1 00:01:50,458 --> 00:01:52,378 "Oh God, to You we awaken, with You we fall asleep, 2 00:01:52,458 --> 00:01:54,958 with You we live, with You we die and to You we return." 3 00:01:56,292 --> 00:01:59,875 Fine, whatever, shit happens. I'm leaving now anyway. 4 00:02:02,542 --> 00:02:05,349 Meet me there. They won't let me in with the baby. 5 00:02:05,430 --> 00:02:06,263 Bye. 6 00:02:08,125 --> 00:02:09,500 Wait, please! 7 00:02:13,667 --> 00:02:15,292 The French Road? 8 00:02:20,615 --> 00:02:24,502 Good luck to everyone taking the high school exams today. 9 00:02:24,583 --> 00:02:28,583 I know it's a tough day, that'll define your future. 10 00:02:28,667 --> 00:02:31,375 But try not to stress out. Stress is the hardest part. 11 00:02:31,458 --> 00:02:36,875 I mean you've being preparing for this all year long so… 12 00:02:36,958 --> 00:02:41,125 Can you hold her for me, please, sheikh? 13 00:02:43,333 --> 00:02:44,875 In the name of God. 14 00:02:45,583 --> 00:02:50,458 Don't throw all your efforts away being stressed. Best of luck! 15 00:02:50,542 --> 00:02:54,208 I'm sure you're all going to get excellent grades. 16 00:02:54,292 --> 00:02:55,917 Lord have mercy! 17 00:03:00,947 --> 00:03:03,583 Is your mom's bag devoid of any virtue? 18 00:03:04,417 --> 00:03:05,792 Maybe a hairpin or something? 19 00:03:08,583 --> 00:03:10,417 Goddam it! 20 00:03:10,500 --> 00:03:11,927 Take her back, lady. 21 00:03:12,008 --> 00:03:14,107 She did a number on me! Take her back! 22 00:03:14,188 --> 00:03:15,522 Alright, hold on. 23 00:03:15,603 --> 00:03:16,595 Hold on? 24 00:03:16,676 --> 00:03:20,041 It seeped through her blanket. I'm all wet! 25 00:03:20,583 --> 00:03:22,833 What did you feed her, cane juice? 26 00:03:22,917 --> 00:03:28,833 - It's ok. Sorry. - It's ok? Really? Lord have mercy! 27 00:03:30,042 --> 00:03:34,542 Hold on to these prayers, bro. I can't keep them, I'm not clean. 28 00:03:35,417 --> 00:03:38,333 - God help us all, lady! - I said sorry, enough already! 29 00:03:38,417 --> 00:03:40,003 You have some gall talking to me like that! 30 00:03:40,083 --> 00:03:42,167 You ought to be ashamed of yourself! 31 00:03:42,250 --> 00:03:44,375 You never wet yourself when you were a kid? 32 00:03:44,458 --> 00:03:47,792 Why are you changing the subject? Keep your tongue in your mouth! 33 00:03:47,875 --> 00:03:51,792 Leave my tongue alone, you don't want a taste of it! It can hurt you bad! 34 00:03:51,875 --> 00:03:54,542 Guys, let's cool it, ok? Calm down. 35 00:03:54,625 --> 00:03:56,420 I'm letting you off the hook, just cos you're a woman. 36 00:03:56,500 --> 00:03:58,750 Don't let me off the hook. Speak up. 37 00:03:58,833 --> 00:04:01,875 I'll throw my shoe in your face, you and your whole family! 38 00:04:01,958 --> 00:04:03,702 You insult my family? 39 00:04:03,843 --> 00:04:05,128 Of course, 40 00:04:05,208 --> 00:04:09,542 I can't talk about yours, cos you don't have any or they'd… 41 00:04:09,625 --> 00:04:11,625 Shut up, you stupid jerk! I'll show… 42 00:04:13,375 --> 00:04:16,667 Get out lady, please. This is too much. He's done nothing to you. 43 00:04:16,750 --> 00:04:19,128 - I'm not getting out! - Please lady, get out, we're late. 44 00:04:19,208 --> 00:04:21,375 Come on lady, we've got places to go. 45 00:04:21,458 --> 00:04:25,412 Shut up, all of you! Mind your own business! 46 00:04:25,500 --> 00:04:26,378 Let's go, driver! 47 00:04:26,458 --> 00:04:28,792 No, I'm not going anywhere. 48 00:04:38,333 --> 00:04:40,000 Listen, driver. 49 00:04:41,328 --> 00:04:42,811 Do you like to party? 50 00:04:42,891 --> 00:04:47,627 Come, anytime. Food and drinks on me. 51 00:04:47,708 --> 00:04:49,000 Such a cheap shot! 52 00:04:49,081 --> 00:04:51,081 PARTY WITH DJ 53 00:04:53,292 --> 00:04:54,708 What are you waiting for? 54 00:04:57,542 --> 00:04:59,992 You're such a lowlife! 55 00:05:00,660 --> 00:05:03,932 Give me my change back! Give me my change! 56 00:05:09,446 --> 00:05:11,988 But I didn't want cheese and cold cuts. 57 00:05:12,084 --> 00:05:17,084 I wanted Falafel, aged cheese and pickled tomatoes. 58 00:05:17,208 --> 00:05:21,175 Sure, son. I'll get you everything you want, darling. 59 00:05:21,256 --> 00:05:24,131 What's that? Why do you have a calculator? 60 00:05:24,212 --> 00:05:25,337 I might need it. 61 00:05:25,418 --> 00:05:29,085 For an Arabic exam? Lord have mercy! 62 00:05:30,875 --> 00:05:32,283 Fine, we're good. 63 00:05:32,383 --> 00:05:36,602 Listen, do not take this bandage off. 64 00:05:36,683 --> 00:05:38,102 - Understood? - Understood. 65 00:05:38,183 --> 00:05:42,083 I won't take it off, so nobody sees the earbud I cheat with. 66 00:05:42,167 --> 00:05:45,250 Shut your mouth! Don't blow it! 67 00:05:45,333 --> 00:05:47,667 You're going to cost me my Mayorship, Helela! 68 00:05:47,750 --> 00:05:53,000 No, I'll graduate high school and you won't lose your Mayorship. 69 00:05:53,083 --> 00:05:55,792 Even if I don't get my high school diploma, 70 00:05:55,875 --> 00:05:58,042 I still have my vaccine certificate. 71 00:05:58,125 --> 00:06:00,292 The only certificate you'll get is… 72 00:06:00,375 --> 00:06:03,792 your mom's death certificate! I'm gonna kill her because of you! 73 00:06:03,875 --> 00:06:05,708 You're just like her! 74 00:06:05,792 --> 00:06:07,125 - Orabi! - Yes, Mr. Mayor? 75 00:06:07,208 --> 00:06:08,462 - Keep checking on the boy! - I will. 76 00:06:08,542 --> 00:06:09,818 You can't mess up. 77 00:06:09,912 --> 00:06:13,544 There's only two exams today. Two! 78 00:06:13,625 --> 00:06:16,708 Sure, but I'm not supervising Helela's exam. 79 00:06:16,792 --> 00:06:19,958 Not my problem! You can supervise a high voltage cable, for all I care! 80 00:06:20,042 --> 00:06:23,542 - Sure. - Do your thing and I'll do mine. 81 00:06:23,625 --> 00:06:25,128 - Yes, Mr. Mayor! - Get it done, Orabi! 82 00:06:25,208 --> 00:06:26,878 - Yes, yes, Mr. Mayor! - Or else you know what'll happ… 83 00:06:26,958 --> 00:06:28,000 No, no, please! 84 00:06:28,083 --> 00:06:29,628 I'll make you ride a cow upside down! 85 00:06:29,708 --> 00:06:31,545 - No, please, Mr. Mayor! I'll do it! - Take care of Helela! 86 00:06:31,625 --> 00:06:32,667 Yes, I will, I will! 87 00:06:32,750 --> 00:06:35,708 Go now, Helela. God be with you. Go on now, darling. 88 00:06:36,667 --> 00:06:39,708 - The biggest star of all time! - Are you kidding me? 89 00:06:39,792 --> 00:06:43,833 I'm sorry ma'am. I got a flat tire, had to replace it. 90 00:06:43,917 --> 00:06:45,833 Whatever, stop blabbering. 91 00:06:45,917 --> 00:06:47,587 - Keep her around the AC. - I sure will. 92 00:06:47,667 --> 00:06:49,459 The bottle's in the bag, if she gets hungry. 93 00:06:49,539 --> 00:06:49,913 Ok. 94 00:06:49,994 --> 00:06:53,000 She better not be crying when I come out. Get out of here! 95 00:06:53,083 --> 00:06:56,042 Good luck, ma'am! Don't worry, I'll take care of her. 96 00:06:58,667 --> 00:07:00,420 You really thought you could get away from me? 97 00:07:00,500 --> 00:07:02,628 Follow us on your own two feet or we'll take you on your back! 98 00:07:02,708 --> 00:07:04,875 - Let me go! - You better listen, girl! 99 00:07:04,958 --> 00:07:06,458 - Come here! - Let me go! 100 00:07:06,542 --> 00:07:08,042 What the hell is going on here? 101 00:07:08,125 --> 00:07:11,000 I'm her brother, officer, and this is her fiancé. 102 00:07:11,083 --> 00:07:12,878 She's taking this exam without our consent! 103 00:07:12,958 --> 00:07:17,458 Sir, I'm a homeschooler! I'm here for the exam. Here's my seat number! 104 00:07:21,500 --> 00:07:22,958 So what's your problem then? 105 00:07:23,042 --> 00:07:28,375 The thing is, sir, her fiancé wants her to be a stay-at-home mom. 106 00:07:28,458 --> 00:07:32,208 - That's just his mentality, sir. - Keep your family issues at home. 107 00:07:32,292 --> 00:07:33,792 People are taking exams here. 108 00:07:33,875 --> 00:07:36,875 Only students are allowed. Are you students? 109 00:07:36,958 --> 00:07:38,250 Yes, we are. 110 00:07:38,333 --> 00:07:41,583 They're lying, sir! They can't even read! 111 00:07:42,542 --> 00:07:44,042 Try reading this word! 112 00:07:45,583 --> 00:07:46,625 Government. 113 00:07:47,667 --> 00:07:50,292 - Government? - The ministry of Interior. 114 00:07:50,375 --> 00:07:51,667 He means the one below. 115 00:07:51,750 --> 00:07:53,420 The one below? Get the hell out of here! 116 00:07:53,500 --> 00:07:54,667 Come on, let's go! 117 00:07:54,750 --> 00:07:56,712 Go ahead Miss. Take your exam, don't worry about them. Go. 118 00:07:56,792 --> 00:07:57,833 Get out of here! 119 00:07:58,500 --> 00:08:02,417 I'll be right here! You're bound to come out! 120 00:08:02,500 --> 00:08:04,979 Don't you dare threaten her! I'll throw you in jail! Leave! 121 00:08:05,059 --> 00:08:08,112 SIGN: CONSERVE WATER; IT IS THE SECRET OF LIFE 122 00:08:10,119 --> 00:08:12,452 HIGH SCHOOL FINAL 123 00:08:19,792 --> 00:08:21,542 Turn your papers over! 124 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:30,500 Don't you dare cheat! Let's try to have a nice day! 125 00:09:04,250 --> 00:09:05,667 Starting the signal. 126 00:09:05,750 --> 00:09:09,708 Yes, Helela, my darling boy. Help us, please God! 127 00:09:10,792 --> 00:09:13,126 How's it going, chief? Did you find Mr. Abdel Bari? 128 00:09:14,125 --> 00:09:16,375 He's supervising an exam in Bassous. 129 00:09:16,458 --> 00:09:19,875 What the hell! Goddam you and your guards! 130 00:09:19,958 --> 00:09:21,170 Don't worry, Mr. Mayor, I took care of it! 131 00:09:21,250 --> 00:09:22,503 Took care of it? What did you do? 132 00:09:22,583 --> 00:09:24,500 Come out Mr. Dardiri. 133 00:09:26,208 --> 00:09:28,708 Mr. Dardiri's a master Arabic teacher. 134 00:09:28,792 --> 00:09:30,500 So glad to meet you Mr. Dardiri! 135 00:09:30,583 --> 00:09:32,583 I won't partake in cheating, Mr. Mayor! 136 00:09:32,667 --> 00:09:36,667 Cheating is a sin and I only fear my creator! 137 00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:40,125 God bless you. Fear your creator, but fear the chief too. 138 00:09:40,208 --> 00:09:42,106 Only my creator, Mr. Mayor. 139 00:09:42,187 --> 00:09:44,003 If you think you can threaten me, 140 00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:46,250 my family will fight for me! 141 00:09:46,333 --> 00:09:51,458 As you wish, Mr. Dardiri. Take Mr. Dardiri, chief. 142 00:09:51,542 --> 00:09:53,833 Get him settled, take good care of him. 143 00:09:53,917 --> 00:09:55,670 - Please, Mr. Dardiri, go with him. - I'm not going anywhere. 144 00:09:55,750 --> 00:09:57,878 - I'm not doing anything! - Come with me, Mr. Dardiri. 145 00:09:57,958 --> 00:09:59,295 - I'll explain everything. - I'm not going anywhere! 146 00:09:59,375 --> 00:10:01,000 We'll do whatever you want. 147 00:10:05,292 --> 00:10:08,458 Mister, can you please hand me this eraser? 148 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,250 Put your jacket back on! 149 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,833 It's so hot. I can't stand my clothes. 150 00:10:18,917 --> 00:10:21,958 Listen here, this stuff doesn't work with me! 151 00:10:24,154 --> 00:10:25,363 Look at your paper! 152 00:10:26,083 --> 00:10:27,167 Look at your paper! 153 00:10:27,875 --> 00:10:29,833 Tell me the questions, son. 154 00:10:29,917 --> 00:10:31,875 Ow! I won't shut up! 155 00:10:31,958 --> 00:10:36,167 Ex… Ex… Ex… Exma… 156 00:10:36,250 --> 00:10:37,458 Exma…? 157 00:10:37,542 --> 00:10:41,833 Exma… 158 00:10:41,917 --> 00:10:43,792 Looks like a tough exam. 159 00:10:43,875 --> 00:10:45,542 Does the word end with an M? 160 00:10:45,625 --> 00:10:46,958 How did you know? 161 00:10:47,958 --> 00:10:51,167 - Are you here in the classroom? - Goddam you and your mother! 162 00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:53,208 You can't read the word 'Exam'? 163 00:10:53,292 --> 00:10:55,792 How are you going to read the rest of the questions? 164 00:10:55,875 --> 00:10:57,792 I'll whisper, like we agreed. 165 00:10:57,875 --> 00:11:01,625 Listen, Helela. Tell the supervisor to read you the 1st question. 166 00:11:01,708 --> 00:11:04,167 - No way. - I'm telling you, make him read 167 00:11:04,250 --> 00:11:07,000 the 1st question! He knows, just tell him! 168 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:09,792 Mister! Mister! 169 00:11:09,875 --> 00:11:11,792 Yes, son? 170 00:11:11,875 --> 00:11:14,292 I need you to read the 1st question. 171 00:11:14,375 --> 00:11:16,875 You're graduating high school and you can't read? 172 00:11:18,708 --> 00:11:19,958 The print is bad. 173 00:11:22,292 --> 00:11:24,375 I'll read the questions one time 174 00:11:24,458 --> 00:11:25,875 and that's it! 175 00:11:25,958 --> 00:11:27,500 So you all better listen. 176 00:11:27,583 --> 00:11:28,708 Listen. 177 00:11:28,792 --> 00:11:31,542 First of all, rhetoric. 178 00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:35,875 Peace be unto you. I'm here for the exam. 179 00:11:35,958 --> 00:11:37,125 Fine. 180 00:11:38,042 --> 00:11:40,292 - Seat number and ID. - Sure. 181 00:11:42,208 --> 00:11:45,042 You can sit over there. Let's go. 182 00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:51,750 Oh no, not you again. 183 00:11:52,667 --> 00:11:54,125 Shut the hell up! 184 00:11:56,125 --> 00:11:57,917 - Here you go. - Thank you. 185 00:12:00,417 --> 00:12:06,417 The Most High said: "If two groups of believers fight each other, 186 00:12:07,417 --> 00:12:10,125 - then make peace between them..." - Goodness me! 187 00:12:11,542 --> 00:12:13,375 We have to write about the Koran? 188 00:12:13,458 --> 00:12:15,583 - Why, are you a Christian sheikh? - Shut up! 189 00:12:15,667 --> 00:12:19,958 What's going on? You don't like the exam? 190 00:12:20,792 --> 00:12:25,208 Rhetoric in the Koran and Hadiths. 191 00:12:25,292 --> 00:12:27,292 Grammar in the Prophetic Biography. 192 00:12:27,375 --> 00:12:30,375 No hymns? No "Struggle of Thebes"? 193 00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:31,667 Nope. 194 00:12:32,375 --> 00:12:39,375 - Alright, the question says… - Mister! Can I go to the bathroom? 195 00:12:39,500 --> 00:12:43,167 You saw the questions and now want to go to the bathroom? 196 00:12:43,250 --> 00:12:44,315 I don't think so, boy! 197 00:12:44,396 --> 00:12:47,395 I don't play these games! You can't fool me! 198 00:12:48,750 --> 00:12:50,375 Look at your paper! 199 00:12:52,375 --> 00:12:56,667 What does the Most High say in Surah Al Bayyinah… 200 00:12:56,750 --> 00:12:58,833 - Sir! Sir! - What? 201 00:12:58,917 --> 00:13:01,625 Can you please come closer? Please, it's personal. 202 00:13:05,792 --> 00:13:06,958 So, what do you want? 203 00:13:09,620 --> 00:13:11,245 I'm not pure. 204 00:13:11,326 --> 00:13:13,919 What the hell, son? Don't talk about yourself like that! 205 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:18,625 I don't mean in general. On my way here, a kid did it to me. 206 00:13:18,708 --> 00:13:20,833 - Did it to you? - Yes, did it to me. 207 00:13:20,917 --> 00:13:24,667 - Did what to you? - I mean she pi… Pissed on me. 208 00:13:24,750 --> 00:13:26,042 Well, why didn't you say so? 209 00:13:26,125 --> 00:13:31,583 I'm telling you sir. I can't hold this paper, with God's words on it, 210 00:13:31,667 --> 00:13:32,792 I'm not clean. 211 00:13:32,875 --> 00:13:35,875 I'm asking you to go wash up and come back. 212 00:13:35,958 --> 00:13:38,833 - Please, for God's sake. - My man! My man! 213 00:13:38,917 --> 00:13:40,420 - What? - My hair's grown white supervising 214 00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:41,750 these exams. 215 00:13:42,458 --> 00:13:43,920 Do not think you can pull the wool over my eyes! 216 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,125 Please, sir. 217 00:13:45,208 --> 00:13:46,292 Look at your paper! 218 00:13:46,917 --> 00:13:48,875 I've read the questions. 219 00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:52,292 If you're able to answer, good for you, it's a free country. 220 00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:56,833 Goddam you, woman. Goddam you! 221 00:13:57,708 --> 00:14:00,000 The exam's so easy, like water flow. 222 00:14:00,083 --> 00:14:04,000 Just the first question, kid! At least, you'll get a D. 223 00:14:06,667 --> 00:14:10,750 Aaaa… Aaaa… 224 00:14:10,833 --> 00:14:14,125 - Awash? - No, not awash. Not awash. 225 00:14:16,958 --> 00:14:21,042 - Aaaa… Aaa… - Awake? 226 00:14:21,125 --> 00:14:22,253 What are you talking about? 227 00:14:22,333 --> 00:14:25,208 Boy! The day's almost over and you're just sitting there barking! 228 00:14:25,292 --> 00:14:27,583 I'm about to get a heart attack! 229 00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:30,167 I can't hear you. I can't hear. 230 00:14:31,083 --> 00:14:32,642 Listen, son. 231 00:14:33,416 --> 00:14:36,627 Put your hand in the bandage and turn the volume up. 232 00:14:36,708 --> 00:14:38,417 It's a small button. 233 00:14:48,875 --> 00:14:53,708 Come on, kid. Do it already! Come on, be done with it, son! 234 00:14:53,792 --> 00:14:55,625 I'm about to pass out, son! 235 00:14:57,883 --> 00:14:58,788 Aaaa… 236 00:14:58,869 --> 00:15:02,341 Abu Hurayra, may Allah be pleased with him, said… 237 00:15:03,958 --> 00:15:07,708 - Come on, tell him. Tell him. - Helela! Boy! 238 00:15:07,792 --> 00:15:08,833 Tell who? 239 00:15:08,917 --> 00:15:10,625 The voice coming out of your head. 240 00:15:10,708 --> 00:15:15,083 He got caught! I'm going to lose my Mayorship! 241 00:15:15,167 --> 00:15:16,712 - Take off this turban! - It's not a turban! 242 00:15:16,792 --> 00:15:18,212 - Take it off! - I have a brain injury. 243 00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:20,045 - Yeah, I want to see your brain! - Please, don't! 244 00:15:20,125 --> 00:15:22,958 The doctor said my brain can't be exposed to humidity! 245 00:15:23,042 --> 00:15:24,292 I'll give you humidity! 246 00:15:24,375 --> 00:15:26,375 Please, you can't! Leave my brain alone! 247 00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:28,792 - I want to see your cracked skull! - But you can't! 248 00:15:28,875 --> 00:15:31,708 Get your hands off! Let me see. What's that? 249 00:15:34,958 --> 00:15:36,958 - An earbud, boy? - It's not mine. 250 00:15:37,042 --> 00:15:38,875 I just got it out of your left middle ear. 251 00:15:38,958 --> 00:15:40,542 I thought it was the right one. 252 00:15:40,625 --> 00:15:42,750 Where's the phone? Show it to me. 253 00:15:43,958 --> 00:15:46,292 I don't have a phone, I swear to God. 254 00:15:47,083 --> 00:15:50,708 The earbud is connected to the watch. 255 00:15:50,792 --> 00:15:51,958 I'm no fool. 256 00:15:52,958 --> 00:15:58,375 Alright. Yes, hello? I'm the supervisor, who's speaking? 257 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,625 I'm the mayor. Abdel Rehim Beaela. 258 00:16:00,708 --> 00:16:02,875 - Mayor of Salaka. - I can't hear you. 259 00:16:02,958 --> 00:16:06,750 You can turn the volume up. Take this as well. 260 00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:10,083 Sir, I'm Abdel Rehim Beaela! Mayor of Salaka! 261 00:16:10,167 --> 00:16:13,045 If my son did something wrong, I'll teach him a lesson he won't forget. 262 00:16:13,125 --> 00:16:15,125 No, don't worry. I'll take care of that. 263 00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:19,333 Ok, sir. You applied for a piece of land, haven't you? 264 00:16:19,417 --> 00:16:22,625 If Helela passes the exam, it's yours. 265 00:16:22,708 --> 00:16:23,833 Oh, a bribe then? 266 00:16:23,917 --> 00:16:25,761 A bribe? Course not. 267 00:16:25,862 --> 00:16:28,294 It's just an empty land, you can have it. 268 00:16:28,375 --> 00:16:32,167 I could've forgiven your son. 269 00:16:32,250 --> 00:16:34,500 But because of what you just said, 270 00:16:34,583 --> 00:16:38,125 I swear to God, I'll report him for cheating! 271 00:16:38,208 --> 00:16:41,583 Listen here, Mr. Saad Abdel Ghany Hefnawy! 272 00:16:42,417 --> 00:16:47,708 You were saved from Covid by putting a tube in your throat. 273 00:16:47,792 --> 00:16:52,083 But I swear on my wife's head, if Helela fails, 274 00:16:52,167 --> 00:16:54,792 you'll be sorry you were born! 275 00:16:54,875 --> 00:16:58,750 And I'll kill you cows, poison your crop! 276 00:16:58,833 --> 00:17:01,333 I'm going to call the cops on you! 277 00:17:01,417 --> 00:17:08,333 Do it. And you'll find your stupid son drowned in the river! 278 00:17:08,417 --> 00:17:09,625 Are you threatening my son? 279 00:17:09,708 --> 00:17:12,125 If you harm my son, I'll harm yours! 280 00:17:12,208 --> 00:17:15,583 Not my son, Mayor! Not my son! 281 00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:18,833 You're abusing your power to hurt poor people! 282 00:17:19,667 --> 00:17:22,125 God Almighty is the most powerful! 283 00:17:24,167 --> 00:17:29,583 God is more powerful than you! He'll punish you and your son! 284 00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:34,500 Sufficient for us is Allah! And He is the best Disposer of affairs! 285 00:17:43,583 --> 00:17:45,542 Oh my God! 286 00:17:47,750 --> 00:17:52,167 - Mister… Mister… - Oh my God. Mister! Mister! 287 00:17:52,250 --> 00:17:53,292 Try to pick him up! 288 00:17:53,375 --> 00:17:55,917 Stay back. He needs some air! 289 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,417 Lord have mercy! 290 00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:00,250 What did you do to this poor man? 291 00:18:01,042 --> 00:18:02,667 We need a doctor! A doctor! 292 00:18:07,958 --> 00:18:11,000 Get away from him! He's turning blue! What are you doing? 293 00:18:11,083 --> 00:18:12,667 I'm sucking the air out of him. 294 00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:15,333 You just sucked the life out of him! 295 00:18:30,083 --> 00:18:32,750 Did you take his throat whistle? 296 00:18:43,917 --> 00:18:45,375 The man is dead. 297 00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:48,458 - Oh my God. - He's dead? 298 00:18:49,333 --> 00:18:52,417 He died because of me. I killed him! 299 00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:55,750 I told you I wasn't clean, you didn't believe me! 300 00:18:55,833 --> 00:18:59,000 - Goddam you, woman! - Me? Why me? 301 00:18:59,083 --> 00:19:03,000 - It's your fault! Get away from me! - Just take it easy, man! 302 00:19:03,083 --> 00:19:05,875 - I'm going to tell them he's dead. - Wait a second, come back! 303 00:19:05,958 --> 00:19:07,792 Get your hands off me. Don't touch me! 304 00:19:07,875 --> 00:19:09,583 Wait a second. Hold it. 305 00:19:09,667 --> 00:19:14,583 We can use this to our advantage. Let's think about it. 306 00:19:14,667 --> 00:19:16,375 Our advantage? Think about what? 307 00:19:18,083 --> 00:19:23,750 I think we should write all the answers before reporting this. 308 00:19:23,833 --> 00:19:25,713 What? Who does this? 309 00:19:26,087 --> 00:19:28,336 You've no conscience! You didn't even study? 310 00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:31,458 The guy's dead. Nothing can hurt him anymore. 311 00:19:31,542 --> 00:19:34,458 What are you taking about? How about some respect for the dead? 312 00:19:34,542 --> 00:19:37,167 Move! Don't touch me! I don't allow women to touch me! 313 00:19:37,250 --> 00:19:42,000 Ok, I'll touch you. Calm down, for God's… mercy. 314 00:19:42,083 --> 00:19:45,458 Listen, it's so messed up, we need to vote. 315 00:19:45,542 --> 00:19:48,125 What are you even saying? Let go of me! 316 00:19:48,208 --> 00:19:50,131 Let's take everyone's opinion. 317 00:19:50,211 --> 00:19:52,957 Who wants to answer first and then report later? 318 00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:58,625 Ok, who wants to report first and then answer later? 319 00:19:58,708 --> 00:20:00,917 It's over, man. It's done! 320 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,625 Get off me, man! 321 00:20:02,708 --> 00:20:06,417 Listen to me, listen to me everybody! 322 00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:10,250 You're like my children. I'm the oldest one here, 323 00:20:10,333 --> 00:20:12,452 I've seen it all. 324 00:20:12,613 --> 00:20:16,836 Do the right thing, even when it's hard. 325 00:20:16,917 --> 00:20:19,125 Or you'll regret it for the rest of your life! 326 00:20:19,208 --> 00:20:20,583 God bless you! 327 00:20:20,667 --> 00:20:24,875 - We answer first and report later. - Goddam you! 328 00:20:24,958 --> 00:20:29,250 I get 760 pounds more if I graduate high school. 329 00:20:29,333 --> 00:20:31,628 - Are you willing to pay me? - Let me report his death, guys! 330 00:20:31,708 --> 00:20:34,375 We're going to burn in hell! Can't you see that? 331 00:20:34,458 --> 00:20:38,000 Listen, you! One more step and I'll hug you! 332 00:20:49,375 --> 00:20:52,833 Get back here or I'll break your face. 333 00:21:08,542 --> 00:21:11,083 By Ashraf from Dandana, 334 00:21:11,167 --> 00:21:14,917 anyone comes near this door, 335 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:18,500 they'll be as dead as this good old man. 336 00:21:18,583 --> 00:21:22,000 But before killing them, I'll stick their guts to the blackboard. 337 00:21:22,917 --> 00:21:26,125 I don't understand what you're saying. 338 00:21:27,542 --> 00:21:31,375 But I guess it does sound scary. 339 00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:37,125 Let's do the right thing, for God's sake. 340 00:21:37,208 --> 00:21:40,458 I do everything wrong, for God's sake. 341 00:21:40,542 --> 00:21:42,500 That's what you call a challenge. 342 00:21:45,552 --> 00:21:49,545 TEAMWORK IS THE BEGINNING OF EVERY ACHIEVEMENT 343 00:21:49,750 --> 00:21:52,750 He wanted us to answer the questions. 344 00:21:52,833 --> 00:21:54,500 He's gonna have to answer now. 345 00:21:55,167 --> 00:21:57,375 Rest in peace, Mr. Saad. 346 00:21:57,458 --> 00:21:58,917 May God have mercy on him. 347 00:21:59,750 --> 00:22:01,917 You deserve a better end than this. 348 00:22:02,750 --> 00:22:07,042 You lived an honorable life and you died a martyr of cheating, 349 00:22:07,125 --> 00:22:08,500 treachery and treason… 350 00:22:08,583 --> 00:22:13,375 Shut the hell up, man. I'll show you what real martyrdom looks like. 351 00:22:13,458 --> 00:22:16,583 Come on everyone, get back to your desks. 352 00:22:16,667 --> 00:22:22,083 Let's go, sweetie. Yeah, move faster. 353 00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:26,292 Move, I haven't seen a woman for seven months now. 354 00:22:27,583 --> 00:22:31,083 - Where do you think you're going? - What? I'm going to sit in my place. 355 00:22:31,167 --> 00:22:34,333 You'll sit next to me, the class prefect. 356 00:22:34,417 --> 00:22:36,958 Move it, boy! Move! 357 00:22:39,250 --> 00:22:40,708 What's happening, Mahrous? 358 00:22:40,792 --> 00:22:42,503 The other supervisor looks busy with his class. 359 00:22:42,583 --> 00:22:45,042 - How about the Principal? - I haven't seen him yet. 360 00:22:45,125 --> 00:22:46,792 Alright, keep on the lookout. 361 00:22:46,875 --> 00:22:49,625 Don't worry about him. He's looking. 362 00:22:50,125 --> 00:22:54,750 Let's keep our voices down. Who's got the answer to the 1st question? 363 00:22:54,833 --> 00:22:55,875 Let's go. 364 00:23:10,292 --> 00:23:13,792 Nope. This is no driving test. 365 00:23:14,625 --> 00:23:19,417 And even if it were, give us a signal. Anyone? 366 00:23:21,208 --> 00:23:25,583 What the hell? Ok, forget the 1st answer. 367 00:23:25,667 --> 00:23:28,875 Give us any answer. Any answer! 368 00:23:30,333 --> 00:23:34,167 The prince of Poets is Ahmed Shawqi. 369 00:23:35,792 --> 00:23:41,333 The prince of Poets is… Ahmed Shawqi. 370 00:23:42,042 --> 00:23:45,667 What the heck? There's no question about this in here. 371 00:23:46,542 --> 00:23:49,020 Well, you said to give any answer. 372 00:23:49,875 --> 00:23:51,417 Not any answer in the world! 373 00:23:51,500 --> 00:23:54,042 Any answer in the exam, not in the world! 374 00:23:55,750 --> 00:23:58,208 Guys, this silence is getting spooky. 375 00:23:58,292 --> 00:23:59,708 I mean, anyone? Say something. 376 00:23:59,792 --> 00:24:02,250 I don't have the answer to any of these questions. 377 00:24:02,333 --> 00:24:04,083 But I can help. 378 00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:23,708 Wow, there's a whole world under this dress. Come with me. 379 00:24:23,792 --> 00:24:25,167 What, why? Stop dragging me. 380 00:24:25,250 --> 00:24:27,250 - Come here. Come. - Where? 381 00:24:27,333 --> 00:24:29,208 What's all this? 382 00:24:29,292 --> 00:24:33,542 Are you taking an exam or trying to evade customs? 383 00:24:33,625 --> 00:24:35,750 Goodness me! 384 00:24:35,833 --> 00:24:37,583 - Here look in these, girl. - Wow. 385 00:24:37,667 --> 00:24:40,125 And you Harry Potter, look in those. 386 00:24:44,667 --> 00:24:46,375 That's French. 387 00:24:47,708 --> 00:24:49,083 Physics. 388 00:24:52,375 --> 00:24:54,000 Geography. 389 00:24:57,292 --> 00:24:59,250 Story of my life by Hassan Lasmar. 390 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:05,625 I swear to God, I'll curse you on Judgment Day, every last one of you! 391 00:25:05,708 --> 00:25:09,125 Everyone by name. I'll get your names off your papers. 392 00:25:09,208 --> 00:25:11,875 And I'll tell everything. And I'll expand on it. 393 00:25:11,958 --> 00:25:14,333 Yeah and what good is it going to do you? 394 00:25:14,417 --> 00:25:17,333 - Come here, man. Help us look. - You want me to help you cheat! 395 00:25:17,417 --> 00:25:23,875 Sit down or I'll pick every hair on your beard! Sit down and look! 396 00:25:26,083 --> 00:25:28,875 Are you sure you have the Arabic book? 397 00:25:30,167 --> 00:25:35,875 My son might've stuck it to my blue dress, for the mechanics exam. 398 00:25:35,958 --> 00:25:40,042 Couldn't you just stick to one dress, for all the exams? 399 00:25:42,417 --> 00:25:46,125 Okay, wait. I might have something else. 400 00:25:53,542 --> 00:25:55,375 I actually think memorizing is easier. 401 00:25:55,458 --> 00:25:58,208 Wow. Look in those. 402 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:03,875 How can such a cute face hide so much evil? 403 00:26:04,500 --> 00:26:07,167 Stop it. Here, look in those. 404 00:26:16,375 --> 00:26:19,542 For heaven's sake! Put that out, girl! 405 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,083 Come on, man. I need some stress relief. 406 00:26:22,167 --> 00:26:28,375 Stress relief? Put it out, goddam it! It's going to stink to high heaven, 407 00:26:28,458 --> 00:26:31,500 they'll come and find the dead body! Put it out, now! 408 00:26:31,583 --> 00:26:34,667 - Ok, I'll go smoke out the window. - Stop it, girl. They'll smell us! 409 00:26:34,750 --> 00:26:36,875 - Throw it away! - Fine, I'll throw it. 410 00:26:38,208 --> 00:26:39,875 Belly dancers! 411 00:26:48,500 --> 00:26:50,833 - What are you doing? - Get off me! Don't touch me. 412 00:26:50,917 --> 00:26:52,253 - What are you holding there? - Don't touch me. 413 00:26:52,333 --> 00:26:53,587 Ibn Hanbal says not to. Get away from me! 414 00:26:53,667 --> 00:26:55,750 Haggag, come here! This guy's holding something. 415 00:26:55,833 --> 00:26:57,170 - I'm not holding anything. - Come here, you! 416 00:26:57,250 --> 00:27:00,000 - I have nothing. - Come here! 417 00:27:00,083 --> 00:27:01,917 Cheating is a sin. You'll burn in hell! 418 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,503 I've cheated before and I didn't get burned. 419 00:27:03,583 --> 00:27:04,753 Well, it's not instantaneous. 420 00:27:04,833 --> 00:27:07,667 Yes, it is. My aunt got burned before. 421 00:27:07,750 --> 00:27:08,917 - See? - Was she cheating? 422 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,542 No, she was cooking. 423 00:27:10,625 --> 00:27:13,833 - She was cooking? You moron! - Cooking, really? 424 00:27:13,917 --> 00:27:17,042 And you, stop it! Stop it now! I'll kill your mother! 425 00:27:17,125 --> 00:27:19,083 Ok, ok I'll tell you everything! 426 00:27:19,167 --> 00:27:20,917 Oh my God! He swallowed the cheat sheet! 427 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:24,708 I thought cheating burns? Is your tongue burning now? 428 00:27:24,792 --> 00:27:26,962 - I'm not scared of you, Haggag! - Oh my god! Oh my god! 429 00:27:27,042 --> 00:27:29,833 Don't think I'll change my mind cos you're beating me up! 430 00:27:29,917 --> 00:27:30,958 Say your last prayer! 431 00:27:31,042 --> 00:27:34,292 No, you can't kill him. We've already got a dead body. 432 00:27:34,375 --> 00:27:35,583 What's all this about? 433 00:27:35,667 --> 00:27:38,417 - He swallowed the cheat sheet! - What for? 434 00:27:38,500 --> 00:27:40,625 What for? You total freaking moron! 435 00:27:40,708 --> 00:27:46,917 - The supervisor is dead! - Oh my God! 436 00:27:48,625 --> 00:27:53,160 IT'S TIME FOR THE WEAPONS TO FALL SILENT AND FOR THE PEOPLE TO SPEAK 437 00:27:54,042 --> 00:27:56,833 I won't talk to you until Judgment Day. 438 00:27:56,917 --> 00:28:03,208 I'll go to your funerals and hide all the water. 439 00:28:03,292 --> 00:28:08,583 No one will be able to drink and they'll curse you. 440 00:28:08,667 --> 00:28:10,792 It's time to shut up, son. You talk too much. 441 00:28:10,875 --> 00:28:13,917 I don't know why you insist on us going to hell. 442 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,875 You'll get a bonus or what? 443 00:28:17,958 --> 00:28:19,542 Stop blabbering. 444 00:28:21,125 --> 00:28:25,333 What? Why are you insulting my mom? Do you even know her? 445 00:28:25,417 --> 00:28:28,750 Fine, I'll deal with you after the exam. 446 00:28:29,458 --> 00:28:31,625 After the exam. Let's go! 447 00:28:31,708 --> 00:28:33,708 Get back to your desks. 448 00:28:33,792 --> 00:28:37,042 Come on, lady, let's go. Hurry up! 449 00:28:37,125 --> 00:28:42,458 Let's go! Look, you bunch of retards! 450 00:28:42,542 --> 00:28:47,958 You might not have the answers, but maybe a hint? 451 00:28:48,042 --> 00:28:51,750 Ok, maybe not a hint. If you even think you recognize a word, say it! 452 00:28:56,125 --> 00:28:57,958 Guys, the silence is killing me. 453 00:28:59,042 --> 00:29:01,958 Someone break the silence with anything! 454 00:29:03,792 --> 00:29:08,000 What's that? What's that sound? 455 00:29:09,833 --> 00:29:11,417 Who's got a mobile phone? 456 00:29:12,625 --> 00:29:14,375 Who's got a mobile phone? 457 00:29:22,042 --> 00:29:26,833 Helela, don't tell me you have a phone, you blockhead? 458 00:29:28,417 --> 00:29:29,625 I have one. 459 00:29:31,042 --> 00:29:34,875 You absolute dimwit! Man! Where is it? 460 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:37,917 Back home, it's charging. 461 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,292 I couldn't bring it… 462 00:29:40,375 --> 00:29:44,083 Not one more word out of you, till the exam is over! 463 00:29:44,708 --> 00:29:46,958 Or I'll break this empty shell of yours! 464 00:29:47,042 --> 00:29:49,458 Let him go. Let's find this phone. 465 00:29:51,333 --> 00:29:53,625 When the exam is over, my dad will throw in jail. 466 00:29:54,792 --> 00:29:56,958 Does he think I'm wearing a Judo suit? 467 00:29:58,375 --> 00:30:02,417 You girl, is it your mobile phone? 468 00:30:09,917 --> 00:30:13,167 Ouch, my ear! Why did I put it there? 469 00:30:20,250 --> 00:30:24,667 God is great! We have a phone! 470 00:30:25,375 --> 00:30:26,833 Yes, well I don't care. 471 00:30:27,625 --> 00:30:30,583 Selim has to pass the Arabic exam to get into college here. 472 00:30:31,625 --> 00:30:35,583 Oh really? So it's my fault he can't write 'In the Name of God' 473 00:30:35,667 --> 00:30:38,083 Sorry but it's your fault too. Bye! 474 00:30:43,208 --> 00:30:45,167 - Who is this? - Guess who? 475 00:30:45,250 --> 00:30:47,500 - Helela! - How did you recognize my voice? 476 00:30:49,250 --> 00:30:51,333 Your voice? Come on, give him the questions! 477 00:30:51,417 --> 00:30:56,333 Ok, you need to know that the supervisor is dead. 478 00:30:56,417 --> 00:30:58,500 The homeschoolers supervisor is dead? 479 00:30:58,583 --> 00:31:02,708 Ok, listen Helela, tell me the 1st question, quick! 480 00:31:02,792 --> 00:31:07,583 Our plan was working fine. But when the supervisor caught me 481 00:31:08,208 --> 00:31:11,625 and you threatened him, he got mad. 482 00:31:11,708 --> 00:31:14,750 He started breaking the watch. 483 00:31:14,833 --> 00:31:16,583 Come on, son. Be done with it already. 484 00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:19,833 Get to the point! Tell him what you need. 485 00:31:19,917 --> 00:31:21,712 I need a new watch, to replace the broken one. 486 00:31:21,792 --> 00:31:25,750 Tell him what you need for the exam! Not what you need in life! The exam! 487 00:31:25,833 --> 00:31:27,087 Don't be a moron, Helela. Get it together. 488 00:31:27,167 --> 00:31:30,250 - Come on now, Helela! - You're stressing me out. I'm done. 489 00:31:31,750 --> 00:31:35,542 Yes, Mr. Mayor. Here are the questions, write them down. 490 00:31:35,625 --> 00:31:39,750 The first question says… Let go of the paper! 491 00:31:39,833 --> 00:31:42,208 Yes Mr. Mayor. The first question says: 492 00:31:42,292 --> 00:31:44,333 Extract from the holy Ayah the following… 493 00:31:44,417 --> 00:31:47,167 Just a second, I'll dictate the Ayah to you. 494 00:31:47,250 --> 00:31:50,458 Mr. Mayor? Hello? Mr. Mayor? 495 00:31:51,958 --> 00:31:54,000 Well, if you knew the Ayah by heart… 496 00:31:54,083 --> 00:31:57,208 I'm supposed to know the Ayah! 497 00:31:57,292 --> 00:32:00,125 I'm going to break this phone on your head! 498 00:32:01,750 --> 00:32:05,000 - Are your dad and mom relatives? - Yes, they're married. 499 00:32:05,083 --> 00:32:06,167 So they are relatives! 500 00:32:06,250 --> 00:32:09,083 They are relatives! That explains everything! They're related. 501 00:32:09,167 --> 00:32:12,792 Of course they are! Course they are! 502 00:32:14,833 --> 00:32:16,458 Does anyone have a charger for this? 503 00:32:23,250 --> 00:32:26,897 Your silence says it all. But you could just say no. 504 00:32:26,997 --> 00:32:28,997 Say no, it's ok. 505 00:32:29,667 --> 00:32:33,208 Look, there's all kinds of people here. 506 00:32:33,292 --> 00:32:35,000 I'm sure someone has studied something! 507 00:32:35,083 --> 00:32:36,583 If not, what are you doing here? 508 00:32:36,667 --> 00:32:40,292 - We're taking the exam. - Were you born premature, kid? 509 00:32:40,375 --> 00:32:43,083 Stop talking, everyone's shutting it! Why are you talking? 510 00:32:43,167 --> 00:32:45,583 - Well, you asked. - Shut up! 511 00:32:46,333 --> 00:32:50,792 Look, I'm positive one of you knows the answers. 512 00:32:50,875 --> 00:32:53,958 Get me everyone's papers! Get moving, girl! 513 00:32:55,167 --> 00:32:57,792 Get all the papers here, next to the blackboard! 514 00:32:57,875 --> 00:32:59,000 Come on, let's go! 515 00:33:20,375 --> 00:33:21,833 Who's Zainab? 516 00:33:24,583 --> 00:33:27,000 Calm down. You'll remember everything, I swear. 517 00:33:27,708 --> 00:33:29,917 No, I can't remember. Not one word. 518 00:33:30,625 --> 00:33:33,000 It's like my brain's been wiped out. 519 00:33:33,083 --> 00:33:34,125 Don't worry about it. 520 00:33:34,208 --> 00:33:38,292 Say the prayer of remembrance. You'll remember everything. 521 00:33:38,375 --> 00:33:41,833 - Say after me… Oh God… - Oh God… 522 00:33:43,708 --> 00:33:45,458 What was it again? 523 00:33:45,542 --> 00:33:46,583 Oh yeah. 524 00:33:46,667 --> 00:33:49,833 Oh God, I have fasted for You and I break my fast with Your provision. 525 00:33:49,917 --> 00:33:51,708 - Say it 3 ti… - Bro! 526 00:33:51,792 --> 00:33:54,250 Not just any prayer! That's the breaking the fast prayer. 527 00:33:54,333 --> 00:33:55,625 The other one is to remember. 528 00:33:55,708 --> 00:33:57,087 Well, when I break my fast, I start to remember. 529 00:33:57,167 --> 00:34:00,083 It's ok, honey. What seems to be the problem? 530 00:34:00,167 --> 00:34:03,375 My brother's waiting for me downstairs. 531 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:06,458 He wants to kill me! 532 00:34:07,833 --> 00:34:11,125 Is he one of the two guys the cop detained down there? 533 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:18,792 Well, after you left he arrested them, cos they cussed him out. 534 00:34:18,875 --> 00:34:19,958 He took them to jail. 535 00:34:23,250 --> 00:34:26,083 - Really? - I swear by Ashraf Rua of Dandana. 536 00:34:29,866 --> 00:34:34,408 Come on, try and concentrate. You'll be able to answer everything. 537 00:34:39,583 --> 00:34:42,625 We'll become engineers and doctors, thanks to you. 538 00:34:42,708 --> 00:34:45,333 - Think you look like a doctor? - No, like an engineer. 539 00:34:46,167 --> 00:34:47,375 The type of... 540 00:34:49,125 --> 00:34:54,083 Surah Al Bakk… 541 00:34:58,417 --> 00:35:02,583 He's a rotten liar. I'm the last one who got here. 542 00:35:02,667 --> 00:35:05,208 I saw you brother with this freaky guy. 543 00:35:05,292 --> 00:35:07,625 They looked angry as hell. They were waiting for you. 544 00:35:07,708 --> 00:35:09,417 They said: "We need her down here". 545 00:35:16,917 --> 00:35:18,875 I'm right here. I'm not going anywhere. 546 00:35:19,917 --> 00:35:24,208 What the heck? What are you doing? 547 00:35:24,292 --> 00:35:26,583 That'll teach you to take the tape off. 548 00:35:26,667 --> 00:35:29,125 Haggag! Oh God, please kill me! 549 00:35:29,208 --> 00:35:31,042 Kill me! I'll say sorry to the tape! 550 00:35:31,125 --> 00:35:33,333 Don't worry, son. My socks are clean. 551 00:35:33,417 --> 00:35:36,125 Clean! They stink, even before you took your shoes off! 552 00:35:36,208 --> 00:35:38,253 - Stop it, man. - Kill me, please! Don't do this! 553 00:35:38,333 --> 00:35:40,250 I only wore them yesterday. 554 00:35:40,333 --> 00:35:45,000 Come on, come on. That's it. Shut up, you prick. 555 00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:59,667 Listen, big guy. If I hear you as much as breathe, 556 00:35:59,750 --> 00:36:02,792 I'll write my name on your face. And then I'll… 557 00:36:02,875 --> 00:36:05,625 What the hell is this stench, lady? 558 00:36:05,708 --> 00:36:08,750 Your feet smell like the sewers. Goddam! 559 00:36:08,833 --> 00:36:10,500 So you're all dolled up for the exam, 560 00:36:10,583 --> 00:36:12,420 but you're wearing old socks? Like ancient earrings? 561 00:36:12,500 --> 00:36:13,750 Why does it smell so fishy? 562 00:36:13,833 --> 00:36:15,337 Maybe she's got a fish in her toes? 563 00:36:15,417 --> 00:36:18,375 A fish? There's a whole school of fish in her sock! 564 00:36:18,458 --> 00:36:22,417 Wash your feet, lady. They say heaven is under the feet of mothers. 565 00:36:22,500 --> 00:36:25,167 I swear to God, if that's heaven, I want to go to hell! 566 00:36:25,250 --> 00:36:26,875 Ok, let's commit sins. 567 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,167 The Principal is coming! He's coming! 568 00:36:45,500 --> 00:36:47,333 What are we going to do about the body? 569 00:36:50,333 --> 00:36:52,167 What are we going to do about 'too late'? 570 00:36:54,250 --> 00:37:00,125 - Ragaa El Sergany, PhD in dentistry. - Mayor Abdel Rehim Beaela. 571 00:37:00,208 --> 00:37:01,667 Mayor of Salaka. 572 00:37:01,750 --> 00:37:04,000 Glad to meet you. Sayed El Awady. 573 00:37:04,083 --> 00:37:05,875 Ms. Faten's agent. 574 00:37:05,958 --> 00:37:07,542 - The belly dancer? - Yes. 575 00:37:07,625 --> 00:37:08,667 Dirty. 576 00:37:08,750 --> 00:37:11,167 Ok, get the earbuds from someone else! 577 00:37:11,250 --> 00:37:12,833 No, no. Chill out, Sayed! 578 00:37:12,917 --> 00:37:14,667 - You have earbuds? - Yes. 579 00:37:14,750 --> 00:37:16,045 Well, take it easy then, Sayed! 580 00:37:16,125 --> 00:37:17,378 Nope, you're not just insulting me, 581 00:37:17,458 --> 00:37:19,333 you're insulting the entire art scene! 582 00:37:19,417 --> 00:37:21,958 I'm sorry, man and the entire art scene. 583 00:37:22,042 --> 00:37:23,462 - Come on, have a seat. - God help us all! 584 00:37:23,542 --> 00:37:27,250 Sit down. Don't be so touchy, Sayed, sit down! 585 00:37:27,333 --> 00:37:29,625 Don't be so uptight! Have a drink. 586 00:37:29,708 --> 00:37:31,917 All the kids are taking the homeschoolers exam. 587 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:35,125 We should be putting our heads together, helping them. 588 00:37:35,208 --> 00:37:37,542 So they can pass the exam. Come on! 589 00:37:43,250 --> 00:37:44,917 Is everything alright, Mr. Saad? 590 00:37:52,750 --> 00:37:54,000 Mr. Princip… 591 00:37:55,375 --> 00:38:00,083 Go ahead, tell him. This time you'll get Helela's undies. 592 00:38:01,417 --> 00:38:03,708 What's going on? 593 00:38:06,208 --> 00:38:11,292 I just wanted to ask if I could leave before the end. 594 00:38:11,375 --> 00:38:16,208 Of course he can. But he needs to be paroled, right? 595 00:38:18,625 --> 00:38:21,458 What's this? Do you think you're funny? 596 00:38:21,542 --> 00:38:23,125 Mr. Saad, a little discipline! 597 00:38:32,625 --> 00:38:36,250 You can't leave until the exam is over. 598 00:38:38,708 --> 00:38:41,875 But I think Mr. Saad is… tired! 599 00:38:41,958 --> 00:38:44,792 Maybe you should check on him. 600 00:38:44,875 --> 00:38:47,083 Mr. Saad, do you need to be replaced? 601 00:38:49,333 --> 00:38:50,375 You're ok? 602 00:38:54,875 --> 00:38:56,292 So why aren't you talking? 603 00:38:56,375 --> 00:38:59,333 Well, check on him, don't just stay out there… Ah! 604 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,042 Oh, your throat? You'll be fine. 605 00:39:10,583 --> 00:39:13,667 You little prick! You almost killed me! 606 00:39:13,750 --> 00:39:15,458 - Mr. Shaaban! Mr. Shaaban! - Again? 607 00:39:19,583 --> 00:39:22,042 Helela! Give me your sweet undies! 608 00:39:26,708 --> 00:39:33,000 It's too hot for the baby. Go sit under the fan, quick! 609 00:39:42,083 --> 00:39:44,625 Get the evidence out, chief! 610 00:39:57,500 --> 00:40:00,000 - Let me kiss your hand! - God help us all! 611 00:40:00,083 --> 00:40:01,128 What's wrong with this guy? 612 00:40:01,208 --> 00:40:02,792 Nothing. A small accident, 613 00:40:02,875 --> 00:40:04,128 - got hit by a train. - Oh my god! 614 00:40:04,208 --> 00:40:05,545 But he's fine. Don't worry about it. 615 00:40:05,625 --> 00:40:07,295 No, no! He needs to go to the hospital, now! 616 00:40:07,375 --> 00:40:09,375 The hospital, doctor? 617 00:40:09,458 --> 00:40:12,583 He's an Arabic teacher, if he leaves the kids will flunk. 618 00:40:12,667 --> 00:40:15,333 - He's going to help them? - Course he will. 619 00:40:16,083 --> 00:40:20,042 - So tell me, Mr. Dardiri. - Yes, yes, what? 620 00:40:20,125 --> 00:40:21,958 How's your family doing? 621 00:40:22,042 --> 00:40:23,833 I don't have a family. 622 00:40:23,917 --> 00:40:26,833 Ok, and how about cheating? 623 00:40:27,500 --> 00:40:31,083 It's absolutely fine. No doubt about it. 624 00:40:31,167 --> 00:40:34,000 May God have mercy on you. God bless you! 625 00:40:34,083 --> 00:40:36,292 Bless me even more? 626 00:40:38,625 --> 00:40:41,208 What do you think of Helela's undies? 627 00:40:41,917 --> 00:40:45,750 You should be thankful I didn't tie the crotch around your mouth. 628 00:40:45,833 --> 00:40:47,958 Where it's full of germs. 629 00:40:49,708 --> 00:40:51,250 Don't cry now. 630 00:40:51,333 --> 00:40:54,542 I don't want a single tear on his undies, I'm glad they're finally dry. 631 00:40:54,625 --> 00:40:57,750 Can you say Helela's undies are dry, or not so dry? 632 00:41:05,208 --> 00:41:08,458 Faten, Haggag, come here, look! 633 00:41:08,542 --> 00:41:12,458 There this guy who got 92%, he looks like this nerd over there. 634 00:41:12,542 --> 00:41:15,083 Get up, boy. Get the hell up. 635 00:41:15,167 --> 00:41:17,212 Try opening your mouth, this time I'll make you swallow… 636 00:41:17,292 --> 00:41:19,273 What can I swallow that's even filthier than what I already swallowed? 637 00:41:19,353 --> 00:41:20,542 You stink! 638 00:41:20,625 --> 00:41:21,962 That's just because I'm stressed out. 639 00:41:22,042 --> 00:41:25,500 That's just one idea. I can do way more bad things to you. 640 00:41:25,583 --> 00:41:27,333 "Abdel Hamid Mohamed Abdel Kader, 92%." 641 00:41:27,417 --> 00:41:29,750 So you get 92% and you won't let us cheat? 642 00:41:29,833 --> 00:41:31,087 Maybe it's a guy that looks just like me. 643 00:41:31,167 --> 00:41:32,875 And the name looks just like yours too? 644 00:41:32,958 --> 00:41:38,250 I've been arrested 8 times but I got convicted only once. Know why? 645 00:41:38,333 --> 00:41:40,670 - Why? Because you pray. - No, it's not because I pray, you… 646 00:41:40,750 --> 00:41:41,792 You had a good lawyer. 647 00:41:41,875 --> 00:41:42,962 No, I didn't have a good lawyer, I… 648 00:41:43,042 --> 00:41:45,000 - Because you'd brought… - Let me say it! 649 00:41:45,083 --> 00:41:47,625 - Let me say why I got arrested. - Say it. 650 00:41:47,708 --> 00:41:51,250 Because I'm a good liar. And a good liar recognizes another liar. 651 00:41:53,125 --> 00:41:54,458 Is this you or not? 652 00:41:56,250 --> 00:41:57,292 It's me. 653 00:42:03,042 --> 00:42:07,292 Glad to meet you, you legend! You Apache! 654 00:42:07,375 --> 00:42:09,500 Get Helela's undies away from me. 655 00:42:10,542 --> 00:42:11,875 I want to forget them. 656 00:42:11,958 --> 00:42:16,583 Sure thing. Helela, take those but don't put them back on. 657 00:42:16,667 --> 00:42:18,583 - We'll stuff them in his mouth. - Yuck! 658 00:42:20,958 --> 00:42:23,167 I hope you're not mad at me, Mr. Abdel Hamid. 659 00:42:23,250 --> 00:42:28,086 I was a bit rough with you. I only did it for your best interest. 660 00:42:28,167 --> 00:42:31,625 You're such a nerd. You got 92% and you're taking the exam again? 661 00:42:31,708 --> 00:42:34,375 It's a free country, lady. I want to be an engineer. 662 00:42:34,458 --> 00:42:36,333 What's it to you, you batshit old woman? 663 00:42:36,417 --> 00:42:38,295 He's an engineer. That's how his brains work. 664 00:42:38,375 --> 00:42:42,583 Alright, sir. Let's start. Get your paper ready, everyone. 665 00:42:42,667 --> 00:42:45,208 Let's go. First question. 666 00:42:57,292 --> 00:42:59,125 - No! No! - What? 667 00:42:59,208 --> 00:43:02,375 I won't accept this kind of silence while you're here! Let's go! 668 00:43:02,458 --> 00:43:03,625 Let's go? 669 00:43:05,333 --> 00:43:07,375 This paper right here. Fill it up. 670 00:43:07,458 --> 00:43:10,042 Come on write, son, so we can cheat. God bless you. 671 00:43:10,125 --> 00:43:12,917 If you help us all pass, God will bless you even more. 672 00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:16,250 Where did you learn religion? In Circle K? 673 00:43:16,333 --> 00:43:19,625 I can't let you cheat. I can't even do my own exam. 674 00:43:20,375 --> 00:43:23,542 I need to… I need to be purified. 675 00:43:23,625 --> 00:43:25,833 Have you not been circumcised yet? 676 00:43:25,917 --> 00:43:29,500 Write up man, I'll circumcise you later, no surgery, no pain. 677 00:43:30,750 --> 00:43:32,667 What are you guys talking about? 678 00:43:32,750 --> 00:43:35,500 I want to do my ablutions, not get circumcised. 679 00:43:35,583 --> 00:43:36,833 The lady's baby peed on me. 680 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,833 I'm so sorry, bro. She's just a kid, she doesn't know better. 681 00:43:40,917 --> 00:43:43,750 Just answer the questions, and I'll get her to say sorry. 682 00:43:43,833 --> 00:43:47,292 Listen, Abdel Hamid. We've been more than patient. 683 00:43:47,375 --> 00:43:49,583 You're still talking to Haggag, the student. 684 00:43:49,667 --> 00:43:51,708 You don't want to meet Haggag, the convict! 685 00:43:51,792 --> 00:43:53,333 If you don't start writing now, 686 00:43:53,417 --> 00:43:55,042 I swear by Ashraf Rua of Dandana… 687 00:43:55,125 --> 00:43:57,875 Dandana? What does it even mean? 688 00:43:57,958 --> 00:44:02,583 I told you, I'm not going near God's words without doing my ablutions! 689 00:44:02,667 --> 00:44:04,253 We'd all burn in hell, right here and now! 690 00:44:04,333 --> 00:44:07,208 By the way, cheating is alright, if it's an emergency. 691 00:44:07,292 --> 00:44:08,525 You're lying. 692 00:44:08,825 --> 00:44:10,956 I studied Ibn Hanbal's books. He never said that. 693 00:44:11,042 --> 00:44:14,000 Well, it's not Ibn Hanbal who said it. 694 00:44:14,083 --> 00:44:16,417 - Ibn who, then? - My cousin. 695 00:44:16,500 --> 00:44:20,875 Move! Your cousin! You complete knucklehead! 696 00:44:20,958 --> 00:44:23,917 - I'll tell my dad! - You total fool! You absolute dork! 697 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,083 You're bulling me cos I have good manners! 698 00:44:29,125 --> 00:44:32,958 The cops! Everybody, get down! Down! 699 00:44:34,792 --> 00:44:38,458 This stone came through the window. 700 00:44:39,542 --> 00:44:41,417 One of us has to go and check it out. 701 00:44:41,500 --> 00:44:43,917 I'm your man. Let me do it. 702 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,000 Stay right here, you freaking idiot. 703 00:44:46,083 --> 00:44:47,750 - Let me do it! - Shut up. 704 00:44:47,833 --> 00:44:49,208 I'll do it. 705 00:45:07,208 --> 00:45:09,917 This chick is the biggest let down of my life. 706 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,792 I'll never leave my metro seat for the likes of you again. 707 00:45:15,500 --> 00:45:18,250 What's going on? Are they on to us? 708 00:45:18,333 --> 00:45:19,542 I can't see anything. 709 00:45:19,625 --> 00:45:22,083 So why the terror on your face? 710 00:45:22,167 --> 00:45:23,292 Put your glasses on! 711 00:45:36,708 --> 00:45:38,417 So, what do you see? 712 00:45:38,500 --> 00:45:42,542 I see palm trees and blue skies. 713 00:45:42,625 --> 00:45:43,833 And green plants. 714 00:45:43,917 --> 00:45:45,128 Is she having a vision or what? 715 00:45:45,208 --> 00:45:48,250 She might be dying. We'll make some room next to the supervisor. 716 00:45:48,333 --> 00:45:51,250 There isn't one single normal person here? Bunch of loonies. 717 00:45:51,333 --> 00:45:54,208 It's time for Helela the brave to take matters in his own hands! 718 00:45:54,292 --> 00:45:56,083 - Nope. That's not happening. - What? 719 00:45:56,167 --> 00:45:57,212 - Don't do it, Helela! - What? 720 00:45:57,292 --> 00:45:58,542 - Don't! - What? 721 00:45:58,625 --> 00:46:02,458 Helela, wait up! Don't do it! I'm begging you, Helela! 722 00:46:08,667 --> 00:46:10,208 - My dad! The mayor! - Shut up! 723 00:46:10,292 --> 00:46:12,500 - My dad, the mayor! - Concentrate you stupid bull! 724 00:46:12,583 --> 00:46:14,750 - You son of a cow! - That stupid man… 725 00:46:14,833 --> 00:46:18,458 Didn't your dad get married on his way back from Irak? 726 00:46:18,542 --> 00:46:19,917 I put my dad's face in the mud! 727 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:23,208 So why are you so happy? It's not Nutella, you know! 728 00:46:23,292 --> 00:46:27,958 He's my dad, not yours! Dad, the mayor! Dad, the mayor! 729 00:46:29,667 --> 00:46:31,667 Where do you think you're going? Sit down. 730 00:46:34,458 --> 00:46:35,958 It actually is his dad. 731 00:46:39,292 --> 00:46:43,208 - Throw us the questions. - Alright! 732 00:46:43,292 --> 00:46:46,500 Keep it down. Keep it down. How do we throw it to them? 733 00:46:46,583 --> 00:46:48,625 - Damn it! - No, not like that! 734 00:46:48,708 --> 00:46:50,087 Wait, easy now. I'll deal with it. 735 00:46:50,167 --> 00:46:51,462 Settle down, Helela. Stop it, Helela. 736 00:46:51,542 --> 00:46:53,420 You're going to throw all the exam papers out! 737 00:46:53,500 --> 00:46:56,167 - Make my father leave. - Listen, Helela, buddy. 738 00:46:57,042 --> 00:46:58,087 He should leave and come back later. 739 00:46:58,167 --> 00:47:00,792 But why? Stop messing around. 740 00:47:00,875 --> 00:47:02,667 - I like messing around. - Try this. 741 00:47:06,292 --> 00:47:08,000 Get all the desks out of the way. 742 00:47:08,083 --> 00:47:11,792 - Are you cleaning the classroom? - Shut up! Shut up! 743 00:48:06,500 --> 00:48:08,458 Did anyone find my exam paper? 744 00:48:10,458 --> 00:48:11,712 The one with the drawing on it? 745 00:48:11,792 --> 00:48:13,750 Yes, I drew on you… On it. 746 00:48:13,833 --> 00:48:15,458 It's the one that was thrown out. 747 00:48:18,649 --> 00:48:19,774 Shit! 748 00:48:25,458 --> 00:48:26,542 Keep going! 749 00:48:26,625 --> 00:48:29,292 Stop that. Turn that thing off! What are you doing? 750 00:48:29,375 --> 00:48:31,958 Making repairs. The sewers got into the drinking water! 751 00:48:32,042 --> 00:48:35,625 No. You can do that later. They're in the middle of exams here. 752 00:48:35,708 --> 00:48:39,208 The classrooms are on the other side, sir. They won't hear a thing. 753 00:48:39,292 --> 00:48:41,292 If they complain, we'll stop right away. 754 00:48:42,083 --> 00:48:44,833 Fine, but you better wrap up soon, you hear me? 755 00:48:47,420 --> 00:48:50,625 Yes, Mr. Mayor. Take your time. 756 00:48:50,708 --> 00:48:53,542 Even if a bomb explodes, no one will hear it. 757 00:48:53,625 --> 00:48:54,750 Ok, good job. 758 00:48:57,083 --> 00:48:58,337 God, we pray to you, help us please! 759 00:48:58,417 --> 00:49:00,042 Here you go, Mr. Mayor. 760 00:49:01,875 --> 00:49:03,625 Answer for question 1! 761 00:49:06,343 --> 00:49:09,676 Helela, don't write the echo down. I know you! 762 00:49:09,786 --> 00:49:11,372 I don't even know how to write it once. 763 00:49:11,452 --> 00:49:13,952 - Why is there an echo? - It's reverb sound, Mr. Mayor. 764 00:49:14,042 --> 00:49:16,876 Listen, boy. I don't like your belly dancing ways! 765 00:49:16,957 --> 00:49:18,333 - Alright. - Get that sound fixed, now! 766 00:49:18,413 --> 00:49:19,663 Okay. I'll fix the mixer. 767 00:49:19,744 --> 00:49:22,744 Doc, do you know how to fix this mixer? 768 00:49:22,875 --> 00:49:23,920 I'm sorry but what's your job? 769 00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:25,045 I'm just an agent. I pick up the cash. 770 00:49:25,125 --> 00:49:27,333 - It's written in English. - Alright, move. 771 00:49:28,917 --> 00:49:31,792 Aren't you scared of the day you'll meet your creator? 772 00:49:31,875 --> 00:49:34,917 Killing, cheating and thuggery during an exam? 773 00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:37,875 Why not worship the sun while you're at it? Bunch of heretics! 774 00:49:37,958 --> 00:49:40,625 If you take a blasphemy test, you'll get first place! 775 00:49:40,708 --> 00:49:42,045 Why don't you shut your pie hole! 776 00:49:42,125 --> 00:49:45,917 Shut the hell up. You keep blabbering in my ear like a freaking girl! 777 00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:47,378 What the hell is a blasphemy test? 778 00:49:47,458 --> 00:49:49,587 And who would get first place, out of these nut cases? 779 00:49:49,667 --> 00:49:53,583 We'd end up 3rd or 4th place, even if we took the test alone! 780 00:49:53,667 --> 00:49:57,500 Alright, ok. I think, we're good. 781 00:49:57,583 --> 00:49:58,801 We're good to go, Mr. Mayor. 782 00:50:00,583 --> 00:50:03,875 The rhetorical aesthetic feature in the sentence… 783 00:50:03,958 --> 00:50:06,208 The rhetorical aesthetic feature in the sentence. 784 00:50:06,292 --> 00:50:08,708 - Say something, Dardiri! Come on! - I'm not scared. 785 00:50:08,792 --> 00:50:10,667 You're not scared? Get the chief. 786 00:50:10,750 --> 00:50:13,253 - No, no I can't see, it's too far. - Well, look closer, then. 787 00:50:13,333 --> 00:50:16,167 - Look close, and say something. - I will. I will! 788 00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:20,500 The rhetorical aesthetic feature in the sentence is a metonymy. 789 00:50:20,583 --> 00:50:24,000 The rhetorical aesthetic feature in the sentence is a meta-woman. 790 00:50:24,958 --> 00:50:27,042 Lord have mercy! 791 00:50:27,125 --> 00:50:30,000 Did they actually add that word to the dictionary? 792 00:50:31,167 --> 00:50:33,500 I'm not answering you. Out of spite. 793 00:50:33,583 --> 00:50:35,167 Are you talking to me, boy? 794 00:50:35,250 --> 00:50:36,583 - No, not you. - To me? 795 00:50:36,667 --> 00:50:41,083 Abla got married quickly to spite her ex-husband. 796 00:50:42,583 --> 00:50:48,167 - Oh, she did it out of spite. - Out of spite. 797 00:50:48,250 --> 00:50:50,458 The plural of the word 'Ahad'… 798 00:50:50,542 --> 00:50:51,917 Write it down, Helela, my boy! 799 00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:53,875 The plural of the word 'Ahad'… 800 00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:57,458 - Turn the volume up. - Yes, right away, Mr. Mayor. 801 00:50:57,542 --> 00:51:00,833 - The plural of the word 'Ahad' is… - Kamel! 802 00:51:00,917 --> 00:51:04,167 Write it down. The plural of "Ahad" is Kamel. 803 00:51:04,250 --> 00:51:06,500 I won't be part of this profanity. 804 00:51:06,583 --> 00:51:09,542 But just out of curiosity, how can the plural of "Ahad" be Kamel? 805 00:51:09,625 --> 00:51:12,042 Well, the masculine plural is "Salem" 806 00:51:12,125 --> 00:51:14,250 so the plural of "Ahad" is Kamel. 807 00:51:14,333 --> 00:51:16,542 You're right. Write what he says down. 808 00:51:16,625 --> 00:51:19,583 The plural of the word "Ahad"… 809 00:51:23,417 --> 00:51:26,000 I've been hit by the speaker! 810 00:51:27,125 --> 00:51:31,583 The speaker! My poor Helela! You're jinxed! 811 00:51:31,667 --> 00:51:33,292 - Do you have another speaker? - No. 812 00:51:34,917 --> 00:51:36,375 The speakers have gone to heaven. 813 00:51:38,083 --> 00:51:40,045 "Success is overcoming failure without losing your enthusiasm" 814 00:51:40,125 --> 00:51:45,958 Listen bro, let's talk man to man. And without using any weapons. 815 00:51:48,667 --> 00:51:52,833 You don't need to touch the paper with the Koran on it. Not at all! 816 00:51:52,917 --> 00:51:54,208 We can read the questions 817 00:51:54,292 --> 00:51:56,542 and you dictate the answers. What do you say? 818 00:51:56,625 --> 00:51:58,333 Do you really think you can fool God? 819 00:51:58,417 --> 00:51:59,753 I will not take part in anything sinful. 820 00:51:59,833 --> 00:52:01,458 And being so hard on us isn't a sin? 821 00:52:01,542 --> 00:52:04,292 I thought you wanted to do your ablutions and take the exam? 822 00:52:04,375 --> 00:52:06,801 Even if I take a shower, I won't help you cheat. 823 00:52:06,882 --> 00:52:11,415 - And please, do not talk to me. - Son, think about your future. 824 00:52:11,667 --> 00:52:14,583 Do your ablutions and start the exam, don't worry about us. 825 00:52:16,167 --> 00:52:18,295 You'll gang up on me and you're still going to cheat. 826 00:52:18,375 --> 00:52:19,920 - Ok, look why don't… - Shut up, girl. 827 00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:21,542 He doesn't want to talk to you. 828 00:52:21,625 --> 00:52:22,962 I don't want to talk to you either, 829 00:52:23,042 --> 00:52:25,417 she's being honest, at least. You're just weird. 830 00:52:25,500 --> 00:52:29,083 God forgive you. Listen, 831 00:52:29,167 --> 00:52:31,667 do your best with your own exam. 832 00:52:31,750 --> 00:52:34,708 If anyone cheats, it's on them not you. 833 00:52:34,792 --> 00:52:37,125 I care about you, this guy's a meanie. 834 00:52:45,417 --> 00:52:49,958 Helela, you're the man of the classroom in my absence. Dominate! 835 00:52:50,042 --> 00:52:53,583 If anyone talks, you know what do to, right? 836 00:52:53,667 --> 00:52:55,667 I'll write their names on the blackboard. 837 00:52:57,458 --> 00:53:02,375 My darling boy, if I wanted you to write their names, 838 00:53:02,458 --> 00:53:03,958 I would've given you a chalk. 839 00:53:04,042 --> 00:53:09,125 But I gave you a weapon, with spikes, sturdy and loved by all! 840 00:53:09,208 --> 00:53:11,792 Why did I give it to you? Think a little. 841 00:53:11,875 --> 00:53:14,087 I gave you this weapon for a reason. Why did I give it to you? 842 00:53:14,167 --> 00:53:15,458 Well, it did surprise me. 843 00:53:17,292 --> 00:53:20,042 Man, do you have "moron" written on your driver's license? 844 00:53:20,125 --> 00:53:22,042 If anyone talks, hit them in the belly, 845 00:53:22,125 --> 00:53:23,792 let the stick come out their backs! 846 00:53:23,875 --> 00:53:25,292 - Do you hear that? - We do. 847 00:53:25,375 --> 00:53:26,670 She spoke, I'm going to hit her with the stick! 848 00:53:26,750 --> 00:53:30,292 Hit her? Hit her, Helela? 849 00:53:30,375 --> 00:53:32,708 You just asked her a question, sweetie. 850 00:53:34,125 --> 00:53:37,583 Dominate. I'll go give him a shower and come back. 851 00:53:37,667 --> 00:53:39,000 There's… 852 00:53:39,875 --> 00:53:40,917 What? 853 00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:47,083 Someone here should take a shower too. The classroom stinks. 854 00:53:47,167 --> 00:53:50,000 - Are you talking about me, boy? - I'm talking in general. 855 00:53:51,042 --> 00:53:54,375 Well, generally speaking, I won't do anything about that, I'm tired. 856 00:53:54,458 --> 00:53:56,750 Haggag! Let me come with you. 857 00:53:57,875 --> 00:54:00,542 - I need to smoke. - Stay here, with your colleagues. 858 00:54:00,625 --> 00:54:04,958 - Helela, dominate. Let's go, bro. - I have an opinion, just an opinion. 859 00:54:05,458 --> 00:54:08,833 We both know that if you leave the class to Helela, 860 00:54:08,917 --> 00:54:12,125 you'll come back to find a mound of bodies full of holes. 861 00:54:15,583 --> 00:54:18,417 He won't go to jail, he's certifiable. 862 00:54:18,500 --> 00:54:20,000 No, no, I know what I'm doing. 863 00:54:20,083 --> 00:54:23,875 Believe me, you're the only one who can dominate here. 864 00:54:23,958 --> 00:54:26,167 I'll go do my ablutions and be right back. 865 00:54:26,250 --> 00:54:27,378 Oh really? So you can report us. 866 00:54:27,458 --> 00:54:30,000 I won't report anything. What makes you say that? 867 00:54:30,625 --> 00:54:32,250 Let me speak your language. 868 00:54:33,292 --> 00:54:34,458 Abdel Hamid, 869 00:54:35,792 --> 00:54:38,167 cheating is a sin but lying is even worse. 870 00:54:38,250 --> 00:54:42,250 By God, man, were you going to report us or not? 871 00:54:42,333 --> 00:54:46,625 Be honest and you'll be safe. I won't do anything to you. 872 00:54:48,083 --> 00:54:49,462 To be honest, I was going to report but… 873 00:54:49,542 --> 00:54:50,878 - See? - You said honesty will save me. 874 00:54:50,958 --> 00:54:52,212 Well, it saved me and exposed you. Let's go! 875 00:54:52,292 --> 00:54:55,750 Haggag, you're a convict! Everyone saw you with handcuffs. 876 00:54:55,833 --> 00:54:58,042 If they catch us washing up, we'll get washed out! 877 00:54:58,125 --> 00:55:00,000 - If what? - If they catch us washing up, 878 00:55:00,083 --> 00:55:01,333 we'll get washed out! 879 00:55:02,167 --> 00:55:05,458 - Should I go now? - Ok, hold on. 880 00:55:06,583 --> 00:55:09,250 - Am I right? - You too, hold on. 881 00:55:18,292 --> 00:55:21,458 Let me go alone, Haggag. You'll get us caught with your stupid disguise. 882 00:55:21,542 --> 00:55:24,042 Stupid disguise? Keep going, boy, don't drag your feet! 883 00:55:24,125 --> 00:55:25,712 Be cool, Haggag, I didn't insult you! 884 00:55:25,792 --> 00:55:30,542 And I insulted you? Dragging your feet is an insult now? 885 00:55:30,625 --> 00:55:33,003 Think you're fighting with Naguib Mahfouz? Keep going, man! 886 00:55:33,083 --> 00:55:34,628 I'll cuss your mother out if want to. Just keep going! 887 00:55:34,708 --> 00:55:38,583 - Anyone but my mother, Haggag! - Whatever, your mother, your father. 888 00:55:38,667 --> 00:55:41,583 Stop right here. I'll check the stairs, 889 00:55:41,667 --> 00:55:45,333 if it's all clear, you better come fast, no messing around! You hear me? 890 00:55:55,458 --> 00:56:00,125 Come on, let's go! Hurry up! 891 00:56:04,792 --> 00:56:08,333 Haggag said not to write names. 892 00:56:08,417 --> 00:56:12,875 But I swear to God, any one of you speaks, I'll write their name. 893 00:56:12,958 --> 00:56:14,417 That's how I am, I'm violent. 894 00:56:16,667 --> 00:56:19,542 Haggag said no smoking! 895 00:56:19,625 --> 00:56:20,795 Well. He doesn't have to know, does he? 896 00:56:20,875 --> 00:56:22,167 I'm going to tell him. 897 00:56:22,250 --> 00:56:24,124 I'm the mayor's son. 898 00:56:24,278 --> 00:56:27,252 The mayor is coming, no one messes with the mayor. 899 00:56:27,333 --> 00:56:28,542 Put this thing out. 900 00:56:28,625 --> 00:56:30,375 - Just a few puffs. - Put it out! 901 00:56:31,917 --> 00:56:33,333 Fine. 902 00:56:43,375 --> 00:56:46,042 - Mr. Mayor… - I'll hit you! 903 00:56:46,125 --> 00:56:49,250 - Your son, Helela, threw… - Stay back! I'll hurt you! 904 00:56:49,333 --> 00:56:51,708 - A mandarin at me… - I'll poke you in the eye! 905 00:56:51,792 --> 00:56:55,333 - Get back! Stay back! - It hit me in the chest… 906 00:56:55,417 --> 00:57:02,375 - Stay back! - And everyone laughed at me… 907 00:57:02,458 --> 00:57:05,833 Is it ok, mayor? No, no, no. 908 00:57:05,917 --> 00:57:09,333 Just because he's the son of the mayor? No, no, no! 909 00:57:09,417 --> 00:57:14,833 Is it ok, mayor? No, no, no. Just because he's the son of the mayor? 910 00:57:14,917 --> 00:57:20,542 No, no, no! Can he do this to me? 911 00:57:20,625 --> 00:57:24,500 Can he do this to me? 912 00:57:24,583 --> 00:57:28,375 Abu Helela! What's going on? 913 00:57:28,458 --> 00:57:30,833 Better look out for your son. 914 00:57:30,917 --> 00:57:32,208 What did he do? 915 00:57:32,292 --> 00:57:36,239 Mr. Mayor, your son, Helela… 916 00:57:36,353 --> 00:57:39,419 Be quiet! Stop being silly! 917 00:57:39,500 --> 00:57:45,662 Come here. There you go. A sink and running water. 918 00:57:45,743 --> 00:57:47,493 You can swim your way to purity, man. 919 00:57:47,574 --> 00:57:50,616 Are you blind? The tap is walled up. 920 00:57:52,330 --> 00:57:55,330 - Walled up? - God doesn't want this to happen. 921 00:57:55,411 --> 00:57:58,203 God! What have I ever done wrong to deserve this? 922 00:57:58,284 --> 00:58:00,326 Have you ever done anything right? 923 00:58:00,407 --> 00:58:03,490 - Let's go back to the classroom. - Come this way. 924 00:58:04,667 --> 00:58:09,750 What? What are you doing? 925 00:58:10,823 --> 00:58:13,781 There, we have a hose, man. 926 00:58:13,862 --> 00:58:17,071 You can wash your head all you want. 927 00:58:17,152 --> 00:58:20,319 You can wash the back of your head too. 928 00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:23,108 Splash around in the water like nobody's business. 929 00:58:23,189 --> 00:58:28,105 Are you nuts? This is all because one kid peed on me. 930 00:58:28,186 --> 00:58:29,228 Now you want me to shower 931 00:58:29,308 --> 00:58:31,309 where the whole educational system comes to pee? 932 00:58:31,389 --> 00:58:32,848 I can't take a shower in a urinal! 933 00:58:32,928 --> 00:58:35,344 I took 3 showers before in a urinal, it was fine. 934 00:58:35,425 --> 00:58:37,092 That's because you're filthy Haggag, that's all. 935 00:58:37,172 --> 00:58:38,298 Listen man, you're dragging your feet. 936 00:58:38,378 --> 00:58:40,421 - I'm not dragging my feet. - I swear to God you are! 937 00:58:40,501 --> 00:58:42,335 Don't swear to God in the toilets! You'll get thunderstruck! 938 00:58:42,415 --> 00:58:44,623 What are you? A quality inspector? 939 00:58:44,725 --> 00:58:46,792 - Fine, come here. - Where? 940 00:58:47,833 --> 00:58:54,792 Here, look at this man. It's great. 941 00:58:56,500 --> 00:58:57,958 You can even fix the pressure. 942 00:58:58,821 --> 00:59:02,154 When it rains, it pours. You'll freshen up like nobody's business. 943 00:59:02,952 --> 00:59:04,087 You want me to do my ablutions here? 944 00:59:04,167 --> 00:59:06,583 Absolutely, what do you think it's made for? To wash. 945 00:59:06,667 --> 00:59:08,792 Yes, wash a specific part of the body. 946 00:59:08,873 --> 00:59:12,915 Man! You have 35 sources of water here. 947 00:59:12,996 --> 00:59:18,246 Pick and choose, do your thing. Or I swear to God… 948 00:59:18,333 --> 00:59:21,708 - Don't swear to God in the toilets. - What's it to you? 949 00:59:21,792 --> 00:59:24,500 If you don't wash right now, you're dead! 950 00:59:24,583 --> 00:59:26,958 After all your piousness and diligence 951 00:59:27,042 --> 00:59:29,833 you're gonna die drowned in a toilet! 952 00:59:29,917 --> 00:59:34,000 And then they won't even bury you. They'll just flush the toilet. 953 00:59:34,083 --> 00:59:35,958 Would like this this to be your end? 954 00:59:37,094 --> 00:59:41,552 Ok then, I'll check if the coast is clear. 955 00:59:41,633 --> 00:59:44,592 When I come back, you better be all cleaned up. You get me? 956 00:59:56,375 --> 00:59:59,000 Oh my God! We're screwed! The principal, Abdel Hamid! 957 00:59:59,083 --> 01:00:01,792 - The principal… go now… - What? 958 01:00:01,875 --> 01:00:05,125 Pretend to use the urinal! Act like you're urinating! 959 01:00:08,542 --> 01:00:10,375 Do you take me for a fool? 960 01:00:10,458 --> 01:00:13,500 Do you think I don't know what's going on here? 961 01:00:13,583 --> 01:00:16,045 I have nothing to do with this. I refused from the beginning… 962 01:00:16,125 --> 01:00:19,125 If you refused, why didn't you report to me? 963 01:00:19,208 --> 01:00:23,125 - I tried, I tried to report… - I don't want to hear it! 964 01:00:26,364 --> 01:00:32,031 I'll show you how we treat cheaters! 965 01:00:35,358 --> 01:00:38,025 - A phone! - I'm sorry. 966 01:00:38,108 --> 01:00:39,362 - A mobile phone, boy? - I'm so sorry! 967 01:00:39,442 --> 01:00:41,028 - Please it's just… - Are you kidding me? 968 01:00:41,108 --> 01:00:42,653 - It's the first and the last time - You're banned... 969 01:00:42,733 --> 01:00:44,862 - ...from taking the exam! For 2 years! - I'm sorry. 970 01:00:44,942 --> 01:00:46,820 I'm going to staple the exam paper to your hand! 971 01:00:46,900 --> 01:00:50,983 You little cheater! Trying to cheat in the toilets! 972 01:00:51,067 --> 01:00:53,650 Where did you get the phone, you champ? 973 01:00:53,733 --> 01:00:55,692 You're actually cheating, bro? 974 01:01:01,942 --> 01:01:03,153 Are you trying to run away from me? 975 01:01:03,233 --> 01:01:04,487 Think I'm your mom, trying to give you a shower? 976 01:01:04,567 --> 01:01:07,317 You saw what happened! God doesn't want this! 977 01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:09,692 God is fine with it. You're the filthy one. 978 01:01:09,775 --> 01:01:11,570 The principal is still there. He's going to kill us! 979 01:01:11,650 --> 01:01:14,400 Come here. Get in here! Come here now! 980 01:01:14,483 --> 01:01:15,608 Haggag! 981 01:01:15,692 --> 01:01:18,942 I'm going to show you how it's done. Take your clothes off. 982 01:01:19,025 --> 01:01:22,067 Take my clothes off? I can't take a shower in here. I'll get screwed. 983 01:01:22,150 --> 01:01:24,817 I took a shower in a ladies room before, with ladies, 984 01:01:24,900 --> 01:01:26,987 - I didn't get screwed. - Is this story for real? 985 01:01:27,067 --> 01:01:28,150 I have the video. 986 01:01:28,233 --> 01:01:32,025 That's enough, Haggag! I just want to do one good deed today. 987 01:01:32,108 --> 01:01:33,150 Take a shower! 988 01:01:39,983 --> 01:01:43,067 - Someone's coming! Someone's coming! - Where? 989 01:01:43,150 --> 01:01:45,278 It can't possibly be that the urine on you is from a baby. 990 01:01:45,358 --> 01:01:46,692 Do you rape livestock? 991 01:01:46,775 --> 01:01:49,733 - Let's just turn ourselves in. - Turn ourselves in? Let's confess. 992 01:01:49,817 --> 01:01:53,692 Confess to what? We didn't do anything! Take your freaking shower! 993 01:01:55,692 --> 01:01:59,317 What the hell? Isn't this the ladies room? 994 01:02:00,025 --> 01:02:03,692 - Or is this stuff really good? - What are you doing here? 995 01:02:03,775 --> 01:02:07,483 God have mercy on me! This is so sinful! 996 01:02:07,567 --> 01:02:11,400 You're such a cutie. What are you trying to do? 997 01:02:11,483 --> 01:02:12,528 Trying to cover your seductive body parts? 998 01:02:12,608 --> 01:02:14,733 Get the hell away from me. Don't come near me. 999 01:02:14,817 --> 01:02:17,317 Keep your social distance. Face the wall. 1000 01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:22,775 Face the wall? Am I being punished? Why are you holding your hands up? 1001 01:02:23,525 --> 01:02:26,150 Weren't you supposed to take a shower? Take your clothes off. 1002 01:02:26,233 --> 01:02:28,692 Get your hands off me. Get away from me! 1003 01:02:28,775 --> 01:02:32,108 Even if I take a shower, I'll never do it in your presence. 1004 01:02:33,567 --> 01:02:36,525 Oh no, what the hell? 1005 01:02:38,775 --> 01:02:42,108 - Come on, please. I'm dying! - Sorry, I have a situation here. 1006 01:02:42,817 --> 01:02:44,442 Do you have a pad? 1007 01:02:49,150 --> 01:02:51,150 I'm constipated, I'll be here for a while. 1008 01:02:54,858 --> 01:02:57,942 Should I go out? Let her see you and screw you over? 1009 01:02:58,025 --> 01:03:02,317 - Please do. - They won't think we're cheating. 1010 01:03:02,400 --> 01:03:03,858 They'll think something else. 1011 01:03:06,525 --> 01:03:08,317 - Come on, bro. - Let go of my shirt. 1012 01:03:08,400 --> 01:03:10,612 - Come on! Let's go. - Let go of my shirt! Let go of me! 1013 01:03:10,692 --> 01:03:12,400 Leave my pants alone! 1014 01:03:12,483 --> 01:03:14,112 Did you ever get naked in front of a girl? 1015 01:03:14,192 --> 01:03:15,525 Not even in front of a guy! 1016 01:03:15,608 --> 01:03:16,737 The only people who're allowed to see me naked are 1017 01:03:16,817 --> 01:03:18,070 the vaccine doctor and my wife. 1018 01:03:18,150 --> 01:03:21,692 Ok, consider me your vaccine doctor. Consider me your wife. 1019 01:03:21,775 --> 01:03:24,650 God help me! I'd never marry someone like you. 1020 01:03:30,817 --> 01:03:32,525 Abdel Hamid… Faten? 1021 01:03:32,608 --> 01:03:36,067 How did you get out, girl? Look out, see if anyone's coming. 1022 01:03:36,150 --> 01:03:38,567 Faten! Faten! 1023 01:03:39,733 --> 01:03:43,733 What the hell? You're even dirtier than before. 1024 01:03:43,817 --> 01:03:46,692 Your hair's not even wet. Did you take a dry shower? 1025 01:03:46,775 --> 01:03:47,817 I failed. 1026 01:03:47,900 --> 01:03:49,942 You failed? You're not getting married, 1027 01:03:50,025 --> 01:03:51,820 you're taking a shower. There's no way to possibly fail. 1028 01:03:51,900 --> 01:03:53,191 The sewers got into the running water. 1029 01:03:53,271 --> 01:03:56,418 - What? - The sewers got into the running water! 1030 01:03:56,499 --> 01:04:01,291 Look. There you go. 1031 01:04:18,067 --> 01:04:20,192 I believe in you, my God. 1032 01:04:20,275 --> 01:04:22,025 Why Mr. Mayor? 1033 01:04:22,108 --> 01:04:23,358 No, no, no! 1034 01:04:23,442 --> 01:04:25,317 Because he's the son of the mayor? 1035 01:04:25,400 --> 01:04:26,775 No, no, no! 1036 01:04:26,858 --> 01:04:28,775 Why Mr. Mayor? 1037 01:04:28,858 --> 01:04:30,150 No, no, no! 1038 01:04:30,233 --> 01:04:32,858 - Because he's the son of… - Son of a bitch! 1039 01:04:33,567 --> 01:04:35,067 No, no, no! 1040 01:04:35,150 --> 01:04:37,067 You did that, you did that to me? 1041 01:04:37,150 --> 01:04:39,983 What is the wrong with you? 1042 01:04:40,067 --> 01:04:42,275 Get back to your seats. 1043 01:04:43,025 --> 01:04:46,692 I'm trying to be as discreet as hell and you throw a party here? 1044 01:04:46,775 --> 01:04:49,525 What's that? Come here, girl. 1045 01:04:49,608 --> 01:04:51,983 You gave him your scarf to tie around his waist? 1046 01:04:52,067 --> 01:04:55,025 And you're wearing a cap? Are you going for a swim? 1047 01:04:55,692 --> 01:04:59,567 - Get back to your seats! - Calm down, son. Don't be so mad. 1048 01:04:59,650 --> 01:05:01,858 And you, acting the decent woman. 1049 01:05:01,942 --> 01:05:06,358 I saw you dancing with the stick on your belly. 1050 01:05:06,442 --> 01:05:08,692 - And you, boy! - Don't hit me. 1051 01:05:08,775 --> 01:05:13,692 What happened? Didn't I tell you to dominate? 1052 01:05:13,775 --> 01:05:18,233 Why don't you wear a red nose and walk on your hands? 1053 01:05:18,317 --> 01:05:19,400 They didn't like that. 1054 01:05:19,483 --> 01:05:23,525 I gave you a stick, bro. I told you to hit anyone who so much as speaks. 1055 01:05:23,608 --> 01:05:24,653 And you go around dancing with them? 1056 01:05:24,733 --> 01:05:26,817 I thought I'd hold the stick from the middle. 1057 01:05:26,900 --> 01:05:29,567 I'll hold you from the middle, you idiot. 1058 01:05:29,650 --> 01:05:34,317 Sit down. Why am I even talking to you? You're useless. Sit down. 1059 01:05:36,150 --> 01:05:40,400 Here, take your glasses back. I've never seen glasses that stink so bad. 1060 01:05:40,483 --> 01:05:42,028 Do you wear them on your feet or something? 1061 01:05:42,108 --> 01:05:45,817 - I don't wear them around my neck. - So you put them in your socks? 1062 01:05:45,900 --> 01:05:50,233 And you, get oversized clothes! I've had enough of you! 1063 01:05:50,317 --> 01:05:53,525 - Did you have a nice shower? - I didn't take a shower. Thank God. 1064 01:05:54,442 --> 01:05:55,483 Faten. 1065 01:05:58,025 --> 01:05:59,067 Of course not. 1066 01:05:59,150 --> 01:06:00,403 Just give it to me. I'll deal with it. 1067 01:06:00,483 --> 01:06:02,275 No, the girl is too young. 1068 01:06:02,358 --> 01:06:04,108 Give it to me or I'll take it myself. 1069 01:06:04,192 --> 01:06:05,442 I only have a small one. 1070 01:06:05,525 --> 01:06:07,608 That's even better. Give it to me. 1071 01:06:10,483 --> 01:06:12,025 Here you go. 1072 01:06:16,275 --> 01:06:20,942 Zainab. Zainab! 1073 01:06:21,608 --> 01:06:22,942 Come here by the window. 1074 01:06:23,025 --> 01:06:26,025 - Get some fresh air. - No, I'm ok here. 1075 01:06:26,108 --> 01:06:27,945 Come on, girl. I'm not going to kidnap you. 1076 01:06:28,025 --> 01:06:31,358 You're like my little sister. Who do you think I am? 1077 01:06:32,150 --> 01:06:33,942 Come here. I'm not going to harm you. 1078 01:06:45,067 --> 01:06:47,025 I wanted to say… 1079 01:06:51,025 --> 01:06:54,900 Do you know this? They use it for medical purposes abroad. 1080 01:06:54,983 --> 01:06:58,358 - It's a sedative. - No, I don't use that stuff. 1081 01:06:59,192 --> 01:07:04,192 One puff. And your brother that you see that big, 1082 01:07:04,275 --> 01:07:06,400 will shrink and become this small. 1083 01:07:06,483 --> 01:07:09,400 A roach. You'll chill out, take your exam and be happy. 1084 01:07:09,483 --> 01:07:11,445 We'll be happy too and God will bless your life. 1085 01:07:11,525 --> 01:07:15,650 Yeah, that's really all we needed, in this classroom of hell. 1086 01:07:16,317 --> 01:07:18,233 Drug use! 1087 01:07:18,317 --> 01:07:21,275 Then the vicious circle will be complete. 1088 01:07:21,358 --> 01:07:26,442 You want to corrupt this pure, innocent girl? Goddam you! 1089 01:07:26,525 --> 01:07:29,442 Look, I don't know about this stuff. 1090 01:07:29,525 --> 01:07:34,400 If it's a sin or not. But I know a sheikh that uses it. 1091 01:07:34,483 --> 01:07:37,900 - What sheikh uses this stuff? - The chief, of the guards. 1092 01:07:37,983 --> 01:07:39,942 Why are you trying to mess with my principles? 1093 01:07:40,025 --> 01:07:42,275 - Why are you making me doubt? - Let me go! 1094 01:07:42,358 --> 01:07:44,275 Did you see how Helela's cool with it? 1095 01:07:44,358 --> 01:07:45,903 And Abdel Hamid is the one getting mad? 1096 01:07:45,983 --> 01:07:48,442 Have some. Don't put it in your mouth. 1097 01:07:48,525 --> 01:07:49,692 Just hold it in your hand. 1098 01:07:49,775 --> 01:07:53,817 You're going to go… Hold it in and count to 3… 1099 01:07:53,900 --> 01:07:57,400 Then you let it out. Go on, girl. Try it. Just one puff. 1100 01:07:58,692 --> 01:08:00,067 But God won't be pleased. 1101 01:08:00,150 --> 01:08:02,192 It's ok. We will all repent anyway, in the end. 1102 01:08:02,275 --> 01:08:03,487 I've made so many mistakes But I've repented. 1103 01:08:03,567 --> 01:08:05,445 It was accepted right away. The very next day. 1104 01:08:05,525 --> 01:08:10,067 You know what? I did repent yesterday. Just ask me. 1105 01:08:10,150 --> 01:08:11,278 No, I'm not putting this thing in my mouth. 1106 01:08:11,358 --> 01:08:13,070 - Take it easy, Zainab. - Let go of my arm! 1107 01:08:13,150 --> 01:08:14,445 Come on, have a smoke. You'll like it! 1108 01:08:14,525 --> 01:08:18,025 Stop it Haggag! She said she doesn't want to. You can't force her. 1109 01:08:18,108 --> 01:08:19,150 Give me the lighter! 1110 01:08:19,233 --> 01:08:21,317 Finally, so you do have a conscience! 1111 01:08:21,400 --> 01:08:25,942 Calm down, honey. Forget him. 1112 01:08:26,025 --> 01:08:28,275 All you have to do is take a big breath in, ok? 1113 01:08:32,150 --> 01:08:34,942 Damn you, woman! What the hell are you doing? 1114 01:08:35,025 --> 01:08:37,942 Oh my god! Sit down, sweetie. What have you done? 1115 01:08:39,358 --> 01:08:41,858 My God! Have a sip of water. 1116 01:08:41,942 --> 01:08:43,942 - In the name of God. - Good thinking, mama. 1117 01:08:44,025 --> 01:08:46,737 You should be ashamed of yourself, you old bat! You're too old for this! 1118 01:08:46,817 --> 01:08:49,150 You're the old bat. 1119 01:08:49,775 --> 01:08:53,233 She's going to die! We'll have another dead body in the classroom! 1120 01:08:53,317 --> 01:08:55,567 Shut up, boy. No one dies from a puff. 1121 01:08:55,650 --> 01:08:57,695 The girl can't breathe. What the hell did you do? 1122 01:08:57,775 --> 01:08:59,858 Well, maybe you should try breathing too. 1123 01:08:59,942 --> 01:09:02,317 Wow, great comebacks! 1124 01:09:02,400 --> 01:09:05,775 You blew it right in her face, you monster. Wow! 1125 01:09:07,817 --> 01:09:09,483 One more puff, Zanuba? 1126 01:09:09,567 --> 01:09:12,317 God is the Greatest! God is the Greatest! 1127 01:09:12,400 --> 01:09:15,192 I bear witness there is no God but Allah! 1128 01:09:15,275 --> 01:09:18,858 I bear witness that Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah! 1129 01:09:18,942 --> 01:09:22,483 Rush to prayer! Rush to Success! 1130 01:09:22,567 --> 01:09:24,112 The prayer has begun! The prayer has begun! 1131 01:09:24,192 --> 01:09:26,983 Guards! Get out of the truck! 1132 01:09:27,067 --> 01:09:29,025 God is the Greatest! God is the Greatest! 1133 01:09:29,108 --> 01:09:30,483 This way, Mr. Mayor. This way. 1134 01:09:30,567 --> 01:09:34,442 There is no God but Allah! 1135 01:09:36,067 --> 01:09:38,608 Walk a straight path and God will have mercy on you. 1136 01:09:38,692 --> 01:09:40,278 Stand in a straight line. Standing in a straight line. 1137 01:09:40,358 --> 01:09:42,483 - Is part of the prayer. - Peace be upon you! 1138 01:09:42,567 --> 01:09:44,858 Peace be unto you, Mr. Mayor. 1139 01:09:44,942 --> 01:09:47,653 If you please, the mayor wants to give a speech before the prayer. 1140 01:09:47,733 --> 01:09:48,942 - A speech? - Yes. 1141 01:09:49,025 --> 01:09:51,067 But today's not Friday. It's Monday. 1142 01:09:51,150 --> 01:09:54,025 - Consider it the Monday speech. - Monday? 1143 01:09:54,733 --> 01:09:55,775 I know. 1144 01:09:55,858 --> 01:09:57,775 The words of God don't need a specific day. 1145 01:09:57,858 --> 01:09:59,153 Don't worry about it. Sit down. 1146 01:09:59,233 --> 01:10:01,737 Just let it be. The mayor's about to say very important stuff. 1147 01:10:01,817 --> 01:10:04,150 Please Hajj. Have a seat. Please, have a seat. 1148 01:10:04,233 --> 01:10:06,483 Sit down, gentlemen! Sit down. 1149 01:10:07,858 --> 01:10:09,608 In the blessed Name of God… 1150 01:10:10,608 --> 01:10:14,317 I came today to talk about something very important. 1151 01:10:15,400 --> 01:10:18,358 We're losing the Arabic language, gentlemen. 1152 01:10:18,442 --> 01:10:21,275 The language of the Holy Quran. The greatest language. 1153 01:10:21,358 --> 01:10:23,150 I'm going to ask you a question. 1154 01:10:23,942 --> 01:10:25,733 A question for all of you. 1155 01:10:26,608 --> 01:10:31,983 What's the aesthetic meaning in the Ayah that says: 1156 01:10:32,067 --> 01:10:36,942 In the Name of Allah: "And He is the One Who has subjected the sea, 1157 01:10:37,025 --> 01:10:40,150 so from it you may eat tender seafood." 1158 01:10:40,233 --> 01:10:43,608 What's the aesthetic meaning? Aesthetic? 1159 01:10:43,692 --> 01:10:47,567 It's a metaphor as it compares the sea to a subjugated beast. 1160 01:10:48,442 --> 01:10:50,442 I'll tell you what it is: 1161 01:10:50,525 --> 01:10:56,442 It's a metaphor as it compares the sea to a subjugated beast! 1162 01:10:56,525 --> 01:10:59,108 Your dad is helping you cheat from the mosque? 1163 01:10:59,192 --> 01:11:01,487 Answer me Helela, he's helping you cheat from the mosque? 1164 01:11:01,567 --> 01:11:03,358 - So what's the problem? - The mosque! 1165 01:11:03,442 --> 01:11:06,067 - He's a low-life. - You're cheating in the mosque, 1166 01:11:06,150 --> 01:11:07,483 where we all pray to God? 1167 01:11:07,567 --> 01:11:10,817 Or maybe you can ask me: what's the plural of "Dawn"? 1168 01:11:10,900 --> 01:11:14,983 I'll tell you that the plural of "Dawn" is "Dawns". 1169 01:11:15,067 --> 01:11:17,858 The plural of "Dawn" is "Dawns", with an S! 1170 01:11:17,942 --> 01:11:21,650 You're just sitting there? While the mayor helps his son cheat the exam! 1171 01:11:21,733 --> 01:11:22,817 - What? - What? 1172 01:11:22,900 --> 01:11:25,237 What the hell are you saying, man? Have you lost your mind? 1173 01:11:25,317 --> 01:11:27,733 - You're just a big fat liar! - I'm a liar? 1174 01:11:27,817 --> 01:11:29,237 So what's this paper you're holding? 1175 01:11:29,317 --> 01:11:30,775 - That's his speech. - His speech? 1176 01:11:30,858 --> 01:11:32,817 - Yeah! - Oh my God, it's true! 1177 01:11:32,900 --> 01:11:34,945 You're helping them cheat in the mosque's microphone! 1178 01:11:35,025 --> 01:11:36,442 Give me the microphone, man. 1179 01:11:38,983 --> 01:11:42,608 - God is great! - Did you block a penalty or what? 1180 01:11:42,692 --> 01:11:45,025 They're beating the hell out of the mayor! 1181 01:11:45,108 --> 01:11:46,487 Respect the place where you stand. 1182 01:11:46,567 --> 01:11:48,317 - Sit. - They're beating my dad? 1183 01:11:48,400 --> 01:11:50,858 - Helela, sit. - It's time he knew I'm a man. 1184 01:11:50,942 --> 01:11:52,570 Where are you going? Where are you going? 1185 01:11:52,650 --> 01:11:53,694 - Let me go! - Calm down! 1186 01:11:53,775 --> 01:11:58,775 - Give me a knife! - Keep your voice down! 1187 01:11:58,858 --> 01:12:01,025 They shouldn't fight in the house of God. 1188 01:12:01,108 --> 01:12:05,817 Oh really? You just realized there is a God? 1189 01:12:05,900 --> 01:12:07,817 I've always known God, son. 1190 01:12:07,900 --> 01:12:12,608 You know God? How? In pagan times, they would've made an Idol of you! 1191 01:12:12,692 --> 01:12:14,483 - Me? - Yes, you. 1192 01:12:14,567 --> 01:12:17,067 All the Islamic conquests would've been to fight you! 1193 01:12:17,150 --> 01:12:20,817 - May God forgive you. - Yes, may God forgive me. Me! 1194 01:12:20,900 --> 01:12:22,858 Block all the entrances and exits! 1195 01:12:22,942 --> 01:12:27,650 No one leaves, until the police get here! We need to investigate this! 1196 01:12:37,525 --> 01:12:39,983 - Rush to prayer! - What? 1197 01:12:40,067 --> 01:12:42,192 Rush to success! 1198 01:12:42,275 --> 01:12:44,983 God is great! God is great! 1199 01:12:45,067 --> 01:12:47,025 There is no God but Allah! 1200 01:12:47,108 --> 01:12:49,152 - What are you doing? - Lead us in prayer, hajj! 1201 01:12:49,233 --> 01:12:50,278 What the hell are you saying? 1202 01:12:50,358 --> 01:12:54,650 We need to pray! Let's pray. God will show us the way! Let's go! 1203 01:12:54,733 --> 01:12:58,817 - Come on people, stand in line! - Stand in a straight line. 1204 01:12:58,900 --> 01:13:00,403 Let's pray first, we'll fight later! 1205 01:13:00,483 --> 01:13:04,442 - Stand in line. Stand in line. - Stand in straight lines. 1206 01:13:04,525 --> 01:13:07,358 Let's go, stand in line. 1207 01:13:07,442 --> 01:13:10,525 Walk a straight path and God will have mercy on you. 1208 01:13:12,650 --> 01:13:16,942 - God is great! - God is great! 1209 01:13:17,025 --> 01:13:19,483 I want to pray. 1210 01:13:25,303 --> 01:13:27,608 DRUGS BEGIN WITH CURIOSITY AND END IN SLEEPLESS NIGHTS 1211 01:13:28,025 --> 01:13:32,400 Hey, Zainab. I hope the joint made you feel better. 1212 01:13:33,358 --> 01:13:34,400 Better? 1213 01:13:34,483 --> 01:13:37,150 Alright, let's go. Give us the answer to any question. 1214 01:13:47,442 --> 01:13:48,483 What are you doing? 1215 01:13:49,275 --> 01:13:50,528 I'm looking for the question. 1216 01:13:50,608 --> 01:13:52,445 You're looking for the question in an empty copybook? 1217 01:13:52,525 --> 01:13:53,692 So what's the problem? 1218 01:13:55,442 --> 01:13:58,400 It's ok. I'll read the question. 1219 01:13:58,858 --> 01:14:01,525 "No one was able to get the money." 1220 01:14:02,317 --> 01:14:03,883 What's the plural of the word "One"? 1221 01:14:06,275 --> 01:14:07,358 Several "Ones". 1222 01:14:08,275 --> 01:14:10,733 - Oh shit! - God forgive us all. 1223 01:14:11,525 --> 01:14:14,608 Several "Ones" is the wrong answer. Concentrate. 1224 01:14:14,692 --> 01:14:16,483 What's the plural of the word "One"? 1225 01:14:18,317 --> 01:14:19,858 Give me the… 1226 01:14:21,650 --> 01:14:22,692 This? 1227 01:14:25,108 --> 01:14:27,025 The calculator? 1228 01:14:31,150 --> 01:14:33,567 - Why? - I'm adding up. 1229 01:14:33,650 --> 01:14:35,233 Do you get your stuff from the Bull? 1230 01:14:35,317 --> 01:14:37,733 - Of course not, from Ragab Al Nau. - Yeah… 1231 01:14:37,817 --> 01:14:42,900 The plural of the word "One" is 256. 1232 01:14:42,983 --> 01:14:44,483 You multiplied "One" by how much? 1233 01:14:44,567 --> 01:14:50,233 Zainab! The plural of the word "One" is 256? 1234 01:14:50,317 --> 01:14:52,608 So how much is six multiplied by "Peas"? 1235 01:14:52,692 --> 01:14:55,817 - Pea-sixty! - You bunch of low-lives! 1236 01:14:57,025 --> 01:14:58,358 The stuff is fake. 1237 01:15:00,692 --> 01:15:03,275 It's your fault. She can't even remember her name. 1238 01:15:03,358 --> 01:15:08,567 No, my name is Zainab. And these are my fingers! 1239 01:15:10,358 --> 01:15:12,483 I want to smoke too! I want to smoke! 1240 01:15:12,567 --> 01:15:14,942 Lord have mercy! 1241 01:15:15,025 --> 01:15:17,650 - What kind of day is this? - It's One-day! 1242 01:15:18,942 --> 01:15:22,483 Guys, any-One get some water for this poor girl. 1243 01:15:22,567 --> 01:15:25,442 Not "One" of you will go to heaven. 1244 01:15:32,650 --> 01:15:33,692 What? 1245 01:15:34,317 --> 01:15:36,692 Gather all the water bottles in this classroom. 1246 01:15:36,775 --> 01:15:38,900 And don't use the calculator! 1247 01:15:39,608 --> 01:15:42,650 Move! Move! 1248 01:15:49,817 --> 01:15:51,817 - Take your clothes off. - Take what off? 1249 01:15:51,900 --> 01:15:53,567 - Get naked. - Naked? 1250 01:15:53,650 --> 01:15:55,237 You can leave your cap on, if you like. 1251 01:15:55,317 --> 01:15:57,192 - Get naked, Haggag? - Completely naked. 1252 01:15:57,275 --> 01:16:01,400 What, you've committed all the sins and this is what's left? 1253 01:16:01,483 --> 01:16:04,775 Is this the day of "All Capital Sins"? 1254 01:16:04,858 --> 01:16:09,358 Can't you commit common sins? Like lying, envy, greed! 1255 01:16:09,442 --> 01:16:11,983 Stop yelling. You're doing too much. 1256 01:16:12,067 --> 01:16:13,612 Come on, take a shower with the mineral water. 1257 01:16:13,692 --> 01:16:16,233 Are you crazy? Get naked in front of all these people? 1258 01:16:16,317 --> 01:16:18,733 - Why not? - Get naked, God will help you. 1259 01:16:18,817 --> 01:16:22,025 God will help me get naked? That's an oxymoron. 1260 01:16:22,900 --> 01:16:26,858 I swear to God, I'll die before I get naked in front of you! 1261 01:16:31,358 --> 01:16:32,733 I get it. You're right. 1262 01:16:37,983 --> 01:16:40,858 Easy, Helela. It's a big bottle. Try to aim right. 1263 01:16:40,942 --> 01:16:42,320 - Your hand is not stable. - I'm stable, 1264 01:16:42,400 --> 01:16:43,942 you're splashing water everywhere. 1265 01:16:44,025 --> 01:16:46,487 I'm stable, go ahead… Why? Why are you splashing everywhere? 1266 01:16:46,567 --> 01:16:47,820 You've wasted half the bottle! 1267 01:16:47,900 --> 01:16:49,612 We only got this much water, out of all these bottles! 1268 01:16:49,692 --> 01:16:51,108 We could've filled a whole tub! 1269 01:16:51,192 --> 01:16:52,237 So why did you let me do it? 1270 01:16:52,317 --> 01:16:53,608 I'm trying to gain time! 1271 01:16:53,692 --> 01:16:55,567 We're on the same page. Take it easy. 1272 01:16:58,650 --> 01:17:02,108 Come on, Abdel Hamid. We all took our clothes off. It's your turn. 1273 01:17:02,192 --> 01:17:04,778 Come on, consider it your wedding day. Go ahead, God bless you. 1274 01:17:04,858 --> 01:17:06,902 - Everybody turn around. - Turn around. It's ok. 1275 01:17:06,983 --> 01:17:09,028 If anyone looks, I'll start all the way from the top, I'm warning you. 1276 01:17:09,108 --> 01:17:10,900 Come on everybody, turn around. 1277 01:17:17,400 --> 01:17:19,817 The water's too cold. No hot water? 1278 01:17:19,900 --> 01:17:23,358 - Of course. Helela! - I'm ready. 1279 01:17:23,442 --> 01:17:26,192 - No, no, that's ok. - Let's go. 1280 01:17:29,983 --> 01:17:34,608 I swear to God, as soon as I'm out of here, 1281 01:17:35,317 --> 01:17:39,525 I'll sell my land and build a mosque! 1282 01:17:40,483 --> 01:17:42,025 And I'll be imam of the mosque. 1283 01:17:42,650 --> 01:17:46,150 And I'll dedicate the morning prayer to you guys, one by one. 1284 01:17:46,233 --> 01:17:48,650 Forget the hypocrites, the Zionists… 1285 01:17:48,733 --> 01:17:52,567 Abdel Hamid! Hurry up, Abdel Hamid! 1286 01:17:52,650 --> 01:17:55,900 Haggag is standing in his underwear. It's no small matter, Abdel Hamid! 1287 01:17:55,983 --> 01:17:57,067 Hurry up or… 1288 01:17:57,817 --> 01:18:00,775 What the hell? You still have your clothes on? 1289 01:18:00,858 --> 01:18:03,817 Well, I'm starting from the bottom up. 1290 01:18:04,650 --> 01:18:09,858 Abdel Hamid, I've been nice to you. But I swear to God, 1291 01:18:09,942 --> 01:18:11,612 I'll scrub your back with my own 2 hands! 1292 01:18:11,692 --> 01:18:14,900 Have some patience, some patience. 1293 01:18:16,192 --> 01:18:18,400 - Come on man. We're cold. - Fine. 1294 01:18:22,900 --> 01:18:25,233 Hope you're having a nice shower, Abdel Hamid. 1295 01:18:26,442 --> 01:18:27,900 Sorry, no shower gel. 1296 01:18:29,442 --> 01:18:31,525 - So? Are you all done? - Not even close. 1297 01:18:31,608 --> 01:18:33,112 Not even close? Why do I hear water… 1298 01:18:33,192 --> 01:18:34,737 What the heck! Don't you knock before coming in! 1299 01:18:34,817 --> 01:18:36,195 You didn't even take your clothes off. 1300 01:18:36,275 --> 01:18:37,820 What did you use all this water for? 1301 01:18:37,900 --> 01:18:38,987 I cleaned my belly button. 1302 01:18:39,067 --> 01:18:41,650 Damn you and your belly button, bro! 1303 01:18:41,733 --> 01:18:43,445 Come on, take this freaking shower already! 1304 01:18:43,525 --> 01:18:45,153 - I can't! I can't! - What do you mean you can't? 1305 01:18:45,233 --> 01:18:46,942 - I just can't do it, guys! - What? 1306 01:18:47,025 --> 01:18:48,525 I don't want to displease my Lord. 1307 01:18:48,608 --> 01:18:51,650 Leave me alone. Let me go! Get away from me. 1308 01:18:51,733 --> 01:18:54,358 - I won't help you cheat Haggag! - What do you mean? 1309 01:18:54,442 --> 01:18:56,608 - All of that… let go of my underwear! - I swear… 1310 01:18:56,692 --> 01:18:58,612 - Let go of my underwear, Haggag! - Get naked. 1311 01:18:58,692 --> 01:19:01,233 - I've been nice to you so far… - I won't do it! 1312 01:19:01,317 --> 01:19:04,775 I'm going to kill you Abdel Hamid! I swear to God, I'll… 1313 01:19:15,317 --> 01:19:17,650 Are these drinking noises coming from here? 1314 01:19:18,483 --> 01:19:20,400 Yes, it's the shower water. 1315 01:19:21,150 --> 01:19:24,108 - Did Helela drink it? - He did. 1316 01:19:24,192 --> 01:19:26,942 - Swear. - I swear, he did. Look. 1317 01:19:27,858 --> 01:19:30,233 I can't look, Abdel Hamid, bro. I'll die. 1318 01:19:32,900 --> 01:19:34,483 Good for you, Helela. 1319 01:19:37,900 --> 01:19:44,483 Thank God for that! You can let go of me, now. Take it easy. 1320 01:19:45,150 --> 01:19:47,483 Kill him. It's ok. 1321 01:19:48,650 --> 01:19:50,150 It's ok. 1322 01:19:51,400 --> 01:19:54,317 - Why does he want to talk to me? - Just calm down, Mr. Kamel. 1323 01:19:54,400 --> 01:19:56,817 You think if you leave, I can't call the police, mayor? 1324 01:19:56,900 --> 01:19:58,650 Even if you leave, I'll call the police. 1325 01:19:58,733 --> 01:20:01,983 God damn you, wherever you go! 1326 01:20:02,067 --> 01:20:04,567 - Settle down, boy. - No, I'm not going to settle down! 1327 01:20:04,650 --> 01:20:07,275 People pay money to have connections like me, man! 1328 01:20:07,358 --> 01:20:10,233 - Listen to me, settle down! - Fine. 1329 01:20:10,775 --> 01:20:14,608 Do you want your sister back? Or you're after the whole class? 1330 01:20:14,692 --> 01:20:16,400 I just want my sister. 1331 01:20:16,483 --> 01:20:18,983 Ok, we're on the same page then. Let's shake on it. 1332 01:20:26,983 --> 01:20:28,612 "Zainab comes out or we report the supervisor's death" 1333 01:20:28,692 --> 01:20:33,067 - Zainab comes out… - Or we report the supervisor's death. 1334 01:20:41,233 --> 01:20:43,403 Let's go, Zainab, get your stuff. Your brother's here to pick you up. 1335 01:20:43,483 --> 01:20:46,358 - No, no! Please, don't! - Not my business. He's your brother. 1336 01:20:46,442 --> 01:20:50,025 - You can go to hell, both of you. - Get back, you stupid prick! 1337 01:20:50,108 --> 01:20:51,150 Let's go, Zainab! 1338 01:20:51,233 --> 01:20:53,028 Ok, I remember now. I'll give you all the answers! 1339 01:20:53,108 --> 01:20:56,358 Even if you do, your brother will report us. Come on Zainab! 1340 01:20:56,442 --> 01:20:58,192 - Let's go! - Leave her alone, Haggag. 1341 01:20:58,275 --> 01:21:00,195 - She's not going anywhere! - You stay out of this! 1342 01:21:00,275 --> 01:21:04,567 - I said she's not going anywhere! - Don't mess with me, girl! 1343 01:21:04,650 --> 01:21:06,775 - Let's g… - Do not put your hands on a woman! 1344 01:21:06,858 --> 01:21:09,192 You uneducated, ignorant thug! 1345 01:21:09,275 --> 01:21:12,650 If your dad didn't teach you manners, I'll teach you manners, Haggag! 1346 01:21:13,442 --> 01:21:16,150 I'll teach you a lesson! 1347 01:21:19,067 --> 01:21:23,525 Helela! Helela! What are you doing, Helela? 1348 01:21:24,692 --> 01:21:27,900 Get away, you big stupid moron! 1349 01:21:27,983 --> 01:21:30,775 - I was crushed. - Come here, you! 1350 01:21:32,358 --> 01:21:34,070 - Mind your own business, you cow! - Sit down, Helela. 1351 01:21:34,150 --> 01:21:36,525 - No, I don't want to. - I'm begging you, sit down! 1352 01:21:36,608 --> 01:21:38,435 - Get the hell away from me! - You bastard! 1353 01:21:40,025 --> 01:21:43,775 - Son of bitch! - Stay back! 1354 01:21:49,192 --> 01:21:51,525 - Stop it, Haggag! - Blood! 1355 01:21:51,608 --> 01:21:54,358 Stop! Give up, Haggag! 1356 01:22:00,233 --> 01:22:06,108 I told you… not to… put your hands… on a woman! 1357 01:22:08,900 --> 01:22:10,525 You bite the hand that's beating you? 1358 01:22:16,400 --> 01:22:18,317 Enough, Faten. Enough! 1359 01:22:18,400 --> 01:22:21,650 Yes, mama. You finally woke up? 1360 01:22:21,733 --> 01:22:23,983 Don't hit him, he's on our side! 1361 01:22:24,733 --> 01:22:27,567 - You're a fighter, Haggag! - You double agent! You b… 1362 01:22:29,483 --> 01:22:32,733 I'll kill you all, you sons of bitches! 1363 01:22:32,817 --> 01:22:35,608 By Ashraf Dandani, I'm going to get you all! 1364 01:22:35,692 --> 01:22:37,650 I got him detained! I got him detained! 1365 01:22:37,733 --> 01:22:40,150 Jumping like a monkey, is that all you can do? 1366 01:22:40,233 --> 01:22:41,775 - No, Helela! - Hit him, Helela! 1367 01:22:41,858 --> 01:22:44,025 - You can't aim, Helela! - Go ahead, Helela! 1368 01:22:44,108 --> 01:22:45,900 Why didn't you hit him, Helela? 1369 01:22:45,983 --> 01:22:52,442 - You stupid belly dancer! Get away! - Give up, Haggag! 1370 01:22:52,525 --> 01:22:55,442 Take off your socks and make them smell. 1371 01:22:55,525 --> 01:22:57,317 Give up already! 1372 01:23:01,067 --> 01:23:03,942 I give up. I give up. 1373 01:23:05,900 --> 01:23:07,358 Your tea, Mr. Shabaan. 1374 01:23:08,358 --> 01:23:09,483 Leave it there. 1375 01:23:11,233 --> 01:23:18,108 Yes Bahana. The stove exploded in Said's face! And the house what? 1376 01:23:20,025 --> 01:23:21,233 Orabi! 1377 01:23:31,192 --> 01:23:33,233 Emergency call, for Orabi Rudy Abdel… 1378 01:23:33,317 --> 01:23:35,483 - Yes, we know ma'am. - Great. 1379 01:23:38,233 --> 01:23:39,608 Open this door. 1380 01:23:44,900 --> 01:23:46,192 Why isn't he at the hospital? 1381 01:23:47,025 --> 01:23:51,858 He's perfectly fine. Tell the officer, son. Talk to him. 1382 01:23:52,608 --> 01:23:55,108 I'm fine, thank God. 1383 01:23:55,192 --> 01:23:58,900 He's fine. Nothing compared to other cases. 1384 01:23:59,608 --> 01:24:02,942 Alright. Open the gate! 1385 01:24:05,608 --> 01:24:07,108 Ouch, my poor foot. 1386 01:24:30,108 --> 01:24:31,608 I'll do the talking. 1387 01:24:32,983 --> 01:24:35,567 - The stretcher please, doctor. - The stretcher, chief… 1388 01:24:35,650 --> 01:24:38,983 The stretcher, chief nurse! And the blood pressure thingy. 1389 01:24:40,858 --> 01:24:42,483 This way, please. 1390 01:24:45,108 --> 01:24:50,150 - Excuse me. Thank you. - Step away, son. 1391 01:24:51,692 --> 01:24:53,358 In the blessed name of God! 1392 01:24:54,150 --> 01:24:56,275 Damn you! 1393 01:24:56,358 --> 01:24:58,400 He's got a hard disk attack. 1394 01:24:59,525 --> 01:25:02,275 Yes, it's a heart attack. Take him to the ambulance. 1395 01:25:02,358 --> 01:25:03,733 Come on, let's go. 1396 01:25:05,442 --> 01:25:06,983 Pick him up. Now. 1397 01:25:08,733 --> 01:25:12,358 My hand! My hand is under the stretcher, my hand! 1398 01:25:18,108 --> 01:25:19,237 - Get up. - Yes, what? What? 1399 01:25:19,317 --> 01:25:22,150 - Where's the paper? - I have it, here you go. 1400 01:25:22,233 --> 01:25:24,650 - Dictate the answers. Go on! - Yes, yes sure. 1401 01:25:26,567 --> 01:25:27,858 Question 1... 1402 01:25:28,733 --> 01:25:30,403 - "Redorical metabor" … - Hold on a second. 1403 01:25:30,483 --> 01:25:32,525 - What? - "Redorical metabor"… 1404 01:25:32,608 --> 01:25:35,233 Rhetorical metaphor, I know, I had a student just like him. 1405 01:25:35,317 --> 01:25:38,317 - "Combaring the brees" … - What are you saying, man? 1406 01:25:38,400 --> 01:25:40,112 Combaring the brees! Combaring the brees! 1407 01:25:40,192 --> 01:25:42,817 - Comparing the trees… yes? - To a breathing man… 1408 01:25:44,442 --> 01:25:46,358 Die! Sleep! 1409 01:25:48,983 --> 01:25:50,358 Is he going to be ok? 1410 01:25:50,442 --> 01:25:52,650 Of course, sir. He'll be fine. 1411 01:25:52,733 --> 01:25:54,900 I'm working on him myself. 1412 01:25:54,983 --> 01:25:58,525 But please, we need some calm. Some calm, please! 1413 01:26:03,442 --> 01:26:05,442 Guys, untie me, come on. 1414 01:26:05,525 --> 01:26:07,608 That'll teach you to be a tyrant, Haggag. 1415 01:26:11,692 --> 01:26:12,817 Are you ok, son? 1416 01:26:12,900 --> 01:26:15,400 One more word out of you and I'll tie you next to him. 1417 01:26:16,525 --> 01:26:18,983 I could've killed Haggag. 1418 01:26:19,067 --> 01:26:23,025 But I'm like dad, he only beats on the weak. 1419 01:26:23,108 --> 01:26:25,275 - Who does he beat on then? - My mom. 1420 01:26:26,025 --> 01:26:28,733 Helela, you can't just tell whatever you see. 1421 01:26:28,817 --> 01:26:34,025 I don't tell everything. Me, for instance, I walk around naked… 1422 01:26:35,317 --> 01:26:37,483 Shut up Helela. Shut it. 1423 01:26:39,108 --> 01:26:41,400 By the way, I liked your drawing. 1424 01:26:43,650 --> 01:26:46,108 I wanted to make it even more like you. 1425 01:26:46,942 --> 01:26:48,567 More like me? How? 1426 01:26:52,150 --> 01:26:53,358 Let's not go there. 1427 01:27:05,692 --> 01:27:08,858 Let me. Don't worry, I won't touch you. 1428 01:27:10,858 --> 01:27:14,567 I… I didn't mean the things I said in the toilets. 1429 01:27:16,108 --> 01:27:18,358 Do you know why I want to graduate high school? 1430 01:27:19,067 --> 01:27:20,358 I want to find a good job. 1431 01:27:21,192 --> 01:27:25,650 For my daughter. So no one talks to her the way you talked to me. 1432 01:27:27,733 --> 01:27:29,775 I hope she becomes the best girl in the world. 1433 01:27:30,608 --> 01:27:36,358 Hey, Zainab. By Ashraf Dandani, if anyone comes near you, 1434 01:27:36,442 --> 01:27:37,608 I'll eat them alive. 1435 01:27:39,233 --> 01:27:44,233 Pass your exam, Zainab. Only education will help you. 1436 01:27:53,192 --> 01:27:54,942 Come on people. Untie me. 1437 01:27:55,900 --> 01:27:57,942 I swear to God, I'm just a poor guy. 1438 01:27:59,108 --> 01:28:01,358 My heart is purer than milk. 1439 01:28:02,858 --> 01:28:04,525 I just want to graduate high school. 1440 01:28:05,858 --> 01:28:06,900 Because if I don't, 1441 01:28:06,983 --> 01:28:09,817 they won't let me into the jail's library competition. 1442 01:28:11,192 --> 01:28:13,733 And it's the most important competition of my life. 1443 01:28:14,442 --> 01:28:16,567 You'd be harming not just me. 1444 01:28:17,858 --> 01:28:20,358 You'd harm all the people I care about. 1445 01:28:21,650 --> 01:28:25,400 Sayed Shoka and Ali Safina and Hajj Mahmoud Salem. 1446 01:28:26,483 --> 01:28:31,400 The 4 of us, we dug a tunnel under the library to escape. 1447 01:28:32,650 --> 01:28:35,900 We dug it with a spoon, like in The Shawshank Redemption. 1448 01:28:37,317 --> 01:28:39,192 But we didn't dig for 11 years, 1449 01:28:40,108 --> 01:28:45,275 - it only took us 7, thank God. - Poor darlings. 1450 01:28:45,358 --> 01:28:48,650 I swear to you, we're better than anybody, if we just focus. 1451 01:28:50,317 --> 01:28:54,983 They're probably stuck in the tunnel now, and I have the spoon. 1452 01:28:55,775 --> 01:28:58,650 And Hajj Mahmoud doesn't get along with Sayed Shoka. 1453 01:28:59,358 --> 01:29:00,778 And Ali Safina is stuck in the middle. 1454 01:29:00,858 --> 01:29:05,067 Anyway… Long story short. I'll keep the details to myself. 1455 01:29:14,067 --> 01:29:15,733 What are you so emotional about? 1456 01:29:15,817 --> 01:29:18,317 His wicked story really touched your hearts? 1457 01:29:18,400 --> 01:29:20,320 For once, the end is even worse than the means. 1458 01:29:20,400 --> 01:29:22,150 May God forgive you. 1459 01:29:22,233 --> 01:29:24,483 What kind of jail holds a library competition? 1460 01:29:25,233 --> 01:29:27,400 And Safina is supposed to escape the library? 1461 01:29:27,483 --> 01:29:31,108 - Probably the library of Alexandria. - What are you crying about? 1462 01:29:31,192 --> 01:29:33,858 I'm thinking of my poor mom. 1463 01:29:34,525 --> 01:29:38,067 Back when she was in jail, she dug a tunnel with a pin. 1464 01:29:38,150 --> 01:29:40,442 Oh no, lord have mercy, your poor mom! 1465 01:29:40,525 --> 01:29:44,525 - Does anyone have his knife? - I have it here. 1466 01:29:44,608 --> 01:29:48,442 - So should we untie him or what? - Do whatever you want. 1467 01:29:49,733 --> 01:29:51,733 I'm leaving anyway. 1468 01:29:53,400 --> 01:29:57,483 I'll untie you. Not because of your pathetic story, 1469 01:29:57,567 --> 01:29:59,608 but because I'm better than you. 1470 01:30:05,692 --> 01:30:12,692 Let's go Mr. Orabi. Easy there. He's doing very well, thank God. 1471 01:30:13,317 --> 01:30:15,403 But doctor, shouldn't he go to the hospital, get checked? 1472 01:30:15,483 --> 01:30:20,358 No need, Mr. Principal, he just had a little wobble. That's about it. 1473 01:30:20,442 --> 01:30:23,233 Alright Orabi, you can go home, to your wife and kids. 1474 01:30:23,317 --> 01:30:26,817 No, no. I called them, they're doing just fine, sir. Thank God. 1475 01:30:26,900 --> 01:30:28,942 I can't leave you today, during exams. 1476 01:30:29,025 --> 01:30:32,567 - Go home, man, to your wife and k… - I can't! No, no, impossible. 1477 01:30:32,650 --> 01:30:35,650 - Let's get out of here, guys! - Take the day off. 1478 01:30:35,733 --> 01:30:38,150 No, no Mr. Shaaban. I can't. No, really. 1479 01:30:40,817 --> 01:30:46,400 - Finally, someone's here! - No, this is Orabi, my dad's lapdog. 1480 01:30:46,483 --> 01:30:49,483 Is there one good person in this school? 1481 01:30:49,567 --> 01:30:52,525 Look, you've got all the answers here. 1482 01:30:52,608 --> 01:30:55,025 Take the strip with your name and stick it here. 1483 01:30:55,108 --> 01:30:56,403 Stick your name right here, with the strip. 1484 01:30:56,483 --> 01:31:00,108 So the strip goes here, not there. No strip there. Forget this paper. 1485 01:31:00,192 --> 01:31:04,150 Come on, people. Pass the exam! Go on, guys. You can do it! 1486 01:31:05,400 --> 01:31:06,525 What? 1487 01:31:10,150 --> 01:31:16,442 - Oh, wow. It's all there! - It's all there! The answers! 1488 01:31:16,525 --> 01:31:18,817 The answers are there. 1489 01:31:56,025 --> 01:31:58,900 What, why are looking at me like that? 1490 01:32:02,275 --> 01:32:05,025 Answers or not. I'm leaving and I'm reporting you. 1491 01:32:05,108 --> 01:32:06,761 Do you want to fight me one more time? 1492 01:32:17,608 --> 01:32:18,775 Mr. Saad! 1493 01:32:20,233 --> 01:32:24,650 Mr. Saad! You're not dead! You didn't die because of me! 1494 01:32:24,733 --> 01:32:27,112 How could you do this to me? I died and came back to life! 1495 01:32:27,192 --> 01:32:30,858 - I swear, just like you! - No, this is against natural laws. 1496 01:32:30,942 --> 01:32:33,233 Come, come sit at your desk. 1497 01:32:33,317 --> 01:32:37,733 - So we flunked? - I'm ok. I've got the answers! 1498 01:32:48,900 --> 01:32:50,692 Are you ok, Mr. Saad? 1499 01:32:53,650 --> 01:32:54,692 I'm fine. 1500 01:32:57,025 --> 01:33:04,025 This boy tells me that everyone's cheating and that… God forbid… 1501 01:33:04,483 --> 01:33:05,692 you're dead! 1502 01:33:07,400 --> 01:33:10,608 Dead? I'm fine, as you can see. 1503 01:33:10,692 --> 01:33:15,317 I just had a bad fall, but those kids helped me, thankfully. 1504 01:33:16,150 --> 01:33:17,192 He was dead! 1505 01:33:37,692 --> 01:33:40,358 Didn't you tell me he took his cuffs off, boy? 1506 01:33:42,900 --> 01:33:45,525 And him, he's not even injured! 1507 01:33:51,817 --> 01:33:54,150 - Take your bandages off, boy. - No way. 1508 01:33:54,233 --> 01:33:56,442 Let me see your injury. 1509 01:34:02,525 --> 01:34:03,983 Get your hands off. 1510 01:34:04,983 --> 01:34:06,192 Hold on, boy. 1511 01:34:08,317 --> 01:34:12,233 What the hell? He's bleeding! Did you lie to me, boy? 1512 01:34:13,817 --> 01:34:15,317 What the hell's wrong with you? 1513 01:34:16,150 --> 01:34:20,775 And him, they tied him up and tortured him. 1514 01:34:24,692 --> 01:34:25,858 Did anyone torture you? 1515 01:34:55,025 --> 01:34:57,025 They're good, decent people. 1516 01:34:57,108 --> 01:34:58,320 Where's your desk, boy? 1517 01:34:59,400 --> 01:35:01,733 Sit down! Sit down now! 1518 01:35:02,942 --> 01:35:04,983 A little more discipline, Mr. Saad! 1519 01:35:06,650 --> 01:35:09,067 I'm gonna tear you apart, Harry Potter! 1520 01:35:19,942 --> 01:35:25,983 Hello? Yes, Hamam. What? Wait! 1521 01:35:27,442 --> 01:35:29,900 Oh, yes. My other phone is dead. 1522 01:35:30,858 --> 01:35:36,233 I'll call you later. I'm supervising an exam. 1523 01:35:40,108 --> 01:35:41,942 Mr. Dardiri. 1524 01:35:42,025 --> 01:35:43,275 - I'll be off now. - What? 1525 01:35:43,358 --> 01:35:45,567 - I'll be off. - You can't leave. 1526 01:35:45,650 --> 01:35:48,067 We have to celebrate this! It's all thanks to you! 1527 01:35:48,150 --> 01:35:51,775 Please, I'm begging you. I just want to go home. Please let me go. 1528 01:35:51,858 --> 01:35:54,108 Stay for the party, man! Have a juice! 1529 01:35:54,192 --> 01:35:56,233 - No, I have diabetes. - You have what? 1530 01:35:56,317 --> 01:36:00,317 Diabetes. I can't drink juice. I need to go home. Please, let me go! 1531 01:36:00,400 --> 01:36:06,067 Fine, hope you feel better. I can't force you to stay. Go on, bye now. 1532 01:36:06,150 --> 01:36:08,775 Wow, now he can't force me! 1533 01:36:09,692 --> 01:36:11,692 The man turned out to be alive, after all. 1534 01:36:23,233 --> 01:36:26,067 "O Allah, if it is good for me, then make it easy for me, 1535 01:36:26,150 --> 01:36:29,753 and if it is otherwise, then turn it away from me and turn me away from it." 1536 01:36:35,900 --> 01:36:42,900 Answer to question one. 1537 01:36:49,400 --> 01:36:53,983 Time's up! Put your pens down. 1538 01:36:57,525 --> 01:36:59,275 Praised be the lord. 1539 01:37:23,858 --> 01:37:25,627 They're coming to pick you up now. 1540 01:37:26,608 --> 01:37:27,692 How was the exam? 1541 01:37:27,775 --> 01:37:31,525 The plural of shit is shithead and the plural of "One" is many. 1542 01:37:32,442 --> 01:37:33,858 Good one! 1543 01:37:33,942 --> 01:37:38,025 What if I told you that the plural of "One" is 256. What would you say? 1544 01:38:13,067 --> 01:38:14,483 Let's have it, lady. 1545 01:38:15,817 --> 01:38:18,192 Couldn't you sleep one more hour? 1546 01:38:18,275 --> 01:38:21,567 - Sorry? - Nothing, thanks. 1547 01:38:21,650 --> 01:38:25,150 Want the answers? You actually believed me? 1548 01:38:44,900 --> 01:38:48,733 Alright. You're dismissed! Thanks a lot. Go home! 1549 01:38:49,525 --> 01:38:50,733 Peace be unto you. 1550 01:39:26,649 --> 01:39:29,400 - Helela passed the exam! - Stroll around, you beautiful bride 1551 01:39:29,483 --> 01:39:35,233 You're a lovely flower in the garden 1552 01:39:35,317 --> 01:39:37,570 - A branch of carnation blossoms - Why are you holding her like that? 1553 01:39:37,650 --> 01:39:39,737 You don't look like a groom, you look like a blind person. 1554 01:39:39,817 --> 01:39:42,817 I told you, Helela. It's like that. 1555 01:39:44,358 --> 01:39:47,900 Don't be scared. I'm right here. 1556 01:39:47,983 --> 01:39:51,275 But walk faster. They might not see us. 1557 01:39:51,358 --> 01:39:55,442 - Let's go. - Lovely Bride, 1558 01:39:55,525 --> 01:39:57,525 you're a branch of carnation blossoms… 1559 01:39:57,608 --> 01:40:00,483 Alright people. Take this party somewhere else. Let's go. 1560 01:40:00,567 --> 01:40:05,358 That shades us from the sun Stroll around 1561 01:40:05,442 --> 01:40:09,858 you beautiful bride… 1562 01:40:09,942 --> 01:40:12,983 Stay the hell back! I'll stick your guts to the school gate! 1563 01:40:13,067 --> 01:40:16,275 By Ashraf Dandani, if you come near her, 1564 01:40:16,358 --> 01:40:18,650 I'll destroy you, you stupid imp! 1565 01:40:18,733 --> 01:40:20,733 If you want to talk, talk to her man! 1566 01:40:20,817 --> 01:40:22,153 I'm her man, I'm her brother! Who the hell are you? 1567 01:40:22,233 --> 01:40:23,275 I'm her husband! 1568 01:40:23,358 --> 01:40:27,942 By Ashraf Dnandani, if you come near her, I'll curse you! 1569 01:40:28,025 --> 01:40:30,317 I'm blessed, my prayers are heard! 1570 01:40:30,400 --> 01:40:33,483 You wanted me to get married? I'm married now! 1571 01:40:33,567 --> 01:40:35,903 Look mister, she's married now, according to God's law! 1572 01:40:35,983 --> 01:40:37,067 What's wrong with you? 1573 01:40:38,233 --> 01:40:40,650 What is this? Are you people trying to fool me? 1574 01:40:40,733 --> 01:40:42,195 How could she get married without an imam present? 1575 01:40:42,275 --> 01:40:46,400 I'm right here. Are you blind? Here's the marriage contract, 1576 01:40:46,483 --> 01:40:47,733 according to God's law. 1577 01:40:52,317 --> 01:40:53,400 What is this? 1578 01:40:54,858 --> 01:40:56,483 This is not a marriage contract! 1579 01:40:59,567 --> 01:41:00,650 It doesn't have a photo. 1580 01:41:02,692 --> 01:41:05,442 The new ones are all digital. 1581 01:41:09,567 --> 01:41:12,400 Stroll around, you beautiful bride! 1582 01:41:12,483 --> 01:41:14,608 Let us through, bro. Let us through! 1583 01:41:14,692 --> 01:41:16,442 Do you know the best news? 1584 01:41:16,525 --> 01:41:19,192 Better news than this? I'm already so freaking happy! 1585 01:41:19,275 --> 01:41:20,442 It's a surprise. 1586 01:41:20,525 --> 01:41:23,317 - Well, show me then. - Take this. 1587 01:41:28,567 --> 01:41:29,608 What the hell? 1588 01:41:31,608 --> 01:41:32,900 Dear God! 1589 01:41:34,942 --> 01:41:38,067 You didn't put your seat number on the exam paper? 1590 01:41:38,150 --> 01:41:41,733 Well, this guy you sent kept saying: take the strip off here, 1591 01:41:41,817 --> 01:41:43,942 put the strip right there… He got me confused. 1592 01:41:44,025 --> 01:41:45,362 - I got you confused, Helela? - Yeah. 1593 01:41:45,442 --> 01:41:47,942 Come on now, Helela! I told you about the strip! 1594 01:41:48,025 --> 01:41:49,275 What's a strip anyway? 1595 01:41:49,358 --> 01:41:53,233 - Oh no, the mayor! - Mr. Mayor! 1596 01:41:53,317 --> 01:41:58,900 - Helela! Your dad, Helela! - It's ok. I still have my mom. 1597 01:42:01,150 --> 01:42:02,900 Where's this damn car? 1598 01:42:02,983 --> 01:42:06,275 I couldn't find a parking space this morning. Had to park down the street. 1599 01:42:06,358 --> 01:42:09,942 God, Sayed, it's too hot! It's bad for the baby. 1600 01:42:10,025 --> 01:42:12,858 - Go get it, please. - Right away, ma'am. 1601 01:42:14,025 --> 01:42:18,442 Look, just give me a ride! Further down! 1602 01:42:27,775 --> 01:42:28,817 What's her name? 1603 01:42:30,233 --> 01:42:31,275 Amina. 1604 01:42:37,858 --> 01:42:39,858 She's so pretty. God bless her. 1605 01:42:39,942 --> 01:42:42,358 Tell your mom to get you better pampers. 1606 01:42:42,442 --> 01:42:44,567 Do you know who this is, Amina? 1607 01:42:44,650 --> 01:42:48,400 Uncle Abdel Hamid, he helped your mom pass the exam, girl. 1608 01:42:48,483 --> 01:42:50,317 Don't say that. It's nothing. 1609 01:42:50,400 --> 01:42:53,108 God bless you two. I hope you find a good job. 1610 01:42:53,192 --> 01:42:55,317 - God bless you. - Peace be unto you. 1611 01:42:57,608 --> 01:43:01,650 - I thought Ibn Hanbal said not to. - Well, Ibn Hanifa said it's fine. 1612 01:43:02,567 --> 01:43:04,605 Peace be unto you. 1613 01:43:09,192 --> 01:43:10,358 Goodbye, Abdel Hamid! 1614 01:43:10,442 --> 01:43:13,483 I'll meet you at the Grammar exam! But you better come clean! 1615 01:43:13,567 --> 01:43:15,900 - Who needs to come clean, Haggag? - You! 1616 01:43:15,983 --> 01:43:18,192 I'm cleaner than you and your whole town, Haggag! 1617 01:43:18,275 --> 01:43:20,195 Are you going to throw this stone at me, jerk? 1618 01:43:20,275 --> 01:43:22,858 You should be grateful I didn't report you! 1619 01:43:22,942 --> 01:43:25,358 I should beat you up again, like I did in the classroom! 1620 01:43:25,442 --> 01:43:27,237 You're actually running after the truck, you idiot! 1621 01:43:27,317 --> 01:43:29,403 Think you're gonna catch up to me? You're dragging your feet! 1622 01:43:29,483 --> 01:43:31,358 You're the idiot dragging his feet! 1623 01:43:31,442 --> 01:43:33,483 You're dragging your feet, you little wimp! 1624 01:43:33,567 --> 01:43:35,650 I don't like this word, Haggag! 1625 01:43:35,733 --> 01:43:37,400 - Bye, Abdel Hamid! - Stop right there! 1626 01:43:37,483 --> 01:43:39,608 - Bye, Abdel Hamid! - Stop! 1627 01:43:39,692 --> 01:43:42,317 Ok, let's stop. Let's see him catch me! 1628 01:43:42,400 --> 01:43:45,317 I'll catch you. There'll be other exams! 1629 01:43:45,400 --> 01:43:47,483 I'll miss you, you dirty prick!