1 00:00:00,792 --> 00:00:03,003 [opening theme music playing] 2 00:00:04,630 --> 00:00:06,798 [ticking] 3 00:00:11,094 --> 00:00:12,513 So I may not be in Hair to the Throne, 4 00:00:12,596 --> 00:00:15,182 but I guess you could say I found myself a new band. 5 00:00:15,265 --> 00:00:17,184 - Whoa! - Whoa. 6 00:00:17,267 --> 00:00:19,228 I had no idea 7 00:00:19,311 --> 00:00:20,771 that Muscle Man had a scholarship 8 00:00:20,812 --> 00:00:21,980 for beach volleyball. 9 00:00:22,064 --> 00:00:23,398 Yeah, so cool! 10 00:00:23,482 --> 00:00:26,193 That's your takeaway from my story? 11 00:00:26,276 --> 00:00:30,155 It all started the first time Starla broke up with me. 12 00:00:30,197 --> 00:00:31,698 I thought I had it all, 13 00:00:31,782 --> 00:00:34,076 but the one thing I didn't have was purpose. 14 00:00:34,117 --> 00:00:37,538 I spent all year skipping work and slacking off at the mall. 15 00:00:37,621 --> 00:00:41,708 I had no idea it was all about to blow up in my face. 16 00:00:41,792 --> 00:00:44,711 [laughs] Time to drop in on Starla at work 17 00:00:44,795 --> 00:00:46,255 totally unannounced. 18 00:00:46,338 --> 00:00:48,257 Hey, where's Starla? 19 00:00:48,340 --> 00:00:49,841 She's my girlfriend. 20 00:00:49,925 --> 00:00:52,010 Um, was your girlfriend. 21 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:55,013 Huh? Huh? Huh? 22 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:57,099 - [whirring] - [tense music playing] 23 00:00:57,182 --> 00:00:58,058 Starla? 24 00:00:58,141 --> 00:01:00,227 Babe, what are you doing? 25 00:01:00,310 --> 00:01:02,521 I have dreams and plans, Mitch! 26 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:05,524 You're just skipping work and slacking off! 27 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:08,986 Babe, I'm here to visit you and... 28 00:01:09,027 --> 00:01:10,988 uh, play arcade games. 29 00:01:11,029 --> 00:01:14,283 I need to be with someone whose life is going somewhere! 30 00:01:14,366 --> 00:01:15,576 We're through! 31 00:01:15,659 --> 00:01:18,370 Finish the strike through, Janine! 32 00:01:19,705 --> 00:01:22,666 Babe, please don't finish the strike through! 33 00:01:22,708 --> 00:01:24,876 - [whirring] - [dramatic music playing] 34 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:26,503 No! 35 00:01:26,545 --> 00:01:28,422 [sobbing] 36 00:01:28,505 --> 00:01:30,966 What am I gonna do, Fives? [grunts] 37 00:01:31,049 --> 00:01:32,509 I'm nothing without Starla. 38 00:01:32,551 --> 00:01:34,761 Well, maybe there's a way to show her you're worth it. 39 00:01:34,845 --> 00:01:38,515 [grunts] I need to find something I really excel at. 40 00:01:38,557 --> 00:01:42,185 Is that the telltale sound of a perfect spike? 41 00:01:42,728 --> 00:01:43,729 [grunts] 42 00:01:43,812 --> 00:01:46,064 How am I supposed to know what I excel at? 43 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:47,107 [grunting, sobbing] 44 00:01:47,190 --> 00:01:50,068 [gasps] Hey, you! Hey, kid! 45 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:52,279 - Huh? - Hey, my name is Dan Diggs, 46 00:01:52,362 --> 00:01:54,615 and I think you've got raw volleyball talent. 47 00:01:54,698 --> 00:01:57,409 I'm a pro volleyball player. At least I used to be. 48 00:01:57,492 --> 00:01:59,620 Now I'm 26 years old with my whole life behind me. 49 00:01:59,703 --> 00:02:03,081 But you, you would dominate at beach volleyball. 50 00:02:03,165 --> 00:02:04,750 Beach volleyball? 51 00:02:04,833 --> 00:02:08,086 Please agree to be my partner for the upcoming tournament. 52 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:11,089 Eh, I'm kind of busy trying to prove to my ex-girlfriend 53 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:12,758 that I can make something of myself. 54 00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:15,802 Unless you think this beach volleyball thing 55 00:02:15,886 --> 00:02:16,845 could work for that. 56 00:02:16,928 --> 00:02:18,430 Yes, I do. 57 00:02:18,513 --> 00:02:20,432 Then I'll do whatever it takes! 58 00:02:20,515 --> 00:02:22,768 [upbeat instrumental music playing] 59 00:02:30,233 --> 00:02:31,526 [grunts] 60 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:35,781 [both grunting] 61 00:02:44,331 --> 00:02:46,541 Great job, kid! I knew you had it in you. 62 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:48,627 I feel great. I'm ready for anything. 63 00:02:48,669 --> 00:02:49,795 - [Starla giggling] - Huh? 64 00:02:49,878 --> 00:02:52,422 Steve, you're so driven. 65 00:02:52,464 --> 00:02:54,508 Starla? Who's this hunk? 66 00:02:54,591 --> 00:02:56,885 I just met this hunk at the beach. 67 00:02:56,968 --> 00:02:58,595 He's got a business degree. 68 00:02:58,637 --> 00:03:00,555 He has a timeshare in Tahiti, 69 00:03:00,639 --> 00:03:04,142 and he's really good at beach volleyball. 70 00:03:04,226 --> 00:03:05,477 [chuckles] Oh, dang. 71 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:07,854 Is that my old rival Dan Diggs 72 00:03:07,938 --> 00:03:10,148 who lost last year's tournament so hard 73 00:03:10,232 --> 00:03:12,651 his soul literally left his body? 74 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:13,735 Steve. 75 00:03:13,777 --> 00:03:16,154 He's also really good at talking smack. 76 00:03:16,238 --> 00:03:18,573 It's time to make it official. 77 00:03:18,657 --> 00:03:19,658 Janine! 78 00:03:19,741 --> 00:03:21,076 [chair clatters] 79 00:03:21,159 --> 00:03:22,285 [whirring] 80 00:03:24,287 --> 00:03:25,163 [dramatic music playing] 81 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:26,957 [screams] No! 82 00:03:26,998 --> 00:03:28,333 Hey, kid, you all right? 83 00:03:28,417 --> 00:03:29,960 Come on, Steve. 84 00:03:30,001 --> 00:03:31,169 Let's go. 85 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:33,296 Sure thing, my girlfriend. 86 00:03:33,338 --> 00:03:34,673 Starla, no! 87 00:03:34,756 --> 00:03:36,508 You're not gonna get her back by whining. 88 00:03:36,591 --> 00:03:38,719 You're gonna get her back by winning. 89 00:03:38,802 --> 00:03:40,512 - It's time for the tournament. - Right. 90 00:03:40,595 --> 00:03:42,889 The totally normal beach volleyball tournament. 91 00:03:42,973 --> 00:03:45,684 - I'm ready. - Oh, wait. I didn't tell you. 92 00:03:45,767 --> 00:03:48,186 It's The Underground Beach Volleyball Tournament. 93 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:50,230 So, you're saying it's safer? 94 00:03:50,313 --> 00:03:52,190 I'm saying it's more than dangerous. 95 00:03:52,274 --> 00:03:55,819 It's a waking nightmare where cosmic horrors thrive. 96 00:03:55,861 --> 00:03:59,197 But if you win, you get a full ride scholarship. 97 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:01,491 If I can get a full ride scholarship, 98 00:04:01,533 --> 00:04:03,952 it'll prove that I'm doing something with my life 99 00:04:04,035 --> 00:04:05,787 and I can win back Starla. 100 00:04:05,871 --> 00:04:07,038 Let's do this. 101 00:04:11,710 --> 00:04:12,794 Whoa! 102 00:04:12,878 --> 00:04:14,212 [hip hop music playing over radio] 103 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:16,423 [men grunting] 104 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:19,384 Hmm... 105 00:04:19,468 --> 00:04:22,012 Hot bone! I got a hot bone! 106 00:04:22,053 --> 00:04:23,388 [chuckles] Nice. 107 00:04:23,472 --> 00:04:24,973 [whistling] 108 00:04:25,056 --> 00:04:26,725 [blows raspberry] A dolphin? 109 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:29,394 That's no dolphin. That's Blake. 110 00:04:29,478 --> 00:04:31,897 A porpoise who's been genetically modified 111 00:04:31,980 --> 00:04:34,524 to be an absolute beast at volleyball. 112 00:04:34,566 --> 00:04:37,027 [Muscle Man] What's that thing on his forehead? 113 00:04:37,068 --> 00:04:40,655 [Dan] A visor formed out of his own bones. 114 00:04:41,239 --> 00:04:42,616 [whistling] 115 00:04:42,699 --> 00:04:44,409 [angrily] "Do not touch me, dillwad! 116 00:04:44,493 --> 00:04:47,120 Your job is to translate and translate only. 117 00:04:47,204 --> 00:04:48,371 You understand?" 118 00:04:48,413 --> 00:04:49,414 [normal voice] I understand. 119 00:04:49,498 --> 00:04:50,999 I'll go register our team. 120 00:04:51,041 --> 00:04:52,709 - [Blake whistling] - [Starla and Steve laughing] 121 00:04:52,751 --> 00:04:55,712 Oh, look, it's the wannabe Muscle Man. 122 00:04:55,754 --> 00:04:58,507 Or should I say, awkward tan? 123 00:04:58,590 --> 00:05:00,217 - [Starla and Steve laughing] - What? No. 124 00:05:00,258 --> 00:05:01,218 [whistling] 125 00:05:01,259 --> 00:05:02,719 [laughs] "I like your joke 126 00:05:02,761 --> 00:05:04,930 because it is mean and also true." 127 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:06,473 - [sighs] - Muscle Man! 128 00:05:06,556 --> 00:05:08,642 I just wanted to wish you good luck before the game. 129 00:05:08,725 --> 00:05:09,851 You're gonna kill it. 130 00:05:09,935 --> 00:05:10,894 Thanks, Fives. 131 00:05:10,936 --> 00:05:12,771 But they're right. I'm a wannabe. 132 00:05:12,854 --> 00:05:15,190 Hey, you know what the best part of my day was? 133 00:05:15,273 --> 00:05:16,608 When I went to your trailer 134 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:18,443 to pick you up from work and you didn't answer 135 00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:20,237 because I knew it meant you'd finally left 136 00:05:20,278 --> 00:05:22,364 to go make something of yourself, 137 00:05:22,447 --> 00:05:23,698 or you'd overslept again. 138 00:05:23,740 --> 00:05:26,076 Thanks, Fives. You're a real one. 139 00:05:26,117 --> 00:05:28,161 [laughs] A real what? 140 00:05:28,245 --> 00:05:31,540 Ladies and gentlemen! 141 00:05:31,623 --> 00:05:32,833 Welcome to the annual 142 00:05:32,916 --> 00:05:35,293 Underground Basketball Championship! 143 00:05:35,377 --> 00:05:36,419 [buzzing] 144 00:05:36,461 --> 00:05:37,379 Volleyball? 145 00:05:37,462 --> 00:05:38,797 [spluttering] Anyway... 146 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:41,132 Introducing our first teams of the day! 147 00:05:41,216 --> 00:05:47,472 Muscle Man and Diggs versus Ghost Pirate Twins! 148 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:49,558 - Whoo... - Aye-aye. 149 00:05:49,641 --> 00:05:51,768 Let the game begin! 150 00:05:51,810 --> 00:05:55,689 All right, kid. Keep your cool and serve hard with purpose. 151 00:05:55,772 --> 00:05:58,316 - [upbeat music playing] - [Ghost Pirate Twins grunting] 152 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:00,485 [grunting] 153 00:06:01,319 --> 00:06:03,154 [both grunt] 154 00:06:03,238 --> 00:06:06,575 And Muscle Man and Diggs advance to the next round! 155 00:06:06,658 --> 00:06:10,704 Up next, medieval jousting knights! 156 00:06:10,787 --> 00:06:12,122 Yaarg! 157 00:06:12,163 --> 00:06:14,833 - [grunts] - [both laugh] 158 00:06:14,916 --> 00:06:18,336 [announcer] That's another win for Muscle Man and Diggs! 159 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:21,506 But can they beat humanoid robots? 160 00:06:21,590 --> 00:06:22,507 [whirring] 161 00:06:22,549 --> 00:06:27,012 Fire ants? The Bone Army? 162 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:28,346 Yes, they can! 163 00:06:28,430 --> 00:06:30,432 It seems Muscle Man and Diggs 164 00:06:30,515 --> 00:06:32,684 have bumped their way to the top. 165 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:34,185 It all comes to a head 166 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:40,066 as Muscle Man and Diggs take on Steve and Blake! 167 00:06:40,150 --> 00:06:41,359 - [laughs] - [whistling] 168 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:43,570 "I am laughing menacingly at you." 169 00:06:43,653 --> 00:06:45,822 This game will be extra dangerous 170 00:06:45,864 --> 00:06:49,409 because it's being played in quicksand. 171 00:06:49,492 --> 00:06:50,577 [Muscle Man groans] Gross. 172 00:06:50,660 --> 00:06:52,120 Don't worry about it, kid. 173 00:06:52,203 --> 00:06:53,371 Just keep moving. 174 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:54,706 [whistling] 175 00:06:54,789 --> 00:06:56,166 "Try not to think too much 176 00:06:56,207 --> 00:06:59,336 about how your girlfriend left you for Steve." 177 00:06:59,377 --> 00:07:01,796 I don't have a thought in my head. 178 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:05,133 - [annoyed whistle] - [grunting] 179 00:07:07,510 --> 00:07:08,887 - [screaming] - [both grunt] 180 00:07:08,970 --> 00:07:10,555 Classic Blake. 181 00:07:14,059 --> 00:07:18,271 What a hit! But out of bounds, unfortunately. 182 00:07:18,355 --> 00:07:21,316 I don't know, Dan. I think we might be outmatched. 183 00:07:21,399 --> 00:07:22,776 Nah, kid. 184 00:07:22,859 --> 00:07:24,569 Just remember what you're doing this all for. 185 00:07:24,611 --> 00:07:26,029 Here. It's your serve. 186 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:28,573 For Starla. 187 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:30,492 [upbeat music playing] 188 00:07:30,575 --> 00:07:31,868 - [groans] - [announce] Steve and Blake 189 00:07:31,910 --> 00:07:34,079 - score their first point! - [bell dings] 190 00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:36,581 [grunting] 191 00:07:39,167 --> 00:07:40,502 [chuckles] Oh. 192 00:07:40,585 --> 00:07:42,379 Steve and Blake in the lead. 193 00:07:42,420 --> 00:07:45,632 Can Muscle Man and Diggs make a comeback? 194 00:07:45,715 --> 00:07:47,717 Starla, you've got to hear me out. 195 00:07:47,759 --> 00:07:50,470 Is there any other way I can prove myself? 196 00:07:50,553 --> 00:07:52,180 I'll do anything for you. 197 00:07:52,263 --> 00:07:53,807 For me? 198 00:07:53,890 --> 00:07:56,393 You're supposed to be finding your purpose for yourself. 199 00:07:56,434 --> 00:07:58,269 [sighs] You still don't get it. 200 00:07:58,311 --> 00:07:59,437 I don't? 201 00:07:59,521 --> 00:08:00,897 - Okay, we're back! - [buzzer buzzes] 202 00:08:00,939 --> 00:08:03,608 All right, kid. I know it looks bleak, but-- 203 00:08:03,650 --> 00:08:05,151 Whoa, are you okay? 204 00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:06,486 Just give me the ball. 205 00:08:06,569 --> 00:08:08,488 - I'll show you purpose. - What's that? 206 00:08:08,571 --> 00:08:09,990 I'll show you so much purpose 207 00:08:10,073 --> 00:08:11,616 you won't know what to do with it. 208 00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:13,952 Do you want, like, a cup of water? Or-- 209 00:08:14,035 --> 00:08:16,913 It's gonna be like a tsunami of purpose. 210 00:08:16,955 --> 00:08:19,207 [grunting] 211 00:08:21,209 --> 00:08:22,919 [announcer] And Muscle Man scores 212 00:08:22,961 --> 00:08:25,672 the second point for his team! 213 00:08:25,755 --> 00:08:27,007 - Whoo! - Again. 214 00:08:27,090 --> 00:08:28,425 - [grunting] - [bell dings] 215 00:08:28,466 --> 00:08:30,093 What is my purpose? 216 00:08:30,135 --> 00:08:32,137 - [bell dings] - I don't even know! 217 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:34,222 [bell dings] 218 00:08:34,305 --> 00:08:37,267 What is my purpose? [grunts] 219 00:08:37,308 --> 00:08:38,184 [bell dings] 220 00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:40,311 Next point wins! 221 00:08:40,395 --> 00:08:41,396 [growls] 222 00:08:41,479 --> 00:08:43,189 All right, kid. This is it. 223 00:08:43,273 --> 00:08:44,190 Lock in. 224 00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:45,817 How can I lock in 225 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:47,652 when I still don't know where I'm going with my life? 226 00:08:47,736 --> 00:08:48,862 You gotta calm down, kid. 227 00:08:48,945 --> 00:08:50,280 What if I never figure it out? 228 00:08:50,321 --> 00:08:52,157 Remember what I said at the start of the game! 229 00:08:52,198 --> 00:08:55,285 What if Starla never loves me again? [sobs] 230 00:08:56,327 --> 00:08:57,871 [whistling] 231 00:08:57,954 --> 00:09:01,082 "Looks like a lover boy has sunk under the pressure." 232 00:09:01,124 --> 00:09:03,960 [Starla] You're supposed to be finding your purpose 233 00:09:04,002 --> 00:09:06,296 - for yourself. - [vendor] Hot bone! 234 00:09:06,337 --> 00:09:07,839 I got a hot bone! 235 00:09:07,922 --> 00:09:11,468 [Dan] Serve hard, with purpose... [echoing] 236 00:09:11,509 --> 00:09:12,552 That's it. 237 00:09:12,635 --> 00:09:13,762 - [whistling] - [sand splashes] 238 00:09:13,845 --> 00:09:15,638 [upbeat music playing] 239 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:18,641 Serve hard at porpoise! 240 00:09:18,683 --> 00:09:20,101 - [confused whistle] - [grunts] 241 00:09:24,522 --> 00:09:25,857 [squeaks] 242 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:27,567 - [bell dings] - [announcer] And that's it! 243 00:09:27,650 --> 00:09:30,695 Muscle Man and Diggs win the case! 244 00:09:30,779 --> 00:09:32,614 - Oh, yeah! - [groans] 245 00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:33,698 - Yay! - [laughs] 246 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:34,949 [whistling] 247 00:09:35,033 --> 00:09:36,534 "Ha! I let you guys win this one. 248 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:40,038 Oh, no. I am sinking! Stop translating and help me!" 249 00:09:40,121 --> 00:09:41,539 - [whistling] - "Gurgle, gurgle, 250 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:42,999 gasp, gasp, choke, choke." 251 00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:44,959 Coffee, coffee? Coffee, coffee, coffee? 252 00:09:45,043 --> 00:09:48,129 Why, yes, I do speak coffee. 253 00:09:48,213 --> 00:09:49,923 [cheering] 254 00:09:50,006 --> 00:09:51,299 Here's your scholarship, kid. 255 00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:53,718 A full ride to Wing Kingdom University. 256 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:55,470 Your future has wings! 257 00:09:55,553 --> 00:09:56,554 Thank you. 258 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:57,889 I'm proud of you, kid. 259 00:09:57,972 --> 00:09:59,891 Yeah, bro, we should do this again. 260 00:09:59,974 --> 00:10:01,434 What? No, I'm a ghost. 261 00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:04,604 My soul literally left my body like Steve said earlier. 262 00:10:04,687 --> 00:10:06,397 Sorry. I thought you picked up on that. 263 00:10:07,524 --> 00:10:08,942 A ghost? 264 00:10:09,025 --> 00:10:10,360 Mitch? 265 00:10:10,401 --> 00:10:12,695 I'm sorry for being so harsh. 266 00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:15,490 No. I didn't understand what you meant at first. 267 00:10:15,573 --> 00:10:17,242 But I understand now. 268 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:18,660 - You do? - Yes. 269 00:10:18,701 --> 00:10:20,203 - [wind whistling] - I needed to find myself, 270 00:10:20,245 --> 00:10:23,748 to look within and discover the core purpose. 271 00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:25,500 It's volleyball. 272 00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:27,252 You do get it. 273 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:28,711 Janine! 274 00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:34,008 - [whirring] - Mitch, will you take me back? 275 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:35,051 Yes, babe. 276 00:10:35,093 --> 00:10:36,928 [smooching] 277 00:10:38,429 --> 00:10:39,764 Anyway, because of Benson, 278 00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:41,724 six weeks later, I broke my wrists 279 00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:43,560 and lost my volleyball scholarship. 280 00:10:43,601 --> 00:10:44,936 But that's okay. 281 00:10:45,019 --> 00:10:47,272 I learned my true purpose was working at the park, 282 00:10:47,355 --> 00:10:48,773 and that's worth way more 283 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,525 than a hundred dollar volleyball scholarship. 284 00:10:50,608 --> 00:10:52,193 [Benson] A hundred dollars? 285 00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:54,612 I felt bad for years because I thought it was a full ride. 286 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:58,449 Uh, yeah. A full ride from the airport to the campus. 287 00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:00,368 - [laughter] - [grunts] 288 00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:04,956 [closing theme music playing]