1 00:00:03,699 --> 00:00:05,789 - Market is about to open. - What's the price? 2 00:00:05,788 --> 00:00:07,138 55.13. 3 00:00:07,137 --> 00:00:08,527 So we only need to get it up three points 4 00:00:08,530 --> 00:00:09,920 by the end of the day. Easy. 5 00:00:09,922 --> 00:00:11,142 3.01. 6 00:00:11,141 --> 00:00:12,491 If we're at 58.14 by the end of the day, 7 00:00:12,490 --> 00:00:15,320 we all keep our jobs. 58.13, we're all fired. 8 00:00:15,319 --> 00:00:16,489 We're gonna make it. 9 00:00:16,494 --> 00:00:17,634 All of Wall Street watches this show. 10 00:00:17,626 --> 00:00:19,016 We just gotta hit the talking points. 11 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:21,019 Right, $10,000 Pika is the most affordable car 12 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:22,371 in its class. 13 00:00:22,370 --> 00:00:23,720 It's available for pre-order starting today. 14 00:00:23,719 --> 00:00:25,239 And if they ask why we're selling direct... 15 00:00:25,242 --> 00:00:26,942 How about, "The dealers hated it so much, 16 00:00:26,939 --> 00:00:27,979 they refused to sell it." 17 00:00:27,984 --> 00:00:29,164 No, not that one. 18 00:00:29,159 --> 00:00:30,469 The Pika is a car for the people, 19 00:00:30,465 --> 00:00:32,245 so why not offer it directly to the people? 20 00:00:32,249 --> 00:00:34,029 Wow, I almost believed that, and I know you're lying. 21 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:36,824 And if you get asked a question that you can't handle, 22 00:00:36,819 --> 00:00:39,599 just say, "I feel positive and confident about it." 23 00:00:39,604 --> 00:00:42,094 I've done a lot of TV, Sade. I'm a pro. 24 00:00:42,085 --> 00:00:43,345 They won't even need to edit me. 25 00:00:43,347 --> 00:00:44,777 Well, it's live, so they can't. 26 00:00:44,783 --> 00:00:46,133 Wait, what? 27 00:00:46,133 --> 00:00:47,183 What if I say something I'm not supposed to 28 00:00:47,177 --> 00:00:48,607 and there's not take backs. 29 00:00:48,613 --> 00:00:50,353 Like, what if I suddenly just start shouting "penis." 30 00:00:50,354 --> 00:00:52,104 Why would you start shouting "penis"? 31 00:00:52,095 --> 00:00:53,175 'Cause I'm not supposed to. 32 00:00:53,183 --> 00:00:55,323 Wesley, just breathe, 33 00:00:55,316 --> 00:00:57,316 and remember, "I'm positive and confident." 34 00:00:57,318 --> 00:00:59,538 Positive and confident. Positive and confident. 35 00:00:59,537 --> 00:01:01,057 Okay, that helps. 36 00:01:02,714 --> 00:01:05,334 You know, it's funny now that Wesley said the word "penis" 37 00:01:05,326 --> 00:01:07,366 it's all I can think about. - [sighs] 38 00:01:07,371 --> 00:01:09,111 Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. 39 00:01:09,112 --> 00:01:10,902 Penis. 40 00:01:10,896 --> 00:01:13,856 ♪ Bom bom bom-bom-bom-bom-bom ♪ 41 00:01:13,856 --> 00:01:16,076 ♪ Buh buh bom-bom-bom buh bom-bom-bom-bom ♪ 42 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:18,896 [chorus vocalizing] 43 00:01:18,904 --> 00:01:21,304 Making another interest rate hike by the Fed 44 00:01:21,298 --> 00:01:22,518 all but certain. 45 00:01:22,517 --> 00:01:24,207 The Payne Pika launches this morning. 46 00:01:24,214 --> 00:01:26,134 We'll talk about it after the break. 47 00:01:26,129 --> 00:01:28,259 And we're clear. Two minutes. 48 00:01:28,262 --> 00:01:29,922 Positive and confident. Positive and confident. 49 00:01:29,915 --> 00:01:32,605 You guys will be seated here, Katherine in the middle, 50 00:01:32,614 --> 00:01:34,404 Wesley on the end. 51 00:01:34,398 --> 00:01:35,788 Dan Abbas, glad you could make it. 52 00:01:35,791 --> 00:01:37,971 Katherine Hastings. Thanks for having us. 53 00:01:37,967 --> 00:01:39,227 - Positive and confident. - Hi. 54 00:01:39,229 --> 00:01:40,799 - Wesley. - Oh, uh, sorry. 55 00:01:40,796 --> 00:01:42,186 Wesley Penis. Pleasure. 56 00:01:42,189 --> 00:01:43,409 [clears throat] 57 00:01:43,407 --> 00:01:45,237 Positive and confident. - [chuckles] 58 00:01:45,235 --> 00:01:46,665 Positive and confident. 59 00:01:46,671 --> 00:01:48,801 You said I'd be answering questions about the car. 60 00:01:48,804 --> 00:01:50,154 You didn't say I'd be standing next to it 61 00:01:50,153 --> 00:01:51,373 on national television. 62 00:01:51,372 --> 00:01:53,422 Okay, You hate the Pika. I get it. 63 00:01:53,417 --> 00:01:55,587 You do? 'Cause I thought I was being subtle. 64 00:01:55,593 --> 00:01:58,423 Look, all our jobs depend on you selling this thing. 65 00:01:58,422 --> 00:02:01,512 So can you please just try to act excited about it? 66 00:02:01,512 --> 00:02:03,862 Helen Mirren couldn't act excited about this turd. 67 00:02:05,168 --> 00:02:06,908 Fine. 68 00:02:06,909 --> 00:02:08,519 I'm excited about the Pika. 69 00:02:09,433 --> 00:02:11,393 Ten seconds until live. 70 00:02:11,392 --> 00:02:12,612 Oh, I've got all this saliva in my mouth. 71 00:02:12,610 --> 00:02:13,700 There's like, a ton of it. What do I do? 72 00:02:13,698 --> 00:02:14,568 Do I spit it out? - Just swallow it. 73 00:02:14,569 --> 00:02:15,739 Just swallow it. - Okay. 74 00:02:15,744 --> 00:02:16,794 Just swallow it. 75 00:02:16,788 --> 00:02:17,918 It's too much, too much. I can't. 76 00:02:17,920 --> 00:02:20,100 - Swallow it. - I can't. 77 00:02:20,096 --> 00:02:21,706 The Pika, Payne's new $10,000 car, 78 00:02:21,706 --> 00:02:23,526 starts taking pre-orders today. 79 00:02:23,534 --> 00:02:25,064 Here to talk about it are Payne Motors CEO 80 00:02:25,057 --> 00:02:26,967 Katherine Hastings... - Great to be here, Dan. 81 00:02:26,972 --> 00:02:30,192 And also investor and Payne family member Wesley Payne. 82 00:02:30,193 --> 00:02:31,373 Hi, Dan. Oh. 83 00:02:31,368 --> 00:02:33,108 - Ugh, God. - Oh, oh. 84 00:02:33,109 --> 00:02:33,979 You all right over there? 85 00:02:33,979 --> 00:02:35,499 Sorry. 86 00:02:35,503 --> 00:02:36,943 I got some bad saliva advice earlier. 87 00:02:36,939 --> 00:02:38,809 I think--you know, I think we're just 88 00:02:38,810 --> 00:02:41,290 all salivating over the sales that are projected 89 00:02:41,291 --> 00:02:43,771 for the Pika. - Nice recovery. 90 00:02:43,772 --> 00:02:46,302 Auto companies are always racing to add features 91 00:02:46,296 --> 00:02:47,516 to their cars. - Yes. 92 00:02:47,515 --> 00:02:49,425 But you've gone in a different direction. 93 00:02:49,430 --> 00:02:52,080 Yeah, you know, Dan, the Pika has two features 94 00:02:52,084 --> 00:02:53,484 that other cars don't. 95 00:02:53,477 --> 00:02:55,827 Why is he just staring into the camera like that? 96 00:02:55,827 --> 00:02:57,257 Is he having a stroke? 97 00:02:57,264 --> 00:02:59,224 Nah, his face would be drooping to one side by now. 98 00:02:59,222 --> 00:03:00,752 He's probably [bleep] his pants though. 99 00:03:00,745 --> 00:03:02,915 Now, Cyrus, you designed the Pika. 100 00:03:02,921 --> 00:03:04,491 What can you tell us about 101 00:03:04,488 --> 00:03:07,448 reducing cost without sacrificing safety or function? 102 00:03:07,448 --> 00:03:10,018 Dan, I gotta tell you, 103 00:03:10,015 --> 00:03:12,665 this is one hell of a car we have for you today. 104 00:03:12,670 --> 00:03:14,320 Whoo-hoo! Wow! 105 00:03:14,324 --> 00:03:15,634 She's a beaut! 106 00:03:15,630 --> 00:03:18,330 I mean, from the roofs to the wheels, 107 00:03:18,328 --> 00:03:20,238 these cars are steals. 108 00:03:20,243 --> 00:03:21,683 And you can only get it at one place. 109 00:03:21,679 --> 00:03:23,509 That's www.paynepika.com. 110 00:03:23,507 --> 00:03:26,417 - He's coming on a bit strong. - Yeah, it's a lot. 111 00:03:26,423 --> 00:03:30,433 ♪ We've got Payne Pikas in Detroit city ♪ 112 00:03:30,427 --> 00:03:32,207 ♪ That's a capital P, and that rhymes with C ♪ 113 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:35,302 ♪ And that stands for cool 114 00:03:35,302 --> 00:03:38,702 - [sighs] - Uh... sounds like he's a fan. 115 00:03:38,696 --> 00:03:40,696 Yeah, well, I know the enthusiasm 116 00:03:40,698 --> 00:03:42,478 might seem like a lot or maybe even too much, 117 00:03:42,483 --> 00:03:43,923 but we're all just so excited about what's happening 118 00:03:43,919 --> 00:03:44,959 over at Payne. 119 00:03:44,963 --> 00:03:46,443 We're turning a corner, 120 00:03:46,443 --> 00:03:48,883 and we have watched our profit margins grow 121 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:50,270 very steadily over the last two quarters. 122 00:03:50,273 --> 00:03:51,363 Guys, we're surging. 123 00:03:51,361 --> 00:03:52,621 - Really? - Yeah, we're already up 124 00:03:52,623 --> 00:03:53,843 almost two points. Look. 125 00:03:53,842 --> 00:03:55,542 I think we're gonna make it. - Oh, boy. 126 00:03:55,539 --> 00:03:57,449 What? Uh-uh. What-- what's oh, boy? 127 00:03:57,454 --> 00:03:59,544 Dan, there's a breaking news story. 128 00:03:59,543 --> 00:04:01,723 Um, is it a good breaking news story? 129 00:04:01,719 --> 00:04:04,289 Since when has there been a good breaking news story? 130 00:04:04,287 --> 00:04:06,157 And, you know, the glory days are back. 131 00:04:06,158 --> 00:04:07,938 I feel-- - I'm so sorry to interrupt, 132 00:04:07,943 --> 00:04:10,033 Katherine, but we are getting a story out of China. 133 00:04:10,032 --> 00:04:12,382 The Port of Shanghai has been shut down 134 00:04:12,382 --> 00:04:14,302 due to Typhoon Meilin. 135 00:04:14,297 --> 00:04:15,727 The markets are already reacting 136 00:04:15,733 --> 00:04:17,783 given that the port... - Oh, we're dropping. 137 00:04:17,779 --> 00:04:19,299 - The whole market's dropping. - Come on, baby. 138 00:04:19,302 --> 00:04:20,562 I need you to go up. Go up. 139 00:04:20,564 --> 00:04:22,224 Yeah, I don't think that's gonna save it. 140 00:04:22,218 --> 00:04:24,528 Looks like the Nasdaq has already taken a major slump, 141 00:04:24,525 --> 00:04:26,565 and the Dow is in near freefall. 142 00:04:26,570 --> 00:04:28,310 And who knows how much lower it could go? 143 00:04:28,311 --> 00:04:29,751 Oh, or higher. Or higher, right? 144 00:04:29,747 --> 00:04:31,267 Or how much higher will it go, 145 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:32,751 you know, for companies like ours 146 00:04:32,750 --> 00:04:34,930 that are so well-positioned for a, uh, um, uh, 147 00:04:34,926 --> 00:04:36,316 a typhoon, yeah. 148 00:04:36,319 --> 00:04:38,929 I feel positive and confident about it. 149 00:04:38,930 --> 00:04:40,800 We will continue our discussion 150 00:04:40,802 --> 00:04:44,072 in what is shaping up to be a brutal day for the markets 151 00:04:44,066 --> 00:04:45,756 after the break. 152 00:04:45,763 --> 00:04:47,903 Oh, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis. 153 00:04:47,896 --> 00:04:49,546 Oh, I was scared I was gonna say it. 154 00:04:49,550 --> 00:04:51,120 And we're clear. 155 00:04:51,116 --> 00:04:53,286 [bell ringing] 156 00:04:55,207 --> 00:04:57,167 Thanks for coming. 157 00:04:57,166 --> 00:04:58,556 Kind of makes you miss the fire. 158 00:05:01,475 --> 00:05:04,345 Yeah, I think that went well. 159 00:05:04,347 --> 00:05:05,647 Yeah. 160 00:05:08,699 --> 00:05:10,309 I mean, the whole market's down, right? 161 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:11,530 It's not just us. 162 00:05:11,528 --> 00:05:12,958 They can't fire us for a hurricane surely. 163 00:05:12,964 --> 00:05:14,274 Please, Soren hates me so much he probably started 164 00:05:14,270 --> 00:05:15,920 the [bleep] hurricane just to get rid of me. 165 00:05:15,924 --> 00:05:18,104 - It's a typhoon. - What's the difference? 166 00:05:18,100 --> 00:05:19,930 There isn't one, really. It's basically the same thing. 167 00:05:19,928 --> 00:05:21,538 Definitely worth correcting me then. 168 00:05:21,538 --> 00:05:22,758 It was just bad luck. 169 00:05:22,757 --> 00:05:24,537 There's literally nothing we could've done 170 00:05:24,541 --> 00:05:26,021 that would've made any difference whatsoever. 171 00:05:26,021 --> 00:05:28,241 Mm, screaming "penis" a bunch of times 172 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:30,550 probably didn't help us. - But it didn't hurt us. 173 00:05:30,547 --> 00:05:33,027 Guys, this isn't over. We still have five hours. 174 00:05:33,028 --> 00:05:34,938 We just need a plan. 175 00:05:34,943 --> 00:05:36,773 Is there anything we could do with, like, 176 00:05:36,771 --> 00:05:38,031 moving them numbers around on paper to make it look like 177 00:05:38,033 --> 00:05:39,513 we're worth more than we really are? 178 00:05:39,513 --> 00:05:43,083 Right. Can anyone beat Jack's accounting fraud plan? 179 00:05:43,081 --> 00:05:45,131 Ooh, what about that guy from Morgan Stanley 180 00:05:45,127 --> 00:05:45,997 that everyone listens to? 181 00:05:45,997 --> 00:05:47,607 - John Hampton? - Yeah. 182 00:05:47,608 --> 00:05:49,388 He's had us as a sell ever since I started. 183 00:05:49,392 --> 00:05:50,832 What if we got him to make us a buy? 184 00:05:50,828 --> 00:05:52,658 I've tried to get a meeting with him; he says no. 185 00:05:52,656 --> 00:05:54,786 Well there's something you all should know about me. 186 00:05:54,789 --> 00:05:56,439 I don't take no for an answer. 187 00:05:56,443 --> 00:05:59,273 - I actually did know that. - Hey, driver, change of plans. 188 00:05:59,271 --> 00:06:00,841 We're going to Morgan Stanley. 189 00:06:00,838 --> 00:06:02,448 Wait, so we're all just gonna ambush him at his office? 190 00:06:02,449 --> 00:06:03,619 Mm, good point. 191 00:06:03,624 --> 00:06:04,894 Uh, driver, just pull over. 192 00:06:04,886 --> 00:06:06,316 Elliot, Sadie, come with me. 193 00:06:06,322 --> 00:06:08,062 Everyone else, you can just go back to the office. 194 00:06:08,063 --> 00:06:09,803 You're just gonna kick us out on the side of the road? 195 00:06:09,804 --> 00:06:12,154 Look, guys, I know things look tough, okay, 196 00:06:12,154 --> 00:06:13,684 but I don't give up. 197 00:06:13,677 --> 00:06:15,067 So what are we gonna do? 198 00:06:15,070 --> 00:06:16,030 Get that stock up. 199 00:06:16,027 --> 00:06:17,807 - No. - Take an Uber home? 200 00:06:17,812 --> 00:06:18,942 - No, that's not-- - Trust ourselves 201 00:06:18,943 --> 00:06:20,603 and know that teamwork can-- 202 00:06:20,597 --> 00:06:21,817 Not--not give up. 203 00:06:21,816 --> 00:06:23,766 I--what I literally just said, okay? 204 00:06:23,774 --> 00:06:24,914 What are we gonna do? 205 00:06:24,906 --> 00:06:26,386 [together] Not give up. 206 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:27,426 Not gonna give up. 207 00:06:27,430 --> 00:06:28,740 Oh, it just sounds awkward. 208 00:06:28,736 --> 00:06:30,346 All right, what are we not gonna do? 209 00:06:30,346 --> 00:06:31,776 [together] Give up. 210 00:06:31,782 --> 00:06:33,782 Now it sort of sounds like we're chanting "give up." 211 00:06:33,784 --> 00:06:36,274 Showing up unannounced to his office 212 00:06:36,265 --> 00:06:37,305 just feels a touch aggressive. 213 00:06:37,309 --> 00:06:39,309 Oh, it's extremely aggressive. 214 00:06:39,311 --> 00:06:40,571 You can't be too aggressive. 215 00:06:40,574 --> 00:06:42,054 It's great, because it's inappropriate. 216 00:06:42,053 --> 00:06:43,713 It's almost unhinged. He'll never see it coming. 217 00:06:43,707 --> 00:06:45,967 Hi, we need to speak to John Hampton. 218 00:06:45,970 --> 00:06:48,020 Oh, I'm sorry. He can't today. 219 00:06:48,016 --> 00:06:50,106 Oh, I think that he can today. 220 00:06:50,105 --> 00:06:51,405 You tell him it's Katherine Hastings, 221 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:54,281 it's urgent, and I won't take no for an answer. 222 00:06:54,283 --> 00:06:56,813 John was rushed to the hospital this morning 223 00:06:56,807 --> 00:06:58,717 after his appendix burst. 224 00:06:59,897 --> 00:07:02,417 Okay, this feels really aggressive. 225 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:04,862 Cannot be too aggressive. 226 00:07:04,859 --> 00:07:06,469 Look, guys, we can't give up. 227 00:07:06,469 --> 00:07:08,079 Katherine's not giving up. 228 00:07:08,079 --> 00:07:09,429 There's got to be something simple we're not thinking of. 229 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:11,949 Right, something simple that adds five points 230 00:07:11,953 --> 00:07:14,353 to our stock price in the next four hours. 231 00:07:14,346 --> 00:07:15,736 Hmm, oh, 232 00:07:15,739 --> 00:07:17,179 why don't we just up Warren Buffett 233 00:07:17,175 --> 00:07:19,865 and see if he'll invest a few hundred mil? 234 00:07:19,874 --> 00:07:21,484 Jack, you have him on speed dial, right? 235 00:07:21,484 --> 00:07:23,054 Ha-ha, good one, Cyrus. 236 00:07:23,051 --> 00:07:25,711 You should be the chief sarcastic officer. 237 00:07:25,706 --> 00:07:28,006 I mean, theoretically if we just said 238 00:07:28,012 --> 00:07:29,802 Warren Buffett was investing, other people would follow. 239 00:07:29,797 --> 00:07:31,837 By the time they found out we were lying, 240 00:07:31,842 --> 00:07:32,892 the markets would be closed. 241 00:07:32,887 --> 00:07:34,277 - Period. - Yeah. 242 00:07:34,279 --> 00:07:36,329 that would be a fun story to tell the other inmates 243 00:07:36,325 --> 00:07:38,365 while you're begging for redemption at Shawshank. 244 00:07:38,370 --> 00:07:39,680 Okay, hey, hey, hey. 245 00:07:39,676 --> 00:07:40,976 What if we didn't say he was investing, 246 00:07:40,982 --> 00:07:42,292 but we just implied it, 247 00:07:42,287 --> 00:07:44,507 like, we took a photo of him meeting with us 248 00:07:44,507 --> 00:07:45,637 and leaked it online? 249 00:07:45,639 --> 00:07:47,159 And how do we lure him here, exactly, 250 00:07:47,162 --> 00:07:48,732 put out milk and cookies and hope he climbs 251 00:07:48,729 --> 00:07:50,119 down the chimney? 252 00:07:50,121 --> 00:07:51,731 Ooh, what if we got an impersonator, right? 253 00:07:51,732 --> 00:07:53,302 We had a Michael Jackson lookalike 254 00:07:53,298 --> 00:07:57,038 for my nephew's birthday party, and the kids loved him. 255 00:07:57,041 --> 00:07:58,831 This was before the documentary. 256 00:07:58,826 --> 00:08:01,176 Or hey, why even bother with that? 257 00:08:01,176 --> 00:08:03,306 Let's just stick the janitor into a business suit 258 00:08:03,308 --> 00:08:06,088 and pretend like he's Warren Buffett, right? 259 00:08:06,094 --> 00:08:09,144 [laughs] 260 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:15,150 That's funny, right? 261 00:08:15,146 --> 00:08:17,316 Hi. Knock-knock. 262 00:08:17,322 --> 00:08:18,502 Hey, John. 263 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:21,328 Hi. Katherine Hastings, Payne Motors. 264 00:08:21,326 --> 00:08:22,976 This is our CCO, Sadie Ryan. 265 00:08:22,980 --> 00:08:26,240 Hey, I left you a couple voice mails. 266 00:08:26,244 --> 00:08:29,124 Elliot Chisholm, our chief counsel. 267 00:08:29,117 --> 00:08:31,687 Gotcha a little pick-me-up from the gift shop. 268 00:08:31,685 --> 00:08:33,025 W-why are you just standing there? 269 00:08:33,034 --> 00:08:35,124 I don't like all the germs, fluids, and that. 270 00:08:35,123 --> 00:08:37,563 - Give him the bear. - Yeah, all right. 271 00:08:37,560 --> 00:08:40,480 Here you go. 272 00:08:40,476 --> 00:08:41,736 Enjoy it in good health. 273 00:08:41,738 --> 00:08:43,348 Okay, thank you. 274 00:08:43,348 --> 00:08:45,528 John, I know the timing's not ideal, 275 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:46,825 but I'd love to share with you 276 00:08:46,830 --> 00:08:48,140 some of our financial forecasts for next year. 277 00:08:48,136 --> 00:08:50,696 Sadie, can you, um, help him? 278 00:08:50,704 --> 00:08:53,624 Oh, you mean, just-- yeah, sure. 279 00:08:53,620 --> 00:08:55,010 Here we go. 280 00:08:55,012 --> 00:08:56,712 - [groans] - Sorry, John. 281 00:08:56,710 --> 00:08:57,800 Yeah, I think you're really gonna like 282 00:08:57,798 --> 00:08:59,628 what you see here, John. 283 00:08:59,626 --> 00:09:00,886 - [coughs] - [bleep] me. 284 00:09:00,888 --> 00:09:02,408 Just put on a mask, mate. 285 00:09:02,411 --> 00:09:03,671 Is this--which is more? 286 00:09:03,673 --> 00:09:05,153 It's not that difficult. 287 00:09:05,153 --> 00:09:07,593 He totally looks like Warren Buffett. 288 00:09:07,590 --> 00:09:09,980 Mm, not really. 289 00:09:09,984 --> 00:09:12,164 Hey, it fits great. Thanks, Robert. 290 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:14,860 Okay, Bronislaw, you just sit there and act impressed. 291 00:09:14,858 --> 00:09:16,338 As far as the camera's concerned, 292 00:09:16,338 --> 00:09:17,558 you are Warren Buffett. 293 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,337 I'm Warren Buffett, yes. 294 00:09:19,341 --> 00:09:20,521 Hey, hey, hey, guys, 295 00:09:20,516 --> 00:09:21,646 I'm gonna take a picture through the glass 296 00:09:21,648 --> 00:09:23,038 so it looks like a sneaky photo 297 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:24,260 of a secret meeting or something. 298 00:09:24,259 --> 00:09:25,649 Love it. 299 00:09:25,652 --> 00:09:27,522 Maybe we should lose the Fritos. 300 00:09:27,523 --> 00:09:28,613 Why can't I eat Fritos. 301 00:09:28,611 --> 00:09:30,531 You're Warren Buffett. 302 00:09:30,526 --> 00:09:31,606 He's rich. 303 00:09:31,614 --> 00:09:33,184 He can eat whatever he wants. 304 00:09:33,181 --> 00:09:35,271 So what exactly do you want me to pitch to ol' Warren? 305 00:09:35,270 --> 00:09:36,840 Oh, well, you just sit there like you're in the meeting, 306 00:09:36,837 --> 00:09:38,187 and I'll do the pitch. 307 00:09:38,186 --> 00:09:40,316 - Oh, good. - Hey, guys. 308 00:09:40,318 --> 00:09:41,888 What if I shoot it through a plant? 309 00:09:41,885 --> 00:09:43,365 Okay, sure. 310 00:09:43,365 --> 00:09:45,185 Ooh, it looks like "Jurassic Park." 311 00:09:45,193 --> 00:09:46,593 Mm. 312 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:47,796 I'll just go ahead and do it if you need me to. 313 00:09:47,804 --> 00:09:49,114 I mean, I'm the chief designer. 314 00:09:49,110 --> 00:09:50,070 Oh, yeah, well, it's a fake photo, 315 00:09:50,067 --> 00:09:51,197 so it doesn't really matter. 316 00:09:51,199 --> 00:09:52,499 I agree. This is all pointless. 317 00:09:52,504 --> 00:09:54,334 - So I'll just do it. - Great, I can do it. 318 00:09:54,332 --> 00:09:55,602 Or I'll do it. 319 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,415 - Well, that makes no sense. - I'll do it. 320 00:09:57,422 --> 00:09:59,952 We got a toilet overflow in the men's room on six. 321 00:09:59,947 --> 00:10:02,207 I can't do it right now. I'm Warren Buffett. 322 00:10:02,210 --> 00:10:03,390 What? 323 00:10:03,385 --> 00:10:05,685 I said I'm Warren Buffett right now. 324 00:10:05,692 --> 00:10:07,262 Turn that off. Turn that off. 325 00:10:08,738 --> 00:10:10,038 [walkie-talkie beeps] 326 00:10:10,044 --> 00:10:12,874 Our valuation multiple is 11.2 times earnings, 327 00:10:12,873 --> 00:10:15,013 and our projected revenue is up 9% year-over-year. 328 00:10:15,005 --> 00:10:16,085 - My stitches hurt. - What's that? 329 00:10:16,093 --> 00:10:17,143 What did you say, John? 330 00:10:17,138 --> 00:10:18,268 He said his stitches hurt. 331 00:10:18,269 --> 00:10:20,049 We ready for some more pain meds? 332 00:10:20,054 --> 00:10:21,404 - We're not quite done here. - Excuse me. 333 00:10:21,403 --> 00:10:22,623 We need about two more minutes if that's okay. 334 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:23,712 - No. - I don't think so. 335 00:10:23,710 --> 00:10:24,930 Just need two minutes here. 336 00:10:24,928 --> 00:10:25,798 He seems to really need the meds, so... 337 00:10:25,799 --> 00:10:27,059 Oh, okay. 338 00:10:27,061 --> 00:10:28,321 Well, I mean, I'll tell you what, 339 00:10:28,323 --> 00:10:30,023 you can really get addicted to that stuff. 340 00:10:30,020 --> 00:10:31,540 I ran a pharmaceutical company. I know what I'm talking about. 341 00:10:31,543 --> 00:10:32,633 [groans] 342 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:33,682 You're stepping on his catheter. 343 00:10:33,676 --> 00:10:35,236 - Oh, God. - You all need to leave. 344 00:10:35,243 --> 00:10:36,643 - We're going. - Okay. 345 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,196 John, the Pika launch is perfectly timed for a-- 346 00:10:38,202 --> 00:10:40,422 - Ow! - Catheter, catheter, catheter. 347 00:10:40,422 --> 00:10:42,552 Pika's really-- it's just a game-changer. 348 00:10:42,554 --> 00:10:44,084 Payne is in a totally different position than it's been-- 349 00:10:44,078 --> 00:10:45,688 Get well soon, John. Thank you, nurse. 350 00:10:45,688 --> 00:10:47,208 I think you want to reframe... 351 00:10:47,211 --> 00:10:48,301 We're out. 352 00:10:48,299 --> 00:10:49,909 It's really in terms of optics... 353 00:10:52,347 --> 00:10:54,917 If you look at last quarter's financial numbers. 354 00:10:54,915 --> 00:10:55,865 Just keep your gaze focused here, you know. 355 00:10:55,872 --> 00:10:59,142 [both chattering simultaneously] 356 00:10:59,136 --> 00:11:01,656 What are you guys doing? 357 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,711 Who's he? 358 00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:05,706 I'm Warren Buffett. 359 00:11:05,708 --> 00:11:07,008 That pretty much covers it. 360 00:11:07,014 --> 00:11:09,634 So how'd it go with the analyst? 361 00:11:09,625 --> 00:11:11,015 Oh. [blows raspberry] 362 00:11:11,018 --> 00:11:13,238 Bust. Sorry, guys. 363 00:11:13,237 --> 00:11:14,887 I really tried my best. 364 00:11:14,891 --> 00:11:16,851 Hey, Dori, will you bring me my Crocs? 365 00:11:16,850 --> 00:11:17,890 Furry rim. 366 00:11:17,894 --> 00:11:20,114 Wait, you're giving up? 367 00:11:20,114 --> 00:11:22,124 I thought you never give up. 368 00:11:22,116 --> 00:11:25,156 Yeah, I guess I--I need to change that expression. 369 00:11:25,162 --> 00:11:26,822 Sometimes I give up. 370 00:11:26,816 --> 00:11:28,206 But--no, no, no, but there-- 371 00:11:28,209 --> 00:11:30,559 there's always something left to do. 372 00:11:30,559 --> 00:11:32,129 Eh. 373 00:11:32,126 --> 00:11:34,126 Katherine, you have that photoshoot 374 00:11:34,128 --> 00:11:36,828 with the Pika later. Do you want me to cancel it? 375 00:11:36,826 --> 00:11:38,386 Oh, God. 376 00:11:38,393 --> 00:11:40,743 No, I guess I'll just get it over with. 377 00:11:40,743 --> 00:11:43,443 Probably need new photos for my LinkedIn page. 378 00:11:43,441 --> 00:11:45,311 [quirky music] 379 00:11:45,313 --> 00:11:48,453 Bronislaw, you can clean all this up, right? 380 00:11:52,233 --> 00:11:54,323 I can't believe we're really gonna lose our jobs. 381 00:11:54,322 --> 00:11:57,022 I haven't looked for a new job in, like, a decade. 382 00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:58,410 If I lose my job, 383 00:11:58,413 --> 00:11:59,633 I might not be able to stay in America. 384 00:11:59,631 --> 00:12:02,201 So am I gonna be okay? - I don't know. 385 00:12:02,199 --> 00:12:04,419 What the hell? Just say yes. 386 00:12:04,419 --> 00:12:07,339 - But I don't actually know. - Okay. 387 00:12:07,335 --> 00:12:11,685 So pretty soon we might not be working together anymore. 388 00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:14,777 We might not be. 389 00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:16,077 Yeah, duh, that's what we were just talking about 390 00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:18,433 for the last five minutes. 391 00:12:18,433 --> 00:12:20,353 I'm taking you out for a drink tonight. 392 00:12:22,393 --> 00:12:24,183 - You are, are you? - Mm-hmm. 393 00:12:24,178 --> 00:12:25,398 That's what's happening. 394 00:12:26,615 --> 00:12:29,045 Oh, and something you should know about me. 395 00:12:29,052 --> 00:12:30,842 I don't take no for an answer. 396 00:12:30,837 --> 00:12:34,357 [chuckles] Well, all right. 397 00:12:34,362 --> 00:12:36,972 Wow, you just, like, went for it. 398 00:12:36,973 --> 00:12:38,583 That was incredible. 399 00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:40,323 Guys, I think I know a way to fix all of this, 400 00:12:40,324 --> 00:12:41,804 but, Sadie, I need your help. 401 00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:44,154 Let's go. - Oh, okay. 402 00:12:44,154 --> 00:12:45,374 Good luck. 403 00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:49,380 You just, like, went for it. 404 00:12:49,377 --> 00:12:52,597 I'm telling you this is not a good idea. 405 00:12:52,597 --> 00:12:54,637 Trust me. 406 00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:59,522 [in silly voice] I heard someone got a boo-boo. 407 00:12:59,517 --> 00:13:00,907 Hey. 408 00:13:00,910 --> 00:13:03,480 Oh, God. [groans] 409 00:13:03,478 --> 00:13:05,048 Wesley Payne, not my real voice. 410 00:13:05,045 --> 00:13:06,085 How are you? 411 00:13:06,089 --> 00:13:07,739 Yeah, that looks great. 412 00:13:07,743 --> 00:13:09,013 Just a little more attitude. 413 00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:10,485 Maybe a hand on the hip, 414 00:13:10,485 --> 00:13:13,655 or could you smile a little more? 415 00:13:13,662 --> 00:13:14,922 Yeah, we're--we're happy. 416 00:13:14,924 --> 00:13:16,494 You ever see those hostage videos 417 00:13:16,491 --> 00:13:18,231 where they claim they're not being tortured? 418 00:13:18,232 --> 00:13:19,492 Great, yeah. 419 00:13:19,494 --> 00:13:20,634 Look at me, Katherine. Look at me. 420 00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:21,925 Oh, my God. 421 00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:23,851 I'm stuck in a house. I'm stuck in a house. 422 00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:25,586 I'm stuck in a house. - Can we take a break? 423 00:13:25,587 --> 00:13:27,417 I just need a second. - Sure. 424 00:13:27,415 --> 00:13:29,025 Take your time. - Oh, God. 425 00:13:29,025 --> 00:13:30,675 I can't even fake a smile. 426 00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:34,939 And I am great at faking a smile, like, world-class. 427 00:13:34,944 --> 00:13:36,774 [scoffs] 428 00:13:36,772 --> 00:13:38,692 Man, that is an ugly car. 429 00:13:38,687 --> 00:13:42,037 Well, for all we know, we could be the ugly ones, 430 00:13:42,038 --> 00:13:43,558 and it's actually pretty, 431 00:13:43,561 --> 00:13:45,391 like in that "Twilight Zone" with the bandaged lady. 432 00:13:45,389 --> 00:13:47,699 Who cares if the car is ugly, right? 433 00:13:47,696 --> 00:13:49,696 No one drives a car and thinks, like, "Oh, my God. 434 00:13:49,698 --> 00:13:51,128 This is ugly." 435 00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:52,664 They're thinking, "This is way faster than walking." 436 00:13:52,657 --> 00:13:54,697 And you made that. 437 00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:57,533 Yeah, I guess I did have a little to do with it. 438 00:13:57,532 --> 00:14:00,102 Mm-mm, no, no, no, no, no. It was all you. 439 00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:03,540 [chuckles] 440 00:14:03,538 --> 00:14:05,148 It's not so bad. 441 00:14:05,148 --> 00:14:07,238 I mean, it looks like a car, right? 442 00:14:07,237 --> 00:14:09,107 If I saw that on the street I'd think, 443 00:14:09,109 --> 00:14:11,759 "Yep, that's a car." 444 00:14:11,763 --> 00:14:13,723 Hey, Cyrus, is this thing road-ready? 445 00:14:13,722 --> 00:14:17,642 I mean, as much as any of them are. 446 00:14:17,639 --> 00:14:21,769 What do you say we go for a drive? 447 00:14:21,773 --> 00:14:23,733 John, Payne is like a rocket ship, 448 00:14:23,732 --> 00:14:25,912 but right now, you're the asteroid. 449 00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:27,208 Why are you doing this to me? 450 00:14:27,214 --> 00:14:29,134 I tried to stop him. He wouldn't listen. 451 00:14:29,129 --> 00:14:31,959 But, John, you have the power to be part of the solution. 452 00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:33,048 If you--what are you doing? 453 00:14:33,046 --> 00:14:34,306 John, no, don't call the nurse. 454 00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:35,528 Put this down, John. - Wesley, it is over. 455 00:14:35,526 --> 00:14:37,136 - Wait, no. Please, please. - Let's go. 456 00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:38,527 Hey, hey, I'm literally begging. 457 00:14:38,529 --> 00:14:40,229 I'm begging here, man, okay? 458 00:14:40,227 --> 00:14:41,747 Please change your rating. 459 00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:43,710 Just change it. What do you want me to do? 460 00:14:43,708 --> 00:14:45,748 I'll do anything. - Can you stop talking? 461 00:14:45,754 --> 00:14:47,194 - I'll eat [bleep]. - Please don't. 462 00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:48,630 I will eat [bleep]. Where's the bedpan? 463 00:14:48,626 --> 00:14:50,366 I will literally eat your [bleep]. 464 00:14:50,367 --> 00:14:52,587 Give me your [bleep]. I'll put it in my mouth. 465 00:14:52,587 --> 00:14:53,977 That's how much this company means to me. 466 00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:55,070 Come on. Let's go. 467 00:14:55,068 --> 00:14:56,198 We'll talk another time. 468 00:14:56,199 --> 00:14:57,199 No, there is no other time. 469 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,510 After today Katherine's gone. 470 00:14:58,506 --> 00:15:01,286 Wait, what? Hastings is out? 471 00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:03,821 - No, I didn't say that. - No, he doesn't mean that. 472 00:15:03,815 --> 00:15:05,295 No, no, I didn't mean gone. I just-- 473 00:15:05,295 --> 00:15:06,775 You said that. I didn't say that. 474 00:15:06,775 --> 00:15:08,645 What's going on? Why do you keep pestering this man? 475 00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:09,776 I don't know. 476 00:15:09,778 --> 00:15:11,038 We just--we just do. 477 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:12,300 - Out. - Yeah. 478 00:15:12,302 --> 00:15:13,872 Okay. I'm taking the bear. 479 00:15:13,869 --> 00:15:15,779 You can't turn me down' and keep the bear. 480 00:15:15,784 --> 00:15:16,794 It doesn't make sense. 481 00:15:16,785 --> 00:15:19,605 [quirky music] 482 00:15:19,614 --> 00:15:21,224 Katherine, I think it's cool. 483 00:15:21,224 --> 00:15:23,494 This is gonna be a lot of people's first car. 484 00:15:23,487 --> 00:15:25,397 So for the rest of their lives, 485 00:15:25,402 --> 00:15:26,712 even when they can afford nicer ones, 486 00:15:26,708 --> 00:15:29,148 they're always gonna remember the Pika. 487 00:15:29,145 --> 00:15:30,535 I mean, it's not a luxury car, 488 00:15:30,538 --> 00:15:33,668 but it drives okay. It's decent. 489 00:15:33,671 --> 00:15:35,981 And to think a year and a half ago you were like, 490 00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:37,678 "Let's build a car." 491 00:15:37,675 --> 00:15:39,285 And look at us. We sitting in it. 492 00:15:39,286 --> 00:15:42,416 - [chuckles] - You made this bitch. 493 00:15:42,419 --> 00:15:46,339 Yeah, you're right. I did. 494 00:15:46,336 --> 00:15:49,686 Hey, look at this car. I made this car! 495 00:15:49,687 --> 00:15:51,517 That's right, Katherine. Live. 496 00:15:51,515 --> 00:15:53,645 I mean, come on, Cyrus, we made a car. Be proud. 497 00:15:53,648 --> 00:15:55,348 - Yeah. - Yeah, I guess we did. 498 00:15:55,345 --> 00:15:57,425 [laughs] No, say it. Come on. 499 00:15:57,434 --> 00:16:01,314 We made this bitch. 500 00:16:01,308 --> 00:16:02,308 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. 501 00:16:02,309 --> 00:16:06,009 We made this bitch! 502 00:16:06,008 --> 00:16:07,098 Yeah, okay. 503 00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:08,656 all: We made this bitch! 504 00:16:08,663 --> 00:16:10,803 You made me make this bitch. 505 00:16:10,795 --> 00:16:12,535 - We made this bitch. - We made this. 506 00:16:12,536 --> 00:16:14,406 - We made this. - We made it. 507 00:16:17,237 --> 00:16:19,797 In a rare phenomenon, the typhoon combined 508 00:16:19,804 --> 00:16:21,024 with Typhoon Shayla to create a super typhoon. 509 00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:22,333 I don't have any regrets. 510 00:16:22,329 --> 00:16:25,159 I made a good car, a few friends. 511 00:16:25,158 --> 00:16:27,288 I wouldn't have done anything differently. 512 00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:28,680 - Maybe not the fire, though. - Other than the fire. 513 00:16:28,683 --> 00:16:30,033 Yeah, I was gonna say that. 514 00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:31,122 With Wall Street responding in kind 515 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:32,600 as stocks hit a ten-year low. 516 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:35,210 You guys think we'll all still hang out after this? 517 00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:38,171 I'll probably get a coffee with Sadie in six months. 518 00:16:38,171 --> 00:16:40,301 And we'll say, "Let's not wait another six months 519 00:16:40,303 --> 00:16:41,703 to do this again." 520 00:16:41,696 --> 00:16:44,086 But we will, and that'll be fine. 521 00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:45,830 There are currently rumors circulating... 522 00:16:45,830 --> 00:16:47,530 - Hey, look. - That Katherine Hastings 523 00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:49,268 will be out as CEO of Payne Motors... 524 00:16:49,269 --> 00:16:51,269 How the hell do they know about that? 525 00:16:51,271 --> 00:16:53,801 - Uh, okay-- - I bet that Soren 526 00:16:53,795 --> 00:16:55,665 leaked it to the press probably. 527 00:16:55,666 --> 00:16:57,836 - Totally. - God, I hate that guy. 528 00:16:57,842 --> 00:16:59,762 I wish he would get caught in a hurricane. 529 00:16:59,757 --> 00:17:01,367 - Typhoon. - Really? 530 00:17:01,368 --> 00:17:03,368 At least the stock price is going up, though. 531 00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:06,240 Wait, the price is going up because I'm leaving? 532 00:17:06,242 --> 00:17:08,462 No, come on, stock goes up for a lot of reasons. 533 00:17:08,462 --> 00:17:10,732 You can't just assume that-- assume that... 534 00:17:10,725 --> 00:17:13,285 Hastings' exit causing the share price to surge. 535 00:17:13,293 --> 00:17:16,213 - That that's the reason. - Wow, it is really going up. 536 00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:18,339 [scoffs] I get it. I'm terrible. 537 00:17:18,341 --> 00:17:20,911 No, I mean, it's really going up. 538 00:17:20,909 --> 00:17:23,219 Changes ahead for Payne... 539 00:17:23,216 --> 00:17:25,436 - How--how far away are we? - Three points. 540 00:17:25,435 --> 00:17:27,215 The market closes in 17 minutes. 541 00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:29,440 - Okay, is this even possible? - Maybe. 542 00:17:29,439 --> 00:17:31,089 - Okay, keep going. - Climb, climb. 543 00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:32,143 - Keep going. - Up, up. 544 00:17:32,138 --> 00:17:33,748 - Okay, baby. - Come on! 545 00:17:33,748 --> 00:17:35,098 57.75. 546 00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:38,407 57.77. - Mama needs this! 547 00:17:38,405 --> 00:17:40,185 - 57.90. - Oh! 548 00:17:40,189 --> 00:17:42,239 If I sold my shares right now I'd make so much money. 549 00:17:42,235 --> 00:17:44,105 Shut up, Wesley. If you jinx this I'll kill you. 550 00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:46,716 - 58.13. - Do you believe in miracles? 551 00:17:46,717 --> 00:17:48,327 [bell dinging] 552 00:17:48,328 --> 00:17:50,238 [all cheering] 553 00:17:50,243 --> 00:17:52,293 Oh, my God! 554 00:17:52,288 --> 00:17:54,288 [all cheering] 555 00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:56,600 ♪ Ready for more, are you ready? ♪ 556 00:17:56,597 --> 00:17:57,637 ♪ Ready for me 557 00:17:57,641 --> 00:17:59,901 [upbeat music] 558 00:17:59,904 --> 00:18:03,214 ♪ Are you ready? 559 00:18:07,216 --> 00:18:08,436 [knocks] 560 00:18:08,435 --> 00:18:09,955 - Hey. - Hey. 561 00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:12,088 So looks like we'll still be working with each other 562 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,791 after all, huh? 563 00:18:13,788 --> 00:18:15,218 Uh, looks like we will be. 564 00:18:15,224 --> 00:18:17,974 Guess we will have to put a pin in those drinks. 565 00:18:17,966 --> 00:18:19,746 - You want to cancel. - What? 566 00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:21,450 No, no. 567 00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:23,888 I thought-- I figured since you-- 568 00:18:23,885 --> 00:18:26,235 We are still on, my friend. 569 00:18:26,235 --> 00:18:28,275 Oh, and there's something you should know about me. 570 00:18:28,281 --> 00:18:29,981 I don't take no for an answer. 571 00:18:29,978 --> 00:18:31,808 [chuckles] 572 00:18:31,806 --> 00:18:33,496 Well, I guess I can't say no then. 573 00:18:33,503 --> 00:18:35,163 I guess you can't. 574 00:18:40,293 --> 00:18:42,303 - Good night, Bronislaw. - Good work today, dude. 575 00:18:42,295 --> 00:18:44,595 - I am Warren Buffett. - Okay. 576 00:18:44,601 --> 00:18:46,211 You know, I'm gonna stop seeing my psychic. 577 00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:48,172 She was wrong about everything she predicted today. 578 00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:49,480 I mean, in fairness to her, 579 00:18:49,476 --> 00:18:51,036 it was a pretty insane day to predict. 580 00:18:51,042 --> 00:18:52,652 Still, that's her job. 581 00:18:52,653 --> 00:18:54,873 You guys will never guess how much money I made today. 582 00:18:54,872 --> 00:18:56,962 Don't even try. Okay, guess, guess. 583 00:18:56,961 --> 00:18:58,181 $100. 584 00:18:58,180 --> 00:18:59,960 Oh, my God, dude, you're way off. 585 00:18:59,964 --> 00:19:01,884 Ah, if feels good to be on top. 586 00:19:01,879 --> 00:19:03,319 Guys, don't get too excited. 587 00:19:03,316 --> 00:19:05,486 As soon as it get out that I'm still here, 588 00:19:05,492 --> 00:19:07,452 there's gonna be a massive sell-off. 589 00:19:07,450 --> 00:19:09,540 Sorry to be the boner-killer at the party. 590 00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:11,589 Who cares what the haters think? 591 00:19:11,585 --> 00:19:13,235 A win's a win. - I know. 592 00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:16,549 I don't need Wall Street to tell me that I am a good CEO. 593 00:19:16,546 --> 00:19:19,766 I mean, just because some dumb analyst decided to put... 594 00:19:19,767 --> 00:19:21,197 - Wait. - A bull's-eye-- 595 00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:23,213 Wait. Wait. You've got to see this. 596 00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:24,855 You've got to see this. 597 00:19:24,859 --> 00:19:26,599 It's unbelievable. Oh, my goodness. 598 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,780 This is unreal. - Did he always run like that? 599 00:19:28,776 --> 00:19:30,166 He's like the BFG. 600 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,349 But he's not fast. The BFG was fast. 601 00:19:32,345 --> 00:19:35,165 [gasping, laughs] [coughs] 602 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,224 Sorry, one second. - Oh. 603 00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:37,698 Sorry, I ran a really long way. 604 00:19:37,698 --> 00:19:39,218 Check it out. 605 00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:41,791 People love the Pika. Look at these pre-orders. 606 00:19:41,789 --> 00:19:43,749 There were so many people on the web site it crashed. 607 00:19:43,747 --> 00:19:45,967 200,000 orders in a day? 608 00:19:45,967 --> 00:19:47,877 - How? - Check your news feeds. 609 00:19:47,882 --> 00:19:49,322 We're everywhere. - "Less is more. 610 00:19:49,318 --> 00:19:51,098 The bare-bones appeal of the Pika." 611 00:19:51,102 --> 00:19:52,232 "At a time when drivers are overwhelmed 612 00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:53,454 "by new technologies, 613 00:19:53,453 --> 00:19:55,633 "the Pika's simplicity is refreshing. 614 00:19:55,629 --> 00:19:58,109 Sometimes you just want to get from point A to point B." 615 00:19:58,109 --> 00:19:59,719 I have, like, 200 emails here from reporters 616 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,770 that want interviews. - Twitter loves us. 617 00:20:01,765 --> 00:20:03,985 "Finally a tech-free car that won't read my thoughts 618 00:20:03,985 --> 00:20:05,245 and try to turn me gay." 619 00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:06,377 Well, mm, well, a sale's a sale. 620 00:20:06,379 --> 00:20:07,769 Okay, well, from "Motor Trend," 621 00:20:07,771 --> 00:20:09,901 "The Pika's a lo-fi antidote to our stressed out, 622 00:20:09,904 --> 00:20:10,914 tech'd out lifestyles." 623 00:20:10,905 --> 00:20:12,595 Exactly. That was the vision. 624 00:20:12,602 --> 00:20:14,132 Andy Richter DM'd me. 625 00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:15,385 "Trying to get a Pika. 626 00:20:15,388 --> 00:20:16,818 Anything you can do to help out a friend?" 627 00:20:16,824 --> 00:20:18,044 A friend. - Oh, my God. 628 00:20:18,042 --> 00:20:19,652 Soren left a voice mail. - What did he say? 629 00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:20,743 He's freaking out. 630 00:20:20,741 --> 00:20:22,001 Okay, this tweet. 631 00:20:22,003 --> 00:20:23,923 "Finally a car from simpler times... 632 00:20:23,918 --> 00:20:25,088 before we had a president from Kenya." 633 00:20:25,093 --> 00:20:27,143 Come on, Twitter. - It's a hit. 634 00:20:27,138 --> 00:20:30,838 The car I created is a [bleep] damn hit. 635 00:20:30,838 --> 00:20:32,928 [laughter] - I designed it, so... 636 00:20:32,927 --> 00:20:34,357 I'm a good CEO. 637 00:20:34,363 --> 00:20:36,933 - Yes. - I'm a good CEO. 638 00:20:36,931 --> 00:20:39,501 - Yes. - I'm a good CEO! 639 00:20:39,499 --> 00:20:40,939 [all cheer] 640 00:20:40,935 --> 00:20:41,935 And you know what this means, right? 641 00:20:41,936 --> 00:20:43,456 We are done scrambling. 642 00:20:43,459 --> 00:20:45,639 We have power now. 643 00:20:45,635 --> 00:20:47,155 - And money. - Yes. 644 00:20:47,158 --> 00:20:49,378 - We just sold a lot of cars. - Yes, power and money. 645 00:20:49,378 --> 00:20:52,598 And you know what you can do when you have power and money? 646 00:20:52,599 --> 00:20:55,299 Anything you want. - Space travel. 647 00:20:55,297 --> 00:20:57,167 Yeah--uh, maybe, maybe not. 648 00:20:57,168 --> 00:20:58,258 That's a while from now. 649 00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,347 All I know is, I am done. 650 00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:03,566 We are done playing defense, all right? 651 00:21:03,566 --> 00:21:06,956 It is our turn to make some moves. 652 00:21:06,961 --> 00:21:10,701 Yes. [all cheer] 653 00:21:10,704 --> 00:21:12,844 Somebody call me an Uber! 654 00:21:12,836 --> 00:21:14,616 [upbeat music] 655 00:21:14,621 --> 00:21:16,321 Ow!