1 00:00:43,310 --> 00:00:44,579 - Alright, ladies and gentlemen, 2 00:00:44,646 --> 00:00:46,246 please join me in welcoming 3 00:00:46,313 --> 00:00:51,451 the new Mr. and Mr. Greg Demopolis and Matthew Kang. 4 00:01:16,744 --> 00:01:18,111 - I'm genuinely excited to hear why 5 00:01:18,178 --> 00:01:20,280 you're the sole person already eating dinner. 6 00:01:20,347 --> 00:01:22,684 - I have to go back to work. I drew the short straw. 7 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:24,552 - Can't leave before the best part. 8 00:01:24,619 --> 00:01:26,854 - That's why I'm eating it now. 9 00:01:26,921 --> 00:01:29,189 - I'm about to give my toast. 10 00:01:29,256 --> 00:01:30,525 - Hmm. 11 00:01:30,592 --> 00:01:31,626 Good for you. 12 00:01:31,693 --> 00:01:32,694 - I get it. 13 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:34,028 You have your makeup on. 14 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:36,698 You don't want to cry before work. 15 00:01:36,764 --> 00:01:38,365 - I hope you wrote jokes as funny as the idea 16 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:40,802 of me crying at your toast. 17 00:01:40,868 --> 00:01:42,870 - Only one way to find out. 18 00:01:44,606 --> 00:01:47,976 But then came Matthew's new assignment, 19 00:01:48,042 --> 00:01:50,078 18 months in Omaha. 20 00:01:50,143 --> 00:01:52,379 - Woo! 21 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:56,050 - Where he apparently made exactly one friend. 22 00:01:57,484 --> 00:02:00,220 I got home to find Greg on the floor of our living room 23 00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:01,656 trying not to freak out, 24 00:02:01,723 --> 00:02:03,891 listening to a Dalai Lama YouTube, 25 00:02:03,958 --> 00:02:06,828 which wasn't really helping 26 00:02:06,894 --> 00:02:09,329 because the Lama's never even had a boyfriend, 27 00:02:09,396 --> 00:02:12,767 much less cross state lines to live with him. 28 00:02:15,603 --> 00:02:21,042 Now, Greg was terrified 29 00:02:21,109 --> 00:02:24,512 that Matthew would learn exactly who he really was, 30 00:02:24,579 --> 00:02:27,414 and not just trivial stuff like 31 00:02:27,481 --> 00:02:29,117 how he makes up random facts 32 00:02:29,182 --> 00:02:32,020 like Mark Twain inventing the bra strap. 33 00:02:32,086 --> 00:02:33,755 - No, he did. 34 00:02:33,821 --> 00:02:38,258 He literally did, and he invented standup, Google it. 35 00:02:38,325 --> 00:02:42,597 - So, I said to Greg, stay with me, 36 00:02:42,664 --> 00:02:45,033 stay here, and don't worry 37 00:02:45,099 --> 00:02:47,535 about getting your heart broken. 38 00:02:47,602 --> 00:02:49,937 'Cause if there's one thing I know about Greg 39 00:02:50,004 --> 00:02:53,273 is that he will always do the exact opposite 40 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:54,942 of what I suggest. 41 00:02:55,977 --> 00:02:59,212 So, Greg was in Omaha the next month, 42 00:02:59,279 --> 00:03:01,549 and the rest is history, 43 00:03:01,616 --> 00:03:05,620 which I think proves what I've long believed. 44 00:03:05,687 --> 00:03:08,455 That Dalai Lama sucks. 45 00:03:10,223 --> 00:03:13,460 Or instead, 46 00:03:13,528 --> 00:03:16,229 a heart that's afraid to break 47 00:03:16,296 --> 00:03:18,866 is a heart that's never used. 48 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:21,502 To Greg and Matt. 49 00:03:21,569 --> 00:03:24,404 - To Greg and Matt! 50 00:04:13,921 --> 00:04:17,290 - My baby boy has come to visit! 51 00:04:17,357 --> 00:04:18,458 - How was the honeymoon? 52 00:04:18,526 --> 00:04:20,027 - Dude, I'm a tapped keg. 53 00:04:20,094 --> 00:04:21,863 - Remember like the beaches, the food, 54 00:04:21,929 --> 00:04:23,931 the rich Cuban culture. 55 00:04:25,365 --> 00:04:26,634 - You son of a bitch. - What? 56 00:04:26,701 --> 00:04:28,202 - I thought that you were here to see me. 57 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:29,369 - I am here to see you. 58 00:04:29,436 --> 00:04:30,905 - Okay, you know what I want from you? 59 00:04:30,972 --> 00:04:34,142 I want you to accept what you have with Olivia, all right? 60 00:04:34,208 --> 00:04:35,810 You guys are friends, friends-ish, 61 00:04:35,877 --> 00:04:37,310 friends adjacent, ex-coworkers. 62 00:04:37,377 --> 00:04:40,380 These are all really special beautiful categories. 63 00:04:40,447 --> 00:04:43,184 And as much as I fucking try, no one can take away 64 00:04:43,251 --> 00:04:44,852 that little drunken hump sesh that you two had. 65 00:04:44,919 --> 00:04:46,888 - Look, I don't care for your tone, Greg. 66 00:04:46,954 --> 00:04:51,526 And it was one drunken, love-making session. 67 00:04:51,592 --> 00:04:53,561 - Did you come when you had sex with her? 68 00:04:53,628 --> 00:04:55,495 Because I don't hear any post-nut clarity. 69 00:04:55,563 --> 00:04:56,831 - Connor, God, I hate to be blunt, 70 00:04:56,898 --> 00:04:59,233 but it's time to throw in the towel, honestly. 71 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:01,736 Greg is a married man now, you need to move on. 72 00:05:01,803 --> 00:05:03,504 - I don't give up that easy. 73 00:05:03,571 --> 00:05:05,372 - Even when I'm literally begging him to. 74 00:05:06,641 --> 00:05:08,408 - So, your toast was a hit, huh? 75 00:05:08,475 --> 00:05:10,343 - It was all right. No, it was good. 76 00:05:10,410 --> 00:05:11,546 - You hook up with anyone? 77 00:05:11,612 --> 00:05:13,181 I mean, that's how you know if it was good. 78 00:05:13,247 --> 00:05:14,515 - I mean, it was a gay wedding. 79 00:05:14,582 --> 00:05:16,017 - And straight single girls 80 00:05:16,083 --> 00:05:18,418 famously can't stand gay guys, so. 81 00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:19,854 - Yeah, not this gay guy. 82 00:05:19,921 --> 00:05:21,289 - They actually find me really offensive. 83 00:05:21,354 --> 00:05:22,890 - Yeah, but only half the guests were yours. 84 00:05:22,957 --> 00:05:24,559 - All I'm hearing is this is your own special way 85 00:05:24,625 --> 00:05:25,760 of saying you're happy to see me. 86 00:05:25,827 --> 00:05:27,360 - Really, is it? 87 00:05:27,427 --> 00:05:29,230 - And please keep in mind, the customer is always right. 88 00:05:29,297 --> 00:05:31,299 - And please keep in mind, 89 00:05:31,364 --> 00:05:33,868 you're Greg's customer, not mine. 90 00:05:33,935 --> 00:05:35,870 Thank you. - Yep. 91 00:05:35,937 --> 00:05:37,337 - Bye. 92 00:05:38,673 --> 00:05:41,609 - Listen, buddy, I know it feels really romantic to pine, 93 00:05:41,676 --> 00:05:45,112 but it is a super short walk to creepy. 94 00:05:46,280 --> 00:05:49,250 - What'd you do, bring the whole house in your bag? 95 00:05:49,317 --> 00:05:50,318 Hey. 96 00:05:57,457 --> 00:05:58,559 My hands are dirty. 97 00:05:58,626 --> 00:05:59,627 I'm gonna go wash them real quick. 98 00:05:59,694 --> 00:06:00,828 I'll be right back. 99 00:06:00,895 --> 00:06:02,964 Can you give us some breadsticks? Thank you. 100 00:06:03,030 --> 00:06:04,732 - What are you doing here? - She insisted on coming. 101 00:06:04,799 --> 00:06:05,967 - Really? - Tell your chef to stop 102 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:07,034 making such good food. 103 00:06:07,101 --> 00:06:08,102 - We make chicken fingers. 104 00:06:08,169 --> 00:06:09,469 You came to fuck with me like a child 105 00:06:09,537 --> 00:06:11,739 after I very gently ghosted you like an adult. 106 00:06:11,806 --> 00:06:13,641 - If seeing me out with my wife fucks with you, 107 00:06:13,708 --> 00:06:14,775 that's not my problem. 108 00:06:14,842 --> 00:06:16,244 - Don't twist my words. 109 00:06:16,310 --> 00:06:17,645 - Who is she talking to? 110 00:06:17,712 --> 00:06:18,980 - No idea. 111 00:06:19,046 --> 00:06:20,413 But you know what's a more interesting idea? 112 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:21,916 Look over there at that table. 113 00:06:21,983 --> 00:06:23,317 You see her? 114 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:25,019 - Do you know her? 115 00:06:25,086 --> 00:06:27,822 - No, but you're about to. - I'm really not in the mood. 116 00:06:27,889 --> 00:06:29,422 - Look, she just got stood up. 117 00:06:29,489 --> 00:06:31,325 She's waiting for a handsome young fella 118 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:32,492 to go over there and talk to her. 119 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:33,828 - And since that's not happening, 120 00:06:33,895 --> 00:06:35,162 maybe I could go over there instead? 121 00:06:35,229 --> 00:06:36,264 - I didn't say that at all. 122 00:06:36,330 --> 00:06:37,932 That's all you, that's all internal. 123 00:06:37,999 --> 00:06:41,102 Look, if you're not gonna do it for her, do it for Olivia. 124 00:06:41,168 --> 00:06:42,803 Show her that another girl sees 125 00:06:42,870 --> 00:06:44,872 how much of a catch you are. 126 00:06:46,707 --> 00:06:48,042 - When you told me that you were married, 127 00:06:48,109 --> 00:06:49,343 I thought you'd be low maintenance. 128 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:50,811 Instead, you're this black hole of needy-ness. 129 00:06:50,878 --> 00:06:52,346 - Maybe for once, we skip the mean thing you say to me 130 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:53,814 that you take back later. 131 00:06:53,881 --> 00:06:55,116 - You know, the easier way to skip it 132 00:06:55,182 --> 00:06:56,150 is don't show up at my work. 133 00:06:56,217 --> 00:06:57,351 Thank you guys so much for coming. 134 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:59,787 Have a great night. - Thank you. 135 00:06:59,854 --> 00:07:01,722 - Get a real job, maybe I wouldn't have to. 136 00:07:01,789 --> 00:07:02,957 - I'm gonna spit in your food. 137 00:07:03,024 --> 00:07:05,059 - Spit in my mouth. - Read the room, Kevin. 138 00:07:05,126 --> 00:07:06,260 - Okay. 139 00:07:08,963 --> 00:07:10,798 - Uh, where'd he go? Did he leave? 140 00:07:10,865 --> 00:07:13,267 - No, he's just getting started. 141 00:07:16,370 --> 00:07:18,139 Probably nothing. - Hmm. 142 00:07:18,205 --> 00:07:22,543 - So, nowhere else, not even a study abroad or? 143 00:07:22,610 --> 00:07:23,711 - Well, I've actually never 144 00:07:23,778 --> 00:07:25,646 not lived in my parents' house. 145 00:07:25,713 --> 00:07:27,982 What? It's practical. 146 00:07:28,049 --> 00:07:29,884 Rent is expensive and I can commute to college. 147 00:07:29,951 --> 00:07:31,319 It's easy. - You missed out 148 00:07:31,385 --> 00:07:32,987 on having a terrible roommate who eats all your food 149 00:07:33,054 --> 00:07:34,454 and leaves her dirty underwear around. 150 00:07:34,522 --> 00:07:36,891 - I have that, that's my dad. - Right. 151 00:07:36,958 --> 00:07:39,894 Well, I did have a buddy that went to UALR. 152 00:07:39,961 --> 00:07:42,997 I actually threw up in the fountain one visit. 153 00:07:43,064 --> 00:07:44,497 - That's bad. - Please don't, 154 00:07:44,565 --> 00:07:46,000 don't turn me in. 155 00:07:46,067 --> 00:07:48,569 - My loyalty's to my school, I hope you'll understand. 156 00:07:48,636 --> 00:07:49,870 - Of course. 157 00:07:49,937 --> 00:07:52,073 I will not tell you what happened in the quad then. 158 00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:54,041 It was worse. 159 00:08:06,821 --> 00:08:08,856 - Miss, is this man bothering you? 160 00:08:08,923 --> 00:08:10,424 - No, no, not at all. 161 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,593 - Because he's wanted in multiple states 162 00:08:12,660 --> 00:08:14,095 for indecent exposure. 163 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:15,196 - She's kidding. - Oh. 164 00:08:15,262 --> 00:08:18,366 - I am kidding, he's my friend. 165 00:08:18,432 --> 00:08:20,701 He used to work here back in the day. 166 00:08:20,768 --> 00:08:22,036 That's how we met. 167 00:08:22,103 --> 00:08:24,372 And we had sex once, technically. 168 00:08:24,438 --> 00:08:26,374 - Why did you add technically? - Okay. 169 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:27,508 - I love your top. 170 00:08:27,575 --> 00:08:30,044 That is so cute. - Thank you. 171 00:08:30,111 --> 00:08:33,147 I never really feel like I have a reason to wear it, so, 172 00:08:33,314 --> 00:08:35,983 - Jenny had a pet rabbit as a child, 173 00:08:36,050 --> 00:08:37,485 which committed suicide. 174 00:08:37,551 --> 00:08:38,853 - Oh, well, allegedly. 175 00:08:38,919 --> 00:08:40,154 I wasn't home at the time. 176 00:08:40,221 --> 00:08:42,423 And my dad's story doesn't really add up. 177 00:08:42,490 --> 00:08:44,592 I haven't ruled out negligence, so. 178 00:08:44,658 --> 00:08:45,760 - I stand corrected. 179 00:08:45,826 --> 00:08:47,261 Her father may have murdered her rabbit. 180 00:08:47,328 --> 00:08:50,097 But in brighter news, you play the viola. 181 00:08:50,164 --> 00:08:52,433 - I do, I do. 182 00:08:52,500 --> 00:08:56,337 - Well, I play the recorder and my father 183 00:08:56,404 --> 00:08:57,838 murdered my self-confidence. 184 00:08:57,905 --> 00:09:00,274 So, we're modern women cut from the same cloth. 185 00:09:00,341 --> 00:09:03,944 Connor, you have so much to learn from us. 186 00:09:04,011 --> 00:09:05,679 - Mm-hmm. 187 00:09:05,746 --> 00:09:08,517 We're about to close, but, you wanna stay? 188 00:09:08,582 --> 00:09:09,617 - Yeah, sure. 189 00:09:09,683 --> 00:09:11,118 - What are you drinking? 190 00:10:28,597 --> 00:10:31,031 - I am so glad you guys talked to me. 191 00:10:31,098 --> 00:10:33,167 I really needed a night like this. 192 00:10:33,234 --> 00:10:34,335 - Why? 193 00:10:34,401 --> 00:10:36,137 Your friends don't dance? 194 00:10:37,071 --> 00:10:41,308 - I mean, I don't really have many friends. 195 00:10:42,910 --> 00:10:45,514 I mean, people I grew up with, but I don't know. 196 00:10:45,580 --> 00:10:50,184 You grow up and then you turn turn out different and, 197 00:10:50,251 --> 00:10:51,886 yeah, do you ever think about like, 198 00:10:51,952 --> 00:10:54,121 who you would become if you started 199 00:10:54,188 --> 00:10:55,856 hanging around different people? 200 00:10:55,923 --> 00:10:57,191 - Hmm. 201 00:10:57,258 --> 00:10:58,759 - Yeah, of course. 202 00:11:00,027 --> 00:11:02,096 I'm surrounded by bad influences. 203 00:11:02,163 --> 00:11:04,064 - You guys are cute. 204 00:11:07,536 --> 00:11:11,038 - You have plenty of time to find your people. 205 00:11:12,006 --> 00:11:13,542 And you'll know. 206 00:11:15,276 --> 00:11:18,012 Your hair's in your face. 207 00:11:18,078 --> 00:11:19,346 - You know where the bathroom is? 208 00:11:19,413 --> 00:11:22,149 - Yeah, it's to the left. 209 00:11:22,216 --> 00:11:24,385 - Okay, thank you. 210 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:30,925 - So, what do you think? 211 00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:40,234 - What do I think about what? 212 00:11:53,147 --> 00:11:54,649 - Should we bang? 213 00:11:57,284 --> 00:11:58,452 - Yeah. 214 00:12:00,321 --> 00:12:02,591 - I can tell she's into it. 215 00:12:07,662 --> 00:12:09,363 - All three of us? 216 00:12:10,431 --> 00:12:11,533 - Yes. 217 00:12:14,168 --> 00:12:19,373 - Or maybe just you and me could? 218 00:12:20,341 --> 00:12:23,877 - Connor, meet the moment. 219 00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:26,480 Don't be such a puppy dog. 220 00:12:33,020 --> 00:12:34,154 - Okay. 221 00:12:40,828 --> 00:12:42,463 - Oh, whoa. 222 00:12:42,530 --> 00:12:44,465 - Hi. - Hi. 223 00:12:44,532 --> 00:12:45,799 You guys, 224 00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:47,968 you guys gonna ask me to watch you do it? 225 00:12:50,137 --> 00:12:51,740 - No. 226 00:12:51,805 --> 00:12:54,743 But I understand why... 227 00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:57,746 - We were just playing a game. 228 00:13:00,481 --> 00:13:02,149 - A game? 229 00:13:02,216 --> 00:13:04,151 I like games, what kind of game? 230 00:13:04,218 --> 00:13:06,287 Truth or dare? - Yeah. 231 00:13:06,353 --> 00:13:07,488 - Oh. 232 00:13:08,422 --> 00:13:09,658 - Have you ever played? 233 00:13:09,724 --> 00:13:10,824 - Yeah. 234 00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:12,826 I, well, when I was in like fifth grade, 235 00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:15,664 I was dared to eat a raw hot dog. 236 00:13:15,730 --> 00:13:17,464 - Oh my God, well then, that sucks. 237 00:13:17,532 --> 00:13:19,768 - You were just gonna-- - I was gonna do that one. 238 00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:21,869 - Aww. - Should we play? 239 00:13:23,070 --> 00:13:24,071 - I'm down. 240 00:13:24,138 --> 00:13:25,005 - Yeah. 241 00:13:25,072 --> 00:13:27,341 - Okay, who wants to go first? 242 00:13:27,408 --> 00:13:28,777 - I'll go first. 243 00:13:29,744 --> 00:13:31,211 - Truth or dare? 244 00:13:33,615 --> 00:13:35,382 - Um, truth. 245 00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:40,722 - Hmm. Okay. 246 00:13:41,656 --> 00:13:44,124 Have you ever kissed a girl? 247 00:13:48,262 --> 00:13:52,900 - I mean, like, girls playing, like when I was little. 248 00:13:56,337 --> 00:14:00,775 - Have you ever really, really, really kissed a girl? 249 00:14:05,012 --> 00:14:06,046 Do you want to? 250 00:14:06,113 --> 00:14:08,082 - That's two questions, 251 00:14:10,518 --> 00:14:12,419 which is totally fine. 252 00:14:14,622 --> 00:14:15,757 - Yes. 253 00:14:55,496 --> 00:14:57,565 - You're a great kisser. 254 00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:01,034 - Thank you. 255 00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:04,438 - Okay, handsome. 256 00:15:05,406 --> 00:15:06,608 Your turn. 257 00:15:08,409 --> 00:15:09,711 Truth or dare? 258 00:15:11,846 --> 00:15:13,515 - Dare. 259 00:15:13,581 --> 00:15:18,285 - I dare you to give me the best kiss you've ever given. 260 00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:57,090 Hmm. 261 00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:08,335 - I think it's your turn to ask. 262 00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:11,271 - Can I just kiss you? 263 00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:40,562 - Hey. - Hey. 264 00:17:40,628 --> 00:17:42,396 - Hey, how's it going? 265 00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:43,831 - It's all right. 266 00:17:43,898 --> 00:17:47,001 Yeah, I don't usually drink that... 267 00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:49,403 Well, I don't usually drink, so. 268 00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:53,608 - But the rest was a typical Friday, right? 269 00:17:54,809 --> 00:17:57,411 - Yeah, she really knows how to get what she wants, huh? 270 00:17:57,477 --> 00:17:58,913 - Yeah. 271 00:17:58,980 --> 00:18:00,414 Yeah, she does. 272 00:18:02,416 --> 00:18:03,518 But I should say, like, 273 00:18:03,585 --> 00:18:05,787 I also wanted it. - Oh, oh, no, yeah, 274 00:18:05,853 --> 00:18:07,454 I didn't mean it like that. - And I hope you... 275 00:18:07,522 --> 00:18:08,756 Right. - Yeah, no, I did. 276 00:18:08,823 --> 00:18:10,758 I also wanted it too. - Right. 277 00:18:10,825 --> 00:18:12,359 Yeah. 278 00:18:12,426 --> 00:18:14,028 Yeah, last night was, 279 00:18:14,996 --> 00:18:17,297 was really something. 280 00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:19,867 You're, you're a... 281 00:18:19,934 --> 00:18:23,037 beautiful woman. 282 00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:25,873 What am I, what am I saying? 283 00:18:25,940 --> 00:18:27,709 Do you want anything? 284 00:18:27,775 --> 00:18:30,044 I have instant oatmeal and cereal. 285 00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:31,946 - What cereals? 286 00:18:32,013 --> 00:18:34,949 - Grape Nuts and Raisin Bran. 287 00:18:35,016 --> 00:18:37,417 - Those are the saddest cereals. 288 00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:40,088 - I could also offer a shower 289 00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:43,223 and/or a cup of tea. 290 00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:44,391 - Yeah, that sounds great. 291 00:18:44,458 --> 00:18:46,060 Both, one of each, please. 292 00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:47,294 - Great, now we're getting somewhere. 293 00:18:47,361 --> 00:18:48,963 - Look at this. Wow. 294 00:18:49,030 --> 00:18:49,964 What an Airbnb. 295 00:18:50,031 --> 00:18:51,733 Five stars. 296 00:18:51,799 --> 00:18:55,235 - Well, yeah, you have a shower and I'll do the tea. 297 00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:57,071 - Okay, okay. - All right. 298 00:19:04,211 --> 00:19:07,381 - You know, if you were thinking of showering too 299 00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:10,551 and you wanted to save water, 300 00:19:10,618 --> 00:19:11,919 tea can wait. 301 00:19:44,152 --> 00:19:47,588 - I brought the tea anyway, just in case. 302 00:19:47,655 --> 00:19:48,790 - Come in. 303 00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:52,760 - New contact, 304 00:19:52,827 --> 00:19:55,763 Jenny Threesome. 305 00:19:55,830 --> 00:19:57,264 - Okay, we can just go with Brooks. 306 00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:59,534 - Brooks, okay, Brooks. 307 00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:01,736 "Threesome," sorry. 308 00:20:03,771 --> 00:20:06,941 It was nice to meet you, Jenny, yeah. 309 00:20:07,008 --> 00:20:08,208 I'll give you a call. 310 00:20:08,275 --> 00:20:09,610 - Sounds good. 311 00:20:09,677 --> 00:20:11,411 Okay, bye. - Bye. 312 00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:32,332 - Hi. - Hi. 313 00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:34,502 - I see you've mastered the art of playing it cool. 314 00:20:34,569 --> 00:20:36,838 - I see you've taken my jacket. 315 00:20:36,904 --> 00:20:38,472 I wanna take you on a real date. 316 00:20:38,539 --> 00:20:40,141 - Are you seriously not satisfied? 317 00:20:40,208 --> 00:20:41,909 When I was co-sucking your dick last night, 318 00:20:41,976 --> 00:20:44,545 that wasn't enough... for you? 319 00:20:48,482 --> 00:20:50,484 - It was unbelievable. 320 00:20:50,551 --> 00:20:52,252 But forget the sex. 321 00:20:52,319 --> 00:20:53,621 I had an amazing time. 322 00:20:53,688 --> 00:20:55,590 I haven't had that much fun in a long time. 323 00:20:55,656 --> 00:20:57,859 And don't forget the sex. 324 00:21:00,393 --> 00:21:03,097 - Will say, you picked up a thing or two since last time. 325 00:21:03,164 --> 00:21:04,498 - Oh, yeah? 326 00:21:04,565 --> 00:21:06,266 Be still, my heart. 327 00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:08,268 A sexual compliment? 328 00:21:08,335 --> 00:21:11,271 Almost makes me forget waking up to a cold bed. 329 00:21:11,338 --> 00:21:12,507 - You can buy my breakfast. 330 00:21:12,573 --> 00:21:14,108 That's kind of like a date. 331 00:21:14,175 --> 00:21:16,443 - I want to buy you dinner tomorrow night. 332 00:21:16,511 --> 00:21:18,345 - I'm working. - The next night then. 333 00:21:18,411 --> 00:21:20,081 Final offer. 334 00:21:20,148 --> 00:21:21,516 Unless there's a better night, 335 00:21:21,582 --> 00:21:23,050 in which case that's totally fine with me as well. 336 00:21:23,117 --> 00:21:25,285 - Why do men think that unwanted persistence 337 00:21:25,352 --> 00:21:27,121 is so charming? 338 00:21:27,188 --> 00:21:28,556 - That's fair. 339 00:21:28,623 --> 00:21:32,894 In my defense, I was inside you like eight hours ago. 340 00:21:37,364 --> 00:21:38,533 - Okay, fine. 341 00:21:38,599 --> 00:21:40,768 - Fine? - Yeah, one date. 342 00:21:42,270 --> 00:21:44,071 - I overdressed, didn't I? 343 00:21:44,138 --> 00:21:45,573 - What do you mean? 344 00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:47,208 You're saying I underdressed? Do you want me to change? 345 00:21:47,275 --> 00:21:49,442 You worried the drive-thru worker will see me? 346 00:21:49,510 --> 00:21:50,812 - For your information, 347 00:21:50,878 --> 00:21:52,379 this Taco Bell has an inside seating area. 348 00:21:52,445 --> 00:21:54,682 Oh, one sec. 349 00:21:54,749 --> 00:21:56,884 Oh, it's my sister. 350 00:21:56,951 --> 00:21:58,052 Hey, what's up? 351 00:21:58,119 --> 00:22:00,054 - Are you almost here? - Almost where? 352 00:22:00,121 --> 00:22:01,556 Oh. 353 00:22:01,622 --> 00:22:03,791 Like tonight, tonight. 354 00:22:03,858 --> 00:22:05,325 Uh... 355 00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:09,897 Yeah, no, I can be there in a few hours. 356 00:22:09,964 --> 00:22:11,799 - Olivia! - I'm kidding. 357 00:22:11,866 --> 00:22:13,634 Oh my God, calm down. Bye. 358 00:22:13,701 --> 00:22:16,103 Connor. 359 00:22:16,170 --> 00:22:19,406 Do you wanna know what's an amazing first date activity? 360 00:22:19,472 --> 00:22:20,608 - Don't touch that. 361 00:22:20,675 --> 00:22:22,043 - I'm here. - Hey, don't touch that. 362 00:22:22,109 --> 00:22:23,277 - Everyone relax, the situation is under control. 363 00:22:23,343 --> 00:22:24,444 - Thank you, hey, who's this? 364 00:22:24,512 --> 00:22:25,613 - Connor. - Hi. 365 00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:26,948 - He's great with kids, probably. 366 00:22:27,014 --> 00:22:28,549 I actually have no idea now that I say that. 367 00:22:28,616 --> 00:22:29,717 - That's for you. - Thank you. 368 00:22:29,784 --> 00:22:31,052 Why is Connor in my house? 369 00:22:31,118 --> 00:22:32,119 - Remember when you were 16 370 00:22:32,186 --> 00:22:33,120 and you'd babysit for your neighbor 371 00:22:33,187 --> 00:22:34,555 and you'd bring your friend? 372 00:22:34,622 --> 00:22:37,892 - And that friend was a 30-year-old poetry teacher? 373 00:22:37,959 --> 00:22:39,794 - Sometimes he was, thank you, Roger. 374 00:22:39,861 --> 00:22:41,729 - Okay, weird. But in 30 seconds, 375 00:22:41,796 --> 00:22:43,231 I'm either burning this place down or leaving. 376 00:22:43,297 --> 00:22:44,632 So, I don't care. - Okay. 377 00:22:44,699 --> 00:22:46,133 - And I guess it was my fault 378 00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:47,635 'cause I only reminded you, like, four times. 379 00:22:47,702 --> 00:22:49,904 - It's okay, apology accepted. 380 00:22:49,971 --> 00:22:52,472 - No S-E-X on our B-E-D, all right? 381 00:22:52,540 --> 00:22:53,774 - You don't have to spell bed. 382 00:22:53,841 --> 00:22:54,909 - We'll wash the sheets. 383 00:22:54,976 --> 00:22:56,077 - Not funny. 384 00:22:56,143 --> 00:22:58,579 - How many kids are there? 385 00:22:58,646 --> 00:23:00,815 - Okay, well this meeting of the Babysitters Club 386 00:23:00,882 --> 00:23:02,750 is hereby adjourned. 387 00:23:02,817 --> 00:23:03,918 Please keep my children alive. 388 00:23:03,985 --> 00:23:05,753 - Don't micromanage us. Bye. 389 00:23:05,820 --> 00:23:07,420 - I love you. - I love you. 390 00:23:07,487 --> 00:23:09,489 - Bye. - I don't know you. 391 00:23:09,557 --> 00:23:12,093 - All right, kids, behave yourselves. 392 00:23:12,159 --> 00:23:13,861 You too, Grace and Milo. 393 00:23:17,865 --> 00:23:19,233 - Now what? 394 00:23:23,571 --> 00:23:25,373 - Grace, let's eat, dinner time. 395 00:23:26,908 --> 00:23:28,676 All right. - All right. 396 00:23:28,743 --> 00:23:30,077 All right, come on. 397 00:23:30,144 --> 00:23:31,178 Yeah. 398 00:23:31,245 --> 00:23:33,681 - Whoa! - Yay! 399 00:23:33,748 --> 00:23:35,516 - Oh! 400 00:23:52,266 --> 00:23:53,768 That was pretty good. 401 00:23:53,834 --> 00:23:55,202 And so, who's on the farm? 402 00:23:55,269 --> 00:23:57,371 Is it one of these? Is it one of these? 403 00:23:57,437 --> 00:23:59,206 Who's that? Horse? 404 00:23:59,273 --> 00:24:00,374 All right. 405 00:24:18,526 --> 00:24:20,428 Olivia, get in here. 406 00:24:21,696 --> 00:24:23,130 - What's that? - What? 407 00:24:23,197 --> 00:24:24,732 - That's not the bottle I told you to open. 408 00:24:24,799 --> 00:24:25,700 That's like $200. 409 00:24:25,766 --> 00:24:27,802 - Fuck, I'm sorry, I thought... 410 00:24:32,472 --> 00:24:34,275 You never let up, do you? 411 00:24:38,145 --> 00:24:39,981 - That's insane. 412 00:24:40,047 --> 00:24:42,516 I can't believe they do that every single day. 413 00:24:42,583 --> 00:24:45,353 - I felt like I was in "Uncut Gems." 414 00:24:46,721 --> 00:24:49,457 - It's deranged that I ever did that on my own. 415 00:24:49,523 --> 00:24:50,658 Mm. 416 00:24:52,193 --> 00:24:53,194 Thank you. 417 00:24:53,260 --> 00:24:55,329 - We make a good team. 418 00:24:56,364 --> 00:24:58,966 Hey, to unconventional first dates. 419 00:24:59,033 --> 00:25:01,635 - Wow, and their corny toasts. 420 00:25:01,702 --> 00:25:02,970 - You can't rag on my toast 421 00:25:03,037 --> 00:25:05,639 when you famously missed my best one ever. 422 00:25:05,706 --> 00:25:07,475 - Now that I think about it, 423 00:25:07,541 --> 00:25:12,580 you did play acoustic guitar at me on our first date so... 424 00:25:13,547 --> 00:25:15,049 - Which you loved. - Did not. 425 00:25:15,116 --> 00:25:16,484 - You're a big softie. - No, I'm not. 426 00:25:16,550 --> 00:25:18,352 - As I've always suspected. - Okay, fine. 427 00:25:18,419 --> 00:25:20,054 I have many sides. 428 00:25:22,456 --> 00:25:24,191 - I hope to get to see 'em all. 429 00:25:28,295 --> 00:25:30,564 - You wanna do it on my sister's bed? 430 00:25:30,631 --> 00:25:32,666 - Thought they said no S-E-X. 431 00:25:32,733 --> 00:25:36,037 - Good thing I don't know how to S-P-E-L. 432 00:25:38,472 --> 00:25:41,175 Weirdest thing that I'm most proud of... 433 00:25:41,242 --> 00:25:42,511 My collar bones. 434 00:25:42,576 --> 00:25:44,578 - So, that's what your face looks like 435 00:25:44,645 --> 00:25:45,746 when you look at yourself, 436 00:25:45,813 --> 00:25:48,015 you think, I love that clavicle? 437 00:25:48,082 --> 00:25:49,850 - Yeah, it is. 438 00:25:49,917 --> 00:25:53,721 - I weirdly like when people say I have nice handwriting, 439 00:25:53,788 --> 00:25:55,589 and I pride myself on being able to read 440 00:25:55,656 --> 00:25:56,924 other people's messy writing. 441 00:25:56,991 --> 00:25:59,260 - Penmanship. - Yeah. 442 00:25:59,326 --> 00:26:01,595 - That's too boring to be weird. 443 00:26:01,662 --> 00:26:04,198 - Ah, spoken like someone who's never felt the rush 444 00:26:04,265 --> 00:26:06,033 of a handwriting compliment. 445 00:26:06,100 --> 00:26:07,935 - I once masturbated to Billy Joel. 446 00:26:08,002 --> 00:26:09,870 - What the fuck? On a dare? 447 00:26:09,937 --> 00:26:12,106 - No, because he's a fucking poet. 448 00:26:12,173 --> 00:26:14,708 - New meaning to "River of Dreams." 449 00:26:14,775 --> 00:26:15,910 I'm sorry. 450 00:26:15,976 --> 00:26:19,213 - Please, I got Best Eyes and Best Eyebrows, 451 00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:21,215 which are two separate ones, I'll have you know. 452 00:26:21,282 --> 00:26:22,450 Thank you very much. - Congratulations. 453 00:26:22,517 --> 00:26:23,717 - Yes. 454 00:26:23,784 --> 00:26:24,919 But I was really pissed because I wanted to get 455 00:26:24,985 --> 00:26:27,254 Best Sense of Humor and Carver Kazuski got it. 456 00:26:27,321 --> 00:26:29,457 Basically just 'cause of her dumb Borat impression. 457 00:26:29,524 --> 00:26:30,525 - Borat? 458 00:26:30,591 --> 00:26:31,459 That's not even a hard impression. 459 00:26:31,526 --> 00:26:33,562 - No, I am fucking aware. 460 00:26:33,627 --> 00:26:35,463 - I remember the first movie I ever saw, 461 00:26:35,530 --> 00:26:37,231 "Fantasia." - Never seen it. 462 00:26:37,298 --> 00:26:39,467 - It's a Tchaikovsky classical music piece. 463 00:26:39,534 --> 00:26:42,303 Remember, I was playing you Tchaikovsky? 464 00:26:42,369 --> 00:26:43,637 - From "Fantasia?" 465 00:26:43,704 --> 00:26:45,139 - No, it's not from, 466 00:26:45,206 --> 00:26:47,408 it was an original piece of music and then they decided 467 00:26:47,475 --> 00:26:49,477 to use the music-- - Skip, next movie. 468 00:26:49,544 --> 00:26:50,744 - Okay. - What's the next one? 469 00:26:50,811 --> 00:26:51,912 I'm bored. 470 00:26:51,979 --> 00:26:54,415 - You ever seen "Shrek 2?" - Well, yeah. 471 00:26:54,482 --> 00:26:56,150 That's was the best feature film ever gosh-darn-made. 472 00:26:56,217 --> 00:26:57,586 - Oh, I'm sorry, have I seen it? 473 00:26:57,651 --> 00:26:58,752 Only 12 times. 474 00:26:58,819 --> 00:27:00,921 Worst breakup? - Mm-hmm. 475 00:27:03,324 --> 00:27:07,261 - Technically never actually been broken up with. 476 00:27:07,328 --> 00:27:08,762 - Oh, come on. 477 00:27:08,829 --> 00:27:09,997 Leave it to me, 478 00:27:10,064 --> 00:27:11,465 take a couple years off from the boyfriend game 479 00:27:11,533 --> 00:27:15,636 and I get a guy who's dumped everyone he's ever dated. 480 00:27:15,703 --> 00:27:16,937 Cool. 481 00:27:20,741 --> 00:27:22,443 - I think we both know, 482 00:27:22,511 --> 00:27:26,380 one way or another, my streak is doomed. 483 00:27:38,993 --> 00:27:41,996 - Shit, I meant to empty out that trash. 484 00:27:42,062 --> 00:27:43,397 - I thought you were on the pill. 485 00:27:43,464 --> 00:27:44,732 - It's hard to remember. 486 00:27:44,798 --> 00:27:46,601 You know, you have to take one every single day. 487 00:27:46,667 --> 00:27:48,302 - Uh-huh. - Yeah. 488 00:27:49,604 --> 00:27:50,738 - And... 489 00:27:51,672 --> 00:27:53,207 - And? 490 00:27:53,274 --> 00:27:54,875 - Are you... 491 00:27:54,942 --> 00:27:56,744 - It's not that big of a deal. 492 00:27:57,678 --> 00:28:02,750 It's early enough that I can take another pill or whatever. 493 00:28:03,851 --> 00:28:04,919 - Yeah. - Yeah. 494 00:28:05,853 --> 00:28:07,087 - Yeah. - Yeah. 495 00:28:07,154 --> 00:28:08,289 - Okay. 496 00:28:17,698 --> 00:28:19,233 And-- - Mm-hmm. 497 00:28:19,300 --> 00:28:22,069 - Um, just checking. - Yeah. 498 00:28:22,136 --> 00:28:24,939 - A pill is what you want. 499 00:28:26,974 --> 00:28:29,476 - Can you even imagine? 500 00:28:29,544 --> 00:28:32,413 - No, no. 501 00:28:32,479 --> 00:28:36,450 I mean, I can imagine. 502 00:28:41,656 --> 00:28:43,490 - What's happening right now? 503 00:28:43,558 --> 00:28:44,959 - I don't know. 504 00:28:45,025 --> 00:28:49,129 I just, after the initial terror subsided, obviously, 505 00:28:49,196 --> 00:28:51,098 I had this strange moment when I saw the box. 506 00:28:51,165 --> 00:28:53,767 Like, am I supposed to be terrified 507 00:28:53,834 --> 00:28:58,540 because it's unexpected or ahead of schedule? 508 00:28:59,507 --> 00:29:02,443 'Cause like is it, is it even? 509 00:29:02,510 --> 00:29:03,777 - Yeah, it is. 510 00:29:03,844 --> 00:29:05,346 - Olivia, I'm 30. 511 00:29:06,581 --> 00:29:09,116 I was eight when my mom was 30. 512 00:29:09,183 --> 00:29:12,019 My dad had abandoned the whole family by the time he was 30. 513 00:29:12,086 --> 00:29:13,887 I mean, I'm lagging. 514 00:29:17,525 --> 00:29:18,526 - That's crazy. 515 00:29:18,593 --> 00:29:19,893 All this time, we thought, like, 516 00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:22,530 I was the "out there" one, but clearly... 517 00:29:23,464 --> 00:29:25,966 Connor, we've never even said-- 518 00:29:26,033 --> 00:29:27,368 - I love you. 519 00:29:32,540 --> 00:29:36,176 - I guess it would be rude of me not to confess 520 00:29:36,243 --> 00:29:37,444 that I... 521 00:29:39,213 --> 00:29:43,250 I do love you too, I do. 522 00:29:45,219 --> 00:29:47,388 But that doesn't mean that we need to do something bonkers 523 00:29:47,454 --> 00:29:49,156 that we can never, ever take back. 524 00:29:49,223 --> 00:29:51,058 - You love me? 525 00:29:51,125 --> 00:29:53,060 - You're gonna make me instantly regret saying that, 526 00:29:53,127 --> 00:29:54,161 aren't you? 527 00:29:54,228 --> 00:29:55,496 - So, okay. 528 00:29:55,563 --> 00:29:58,899 Just to recap, 529 00:29:58,966 --> 00:30:00,000 you're pregnant. 530 00:30:00,067 --> 00:30:02,504 - Yeah. - And we love each other. 531 00:30:02,570 --> 00:30:03,837 - And we've been together for six weeks. 532 00:30:03,904 --> 00:30:06,340 - Yeah, but I didn't meet you six weeks ago. 533 00:30:06,407 --> 00:30:07,742 You're great with kids. 534 00:30:07,808 --> 00:30:09,678 Don't you ever think about being a mom? 535 00:30:09,744 --> 00:30:10,745 - Someday. - Someday? 536 00:30:10,811 --> 00:30:12,179 - Yeah, someday. - Someday, 537 00:30:12,246 --> 00:30:14,749 like someday this Fall? - Someday like in five years. 538 00:30:14,815 --> 00:30:17,418 Connor, I like, just can't believe 539 00:30:17,484 --> 00:30:20,054 that you're even considering this right now. 540 00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:23,424 - I can't either, but all I know is my heart sank more 541 00:30:23,490 --> 00:30:28,028 when you mentioned the pill and when I saw that box. 542 00:30:31,231 --> 00:30:33,500 - Um, I can't think right. 543 00:30:33,568 --> 00:30:37,438 Can, yeah, I just have a-- let me think about it. 544 00:30:37,505 --> 00:30:39,440 - Think about it? - Yeah. 545 00:30:39,507 --> 00:30:40,841 - All right. - Yeah, it's a lot. 546 00:30:40,908 --> 00:30:42,176 - I can work with that. - Okay. 547 00:30:42,242 --> 00:30:43,377 - Okay. 548 00:30:45,079 --> 00:30:48,115 Baby steps. 549 00:30:48,182 --> 00:30:49,316 Sorry. 550 00:30:50,851 --> 00:30:53,887 When you picture what you want your life to be like, 551 00:30:53,954 --> 00:30:55,557 what do you see? 552 00:30:57,424 --> 00:31:00,194 - What kind of question is that? 553 00:31:00,260 --> 00:31:01,862 - You wanna know mine? 554 00:31:01,929 --> 00:31:03,931 It's you and me, and kids, 555 00:31:04,898 --> 00:31:06,500 whenever that is. 556 00:31:11,271 --> 00:31:14,041 - Okay, well, let's make a pact then. 557 00:31:14,108 --> 00:31:17,545 When we're 86, if we're still single. 558 00:31:17,612 --> 00:31:19,313 - All right, don't even try. - Okay, 85. 559 00:31:19,380 --> 00:31:20,981 - You said you love me. 560 00:31:21,048 --> 00:31:23,050 You can't pretend anymore. 561 00:31:34,562 --> 00:31:37,532 - Maybe I like yours too. 562 00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:47,908 - Do you mean...? 563 00:31:50,512 --> 00:31:52,079 - Yes, dummy. 564 00:32:01,188 --> 00:32:03,691 - She asks a lot of questions, but it'll be fine. 565 00:32:03,758 --> 00:32:04,859 Just in and out. 566 00:32:04,925 --> 00:32:06,193 Stick to the plan. 567 00:32:06,260 --> 00:32:07,529 Just saying hi, okay? - Okay. 568 00:32:07,595 --> 00:32:08,929 - Wait. - What? 569 00:32:08,996 --> 00:32:10,230 - Do you think you should have worn baggier clothes? 570 00:32:10,297 --> 00:32:11,432 I got a hoodie. - No, it's fine. 571 00:32:11,498 --> 00:32:13,100 Stop it, relax. It's just a friendly visit. 572 00:32:13,167 --> 00:32:14,401 I'm not gonna drop any bombs tonight. 573 00:32:16,771 --> 00:32:17,938 I'm sorry, I panicked. 574 00:32:18,005 --> 00:32:19,774 I don't know why I just said that. 575 00:32:19,841 --> 00:32:20,941 Is she taking it well? 576 00:32:21,008 --> 00:32:22,577 I can't tell. - Hard to say. 577 00:32:22,644 --> 00:32:24,945 She just shoot herself? 578 00:32:25,012 --> 00:32:27,948 - I'm gonna be a grandma! 579 00:32:28,015 --> 00:32:29,216 What's the gender? - We don't know. 580 00:32:29,283 --> 00:32:30,618 - What's the due date? - Not sure. 581 00:32:30,685 --> 00:32:32,386 - When's the wedding? - Mom, there's no wedding. 582 00:32:32,453 --> 00:32:34,455 - Do you need any caretaking? - Maybe. 583 00:32:34,522 --> 00:32:36,891 - I'm free on Tuesdays and Thursdays after 1:20. 584 00:32:36,957 --> 00:32:38,158 - We'll talk about it. - And some Saturdays. 585 00:32:38,225 --> 00:32:39,159 - Thank you, mom. 586 00:32:39,226 --> 00:32:40,260 - What are you gonna name it? 587 00:32:40,327 --> 00:32:41,295 - Mom. 588 00:32:41,361 --> 00:32:43,798 - What are we gonna name our kid? 589 00:32:43,865 --> 00:32:46,233 - What about Alice? 590 00:32:47,201 --> 00:32:48,969 - As in Wonderland? 591 00:32:49,036 --> 00:32:52,907 - Well, no, it was my mom's mom's name 592 00:32:52,973 --> 00:32:54,909 and I always liked it. 593 00:32:56,143 --> 00:32:57,912 - Hmm, I don't know. 594 00:32:57,978 --> 00:32:59,781 - Oh, okay. - No, it reminds me 595 00:32:59,848 --> 00:33:02,416 of this girl named Alice from my high school. 596 00:33:02,483 --> 00:33:05,319 Always ate cans of tuna for lunch. 597 00:33:05,385 --> 00:33:07,488 And I'm like, no, not even with mayo. 598 00:33:07,555 --> 00:33:08,690 And it wasn't a poverty thing. 599 00:33:08,756 --> 00:33:10,592 She just like, fucking loved tuna. 600 00:33:10,658 --> 00:33:12,292 It was nauseating. 601 00:33:12,359 --> 00:33:13,561 - Jenny? 602 00:33:15,229 --> 00:33:17,231 - What are you doing here? 603 00:33:17,297 --> 00:33:19,734 - I need to talk to you, Connor. 604 00:33:25,472 --> 00:33:28,008 - Well, why, why haven't you taken care of it? 605 00:33:28,075 --> 00:33:30,512 - I just don't think that's any of your business. 606 00:33:30,578 --> 00:33:32,079 - Jenny, are you even sure it's mine? 607 00:33:32,145 --> 00:33:35,517 - Hey, he was using a condom, remember? 608 00:33:35,583 --> 00:33:36,751 I was there, he used a condom. 609 00:33:36,818 --> 00:33:38,786 - Not in the morning. 610 00:33:40,153 --> 00:33:41,656 - In the morning? 611 00:33:44,091 --> 00:33:45,560 In the morning. 612 00:33:47,094 --> 00:33:48,228 Okay. 613 00:33:53,500 --> 00:33:54,903 I'm out. 614 00:33:54,969 --> 00:33:56,538 - Hey, what do you mean you're out? 615 00:33:56,604 --> 00:33:59,106 - Good luck, kids, this is one for the storybooks. 616 00:33:59,172 --> 00:34:00,340 - What, are you breaking up with me? 617 00:34:00,407 --> 00:34:01,509 - I'm not doing this if there's 618 00:34:01,576 --> 00:34:02,744 a side piece, baby mama, absolutely not, 619 00:34:02,810 --> 00:34:03,611 that is not my life. 620 00:34:03,678 --> 00:34:04,846 - But we can get through this. 621 00:34:04,913 --> 00:34:05,914 - No. - Right? 622 00:34:05,980 --> 00:34:07,047 Come on, we can, we have to, 623 00:34:07,114 --> 00:34:08,215 we have to get through this. 624 00:34:08,282 --> 00:34:09,717 - No, we don't have to get through this. 625 00:34:09,784 --> 00:34:12,954 I can get out of this and that's what I'm gonna do. 626 00:34:15,790 --> 00:34:17,659 The fuck is going on? 627 00:34:18,693 --> 00:34:19,794 - Hey, will you wait? 628 00:34:19,861 --> 00:34:21,295 You're overreacting. - Properly reacting. 629 00:34:21,361 --> 00:34:22,897 This is how a normal person reacts. 630 00:34:22,964 --> 00:34:25,399 - This has nothing to do with us. 631 00:34:25,465 --> 00:34:26,801 This is apocalyptically bad luck 632 00:34:26,868 --> 00:34:28,468 from before we even had our first date. 633 00:34:28,536 --> 00:34:30,237 - And if I had known that you'd fucked somebody else 634 00:34:30,304 --> 00:34:31,471 an hour before you'd asked me out on it, 635 00:34:31,539 --> 00:34:32,640 I would've stuck with no. 636 00:34:32,707 --> 00:34:35,142 - You did know. It was your idea. 637 00:34:35,208 --> 00:34:37,311 One hour, eight hours, what difference does it make? 638 00:34:37,377 --> 00:34:39,079 - The difference is that I can't have your baby 639 00:34:39,146 --> 00:34:40,915 if you're already having a baby with somebody else, 640 00:34:40,982 --> 00:34:41,983 obviously. 641 00:34:42,050 --> 00:34:43,417 - Olivia. 642 00:34:43,483 --> 00:34:45,319 Olivia, please, don't do this. 643 00:34:45,385 --> 00:34:47,120 - Get the fuck out of the way! 644 00:34:56,496 --> 00:34:58,666 - I'm gonna go. 645 00:34:58,733 --> 00:35:01,002 I think this already went way worse 646 00:35:01,069 --> 00:35:03,437 than I ever expected it to. 647 00:35:04,505 --> 00:35:07,842 - What did you want to happen? 648 00:35:11,512 --> 00:35:12,780 - I don't know. 649 00:35:12,847 --> 00:35:16,183 I just thought that you might wanna know. 650 00:35:18,385 --> 00:35:19,520 - Yeah. 651 00:35:28,362 --> 00:35:29,463 - Okay. 652 00:35:31,766 --> 00:35:32,900 - Jenny, we... 653 00:35:35,770 --> 00:35:37,872 We can't have a baby together. 654 00:35:37,939 --> 00:35:39,874 That's insane. 655 00:35:39,941 --> 00:35:41,809 - Well, it's my decision 656 00:35:41,876 --> 00:35:45,245 and it was already really hard to make. 657 00:35:46,213 --> 00:35:49,316 So, I can do it alone if I have to. 658 00:35:57,792 --> 00:36:02,295 But I also told my parents that you were my boyfriend. 659 00:36:04,098 --> 00:36:05,499 So... 660 00:36:23,216 --> 00:36:25,419 - Hi, leave a voicemail if you want. 661 00:36:25,485 --> 00:36:27,789 If it's still 2009, I might listen to it. 662 00:36:34,996 --> 00:36:40,467 - So, you had a threesome and you got both girls pregnant? 663 00:36:40,535 --> 00:36:42,170 - Technically, I just got both girls 664 00:36:42,235 --> 00:36:44,271 from the threesome pregnant. 665 00:36:44,337 --> 00:36:47,340 - And the random stranger that you picked up and raw dogged 666 00:36:47,407 --> 00:36:50,343 happens to be a life-begins- at-conception evangelical. 667 00:36:50,410 --> 00:36:52,279 - I don't know what she is, but if you're anti-abortion, 668 00:36:52,345 --> 00:36:53,848 you should not be having three-way. 669 00:36:53,915 --> 00:36:56,784 - That's very true. - It's false advertising. 670 00:36:56,851 --> 00:36:58,186 - There should be like a sex prenup 671 00:36:58,251 --> 00:37:01,122 to prevent this kind of thing. - Ooh, yes. 672 00:37:01,189 --> 00:37:02,690 - We're having coffee this weekend. 673 00:37:02,757 --> 00:37:04,792 - Oh my God, that's so cute. 674 00:37:04,859 --> 00:37:07,028 Try not to get any of the baristas pregnant. 675 00:37:07,095 --> 00:37:08,796 - You guys are so lucky to be gay. 676 00:37:08,863 --> 00:37:10,464 Can't get anybody pregnant. 677 00:37:10,531 --> 00:37:11,498 - Still try. 678 00:37:11,566 --> 00:37:12,800 - You do know the sperm of gay men 679 00:37:12,867 --> 00:37:15,469 has the same capabilities as yours, right? 680 00:37:15,536 --> 00:37:18,305 - Look, I didn't even think I finished inside her. 681 00:37:18,371 --> 00:37:20,307 We were in the shower and I didn't want to kill the mood. 682 00:37:20,373 --> 00:37:21,642 Go drip water everywhere. 683 00:37:21,709 --> 00:37:25,479 So, I just, you know, evacuated, tad early. 684 00:37:26,413 --> 00:37:28,649 - Okay, so, after thousands of years of perfection, 685 00:37:28,716 --> 00:37:30,818 the pullout method has finally failed. 686 00:37:30,885 --> 00:37:33,487 - Thanks, thanks, buddy, pilot on. 687 00:37:33,554 --> 00:37:35,990 - That's crazy, that doesn't make any sense. 688 00:37:36,057 --> 00:37:37,491 - It's weird. 689 00:37:37,558 --> 00:37:38,993 I spent so much time imagining 690 00:37:39,060 --> 00:37:41,495 what me and Olivia had in store, 691 00:37:41,562 --> 00:37:43,731 so real and clear in my head. 692 00:37:43,798 --> 00:37:47,501 And now it's not gonna be that way, it's gone. 693 00:37:47,568 --> 00:37:49,737 And I miss it somehow. 694 00:37:50,671 --> 00:37:52,974 I miss things that didn't even happen. 695 00:37:55,076 --> 00:37:57,111 - Do you wanna just throw some darts at me, let it out? 696 00:37:57,178 --> 00:37:58,278 - Is that okay? - Yeah. 697 00:37:58,345 --> 00:38:00,081 - All right, here we go. - Go ahead. 698 00:38:00,148 --> 00:38:02,917 I don't think you're gonna hit me, I've seen you play. 699 00:38:04,351 --> 00:38:06,020 - Hey, come on. 700 00:38:06,087 --> 00:38:07,955 Next round's on me, huh? 701 00:38:08,022 --> 00:38:09,924 - Okay, who's pregnant now? 702 00:38:22,503 --> 00:38:23,604 - Hi. 703 00:38:23,671 --> 00:38:25,039 - I didn't think you'd respond. 704 00:38:25,106 --> 00:38:27,108 - Well, it's my birthday 705 00:38:27,175 --> 00:38:30,278 and I'm feeling particularly vulnerable. 706 00:38:30,343 --> 00:38:32,046 Any chance you have a pregnancy fetish? 707 00:38:32,113 --> 00:38:34,549 - What? What, why? No. 708 00:38:34,615 --> 00:38:35,716 Are you pregnant? 709 00:38:35,783 --> 00:38:37,618 - Your face, I was gonna do a whole bit 710 00:38:37,685 --> 00:38:39,954 pretending that it's yours but doesn't really work 711 00:38:40,021 --> 00:38:41,222 with a guy who has a vasectomy. 712 00:38:41,289 --> 00:38:43,724 Doesn't really set the mood either, so. 713 00:38:43,791 --> 00:38:45,059 - And you're keeping it? 714 00:38:45,126 --> 00:38:46,194 - Fuck, no. 715 00:38:46,260 --> 00:38:47,528 But you know me. 716 00:38:47,595 --> 00:38:49,564 Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow? 717 00:38:49,630 --> 00:38:51,464 - That's not how that saying goes. 718 00:38:51,532 --> 00:38:53,134 - I'm not here for the conversation. 719 00:38:53,201 --> 00:38:54,467 - Good. 720 00:38:54,535 --> 00:38:57,205 Because pregnant women are sexy as fuck! 721 00:38:58,940 --> 00:39:00,641 - Since there's only gonna be one kid now, 722 00:39:00,708 --> 00:39:04,979 maybe I could be twice the father, you know? 723 00:39:05,046 --> 00:39:07,148 Like, if you've never sailed before, 724 00:39:07,215 --> 00:39:11,886 it's probably easier to just steer one boat at a time. 725 00:39:11,953 --> 00:39:14,322 It's a weird analogy, I've never even sailed, I'm sorry. 726 00:39:14,387 --> 00:39:16,224 - Could we not make jokes about this? 727 00:39:16,290 --> 00:39:17,758 This is my life. 728 00:39:18,793 --> 00:39:20,061 Like, you think I want to be pregnant 729 00:39:20,127 --> 00:39:22,797 with some random person's baby? 730 00:39:23,798 --> 00:39:26,801 I wanted to do this when I was ready. 731 00:39:27,902 --> 00:39:30,338 Or like, at least with someone that I loved. 732 00:39:30,403 --> 00:39:34,075 - And here I was thinking that I'd only ruined my life. 733 00:39:34,141 --> 00:39:36,077 - Oh, no, no, I don't mean it like that. 734 00:39:36,143 --> 00:39:38,411 You were just being yourself that night. 735 00:39:38,478 --> 00:39:40,748 And I was really trying to be someone else. 736 00:39:40,815 --> 00:39:44,518 And I think I overcompensated so much 737 00:39:44,585 --> 00:39:46,587 that I got what I deserved. 738 00:39:46,654 --> 00:39:48,723 - But then, why keep it? 739 00:39:50,157 --> 00:39:52,425 It was clearly a mistake. 740 00:39:52,492 --> 00:39:53,594 No one would judge you. 741 00:39:53,661 --> 00:39:56,597 - I mean, I would judge me. 742 00:39:56,664 --> 00:40:01,434 It would be one thing if I actually tried to prevent this 743 00:40:01,501 --> 00:40:03,037 and it happened anyway, 744 00:40:03,104 --> 00:40:06,107 but I didn't do anything to prevent this. 745 00:40:06,173 --> 00:40:08,209 Like, how could you call that a mistake? 746 00:40:08,276 --> 00:40:12,079 - That literally makes no sense to me. 747 00:40:13,014 --> 00:40:15,650 But I respect it. 748 00:40:17,852 --> 00:40:22,056 Look, I'm here because I wanna try and do the right thing, 749 00:40:22,123 --> 00:40:24,058 whatever that may be. 750 00:40:25,526 --> 00:40:27,795 - Can we pray? - What? 751 00:40:30,698 --> 00:40:31,832 Oh. 752 00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:34,268 Yeah. Now? 753 00:40:34,335 --> 00:40:36,504 - Mm-hmm. - Yep. 754 00:40:36,570 --> 00:40:37,838 - You lead. 755 00:40:37,905 --> 00:40:39,073 - Me? 756 00:40:39,140 --> 00:40:40,908 I was hoping you would ask. 757 00:40:46,747 --> 00:40:47,782 - Are you singing it? 758 00:40:47,848 --> 00:40:49,116 - Well, I don't know how to pray. 759 00:40:49,183 --> 00:40:51,619 Am I doing it wrong? 760 00:40:51,686 --> 00:40:52,853 - No, I'm messing with you. 761 00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:54,221 - Ohh. 762 00:40:55,589 --> 00:40:58,659 That is a relief. 763 00:40:59,593 --> 00:41:01,562 Sorry. 764 00:41:03,531 --> 00:41:04,464 I'm just gonna take this. 765 00:41:04,532 --> 00:41:06,701 - Yeah. - One sec, I'm sorry. 766 00:41:06,767 --> 00:41:09,070 Yeah. 767 00:41:10,204 --> 00:41:11,505 Hey. 768 00:41:11,572 --> 00:41:12,807 - If you're trying to talk me out of it, 769 00:41:12,873 --> 00:41:14,008 just save it, okay? 770 00:41:14,075 --> 00:41:16,310 I don't feel bad about it and I don't want to. 771 00:41:16,377 --> 00:41:19,714 - No, no, no. I just wanna know you're okay. 772 00:41:19,780 --> 00:41:21,649 - Yeah, I'm okay, I'm fine. 773 00:41:21,716 --> 00:41:23,050 But I mean, the only other person 774 00:41:23,117 --> 00:41:24,819 whose responsibility this is, is yours. 775 00:41:24,885 --> 00:41:29,156 So I'm gonna need you to like Venmo me or something. 776 00:41:29,223 --> 00:41:30,725 - You want me to Venmo you for an abortion 777 00:41:30,791 --> 00:41:32,492 I don't want to have? 778 00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:34,962 - Fuckin' PayPal then, I don't care. 779 00:41:40,134 --> 00:41:41,268 - Fine. 780 00:41:42,570 --> 00:41:43,904 - Thank you. 781 00:41:45,973 --> 00:41:48,843 It's on Tuesday, so I'll let you know the total then. 782 00:41:48,909 --> 00:41:49,910 Okay? 783 00:41:49,977 --> 00:41:51,112 - Tuesday? 784 00:41:51,979 --> 00:41:54,015 It's on this, this Tuesday? 785 00:41:54,081 --> 00:41:55,216 - Yeah. 786 00:41:55,282 --> 00:41:56,751 Maya and I have to drive to Illinois though, 787 00:41:56,817 --> 00:41:57,852 so that's fun. 788 00:41:57,918 --> 00:41:59,420 Yay, medieval abortion laws. 789 00:41:59,487 --> 00:42:01,455 Everything is a fiery hellscape. 790 00:42:02,690 --> 00:42:06,861 - Olivia, can I just see you before you go, please? 791 00:42:06,927 --> 00:42:08,763 - I'm not changing my mind. You can go home. 792 00:42:08,829 --> 00:42:10,031 - I'm not here to change your mind. 793 00:42:10,097 --> 00:42:11,532 I'm here to support you. 794 00:42:11,599 --> 00:42:13,434 - What, support me, how? You make a road trip mix? 795 00:42:13,501 --> 00:42:15,770 - Look, I can accept you're not having our baby anymore, 796 00:42:15,836 --> 00:42:18,205 but I can't accept what's happened to us. 797 00:42:20,509 --> 00:42:21,709 - I don't wanna do this right now. 798 00:42:21,776 --> 00:42:23,110 Can we fight about it when I get back, please? 799 00:42:23,177 --> 00:42:25,546 - Just let me take you. Please. 800 00:42:25,613 --> 00:42:26,547 It's my responsibility. 801 00:42:26,614 --> 00:42:28,115 - It's not your responsibility. 802 00:42:28,182 --> 00:42:29,884 I'm not some scared sophomore cheerleader, I'm fine. 803 00:42:29,950 --> 00:42:31,719 Honestly, I don't need you to take me. 804 00:42:31,786 --> 00:42:32,987 I have Maya. 805 00:42:34,021 --> 00:42:37,558 - Maya, wouldn't Roger rather I took her, 806 00:42:37,625 --> 00:42:38,893 so you can stay? 807 00:42:39,860 --> 00:42:41,228 - No. 808 00:42:41,295 --> 00:42:42,396 - Okay. 809 00:42:44,131 --> 00:42:45,733 We started this thing together. 810 00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:47,401 We should end it that way too. - Connor. 811 00:42:47,468 --> 00:42:51,205 - Please, I want to have this abortion with you. 812 00:43:02,551 --> 00:43:05,186 I was planning on sleeping most of the way there anyway. 813 00:43:07,121 --> 00:43:10,591 So if it's, like, really important 814 00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:12,993 to you, then fine. 815 00:43:13,060 --> 00:43:14,829 I love you. 816 00:43:14,895 --> 00:43:17,398 - I love you. Drive safe. 817 00:43:17,465 --> 00:43:19,900 - And yes, I did make a road trip mix. 818 00:43:25,639 --> 00:43:27,608 It's nice to see you. 819 00:43:31,912 --> 00:43:33,914 - Nice to see you too. 820 00:43:52,933 --> 00:43:55,035 - Beautiful drive. 821 00:43:55,102 --> 00:43:56,237 Stunning. 822 00:43:57,671 --> 00:43:59,306 Going back to bed. 823 00:44:09,283 --> 00:44:11,018 - It's down here, to the right. 824 00:44:11,085 --> 00:44:12,153 - Okay. 825 00:44:16,457 --> 00:44:17,526 - Okay. 826 00:44:30,971 --> 00:44:33,407 - Which option is better? 827 00:44:33,474 --> 00:44:36,076 - That's entirely up to you. 828 00:44:36,143 --> 00:44:39,079 Some people prefer to do the procedure here 829 00:44:39,146 --> 00:44:42,584 and know it's completely taken care of. 830 00:44:42,651 --> 00:44:46,253 When you leave here, you know you're no longer pregnant. 831 00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:50,424 Some feel the pills offer a less invasive, 832 00:44:50,491 --> 00:44:52,259 more private option. 833 00:44:53,894 --> 00:44:57,599 - I don't know, I'm just, I don't know what to do. 834 00:44:57,666 --> 00:44:59,833 But I don't have to make the decision right now, right? 835 00:44:59,900 --> 00:45:03,938 'Cause I have to think about it for 24 hours. 836 00:45:04,004 --> 00:45:05,272 Isn't there a wait... 837 00:45:05,339 --> 00:45:06,774 - Not here in Illinois. - No, okay. 838 00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:08,108 - No. - Okay. 839 00:45:08,175 --> 00:45:10,444 - But you absolutely can take the night 840 00:45:10,512 --> 00:45:12,346 to think it over, if you'd like. 841 00:45:12,413 --> 00:45:13,615 - Okay. 842 00:45:13,682 --> 00:45:14,683 - We can get you back in tomorrow, 843 00:45:14,748 --> 00:45:15,950 that's no problem. 844 00:45:16,016 --> 00:45:19,019 - Okay, sorry. - Don't be sorry, darling. 845 00:45:20,689 --> 00:45:21,855 - Did you know the abortion itself 846 00:45:21,922 --> 00:45:25,025 only takes between five and 10 minutes? 847 00:45:25,092 --> 00:45:26,628 Isn't that weird? 848 00:45:29,930 --> 00:45:31,799 You carry this thing for weeks, 849 00:45:31,865 --> 00:45:34,536 literally growing inside you. 850 00:45:34,603 --> 00:45:35,736 And then... 851 00:45:38,506 --> 00:45:41,242 - If it makes you feel better, 852 00:45:43,210 --> 00:45:47,815 my part in making it was also five to 10 minutes, so. 853 00:45:50,284 --> 00:45:52,953 - I don't wanna eat that. 854 00:45:55,657 --> 00:45:56,957 You awake? 855 00:46:00,327 --> 00:46:01,462 - Yeah. 856 00:46:02,697 --> 00:46:04,832 - Can I come over there? 857 00:46:17,712 --> 00:46:19,346 No funny business. 858 00:46:22,883 --> 00:46:24,885 - You're the funny one. 859 00:46:26,153 --> 00:46:27,821 I can only do serious business. 860 00:46:27,888 --> 00:46:31,225 - Oh my God, I'm the funny one, all right. 861 00:46:35,396 --> 00:46:37,965 - Permission to kiss you on the forehead? 862 00:46:46,173 --> 00:46:49,209 - Mm, top of the head only. 863 00:46:50,177 --> 00:46:51,312 One peck. 864 00:47:01,523 --> 00:47:03,223 - It's gonna be okay. 865 00:47:05,192 --> 00:47:08,663 - Can I just, can I just take a minute? 866 00:47:11,432 --> 00:47:12,567 - Yeah. 867 00:47:16,937 --> 00:47:20,140 - I don't think that I wanna do this. 868 00:47:21,543 --> 00:47:22,476 - Really? 869 00:47:22,544 --> 00:47:25,647 - Does this make me a Republican? 870 00:47:25,714 --> 00:47:26,748 - No. 871 00:47:32,286 --> 00:47:34,221 - No, no, no. 872 00:47:34,288 --> 00:47:36,591 We came 300 miles for an abortion 873 00:47:36,658 --> 00:47:39,226 and that is what I'm getting, an abortion. 874 00:47:39,293 --> 00:47:40,994 - What? Hey, hey, hang on. 875 00:47:41,061 --> 00:47:42,229 - I'm losing my fucking mind right now. 876 00:47:42,296 --> 00:47:43,397 - Hang on. 877 00:47:43,464 --> 00:47:44,666 You just said you don't want an abortion, 878 00:47:44,733 --> 00:47:46,166 then looked in my face and changed your mind. 879 00:47:46,233 --> 00:47:47,736 Look, do you not want a baby 880 00:47:47,802 --> 00:47:49,571 'cause you don't want a baby or because you're mad at me? 881 00:47:49,637 --> 00:47:51,573 - Even if it's what I want to do, 882 00:47:51,639 --> 00:47:53,073 it doesn't mean it's what I should do. 883 00:47:53,140 --> 00:47:54,743 - Since when does Olivia Capitano give a fuck 884 00:47:54,809 --> 00:47:55,909 about what she should do? 885 00:47:55,976 --> 00:47:57,010 - Well, maybe Olivia Capitano 886 00:47:57,077 --> 00:47:58,613 doesn't know what she wants at all. 887 00:48:01,783 --> 00:48:03,117 What do you think she wants? 888 00:48:03,183 --> 00:48:04,686 You claim to know her so well. 889 00:48:04,753 --> 00:48:05,754 - I think Olivia Capitano-- 890 00:48:05,820 --> 00:48:07,488 - You can stop that whole thing now. 891 00:48:07,555 --> 00:48:08,823 - Okay, I think that you... 892 00:48:09,957 --> 00:48:11,091 I think if you go in there 893 00:48:11,158 --> 00:48:12,861 and have an abortion, you won't regret it. 894 00:48:12,926 --> 00:48:15,530 But I think you wanna keep it. 895 00:48:17,766 --> 00:48:21,435 - So, you're saying keeping it wouldn't be a huge mistake. 896 00:48:21,502 --> 00:48:24,304 - I will make sure it isn't. 897 00:48:24,371 --> 00:48:25,707 - Why did you have to go 898 00:48:25,774 --> 00:48:28,442 and have the world's most potent fucking sperm? 899 00:48:31,178 --> 00:48:33,213 A week ago, I can't, really, 900 00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:34,948 it's just like I felt like I had everything, 901 00:48:35,015 --> 00:48:37,217 I did, I was actually happy. 902 00:48:37,284 --> 00:48:41,221 And if I can hold on to some of that, then... 903 00:48:43,123 --> 00:48:44,793 - Are you sure? 904 00:48:44,859 --> 00:48:45,993 - No. 905 00:48:49,196 --> 00:48:50,899 That's my decision. 906 00:49:06,581 --> 00:49:08,248 - Let's go home. 907 00:49:11,619 --> 00:49:12,953 - Glad you came. 908 00:49:15,122 --> 00:49:16,990 - Wanted persistence for the win. 909 00:49:21,061 --> 00:49:25,332 - It is always hard to reconcile how cool you are, 910 00:49:25,399 --> 00:49:27,735 but the fact that you listen to this kind of music, 911 00:49:27,802 --> 00:49:29,269 I'm sorry, I... 912 00:49:29,970 --> 00:49:31,205 And skip. 913 00:49:34,441 --> 00:49:35,476 What is this? 914 00:49:35,543 --> 00:49:36,678 - What's what? 915 00:49:36,744 --> 00:49:38,345 - Who's Kevin Winebar? 916 00:49:38,412 --> 00:49:39,547 - Gimme my phone. 917 00:49:39,614 --> 00:49:40,849 - His wife's out of town, no, what is it? 918 00:49:40,915 --> 00:49:42,851 Jesus Christ, we're in a moving car! 919 00:49:42,917 --> 00:49:44,853 - Don't read my texts. - Olivia. 920 00:49:44,919 --> 00:49:46,521 You know what, that's it. 921 00:49:46,588 --> 00:49:48,857 - What are doing right now? 922 00:49:49,824 --> 00:49:51,860 Connor. - Yeah. 923 00:49:55,597 --> 00:49:56,698 - You can't give me shit for this. 924 00:49:56,764 --> 00:49:58,867 We broke up. - We were in love. 925 00:49:58,933 --> 00:50:01,536 We were having a, we are having a baby. 926 00:50:01,603 --> 00:50:02,937 And you're already fucking somebody else? 927 00:50:03,003 --> 00:50:05,105 - No, no, no, no, I'm not fucking somebody else. 928 00:50:05,172 --> 00:50:06,541 I fucked somebody else. 929 00:50:06,608 --> 00:50:07,709 Just because he wants to do it again 930 00:50:07,775 --> 00:50:09,109 doesn't mean that I want to. 931 00:50:09,176 --> 00:50:10,545 I honestly, I don't. 932 00:50:10,612 --> 00:50:12,212 - Sorry, so, I can't be hurt about it, 933 00:50:12,279 --> 00:50:13,715 'cause it was just the one time? 934 00:50:13,781 --> 00:50:16,450 - I'm allowed to try and feel better. 935 00:50:16,518 --> 00:50:17,952 - We're supposed to be there for each other. 936 00:50:18,018 --> 00:50:20,053 I'm the one who gets to try and make you feel better. 937 00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:21,288 - You got somebody else pregnant. 938 00:50:21,355 --> 00:50:22,289 - That was an accident. 939 00:50:22,356 --> 00:50:24,224 We weren't even together yet. 940 00:50:24,291 --> 00:50:26,226 - And we're not together now. 941 00:50:26,293 --> 00:50:27,795 Connor, you said that we could do this trip 942 00:50:27,862 --> 00:50:28,863 without you bringing this shit up 943 00:50:28,930 --> 00:50:30,130 and now you're bringing this shit up. 944 00:50:30,197 --> 00:50:31,799 - I said, I said that when I saw that box, 945 00:50:31,866 --> 00:50:33,133 my life was changed. 946 00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:34,969 Everything I've done since then has been with you, 947 00:50:35,035 --> 00:50:37,137 and that baby, and the rest of our lives in mind. 948 00:50:37,204 --> 00:50:39,139 Stupidly, I thought you were the same. 949 00:50:39,206 --> 00:50:40,340 - That other baby's gonna be around 950 00:50:40,407 --> 00:50:41,910 for the rest of your life too. So is Jenny. 951 00:50:41,976 --> 00:50:43,143 - Yeah. - Okay? 952 00:50:43,210 --> 00:50:44,946 Whatever we had before, it doesn't exist anymore 953 00:50:45,013 --> 00:50:47,047 and it can't come back. - You can say that again. 954 00:51:20,582 --> 00:51:22,784 - Two girls pregnant? 955 00:51:22,850 --> 00:51:24,451 Come on, Connor! 956 00:51:25,853 --> 00:51:28,255 I feel a little bad for my grandkids, 957 00:51:28,322 --> 00:51:31,526 because they're inheriting your moronic genes. 958 00:51:31,593 --> 00:51:34,028 - Well, where'd you think I got my genes from, huh? 959 00:51:34,094 --> 00:51:35,295 - Touche. 960 00:51:36,263 --> 00:51:39,433 - Coffee with a splash of whiskey. 961 00:51:39,499 --> 00:51:41,869 Oh, wow, didn't even check to see if I was joking. 962 00:51:41,936 --> 00:51:43,938 Just sort of dove right in. 963 00:51:44,005 --> 00:51:45,238 Hmm. 964 00:51:50,778 --> 00:51:54,549 - I'm really sorry Olivia's pulling away. 965 00:51:54,616 --> 00:51:57,552 I like her, I really like her, 966 00:51:57,619 --> 00:52:00,220 but she doesn't know what she wants. 967 00:52:00,287 --> 00:52:02,122 - She said she wanted us. 968 00:52:02,189 --> 00:52:05,593 - Without any prompting from you. 969 00:52:05,660 --> 00:52:07,394 - You don't think there's a special someone out there 970 00:52:07,461 --> 00:52:10,130 for everybody? - No. 971 00:52:10,197 --> 00:52:13,635 No, and everybody who does is a fucking maniac, Connor. 972 00:52:13,701 --> 00:52:15,103 Or maybe, you know what? 973 00:52:15,168 --> 00:52:17,137 Actually maybe there is a perfect person for somebody, 974 00:52:17,204 --> 00:52:18,906 but the world is so fucking humongous. 975 00:52:18,973 --> 00:52:20,642 How the fuck are you gonna find that perfect person? 976 00:52:20,708 --> 00:52:23,477 So, we're all just running around unhappy, 977 00:52:23,544 --> 00:52:25,079 cheating, or getting divorced. 978 00:52:25,145 --> 00:52:27,815 - You literally just got married. 979 00:52:27,882 --> 00:52:29,984 - Gay people are different. 980 00:52:30,051 --> 00:52:31,418 We are so different. 981 00:52:31,485 --> 00:52:33,320 We can say marriage is forever, look at Hugh Jackman. 982 00:52:33,387 --> 00:52:35,255 - But I actually do just think I can convince her 983 00:52:35,322 --> 00:52:37,290 that I'm right, and she's wrong. 984 00:52:37,357 --> 00:52:38,425 - Oh my God. 985 00:52:38,492 --> 00:52:40,795 How did I raise such a man? 986 00:52:42,329 --> 00:52:43,665 - Wonderfully. 987 00:52:44,632 --> 00:52:46,166 - Don't forget, there's another girl 988 00:52:46,233 --> 00:52:49,837 who may appreciate your supportive partner energy 989 00:52:49,904 --> 00:52:52,006 and you have a responsibility to her too. 990 00:52:52,073 --> 00:52:54,575 And to her baby, most of all. 991 00:52:55,843 --> 00:52:58,012 - I actually do think Jenny has an OBGYN appointment 992 00:52:58,079 --> 00:52:59,113 coming up. 993 00:52:59,179 --> 00:53:01,415 - Perfect, take her to it. 994 00:53:02,382 --> 00:53:04,184 - What if she gets the wrong idea? 995 00:53:04,251 --> 00:53:07,622 And I'm like, wanting to shack up or... 996 00:53:07,689 --> 00:53:09,057 - Take a friend. 997 00:53:10,024 --> 00:53:11,526 - This is so exciting. 998 00:53:11,592 --> 00:53:13,528 - Yeah. Thanks for coming. 999 00:53:13,594 --> 00:53:16,130 - Dude, of course, would never miss this. 1000 00:53:16,196 --> 00:53:18,866 Wait, I never even really saw her. 1001 00:53:18,933 --> 00:53:20,635 She's beautiful. - Yeah. 1002 00:53:20,702 --> 00:53:22,804 - Is she still up for threesomes? 1003 00:53:22,870 --> 00:53:23,971 Fuck. 1004 00:53:25,272 --> 00:53:26,808 Ugh, fuck. 1005 00:53:26,874 --> 00:53:28,543 - That's the mother of my child, you disgusting animal. 1006 00:53:28,609 --> 00:53:30,044 Don't make me regret bringing you. 1007 00:53:30,111 --> 00:53:31,378 - Hi. - Hi. 1008 00:53:31,445 --> 00:53:33,648 - Hey, how's it going? - Hey, have a seat. 1009 00:53:33,715 --> 00:53:34,916 - It's okay. - Come on in. 1010 00:53:34,982 --> 00:53:36,483 - Hey. - Someone else is here. 1011 00:53:36,551 --> 00:53:37,719 - Yes, this is Greg. 1012 00:53:37,785 --> 00:53:39,721 - Hi, I'm Greg Demopolis. - Hi. 1013 00:53:39,787 --> 00:53:41,556 - I'm here to support him while he supports you, 1014 00:53:41,622 --> 00:53:45,325 which I guess means you're supporting me, if that's cool. 1015 00:53:45,392 --> 00:53:47,995 - Do you always bring an extra person? 1016 00:53:49,296 --> 00:53:50,598 - Wait, I like you. 1017 00:53:50,665 --> 00:53:53,233 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 1018 00:53:55,636 --> 00:53:57,071 So, like, I hate to ask because you know, 1019 00:53:57,138 --> 00:53:59,006 it's like, gauche and reductionist and everything, 1020 00:53:59,073 --> 00:54:01,576 but like, what do you do? 1021 00:54:01,642 --> 00:54:05,412 - I'm in grad school, but I work at a soup kitchen. 1022 00:54:05,479 --> 00:54:06,914 - Oh, you work at a soup kitchen? 1023 00:54:06,981 --> 00:54:08,783 - Mm-hmm. - Oh. 1024 00:54:08,850 --> 00:54:10,417 - You didn't know what she did? 1025 00:54:10,484 --> 00:54:12,385 - She doesn't know what I do either. 1026 00:54:12,452 --> 00:54:14,488 - Aren't you a recording engineer? 1027 00:54:17,091 --> 00:54:18,092 - Yep. 1028 00:54:18,159 --> 00:54:19,861 - It's a non-profit. 1029 00:54:19,927 --> 00:54:23,363 We do like, bag lunches and hot meals for unhoused people 1030 00:54:23,430 --> 00:54:26,266 and low income families and stuff. 1031 00:54:26,333 --> 00:54:28,836 - Wow, you are making me seem like more of an asshole 1032 00:54:28,903 --> 00:54:29,937 than usual. 1033 00:54:30,004 --> 00:54:31,005 - No. 1034 00:54:31,072 --> 00:54:32,405 - I just help yuppies get fucked up. 1035 00:54:32,472 --> 00:54:33,908 - You're a drug dealer? 1036 00:54:33,975 --> 00:54:36,443 - No, I am a bartender, 1037 00:54:36,511 --> 00:54:38,780 but I work at the place where you two met, remember? 1038 00:54:38,846 --> 00:54:39,914 Three-way ticket to pound town. 1039 00:54:39,981 --> 00:54:40,982 - Whoa, okay. - Ohh. 1040 00:54:41,048 --> 00:54:42,617 - Too glib there, chief. 1041 00:54:42,683 --> 00:54:44,451 - Hey, I don't think you're glib. 1042 00:54:44,519 --> 00:54:47,121 I think you are very honest and direct. 1043 00:54:47,188 --> 00:54:48,523 - I appreciate that. - Yeah, it's unique. 1044 00:54:48,589 --> 00:54:50,024 I feel like you give it to me straight, 1045 00:54:50,091 --> 00:54:51,058 you know what I mean? 1046 00:54:51,125 --> 00:54:53,194 - All right, not totally straight. 1047 00:54:53,261 --> 00:54:54,695 So, was the threesome your first time? 1048 00:54:54,762 --> 00:54:56,697 Or like-- - Whoa, dude, what the fuck? 1049 00:54:56,764 --> 00:54:58,365 - Why? Why would you ask that? 1050 00:54:58,431 --> 00:55:00,535 - I just heard there was a religious element. 1051 00:55:00,601 --> 00:55:01,803 Maybe I'm projecting. 1052 00:55:01,869 --> 00:55:03,971 - You don't have to answer him, Jenny, okay? 1053 00:55:04,038 --> 00:55:06,207 - It was not my first time, definitely not. 1054 00:55:06,274 --> 00:55:08,876 - Okay, so what was your first time like? 1055 00:55:08,943 --> 00:55:10,645 - Greg, shut the fuck up. 1056 00:55:10,711 --> 00:55:12,146 - It's okay, seriously. 1057 00:55:12,213 --> 00:55:13,648 - Okay, I'm sorry. 1058 00:55:13,714 --> 00:55:15,716 You can involve her in all your little twisted hedonistic 1059 00:55:15,783 --> 00:55:19,654 sex games, but I can't ask her a simple question, Connor? 1060 00:55:19,720 --> 00:55:21,622 Continue, if you may. 1061 00:55:22,723 --> 00:55:26,994 - Okay, well it was my senior year production of "Cats" 1062 00:55:27,061 --> 00:55:29,496 and it was during intermission. 1063 00:55:29,564 --> 00:55:31,065 - All right. 1064 00:55:31,132 --> 00:55:33,234 - Rum Tum Tugger. - Okay. 1065 00:55:33,301 --> 00:55:35,069 - Fucked me behind the back curtain. 1066 00:55:35,136 --> 00:55:36,070 - Wow, Cat-- - Okay. 1067 00:55:36,137 --> 00:55:37,404 - Wow. - Yeah. 1068 00:55:37,470 --> 00:55:38,405 - Amazing. 1069 00:55:38,471 --> 00:55:39,841 - And you're fully in character? 1070 00:55:39,907 --> 00:55:41,676 - Oh, full costume. - Full costume. 1071 00:55:41,742 --> 00:55:43,678 So, you lost it before Connor? 1072 00:55:43,744 --> 00:55:45,345 He was a late bloomer, yeah. 1073 00:55:45,412 --> 00:55:48,182 - I mean, 'cause I forgot to bring condom to prom, okay? 1074 00:55:48,249 --> 00:55:51,185 - Yeah, and he never has unprotected sex. 1075 00:55:51,252 --> 00:55:53,187 It's like, principle. 1076 00:55:53,254 --> 00:55:54,354 - How late was the bloom? 1077 00:55:54,421 --> 00:55:57,258 - We don't have to talk-- - 22, yeah. 1078 00:55:57,325 --> 00:55:58,593 He was, 1079 00:55:58,659 --> 00:56:02,096 22 years old. 1080 00:56:02,163 --> 00:56:04,265 - We'll be doing a physical exam today, 1081 00:56:04,332 --> 00:56:06,767 which will include a breast and pelvic exam. 1082 00:56:06,834 --> 00:56:08,269 We'll do some blood tests 1083 00:56:08,336 --> 00:56:11,371 and urine studies just to establish a baseline, 1084 00:56:11,438 --> 00:56:13,774 and we'll do a vaginal ultrasound 1085 00:56:13,841 --> 00:56:16,711 to try and hear the baby's heartbeat. 1086 00:56:20,281 --> 00:56:23,217 - Greg, what are you doing here? 1087 00:56:25,119 --> 00:56:28,289 - Oh boy, this is too good. 1088 00:56:29,657 --> 00:56:30,858 - Hey, what are you-- 1089 00:56:30,925 --> 00:56:32,392 - You decided to bring her to my doctor? 1090 00:56:32,459 --> 00:56:33,728 - I don't own the doctor. 1091 00:56:33,794 --> 00:56:35,263 What do I know about finding an obstetrician? 1092 00:56:35,329 --> 00:56:36,496 It was this or Yelp. 1093 00:56:36,564 --> 00:56:38,833 - So, Yelp, that's how I found this place. 1094 00:56:38,900 --> 00:56:40,067 What does she not have her own OB? 1095 00:56:40,134 --> 00:56:42,003 - I do, I-- - So, why are you here? 1096 00:56:42,069 --> 00:56:44,105 - I just, I did, I mean, I've, 1097 00:56:44,171 --> 00:56:46,974 I have known her since I was 13 and I was embarrassed. 1098 00:56:47,041 --> 00:56:48,843 - This is insane. 1099 00:56:48,910 --> 00:56:50,711 - I thought you were... 1100 00:56:52,246 --> 00:56:55,016 Oh, are you like, mad I didn't get an abortion or something? 1101 00:56:55,082 --> 00:56:56,617 - Oh my God. - No, I just, 1102 00:56:56,684 --> 00:56:57,785 I thought that you-- - Thought what? 1103 00:56:57,852 --> 00:56:58,786 It's none of your business, remember? 1104 00:56:58,853 --> 00:57:00,121 - Olivia, will you lay off her? 1105 00:57:00,187 --> 00:57:02,523 - Connor, I am way too hormonal for surprises 1106 00:57:02,590 --> 00:57:03,691 right now, okay. 1107 00:57:03,758 --> 00:57:06,961 This is so uncomfortable and awkward. 1108 00:57:07,028 --> 00:57:08,996 This person wants to die right now. 1109 00:57:09,063 --> 00:57:10,197 - You know what? 1110 00:57:10,264 --> 00:57:11,532 I think maybe you should just go in with her. 1111 00:57:11,599 --> 00:57:12,967 - I don't want him to go in with me. 1112 00:57:13,034 --> 00:57:15,468 I don't really wanna see either of you two right now. 1113 00:57:15,536 --> 00:57:17,038 - Look, if you let him go in with you, 1114 00:57:17,104 --> 00:57:18,706 I'll find another doctor, okay? 1115 00:57:18,773 --> 00:57:20,708 - Well, why do you care so much? 1116 00:57:20,775 --> 00:57:23,544 - Because our kids are basically twins. 1117 00:57:23,611 --> 00:57:25,246 And the mother of my kid's twin yells at me 1118 00:57:25,313 --> 00:57:26,714 every time she sees me. 1119 00:57:26,781 --> 00:57:28,215 - I'm not yelling at you! - And, well, now I'm yelling 1120 00:57:28,282 --> 00:57:30,551 and, you know, you were like the coolest person 1121 00:57:30,618 --> 00:57:32,386 I'd ever met. 1122 00:57:32,452 --> 00:57:35,488 And I really, I actually thought you liked me. 1123 00:57:35,556 --> 00:57:37,391 And this is already so hard. 1124 00:57:37,490 --> 00:57:40,094 Can't we just help each other? 1125 00:57:43,564 --> 00:57:45,599 - You are like, so nice. 1126 00:57:46,801 --> 00:57:48,769 What's wrong with you? 1127 00:57:55,309 --> 00:57:59,914 I shouldn't have been such a fucking bitch to you just now. 1128 00:57:59,981 --> 00:58:01,615 That was not fair or nice. 1129 00:58:01,682 --> 00:58:04,585 - That's all right. - And I'm embarrassed. 1130 00:58:04,652 --> 00:58:09,090 - I know, I fucked up your life pretty bad, so I get it. 1131 00:58:10,257 --> 00:58:12,026 - It's not your fault. 1132 00:58:12,093 --> 00:58:13,260 It's nobody's fault. 1133 00:58:13,327 --> 00:58:14,562 - No, it's Connor's fault. 1134 00:58:14,628 --> 00:58:16,964 - It's Connor's fault. - Yeah. 1135 00:58:18,099 --> 00:58:21,736 - She really knows how to get what she wants, huh? 1136 00:58:31,445 --> 00:58:34,949 - Hi, I'm sorry, did you forget something? 1137 00:58:35,016 --> 00:58:36,984 - Other than a condom? 1138 00:58:37,918 --> 00:58:39,987 - O...kay, yeah. 1139 00:58:42,523 --> 00:58:44,425 - Wow. Thank you for buying that. 1140 00:58:44,492 --> 00:58:45,693 - Huh? Oh, yeah. 1141 00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:48,696 - Did not realize cribs were so expensive. 1142 00:58:48,763 --> 00:58:51,866 You know, in Finland, babies sleep in boxes 1143 00:58:51,932 --> 00:58:53,534 that are provided by the government. 1144 00:58:53,601 --> 00:58:56,137 - Oh, well, why didn't you say? 1145 00:58:56,203 --> 00:58:57,805 I could've just bought you a ticket to Finland 1146 00:58:57,872 --> 00:58:59,540 for the same price. 1147 00:58:59,607 --> 00:59:00,975 Hey, could you you grab that? - Oh, yeah. 1148 00:59:01,042 --> 00:59:02,209 - Sorry. - No, you're good. 1149 00:59:02,276 --> 00:59:03,377 - Ah. 1150 00:59:05,212 --> 00:59:08,082 I'm fine. 1151 00:59:09,383 --> 00:59:12,253 - Oh my God. Whew. 1152 00:59:15,122 --> 00:59:18,692 - I just wanted to say, I'm sorry 1153 00:59:18,759 --> 00:59:22,496 that I never called you after that night we first met. 1154 00:59:22,563 --> 00:59:23,664 Sorry, sorry. 1155 00:59:23,731 --> 00:59:26,567 - Oh, no, that's typical dating, isn't it? 1156 00:59:26,634 --> 00:59:28,335 - It's just, I don't want you to think 1157 00:59:28,402 --> 00:59:30,337 that it wasn't genuine. 1158 00:59:30,404 --> 00:59:33,340 - That was a very genuine threesome. 1159 00:59:33,407 --> 00:59:34,975 - I'm trying to be serious. 1160 00:59:35,042 --> 00:59:36,477 - Okay. 1161 00:59:36,545 --> 00:59:39,814 And are you just apologizing or is this going somewhere? 1162 00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:42,416 - Whatever else is happening in my life right now, 1163 00:59:42,483 --> 00:59:46,020 I want you to know that I'm on your side. 1164 00:59:46,087 --> 00:59:48,923 - Well, since you brought it up, 1165 00:59:48,989 --> 00:59:53,060 my parents are pretty anxious to meet my boyfriend, 1166 00:59:53,127 --> 00:59:54,328 baby daddy. 1167 00:59:55,763 --> 00:59:59,433 - Oh, they, they still think that I'm... 1168 00:59:59,500 --> 01:00:01,168 - It would only be this once. 1169 01:00:01,235 --> 01:00:03,771 I am going to tell them soon. 1170 01:00:05,372 --> 01:00:06,474 - Okay. 1171 01:00:07,441 --> 01:00:09,110 - Yeah? - Yeah, okay. 1172 01:00:09,176 --> 01:00:10,311 - Thank you. 1173 01:00:11,278 --> 01:00:12,613 - Also, I know it was a chaotic time, 1174 01:00:12,680 --> 01:00:15,883 but I really am sorry for sort of, 1175 01:00:15,950 --> 01:00:18,619 sort of asking you to get an aborsh. 1176 01:00:18,686 --> 01:00:21,322 - Oh, that's, don't ever call it that. 1177 01:00:21,388 --> 01:00:23,057 - No, nope. 1178 01:00:23,124 --> 01:00:24,225 - And don't let anything like that slip 1179 01:00:24,291 --> 01:00:25,426 when you're with my parents. 1180 01:00:25,493 --> 01:00:27,628 - No, I'm a parents' wet dream, honestly. 1181 01:00:27,695 --> 01:00:28,796 - Oh. 1182 01:00:31,866 --> 01:00:34,802 - I wanna know the sex of the baby. 1183 01:00:34,869 --> 01:00:37,572 - Didn't you want to be surprised? 1184 01:00:37,638 --> 01:00:39,473 You said you didn't want any gender specific clothes. 1185 01:00:39,541 --> 01:00:43,210 - I think I've had enough surprises for one pregnancy. 1186 01:00:44,178 --> 01:00:45,312 What is it? 1187 01:00:46,647 --> 01:00:50,084 - I'm happy to report you'll soon be proud parents 1188 01:00:50,151 --> 01:00:53,287 to a beautiful baby girl. 1189 01:01:02,663 --> 01:01:03,931 - I knew it. 1190 01:01:05,166 --> 01:01:06,400 That's crazy. 1191 01:01:10,004 --> 01:01:11,772 You didn't seem that excited. 1192 01:01:11,839 --> 01:01:14,041 - Of course I'm excited. 1193 01:01:14,108 --> 01:01:16,010 When the doctor said it was a girl, 1194 01:01:16,076 --> 01:01:19,446 I was really excited, I wanted to hug you. 1195 01:01:19,514 --> 01:01:21,782 And then I thought, no, don't, she won't want that. 1196 01:01:21,849 --> 01:01:23,350 It'll ruin the moment for her. 1197 01:01:23,417 --> 01:01:27,589 And realizing that, it kind of put a damper on things for me. 1198 01:01:27,656 --> 01:01:30,491 - That all went through your head in like, two seconds? 1199 01:01:31,792 --> 01:01:32,927 - Yeah. 1200 01:01:33,894 --> 01:01:35,597 I'm sorry, it's dumb. 1201 01:01:35,664 --> 01:01:38,032 And I didn't need to tell you. 1202 01:01:38,098 --> 01:01:40,234 - No, I understand. 1203 01:01:43,605 --> 01:01:45,239 - Do you, though? 1204 01:01:46,508 --> 01:01:47,908 - I think so. 1205 01:01:49,109 --> 01:01:50,844 - I'm not sure I do. 1206 01:01:57,184 --> 01:01:58,719 I'm not sure why we're doing this version 1207 01:01:58,786 --> 01:02:00,788 where I ruin the special moment 1208 01:02:00,854 --> 01:02:03,457 and get all emo in the parking lot. 1209 01:02:03,525 --> 01:02:04,892 I could, 'cause we could have it so much better. 1210 01:02:04,959 --> 01:02:06,126 We could. 1211 01:02:06,193 --> 01:02:10,565 When I saw that text from Kevin Winebar, 1212 01:02:10,632 --> 01:02:15,236 a name which is seared in my brain by the way, it sucked. 1213 01:02:15,302 --> 01:02:16,538 But I can get past it. 1214 01:02:16,605 --> 01:02:17,738 I know it's not the same. 1215 01:02:17,805 --> 01:02:19,073 I know what we have with Jenny 1216 01:02:19,139 --> 01:02:21,809 is more permanent and complicated, I know. 1217 01:02:21,875 --> 01:02:24,411 Don't you think if we try, if we really try, 1218 01:02:24,478 --> 01:02:25,813 we could get past it too? 1219 01:02:25,879 --> 01:02:27,248 - No, I-- 1220 01:02:27,314 --> 01:02:28,482 - Why? 1221 01:02:28,550 --> 01:02:30,619 - Because it makes me feel pathetic. 1222 01:02:30,685 --> 01:02:31,620 - Pathetic? 1223 01:02:31,686 --> 01:02:33,655 - Yeah, I feel fucking pathetic. 1224 01:02:33,722 --> 01:02:36,658 For you, yeah, it's not that bad, you know? 1225 01:02:36,725 --> 01:02:39,093 You knocked up two hot babes. 1226 01:02:39,159 --> 01:02:40,928 You know that every guy that finds that out 1227 01:02:40,995 --> 01:02:42,263 for the rest of your life is gonna be like, 1228 01:02:42,329 --> 01:02:44,098 "Damn, that Connor, what a fucking stud." 1229 01:02:44,164 --> 01:02:45,332 And then for me, of course they're thinking. 1230 01:02:45,399 --> 01:02:47,501 "Shit, her dude knocked up another girl 1231 01:02:47,569 --> 01:02:50,104 at the exact same time and she's gonna take him back? 1232 01:02:50,170 --> 01:02:52,172 How weak is that, how desperate is she? 1233 01:02:52,239 --> 01:02:53,474 How pathetic is she, how--" 1234 01:02:53,541 --> 01:02:56,611 No, thank you, you know? It's just... 1235 01:02:59,413 --> 01:03:00,682 - Sure was a lot in there 1236 01:03:00,749 --> 01:03:02,182 about what other people think. 1237 01:03:02,249 --> 01:03:03,784 - It's what I think. 1238 01:03:06,688 --> 01:03:10,024 It's not about getting past something. 1239 01:03:12,059 --> 01:03:13,294 It's about a new reality. 1240 01:03:13,360 --> 01:03:15,396 One that I don't want. 1241 01:03:18,866 --> 01:03:20,968 And I'm sorry, it's dumb. 1242 01:03:21,035 --> 01:03:23,404 And I didn't need to tell you. 1243 01:03:28,108 --> 01:03:33,480 - I'm not sure I've ever heard you say "I'm sorry" before. 1244 01:03:33,548 --> 01:03:36,150 - And you never will again. 1245 01:03:37,284 --> 01:03:39,086 - I'm glad you're having a girl. 1246 01:03:44,058 --> 01:03:48,095 Maybe Alice is back in the mix for a name. 1247 01:03:49,564 --> 01:03:51,733 Maybe? Maybe. 1248 01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:53,167 Maybe? 1249 01:03:53,233 --> 01:03:54,101 Maybe. 1250 01:03:54,168 --> 01:03:56,337 - Maybe for you and Jenny. 1251 01:04:05,479 --> 01:04:06,748 - Is this a weird hug? 1252 01:04:06,815 --> 01:04:09,684 - If you have to ask, then yes, it's a weird hug. 1253 01:04:09,751 --> 01:04:10,951 - Thought so. 1254 01:04:12,152 --> 01:04:13,655 I don't hate it. 1255 01:04:15,557 --> 01:04:17,659 - Hi, everybody, I'm Greg. 1256 01:04:17,726 --> 01:04:22,863 Olivia and I have been physical life partners for... 1257 01:04:24,898 --> 01:04:27,836 - ...sssssix years. 1258 01:04:27,901 --> 01:04:29,503 - We're technically divorced, yeah. 1259 01:04:29,571 --> 01:04:32,439 We don't know the gender of the child yet, 1260 01:04:32,507 --> 01:04:34,843 but we do know that gender is a lie. 1261 01:04:34,908 --> 01:04:36,276 Did we talk about the conception? 1262 01:04:36,343 --> 01:04:37,612 - I don't think we talked about the conception. 1263 01:04:37,679 --> 01:04:40,147 - But we can talk about it. - We're past that now. 1264 01:04:40,214 --> 01:04:41,348 - That pretty much sums it up. 1265 01:04:41,415 --> 01:04:42,517 - The name. - The name. 1266 01:04:42,584 --> 01:04:44,952 - The name is gonna be Elon. 1267 01:04:45,018 --> 01:04:48,188 - Thank you, Greg, very creative. 1268 01:04:48,255 --> 01:04:50,357 - Namaste. - Okay. 1269 01:04:50,424 --> 01:04:52,226 How about you guys? 1270 01:04:52,292 --> 01:04:56,130 - Hi, I'm Jenny, this is Connor. 1271 01:04:56,196 --> 01:04:58,867 We're not married either, 1272 01:04:58,932 --> 01:05:03,370 but we haven't even really been together very long. 1273 01:05:03,437 --> 01:05:05,874 But we're optimistic. 1274 01:05:06,841 --> 01:05:11,880 Yeah, we are together in our dedication 1275 01:05:11,945 --> 01:05:14,883 in bringing this baby into the best possible 1276 01:05:14,948 --> 01:05:16,950 situation that we can. 1277 01:05:17,017 --> 01:05:18,485 - Thank you for sharing. 1278 01:05:18,553 --> 01:05:22,389 What a lovely sentiment from a lovely person. 1279 01:05:22,456 --> 01:05:24,559 - Hi. - Whoa, hi. 1280 01:05:24,626 --> 01:05:26,528 Cool place to stand. 1281 01:05:27,461 --> 01:05:28,996 - Dumb question. 1282 01:05:29,062 --> 01:05:33,000 You and Jenny aren't like, banging or anything, right? 1283 01:05:33,066 --> 01:05:35,235 - You're right. That is a dumb question. 1284 01:05:35,302 --> 01:05:36,538 Why would you think that? 1285 01:05:36,604 --> 01:05:38,238 - I don't know, the fact that you guys 1286 01:05:38,305 --> 01:05:39,741 had already signed up for this class 1287 01:05:39,808 --> 01:05:43,511 and all the stuff that she said about you guys in there. 1288 01:05:43,578 --> 01:05:45,078 - Are you naming our kid Elon? 1289 01:05:45,145 --> 01:05:48,348 - So, there's nothing happening at all, right? 1290 01:05:48,415 --> 01:05:49,584 - No. 1291 01:05:52,152 --> 01:05:55,523 - Wait, it's so nice to finally meet you, Connor. 1292 01:05:55,590 --> 01:05:58,292 If I'm being honest, I'd been a tad bit worried 1293 01:05:58,358 --> 01:06:01,094 when I heard about Jenny's situation, 1294 01:06:01,161 --> 01:06:04,933 but I'm just, I'm so relieved that she has a man 1295 01:06:04,998 --> 01:06:06,935 who can take care of her. 1296 01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:10,772 - Well, we're taking care of each other. 1297 01:06:10,839 --> 01:06:13,040 - I guess it's good that we didn't meet too soon, 1298 01:06:13,106 --> 01:06:17,377 you know, right after the unexpected news, but... 1299 01:06:18,680 --> 01:06:20,214 - Oh, okay, excuse me. 1300 01:06:20,280 --> 01:06:22,717 You know what would would be fun? 1301 01:06:22,784 --> 01:06:24,384 Do you remember the little videos 1302 01:06:24,451 --> 01:06:27,054 that you used to make? Connor. - Oh, no, no. 1303 01:06:27,120 --> 01:06:28,455 - We had a little Elizabeth Taylor over here. 1304 01:06:28,523 --> 01:06:29,724 A star! - Wait a minute. 1305 01:06:29,791 --> 01:06:31,124 - Do you have to bring this up ever again? 1306 01:06:31,191 --> 01:06:32,594 - Let's get 'em. - No, she was adorable. 1307 01:06:32,660 --> 01:06:33,828 - Let's get 'em. - You never never seen 1308 01:06:33,895 --> 01:06:34,995 anything cuter. - What about it, Connor? 1309 01:06:35,062 --> 01:06:36,063 You wanna see my little Cookie back then? 1310 01:06:36,129 --> 01:06:37,799 - I'm mean, if, if Jenny wants to. 1311 01:06:37,866 --> 01:06:39,901 - No, guys, guys, please stop. 1312 01:06:39,968 --> 01:06:41,068 Guys, absolutely not. 1313 01:06:43,972 --> 01:06:46,641 Please, can we please not do this, genuinely? 1314 01:06:46,708 --> 01:06:47,909 - Jenny, you're in the way, move. 1315 01:06:47,976 --> 01:06:50,344 - This is so embarrassing, stop. Please, mom. 1316 01:06:50,410 --> 01:06:51,779 - She's flying. 1317 01:06:51,846 --> 01:06:53,581 Look, I made those little wings, can you believe it? 1318 01:06:53,648 --> 01:06:54,816 - They're really nice. - Adorable. 1319 01:06:54,883 --> 01:06:57,585 - She's so cute. Honey, remember this? 1320 01:06:57,652 --> 01:06:59,821 Okay, she became obsessed with weddings 1321 01:06:59,888 --> 01:07:00,922 and she wanted to be a bride. 1322 01:07:00,989 --> 01:07:01,990 Remember that? 1323 01:07:02,055 --> 01:07:03,490 She saw our wedding video. - Yeah. 1324 01:07:03,558 --> 01:07:05,425 - Oh, she was so cute. - ...going to get married! 1325 01:07:05,492 --> 01:07:06,661 It's a miracle! 1326 01:07:06,728 --> 01:07:08,028 - I think she was gonna marry her teddy bear. 1327 01:07:08,095 --> 01:07:10,130 - Do you remember when they married a Ken doll? 1328 01:07:10,197 --> 01:07:11,533 - Okay, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 1329 01:07:11,599 --> 01:07:14,034 - And Ashley Martin's cat. - Wow. 1330 01:07:16,971 --> 01:07:18,138 Look at her. 1331 01:07:19,239 --> 01:07:20,575 - Oh, such a sweety. 1332 01:07:20,642 --> 01:07:24,012 - ...would wanna marry my best friend. 1333 01:07:24,077 --> 01:07:27,949 You know about arranged marriages and stuff? 1334 01:07:30,083 --> 01:07:33,420 I've been thinking about people in India, in Japan, 1335 01:07:33,487 --> 01:07:38,726 and they couldn't be any less happy than people here, right? 1336 01:07:40,427 --> 01:07:42,462 Maybe even more happy. 1337 01:07:44,164 --> 01:07:45,733 And why is that? 1338 01:07:48,101 --> 01:07:51,739 Maybe love is just commitment. 1339 01:07:55,342 --> 01:07:58,478 - I don't think that's all love is. 1340 01:08:24,973 --> 01:08:28,009 Jenny, I'm just here to support you. 1341 01:08:42,724 --> 01:08:44,959 I think maybe I should go. 1342 01:08:45,026 --> 01:08:47,095 - Can you just hold me? 1343 01:09:05,847 --> 01:09:08,783 I don't think I can do this alone. 1344 01:09:11,052 --> 01:09:12,386 - Jenny? 1345 01:09:22,030 --> 01:09:23,230 Jenny? 1346 01:09:34,441 --> 01:09:35,877 - Oh, shit. 1347 01:09:35,943 --> 01:09:37,645 - I thought you left last night. 1348 01:09:37,712 --> 01:09:39,814 - I fell asleep by accident. 1349 01:09:39,881 --> 01:09:41,549 I mean, I didn't even sleep that much. 1350 01:09:41,616 --> 01:09:43,250 It was very hard. 1351 01:09:43,316 --> 01:09:44,418 The floor. 1352 01:09:44,484 --> 01:09:45,653 - Mm-hmm. 1353 01:09:45,720 --> 01:09:48,823 Well, fool me twice, shame on me, I suppose. 1354 01:09:48,890 --> 01:09:51,059 She is already pregnant. 1355 01:09:51,993 --> 01:09:52,994 Coffee? 1356 01:09:53,061 --> 01:09:54,629 - I should really get going. 1357 01:09:54,696 --> 01:09:56,130 - You're the first boy to spend the night 1358 01:09:56,196 --> 01:09:58,132 in that room, Connor, all right? 1359 01:09:58,198 --> 01:10:01,636 Come on and have a cup of Joe with me. 1360 01:10:10,044 --> 01:10:11,145 - Cheers. 1361 01:10:11,211 --> 01:10:12,613 - Bad luck to cheers with coffee. 1362 01:10:12,680 --> 01:10:13,815 - Yep. 1363 01:10:16,984 --> 01:10:18,653 - I think you can understand 1364 01:10:18,720 --> 01:10:22,489 that this situation is difficult for me, can't you? 1365 01:10:22,557 --> 01:10:24,324 - Yes, sir, I do. 1366 01:10:24,391 --> 01:10:29,262 - We never imagined things would go like this for Jenny. 1367 01:10:29,329 --> 01:10:33,101 We always try to impart a certain set of values 1368 01:10:33,167 --> 01:10:35,002 in this house. 1369 01:10:35,069 --> 01:10:37,437 And that may seem a little outdated 1370 01:10:37,505 --> 01:10:40,108 to a young person like yourself. 1371 01:10:40,174 --> 01:10:41,308 But let me tell you, 1372 01:10:41,374 --> 01:10:45,980 it can lead to a mighty uncomplicated life. 1373 01:10:46,914 --> 01:10:49,684 And that's all we want for Jenny. 1374 01:10:50,651 --> 01:10:52,553 An uncomplicated life. 1375 01:10:53,688 --> 01:10:56,524 And now we're trusting you to provide it. 1376 01:10:56,591 --> 01:10:57,725 - Yes, sir. 1377 01:11:00,762 --> 01:11:03,197 - So, you're going to lay with your chest down 1378 01:11:03,263 --> 01:11:05,298 on the pillow like this. 1379 01:11:05,365 --> 01:11:08,202 And partners, you're going to put your hands on either side 1380 01:11:08,268 --> 01:11:11,304 of her hips, give her hips a good jiggle, 1381 01:11:11,371 --> 01:11:16,476 relaxes the pelvis, reset the nervous system... 1382 01:11:30,625 --> 01:11:33,928 - When are you gonna tell your parents the truth about us? 1383 01:11:34,896 --> 01:11:36,097 - Deathbed? 1384 01:11:37,565 --> 01:11:39,499 You know, it's just been so much better for me 1385 01:11:39,567 --> 01:11:41,334 since they met you. 1386 01:11:41,401 --> 01:11:42,904 It's like, they're excited about the baby 1387 01:11:42,970 --> 01:11:43,838 and they wanna help. 1388 01:11:43,905 --> 01:11:45,840 And it's made me feel like 1389 01:11:45,907 --> 01:11:49,243 this isn't the worst thing that's ever happened. 1390 01:11:49,309 --> 01:11:51,679 - That doesn't really answer my question. 1391 01:11:51,746 --> 01:11:54,682 - You gotta be fucking kidding me. 1392 01:11:55,650 --> 01:11:56,784 Ugh. 1393 01:11:58,286 --> 01:11:59,419 Hi. 1394 01:12:00,353 --> 01:12:01,255 Oh my God. 1395 01:12:01,321 --> 01:12:03,024 - Oh, fuck. - What? 1396 01:12:03,090 --> 01:12:04,592 - Oh my God. 1397 01:12:04,659 --> 01:12:07,195 Ah, Jesus Christ. - What's wrong? 1398 01:12:07,261 --> 01:12:08,529 Oh yeah, hemorrhoids. 1399 01:12:08,596 --> 01:12:09,362 You're gonna get those. 1400 01:12:09,429 --> 01:12:11,265 - That is just not okay. 1401 01:12:11,331 --> 01:12:14,135 Why is pregnancy so disgusting? 1402 01:12:14,202 --> 01:12:15,903 I've never been this disgusting. 1403 01:12:15,970 --> 01:12:17,404 Women shouldn't have to be subjected to this. 1404 01:12:17,470 --> 01:12:18,973 Men should have to get pregnant. 1405 01:12:19,040 --> 01:12:20,308 They're already gross. 1406 01:12:20,373 --> 01:12:22,143 - Surprise! - Surprise. 1407 01:12:22,210 --> 01:12:24,477 - Wow, thanks, everyone. 1408 01:12:24,545 --> 01:12:27,982 We did not see this coming at all. 1409 01:12:28,049 --> 01:12:30,251 - We didn't see that baby coming either. 1410 01:12:30,318 --> 01:12:31,986 Ha! 1411 01:12:32,053 --> 01:12:34,822 - It's true. You are gonna be like a gross, 1412 01:12:34,889 --> 01:12:37,325 disgusting freak probably for the rest of your life. 1413 01:12:37,390 --> 01:12:38,491 - Thank you. 1414 01:12:38,559 --> 01:12:40,761 - Yeah, welcome to parenthood. 1415 01:12:40,828 --> 01:12:42,997 But it's gonna be the most beautiful thing 1416 01:12:43,064 --> 01:12:45,066 that ever happened to you. 1417 01:12:45,132 --> 01:12:46,234 - When? 1418 01:12:48,002 --> 01:12:49,837 - Connor, Jenny tells me you do some volunteer work 1419 01:12:49,904 --> 01:12:51,272 with the Methodist church. 1420 01:12:51,339 --> 01:12:52,840 - Oh, she did? - Mm-hmm. 1421 01:12:52,907 --> 01:12:56,777 - Yeah. Well, I don't like to, to brag. 1422 01:12:56,844 --> 01:12:58,179 - Which church? 1423 01:12:58,246 --> 01:12:59,847 Peachtree, Central United? 1424 01:12:59,914 --> 01:13:01,448 - Yeah, both of those. 1425 01:13:01,515 --> 01:13:03,017 You know what, I would do 'em all if I could. 1426 01:13:03,084 --> 01:13:06,520 I just, I love, I love the Methodists 1427 01:13:06,587 --> 01:13:08,022 and they're... 1428 01:13:08,089 --> 01:13:09,290 - They're Methodist. - Bingo. 1429 01:13:09,357 --> 01:13:10,490 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1430 01:13:10,558 --> 01:13:12,293 - I heard the pastor at Peachtree got fired 1431 01:13:12,360 --> 01:13:16,697 for using the collection funds to fund his liposuction. 1432 01:13:16,764 --> 01:13:18,032 - No. - Girl. 1433 01:13:18,099 --> 01:13:19,533 - Yes. 1434 01:13:19,600 --> 01:13:20,801 - I don't really, 1435 01:13:20,868 --> 01:13:22,270 I don't know about that. 1436 01:13:22,336 --> 01:13:25,539 You know, I don't like to spread rumors, so. 1437 01:13:25,606 --> 01:13:27,308 - Right, right. - Yeah. 1438 01:13:27,375 --> 01:13:30,144 - The only gos he spreads is the gospel. 1439 01:13:30,211 --> 01:13:32,647 Can I get an Amen, saints? 1440 01:13:32,713 --> 01:13:34,382 - Do you want my advice? 1441 01:13:34,447 --> 01:13:35,650 - Mommy! 1442 01:13:37,285 --> 01:13:38,485 Mommy! 1443 01:13:38,552 --> 01:13:40,487 - Enjoy the silence. 1444 01:13:40,554 --> 01:13:41,656 What is it, honey? 1445 01:13:41,722 --> 01:13:43,658 - I just wiped Grace's butt! 1446 01:13:58,306 --> 01:14:00,408 - Hi, hi, everyone. 1447 01:14:00,473 --> 01:14:01,776 I'm Connor. 1448 01:14:05,146 --> 01:14:07,748 Dalai Lama sucks. 1449 01:14:07,815 --> 01:14:10,918 Or a heart that's afraid to break 1450 01:14:10,985 --> 01:14:13,254 is a heart that's never used. 1451 01:14:13,321 --> 01:14:14,989 Thanks for throwing this for us. 1452 01:14:15,056 --> 01:14:17,525 Definitely never forget it. 1453 01:14:18,559 --> 01:14:19,327 - Welcome to the family. 1454 01:14:19,393 --> 01:14:21,996 - Oh, thank you, sir. 1455 01:14:22,063 --> 01:14:24,298 Very kind of you to say. 1456 01:14:26,400 --> 01:14:29,270 - Well, we will let you two say goodbye. 1457 01:14:29,337 --> 01:14:30,470 - Yeah. 1458 01:14:38,579 --> 01:14:39,847 - We have got to tell him. 1459 01:14:39,914 --> 01:14:41,349 - I know, I know. 1460 01:14:41,415 --> 01:14:45,353 Just, when the time's right, okay? 1461 01:14:48,589 --> 01:14:49,991 - I'll see you. 1462 01:14:54,762 --> 01:14:59,934 - You know, it was a pretty solid party, like objectively. 1463 01:15:00,868 --> 01:15:03,371 It's got cornbread, reppressed sexual energy. 1464 01:15:03,437 --> 01:15:06,340 I don't really need anything else. 1465 01:15:08,042 --> 01:15:12,813 Hey, come on, man, you could do a lot worse than this. 1466 01:15:12,880 --> 01:15:15,649 Seriously, it's not that bad. 1467 01:15:15,716 --> 01:15:18,386 Matt's mom is a flat-Earther. 1468 01:15:18,452 --> 01:15:20,888 I said I wanted to travel around the globe, 1469 01:15:20,955 --> 01:15:22,957 we got in a huge fucking argument. 1470 01:16:22,950 --> 01:16:25,286 - No fucking way. That's the wrong screw again? 1471 01:17:22,076 --> 01:17:24,011 - Oh my God. Thank you so much. 1472 01:17:24,078 --> 01:17:25,346 - Yeah, no problem. 1473 01:17:25,412 --> 01:17:26,680 - What kind of high school senior gets chicken pox? 1474 01:17:26,747 --> 01:17:29,350 - Nobody gets chicken pox, she's a liar. 1475 01:17:29,416 --> 01:17:30,751 - She's dead to us. 1476 01:17:30,818 --> 01:17:32,419 Okay, there's leftover pasta in the fridge. 1477 01:17:32,486 --> 01:17:34,688 He likes it with salt, butter and salt from the salt shaker. 1478 01:17:34,755 --> 01:17:36,558 But listen, not from the salt dish, okay? 1479 01:17:36,625 --> 01:17:37,592 - Okay, got it, yes. 1480 01:17:37,658 --> 01:17:38,993 - I'm gonna text you from the car. 1481 01:17:39,059 --> 01:17:40,694 - I will be fine. I'm ready to get some practice. 1482 01:17:40,761 --> 01:17:41,862 Go, you're already late. 1483 01:17:41,929 --> 01:17:43,931 - We love you, Grace. We love you, Milo. 1484 01:17:43,998 --> 01:17:46,568 - Bye. - Be nice to Aunt Livvy. 1485 01:17:51,438 --> 01:17:52,773 - Three eights. 1486 01:17:52,840 --> 01:17:54,375 Uh oh, careful. 1487 01:17:54,441 --> 01:17:56,243 - I have to do two. 1488 01:17:57,344 --> 01:17:59,614 - Thanks for not having anything better to do. 1489 01:17:59,680 --> 01:18:02,483 - We make a good team, remember? 1490 01:18:03,918 --> 01:18:04,852 - Here you go. 1491 01:18:04,919 --> 01:18:06,086 - I don't have blues or eights. 1492 01:18:06,153 --> 01:18:08,623 - Here, pumpkin. - You don't have any blues? 1493 01:18:08,689 --> 01:18:10,858 Oh, you shouldn't have told me that. 1494 01:18:17,131 --> 01:18:19,967 - I'm gonna put down yellow five. 1495 01:18:20,034 --> 01:18:21,302 - My turn. 1496 01:18:21,368 --> 01:18:24,838 - So, did I put down a six or did you? 1497 01:18:24,905 --> 01:18:26,641 - I did. - So, it's my turn? 1498 01:18:26,707 --> 01:18:29,076 So I can put down a red six? 1499 01:18:29,143 --> 01:18:31,478 - I know that, face up. - Face up. 1500 01:18:31,546 --> 01:18:32,479 Like that? 1501 01:18:32,547 --> 01:18:34,848 What about if I play... 1502 01:18:34,915 --> 01:18:36,283 - Yeah, that's fine. 1503 01:18:36,350 --> 01:18:38,419 - Oh, you didn't see that coming, did you? 1504 01:18:38,485 --> 01:18:40,421 - Kids, it's time for bed. 1505 01:18:47,995 --> 01:18:51,498 Looks like you were a huge hit at that baby shower. 1506 01:18:51,566 --> 01:18:52,701 - Oh. 1507 01:18:53,668 --> 01:18:55,769 I wouldn't say a hit. 1508 01:18:55,836 --> 01:18:57,171 - I straight up asked you if you and Jenny 1509 01:18:57,238 --> 01:18:58,339 were together. - We're not together. 1510 01:18:58,405 --> 01:18:59,608 - And you said that you-- - I promise. 1511 01:18:59,674 --> 01:19:00,808 - Then what was that? 1512 01:19:00,874 --> 01:19:02,209 - I said I was with her, I wanted to help 1513 01:19:02,276 --> 01:19:04,178 and it got outta hand and she's not helping me out. 1514 01:19:04,245 --> 01:19:06,013 - What? 1515 01:19:06,080 --> 01:19:07,848 - I was afraid you'd be mad. 1516 01:19:07,915 --> 01:19:09,718 - Well, at least you get me. 1517 01:19:10,685 --> 01:19:11,752 - Hey. 1518 01:19:13,087 --> 01:19:14,288 She's just waiting for the right time 1519 01:19:14,355 --> 01:19:15,356 to tell them we broke up. 1520 01:19:15,422 --> 01:19:17,057 - You honestly believe that? - Yeah. 1521 01:19:17,124 --> 01:19:19,026 - Really? - Yeah. 1522 01:19:19,093 --> 01:19:20,794 - Okay, well, you've clearly never had an affair 1523 01:19:20,861 --> 01:19:22,463 with a married person before. 1524 01:19:22,530 --> 01:19:25,366 The longer you do this, the easier it is for you guys 1525 01:19:25,432 --> 01:19:26,867 to just end up together. 1526 01:19:26,934 --> 01:19:28,637 - It's not what she wants. - Why wouldn't she want that? 1527 01:19:28,703 --> 01:19:30,504 - You tell me! - What do you mean? 1528 01:19:30,572 --> 01:19:31,706 - You're in the exact same position as her, 1529 01:19:31,772 --> 01:19:33,007 you can't ever stop telling me how much-- 1530 01:19:33,073 --> 01:19:34,174 - Okay, we should be quiet. - You don't wanna 1531 01:19:34,241 --> 01:19:36,477 get back together. - The kids are sleeping! 1532 01:19:47,288 --> 01:19:49,758 - Here's the thing, though. 1533 01:19:52,026 --> 01:19:55,496 You can't tell me what to do with Jenny. 1534 01:19:56,531 --> 01:20:00,234 And not because I'm not making obvious mistakes 1535 01:20:00,301 --> 01:20:03,638 and enabling her and leading her on. 1536 01:20:03,705 --> 01:20:04,972 I don't know, I hope not. 1537 01:20:05,039 --> 01:20:08,643 But, but because that's not your role anymore. 1538 01:20:10,044 --> 01:20:12,413 You didn't want it to be. 1539 01:20:12,479 --> 01:20:14,549 - That's not what, I... 1540 01:20:14,616 --> 01:20:18,185 I think about us getting back together all the time. 1541 01:20:19,219 --> 01:20:21,756 I wish it was as easy as you say it is. 1542 01:20:21,822 --> 01:20:23,324 I just, it's hard. 1543 01:20:23,390 --> 01:20:27,828 I know that I'm the one making it harder in a lot of ways. 1544 01:20:27,895 --> 01:20:31,298 And it's not because I don't care, I... 1545 01:20:38,172 --> 01:20:40,809 - Oh. - Maya, Roger, hi. 1546 01:20:40,874 --> 01:20:43,110 Hi, how was night? 1547 01:20:43,177 --> 01:20:44,845 - Connor, hi. 1548 01:20:44,912 --> 01:20:46,313 - Thank you, Connor, for your help. 1549 01:20:46,380 --> 01:20:47,848 - Mm-hmm, yeah. - And your assistance. 1550 01:20:47,915 --> 01:20:49,551 - Of course. - Yeah. 1551 01:20:51,251 --> 01:20:52,486 - Okay, bye. 1552 01:20:53,420 --> 01:20:55,523 Bye, guys. Sorry. 1553 01:20:55,590 --> 01:20:57,291 - He was helping me. 1554 01:20:57,358 --> 01:21:00,127 - Were they K-I-S-S-I-N-G? 1555 01:21:13,708 --> 01:21:14,809 - I mean, you got it, right? 1556 01:21:14,875 --> 01:21:18,379 You got what I was trying to say,... 1557 01:21:20,881 --> 01:21:21,949 Right? 1558 01:21:25,119 --> 01:21:26,821 Think you got it? 1559 01:21:33,293 --> 01:21:34,428 - Oh, hello-- 1560 01:21:34,495 --> 01:21:36,063 What the fuck is that? 1561 01:21:36,130 --> 01:21:37,498 - What the fuck, you? 1562 01:21:37,565 --> 01:21:39,567 - Why are you still pregnant? 1563 01:21:39,634 --> 01:21:42,069 - Hmm, changed my mind. 1564 01:21:42,136 --> 01:21:43,404 What's your vibe? 1565 01:21:43,470 --> 01:21:44,773 Fucking relax, dude, what do you care? 1566 01:21:44,839 --> 01:21:46,574 - You said you were going to get it taken care of. 1567 01:21:46,641 --> 01:21:50,344 I texted you to see how it went, and you said, "Fine." 1568 01:21:50,411 --> 01:21:52,913 - Yeah, it did go fine. 1569 01:21:52,980 --> 01:21:54,783 I wanted to keep it. 1570 01:21:57,786 --> 01:21:58,853 What? 1571 01:22:01,355 --> 01:22:03,758 - Um... - What? 1572 01:22:03,825 --> 01:22:06,260 - I never got a vasectomy. 1573 01:22:06,326 --> 01:22:09,930 I never got one. Never had it. 1574 01:22:09,997 --> 01:22:14,935 - You told me that you had a vasectomy. 1575 01:22:15,002 --> 01:22:16,704 - I did, I know I did, 1576 01:22:16,771 --> 01:22:18,439 and I lied about that because, I don't know, 1577 01:22:18,506 --> 01:22:20,708 I thought that like, it would make it seem to you 1578 01:22:20,775 --> 01:22:24,378 like it was less serious with my wife. 1579 01:22:24,445 --> 01:22:25,547 So I-- 1580 01:22:25,613 --> 01:22:29,049 - "Less serious with your wife?" 1581 01:22:29,116 --> 01:22:31,051 - You said you were on the pill. 1582 01:22:31,118 --> 01:22:32,453 - Mm-hmm. - You said that. 1583 01:22:32,520 --> 01:22:33,788 - I'm gonna fucking kill you. 1584 01:22:33,855 --> 01:22:35,623 You fucking asshole! - Hey, don't hit me, please. 1585 01:22:35,690 --> 01:22:36,558 - Less serious with your wife?! 1586 01:22:36,624 --> 01:22:37,958 - Chill, stop, stop. 1587 01:22:38,025 --> 01:22:39,993 Calm down, calm down, okay? 1588 01:22:43,698 --> 01:22:45,800 That's not good for the baby. 1589 01:22:50,538 --> 01:22:51,539 You okay? 1590 01:22:55,209 --> 01:22:57,712 Whose did you think it was? 1591 01:22:57,779 --> 01:22:59,747 It might not be mine, right? 1592 01:23:01,448 --> 01:23:02,884 - You piece of shit! 1593 01:23:02,951 --> 01:23:05,219 Oh my God, I just Googled prenatal paternity testing. 1594 01:23:05,285 --> 01:23:08,322 My life is officially hot fucking garbage. 1595 01:23:10,457 --> 01:23:11,826 Are you crying? 1596 01:23:11,893 --> 01:23:14,094 - Please don't tell my wife, okay, please? 1597 01:23:14,161 --> 01:23:15,996 - It's not possible for me to wanna talk to your wife 1598 01:23:16,063 --> 01:23:18,833 any less than I already do. 1599 01:23:18,900 --> 01:23:22,570 Okay, here's one, 99% accurate results in under a week. 1600 01:23:22,637 --> 01:23:25,172 - Great, good, thank you, I will take care of it. 1601 01:23:25,239 --> 01:23:26,240 - All right, it's $1,600. 1602 01:23:26,306 --> 01:23:28,342 - 1,600? - Kevin! 1603 01:23:28,408 --> 01:23:31,746 - That's fine, it's fine, I got it. 1604 01:23:31,813 --> 01:23:34,682 - And they say chivalry is dead. 1605 01:23:36,751 --> 01:23:38,853 - I got too many kids already. 1606 01:23:38,920 --> 01:23:40,053 - Kevin. 1607 01:23:41,421 --> 01:23:44,859 - Can't believe it's almost time. 1608 01:23:44,926 --> 01:23:48,028 A kid is so permanent, you know? 1609 01:23:48,095 --> 01:23:51,465 We'll never not have a kid ever again. 1610 01:23:56,938 --> 01:24:01,809 Hey, do you wanna talk about the other night? 1611 01:24:06,948 --> 01:24:08,883 - Do you ever consider that I may not be 1612 01:24:08,950 --> 01:24:10,552 what's best for you? 1613 01:24:12,854 --> 01:24:14,789 That I just keep hurting you? 1614 01:24:14,856 --> 01:24:18,392 - Whoa, where's this coming from? 1615 01:24:19,694 --> 01:24:23,397 - I'm brash, I'm selfish. 1616 01:24:24,364 --> 01:24:26,634 I'm always in a bad mood. 1617 01:24:28,636 --> 01:24:30,638 I'm a lifetime fuck-up 1618 01:24:30,705 --> 01:24:34,374 trying to convince the world that I'm not. 1619 01:24:35,643 --> 01:24:37,845 Why would you want that? 1620 01:24:47,822 --> 01:24:51,124 - You are so smart, 1621 01:24:54,428 --> 01:24:58,198 and funny, and beautiful, 1622 01:25:00,334 --> 01:25:02,670 and undoubtedly gonna own your own restaurant one day, 1623 01:25:02,737 --> 01:25:05,840 because if there's one thing I know, 1624 01:25:05,907 --> 01:25:09,611 you always find a way to be the boss. 1625 01:25:09,677 --> 01:25:10,945 - I am bossy. 1626 01:25:17,885 --> 01:25:20,187 - Olivia, all my life, I've felt like I was-- 1627 01:25:23,457 --> 01:25:26,126 What? You okay? - Ahh. 1628 01:25:28,161 --> 01:25:30,064 - Oh, shit! 1629 01:25:32,265 --> 01:25:35,435 - Okay, where do you fall on this scale? 1630 01:25:35,502 --> 01:25:39,073 - Hmm, you know, I'm... - Hmm? 1631 01:25:40,273 --> 01:25:42,610 - I wouldn't say it's a full smile. 1632 01:25:42,677 --> 01:25:43,878 - Okay, when they ask though, say, 1633 01:25:43,945 --> 01:25:47,015 because the epidural will be ready faster. 1634 01:25:47,081 --> 01:25:48,281 - Like that? 1635 01:25:48,348 --> 01:25:50,118 - No, like, yeah, that's good. 1636 01:25:50,183 --> 01:25:51,552 Like, mm. 1637 01:25:53,286 --> 01:25:56,824 I gotta have da epidural. 1638 01:25:57,859 --> 01:25:59,393 - Can I just tell them that I'm in pain? 1639 01:25:59,459 --> 01:26:01,129 - Yes, but also make the face. 1640 01:26:01,228 --> 01:26:02,964 Should I just put a question mark here or? 1641 01:26:03,031 --> 01:26:04,799 - It's not funny, dude. 1642 01:26:04,866 --> 01:26:06,199 - Did you tell him? 1643 01:26:06,266 --> 01:26:09,169 - No, and I'm hoping that there's nothing to tell. 1644 01:26:11,204 --> 01:26:13,608 Keep your fingers crossed. 1645 01:26:19,981 --> 01:26:21,983 - She's still only four centimeters. 1646 01:26:22,050 --> 01:26:23,985 - Can I go in? - Sure. 1647 01:26:24,052 --> 01:26:25,987 - Hey. - Hey. 1648 01:26:26,054 --> 01:26:31,224 - Not to brag, but that nurse and I just got to third base. 1649 01:26:32,160 --> 01:26:36,631 She's zero centimeters dilated if you were curious. 1650 01:26:40,568 --> 01:26:43,104 - Do you remember how we first met? 1651 01:26:43,171 --> 01:26:45,106 - When you got hired-- - No, no, no, 1652 01:26:45,173 --> 01:26:46,507 just before that. 1653 01:26:46,574 --> 01:26:49,677 Your old manager had that party and Greg brought me, 1654 01:26:49,744 --> 01:26:52,947 and you and I were waiting in line for the bathroom, 1655 01:26:53,014 --> 01:26:54,448 making small talk. 1656 01:26:54,515 --> 01:26:56,784 And then the frat bro came over, started hitting on you. 1657 01:26:56,851 --> 01:26:58,186 - Yeah, as frat guys do. 1658 01:26:58,251 --> 01:27:00,454 - Yeah, yeah, and he asked who you knew at the party, 1659 01:27:00,521 --> 01:27:04,025 and you pointed at me and said we were childhood friends. 1660 01:27:04,092 --> 01:27:07,028 And he looked kind of suspicious. 1661 01:27:07,095 --> 01:27:08,529 So, I said, okay, well, on three, 1662 01:27:08,596 --> 01:27:10,698 let's say the person our high school is named after. 1663 01:27:10,765 --> 01:27:13,366 And I counted down and said, "Thomas Jefferson." 1664 01:27:13,433 --> 01:27:14,869 And you counted down and said, said-- 1665 01:27:14,936 --> 01:27:16,971 - "Saddam Hussein." 1666 01:27:17,038 --> 01:27:19,473 - Which made me laugh so much. 1667 01:27:19,540 --> 01:27:22,210 And you just kept doing more and more ridiculous answers 1668 01:27:22,275 --> 01:27:25,546 about our favorite teacher, and our first pet, 1669 01:27:25,613 --> 01:27:26,814 and I can't remember, 1670 01:27:26,881 --> 01:27:28,315 but it was honestly the most charming thing 1671 01:27:28,381 --> 01:27:29,984 I've ever seen in my life. 1672 01:27:30,051 --> 01:27:31,152 - Wow. 1673 01:27:33,221 --> 01:27:35,489 I tried to introduce you to Greg that night. 1674 01:27:35,556 --> 01:27:36,724 - Yes. 1675 01:27:36,791 --> 01:27:38,226 Yes, because you didn't know he brought me 1676 01:27:38,291 --> 01:27:40,995 and you thought we'd vibe, which, you know, props to you. 1677 01:27:41,062 --> 01:27:42,163 Very astute. 1678 01:27:42,230 --> 01:27:44,232 - I may have thought you were gay. 1679 01:27:44,297 --> 01:27:45,398 - Huh. 1680 01:27:45,465 --> 01:27:47,168 - Still on the fence. 1681 01:27:47,235 --> 01:27:49,937 - I take that as a compliment. 1682 01:28:11,458 --> 01:28:15,563 One day, I wanna tell our daughter 1683 01:28:15,630 --> 01:28:17,497 the story of how we met. 1684 01:28:22,003 --> 01:28:23,671 - I hope you do. 1685 01:28:27,374 --> 01:28:28,910 - I could have swore that these things 1686 01:28:28,976 --> 01:28:30,144 are like, 40 minutes, tops. 1687 01:28:30,211 --> 01:28:31,813 - Oh, I'm sorry, are you bored? 1688 01:28:31,879 --> 01:28:33,614 Because I've literally never been more uncomfortable 1689 01:28:33,681 --> 01:28:34,816 in my entire life. 1690 01:28:34,882 --> 01:28:37,317 - Okay, but this is the longest recorded 1691 01:28:37,384 --> 01:28:38,653 delivery in human history, right? 1692 01:28:38,719 --> 01:28:40,254 - She just got here yesterday. 1693 01:28:40,320 --> 01:28:41,823 - Okay, so... 1694 01:28:41,889 --> 01:28:43,925 - No. - No, obviously. 1695 01:28:44,892 --> 01:28:46,426 I'm just checking. 1696 01:28:55,335 --> 01:28:56,436 - Hi, there. 1697 01:28:57,238 --> 01:28:58,438 - It's happening. 1698 01:28:58,506 --> 01:29:00,373 I just got admitted. 1699 01:29:02,243 --> 01:29:03,443 - What? 1700 01:29:03,511 --> 01:29:04,712 You're here? 1701 01:29:05,646 --> 01:29:08,381 Now? I mean, there? 1702 01:29:08,448 --> 01:29:10,518 - Yeah, sorry, I would've called you earlier, 1703 01:29:10,585 --> 01:29:13,321 but my water hadn't broken yet and I thought it was, 1704 01:29:13,386 --> 01:29:14,522 you know, a false alarm. 1705 01:29:14,589 --> 01:29:16,123 - No, no, of course. 1706 01:29:16,190 --> 01:29:20,695 Where exactly are you in the hospital? 1707 01:29:20,761 --> 01:29:22,462 - Labor and delivery. 1708 01:29:22,530 --> 01:29:24,799 I'm not giving birth in the cafeteria, Connor. 1709 01:29:24,866 --> 01:29:26,300 Thanks, Ma. - I'm sorry. 1710 01:29:26,366 --> 01:29:27,535 - But if you're confused, 1711 01:29:27,602 --> 01:29:30,638 I'm sure someone could show you where... 1712 01:29:31,606 --> 01:29:35,343 - Okay. - Why are you here already? 1713 01:29:35,408 --> 01:29:38,212 - Do you know if I could get a good kombucha around here? 1714 01:29:38,279 --> 01:29:40,047 - Greg? 1715 01:29:40,114 --> 01:29:41,381 - Hi, what's up? 1716 01:29:41,448 --> 01:29:42,650 - Hi. - Hey. 1717 01:29:42,717 --> 01:29:43,784 - I think we should probably get going 1718 01:29:43,851 --> 01:29:45,219 to my room now, dad, right? 1719 01:29:45,286 --> 01:29:47,955 - Yeah, let's go get settled. 1720 01:29:48,022 --> 01:29:49,389 Shall we? - Dad, dad, dad, just. 1721 01:29:49,456 --> 01:29:50,958 - Paul, Paul? - Leave these people alone. 1722 01:29:51,025 --> 01:29:53,060 Dad? Dad! 1723 01:29:53,127 --> 01:29:54,762 - Paul, Paul. - No, no. 1724 01:29:54,829 --> 01:29:57,632 - Can we help you? - So, this is Olivia. 1725 01:29:57,698 --> 01:30:00,467 Hey, my life partner, my physical life partner. 1726 01:30:00,534 --> 01:30:02,803 - Jenny said you were homosexual. 1727 01:30:02,870 --> 01:30:05,806 - Which we completely support. 1728 01:30:05,873 --> 01:30:09,243 - I was drunk. We were drunk. 1729 01:30:09,310 --> 01:30:11,444 This is 2024, you know? 1730 01:30:13,547 --> 01:30:15,016 - What is this? 1731 01:30:19,987 --> 01:30:21,355 - I'm so sorry. 1732 01:30:24,892 --> 01:30:25,760 - Dad! 1733 01:30:25,826 --> 01:30:26,928 Dad, stop! 1734 01:30:29,063 --> 01:30:30,731 - No, no, no, stay. 1735 01:30:33,500 --> 01:30:35,169 - Dad! - Hey, easy. 1736 01:30:35,236 --> 01:30:36,503 - I'm sure it's fine. - Dad, let go. 1737 01:30:36,570 --> 01:30:38,306 - You son of a bitch! 1738 01:30:40,408 --> 01:30:42,677 - Hey, what is going on? - You keep your hands 1739 01:30:42,743 --> 01:30:45,445 off of him, you motherfucker! 1740 01:30:45,513 --> 01:30:48,481 - She's having Connor's baby too. 1741 01:30:50,084 --> 01:30:51,852 - No. - All right, don't worry. 1742 01:30:51,919 --> 01:30:53,020 - No, no, no. 1743 01:30:53,087 --> 01:30:55,556 That can't be. That can't be. 1744 01:31:02,196 --> 01:31:03,397 Is this true? 1745 01:31:08,436 --> 01:31:09,570 Oh. 1746 01:31:14,108 --> 01:31:15,242 - Look out. 1747 01:31:27,088 --> 01:31:28,422 - I'm sorry. 1748 01:32:29,617 --> 01:32:30,718 - Hello? 1749 01:32:32,420 --> 01:32:34,388 Yeah, this is her. 1750 01:32:34,455 --> 01:32:36,724 Sure, March 15th, 1993. 1751 01:32:37,925 --> 01:32:40,494 Yeah, it's 5422. 1752 01:32:42,063 --> 01:32:44,065 Okay, yeah, I can wait. 1753 01:33:05,286 --> 01:33:06,620 - I should go. 1754 01:33:08,222 --> 01:33:10,858 - Oh, you don't have to leave. 1755 01:33:21,769 --> 01:33:23,137 Look, um... 1756 01:33:27,374 --> 01:33:30,711 I am so sorry for that. 1757 01:33:32,646 --> 01:33:35,249 I told her she had to tell her parents 1758 01:33:35,316 --> 01:33:38,385 and she said-- - She's not your baby. 1759 01:33:42,490 --> 01:33:43,624 - What? 1760 01:33:44,593 --> 01:33:47,061 - She's not yours. 1761 01:33:52,933 --> 01:33:55,236 - Why are you saying that? 1762 01:33:57,505 --> 01:34:00,207 - Because it's true. 1763 01:34:00,274 --> 01:34:02,544 I just found out, I swear. 1764 01:34:05,547 --> 01:34:07,381 I couldn't let you... 1765 01:34:09,683 --> 01:34:10,885 I'm so sorry. 1766 01:34:11,852 --> 01:34:13,654 - I don't understand. 1767 01:34:16,223 --> 01:34:17,725 Who-- 1768 01:34:33,974 --> 01:34:36,677 I so wanted her to be yours. 1769 01:34:38,879 --> 01:34:41,849 I swear. 1770 01:36:13,040 --> 01:36:15,744 - Paul. Paul. 1771 01:36:15,809 --> 01:36:18,779 - I think you're in the wrong room. 1772 01:36:19,714 --> 01:36:21,982 - I'm here for the birth of my daughter. 1773 01:36:25,986 --> 01:36:28,789 I'm not gonna let her down too. 1774 01:36:36,564 --> 01:36:37,699 - Dad. 1775 01:36:51,345 --> 01:36:52,781 - Okay, here we go. 1776 01:36:52,846 --> 01:36:54,783 Take a deep breath. 1777 01:36:54,848 --> 01:37:00,120 One, two, three, four, five. 1778 01:37:00,187 --> 01:37:04,458 - You're strong, you got it. - Six, seven, eight, nine, 1779 01:37:04,526 --> 01:37:08,195 ten. 1780 01:37:08,262 --> 01:37:10,532 - Another deep breath. - It's fine. 1781 01:37:10,598 --> 01:37:15,169 You're doing so well. - One, two, three, four, five, 1782 01:37:15,235 --> 01:37:16,470 six. - Yes. 1783 01:37:16,538 --> 01:37:18,038 - Good job, good job. 1784 01:37:18,105 --> 01:37:19,574 You're doing so well. - You're doing so good. 1785 01:37:19,641 --> 01:37:21,509 - Good job, good job. 1786 01:37:23,712 --> 01:37:24,746 - Okay. 1787 01:37:24,813 --> 01:37:27,214 - Just one more big push, one. 1788 01:37:27,281 --> 01:37:31,151 - Two, three, four, five. - Okay, she's coming. 1789 01:37:31,218 --> 01:37:34,054 That's it, you got it. 1790 01:37:36,957 --> 01:37:40,662 - Oh, my God. - You did it, you did it. 1791 01:37:48,770 --> 01:37:50,003 You did it! 1792 01:37:53,240 --> 01:37:54,441 You did it. 1793 01:38:27,241 --> 01:38:31,311 - Connor, I did some things-- - You don't need to do this. 1794 01:38:32,246 --> 01:38:33,380 - Do what? 1795 01:38:35,082 --> 01:38:37,351 - Like, you don't need to explain, 1796 01:38:37,418 --> 01:38:41,054 or make excuses, or apologize. 1797 01:38:43,591 --> 01:38:45,693 I've just spent the last few hours 1798 01:38:45,760 --> 01:38:48,530 on the world's most fucked-up rollercoaster of emotions 1799 01:38:48,596 --> 01:38:51,566 and I can't deal with another dip. 1800 01:38:55,202 --> 01:38:56,704 - I did something that hurt you 1801 01:38:56,771 --> 01:39:02,042 and I would do anything in the entire world to take it back. 1802 01:39:02,109 --> 01:39:03,243 Anything. 1803 01:39:05,713 --> 01:39:10,718 I don't expect that you'll forgive me or get past it, 1804 01:39:10,785 --> 01:39:15,222 but I just wanted to tell you that I love you so much 1805 01:39:15,289 --> 01:39:17,659 and I wish I said it more often, but I-- 1806 01:39:17,725 --> 01:39:20,194 - It's not about getting past it. 1807 01:39:22,162 --> 01:39:25,767 It's about a new reality, remember? 1808 01:39:28,803 --> 01:39:31,739 I didn't understand that then. 1809 01:39:31,806 --> 01:39:33,207 But I do now. 1810 01:39:44,151 --> 01:39:45,285 - Connor? 1811 01:39:59,801 --> 01:40:00,935 - Hi. 1812 01:40:02,035 --> 01:40:04,204 - Your baby wasn't his? 1813 01:40:05,305 --> 01:40:06,440 - No. 1814 01:40:09,343 --> 01:40:10,545 - I'm sorry. 1815 01:40:12,547 --> 01:40:13,815 - Me too. 1816 01:40:19,152 --> 01:40:20,320 Ugh. 1817 01:40:21,956 --> 01:40:25,627 Hey, remember that time we had sex? 1818 01:40:29,831 --> 01:40:32,967 - Yeah, pops up every once in a while. 1819 01:40:35,970 --> 01:40:39,239 Well, you know, maybe, 1820 01:40:40,207 --> 01:40:42,677 maybe we aren't so strange. 1821 01:40:44,044 --> 01:40:47,649 We're just two pairs of people accidentally having kids. 1822 01:40:47,715 --> 01:40:50,852 - I wouldn't say I'm part of a pair. 1823 01:40:52,152 --> 01:40:53,855 - Yeah, me neither. 1824 01:40:55,489 --> 01:40:57,324 - He's gonna come through, though. 1825 01:40:57,391 --> 01:41:00,427 And you're gonna be an amazing mom. 1826 01:41:02,129 --> 01:41:03,998 - I just don't know how many amazing moms 1827 01:41:04,064 --> 01:41:06,634 start out not ready to be one. 1828 01:41:07,869 --> 01:41:09,704 - Probably a lot. 1829 01:41:16,644 --> 01:41:20,882 You know, we can help each other out too, right? 1830 01:41:21,983 --> 01:41:24,519 Don't you need a mom friend? 1831 01:41:26,420 --> 01:41:28,255 We can read Mommy Reddit. 1832 01:41:28,322 --> 01:41:30,357 Talk about their sore nipples. 1833 01:41:30,424 --> 01:41:32,092 - Oh my God, forget my nipples. 1834 01:41:32,159 --> 01:41:34,361 I think my vagina tore straight to my asshole. 1835 01:41:34,428 --> 01:41:36,396 - Oh, God, second degree? 1836 01:41:36,463 --> 01:41:38,866 - Yes, it's just one hole. 1837 01:41:44,939 --> 01:41:48,743 - Wow, she's so beautiful. 1838 01:41:59,787 --> 01:42:02,757 - Okay, that is a bachelorette pad. 1839 01:42:05,359 --> 01:42:06,794 - It's perfect for you. 1840 01:42:06,861 --> 01:42:09,831 - It is, it's perfect for us. - Do you need help moving? 1841 01:42:09,897 --> 01:42:12,634 - Oh, no, no, taking Fiona's already the best thing 1842 01:42:12,700 --> 01:42:13,901 you could do. 1843 01:42:13,968 --> 01:42:15,469 - Also, if you need a real man, 1844 01:42:15,536 --> 01:42:18,472 I know that Connor isn't fit for the job, I'm here. 1845 01:42:18,539 --> 01:42:20,307 You've probably seen my delts. 1846 01:42:20,374 --> 01:42:22,644 - I did notice that, I would love that. 1847 01:42:22,710 --> 01:42:23,811 Thank you, Greg. 1848 01:42:23,878 --> 01:42:25,245 - I kind of just wanted the compliment. 1849 01:42:25,312 --> 01:42:26,981 I didn't actually wanna help, if I'm being honest. 1850 01:42:27,048 --> 01:42:28,916 These are not moving muscles. 1851 01:42:28,983 --> 01:42:30,417 These are gay muscles, they're for show. 1852 01:42:30,484 --> 01:42:31,919 - Come on. - Come on, Greg. 1853 01:42:31,986 --> 01:42:34,354 - I will help you get a task rabbit. 1854 01:42:48,502 --> 01:42:49,704 - Surprise. 1855 01:42:51,839 --> 01:42:53,775 - What are you doing here? 1856 01:42:53,841 --> 01:42:55,175 - I bumped into Jenny and Greg 1857 01:42:55,242 --> 01:42:58,946 and they said the little sprout's with you, 1858 01:42:59,013 --> 01:43:01,616 thought they could have a play date. 1859 01:43:01,683 --> 01:43:04,351 - I don't know how much playing can be done, 1860 01:43:04,418 --> 01:43:08,790 but I guess they could fidget near each other. 1861 01:43:08,856 --> 01:43:11,793 - Isn't that what you and Greg do? 1862 01:43:11,859 --> 01:43:13,127 - Come in. 1863 01:43:13,193 --> 01:43:15,129 - Wow, she is so cute. 1864 01:43:18,198 --> 01:43:19,801 How are you, 1865 01:43:19,867 --> 01:43:22,036 how's co-parenting life? 1866 01:43:22,103 --> 01:43:24,471 - Honestly, pretty good. 1867 01:43:24,539 --> 01:43:28,810 Half the time, it's just my same normal life. 1868 01:43:28,876 --> 01:43:30,144 The other half, I get to hang out 1869 01:43:30,210 --> 01:43:32,479 with this little nugget, so. 1870 01:43:32,547 --> 01:43:33,648 - Hmm. 1871 01:43:36,117 --> 01:43:41,288 - Not, not to say that it's easy, obviously. 1872 01:43:42,255 --> 01:43:43,825 How's it going for you? 1873 01:43:43,891 --> 01:43:47,195 - I'm hanging in there. 1874 01:43:47,260 --> 01:43:48,462 - Yeah. 1875 01:43:49,797 --> 01:43:51,733 - What'd you name her? 1876 01:43:51,799 --> 01:43:52,900 - Fiona. 1877 01:43:52,967 --> 01:43:54,102 - Nice. - Yeah. 1878 01:43:54,168 --> 01:43:55,703 - Pretty. - It was Jenny's idea. 1879 01:43:55,770 --> 01:43:56,938 She's attached to it 1880 01:43:57,004 --> 01:43:59,040 and I had limited political capital. 1881 01:43:59,107 --> 01:44:01,441 So, what'd you name yours? 1882 01:44:02,977 --> 01:44:04,145 - Alice. 1883 01:44:12,854 --> 01:44:16,624 - Thought that made you think of cans-of-tuna girl. 1884 01:44:16,691 --> 01:44:19,560 - Makes me think of something different now. 1885 01:44:22,964 --> 01:44:25,133 I've been calling you, obviously, you know, 1886 01:44:25,199 --> 01:44:30,104 and I've been calling you and I wanted to give you space. 1887 01:44:30,171 --> 01:44:31,338 - I know. 1888 01:44:32,640 --> 01:44:34,909 - It's all out there, you know, 1889 01:44:34,976 --> 01:44:38,012 no more secrets, no more surprises. 1890 01:44:39,981 --> 01:44:42,850 No one else standing in our way. 1891 01:44:43,885 --> 01:44:46,921 Just us needing to move past this. 1892 01:44:49,824 --> 01:44:53,694 Just you, not to point fingers, 1893 01:44:54,829 --> 01:44:56,329 but I'm ready. 1894 01:44:57,265 --> 01:44:58,498 What? 1895 01:44:59,399 --> 01:45:01,536 - I don't know if I am. 1896 01:45:03,838 --> 01:45:07,175 I'm just scared to get hurt, you know? 1897 01:45:09,243 --> 01:45:11,444 I don't wanna go through that again. 1898 01:45:13,247 --> 01:45:14,615 - A heart that's afraid to break 1899 01:45:14,682 --> 01:45:17,118 is a heart that's never used. 1900 01:45:19,419 --> 01:45:21,354 I think the Dalai Lama said that. 1901 01:45:21,421 --> 01:45:23,024 - Okay. - Brilliant guy. 1902 01:45:23,090 --> 01:45:24,992 - Right, okay. 1903 01:45:25,059 --> 01:45:30,231 So, you were, you heard, you were there. 1904 01:45:32,600 --> 01:45:33,935 You realize you're making your point 1905 01:45:34,001 --> 01:45:37,038 by admitting to more lying, right? 1906 01:45:37,104 --> 01:45:38,371 - But I am making my point. 1907 01:45:38,438 --> 01:45:40,608 - No, technically it was my point, originally. 1908 01:45:40,675 --> 01:45:46,479 So, I guess I have no choice but to accept. 1909 01:45:48,182 --> 01:45:51,953 - My point is, I'm learning to take care 1910 01:45:52,019 --> 01:45:54,322 of the things that I love. 1911 01:48:16,230 --> 01:48:18,466 - 20, take one, mark. 1912 01:48:19,867 --> 01:48:20,935 - Threesome. 1913 01:48:21,002 --> 01:48:23,938 - Let's act. - All right, let's act. 1914 01:48:24,005 --> 01:48:27,508 And action! 1915 01:48:31,178 --> 01:48:32,780 - You're overreacting. - I'm properly reacting. 1916 01:48:32,847 --> 01:48:34,682 This is how a normal person reacts. 1917 01:48:34,749 --> 01:48:37,018 - Hey, look, um, uh... 1918 01:48:37,084 --> 01:48:38,919 - You forgot your line? - Yep. 1919 01:48:38,986 --> 01:48:41,355 - We famously already shared quite a bit together, so. 1920 01:48:43,624 --> 01:48:45,126 - Jenny? 1921 01:48:45,192 --> 01:48:47,762 - I need to talk-- Oh, fuck. 1922 01:48:47,828 --> 01:48:49,864 - That was probably the least successful abortion. 1923 01:48:49,930 --> 01:48:51,465 - Are we shooting? - Yeah. 1924 01:48:51,532 --> 01:48:52,767 - I had no idea, I'm so sorry. 1925 01:48:52,833 --> 01:48:54,135 - Oh, that's okay. - I'm so sorry. 1926 01:48:54,201 --> 01:48:56,604 - To unconventional first toasts-- No. 1927 01:48:56,670 --> 01:48:59,140 - And their corny dates. - First dates. 1928 01:48:59,206 --> 01:49:01,675 - How many pieces do you think that I could fit in my mouth? 1929 01:49:03,878 --> 01:49:04,979 - What do you mean, you're out? 1930 01:49:05,046 --> 01:49:06,147 - Good luck, kids. 1931 01:49:06,213 --> 01:49:07,314 This is one for the fucking storybooks. 1932 01:49:10,951 --> 01:49:12,386 - Bless you. 1933 01:49:12,453 --> 01:49:14,989 - So, Jonah's waiting downstairs, right, and-- 1934 01:49:15,056 --> 01:49:16,323 - I'm Connor. 1935 01:49:16,390 --> 01:49:17,658 - Fuck! 1936 01:49:17,725 --> 01:49:20,327 Want my services as a real man, I know that Jonah-- 1937 01:49:22,296 --> 01:49:24,432 - Do you guys, do you guys like to dance... 1938 01:49:25,399 --> 01:49:27,068 I fucked up. 1939 01:49:27,134 --> 01:49:30,204 - Hey, hey. 1940 01:49:31,138 --> 01:49:32,006 What are you doing-- 1941 01:49:32,073 --> 01:49:33,074 No, that's crazy. 1942 01:49:33,140 --> 01:49:34,509 - Common mark. 1943 01:49:35,743 --> 01:49:37,745 - Are you kidding me, you fucking-- 1944 01:49:37,812 --> 01:49:39,180 - Yeah. 1945 01:49:42,983 --> 01:49:45,419 - Well, that's spoken like someone who's never felt the-- 1946 01:49:45,486 --> 01:49:46,555 I'm so sorry. 1947 01:49:46,620 --> 01:49:49,924 - I hate your dumb, stupid, fat face. 1948 01:49:49,990 --> 01:49:53,294 And you'd be like-- No, fuck me, sorry. 1949 01:49:54,328 --> 01:49:56,664 - You accused him of being, 1950 01:49:56,730 --> 01:49:59,200 uh, being, uh... 1951 01:50:01,001 --> 01:50:02,103 - You've never looked so good. 1952 01:50:02,169 --> 01:50:04,038 Honestly, you look so nice. 1953 01:50:04,105 --> 01:50:05,272 - Mark. 1954 01:50:06,207 --> 01:50:07,441 - Mm. 1955 01:50:07,509 --> 01:50:09,977 You worried the drive-thru worker will see me? 1956 01:50:10,044 --> 01:50:11,812 - I'm sorry. - What? 1957 01:50:11,879 --> 01:50:13,515 - I'm sorry, can you cut? 1958 01:50:14,682 --> 01:50:16,585 - Um, mm-hmm. 1959 01:50:16,650 --> 01:50:18,085 - I feel like there's a lot of semen 1960 01:50:18,152 --> 01:50:19,153 clouding your thought right now. 1961 01:50:19,220 --> 01:50:20,387 - Is it the tapped keg thing? 1962 01:50:20,454 --> 01:50:22,957 - I swear, just foam came out at one point. 1963 01:50:23,023 --> 01:50:24,959 Like it was, it was like that. 1964 01:50:25,025 --> 01:50:27,294 - There's only one thing I want more 1965 01:50:27,361 --> 01:50:28,462 than to be a grandmother. 1966 01:50:28,530 --> 01:50:30,931 God fucking dammit! 1967 01:50:30,998 --> 01:50:34,401 There's one thing I'm more excited for. 1968 01:50:34,468 --> 01:50:37,972 There's only one thing I want more-- 1969 01:50:38,038 --> 01:50:40,107 God dammit! 1970 01:50:40,174 --> 01:50:42,343 - You can't give me shit for this, we broke up. 1971 01:50:42,409 --> 01:50:43,811 - I'm so sorry. - What are you doing? 1972 01:50:43,878 --> 01:50:45,379 You looking for your mark? - Yeah. 1973 01:50:45,446 --> 01:50:47,248 I've actually never done this before, so will she-- 1974 01:50:47,314 --> 01:50:48,983 - You kind of hold her, help her out a little bit. 1975 01:50:49,049 --> 01:50:50,117 - Bit more up, right, like this? 1976 01:50:50,184 --> 01:50:52,253 - $1,600? 1977 01:50:52,319 --> 01:50:54,255 That's fine. - I have a tear. 1978 01:50:54,321 --> 01:50:55,557 - That's good. - Sorry. 1979 01:50:55,624 --> 01:50:58,092 Get back in there. There's other scenes for that. 1980 01:51:06,867 --> 01:51:08,402 - Well, maybe Olivia Capita-- 1981 01:51:08,469 --> 01:51:09,571 What's my name? 1982 01:51:09,638 --> 01:51:10,738 - Just... 1983 01:51:11,705 --> 01:51:13,642 Oh, baby. 1984 01:51:21,650 --> 01:51:24,418 - You're not helping. 1985 01:51:26,487 --> 01:51:27,755 - I told you that was gonna happen. 1986 01:51:27,821 --> 01:51:28,923 What did you think was gonna happen? 1987 01:51:28,989 --> 01:51:31,358 You'd swallow it whole? 1988 01:51:31,425 --> 01:51:34,529 - Let us consider the nature of love. 1989 01:51:34,596 --> 01:51:37,532 I think that every successful relationship finds joy 1990 01:51:37,599 --> 01:51:41,035 in the care and the effort, 1991 01:51:41,101 --> 01:51:42,436 as a collective. 1992 01:51:42,503 --> 01:51:44,104 Speaking of a collective, 1993 01:51:44,171 --> 01:51:46,440 have you guys heard the story about how Connor and Olivia 1994 01:51:46,508 --> 01:51:48,943 and his baby mama all got together? 1995 01:51:49,009 --> 01:51:52,146 - Oh, no.