 --> 00:58:21,736 Yeah. 591 00:58:24,572 --> 00:58:25,973 I can do that. 592 00:58:27,208 --> 00:58:29,010 And that goes to you guys as well. 593 00:58:31,312 --> 00:58:33,681 Doug, look, we wanna help you. 594 00:58:34,815 --> 00:58:35,583 Okay? 595 00:58:35,616 --> 00:58:36,717 Get you clean, and out of this. 596 00:58:36,751 --> 00:58:39,887 But you gotta play ball here, right? 597 00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:41,255 I mean, you gotta take some resp-- 598 01:00:03,572 --> 01:00:05,473 Hey, it is Ron. 599 01:00:05,507 --> 01:00:06,541 You know what to do. 600 01:00:07,675 --> 01:00:09,176 Hey, it is Ron. 601 01:00:11,645 --> 01:00:13,013 Fuck! 602 01:00:14,715 --> 01:00:16,884 Fuckin' bastard! 603 01:00:16,917 --> 01:00:18,085 Fuck! 604 01:00:39,707 --> 01:00:40,875 Hey, It is Ron. 605 01:00:40,908 --> 01:00:41,876 Fuck! 606 01:00:41,909 --> 01:00:42,577 You know what to do. 607 01:00:54,121 --> 01:00:55,156 Hey, Doug. 608 01:00:57,825 --> 01:01:00,928 Um, you gave me a little scare 609 01:01:00,961 --> 01:01:03,197 with that phone call earlier. 610 01:01:03,230 --> 01:01:04,932 Um... 611 01:01:08,068 --> 01:01:11,205 So we just wanna stop by and check in on you. 612 01:01:12,641 --> 01:01:14,675 And also, Layla wrote something 613 01:01:14,708 --> 01:01:15,943 she would like you to hear. 614 01:01:15,976 --> 01:01:17,278 Okay, uh, do we ha-- do we have to do this 615 01:01:17,311 --> 01:01:18,647 right now, guys? Really? 616 01:01:18,679 --> 01:01:22,183 Doug, you're gonna let her read it, okay? 617 01:01:22,216 --> 01:01:23,618 We know you're busy. 618 01:01:23,652 --> 01:01:24,919 Okay, uh, I can't right now. 619 01:01:24,952 --> 01:01:26,153 I know how that sounds. I-- I just-- 620 01:01:26,187 --> 01:01:29,190 Daddy, please. 621 01:01:29,223 --> 01:01:30,525 I wrote you a poem. I... 622 01:01:32,226 --> 01:01:34,862 ...wrote it on the card you gave me. 623 01:01:34,895 --> 01:01:37,398 Which was some pretty disturbin' shit, by the way. 624 01:01:37,431 --> 01:01:39,466 Okay, Tina. 625 01:01:39,500 --> 01:01:41,168 That's not helping. 626 01:01:41,202 --> 01:01:42,836 Go ahead, honey. 627 01:01:42,870 --> 01:01:44,539 Doug, you wanna sit down? 628 01:01:44,573 --> 01:01:45,540 No, okay? I-- I can't. 629 01:01:45,574 --> 01:01:46,541 I rea-- I gotta go. 630 01:01:46,575 --> 01:01:48,042 - Okay? - Daddy. 631 01:01:49,176 --> 01:01:50,344 Can you sit down? 632 01:01:59,887 --> 01:02:01,422 -Um... -Okay, stand up. 633 01:02:02,524 --> 01:02:05,359 Okay, it's called "I'm sorry". 634 01:02:05,392 --> 01:02:06,427 Layla, please. 635 01:02:06,460 --> 01:02:07,928 Okay, you don't have to do this right now, right? 636 01:02:07,962 --> 01:02:11,932 "My daddy should carry me on his shoulders, 637 01:02:11,966 --> 01:02:15,570 but I realize he can't as I've gotten older." 638 01:02:15,604 --> 01:02:17,004 Layla, please. 639 01:02:17,037 --> 01:02:18,906 "I'm the one who carries him, 640 01:02:18,939 --> 01:02:21,509 The dad who taught me how to swim, 641 01:02:21,543 --> 01:02:24,078 he's drowning deeper every day, 642 01:02:24,111 --> 01:02:27,881 Mom's run out of words to say, but not me." 643 01:02:29,817 --> 01:02:31,285 It's okay, baby. Go on. 644 01:02:32,286 --> 01:02:34,822 "I'm sorry that he's feeling pain, 645 01:02:34,855 --> 01:02:36,658 I'm sorry that he's filled with shame. 646 01:02:36,691 --> 01:02:38,926 I'm sorry that his dad was mean, 647 01:02:38,959 --> 01:02:41,295 sorry that he used to scream. 648 01:02:41,328 --> 01:02:45,766 I'm sorry that he went away before my daddy got to say, 649 01:02:45,799 --> 01:02:48,035 he's to blame for all the shame, 650 01:02:48,068 --> 01:02:50,137 he's the reason for his pain. 651 01:02:51,071 --> 01:02:53,007 But, Daddy, something's gotta change, 652 01:02:53,040 --> 01:02:56,043 you're driving Mom and Keith insane. 653 01:02:56,076 --> 01:02:57,945 I love you, but you run away, 654 01:02:57,978 --> 01:03:00,080 and I really need you here to stay." 655 01:03:09,591 --> 01:03:10,491 We're here, Doug. 656 01:03:11,925 --> 01:03:13,861 You gotta make a decision right now, okay? 657 01:03:15,664 --> 01:03:16,964 Yeah. 658 01:03:23,270 --> 01:03:24,405 Layla, 659 01:03:27,308 --> 01:03:29,009 that was amazing. 660 01:03:29,043 --> 01:03:30,911 Yeah. 661 01:03:30,944 --> 01:03:32,946 That was-- that was better than anything 662 01:03:32,980 --> 01:03:34,281 I've ever written. 663 01:03:37,017 --> 01:03:38,586 As soon as Daddy gets back... 664 01:03:38,620 --> 01:03:39,688 Daddy, no. No, no! 665 01:03:39,721 --> 01:03:41,556 No, we can talk about all this, okay? 666 01:03:41,589 --> 01:03:42,289 - Yes. - Daddy, no! 667 01:03:42,323 --> 01:03:43,023 Doug. 668 01:03:43,057 --> 01:03:44,191 - No! - No. 669 01:03:44,224 --> 01:03:45,159 - No, no, no, no, no, no. - No! 670 01:03:45,192 --> 01:03:46,160 - It's okay. - No. 671 01:03:46,193 --> 01:03:47,161 - I don't think-- - Shh! 672 01:03:47,194 --> 01:03:47,729 It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. 673 01:03:47,762 --> 01:03:49,430 All right? 674 01:03:49,463 --> 01:03:51,231 It's fine. 675 01:03:51,265 --> 01:03:52,366 I love you. 676 01:03:55,936 --> 01:03:58,138 Take it. I don't want it. 677 01:04:13,854 --> 01:04:15,155 - Doug, what... - Where you going, Doug? 678 01:04:15,189 --> 01:04:17,191 - Doug. - Daddy, don't go! 679 01:04:17,224 --> 01:04:18,258 - Doug. - Doug. 680 01:04:18,292 --> 01:04:20,327 Why? Why can't you just stay? 681 01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:29,169 'Cause Daddy's gotta go save a fuckin' mermaid. 682 01:04:32,774 --> 01:04:34,274 -What? -Oh my God. 683 01:05:47,281 --> 01:05:48,550 Hello? 684 01:07:17,104 --> 01:07:18,573 That's fucking weird. 685 01:07:19,774 --> 01:07:21,241 Yep. 686 01:07:23,678 --> 01:07:24,779 I'm so hungover. 687 01:07:25,980 --> 01:07:27,782 I have spare Adderall in my shoe. 688 01:07:27,815 --> 01:07:29,283 Yeah. 689 01:07:29,316 --> 01:07:30,284 Get it. 690 01:07:34,756 --> 01:07:36,624 Listen, I-- I don't wanna be this guy, 691 01:07:36,658 --> 01:07:41,395 but my girls are being paid by the hour here, brother. 692 01:07:41,428 --> 01:07:44,231 That was your end of the deal, not mine. 693 01:07:44,264 --> 01:07:46,901 I don't even know why they're part of this. 694 01:07:46,935 --> 01:07:50,304 You wanted presentation. You wanted a show. 695 01:07:50,337 --> 01:07:51,171 And that's what I'm giving you. 696 01:07:51,204 --> 01:07:54,042 It's-- it's about comfort. 697 01:07:54,074 --> 01:07:54,909 It's about the buildup. 698 01:07:54,943 --> 01:07:57,210 It's about the vibe. 699 01:07:57,244 --> 01:07:59,146 And you really think that when they leave here, 700 01:07:59,179 --> 01:08:01,683 they're gonna be thinkin' about your trashy-ass girls 701 01:08:01,716 --> 01:08:03,283 or the fuckin' vibe? 702 01:08:05,954 --> 01:08:09,356 I think I know entertainment, and I think I know how to rock 703 01:08:09,389 --> 01:08:12,159 the socks off a fuckin' audience. 704 01:08:12,192 --> 01:08:13,795 I think that's why you came to me, right? 705 01:08:15,162 --> 01:08:17,532 No offense, Ron, but right now, 706 01:08:18,600 --> 01:08:20,133 you're losin' them. 707 01:08:20,167 --> 01:08:21,569 I say fuck the no-shows. 708 01:08:21,603 --> 01:08:23,037 Fuck 'em. 709 01:08:23,071 --> 01:08:24,171 Let them be sorry they missed it. 710 01:08:24,204 --> 01:08:26,173 Let these vultures fight over their shit. 711 01:08:28,977 --> 01:08:30,712 Come on. Their dicks are gettin' soft. 712 01:08:30,745 --> 01:08:32,046 You know better than this. 713 01:08:32,080 --> 01:08:33,514 All right. 714 01:08:35,016 --> 01:08:36,884 Okay. 715 01:08:36,918 --> 01:08:38,418 Now we're talkin'. 716 01:08:38,452 --> 01:08:39,554 - Let's do a bumpski. - Okay. 717 01:08:39,587 --> 01:08:40,387 Kick this shit off. 718 01:08:40,420 --> 01:08:42,090 It's yours. You know, it's smooth. 719 01:08:42,122 --> 01:08:43,223 Yeah. 720 01:08:45,560 --> 01:08:46,426 Fuck. 721 01:08:47,294 --> 01:08:49,429 You were thirsty, brother. 722 01:08:50,765 --> 01:08:51,398 Fuck. 723 01:08:51,431 --> 01:08:53,067 All right. Fuck it. 724 01:08:53,101 --> 01:08:55,069 Mic's hot. Let's give 'em a show. 725 01:09:10,952 --> 01:09:12,020 Come on! 726 01:09:22,597 --> 01:09:25,066 I wanna thank all y'all for comin' out here tonight 727 01:09:25,099 --> 01:09:26,333 on such short notice. 728 01:09:26,366 --> 01:09:29,037 We sort of threw this thing together real quick, 729 01:09:29,070 --> 01:09:30,104 so thank you. 730 01:09:30,138 --> 01:09:31,506 Thank you for bearin' with us here. 731 01:09:32,774 --> 01:09:37,779 I just want to say that, uh, some of y'all are my friends. 732 01:09:37,812 --> 01:09:43,084 Others are associates that I've sold some party favors 733 01:09:43,117 --> 01:09:44,786 to over the years, if you get my drift. 734 01:09:45,620 --> 01:09:46,621 And, uh... 735 01:09:46,654 --> 01:09:49,724 Well, anyway, uh, the rest of you, 736 01:09:51,059 --> 01:09:53,161 I've-- I've only admired from afar. 737 01:09:53,193 --> 01:09:54,829 And, uh, I just want to tell you 738 01:09:54,862 --> 01:09:55,797 how much it means to me 739 01:09:55,830 --> 01:09:58,265 that I have some of the most powerful men 740 01:09:58,298 --> 01:10:00,635 in the Sunshine State in one room. 741 01:10:00,668 --> 01:10:01,135 Ron. 742 01:10:01,169 --> 01:10:02,202 Yeah. 743 01:10:02,235 --> 01:10:03,805 What the fuck are we doin' here, man? 744 01:10:05,405 --> 01:10:06,674 Well, that's a good question. 745 01:10:06,708 --> 01:10:07,709 You're like, 746 01:10:07,742 --> 01:10:09,177 "Why has this motherfucker brought me out here 747 01:10:09,209 --> 01:10:11,646 in this shitty-ass titty bar on a Tuesday night? 748 01:10:12,814 --> 01:10:17,018 Well, all that is about to be revealed. 749 01:10:17,051 --> 01:10:20,353 But first, let me ask you a question. 750 01:10:22,156 --> 01:10:25,560 What do you give to a man 751 01:10:26,359 --> 01:10:27,528 who has it all? 752 01:10:43,443 --> 01:10:46,681 ♪ See my baby 753 01:10:51,384 --> 01:10:55,656 I want you to bear in mind that this room could be filled 754 01:10:55,690 --> 01:10:57,992 with the top marine biologists in the country, 755 01:10:58,025 --> 01:10:59,493 maybe even the world, 756 01:10:59,527 --> 01:11:01,261 holdin' up their little nerdy notepads, 757 01:11:01,294 --> 01:11:03,396 askin' us how we did it. 758 01:11:03,430 --> 01:11:08,035 Walter Disney himself, who let me tell you right now, 759 01:11:08,069 --> 01:11:09,436 is rollin' in his grave 760 01:11:09,469 --> 01:11:11,271 because he missed out on this shit. 761 01:11:12,173 --> 01:11:13,775 But you know what? 762 01:11:15,109 --> 01:11:17,011 He's dead. 763 01:11:17,044 --> 01:11:18,411 And the scientists? 764 01:11:18,445 --> 01:11:20,014 Well, they weren't fuckin' invited! 765 01:11:26,020 --> 01:11:27,454 Okay. 766 01:11:34,061 --> 01:11:35,129 Bring up the bubbles! 767 01:11:51,946 --> 01:11:53,714 Let's get her wet, brother. 768 01:11:53,748 --> 01:11:56,517 Copy, copy, here she comes. 769 01:11:58,820 --> 01:12:00,888 You ready, baby girl? 770 01:12:08,896 --> 01:12:09,797 What's good, Doug? 771 01:12:09,831 --> 01:12:11,899 Hey, I gotta-- I gotta get inside, okay? 772 01:12:11,933 --> 01:12:13,433 Nah, dog, I can't. 773 01:12:13,466 --> 01:12:15,536 Skip's doin' some private event. 774 01:12:15,570 --> 01:12:17,905 Think it's like some sex shit or somethin'. 775 01:12:17,939 --> 01:12:19,472 Oh shit! 776 01:12:19,507 --> 01:12:21,142 Come on, stand up, all right? 777 01:12:21,175 --> 01:12:22,143 Let's go, come on. 778 01:12:22,176 --> 01:12:22,944 Fuck. 779 01:12:22,977 --> 01:12:23,811 Sorry, dog. 780 01:12:23,845 --> 01:12:24,712 Uh... 781 01:12:24,745 --> 01:12:26,446 I'm not droppin' my weed, Doug. 782 01:12:29,217 --> 01:12:30,251 Fuck you, Doug. 783 01:12:30,284 --> 01:12:31,118 Fuckin' weirdo. 784 01:12:32,587 --> 01:12:34,555 Yo, he's fuckin' crazy. 785 01:12:34,589 --> 01:12:35,823 Sit down, all right? Sit down! 786 01:12:35,857 --> 01:12:36,757 Call the cops. 787 01:12:36,791 --> 01:12:38,092 Skip said no cops. 788 01:12:38,125 --> 01:12:40,228 Doug, what the fuck are you doing? 789 01:12:40,261 --> 01:12:42,063 Okay, uh... 790 01:12:42,096 --> 01:12:43,430 How many guys are in there? 791 01:12:44,464 --> 01:12:46,067 I-- I don't know. Like, 10. 792 01:12:46,100 --> 01:12:47,635 And the scary guy in the tank room. 793 01:12:48,903 --> 01:12:50,137 What are they doing? 794 01:12:50,171 --> 01:12:51,272 -What are they doing? -I don't know! 795 01:12:51,305 --> 01:12:52,372 It's, like, an auction or a charity event 796 01:12:52,405 --> 01:12:53,207 or some shit. 797 01:12:53,241 --> 01:12:54,407 We had to sign NDAs. 798 01:12:54,441 --> 01:12:55,408 Shut up! 799 01:12:55,442 --> 01:12:56,611 I'm goin' in there. 800 01:12:56,644 --> 01:12:58,145 No, fuck you. You're gonna get us all fired. 801 01:12:58,179 --> 01:12:59,547 Like you got get me fired? 802 01:12:59,580 --> 01:13:01,215 For writing you a fucking poem? 803 01:13:01,249 --> 01:13:02,750 Fuck you, Trixie! 804 01:13:06,287 --> 01:13:08,122 Gentlemen, feast your eyes 805 01:13:08,155 --> 01:13:09,857 and grab onto your sacks, 806 01:13:09,891 --> 01:13:12,560 because you're about to witness aquatic history! 807 01:13:27,241 --> 01:13:28,676 Come on, now. 808 01:13:28,709 --> 01:13:30,144 That ain't a fuckin' dolphin. 809 01:13:30,177 --> 01:13:32,479 That's a real fuckin' deal. 810 01:13:32,513 --> 01:13:35,149 This is history in the makin', y'all. 811 01:13:35,182 --> 01:13:37,118 Come on now. 812 01:13:37,151 --> 01:13:39,120 Don't insult me, fellas. 813 01:13:39,153 --> 01:13:40,621 Let's go. 814 01:14:07,348 --> 01:14:08,015 No! 815 01:14:08,049 --> 01:14:09,250 Stop! 816 01:14:09,283 --> 01:14:11,352 Stop! 817 01:14:11,385 --> 01:14:12,787 Get up. 818 01:14:14,956 --> 01:14:16,090 Get up now! 819 01:14:18,826 --> 01:14:21,228 You sure that's what you want? 820 01:14:21,262 --> 01:14:22,730 Yeah, get up right now! 821 01:14:25,299 --> 01:14:27,601 John fuckin' McClane now, huh? 822 01:14:28,569 --> 01:14:30,137 Put your hands on your head! 823 01:14:34,375 --> 01:14:35,810 Okay, Douglas. 824 01:14:47,621 --> 01:14:49,357 Come on, fellas! 825 01:14:49,390 --> 01:14:50,324 Groove with me. 826 01:14:51,926 --> 01:14:53,060 Come on! 827 01:14:55,763 --> 01:14:57,698 Oh, you better think quick, dude. 828 01:14:59,800 --> 01:15:02,370 I get them darts from Russia in bulk. 829 01:15:02,403 --> 01:15:03,604 It only takes about three minutes 830 01:15:03,637 --> 01:15:05,573 to kill a full-grown polar bear. 831 01:15:05,606 --> 01:15:07,108 And about a minute for a gator. 832 01:15:17,218 --> 01:15:20,021 So, you really went through all my shit, man, huh? 833 01:15:23,858 --> 01:15:25,226 Really? 834 01:15:27,695 --> 01:15:30,664 You do know that's my airsoft gun, don't you? 835 01:15:33,968 --> 01:15:35,436 Yeah. 836 01:15:38,572 --> 01:15:40,241 Fuckin' dipshit. 837 01:15:42,676 --> 01:15:45,312 You feel that accuracy in your neck, hmm? 838 01:15:45,346 --> 01:15:46,747 Hmm. 839 01:15:46,781 --> 01:15:48,949 State ranked bitch, four years runnin'. 840 01:15:51,385 --> 01:15:52,386 Oh! 841 01:15:57,658 --> 01:16:00,895 Yeah, that's right, boy. 842 01:16:04,331 --> 01:16:06,467 You know, Daddy did always tell me 843 01:16:06,500 --> 01:16:08,169 you got the dumb from your mama. 844 01:16:09,804 --> 01:16:11,705 He said she was dumb as shit. 845 01:16:13,407 --> 01:16:16,110 But her tits were nice enough to keep coming back for her. 846 01:16:18,779 --> 01:16:20,247 Big, beefy naturals. 847 01:16:21,649 --> 01:16:23,617 Town fuckin' pumps. 848 01:16:24,852 --> 01:16:28,255 Whoa, hey, don't get me started, player. 849 01:16:30,057 --> 01:16:31,258 Oh. 850 01:16:31,292 --> 01:16:35,863 Well, I guess Daddy was right, you do take after your mama. 851 01:16:39,266 --> 01:16:40,601 You know, 852 01:16:43,404 --> 01:16:45,639 this kinda reminds me of last night. 853 01:16:47,875 --> 01:16:49,810 with your little friend down there. 854 01:16:52,547 --> 01:16:56,083 Uh, I just had to... 855 01:16:58,285 --> 01:17:00,988 But you know what I'm talkin' about, don't you? 856 01:17:06,660 --> 01:17:09,029 Come on, we're a couple Eskimo brothers. 857 01:17:17,104 --> 01:17:20,941 Yeah, I had a little, uh, company up here, 858 01:17:21,876 --> 01:17:23,911 but, um, I took care of it. 859 01:17:25,212 --> 01:17:26,280 Who? 860 01:17:28,115 --> 01:17:29,551 Doug Nelson. 861 01:17:29,584 --> 01:17:30,384 Shit. 862 01:17:30,417 --> 01:17:32,786 Come on. Come on. 863 01:17:32,820 --> 01:17:34,255 You got more money, man. 864 01:17:35,022 --> 01:17:36,390 Let's go. 865 01:17:36,423 --> 01:17:37,424 What do you say, fellas? 866 01:17:37,458 --> 01:17:38,492 We're groovin' now. 867 01:17:38,527 --> 01:17:39,860 Chill the fuck out. 868 01:17:39,894 --> 01:17:41,462 I didn't say I killed the fucker. 869 01:17:41,495 --> 01:17:42,696 I said I took care of him. 870 01:17:42,730 --> 01:17:44,633 Hit him with a tranq right in the... 871 01:17:52,641 --> 01:17:54,108 You got anything stronger? 872 01:17:54,141 --> 01:17:54,942 Motherfucker! 873 01:17:56,777 --> 01:17:58,279 What the fuck did I say? 874 01:17:58,312 --> 01:17:59,380 I had one thing. 875 01:17:59,413 --> 01:18:00,515 No one gets in here. 876 01:18:00,549 --> 01:18:01,650 No one gets in here. 877 01:18:01,682 --> 01:18:02,683 Someone got in here. 878 01:18:02,716 --> 01:18:04,018 That's on you. 879 01:18:05,052 --> 01:18:07,788 Now I got a fucking mess on my hands. 880 01:18:07,821 --> 01:18:09,156 Yeah, you do. 881 01:18:10,357 --> 01:18:11,560 What's that supposed to mean? 882 01:18:26,740 --> 01:18:28,577 All right, come on. We're groovin' here, fellas. 883 01:18:28,610 --> 01:18:29,611 Don't tease me, fellas. 884 01:18:29,644 --> 01:18:30,411 Come on. 885 01:18:30,444 --> 01:18:32,313 1.5 million. 886 01:18:32,346 --> 01:18:33,682 Come on, fellas. 887 01:18:42,022 --> 01:18:42,856 Oh. 888 01:18:47,761 --> 01:18:49,296 Well, that ain't good. 889 01:19:06,480 --> 01:19:07,848 What the fuck? 890 01:19:13,354 --> 01:19:14,888 Oh, fuck it. 891 01:19:16,490 --> 01:19:17,958 God damn it. 892 01:19:36,777 --> 01:19:38,279 I'm sorry. 893 01:20:02,403 --> 01:20:03,337 2 mil. 894 01:20:05,039 --> 01:20:06,140 Cash. 895 01:20:07,274 --> 01:20:08,409 Tonight. 896 01:20:13,782 --> 01:20:15,215 Um... 897 01:20:17,818 --> 01:20:19,286 Sold. Uh... 898 01:20:21,589 --> 01:20:23,324 Skip, can you, uh... 899 01:20:24,358 --> 01:20:26,528 Can you help Mr. Morris with the paperwork? 900 01:20:27,696 --> 01:20:29,029 Yeah. 901 01:20:31,298 --> 01:20:36,403 Actually, I think everyone's gonna need to sign somethin'. 902 01:21:23,785 --> 01:21:26,086 Oh, good. 903 01:21:27,454 --> 01:21:29,022 Good, good, good. 904 01:21:31,225 --> 01:21:34,161 Well, none of this is good, actually. 905 01:21:36,163 --> 01:21:38,633 I guess the money's good, though, right? 906 01:21:38,666 --> 01:21:40,334 Yeah, the money's good. 907 01:21:41,435 --> 01:21:42,903 But you know what I mean? 908 01:21:44,806 --> 01:21:46,306 Do you know what I mean? 909 01:21:50,512 --> 01:21:52,045 It... 910 01:21:53,046 --> 01:21:54,314 ...could have been good. 911 01:21:55,884 --> 01:21:57,418 Could have been just fine. 912 01:21:59,086 --> 01:22:03,123 You could have lived out your sad little life, 913 01:22:04,692 --> 01:22:06,528 and I could have lived out mine. 914 01:22:08,763 --> 01:22:11,465 How's that for a fuckin' poem, Dougy? 915 01:22:16,036 --> 01:22:19,574 Yeah, yeah, but I'm glad you're awake. 916 01:22:21,275 --> 01:22:24,411 Yeah, I'm glad you're awake 917 01:22:25,946 --> 01:22:31,619 So you could see what I plan on doing to you. 918 01:22:38,459 --> 01:22:39,527 Pooh! 919 01:22:41,995 --> 01:22:43,330 Don't you wanna know what I plan on doing to you, 920 01:22:43,363 --> 01:22:43,964 Dougy? 921 01:22:44,833 --> 01:22:46,200 Huh? 922 01:22:46,233 --> 01:22:48,435 Don't you wanna know what I plan on doing to you? 923 01:22:50,270 --> 01:22:51,305 All right. 924 01:22:52,574 --> 01:22:56,977 I'm gonna take you way 925 01:22:57,010 --> 01:22:59,514 out into the water. 926 01:22:59,547 --> 01:23:04,652 Then, I'm gonna shoot you right in the back of the head. 927 01:23:05,687 --> 01:23:06,621 Boom! 928 01:23:24,672 --> 01:23:25,740 No. 929 01:23:27,007 --> 01:23:29,209 No, no, no, no, no. 930 01:23:29,243 --> 01:23:32,212 I'm gonna shoot you in the dick first. 931 01:23:34,481 --> 01:23:36,416 So you can feel it. 932 01:23:37,619 --> 01:23:39,453 Like my boy felt it. 933 01:23:45,259 --> 01:23:46,360 Yeah. 934 01:23:48,563 --> 01:23:50,765 You know, I never-- 935 01:23:50,798 --> 01:23:52,600 I've never killed a man before. 936 01:23:54,736 --> 01:23:58,272 Uh, not that you're quite a man, but-- but a person. 937 01:23:58,305 --> 01:23:59,541 You know what I mean. 938 01:23:59,574 --> 01:24:03,343 I've roughed a guy up a couple times, but it's-- 939 01:24:05,078 --> 01:24:07,582 It's never been this necessary. 940 01:24:07,615 --> 01:24:08,716 Yeah. 941 01:24:13,721 --> 01:24:15,422 Your daddy would kill me. 942 01:24:16,925 --> 01:24:18,760 Yeah, because I kinda... 943 01:24:19,861 --> 01:24:21,996 I got these butterflies in my belly. 944 01:24:25,867 --> 01:24:27,835 I'm really kinda fuckin' excited. 945 01:24:32,640 --> 01:24:34,141 Yeah. 946 01:24:36,811 --> 01:24:38,780 Yep. 947 01:24:41,114 --> 01:24:43,116 Let's play. 948 01:25:47,081 --> 01:25:51,485 Well, you sneaky little fuck! 949 01:26:27,421 --> 01:26:30,290 You see that big bad ass boat over there? 950 01:26:31,993 --> 01:26:32,994 Huh? 951 01:26:33,027 --> 01:26:35,129 That's the Sorcha. 952 01:26:35,163 --> 01:26:36,864 That's the... 953 01:26:36,898 --> 01:26:39,499 That's the biggest boat in town. 954 01:26:41,102 --> 01:26:42,870 That's where... 955 01:26:42,904 --> 01:26:45,840 That's where your little fishy gal is right now. 956 01:26:48,943 --> 01:26:50,978 I thought... 957 01:26:51,012 --> 01:26:52,847 I thought you were a kinky bastard, 958 01:26:52,880 --> 01:26:57,350 but you know what that guy who bought her, 959 01:26:57,384 --> 01:26:59,252 what's he gonna do to her? 960 01:27:01,122 --> 01:27:02,690 You are not gonna believe this. 961 01:27:03,925 --> 01:27:07,829 He said he's not gonna fuck her. 962 01:27:09,429 --> 01:27:11,766 He's not even gonna kiss her. 963 01:27:14,035 --> 01:27:16,070 He's gonna eat her. 964 01:27:22,309 --> 01:27:25,479 He's gonna eat her raw and slow. 965 01:27:26,714 --> 01:27:28,415 Ah. 966 01:27:30,885 --> 01:27:32,520 I mean, think about that. 967 01:27:35,355 --> 01:27:37,525 Talk about disposable income. 968 01:27:46,299 --> 01:27:48,502 I think it's about-- 969 01:27:48,536 --> 01:27:50,705 it's about dinner time right now. 970 01:28:01,314 --> 01:28:03,651 What do you, little man? 971 01:28:09,857 --> 01:28:10,992 You ready? 972 01:28:13,127 --> 01:28:14,929 I've been ready for a long time. 973 01:28:16,764 --> 01:28:18,199 How about you? 974 01:28:18,232 --> 01:28:19,667 Ah. 975 01:28:24,205 --> 01:28:25,740 I'm ready. 976 01:28:26,874 --> 01:28:27,809 I'm ready. 977 01:28:29,043 --> 01:28:30,011 You sure? 978 01:28:31,378 --> 01:28:33,047 You're walkin' a little funny just now. 979 01:28:37,819 --> 01:28:39,020 I found your stash, Ron. 980 01:28:41,656 --> 01:28:42,723 Green bag. 981 01:28:44,792 --> 01:28:47,427 When you ingest a large amount of heroin, 982 01:28:47,460 --> 01:28:48,196 it only takes-- 983 01:29:38,746 --> 01:29:41,182 Looks like I finally found my feet! 984 01:30:25,927 --> 01:30:27,194 Mm-hmm. 985 01:30:38,205 --> 01:30:39,507 Buen provecho, Señor. 986 01:30:40,708 --> 01:30:45,579 Wait, can you remove that, um... 987 01:30:48,049 --> 01:30:49,016 Of course. 988 01:30:50,151 --> 01:30:51,585 Of course. 989 01:31:00,094 --> 01:31:01,796 Is there anything else I can get you, sir? 990 01:31:01,829 --> 01:31:05,266 Some olive oil or music, perhaps? 991 01:31:05,299 --> 01:31:07,868 No, the ocean sounds just fine. 992 01:31:07,902 --> 01:31:09,637 Of course. Please enjoy. 993 01:33:04,418 --> 01:33:06,187 Oh! Oh! 994 01:33:06,220 --> 01:33:07,922 Ch-- Chuy! 995 01:33:09,090 --> 01:33:11,258 Chuy, get back out here! 996 01:33:11,292 --> 01:33:12,626 No me gusta. 997 01:33:16,730 --> 01:33:19,166 Chuy! Hey! 998 01:33:19,200 --> 01:33:19,767 Put that thing back in. 999 01:33:31,712 --> 01:33:34,482 Jesus, why did that take so long? 1000 01:33:34,516 --> 01:33:36,283 I'm sorry, sir. Truly. 1001 01:33:36,317 --> 01:33:37,952 No, no, no. Don't... 1002 01:33:37,985 --> 01:33:38,752 Don't apologize. 1003 01:33:38,786 --> 01:33:40,621 It was my mistake. 1004 01:33:40,654 --> 01:33:42,456 I'm sorry that I thought 1005 01:33:42,490 --> 01:33:44,959 I could give the crew a day off, 1006 01:33:44,992 --> 01:33:48,462 and that you could prepare my dinner on your own, 1007 01:33:48,496 --> 01:33:49,330 but... 1008 01:33:50,998 --> 01:33:52,766 It won't happen again. 1009 01:33:52,800 --> 01:33:54,168 How does it taste? 1010 01:33:56,170 --> 01:33:57,204 Chewy. 1011 01:33:57,238 --> 01:33:58,172 Si, Señor. 1012 01:33:59,473 --> 01:34:01,510 No, it-- it tastes chewy. 1013 01:34:01,543 --> 01:34:03,677 You know, it's bland. 1014 01:34:03,711 --> 01:34:06,747 Um, can you get me some olive oil? 1015 01:34:06,780 --> 01:34:08,649 And maybe that, uh, that salsa that you made? 1016 01:34:08,682 --> 01:34:09,650 Of course. 1017 01:34:09,683 --> 01:34:10,651 Just bring 'em both. 1018 01:34:27,401 --> 01:34:28,802 Can I help you? 1019 01:34:32,239 --> 01:34:33,274 Ah! 1020 01:34:33,307 --> 01:34:35,142 You're the, uh, 1021 01:34:35,176 --> 01:34:38,045 guy who made that big mess last night, right? 1022 01:34:39,581 --> 01:34:41,550 I got all your money. 1023 01:34:41,583 --> 01:34:42,584 It's right here. 1024 01:34:43,851 --> 01:34:45,085 Oh. 1025 01:34:50,491 --> 01:34:51,692 What's your name? 1026 01:34:53,160 --> 01:34:54,695 Doug. 1027 01:34:54,728 --> 01:34:55,863 Doug. 1028 01:34:57,031 --> 01:34:58,966 Okay, Doug. 1029 01:35:01,235 --> 01:35:04,238 I'm gonna try to explain this as best I can. 1030 01:35:05,472 --> 01:35:07,441 I always say that to guys who look 1031 01:35:07,474 --> 01:35:08,776 and carry themselves like you 1032 01:35:08,809 --> 01:35:12,913 because, you know, this is goin' to go fast. 1033 01:35:12,947 --> 01:35:17,117 And you need to do your best to try to keep up with me. 1034 01:35:17,151 --> 01:35:19,253 Okay, Doug? 1035 01:35:22,122 --> 01:35:26,227 You know, I-- I've been around this globe numerous times. 1036 01:35:27,596 --> 01:35:32,833 I've slept everywhere that a man could possibly sleep. 1037 01:35:32,866 --> 01:35:37,171 I fucked everything that a man could possibly fuck. 1038 01:35:39,608 --> 01:35:41,075 And until last night, 1039 01:35:42,711 --> 01:35:45,312 well, I thought I had eaten everything. 1040 01:35:45,346 --> 01:35:46,347 Think I get it. 1041 01:35:47,682 --> 01:35:49,383 Don't interrupt me, please. 1042 01:35:50,619 --> 01:35:51,952 Here's my point. 1043 01:35:52,820 --> 01:35:55,189 No matter how many places I've been, 1044 01:35:56,223 --> 01:35:59,460 I always manage to come back to Florida. 1045 01:36:02,229 --> 01:36:04,098 Do you wanna know why that is? 1046 01:36:05,634 --> 01:36:07,401 Not really. 1047 01:36:07,434 --> 01:36:09,470 Yeah, it's the only place on earth 1048 01:36:09,503 --> 01:36:11,972 that can still kinda surprise me. 1049 01:36:13,107 --> 01:36:16,110 You know, one night you could be in a porta potty, 1050 01:36:16,143 --> 01:36:18,178 snortin' PCP 1051 01:36:18,212 --> 01:36:21,415 out of some young P uerto Rican guy's asshole 1052 01:36:21,448 --> 01:36:23,618 who can't afford to pay the rent. 1053 01:36:23,652 --> 01:36:26,353 And then two nights later, 1054 01:36:26,387 --> 01:36:29,557 you could be sittin' on a beautiful boat, 1055 01:36:29,591 --> 01:36:31,825 watching the sun go down, 1056 01:36:31,859 --> 01:36:35,396 feasting on a-- a mermaid 1057 01:36:35,429 --> 01:36:37,064 who tastes like shit. 1058 01:36:38,899 --> 01:36:40,834 And then a guy like you shows up. 1059 01:36:41,935 --> 01:36:44,204 He's got a bag of money and a loaded gun. 1060 01:36:45,306 --> 01:36:48,275 And, well, 1061 01:36:50,612 --> 01:36:52,379 I have no idea what happens next. 1062 01:36:54,915 --> 01:36:58,285 And that's what makes me keep coming back. 1063 01:37:02,456 --> 01:37:07,227 Chuy, can you show this man off of my boat? 1064 01:37:11,098 --> 01:37:12,466 Chuy. 1065 01:37:19,808 --> 01:37:21,075 Chuy. 1066 01:37:27,181 --> 01:37:28,516 Lo siento. 1067 01:37:32,319 --> 01:37:34,288 Okay. 1068 01:37:44,699 --> 01:37:46,333 I'll tell you what, um, 1069 01:37:46,367 --> 01:37:49,303 you can keep the money, no strings. 1070 01:37:50,270 --> 01:37:52,607 You can go out and you can buy yourself 1071 01:37:52,640 --> 01:37:55,075 some fuckin' jet skis, okay? 1072 01:37:55,109 --> 01:37:57,277 Whatever it is you people waste your money on. 1073 01:37:58,580 --> 01:38:00,715 And, um, if you wanna shoot me, 1074 01:38:00,749 --> 01:38:05,185 why don't you just go ahead and fuckin' do it already, 1075 01:38:05,219 --> 01:38:06,688 all right? 1076 01:38:06,721 --> 01:38:10,558 You know, spare me all this melodramatic fucking bullshit. 1077 01:38:13,460 --> 01:38:14,763 Wow. 1078 01:38:15,797 --> 01:38:18,031 Good dog. 1079 01:38:18,065 --> 01:38:21,603 He listens and he learns. 1080 01:38:21,636 --> 01:38:23,303 He can communicate. 1081 01:38:27,908 --> 01:38:29,243 So can they. 1082 01:38:37,951 --> 01:38:39,153 Motherfucker. 1083 01:39:49,490 --> 01:39:51,593 Fucking Florida.