1
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(BELLS TOLLING)

2
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(BELLS TOLLING)

3
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- Good evening, Brigadier.
- Good evening.

4
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Could you please give me the time?

5
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- 3:05.
- Now as thieves!

6
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- Oh, no! You, this,
you can't say it! - And why?

7
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But you forget
that times have changed.

8
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The trains arrive on time,
the strikes are over, the thieves are over!

9
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- In Italy, thieves no longer exist.
Good night! - Good night. - 'Night.

10
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(LAUGHTER.
INDISTINCT VOICES)

11
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- Ah! Ernesto!
- Well, at his age!

12
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- And what did he do? - He drank
three bottles of ischirogen. - Hand!

13
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Well, at 75!

14
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Give me a kiss, Ernesto, a kiss.

15
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- Done!
- I am thirsty!

16
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- Do we want to drink? - No, stop.
We drank enough.

17
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- I only came to make a phone call.
- At this time? And to whom?

18
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- Like to whom? You know, to my wife.
- How indelicate you are, Ernesto!

19
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- Why? - You're with me
and you think of your wife!

20
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Never! I never think about it, you know!
I just call them...

21
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...to calm her down a bit.

22
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- You know what my wife is like, don't you?
- I know, you told me a thousand times.

23
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Hello miss,
can you please give me the 2434?

24
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- She's ugly, she's fat, she's old!
- Shh!

25
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- And you married her for the money!
- I never said that.

26
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I've always thought so!
(TROMPET SOUND)

27
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(PHONE RINGING)

28
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Ready!

29
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Ah, Ernesto!
Has something happened?

30
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- What do I know, I haven't yet
read the newspapers! > Silvia: Where are you?

31
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- I'm... I'm on the phone!
- But where are you calling from?

32
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From a pay phone!
I'm at the station!

33
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- Ernesto, who are you with? - But with whom
Do you want it to be, darling? I'm alone.

34
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- And who were you with before?
- I was alone even before I was alone.

35
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Enough! I understand. When you are alone
you're always with a woman!

36
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Let me finish, I said "just"
meaning I'm with a friend.

37
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It is not true! I called
to all your friends!

38
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Less than this. You don't know him,
I haven't seen him for many years.

39
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- And you made it to 3:00?
- By force! I told you...

40
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...I hadn't seen him in a long time.

41
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- Do you know what saved my life?
- Really? And when?

42
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- At war.
- If you haven't done it, war!

43
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No, but I cheered.
What, didn't I tell you?

44
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Oh yes, I cheered.
A typhoon I tell you.

45
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Well, this here is the friend,..

46
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...the doctor who treated me
in war this typhoid. Yes!

47
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- In which hospital?
- Well, in the Cav hospital --

48
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< Ernesto: Di Cavar --
Of Cavar -- Cavarzere!

49
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< Ernesto: Well, it's hard to say.
It's Doctor Biagio Tanzarella.

50
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Yes, head doctor of the hospital
of the country I told you about now.

51
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It's possible I've never spoken to you
of Dr. Biagio Tanzarella?

52
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Never! Never! And not even typhoid!

53
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And don't think you can get away with it
with all these lies!

54
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But I'm not telling you
lies, darling! Ouch!

55
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- What was it?
- A slap.

56
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- Who slapped you?
- it! I slapped myself!

57
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A mosquito that got to me
close to the nose!

58
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It's full here at the station
of mosquitoes, damn!

59
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- Listen to this stuff! Listen to that stuff!
Listen! - At the station, huh?

60
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Yes. What do you want me to tell you,
they will have arrived by train.

61
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But when do they decide?
to reclaim these Pontine marshes?

62
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Well, I'll come right away
home, darling. HI!

63
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"Darling", huh?!

64
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No, look at those mosquitoes
they are finished.

65
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I'll teach you how to be an idiot
when you talk to her!

66
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In short, to his wife
something needs to be said!

67
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Yes! But not "honey"
in front of your lover!

68
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What the heck!
A little respect, right?

69
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Via Ciro Menotti, 2.
Quickly please, thank you!

70
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- How much is it?
- 3.25, ma'am.

71
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- Here it is. 3 and 50.
- Thank you, thank you very much, ma'am.

72
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- Well arrived, Madame Countess.
- How are you doing, dear? Is everyone okay at home?

73
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Yes, yes! They're all fine!
They were waiting for her.

74
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They received
the telegram last night.

75
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Gina: Please have a seat.

76
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- And my daughter? - He's in his room.
Go ahead because she's awake.

77
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- Clara: Has my son-in-law gone out?
- No, he's still sleeping.

78
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- Ah well, but if he's still sleeping...
- The gentleman sleeps in the study.

79
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In the studio? Oh yeah!
The last time he complained...

80
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...that Silvia always pulls
the covers on his side!

81
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Gina! Gina!

82
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- Commands.
- Coffee and newspaper. - Yes, sir!

83
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- Who was there? - Mom
of the lady. It has arrived now.

84
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Ouch! Mother in law in the morning...
We're off to a bad start!

85
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It's useless, mom!
I don't need proof!

86
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When a man
He acts like my husband...

87
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It may be the wife's fault.

88
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The only fault I can have
is to not believe his lies!

89
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Does it seem like anything to you? A crafty wife
he has to pretend to believe.

90
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That's what I did tonight,
when he returned.

91
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< Clara: And him?
- He went to sleep in the study!

92
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Well, for once,
when you argue...

93
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It's been three months, mom,
who sleeps in the study!

94
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- Three months?! - Yes, yes!
- What are you saying?

95
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- And he doesn't think about the waitress!
- This is already a fortune,..

96
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...because usually
husbands think about it.

97
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Mom I'm talking about the figure
what do I do with the waitress!

98
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- Who knows what that one will think!
- What do you want me to think, darling?

99
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He will think that in this house
There's a wasted man!

100
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Come on, don't get angry now.
I'll talk to your husband, huh?

101
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- Dear mother!
- Good morning, dear.

102
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Seeing you first thing in the morning means
start the day off right.

103
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How dear! Now sit down, darling,
because we have to have a speech.

104
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If it's the invitation
at the Castelletto,..

105
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...I already told Silvia, I can't.
- How?

106
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You don't care about knowing
His Excellency?

107
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- Why did we invite him?
- I wonder that too!

108
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Anyway I can't!

109
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Listen, Ernesto,
I understand neglecting your wife...

110
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...but these days
the big shots must be respected.

111
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- And then why can't you?
- The office!

112
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Ah! Even this night
did you have an office?

113
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I would like to know what
Silvia told you.

114
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- I spent the night with a friend.
- A friend! But do me a favor!

115
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< Ernesto: Yes, a friend.
What's strange?

116
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< One cannot pass
a night with a friend?

117
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It's the doctor...
He's a doctor, in short, a doctor.

118
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Do you see it? He doesn't even remember
what's his name!

119
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I told you tonight!

120
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- And now you've forgotten?
- I haven't forgotten.

121
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- In fact, I remember it very well.
- Come on, say it again!

122
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Of course I'll say it again!
It's the doctor...

123
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After ten years I will have the right
I forgot a name, right?

124
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- But you saw him last night!
- Yes!

125
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- Tell me his name!
- It's called... It's very simple.

126
00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:11,312
I have it here
on the tip of the tongue.

127
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< Ernesto: It's the doctor...
- Doctor Biagio Tanzarella!

128
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Here you are!
Doctor Biagio Tanza --

129
00:10:18,040 --> 00:10:20,270
- But how do you know?
- He told me.

130
00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:24,275
- Who is he? - The gentleman who is over there!
Here is his business card.

131
00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:28,553
But yes, it's him,
my friend!

132
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"Doctor Biagio Tanzarella,
Head doctor of Cavarzere Hospital?

133
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Come on, let him in!

134
00:10:36,280 --> 00:10:39,636
- But how, do you even let him in?
- Of course, if he's a friend of yours!

135
00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:42,320
- Why are you making such a stupid face?
- Who, me?

136
00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:44,710
- What do I do?
My usual face. - He's right.

137
00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:52,949
Here I am!

138
00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:57,911
Dearest!
I'm here! Disturbance?

139
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< Biagio: If I bother you, I'll leave.
- No, no! Indeed!

140
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- For us it is a real pleasure.
How is it going? - Dear! Yes!

141
00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:08,160
Meet my mother-in-law,
Countess Bernabei.

142
00:11:08,280 --> 00:11:10,317
- Gosh! Enchanté, countess!
- Good morning.

143
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- My wife Silvia.
- Where? - Here it is. - Excuse me!

144
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- Pleasure!
- Much pleasure. Enchanted, madame!

145
00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:17,715
This is the doctor.
My great friend!

146
00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:19,359
Ten years ago, if I wasn't there,..

147
00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:21,158
...by now her husband
he would have died...

148
00:11:21,240 --> 00:11:23,151
...buried,
rotten and smelly..

149
00:11:23,240 --> 00:11:25,311
...like a vile bastard!
Am I right?

150
00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:27,676
- Please take a seat.
- Ah! But then is it true?

151
00:11:27,760 --> 00:11:30,195
- Am I a vile bastard?
- If I hadn't been there, yes!

152
00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:33,159
Well, of course!
Oh yes, of course!

153
00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:36,518
It's true, ma'am, as true as it is
that her husband, tonight...

154
00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:40,673
...he was with me until 3:00.
At the station! Huh?

155
00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:44,320
We had so much fun,
but really a lot, you know?

156
00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:47,393
To see those trains leaving.
It was funny!

157
00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:50,393
"In the carriage!
For Genoa Ligure! Let's go!"

158
00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:54,396
"For Belluno! Let's go!
For Battipaglia!"

159
00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:58,230
- No! He didn't leave for Battipaglia.
- Yes, it's true. But it has arrived!

160
00:11:58,320 --> 00:12:01,119
- How did he arrive? But what are you doing?
- The mosquito! - Oh yes!

161
00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:04,909
The station was full of mosquitoes,
but like this! They were teeming!

162
00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:06,911
Mosquitoes got caught
with your hands!

163
00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,992
Every mosquito, I don't exaggerate,
it was as much as a galoche!

164
00:12:10,080 --> 00:12:12,515
- Ah! Yes, he told me!
- You will be convinced now.

165
00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:16,559
- I really didn't doubt it.
- Very bad, ma'am, very bad!

166
00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:19,880
Wives have a duty
to doubt their husbands,..

167
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:23,550
...because, between us,
husbands are a bunch of scoundrels.

168
00:12:24,280 --> 00:12:26,874
- You scoundrel!
- Well, there are always some exceptions.

169
00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:30,919
This is you! It is true!
He is an exception! He is a champion!

170
00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:34,357
I know this one...

171
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,115
...for ten years!

172
00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:38,032
Two decades, madam, two decades.

173
00:12:38,160 --> 00:12:39,230
(LAUGHTER)

174
00:12:39,480 --> 00:12:42,518
Do you remember the laughter,
the laughs we had...

175
00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:45,399
...when he had typhus,
to the Cavarzere hospital?

176
00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:48,518
He had lousy typhus, ma'am,
that was wonderful!

177
00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:52,275
But it was funny you know! Every petechiae
it was like an oil lamp!

178
00:12:52,680 --> 00:12:55,433
- Do you even remember the typhoid?
- Well, if he cured you!

179
00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:58,239
What does it have to do with it? With many patients
who has can forget about it.

180
00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:01,915
- And what does that mean? - And yet...
- You don't forget anything! - Nothing!

181
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,071
Yet I his name
I've heard it before.

182
00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:06,959
Maybe! Who knows how many times
I will have mentioned it here.

183
00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:10,590
Ninth! No, dear, not from you.
Excuse me. Come, dear, let's leave them alone.

184
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,640
- Countess, welcome!
- No, we'll be right back.

185
00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:16,712
- In the meantime I'll have them brought
a good coffee. - Well done, Countess.

186
00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:18,438
- As that old saying goes...
- How?

187
00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:22,434
- "A good coffee is welcome."
- Ah, beautiful! Permit. - Please.

188
00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:28,758
- A good coffee for the doctor...
- Doctor? - Doctor?

189
00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:30,713
Look on the business card.

190
00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:32,438
The business card
my mother-in-law got it!

191
00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:35,273
- How do you do it? - How do you do it?
Don't remember the name?

192
00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:37,670
- Sorry, you invented it, not me.
- I know!

193
00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:39,592
- Let's try to remember that.
- I don't remember.

194
00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:41,273
- Mozzarella!
- No, mozzarella!

195
00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:43,476
- Wheelchair! - No! Panzetta!
- What a Panzetta!

196
00:13:43,560 --> 00:13:45,870
- It ended in "ella".
- Yes, in "ella". - I remember.

197
00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:47,792
It was a name
with a kind of dance inside.

198
00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:50,713
- Tarantella. - Tarantella.
- No! - No! Dan -- Dancer!

199
00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:52,154
- Tanzarella!
- Tanzarella!

200
00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:53,992
- Yes, yes, yes!
- Ah, thank goodness!

201
00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:55,799
- I had a stroke!
- I imagine!

202
00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:57,871
- Let's try not to forget it again.
- Ninth!

203
00:13:57,960 --> 00:14:00,793
Tanzarella! Tanzarella!
Tanzarella! Tanzarella!

204
00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:02,917
- Tanza... - ...rella!
- ...rella!

205
00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:06,239
- And now tell me your name.
- Doctor Tanzarella!

206
00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:09,790
No, let's not start again, please!
I want to know his real name.

207
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:13,197
- And then why did he come here?
- Because I am a benefactor!

208
00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:16,759
When someone is in trouble,
I'm trying to "dissolve" it!

209
00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:18,831
- How, excuse me?
- I'll "dissolve" him! Clear?

210
00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:21,719
Yes, I understand!
Well, do you know what I'm telling you? Thank you.

211
00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:24,519
- Thank you with all my heart! - Please.
You're welcome, but we don't understand each other.

212
00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:26,989
- Why?
- Young man, this is about money!

213
00:14:27,080 --> 00:14:29,993
- Argent, rubles!
Here, rubles! - I understood very well.

214
00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:33,118
- 1000 lire is okay?
- Did he take me for a beggar?

215
00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:35,316
Modestly, not to boast,
I know how to dress!

216
00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:37,630
I wear gaiters
and she comes away with 1000 lire?

217
00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:39,711
- I understand!
- But I say, young man, eh!

218
00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:42,394
And the dear night?
I woke up a printer at night...

219
00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:44,232
...to print
business cards?

220
00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:45,640
But he said he was
a benefactor!

221
00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:47,233
Yes, but about myself,
have patience!

222
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:50,073
- Here we need 10,000 lire
and a kiss on top! - 10,000 lire?

223
00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:51,878
- Yes. - This is blackmail
nice and good!

224
00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:54,759
Do you call it blackmail?
Well, I tell everything to his wife!

225
00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:57,195
- Don't say anything, please!
- Don't touch me! - No.

226
00:14:57,280 --> 00:14:59,191
- Don't touch me! - I won't touch it!
- No hands on you!

227
00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:01,078
I'm still!
Shut up, please!

228
00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:03,515
- Let's come to an arrangement.
- Let's come to an arrangement.

229
00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:05,716
- 5,000 lire!
- No way 5,000 lire! 10,000!

230
00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:08,440
- Do you insist on 5,000 lire?
- No! - I call him his wife!

231
00:15:08,520 --> 00:15:10,750
- No! - I'll call you, you know?
- I'll give him ten. - Hurry up!

232
00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:12,956
- I'll write you a check.
- Sign it for me.

233
00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:15,236
But I'm curious:
how did he know...

234
00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:18,756
...all the details about tonight?
- This is my business, okay?

235
00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:21,354
- Go, otherwise I'll call your wife.
- Yes, yes, I'm going!

236
00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:24,155
How did he know
about mosquitoes, about all these things?

237
00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:26,800
- I call?
- No, I'm going! I go! - And go! Go!

238
00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:44,629
A man sleeping
I've been in the studio for three months.

239
00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:48,076
...I'd keep an eye on him. However,
you can't do anything tonight.

240
00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:51,118
- Ninth. But it occurred to me
one more thing. - What?

241
00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:54,159
If Ernesto tonight
he talked a lot with the doctor,..

242
00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:56,754
...could it be that he is ill?
- Do you believe?

243
00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:59,593
But yes, mom! And this
It would explain a lot of things.

244
00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:03,076
- I found! Here's who can tell us.
- What if Ernesto is ill?

245
00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:05,470
Hand!
Who is this Doctor Tanzarella!

246
00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:08,634
I've heard of him before,
It's not a common name.

247
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:12,195
Ready? Miss,
I would like to speak to the director.

248
00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:15,432
I am Countess Bernabei.
He knows it for sure.

249
00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:19,030
Ready! Director, how are you doing?

250
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,957
No, I'm only staying for a few hours.

251
00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:25,037
Sorry if I'm bothering you,
director,..

252
00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:27,714
...but generally you journalists
you always know everything.

253
00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:31,031
She's never heard of it
of a certain Doctor Tanzarella?

254
00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:35,550
- YES! Yes! Biagio Tanzarella.
- From Cavarzere. - From Cavarzere.

255
00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:39,356
Tanzarella? But yes! It's that
who saved his life!

256
00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:43,076
- I know! To my son-in-law.
- No, what does your son-in-law have to do with it?

257
00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:45,078
To Him! To our Duce!

258
00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:48,751
Why not? He's still her friend,
his trusted personal doctor.

259
00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:50,871
He comes here to Rome
to visit him every now and then.

260
00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:55,909
- But what does he say? So is he influential?
- Certainly, Countess. Very!

261
00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:59,910
In these times, those who are close to Him...
one little word is enough.

262
00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:04,997
Oh, I realize that!
Thank you, director! Goodbye!

263
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:10,437
Did you understand? If your husband is capable
to take advantage of this little bit of friendship,..

264
00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:13,558
...has a future ahead of it!
A careerist!

265
00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:16,314
Mom, you just think
to Ernesto's career.

266
00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:19,233
- Why not you? - You have to think
to your health too!

267
00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:21,755
Okay, let's talk to the doctor,
they are such good friends!

268
00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:23,797
Rather,
Let's hope he's sick.

269
00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:26,440
Let's hope so? But what if he was sick
it would be a problem!

270
00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:29,832
But if it were not, my daughter,
it would be a worse problem!

271
00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:36,310
- Here, this is the check!
- Thank you! - And now get going!

272
00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:41,516
- Tell me: is this check covered?
- How dare you? It's covered yes.

273
00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:44,514
- Do you call me first name? - Sure, I'll pay you.
- We barely know each other!

274
00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:47,240
- Shh! We've known each other for ten years!
- Yes, it's true.

275
00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:49,757
- The ladies are coming right away.
- Well.

276
00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:52,116
Sorry, I have to go
in the bank with the countess?

277
00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:54,430
- To do what?
- To get the gold cutlery.

278
00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:57,512
- I do not know. Ask the lady.
- I did not understand! The gold cutlery?!

279
00:17:57,600 --> 00:18:00,831
These are things that don't concern you.
Please, spin away! Hurry, go!

280
00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:03,639
No! I'll have coffee first!
How does that old saying go?

281
00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:07,270
To have a coffee and to cheat
the wife, there is always time!

282
00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:10,670
- Dear Doctor!
< Biagio: Countess!

283
00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:13,115
- I see you're doing very well
with Ernesto. - Yes.

284
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:15,157
- We had four pleasant
chatter. - Well!

285
00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:18,278
Yes, we were talking... What were we talking about?
Ah, some cutlery!

286
00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:21,959
Oh, you talked to him
of our gold cutlery? Bravo!

287
00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:25,436
See what beauty. They were
chiseled by Benvenuto Cellini.

288
00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:26,914
- Gosh!
- Yes

289
00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:29,920
- But I mean, are they really made of gold?
- Gold! Gold!

290
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:33,311
- It's a gift from the Tsar of Russia
to my ambassador grandfather. - Hey!

291
00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:35,630
We usually keep them
in a safe,..

292
00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:39,315
...but tomorrow, for the occasion,
we decided to put them on the table!

293
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:42,153
- Here? Here? - No, not here.
At my house, in Montefalco.

294
00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:44,470
Yes, because tomorrow
His Excellency will come..

295
00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:47,951
...to inaugurate a monument
and will be our guest at Castelletto.

296
00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:50,680
We will have a great lunch
in his honor! Yes.

297
00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:54,318
- What a great party!
- It will be a wonderful party, Ernesto!

298
00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:58,553
- I imagine! - Doctor!
- Say. - Why doesn't she come too?

299
00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:01,633
- It? < Clara: Yes!
- In Castelletto? - To Castelletto!

300
00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:05,117
But Ernesto, you don't seem happy!
You will also be our guest!

301
00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:08,960
- You're joking!
- No, the lady is serious.

302
00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:10,838
- Certain!
- Of course we're serious!

303
00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:13,434
But yes, because they don't know
that you have a lot of commitments.

304
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:15,158
He's saying
who has a lot of commitments.

305
00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:17,151
Do you hear it?
Is he telling you?

306
00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:19,277
- Am I saying that?
- You didn't really say that...

307
00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:21,954
...but you meant it,
you could read it in the expression.

308
00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:25,317
- If he doesn't accept, we'll be offended.
- Can you hear it? They get offended. I accept!

309
00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:26,834
- Well done!
- Excellent!

310
00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:29,992
Well done so to speak.
With all the commitments he has, let's go!

311
00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:31,798
And his wife?
Where does he leave her?

312
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:35,236
- In a hotel, for three days, alone?
- Then bring her too!

313
00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:37,755
- If they insist...
- Of course we insist!

314
00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:40,275
- Then I'll sprint.
I'm going and coming back! - I'll take you.

315
00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:42,397
- No! I'll accompany her.
- As you like.

316
00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:45,672
I wanted to ask you, by the way,
in Bainsizza, do you remember?

317
00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:49,992
Overcoat and hat, please.

318
00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:56,955
Here you are. Now, just outside of here,
telephones. Find any excuse.

319
00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:58,991
Say you had to leave
suddenly.

320
00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:01,469
What an impression with your wife!
He'll say I'm rude!

321
00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:03,915
- Enough now! Look, I...
- Ma'am!

322
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:06,714
< Biagio: I'll go get you
my wife and I'll be right back!

323
00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:09,235
- No, wait!
- No, let him go, Ernesto.

324
00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:10,834
< Silvia: He'll be back anyway.

325
00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:14,353
Oh, I know! I know it's coming back!

326
00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:17,673
- But why did you invite him?
- For your career!

327
00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:20,873
- For my career?!
- Yes!

328
00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:24,271
When the Minister knows
that you are such a friend of his doctor...

329
00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:27,352
- The Minister's doctor?
- No! Of the Duce!

330
00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:29,551
Ah well, then...
Of the Duce?!

331
00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:32,237
But who told you something like that?

332
00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:34,231
As? You didn't know
who was the Duce's doctor?

333
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:36,277
- You are such good friends!
- the Duce's friend?

334
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:40,274
- No! The doctor's! - Ah, from the doctor --
Oh yes, of course. Of course not!

335
00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:43,872
- What, you didn't know?
- Yes, I knew it! I knew it very well!

336
00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:47,670
- Why didn't you tell me? - Why
you can't say certain things!

337
00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:49,671
You won't send me
in confinement, right?

338
00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:52,195
- Can't they be said?
- Of course, you can't say.

339
00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:55,113
- He doesn't want it! - The doctor?
- But no, Him! Him!

340
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:58,438
You will understand such a vigorous man,
so strong, so energetic,..

341
00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:01,160
...he doesn't want anyone to know
who needs a doctor.

342
00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:04,592
- So you can't tell anyone?
- To no one, for goodness sake!

343
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:07,479
< Silvia: Not even to His Excellency?
- Much less to His Excellency!

344
00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:09,949
- We're going to the bank!
- Ah yes, hurry!

345
00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:12,475
- He's really nice
that doctor! - Yes!

346
00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:14,551
There's only one thing
which I don't understand:

347
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:17,439
...how come he is from Cavarzere
and does he have a Neapolitan accent?

348
00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:21,354
- But how should you speak sorry?
- Veneto! - He must have forgotten.

349
00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:26,751
A dialect can also be forgotten.
One lives in Èì and then... What do I know?

350
00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:29,349
- Until we meet again.
- Hello, mom. - Let's go, Gina.

351
00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:32,149
We hope that Mrs
she's nice like him.

352
00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:34,670
- Do you know her, the lady?
- Which lady?

353
00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:37,156
- The wife!
- Ah... No, never seen it.

354
00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:46,719
Miserable, scoundrel, perjurer!
He should have heard it!

355
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:51,229
- She's ugly, fat, over 50 years old.
- False propaganda.

356
00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:55,150
- If the wife is beautiful
as you say... - Ah yes! Believe me!

357
00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:58,471
I am modestly a foodie,
if I tell her she's beautiful, she's beautiful.

358
00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:01,393
- You'll see what I'm capable of.
- Oh no, please!

359
00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:03,790
For goodness sake, no scenes.
We're on terms.

360
00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:07,714
- Don't worry, mine will be one
refined revenge. - That's fine.

361
00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:23,439
Please, your suitcases!

362
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:30,154
Rascal!
He even gave me the false address!

363
00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:32,431
And you understand,
so he wouldn't see it.

364
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:34,876
- You're welcome, ma'am.
- Let's go! - Yes!

365
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,274
Master! Master!

366
00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:42,830
- What is it? - They're back now,
with a suitcase. - The cutlery!

367
00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:45,150
- Can you take me with you, master?
- Are you crazy?

368
00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:48,517
- Say I'm your brother.
- How dare you?

369
00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:52,629
And then I already have two false teeth,
a wife and a thousand dollar bill!

370
00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:54,791
- So hurry up!
- But I want to make myself useful.

371
00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:58,111
- Do you want to make yourself useful? Pay the taxi.
- Why do I have to pay for it?

372
00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:00,316
- So you get the rest, stupid!
- Ah!

373
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:08,869
Clara: Here they are,
the famous gold cutlery.

374
00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:12,675
Clara: It's useless,
every time I see them again..

375
00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:15,190
...they seem more beautiful to me.
Beautiful, right?

376
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:20,237
> Silvia: Mom! Mom!
Ernesto! They have arrived!

377
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,229
Countess!

378
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,560
Ernesto! My young lady..

379
00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:34,755
...can't stand it
to know yours!

380
00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:39,073
- My wife, my mother-in-law.
- But Ernesto, what do you say?

381
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:41,350
- I meant...
- The opposite. - Here you are.

382
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:43,909
Dear, Ernesto
he is my great friend.

383
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:46,277
- But we already know each other.
- Oh yes?

384
00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:50,629
Yes. My husband told me a lot about it
I already feel like I know him.

385
00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:55,678
- She, rather, is a surprise!
- What idea did you have of me, madam?

386
00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:59,191
Well, who knows why... Sorry, you know,
but I had it in mind...

387
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:03,239
...that her husband had married
an ugly woman! Much older.

388
00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:05,709
- Yes, yes, yes.
- And instead his wife is delightful.

389
00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:08,076
- Yes, yes.
- Finds? - It's obvious!

390
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,953
Ernesto! It's obvious!

391
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:14,353
- Ernesto! Why are you so red?
- it, red? - Yes!

392
00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:17,199
- But it's true, you're all sweaty.
- Are you feeling unwell?

393
00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:19,874
Oh, sorry, dear, but why
Won't you pay him a visit?

394
00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:23,078
- Wow! - This is a good idea, yes!
- What's wrong? How do you feel?

395
00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:25,595
I feel a tingling
to the hands and throughout the body.

396
00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:27,159
- Impossible. - Let's go over there.
- You look great.

397
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:28,719
He's doing great.
Crack of health!

398
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:30,438
- Pay me a visit.
- No need, you're fine.

399
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:32,875
- Yes, doctor! - I tell you come!
- That's not the case...

400
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:35,600
- We'll be right back.
- But this visit is superfluous.

401
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:41,315
But why?
Why did you bring that woman?

402
00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:44,558
- The golden cutlery! What magnificence!
- Stop with your hands!

403
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:47,559
But are they really gold?
All that is light is not gold!

404
00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:50,230
- It's gold!
- Yes, but leave the cutlery alone!

405
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:53,153
- And answer instead!
- Should I have brought a wife?

406
00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:55,670
- I didn't have another one!
- That's not your wife!

407
00:24:55,760 --> 00:25:00,470
- I know. (screaming) She's your lover!
- Silence! Do you want me to hear Silvia?

408
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:02,358
What shouldn't I hear?

409
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:06,554
- Tell me everything, doctor, is it serious?
- Sui generis.

410
00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:10,795
But if he does what I say,
if you listen to my advice...

411
00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:14,790
...everything will be fine, though
the matter is quite serious.

412
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:18,237
- Oh, doctor!
- Eh, I know, I know, I know!

413
00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:20,317
- And tell me, ma'am...
- Yes

414
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:24,116
How long has the young man been
do you experience these problems?

415
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:28,359
- Ah... For three months, doctor!
- Three months? Oh, the peppa!

416
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:32,596
- That's a bit much, son!
- Ernesto! You must heal yourself, heal!

417
00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:34,870
Yes, dear, don't worry.
Be calm.

418
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:38,271
Doctor, we have so much faith
in her, do not abandon us.

419
00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:41,199
I don't have the slightest intention of doing so
to abandon you.

420
00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:44,517
God forbid! For goodness sake!
I'm here, I'm not leaving.

421
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:48,514
I'm not giving up on this guy!
He must be monitored, he must be cared for.

422
00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:53,237
- Doll, I won't give up on you! Understood?
Go, ma'am. - Thank you, doctor.

423
00:25:57,760 --> 00:26:00,115
And I'll give you a punch,
if you don't finish it!

424
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:03,875
With such a beautiful wife, you know
what is she? He's a stinker!

425
00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:07,878
And you are Venetian, remember that!
Veneto! Of Cavarzere!

426
00:26:10,120 --> 00:26:11,918
- How is it going? - Ah, doctor!
- So what?

427
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:15,470
Don't worry! Don't worry!
Yes, he's a little sick,...

428
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:19,156
...but now I'm getting stoned
and I'll put it right, witch!

429
00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:21,191
YES!

430
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:39,915
- But what's happening?
- Eh, we're stuck.

431
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,879
As? It's not possible!
This is a perfect car!

432
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:45,271
Away, away! Get it moving again,
please.

433
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:48,114
Hear how he sneezes.
But what can be done?

434
00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:50,635
Put an aspirin
in the carburetor, I don't know.

435
00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:52,831
A moment of patience,
Now I'll take care of it.

436
00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:56,836
Calm down.

437
00:26:57,280 --> 00:26:59,749
- Be careful, eh! - Yes!
- Do you want a hand?

438
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:03,199
- Be careful not to burn yourself!
< Silvia: Watch out!

439
00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:07,154
Calm! I know a lot about engines!
I'll take care of it!

440
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:13,553
(MOLOWING)

441
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:26,550
The carriages were slower,
but at least you didn't have to push them.

442
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:30,315
It's the age of the motor, Countess.
Cars increase every day.

443
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,710
Yesterday, in via del Tritone,
you won't believe it...

444
00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:34,996
...in less than an hour
more than twenty have passed!

445
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:36,718
- Oh yes?
- Oh yes, yes!

446
00:27:37,360 --> 00:27:40,034
< Lauretta: Really cute
this place!

447
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:43,439
Biagio: Stop! We have arrived!

448
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:47,480
We hope to find
a good mechanic at least.

449
00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:51,759
- Ugh! What an effort!
- But this is not a workshop!

450
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:54,829
- It's a tavern!
- And what do I do with the tavern?

451
00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:58,112
What are you doing? But me, no.
I need to refresh myself...

452
00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:01,511
.«I'm feeling peckish...
- The doctor is absolutely right!

453
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:05,116
- This air has made me hungry!
- Then it doesn't hurt to rest a bit.

454
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:07,430
Oh yeah! I push it
and are you tired?

455
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:09,670
- It is better to rest the car
and go inside. - Host!

456
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:13,151
- No, you stay here, don't move.
> Biagio: People of the house! Casigliani!

457
00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:16,120
Is anyone there?
But if no one is there...

458
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:18,669
...because no one answers
and says there's no one there?

459
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:20,353
(LAUGHTER)
Beautiful!

460
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:25,751
It's needed. Host!
Are you all dead? Costs?

461
00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:28,674
Man: Sorry! Sorry,
sir, have patience!

462
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:33,073
- But we were over there and we couldn't hear it.
We have a seriously ill person. - A sick person?

463
00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:35,920
Yes, ma'am. My father-in-law,
my wife's father.

464
00:28:36,120 --> 00:28:37,872
He's so sick, poor guy!

465
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,116
He had indigestion
a week ago..

466
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:42,510
...and we can't do it anymore
to get him out of bed.

467
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:44,193
- He's lucky.
- Eh, not much.

468
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:47,272
I was saying he's lucky because
We have a very good doctor with us.

469
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:50,478
- YES? And who is this, who is this...
- Like who are you, doctor? It's her, isn't it!

470
00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:52,631
Yes, it's true!
How stupid, that's me.

471
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:55,149
As the lady said
"very good doctor",..

472
00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:57,470
...my modesty
he forced me not to understand.

473
00:28:57,560 --> 00:29:00,757
Doctor, the patient is over there.
Do you want to take a look at it?

474
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:03,275
And what am I looking at him for?
I'm not curious then.

475
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:05,670
My daughter,
I see a lot of sick people...

476
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:07,637
...from morning to evening,
I'm full of sick people.

477
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:12,112
I prefer to see something beautiful
healthy people, bursting with health!

478
00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:16,071
But the lady wanted to say
if you were so good as to visit him.

479
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:19,994
- How old is this patient?
- 941

480
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:21,799
Ah... 94.

481
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:25,078
But then, dear lady,
he doesn't need a doctor.

482
00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:27,630
He can very well die,
comfortably by yourself!

483
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:31,436
- Couldn't we try to cure him?
- What for? For what purpose?

484
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:34,080
If he doesn't die now,
he will die later. It's the same, isn't it?

485
00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:36,595
We want to make him live
forever, to this man?

486
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:39,433
But we have to leave!
We need to make way for the young!

487
00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:42,319
You people know that every
ninety-four year old who dies,..

488
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:44,630
...leave the place
to five eighteen year olds?

489
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:46,029
How cute!

490
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:49,750
Dad! Here are the tagliatelle.

491
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:51,151
Ah!

492
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:53,590
Beautiful little girl, go give
take a look at your grandfather,..

493
00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:55,193
...if he needs anything.
- All right.

494
00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:58,591
Wait a minute... if you care
that I visit him, I visit him.

495
00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:01,115
- YES! - Thank you.
- Do you need anything, doctor?

496
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:03,077
- Do you have clean pajamas?
- Not really.

497
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:04,912
It doesn't matter,
I'll make do by myself.

498
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:07,839
- It's in here, isn't it?
- Yes, sir. - I'll go right away.

499
00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:12,035
You should be able to make a hole
and then tie with a wire.

500
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:15,516
- Don't you have a drill, by any chance?
- No. - How do you find it here?

501
00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:23,439
Push away!
Hey, good people! Good people!

502
00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:26,672
- What is it? - I said "good people".
This isn't about you.

503
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:30,116
- All right. - What are you doing there?
- What I do is not about you!

504
00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:33,192
Wait! I need a drill,
try to get it for me.

505
00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:35,590
- To do what?
- It's my business!

506
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:36,716
(BIAGIO HURTS)

507
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:40,311
If you could see, ladies!
He's skinny, so skinny!

508
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:43,638
But, respectfully speaking,
he has a belly like this!

509
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:47,835
- Please! Do you have a drill?
- A drill? - A drill?

510
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:50,679
Drill! You never did
a hole in this house?

511
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:52,273
- Yes. - So what?
- Give him the drill!

512
00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:55,079
- Here you are! - Yes, good.
Here you go, this is the drill.

513
00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:59,592
- Hammer, pliers, screwdriver.
It can serve anything. - Yes sir.

514
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:04,113
My ladies, but I say,
can we trust it?

515
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:07,393
Eh, why not?
He is the best doctor in Italy!

516
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:10,239
Here are the irons, here is everything.

517
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:12,559
(DOG BARKS)

518
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:15,280
Drill... And now leave me alone.
You shut up!

519
00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:20,478
So! Let's get busy for a bit
of this patient.

520
00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:24,077
Where is he?
Here it is. Yes. Yes.

521
00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:27,599
Eh...
How old is he? 94.

522
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:30,517
How did he get there...

523
00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:34,750
This now, this now...
There's nothing you can do, this...

524
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:37,395
He has a stomach ache.
Can't you see how swollen it is?

525
00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:40,791
I see it, I see it.
I see it, I see it. Eh! By golly!

526
00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:43,319
< Biagio: Listen here,..

527
00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:47,599
...pull out, pull out the lin --
The language.

528
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:50,556
Grandpa: Ah... Ah...

529
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:52,756
< Biagio: How disgusting!
I understood everything.

530
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:55,630
We need it here
a beautiful, profound visit.

531
00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:58,349
A very thorough visit.
Undress!

532
00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:01,993
- He's the sick person!
- Well? And I'm the doctor.

533
00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:04,913
Do you want to know more about me?
If I say undress, undress.

534
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,753
- But doctor, I don't understand...
- You must not understand, my daughter.

535
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:11,913
You don't have to understand. Certain diseases
they are passed down from father to son.

536
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:15,238
I want to note,
it's science that orders me,..

537
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:19,638
...I want to see if the disease
of your grandfather has passed on to you,..

538
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:21,837
...that you are his granddaughter. Undress!

539
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:27,396
- But doctor, in front of grandfather
I'm ashamed. - You're ashamed, huh?

540
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:30,791
Well, you're not wrong. Anyway
here is a screen, come with me.

541
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:34,475
In life there is a remedy for everything,
remember. Everything can be fixed!

542
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:36,995
Come here. Undress.

543
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:39,914
Next...

544
00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:44,633
< Teresa: But I have nothing!
- I have nothing? What do you know?

545
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:48,429
But they all say that, they say, you know?
All like this! But you have everything!

546
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,355
Freshness, youth,
beauty and opulence!

547
00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:54,592
Doctor, I'm sick
and you visit my niece?

548
00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:57,115
That's it. And thank you so much.
All fixed, eh!

549
00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:59,919
- But what good did it help you?
- And who was it supposed to serve?

550
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,833
- We had given it to the doctor.
- Yes, but for me, right?

551
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:05,557
(LAUGHTER)

552
00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:13,998
- I say, do you want to explain to me?
- (laughing) It's not possible!

553
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:16,720
(LAUGHTER)
But what happens? Excuse me?

554
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:20,756
But I don't understand anything like that!
All these rags on!

555
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:23,315
Undress completely
and I'll pay you a nice visit!

556
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:25,277
- Grandpa is here!
- We'll send him away, grandfather.

557
00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:28,398
Say, grandfather, go away!
Go away, leave us alone.

558
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:30,915
I have to visit your niece.
Hurry up! Go!

559
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:32,832
Get up, slacker! Get up!

560
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:35,715
< Biagio: Ah! You're done
the supply, huh?

561
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:37,991
Biagio: This was it
his illness!

562
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:40,549
They never give me food,
doctor! Don't say anything!

563
00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:42,597
Nothing. This one
It's your illness, huh?

564
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:45,473
Now I'll take care of it.
Make this stuff disappear now!

565
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:55,437
Please, relatives.

566
00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:00,599
Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch...

567
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:02,836
- Doctor, what happened?
- Dad! Dad!

568
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:04,240
< Biagio: Nothing serious!

569
00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:08,075
- He healed perfectly!
- Healed? - There he is, the young man!

570
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:10,913
- It's a miracle, doctor!
- Doctor, thank you very much.

571
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:14,152
Modestly where I put it
my hands, I work miracles.

572
00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:16,876
Oh, now the patient
he's a little undernourished.

573
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:20,112
We need to get him up!
I would like to prescribe a diet for you.

574
00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:24,592
At noon I would give him a nice plate
of pasta and beans with pork rinds.

575
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:26,871
< Biagio: Please,
fresh pork rinds!

576
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:29,190
- I care a lot about pork rinds!
- All right!

577
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:31,669
For second course
let's give him a nice steak.

578
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:33,717
< Innkeeper: Beef?
< Biagio: Beef.

579
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:36,633
Afterwards, a nice omelette
of four eggs with ham.

580
00:34:36,720 --> 00:34:38,677
- You have plenty of them.
- Yes, sir.

581
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:41,115
No fruit,
I recommend it, for goodness' sake!

582
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:43,669
You would poison her. Like parrots.
(LAUGHTER)

583
00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:46,480
Yes! Some fennel.
Do you have any fennel at home?

584
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:49,680
Not at home at all,
but there is someone in town.

585
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:51,671
- Can they find any? - Yes.
- Good, good, good.

586
00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:55,515
In the evening we repeat the same diet
with a variant:

587
00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:58,598
...instead of beans, let's make chickpeas.
- Chickpeas, chickpeas.

588
00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:02,037
- Do you like chickpeas?
- A lot! I'm going crazy! - Yes.

589
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:04,316
- He likes everything.
- Yes... Poor thing!

590
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:06,311
So pasta and chickpeas,
the usual steak...

591
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:09,836
- Beef. - No, veal.
The evening is lighter, the little calf.

592
00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:13,276
At midnight, please,
just as midnight strikes,..

593
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:16,274
...a nice glass
of epsom salt! Oh, sorry!

594
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:19,637
(laughing) Let's look
to be nationalists:

595
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:22,390
...a nice glass
of sulphate of soda!

596
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:25,359
- With four eggs. - With four...
Without eggs, for goodness sake.

597
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:29,229
- Yes, we can put a sheep.
- If he wants it! - Do you like sheep?

598
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:31,314
< Biagio: Yes, the sheep.

599
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:34,671
- The usual fennel, lots of it
It's in town, right? - Yes, yes.

600
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:38,630
You will see that, after three months,
that one is perfectly healed.

601
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:40,799
And I'm closing up shop.

602
00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:42,674
Dad, did you see?

603
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:45,070
- The coat. Thank you.
- Doctor!

604
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:48,399
- What do we do for my opulence?
- I didn't understand, my daughter.

605
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:52,553
- You said I have opulence, yes?
- Ah yes, you keep your opulence.

606
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:54,591
And thank mom
who did it to you!

607
00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:58,230
Remember, not all opulence
they succeed with the hole! (LAUGHS)

608
00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:02,877
- Goodbye. < Innkeeper: Goodbye.
< Host wife: Thank you, doctor.

609
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:04,598
And best wishes to the dying man!

610
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:20,759
- Ernesto: Good evening.
- Clara: Good evening.

611
00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:23,229
- Sunday: Good evening, madam.
- Ernesto: Here we are.

612
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:25,630
- Clara: Good evening, Tommaso!
< Tommaso: Clara, how are you?

613
00:36:25,720 --> 00:36:27,358
- Ernesto: Dear father-in-law!
- How is it going?

614
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:30,671
- My husband... Doctor Tanzarella.
- Most honored. - His lady.

615
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:33,195
- Biagio: The pleasure is mine!
- Very happy. - My pleasure.

616
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:36,238
- Clara: The doctor is a friend
by Ernesto. - And ours, of course.

617
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:37,594
- Take a seat!
- How beautiful here!

618
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:38,909
Clara: Silvia, accompany them!

619
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,310
- Silvia: You're welcome. - Thomas: Come!
- Clara: The suitcases!

620
00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:43,551
- Tommaso: You're welcome.
- Ernesto: Thank you.

621
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:47,000
Thomas! It needs to be treated
with all regards..

622
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:48,718
...because he is a person
very influential!

623
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:51,918
- What is he, a hierarch? - Moreover!
He is the Duce's personal doctor!

624
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,116
- Oh yes?! - I told him!
- You did great!

625
00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:55,634
What did I recommend to you?

626
00:36:55,720 --> 00:36:57,631
It's a secret,
no one should know anything!

627
00:36:57,720 --> 00:37:01,111
- Okay, I'll keep the secret!
- Go, I'll join you. - Go, go.

628
00:37:03,240 --> 00:37:05,959
- Please! Please! Take a seat!
- Thank you!

629
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:09,752
- An aperitif? - Biagio: Why not?
To begin with...

630
00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:13,713
Ah! Leave it to me, dear!
I'll take care of our doctor!

631
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:17,555
Oh yes? I'll go see what he decided
the mother for the rooms.

632
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:21,474
For her I have a special Port,
aphiada 1840.

633
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:27,597
- One thing he doesn't even drink there!
- Where? - She understood me! - There!

634
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:29,194
- Please.
- Thank you.

635
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:32,394
- Biagio: Let's drink this Port.
< Thomas: Here it is!

636
00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:35,636
You will not intend
to sleep with that guy?

637
00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:38,553
- Of course, dear, he's my husband.
- He's not your husband!

638
00:37:38,720 --> 00:37:41,360
And do you want me to say it?
A scandal would happen.

639
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:45,594
Come on, don't make that face, smile.
They are watching us.

640
00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:47,314
Ah, well done, Pierino!

641
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:50,194
Mom, what a room we have
to the doctor and the lady?

642
00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:52,510
I don't know,
I thought about it the whole trip.

643
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:55,513
Garibaldi's was not
because it is for His Excellency.

644
00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:57,352
The others are all single bed.

645
00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:59,710
You think he'll be sorry
sleep apart?

646
00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:02,269
I don't know. Why
don't you and dad give up yours?

647
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:06,355
Yes, certainly. You take it
or do we give it to the Tanzarellas?

648
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:09,956
- We'll take it, of course!
- Ernesto, but then...

649
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:13,551
It's not even up for debate.
The two of us together and them apart.

650
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:19,516
Mom, he's healed!

651
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:24,753
< Tommaso: You can't imagine
what an honor it is for us, doctor!

652
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:30,559
- In 1860 Garibaldi and now her!
- Already. I, Garibaldi...

653
00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:33,754
- It's her!
- I hadn't thought of that!

654
00:38:34,720 --> 00:38:37,599
- Whose suitcases are they?
- Gentlemen. - Then you divide them.

655
00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:39,910
- Yes, bring one there
and one upstairs. - Well.

656
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:43,755
- But isn't there a double room?
- Yes, there is one, theirs.

657
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:47,276
- But we give it up. - To us.
To me and my wife, of course.

658
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:51,069
- If the gentleman doesn't mind.
- To me? That you sleep with your wife?

659
00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:53,995
But why are we crazy,
ghe xemo, this witch!

660
00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:56,151
- Do you understand Venetian?
- Yes. - Ah, well done!

661
00:38:56,240 --> 00:38:59,073
- But I'm sorry.
- But Laur -- Ma'am!

662
00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:03,194
- Yes, I meant: I'm sorry
sleep without my husband. - I understand.

663
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:05,749
- What did he understand?
< Ernesto: Nothing, nothing!

664
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:10,193
< Except that unfortunately we are in the countryside
and you have to adapt, that's it!

665
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:13,073
If the lady and the doctor
they prefer to sleep together,..

666
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:16,790
...we can give them
dad and mom's room. - You say?

667
00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:19,594
Of course, dear.
They are the guests, right?

668
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:23,037
- You are very kind, ma'am.
- Oh, duty, duty, ma'am.

669
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:25,919
- Please, have a seat.
- Conte, allow me? - Please.

670
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:29,755
- Dear?
- I'll be right with you. Excuse me!

671
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:34,036
Contessa, I have packed my bags
in the rooms.

672
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:35,713
Now go get them
and bring them back down!

673
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:38,110
- She said...
- Are they from the doctor? - Yes.

674
00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:40,874
- Then take them to our room.
Quick! - Well.

675
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:43,079
- Come, Tommaso.
- Yes

676
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:47,159
- Countess!
- What is it, Sunday?

677
00:39:47,240 --> 00:39:50,039
- His Excellency is on the phone!
- Ah, I'll come right away.

678
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:53,512
See you later, goodbye!

679
00:39:56,800 --> 00:40:00,191
- Do you mind? - That they sleep together?
What do you want me to care?

680
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:02,950
They are husband and wife!
They are married, it's logical!

681
00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:05,350
But I wasn't talking about them,
I was talking about us.

682
00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:09,395
Well, we'll sleep separately.
Did you invite them? Now enjoy them!

683
00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:10,875
I'm sorry, dear.

684
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:14,157
Oh, I'm sorry, Your Excellency.

685
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:17,835
All right. Then,
we expect you tomorrow morning.

686
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:22,034
All right.
Goodnight, Excellency. Good night.

687
00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:24,715
- An accident?
- No, a car breakdown.

688
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:26,757
It has to stop
to sleep in Boschello.

689
00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:29,434
All resolved. You can sleep
in Garibaldi's room.

690
00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:33,309
- I've already sent the bags upstairs.
- All right, you have them brought back down.

691
00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:35,875
- What is it? Something wrong?
- Ernesto!

692
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:39,555
- Ernesto you heard it a moment ago.
- Yes, a moment ago, but now...

693
00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:42,393
- What are you talking about?
- Nothing, darling, nothing at all.

694
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:44,357
I brought the suitcases
on the second floor.

695
00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:47,273
Then you take them back to the first one
and put them in Garibaldi's room.

696
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:50,432
- But the lady...
- Do as I told you! - Yes, ma'am.

697
00:40:57,640 --> 00:41:00,519
- Doctor! - Countess!
- Everything in order? - Yes please.

698
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:02,796
- Is the room to their liking?
- Very perfect.

699
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:04,598
- Lunch is at 9pm.
- It's about time!

700
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:07,593
- Doctor, can you say a word?
- But you think so, Countess!

701
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:09,752
Yes, it's really delicious!

702
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:13,032
< Clara: Doctor, sorry
if I disturbed her. - It's a pleasure!

703
00:41:13,240 --> 00:41:14,992
- Please, have a seat.
- Thank you.

704
00:41:15,240 --> 00:41:18,915
- Tell me about Ernesto, what's wrong with him?
- Countess, don't worry.

705
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:25,636
You see, your son-in-law is affected
from a congenital dystonia..

706
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:29,555
...that invests
the autonomic nervous system. - Ah!

707
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:33,873
Simply put,
it is an atonic hypothesis. Already!

708
00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:36,680
It's blood circulation
which is not regular.

709
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:40,879
The heart, through systole
and diastole, pumps the blood..

710
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:43,600
...and circulates it
both left and right.

711
00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:47,196
Now, into the shabby physique
of his son-in-law..

712
00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:50,233
...the left circular one
it's fine, very good...

713
00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:53,557
...but the one that doesn't work
It's the right circular one, damn it!

714
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:57,152
- So what do you recommend?
- Go on foot. - How?

715
00:41:57,240 --> 00:42:00,073
Motion is good, it makes it easier
blood circulation, you understand?

716
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:01,480
Oh yeah...

717
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:04,111
What if this isn't enough?

718
00:42:04,240 --> 00:42:06,151
A clean cut
and don't talk about it anymore!

719
00:42:06,240 --> 00:42:08,800
- Cut? - Yes. As he says
that old saying?

720
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:11,076
When something doesn't work,
give it a clean break!

721
00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:13,993
Please, doctor, don't joke.
I'm very worried.

722
00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:17,357
- Oh, I can imagine it! - There are a lot of them
worried about my daughter.

723
00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:20,518
- It hasn't been working for three months.
- And no! By golly!

724
00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:23,720
- Your daughter, three months old...
- No! Ernesto!

725
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:25,229
Why didn't he tell me before?

726
00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:28,358
- Give him a nice glass
of castor oil! - Castor oil?

727
00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:31,398
Oh yeah!
Today, castor oil is in fashion.

728
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:32,990
(NOTES FROM THE PIANO)

729
00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:51,120
How badly you dance this evening.
I don't understand why.

730
00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:53,709
Don't you understand why?
I feel like all eyes are on me.

731
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:56,110
One more reason
to appear casual.

732
00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:58,237
- And hold me!
- I beg you!

733
00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:04,751
Doctor, you are lucky enough to
know what we don't know...

734
00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:08,078
- Oh yeah! I know it all.
- Yes, she knows!

735
00:43:08,240 --> 00:43:12,473
- Please tell us!
Bruneri or Cinnamon? - Tell us!

736
00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:14,756
I would be very happy
with my friends!

737
00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:19,277
Well, in my opinion there is no escape:
if it's not Cinnamon it's Bruneri.

738
00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:23,472
And if it isn't Bruneri,
then it means it's Cinnamon!

739
00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:25,790
(LAUGHTER)
Exquisite!

740
00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:27,917
But he knows it.

741
00:43:29,240 --> 00:43:31,197
- Him?
- Yes, Him!

742
00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:33,910
- Bruneri?
- Hand! Him!

743
00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:38,911
- Ah! Cinnamon!
- No! What a darling, he doesn't want to talk!

744
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:44,116
- Now I'll let him taste it
one from 1898! - Oh the peppa!

745
00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:50,954
Your wife is well into her 50s.
It shows half of it.

746
00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:54,158
You will understand! With beauty treatments
miracles are performed nowadays.

747
00:43:54,240 --> 00:43:56,595
- We'll talk about it tonight.
- Tonight?

748
00:43:56,720 --> 00:43:58,870
- Look, I'm waiting for you.
- But he's there!

749
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:02,157
- We'll send him to your room.
- My wife is in my room.

750
00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:04,800
But how? It wasn't there
only one double room?

751
00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:07,710
Silence,
they are watching us. Please.

752
00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:12,479
The Minister has not arrived,
we sleep in Garibaldi's room.

753
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:15,632
- Garibaldi slept alone.
- Garibaldi had to make Italy.

754
00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:19,716
- And you would like to be Italians!
- (laughing) This is cute!

755
00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:21,757
- Can you turn me on?
- Right away.

756
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:28,637
- Silvia, play the last tango,
the brand new one. - Oh yes!

757
00:44:28,720 --> 00:44:30,472
(SILVIA PLAYS THE TANGO)

758
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:33,798
- Do you dance, doctor?
- Modestly, better than Rodolfo.

759
00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:37,670
- By Rudolph Valentino?
- Ninth. Rodolfo Chiappetta.

760
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:41,276
- And who is he? - He's a friend of mine
who can't dance at all. (LAUGHTER)

761
00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:45,319
- Will you allow me this tango, Countess?
- But with pleasure!

762
00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:50,639
I'm not a wife!

763
00:44:50,720 --> 00:44:53,189
Wives can tolerate
a betrayal! no!

764
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:56,193
- If you sleep with her,
I'll make a scandal! - For goodness sake!

765
00:44:56,320 --> 00:44:58,630
It means
I'll put the pillow in the middle!

766
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:05,676
(TANGO IN BACKGROUND)

767
00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:17,798
- So what are you doing?
- What do I do? Let me think.

768
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:36,800
The telephone!
I'll go! I'll go!

769
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:41,719
- The phone? I didn't hear.
- It rang, it rang. - Oh.

770
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:51,996
Ready? Who speaks?

771
00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:54,319
Ah! His Excellency?

772
00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:56,632
> Ernesto: Good evening, Excellency.

773
00:45:56,720 --> 00:46:00,350
How does he say? Are you fixing the car?
Ah, good, Excellency!

774
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:04,715
It will arrive soon.
Very good, Excellency! We are waiting for you!

775
00:46:05,240 --> 00:46:06,753
Good evening, Excellency!

776
00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:12,751
- What did he say?
- The Minister is broken down,..

777
00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:14,353
...but he's repairing the car,
arrives immediately.

778
00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:17,751
We need to prepare his room.
Please remember, Garibaldi's room.

779
00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:20,753
- I knew it. - But it's not his fault,
if His Excellency arrives.

780
00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:22,194
It will have to be removed
your suitcases.

781
00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:25,113
Don't worry, Thomas,
we'll take care of it! You come!

782
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:31,152
- Separate rooms, happy?
- Look, I'm waiting for you!

783
00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:37,035
- But... and him?
- Oh, he'll go away, I'll take care of it.

784
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:39,714
This Excellency,
when he arrives, he will be hungry.

785
00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:41,837
If he hasn't eaten,
we'll make him eat.

786
00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:43,950
With gold cutlery?

787
00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:47,237
No! We put those at the table
tomorrow evening, at the official lunch.

788
00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:49,914
Meanwhile this gold cutlery
Am I walking around like this, around the house?

789
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,435
- No, I'm safe! - Oh yes?
- In the safe.

790
00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:54,158
- Where?
- In the safe!

791
00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:57,793
- Do you also have a safe?
- Yes! - Nice house, huh?

792
00:46:58,760 --> 00:47:01,149
- And where is this safe?
- In his room.

793
00:47:01,240 --> 00:47:02,799
- Hand! - Yes!
- But okay?

794
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:05,520
- That's it. It's all sorted.
- Ah, good!

795
00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:08,309
Then we can go
peacefully in bed, huh?

796
00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:11,756
- We don't have to wait
His Excellency? - No! That's not the case.

797
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:14,878
He will arrive very tired
and he won't want to be disturbed.

798
00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:17,077
Well, go ahead.
We are waiting for it.

799
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:19,591
- You?
- Yes - Yes

800
00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:23,038
- Shall we go, dear?
- As you wish, love!

801
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:26,959
- Countess! - Please.
- Good night. - Goodnight, dear.

802
00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:29,151
- Good night.
- Hello, Ernesto! Where are you going?

803
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:33,829
Good night.

804
00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:43,672
All right. Yes,..

805
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:45,791
.YES.

806
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:48,793
- Well, what does he do? - I'm undressing.
- But how, does he undress?

807
00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:50,109
Do I have to go to bed dressed?

808
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:53,591
- But go away, please.
- One moment, wait, try me.

809
00:47:53,680 --> 00:47:56,320
Despite everything, I always have
good luck, you know?

810
00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:59,631
-How dare you?!
- It's just one night. Am I her husband?

811
00:47:59,720 --> 00:48:02,280
What a husband! He has to go
because I have to undress!

812
00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:04,351
For that matter, don't
congratulations, undress.

813
00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:07,910
All we need is for me
had to sacrifice himself.

814
00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:10,913
I sit here good, good,
quiet, still...

815
00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:14,632
...and I just watch. The eyes
They're made for looking, right?

816
00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:16,314
(LAURETTA SIGH)

817
00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:18,434
- Listen here.
- Yes?

818
00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:21,393
- Garibaldi slept in this house,
It is true? - They say.

819
00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:23,915
- Oh yes? How distracting.
- Why?

820
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:27,511
- He forgot his hat.
- Ah! How witty! This is mine!

821
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:30,992
- And now he wants to leave,
please? - Am I leaving?

822
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:34,910
God forbid, God forbid!
How does that old saying go?

823
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:38,038
They gave me this room
and woe betide anyone who touches me!

824
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:41,600
Stand still!
What does he do? What does he do?

825
00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:02,670
- Welcome, Excellency! - Thank you.
I'm sorry to come suddenly,..

826
00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:05,798
...but when they fixed the car
the telephone office was closed.

827
00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:08,394
- But we had already been warned.
- Oh, beautiful! From whom?

828
00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:11,393
- I don't know, my son-in-law spoke.
Please. - Do you want to sit down?

829
00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:13,437
- Thank you. But was it you?
- no.

830
00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:22,749
- Come on, quickly! Hurry up!
- Come, Excellency.

831
00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:25,434
- I'll take you to your room.
- Very kind.

832
00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:28,160
<i>- It is a historic room.
-$? - Yes, Garibaldi sleeps there..</i>

833
00:49:28,240 --> 00:49:30,959
...before taking flight,
as it is written on the tombstone.

834
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:32,394
Excuse me,..

835
00:49:32,720 --> 00:49:36,076
...as commissioner in charge
to the person of His Excellency,..

836
00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:37,833
...I would like to ask you a question.
- Please.

837
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:40,958
You, Mr. Count, reply
of the people in your house?

838
00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:44,715
Yes! I guarantee! It's me,
my wife, my daughter, my son-in-law..

839
00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:47,318
...and Doctor Tanzarella.

840
00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:49,913
- You don't know who he is?
- No.

841
00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:54,551
- He's the personal doctor
of trust in Him. - Him? - Him!

842
00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:58,550
Him! Then we can't
sleep peacefully!

843
00:49:58,640 --> 00:49:59,596
(LAUGHTER)

844
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:05,793
I don't understand why people
must be so suspicious.

845
00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:07,869
How cool!

846
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:15,472
"Here Garibaldi slept on May 17th
before taking flight,..

847
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:19,269
...blond and serene archangel
and said, prophesying: 'We will win'!

848
00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:52,151
< Ernesto (softly):
Are you crazy?

849
00:50:52,320 --> 00:50:54,231
(softly) What happened to you
planning to come here?

850
00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:55,993
- (screaming) It's that idiot!
- Shh!

851
00:50:56,080 --> 00:50:58,390
(softly) That idiot
he doesn't leave my room!

852
00:50:58,480 --> 00:51:01,518
You don't understand that here on the side
is my mother-in-law there? Stay still!

853
00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:03,318
A little caution, by golly!

854
00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:06,798
Do one thing: go to the room
of Garibaldi and wait for me there.

855
00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:07,995
The Minister isn't coming anyway.

856
00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:11,118
- Okay, I'll go to the room
of Garibaldi! - Wait!

857
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:20,557
(softly) All clear. Go!

858
00:51:22,720 --> 00:51:23,949
Stay still!

859
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:51,314
She?! (SCREAM)

860
00:51:53,240 --> 00:51:55,675
- But... are you here?
- You?!

861
00:51:56,120 --> 00:52:01,513
(laughing) This one!
But why do you call me "lei"?

862
00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:06,199
I imagined everything except that
to find her... That is to find you here.

863
00:52:06,360 --> 00:52:09,113
Oh, I didn't really think so
that the Excellency were you!

864
00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:12,637
- Did you come in by chance?
- No, no, no!

865
00:52:12,760 --> 00:52:15,229
I came to say hello
Your Excellency!

866
00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:18,115
And don't you see?
I'm in a black shirt!

867
00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:21,110
(LAUGHTER)

868
00:52:24,720 --> 00:52:25,949
Damn!

869
00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:33,758
Believe me, in my situation,
with all the enemies I have,..

870
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:37,799
...with so many people checking on me...
- I understand, I understand.

871
00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:43,798
- Sleep well, Excellency.
- Thank you.

872
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:02,151
Oh! Do you want anything, ma'am?

873
00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:06,029
<i>Oh yes! I have a bad headache
and I would need a fee.</i>

874
00:53:06,200 --> 00:53:08,760
- I should have. Please have a seat.
- Oh, thanks.

875
00:53:56,360 --> 00:53:57,839
Darling!

876
00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:00,749
But what is she doing here?

877
00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:06,316
- But this is not the room
of Garibaldi? - So what?

878
00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:09,757
Not a good reason why
there must be a thousand of us, right?

879
00:54:09,840 --> 00:54:12,878
But do you know who I am?
I am His Excellency, the Minister!

880
00:54:12,960 --> 00:54:13,870
Comfortable!

881
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:15,035
But what does he do?

882
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:24,950
Eh, eh, eh, eh...

883
00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:40,995
(DRUM ROLL)

884
00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:45,117
One two, one two, one two.

885
00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:47,039
One two, one two.

886
00:54:48,520 --> 00:54:52,673
<i>For left row, left
One two, one two, one two,..</i>

887
00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:54,877
...one two, one two.

888
00:54:56,240 --> 00:54:59,073
Team stop!
Front right, front!

889
00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:02,477
The young Italians of Montefalco..

890
00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:04,551
...came to pay their respects
to His Excellency.

891
00:55:04,640 --> 00:55:06,836
Well done! His Excellency
he'll be here any minute.

892
00:55:07,080 --> 00:55:10,835
- Wouldn't it be a good idea to call him?
- What do you think? - Well, I don't know.

893
00:55:10,920 --> 00:55:12,911
He locked himself in his room
with his secretary.

894
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:15,116
I think they're talking
of important problems.

895
00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:17,635
Are you really sure, Excellency?
Did you get a good look at her?

896
00:55:17,840 --> 00:55:21,151
Safe. I tell her she came in here,
last night, in this room!

897
00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:24,633
- And the lady recognized him?
- It was fatal.

898
00:55:26,880 --> 00:55:30,635
How could he forget me
after that night in the sleeping car..

899
00:55:31,520 --> 00:55:35,036
...and that little bit of misadventure!
< Bini: Let's not exaggerate, Your Excellency.

900
00:55:35,120 --> 00:55:36,952
An accident can happen to anyone.

901
00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:41,637
- Even a great tenor can do it
a cue. - Already! A cue!

902
00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:46,070
But if He finds out,
makes me resign!

903
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:49,318
- Who should tell him?
- But like who? The commissioner!

904
00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:51,835
He sends it to him
a written report every evening.

905
00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:54,275
Well, Bini... as long as we're here
there is danger.

906
00:55:54,360 --> 00:55:57,352
Therefore, no packed lunch
and no gala lunch.

907
00:55:57,440 --> 00:55:59,954
- We leave after the ceremony.
- All right, Excellency.

908
00:56:00,040 --> 00:56:02,156
Then it is better to warn
the hosts.

909
00:56:02,240 --> 00:56:05,870
- Bini! The notes! The speech!
- They are there, in the suitcase, Excellency.

910
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:13,436
Clara: Ernesto! Go to His Excellency,
stay with him for a while.

911
00:56:13,600 --> 00:56:17,036
Be nice, be kind. We have it
invited on purpose, what the heck!

912
00:56:17,360 --> 00:56:19,431
- He's still in his room.
- Oh yes.

913
00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:22,990
And since it is Garibaldi's room,
you know what I'm telling you? I obey.

914
00:56:23,240 --> 00:56:24,833
But not too willingly.

915
00:56:26,840 --> 00:56:30,595
- Bini! - Sorry, Excellency,
but there is such confusion here!

916
00:56:31,520 --> 00:56:32,874
I can't find it.

917
00:56:34,080 --> 00:56:36,799
He has to make seven speeches in this...
Ah! Here it is!

918
00:56:36,880 --> 00:56:39,315
I'll put it here,
inside the green folder!

919
00:56:39,760 --> 00:56:42,718
- Bini, be honest, what do you think?
- About the speech?

920
00:56:42,880 --> 00:56:47,317
- Hand! About that accident of mine
with that lady. - Well, I don't know.

921
00:56:48,480 --> 00:56:50,756
- Permit?
- Come on! After you! What do you think?

922
00:56:51,480 --> 00:56:54,040
- Does this happen to you often?
- Never! Just that one time.

923
00:56:54,880 --> 00:56:57,759
- I don't know how it happened.
It must have been the heat... - Yes.

924
00:56:57,840 --> 00:56:59,797
- The movement of the train...
- Yes - Yes - Yes

925
00:56:59,880 --> 00:57:02,315
Yes, yes! Maybe because
there was a knock on the door...

926
00:57:02,400 --> 00:57:04,960
...but let's make it clear
certain things to a woman!

927
00:57:05,480 --> 00:57:06,754
Excellence...

928
00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:10,956
- Bini! The door! - I was going out,
Excellency! I was going out.

929
00:57:11,080 --> 00:57:13,390
Don't worry, Your Excellency
I'll take care of it. Go.

930
00:57:13,480 --> 00:57:15,630
There you go, well done!
With permission, Your Excellency.

931
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:21,753
She heard
what was I saying?

932
00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:25,555
About the train thing...
The movement, the heat...

933
00:57:25,680 --> 00:57:29,514
- No, I didn't hear anything.
- I wasn't talking about myself, but about a friend.

934
00:57:29,760 --> 00:57:33,549
- It's a real misfortune, poor guy!
- There's no point in pitying him.

935
00:57:33,640 --> 00:57:36,473
- Also a great tenor
can do a trick! - It is true.

936
00:57:36,560 --> 00:57:40,315
I remember a Russian tenor.
He made a scary cue.

937
00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:43,392
It hurt so much
who never sang again for the rest of his life.

938
00:57:44,120 --> 00:57:47,158
My friend is not Russian.
Come on, don't waste my time.

939
00:57:47,240 --> 00:57:49,675
- Can I be useful in something?
- Ah! The speech!

940
00:57:49,760 --> 00:57:52,400
I'll take it, if you allow.
Where? In this...

941
00:57:52,480 --> 00:57:54,994
No, no. It must be in the folder.
But what does he do?

942
00:57:55,400 --> 00:57:57,118
- Excellency: Ouch!
- Excuse me.

943
00:57:59,880 --> 00:58:01,200
Come on, hurry!

944
00:58:04,920 --> 00:58:07,480
- There's confusion.
- The green folder, there.

945
00:58:07,560 --> 00:58:10,393
- The green folder? - Yes.
- Certainly, Excellency.

946
00:58:11,600 --> 00:58:13,352
Here it is. Maybe there are.

947
00:58:13,440 --> 00:58:14,874
- Only the green one!
- The green one.

948
00:58:14,960 --> 00:58:16,917
If you allow, Your Excellency,
I'll carry it.

949
00:58:22,960 --> 00:58:26,715
Excuse me, Excellency,
but is that friend of his still alive?

950
00:58:27,360 --> 00:58:29,795
- Of course! Why?
- Oh no, because there are those...

951
00:58:29,960 --> 00:58:32,315
Well! Some people shot themselves
for much less.

952
00:58:36,400 --> 00:58:40,314
- Please have a seat. Come in.
- YES! - This is serious!

953
00:58:41,600 --> 00:58:44,114
- Oh God, what happened?
- A terrible thing!

954
00:58:44,200 --> 00:58:47,192
The Minister's secretary
he told me that His Excellency...

955
00:58:47,280 --> 00:58:48,600
...doesn't stop to eat!

956
00:58:48,680 --> 00:58:51,877
- (laughing) Don't you stop to eat?
- No!

957
00:58:51,960 --> 00:58:54,793
- It means he has no appetite.
- You try, doctor.

958
00:58:54,880 --> 00:58:58,111
Do me this courtesy.
You'll see that if you tell him...

959
00:58:58,480 --> 00:59:01,233
- it? If I tell him...
- Yes, he thinks again.

960
00:59:01,480 --> 00:59:03,994
Please show me this courtesy.
Just one little word from him...

961
00:59:04,080 --> 00:59:06,993
- Oh yeah! A little word from me...
- Be kind!

962
00:59:07,080 --> 00:59:10,038
We wanted to put it at the table
the gold cutlery, you know.

963
00:59:11,240 --> 00:59:14,835
So, if the Minister doesn't stop,
she doesn't wear gold cutlery.

964
00:59:14,920 --> 00:59:17,799
No! But not even the annoyance
to take them out of the safe!

965
00:59:18,120 --> 00:59:21,875
- Unless she doesn't care!
- No! If it's for me, it's not the case.

966
00:59:22,240 --> 00:59:25,596
I am also capable of eating
a loaf of bread with your hands!

967
00:59:25,760 --> 00:59:29,799
Bread and peoci! This, witch!
Grand Canal, Moor of Venice!

968
00:59:30,240 --> 00:59:32,311
- So, you tell him?
- I'll tell him!

969
00:59:32,400 --> 00:59:34,277
- Thank you! - Calm!
- You are a true friend!

970
00:59:34,360 --> 00:59:36,795
- Please. - Thank you! - Goodbye.
- Thank you. - I'll tell him!

971
00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:38,594
Foreman: Watch out!

972
00:59:41,960 --> 00:59:44,474
Excellence!
The Young Italians of Montefalco,..

973
00:59:44,560 --> 00:59:46,756
...proud of their faith
in the case,..

974
00:59:47,280 --> 00:59:50,557
...they offer them all themselves,
body and soul!

975
00:59:51,400 --> 00:59:53,437
And all of theirs
exuberant youth!

976
00:59:54,960 --> 00:59:58,999
- To His Excellency?
- No. To the lawsuit. - Ah!

977
00:59:59,400 --> 01:00:02,756
Luckily, they offered
only the flowers. Fortunately.

978
01:00:03,120 --> 01:00:06,875
Fortunately? What does it mean
"fortunately"? Let's go!

979
01:00:07,280 --> 01:00:14,118
< Team Leader: Right side!
Hurry! One two, one two, one two...

980
01:00:40,920 --> 01:00:43,196
One moment, one moment.
And the doctor?

981
01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:45,916
Doctor! Doctor!

982
01:00:48,240 --> 01:00:49,878
> Commissioner: Doctor!

983
01:00:50,560 --> 01:00:52,597
> Commissioner: Doctor Tanzarella!

984
01:01:00,440 --> 01:01:01,396
Doctor!

985
01:01:04,920 --> 01:01:06,240
< Commissioner: Doctor!

986
01:01:13,680 --> 01:01:14,715
Doctor!

987
01:01:16,840 --> 01:01:18,990
Doctor!
Doctor!

988
01:01:27,520 --> 01:01:30,273
- I finally saw it, doctor!
- Ah! You saw me, huh?

989
01:01:30,360 --> 01:01:32,510
- Let's hurry, come.
- And that's fine.

990
01:01:34,480 --> 01:01:38,633
- Come in. - Please, you first.
- God forbid. She first!

991
01:01:38,800 --> 01:01:43,670
- There's no point in teasing, you know?
- I'd be careful! - All right!

992
01:02:09,920 --> 01:02:11,513
Man 1: Here's the Minister!

993
01:02:13,520 --> 01:02:14,590
Man 2: Hurray!

994
01:02:15,240 --> 01:02:18,358
- But how did you know?
- Well, it's my job.

995
01:02:18,920 --> 01:02:20,354
Oh yeah! By force!

996
01:02:21,120 --> 01:02:22,474
Do you know what I tell you?

997
01:02:22,880 --> 01:02:25,156
That this time
I was really hoping to get away with it.

998
01:02:25,240 --> 01:02:27,834
I understood it immediately
who didn't want to be noticed.

999
01:02:27,920 --> 01:02:30,275
- He'll understand! Put yourself in my shoes.
- Let's hope!

1000
01:02:31,880 --> 01:02:32,950
Doctor...

1001
01:02:34,720 --> 01:02:36,791
Shall we halves? Huh?!

1002
01:02:37,240 --> 01:02:41,313
I know I shouldn't allow myself,
but she will forgive me if I dare.

1003
01:02:41,760 --> 01:02:46,231
- Dare, dare. - She is so affable,
so kind that...

1004
01:02:46,960 --> 01:02:49,110
This is it
my business card.

1005
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:52,196
And what do I do?
Where am I going, what's the point?

1006
01:02:52,280 --> 01:02:54,794
Exactly, where is she going
with his very high intellect,..

1007
01:02:54,880 --> 01:02:57,838
...with her noble heart, she...
- it! the! the!

1008
01:02:58,160 --> 01:03:01,516
- Doctor, let's be clear,
where is it taking me? - We have arrived.

1009
01:03:10,440 --> 01:03:11,999
All right, patience!

1010
01:03:12,200 --> 01:03:14,555
(VOICE)

1011
01:03:20,520 --> 01:03:25,310
- But where are you going? - In prison.
- Ah! Crazy guy! Oh! Excuse me.

1012
01:03:25,440 --> 01:03:29,274
I'll take you to your seat
that belongs to it. And don't forget!

1013
01:03:30,920 --> 01:03:31,955
All right.

1014
01:03:34,280 --> 01:03:36,635
< Commissioner: Make way!
Let it pass!

1015
01:03:37,080 --> 01:03:40,152
Commissioner: Come on!
Make way! After you!

1016
01:03:40,880 --> 01:03:43,235
- I'll lead the way, doctor, please.
- Thank you.

1017
01:03:43,800 --> 01:03:44,790
Master!

1018
01:03:45,320 --> 01:03:48,438
- Go away! I don't know you!
- Why, I'm Gennarino!

1019
01:03:48,520 --> 01:03:50,511
I know, but I don't know you.
Wait for me at the station.

1020
01:03:50,600 --> 01:03:52,193
- Doctor, please.
- Excuse me!

1021
01:03:52,560 --> 01:03:54,198
Did you understand? At the station!

1022
01:03:55,360 --> 01:03:57,670
Soon! We need to cover
the Minister is coming!

1023
01:03:57,760 --> 01:04:00,115
Come on, help me!
Give me a hand! You take.

1024
01:04:00,560 --> 01:04:03,757
(BAND PLAYING)

1025
01:04:06,440 --> 01:04:09,080
(CROWD CHEERS)

1026
01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:44,153
Citizens! Comrades! The word
to His Excellency the Minister!

1027
01:04:46,240 --> 01:04:49,119
(VOICE.
COCK'S CROW)

1028
01:04:50,400 --> 01:04:55,076
Who was Maria Pocchiola?
(CROWD NOISES)

1029
01:04:56,720 --> 01:05:00,031
You all know it well!
Maria Pocchiola.

1030
01:05:00,600 --> 01:05:04,070
- It's a man! - ...it was a man!
(CROWD NOISES)

1031
01:05:04,800 --> 01:05:06,029
- A man?
- Eh...

1032
01:05:06,600 --> 01:05:08,955
He's a man,
a friendly voice suggests to me.

1033
01:05:09,120 --> 01:05:12,556
In fact, Maria Pocchiola
he had the willpower of a man...

1034
01:05:12,800 --> 01:05:15,679
...but she was a woman.
(CROWD NOISES)

1035
01:05:17,720 --> 01:05:21,793
And what did this woman do?
You all know it!

1036
01:05:23,360 --> 01:05:24,759
(softly) Nobody knows!

1037
01:05:24,840 --> 01:05:27,275
You all know
who is he and where is he?

1038
01:05:27,560 --> 01:05:31,190
Maria Pocchiola is there,
under that flag!

1039
01:05:31,600 --> 01:05:34,353
(CROWD NOISES)
There is no Maria Pocchiola!

1040
01:05:35,200 --> 01:05:39,159
I hear his distant voice,
who tells me in an imploring tone:

1041
01:05:39,320 --> 01:05:42,153
..."No! I'm not down there,
I am elsewhere."

1042
01:05:43,120 --> 01:05:47,478
And then, I say,
who is under that flag?

1043
01:05:48,760 --> 01:05:50,512
Comrades! Citizens!

1044
01:05:50,760 --> 01:05:53,991
- Do we want to see it together?
- Everyone: Yes! - And let's see it!

1045
01:05:54,760 --> 01:05:56,797
(CROWD CHEERS)

1046
01:05:57,040 --> 01:06:00,317
That's who's here! He's there!
Our hero!

1047
01:06:00,480 --> 01:06:03,518
He who was the spiritual heir
by Maria Pocchiola!

1048
01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:09,636
- And who is this man?
- But everyone knows!

1049
01:06:09,800 --> 01:06:13,680
Yes! Yes! You all know it!
And then, I say...

1050
01:06:14,120 --> 01:06:17,875
...I won't be the one to tell you,
but you will be the one to tell me!

1051
01:06:18,400 --> 01:06:22,792
So, who is the man
what are we commemorating?

1052
01:06:23,040 --> 01:06:24,997
All: Gino Petazzoni!

1053
01:06:25,240 --> 01:06:28,596
Ha, ha! Ah, well done!
It's really him!

1054
01:06:30,440 --> 01:06:32,829
And who was Gino Petazzoni?

1055
01:06:33,400 --> 01:06:36,153
(VOICE)

1056
01:06:39,280 --> 01:06:41,635
- A fighter?
< Woman: No! - No!

1057
01:06:41,760 --> 01:06:44,593
He never fought,
indeed he was a peaceful man.

1058
01:06:45,360 --> 01:06:48,113
- I could tell it was
an inventor... < All: No!

1059
01:06:48,360 --> 01:06:50,317
...If he had been an inventor!

1060
01:06:51,160 --> 01:06:53,117
- A man of science!
< Everyone: No!

1061
01:06:53,280 --> 01:06:54,714
- Of letters!
< Everyone: No!

1062
01:06:54,800 --> 01:06:56,552
< Minister: A mathematician!
- Everyone: No!

1063
01:06:56,640 --> 01:06:58,153
< A physicist!
- Everyone: No!

1064
01:06:58,320 --> 01:07:00,072
- A geologist!
< Everyone: No!

1065
01:07:00,320 --> 01:07:02,550
- A floriculturist!
< Everyone: No!

1066
01:07:04,320 --> 01:07:07,995
(LAUGHTER)
He was none of these!

1067
01:07:08,640 --> 01:07:11,280
Gino Petazzoni
it was something more and better!

1068
01:07:11,440 --> 01:07:15,673
He was a sportsman and an athlete!
(APPLAUSE)

1069
01:07:20,280 --> 01:07:22,271
- But how dare you?
- Shut up!

1070
01:07:22,360 --> 01:07:24,397
- How, shut up! - Shut up!
- He ruined the hat!

1071
01:07:24,480 --> 01:07:25,231
Turn around!

1072
01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:29,957
And the regime glorifies sport!

1073
01:07:30,120 --> 01:07:33,670
Because sport and regime
are identified in just three words:

1074
01:07:33,920 --> 01:07:37,072
...strength, power..
(CROOW)

1075
01:07:37,360 --> 01:07:40,000
...and virility!
(CROOW)

1076
01:07:41,960 --> 01:07:43,633
(LAUGHTER)

1077
01:07:43,720 --> 01:07:44,755
Go ahead!

1078
01:07:46,640 --> 01:07:48,472
- I finished!
- Music!

1079
01:07:49,440 --> 01:07:51,477
(BAND PLAYING)

1080
01:07:51,920 --> 01:07:54,309
< Clara: Quick, Sunday!
- Pierino: How many seats?

1081
01:07:54,400 --> 01:07:55,356
- Like last night: six.
- Yes

1082
01:07:55,440 --> 01:07:58,398
- The others aren't coming?
- No, if the Minister doesn't stop...

1083
01:07:58,480 --> 01:08:02,474
Madam, but once the ministers
they stopped and how they ate!

1084
01:08:04,960 --> 01:08:07,679
I could swear he was talking about me
when he laughed! He said something!

1085
01:08:07,760 --> 01:08:10,434
- I was too far away.
- Didn't you hear? Good for nothing!

1086
01:08:10,520 --> 01:08:12,670
Your Excellency, it wasn't me
that night that...

1087
01:08:12,760 --> 01:08:13,830
I know, it was that friend of mine.

1088
01:08:13,920 --> 01:08:17,276
- We were talking about that friend of mine...
- Ah, the one who took the cues.

1089
01:08:17,360 --> 01:08:21,115
- He only took one. - Stop stealing
only once to be thieves.

1090
01:08:21,200 --> 01:08:25,433
- Do you like talking about that guy?
- (laughing) You know, they're spicy things.

1091
01:08:29,720 --> 01:08:30,869
(LAUGHTER)

1092
01:08:30,960 --> 01:08:33,873
When he told me about it,
I didn't want to believe it.

1093
01:08:33,960 --> 01:08:36,634
- It seems like these things happen.
- Apparently!

1094
01:08:37,320 --> 01:08:40,358
But excuse me, Excellency,
Is this friend of yours normal?

1095
01:08:40,440 --> 01:08:41,589
But how does it come to mind?

1096
01:08:41,680 --> 01:08:45,275
Okay, certain things
they can also happen, but...

1097
01:08:46,040 --> 01:08:49,510
By chance this tenor
won't she be a soprano?

1098
01:08:50,080 --> 01:08:51,878
I already told her
that was a disgrace!

1099
01:08:51,960 --> 01:08:55,749
- If you knew how upset I was!
- Her? What does she have to do with it, excuse me?

1100
01:08:55,840 --> 01:08:57,911
But I have nothing.
I felt bad for him.

1101
01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:01,231
- Let's assume it happened to her.
- I'm sorry, Excellency,..

1102
01:09:01,320 --> 01:09:03,789
...but to me certain things
they just can't happen.

1103
01:09:03,880 --> 01:09:05,791
- Let's face it!
- No, let's not admit it at all.

1104
01:09:05,880 --> 01:09:08,440
I really don't admit it,
by constitution, you know?

1105
01:09:08,880 --> 01:09:11,838
And that's fine, but her, instead
of my friend, what would he do?

1106
01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:14,833
In place of his friend,
I don't know, but in his place,..

1107
01:09:15,160 --> 01:09:17,834
...I would try to track down
that woman and I would rehabilitate myself.

1108
01:09:17,920 --> 01:09:20,560
But what do I have to do with it? I told her
that I didn't do anything!

1109
01:09:20,640 --> 01:09:22,199
Precisely! Face!

1110
01:09:23,040 --> 01:09:24,394
Face it, Excellency!

1111
01:09:47,520 --> 01:09:49,511
I'm going to make arrangements
for luggage.

1112
01:09:49,600 --> 01:09:52,752
No, wait a minute, wait there!
Wait there! We will see each other later.

1113
01:09:52,840 --> 01:09:55,559
- Where? - What news is this?
We have to leave now!

1114
01:09:55,640 --> 01:09:57,916
Your Excellency, the comrade
he said something holy!

1115
01:09:58,000 --> 01:09:59,274
Get rehabilitated!

1116
01:10:00,320 --> 01:10:03,392
- Do you believe? - Yes!
Listen to me, do it! Face!

1117
01:10:03,960 --> 01:10:05,394
Stop to eat.

1118
01:10:24,360 --> 01:10:27,273
- Excuse me, you saw by chance
Mrs. Tanzarella? - No!

1119
01:10:27,360 --> 01:10:29,954
- Thank you. - I don't think he can
not even see her.

1120
01:10:30,040 --> 01:10:32,429
- Why? - His Excellency
he took his advice.

1121
01:10:32,520 --> 01:10:34,796
Ah... Oh! What an idiot!

1122
01:10:34,880 --> 01:10:37,554
- Your Excellency?
- Ninth! What an idiot I am!

1123
01:10:37,880 --> 01:10:40,599
I didn't know what it was about
of Mrs. Tanzarella!

1124
01:10:40,680 --> 01:10:42,830
And now who knows?
What does it matter to him?

1125
01:10:43,400 --> 01:10:47,030
I'm sorry, you'll understand!
The doctor is a very dear friend of mine.

1126
01:10:47,160 --> 01:10:49,720
So you know what you have to do?
Entertain him.

1127
01:10:50,120 --> 01:10:52,680
What? Oh no!
Sorry, not this one!

1128
01:10:52,840 --> 01:10:54,990
Let's go! His Excellency
he is not ungrateful.

1129
01:10:55,120 --> 01:10:58,954
Listen to me, cooperate. Collaborate.
The doctor is in the library. Go!

1130
01:10:59,680 --> 01:11:01,079
- Well...
- Go!

1131
01:11:04,240 --> 01:11:07,596
I know you have to respect
professional secrecy, doctor.

1132
01:11:07,680 --> 01:11:10,399
But I'm the wife.
I have the right to know from her!

1133
01:11:10,480 --> 01:11:12,710
I understand it! But all from me!
All from me!

1134
01:11:12,800 --> 01:11:15,633
I'm not a doctor anymore!
I'm an information bureau!

1135
01:11:15,720 --> 01:11:18,280
- Silvia! - Yes?
- Your mother wants to talk to you.

1136
01:11:18,440 --> 01:11:20,670
- And where is he?
- I don't know, look for it!

1137
01:11:21,400 --> 01:11:23,630
- With permission, doctor.
- You're welcome, ma'am.

1138
01:11:25,960 --> 01:11:27,598
> Ernesto: No! You wait!
> Biagio: What is it?

1139
01:11:27,680 --> 01:11:29,751
- They're trying to undermine your wife!
- What?

1140
01:11:29,840 --> 01:11:32,514
- They're stalking your wife!
- Oh yes? - Yes

1141
01:11:32,680 --> 01:11:35,911
(laughing) Are they stalking my wife?
The laughter!

1142
01:11:36,040 --> 01:11:39,158
- Why, are you even laughing about it?
- Certain! And what does it matter to me?

1143
01:11:39,240 --> 01:11:42,232
Let them do as they please.
You're the one who should be angry!

1144
01:11:42,320 --> 01:11:44,152
> Biagio: She's your lover!
> Ernesto: Enough!

1145
01:11:44,240 --> 01:11:45,753
> Biagio: Young man, hands off.

1146
01:11:45,840 --> 01:11:46,671
Hands off!

1147
01:11:46,760 --> 01:11:49,115
If not another time,
in Cavarzere you die of typhus,..

1148
01:11:49,200 --> 01:11:52,511
...of measles and petechiae!
- But I didn't even touch you.

1149
01:11:53,040 --> 01:11:56,192
Oh no? No?
But the intention was there, though!

1150
01:11:57,120 --> 01:11:59,396
There it is
You have the eyes of a killer!

1151
01:12:00,080 --> 01:12:03,675
By the way, out of curiosity,
Who is it that is stalking you, my wife?

1152
01:12:03,760 --> 01:12:06,354
- Your Excellency!
- Oh, well, oh! - Like "well oh"?1

1153
01:12:06,440 --> 01:12:09,558
- No, I mean, hasn't he left?
- No! He stops here to eat.

1154
01:12:10,520 --> 01:12:13,160
(If he stops to eat,
they put the cutlery.)

1155
01:12:14,840 --> 01:12:15,796
Mom!

1156
01:12:16,320 --> 01:12:18,596
Oh! Mom!
I discovered something terrible!

1157
01:12:18,760 --> 01:12:20,478
Me too! They stole the cutlery!

1158
01:12:21,560 --> 01:12:23,790
We must warn immediately
the commissioner!

1159
01:12:52,640 --> 01:12:57,237
I will remember for a lifetime
these moments and those to come.

1160
01:12:57,400 --> 01:12:58,390
Thank you.

1161
01:12:59,360 --> 01:13:03,672
There is a subtle pleasure
in prolonging the wait.

1162
01:13:04,680 --> 01:13:07,320
Be careful not to prolong it
a little too much.

1163
01:13:07,680 --> 01:13:11,230
- Are you alluding? - Oh no!
I didn't have the slightest intention of doing so.

1164
01:13:15,120 --> 01:13:19,079
Don't be afraid. Take stock
that the man that night wasn't me.

1165
01:13:19,920 --> 01:13:21,354
Here everything is different.

1166
01:13:23,800 --> 01:13:25,074
But it's hot!

1167
01:13:28,520 --> 01:13:30,397
There is no movement of the train.

1168
01:13:36,160 --> 01:13:40,233
And above all,
no one will knock on the door.

1169
01:13:40,880 --> 01:13:42,951
(KNOCKS ON THE DOOR)
Goodnight!

1170
01:13:48,640 --> 01:13:50,995
- Sorry, Excellency!
- Her? - Yes

1171
01:13:51,160 --> 01:13:53,913
But then it's a vice!
Have you come to say goodbye, comrade?

1172
01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:55,718
No, I came
to give her advice.

1173
01:13:55,800 --> 01:13:58,269
Thank you! He already gave it to me
and I'm putting it into practice.

1174
01:13:58,560 --> 01:14:01,552
- I'm with a woman.
- I know. Everyone knows it, Your Excellency.

1175
01:14:01,640 --> 01:14:04,200
Send her away immediately,
before a scandal happens!

1176
01:14:04,280 --> 01:14:05,793
- Let's hope!
- How, maybe?

1177
01:14:05,960 --> 01:14:08,793
But yes! He knows that to Him
I really like these things.

1178
01:14:08,880 --> 01:14:11,759
Then, modestly, tonight
I'm fit. Go away, please.

1179
01:14:11,840 --> 01:14:14,753
- Excellency, listen to some advice!
- Another? - Yes!

1180
01:14:15,720 --> 01:14:19,270
- If the lady was inside
Tanzarella... - What if there was?

1181
01:14:19,480 --> 01:14:22,552
- I warn you, Excellency.
Your husband... - Is he jealous?

1182
01:14:22,720 --> 01:14:23,755
Worse!

1183
01:14:24,520 --> 01:14:26,909
- (in a low voice) He's the Duce's doctor!
- No!

1184
01:14:28,120 --> 01:14:28,871
No!

1185
01:14:34,760 --> 01:14:36,990
- There's not a minute to waste!
- Why?

1186
01:14:37,080 --> 01:14:39,469
- I beg you, go away!
- Shall we start again with the lei?

1187
01:14:39,560 --> 01:14:43,155
- Why? Were we on first terms?
- Of course and you were very affectionate!

1188
01:14:43,480 --> 01:14:44,914
- I deny it! I deny everything!
- How?

1189
01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:47,719
Lady, try to understand,
mine is a delicate position.

1190
01:14:47,800 --> 01:14:50,838
- And I would say hopeless, now.
- But ma'am...

1191
01:14:51,440 --> 01:14:53,477
- Shh! Listen!
- Well, what is it?

1192
01:14:54,480 --> 01:14:56,312
(MINISTER JACKLES)
Hide!

1193
01:14:56,400 --> 01:14:57,754
- But where?
- Hide!

1194
01:14:57,840 --> 01:15:00,832
- But why do I have to hide?
- In here! - In here?

1195
01:15:00,920 --> 01:15:03,275
- Come on! Shh! Floor!
- Oh, goodness!

1196
01:15:25,480 --> 01:15:27,517
- No!
- Oh God, how scary! What is it?

1197
01:15:27,720 --> 01:15:31,350
- Please! Don't open that cupboard!
- I'm not opening? Why? What happened?

1198
01:15:31,440 --> 01:15:34,831
Don't open, I beg you!
You might find a nasty surprise!

1199
01:15:35,040 --> 01:15:36,792
They made me a fool, huh?
(CHUCKLES)

1200
01:15:36,960 --> 01:15:39,349
No, look, she can think
that in the closet..

1201
01:15:39,440 --> 01:15:40,953
...what you believe is there,..

1202
01:15:41,040 --> 01:15:43,509
...but I assure you
that what you think isn't there.

1203
01:15:43,600 --> 01:15:45,557
Excellency, translate! I do not understand!

1204
01:15:45,920 --> 01:15:49,436
- Doctor, you believe
at the word of a minister? - No!

1205
01:15:49,800 --> 01:15:52,997
Anyway, speak up. The doctor is like
the confessor. Say, Excellency.

1206
01:15:53,080 --> 01:15:56,152
- Do you know what's in that closet?
- Yes I know. And does she know if...

1207
01:15:56,240 --> 01:15:58,390
- Yes. There is a woman!
- No!

1208
01:15:58,720 --> 01:16:00,836
- But not what you think.
- Oh no?

1209
01:16:00,920 --> 01:16:02,991
- Doctor, don't tell anyone.
- Tell me.

1210
01:16:03,080 --> 01:16:05,959
- There's... - There's there?
- Is there... - Who is there? Is there or isn't there?

1211
01:16:06,280 --> 01:16:09,636
- Comrade Ernesto's wife is here!
- Capers! - No, capers, Silvia!

1212
01:16:09,720 --> 01:16:13,395
Precisely. I say, capers! Silvia!
Ernesto's wife? (CHUCKLE)

1213
01:16:13,480 --> 01:16:16,518
Doctor, please,
you must be a man of the world.

1214
01:16:16,600 --> 01:16:20,070
- Oh yeah! - Close one eye.
- All right. - Actually, close them both.

1215
01:16:20,160 --> 01:16:22,515
- If it's to do you a favor,
I close them both. - Thank you!

1216
01:16:22,600 --> 01:16:23,920
As? Are they okay like this?

1217
01:16:24,000 --> 01:16:26,150
Do this to me with your hand.
Let's see if I see.

1218
01:16:26,240 --> 01:16:28,959
- No, I don't see.
- Here, go, thanks. - I'm going, huh?

1219
01:16:30,840 --> 01:16:32,274
But where is he going? The door is there!

1220
01:16:32,440 --> 01:16:34,909
But sorry, with two eyes closed
I can't see.

1221
01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:37,435
If you allow, I'll open one,
just to see the route.

1222
01:16:37,520 --> 01:16:39,591
- This. Do you mind?
- No, no, face it.

1223
01:16:40,360 --> 01:16:43,352
Your Excellency, rest assured.
As soon as I'm out I close it again.

1224
01:16:43,440 --> 01:16:44,999
- N'est-ce pas?
- Thank you.

1225
01:16:46,280 --> 01:16:47,634
Huh? As!

1226
01:16:51,920 --> 01:16:54,560
- Go, ma'am.
- No one has ever treated me like this!

1227
01:16:54,680 --> 01:16:57,240
- Of course I'm leaving! And now!
- Wait!

1228
01:16:58,080 --> 01:16:59,036
> Ernesto: There's no one!

1229
01:16:59,360 --> 01:17:02,796
- It costs nothing to take a look.
- I insist, you must not enter.

1230
01:17:02,920 --> 01:17:04,911
- Inside! - Still?
- Inside, come on! - No!

1231
01:17:05,480 --> 01:17:07,437
- I want to try!
- There's no point in going in! - I'll try it!

1232
01:17:07,520 --> 01:17:09,909
- I'll go in first, though!
- But there's no one!

1233
01:17:10,640 --> 01:17:12,392
(METALLIC THUD)

1234
01:17:14,360 --> 01:17:17,671
Excellency! Are you here? Excuse me!

1235
01:17:28,280 --> 01:17:32,035
So, in summary: cutlery
we found them again and that's fine.

1236
01:17:32,360 --> 01:17:35,876
- Now we need to find the...
- Clara: The culprit, commissioner,..

1237
01:17:35,960 --> 01:17:39,396
...the thief.
- Countess, let's not use big words.

1238
01:17:39,480 --> 01:17:44,077
He's never heard of it
of kleptomania? Of kleptomania!

1239
01:17:44,800 --> 01:17:48,350
- Doctor, would you like to come for a moment
over there with me? - To me? - Yes.

1240
01:17:57,600 --> 01:18:00,752
Mom! I have to talk to you.
I discovered everything.

1241
01:18:00,880 --> 01:18:03,599
But yes! We know it very well
which was His Excellency.

1242
01:18:03,680 --> 01:18:07,355
But I wasn't talking about cutlery!
I found out who Ernesto's lover is!

1243
01:18:07,520 --> 01:18:08,874
- What?!
- Yes

1244
01:18:08,960 --> 01:18:11,474
If I were stupid,
I wouldn't have understood who it was.

1245
01:18:11,680 --> 01:18:14,479
- And who was it?
- But who was it? Everyone knows it.

1246
01:18:14,560 --> 01:18:18,440
- It was His Excellency!
- Your Excellency?!

1247
01:18:18,960 --> 01:18:20,439
- Yes! - Hand?
- Yes

1248
01:18:20,520 --> 01:18:21,396
(CHUCKLE)

1249
01:18:21,480 --> 01:18:25,075
- Doctor, can you give me this advice?
- Do you want advice from me? - Yes.

1250
01:18:25,160 --> 01:18:28,915
- Well, I'll give it to him! - Thank you.
- But please, from man to man.

1251
01:18:29,160 --> 01:18:31,276
- Tell me what should I do?
- Arrest him!

1252
01:18:31,400 --> 01:18:32,720
- I'm arresting him?!
- Shh!

1253
01:18:33,080 --> 01:18:36,471
- Doctor, arrest His Excellency!
- And well? What is it, the first?

1254
01:18:36,560 --> 01:18:39,439
- Are we kidding?
- If so, let's not talk about it anymore.

1255
01:18:39,520 --> 01:18:44,037
But then, poor thing, he's not a thief, no!
He's sick! He's a kleptomaniac!

1256
01:18:44,680 --> 01:18:46,034
Yep, he's a kleptomaniac!

1257
01:18:46,200 --> 01:18:48,430
And how do we deal with...

1258
01:18:51,240 --> 01:18:53,629
How do we deal with...
Well! Depending...

1259
01:18:53,720 --> 01:18:57,679
- We will have to inform him.
- Yes! Let's let him know! Witch, that!

1260
01:18:57,880 --> 01:19:02,716
- Let's inform him. - Let's inform him.
- Call him on the phone. - Lu?

1261
01:19:02,800 --> 01:19:05,952
- Call him on the phone. - I?
- Yes! - Call him Lu. - Lu?

1262
01:19:06,320 --> 01:19:09,073
- No 'lU, lu, lu, she ' - lo?

1263
01:19:09,600 --> 01:19:12,160
- You don't speak Venetian?
- No. - Lu, lu, lu, lei!

1264
01:19:12,240 --> 01:19:15,119
The? Call him, sorry.
You're his personal doctor, right?

1265
01:19:15,200 --> 01:19:18,238
- Call him, please.
- Let's call him. - Let's inform him, right?

1266
01:19:18,320 --> 01:19:21,153
- Let's inform him. Is there a telephone?
- Telephone? No, it's on the table.

1267
01:19:21,240 --> 01:19:22,833
No, I say, exactly. Thank you.

1268
01:19:26,240 --> 01:19:29,437
- Please, call.
- Don't worry, Inspector!

1269
01:19:31,080 --> 01:19:34,710
What number will this Him have?
Meh! Let's see a little...

1270
01:19:35,400 --> 01:19:39,314
<i>A,B,C,D EL IL</i>

1271
01:19:39,800 --> 01:19:41,871
La, la, la, le, le,
there, there, there, there.

1272
01:19:42,240 --> 01:19:44,675
Lu... Luino. He's not there!

1273
01:19:45,240 --> 01:19:47,993
- Doctor! - Say.
- What did the commissioner tell you?

1274
01:19:48,560 --> 01:19:50,597
To call something.

1275
01:19:51,960 --> 01:19:52,791
To Him!

1276
01:19:52,880 --> 01:19:55,759
- And you call? - By force!
To please the commissioner.

1277
01:19:55,840 --> 01:19:58,275
- Do it to His Excellency.
- Yes? - Don't telephone!

1278
01:19:58,360 --> 01:20:00,829
- Shouldn't I call?
- His Excellency will reward you.

1279
01:20:00,920 --> 01:20:03,275
Oh yes? Okay,
it means I won't call.

1280
01:20:03,360 --> 01:20:05,954
- I can reassure you
His Excellency? - Reassure him.

1281
01:20:06,040 --> 01:20:08,998
- Thank you, doctor! She is a friend!
- I know. - Thank you! - Please!

1282
01:20:09,080 --> 01:20:12,869
- Thank you, doctor! - Please. Thank you!
- Thank you! - Please. Thank you. Meh!

1283
01:20:14,080 --> 01:20:17,311
- Doctor! But what does he do? Don't you call?
< Biagio: I already called.

1284
01:20:17,400 --> 01:20:21,314
- Ah, well done! And what did He say?
- He's not at home. It's out, yes.

1285
01:20:21,400 --> 01:20:22,959
- He went shopping.
- The shopping?!

1286
01:20:23,040 --> 01:20:26,396
Yes, he's suspicious. He doesn't trust
nobody's business, they do the shopping themselves.

1287
01:20:26,760 --> 01:20:29,832
They replied: "As soon as he comes back,
we'll let them call."

1288
01:20:29,920 --> 01:20:33,072
- Then let's wait! - Let's wait for him!
- Let's wait! - Let's wait for him!

1289
01:20:33,200 --> 01:20:34,235
(LAUGHTER)

1290
01:20:39,480 --> 01:20:42,074
I stopped him in time, Your Excellency!
He was about to call.

1291
01:20:42,160 --> 01:20:43,195
- The doctor?
- Yes

1292
01:20:43,280 --> 01:20:45,396
But if he finds out that I was
with his wife, who's stopping him?

1293
01:20:45,480 --> 01:20:47,949
Excellency, we must insist
on the other version.

1294
01:20:48,040 --> 01:20:50,714
- Which one? That I stole the cutlery?
- But no! The other!

1295
01:20:51,120 --> 01:20:53,714
What did you tell the doctor?
That the lady was with her...

1296
01:20:53,800 --> 01:20:55,916
- The wife of...
- But she's married too.

1297
01:20:56,000 --> 01:20:58,435
Okay,
but if the husband agreed...

1298
01:21:00,680 --> 01:21:04,753
- Do you think that the comrade...
- To make a career... I'd try it.

1299
01:21:06,760 --> 01:21:09,320
But! That doctor Tanzarella!

1300
01:21:09,400 --> 01:21:12,597
Such an important person,
lend oneself to such a comedy!

1301
01:21:12,680 --> 01:21:15,798
And I had it in my head
that he was sick! Stupid!

1302
01:21:16,000 --> 01:21:19,072
- He didn't even notice the punishment
that I had! - Let's not exaggerate.

1303
01:21:19,160 --> 01:21:21,720
- You're a cynic! A wretch!
- I'm a man!

1304
01:21:21,920 --> 01:21:25,754
And I'm a woman! And I have dignity!
Do you know what a wife does in these cases?

1305
01:21:25,840 --> 01:21:29,071
- Yes I know. Go back to your mother!
- Luckily I'm already here!

1306
01:21:29,160 --> 01:21:32,676
- And I forbid you to stay there!
- Mom, are you against me too?

1307
01:21:32,760 --> 01:21:35,354
But no, dear, I'm with you.
But no woman...

1308
01:21:35,440 --> 01:21:38,478
...has ever won a battle
turning your back on the enemy!

1309
01:21:38,560 --> 01:21:41,632
Well, I sent for her,
that one over there! Ah, you will hear!

1310
01:21:41,720 --> 01:21:44,280
I recommend,
Let's not start a scene, eh?

1311
01:21:45,200 --> 01:21:48,352
Mr. Ernesto, Your Excellency
He would like to talk to you for a moment.

1312
01:21:48,440 --> 01:21:51,239
- Your Excellency? - Yes.
<And what does he want? - Meh!

1313
01:21:53,440 --> 01:21:55,397
< Silvia: Mom,
answer me frankly.

1314
01:21:55,480 --> 01:21:58,313
That woman
is he much better than me?

1315
01:21:59,600 --> 01:22:02,592
You see, dear, between you and that woman
There's the same difference...

1316
01:22:02,680 --> 01:22:05,638
...which passes between Mont Blanc
and any small volcano.

1317
01:22:05,720 --> 01:22:08,439
- Would I be the little volcano?
- No, darling, unfortunately, no.

1318
01:22:08,520 --> 01:22:11,399
You are Mont Blanc,
the eternal snows, the glaciers.

1319
01:22:11,960 --> 01:22:14,429
- What is it? Don't you understand?
- No! - Ah, poor me!

1320
01:22:14,520 --> 01:22:17,160
- Did he call me?
- Yes! I want to tell her that she...

1321
01:22:17,240 --> 01:22:20,790
Stay calm!
Everything is over between me and your husband.

1322
01:22:21,040 --> 01:22:25,113
- Oh! Very generous! Will you give it to me?
- No, I simply leave him free.

1323
01:22:25,760 --> 01:22:28,400
Rather, you search
not to let someone else take it.

1324
01:22:28,480 --> 01:22:32,235
- Well said! He knows Ernesto better
of you. - He has experience with other people's husbands!

1325
01:22:32,320 --> 01:22:35,153
Better to have those of others
than not having your own.

1326
01:22:35,240 --> 01:22:38,517
- Come in. - Thank you.
- You should listen to his advice.

1327
01:22:38,720 --> 01:22:42,031
If I were in his place,
I would know exactly what to do!

1328
01:22:42,120 --> 01:22:44,873
- Tell him! - Mom!
- And you have to listen to her.

1329
01:22:44,960 --> 01:22:47,236
I should ask for advice
to my husband's lover?

1330
01:22:47,320 --> 01:22:51,359
No, this would not be dignified.
But if the lady kindly...

1331
01:22:51,560 --> 01:22:54,473
You listen to me... We have to be
in solidarity with each other, right?

1332
01:22:54,680 --> 01:22:57,479
Before being wives or lovers,
we are women.

1333
01:22:57,560 --> 01:22:59,392
She knows she becomes me
increasingly nicer?

1334
01:22:59,480 --> 01:23:02,120
She must have a temper
very different from his daughter!

1335
01:23:02,200 --> 01:23:05,158
Not to brag, but my husband
he certainly wouldn't have found the time..

1336
01:23:05,240 --> 01:23:06,753
...to run after
to beautiful women.

1337
01:23:06,840 --> 01:23:11,340
- Men always find time!
- That yes, but it's not enough! Real?

1338
01:23:12,560 --> 01:23:16,190
It's called "time"
to use a polite euphemism.

1339
01:23:19,240 --> 01:23:22,312
As? I should beg my wife
to pass me off as...

1340
01:23:22,400 --> 01:23:25,677
I don't even think about it, I don't even think about it!
It's crazy!

1341
01:23:25,760 --> 01:23:28,195
His lady is witty.
We'll have a lot of fun.

1342
01:23:28,280 --> 01:23:31,910
But not me! If you want an alibi,
go look for it! Excuse me, you know.

1343
01:23:32,320 --> 01:23:34,311
Why doesn't he say he was
with the doctor's wife?

1344
01:23:34,400 --> 01:23:37,040
Shh! Keep your voice down!
But what does he want?

1345
01:23:37,560 --> 01:23:39,551
Let him make me an enemy
the doctor of...

1346
01:23:39,640 --> 01:23:41,551
Who told him
who is His doctor?

1347
01:23:41,640 --> 01:23:44,996
- Her! - it? - But how?
- Ah! Yes, it's true! I told him!

1348
01:23:45,240 --> 01:23:48,915
- His Excellency keeps his word, right?
- Of course! Within a month...

1349
01:23:49,120 --> 01:23:53,910
...attaché in an important one
embassy: London, Paris, Berlin...

1350
01:23:54,000 --> 01:23:57,550
- Commander of the crown of Italy.
- And peck of my wife's horns.

1351
01:23:57,640 --> 01:23:58,960
- Nonsense!
- What nonsense!

1352
01:23:59,040 --> 01:24:01,270
- Shall I call the lady?
- No, no and no!

1353
01:24:06,960 --> 01:24:09,236
I rather prefer it
go like a thief!

1354
01:24:09,360 --> 01:24:12,796
- What do you mean? - I'll take it
the fault of the theft of the cutlery.

1355
01:24:12,920 --> 01:24:16,879
- It's an idea! - Gosh! Safe!
She blames herself and everything falls into place!

1356
01:24:16,960 --> 01:24:19,110
- Call the commissioner!
- Even the doctor?

1357
01:24:19,200 --> 01:24:23,239
Everyone! It has to be a confession
publish! Dear people!

1358
01:24:23,440 --> 01:24:27,274
- And I recommend: convincing!
- Well, it won't be easy.

1359
01:24:27,680 --> 01:24:29,876
You'll understand, the cutlery
I didn't steal them.

1360
01:24:30,200 --> 01:24:34,273
Gentlemen, Your Excellency
he wants you all in the library.

1361
01:24:34,400 --> 01:24:36,550
- Even the guests?
- Yes, them too.

1362
01:24:36,640 --> 01:24:38,517
Gentlemen, please. This way.

1363
01:24:43,640 --> 01:24:45,392
- After her!
- Thank you.

1364
01:24:48,320 --> 01:24:49,355
Here they are.

1365
01:24:51,840 --> 01:24:55,117
- What are all these people doing?
- It's better that way. - She says so!

1366
01:24:55,400 --> 01:24:59,519
- Now he can't hold back anymore!
- Commissioner! We have the culprit!

1367
01:24:59,800 --> 01:25:02,076
- Of what?
- About the theft of cutlery.

1368
01:25:02,680 --> 01:25:03,954
Come on, courage.

1369
01:25:08,320 --> 01:25:13,110
- Well yes! I'm the thief!
- I said so!

1370
01:25:13,240 --> 01:25:15,880
How could you steal
in your family's home?

1371
01:25:15,960 --> 01:25:18,554
I had no practice yet
to steal from someone else's house!

1372
01:25:18,720 --> 01:25:21,553
- But why? Why did he do it?
- Well, because...

1373
01:25:22,640 --> 01:25:23,994
Well, because...

1374
01:25:26,760 --> 01:25:28,114
The demon!

1375
01:25:28,960 --> 01:25:30,633
The demon! The game demon!

1376
01:25:30,720 --> 01:25:33,280
I looked for this in vice
that I couldn't find...

1377
01:25:33,360 --> 01:25:36,239
...in family joys!
A wife without love,..

1378
01:25:36,440 --> 01:25:40,274
...a husband with no money
and merciless in-laws!

1379
01:25:40,600 --> 01:25:42,079
What could I play...

1380
01:25:42,160 --> 01:25:44,674
- Over 1,200 lire
of the monthly salary? - Ouch!

1381
01:25:44,760 --> 01:25:45,750
Excuse me.

1382
01:25:45,840 --> 01:25:48,116
Talk about it, talk about it
to the competent ministry.

1383
01:25:49,440 --> 01:25:52,637
And so I took the plunge
in the green table and I lost.

1384
01:25:56,440 --> 01:26:01,435
- Why did I do it? Why?
- Come on, that's not the case now!

1385
01:26:03,640 --> 01:26:06,075
And I should say
something similar to my husband?

1386
01:26:07,000 --> 01:26:09,640
- I will never have the courage!
- Make him come.

1387
01:26:09,760 --> 01:26:12,354
Men need
of violent emotions!

1388
01:26:12,560 --> 01:26:15,678
- Silvia, here it is! Go! Go!
- I go? - Go, go!

1389
01:26:22,560 --> 01:26:25,359
- Ernesto! I have to talk to you!
- I have to talk to you too.

1390
01:26:25,680 --> 01:26:27,990
They'll tell you I'm a thief,
but that's not true at all.

1391
01:26:28,080 --> 01:26:30,754
I preferred to pass as a thief
rather than as a betrayed husband.

1392
01:26:30,840 --> 01:26:34,117
- But you are. - A thief?
- No, no, that other thing.

1393
01:26:34,200 --> 01:26:36,430
< Ernesto: We're not joking,
this is not the time.

1394
01:26:36,520 --> 01:26:38,989
Yes, Ernesto. In the chalet
I was there with His Excellency!

1395
01:26:39,080 --> 01:26:40,832
< Ernesto: I already told you
not to joke.

1396
01:26:40,920 --> 01:26:43,673
My friend, I'm sorry
I have to tell you, but it's really true.

1397
01:26:43,760 --> 01:26:46,229
- But... what do you know?
- His Excellency told me.

1398
01:26:46,320 --> 01:26:48,118
- His... - Here he is.
- Your Excellency? - Yes.

1399
01:26:48,200 --> 01:26:51,511
- Is it true? - Yes. - But how, you?!
But what did you do with that?

1400
01:26:51,800 --> 01:26:55,156
And you, then,
for three months with that?

1401
01:26:55,240 --> 01:26:56,799
(SILVIA CRYING)

1402
01:26:57,000 --> 01:26:58,718
Now I understand everything!

1403
01:26:59,040 --> 01:27:03,273
But who does she think she is?
Gabriele D'Annunzio?! I...

1404
01:27:03,360 --> 01:27:06,193
< Clara: Ernesto! Career!
- I don't care about my career!

1405
01:27:06,280 --> 01:27:07,679
I think of my wife!

1406
01:27:09,240 --> 01:27:11,197
Silvia! Silvia!

1407
01:27:11,520 --> 01:27:15,479
- I demand an explanation!
- I'll give you an explanation.

1408
01:27:15,560 --> 01:27:17,153
Come with me, I'll explain everything to you.

1409
01:27:17,240 --> 01:27:20,596
Well, it means that while they
they explain themselves, we're going to lunch.

1410
01:27:20,680 --> 01:27:25,038
How does that old saying go?
Bad costume half joy! Clear?

1411
01:27:25,240 --> 01:27:26,753
You're welcome, gentlemen.

1412
01:27:27,200 --> 01:27:29,430
Pretty! Beautiful wife you are!

1413
01:27:30,040 --> 01:27:32,395
You made me look bad
in front of everyone!

1414
01:27:32,480 --> 01:27:34,835
Because it occurred to you
to say that nonsense?

1415
01:27:34,920 --> 01:27:38,390
(crying) I told her,
but you did them!

1416
01:27:38,800 --> 01:27:41,394
Yes! But it wasn't a good reason
to take revenge.

1417
01:27:42,200 --> 01:27:44,874
I didn't want to take revenge,
I just wanted to see...

1418
01:27:45,000 --> 01:27:48,311
...if you were a little jealous, that's it!
- Of course I'm jealous!

1419
01:27:51,600 --> 01:27:53,511
But then... do you love me?

1420
01:27:55,280 --> 01:27:58,875
- Of course I want you.
- And that woman over there?

1421
01:28:00,000 --> 01:28:03,436
Silvia, if you knew
how difficult it is to explain certain things.

1422
01:28:04,680 --> 01:28:07,433
You see, Silvia, you are a wife
delicious, perfect,..

1423
01:28:07,520 --> 01:28:10,319
...the queen of the house. For you
marriage just means...

1424
01:28:10,400 --> 01:28:12,835
...very shiny floors,
slippers under your feet,..

1425
01:28:12,920 --> 01:28:14,957
...slippers under the bed.
But above?

1426
01:28:15,040 --> 01:28:17,793
Believe that marital happiness
is constituted only...

1427
01:28:17,880 --> 01:28:21,794
...from a well-stocked refrigerator!
- Enough!! I've had enough!

1428
01:28:22,000 --> 01:28:25,595
They've already explained it to me enough!
I understand now!

1429
01:28:27,160 --> 01:28:28,639
Did you understand what?

1430
01:28:43,680 --> 01:28:44,431
But!

1431
01:28:45,520 --> 01:28:47,352
And... now..

1432
01:28:48,800 --> 01:28:49,949
...let's go.

1433
01:28:50,160 --> 01:28:51,195
Oh no!

1434
01:28:53,040 --> 01:28:54,519
Now we stay.

1435
01:29:05,800 --> 01:29:09,430
- The phone call for the doctor
didn't she arrive? - No, sir. - Well.

1436
01:29:20,120 --> 01:29:23,431
Ernesto, but we really will have to
do without the large refrigerator?

1437
01:29:23,520 --> 01:29:26,399
I don't want to hear any more
of ice in my house, okay?

1438
01:29:26,480 --> 01:29:28,073
Won't you say I'm Mont Blanc?

1439
01:29:28,160 --> 01:29:30,959
Hand! You are a volcano,
you are Kilimanjaro!

1440
01:29:31,160 --> 01:29:33,834
But Ernesto, Kilimanjaro
It's not a volcano.

1441
01:29:33,920 --> 01:29:37,629
But who knows! He might wake up
any moment now he too!

1442
01:29:45,720 --> 01:29:48,951
- Boys! But we are waiting for you!
- Ah, we'll come right away!

1443
01:29:51,840 --> 01:29:55,515
Gentlemen! Do you want to sit down?
His Excellency at the head of the table,..

1444
01:29:55,880 --> 01:29:58,474
...Mrs. Tanzarella
close to His Excellency.

1445
01:29:59,800 --> 01:30:00,949
Here we are.

1446
01:30:02,320 --> 01:30:06,200
Your Excellency, I'm sorry.
It was all a misunderstanding.

1447
01:30:06,800 --> 01:30:08,837
I know, I know.
The countess has already explained it to me.

1448
01:30:08,920 --> 01:30:11,150
- By the way, congratulations.
- Why?

1449
01:30:11,680 --> 01:30:15,435
- I told her mother-in-law that she
will soon be attaché. - Oh! Excellence!

1450
01:30:16,120 --> 01:30:17,394
Too good.

1451
01:30:18,640 --> 01:30:21,871
- With permission.
And enjoy your meal. Excuse me. - Please.

1452
01:30:22,080 --> 01:30:23,354
Ernesto: Permission.

1453
01:30:23,480 --> 01:30:26,074
Then don't forget
that you are his doctor.

1454
01:30:26,160 --> 01:30:29,118
- Whose doctor? - Like whose?
Everyone knows it and you don't know it?

1455
01:30:29,200 --> 01:30:31,635
The only ones who don't know
it's me and the patient.

1456
01:30:31,840 --> 01:30:33,399
Can you tell me who this is?

1457
01:30:33,880 --> 01:30:36,918
- The Duce! - Ah! Damn!
No! Let's not make jokes!

1458
01:30:37,000 --> 01:30:40,072
- That's why everyone paid their respects to me!
- Shh! - I understand! I'm leaving.

1459
01:30:40,160 --> 01:30:42,629
- Hat and coat. I'm leaving.
- No! You stay!

1460
01:30:42,760 --> 01:30:45,070
If the Minister comes
you know, I'm ruined!

1461
01:30:45,160 --> 01:30:48,118
- Do you want to make me go to jail?
< Clara: Doctor! Can't you sit down?

1462
01:30:48,200 --> 01:30:50,032
Of course
who is comfortable! Please.

1463
01:30:51,800 --> 01:30:53,837
< Clara: We were waiting for you.
- Thank you.

1464
01:30:57,200 --> 01:30:58,634
(screaming) Comrades!

1465
01:31:00,720 --> 01:31:05,112
Before breaking this bread
which is the joy of the table,..

1466
01:31:06,000 --> 01:31:09,277
...I invite you to shout with me!
Hey! Hey! Hey! - All: Ala!!

1467
01:31:09,360 --> 01:31:10,430
- Hey!
- All: Ala!

1468
01:31:10,640 --> 01:31:12,870
- Hey! Hey! Ouch!
- All: Ala! Wing! Wing!

1469
01:31:13,040 --> 01:31:14,030
Rest!

1470
01:31:14,600 --> 01:31:15,556
To us!

1471
01:31:15,720 --> 01:31:17,074
You're welcome.

1472
01:31:17,920 --> 01:31:21,117
- Doctor, do you see him often?
- It depends, Countess.

1473
01:31:21,600 --> 01:31:24,160
As soon as he is unwell,
he sends me to call right away.

1474
01:31:24,240 --> 01:31:28,598
Yes, some colds,
a flu, a bit of sciatica,..

1475
01:31:28,880 --> 01:31:31,554
...some typhoid fever,
you know, today's nonsense.

1476
01:31:31,640 --> 01:31:33,153
So is he always sick?

1477
01:31:35,240 --> 01:31:37,800
No! Who? That? Sick?
But not by a long shot!

1478
01:31:37,920 --> 01:31:40,673
He has iron health!
(PHONE RINGING)

1479
01:31:42,480 --> 01:31:44,517
< Pierino: Hello? Bernabei House.

1480
01:31:45,280 --> 01:31:47,430
Yes, it's here. Who wants it?

1481
01:31:48,600 --> 01:31:51,274
- He knows it! Call him!
> Pierino: I'll go right away.

1482
01:31:54,720 --> 01:31:57,997
- Doctor Tanzarella, it's for you.
- Thank you. With permission!

1483
01:31:58,560 --> 01:32:00,995
It's Him, doctor.
Him, the phone call, right?

1484
01:32:01,120 --> 01:32:02,315
Yes, it must be Him!

1485
01:32:02,400 --> 01:32:04,596
Yes, but it's no longer needed because
the Minister is innocent.

1486
01:32:04,680 --> 01:32:08,560
Commissioner, a Minister always has
a few things about your conscience!

1487
01:32:09,880 --> 01:32:11,154
Sorry, gentlemen.

1488
01:32:17,200 --> 01:32:18,759
Is it clean? Thank you.

1489
01:32:22,720 --> 01:32:24,870
- Ready!
- It's me, Gennarino!

1490
01:32:25,080 --> 01:32:28,198
Excellency, are you?
Yes, it's me. To us!

1491
01:32:28,760 --> 01:32:31,718
But what Excellency?
It's me, Gennarino!

1492
01:32:31,920 --> 01:32:35,231
Excellency, we are at the table!
A beautiful table full of people!

1493
01:32:35,320 --> 01:32:39,439
Nice, cheerful, demographic people!
You know, Excellency, the Minister is also here!

1494
01:32:39,720 --> 01:32:43,270
- Oh yes? All right!
He says hello. - Thanks, spare parts.

1495
01:32:43,880 --> 01:32:48,033
The Minister reciprocates and we here,
everyone, we salute you Romanally!

1496
01:32:48,120 --> 01:32:51,192
Now let's start eating
the double butter tagliatelle..

1497
01:32:51,280 --> 01:32:54,636
...with giblets,
chicken eggs and big rabbit!

1498
01:32:55,000 --> 01:32:57,150
No, doctor, the eggs aren't there.

1499
01:32:57,240 --> 01:32:59,914
Exactly, I say, Excellency,
the eggs aren't there...

1500
01:33:00,000 --> 01:33:02,310
...but on the other hand, however,
there are gold cutlery,..

1501
01:33:02,400 --> 01:33:06,997
...circumcised by Benvenuto Cellini!
Well yes! It's a souvenir of the Tsar!

1502
01:33:07,240 --> 01:33:09,311
< Biagio: A very precious thing,
a rarity!

1503
01:33:09,400 --> 01:33:13,075
I know. As?
Oh yes? Your Excellency, would you like them?

1504
01:33:13,680 --> 01:33:15,478
Oh you would like them,
the gold cutlery?

1505
01:33:15,560 --> 01:33:17,756
(softly) Who are you talking to?
that moron?

1506
01:33:17,840 --> 01:33:21,037
How does he say? To display them at the exhibition
of the Florentine goldsmith's art?

1507
01:33:21,120 --> 01:33:24,351
<It's right, very right!
We must exalt Italian art,...

1508
01:33:24,600 --> 01:33:27,911
...make it known to foreigners
and if necessary export it abroad!

1509
01:33:28,000 --> 01:33:31,356
That's right! Keep cutlery closed
in a drawer is a crime,..

1510
01:33:31,440 --> 01:33:33,192
...indeed, a very great crime!

1511
01:33:33,480 --> 01:33:36,313
- The train leaves, master!
- Well said, Excellency!

1512
01:33:36,560 --> 01:33:40,269
I'll report back immediately. But they will be
happy, very happy! Honored!

1513
01:33:40,640 --> 01:33:42,313
- He wants cutlery.
- No!

1514
01:33:43,600 --> 01:33:46,558
What did I tell you, Excellency?
They joined with enthusiasm!

1515
01:33:46,640 --> 01:33:49,473
What are you doing there? Take a basket,
a suitcase, a basket,..

1516
01:33:49,560 --> 01:33:51,437
...any casing. Go!

1517
01:33:51,520 --> 01:33:54,512
Ready! Excellence! I'll bring them to you
Tomorrow when I come to Rome?

1518
01:33:54,600 --> 01:33:56,910
Oh no? Do you want them right away?
And that's fine.

1519
01:33:57,000 --> 01:33:59,469
< Biagio: I'll take the cutlery
and I'm with her straight away!

1520
01:33:59,560 --> 01:34:03,235
Excellence! It allows me
that opens a parenthesis? Thank you!

1521
01:34:03,720 --> 01:34:08,476
How's your health? Say 33! 33!
A nice long breath...

1522
01:34:09,160 --> 01:34:10,958
But this really
he went crazy!

1523
01:34:11,040 --> 01:34:13,714
Very good! I close the parenthesis,
I'm right at her.

1524
01:34:14,400 --> 01:34:16,073
< Biagio: Is the basket ready?
Let's go.

1525
01:34:16,160 --> 01:34:18,071
- I'll help you. - Thank you.
- All: Me too!

1526
01:34:18,160 --> 01:34:19,514
- Soon!
- Lauretta: Take these!

1527
01:34:19,600 --> 01:34:21,637
- Soon!
- Lauretta: These too, here!

1528
01:34:21,720 --> 01:34:23,597
- Don't omit any.
- Then you bring them back to us?

1529
01:34:23,680 --> 01:34:26,479
- Be calm.
- Don't omit any! - Here you are.

1530
01:34:26,560 --> 01:34:29,916
- For goodness sake! - Sorry a little,
but are you sure he wants cutlery?

1531
01:34:30,000 --> 01:34:32,196
You didn't hear the boss
What did he say on the phone?

1532
01:34:32,280 --> 01:34:35,079
And when he says something,
no more discussion! Enough!

1533
01:34:35,160 --> 01:34:36,719
< Biagio: Quick! I miss the train!

1534
01:34:36,800 --> 01:34:38,518
I'll take you in the car.

1535
01:34:38,600 --> 01:34:40,671
- If you allow, I'll accompany you.
- God forbid.

1536
01:34:40,760 --> 01:34:42,671
- Indeed, allow me, commissioner?
One word. - Yes.

1537
01:34:42,760 --> 01:34:45,991
Look, it's an order from Him.
Don't let anyone move from here!

1538
01:34:46,080 --> 01:34:47,673
If He said so,
stay calm!

1539
01:34:47,760 --> 01:34:50,479
- I'll be ready in a minute, dear.
- No, darling, you're staying.

1540
01:34:50,560 --> 01:34:53,279
- Keep His Excellency company.
- Your lady doesn't...

1541
01:34:53,360 --> 01:34:57,069
I won't give it to him! Quick!
Keep her entertained.

1542
01:34:57,160 --> 01:34:59,231
He's young, he needs it
of leisure, of entertainment.

1543
01:34:59,320 --> 01:35:01,914
Indeed, does he want to do a nice thing?
Do you want to take her back to Rome?

1544
01:35:02,000 --> 01:35:03,957
- With pleasure! - Thank you!
Where is the basket? - Here it is.

1545
01:35:04,040 --> 01:35:06,156
- Is everything there? - All.
- Nothing missing? - Nothing.

1546
01:35:06,240 --> 01:35:09,039
Infinite thanks
and many greetings from...

1547
01:35:09,120 --> 01:35:11,111
- All: Ala!
- Here you are! Until we meet again!

1548
01:35:12,480 --> 01:35:15,074
- Where is she going? - I'll accompany him.
- Please, sit down.

1549
01:35:15,160 --> 01:35:16,833
- But sorry...
- Sit down!

1550
01:35:17,680 --> 01:35:18,670
All right.

1551
01:35:23,000 --> 01:35:25,071
Then,
Will you take me back, Excellency?

1552
01:35:25,920 --> 01:35:28,196
- By train?
- Naturally in a sleeping car!

1553
01:35:28,440 --> 01:35:29,714
(LAUGHTER)

1554
01:35:35,800 --> 01:35:38,030
> Commissioner: Stop him!
Stop him!

1555
01:35:38,880 --> 01:35:40,109
< Commissioner: Doctor!

1556
01:35:41,240 --> 01:35:42,196
Doctor!

1557
01:35:43,840 --> 01:35:45,592
He forgot this!

1558
01:35:47,040 --> 01:35:48,519
(LAUGHTER)

1559
01:35:48,760 --> 01:35:51,718
You know, the rush! Thank you!

1560
01:35:52,440 --> 01:35:54,636
And I recommend,
don't forget about me.

1561
01:35:54,760 --> 01:35:57,957
- Rest assured! - A promotion?
- More! More! - More?

1562
01:35:58,040 --> 01:35:59,269
- Are you commissioner now?
- Yes

1563
01:35:59,360 --> 01:36:01,476
- She won't be anymore!
- Well!

1564
01:36:02,080 --> 01:36:06,472
I'm doing you a service
who will remember it as long as he lives!

1565
01:36:06,720 --> 01:36:08,199
Thank you, doctor.

1566
01:36:09,400 --> 01:36:12,756
- Go smoothly! - I'm going smoothly!
- Until we meet again! - Until we meet again!