1 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:27,100 DAYS TO CHRISTMAS 28 00:02:33,230 --> 00:02:35,270 Someone's coming. 39 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:08,829 Someone's buried here. 44 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:34,020 They're going to blow it up. 46 00:04:42,860 --> 00:04:44,030 Juuso! 47 00:04:46,740 --> 00:04:50,660 Juuso, wait! 48 00:04:51,330 --> 00:04:53,040 BORDER ZONE. NO ACCESS 49 00:04:54,870 --> 00:04:56,870 I think Santa is buried up there. 50 00:05:08,930 --> 00:05:12,350 Juuso, is Santa Claus dead? 51 00:05:12,890 --> 00:05:16,890 What a baby. You still believe in Santa? 52 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:18,730 Come on. 53 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:22,744 They've been lying to us. 54 00:05:22,755 --> 00:05:23,910 To you. 55 00:05:24,570 --> 00:05:26,860 Who was the Santa who came to our house then? 56 00:05:26,950 --> 00:05:29,570 Mr. Piiparinen. Haven't you figured that out yet? 57 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:33,200 Do you think Dad knows? 58 00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:35,910 Your dad pays him for it. 59 00:05:36,410 --> 00:05:37,784 Don't you get it? 60 00:05:37,795 --> 00:05:41,430 This whole Christmas thing is just a bluff. 61 00:06:14,870 --> 00:06:16,700 THE TRUTH ABOUT SANTA CLAUS 62 00:06:19,290 --> 00:06:22,130 THE FIRST SANTA CLAUS 63 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:30,880 WHO'S BEEN NAUGHTY? 64 00:06:44,150 --> 00:06:45,900 Santa walking barefoot in the snow. 65 00:07:14,180 --> 00:07:15,970 Ancient Santa by his cauldron. 66 00:07:48,210 --> 00:07:51,760 DAY TO CHRISTMAS 67 00:09:22,140 --> 00:09:23,430 Pietari! 68 00:09:24,930 --> 00:09:27,390 Wake up, Son! 69 00:09:45,660 --> 00:09:49,040 Pietari! Are you awake? 70 00:09:51,380 --> 00:09:53,040 Yeah, yeah! 71 00:09:53,130 --> 00:09:55,340 Then go and get cleaned up! 72 00:10:02,810 --> 00:10:06,020 Vuppe, bad boy. You were supposed to keep watch. 73 00:10:51,230 --> 00:10:52,900 Dad! 74 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:56,400 Come here, Dad! 75 00:10:56,900 --> 00:10:59,650 Come inside if you have something to say. 76 00:11:00,490 --> 00:11:02,410 I don't want to. 77 00:11:02,490 --> 00:11:05,740 You shouldn't be out there alone. 78 00:11:05,830 --> 00:11:09,410 Really, I've got something important to tell you. 79 00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:14,040 Really, the wolves will gobble you up. 80 00:11:14,540 --> 00:11:16,500 And I'm not kidding. 81 00:11:24,550 --> 00:11:26,760 Dad, I'm coming in now. 82 00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:31,850 Close your eyes, Son. Daddy's working. 83 00:11:40,440 --> 00:11:43,110 You shouldn't have turned the lights off. 84 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:45,620 Who'd ever look at them at night? 85 00:11:46,450 --> 00:11:49,290 - Have you been on the roof? - What? 86 00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:52,460 Outside my window? 87 00:11:53,420 --> 00:11:59,300 I'm too busy to answer stupid questions. 88 00:12:01,470 --> 00:12:03,423 Have you or haven't you? 89 00:12:03,434 --> 00:12:05,060 No, I haven't. 90 00:12:05,140 --> 00:12:06,640 Maybe the chimney sweep... 91 00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:10,560 Go and get dressed! We're leaving soon. 92 00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:12,060 Where to? 93 00:12:12,810 --> 00:12:14,890 Don't you remember what day it is? 94 00:12:14,980 --> 00:12:17,900 Yeah, the round-up. You're taking me along? 95 00:12:17,980 --> 00:12:20,440 I thought you'd be dressed by now. 96 00:12:38,630 --> 00:12:40,670 He's spying on us. 97 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,670 This is yours now. 98 00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:26,380 Is it loaded? 99 00:13:26,470 --> 00:13:29,375 Of course or it'd be useless. 100 00:13:29,386 --> 00:13:32,090 And take those goggles off. 101 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,810 Have you got a light? 102 00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:40,310 Where's your dad? 103 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:42,320 They had to take the snowmobiles. 104 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:44,350 Piiparinen couldn't get the chopper started. 105 00:13:44,440 --> 00:13:48,670 Keep away from the fence! Three, two, one! 106 00:13:59,170 --> 00:14:01,514 You really think you can use that? 107 00:14:01,525 --> 00:14:02,930 Of course I can. 108 00:14:04,090 --> 00:14:05,958 You gonna shoot Santa Claus? 109 00:14:05,969 --> 00:14:08,920 He was outside my window last night. 110 00:14:09,340 --> 00:14:12,600 I thought you said he was dead. 111 00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:14,005 Electric fence. 112 00:14:14,016 --> 00:14:15,890 How do you like it? 113 00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:18,180 Protection. 114 00:14:18,270 --> 00:14:22,520 The explosions in the mountain have sent the wolves on the prowl. 115 00:14:23,020 --> 00:14:24,730 Wonder what they're digging up there? 116 00:14:25,940 --> 00:14:27,940 Just samples, I guess. 117 00:14:28,030 --> 00:14:29,610 Look! 118 00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:38,080 They're coming! 119 00:14:40,420 --> 00:14:42,420 Dad, Dad! 120 00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:44,590 They're coming! 121 00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:50,300 Our freezers will soon be brimming with meat. 122 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:53,930 Open the gate. 123 00:14:54,010 --> 00:14:55,140 Out of the way! 124 00:14:58,140 --> 00:14:59,770 Come on! 125 00:14:59,850 --> 00:15:04,150 Get in here, now! What's keeping you? 126 00:15:12,740 --> 00:15:14,320 Two skinny runts. 127 00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:16,330 Something's wrong. 128 00:15:17,620 --> 00:15:19,790 Maybe the others got lost. 129 00:15:27,340 --> 00:15:29,300 No, they didn't. 130 00:16:15,010 --> 00:16:16,510 Merry Christmas. 131 00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:24,440 You stay here. 132 00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:25,593 Me, too? 133 00:16:25,604 --> 00:16:28,021 Keep an eye on Pietari. 134 00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:04,180 What kind of wolves would do this? 135 00:17:04,270 --> 00:17:08,190 Big and nasty ones. Come and take a look. 136 00:17:09,940 --> 00:17:12,530 Those morons and their blasting! 137 00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:16,610 Now we have to deal with Russian wolves as well! 138 00:17:17,910 --> 00:17:19,950 They found the hole. 139 00:17:20,620 --> 00:17:23,700 This was cut with pliers. 140 00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:28,210 This is our fault. 141 00:17:28,290 --> 00:17:32,380 If you go crying to your dad, I'll give you a flogging. 142 00:17:32,460 --> 00:17:35,260 We were never anywhere near the gate. 143 00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:43,390 We should shoot that lot of idiots. 144 00:17:43,470 --> 00:17:47,440 They've probably gone by now. It's been quiet for days. 145 00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:53,480 If it wasn't for that border, I'd make minced meat of them. 146 00:17:57,320 --> 00:17:59,481 We have insurance, right? 147 00:17:59,492 --> 00:18:02,170 No, we bloody well don't. 148 00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:10,790 433 carcasses. 149 00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:13,750 Aimo, how much is that worth? 150 00:18:16,340 --> 00:18:18,340 Around $85,000. 151 00:18:21,430 --> 00:18:23,680 Plus 22% VAT. 152 00:18:32,020 --> 00:18:34,650 All that money's been rotted away. 153 00:18:44,830 --> 00:18:46,870 He sure was hungry. 154 00:18:48,370 --> 00:18:50,040 What do we do? 155 00:18:52,210 --> 00:18:54,380 We'll pay them a little visit. 156 00:18:56,710 --> 00:18:58,550 Nuts! 157 00:18:59,510 --> 00:19:04,180 The guards have been paid to shoot anyone who comes near. 158 00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:07,010 Crossing the border is not a small thing. 159 00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:09,600 Neither is bankruptcy. 160 00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:11,560 Pietari, come on! 161 00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:48,100 This was one hell of an idea! 162 00:20:25,590 --> 00:20:27,470 These boys left in a hurry. 163 00:20:45,990 --> 00:20:47,820 Come and see! 164 00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:15,140 They found him, Vuppe. 165 00:21:18,270 --> 00:21:21,980 Seismic researchers, my ass! They've excavated something. 166 00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:28,950 What on earth did they dig up? 167 00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:51,890 So much for that. 168 00:22:27,590 --> 00:22:30,800 What are you doing? Aren't you going to open it? 169 00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:33,050 No. 170 00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:40,390 Tape these on your bum. 171 00:22:41,230 --> 00:22:42,940 Are you serious? 172 00:22:47,860 --> 00:22:49,400 How do I look? 173 00:22:49,990 --> 00:22:51,990 Like a kid in a diaper. 174 00:22:52,070 --> 00:22:54,620 You brought me here just for this? 175 00:22:57,370 --> 00:22:58,580 Look. 176 00:23:09,510 --> 00:23:13,510 The real Santa was totally different. The Coca-Cola Santa is just a hoax. 177 00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:17,100 These are from some fairytale. 178 00:23:18,180 --> 00:23:19,430 This isn't. 179 00:23:22,980 --> 00:23:24,118 What is this? 180 00:23:24,129 --> 00:23:26,941 Proof that some fairytales are true. 181 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:29,610 What am I looking at here? 182 00:23:29,690 --> 00:23:35,320 The real Santa Claus. He tears naughty kids to pieces. 183 00:23:36,410 --> 00:23:38,620 Not even their skeletons are left. 184 00:23:39,250 --> 00:23:41,000 How did he end up there? 185 00:23:43,250 --> 00:23:48,420 The Sami people got angry and lured him onto the ice. 186 00:23:48,510 --> 00:23:51,380 The ice broke under him. 187 00:23:51,470 --> 00:23:55,470 The lake froze solid and Santa was trapped. 188 00:23:56,350 --> 00:24:01,770 Come summer, they dug out the huge ice block... 189 00:24:01,850 --> 00:24:05,690 and buried it under a sky-high pile of rocks. 190 00:24:07,570 --> 00:24:09,820 - And it became Korvatunturi Mountain? - Yep. 191 00:24:12,450 --> 00:24:15,320 You're such an idiot. 192 00:24:19,830 --> 00:24:22,000 When did you last get smacked? 193 00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:23,710 When I was little, I guess. 194 00:24:24,670 --> 00:24:26,630 Do you think we should confess? 195 00:24:32,010 --> 00:24:33,340 Listen, you brat. 196 00:24:33,430 --> 00:24:36,800 You have any idea what your dad will do... 197 00:24:36,890 --> 00:24:40,850 when he hears that those reindeer died because of you? 198 00:25:07,750 --> 00:25:09,670 Are you making gingerbreads? 199 00:25:09,750 --> 00:25:11,420 Are you hungry? 200 00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:15,050 Yeah. 201 00:25:45,710 --> 00:25:47,540 Were you playing hockey? 202 00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:51,290 No, it's just this game we play. 203 00:25:54,300 --> 00:25:56,220 Pretty rough game? 204 00:25:57,930 --> 00:25:59,930 Yeah. 205 00:26:03,770 --> 00:26:05,810 These are good. 206 00:26:06,890 --> 00:26:09,770 Just like Mum used to make them. 207 00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:12,690 I'm glad to hear it. 208 00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:29,330 Dad, what if I didn't exist? 209 00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:33,040 What do you mean? 210 00:26:33,550 --> 00:26:35,630 If I disappeared. 211 00:26:38,550 --> 00:26:40,510 You should disappear... 212 00:26:41,180 --> 00:26:44,310 to your bed. It's late. 213 00:26:55,190 --> 00:26:59,240 Dad, do you think I've been good? 214 00:27:01,570 --> 00:27:04,740 All good boys are in bed by now. 215 00:27:23,220 --> 00:27:25,100 Merry Christmas, Dad. 216 00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:27,680 Merry Christmas, Pietari. 217 00:29:01,990 --> 00:29:04,570 DAYS TO CHRISTMAS 218 00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:59,790 Stay there. I have to check it. 219 00:30:20,230 --> 00:30:23,770 Do you think this is funny? I almost got killed. 220 00:30:26,900 --> 00:30:31,490 You are not going skating now! You're grounded this Christmas. 221 00:30:31,570 --> 00:30:33,490 I have to wee. 222 00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:41,630 Come on, Vuppe. Let's go out. 223 00:31:10,660 --> 00:31:14,030 Dad! Dad! 224 00:31:19,710 --> 00:31:22,670 - What is it? - The bait's gone! 225 00:31:35,890 --> 00:31:37,560 Careful now. 226 00:31:43,150 --> 00:31:44,980 Stay there. 227 00:31:49,650 --> 00:31:51,700 Did you hear me? 228 00:31:58,660 --> 00:32:00,870 Stay! 229 00:32:17,180 --> 00:32:18,760 Some kind of bird. 230 00:32:27,940 --> 00:32:29,360 What is it? 231 00:32:31,110 --> 00:32:32,400 Nothing. 232 00:32:33,070 --> 00:32:34,605 Can I look? 233 00:32:34,616 --> 00:32:35,870 No. 234 00:32:36,700 --> 00:32:39,200 Some bird took the meat. 235 00:32:42,370 --> 00:32:45,750 - I want to see it! - There's nothing down there. 236 00:32:46,250 --> 00:32:48,630 Why can't I look then? 237 00:32:48,710 --> 00:32:52,460 Because we haven't even had breakfast yet. 238 00:33:02,810 --> 00:33:05,230 Is this really all we're having? 239 00:33:07,270 --> 00:33:08,560 These are good. 240 00:33:13,110 --> 00:33:16,950 If I eat these, can I go and look down in the pit then? 241 00:33:18,410 --> 00:33:20,990 Then you'll have some more. 242 00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:29,210 Are you angry with me? 243 00:33:30,090 --> 00:33:31,250 No. 244 00:33:35,260 --> 00:33:36,340 Wait here. 245 00:33:37,590 --> 00:33:40,100 Did you hear me? 246 00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:43,020 You're grounded. 247 00:33:51,940 --> 00:33:54,234 Just preparing for my Santa gig. 248 00:33:54,245 --> 00:33:56,120 Shut up and follow me. 249 00:33:57,110 --> 00:33:59,360 Come on, Vuppe. 250 00:34:35,230 --> 00:34:38,320 He shouldn't have come snooping around in people's yards. 251 00:35:04,850 --> 00:35:08,810 Greene, Brian Jonathan. 252 00:35:10,980 --> 00:35:13,440 Born 1952. 253 00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:16,150 Must be one of those nutters from the mountain. 254 00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:21,360 Not even 60 years old. 255 00:35:43,220 --> 00:35:45,350 What are you going to say? 256 00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:48,060 To who? 257 00:35:49,770 --> 00:35:51,100 Everyone. 258 00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:56,820 Nothing. 259 00:35:57,780 --> 00:36:00,610 You know those wolf pits are illegal. 260 00:36:00,700 --> 00:36:02,400 Darn it, Piiparinen! 261 00:36:04,240 --> 00:36:06,990 Like it or not, you're in this too. 262 00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:09,080 - I should... - Shut up... 263 00:36:13,420 --> 00:36:16,250 and think, if you know how. 264 00:36:30,310 --> 00:36:33,770 I have an hour to my first Santa stop. 265 00:36:54,500 --> 00:36:56,120 Vuppe, stay. 266 00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:32,580 Did you see that? 267 00:37:43,300 --> 00:37:46,840 He's breathing. Tough old codger. 268 00:37:57,690 --> 00:37:59,480 What is he doing? 269 00:38:00,310 --> 00:38:02,070 He smells something. 270 00:38:10,870 --> 00:38:12,030 Pietari. 271 00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:17,040 Pietari! 272 00:38:17,540 --> 00:38:19,540 You were supposed to stay inside! 273 00:38:19,630 --> 00:38:22,170 Pietari, come back here now! 274 00:38:23,550 --> 00:38:25,309 Did Pietari see him? 275 00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:27,430 What do you think? 276 00:38:29,050 --> 00:38:32,260 I have to go. What do I do with him? 277 00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:34,220 Have a little chat. 278 00:38:59,250 --> 00:39:00,870 The cops! 279 00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:07,710 Pietari, Pietari! 280 00:39:08,590 --> 00:39:11,090 Blast it all. 281 00:39:27,070 --> 00:39:29,110 What's he up to? 282 00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:54,662 Hiya. 283 00:39:54,673 --> 00:39:56,440 Hi. 284 00:39:56,510 --> 00:39:58,962 Why the fancy dress? 285 00:39:58,973 --> 00:40:00,320 What? 286 00:40:00,940 --> 00:40:03,600 - Is everything in order? - What do you mean? 287 00:40:04,690 --> 00:40:08,270 What a morning! I've been all around the village. 288 00:40:08,940 --> 00:40:11,110 Strange stuff going on. 289 00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:16,030 Well, everything's fine here. Right, Pietari? 290 00:40:17,490 --> 00:40:19,330 Then you're an exception. 291 00:40:23,620 --> 00:40:25,670 You brought the whole murder squad? 292 00:40:25,750 --> 00:40:28,670 - What's the problem here? - My other business. 293 00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:32,550 A couple of hundred sacks of potatoes, my whole harvest. 294 00:40:33,340 --> 00:40:35,590 I'm here because of some potatoes? 295 00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:37,850 Yes and no. 296 00:40:41,180 --> 00:40:42,810 They only took the sacks. 297 00:40:46,690 --> 00:40:48,980 Holy mackerel. 298 00:40:49,070 --> 00:40:54,650 Almost every house got their radiators stolen last night. 299 00:40:55,530 --> 00:40:57,570 Torn off the walls. 300 00:40:58,700 --> 00:41:01,330 It's going to be one cold Christmas. 301 00:41:02,870 --> 00:41:05,290 My wife's hairdryer was stolen from the bathroom. 302 00:41:05,370 --> 00:41:07,710 Who'd want an old piece of rubbish like that? 303 00:41:08,540 --> 00:41:13,380 It's cutting-edge technology in Russia. 304 00:41:13,470 --> 00:41:16,340 - Pietari, we should be getting home. - No! 305 00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:20,390 - Where's Juuso? - Still sleeping, I guess. 306 00:41:25,190 --> 00:41:29,730 Not so fast. Let's take a look at your car. 307 00:41:40,580 --> 00:41:42,450 Juuso. 308 00:41:54,340 --> 00:41:57,430 Juuso, wake up! He's at our place now. 309 00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:01,890 Juuso! 310 00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:15,570 Juuso's been taken! 311 00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:20,570 - What the devil is that? - It was in Juuso's bed. 312 00:42:20,660 --> 00:42:22,620 Maybe he's out chasing girls. 313 00:42:23,450 --> 00:42:26,250 When we were your age... 314 00:42:26,330 --> 00:42:29,420 we'd stack up some pillows and pretend... 315 00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:31,540 He'll be back by nightfall. 316 00:42:31,630 --> 00:42:33,633 Don't you get it? 317 00:42:33,644 --> 00:42:37,060 Pietari, that's enough! 318 00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:40,541 Can I go now? 319 00:42:40,552 --> 00:42:42,560 Okay, go. 320 00:42:45,890 --> 00:42:48,980 Aimo, you speak English, right? 321 00:42:50,650 --> 00:42:51,900 How come? 322 00:42:51,980 --> 00:42:54,320 We need an interpreter. 323 00:43:31,020 --> 00:43:33,150 Disgusting! 324 00:43:40,950 --> 00:43:42,700 You old devil. 325 00:44:00,220 --> 00:44:02,720 Gingerbread? 326 00:44:33,710 --> 00:44:39,420 What do you want me to translate? I've got stuff to do. 327 00:44:41,010 --> 00:44:43,340 We've got visitors from Korvatunturi Mountain. 328 00:44:44,930 --> 00:44:46,236 Visitors? 329 00:44:46,247 --> 00:44:49,730 American visitors. 330 00:45:09,700 --> 00:45:11,870 Now, in you go. 331 00:45:11,950 --> 00:45:15,750 - Daddy! We have to help Juuso. - Nonsense. Juuso is a big boy. 332 00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:21,710 So? 333 00:45:22,210 --> 00:45:25,050 We can't go back in there. It's not human. 334 00:45:25,930 --> 00:45:27,800 - Not human? - Not human! 335 00:45:27,890 --> 00:45:31,470 - The old swine bit me! - Look at that. 336 00:45:33,060 --> 00:45:36,140 - I have to see this. - I'm not kidding. 337 00:45:48,450 --> 00:45:53,580 See for yourselves. There's something really weird about him. 338 00:45:55,790 --> 00:45:58,330 - Don't you think? - He's a foreigner. 339 00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:02,340 Go talk to him. 340 00:46:07,430 --> 00:46:09,640 Be careful. 342 00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:27,280 I'm not going there alone. 343 00:46:28,450 --> 00:46:30,200 Right. 344 00:46:33,370 --> 00:46:35,330 Cover me. 345 00:46:58,350 --> 00:47:00,560 He's harmless. 346 00:47:08,240 --> 00:47:12,910 Sorry to disturb you on Christmas Eve, but is Hemppa in? 347 00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:17,250 Oh, he isn't. 348 00:47:17,910 --> 00:47:19,750 Okay. Thanks anyway. 349 00:47:19,830 --> 00:47:21,710 No, I haven't seen him. 350 00:47:22,540 --> 00:47:24,090 Merry Christmas. Bye. 351 00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:36,600 Give me the broom. 353 00:47:43,270 --> 00:47:45,770 Ask him what they were digging up. 355 00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:57,950 He's acting deaf. An old trick. 356 00:47:58,040 --> 00:48:02,420 Tell him we'll keep him here until someone pays up. 357 00:48:05,250 --> 00:48:07,710 - You mean as a hostage? - Yes. 358 00:48:09,460 --> 00:48:10,800 Tell him! 360 00:48:12,510 --> 00:48:15,550 You're making him angry. He doesn't understand you. 361 00:48:16,470 --> 00:48:18,810 This was just phase one. 364 00:48:33,410 --> 00:48:35,450 - What was that? - Dad! 365 00:48:35,990 --> 00:48:37,910 What does he want now? 366 00:48:37,990 --> 00:48:40,410 Dad, I have to talk to you! 367 00:48:49,670 --> 00:48:55,180 I'm just doing a little job with Piiparinen. What is it? 368 00:48:57,140 --> 00:48:59,010 You need to smack me. 369 00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:01,403 What? 370 00:49:01,414 --> 00:49:03,161 I deserve to be smacked. 371 00:49:03,690 --> 00:49:07,310 Fifteen good lashes should do. 372 00:49:10,190 --> 00:49:12,190 What's the matter with you? 373 00:49:12,860 --> 00:49:14,700 I've been naughty. 374 00:49:16,490 --> 00:49:17,700 What have you done? 375 00:49:17,780 --> 00:49:21,120 Juuso and I went up to the mountain... 376 00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:24,210 and we made that hole in the fence. 377 00:49:24,290 --> 00:49:25,460 You did what? 378 00:49:25,540 --> 00:49:28,040 I'm the only one left, Dad. 379 00:49:28,130 --> 00:49:30,960 All the others have been taken. Juuso, too. 380 00:49:31,670 --> 00:49:33,460 What are you talking about? 381 00:49:33,550 --> 00:49:35,340 All the kids. 382 00:49:37,220 --> 00:49:39,550 Rauno, you have to see this. 383 00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:41,850 Wait here. 384 00:49:51,530 --> 00:49:55,240 He's up to something. And, look. 385 00:49:57,200 --> 00:49:58,910 He bit it in half. 386 00:50:10,250 --> 00:50:12,670 Look at his eyes. 387 00:50:16,590 --> 00:50:19,010 What is he looking at? 388 00:50:22,430 --> 00:50:23,760 Pietari! 389 00:50:26,980 --> 00:50:27,780 Don't! 390 00:50:28,940 --> 00:50:31,520 Do you know this bloke from somewhere? 391 00:50:33,940 --> 00:50:35,780 He seems to know you. 392 00:50:37,110 --> 00:50:39,110 He knows all the kids. 393 00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:41,450 Who is he? Come on, speak up! 394 00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:44,290 He's been spying on us. 395 00:50:44,790 --> 00:50:47,460 What do you mean? Tell me! 396 00:50:50,290 --> 00:50:52,920 He's Santa Claus. 397 00:51:04,430 --> 00:51:08,730 He's come to get me. They dug him up from the mountain. 398 00:51:08,810 --> 00:51:10,900 A character from a fairytale. 399 00:51:10,980 --> 00:51:14,730 I knew there was something fishy going on. 400 00:51:15,650 --> 00:51:16,809 He's going to attack! 401 00:51:16,820 --> 00:51:18,750 Daddy, don't let him take me! 402 00:51:18,820 --> 00:51:22,110 On the ground! Tell him in English! 404 00:51:28,210 --> 00:51:29,750 He has his own language. 405 00:51:30,330 --> 00:51:32,584 He's not afraid of you. 406 00:51:32,595 --> 00:51:34,260 He sure is. 407 00:51:34,340 --> 00:51:35,630 Tie him up. 408 00:51:35,710 --> 00:51:36,517 No way. 409 00:51:36,528 --> 00:51:37,680 Now! 410 00:52:09,870 --> 00:52:12,040 What was that? 412 00:52:17,630 --> 00:52:19,630 It's coming from that jacket. 413 00:52:19,710 --> 00:52:21,299 Careful! 416 00:52:32,230 --> 00:52:35,770 - What did he say? - They want him back. 419 00:52:44,740 --> 00:52:46,940 - Don't they? - What are you doing? 420 00:52:52,250 --> 00:52:53,870 This is Rauno. Rauno from Finland. 423 00:53:19,570 --> 00:53:24,490 Tell him we have Santa for sale. 424 00:53:54,310 --> 00:53:56,690 How much are you going to ask for him? 425 00:53:57,270 --> 00:53:59,730 - Enough to cover the debt - At least. 426 00:54:01,020 --> 00:54:03,096 Maybe we should think it over. 427 00:54:03,107 --> 00:54:05,140 Are you scared? 428 00:54:05,150 --> 00:54:07,610 We're giving him up too easily. 429 00:54:07,700 --> 00:54:10,950 Just think what he could be worth. 430 00:54:12,240 --> 00:54:16,000 The original, real Santa Claus. 431 00:54:17,250 --> 00:54:19,630 Someone is going to get rich with him. 432 00:54:20,170 --> 00:54:21,920 That's the plan. 433 00:54:40,900 --> 00:54:43,520 - Dad! - Stay here, we won't be long. 434 00:55:09,380 --> 00:55:10,770 My wife's hairdryer! 435 00:55:10,781 --> 00:55:12,310 What the hell... 436 00:55:12,390 --> 00:55:16,520 Put that hairdryer away. Keep cool. 437 00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:45,630 What a midget. 439 00:56:08,190 --> 00:56:10,070 Say something. 443 00:56:19,750 --> 00:56:21,685 How much do we want? 444 00:56:21,696 --> 00:56:23,050 $85,000. 446 00:56:31,380 --> 00:56:33,159 At least a million. 447 00:56:33,170 --> 00:56:34,480 Shut up. 449 00:57:49,710 --> 00:57:51,920 The last door. 453 00:58:42,180 --> 00:58:43,285 What did he say? 454 00:58:43,296 --> 00:58:45,230 We need to keep quiet. 456 00:58:48,370 --> 00:58:50,160 What? 458 00:58:54,360 --> 00:58:56,250 What do you mean, a helper? 459 00:58:56,261 --> 00:58:58,080 He says it's an elf! 460 00:58:58,950 --> 00:59:02,620 Enough of this rubbish! Give us the money! 462 00:59:20,050 --> 00:59:22,050 What's up with him? 463 00:59:23,510 --> 00:59:25,470 Is someone there? 464 00:59:28,230 --> 00:59:31,230 What's that running there? 465 00:59:36,070 --> 00:59:38,399 What on earth is happening here? 467 00:59:46,620 --> 00:59:49,290 Pietari! Pietari! 468 00:59:59,590 --> 01:00:00,880 Pietari! 469 01:00:15,820 --> 01:00:18,030 The elves have built a nest for Santa. 470 01:00:28,330 --> 01:00:29,450 For what? 471 01:00:29,540 --> 01:00:32,540 - Is that... - Yes. 472 01:00:35,080 --> 01:00:37,500 They're trying to defrost him. 473 01:00:44,970 --> 01:00:46,890 - Dad! - What was that? 474 01:00:46,970 --> 01:00:49,510 Daddy, help. 475 01:00:50,140 --> 01:00:54,270 Juuso. They're all here. And soon they will get smacked. 476 01:00:59,650 --> 01:01:01,320 - Dad! - Juuso, where are you? 477 01:01:03,740 --> 01:01:05,700 Turn off the heat! 478 01:01:05,780 --> 01:01:07,240 Juuso, say something. 479 01:01:09,330 --> 01:01:11,620 Piiparinen, the door won't hold! 480 01:01:12,410 --> 01:01:14,120 What should I do? 481 01:01:14,710 --> 01:01:15,960 Barricade the door. 482 01:01:16,960 --> 01:01:19,840 Move these there! 483 01:01:19,920 --> 01:01:24,300 Aimo, leave the kid and come and help us. 484 01:01:24,380 --> 01:01:25,220 Daddy's little boy. 485 01:01:27,180 --> 01:01:28,829 Let's go home, Daddy. 486 01:01:28,840 --> 01:01:31,901 Don't worry, we'll get home soon. 487 01:01:37,150 --> 01:01:38,980 We are all going to die! 488 01:01:56,790 --> 01:01:58,040 Dad! 489 01:02:00,040 --> 01:02:01,090 Aimo! 490 01:02:03,130 --> 01:02:04,800 Piiparinen! 491 01:02:04,880 --> 01:02:07,220 Listen to me! 492 01:02:22,360 --> 01:02:24,990 As long as the kids are here... 493 01:02:25,860 --> 01:02:28,820 the elves won't leave the hangar. 494 01:02:29,320 --> 01:02:31,580 It's either me or Santa. 495 01:02:36,290 --> 01:02:38,500 I suggest Santa. 496 01:03:47,990 --> 01:03:49,950 It's Piiparinen. Pietari, do you read? 497 01:03:50,450 --> 01:03:51,530 I do. 498 01:03:53,410 --> 01:03:54,570 Copy that. 499 01:04:00,540 --> 01:04:02,830 Why do I have to go in the sack? 500 01:04:02,920 --> 01:04:05,840 Because it's my plan. Let's go! 501 01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:12,220 Here's one more. 502 01:04:12,231 --> 01:04:13,770 Not Juuso! 503 01:04:14,350 --> 01:04:18,060 All the kids have to go, or this won't work. 504 01:04:20,890 --> 01:04:22,538 Daddy, I'm scared. 505 01:04:22,549 --> 01:04:26,120 Piiparinen, the package is ready. 506 01:04:30,360 --> 01:04:32,720 Won't they get cold out there? 507 01:04:32,731 --> 01:04:34,540 Stay out of this. 508 01:04:36,780 --> 01:04:39,830 Don't worry, Dad. I'll be fine. 509 01:04:41,410 --> 01:04:43,460 Ready to go! 510 01:04:50,130 --> 01:04:53,930 You do your job, I'll deal with this! 511 01:05:40,140 --> 01:05:43,060 Slow down, we'll wait here. 512 01:06:01,290 --> 01:06:03,790 Piiparinen, look down! 513 01:06:13,510 --> 01:06:16,500 They're following us! 514 01:06:17,111 --> 01:06:19,960 What did I tell you? 515 01:06:30,110 --> 01:06:33,110 Let's turn around, Piiparinen! 516 01:06:33,190 --> 01:06:34,570 What? 517 01:06:34,650 --> 01:06:37,150 Towards the pens! 518 01:06:37,660 --> 01:06:38,820 What for? 519 01:06:38,910 --> 01:06:41,410 Pretend they are reindeer! 520 01:06:48,540 --> 01:06:51,580 Reindeer! Stars alive! 521 01:06:52,840 --> 01:06:54,340 That's what we'll do. 522 01:07:27,330 --> 01:07:29,040 Looks like we've been naughty. 523 01:07:36,420 --> 01:07:39,550 If you ever wondered how Santa can be... 524 01:07:39,630 --> 01:07:44,430 in a zillion places all at once, now you know. 525 01:07:46,470 --> 01:07:48,430 That's the magic of Christmas. 526 01:08:21,510 --> 01:08:24,180 Piiparinen, the gate's closed! 527 01:08:25,680 --> 01:08:29,810 Fiddlesticks! We need a new plan. 528 01:08:29,890 --> 01:08:33,600 There isn't time! I'll go and open it! 529 01:08:33,690 --> 01:08:35,560 You're not going anywhere! 530 01:08:36,070 --> 01:08:38,940 I can't land there to bring you back up. 531 01:08:40,110 --> 01:08:42,070 I'm not coming back. 532 01:08:43,410 --> 01:08:45,530 Pietari, can you hear me? 533 01:08:56,540 --> 01:08:58,130 Pietari! 534 01:09:42,300 --> 01:09:43,590 Piiparinen! 535 01:09:45,430 --> 01:09:48,470 Tell Dad what I did. 536 01:10:18,540 --> 01:10:20,040 Daddy. 537 01:10:33,890 --> 01:10:35,560 Have a merry Christmas. 538 01:10:47,990 --> 01:10:50,910 And a happy bloody New Year. 539 01:11:17,430 --> 01:11:21,100 How do you like that, elves? 540 01:11:21,190 --> 01:11:22,860 What happened? 541 01:11:22,940 --> 01:11:24,440 The miracle of Christmas. 542 01:11:24,530 --> 01:11:27,780 Congratulations, Pietari! Congratulations! 543 01:11:27,860 --> 01:11:30,320 You just put the elves out of a job. 544 01:11:45,210 --> 01:11:49,130 Take the kids home. It's their bedtime. 545 01:11:50,220 --> 01:11:52,680 Roger. Over and out. 546 01:12:45,900 --> 01:12:48,360 One hundred and ninety eight Santa Clauses. 547 01:12:49,440 --> 01:12:51,780 Juuso, what's that worth? 548 01:12:57,580 --> 01:12:59,790 How much for one? 549 01:13:02,580 --> 01:13:04,120 $85,000. 550 01:13:14,430 --> 01:13:18,220 Around $ 16,800,000. 551 01:13:18,930 --> 01:13:21,310 Plus 22% VAT. 552 01:13:39,740 --> 01:13:41,593 You're quite a man. 553 01:13:41,604 --> 01:13:43,361 So are you. 554 01:13:58,850 --> 01:14:01,350 DAYS TO CHRISTMAS 555 01:14:42,220 --> 01:14:44,560 Nothing in there for you, fuzz face! 556 01:15:28,270 --> 01:15:30,770 DAYS TO CHRISTMAS