1 00:00:03,190 --> 00:00:04,060 "Zdravo" L 2 00:00:04,110 --> 00:00:05,060 Zašto ne upotrebiš maker? 3 00:00:05,110 --> 00:00:06,410 Lakše je 4 00:00:06,460 --> 00:00:08,020 Je li lakše od čekića? 5 00:00:12,290 --> 00:00:14,550 dan plate 6 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:15,510 "dogan" 7 00:00:15,550 --> 00:00:16,510 hvala ti 8 00:00:16,550 --> 00:00:18,380 "Dogan" - hvala ti - 9 00:00:18,430 --> 00:00:21,080 "dogan" 10 00:00:21,120 --> 00:00:23,000 "kremast" 11 00:00:24,910 --> 00:00:26,650 "kremast" 12 00:00:27,780 --> 00:00:29,050 Gotovo sam siguran da govori o tebi 13 00:00:29,090 --> 00:00:30,660 ne hvala. Prihvataš me u svojoj krvi upravo sada 14 00:00:30,700 --> 00:00:32,090 Plaćaš mi 15 00:00:32,140 --> 00:00:33,960 šta Ne, moraš dobiti svoju platu 16 00:00:34,010 --> 00:00:35,960 Osećam da ti moram zahvaliti na tome Učiš me novom zanimanju da me platiš 17 00:00:36,010 --> 00:00:37,660 Lizi, povećaj mu platu. 18 00:00:38,840 --> 00:00:41,540 „Zaista vas vidim kao oca, gospodine Art 19 00:00:41,580 --> 00:00:44,500 A u Avganistanu otac nikada ne plaća svoju djecu 20 00:00:44,540 --> 00:00:47,500 Svidelo mi se. Moram da posetim tamo jednog dana 21 00:00:47,540 --> 00:00:49,670 Tata, ponovi joj kompliment 22 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:50,890 Samo je rekao da ne želi 23 00:00:50,940 --> 00:00:52,420 Ne, iz pristojnosti odbija do 3 puta 24 00:00:52,460 --> 00:00:53,680 Zbog njihove kulture 25 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:56,030 stvarno 26 00:00:56,070 --> 00:00:57,070 Insistiram, prijatelju 27 00:00:57,120 --> 00:00:58,200 šta god kažeš 28 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:00,600 ♪ 29 00:01:00,640 --> 00:01:08,890 ::: Prevodilac: Amir Lajar ::: 30 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:12,390 Zaista nisi trebao sve ovo da brojiš 31 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:13,920 Odakle sam ja došao, uvijek sa našom prvom platom 32 00:01:13,960 --> 00:01:15,570 Kupujemo dobru hranu za naše najmilije 33 00:01:15,610 --> 00:01:18,830 Dakle, volio bih da nisam ponio ovu "pahuljicu za doručak". 34 00:01:18,880 --> 00:01:20,920 Uzeo sam ga samo zato što ima jo-jo 35 00:01:22,140 --> 00:01:23,970 vidi ovo 36 00:01:24,010 --> 00:01:25,060 od malena 37 00:01:25,100 --> 00:01:26,890 Sanjao sam o takvom autu 38 00:01:26,930 --> 00:01:28,670 Kakav divan san 39 00:01:28,710 --> 00:01:30,320 U našem komšiluku bila je jedna osoba 40 00:01:30,370 --> 00:01:32,150 koji je imao upravo ovakav auto 41 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:34,500 A mi smo mislili da je strana jako kul 42 00:01:34,550 --> 00:01:37,460 U mojoj zemlji, model automobila Zirpat izluđuje žene 43 00:01:37,500 --> 00:01:41,030 Dobro je što sam shvatio da površnih ljudi ima po celom svetu 44 00:01:41,070 --> 00:01:42,420 Hoćeš li se slikati sa mnom? 45 00:01:42,470 --> 00:01:43,730 Želim da ga pošaljem svom rođaku "Zubair". 46 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:45,900 Definitivno 47 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:50,170 šta se desilo 48 00:01:50,210 --> 00:01:52,040 je tvoj auto 49 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:53,260 samo još jedan 50 00:01:53,300 --> 00:01:55,090 Kupio sam srećku 51 00:01:55,130 --> 00:01:57,090 Vole li Amerikanke ovaj auto? 52 00:01:57,130 --> 00:01:58,090 Testera nije loša 53 00:01:59,350 --> 00:02:00,480 idemo se zabaviti 54 00:02:00,530 --> 00:02:01,530 Vaša šansa za pobjedu 55 00:02:01,570 --> 00:02:02,750 Sa tom srećkom dobijate više 56 00:02:06,970 --> 00:02:08,540 Da, kupio je auto 57 00:02:08,580 --> 00:02:10,710 Zašto da te lažem, Zubaire? 58 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:12,060 Hej, jesi li kupio auto? 59 00:02:12,100 --> 00:02:13,450 Ne, ali reci mu da sam ga kupio 60 00:02:15,540 --> 00:02:18,020 Da, tu je pred mojim očima 61 00:02:18,070 --> 00:02:19,760 boje vina - boje vina - 62 00:02:19,810 --> 00:02:21,980 Reci mi da ti je kamera pokvarena - Poslao bih ti svoju fotografiju - 63 00:02:22,030 --> 00:02:24,330 Ali moja kamera je pokvarena 64 00:02:24,380 --> 00:02:26,120 U redu, za sada druže 65 00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:27,340 Mislite li da je bio ljubomoran? 66 00:02:27,380 --> 00:02:28,900 Skoro je zaplakao 67 00:02:28,950 --> 00:02:31,860 Voleo bih da sam to mogao čuti 68 00:02:31,910 --> 00:02:33,470 Hej, imaš dobar novac 69 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:34,950 Zašto stvarno ne kupiš auto? 70 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:36,430 Trenutno ima važnijih stvari 71 00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:37,780 da ih moram potrošiti 72 00:02:37,830 --> 00:02:38,960 kao? 73 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:39,960 pošalji me kući 74 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,180 Sada ga šaljete 75 00:02:41,220 --> 00:02:42,610 Pa, moram poslati još 76 00:02:42,660 --> 00:02:45,090 Moram pomoći da platim ovu kuću 77 00:02:45,140 --> 00:02:48,310 Vidio sam da je većina Lizzienih pantalona poderana 78 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:51,400 Nije problem, samo se saberite 79 00:02:51,450 --> 00:02:52,580 zar ne mogu? 80 00:02:52,620 --> 00:02:53,890 zašto ne možeš 81 00:02:53,930 --> 00:02:55,630 Ne znam odakle da počnem 82 00:02:55,670 --> 00:02:59,110 Pa, sredićemo to. šta hoćeš 83 00:03:01,020 --> 00:03:03,590 Moja majka je oduvek želela da ide u Meku 84 00:03:03,630 --> 00:03:05,110 Hteo sam da ga pošaljem tamo 85 00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:08,640 To je ono što tvoja majka želi sta zelis 86 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:10,600 Želim da moja porodica bude srećna 87 00:03:10,640 --> 00:03:12,030 ok 88 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:14,600 Sada, baš kao Alaki, pretpostavimo da nemaš porodicu 89 00:03:14,650 --> 00:03:16,820 za šta? 90 00:03:16,860 --> 00:03:18,260 ne brini brate 91 00:03:18,300 --> 00:03:19,390 Još se ništa nije dogodilo 92 00:03:19,430 --> 00:03:20,780 Samo zato što volite da kupujete? 93 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:25,610 kad sam bio mali 94 00:03:25,660 --> 00:03:27,270 Našao sam nešto novca na ulici 95 00:03:27,310 --> 00:03:28,830 Onda torta za sebe 96 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:31,270 Kupila sam ga sa debelim slojem džema 97 00:03:31,310 --> 00:03:35,360 Još nisam zaboravila njegov hrskav i prefin ukus 98 00:03:35,410 --> 00:03:37,620 Siguran sam da ste uživali u svakom dijelu 99 00:03:37,670 --> 00:03:38,760 Nisam sve pojeo 100 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:39,890 Ostatak sam donio za porodicu 101 00:03:39,930 --> 00:03:41,370 Ja nisam čudovište 102 00:03:42,410 --> 00:03:43,850 Pa, tako je. idemo 103 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:45,550 gde idemo - Nemate kartu, požurite - 104 00:03:50,070 --> 00:03:52,030 Na kraju, nisam razumeo onog tipa koji jede hi-vol 105 00:03:52,070 --> 00:03:55,340 Želio je da nas upozori ili da nam poželi dobrodošlicu 106 00:03:55,380 --> 00:03:57,860 Oh, divan je, ovaj auto ti pristaje 107 00:03:57,910 --> 00:04:00,520 Šetajte s njim ulicama Jebeš sve cure 108 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:02,520 Nikada neću imati dovoljno novca za to - ...ne - 109 00:04:02,560 --> 00:04:04,300 Ne gledajte na cijenu To je za budale 110 00:04:04,350 --> 00:04:06,090 Moraš ga srušiti čekom 111 00:04:06,130 --> 00:04:08,050 Riley, "Znam da grizem" - da, znam da znaš - 112 00:04:08,090 --> 00:04:09,740 Ali kupovina automobila u ovoj zemlji je drugačija 113 00:04:09,790 --> 00:04:11,220 Oni igraju neke trikove za koje vi ne mislite 114 00:04:11,270 --> 00:04:12,440 Znam sve trikove 115 00:04:12,490 --> 00:04:14,100 Veoma lepo, zar ne? 116 00:04:14,140 --> 00:04:16,840 Ovo je najružniji auto koji sam ikada vidio 117 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:19,230 Ni muftija ga neće voziti 118 00:04:19,280 --> 00:04:20,800 Pa, iskreno, vožnja je besplatna 119 00:04:20,840 --> 00:04:22,890 zaista Zlo 120 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:25,320 Za sada samo tražimo 121 00:04:25,370 --> 00:04:27,410 Možete li mi pomoći? 122 00:04:27,460 --> 00:04:29,940 Pa... imao sam nekoliko pitanja 123 00:04:29,980 --> 00:04:32,680 Imate li ovako nešto u boji vina? 124 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:35,330 Nije uspelo. Ali novi modeli imaju i vino 125 00:04:35,380 --> 00:04:36,550 Boja je predivna 126 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:38,250 Ne mogu sebi priuštiti novi auto 127 00:04:38,290 --> 00:04:40,030 Možda tako mislite ...ali ako kažem da možeš 128 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:42,730 Kupite ga plaćajući mjesečne rate, jeste li iznenađeni? 129 00:04:42,780 --> 00:04:45,260 Veoma sam iznenađen 130 00:04:45,300 --> 00:04:46,950 I prema troškovima održavanja automobila 131 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:49,440 Dugoročno možete uštedjeti novac 132 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:51,480 U svakom slučaju, ostaviću vas da razmislite 133 00:04:51,520 --> 00:04:54,140 čekaj, čekaj možemo li to vidjeti 134 00:04:54,180 --> 00:04:56,790 Samo ako obećate da ćete ga testirati 135 00:04:57,920 --> 00:04:59,490 sta ti mislis 136 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:03,320 nije loše 137 00:05:04,410 --> 00:05:06,320 Probajte grijanje sjedala 138 00:05:08,320 --> 00:05:12,460 Kukovi su mi još topli kao kad sam se probudila 139 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:15,940 Traje minut 140 00:05:15,980 --> 00:05:18,120 Probajte automatski način rada 141 00:05:18,160 --> 00:05:19,770 šta je to - Za duge vožnje - 142 00:05:19,810 --> 00:05:21,820 Daješ mu pravac i Auto se sam vozi 143 00:05:26,340 --> 00:05:28,820 Izgleda besmisleno 144 00:05:28,870 --> 00:05:30,430 Ali sada je u redu 145 00:05:31,430 --> 00:05:34,180 Skini ruke sa volana Skini mi nogu sa pedale 146 00:05:34,220 --> 00:05:36,530 stvarno - da, uzmi - 147 00:05:38,660 --> 00:05:40,050 u ime Allaha 148 00:05:42,710 --> 00:05:44,320 šta se dešava 149 00:05:44,360 --> 00:05:47,360 Kao da duh vozi auto 150 00:05:47,410 --> 00:05:49,500 Uključite radio 151 00:05:49,540 --> 00:05:51,150 ♪ ...sa tobom 152 00:05:51,190 --> 00:05:54,810 Dobit ćete besplatan satelitski radio do 3 mjeseca 153 00:05:54,850 --> 00:05:56,420 Volim besplatno 154 00:05:56,460 --> 00:05:58,420 ...jednom sam bio u supermarketu i ... ili Bog 155 00:05:58,460 --> 00:06:00,330 Moja guza postaje vruća 156 00:06:01,420 --> 00:06:03,340 Riley, moram kupiti ovaj auto. 157 00:06:03,380 --> 00:06:05,820 Nemoj sad paničariti brate 158 00:06:05,860 --> 00:06:07,340 Ne mogu da verujem da se svađa sa svojim šefom 159 00:06:07,380 --> 00:06:08,780 sniziti cijenu 160 00:06:08,820 --> 00:06:11,430 Nadam se da ga neće otpustiti 161 00:06:11,470 --> 00:06:13,650 Dobra vijest, riješeno je 162 00:06:13,690 --> 00:06:15,220 Zlo! 163 00:06:15,260 --> 00:06:17,440 Dakle, potpisujete li? Hoćemo li to ozvaničiti? 164 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:20,000 Čekaj da vidim 165 00:06:20,050 --> 00:06:22,960 Mislim da je to veoma čudno Bez avansa? 166 00:06:23,010 --> 00:06:24,840 U Avganistanu, ako želite, bez predujma 167 00:06:24,880 --> 00:06:28,490 Kupi auto, nema novosti o autu 168 00:06:28,530 --> 00:06:30,670 Pa, vi to plaćate Ali u dužem vremenskom periodu 169 00:06:31,930 --> 00:06:33,190 Dakle, da li je ovo mjesečna naknada? 170 00:06:33,230 --> 00:06:34,370 uhm 171 00:06:34,410 --> 00:06:36,060 ...i tako sniziti cijenu 172 00:06:36,110 --> 00:06:38,940 ...za koje sam se mnogo borio Izračunajte početni trošak bez kamata 173 00:06:39,940 --> 00:06:41,550 Hvala vam što se borite za nas 174 00:06:41,590 --> 00:06:43,380 Hvala vam što ste se borili za Ameriku 175 00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:47,210 Pa, sve ovo izgleda dobro 176 00:06:47,250 --> 00:06:49,380 Ali želimo dugoročnu garanciju 177 00:06:49,430 --> 00:06:51,860 Nažalost, nije uključen u osnovnu cijenu 178 00:06:51,910 --> 00:06:54,210 Pa, ako želite da ga kupimo, treba ga uključiti 179 00:06:55,430 --> 00:06:57,560 Želiš da me uvališ u nevolje 180 00:06:57,610 --> 00:06:59,300 Vraćam se sada 181 00:07:02,700 --> 00:07:05,140 Zli tata! osetio sam 182 00:07:08,180 --> 00:07:09,490 Kako to misliš kupio si novi auto? 183 00:07:09,530 --> 00:07:10,970 Rekli ste da ste juče kupili auto 184 00:07:11,010 --> 00:07:13,060 Lagao sam. Ovo je iz auta 185 00:07:15,490 --> 00:07:17,190 "Vidi" Zubair Kako želiš ići? 186 00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:19,670 Nema prekidača 187 00:07:21,940 --> 00:07:23,980 šta!?? - Boohoo! 188 00:07:24,020 --> 00:07:27,720 Je li prekidač u tvom džepu? Je li njegov auto sretan što ga vidi takvog? 189 00:07:27,770 --> 00:07:30,420 Odgovor je oboje 190 00:07:30,470 --> 00:07:32,080 Odakle ti novac? 191 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:33,900 Svaki mjesec plaćam mali iznos 192 00:07:33,950 --> 00:07:37,600 Ovo je zemlja mogućnosti Mjesečne rate su pristupačne 193 00:07:37,650 --> 00:07:40,520 Hej "Zubair" ima stereo 194 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:42,300 ♫♫♫ 195 00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:46,530 Kao da sama Ariana Saeed sjedi Zadnje sedište auta 196 00:07:46,570 --> 00:07:47,960 vidi ovo 197 00:07:51,100 --> 00:07:52,660 Možete ustati i 198 00:07:52,710 --> 00:07:55,450 Pričaj sa američkim devojkama na ulici 199 00:07:55,490 --> 00:07:57,450 Usput, jedan od njih sada dolazi 200 00:07:57,490 --> 00:07:59,150 Lizzy "Vidi šta sam kupila" 201 00:07:59,190 --> 00:08:02,630 ...Zlo! vrlo - kako bi bilo - 202 00:08:02,670 --> 00:08:04,110 Sa svojom prvom platom 203 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:05,500 Rekao sam mu da se odmori 204 00:08:05,540 --> 00:08:08,330 Zdravo Lizzie, ja sam Alov cool rođak 205 00:08:08,370 --> 00:08:12,070 Moje ime je Bir, Zubair 206 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:13,550 Da, poznajem te 207 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:15,420 Sviđa vam se sve što objavim na Instagramu 208 00:08:15,470 --> 00:08:17,770 Zar ne želiš da pratiš devojku? 209 00:08:19,170 --> 00:08:21,950 Ali "L" je vaš ček od plate Napisao sam, ne možeš do auta 210 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:23,870 Hella, nije želio plaćanje unaprijed 211 00:08:23,910 --> 00:08:25,610 Nije želio avans 212 00:08:25,650 --> 00:08:27,440 Hajde, idemo u šetnju s njim 213 00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:29,130 Lizi, dođi i ti. 214 00:08:30,180 --> 00:08:32,570 Sedeću na tvoje noge 215 00:08:32,620 --> 00:08:36,790 Čak i sa 7000 milja, ja ću to prihvatiti 216 00:08:40,140 --> 00:08:43,190 Nakon večere, ako želite, bila bih počastvovana Pusti me da te odvedem u šetnju 217 00:08:43,230 --> 00:08:45,320 Da, sigurno ću doći 218 00:08:45,370 --> 00:08:48,590 Slušaj, ne želim da ti kvarim ukus 219 00:08:48,630 --> 00:08:50,980 Ali jeste li sigurni da će vaš novac stići do ovog automobila? 220 00:08:51,020 --> 00:08:52,500 Da nije moguće, ne bi mu prodali auto 221 00:08:55,640 --> 00:08:57,340 Želiš li nešto reći? 222 00:08:57,380 --> 00:09:00,030 Pogledao sam njegove dokumente, stvarno se igraju 223 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:01,770 šta to govoriš 224 00:09:01,820 --> 00:09:03,650 „Igrali smo ih, recite im „L 225 00:09:03,690 --> 00:09:06,390 Potpuno smo ih obrijali 226 00:09:06,430 --> 00:09:08,610 Da, sa njim su izbrojali duplo više novca od automobila 227 00:09:08,650 --> 00:09:10,780 Ne, nije tako, pa imamo cijenu 228 00:09:10,830 --> 00:09:12,830 Samo da si kritikovao, glupane 229 00:09:12,870 --> 00:09:14,660 Plaćanje na rate 230 00:09:14,700 --> 00:09:16,700 Ne želim da nam pokvariš ukus - Riley "Tiho, u redu?" - 231 00:09:16,750 --> 00:09:18,050 Želim da vidim šta želi da kaže 232 00:09:18,100 --> 00:09:19,180 Zašto ovo slušaš? 233 00:09:19,230 --> 00:09:20,880 Zato što dobro radi sa brojevima 234 00:09:20,920 --> 00:09:23,270 Dobri ste i sa oblicima (odnosi se na djetinjaste zagonetke brojeva i oblika) 235 00:09:25,100 --> 00:09:26,190 reci 236 00:09:26,230 --> 00:09:27,710 Kamata na kredit nakon 6 mjeseci 237 00:09:27,760 --> 00:09:29,670 Povećava se i do 20% 238 00:09:29,720 --> 00:09:30,890 Pa, nema problema 239 00:09:30,930 --> 00:09:32,500 Kupio sam svoj auto na isti način 240 00:09:32,540 --> 00:09:34,150 I nisam našao nikakav problem sa plaćanjem rata 241 00:09:35,240 --> 00:09:36,420 Vidim, da li još uvek plaćaš za to? 242 00:09:36,460 --> 00:09:37,640 Prošle su tri godine 243 00:09:37,680 --> 00:09:39,380 Da, i za tri godine će biti potpuno moj 244 00:09:39,420 --> 00:09:41,680 Zar niste rekli da ste ga kupili po dobroj cijeni? Pa, kupio sam ga - 245 00:09:41,730 --> 00:09:43,160 Čak se sećam da mi je prodavac rekao 246 00:09:43,210 --> 00:09:45,560 ...Ja sam najteža mušterija ikada 247 00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:47,430 ti kopile 248 00:09:49,740 --> 00:09:52,260 Otići ću u tu kompaniju i pobrinuti se za njih 249 00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:55,350 Hoćete li iskoristiti imigranta i zaostalu osobu? 250 00:09:55,390 --> 00:09:56,790 To nije ispravna stvar 251 00:09:58,090 --> 00:10:00,790 Samo transparentnost Zadnja strana je bila s tobom 252 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:09,890 zdravo prijatelji 253 00:10:09,930 --> 00:10:11,100 Jesi li opet došao na čaj? 254 00:10:11,150 --> 00:10:12,110 da - ne - 255 00:10:12,150 --> 00:10:13,020 br 256 00:10:13,060 --> 00:10:14,590 ...Dakle 257 00:10:14,630 --> 00:10:16,980 Volite da stavljate kape na ljude, zar ne? 258 00:10:17,020 --> 00:10:18,420 Skidate li ovako svoj kruh? 259 00:10:18,460 --> 00:10:19,590 Ima li problema? 260 00:10:19,640 --> 00:10:21,590 Da, ti si naš prijatelj 261 00:10:21,640 --> 00:10:23,940 Auto po cijeni Prodali ste skoro osam miliona dolara 262 00:10:23,990 --> 00:10:26,250 Gospodine, zato Uložio sam mnogo truda da to tražim 263 00:10:26,290 --> 00:10:27,770 Znaš li šta si uradio? 264 00:10:27,820 --> 00:10:31,080 Tretirali ste ratnog heroja kao budalu (panj) 265 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:32,130 Stump.. šta je to? 266 00:10:32,170 --> 00:10:33,170 ti 267 00:10:34,560 --> 00:10:37,040 Nažalost, moram reći da si priuštim Ne želim kupiti ovaj auto 268 00:10:37,090 --> 00:10:39,480 Žao mi je zbog toga. Bio si veoma sretan juče 269 00:10:39,520 --> 00:10:42,610 Jer si mi napunio stomak čajem i lažima 270 00:10:42,660 --> 00:10:44,270 Želimo da ga vratimo 271 00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:46,270 Pročitajte ugovor 272 00:10:46,310 --> 00:10:47,620 Nije moguće 273 00:10:47,660 --> 00:10:48,970 ...ništa legalno, kao 274 00:10:49,010 --> 00:10:50,320 Ne postoji zakon o povlačenju? 275 00:10:50,360 --> 00:10:52,060 Da, ima mnogo ovih zakona 276 00:10:52,100 --> 00:10:55,280 Ali ne u Ohaju, zato Ovdje prodajem automobile 277 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:57,590 Hej damo, gledaj, da ne povučeš 278 00:10:57,630 --> 00:10:58,800 Nećemo umrijeti odavde 279 00:10:58,850 --> 00:11:00,280 Možemo ga kupiti od vas 280 00:11:00,330 --> 00:11:01,890 Po pola cijene koju ste platili 281 00:11:01,940 --> 00:11:03,290 Ovaj auto je potpuno nov 282 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:04,380 Jučer je bilo novo 283 00:11:04,420 --> 00:11:05,990 Smatra se da se danas koristi 284 00:11:06,030 --> 00:11:08,900 Ukupno je radio 20 milja 285 00:11:08,950 --> 00:11:11,510 Skoro 450 pređenih milja - sta - 286 00:11:11,560 --> 00:11:13,560 Hteo sam da vidim "Indijanu". 287 00:11:14,780 --> 00:11:16,560 Vidi, umoran sam od ovih smiješnih igrica 288 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:17,610 Recite svom menadžeru da dođe 289 00:11:17,650 --> 00:11:19,260 Ja sam sam svoj menadžer 290 00:11:19,300 --> 00:11:21,570 Ali juče ste otišli da razgovarate sa svojim menadžerom 291 00:11:21,610 --> 00:11:24,220 Tako je 292 00:11:24,260 --> 00:11:26,270 Vidite, auto je potpuno nov 293 00:11:26,310 --> 00:11:28,570 Vratite ga po istoj cijeni po kojoj ste ga prodali 294 00:11:28,620 --> 00:11:29,920 Zašto bih to uradio? 295 00:11:29,970 --> 00:11:31,750 Jer ovo je prava stvar 296 00:11:31,790 --> 00:11:34,490 Vidi, imam čas joge za pola sata 297 00:11:34,540 --> 00:11:36,020 Ne postoji kazna za plaćanje unaprijed 298 00:11:36,060 --> 00:11:37,540 Ako imate kritiku 299 00:11:37,580 --> 00:11:38,930 Ratu možete platiti čim želite 300 00:11:38,980 --> 00:11:40,060 ok 301 00:11:40,110 --> 00:11:41,060 ok 302 00:11:41,110 --> 00:11:42,590 Ja ću srediti novac 303 00:11:42,630 --> 00:11:43,720 Ne mogu ti više platiti 304 00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:45,980 Naći ću drugi posao g. Art 305 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:48,680 Vi ste menadžer 306 00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:50,250 Zar nemaš posao za mene? 307 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:56,640 "Imate li vremena?" 308 00:11:56,690 --> 00:12:00,130 Sve dok nemam svoju kancelariju, da 309 00:12:00,170 --> 00:12:01,650 Moram da nađem drugi posao 310 00:12:01,690 --> 00:12:03,260 Možete li pogledati moj životopis? 311 00:12:03,300 --> 00:12:04,520 da 312 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:08,440 Na kojoj stranici je vaš životopis? 313 00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:10,440 vi svi 314 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:12,700 To više liči na istoriju 315 00:12:13,660 --> 00:12:16,270 Ali biografije kod nas su ovakve 316 00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:17,800 I to, moja priča će biti mnogo duža 317 00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:20,190 I želi da piše olovkom 318 00:12:21,150 --> 00:12:24,060 Pa, evo svake škole koju ste ikada pohađali 319 00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:27,070 I svaki čas koji ste pohađali do sada 320 00:12:27,110 --> 00:12:29,680 I stranica zabave 321 00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:33,200 Po abecednom redu od Bezkashi" biti uvršten u yo-yo turnire" 322 00:12:33,250 --> 00:12:34,990 Da su moja interesovanja veoma široka 323 00:12:35,030 --> 00:12:37,340 To je nešto što me čini posebnim u odnosu na druge 324 00:12:37,380 --> 00:12:40,380 Naši životopisi nisu takvi 325 00:12:40,430 --> 00:12:41,650 Totalno jedna stranica 326 00:12:41,690 --> 00:12:43,390 Stranica? 327 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:46,480 Moje osnovnoškolske nagrade ne staju ni na jednu stranicu 328 00:12:46,520 --> 00:12:48,700 Počnimo od početka 329 00:12:48,740 --> 00:12:50,830 Kada ste počeli da radite? 330 00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:53,270 Mislim da je imao 5 ili 6 godina - sta - 331 00:12:53,310 --> 00:12:54,830 Ovo je dijete 332 00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:58,010 Da, ali to nije važno u Avganistanu 333 00:12:58,050 --> 00:13:01,270 Koja je bila vaša kartica kada ste imali 5 godina? 334 00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:02,840 Kod nas sam prodavao slatkiše 335 00:13:02,890 --> 00:13:04,630 Ali onda sam proširio svoj rad i 336 00:13:04,670 --> 00:13:05,840 Nekada sam prodavao luk u centru Kabula 337 00:13:05,890 --> 00:13:07,410 Mora da ste imali dobru prodaju 338 00:13:07,450 --> 00:13:09,150 Zato što si bio smešno dete - ne - 339 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:11,550 Svi su se navikli da vide prodavčevu decu 340 00:13:11,590 --> 00:13:14,240 Zato su ova deca ovde Prodaja limunade ne utiče na mene 341 00:13:15,990 --> 00:13:19,510 Pa šta je još uradio? 342 00:13:21,730 --> 00:13:22,990 tkanje tepiha 343 00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:24,300 Ali prošlo je dosta vremena 344 00:13:24,340 --> 00:13:26,560 Nisam tako vješt kao prije 345 00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:29,130 znaš šta 346 00:13:29,170 --> 00:13:30,870 Odaberimo važne stvari odavde (ajde da beremo trešnje/) 347 00:13:30,910 --> 00:13:34,090 Branje trešanja je na petoj strani 348 00:13:34,130 --> 00:13:35,830 Imamo najbolje trešnje na svijetu 349 00:13:35,870 --> 00:13:37,880 Uvijek je dobro započeti razgovor 350 00:13:39,230 --> 00:13:41,180 "započni razgovor" 351 00:13:41,230 --> 00:13:43,060 Ovo je u odjeljku "specijalne vještine". 352 00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:50,190 To je to 353 00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:51,850 Zdravo Sean 354 00:13:51,890 --> 00:13:53,410 zdravo 355 00:13:53,460 --> 00:13:55,500 kako ti ide dan 356 00:13:55,550 --> 00:13:57,640 dobro 357 00:13:57,680 --> 00:13:59,290 ...poslednji dan kazne, onda 358 00:13:59,330 --> 00:14:02,680 dobro, dobro, dobro 359 00:14:02,730 --> 00:14:04,210 Dozvolite mi da vam postavim pitanje 360 00:14:04,250 --> 00:14:06,040 da li voliš svoj posao 361 00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:09,820 Čini se da je ovo za Teško je biti sam 362 00:14:09,870 --> 00:14:11,910 Pa, bolje od pakovanja i čišćenja toaleta 363 00:14:11,950 --> 00:14:14,130 I ne moram da pričam sa ljudima 364 00:14:14,170 --> 00:14:15,350 obično 365 00:14:15,390 --> 00:14:17,700 Zaista volim razgovarati sa ljudima 366 00:14:17,740 --> 00:14:19,830 naravno 367 00:14:22,270 --> 00:14:23,360 da li je tako 368 00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:24,620 Ostavljaš li ih ovako? 369 00:14:24,660 --> 00:14:26,710 Otvoreni smo za kritike 370 00:14:26,750 --> 00:14:29,410 Morate staviti etiketu proizvoda van 371 00:14:29,450 --> 00:14:33,450 Ako želiš da znaš kako nešto da uradiš Morate pitati specijaliste 372 00:14:35,060 --> 00:14:37,110 ..." Pa "Šon 373 00:14:37,150 --> 00:14:39,160 Treba mi drugi posao 374 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:41,160 Na osnovu onoga što znaš o meni 375 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:42,990 Misliš li da je to dobar posao za mene? 376 00:14:43,030 --> 00:14:44,990 Ne znam... mislim 377 00:14:45,030 --> 00:14:46,210 Odlično! 378 00:14:46,250 --> 00:14:48,770 Hoćete li pogledati moj životopis? 379 00:14:49,690 --> 00:14:50,780 Je li prekratko? 380 00:14:50,820 --> 00:14:52,730 Mislim da nisam trebao nikoga da slušam 381 00:14:52,780 --> 00:14:54,210 On ne želi životopis 382 00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:55,950 Potrebno je samo da popunite prijavni formular 383 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,040 Nadao sam se da ćeš mi narediti 384 00:14:58,090 --> 00:14:59,920 Znam koliko je sranje 385 00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:01,960 Svi te poštuju 386 00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:04,350 Znate li da imam 16 godina? 387 00:15:05,700 --> 00:15:07,570 Želiš li upoznati mog prijatelja? 388 00:15:07,620 --> 00:15:09,100 dvadeset godina star 389 00:15:12,100 --> 00:15:14,150 Da dođem na posao sutra? 390 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:18,630 gde si bio 391 00:15:18,670 --> 00:15:20,200 Zaposlila sam se u supermarketu 392 00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:21,240 Hoćeš li biti bager? (Osoba koja kupčevu kupovinu stavlja u torbu) 393 00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:22,550 Uslužni službenik (ima više dužnosti od blagajnika) 394 00:15:22,590 --> 00:15:24,070 Kako je "Šon" govorio, "pakivanje" je ružan posao 395 00:15:25,460 --> 00:15:26,770 I sad kad imam auto 396 00:15:26,810 --> 00:15:28,470 Prijavio sam se i za kurira 397 00:15:28,510 --> 00:15:30,680 Ali siguran sam da imate puno posla 398 00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:33,210 Oh, vidi 399 00:15:33,250 --> 00:15:35,560 potvrdi me 400 00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:37,340 super 401 00:15:37,390 --> 00:15:40,690 Vidi... žao mi je 402 00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:42,220 za šta 403 00:15:42,260 --> 00:15:44,000 Za štetu koju sam ti nanio 404 00:15:44,050 --> 00:15:46,740 Posle srednje škole sam otišao pravo u vojsku 405 00:15:46,790 --> 00:15:49,920 I dali su nam sve što nam je trebalo 406 00:15:49,970 --> 00:15:53,400 Znaš, uči nas mnogo korisnih stvari 407 00:15:53,450 --> 00:15:55,930 Ali nas ne uči kako da kupimo auto 408 00:15:55,970 --> 00:15:59,980 Ove jučerašnje riječi su me više zabolile 409 00:16:02,190 --> 00:16:03,800 Zaista se stidim 410 00:16:03,850 --> 00:16:07,550 Mislio sam da znam šta radim Ali očigledno nisam znao 411 00:16:07,590 --> 00:16:09,550 "Nema problema", Riley. 412 00:16:09,590 --> 00:16:12,860 Vjerujem da je sve što se dogodi Božja volja 413 00:16:12,900 --> 00:16:15,430 On ima najbolje planove 414 00:16:15,470 --> 00:16:18,300 Dakle, Bog je hteo da budem glup? 415 00:16:18,340 --> 00:16:20,470 Ako vam treba da stignete tamo gde treba da budete 416 00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:22,260 A gdje je to tačno? 417 00:16:22,300 --> 00:16:24,090 Ja nisam Bog, šta ja znam? 418 00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:29,090 Ali sada moram ići i dostaviti ovo 419 00:16:29,130 --> 00:16:31,140 Gospođa iz kvarta Franklinton naručila je raviole. (vrsta hrane) 420 00:16:31,180 --> 00:16:32,960 Iz restorana Spaghetti Pocket 421 00:16:38,230 --> 00:16:39,620 brojevi", imate li vremena?" 422 00:16:39,670 --> 00:16:41,670 Oblici "žele razgovarati s tobom" 423 00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:44,670 Mnogi su me danas pitali za savjet 424 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:46,760 Uopšte nije dobar znak 425 00:16:48,110 --> 00:16:50,500 Želim da mi učiniš uslugu i postoji mnogo načina 426 00:16:50,550 --> 00:16:52,070 što možeš iskoristiti da me uznemiriš 427 00:16:52,110 --> 00:16:54,290 Je li mi danas rođendan? 428 00:16:54,330 --> 00:16:56,770 Ovo je kupoprodajni ugovor koji sam potpisao za moj auto 429 00:16:56,810 --> 00:16:59,030 dobro 430 00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:01,860 Želim da mi to objasniš 431 00:17:01,910 --> 00:17:03,780 Mislio sam da si ga sam skinuo 432 00:17:03,820 --> 00:17:05,910 I oboje znamo da to nije istina 433 00:17:06,870 --> 00:17:08,830 Gde ti nije jasno? 434 00:17:08,870 --> 00:17:11,740 ....samo sve između "Quency Motor Industries" i 435 00:17:11,790 --> 00:17:14,050 To je moj potpis 436 00:17:15,090 --> 00:17:17,050 Ok, da vidim 437 00:17:17,100 --> 00:17:18,490 hvala ti 438 00:17:18,530 --> 00:17:20,060 Ne želim da ponovim ovu grešku 439 00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:22,060 I rado ću vam pomoći 440 00:17:23,930 --> 00:17:26,320 ok ...pa, ovaj koji je ovdje, ovaj iznad 441 00:17:26,370 --> 00:17:28,020 tvoje ime je... 442 00:17:37,770 --> 00:17:39,160 Kako napreduje posao u piketu? 443 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:40,510 super 444 00:17:40,550 --> 00:17:42,210 Gde god da odem, nalazim prijatelje 445 00:17:42,250 --> 00:17:45,560 A moj auto miriše na restoran 446 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:48,130 Bože, izvini zbog moje greške 447 00:17:48,170 --> 00:17:49,170 Moraš tako da radiš 448 00:17:49,210 --> 00:17:51,090 Ne, sretan sam 449 00:17:51,130 --> 00:17:52,440 Prvi put u životu 450 00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:54,050 Kupio sam nešto za sebe 451 00:17:54,090 --> 00:17:56,000 I uopšte se ne osećam loše zbog toga 452 00:17:56,050 --> 00:17:58,090 Sada si postao pravi Amerikanac 453 00:17:59,090 --> 00:18:00,920 hajde da prođemo 454 00:18:00,970 --> 00:18:04,620 Rekao sam ti da mi se uvek sviđaš, pa hajde 455 00:18:05,750 --> 00:18:07,230 šta je ovo 456 00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:10,190 Prodao sam svoj motocikl. To će ti pomoći Otplatite auto sto pre 457 00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:13,020 "Ne mogu to podnijeti," Riley. 458 00:18:13,060 --> 00:18:15,370 uzmi to 459 00:18:15,410 --> 00:18:17,110 Ali ti se svidio taj motor 460 00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:19,160 uzmi to 461 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:20,590 Voleo bih da imam 3 posla 462 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:22,860 Sean kaže da imamo puno potencijala. 463 00:18:22,900 --> 00:18:26,380 uzmi to 464 00:18:26,430 --> 00:18:28,340 Hvala ti Riley John 465 00:18:28,380 --> 00:18:30,430 volim te mnogo 466 00:18:35,780 --> 00:18:38,000 Hoćemo li u šetnju? 467 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,870 Momak u Bridge Parku je naručio burito (vrsta meksičke hrane slična samosi) 468 00:18:40,894 --> 00:18:53,894 ::: Prevodilac: Amir Lajar ::: amirjahat77@gmail.com