1
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(tranquil music)

2
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(grunting)

3
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(warbling)

4
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<i>I know what you're wondering.</i>

5
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<i>"What do the Agents of S.M.A.S.H. do</i>
<i>when they're not saving the world?"</i>

6
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(grunting)

7
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Don't rush, Rick. Read the rock.

8
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Take a moment and plan your route.

9
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Yeah, yeah. Will you hurry up?
They're gaining on us.

10
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This is a training exercise, not a race.

11
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(grunting)

12
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(bird shrieking)

13
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(panting)

14
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-(grunting)
-Hey. I'm climbing here.

15
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-Skaar: Bye-bye.
-Red Hulk: Make a hole, people.

16
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See ya at the top.

17
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Ain't a race, remember?

18
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Take it from a real soldier.
You want to make a man...

19
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push him. To the limit.
Then ya push him more.

20
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If he doesn't break, he's got a shot.

21
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Okay, it's on.

22
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(laughing)
Oh, yeah.

23
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A-Bomb: Don't wanna rub it in your face,
but I kinda did it. Getting away!

24
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-(growling)
-She-Hulk: In your face.

25
00:01:01,375 --> 00:01:04,325
<i>Took me a long time to learn</i>
<i>my strengths and weaknesses.</i>

26
00:01:04,709 --> 00:01:07,039
<i>Better if Rick learns his in training,</i>

27
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<i>not in the field.</i>

28
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(sighing)
<i>Hulk's worse than my mom.</i>

29
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<i>I mean, Skaar's the same age as me.</i>

30
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<i>I-I think.</i>

31
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<i>And Green doesn't treat him</i>
<i>like a little baby.</i>

32
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(panting)

33
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(grunting)

34
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Rick, watch it!

35
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(grunting)

36
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(rumbling)

37
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(yelling)

38
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Rick!

39
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I got it.

40
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(growling)

41
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Gonna change his diaper too?

42
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Kid would have survived the fall.

43
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Probably.

44
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Not the point, Red.

45
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Red Hulk: Yeah, the point is
to show 'em how it's done.

46
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Heads up!

47
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-(Hulk Growling)
-She-Hulk: Ah! Cheater!

48
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(grunting)

49
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Hoorah! King of the Mountain!

50
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Hope you were paying attention, Jones.

51
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-(rumbling)
-Huh!

52
00:02:00,291 --> 00:02:01,501
Whoa-whoa!

53
00:02:03,458 --> 00:02:05,248
Is this part of the test?

54
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-(rumbling)
-(splashing)

55
00:02:07,083 --> 00:02:08,383
Uh-oh.

56
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(Red Hulk screaming)

57
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(breathing heavily)

58
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(theme music)

59
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(growling)

60
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(rumbling)

61
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Jump!

62
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(grunting)

63
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(groans)

64
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-Yeah!
-(whirring)

65
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(rumbling)

66
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Huh?

67
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-(thuds)
-Oh!

68
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Chillax, bro.

69
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It'll take more than an avalanche
to hurt The Bomb.

70
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(grunts)

71
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She-Hulk: This volcano is
supposed to be dormant.

72
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It's not due to erupt
for another million years.

73
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Where's shouty man?

74
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-Red was on top when it blew.
-(whooshing)

75
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She-Hulk: Look, that rock's
headed for Vista Verde.

76
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I got it.

77
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(rumbles)

78
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Found Red.

79
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(rumbling)

80
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Skaar, go help him stop the fireballs.

81
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Skaar slash!

82
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I'm gonna go help too.

83
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No, you're with me and Jen.

84
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We gotta divert that lava flow.

85
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(groans)

86
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(tense music)

87
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(people screaming)

88
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That's one jerkwater town saved.

89
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You're welcome!

90
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(Skaar yelling)

91
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(grunting)

92
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Good dog.

93
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(all grunting)

94
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Hulk: It's working. Keep going.

95
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-(grunting)
-(rumbling)

96
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I'm on it.

97
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(grunting)

98
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Heavier than it looks.

99
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Watch out!

100
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A-Bomb: Hey, what are you doing?

101
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-(grunting)
-(rumbles)

102
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(lava sizzling)

103
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Hulk: Magma contained.
Nice work, smashers.

104
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-Why did you pull me out?
-I was saving your scaly butt.

105
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You were about to take a lava bath.

106
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So what? My armor's tougher
than you think.

107
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Not a good time to test it.

108
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There's never a good time. Not with you.

109
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(laughing)
Kid's got a point.

110
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Someone's gotta show him the ropes,
let him make his own mistakes.

111
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<i>Rick's a teenage kid learning</i>
<i>to be a hero, not a soldier.</i>

112
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<i>Red's ideas about basic training</i>
<i>are only gonna get him into trouble.</i>

113
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(ominous music)

114
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(beeping)

115
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She-Hulk: Looks like our backyard
barbecue wasn't an isolated incident.

116
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Hulk: Lots of eruptions.
Coming from here. Antarctica.

117
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The South Pole?

118
00:05:02,125 --> 00:05:04,535
Nothing down there but a bunch of...
ice and penguins.

119
00:05:05,041 --> 00:05:07,171
All sorts of stuff to hurt me there.

120
00:05:07,250 --> 00:05:08,250
(Hulk growls)

121
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Don't joke, rookie.

122
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South Pole is also home...

123
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to the savage land.

124
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We better check it out

125
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before the planet turns itself inside out.

126
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A-Bomb: <i>So... what is the savage land?</i>

127
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It's an isolated tropical region
hidden deep within Antarctica.

128
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And full of dinosaurs.

129
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Ooh.
(giggles)

130
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<i>Dinosaurs? Real dinosaurs?</i>

131
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<i>I love dinosaurs.</i>

132
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<i>Scales, fangs, claws, they're my peeps.</i>

133
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<i>Check me out, I'm a t-Rex.</i>

134
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(screeching)

135
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<i>I can't quite reach you with my tiny arms.</i>

136
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(whooshing)

137
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(suspenseful music)

138
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A-Bomb: This is the coolest
field trip ever.

139
00:06:01,959 --> 00:06:03,579
Are we there yet?

140
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(gasping)
A dinosaur! Dinosaur!

141
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(screeching)

142
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-(screeching)
-(zapping)

143
00:06:15,417 --> 00:06:16,287
(alarm beeping)

144
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Oh, my gosh. Dinosaurs with lasers.

145
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How cool is that?

146
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Why do you think they call it
"The Savage Land", kid?

147
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I can't shake them.

148
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Don't worry. We're packing too.

149
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So? Let 'em have it already.

150
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-(beeps)
-(whirring)

151
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-(grunts)
-(rapid gunfire)

152
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More coming in from above.

153
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Hulk: I see 'em!

154
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(rapid gunfire)

155
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A-Bomb: Oh, who is that?

156
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<i>Sauron. Half man, half dinosaur.</i>

157
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<i>Has some kind of mind-control power.</i>

158
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<i>Can drain your energy by touch.</i>

159
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(sighing)
<i>He probably wants to rule the earth.</i>

160
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Come, my brothers.

161
00:07:00,583 --> 00:07:06,253
Let us show them why dinosaurs
are meant to rule the earth.

162
00:07:06,417 --> 00:07:08,167
Hulk: Yep. What'd I tell you?

163
00:07:08,625 --> 00:07:10,285
Bet they want to eat us too.

164
00:07:11,125 --> 00:07:12,995
Well, they can choke on this.

165
00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:14,630
Come on, A-Bomb.

166
00:07:14,709 --> 00:07:17,039
Someone's gotta teach you
how to take care of yourself.

167
00:07:17,583 --> 00:07:20,383
So, big brother here won't have
to keep wiping your nose.

168
00:07:20,917 --> 00:07:22,827
(A-Bomb scoffs)
'Bout time.

169
00:07:24,500 --> 00:07:25,420
<i>Pure and simple,</i>

170
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<i>I'm the only one qualified</i>
<i>to train the kid.</i>

171
00:07:27,709 --> 00:07:29,209
<i>Plus, I love that it annoys Greenie.</i>

172
00:07:30,917 --> 00:07:34,577
<i>You know, we've never been buds, but Red's</i>
<i>actually being really cool to me.</i>

173
00:07:34,667 --> 00:07:36,167
<i>It sure beats arguing all the time.</i>

174
00:07:36,959 --> 00:07:39,169
-(screeching)
-(zapping)

175
00:07:40,333 --> 00:07:43,293
You keep those things off our back
and I'll land us in one piece.

176
00:07:45,375 --> 00:07:47,955
-(thuds)
-(squeaks)

177
00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:50,500
I hope this thing has wipers.

178
00:07:51,166 --> 00:07:54,706
Merry Christmas. Time you learn
how to handle a flying lizard.

179
00:07:54,792 --> 00:07:56,042
The gamma taser?

180
00:07:56,291 --> 00:07:59,291
-A-Are you sure?
-Let's make 'em extinct again!

181
00:08:00,375 --> 00:08:02,825
-(whirring)
-(zapping)

182
00:08:02,959 --> 00:08:04,129
Don't be shy, kid.

183
00:08:04,792 --> 00:08:06,252
It's not about quality of shots.

184
00:08:06,667 --> 00:08:08,127
It's about quantity.

185
00:08:08,208 --> 00:08:10,208
I can't believe I'm zapping dinosaurs.

186
00:08:10,291 --> 00:08:12,131
Yeah! Come get some!

187
00:08:14,458 --> 00:08:16,748
-(laughing and yelling)
-(zapping)

188
00:08:17,959 --> 00:08:20,539
Ah! Give me your strength, my brother.

189
00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:22,213
(screeching)

190
00:08:23,667 --> 00:08:24,997
(hissing)

191
00:08:28,291 --> 00:08:29,831
(A-Bomb laughing)

192
00:08:31,458 --> 00:08:33,748
-Hulk: Watch it!
-A-Bomb: Uh! Sorry.

193
00:08:33,834 --> 00:08:37,044
Red, you know Rick hasn't
been trained on this weapon.

194
00:08:37,125 --> 00:08:39,125
It's on-the-job training.

195
00:08:39,208 --> 00:08:41,788
He's never gonna learn from you,
nurse Nancy.

196
00:08:41,875 --> 00:08:43,075
-(zapping)
-(squawking)

197
00:08:44,083 --> 00:08:45,293
-(clanks)
-Ah!

198
00:08:45,375 --> 00:08:47,165
(yelling)

199
00:08:47,750 --> 00:08:48,920
Rick!

200
00:08:49,083 --> 00:08:50,423
(A-Bomb screaming)

201
00:08:51,291 --> 00:08:53,291
(tense music)

202
00:08:53,375 --> 00:08:54,625
Oh, no.

203
00:08:57,250 --> 00:08:58,330
(grunting)

204
00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,630
This was all your fault.

205
00:09:01,709 --> 00:09:04,249
My fault? He's the one who fell off.

206
00:09:04,333 --> 00:09:05,463
(whooshing)

207
00:09:05,542 --> 00:09:07,582
'Bout time you put on your gamma blaster.

208
00:09:07,667 --> 00:09:09,627
-(screeching)
-(zapping)

209
00:09:09,709 --> 00:09:11,459
(both yelling)

210
00:09:11,542 --> 00:09:13,882
(grunting)
What are those chuckleheads doing?

211
00:09:13,959 --> 00:09:15,459
(gunshots)

212
00:09:15,542 --> 00:09:16,752
(yelling)

213
00:09:17,250 --> 00:09:18,080
(zaps)

214
00:09:18,166 --> 00:09:21,826
(screaming)

215
00:09:25,834 --> 00:09:27,424
(dinosaurs screeching)

216
00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:28,960
-(zaps)
-(both grunt)

217
00:09:29,417 --> 00:09:31,827
We survived extinction.

218
00:09:32,125 --> 00:09:34,325
You will not, beast.

219
00:09:34,417 --> 00:09:37,247
Man's time on this planet is at an end.

220
00:09:37,750 --> 00:09:39,960
Not on my watch, needle nose.

221
00:09:40,041 --> 00:09:41,671
-(grunts)
-(crackling)

222
00:09:42,083 --> 00:09:43,173
Huh?

223
00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:45,920
(hissing)

224
00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:47,880
-(grunts)
-(clanks)

225
00:09:49,625 --> 00:09:52,245
(whooshing)

226
00:09:55,125 --> 00:09:57,665
The jungle will soften them up for us.

227
00:09:58,208 --> 00:10:00,538
Now come. We have work to do.

228
00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:02,254
(screeching)

229
00:10:05,250 --> 00:10:07,580
Jen, we lost Rick. Have you seen Red?

230
00:10:07,667 --> 00:10:09,247
-Can we discuss this later?
-(alarm beeping)

231
00:10:09,375 --> 00:10:10,995
Like, after the crash?

232
00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:16,080
(whooshing)

233
00:10:17,667 --> 00:10:19,707
(alarm beeping)

234
00:10:19,792 --> 00:10:21,212
(rumbling)

235
00:10:22,667 --> 00:10:24,287
-(whirring)
-And we're here.

236
00:10:28,333 --> 00:10:29,383
Red, so, uh...

237
00:10:29,458 --> 00:10:31,288
how are we gonna find the others?

238
00:10:31,375 --> 00:10:33,285
We'll rendezvous at the objective.

239
00:10:33,542 --> 00:10:36,082
-But where's that?
-Red Hulk: Over there, Einstein.

240
00:10:36,166 --> 00:10:37,416
(distant rumbling)

241
00:10:37,500 --> 00:10:39,710
A-Bomb: Oh, of course.
The giant super volcano.

242
00:10:39,792 --> 00:10:41,292
Maybe we should go around?

243
00:10:41,417 --> 00:10:43,457
Lesson one, "face front".

244
00:10:43,542 --> 00:10:45,542
Always meet danger head on.

245
00:10:46,166 --> 00:10:47,076
-(zaps)
-(screeches)

246
00:10:47,417 --> 00:10:50,127
Stick with me, kid, and you'll be
giving old Greenie lessons.

247
00:10:51,417 --> 00:10:54,577
<i>You know, maybe Red's not such</i>
<i>a big old jerk after all.</i>

248
00:10:55,583 --> 00:10:58,293
(dinosaur roaring)

249
00:10:59,959 --> 00:11:03,249
Hulk: That's, what, the third
jump jet we've crashed this month?

250
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,920
Good news is,
I think I can get it flying again.

251
00:11:09,291 --> 00:11:11,711
Just need to realign
the turbine thrust vectors.

252
00:11:11,917 --> 00:11:12,877
Give me an hour.

253
00:11:12,959 --> 00:11:15,629
No, if we go airborne, Sauron
will know we're coming.

254
00:11:16,041 --> 00:11:18,831
First order of business,
find A-Bomb and Red.

255
00:11:19,250 --> 00:11:21,040
Over-protective much?

256
00:11:21,125 --> 00:11:22,665
They can take care of themselves.

257
00:11:23,125 --> 00:11:25,075
-Even Rick.
-What are you talking about?

258
00:11:25,166 --> 00:11:27,076
I'm not over-protective.

259
00:11:27,500 --> 00:11:29,960
<i>Not over-protective? Ha!</i>

260
00:11:30,041 --> 00:11:33,041
<i>My cuz wouldn't even let me fight</i>
<i>Batroc The Leaper</i>

261
00:11:33,125 --> 00:11:34,535
<i>when I first became a Hulk.</i>

262
00:11:34,625 --> 00:11:37,035
<i>(chuckling)</i>
<i>Rick, I feel ya, dude.</i>

263
00:11:37,750 --> 00:11:40,460
Point is, Rick became
A-Bomb because of me.

264
00:11:40,542 --> 00:11:42,462
I don't want him to make
the same mistakes I did.

265
00:11:42,542 --> 00:11:44,132
-(screeches)
-(thumps)

266
00:11:44,208 --> 00:11:45,748
(distant thud)

267
00:11:45,834 --> 00:11:46,834
He won't.

268
00:11:46,917 --> 00:11:49,877
He'll make his own mistakes.
That's how you learn.

269
00:11:50,542 --> 00:11:52,172
You gotta let Rick be Rick.

270
00:11:52,250 --> 00:11:53,330
(grunts)

271
00:11:53,375 --> 00:11:55,205
(rumbling approaches)

272
00:11:55,750 --> 00:11:58,210
-(dinosaurs growling)
-What would scare <i>them</i> ?

273
00:11:58,291 --> 00:12:00,501
Think we found the source of our problem.

274
00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:05,500
You two scout that volcano,
find out what Sauron's up to.

275
00:12:05,583 --> 00:12:06,883
I'll find the others.

276
00:12:06,959 --> 00:12:10,459
There's no telling what kind of
trouble Red's gotten them into.

277
00:12:10,542 --> 00:12:13,212
-(dinosaur roaring)
-A-Bomb: Awesome.

278
00:12:16,166 --> 00:12:17,706
-Lesson two:
-(weapon cocks)

279
00:12:17,792 --> 00:12:21,172
"Smash first, ask questions later."

280
00:12:21,250 --> 00:12:23,630
(roaring)

281
00:12:23,709 --> 00:12:26,959
Well, I'll be a monkey's red butt.

282
00:12:27,041 --> 00:12:27,921
(thumping)

283
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,880
(Sauron hissing)

284
00:12:29,959 --> 00:12:32,379
Obey me, you beast.

285
00:12:32,583 --> 00:12:34,043
(high-pitched whirring)

286
00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:35,830
Destroy them.

287
00:12:35,917 --> 00:12:39,077
(roaring)

288
00:12:40,125 --> 00:12:42,075
(gunshots)

289
00:12:45,291 --> 00:12:47,831
Skaar: What lizard people doing?

290
00:12:48,125 --> 00:12:49,205
Whoa...

291
00:12:49,291 --> 00:12:51,041
Nothing good. That's for sure.

292
00:12:51,709 --> 00:12:53,129
-(growling)
-(clanking)

293
00:12:53,208 --> 00:12:55,878
She-Hulk: They actually built
a doomsday machine.

294
00:12:55,959 --> 00:12:58,169
Hello, doomsday machine.

295
00:12:58,250 --> 00:13:01,500
Since when did dinosaurs get so smart?

296
00:13:01,583 --> 00:13:04,173
(sighing)
Well, we're here.

297
00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:06,040
Might as well save the world.

298
00:13:06,125 --> 00:13:08,325
Skaar, slash drill. Got it?

299
00:13:08,417 --> 00:13:10,917
-I'll cover you.
-Skaar slash!

300
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,630
-She-Hulk: And we're off.
-(yelling)

301
00:13:13,792 --> 00:13:15,132
(grunts)

302
00:13:18,083 --> 00:13:20,673
(horn booming)

303
00:13:22,083 --> 00:13:23,583
(dinosaurs screeching)

304
00:13:28,125 --> 00:13:29,575
-(yells)
-(crackling)

305
00:13:29,667 --> 00:13:31,537
(zapping)

306
00:13:32,542 --> 00:13:34,132
-(laughing)
-(gunshots)

307
00:13:35,709 --> 00:13:37,709
(groaning)

308
00:13:37,875 --> 00:13:39,375
(horn booming)

309
00:13:42,041 --> 00:13:44,081
My drill. In danger.

310
00:13:44,792 --> 00:13:46,382
Finish them!

311
00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:55,250
(whimpering)

312
00:13:55,917 --> 00:13:57,127
(panting)

313
00:13:57,375 --> 00:14:00,785
-(gasps)
-Oh! Ow! Ow! Ow!

314
00:14:01,542 --> 00:14:03,382
(gulps)

315
00:14:04,375 --> 00:14:06,245
Hulk: No!

316
00:14:06,291 --> 00:14:07,421
(belches)

317
00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:09,460
(dinosaur roaring)

318
00:14:14,709 --> 00:14:17,499
Hulk: Hang on, Rick.
I'll get you out of there.

319
00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:20,420
Red Hulk: Fat chance.

320
00:14:20,792 --> 00:14:22,292
(roaring)

321
00:14:22,750 --> 00:14:23,830
(grunting)

322
00:14:25,417 --> 00:14:26,627
Red Hulk: That's how you do it.

323
00:14:26,709 --> 00:14:30,539
I leave you alone for two seconds
and you get Rick swallowed by a dinosaur?

324
00:14:30,625 --> 00:14:33,705
So, let's perform a little A-Bomb-ectomy.

325
00:14:33,792 --> 00:14:36,332
-(chuckles)
-(roaring)

326
00:14:38,792 --> 00:14:40,422
Got a better idea.

327
00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:41,500
(growling)

328
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,130
(Hulk grunting)

329
00:14:44,667 --> 00:14:46,787
(thumping)

330
00:14:47,166 --> 00:14:48,246
(Hulk grunting)

331
00:14:48,291 --> 00:14:50,631
Whoa! Whoa, easy, big fella.

332
00:14:50,709 --> 00:14:53,039
-Calm down. Calm down.
-(low growl)

333
00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:54,455
Hulk: That's a good boy.

334
00:14:55,625 --> 00:14:56,785
(warbling)

335
00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:04,083
(belches)

336
00:15:04,750 --> 00:15:06,670
-(groans)
-(squelches)

337
00:15:07,166 --> 00:15:10,876
(sighing)
Lesson three: "no more lessons from Red".

338
00:15:11,709 --> 00:15:12,749
(squelches)

339
00:15:12,834 --> 00:15:14,584
Dinosaur trying to eat me again.

340
00:15:14,667 --> 00:15:15,827
Aah!

341
00:15:15,959 --> 00:15:17,419
Relax. He's our friend now.

342
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,790
He's free of Sauron's mind control.

343
00:15:19,875 --> 00:15:23,125
Aw. He's a cute little devil, isn't he?

344
00:15:23,208 --> 00:15:26,038
-Who's a devil dinosaur? That's you.
-(growls)

345
00:15:26,208 --> 00:15:29,378
A-Bomb: Spikes and horns and roar.
I love devil dinosaur.

346
00:15:29,583 --> 00:15:31,543
(chuckling)
Yeah, you are.

347
00:15:32,542 --> 00:15:34,542
<i>I told Hulk my armor's tough.</i>

348
00:15:34,875 --> 00:15:37,915
<i>I just rolled up into a ball</i>
<i>so devil couldn't digest me.</i>

349
00:15:38,542 --> 00:15:39,832
(rumbling)

350
00:15:40,208 --> 00:15:42,458
Play time's over. Let's move.

351
00:15:42,834 --> 00:15:44,834
(zapping)

352
00:15:48,792 --> 00:15:50,002
-(grunting)
-(clangs)

353
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:51,423
(both growling)

354
00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:53,500
(dinosaurs screeching)

355
00:15:54,166 --> 00:15:55,416
(distant thud)

356
00:15:57,125 --> 00:15:58,575
Which one stop drill?

357
00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:01,132
Halt, beast man.

358
00:16:02,166 --> 00:16:03,626
(high-pitched whirring)

359
00:16:04,709 --> 00:16:07,289
Sauron: My thrall savage.

360
00:16:07,375 --> 00:16:08,995
(hissing)

361
00:16:09,083 --> 00:16:10,923
(groaning)

362
00:16:11,041 --> 00:16:12,081
Skaar?

363
00:16:12,166 --> 00:16:13,626
-What are you...
-(thuds)

364
00:16:13,709 --> 00:16:15,999
Give me your strength.

365
00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:17,500
-(groaning)
-(crackling)

366
00:16:17,750 --> 00:16:18,750
(whimpering)

367
00:16:19,083 --> 00:16:20,333
(both groaning)

368
00:16:20,458 --> 00:16:21,958
Yes!

369
00:16:24,792 --> 00:16:27,832
The global cataclysm is at hand!

370
00:16:27,917 --> 00:16:32,127
Earthquake and fire will destroy
human civilization!

371
00:16:33,417 --> 00:16:37,497
-Dinosaurs...
-Are history. And so are you.

372
00:16:37,834 --> 00:16:39,464
-(grunting)
-I'll take Sauron.

373
00:16:39,542 --> 00:16:43,172
-You guys take the drill.
-Oh, no. I'll take the drill.

374
00:16:43,250 --> 00:16:44,790
<i>You</i> take Sauron.

375
00:16:45,250 --> 00:16:47,380
-(groans)
-I'm on it, Green.

376
00:16:47,792 --> 00:16:49,252
(whirring)

377
00:16:53,750 --> 00:16:55,630
-(yelling)
-(rumbling)

378
00:16:59,709 --> 00:17:01,329
(growling)

379
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,000
(rumbling)

380
00:17:06,083 --> 00:17:07,503
(groaning)

381
00:17:08,709 --> 00:17:10,129
(dinosaur roaring)

382
00:17:10,583 --> 00:17:11,753
(thuds)

383
00:17:12,125 --> 00:17:13,285
Traitor!

384
00:17:13,375 --> 00:17:16,375
You would defend those
who would destroy us?

385
00:17:16,709 --> 00:17:20,289
-(crackling)
-(rumbling)

386
00:17:21,834 --> 00:17:23,754
Gotta put the brakes on this drill, Jones.

387
00:17:24,625 --> 00:17:27,455
-Hey, wait up.
-(both grunting)

388
00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:34,293
Sauron: The final plate
is about to fracture.

389
00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:37,462
The end of your world is at hand.

390
00:17:37,917 --> 00:17:39,627
(laughing)

391
00:17:40,792 --> 00:17:42,252
(Hulk Roars)

392
00:17:42,917 --> 00:17:44,917
-(whirring)
-(groaning)

393
00:17:46,083 --> 00:17:48,213
-Sauron: Such power.
-(crackling)

394
00:17:48,291 --> 00:17:51,671
I have never felt anything its equal.

395
00:17:51,750 --> 00:17:53,290
(groaning)

396
00:18:00,250 --> 00:18:01,920
-(roaring)
-(rumbling)

397
00:18:06,542 --> 00:18:09,332
-Red, you gonna stop this thing, or what?
-(groaning)

398
00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:10,830
Working on it.

399
00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:12,291
Let's see.

400
00:18:12,375 --> 00:18:14,455
If I was a reverse lever,
which one would I be?

401
00:18:15,208 --> 00:18:17,038
Eenie, meenie, miney, moe!

402
00:18:17,125 --> 00:18:19,285
(cranks)

403
00:18:21,250 --> 00:18:23,670
(cranking rapidly)

404
00:18:24,667 --> 00:18:26,667
Ooh, I'm good.

405
00:18:28,417 --> 00:18:29,577
Stop them!

406
00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:32,245
-(zaps)
-(groans)

407
00:18:32,625 --> 00:18:33,825
No!

408
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,540
(A-Bomb roaring)

409
00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:38,423
(zapping)

410
00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:40,670
Red!

411
00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:42,380
(rumbling)

412
00:18:42,458 --> 00:18:44,578
(groaning)

413
00:18:48,792 --> 00:18:52,212
Hang on, Red.
Time to put my armor to the test.

414
00:18:52,291 --> 00:18:55,001
(whirring)

415
00:18:55,083 --> 00:18:56,713
(A-Bomb groaning)

416
00:19:02,917 --> 00:19:04,497
My drill!

417
00:19:04,583 --> 00:19:06,003
-(thumps
-thuds)

418
00:19:07,125 --> 00:19:08,285
(growling)

419
00:19:11,667 --> 00:19:13,077
(babbling)

420
00:19:13,208 --> 00:19:15,248
(whooshing)

421
00:19:18,375 --> 00:19:20,245
(wheezing)
No. All my power.

422
00:19:21,375 --> 00:19:22,705
Burned away.

423
00:19:23,542 --> 00:19:24,712
You're done.

424
00:19:24,792 --> 00:19:26,252
Well done.

425
00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:28,668
(gasping)

426
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:31,710
-My brothers. I've lost control of them.
-(screeching)

427
00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:33,670
And they've come for me.

428
00:19:33,750 --> 00:19:35,630
Sauron: You'll pay for this, Hulk!

429
00:19:35,709 --> 00:19:38,169
Hulk: That's one pterodactyl
turning chicken.

430
00:19:38,583 --> 00:19:39,753
(scoffs)

431
00:19:41,458 --> 00:19:43,668
-(rumbling)
-(fire bellowing)

432
00:19:52,166 --> 00:19:54,206
(rumbling continues)

433
00:19:56,333 --> 00:19:57,583
Rick?

434
00:19:57,750 --> 00:19:58,920
Rick!

435
00:19:59,333 --> 00:20:00,543
-(rumbles)
-(grunts)

436
00:20:00,875 --> 00:20:02,535
He... didn't make it.

437
00:20:02,959 --> 00:20:04,169
No.

438
00:20:04,542 --> 00:20:07,132
Ah, I was just messing with ya.
(laughs)

439
00:20:07,250 --> 00:20:08,330
(groans)

440
00:20:08,417 --> 00:20:10,037
Yeah, I figured, you little punk.

441
00:20:10,458 --> 00:20:11,748
Let's get out of here.

442
00:20:13,250 --> 00:20:15,000
(rumbling)

443
00:20:16,625 --> 00:20:18,285
You did okay, kid.

444
00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:20,250
For a rookie.

445
00:20:20,291 --> 00:20:22,381
All thanks to my training, of course.

446
00:20:22,458 --> 00:20:24,248
What training was that?

447
00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:27,791
No, no, no. To be fair,
I did face the danger head-on,

448
00:20:27,875 --> 00:20:31,125
but only after I took a moment
to think things through.

449
00:20:31,542 --> 00:20:34,252
-Best of both worlds.
-You did good today, Rick.

450
00:20:35,250 --> 00:20:36,830
<i>Oh, yeah!</i>

451
00:20:36,917 --> 00:20:40,577
<i>Who's a full-fledged, card-carrying</i>
<i>Agent of S.M.A.S.H.?</i>

452
00:20:40,667 --> 00:20:43,127
<i>That would be moi. Da bomb.</i>

453
00:20:43,208 --> 00:20:45,328
<i>That's my name. The A-Bomb.</i>

454
00:20:46,041 --> 00:20:48,041
I said you did good today.

455
00:20:48,125 --> 00:20:50,875
There's still tomorrow.
Training center. Ten minutes.

456
00:20:52,083 --> 00:20:53,383
Aw...

457
00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:55,920
-(roaring)
-(rumbling)

458
00:20:56,375 --> 00:20:58,455
Why did we bring that thing back?

459
00:20:58,542 --> 00:21:00,252
We already have a dog.

460
00:21:00,291 --> 00:21:01,751
(slurping)

461
00:21:01,834 --> 00:21:02,834
Huh?

462
00:21:03,208 --> 00:21:05,208
Hey, A-Bomb. Your next training mission

463
00:21:05,291 --> 00:21:08,631
will be to train "Red Rover"
to go to the bathroom outside.

464
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,420
He just left souvenirs
from the savage land

465
00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:13,210
all over Red's bunk.

466
00:21:13,583 --> 00:21:17,003
(growling)

467
00:21:18,041 --> 00:21:20,001
<i>I realize I gotta let Rick be Rick.</i>

468
00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:23,383
<i>He needs a chance to spread</i>
<i>his wings before he can fly.</i>

469
00:21:23,667 --> 00:21:25,247
She-Hulk: <i>That's what I've been saying.</i>

470
00:21:25,542 --> 00:21:26,882
<i>Just... You mind?</i>

471
00:21:26,959 --> 00:21:29,169
<i>I'm trying to have a private moment here.</i>

472
00:21:29,250 --> 00:21:30,500
<i>Sheesh.</i>

473
00:21:31,250 --> 00:21:32,790
- <i>Hulk out.</i>
-(static)

474
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:35,959
(closing theme music)