1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:09,480 in this harbor town 4 00:01:09,560 --> 00:01:12,600 layin' whiskey down 5 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:17,040 fetch another round" 6 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:20,240 them whiskey and wine 7 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:24,360 "Brandy, you're a fine girl" 8 00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:28,400 wife you would be" 9 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:41,320 EGO: Come on! MEREDITH: Slow down! 10 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:43,400 This way, my river lily! Come on! 11 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:47,520 Where are you taking me? 12 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:48,600 Come on, come on. 13 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:50,880 Look. Look! 14 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:53,000 Oh, it's beautiful! 15 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:55,240 EGO: I was afraid it wouldn't take to the soil... 16 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:56,640 but it rooted quickly. 17 00:01:56,840 --> 00:01:59,480 And soon, it'll be everywhere. 18 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:02,680 All across the universe. 19 00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:06,080 Well, I don't know what you're talking about... 20 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:07,800 but I like the way you say it. 21 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:09,720 My heart is yours... 22 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:12,480 Meredith Quill. 23 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:16,880 I can't believe I fell in love with a spaceman. 24 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:18,480 (MUSIC FADING UP, "BRANDY (YOU'RE A FINE GIRL") 25 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:11,640 Showtime, a-holes! 26 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:14,560 It will be here any minute. 27 00:03:14,640 --> 00:03:16,520 Which will be its loss. 28 00:03:16,720 --> 00:03:18,240 I thought your thing was a sword? 29 00:03:18,360 --> 00:03:20,560 We've been hired to stop an interdimensional beast... 30 00:03:20,640 --> 00:03:21,880 from feeding on those batteries, 31 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,200 and I'm gonna stop it with a sword? 32 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:25,480 It's just, swords were your thing and guns were mine. 33 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:28,360 But I guess we're both doing guns now. I just didn't know that. 34 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:31,880 Drax, why aren't you wearing one of Rocket's aero-rigs? 35 00:03:32,040 --> 00:03:33,360 It hurts. 36 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:34,560 It hurts? 37 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:37,760 I have sensitive nipples. 38 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:41,680 "My nipples hurt! Oh, goodness me!" 39 00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:43,560 What about him? What's he doing? 40 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:46,040 I'm finishing this so we can listen to tunes while we work. 41 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:47,520 How is that a priority? 42 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:50,080 Blame Quill. He's the one who loves music so much. 43 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:51,760 No, I actually agree with Drax on this. 44 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:53,320 That's hardly important right now. 45 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:55,760 Oh, okay. Sure, Quill. 46 00:03:55,840 --> 00:03:58,800 No, seriously, I side with Drax. 47 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:02,280 No, I understand that. You're being very serious right now. 48 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:04,760 I can clearly see you winking. 49 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:07,200 Damn it. I'm using my left eye? 50 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:14,360 I am Groot. 51 00:04:14,560 --> 00:04:16,800 They were not looking at you funny. 52 00:04:21,280 --> 00:04:23,120 Well, that's intense. 53 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:26,360 Groot! 54 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:44,040 Groot, get out of the way! You're gonna get hurt! 55 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:45,200 Hi. 56 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:29,920 No! Spit it out! 57 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:31,280 Come on! 58 00:06:34,280 --> 00:06:35,680 Disgusting! 59 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:40,240 The beast's hide is too thick to be pierced from the outside. 60 00:07:40,680 --> 00:07:42,520 I must cut through it from the inside. 61 00:07:42,680 --> 00:07:43,720 Huh? 62 00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:46,240 No, no! Drax, wait a minute! 63 00:07:46,320 --> 00:07:47,360 Drax! 64 00:07:57,040 --> 00:07:58,360 What is he doing? 65 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:01,400 He said the skin is too thick to be pierced from the outside, so he... 66 00:08:01,520 --> 00:08:03,360 That doesn't make any sense! I tried telling him that! 67 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:04,680 Skin is the same level of thickness 68 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:06,040 from the inside as from the outside! 69 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:07,760 I realize that. 70 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:13,520 There is a cut on its neck. 71 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:15,920 Rocket, get it to look up. 72 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:21,000 Hey, you giant Sea-Monkey! Up here! 73 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:31,200 Watch it, Quill! 74 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:20,160 Yes! I have single-handedly... 75 00:09:21,120 --> 00:09:22,440 vanquished the beast! 76 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:26,600 What? 77 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:37,960 What are they called again? 78 00:09:38,440 --> 00:09:39,880 Anulax batteries. 79 00:09:40,040 --> 00:09:42,240 Harbulary batteries. 80 00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:44,720 That's nothing like what I just said. 81 00:09:44,880 --> 00:09:46,680 But they're worth thousands of units apiece... 82 00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:48,840 which is why the Sovereign hired us to protect them. 83 00:09:48,920 --> 00:09:52,120 Careful what you say around these folks. They're easily offended. 84 00:09:52,160 --> 00:09:54,160 The cost of transgression is death. 85 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:57,640 AYESHA: We thank you, Guardians, 86 00:09:57,800 --> 00:09:59,680 for putting your lives on the line. 87 00:09:59,840 --> 00:10:03,840 We could not risk the lives of our own Sovereign citizens. 88 00:10:04,680 --> 00:10:08,560 Every citizen is born exactly as designed by the community. 89 00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:11,840 Impeccable, both physically and mentally. 90 00:10:12,040 --> 00:10:14,320 We control the DNA of our progeny... 91 00:10:14,360 --> 00:10:16,720 germinating them in birthing pods. 92 00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:20,360 I guess I prefer to make people the old-fashioned way. 93 00:10:21,880 --> 00:10:24,080 Perhaps someday, you could give me a history lesson... 94 00:10:24,560 --> 00:10:27,720 in the archaic ways of our ancestors. 95 00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:30,000 For academic purposes. 96 00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:32,000 I would be honored, yes. 97 00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:34,160 In the name of research... 98 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:36,840 I think that could be pretty, uh... 99 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:38,240 repulsive. 100 00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:40,520 I'm not into that kind of casual... 101 00:10:40,680 --> 00:10:41,720 Oh, please. 102 00:10:41,880 --> 00:10:45,200 Your people promised something in exchange for our services. 103 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:46,680 Bring it... 104 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:48,440 and we shall gladly be on our way. 105 00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:04,800 Family reunion. Yay. 106 00:11:04,960 --> 00:11:07,400 I understand she is your sister. 107 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:11,880 She's worth no more to me than the bounty due for her on Xandar. 108 00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:16,440 Our soldiers apprehended her attempting to steal the batteries. 109 00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:19,400 Do with her as you please. 110 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:24,680 We thank you, High Priestess Ayesha. 111 00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:27,600 What is your heritage, Mr. Quill? 112 00:11:30,880 --> 00:11:32,400 My mother is from Earth. 113 00:11:32,680 --> 00:11:34,480 And your father? 114 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:39,000 He ain't from Missouri. That's all I know. 115 00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:40,600 I see it within you. 116 00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:44,320 An unorthodox genealogy. 117 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:48,720 A hybrid that seems particularly... 118 00:11:49,680 --> 00:11:51,240 reckless. 119 00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:55,360 You know, they told me you people were conceited douchebags... 120 00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:58,080 but that isn't true at all. 121 00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:03,960 ROCKET: Oh, shit. 122 00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:06,200 I'm using my wrong eye again, aren't I? 123 00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:08,720 I'm sorry. That was meant to be behind your back. 124 00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:12,400 Count yourself blessed they didn't kill you. 125 00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:14,280 You're telling me. 126 00:12:14,440 --> 00:12:16,520 You wanna buy some batteries? 127 00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:30,800 ROCKET: All right, let's get baldy to Xandar 128 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:32,320 and collect that bounty. 129 00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:26,720 That stuff about my father... 130 00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:28,880 Who does she think she is? 131 00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:31,360 I know you're sensitive about that. 132 00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:33,680 I'm not sensitive about it. I just don't know who he is. 133 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:38,400 Sorry if it seemed like I was flirting with the High Priestess. 134 00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:40,160 I wasn't. 135 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,400 I don't care if you were. 136 00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:44,360 Well, I feel like you do care. 137 00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:46,920 That's why I'm apologizing. So, sorry! 138 00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:49,280 Gamora is not the one for you, Quill. 139 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:51,200 Damn shadow. 140 00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:53,520 There are two types of beings in the universe... 141 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,360 those who dance, and those who do not. 142 00:13:55,720 --> 00:13:57,440 Mmm-hmm. 143 00:13:57,680 --> 00:13:59,640 I first met my beloved at a war rally. 144 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:00,840 Oh, God. 145 00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:03,840 Everyone in the village flailed about, dancing. 146 00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:05,560 Except one woman. 147 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:07,280 My Ovette. 148 00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:10,240 I knew immediately she was the one for me. 149 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:13,040 The most melodic song in the world could be playing. 150 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,760 She wouldn't even tap her foot. 151 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:18,720 Wouldn't move a muscle. 152 00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:21,600 One might assume she was dead. 153 00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:23,240 That does sound pretty hot. 154 00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:26,400 It would make my nether regions engorge. 155 00:14:26,560 --> 00:14:28,440 Okay. I get it, yes. 156 00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:30,520 I'm a dancer, Gamora is not. 157 00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:34,240 You just need to find a woman who is pathetic... like you. 158 00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:36,600 Mmm. 159 00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:42,520 I'm hungry. Hand me some of that yaro root. 160 00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:44,120 No. It's not ripe yet... 161 00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:45,360 and I hate you. 162 00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:46,720 You hate me? 163 00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:49,560 You left me there while you stole that stone for yourself. 164 00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:51,880 And yet here you stand, a hero. 165 00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:53,440 I will be free of these shackles 166 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:54,880 soon enough, and I will kill you. 167 00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:56,560 I swear. 168 00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:57,800 No. 169 00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,800 You're gonna live out the rest of your days 170 00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:01,400 in a prison on Xandar... 171 00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:03,000 wishing you could. 172 00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:10,960 QUILL: This is weird. 173 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:12,840 We've got a Sovereign fleet approaching from the rear. 174 00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:13,920 GAMORA: Why would they do that? 175 00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:15,680 Probably because Rocket stole some of their batteries. 176 00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:16,760 Dude! 177 00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:18,160 Right. 178 00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:19,520 He didn't steal some of those. 179 00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:21,440 I don't know why they're after us. What a mystery this is. 180 00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:34,360 What were you thinking? 181 00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:35,920 Dude, they were really easy to steal! 182 00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:37,480 That's your defense? Come on! 183 00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:40,000 You saw how that High Priestess talked down to us. 184 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,720 Now I'm teaching her a lesson! 185 00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:45,120 Oh, I didn't realize your motivation was altruism. 186 00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:46,480 It's really a shame 187 00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:47,720 the Sovereign have mistaken your intentions... 188 00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:49,560 and they're trying to kill us. Exactly! 189 00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:51,440 I was being sarcastic! 190 00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:52,640 Oh, no! 191 00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:54,040 You're supposed to use a sarcastic voice! 192 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,120 Now I look foolish! 193 00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:56,720 Can we put the bickering on hold... 194 00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:58,920 until after we survive this massive space battle? 195 00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:00,840 QUILL: More incoming! ROCKET: Good! 196 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:02,360 I wanna kill some guys! 197 00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:11,680 GAMORA: You're not killing anyone. 198 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:13,480 All those ships are remotely piloted. 199 00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:17,760 Damn it! 200 00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:30,360 What is the delay, Admiral? 201 00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:34,640 High Priestess, the batteries, they are exceptionally combustible... 202 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:36,040 and could destroy the entire fleet. 203 00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:38,840 Our concern is their slight against our people. 204 00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:42,680 We hired them and they steal from us. 205 00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:45,280 It is heresy of the highest order. 206 00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:49,160 All command modules... 207 00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:51,880 fire with the intent to kill. 208 00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:03,160 What's the nearest habitable planet? 209 00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:05,440 It's called Berhert. 210 00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:07,360 How many jumps? Only one. 211 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:10,520 But the access point is 47 clicks away. 212 00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:13,520 And you have to go through that quantum asteroid field. 213 00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:24,240 Quill, to make it through that... 214 00:17:24,320 --> 00:17:26,000 you'd have to be the greatest pilot in the universe. 215 00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:27,160 Lucky for us, I... 216 00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:28,800 I am. 217 00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:42,320 ROCKET: What are you doing? 218 00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:44,600 I've been flying this rig since I was 10 years old. 219 00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:47,720 I was cybernetically engineered to pilot a spacecraft. 220 00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:50,520 You were cybernetically engineered to be a douchebag! 221 00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:52,040 Stop it. 222 00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:53,960 Later on tonight, you're gonna be laying down in your bed... 223 00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:56,120 and there's gonna be something squishy in your pillow case. 224 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,560 And you're gonna be like, "What's this?" 225 00:17:57,760 --> 00:17:59,520 And it's gonna be because I put a turd in there! 226 00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:03,400 You put your turd in my bed, I shave you. 227 00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:04,960 Oh, it won't be my turd. 228 00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:06,560 It will be Drax's. 229 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,960 I have famously huge turds. 230 00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:13,520 We're about to die, and this is what we're discussing? 231 00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:17,200 ROCKET: Son of a... 232 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:18,960 QUILL: Dude! Seriously! 233 00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:20,520 ROCKET: Hey! Let me... 234 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:36,200 Idiots! 235 00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:37,680 Well, that's what you get 236 00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:39,040 when Quill flies. 237 00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:40,480 Ow! 238 00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:43,000 We still have a Sovereign craft behind us. 239 00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:47,680 Our weapons are down. 240 00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:49,920 20 clicks to the jump! 241 00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:53,880 Hold on. 242 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:06,440 It's not ripe. 243 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,400 Come on, Zylak. You can do this. 244 00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:21,680 Yes! 245 00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:24,880 15 clicks to the jump! 246 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:26,400 ALL: Come on! 247 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,800 Keep going! 248 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,240 10 clicks! 249 00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:49,560 Die, spaceship! 250 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:55,600 You suck, Zylak. 251 00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:56,800 Typical. 252 00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:00,560 Five clicks! 253 00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:07,880 Son of a... 254 00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:10,200 They went around the field! 255 00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:26,800 Someone destroyed all our ships! 256 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:28,240 What? 257 00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:32,880 Who? 258 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,280 GAMORA: One click! 259 00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:38,160 What is that? Who cares? 260 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:39,760 That's the jump point! Go! 261 00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:45,160 It's a guy. 262 00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:53,160 Oh, my God. 263 00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:54,760 He's still out there? 264 00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:24,000 QUILL: Groot, put your seatbelt on! 265 00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:27,160 Prepare for a really bad landing! 266 00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:09,760 That was awesome! 267 00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:12,240 Yes! 268 00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:15,600 GAMORA: Look at this! 269 00:22:16,360 --> 00:22:17,920 Where is the other half of our ship? 270 00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:19,080 QUILL: My ship. 271 00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:21,040 GAMORA: Either one of you could have gotten us 272 00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:22,880 through that field... 273 00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:24,360 had you flown with what's between your ears 274 00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:25,920 instead of what's between your legs! 275 00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:29,400 If what's between my legs had a hand on it... 276 00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:31,760 I guarantee I could have landed this ship with it. 277 00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:34,560 Peter, we almost died because of your arrogance. 278 00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:36,240 More like because he stole... 279 00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:37,600 the Anulax batteries! 280 00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:39,920 They're called Harbulary batteries. 281 00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:41,600 No, they're not! 282 00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:43,720 Do you know why I did it, Star-Munch? Hmm? 283 00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:45,760 I'm not gonna answer to "Star-Munch." 284 00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:47,800 I did it because I wanted to! 285 00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:48,920 Dick. 286 00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:50,760 What are we even talking about this for? 287 00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:53,600 We just had a little man save us by blowing up 50 ships! 288 00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:54,640 How little? 289 00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:56,840 Well, I don't know, like this? 290 00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:58,640 A little one-inch man saved us? 291 00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:01,120 Well, if he got closer, I'm sure he would be much larger. 292 00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:03,480 That's how eyesight works, you stupid raccoon. 293 00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:05,080 Don't call me a raccoon! 294 00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:07,880 I'm sorry. I took it too far. 295 00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:10,040 I meant trash panda. 296 00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:13,600 Is that better? 297 00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:15,760 I don't know. 298 00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:18,120 It's worse. It's so much worse. 299 00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:19,320 You son of a... 300 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:20,440 Hey! 301 00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:22,040 ROCKET: I've had it with you! QUILL: No! Back up! 302 00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:23,920 NEBULA: Someone followed you through the jump point. 303 00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:28,120 Set me free, you'll need my help. 304 00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:29,440 I'm not a fool, Nebula. 305 00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:31,520 You are a fool if you deprive yourself a hand in combat. 306 00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:32,880 You'll attack me the moment I let you go. 307 00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:34,040 No, I won't. 308 00:23:34,120 --> 00:23:35,640 You'd think an evil supervillain 309 00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:37,280 would learn how to properly lie. 310 00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:39,600 I bet it's the one-inch man. 311 00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:15,240 After all these years, I've found you. 312 00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:17,680 And who the hell are you? 313 00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:21,680 I figured my rugged good looks would make that obvious. 314 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,080 My name is Ego... 315 00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:28,000 and I'm your dad, Peter. 316 00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:45,840 You know what they say... 317 00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:49,040 "You're out of luck until you've gone duck." 318 00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,120 TULLK: Yondu! 319 00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:19,880 Come on down! 320 00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:33,680 STAKAR: After going around years in circles... 321 00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:35,680 with this woman I end up marrying. 322 00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:38,520 I said, "Aleta, I love you, girl... 323 00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:40,080 "but you're losing your mind!" 324 00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:42,240 Then again, she's always been that way. 325 00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:44,160 I could never trust her. You know? 326 00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:45,440 Stakar. 327 00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:51,400 It's been some time. 328 00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:57,360 It seems like this establishment 329 00:25:57,480 --> 00:25:59,440 is the wrong kind of disreputable. 330 00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:06,560 Sir! Stakar! 331 00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:08,960 STAKAR: There's a hundred Ravager factions. 332 00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:12,160 You lost the business of 99 of them by serving one. 333 00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:13,880 Please, sir. Please! 334 00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:15,400 Get away from me. 335 00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:23,520 You can go to hell then! 336 00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:25,960 I don't give a damn what you think of me! 337 00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:28,080 So what are you following us for? 338 00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:29,680 Because you're gonna listen to what I gotta say! 339 00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:31,200 I don't gotta listen to nothing! 340 00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:32,560 You betrayed the code! 341 00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:34,560 Ravagers don't deal in kids. 342 00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:37,640 I told you before! I didn't know what was going on! 343 00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:38,720 You didn't know because 344 00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:40,400 you didn't want to know because it made you rich. 345 00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:42,640 I demand a seat at the table! 346 00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:44,880 I wear these flames, same as you. 347 00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:47,040 You may dress like us... 348 00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:48,400 but you'll never hear the Horns of Freedom 349 00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:49,680 when you die, Yondu. 350 00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:51,720 And the Colors of Ogord... 351 00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:55,320 will never flash over your grave. 352 00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:57,880 If you think... 353 00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:02,240 I take pleasure in exiling you... 354 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,760 you're wrong. 355 00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:09,840 You broke all our hearts. 356 00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:26,760 Ah, pathetic. 357 00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:29,920 First, Quill betrays us... 358 00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:33,360 and Yondu just lets him go scot-free. 359 00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:36,640 We followed him because he was the one... 360 00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:39,320 who wasn't afraid to do what needed to be done. 361 00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:41,840 Seems he's goin' soft. 362 00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:44,800 If he's so soft, why are you whispering? 363 00:27:45,360 --> 00:27:47,200 You know I'm right, Kraglin. 364 00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:51,760 You best be very careful what you say about our captain. 365 00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:53,480 RAVAGER: Who the hell is that? 366 00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:35,240 Yondu Udonta... 367 00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:38,080 I have a proposition for you. 368 00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:40,720 EGO: I hired Yondu to pick you up... 369 00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:42,920 when your mother passed away. 370 00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:44,920 But instead of returning you... 371 00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:46,840 Yondu kept you. 372 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,720 I have no clue as to why. 373 00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:52,200 Well, I'll tell you why. 374 00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:53,760 Because I was a skinny little kid 375 00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:55,480 who could squeeze into places adults couldn't. 376 00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:57,040 It made it easier for thievin'. 377 00:28:57,200 --> 00:29:00,480 Well, I've been trying to track you down ever since. 378 00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:02,600 DRAX: I thought Yondu was your father. 379 00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:04,960 What? We've been together this whole time... 380 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,800 and you thought Yondu was my actual blood relative? 381 00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:09,280 You look exactly alike. 382 00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:11,000 One's blue! 383 00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:14,400 No, he's not my father! 384 00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:16,920 Yondu was the guy who abducted me... 385 00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:18,960 kicked the crap out of me so I could learn to fight... 386 00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:21,080 and kept me in terror by threatening to eat me. 387 00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:22,640 Eat you? Yeah. 388 00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:24,800 Oh, that son of a bitch. 389 00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:26,400 How'd you locate us now? 390 00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:30,200 Well, even where I reside, out past the edge of what's known... 391 00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:32,800 we've heard tell about the man they call Star-Lord. 392 00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:35,200 What say we head out there right now? 393 00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:36,360 Your associates are welcome. 394 00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:37,640 Even that triangle-faced monkey there. 395 00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:40,120 I promise you... 396 00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:42,640 it's unlike any other place you've ever seen. 397 00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:44,560 And there... 398 00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:48,840 I can explain your very special heritage. 399 00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:51,880 Finally get to be... 400 00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:54,760 the father I've always wanted to be. 401 00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:57,720 Excuse me. 402 00:29:58,200 --> 00:29:59,600 I've gotta take a whiz. 403 00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:07,600 I'm not buying it. 404 00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:11,400 Let's go take a walk. 405 00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:19,640 I am Mantis. 406 00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:24,920 What are you doing? 407 00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:26,480 Smiling. 408 00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:29,880 I hear it is the thing to do to make people like you. 409 00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:32,960 Not if you do it like that. 410 00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:34,200 Oh... 411 00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:37,200 I was raised alone on Ego's planet. 412 00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:42,120 I do not understand the intricacies of social interaction. 413 00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:48,040 Can I pet your puppy? It is adorable. 414 00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:51,920 Yes. 415 00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:05,000 That is called a practical joke! 416 00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:10,240 I liked it very much! 417 00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:12,080 I just made it up! 418 00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:15,960 QUILL: Give me a break! 419 00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:17,760 After all this time, 420 00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:19,240 you're gonna show up, and all of a sudden... 421 00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:21,160 you wanna be my dad? GAMORA: I hear you. 422 00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:23,440 QUILL: And by the way, this could be a trap. 423 00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:25,120 The Kree purists, the Ravagers... 424 00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:26,960 they all want us dead. I know, but... 425 00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:28,080 But what? 426 00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:30,720 What was that story you told me about Zardu Hasselfrau? 427 00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:31,760 Who? 428 00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:33,200 He owned a magic boat? 429 00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:36,360 David Hasselhoff? 430 00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:37,440 Right. 431 00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:39,720 Not a magic boat. A talking car. 432 00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:40,800 Why did he talk again? 433 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:44,440 To help him fight crime, and to be supportive. 434 00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:47,200 As a child, you would carry his picture in your pocket... 435 00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:49,160 and you would tell all the other children... 436 00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:51,440 that he was your father, but that he was out of town. 437 00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:54,160 Shooting Knight Rider or touring with his band in Germany. 438 00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:55,440 I told you that when I was drunk. 439 00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:56,680 Why are you bringing that up now? 440 00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:57,840 I love that story. 441 00:31:57,920 --> 00:31:59,960 I hate that story. 442 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,600 It's so sad! 443 00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:04,560 As a kid, I used to see all the other kids 444 00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:06,760 off playing catch with their dad. 445 00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:09,600 And I wanted that, more than anything in the world! 446 00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:12,000 That's my point, Peter. 447 00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:15,760 What if this man is your Hasselhoff? 448 00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:20,680 If he ends up being evil... 449 00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:23,720 we will just kill him. 450 00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:33,280 You're leaving me with that fox? 451 00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:34,640 GAMORA: He's not a fox. 452 00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:36,640 Shoot her if she does anything suspicious. 453 00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:39,000 Or if you feel like it. 454 00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:40,200 ROCKET: Okay. 455 00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:43,800 It'll be just a couple of days. 456 00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:46,760 We'll be back before Rocket's finished fixing the ship. 457 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,840 DRAX: What if the Sovereign come? 458 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,160 QUILL: There's no way for them to know we're here. Let's go. 459 00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:55,840 I'm uncertain about parting ways. 460 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,600 God, you're like an old woman. 461 00:32:57,760 --> 00:32:59,480 Because I'm wise? 462 00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:02,360 GAMORA: Why do you have so much luggage? 463 00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:04,680 DRAX: I don't want Groot playing with my things. 464 00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:10,440 I hope Daddy isn't as big of a dick as you, orphan boy. 465 00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:16,240 What is your goal here? To get everybody to hate you? 466 00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:19,120 Because it's working. 467 00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:27,760 You will never love me again 468 00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:34,040 never break the chain 469 00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:46,680 never break the chain 470 00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:59,720 break the chain 471 00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:08,520 QUILL: Hey, can I ask you a personal question? 472 00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:09,680 Oh... 473 00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:12,800 No one has ever asked me a personal question. 474 00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:14,720 Your antennae, what are they for? 475 00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:16,440 Their purpose? 476 00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:18,440 Yes. Quill and I have a bet. 477 00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:20,720 Dude. You're not supposed to say that! 478 00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:22,760 I say... 479 00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:25,360 if you are about to go through a doorway that is too low... 480 00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:28,280 your antennae will feel this, and keep you from being decapitated. 481 00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:30,600 QUILL: Right. And if it's anything other than... 482 00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:34,200 you specifically not being decapitated by a doorway, I win. 483 00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:36,800 They are not for feeling doorways. 484 00:34:38,720 --> 00:34:39,760 I think... 485 00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:42,680 they have something to do with my empathic abilities. 486 00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:44,280 What are those? 487 00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:47,920 If I touch someone, I can feel their feelings. 488 00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:50,720 You read minds? No. 489 00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:53,080 Telepaths know thoughts. 490 00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:55,760 Empaths feel feelings. 491 00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:58,000 Emotions. 492 00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:01,680 May I? 493 00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:04,320 All right. 494 00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:15,040 You feel love. 495 00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:18,120 Yeah. I guess I feel a general, 496 00:35:18,240 --> 00:35:19,680 unselfish love for just about everybody. 497 00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:20,920 No! 498 00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:23,080 Romantic, sexual love. 499 00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:24,560 No, I don't. 500 00:35:24,720 --> 00:35:26,400 For her! No! 501 00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:30,960 QUILL: Okay. 502 00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:36,080 She just told everyone your deepest, darkest secret! 503 00:35:36,240 --> 00:35:38,560 Dude, I think you're overreacting a little bit! 504 00:35:38,720 --> 00:35:40,160 You must be so embarrassed! 505 00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:45,840 Do me! Do me! 506 00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:54,120 I have never felt such humor! 507 00:35:57,600 --> 00:35:59,680 So unbelievably uncool. 508 00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:02,400 Oh, Quill. 509 00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:08,800 Touch me, and the only thing you're gonna feel is a broken jaw. 510 00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:17,840 I can also alter emotions to some extent. 511 00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:19,000 QUILL: Yeah, like what? 512 00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:22,880 If I touch someone who is sad... 513 00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:25,800 I can ease them into contentment for a short while. 514 00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:29,760 I can make a stubborn person compliant. 515 00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:33,000 But I mostly use it to help my master sleep. 516 00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:37,040 He lies awake at night thinking about his progeny. 517 00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:40,400 Do one of those on me. 518 00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:46,640 Sleep. 519 00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:40,960 ROCKET: I love this song. 520 00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:11,720 Huh? 521 00:38:12,720 --> 00:38:14,080 There! 522 00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:26,640 Ah... 523 00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:36,920 Ain't so tough now without all your toys... 524 00:39:41,240 --> 00:39:42,320 RETCH: Move! 525 00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:00,280 Crap. 526 00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:07,160 Hey there, rat! 527 00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:09,800 How's it going, you blue idiot? 528 00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:12,280 Not so bad. 529 00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:14,800 We got ourselves a pretty good little gig here. 530 00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:17,800 This golden gal with quite a high opinion of herself... 531 00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:21,880 has offered us a large sum to deliver you and your pals over to her... 532 00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:23,040 because she wants 533 00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:24,760 to kill y'all. 534 00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:26,040 Your friend... 535 00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:27,800 There's too many of them. 536 00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:31,200 He needs my help. If you care about him... 537 00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:34,160 you need to get me out of these bonds. 538 00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:36,560 They are going to kill him! 539 00:40:36,720 --> 00:40:38,840 YONDU: I tell you, it was pretty easy to find you. 540 00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:40,960 I put a tracer on your ship back there... 541 00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:42,520 during the war over Xandar. 542 00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:45,400 Give me your word you won't hurt Groot... 543 00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:47,480 and I'll tell you where the batteries are. 544 00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:50,720 Lucky for you, my word don't mean squat. 545 00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:53,480 Otherwise, I'd actually hand you over. 546 00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:55,040 Otherwise, you'd what? 547 00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:57,480 We'll take them batteries. 548 00:40:57,680 --> 00:41:01,240 They're worth what? A quarter mill on the open market? 549 00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:03,760 That Priestess offered us a million. 550 00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:06,600 A quarter is only one third of that! 551 00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:08,000 A quarter ain't a third. 552 00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:09,880 A quarter is 25. 553 00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:11,080 No. 554 00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:13,600 GEF: We can't even buy a pair of boots with 25 units. 555 00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:14,680 YONDU: Enough! 556 00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:17,240 The point is, we ain't stupid enough 557 00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:19,680 to help kill the Guardians of the Galaxy! 558 00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:22,560 The whole dang Nova Corps would be on us. 559 00:41:22,720 --> 00:41:24,680 KRAGLIN: That ain't right! 560 00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:28,520 I just gotta say it this one time, Captain. 561 00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:30,960 No matter how many times Quill betrays you... 562 00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:33,960 you protect him like none of the rest of us much matter! 563 00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:35,200 ALL: Yeah! 564 00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:36,800 I'm the one what sticks up for you! 565 00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:37,920 Take it easy, Kraglin. 566 00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:40,600 Damn straight, lad. He's gone soft. 567 00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:43,880 Suppose it's time for a change in leadership. 568 00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:51,160 Put your damn guns down! 569 00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:52,560 Whoa! Whoa! 570 00:41:52,720 --> 00:41:56,240 There must be some kind of peaceful resolution to this, fellas. 571 00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:59,240 Or even a violent one where I'm standing over there. 572 00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:19,960 Well, hello, boys. 573 00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:27,360 It's not ripe. 574 00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:15,440 Welcome, everyone, to my world. 575 00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:18,080 QUILL: Wow. You have your own planet? 576 00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:21,960 Come on. No larger than your Earth's Moon. 577 00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:23,640 Humility. 578 00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:25,200 I like it. 579 00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:28,040 I, too, am extraordinarily humble. 580 00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:12,440 You own a planet and can destroy 581 00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:14,520 two dozen spaceships without a suit. 582 00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:17,000 What are you exactly? 583 00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:21,480 I'm what's called a Celestial, sweetheart. 584 00:44:22,720 --> 00:44:25,320 A Celestial, like a god? 585 00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:28,880 Mmm, small "g," son. 586 00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:31,880 At least on the days I'm feeling humble as Drax. 587 00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:44,400 QUILL: Whoa! 588 00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:49,720 I don't know where I came from exactly. 589 00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:51,920 First thing I remember is flickering... 590 00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:54,360 adrift in the cosmos utterly... 591 00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:57,880 and entirely alone. 592 00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:00,800 Over millions of years... 593 00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:04,520 I learned to control the molecules around me. 594 00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:08,040 I grew smarter and stronger. 595 00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:12,920 And I continued building from there... 596 00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:15,200 layer by layer... 597 00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:17,960 the very planet you walk on now. 598 00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:19,440 Whoa. 599 00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:21,320 But I wanted more. 600 00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:24,080 I desired... 601 00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:25,760 meaning. 602 00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:30,880 "There must be some life out there in the universe... 603 00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:33,800 "besides just me," I thought. 604 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:38,000 And so, I set myself the task of finding it. 605 00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:39,760 I created... 606 00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:43,600 what I imagined biological life to be like... 607 00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:47,480 down to the most minute detail. 608 00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:50,040 Did you make a penis? 609 00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:51,320 Dude! 610 00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:52,680 What is wrong with you? 611 00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:53,840 If he is a planet, 612 00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:56,040 how could he make a baby with your mother? 613 00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:57,120 He would smush her! 614 00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:01,480 I don't need to hear how my parents... 615 00:46:02,720 --> 00:46:03,720 Why? 616 00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:06,160 My father would tell the story 617 00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:08,200 of impregnating my mother every winter solstice. 618 00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:09,640 That's disgusting. 619 00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:11,320 It was beautiful. 620 00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:14,320 You Earthers have hang-ups. 621 00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:16,800 Yes, Drax, I got a penis. 622 00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:18,600 Ha! Thank you! 623 00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:19,960 It's not half bad. 624 00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:21,560 Oh. Ugh. 625 00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:25,280 I've also got pain receptors, and a digestive system... 626 00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:27,240 and all the accompanying junk. 627 00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:32,320 I wanted to experience what it truly meant to be human... 628 00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:35,520 as I set out amongst the stars... 629 00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:38,320 until I found... 630 00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:40,160 what I sought. 631 00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:42,920 Life. 632 00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:47,080 I was not alone in the universe after all. 633 00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:55,640 When did you meet my mother? 634 00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:01,520 Not long after. 635 00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:11,880 It was with Meredith that I first experienced love. 636 00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:18,960 I called her my river lily. 637 00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:25,840 And from that love, Peter... 638 00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:30,560 you. 639 00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:41,400 I have searched for you for so long. 640 00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:44,800 And when I heard of a man from Earth... 641 00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:48,560 who held an Infinity Stone in his hand without dying... 642 00:47:50,360 --> 00:47:53,400 I knew you must be the son of the woman I loved. 643 00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:57,320 If you loved her, why did you leave her? 644 00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:20,280 TULLK: This is mutiny! 645 00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:23,360 This is mutiny! 646 00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:26,120 This is mutiny! 647 00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:39,280 TULLK: You're scum! 648 00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:44,200 RAVAGERS: Oh! 649 00:49:14,920 --> 00:49:15,920 Captain! 650 00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:18,600 Help me! Please! 651 00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:20,320 Captain! 652 00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:25,360 You're the one what killed those men... 653 00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:27,680 by leading them down the wrong path. 654 00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:30,320 Because you're weak. 655 00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:34,280 And stupid! 656 00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:38,360 It's time for the Ravagers... 657 00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:42,280 to rise once again to glory with a new captain... 658 00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:44,680 Taserface! 659 00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:56,040 I'm sorry. Your name is... 660 00:49:56,200 --> 00:49:57,880 It's Taserface? 661 00:49:58,320 --> 00:49:59,640 That's right. 662 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,360 Do you shoot tasers out of your face? 663 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:04,880 It's metaphorical! 664 00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:06,040 ALL: Yeah! 665 00:50:09,480 --> 00:50:10,480 For what? 666 00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:15,520 For it is a name what strikes fear... 667 00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:18,400 into the hearts of anyone what hears it. 668 00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:22,320 Okay. 669 00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:24,080 ROCKET: Okay... 670 00:50:24,240 --> 00:50:25,520 whatever you say. 671 00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:27,240 You shut up. 672 00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:28,720 You're next. 673 00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:33,080 Udonta, I have waited a long time to do... 674 00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:34,160 What? 675 00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:38,280 I'm sorry. I am so sorry! 676 00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:41,440 I just keep imagining you waking up in the morning, sir... 677 00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:42,640 looking in the mirror 678 00:50:42,720 --> 00:50:44,760 and then in all seriousness saying to yourself... 679 00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:47,360 "You know what would be a really kick-ass name? 680 00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:52,840 That's how I hear you in my head! 681 00:50:54,360 --> 00:50:56,480 What was your second choice? 682 00:50:56,640 --> 00:50:57,760 Scrotum Hat? 683 00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:03,440 New plan. We're killing you first. 684 00:51:04,840 --> 00:51:06,400 Well, dying is certainly better 685 00:51:06,520 --> 00:51:08,040 than having to live an entire life... 686 00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:12,040 as a moronic shitbag who thinks Taserface is a cool name. 687 00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:15,120 That's enough killing for today. 688 00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:20,720 RAVAGER: She's the daughter of Thanos. 689 00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:25,200 TASERFACE: I thought you were the biggest sadist in the galaxy. 690 00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:28,120 That was when Daddy was paying my bills. 691 00:51:28,280 --> 00:51:31,880 The Priestess wants to kill the fox herself. 692 00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:35,000 And he has bounties on his head in at least 12 Kree provinces. 693 00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:38,080 I assure you... 694 00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:41,040 I am not as easy a mark as an old man without his magic stick... 695 00:51:41,240 --> 00:51:43,120 or a talking woodland beast. 696 00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:46,400 I want 10% of the take... 697 00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:49,760 and a couple more things. 698 00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:53,200 KRAGLIN: We got a whole box of hands... 699 00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:55,320 if that one don't work out. It is fine. 700 00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:58,720 You think them Kree is gonna execute the captain? 701 00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:03,000 The Kree consider themselves merciful. It will be painless. 702 00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:06,600 Well, here it is. It's the best ship we got. 703 00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:08,520 Location of Ego's planet in the nav. 704 00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:10,880 We'll wire you the 10% once we's paid. 705 00:52:11,040 --> 00:52:13,240 What are you gonna do with your share? 706 00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:16,440 As a child, my father would have Gamora and me 707 00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:18,360 battle one another in training. 708 00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:21,400 Every time my sister prevailed... 709 00:52:21,560 --> 00:52:24,880 my father would replace a piece of me with machinery... 710 00:52:25,040 --> 00:52:27,720 claiming he wanted me to be her equal. 711 00:52:28,840 --> 00:52:30,680 But she won... 712 00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:35,680 again and again, and again, never once refraining. 713 00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:39,680 So after I murder my sister... 714 00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:40,960 I will buy a warship 715 00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:43,040 with every conceivable instrument of death. 716 00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:45,040 I will hunt my father like a dog, 717 00:52:45,080 --> 00:52:46,840 and I will tear him apart slowly... 718 00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:48,560 piece by piece... 719 00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:52,080 until he knows some semblance of the profound and unceasing pain... 720 00:52:52,160 --> 00:52:55,360 I know every single day. 721 00:52:57,120 --> 00:52:58,480 Yeah. 722 00:52:58,960 --> 00:53:00,760 I was talking about, like, a pretty necklace. 723 00:53:01,560 --> 00:53:03,440 Or a nice hat. 724 00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:06,440 Something to make the other girls go, "Ooh, that's nice!" 725 00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:13,480 Anyways, happy trails. 726 00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:24,880 My mother told everyone my father was from the stars. 727 00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:29,120 She had brain cancer, so everyone thought she was delusional. 728 00:53:29,200 --> 00:53:30,280 Peter... 729 00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:32,240 Listen, I'd love to believe all of this, I really would. 730 00:53:32,280 --> 00:53:33,760 But you left... 731 00:53:33,840 --> 00:53:36,720 the most wonderful woman ever... 732 00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:38,440 to die alone. 733 00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:41,920 I didn't want to leave your mother, Peter. 734 00:53:42,080 --> 00:53:44,360 If I don't return regularly to my planet... 735 00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:45,800 and the light within it... 736 00:53:45,960 --> 00:53:47,600 this form will wither and perish. 737 00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:49,800 So why didn't you come back? Why did you send Yondu? 738 00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:51,880 A criminal, of all people, to come and fetch me? 739 00:53:52,240 --> 00:53:54,200 I loved your mother, Peter! 740 00:53:54,280 --> 00:53:56,680 I couldn't stand to set foot on an Earth... 741 00:53:56,880 --> 00:53:58,120 where she wasn't living! 742 00:53:58,200 --> 00:53:59,760 You can't imagine what that's like! 743 00:53:59,880 --> 00:54:02,280 I know exactly what that feels like! 744 00:54:02,440 --> 00:54:04,160 I had to watch her die! 745 00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:12,760 Over the millions and millions of years of my existence... 746 00:54:12,840 --> 00:54:15,320 I've made many mistakes, Peter. 747 00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:18,440 But you're not one of them. 748 00:54:20,160 --> 00:54:21,960 Please give me the chance to be the father 749 00:54:22,120 --> 00:54:23,960 she would want me to be. 750 00:54:29,240 --> 00:54:34,000 There's so much that I need to teach you about this planet... 751 00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:35,840 and the light within. 752 00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:39,400 They are a part of you, Peter. 753 00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:41,960 What do you mean? 754 00:54:42,720 --> 00:54:44,640 Give me your hands, son. 755 00:54:45,600 --> 00:54:46,720 Here. 756 00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:49,480 Hold them like that. 757 00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:58,240 Now, close your eyes and concentrate. 758 00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:02,480 Take your brain to the center of this planet. 759 00:55:07,360 --> 00:55:08,360 Yes! 760 00:55:08,480 --> 00:55:09,480 Yes! 761 00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:11,280 Whoa! 762 00:55:11,440 --> 00:55:12,840 Yes! It's okay. 763 00:55:13,040 --> 00:55:14,200 Just relax. Concentrate. 764 00:55:14,240 --> 00:55:16,440 You can do it. Bring it back. 765 00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:18,040 Yes! 766 00:55:19,640 --> 00:55:22,400 Yes, now shape it. 767 00:55:22,800 --> 00:55:24,480 Feel that energy. 768 00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:29,680 Yes. 769 00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:35,320 You're home. 770 00:55:37,840 --> 00:55:38,960 Peter... 771 00:56:13,480 --> 00:56:16,400 DRAX: How did you get to this weird, dumb planet? 772 00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:19,880 MANTIS: Ego found me in my larva state. 773 00:56:20,040 --> 00:56:21,560 Orphaned on my homeworld. 774 00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:25,120 He raised me by hand, and kept me as his own. 775 00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:27,960 So you're a pet? 776 00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:30,480 I suppose. 777 00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:34,400 People usually want cute pets. 778 00:56:34,560 --> 00:56:36,800 Why would Ego want such a hideous one? 779 00:56:36,960 --> 00:56:38,280 I am hideous? 780 00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:40,680 You are horrifying to look at. Yes. 781 00:56:43,760 --> 00:56:44,960 But that's a good thing. 782 00:56:45,080 --> 00:56:46,080 Oh? 783 00:56:46,440 --> 00:56:48,120 When you're ugly, and someone loves you... 784 00:56:48,160 --> 00:56:50,720 you know they love you for who you are. 785 00:56:52,040 --> 00:56:54,440 Beautiful people never know who to trust. 786 00:56:55,320 --> 00:56:58,280 Well, then I'm certainly grateful to be ugly. 787 00:56:59,760 --> 00:57:02,880 DRAX: Those pools, they remind me of a time... 788 00:57:03,040 --> 00:57:06,640 when I took my daughter to the forgotten lakes of my homeworld. 789 00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:09,120 She was like you. 790 00:57:09,520 --> 00:57:11,040 Disgusting? 791 00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:13,240 Innocent. 792 00:57:46,520 --> 00:57:47,520 Drax? 793 00:57:49,120 --> 00:57:50,800 There's something I must tell you. 794 00:57:59,240 --> 00:58:00,360 What's going on? 795 00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:02,360 This gross bug lady is my new friend. 796 00:58:02,520 --> 00:58:06,000 I'm learning many things, like I'm a pet and ugly. 797 00:58:06,320 --> 00:58:07,920 You're not ugly. Drax! 798 00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:09,320 What are you talking about? 799 00:58:09,480 --> 00:58:10,640 GAMORA: Mantis... 800 00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:13,240 can you show us where we'll be staying? 801 00:58:13,760 --> 00:58:15,520 Why are there no other beings on this planet? 802 00:58:15,720 --> 00:58:17,760 MANTIS: The planet is Ego. 803 00:58:17,920 --> 00:58:20,200 A dog would not invite a flea to live on his back. 804 00:58:20,920 --> 00:58:22,200 And you're not a flea? 805 00:58:22,360 --> 00:58:24,680 I'm a flea with a purpose. 806 00:58:25,280 --> 00:58:26,920 I help him sleep. 807 00:58:28,080 --> 00:58:31,280 What were you about to say to Drax before I walked out? 808 00:58:36,320 --> 00:58:37,440 Nothing. 809 00:58:38,320 --> 00:58:40,240 Your quarters are this way. 810 00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:51,360 We deliver you to the Kree in the morning. 811 00:58:53,600 --> 00:58:56,800 Neither one of you will last much longer after that. 812 00:58:57,400 --> 00:58:59,440 Okay, Taserface. 813 00:59:00,120 --> 00:59:02,200 Hey, tell the other guys we said... 814 00:59:02,360 --> 00:59:03,840 "Hi," Taserface! 815 00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:11,760 What about this little plant? Can I smash it with a rock? 816 00:59:11,800 --> 00:59:13,280 No, Gef. 817 00:59:13,360 --> 00:59:15,040 It's too adorable to kill. 818 00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:17,080 Take it to the tailor. 819 00:59:18,600 --> 00:59:21,960 No offense, but your employees are a bunch of jerks. 820 00:59:24,320 --> 00:59:29,120 I was a Kree battle slave for 20 years when Stakar freed me. 821 00:59:31,680 --> 00:59:34,320 He offered me a place with the Ravagers. 822 00:59:34,480 --> 00:59:38,960 He said all I needed to do was adhere to the code. 823 00:59:39,120 --> 00:59:40,880 But I was young... 824 00:59:41,840 --> 00:59:45,280 and greedy, and stupid. 825 00:59:46,280 --> 00:59:48,400 Like you stealing those batteries. 826 00:59:48,560 --> 00:59:50,120 That was mostly Drax. 827 00:59:51,520 --> 00:59:55,040 Me and Stakar and the other captains... 828 00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:58,400 we weren't so different from you and your friends. 829 00:59:59,320 --> 01:00:01,240 The only family I ever had. 830 01:00:02,640 --> 01:00:04,320 When I broke the code... 831 01:00:06,560 --> 01:00:08,240 they exiled me. 832 01:00:09,520 --> 01:00:11,040 This is what I deserve. 833 01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:13,000 Slow down, drama queen. 834 01:00:13,080 --> 01:00:14,800 You might deserve this, but I don't. 835 01:00:14,880 --> 01:00:16,640 We gotta get outta here. 836 01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:19,320 Where's Quill? 837 01:00:19,480 --> 01:00:21,120 He went off with his old man. 838 01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:24,320 Ego? Yeah. 839 01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:26,640 It's a day for dumbass names. 840 01:00:29,680 --> 01:00:32,160 You're smiling. And for a second, I got a warm feeling. 841 01:00:32,200 --> 01:00:35,000 But then it was ruined by those disgusting-ass teeth. 842 01:00:35,040 --> 01:00:37,480 You like a professional asshole or what? 843 01:00:37,640 --> 01:00:38,680 Pretty much a pro. 844 01:00:38,720 --> 01:00:41,560 Why didn't you deliver Quill to Ego like you promised? 845 01:00:42,160 --> 01:00:43,840 He was skinny. 846 01:00:44,200 --> 01:00:48,400 Could fit into places we couldn't. Good for thievin'. 847 01:00:48,840 --> 01:00:49,840 Uh-huh. 848 01:00:53,360 --> 01:00:56,520 I got an idea on how to get outta here. 849 01:00:57,400 --> 01:00:59,920 But we're gonna need your little friend. 850 01:01:01,080 --> 01:01:03,520 Mascot, mascot, mascot... 851 01:01:14,600 --> 01:01:16,880 Little fellow's all worked up! He needs a drink! 852 01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:25,720 Look how cute it is when it's all riled up. 853 01:01:25,880 --> 01:01:27,720 He's goddang precious! 854 01:01:40,520 --> 01:01:41,520 YONDU: Psst! 855 01:01:41,800 --> 01:01:43,520 Hey, twig! 856 01:01:43,880 --> 01:01:45,280 Come here. 857 01:01:45,760 --> 01:01:46,920 Come on. 858 01:01:53,560 --> 01:01:54,560 Aw, man... 859 01:01:54,600 --> 01:01:56,200 what did they do to you? 860 01:01:59,280 --> 01:02:01,760 Hey, you wanna help us get outta here? 861 01:02:02,560 --> 01:02:05,720 There's something I need you to get, and bring back to me. 862 01:02:05,880 --> 01:02:10,000 In the captain's quarters, there's a prototype fin... 863 01:02:10,160 --> 01:02:11,760 the thing I wore on my head. 864 01:02:12,440 --> 01:02:16,560 There's a drawer next to the bunk. It's in that. It's red. 865 01:02:16,720 --> 01:02:18,000 You got it? 866 01:02:51,640 --> 01:02:53,160 That's my underwears. 867 01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:55,480 Yeah, I was pretty sure he didn't know what you were talkin' about. 868 01:02:55,520 --> 01:02:57,640 You have to explain it more careful. 869 01:02:59,160 --> 01:03:02,600 It's a prototype fin. 870 01:03:08,040 --> 01:03:10,840 That's an orloni. It's a fin, Groot. 871 01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:12,680 You explain it this time. 872 01:03:13,840 --> 01:03:15,320 All right. 873 01:03:16,040 --> 01:03:17,960 YONDU: That's Vorker's eye. 874 01:03:18,120 --> 01:03:20,200 He takes it out when he sleeps. 875 01:03:20,320 --> 01:03:21,640 Go. Look again. 876 01:03:21,800 --> 01:03:23,160 But leave the eye here. 877 01:03:23,680 --> 01:03:24,760 Why? 878 01:03:24,840 --> 01:03:26,320 He's gonna wake up tomorrow... 879 01:03:26,360 --> 01:03:28,680 and he's not gonna know... 880 01:03:28,840 --> 01:03:31,160 where his eye is! 881 01:03:37,360 --> 01:03:38,880 That's a desk. 882 01:03:39,080 --> 01:03:41,880 We told you it was this big. 883 01:03:47,760 --> 01:03:50,040 Tell me you guys have a refrigerator somewhere... 884 01:03:50,080 --> 01:03:52,840 with a bunch of severed human toes. 885 01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:56,720 Okay. Then let's just agree to never discuss this. 886 01:03:59,880 --> 01:04:03,520 The drawer you wanna open has this symbol on it. 887 01:04:03,680 --> 01:04:05,040 Okay? 888 01:04:13,560 --> 01:04:15,440 What? No! 889 01:04:15,600 --> 01:04:16,880 He thinks you want him to wear it as a hat. 890 01:04:17,040 --> 01:04:18,320 That's not what I said! 891 01:04:18,400 --> 01:04:19,400 I am Groot. 892 01:04:19,440 --> 01:04:20,600 He's relieved you don't want him to. 893 01:04:20,680 --> 01:04:22,120 I am Groot. He hates hats. 894 01:04:22,240 --> 01:04:23,240 I am Groot. 895 01:04:23,280 --> 01:04:24,360 On anyone, not just himself. 896 01:04:24,400 --> 01:04:25,440 I am Groot. 897 01:04:25,520 --> 01:04:27,440 One minute you think someone has a weird-shaped head... 898 01:04:27,520 --> 01:04:28,560 the next minute it's just because 899 01:04:28,600 --> 01:04:30,000 you realize part of that head is the hat. 900 01:04:30,400 --> 01:04:31,760 That's why you don't like hats? 901 01:04:32,880 --> 01:04:35,240 This is an important conversation right now? 902 01:05:11,960 --> 01:05:13,000 KRAGLIN: That ain't it. 903 01:05:22,800 --> 01:05:24,280 I didn't mean to do a mutiny. 904 01:05:27,280 --> 01:05:29,120 They killed all my friends. 905 01:05:33,120 --> 01:05:35,760 Get the third quadrant ready for release. 906 01:05:42,320 --> 01:05:43,320 One more thing. 907 01:05:45,200 --> 01:05:47,640 You got any clones of Quill's old music on the ship? 908 01:06:30,680 --> 01:06:32,040 Ah. 909 01:06:37,520 --> 01:06:39,400 He's got it! 910 01:06:39,600 --> 01:06:41,080 Yondu's got the fin! 911 01:06:41,200 --> 01:06:42,200 Go! 912 01:07:23,600 --> 01:07:24,600 Down there! 913 01:09:23,360 --> 01:09:24,840 You maniac. 914 01:09:26,720 --> 01:09:29,040 The whole ship's gonna blow. 915 01:09:38,880 --> 01:09:40,480 Not the whole ship. 916 01:09:57,520 --> 01:09:58,560 Who is this? 917 01:09:58,720 --> 01:10:03,040 I am sending you the coordinates for Yondu's ship. 918 01:10:03,480 --> 01:10:05,240 Release the quadrant! Aye, Captain! 919 01:10:05,400 --> 01:10:07,920 I only ask one thing. 920 01:10:08,400 --> 01:10:10,080 That your High Priestess... 921 01:10:10,240 --> 01:10:13,840 tell him the name of the man what sealed his fate. 922 01:10:14,760 --> 01:10:16,840 Taserface! 923 01:10:40,280 --> 01:10:41,520 Where to, Captain? 924 01:10:41,680 --> 01:10:42,720 Ego. 925 01:10:44,280 --> 01:10:45,520 No, boy! 926 01:10:53,240 --> 01:10:55,480 It ain't healthy for a mammalian body 927 01:10:55,600 --> 01:10:57,800 to hop more than 50 jumps at a time. 928 01:10:57,960 --> 01:10:59,000 I know that. 929 01:10:59,080 --> 01:11:01,600 We are about to do 700! 930 01:11:15,320 --> 01:11:17,560 QUILL: So I guess this could all be mine someday. 931 01:11:18,800 --> 01:11:21,440 Rocket? Rocket, are you there? 932 01:11:28,560 --> 01:11:30,280 What are you doing, Peter? 933 01:11:32,600 --> 01:11:33,960 Dance with me. 934 01:11:34,120 --> 01:11:35,600 I'm not going to dance with you. 935 01:11:35,760 --> 01:11:37,520 This is Sam Cooke... 936 01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:41,160 one of the greatest Earth singers of all time. 937 01:12:10,360 --> 01:12:12,360 Drax thinks you're not a dancer. 938 01:12:13,520 --> 01:12:16,040 If you ever tell anyone about this... 939 01:12:16,200 --> 01:12:17,640 I will kill you. 940 01:12:18,400 --> 01:12:22,200 When are we gonna do something about this unspoken thing between us? 941 01:12:22,880 --> 01:12:24,320 What unspoken thing? 942 01:12:25,720 --> 01:12:27,400 This... 943 01:12:27,560 --> 01:12:30,400 Cheers, Sam and Diane... 944 01:12:30,560 --> 01:12:33,240 a guy and a girl on a TV show who dig each other... 945 01:12:33,320 --> 01:12:34,680 but never say it because if they do, 946 01:12:34,720 --> 01:12:35,920 the ratings would go down... 947 01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:37,160 sort of thing. 948 01:12:37,240 --> 01:12:38,680 There's no unspoken thing. 949 01:12:40,560 --> 01:12:42,640 Well, it's a catch-22, because if you said it, 950 01:12:42,720 --> 01:12:44,000 then it would be spoken... 951 01:12:44,080 --> 01:12:46,840 and you would be a liar. So, by not saying it... 952 01:12:47,000 --> 01:12:51,080 you are telling the truth, and admitting that there is. 953 01:12:51,240 --> 01:12:53,200 No, that's not what I... 954 01:12:55,520 --> 01:12:59,600 What we should be discussing right now is something about this place. 955 01:12:59,760 --> 01:13:01,560 It doesn't feel right. 956 01:13:01,960 --> 01:13:04,120 What are you talking about? 957 01:13:04,320 --> 01:13:05,680 You're the one who wanted me to come here! 958 01:13:05,760 --> 01:13:06,960 That girl Mantis... 959 01:13:07,120 --> 01:13:08,360 she's afraid of something. 960 01:13:08,680 --> 01:13:10,840 Why are you trying to take this away from me? 961 01:13:11,000 --> 01:13:12,200 I'm not trying... 962 01:13:12,280 --> 01:13:14,160 He's my father. He's blood. 963 01:13:14,320 --> 01:13:16,280 You have blood on Earth and you never wanted to return there. 964 01:13:16,360 --> 01:13:18,360 Again, you made me come here! 965 01:13:18,440 --> 01:13:20,440 And Earth is the place where my mother died in front of me. 966 01:13:20,480 --> 01:13:23,240 No, it's because that place is real, and this is a fantasy. 967 01:13:23,400 --> 01:13:26,160 This is real! I'm only half human, remember? 968 01:13:26,240 --> 01:13:27,640 That's the half I'm worried about. 969 01:13:28,240 --> 01:13:29,920 Oh, I get it. You're jealous... 970 01:13:30,080 --> 01:13:32,480 because I'm part-god, and you like when I'm the weak one. 971 01:13:32,560 --> 01:13:35,160 You were insufferable to begin with. 972 01:13:35,320 --> 01:13:36,360 I haven't been able to reach Rocket. 973 01:13:36,440 --> 01:13:38,000 I'm gonna go outside, and I'm gonna try and get a signal. 974 01:13:38,160 --> 01:13:41,000 You know what? This is not Cheers after all! 975 01:13:41,160 --> 01:13:44,000 This is whatever the show is where one person is willing... 976 01:13:44,160 --> 01:13:45,920 to open themselves up to new possibility, 977 01:13:45,960 --> 01:13:47,720 and the other person is a jerk... 978 01:13:47,800 --> 01:13:49,640 who doesn't trust anybody! 979 01:13:49,720 --> 01:13:51,480 It's a show that doesn't exist. 980 01:13:51,640 --> 01:13:53,120 That's why it would get zero ratings! 981 01:13:53,520 --> 01:13:55,560 I don't know what Cheers is! 982 01:13:55,840 --> 01:13:58,920 I finally found my family. Don't you understand that? 983 01:14:00,120 --> 01:14:01,680 I thought you already had. 984 01:14:31,200 --> 01:14:32,480 Damn it. 985 01:15:05,640 --> 01:15:06,720 Psychopath! 986 01:17:17,040 --> 01:17:18,880 Are you kidding me? 987 01:17:45,160 --> 01:17:46,160 I win. 988 01:17:46,800 --> 01:17:49,000 I win. I bested you in combat. 989 01:17:49,160 --> 01:17:51,040 No. I saved your life. 990 01:17:51,200 --> 01:17:53,160 Well, you were stupid enough to let me live. 991 01:17:53,200 --> 01:17:54,240 You let me live! 992 01:17:54,400 --> 01:17:56,160 I don't need you always trying to beat me! 993 01:17:56,320 --> 01:17:57,680 I'm not the one that just flew across the universe 994 01:17:57,720 --> 01:17:59,040 just because I wanted to win. 995 01:17:59,120 --> 01:18:00,760 Do not tell me what I want. 996 01:18:00,840 --> 01:18:02,320 I don't need to tell you what you want! 997 01:18:02,400 --> 01:18:03,520 It's obvious! 998 01:18:03,560 --> 01:18:06,680 You were the one who wanted to win. And I just wanted a sister! 999 01:18:14,400 --> 01:18:15,960 You were all I had. 1000 01:18:17,320 --> 01:18:20,160 But you were the one who needed to win. 1001 01:18:21,320 --> 01:18:23,520 Thanos pulled my eye from my head... 1002 01:18:24,280 --> 01:18:26,280 and my brain from my skull... 1003 01:18:27,480 --> 01:18:29,360 and my arm from my body... 1004 01:18:31,160 --> 01:18:33,240 because of you. 1005 01:18:54,120 --> 01:18:55,200 You all right, son? 1006 01:18:58,480 --> 01:19:01,280 I saw your girl stomp off a little earlier in quite a huff. 1007 01:19:03,280 --> 01:19:05,040 It's fortuitous... 1008 01:19:05,200 --> 01:19:06,440 you listening to this song. 1009 01:19:06,640 --> 01:19:08,240 You know... Brandy? 1010 01:19:08,760 --> 01:19:09,800 By Looking Glass? 1011 01:19:11,600 --> 01:19:12,960 A favorite of your mom's. 1012 01:19:13,800 --> 01:19:15,320 Yeah, it was. 1013 01:19:15,800 --> 01:19:17,480 One of Earth's greatest musical compositions. 1014 01:19:17,640 --> 01:19:19,680 Perhaps its very greatest. 1015 01:19:19,840 --> 01:19:20,840 Yes! 1016 01:19:21,000 --> 01:19:24,160 Peter, you and I, we're the sailor in that song. 1017 01:19:28,640 --> 01:19:31,160 from far away 1018 01:19:33,200 --> 01:19:35,640 Like the child I put in your mother... 1019 01:19:35,800 --> 01:19:37,840 or the freedom you brought Gamora. 1020 01:19:43,160 --> 01:19:45,840 you would be 1021 01:19:53,160 --> 01:19:55,000 The sea calls the sailor back. 1022 01:19:55,160 --> 01:19:57,720 He loves the girl, but that's not his place. 1023 01:19:58,520 --> 01:20:02,520 The sea calls upon him as history calls upon great men. 1024 01:20:03,680 --> 01:20:07,200 And sometimes we are deprived the pleasures of mortals. 1025 01:20:07,720 --> 01:20:09,840 Well, you may not be mortal, but me... 1026 01:20:10,000 --> 01:20:11,280 No, Peter... 1027 01:20:11,360 --> 01:20:13,360 death will remain a stranger to both of us... 1028 01:20:13,720 --> 01:20:15,880 as long as the light burns within the planet. 1029 01:20:16,840 --> 01:20:18,000 I'm immortal? 1030 01:20:18,560 --> 01:20:19,560 Mmm-hmm. 1031 01:20:20,200 --> 01:20:21,200 Really? 1032 01:20:21,360 --> 01:20:24,200 Yes! As long as the light exists. 1033 01:20:25,240 --> 01:20:28,520 And I can use the light to build cool things... 1034 01:20:28,720 --> 01:20:31,000 like how you made this whole planet? 1035 01:20:31,160 --> 01:20:33,520 It might take you a few million years of practice... 1036 01:20:33,720 --> 01:20:35,880 before you get really good at it. But, yes! 1037 01:20:36,040 --> 01:20:37,080 What! 1038 01:20:37,360 --> 01:20:40,880 Get ready for an 800-foot statue of Pac-Man with Skeletor... 1039 01:20:41,040 --> 01:20:42,160 and Heather Locklear. 1040 01:20:42,200 --> 01:20:43,400 You can do anything you want. 1041 01:20:43,560 --> 01:20:44,960 I'm gonna make some weird shit. 1042 01:20:45,040 --> 01:20:48,240 But you know, Peter, it is a tremendous responsibility. 1043 01:20:48,400 --> 01:20:50,880 Only we can remake the universe. 1044 01:20:51,040 --> 01:20:53,600 Only we can take the bridle of the cosmos... 1045 01:20:53,680 --> 01:20:56,520 and lead it to where it needs to go. 1046 01:20:57,680 --> 01:20:58,720 How? 1047 01:21:09,200 --> 01:21:10,720 Come with me. 1048 01:21:20,600 --> 01:21:22,200 Drax, Drax. Drax! 1049 01:21:22,600 --> 01:21:24,240 Drax! We need to talk. 1050 01:21:26,320 --> 01:21:28,120 I'm sorry. 1051 01:21:28,320 --> 01:21:30,600 But I like a woman with some meat on her bones. 1052 01:21:30,640 --> 01:21:31,760 What? 1053 01:21:31,920 --> 01:21:35,160 I tried to let you down easily by telling you I found you disgusting. 1054 01:21:35,320 --> 01:21:36,760 No, that's not what I... 1055 01:21:40,280 --> 01:21:41,720 What are you doing? 1056 01:21:42,280 --> 01:21:44,800 I'm imagining being with you physically. 1057 01:21:44,800 --> 01:21:46,120 Drax... 1058 01:21:46,640 --> 01:21:47,960 I don't like you like that. 1059 01:21:48,000 --> 01:21:49,960 I don't even like the type of thing you are. 1060 01:21:50,440 --> 01:21:52,960 Hey! There's no need to get personal. 1061 01:21:53,120 --> 01:21:55,640 Listen! Ego's gotten exactly what he wanted. 1062 01:21:55,800 --> 01:21:57,640 I should have told you earlier. 1063 01:21:57,800 --> 01:22:00,920 I'm stupid. You are in danger. 1064 01:22:06,640 --> 01:22:07,640 What is that? 1065 01:22:11,120 --> 01:22:14,640 Now, you need to readjust the way you process life. 1066 01:22:14,800 --> 01:22:17,920 Everything around us, including the girl... 1067 01:22:18,120 --> 01:22:21,520 Everything is temporary. 1068 01:22:21,680 --> 01:22:24,640 We are forever. 1069 01:22:24,800 --> 01:22:26,240 Doesn't eternity get boring? 1070 01:22:26,320 --> 01:22:28,680 Not if you have a purpose, Peter... 1071 01:22:28,880 --> 01:22:30,840 which is why you're here. 1072 01:22:31,000 --> 01:22:33,240 I told you how all those years ago... 1073 01:22:33,320 --> 01:22:37,440 I had an unceasing impulse to find life. 1074 01:22:37,640 --> 01:22:41,680 But what I did not tell you was how, when I finally did find it... 1075 01:22:42,360 --> 01:22:43,680 it was all so... 1076 01:22:46,160 --> 01:22:48,000 disappointing. 1077 01:22:48,320 --> 01:22:51,840 And that is when I came... 1078 01:22:52,000 --> 01:22:55,680 to a profound realization. 1079 01:22:57,000 --> 01:23:01,160 My innate desire to seek out other life... 1080 01:23:01,680 --> 01:23:05,840 was not so that I could walk among that life. 1081 01:23:08,160 --> 01:23:09,320 Peter... 1082 01:23:10,240 --> 01:23:13,480 I have found meaning. 1083 01:23:33,400 --> 01:23:34,720 I see it. 1084 01:23:37,200 --> 01:23:39,000 Eternity! 1085 01:23:39,360 --> 01:23:40,840 Oh, my God. 1086 01:23:51,400 --> 01:23:53,520 We need to get off this planet. 1087 01:24:07,200 --> 01:24:08,480 Oh, man. 1088 01:24:08,640 --> 01:24:11,080 Anyway, before I was so rudely interrupted... 1089 01:24:11,280 --> 01:24:14,080 At that time, I was a Federal Express man. 1090 01:24:25,080 --> 01:24:27,200 What the hell you doing, boy? 1091 01:24:27,280 --> 01:24:29,320 I could tell by how you talked about him... 1092 01:24:29,480 --> 01:24:30,800 this Ego is bad news. 1093 01:24:31,000 --> 01:24:32,600 We're here to save Quill. 1094 01:24:32,800 --> 01:24:36,960 For what? Huh? For honor? For love? 1095 01:24:37,080 --> 01:24:39,960 No. I don't care about those things. 1096 01:24:40,120 --> 01:24:42,480 I wanna save Quill so I can prove I'm better than him! 1097 01:24:42,560 --> 01:24:45,400 I can lord this over him forever. 1098 01:24:47,120 --> 01:24:48,960 What are you laughing at me for? 1099 01:24:49,600 --> 01:24:54,320 You can fool yourself and everyone else, but you can't fool me. 1100 01:24:54,480 --> 01:24:55,760 I know who you are. 1101 01:24:55,800 --> 01:24:58,160 You don't know anything about me, loser. 1102 01:24:58,320 --> 01:25:00,520 I know everything about you. 1103 01:25:01,000 --> 01:25:03,520 I know you play like you're the meanest and the hardest... 1104 01:25:03,600 --> 01:25:05,040 but, actually, you're the most scared of all. 1105 01:25:05,160 --> 01:25:06,160 Shut up! 1106 01:25:06,200 --> 01:25:08,480 I know you steal batteries you don't need... 1107 01:25:08,640 --> 01:25:11,320 and you push away anyone who's willing to put up with you... 1108 01:25:11,440 --> 01:25:12,800 because just a little bit of love... 1109 01:25:12,880 --> 01:25:16,200 reminds you how big and empty that hole inside you actually is. 1110 01:25:16,520 --> 01:25:17,840 I said shut up! 1111 01:25:18,280 --> 01:25:19,680 I know them scientists what made you, 1112 01:25:19,680 --> 01:25:21,440 never gave a rat's ass about you. 1113 01:25:21,480 --> 01:25:22,920 I'm serious, dude! 1114 01:25:23,000 --> 01:25:25,520 Just like my own damn parents who sold me... 1115 01:25:25,720 --> 01:25:27,800 their own little baby, into slavery. 1116 01:25:28,200 --> 01:25:30,600 I know who you are, boy. 1117 01:25:30,680 --> 01:25:32,680 Because you're me. 1118 01:25:39,200 --> 01:25:41,320 What kind of a pair are we? 1119 01:25:42,560 --> 01:25:45,640 The kind that's about to go fight a planet, I reckon. 1120 01:25:45,800 --> 01:25:48,960 All right, okay! Good. Wait. 1121 01:25:49,360 --> 01:25:50,800 Fight a what? 1122 01:25:55,200 --> 01:25:56,240 Who are you people? 1123 01:25:56,320 --> 01:25:57,320 What is this place? 1124 01:25:57,400 --> 01:25:58,400 Gamora, let her go! 1125 01:25:58,560 --> 01:26:00,760 The bodies in the caverns... Who are they? 1126 01:26:00,920 --> 01:26:03,200 You are scared. 1127 01:26:06,680 --> 01:26:09,560 I call it the Expansion. 1128 01:26:10,680 --> 01:26:13,920 It is my purpose... 1129 01:26:14,080 --> 01:26:17,600 and now it is yours as well. 1130 01:26:18,520 --> 01:26:20,040 It's beautiful. 1131 01:26:21,200 --> 01:26:22,520 Over thousands of years... 1132 01:26:22,680 --> 01:26:26,760 I implanted thousands of extensions of myself... 1133 01:26:26,920 --> 01:26:29,680 on thousands of worlds. 1134 01:26:29,840 --> 01:26:33,600 I need to fulfill life's one true purpose... 1135 01:26:33,760 --> 01:26:35,760 To grow and spread... 1136 01:26:35,840 --> 01:26:38,960 covering all that exists... 1137 01:26:39,120 --> 01:26:43,280 until everything is... 1138 01:26:44,560 --> 01:26:45,600 Me! 1139 01:26:46,400 --> 01:26:48,640 What did she do to me? 1140 01:26:48,800 --> 01:26:50,560 She already told me everything. 1141 01:26:50,720 --> 01:26:53,120 I only had one problem. 1142 01:26:53,880 --> 01:26:56,880 A single Celestial doesn't have enough power 1143 01:26:56,920 --> 01:26:58,920 for such an enterprise. 1144 01:26:59,080 --> 01:27:01,200 But two Celestials... 1145 01:27:01,400 --> 01:27:04,640 Well, now, that just might do. 1146 01:27:07,440 --> 01:27:08,760 The bodies... 1147 01:27:09,560 --> 01:27:11,920 are his children. 1148 01:27:12,400 --> 01:27:13,640 EGO: Out of all my labors... 1149 01:27:13,800 --> 01:27:15,960 the most beguiling was... 1150 01:27:16,120 --> 01:27:19,560 attempting to graft my DNA with that of another species. 1151 01:27:19,760 --> 01:27:22,720 I hoped the result of such a coupling would be enough... 1152 01:27:22,800 --> 01:27:24,760 to power the Expansion. 1153 01:27:25,760 --> 01:27:28,320 I had Yondu deliver some of them to me. 1154 01:27:28,400 --> 01:27:31,960 It broke the Ravager code, but I compensated him generously... 1155 01:27:32,080 --> 01:27:35,760 and to ease his conscience, I said I'd never hurt them. 1156 01:27:35,800 --> 01:27:38,560 I mean, that was true. They never felt a thing. 1157 01:27:38,640 --> 01:27:41,920 But one after the other, they failed me. 1158 01:27:42,080 --> 01:27:45,920 Not one of them carried the Celestial genes. 1159 01:27:46,080 --> 01:27:47,320 Until you, Peter. 1160 01:27:48,560 --> 01:27:51,160 Out of all my spawn... 1161 01:27:51,320 --> 01:27:55,400 only you carried the connection to the light. 1162 01:27:55,560 --> 01:27:58,640 We need to find Peter now, and get off this damn planet. 1163 01:27:58,720 --> 01:28:01,320 Ego will have won him to his side by now. 1164 01:28:02,400 --> 01:28:03,800 Then we just go. No! 1165 01:28:03,960 --> 01:28:05,000 He's our friend. 1166 01:28:05,160 --> 01:28:06,160 All any of you do... 1167 01:28:06,320 --> 01:28:08,480 is yell at each other. You are not friends. 1168 01:28:08,680 --> 01:28:10,080 You're right. 1169 01:28:10,640 --> 01:28:11,760 We're family. 1170 01:28:13,600 --> 01:28:15,160 We leave no one behind. 1171 01:28:18,600 --> 01:28:19,960 Except maybe you. 1172 01:28:20,480 --> 01:28:21,960 Oh, my God. 1173 01:28:22,640 --> 01:28:24,680 For the first time in my existence... 1174 01:28:24,840 --> 01:28:27,920 I am truly not alone! 1175 01:28:33,360 --> 01:28:34,640 What is it, son? 1176 01:28:37,840 --> 01:28:39,160 My friends. 1177 01:28:40,360 --> 01:28:44,440 You see, that's the mortal in you, Peter. 1178 01:28:44,880 --> 01:28:45,880 Yes. 1179 01:28:46,040 --> 01:28:49,120 We are beyond such things. 1180 01:28:49,280 --> 01:28:50,280 Yes. 1181 01:28:52,720 --> 01:28:53,920 Now... But my mother... 1182 01:28:56,800 --> 01:28:59,120 You said you loved my mother. 1183 01:28:59,280 --> 01:29:00,800 And that I did. 1184 01:29:02,040 --> 01:29:04,400 My river lily who knew all the words 1185 01:29:04,560 --> 01:29:06,880 to every song that came over the radio. 1186 01:29:08,720 --> 01:29:11,400 I returned to Earth to see her three times. 1187 01:29:11,560 --> 01:29:14,080 And I knew if I returned a fourth... 1188 01:29:14,240 --> 01:29:15,800 I'd never leave. 1189 01:29:16,880 --> 01:29:18,480 The Expansion... 1190 01:29:19,920 --> 01:29:22,320 the reason for my very existence, would be over. 1191 01:29:22,400 --> 01:29:24,400 So, I did what I had to do. 1192 01:29:27,240 --> 01:29:30,760 But it broke my heart to put that tumor in her head. 1193 01:29:35,080 --> 01:29:36,160 What? 1194 01:29:36,240 --> 01:29:37,760 Now, all right... 1195 01:29:37,920 --> 01:29:39,720 I know that sounds bad. 1196 01:29:51,600 --> 01:29:55,120 Who in the hell do you think you are? 1197 01:29:55,280 --> 01:29:56,960 You killed my mother! 1198 01:29:57,080 --> 01:29:58,120 I tried... 1199 01:29:58,280 --> 01:30:00,040 so hard... 1200 01:30:00,200 --> 01:30:01,640 to find the form... 1201 01:30:01,720 --> 01:30:04,200 that best suited you... 1202 01:30:04,280 --> 01:30:06,680 and this is the thanks I get? 1203 01:30:08,400 --> 01:30:10,960 You really need to grow up. 1204 01:30:15,040 --> 01:30:17,280 I wanted to do this together... 1205 01:30:17,440 --> 01:30:19,400 but I suppose you'll have to learn 1206 01:30:19,440 --> 01:30:22,960 by spending the next thousand years as a battery! 1207 01:30:24,560 --> 01:30:26,320 Finally! Rocket? 1208 01:30:26,480 --> 01:30:29,200 Keep that transmitter nearby, so I can find you. 1209 01:30:29,400 --> 01:30:32,640 We're in an old piece of construction equipment Yondu once used... 1210 01:30:32,720 --> 01:30:34,000 to slice open the Bank of A'askavaria. 1211 01:30:34,080 --> 01:30:35,120 Ego's unhinged. 1212 01:30:35,240 --> 01:30:36,720 ROCKET: I know. Get ready. 1213 01:30:36,800 --> 01:30:38,240 Drop her, Kraglin. 1214 01:30:56,840 --> 01:30:57,960 No. 1215 01:31:09,000 --> 01:31:11,920 EGO: 1216 01:31:16,360 --> 01:31:17,520 Peter... 1217 01:31:18,320 --> 01:31:20,640 this is the sea. 1218 01:31:22,800 --> 01:31:23,800 Oh... 1219 01:32:03,760 --> 01:32:05,440 Hey, there, jackass! 1220 01:32:15,760 --> 01:32:17,240 MAN: What is that thing? 1221 01:32:24,760 --> 01:32:26,720 Out of the way, dumber, smaller Groot! 1222 01:32:31,440 --> 01:32:34,080 I told you something didn't feel right. 1223 01:32:34,240 --> 01:32:36,680 "I told you so." Just what I need to hear right now. 1224 01:32:36,760 --> 01:32:38,440 Well, I came back, didn't I? 1225 01:32:39,120 --> 01:32:40,480 Because there's an unspoken thing. 1226 01:32:40,560 --> 01:32:42,600 There is no unspoken thing. 1227 01:32:42,760 --> 01:32:44,440 What are you doing? You could've killed us all! 1228 01:32:45,120 --> 01:32:46,640 Uh... "Thank you, Rocket"? 1229 01:32:46,800 --> 01:32:48,000 We had it under control. 1230 01:32:48,160 --> 01:32:50,600 We did not. That is only an extension... 1231 01:32:50,640 --> 01:32:52,800 of his true self. He will be back soon. 1232 01:32:52,960 --> 01:32:54,320 What's Smurfette doing here? 1233 01:32:54,400 --> 01:32:56,320 Whatever I need to do to get a damn ride home. 1234 01:32:56,400 --> 01:32:57,760 She tried to murder me! 1235 01:32:57,800 --> 01:32:59,600 I saved you, you stupid fox! 1236 01:32:59,800 --> 01:33:01,240 He's not a fox. 1237 01:33:01,400 --> 01:33:02,400 I am Groot. 1238 01:33:02,560 --> 01:33:03,520 I'm not a raboon, either. 1239 01:33:03,640 --> 01:33:04,640 I am Groot. 1240 01:33:04,800 --> 01:33:06,280 "Raccoon." Whatever. 1241 01:33:09,760 --> 01:33:11,160 How do we kill a Celestial? 1242 01:33:11,240 --> 01:33:12,640 There's a center to him. 1243 01:33:12,800 --> 01:33:14,960 His brain, his soul, whatever it is... 1244 01:33:15,000 --> 01:33:16,320 Some sort of protective shell. 1245 01:33:16,640 --> 01:33:17,680 It's in the caverns... 1246 01:33:17,840 --> 01:33:18,960 below the surface. 1247 01:33:21,520 --> 01:33:23,280 Yondu? 1248 01:33:31,760 --> 01:33:33,000 Thrusters are out. 1249 01:33:33,480 --> 01:33:35,360 Guess I should be glad I was a skinny kid. 1250 01:33:35,440 --> 01:33:37,360 Otherwise, you'd have delivered me to this maniac. 1251 01:33:37,440 --> 01:33:38,640 You still reckon that's the reason 1252 01:33:38,720 --> 01:33:39,960 I kept you around, you idiot? 1253 01:33:40,000 --> 01:33:41,480 That's what you told me, you old doofus. 1254 01:33:42,160 --> 01:33:44,320 Once I figured out what happened to them other kids... 1255 01:33:44,360 --> 01:33:46,080 I wasn't just gonna hand you over. 1256 01:33:46,160 --> 01:33:47,800 You said you were gonna eat me. 1257 01:33:47,840 --> 01:33:49,360 That was being funny! 1258 01:33:50,160 --> 01:33:51,360 Not to me! 1259 01:33:51,520 --> 01:33:52,800 You people have issues. 1260 01:33:52,840 --> 01:33:54,720 Of course I have issues. 1261 01:33:55,560 --> 01:33:58,400 That's my freakin' father! 1262 01:33:58,560 --> 01:34:00,160 Thrusters are back up. 1263 01:34:13,720 --> 01:34:15,920 We should be going up! QUILL: We can't! 1264 01:34:16,080 --> 01:34:18,720 Ego wants to eradicate the universe as we know it. 1265 01:34:18,880 --> 01:34:20,000 We have to kill him. 1266 01:34:20,040 --> 01:34:21,040 Rocket! 1267 01:34:21,160 --> 01:34:22,160 Got it! 1268 01:34:28,320 --> 01:34:30,920 QUILL: Whoo-hoo! 1269 01:34:36,040 --> 01:34:37,880 So, we're saving the galaxy again? 1270 01:34:38,040 --> 01:34:39,080 I guess. 1271 01:34:39,280 --> 01:34:40,400 Awesome! 1272 01:34:42,400 --> 01:34:44,680 We're really gonna be able to jack up our prices... 1273 01:34:44,720 --> 01:34:46,440 if we're two-time galaxy savers. 1274 01:34:46,520 --> 01:34:49,080 I seriously can't believe that's where your mind goes. 1275 01:34:49,240 --> 01:34:52,120 It was just a random thought, man. I thought we were friends. 1276 01:34:52,200 --> 01:34:54,560 Of course, I care about the planets, and the buildings... 1277 01:34:54,600 --> 01:34:56,440 and all the animals on the planets. 1278 01:34:56,600 --> 01:34:57,880 And the people. 1279 01:34:58,040 --> 01:34:59,040 Meh. 1280 01:34:59,600 --> 01:35:03,800 The crabby puppy is so cute. He makes me wanna die! 1281 01:35:41,480 --> 01:35:42,480 AYESHA: Pilots... 1282 01:35:42,640 --> 01:35:44,000 release envoy units. 1283 01:35:46,160 --> 01:35:48,120 Our sensors detect the batteries 1284 01:35:48,280 --> 01:35:50,280 are below the surface of the planet. 1285 01:35:52,120 --> 01:35:53,120 Dive! 1286 01:36:10,080 --> 01:36:11,600 Um... Captain? 1287 01:36:12,320 --> 01:36:13,760 Captain? 1288 01:36:18,680 --> 01:36:20,480 Tell me why Ego wants you here? 1289 01:36:20,960 --> 01:36:22,640 He needs my genetic connection to the light... 1290 01:36:22,840 --> 01:36:24,960 to help destroy the universe. 1291 01:36:25,120 --> 01:36:27,320 He tried to teach me how to control the power. 1292 01:36:27,480 --> 01:36:28,680 So, could you? 1293 01:36:28,840 --> 01:36:30,000 A little. 1294 01:36:30,160 --> 01:36:31,320 I made a ball. 1295 01:36:31,520 --> 01:36:32,480 A ball? 1296 01:36:32,680 --> 01:36:34,320 I thought as hard as I could. 1297 01:36:34,480 --> 01:36:36,160 It was all that I could come up with. 1298 01:36:36,200 --> 01:36:37,520 You "thought"? 1299 01:36:37,680 --> 01:36:39,680 You think when I make this arrow fly... 1300 01:36:39,840 --> 01:36:41,840 I use my head? 1301 01:36:53,240 --> 01:36:54,520 Whoa. 1302 01:37:03,360 --> 01:37:04,360 There. 1303 01:37:04,520 --> 01:37:06,520 That's Ego's core. 1304 01:37:08,880 --> 01:37:10,520 GAMORA: That ore is thick, Rocket. 1305 01:37:10,720 --> 01:37:12,320 I got it covered. 1306 01:37:18,720 --> 01:37:20,040 We must hurry. 1307 01:37:20,200 --> 01:37:22,320 It will not take Ego long to find us. 1308 01:37:26,560 --> 01:37:27,720 Keep it steady. 1309 01:37:34,240 --> 01:37:36,360 We drill into the center, we kill him! 1310 01:37:42,720 --> 01:37:44,080 KRAGLIN: Captain? 1311 01:37:44,400 --> 01:37:45,480 What is it, Kraglin? 1312 01:37:45,560 --> 01:37:47,600 Hey, remember that Ayesha chick? 1313 01:37:48,080 --> 01:37:49,960 Yeah, why? Uh... 1314 01:37:50,240 --> 01:37:51,240 Oh, hell! 1315 01:38:12,040 --> 01:38:13,760 Why aren't you firing the lasers? 1316 01:38:14,080 --> 01:38:15,800 They blew out the generator. 1317 01:38:15,960 --> 01:38:18,760 I think I packed a small detonator. 1318 01:38:18,960 --> 01:38:20,600 A detonator is worthless without explosives. 1319 01:38:20,640 --> 01:38:22,280 Well, we got these. 1320 01:38:22,960 --> 01:38:24,960 Is that thing strong enough to kill Ego? 1321 01:38:25,120 --> 01:38:27,000 If it is, it'll cause a chain reaction... 1322 01:38:27,160 --> 01:38:28,800 throughout his entire nervous system. 1323 01:38:28,840 --> 01:38:29,840 Meaning what? 1324 01:38:29,960 --> 01:38:31,680 The entire planet will explode. 1325 01:38:31,760 --> 01:38:33,240 We'll have to get out of here fast. 1326 01:38:33,400 --> 01:38:34,920 I rigged a timer. 1327 01:38:35,840 --> 01:38:37,080 QUILL: Go! 1328 01:38:51,120 --> 01:38:52,960 He's coming. 1329 01:38:54,360 --> 01:38:56,160 Didn't you say you could make him sleep? 1330 01:38:56,520 --> 01:38:58,960 When he wants. He's too powerful. 1331 01:38:59,160 --> 01:39:00,520 I can't! 1332 01:39:00,960 --> 01:39:02,800 You don't have to believe in yourself... 1333 01:39:03,520 --> 01:39:05,640 because I believe in you. 1334 01:39:17,680 --> 01:39:18,680 Sleep! 1335 01:39:26,320 --> 01:39:28,040 I never thought she'd be able to do it... 1336 01:39:28,120 --> 01:39:30,360 with as weak and skinny as she appears to be. 1337 01:39:31,320 --> 01:39:34,360 I don't know how long I can hold him. 1338 01:39:37,520 --> 01:39:39,200 ROCKET: The metal's too thick. 1339 01:39:39,360 --> 01:39:40,360 For the bomb to work, 1340 01:39:40,400 --> 01:39:42,760 we'd actually need to place it on Ego's core. 1341 01:39:42,840 --> 01:39:45,200 And our fat butts ain't gonna fit through those tiny holes. 1342 01:39:45,920 --> 01:39:46,920 QUILL: Well... 1343 01:39:49,520 --> 01:39:51,360 That's a terrible idea. 1344 01:39:51,520 --> 01:39:53,920 Which is the only kind of idea we have left. 1345 01:39:54,880 --> 01:39:56,320 Unbelievable. 1346 01:39:56,480 --> 01:39:58,840 "Rocket, do this. Rocket, do that." 1347 01:40:00,320 --> 01:40:01,760 What a day. 1348 01:40:09,400 --> 01:40:12,880 All right, first you flick this switch, then this switch. 1349 01:40:13,040 --> 01:40:14,280 That activates it. 1350 01:40:14,440 --> 01:40:16,280 Then you push this button... 1351 01:40:16,440 --> 01:40:19,520 which will give you five minutes to get out of there. 1352 01:40:19,680 --> 01:40:21,040 Now, whatever you do... 1353 01:40:21,560 --> 01:40:24,040 don't push this button... 1354 01:40:24,200 --> 01:40:26,240 because that will set off the bomb immediately 1355 01:40:26,280 --> 01:40:27,720 and we'll all be dead. 1356 01:40:27,920 --> 01:40:30,360 Now, repeat back what I just said. 1357 01:40:30,520 --> 01:40:32,280 I am Groot. Uh-huh. 1358 01:40:32,440 --> 01:40:34,400 I am Groot. That's right. 1359 01:40:34,560 --> 01:40:35,800 I am Groot. No! 1360 01:40:36,120 --> 01:40:38,520 No, that's the button that will kill everyone! 1361 01:40:38,720 --> 01:40:39,720 Try again. 1362 01:40:40,880 --> 01:40:42,040 Hmm... 1363 01:40:42,720 --> 01:40:44,560 I am Groot. Mmm-hmm. 1364 01:40:44,720 --> 01:40:46,760 I am Groot. Uh-huh. 1365 01:40:46,920 --> 01:40:47,920 I am Groot. 1366 01:40:47,960 --> 01:40:49,920 No! That's exactly what you just said! 1367 01:40:49,960 --> 01:40:51,600 How is that even possible? 1368 01:40:51,760 --> 01:40:53,920 Which button is the button you're supposed to push? 1369 01:40:54,080 --> 01:40:55,280 Point to it. 1370 01:40:55,440 --> 01:40:56,440 No! 1371 01:40:56,720 --> 01:40:58,560 QUILL: Hey, you're making him nervous! 1372 01:40:58,600 --> 01:41:00,400 Shut up and get me some tape! 1373 01:41:00,560 --> 01:41:02,000 Does anybody have any tape out there? 1374 01:41:02,120 --> 01:41:03,760 I wanna put some tape over the death button. 1375 01:41:04,000 --> 01:41:06,840 I don't have any tape. Let me check. 1376 01:41:07,040 --> 01:41:09,680 Yo, Yondu... Ow! 1377 01:41:09,840 --> 01:41:12,000 Do you have any tape? 1378 01:41:14,280 --> 01:41:17,320 Gamora? Do you have any tape? 1379 01:41:17,480 --> 01:41:18,560 Tape! 1380 01:41:18,760 --> 01:41:21,120 Never mind. Ow! 1381 01:41:22,080 --> 01:41:24,640 Drax, do you have any tape? 1382 01:41:24,720 --> 01:41:27,320 Yes, Scotch tape would work. 1383 01:41:27,640 --> 01:41:29,640 Then why did you ask me if Scotch tape would work, 1384 01:41:29,680 --> 01:41:30,680 if you don't have any? 1385 01:41:32,160 --> 01:41:33,440 Nobody has any tape! 1386 01:41:33,480 --> 01:41:35,000 Not a single person has tape? 1387 01:41:35,440 --> 01:41:36,440 Nope! 1388 01:41:36,600 --> 01:41:37,760 Did you ask Nebula? 1389 01:41:38,320 --> 01:41:39,320 Yes! 1390 01:41:39,480 --> 01:41:40,680 Are you sure? 1391 01:41:40,840 --> 01:41:42,160 I asked Yondu... 1392 01:41:42,320 --> 01:41:43,480 and she was sitting next to him. 1393 01:41:43,520 --> 01:41:44,520 I knew you were lying! 1394 01:41:44,600 --> 01:41:46,760 You have priceless batteries and an atomic bomb in your bag. 1395 01:41:46,840 --> 01:41:49,360 If anybody's gonna have tape, it's you! 1396 01:41:49,440 --> 01:41:53,080 That's exactly my point! I have to do everything! 1397 01:41:53,160 --> 01:41:55,640 You are wasting a lot of time here! 1398 01:41:58,000 --> 01:41:59,120 Whee! 1399 01:42:02,000 --> 01:42:04,000 We're all gonna die. 1400 01:42:05,680 --> 01:42:07,840 YONDU: Rear thrusters are out again! 1401 01:42:08,000 --> 01:42:10,000 We're done for without that generator! 1402 01:42:24,000 --> 01:42:25,320 Guardians... 1403 01:42:26,080 --> 01:42:27,720 perhaps it will provide you solace... 1404 01:42:27,880 --> 01:42:30,560 that your deaths are not without purpose. 1405 01:42:31,080 --> 01:42:32,720 They will serve as a warning... 1406 01:42:32,880 --> 01:42:35,200 to all of those tempted with betraying us. 1407 01:42:35,680 --> 01:42:38,520 Don't screw with the Sovereign. 1408 01:42:42,240 --> 01:42:43,400 This is gonna hurt. 1409 01:42:43,520 --> 01:42:45,160 Promises, promises. 1410 01:42:55,360 --> 01:42:56,320 Hey! 1411 01:43:08,120 --> 01:43:09,120 No! 1412 01:43:09,720 --> 01:43:11,840 No! No! No! 1413 01:43:17,280 --> 01:43:18,280 QUILL: We're gonna blow! 1414 01:43:23,560 --> 01:43:25,600 Peter! No! 1415 01:43:45,440 --> 01:43:46,440 What? 1416 01:43:46,760 --> 01:43:48,760 You look like Mary Poppins. 1417 01:43:48,920 --> 01:43:50,320 Is he cool? 1418 01:43:52,120 --> 01:43:53,800 Hell, yeah, he's cool. 1419 01:43:54,480 --> 01:43:56,440 I'm Mary Poppins, y'all! 1420 01:44:23,800 --> 01:44:25,840 Mantis, look out! 1421 01:44:37,960 --> 01:44:39,600 She's just unconscious. 1422 01:44:55,560 --> 01:44:57,160 How long until the bomb goes off? 1423 01:44:57,280 --> 01:44:59,720 In the unlikely event that Groot doesn't kill us all... 1424 01:44:59,800 --> 01:45:01,000 about six minutes. 1425 01:45:06,000 --> 01:45:08,600 Kraglin, we need the quadrant for an extraction. 1426 01:45:08,680 --> 01:45:09,760 T-minus five minutes. 1427 01:45:09,840 --> 01:45:11,000 Aye, Captain. 1428 01:45:14,840 --> 01:45:16,800 Somebody's gotta be up top when Kraglin arrives. 1429 01:45:18,040 --> 01:45:19,560 Drax, take Mantis. 1430 01:45:22,400 --> 01:45:23,840 Ow! My nipples! 1431 01:45:31,920 --> 01:45:33,240 Gamora! 1432 01:45:36,880 --> 01:45:38,040 Peter! 1433 01:46:04,240 --> 01:46:05,680 Get over it. 1434 01:46:06,080 --> 01:46:09,920 Come now, Peter. I know this isn't what you want. 1435 01:46:11,920 --> 01:46:16,400 What kind of father would I be to let you make this choice? 1436 01:46:47,960 --> 01:46:51,600 EGO: Soon, Peter, we will be all there is. 1437 01:46:52,280 --> 01:46:55,440 So stop pissing me off! 1438 01:47:15,600 --> 01:47:17,200 We have to get up to the extraction point! 1439 01:47:25,320 --> 01:47:26,640 Go! 1440 01:49:25,760 --> 01:49:27,320 I told you... 1441 01:49:27,480 --> 01:49:31,440 I don't want to do this alone. 1442 01:49:34,600 --> 01:49:35,640 You cannot deny... 1443 01:49:35,800 --> 01:49:40,120 the purpose the universe has bestowed upon you. 1444 01:49:49,240 --> 01:49:51,000 OFFICER: Everyone, I need you to stay back! 1445 01:49:51,240 --> 01:49:52,240 What is that? 1446 01:50:07,920 --> 01:50:10,200 EGO: It doesn't need to be like this, Peter. 1447 01:50:12,280 --> 01:50:15,360 Why are you destroying our chance? 1448 01:50:18,000 --> 01:50:21,160 Stop pretending you aren't what you are. 1449 01:50:23,040 --> 01:50:24,040 One in billions. 1450 01:50:25,800 --> 01:50:27,640 Trillions. Even more. 1451 01:50:29,960 --> 01:50:34,560 What greater meaning can life possibly have to offer? 1452 01:50:37,000 --> 01:50:41,200 I don't use my head to fly the arrow, boy! 1453 01:50:41,680 --> 01:50:43,520 I use my heart... 1454 01:51:18,800 --> 01:51:22,560 You shouldn't have killed my mom, and squished my Walkman. 1455 01:51:32,080 --> 01:51:36,000 never break the chain 1456 01:51:46,000 --> 01:51:48,760 never break the chain 1457 01:51:57,600 --> 01:52:00,160 break the chain 1458 01:52:02,840 --> 01:52:05,720 Groot? If you can hear me, hurry up! 1459 01:52:05,760 --> 01:52:09,040 I'm not sure how long Quill can keep him distracted! 1460 01:52:09,440 --> 01:52:11,040 Groot, hurry! 1461 01:53:06,800 --> 01:53:09,000 Yondu, we're about to blow! 1462 01:53:09,160 --> 01:53:10,680 Get to the ship! 1463 01:53:10,840 --> 01:53:11,880 Not without Quill! 1464 01:53:12,000 --> 01:53:14,160 You need to take care of the twig! 1465 01:53:15,440 --> 01:53:17,240 Not without you! 1466 01:53:18,400 --> 01:53:21,680 I ain't done nothin' right my whole damn life, rat. 1467 01:53:25,080 --> 01:53:27,320 You need to give me this. 1468 01:53:35,440 --> 01:53:36,440 Uh... 1469 01:53:37,520 --> 01:53:40,040 A spacesuit and an aero-rig. 1470 01:53:40,200 --> 01:53:42,360 I only have one of each. 1471 01:53:54,640 --> 01:53:56,280 I am Groot. 1472 01:53:57,040 --> 01:53:58,120 What's that? 1473 01:53:59,720 --> 01:54:03,960 He says, "Welcome to the frickin' Guardians of the Galaxy." 1474 01:54:04,560 --> 01:54:06,880 Only he didn't use "frickin'." 1475 01:54:13,200 --> 01:54:14,240 Bye, twig. 1476 01:54:16,200 --> 01:54:19,800 We're gonna need to have a real discussion about your language. 1477 01:55:14,440 --> 01:55:15,440 Where's Peter? 1478 01:55:16,160 --> 01:55:18,160 Rocket, where is he? 1479 01:55:18,960 --> 01:55:19,960 Rocket. 1480 01:55:20,080 --> 01:55:21,640 Rocket, look at me! Where is he? 1481 01:55:24,240 --> 01:55:25,240 Mmm... 1482 01:55:28,000 --> 01:55:30,440 No. I'm not leaving without him. 1483 01:55:37,360 --> 01:55:38,360 I'm sorry. 1484 01:55:39,200 --> 01:55:42,040 I can only afford to lose one friend today. 1485 01:55:42,600 --> 01:55:43,600 Kraglin, go! 1486 01:55:44,440 --> 01:55:45,440 Wait... 1487 01:55:46,160 --> 01:55:47,760 Is Quill back? 1488 01:55:49,280 --> 01:55:51,840 Rocket, where's Quill? 1489 01:55:52,840 --> 01:55:56,280 Rocket, where's Quill? 1490 01:55:57,280 --> 01:55:58,480 Rocket! 1491 01:55:59,440 --> 01:56:00,560 Where's Quill? 1492 01:56:02,640 --> 01:56:04,640 Where's Quill? 1493 01:56:12,840 --> 01:56:15,040 No, we need to stop it. 1494 01:56:20,240 --> 01:56:21,240 Stop. 1495 01:56:22,040 --> 01:56:23,680 Stop. Listen to me! 1496 01:56:23,840 --> 01:56:25,400 You are a god. 1497 01:56:26,880 --> 01:56:28,200 If you kill me... 1498 01:56:28,360 --> 01:56:31,000 you'll be just like everybody else. 1499 01:56:32,040 --> 01:56:33,680 What's so wrong with that? 1500 01:56:33,840 --> 01:56:34,840 No! 1501 01:57:25,440 --> 01:57:27,600 He may have been your father, boy, 1502 01:57:27,720 --> 01:57:29,200 but he wasn't your daddy. 1503 01:57:33,560 --> 01:57:35,880 I'm sorry I didn't do none of it right. 1504 01:57:36,920 --> 01:57:39,280 I'm damn lucky you're my boy. 1505 01:57:43,040 --> 01:57:44,320 What? 1506 01:57:56,120 --> 01:57:57,360 Yondu, what are you doing? 1507 01:57:57,440 --> 01:57:58,640 You can't. 1508 01:57:59,240 --> 01:58:01,000 Yondu! 1509 01:58:06,640 --> 01:58:08,240 No! 1510 01:58:12,720 --> 01:58:13,720 No! 1511 01:58:14,800 --> 01:58:16,760 Oh! Aww... 1512 01:58:17,080 --> 01:58:19,640 No! No! 1513 01:58:20,320 --> 01:58:22,280 Oh, no! 1514 01:59:17,040 --> 01:59:18,600 QUILL: I told Gamora... 1515 01:59:18,720 --> 01:59:20,600 how when I was a kid I used to pretend 1516 01:59:20,720 --> 01:59:22,520 David Hasselhoff was my dad. 1517 01:59:25,320 --> 01:59:28,040 He's a singer and actor from Earth, really famous guy. 1518 01:59:29,560 --> 01:59:31,440 Earlier, it struck me... 1519 01:59:32,680 --> 01:59:34,680 Yondu didn't have a talking car, 1520 01:59:34,800 --> 01:59:36,800 but he did have a flying arrow. 1521 01:59:37,400 --> 01:59:39,640 He didn't have the beautiful voice of an angel... 1522 01:59:39,720 --> 01:59:42,000 but he did have the whistle of one. 1523 01:59:42,160 --> 01:59:45,720 Both Yondu and David Hasselhoff went on kick-ass adventures... 1524 01:59:45,800 --> 01:59:48,360 and hooked up with hot women... 1525 01:59:48,520 --> 01:59:50,520 and fought robots. 1526 01:59:53,200 --> 01:59:57,200 I guess David Hasselhoff did kind of end up being my dad after all. 1527 01:59:57,360 --> 01:59:58,560 Only it was you, Yondu. 1528 02:00:05,080 --> 02:00:07,000 I had a pretty cool dad. 1529 02:00:10,000 --> 02:00:12,720 What I'm trying to say here is... 1530 02:00:13,680 --> 02:00:18,320 sometimes that thing you're searching for your whole life... 1531 02:00:20,680 --> 02:00:23,040 it's right there by your side all along. 1532 02:00:23,200 --> 02:00:25,000 You don't even know it. 1533 02:00:37,120 --> 02:00:38,520 I am Groot. 1534 02:00:39,960 --> 02:00:41,680 He did call you twig. 1535 02:00:44,120 --> 02:00:45,440 Nebula... 1536 02:00:50,400 --> 02:00:52,360 I was a child like you. 1537 02:00:53,240 --> 02:00:57,360 I was concerned with staying alive until the next day, every day. 1538 02:00:57,560 --> 02:01:00,520 And I never considered what Thanos was doing to you. 1539 02:01:00,680 --> 02:01:02,480 I'm trying to make it right. 1540 02:01:02,640 --> 02:01:04,120 There are little girls like you... 1541 02:01:04,160 --> 02:01:07,000 across the universe who are in danger. 1542 02:01:09,680 --> 02:01:11,280 You can stay with us and help them. 1543 02:01:11,840 --> 02:01:14,240 I will help them by killing Thanos. 1544 02:01:14,400 --> 02:01:16,440 I don't know if that's possible. 1545 02:01:31,320 --> 02:01:33,440 You will always be my sister. 1546 02:02:17,640 --> 02:02:18,640 KRAGLIN: Pete! 1547 02:02:22,440 --> 02:02:24,320 Captain found this for you in a junker shop. 1548 02:02:24,400 --> 02:02:27,200 Said you'd come back to the fold someday. 1549 02:02:29,000 --> 02:02:30,160 What is it? 1550 02:02:30,240 --> 02:02:31,280 It's called a Zune. 1551 02:02:31,360 --> 02:02:33,480 It's what everybody's listening to on Earth nowadays. 1552 02:02:33,560 --> 02:02:34,960 It's got 300 songs on it. 1553 02:02:35,040 --> 02:02:37,360 300 songs? 1554 02:02:42,440 --> 02:02:43,600 Wait. 1555 02:02:49,680 --> 02:02:51,600 Rocket grabbed the pieces, and reassembled them. 1556 02:02:51,680 --> 02:02:54,120 I think Yondu would want you to have it. 1557 02:02:57,600 --> 02:02:58,920 Thanks... 1558 02:03:00,760 --> 02:03:02,040 Captain. 1559 02:03:41,080 --> 02:03:43,840 to make a change 1560 02:03:48,680 --> 02:03:52,440 that's your fault 1561 02:03:52,600 --> 02:03:55,520 much you have to know 1562 02:04:03,320 --> 02:04:08,800 I am old, but I'm happy 1563 02:04:14,080 --> 02:04:15,400 They came. 1564 02:04:23,440 --> 02:04:24,880 What is it? 1565 02:04:25,560 --> 02:04:28,120 I sent word to Yondu's old Ravager buddies, 1566 02:04:28,160 --> 02:04:29,680 and told them what he did. 1567 02:04:33,320 --> 02:04:35,120 It's a Ravager funeral. 1568 02:04:52,440 --> 02:04:53,440 Yeah! 1569 02:04:54,120 --> 02:04:55,560 Yeah! 1570 02:05:02,920 --> 02:05:04,840 He didn't let us down after all, Captain. 1571 02:05:05,760 --> 02:05:07,560 No, he did not, son. 1572 02:05:08,560 --> 02:05:10,000 He did not. 1573 02:05:16,680 --> 02:05:20,080 Fare thee well, old friend. 1574 02:05:22,280 --> 02:05:27,120 Yondu Udonta, I will see you in the stars. 1575 02:05:31,200 --> 02:05:33,160 He didn't chase them away. 1576 02:05:33,320 --> 02:05:34,400 No. 1577 02:05:35,440 --> 02:05:37,560 Even though he yelled at them. 1578 02:05:37,760 --> 02:05:39,320 And was always mean. 1579 02:05:41,840 --> 02:05:43,960 And he stole batteries he didn't need. 1580 02:05:49,600 --> 02:05:51,120 Well, of course not. 1581 02:06:15,360 --> 02:06:16,520 What? 1582 02:06:17,200 --> 02:06:18,320 It's just... 1583 02:06:21,000 --> 02:06:23,720 some unspoken thing. 1584 02:06:32,800 --> 02:06:34,880 It's beautiful. 1585 02:06:36,400 --> 02:06:37,560 It is. 1586 02:06:39,080 --> 02:06:41,280 And so are you. 1587 02:06:43,200 --> 02:06:44,440 On the inside. 1588 02:06:53,240 --> 02:06:57,240 I have to go away 1589 02:08:40,520 --> 02:08:41,720 You know, it's a shame... 1590 02:08:41,760 --> 02:08:43,960 that it took the tragedy of losing Yondu 1591 02:08:44,040 --> 02:08:46,160 to bring us all together again. 1592 02:08:46,320 --> 02:08:49,520 But I think he'd be proud knowing that we are back as a team. 1593 02:08:50,240 --> 02:08:51,240 I'm in. 1594 02:08:51,400 --> 02:08:52,400 Dope. 1595 02:08:52,480 --> 02:08:54,520 I miss you guys so much! 1596 02:08:54,680 --> 02:08:55,960 Hell, yes. 1597 02:08:59,000 --> 02:09:01,000 What say we steal some shit? 1598 02:11:20,080 --> 02:11:22,040 High Priestess, the Council is waiting. 1599 02:11:23,240 --> 02:11:26,400 They are perturbed I've wasted our resources. 1600 02:11:31,000 --> 02:11:33,960 When they see what I have created here... 1601 02:11:34,160 --> 02:11:36,200 their wrath will dissipate. 1602 02:11:37,400 --> 02:11:40,400 It's a new type of birthing pod, ma'am? 1603 02:11:41,760 --> 02:11:43,000 That, my child... 1604 02:11:43,160 --> 02:11:45,120 is the next step in our evolution. 1605 02:11:45,280 --> 02:11:48,320 More powerful, more beautiful... 1606 02:11:48,480 --> 02:11:52,640 more capable of destroying the Guardians of the Galaxy. 1607 02:11:55,240 --> 02:11:57,800 I think I shall call him... 1608 02:11:59,560 --> 02:12:01,080 Adam. 1609 02:12:02,200 --> 02:12:05,480 FT. DAVID HASSELHOFF'S "GUARDIANS INFERNO" PLAYING) 1610 02:14:03,040 --> 02:14:04,400 Ugh, dude. 1611 02:14:05,280 --> 02:14:06,880 Seriously? 1612 02:14:07,040 --> 02:14:09,040 You gotta clean up your room. It's a complete mess. 1613 02:14:09,080 --> 02:14:10,600 I am Groot. 1614 02:14:10,680 --> 02:14:12,720 I am not boring. You're boring. 1615 02:14:12,760 --> 02:14:13,760 You know what's boring? 1616 02:14:13,880 --> 02:14:16,920 Sitting there, playing that mind-numbing game. 1617 02:14:17,080 --> 02:14:20,800 What's boring is me tripping over your vines every day! 1618 02:14:21,280 --> 02:14:22,440 I'm not boring! 1619 02:14:22,600 --> 02:14:23,760 I am Groot. 1620 02:14:25,360 --> 02:14:27,840 And now I know how Yondu felt. 1621 02:15:03,640 --> 02:15:05,840 HASSELHOFF: In these times of hardship... 1622 02:15:06,960 --> 02:15:09,080 just remember... 1623 02:15:09,640 --> 02:15:13,680 We. Are. Groot. 1624 02:15:17,000 --> 02:15:18,160 Hey, fellas. 1625 02:15:18,320 --> 02:15:20,000 Wait, where are you going? 1626 02:15:20,160 --> 02:15:22,560 You were supposed to be my lift home. 1627 02:15:22,760 --> 02:15:24,360 How will I get out of here? 1628 02:15:24,560 --> 02:15:25,880 Hey! Aw, gee... 1629 02:15:25,960 --> 02:15:28,680 I've got so many more stories to tell. 1630 02:15:28,840 --> 02:15:30,080 Aw, guys. 1631 02:15:30,240 --> 02:15:32,640 Oh, gee...