1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:03,563 --> 00:00:06,932 * If you're in peril 3 00:00:06,966 --> 00:00:10,002 * Try not to scream * 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 5 00:00:10,035 --> 00:00:12,938 * Hang on I'll save you 6 00:00:12,972 --> 00:00:16,842 * My pretty Pauline * 7 00:00:33,926 --> 00:00:35,127 Gosh. 8 00:00:38,864 --> 00:00:41,834 Protect me. My name is Pauline. 9 00:00:43,102 --> 00:00:45,871 Yes, Pauline. Always. 10 00:00:45,905 --> 00:00:49,509 Nobody will get you away from me. Never ever. 11 00:00:57,650 --> 00:01:00,119 Luther is an accountant, and he works at home a lot. 12 00:01:00,152 --> 00:01:03,155 So what we want is a nice quiet baby. Yeah. 13 00:01:13,833 --> 00:01:15,701 Laverne used to teach at Arthur Murray's 14 00:01:15,735 --> 00:01:17,670 and she always wanted a little girl 15 00:01:17,703 --> 00:01:19,639 that she could train to be a dancer. 16 00:01:25,678 --> 00:01:26,712 Huh! 17 00:01:26,746 --> 00:01:28,080 Ah! 18 00:01:28,113 --> 00:01:29,114 Pauline... 19 00:01:35,555 --> 00:01:38,624 If you're looking for a well-behaved child 20 00:01:38,658 --> 00:01:41,727 I can certainly recommend Pauline. 21 00:01:45,631 --> 00:01:46,932 Oh, thank you. 22 00:01:57,943 --> 00:01:59,144 Oh... 23 00:02:05,284 --> 00:02:07,252 She's neat, Ethel. 24 00:02:07,286 --> 00:02:09,889 Perfect for our son Henry. 25 00:02:09,922 --> 00:02:11,991 Deliver Pauline this afternoon. 26 00:02:32,244 --> 00:02:34,213 There it is. Pull over. 27 00:02:53,365 --> 00:02:56,168 How good of you to come, Mrs. Carruthers. 28 00:02:56,201 --> 00:02:57,670 We've been waiting all morning. 29 00:02:57,703 --> 00:02:58,714 Hello, Mrs. Carruthers. 30 00:02:58,738 --> 00:03:00,673 Did you have a nice trip? 31 00:03:02,007 --> 00:03:05,945 It's nice of you to welcome us. Come, Pauline. 32 00:03:08,247 --> 00:03:12,618 Well, how good to see you. Doesn't she look lovely? 33 00:03:12,652 --> 00:03:13,929 Oh, this is the... Right up here, please. 34 00:03:13,953 --> 00:03:15,688 That's the way to the house. 35 00:03:15,721 --> 00:03:17,322 Watch your step, ladies. Where is Henry? 36 00:03:21,961 --> 00:03:24,730 Henry! Oh! Oh! Oh, my goodness! Oh! 37 00:03:26,398 --> 00:03:27,648 I'm Henry. 38 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:29,935 Playful little fellow. Very inventive. 39 00:03:29,969 --> 00:03:32,304 Are you Pauline? 40 00:03:32,337 --> 00:03:36,275 Well, come on in. I've got a live rattlesnake. 41 00:03:36,308 --> 00:03:39,812 Henry, go get Pauline's suitcase. 42 00:03:43,883 --> 00:03:45,685 It's in the back. 43 00:03:53,826 --> 00:03:55,928 Oh, I forgot my toothbrush. 44 00:04:02,367 --> 00:04:05,671 Oh! George! Pauline! Pauline! 45 00:04:05,705 --> 00:04:08,340 Stop that car! H-Henry! 46 00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:10,242 Pauline! Stop it. Stop the car! 47 00:04:10,275 --> 00:04:11,410 Henry. Pull the brakes! 48 00:04:11,443 --> 00:04:14,980 Henry! Pauline! Pauline! 49 00:04:15,014 --> 00:04:17,016 Jump out! Jump out! 50 00:04:17,049 --> 00:04:18,150 Pauline! 51 00:04:26,759 --> 00:04:28,761 Hey! Hold the brakes. 52 00:04:30,395 --> 00:04:31,697 Oh-h! 53 00:04:46,178 --> 00:04:47,813 I'm coming, Pauline! 54 00:04:57,790 --> 00:04:59,691 Pauline, stop! It's a one-way street! 55 00:05:01,526 --> 00:05:02,995 Oh! 56 00:05:15,140 --> 00:05:18,177 * Where are you 57 00:05:18,210 --> 00:05:21,380 * My pretty Pauline? 58 00:05:21,413 --> 00:05:24,249 * I will search 59 00:05:24,283 --> 00:05:27,486 * The world for Pauline 60 00:05:27,519 --> 00:05:31,290 * By jet by steamboat 61 00:05:31,323 --> 00:05:34,359 * By submarine 62 00:05:34,393 --> 00:05:37,296 * This I do promise 63 00:05:37,329 --> 00:05:41,100 * My pretty Pauline 64 00:05:41,133 --> 00:05:43,836 * Where are you 65 00:05:43,869 --> 00:05:47,472 * My pretty Pauline? 66 00:05:47,506 --> 00:05:53,445 * Spain Morocco or Argentina? 67 00:05:53,478 --> 00:05:57,116 * If you're in peril 68 00:05:57,149 --> 00:06:00,352 * Try not to scream 69 00:06:00,385 --> 00:06:03,322 * Hang on I'll save you 70 00:06:03,355 --> 00:06:07,159 * My pretty Pauline 71 00:06:07,192 --> 00:06:09,929 * Where are you 72 00:06:09,962 --> 00:06:13,532 * My pretty Pauline? 73 00:06:13,565 --> 00:06:16,435 * I love you 74 00:06:16,468 --> 00:06:20,272 * My pretty Pauline * 75 00:06:20,305 --> 00:06:21,941 Ah! 76 00:06:21,974 --> 00:06:23,943 Wait! Pauline! 77 00:06:32,384 --> 00:06:33,485 Oh! Jesus! 78 00:06:43,028 --> 00:06:44,463 Pauline, jump! 79 00:06:46,198 --> 00:06:47,366 Ohh! 80 00:06:51,270 --> 00:06:52,437 Henry! 81 00:06:52,471 --> 00:06:53,973 Hang on, Pauline. 82 00:06:56,541 --> 00:06:58,510 Here I am, Pauline. George, help! 83 00:06:58,543 --> 00:06:59,955 Get me down! I'll catch you. Slide off. 84 00:06:59,979 --> 00:07:01,546 Aah! 85 00:07:01,580 --> 00:07:04,549 Henry! Henry! Easy, boy. Well, it's alright, son. 86 00:07:04,583 --> 00:07:06,862 Is he alright? Is he alright? Yeah, yeah, you just calm down, mother. 87 00:07:06,886 --> 00:07:08,053 He'll be alright. Henry. Oh... 88 00:07:08,087 --> 00:07:09,264 Darling, mother's here. Oh, Henry. 89 00:07:09,288 --> 00:07:10,990 Oh, darling. 90 00:07:11,023 --> 00:07:13,458 We, we don't want your girl! 91 00:07:13,492 --> 00:07:15,394 She almost killed our Henry! 92 00:07:15,427 --> 00:07:17,096 Oh, my darling! 93 00:07:17,129 --> 00:07:20,065 I-i-it's alright. I'm sorry! Oh, my baby! 94 00:07:20,099 --> 00:07:21,642 Just calm down, mother, he'll be fine. 95 00:07:21,666 --> 00:07:23,969 It's alright, pa, he's alright. 96 00:07:25,604 --> 00:07:29,474 Who released that brake? 97 00:07:29,508 --> 00:07:32,177 I-I did it, Mrs. Carruthers. Why? 98 00:07:33,913 --> 00:07:37,349 I-I was just playing a little joke. 99 00:07:37,382 --> 00:07:41,253 Go back to the foundling home, you evil boy 100 00:07:41,286 --> 00:07:44,323 and pack your bag. 101 00:08:21,026 --> 00:08:22,928 George! 102 00:08:24,696 --> 00:08:26,198 Wait for me! 103 00:08:34,166 --> 00:08:35,430 I'm going with you. 104 00:08:35,548 --> 00:08:38,577 We'll go West on a motorcycle and pick oranges. 105 00:08:38,610 --> 00:08:40,612 No, Pauline, you're too young. 106 00:08:40,645 --> 00:08:44,116 But I look old with my hair up. I'll lie about my age. 107 00:08:44,149 --> 00:08:46,585 Please, George! 108 00:08:46,618 --> 00:08:49,688 For the last time, you're just a baby. 109 00:08:51,423 --> 00:08:55,427 Stop being a... a pest. 110 00:08:55,460 --> 00:08:58,297 Alright then, go! Who needs you? 111 00:08:58,330 --> 00:09:01,967 I never loved you anyway! I never loved you at all! 112 00:09:02,001 --> 00:09:05,971 Pauline. Look at me. 113 00:09:12,377 --> 00:09:16,115 Remember the day we, we sneaked off, went to the park? 114 00:09:16,148 --> 00:09:18,483 Saw the daffodils just coming up? 115 00:09:18,517 --> 00:09:22,087 Oh, why can't you take me with you? I don't eat much. 116 00:09:22,121 --> 00:09:24,656 Then, when we went back, they were all in bloom. 117 00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:27,059 I won't eat anything. 118 00:09:27,092 --> 00:09:29,428 That's the way it'll be with you. 119 00:09:29,461 --> 00:09:31,396 Just grow up straight. 120 00:09:31,430 --> 00:09:34,033 When you're at full bloom, I'll be back. 121 00:09:34,066 --> 00:09:36,368 But that could take forever. 122 00:09:36,401 --> 00:09:38,437 No, it won't. Before you know it, 123 00:09:38,470 --> 00:09:42,007 you'll grow big, and I'll grow rich. 124 00:09:42,337 --> 00:09:43,751 And then what, George? 125 00:09:44,228 --> 00:09:46,645 We'll get married. Go on our honeymoon. 126 00:09:46,678 --> 00:09:52,017 Oh... Where? London, Paris, the whole world. 127 00:09:52,051 --> 00:09:54,653 Maybe even... Maybe even Venice. 128 00:09:59,191 --> 00:10:00,225 Go! 129 00:10:03,128 --> 00:10:07,199 I'll wait, George! I'll be a daffodil! I'll bloom! 130 00:10:07,232 --> 00:10:10,069 * Dry your tears 131 00:10:10,102 --> 00:10:13,705 * My pretty Pauline 132 00:10:13,738 --> 00:10:16,441 * I'll be back 133 00:10:16,475 --> 00:10:20,179 * My pretty Pauline 134 00:10:20,212 --> 00:10:23,115 * I'll make millions 135 00:10:23,148 --> 00:10:27,186 * You'll see what I mean * 136 00:10:27,219 --> 00:10:31,056 * This I do promise 137 00:10:31,090 --> 00:10:36,528 * My darling Pauline * 138 00:10:52,444 --> 00:10:54,546 Splendid! First-rate! 139 00:10:54,579 --> 00:10:57,264 I'm bored. Let's shoot a guard. 140 00:10:57,382 --> 00:10:58,593 Give me that. 141 00:10:58,618 --> 00:11:00,719 I'm a royal prince, and you're not to touch me! 142 00:11:00,752 --> 00:11:01,636 Yes, sir. 143 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:04,289 Your Highness, Your Highness, your new tutor has arrived. 144 00:11:04,323 --> 00:11:05,790 Is she blonde and American? 145 00:11:05,824 --> 00:11:07,592 How did you find her, Your Highness? 146 00:11:07,626 --> 00:11:09,861 I saw her picture in the Orphan's Employment Journal. 147 00:11:09,894 --> 00:11:12,797 So I saved up my allowance, and sent away for her. 148 00:11:12,831 --> 00:11:15,434 Just a minute. What is this, boy? 149 00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:17,736 I'm starting my own harem. 150 00:11:17,769 --> 00:11:22,407 Here you are an innocent orphan, heir to Bazma to indulge in hanky-panky! 151 00:11:22,441 --> 00:11:24,676 I shall certainly inform your father of this. Hmm. 152 00:11:24,709 --> 00:11:27,646 You do, and I'll slice your ears off! 153 00:11:27,679 --> 00:11:31,583 Be that as it may, I am Colonel William Sten Martin of the Royal Blues, 154 00:11:31,616 --> 00:11:34,186 and I was not only hired to teach marksmanship, 155 00:11:34,219 --> 00:11:36,788 but also to develop your moral character. 156 00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:38,857 Haven't you got any morals? 157 00:11:38,890 --> 00:11:41,126 I'm sick of morals! 158 00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:43,828 Throw him over the wall, and send him into the jungle! 159 00:11:43,862 --> 00:11:46,831 Just a minute. Take your hands off me! 160 00:11:46,865 --> 00:11:48,533 You, you can't do this to me! 161 00:11:48,567 --> 00:11:51,470 I gave up my position in the British Army! 162 00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:55,707 I gave up a chance at a pension. A cottage in Devonshire. 163 00:11:55,740 --> 00:11:57,442 Oh! Oh! 164 00:12:00,645 --> 00:12:03,682 Tell the American blonde I'm ready to go to school. 165 00:12:16,461 --> 00:12:21,366 Now, class, you might as well know that this is my first experience as a teacher. 166 00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:24,736 So if I seem a little nervous, I know you'll bear with me. 167 00:12:24,769 --> 00:12:28,907 And if I make any mistakes, I'm sure you'll forgive me. 168 00:12:28,940 --> 00:12:32,377 We'll be studying physical education and deportment. 169 00:12:32,411 --> 00:12:33,845 Let's start with deportment. 170 00:12:33,878 --> 00:12:36,415 Are you engaged? 171 00:12:36,448 --> 00:12:40,385 Why, yes, Your Highness. Since I was about your age. 172 00:12:40,419 --> 00:12:42,354 His name is George. 173 00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:44,456 Where is he? 174 00:12:44,489 --> 00:12:47,226 He's looking for me. I'm sure he is. 175 00:12:47,259 --> 00:12:49,661 I mean, where is he now? 176 00:12:49,694 --> 00:12:51,363 I don't know. 177 00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:52,931 Then you're engaged to me. 178 00:12:52,964 --> 00:12:54,866 Well, thank you, Your Highness. 179 00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:56,935 But I'm afraid my blood isn't royal enough. 180 00:12:56,968 --> 00:12:59,904 Be engaged to me, or I'll chop your head off. 181 00:12:59,938 --> 00:13:02,641 It's very bad manners to threaten your teacher with a scimitar. 182 00:13:02,674 --> 00:13:05,377 I'm a prince, and you'll do as I say. 183 00:13:12,951 --> 00:13:16,221 Oh, what we need is a better teacher-pupil relationship. 184 00:13:16,255 --> 00:13:17,722 Exactly. 185 00:13:40,011 --> 00:13:42,781 Dory, Fiery, get her! 186 00:14:11,843 --> 00:14:13,612 Those are real sharks! 187 00:14:24,022 --> 00:14:26,891 Now will you? Will I what? 188 00:14:26,925 --> 00:14:28,693 Kiss me. 189 00:14:28,727 --> 00:14:30,462 Certainly not. 190 00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:32,964 Alright, I'll give you three. 191 00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:34,366 One! 192 00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:39,404 Two! 193 00:14:39,438 --> 00:14:42,474 Why don't you scream? The others did. 194 00:14:42,507 --> 00:14:44,643 What others? My other tutors. 195 00:14:44,676 --> 00:14:47,446 It's more fun when they scream. 196 00:14:47,479 --> 00:14:50,582 Screaming was never allowed at the Baskerville Foundling Home. 197 00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:08,066 Hold it! Hold it! 198 00:15:08,099 --> 00:15:09,601 Get back. 199 00:15:10,735 --> 00:15:12,404 Stop it! 200 00:15:12,437 --> 00:15:14,473 What have you done? Who gave... 201 00:15:16,074 --> 00:15:17,976 Mrs. Carruthers. 202 00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:26,718 George Stedman. 203 00:15:26,751 --> 00:15:29,754 Back after seven years. 204 00:15:29,788 --> 00:15:31,356 What's going on here? 205 00:15:31,390 --> 00:15:33,958 We're being demolished. 206 00:15:33,992 --> 00:15:36,661 Where's Pauline? Gone like all the others. 207 00:15:37,862 --> 00:15:41,065 Adopted? No, poor girl. 208 00:15:41,099 --> 00:15:44,102 She was my only failure. 209 00:15:44,135 --> 00:15:46,538 There was a jinx on her. 210 00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:48,907 Worked out just as you planned, sir. 211 00:15:48,940 --> 00:15:50,675 Plan? What plan? 212 00:15:50,709 --> 00:15:52,520 To keep her at the orphanage until he could come back 213 00:15:52,544 --> 00:15:54,646 and lay the riches of the world at her feet. 214 00:15:54,679 --> 00:15:57,649 Sables, jewels, chocolates. 215 00:15:57,682 --> 00:16:00,952 Then it was you who put the jinx on her. 216 00:16:00,985 --> 00:16:03,588 I should have known. 217 00:16:03,622 --> 00:16:07,058 Don't you understand? I loved her, Mrs. Carruthers. 218 00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:09,461 I've always loved her. 219 00:16:09,494 --> 00:16:12,497 He wrote her everyday for seven years. 220 00:16:12,531 --> 00:16:14,666 And I tore them up. 221 00:16:14,699 --> 00:16:16,668 But why? 222 00:16:16,701 --> 00:16:19,137 I never told you this, George. 223 00:16:19,170 --> 00:16:21,873 You may have inherited evil tendencies. 224 00:16:24,543 --> 00:16:26,611 If he had, madame, he has overcome them. 225 00:16:26,645 --> 00:16:27,879 He's made a fortune for her. 226 00:16:27,912 --> 00:16:29,948 How big a fortune? 227 00:16:29,981 --> 00:16:31,015 He's rented Venice 228 00:16:31,049 --> 00:16:32,784 for their honeymoon. 229 00:16:32,817 --> 00:16:36,588 The whole city? Including the canals. 230 00:16:38,923 --> 00:16:43,194 Oh, and I thought it was only puppy love. 231 00:16:43,227 --> 00:16:45,430 How blind I was. 232 00:16:46,898 --> 00:16:49,768 Is she pretty, Mrs. Carruthers? 233 00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:51,903 She's beautiful. 234 00:16:51,936 --> 00:16:56,140 If you'd only come by two days ago, before she left for Africa. 235 00:16:56,174 --> 00:16:58,142 Africa! Where in Africa? 236 00:16:58,176 --> 00:17:01,646 Bazma. Tutoring a little 12-year-old prince 237 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:04,483 in deportment and physical education. 238 00:17:04,516 --> 00:17:06,485 Not Prince Benji Alabiris. 239 00:17:06,518 --> 00:17:09,187 His father and Mr. Stedman have a joint venture in oil. 240 00:17:09,220 --> 00:17:12,824 She was promised the protection of the royal family. 241 00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:15,960 Let's go, Thorpe. We'll take my jet. 242 00:17:15,994 --> 00:17:18,697 That kid's the worst delinquent since Ivan The Terrible. 243 00:17:18,730 --> 00:17:22,901 When they bite off your head it goes c-r-r-unch! 244 00:17:34,846 --> 00:17:38,550 What are you doing playing with my sharks? 245 00:17:38,583 --> 00:17:40,652 He's just mischievous, Your Majesty. 246 00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:44,255 You'll have your harem when you are 18. 247 00:17:44,288 --> 00:17:46,057 And not before. 248 00:17:46,090 --> 00:17:48,927 Now, go to your suite. 249 00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:51,262 Aah! You hurt my ear! 250 00:17:51,295 --> 00:17:53,732 It's really my fault, Your Majesty. 251 00:17:53,765 --> 00:17:57,736 You see I haven't been able to establish the proper teacher-pupil relationship. 252 00:17:57,769 --> 00:18:02,273 He won't bother you again, or I'll cut off his hand. 253 00:18:02,306 --> 00:18:06,110 Nothing can happen to you while I'm alive. 254 00:18:10,114 --> 00:18:13,117 I'll drag you behind the racing camels. 255 00:18:14,919 --> 00:18:17,088 And I'll have you squeezed by the royal python. 256 00:18:19,558 --> 00:18:23,194 Oh, alright, you can have a harem! Take mine! 257 00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:27,799 I don't want your old harem. I'm stuck on the teacher. 258 00:18:27,832 --> 00:18:30,802 Benji! Benji! I'm your sire! 259 00:18:30,835 --> 00:18:32,871 Doesn't that mean anything to you? 260 00:18:33,972 --> 00:18:35,139 Oh! 261 00:18:35,173 --> 00:18:37,041 Benji! Ow! 262 00:19:33,264 --> 00:19:35,333 Good morning, teacher. 263 00:19:35,366 --> 00:19:37,869 Why was I bathed and oiled? 264 00:19:37,902 --> 00:19:40,605 Why am I in this diaphanous knickers? 265 00:19:40,639 --> 00:19:43,875 Why am I a prisoner? And where is your father? 266 00:19:43,908 --> 00:19:45,209 He's taking a nap. 267 00:19:50,048 --> 00:19:52,016 I'm sorry about the sharks. 268 00:19:52,050 --> 00:19:53,885 I'm a bad boy. 269 00:19:55,119 --> 00:19:57,021 Oh, but you're not hopeless. 270 00:19:57,055 --> 00:19:59,157 There's no such thing as a bad boy. 271 00:20:06,665 --> 00:20:08,633 A ruby carved like an apple! 272 00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:10,268 An apple for my teacher. 273 00:20:10,301 --> 00:20:12,771 Try it on. 274 00:20:16,675 --> 00:20:18,309 That's the apple of Arabia. 275 00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:21,179 As long as you wear it, we're married. 276 00:20:23,181 --> 00:20:27,318 This is inexcusable, Your Highness. Shame on you! 277 00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:29,921 Once and for all, I'm waiting for George. 278 00:20:29,954 --> 00:20:31,690 But George isn't here. 279 00:20:31,723 --> 00:20:33,391 And Benji is. 280 00:20:46,170 --> 00:20:47,371 Now I have you. 281 00:20:49,908 --> 00:20:52,677 Yes, you have, you handsome thing. 282 00:20:52,711 --> 00:20:55,313 You've touched the strings of my heart. 283 00:20:55,346 --> 00:20:57,215 You may kiss me on the cheek. 284 00:20:57,248 --> 00:20:58,783 Ow! 285 00:21:00,785 --> 00:21:02,386 I'll burn off your hair. 286 00:21:02,420 --> 00:21:04,055 I'll dye you green. 287 00:21:05,924 --> 00:21:07,726 Get me out of this! 288 00:21:13,431 --> 00:21:14,933 Your Excellency, Your Highness. 289 00:21:14,966 --> 00:21:16,901 Quick, where did she go? 290 00:21:16,935 --> 00:21:18,703 The royal garage, Your Highness. 291 00:21:18,737 --> 00:21:19,838 To the royal garage! 292 00:21:25,176 --> 00:21:27,078 Go! Go! 293 00:21:27,111 --> 00:21:28,212 Hurry! Hurry! 294 00:21:38,823 --> 00:21:40,391 Faster. Faster. 295 00:21:44,763 --> 00:21:47,131 Alright, New York, over and out. 296 00:21:47,165 --> 00:21:51,069 Industrials up fractionally, rails steady, utilities nervous. 297 00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:54,372 Thorpe, did I ever tell you 298 00:21:54,405 --> 00:21:56,440 how I took her out to see the Statue of Liberty? 299 00:22:12,991 --> 00:22:14,225 Hurry! Hurry! 300 00:22:43,354 --> 00:22:45,423 Oh, Your Highness. 301 00:22:45,456 --> 00:22:47,425 Have you seen an American girl? 302 00:22:47,458 --> 00:22:50,294 A beautiful square blonde in diaphanous knickers? 303 00:22:50,328 --> 00:22:52,330 About 5'2"? 304 00:22:54,032 --> 00:22:57,401 No, no, Your Highness. 305 00:22:57,435 --> 00:23:00,839 She must be here. Search the whole place. 306 00:23:03,842 --> 00:23:05,844 I'll take, uh, this one. 307 00:23:26,230 --> 00:23:29,968 American girls bring a fortune in a Congo. 308 00:23:38,409 --> 00:23:40,344 The market survey we made last year 309 00:23:40,378 --> 00:23:43,281 disclosed a vacuum in the cement industry here in Bazma. 310 00:23:43,314 --> 00:23:44,949 The local product is grainy and-- 311 00:23:44,983 --> 00:23:48,019 Never mind the local cement. Where's that little monster? 312 00:23:48,052 --> 00:23:50,922 Mr. Stedman? Greetings. 313 00:23:53,424 --> 00:23:56,094 Where is she? Where's Pauline? 314 00:23:56,127 --> 00:23:57,528 Pauline? 315 00:23:57,561 --> 00:23:59,563 Your new school teacher from America? 316 00:23:59,597 --> 00:24:02,066 Oh, that Pauline. 317 00:24:02,100 --> 00:24:04,835 She never got here. She fell off the boat. 318 00:24:06,537 --> 00:24:08,006 Then what's this? 319 00:24:08,672 --> 00:24:10,174 Where is she? 320 00:24:10,208 --> 00:24:11,910 What have you done to her? 321 00:24:22,620 --> 00:24:25,323 Wall me up, will you, you, you gangster! 322 00:24:25,356 --> 00:24:26,566 You're under house arrest. 323 00:24:26,590 --> 00:24:29,627 And no harem till you're 35. 324 00:24:29,660 --> 00:24:32,596 Ow! You hurt my nose. 325 00:24:35,433 --> 00:24:38,302 Mr. Stedman. Greetings. 326 00:24:38,336 --> 00:24:41,405 Now, how's our oil company doing in Wall Street? 327 00:24:41,439 --> 00:24:44,475 Never mind Wall Street, produce Pauline at once 328 00:24:44,508 --> 00:24:47,245 or you'll lose your oil, and your country. 329 00:24:47,278 --> 00:24:50,414 Your Majesty, news of the American tutor. 330 00:24:50,448 --> 00:24:52,650 She's on her way to the Congo to be sold to Bamba 331 00:24:52,683 --> 00:24:54,418 the-the white Pygmy chieftain 332 00:24:54,452 --> 00:24:56,087 in exchange for his hoard of ivory. 333 00:24:57,989 --> 00:24:59,557 I could draw up a writ of replevin 334 00:24:59,590 --> 00:25:01,192 but who would sign it? 335 00:25:01,225 --> 00:25:03,661 Forget that, we'll take the king's halftrack 336 00:25:03,694 --> 00:25:06,230 to the Zambezi River, then on by canoe. 337 00:25:26,684 --> 00:25:28,719 Residence of Mr. Willie Sten Martin. 338 00:25:28,752 --> 00:25:31,155 Noted white hunter. 339 00:25:31,189 --> 00:25:33,191 I'll see if he's in. 340 00:25:35,126 --> 00:25:37,061 Telephone, bwana. 341 00:25:37,095 --> 00:25:38,662 I'm having my dinner. 342 00:25:40,564 --> 00:25:42,433 What is my dinner? 343 00:25:42,466 --> 00:25:45,736 Nice zebra steak, fried in monkey fat. 344 00:25:45,769 --> 00:25:48,372 Again? 345 00:25:48,406 --> 00:25:51,642 Zebra, zebra, zebra. 346 00:25:51,675 --> 00:25:54,245 Can't you cook anything else but zebra? 347 00:26:01,052 --> 00:26:02,486 Sten Martin here. 348 00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:04,188 This is Prince Benji. 349 00:26:04,222 --> 00:26:05,456 Oh, yes, Your Highness. 350 00:26:07,425 --> 00:26:08,659 I have a job for you. 351 00:26:08,692 --> 00:26:11,162 I will pay you a princely fortune. 352 00:26:11,195 --> 00:26:14,165 An American girl named Pauline is about to be sold to Bamba. 353 00:26:14,198 --> 00:26:16,500 Get her and bring her back to me. 354 00:26:16,534 --> 00:26:19,070 Yes. Yes, sir. 355 00:26:21,505 --> 00:26:24,408 Get my muzzer, I'm going upriver. 356 00:26:38,789 --> 00:26:40,624 Uh, look, what you're getting. 357 00:26:40,658 --> 00:26:43,227 She's a beautiful American blonde. 358 00:26:43,261 --> 00:26:46,164 She's a hardworking orphan. 359 00:26:46,197 --> 00:26:49,433 And she doesn't belong to the Peace Corps. 360 00:26:49,467 --> 00:26:52,336 Okay, I make deal. 361 00:26:54,805 --> 00:26:57,675 You new queen, sit on throne. 362 00:27:00,644 --> 00:27:01,645 Ah. 363 00:27:03,614 --> 00:27:05,116 Oh, thank you very much 364 00:27:05,149 --> 00:27:07,151 but, uh, I'm afraid I'm too big for it. 365 00:27:07,185 --> 00:27:09,787 You see, I'm 34-22-34. 366 00:27:20,864 --> 00:27:23,701 You drink then you'll be little like us. 367 00:27:23,734 --> 00:27:28,272 17-11-17. 368 00:28:06,244 --> 00:28:08,379 No wonder the prince wanted you back. 369 00:28:08,412 --> 00:28:11,715 You're 34-22-34. 370 00:28:11,749 --> 00:28:14,118 Just right for short safari. 371 00:28:14,152 --> 00:28:15,753 Benji will never see you again. 372 00:28:18,689 --> 00:28:20,258 Where am I? 373 00:28:20,291 --> 00:28:22,126 You're on the great, great green greasy banks 374 00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:24,162 of the Zambezi River. 375 00:28:24,195 --> 00:28:26,397 Gosh. And who are you? 376 00:28:26,430 --> 00:28:28,899 Willie Sten Martin, noted white hunter 377 00:28:28,932 --> 00:28:30,601 at your service, my dear. 378 00:28:30,634 --> 00:28:33,637 Well, I'm an American citizen looking for employment. 379 00:28:33,671 --> 00:28:36,307 Can you take me to civilization? 380 00:28:37,775 --> 00:28:40,811 White Pygmies? My canoe is just over the hills, quickly. 381 00:29:18,616 --> 00:29:21,719 Why go looking for a job when you can stay here with me? 382 00:29:21,752 --> 00:29:24,722 In my hunting lodge, below the Haiken river dam. 383 00:29:24,755 --> 00:29:26,424 You'll love it. 384 00:29:26,457 --> 00:29:28,559 Every night when the sun sets over the savannah 385 00:29:28,592 --> 00:29:32,763 I'll bring you fresh meat, hearty beasty, rhino, zebra. 386 00:29:32,796 --> 00:29:34,798 I love a nice sunset 387 00:29:34,832 --> 00:29:37,268 but I don't believe I know how to cook a zebra. 388 00:29:37,301 --> 00:29:39,503 Oh, you-you fry it in monkey fat. 389 00:29:41,339 --> 00:29:43,541 And every night after dinner, we'll sit by the fire 390 00:29:43,574 --> 00:29:46,377 and laugh along with the hyenas. 391 00:29:46,410 --> 00:29:49,713 We used to laugh so much at the foundling home. 392 00:29:49,747 --> 00:29:51,515 Sometimes we'd run out of oatmeal 393 00:29:51,549 --> 00:29:53,260 and we'd just sit around and George would tell us 394 00:29:53,284 --> 00:29:54,752 funny stories for dinner. 395 00:29:54,785 --> 00:29:57,421 Poor, unhappy child. 396 00:29:57,455 --> 00:29:59,290 You were a federal judge. 397 00:29:59,323 --> 00:30:01,992 What are the marriage laws among these natives? 398 00:30:02,025 --> 00:30:05,596 There is no divorce in the white Pygmy. 399 00:30:05,629 --> 00:30:07,765 Dear Pauline, take the word 400 00:30:07,798 --> 00:30:11,535 of a man of the world, he's abandoned you. 401 00:30:11,569 --> 00:30:13,371 What worries me is 402 00:30:13,404 --> 00:30:15,673 she must think I've abandoned her. 403 00:30:15,706 --> 00:30:18,542 He'll find me no matter where I am. 404 00:30:18,576 --> 00:30:21,745 Sometimes I feel he's just around the corner. 405 00:30:30,053 --> 00:30:32,423 Anyway, we've passed the island. 406 00:30:32,456 --> 00:30:36,594 Dangerous whirlpool ahead when the spillway of the dam is open. 407 00:30:36,627 --> 00:30:38,829 Everything comes to those who wait. 408 00:30:40,030 --> 00:30:42,866 Pauline, life is a jungle 409 00:30:42,900 --> 00:30:46,036 why go through it a lonely school teacher? 410 00:30:46,069 --> 00:30:49,840 Lonely? With so much to do in the world? 411 00:30:49,873 --> 00:30:51,442 I'll get into something. 412 00:30:51,475 --> 00:30:54,011 Urban renewal or the poverty program. 413 00:30:54,044 --> 00:30:57,715 Maybe help the blind. I could be somebody's eyes. 414 00:30:57,748 --> 00:31:00,884 No, no, Pauline, listen to me. 415 00:31:00,918 --> 00:31:02,953 I have a confession to make. 416 00:31:02,986 --> 00:31:05,923 I was to be paid a princely fortune 417 00:31:05,956 --> 00:31:07,658 to return you to Benji 418 00:31:07,691 --> 00:31:10,294 but I fell in love with you at first sight. 419 00:31:10,328 --> 00:31:11,729 Marry me, Pauline. 420 00:31:11,762 --> 00:31:13,797 Oh, thank you very much, Mr. Sten Martin 421 00:31:13,831 --> 00:31:15,433 I appreciate the offer 422 00:31:15,466 --> 00:31:17,468 but I'm engaged to George. 423 00:31:19,970 --> 00:31:22,473 Don't move and don't panic. 424 00:31:24,542 --> 00:31:26,444 Hippopotami? 425 00:31:26,477 --> 00:31:28,479 Yes, maddened with hunger. 426 00:31:28,512 --> 00:31:31,582 Keep still, I will shoot past your head. 427 00:31:35,819 --> 00:31:38,489 Now, you listen to me. I want her back. 428 00:31:38,522 --> 00:31:39,890 Do you hear? Back! 429 00:31:39,923 --> 00:31:42,460 Girl in jungle with white hunter. 430 00:31:43,794 --> 00:31:45,463 Wait a minute. 431 00:31:45,496 --> 00:31:46,664 Message coming in. 432 00:31:49,500 --> 00:31:53,604 White hunter and girl, down river 433 00:31:53,637 --> 00:31:55,973 attacked by hippos. 434 00:31:56,006 --> 00:31:58,842 Shall I wire the doge to cancel Venice? 435 00:31:58,876 --> 00:32:00,644 Negative. Back at the canoe. 436 00:32:03,414 --> 00:32:05,449 I have one more shot left. 437 00:32:08,118 --> 00:32:10,020 Mr. Sten Martin, your eyes! 438 00:32:10,053 --> 00:32:11,655 They're all black! 439 00:32:11,689 --> 00:32:12,890 I can't see. 440 00:32:12,923 --> 00:32:14,658 God, I can't see. 441 00:32:14,692 --> 00:32:16,527 T-take over. Take over. 442 00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:18,061 We're approaching white water. 443 00:32:18,095 --> 00:32:21,131 Aim for the hydroelectric plant on the right. 444 00:32:21,164 --> 00:32:24,902 I-I'll try and lower the water level. 445 00:33:51,822 --> 00:33:53,657 Where are we now? 446 00:33:53,691 --> 00:33:56,527 On the seventh floor of the New York Mercy Hospital. 447 00:33:56,560 --> 00:33:59,162 Just down the hall from the chapel. 448 00:33:59,196 --> 00:34:02,466 Pauline, I can't let you do this, 449 00:34:02,500 --> 00:34:04,134 marry a blind man. 450 00:34:04,167 --> 00:34:06,003 Well, you saved my life, Willie. 451 00:34:06,036 --> 00:34:08,005 And you gave up a princely fortune. 452 00:34:08,038 --> 00:34:10,073 It's the least I can do. 453 00:34:13,577 --> 00:34:15,613 What's the matter with him? 454 00:34:15,646 --> 00:34:19,650 He almost drowned in the great, great green greasy Zambezi River. 455 00:34:19,683 --> 00:34:22,686 His lungs are full of vicious African organisms. 456 00:34:24,054 --> 00:34:25,956 Seventh floor. 457 00:34:47,177 --> 00:34:50,681 And I now pronounce you man and-- 458 00:34:50,714 --> 00:34:53,917 Wait, you stepped over the soap. 459 00:34:55,653 --> 00:34:58,922 You can see! You tricked me! 460 00:34:58,956 --> 00:35:00,758 You're fake! 461 00:35:00,791 --> 00:35:05,162 Well, I-I was blind, but unfortunately it got better. 462 00:35:05,195 --> 00:35:06,930 You know what I think? 463 00:35:06,964 --> 00:35:09,733 A man can be out in the jungle too long 464 00:35:09,767 --> 00:35:11,569 and zebra cooked in monkey fat 465 00:35:11,602 --> 00:35:13,236 could have something to do with it too. 466 00:35:13,270 --> 00:35:16,173 That's right, it twisted my mind. 467 00:35:16,206 --> 00:35:18,241 I understand you, Willie, 468 00:35:18,275 --> 00:35:20,544 but I don't love you. 469 00:35:20,578 --> 00:35:22,713 Marry me anyway, Pauline. 470 00:35:22,746 --> 00:35:24,782 I'll do anything. 471 00:35:24,815 --> 00:35:27,818 I'll really go blind. 472 00:35:27,851 --> 00:35:31,221 Come, my son, I'll take you to the psychiatric ward 473 00:35:31,254 --> 00:35:33,256 in the annex. 474 00:35:43,100 --> 00:35:45,268 Mrs. Carruthers? 475 00:35:45,302 --> 00:35:48,639 Pauline! Oh! 476 00:35:48,672 --> 00:35:50,608 What are you doing scrubbing floors? 477 00:35:50,641 --> 00:35:52,351 Why aren't you at the Baskerville Foundling Home? 478 00:35:52,375 --> 00:35:54,712 It's a bowling alley now. 479 00:35:54,745 --> 00:35:56,880 Oh, I could've stayed down as a pinsetter 480 00:35:56,914 --> 00:36:00,083 but I'm not as agile as I used to be. 481 00:36:03,020 --> 00:36:05,122 I know, the apple of Arabia. 482 00:36:05,155 --> 00:36:08,025 It'll buy a new foundling home, if I can get it off my finger. 483 00:36:08,058 --> 00:36:10,060 Stick it in that soapy bucket. 484 00:36:14,865 --> 00:36:17,234 Isn't it wonderful, Mrs. Carruthers? 485 00:36:17,267 --> 00:36:19,637 Something good comes out of everything. 486 00:36:19,670 --> 00:36:23,807 Oh, Pauline, you are a sweet girl. 487 00:36:23,841 --> 00:36:27,645 All the orphans will praise your name. 488 00:36:27,678 --> 00:36:29,813 Oh, please, Mrs. Carruthers, couldn't we call it 489 00:36:29,847 --> 00:36:32,950 the George Stedman Foundling Home? 490 00:36:37,154 --> 00:36:41,324 Pauline, there's something I must tell you. 491 00:36:41,358 --> 00:36:43,961 Two days after you left, George came back. 492 00:36:43,994 --> 00:36:47,330 He did? Well, where is he? Where'd he go? 493 00:36:47,364 --> 00:36:51,068 To find you. Just as you always hoped. 494 00:36:51,101 --> 00:36:54,872 He's rented Venice for your honeymoon. 495 00:36:54,905 --> 00:36:56,606 Venice? 496 00:37:09,887 --> 00:37:12,856 George? George! 497 00:37:12,890 --> 00:37:15,793 Oh, George. Is it really you? 498 00:37:18,896 --> 00:37:20,263 Pauline. 499 00:37:20,297 --> 00:37:22,365 You're so pale. 500 00:37:22,399 --> 00:37:26,069 You're so, so beautiful. 501 00:37:26,103 --> 00:37:28,238 Did I bloom, George? 502 00:37:28,271 --> 00:37:29,707 Am I a daffodil? 503 00:37:30,974 --> 00:37:32,375 A whole bouquet. 504 00:37:33,977 --> 00:37:36,313 Now, we'll be together always, won't we? 505 00:37:36,346 --> 00:37:39,049 Always, Pauline. Don't touch him. 506 00:37:39,082 --> 00:37:41,819 He's full of vicious African organisms. 507 00:37:43,386 --> 00:37:46,957 What're his chances? One in a million. 508 00:37:46,990 --> 00:37:49,292 Does he know? 509 00:37:49,326 --> 00:37:51,661 He was told when we came through customs. 510 00:37:54,865 --> 00:37:56,767 It's almost spring, George. 511 00:37:58,335 --> 00:38:01,138 It's just, it's just a common cold, Pauline. 512 00:38:01,171 --> 00:38:03,140 They have wonderful wonder drugs now. 513 00:38:04,942 --> 00:38:08,245 Of course, I-I'll be up and around in no time. 514 00:38:08,278 --> 00:38:10,447 Then we'll go to Venice? 515 00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:14,718 Yes, I'll, I'll buy the Piazza San Marco, 516 00:38:14,752 --> 00:38:16,754 turn it into a playground for the children. 517 00:38:18,188 --> 00:38:20,657 Oh, the tragedy of it all. 518 00:38:26,930 --> 00:38:29,066 We've waited so long, George. 519 00:38:29,099 --> 00:38:31,034 A few more days won't matter. 520 00:38:31,068 --> 00:38:32,402 Of course not, Pauline. 521 00:38:32,435 --> 00:38:35,405 I'll see you in a little while. 522 00:38:35,438 --> 00:38:37,775 Oh, oh, Pauline! 523 00:38:37,808 --> 00:38:39,509 One in a million. 524 00:38:39,542 --> 00:38:42,112 No, he's good and kind. 525 00:38:42,145 --> 00:38:44,782 He'll be the one in a million. 526 00:38:44,815 --> 00:38:46,750 Oh, George, I'll nurse you back to health. 527 00:38:48,018 --> 00:38:49,519 You're kind and good, Pauline. 528 00:38:49,552 --> 00:38:51,054 But first, I'll need some white shoes 529 00:38:51,088 --> 00:38:52,265 a starchy white dress, and a-- 530 00:38:52,289 --> 00:38:54,291 If anything happens to me 531 00:38:54,324 --> 00:38:57,127 you'll be the richest woman in the world. 532 00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:59,029 I wonder if Gimbels is still open? 533 00:39:19,016 --> 00:39:20,383 Pauline! 534 00:39:27,290 --> 00:39:29,860 Did you see that? Right into the sewer. 535 00:39:29,893 --> 00:39:31,528 Where does it come out? 536 00:39:31,561 --> 00:39:33,864 Somewhere in the dark Atlantic. 537 00:39:50,413 --> 00:39:52,315 Stafford. 538 00:39:52,349 --> 00:39:54,217 Yes, sir? 539 00:39:54,251 --> 00:39:57,387 Break off a piece of that fresh seaweed. 540 00:39:57,420 --> 00:39:59,022 Good for my thyroid. 541 00:39:59,056 --> 00:40:01,124 Yes, Mr. Coleman. 542 00:40:13,403 --> 00:40:16,273 Gosh! Where am I? 543 00:40:16,306 --> 00:40:17,540 You've washed ashore 544 00:40:17,574 --> 00:40:20,143 on the impregnable estate of Casper Coleman. 545 00:40:20,177 --> 00:40:21,979 The second richest man in the world. 546 00:40:22,012 --> 00:40:23,413 Who are you? 547 00:40:23,446 --> 00:40:25,082 My name is Pauline. 548 00:40:25,115 --> 00:40:26,984 I'm engaged to George Stedman, 549 00:40:27,017 --> 00:40:28,886 the richest man in the world. 550 00:40:28,919 --> 00:40:31,188 Get her into the house, Stafford. 551 00:40:31,221 --> 00:40:35,158 Yes. Uh, call Dr. Reinhardt. 552 00:40:35,192 --> 00:40:36,994 Uh, yes, sir. 553 00:40:42,132 --> 00:40:45,268 You see, I would've taken her in still. 554 00:40:45,302 --> 00:40:46,603 Please. Ho-honestly. 555 00:40:46,636 --> 00:40:49,606 Face it, man. You're 18 years too late. 556 00:40:49,639 --> 00:40:52,509 The group is right, it's impossible to come between them. 557 00:40:52,542 --> 00:40:56,179 Their love is, if you pardon the word, sacred. 558 00:40:56,213 --> 00:40:59,182 Now, if their love is sacred, 559 00:40:59,216 --> 00:41:01,318 mine shall be profane. 560 00:41:01,351 --> 00:41:04,454 Sten Martin, get a hold of yourself. Out of my way. 561 00:41:04,487 --> 00:41:07,090 I want her, I need her 562 00:41:07,124 --> 00:41:09,226 and I'm going to have her. 563 00:41:21,138 --> 00:41:23,373 It can't be true, Thorpe. It can't be true. 564 00:41:23,406 --> 00:41:26,309 Try to be calm, sir. You're full of wonderful wonder drugs. 565 00:41:26,343 --> 00:41:29,012 How can I... How can I stay calm? 566 00:41:29,046 --> 00:41:32,382 I want every sewer searched, every coastline dragged. 567 00:41:32,415 --> 00:41:34,417 I've got to find Pauline. 568 00:41:35,986 --> 00:41:38,055 Where is she? Where is she? 569 00:41:45,628 --> 00:41:47,998 Much better today. Uh-huh. 570 00:41:48,031 --> 00:41:51,234 Just rest and keep warm. Alright! 571 00:41:51,268 --> 00:41:53,436 Go on, my dear, what happened next? 572 00:41:53,470 --> 00:41:57,407 Well, then I fell into this manhole and the next thing I knew 573 00:41:57,440 --> 00:41:59,309 I was emptied into the dark Atlantic. 574 00:41:59,342 --> 00:42:01,611 What a brave girl, sir. 575 00:42:01,644 --> 00:42:06,939 Oh, I'm not brave, I'm just lucky. George is the brave one. 576 00:42:07,282 --> 00:42:09,211 May I use your telephone to call the hospital? 577 00:42:09,290 --> 00:42:11,021 I'll reverse the charges. 578 00:42:11,054 --> 00:42:12,455 Yesterday, my dear, 579 00:42:12,489 --> 00:42:14,157 while you were under sedation, 580 00:42:14,191 --> 00:42:16,393 I checked on his condition. 581 00:42:16,426 --> 00:42:19,462 He's in a coma, and taking no calls. 582 00:42:19,496 --> 00:42:22,665 And now, my dear, you'll need a little nap before lunch. 583 00:42:22,699 --> 00:42:24,434 Nurse! 584 00:42:26,103 --> 00:42:28,105 Take Pauline to her room. 585 00:42:30,540 --> 00:42:34,277 But, sir, the hospital said George Stedman had made a remarkable recovery. 586 00:42:34,311 --> 00:42:35,826 He's convalescing at home. 587 00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:38,515 I couldn't tell her that, you idiot, she'd go to him. 588 00:42:38,548 --> 00:42:41,084 I want that courage and gallantry, 589 00:42:41,118 --> 00:42:43,220 and I'm going to have it. 590 00:42:43,253 --> 00:42:46,623 But, sir, you're 99 and a half years old. 591 00:42:46,656 --> 00:42:48,992 You subsist on cookies and mother's milk. 592 00:42:50,793 --> 00:42:53,130 It's not for myself. 593 00:42:53,163 --> 00:42:56,266 I'm going to marry her to my grandson, Dwayne. 594 00:42:56,299 --> 00:42:59,969 Bring in my grandson! Bring in his grandson. 595 00:43:08,111 --> 00:43:09,579 That's my grandson. 596 00:43:09,612 --> 00:43:11,348 Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk. 597 00:43:11,381 --> 00:43:14,684 Yeah, wedding bells for you, my lad. 598 00:43:14,717 --> 00:43:17,587 Wedding bells. Mm-hmm. You'd like that, huh? 599 00:43:17,620 --> 00:43:20,757 Wouldn't you? Huh? 600 00:43:20,790 --> 00:43:23,560 But the disparity in their ages, sir. 601 00:43:23,593 --> 00:43:26,263 Pauline is 19 whereas Dwayne is only one. 602 00:43:26,296 --> 00:43:28,498 When he's 21, she'll be 40. 603 00:43:30,567 --> 00:43:33,770 Reinhardt! You're the head of my laboratories. 604 00:43:33,803 --> 00:43:36,306 Think of a solution. 605 00:43:36,339 --> 00:43:39,342 It's quite simple. Freeze her. 606 00:43:39,376 --> 00:43:41,511 Freeze her? I don't follow. 607 00:43:41,544 --> 00:43:44,814 The girl is 19, your grandson, one. 608 00:43:44,847 --> 00:43:49,386 Freeze her for 25 years, then your heirs will thaw her out. 609 00:43:49,419 --> 00:43:54,491 By then Dwayne will be 26, and Pauline still a blushing 19. 610 00:43:56,226 --> 00:43:58,561 We can use the lab right across the hall. 611 00:43:58,595 --> 00:44:03,333 Of course, we need her consent. Oh, yes, yes, yes. 612 00:44:03,366 --> 00:44:05,468 We'll put something in her tea. 613 00:44:18,181 --> 00:44:19,549 Drink your tea, my dear. 614 00:44:22,385 --> 00:44:25,822 Mm! It's delicious. Thank you. 615 00:44:25,855 --> 00:44:29,792 We used to drink lots of tea at the Baskerville Foundling Home. 616 00:44:29,826 --> 00:44:33,496 On chilly afternoons like this, George would make a big pot 617 00:44:33,530 --> 00:44:36,833 and we'd all have a cup before taking our naps. 618 00:44:36,866 --> 00:44:39,302 He said the sugar would give us sweet dreams. 619 00:44:39,336 --> 00:44:41,371 Gosh, I feel sleepy already. 620 00:44:44,141 --> 00:44:45,442 To the laboratory. 621 00:44:51,581 --> 00:44:54,684 My crews have crawled through every sewer in New York, sir. 622 00:44:54,717 --> 00:44:57,626 I've dredged every inch of the Atlantic coastline, 623 00:44:57,651 --> 00:44:59,622 and there's no trace of Pauline. 624 00:44:59,656 --> 00:45:03,726 Well, crawl and dredge some more. I want her found, do you hear? 625 00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:05,228 Yes, sir. 626 00:45:12,535 --> 00:45:14,204 Stedman speaking. 627 00:45:16,473 --> 00:45:18,608 For you. Thank you, sir. 628 00:45:18,641 --> 00:45:20,510 This is Thorpe. 629 00:45:20,543 --> 00:45:23,580 Oh, hello, Stafford. 630 00:45:23,613 --> 00:45:24,781 Why, yes, we are. 631 00:45:26,783 --> 00:45:29,186 She is? I don't... I can't believe it. 632 00:45:30,587 --> 00:45:34,191 Yes. Yes, I'll tell him. 633 00:45:34,224 --> 00:45:36,659 Thank you, Stafford. Goodbye. 634 00:45:36,693 --> 00:45:38,828 Tell me what? Who was that? 635 00:45:38,861 --> 00:45:41,130 Caspar Coleman's male secretary. 636 00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:46,603 Pauline washed ashore on the old tycoon's private beach. 637 00:45:46,932 --> 00:45:49,906 He plans to marry her to his grandson. 638 00:45:49,939 --> 00:45:53,843 But that's ridiculous. His grandson's only one year old. 639 00:45:53,876 --> 00:45:56,313 He solved that problem. 640 00:45:56,346 --> 00:45:58,381 He's reducing Pauline to a state of torpor 641 00:45:58,415 --> 00:46:00,783 and then freezing her for 25 years. 642 00:46:02,552 --> 00:46:04,887 That monster. I don't think it's legal. 643 00:46:04,921 --> 00:46:08,191 But on the other hand, the estate is impregnable. 644 00:46:08,225 --> 00:46:11,894 If Stafford works for Coleman, why did he confess to you? 645 00:46:11,928 --> 00:46:15,265 There is a secret confraternity between male secretaries, sir. 646 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,603 Twenty-five years! 647 00:46:20,637 --> 00:46:24,374 I'll be 50, she'll be still sweet 19. 648 00:46:24,407 --> 00:46:27,377 January and June marriages are sometimes the happiest, sir. 649 00:46:31,881 --> 00:46:35,318 Get me the head of my laboratories. 650 00:46:35,352 --> 00:46:38,621 She catches cold so easily, Thorpe, do you know that? 651 00:46:38,655 --> 00:46:40,857 She had pneumonia once, 652 00:46:40,890 --> 00:46:44,294 and I rubbed her back with goose grease. 653 00:46:44,327 --> 00:46:46,363 Just that thought of her shivering in that ice... 654 00:46:48,265 --> 00:46:50,833 Doctor, yes. Stedman. 655 00:46:50,867 --> 00:46:53,570 How soon can I be frozen up for 25 years? 656 00:46:53,603 --> 00:46:55,805 Almost immediately. 657 00:46:55,838 --> 00:47:00,543 It's a simple technique, much like making an ice cube in your refrigerator. 658 00:47:00,577 --> 00:47:02,412 Uh, may I ask, why you? 659 00:47:02,445 --> 00:47:04,647 No, doctor, yes, you may not. 660 00:47:04,681 --> 00:47:06,483 Just get things ready, I'll be right along. 661 00:47:06,516 --> 00:47:09,319 But-but the risks, sir, the danger to your life. 662 00:47:12,389 --> 00:47:16,793 Without Pauline... life is just not worth living. 663 00:47:18,695 --> 00:47:20,897 Just think, Thorpe... 664 00:47:20,930 --> 00:47:25,335 in 25 years I'll be just like I am now 665 00:47:25,368 --> 00:47:28,871 and she'll be just like she is, as fresh and beautiful as ever. 666 00:47:30,072 --> 00:47:32,609 It'll be a bright brand new world. 667 00:47:38,648 --> 00:47:40,750 Sir, I have a request to make. 668 00:47:40,783 --> 00:47:45,021 May I have the honor of freezing up by your side? 669 00:47:45,054 --> 00:47:49,826 Thank you, Thorpe, but someone must stay behind to run the empire. 670 00:47:52,762 --> 00:47:55,465 But, sir, I don't have your razor sharp mind. 671 00:47:58,868 --> 00:48:01,604 Ah, we're ready, Mr. Stedman, just step over here. 672 00:48:04,674 --> 00:48:07,510 If you'll just lie down inside and make yourself comfortable. 673 00:48:10,713 --> 00:48:15,084 Oh. Your certified check for a million dollars, sir. 674 00:48:15,117 --> 00:48:17,387 You'll need some spending money when you wake up. 675 00:48:18,855 --> 00:48:20,757 Any last minute instructions, sir? 676 00:48:20,790 --> 00:48:25,328 If Pauline thaws out before I do, keep an eye on her. 677 00:48:25,362 --> 00:48:27,530 Yes, sir. Proceed, doctor. 678 00:48:56,158 --> 00:48:57,527 Goodbye, sir. 679 00:48:58,895 --> 00:49:00,963 Goodbye, sir! 680 00:49:00,997 --> 00:49:04,634 Not goodbye, Thorpe, just adios. 681 00:49:22,452 --> 00:49:24,053 What's happening to her now? 682 00:49:24,086 --> 00:49:27,857 She is just descending into a state of torpor. 683 00:49:27,890 --> 00:49:30,427 Fill the container with tap water. 684 00:49:48,511 --> 00:49:50,680 Mr. Coleman. Ah! 685 00:49:50,713 --> 00:49:53,115 A visitor, sir. Mr. Adal Folsom. 686 00:49:53,149 --> 00:49:55,051 He says that after George Stedman and yourself 687 00:49:55,084 --> 00:49:57,019 he's the richest man in the world. 688 00:49:57,053 --> 00:49:59,622 Folsom? 689 00:49:59,656 --> 00:50:02,625 Reinhardt, go on with the freezing, I'll be back. 690 00:50:52,575 --> 00:50:56,178 Stafford, mother's milk for two. Yes, sir. 691 00:50:56,212 --> 00:50:58,581 Well, Folsom, come, come, come, I've only got a minute. 692 00:51:00,550 --> 00:51:01,918 If you are who you say you are, 693 00:51:01,951 --> 00:51:03,986 how come I've never heard of you? 694 00:51:04,020 --> 00:51:08,925 Well, let's say I'm somewhat of a recluse. People annoy me. 695 00:51:08,958 --> 00:51:14,531 That's why I spend most of my time on my estate in furthermost Canada. 696 00:51:14,743 --> 00:51:19,602 And I have a little proposition for you as I'm making one of my rare visits. 697 00:51:19,636 --> 00:51:22,739 Furthermost Canada? Uh-huh. 698 00:51:22,772 --> 00:51:24,741 How'd you get to money? 699 00:51:24,774 --> 00:51:27,076 Well, suffice it to say that my mother 700 00:51:27,109 --> 00:51:30,813 was the very good friend of late tzar of Kuwait. 701 00:51:30,847 --> 00:51:33,282 The tzar? Himself? Yeah. 702 00:51:33,315 --> 00:51:37,053 Hm, well. Hmm. 703 00:51:37,086 --> 00:51:39,021 What's your proposition? 704 00:51:39,055 --> 00:51:41,624 I understand you have a grandson. 705 00:51:41,658 --> 00:51:46,629 How would you like him to be the richest man in the world? 706 00:51:46,663 --> 00:51:49,632 How could he be as long as that George Stedman is around? 707 00:51:49,666 --> 00:51:53,770 A-ha. Thank you. 708 00:51:53,803 --> 00:51:58,007 You see, my daughter-in-law has just presented me with a granddaughter. 709 00:51:58,040 --> 00:52:01,678 Now, you're the second richest man in the world, I am the third richest. 710 00:52:01,711 --> 00:52:05,281 Their betrothal would combine the two fortunes. 711 00:52:09,151 --> 00:52:12,689 Stafford, let the little blonde go. 712 00:52:12,722 --> 00:52:13,956 Yes, sir. 713 00:52:18,828 --> 00:52:21,097 Unfreeze the blonde, Coleman's orders. 714 00:52:21,130 --> 00:52:23,065 It may be too late. 715 00:52:37,947 --> 00:52:40,683 Eh, a toast to the youngsters, eh? Ah! 716 00:52:40,717 --> 00:52:42,919 Eh, what is your granddaughter's name? 717 00:52:42,952 --> 00:52:46,823 Eh, Henrietta. To Dwayne and Henrietta. 718 00:52:46,856 --> 00:52:49,626 The richest young couple in the world. Ah. 719 00:52:54,030 --> 00:52:55,331 What did you say this was? 720 00:52:55,364 --> 00:52:57,266 That is mother's milk. 721 00:52:57,299 --> 00:52:59,201 I'm 99 and a half. 722 00:53:01,003 --> 00:53:03,105 Is this tea? I think I'd prefer this. 723 00:53:03,139 --> 00:53:04,841 Oh-Oh, well, it's not tea exactly. 724 00:53:04,874 --> 00:53:07,109 It's-it's-it's... Oh, dear! 725 00:53:07,143 --> 00:53:09,879 Oh! Thank you. Ah! 726 00:53:09,912 --> 00:53:11,881 Delicious, thank you. 727 00:53:11,914 --> 00:53:14,283 You were saying just now, something about 728 00:53:14,316 --> 00:53:17,319 letting a little blonde go. 729 00:53:17,353 --> 00:53:20,122 Well, between you and me, 730 00:53:20,156 --> 00:53:24,360 it gets rather cold and lonely up there in far-flung Canada 731 00:53:24,393 --> 00:53:30,366 and I was just wondering whether you might consider passing her over to me. 732 00:53:30,399 --> 00:53:31,768 I, uh... 733 00:53:56,125 --> 00:54:00,029 Third richest man in the world, are you? Imposter! 734 00:54:02,464 --> 00:54:05,401 He's well and waiting for you. Oh, I knew he'd be the one in a million. 735 00:54:05,434 --> 00:54:08,838 Now, once out the main gate, you turn left and catch a green bus to Corriere. 736 00:54:08,871 --> 00:54:10,424 Eh, here's, uh, some money for your fare. 737 00:54:10,449 --> 00:54:11,230 Oh, thank you. 738 00:54:11,269 --> 00:54:12,180 Stafford! 739 00:54:12,205 --> 00:54:14,911 Oh-oh! The address is 163, Park Avenue, now go. 740 00:54:14,944 --> 00:54:17,013 Stafford! Guards! Guards! 741 00:54:18,480 --> 00:54:20,883 Stafford, where are you? 742 00:54:20,917 --> 00:54:23,853 I must have dozed off. How very rude of me. 743 00:54:23,964 --> 00:54:25,596 Now, about the blonde... 744 00:54:25,886 --> 00:54:29,258 Stafford! Pauline, the little blonde. Where is she? 745 00:54:29,291 --> 00:54:32,294 Unfrozen, sir, and gone. Gone! Gone! In which direction? 746 00:54:32,328 --> 00:54:33,896 Guards! Seize this imposter. 747 00:54:33,930 --> 00:54:36,432 Work him over, then toss him over the wall. 748 00:54:38,735 --> 00:54:40,112 Which way did she go? Come on, tell me. 749 00:54:44,273 --> 00:54:44,982 Pauline! 750 00:54:45,007 --> 00:54:47,109 I caught a green bus, and got here as fast I could. 751 00:54:47,143 --> 00:54:48,166 Where's George? 752 00:54:48,236 --> 00:54:51,422 But Casper Coleman froze you for 25 years. 753 00:54:51,447 --> 00:54:54,050 Yes, but I'm 98.6 now. 754 00:54:54,367 --> 00:54:56,933 Besides, it was just an old man's love for his grandson, Dwayne. 755 00:54:56,981 --> 00:54:57,995 Where's George? 756 00:54:58,020 --> 00:55:01,490 I can't wait to see him. He's in here. 757 00:55:08,965 --> 00:55:11,100 This may be a bit difficult, my dear. 758 00:55:13,269 --> 00:55:14,971 Brace yourself. 759 00:55:17,139 --> 00:55:18,975 But where's George? 760 00:55:26,548 --> 00:55:28,918 George! 761 00:55:28,951 --> 00:55:30,068 But why? 762 00:55:30,466 --> 00:55:33,956 When he heard your were frozen, he made the decision himself. 763 00:55:33,990 --> 00:55:37,359 He didn't want to burden you with his declining years. 764 00:55:37,393 --> 00:55:42,098 I offered to freeze up by his side, but someone had to run the empire. 765 00:55:44,033 --> 00:55:48,204 Well, did he say anything else, about me? 766 00:55:48,237 --> 00:55:50,873 He said... 767 00:55:50,907 --> 00:55:54,376 "Life without my Pauline is not worth living. 768 00:55:54,410 --> 00:55:55,823 "Twenty-five years from now, 769 00:55:55,848 --> 00:55:58,547 I'll be just as I am and she'll be just as she is. 770 00:55:58,580 --> 00:56:01,550 "As fresh and beautiful as ever. 771 00:56:01,583 --> 00:56:04,053 And it'll be a brand new bright world." 772 00:56:05,587 --> 00:56:07,556 Oh, George! 773 00:56:07,589 --> 00:56:09,859 It will be a brand new world. 774 00:56:10,927 --> 00:56:13,129 Only... 775 00:56:13,162 --> 00:56:18,467 Only in 25 years, I'll be 44, and he'll be only 25. 776 00:56:18,500 --> 00:56:21,904 January-June marriages are sometimes the happiest. 777 00:56:21,938 --> 00:56:24,506 Oh, no! Get an ice pick. Quick, turn on the oven. 778 00:56:24,540 --> 00:56:26,909 No, my dear, a rapid thaw would kill him. 779 00:56:32,248 --> 00:56:35,517 Twenty-five years isn't so long, George. 780 00:56:35,644 --> 00:56:40,113 I'll get a comfortable chair, and some good books, and we'll read them together. 781 00:56:40,403 --> 00:56:45,837 He could be defrosted slowly, a little everyday, preferably by sunlight. 782 00:56:45,862 --> 00:56:48,931 Yes, a warm climate. But where and how? 783 00:56:48,965 --> 00:56:52,001 The mean temperature in the Gulf of Aden is 130 degrees. 784 00:56:52,034 --> 00:56:53,759 I'll order the schooner out of mothballs. 785 00:56:53,784 --> 00:56:55,137 Yes, yes. 786 00:56:55,354 --> 00:56:59,175 Oh, George, it will be a brand new world. 787 00:57:02,278 --> 00:57:03,579 Here you go. 788 00:57:08,050 --> 00:57:10,552 It's delicious. What is it? Port? 789 00:57:10,586 --> 00:57:13,622 It's vanilla extract. Sorry. 790 00:57:13,655 --> 00:57:16,225 Oh, it was good. 791 00:57:16,258 --> 00:57:21,030 You know, you weren't around when she was left on the doorstep. 792 00:57:21,063 --> 00:57:24,566 So what? I was left on a doorstep. 793 00:57:26,969 --> 00:57:28,404 I'm still here. 794 00:57:49,191 --> 00:57:52,294 And that's the end of chapter 3, George. 795 00:57:52,328 --> 00:57:54,997 Golly, these people have long names. 796 00:57:56,966 --> 00:57:59,168 Chapter 4. 797 00:57:59,201 --> 00:58:02,038 "Lara laid feverish and half conscious 798 00:58:02,071 --> 00:58:05,441 "in Feliciata Seminova's bed. 799 00:58:05,474 --> 00:58:09,511 "The Sventytskis, the servants and Doctor Zhivago were talking... 800 00:58:09,545 --> 00:58:12,281 And sell the copper, then after Wall Street closes 801 00:58:12,314 --> 00:58:15,584 merge the Detroit plant with Montreal Electronics. 802 00:58:15,617 --> 00:58:17,219 Thorpe, out. 803 00:58:23,192 --> 00:58:26,662 That's all for today, my dear. He's beginning to drip. 804 00:58:26,695 --> 00:58:29,131 We'll finish the chapter tomorrow, George. 805 00:58:35,504 --> 00:58:37,506 Where are we today? 806 00:58:37,539 --> 00:58:41,643 Approaching the Mediterranean, just off the coast of Brittany. 807 00:58:41,677 --> 00:58:43,946 Hmm, better break out your sou'wester. 808 00:58:43,980 --> 00:58:46,482 Captain says we're heading into rough weather. 809 00:59:24,460 --> 00:59:26,974 There's a roaring fire in the main salon, my dear. 810 00:59:26,999 --> 00:59:28,390 Shall we go below? 811 00:59:28,424 --> 00:59:30,592 I-I just hope he isn't seasick. 812 00:59:30,626 --> 00:59:34,030 A gastric disturbance is impossible in the state of torpor. 813 00:59:49,278 --> 00:59:51,280 Are you sure those ropes will hold? 814 00:59:51,313 --> 00:59:52,614 I checked them myself, my dear. 815 00:59:52,648 --> 00:59:54,550 Now, come below, you're getting drenched. 816 00:59:57,353 --> 00:59:58,687 Look! 817 01:00:05,261 --> 01:00:07,663 Oh, George, wait for me. No, no! 818 01:00:07,696 --> 01:00:09,565 Easy. Easy! Let go of me. 819 01:00:09,598 --> 01:00:12,334 Please, please, let me go with George. 820 01:00:12,368 --> 01:00:15,771 Let go of me. Please. Please, let me go. 821 01:00:15,804 --> 01:00:17,439 Calm down, my dear. 822 01:00:17,473 --> 01:00:19,475 Ah! Easy. Oh! 823 01:00:21,510 --> 01:00:22,336 Break free, miss! 824 01:00:22,361 --> 01:00:24,546 Girl, you want to wind up in Davy Jones' locker? 825 01:00:24,580 --> 01:00:27,116 Anywhere, as long as I'm with George. 826 01:00:27,149 --> 01:00:28,584 Can't we put off our boat? 827 01:00:28,617 --> 01:00:30,752 Not in this weather, the bowers are still falling. 828 01:00:30,786 --> 01:00:33,222 Oh! Now, come below. 829 01:00:33,255 --> 01:00:36,092 Please. Please, let me go. 830 01:00:36,125 --> 01:00:39,095 Oh, keep your spirits up, George. 831 01:00:39,128 --> 01:00:41,730 You'll wash ashore somewhere. 832 01:00:41,763 --> 01:00:44,833 Oh! 833 01:01:05,487 --> 01:01:08,690 Closing Dow Jones' averages, up 6.5. 834 01:01:08,724 --> 01:01:10,692 You made $3 million before lunch. 835 01:01:10,726 --> 01:01:13,495 Mr. Stedman would be proud of you. 836 01:01:13,529 --> 01:01:15,097 Money. 837 01:01:15,131 --> 01:01:18,734 What is money without love? 838 01:01:18,767 --> 01:01:21,737 I can't go on, Thorpe. 839 01:01:21,770 --> 01:01:24,473 What you need is a change of scene. 840 01:01:24,506 --> 01:01:27,709 Somewhere where you can meet some nice young swingers. 841 01:01:27,743 --> 01:01:29,411 Somewhere like the Riviera. 842 01:01:29,445 --> 01:01:32,414 He's alive, Thorpe, I know it. 843 01:01:32,448 --> 01:01:37,586 He's some place, somewhere... just floating around. 844 01:01:46,562 --> 01:01:51,700 Your love may be sacred, but I'm here now and you're here. 845 01:01:51,733 --> 01:01:53,435 You'll never get Pauline. 846 01:01:53,469 --> 01:01:56,372 Never, never, never, never, never, never, never! 847 01:01:56,405 --> 01:01:57,739 Huh! What am I doing? 848 01:01:57,773 --> 01:02:00,176 Ahh! Huh! 849 01:02:00,209 --> 01:02:02,244 You're my lifeboat. 850 01:02:03,312 --> 01:02:05,381 I must be going crackers. 851 01:02:05,414 --> 01:02:08,317 This blasted sun! 852 01:02:33,975 --> 01:02:36,578 The French Riviera. 853 01:02:42,451 --> 01:02:46,688 Thrash! Thrash! Immature thrash. 854 01:02:46,722 --> 01:02:48,757 How can I follow my greatest epic? 855 01:02:48,790 --> 01:02:51,593 "Life Equals Two and a Half" with a story like this 856 01:02:51,627 --> 01:02:53,662 where innocence triumphs? 857 01:02:53,695 --> 01:02:55,897 Innocence has never triumphed in Frandisi film. 858 01:02:55,931 --> 01:02:58,834 You know that. Don't-don't you know that? 859 01:02:58,867 --> 01:03:01,603 Wait a minute. 860 01:03:01,637 --> 01:03:04,440 Maybe, uh, we can switch it around. 861 01:03:04,473 --> 01:03:07,376 Let innocence be destroyed. 862 01:03:07,409 --> 01:03:08,544 Ah. Huh? 863 01:03:08,577 --> 01:03:10,712 It will win every festival in Europe. 864 01:03:10,746 --> 01:03:12,648 Naturally. Ha ha ha. 865 01:03:14,015 --> 01:03:16,285 But who is going to play it? 866 01:03:19,755 --> 01:03:22,190 Where does one find innocence? 867 01:03:25,361 --> 01:03:28,597 Ah, there's no more innocence in this dolce vita. 868 01:03:28,630 --> 01:03:32,368 Just the sound of rat's feet and broken glass. 869 01:03:40,942 --> 01:03:42,544 That's it! 870 01:03:43,679 --> 01:03:44,980 She is innocence herself. 871 01:03:46,282 --> 01:03:48,884 Signal her at once. 872 01:03:48,917 --> 01:03:53,021 Tell her she has fallen under the talented far-out eye of Frederico Frandisi. 873 01:03:53,054 --> 01:03:54,290 Ha ha. 874 01:04:02,564 --> 01:04:03,865 Look, we're being signaled. 875 01:04:06,668 --> 01:04:08,937 If my Navy days serve me correctly... 876 01:04:10,972 --> 01:04:15,277 you've come under the talented far-out eye of Frederico Frandisi. 877 01:04:17,346 --> 01:04:19,981 He wants to make you an international symbol of innocence. 878 01:04:21,483 --> 01:04:23,585 And will you have dinner with him tonight? 879 01:04:23,619 --> 01:04:27,989 Oh, that's very sweet of him, but I haven't been very hungry lately. 880 01:04:29,791 --> 01:04:32,861 Do you think George has unmelted by now? 881 01:04:58,487 --> 01:05:01,957 Pauline! Pauline! Pauline! 882 01:05:01,990 --> 01:05:04,593 Pauline! Pauline! 883 01:05:06,495 --> 01:05:08,330 Pauline! 884 01:05:10,799 --> 01:05:14,002 Ah. Ah. Uh. Uh. 885 01:05:14,035 --> 01:05:15,837 Where am I? 886 01:05:15,871 --> 01:05:17,473 Huh! Who are you? 887 01:05:17,506 --> 01:05:19,975 I'm Ken Willie Sten Martin, sir. 888 01:05:20,008 --> 01:05:22,944 Formerly the British Army. 889 01:05:22,978 --> 01:05:26,582 I found you floating in a tank of ice off the coast of Brittany. 890 01:05:26,615 --> 01:05:28,350 I saved your life. 891 01:05:28,384 --> 01:05:30,686 Look, there's a cafe over there. 892 01:05:30,719 --> 01:05:33,789 Why don't we go and have a glass of Cinzano and talk it over? 893 01:05:33,822 --> 01:05:36,758 Yes? Rather thirsty actually. 894 01:05:41,763 --> 01:05:45,367 And so there was nothing to do but have myself frozen for 25 years. 895 01:05:46,968 --> 01:05:49,405 But what was I doing off the coast of Brittany? 896 01:05:49,438 --> 01:05:50,839 What were you doing there? Hm? 897 01:05:50,872 --> 01:05:53,509 Oh, well, I was on my way to Singapore. 898 01:05:53,542 --> 01:05:55,850 Saw you floating by, the captain wouldn't stop. 899 01:05:55,875 --> 01:05:57,001 Really, honestly. 900 01:05:57,026 --> 01:06:00,482 I just dived in and pushed you here. Nothing what else I could do. 901 01:06:00,516 --> 01:06:03,489 Dear sir, you deserve a reward, and you shall have it. 902 01:06:03,514 --> 01:06:04,786 I don't think so. Ah! 903 01:06:04,820 --> 01:06:06,622 A certified check. 904 01:06:06,655 --> 01:06:07,999 Any bank in the world will cash that. 905 01:06:08,023 --> 01:06:10,792 There you are. And thank you. 906 01:06:10,826 --> 01:06:13,462 Million dollar... A million dollars? 907 01:06:13,495 --> 01:06:15,564 What's my life worth? 908 01:06:15,597 --> 01:06:19,701 Great. Can I give you some advice? 909 01:06:19,735 --> 01:06:22,738 Please. Well, why don't you get frozen up again? 910 01:06:22,771 --> 01:06:26,675 I mean, if this girl is attractive as you say she is, then she's worth it, eh? 911 01:06:26,708 --> 01:06:29,845 I mean, why, the longer you wait, the older you'll get, eh? 912 01:06:29,878 --> 01:06:31,004 Well, I intent to. 913 01:06:31,393 --> 01:06:34,406 But first I'd like to call New York to see if there's any news of her. 914 01:06:37,018 --> 01:06:39,464 Well, I hate to ask, but would you mind lending me a few dollars? 915 01:06:39,488 --> 01:06:41,490 That million was all the change I had. 916 01:06:41,523 --> 01:06:43,625 I'm sorry, old chap, I never lend money. 917 01:06:47,228 --> 01:06:48,730 A wise policy. 918 01:06:54,870 --> 01:06:57,138 Oh, I'm, I'm sorry I can't pay it. 919 01:06:57,172 --> 01:07:00,809 You see, I just arrived in Saint-Tropez in a cake of ice, and I have no money. 920 01:07:00,842 --> 01:07:01,877 Ah! 921 01:07:14,384 --> 01:07:15,788 Either you are a nut, monsieur, 922 01:07:15,813 --> 01:07:18,093 in which case I take you at once to the insane asylum 923 01:07:18,126 --> 01:07:20,180 or you are an American deadbeat, 924 01:07:20,266 --> 01:07:22,731 in which case we will consult the proprietor... 925 01:07:22,764 --> 01:07:24,032 who is my cousin. 926 01:07:25,534 --> 01:07:26,735 Oh, of course. 927 01:07:33,675 --> 01:07:35,744 Rent one of our space vehicles. 928 01:07:35,777 --> 01:07:38,614 It's just impossible. B-b-but please hear me out. 929 01:07:38,647 --> 01:07:42,751 Look, I have a certified check here for one million dollars. 930 01:07:42,784 --> 01:07:45,621 Now, I'm perfectly willing to hand this over to you 931 01:07:45,654 --> 01:07:48,123 if you will only put this certain young lady and myself 932 01:07:48,156 --> 01:07:50,826 into orbit for four days. 933 01:07:50,859 --> 01:07:52,994 Th-that's all I ask. 934 01:07:53,028 --> 01:07:55,196 From the Kremlin, urgent. 935 01:08:19,154 --> 01:08:21,189 What are the young lady's measurements? 936 01:08:21,222 --> 01:08:24,626 Ah, 34-22-34, 5'3". 937 01:08:24,660 --> 01:08:27,663 So you can well understand why I'm so keen to orbit. 938 01:08:29,798 --> 01:08:33,669 Sit down, hmm? Here? 939 01:08:33,702 --> 01:08:35,170 Thank you. 940 01:08:35,203 --> 01:08:39,140 You see, apart from a short safari on the Zambezi River 941 01:08:39,174 --> 01:08:42,611 we've really, hardly ever been alone. 942 01:08:44,746 --> 01:08:48,850 On second thought, it can be arranged. Hm? 943 01:08:48,884 --> 01:08:51,152 There's a space vehicle leaving tomorrow morning. 944 01:08:51,186 --> 01:08:53,420 We'll fly you and the lady to Moscow tonight. 945 01:08:53,536 --> 01:08:54,623 Well, thank you, sir. 946 01:08:54,656 --> 01:08:55,791 Bless you. 947 01:08:57,659 --> 01:08:58,827 And the check? The what? 948 01:08:58,860 --> 01:09:00,962 Oh, yes, of course. Yes. 949 01:09:03,231 --> 01:09:04,900 Where do we find this young lady? 950 01:09:04,933 --> 01:09:06,334 The, the young lady? Oh, yes. 951 01:09:06,367 --> 01:09:08,970 Tonight she's having dinner at the Cafe Chez Amour. 952 01:09:09,004 --> 01:09:10,338 We take care of everything. 953 01:09:10,371 --> 01:09:12,674 Excuse me, this one is... 954 01:09:12,708 --> 01:09:15,343 Excuse me, but shouldn't we have tickets? 955 01:09:15,376 --> 01:09:18,079 Oh, what's with the tickets? Of course. 956 01:09:18,113 --> 01:09:20,949 We'll meet you outside the Chez Amour tonight. 957 01:09:20,982 --> 01:09:25,954 Have a Cinzano while you're waiting. Oh, thank you. Charming. 958 01:09:34,796 --> 01:09:37,866 Oh, hello. A-a Cinzano, please? 959 01:09:51,337 --> 01:09:53,782 Pardon, monsieur, uh, you are wanted on the telephone. 960 01:09:54,047 --> 01:09:55,270 Thank you very much. 961 01:09:55,295 --> 01:09:56,821 Excuse me, my dear. 962 01:09:58,787 --> 01:10:00,021 Who are you? 963 01:10:03,224 --> 01:10:08,063 Gosh. Secrets agents from Washington D.C., our nation's capital. 964 01:10:08,096 --> 01:10:10,165 We've been watching you for days. 965 01:10:10,198 --> 01:10:13,234 We need you to perform a valuable service behind the iron curtain. 966 01:10:13,268 --> 01:10:14,444 Oh, I'd be glad to, 967 01:10:14,549 --> 01:10:17,973 but I have to go back to New York and run the George Stedman empire. 968 01:10:18,006 --> 01:10:20,375 What flag flies over you? 969 01:10:20,408 --> 01:10:22,644 Stars and stripes. 970 01:10:22,678 --> 01:10:25,146 Gosh. That's better. 971 01:10:25,180 --> 01:10:27,282 The Moscow plane leaves at 12:30. 972 01:10:27,315 --> 01:10:30,919 We'll pick you up at precisely 12:01. We'll brief you on the way. 973 01:10:40,161 --> 01:10:42,163 They want me back at the hotel. 974 01:10:42,197 --> 01:10:46,434 Some mix-up over a beach umbrella. Shall we go? 975 01:10:46,467 --> 01:10:49,838 Oh, you go. Uh, I'll just stay here and listen to the music. 976 01:10:49,871 --> 01:10:52,841 Yes. Yes. Have a Shirley Temple. 977 01:10:52,874 --> 01:10:55,744 I'll be back as soon as I get this snafu straightened out. 978 01:10:56,978 --> 01:11:00,181 Beach umbrella. Beach umbrella. 979 01:11:07,455 --> 01:11:09,891 Miss, step into the kitchen. 980 01:11:27,208 --> 01:11:31,412 The, uh, boss says you can take five, in the alley. 981 01:11:40,273 --> 01:11:43,381 Gosh. You're both secret agents from Washington D.C., 982 01:11:43,406 --> 01:11:44,993 just like those other two Americans. 983 01:11:45,026 --> 01:11:46,194 They're not Americans, 984 01:11:46,219 --> 01:11:48,797 they're Marshall Malikowski and Colonel Nifer 985 01:11:48,830 --> 01:11:52,133 of the Russian Secret Police posing as diplomats. 986 01:11:52,167 --> 01:11:56,037 They're luring you to Moscow to take a walk in space. 987 01:11:56,071 --> 01:11:59,741 Why me? You fit the suit. 988 01:11:59,775 --> 01:12:02,377 Gosh, I'm glad you warned me. 989 01:12:02,410 --> 01:12:03,845 I won't go. 990 01:12:03,879 --> 01:12:05,981 Yes, you will, as a double agent for us. 991 01:12:06,014 --> 01:12:08,943 It'll save us million of dollars and thousands of lives. 992 01:12:09,287 --> 01:12:10,351 How? 993 01:12:10,740 --> 01:12:12,095 Once you're in outer space 994 01:12:12,120 --> 01:12:15,247 you can photograph the instrument panel in the capsule. 995 01:12:15,474 --> 01:12:19,060 Here's your camera. It'll fit in your left ear. 996 01:12:19,094 --> 01:12:22,430 Now, raise your right hand and repeat after me. 997 01:12:22,463 --> 01:12:25,300 "For flag and country... "For flag and country... 998 01:12:25,333 --> 01:12:27,502 "I promise to perform this dangerous mission... 999 01:12:27,535 --> 01:12:29,971 "I promise to perform this dangerous mission... 1000 01:12:30,005 --> 01:12:32,774 "Behind the iron curtain at risk of torture and death... 1001 01:12:32,808 --> 01:12:36,011 "Behind the iron curtain at risk of torture and death... 1002 01:12:36,044 --> 01:12:37,879 "I will go to my grave with the secret. 1003 01:12:37,913 --> 01:12:39,781 "I'll go to my grave with the secret. 1004 01:12:39,815 --> 01:12:42,183 So help me God." So help me God." 1005 01:12:42,217 --> 01:12:44,385 When we leave, go back to your table. 1006 01:13:09,010 --> 01:13:10,445 Pauline! George! 1007 01:13:18,253 --> 01:13:20,588 Oh, Pauline. When I thought you were... 1008 01:13:20,621 --> 01:13:22,290 And I thought you were... 1009 01:13:23,624 --> 01:13:26,828 Let's not talk about it now. No. 1010 01:13:26,862 --> 01:13:28,830 Later. Yes. 1011 01:13:28,864 --> 01:13:30,899 In the moonlight. 1012 01:13:30,932 --> 01:13:33,869 And in the morning. Venice. 1013 01:13:33,902 --> 01:13:35,904 Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. 1014 01:13:40,441 --> 01:13:42,310 I mean, no. 1015 01:13:42,343 --> 01:13:43,979 No? I mean... 1016 01:13:44,012 --> 01:13:45,580 Oh, I hope so. 1017 01:13:45,613 --> 01:13:47,115 Oh, George, hold me. 1018 01:13:57,192 --> 01:13:59,895 Oh, it's been a wonderful evening, George. 1019 01:13:59,928 --> 01:14:02,130 Just like at the Baskerville Foundling Home. 1020 01:14:02,163 --> 01:14:04,199 You washing, me drying. 1021 01:14:04,232 --> 01:14:06,634 We'll have a lifetime of wonderful evenings, Pauline. 1022 01:14:06,667 --> 01:14:08,937 We'll never be separated again. 1023 01:14:10,438 --> 01:14:12,607 What time is it? 1024 01:14:12,640 --> 01:14:15,243 A minute to 12:00. Why? 1025 01:14:15,276 --> 01:14:16,878 No reason. 1026 01:14:18,613 --> 01:14:21,082 Tell me again how it's going to be, please? 1027 01:14:23,018 --> 01:14:26,021 Well, we'll be married in Venice, 1028 01:14:26,054 --> 01:14:28,089 and we'll take the schooner on a long honeymoon 1029 01:14:28,123 --> 01:14:30,358 six times around the world. 1030 01:14:30,391 --> 01:14:33,028 And we'll settle down and raise a family. 1031 01:14:33,061 --> 01:14:35,330 Blondes, like you. 1032 01:14:35,363 --> 01:14:37,432 And they'll grow up and have more blondes like you. 1033 01:14:37,465 --> 01:14:39,000 And we'll visit them on Sundays. 1034 01:14:40,601 --> 01:14:44,906 Oh, George, no matter what happens, remember, 1035 01:14:44,940 --> 01:14:47,475 I'll always love you. 1036 01:14:47,508 --> 01:14:50,111 Pauline, you're trembling. 1037 01:14:50,145 --> 01:14:51,479 Oh, it's nothing. 1038 01:14:51,512 --> 01:14:54,615 Just these chilly Saint-Tropez nights. 1039 01:14:54,649 --> 01:14:56,651 We're finished here. 1040 01:14:56,684 --> 01:14:58,987 I'll get my coat and take you back to the hotel. 1041 01:15:02,723 --> 01:15:05,260 We're due at the airport. You have to hurry. 1042 01:15:22,343 --> 01:15:23,378 Hurry! 1043 01:15:34,455 --> 01:15:35,991 Pauline? 1044 01:15:45,666 --> 01:15:47,068 "No matter what?" 1045 01:15:48,436 --> 01:15:50,038 Anything else, monsieur? 1046 01:15:50,071 --> 01:15:52,073 Hmm? Ah, there you are. 1047 01:15:54,175 --> 01:15:56,577 Are we barely off for jolly old Moscow? 1048 01:15:56,611 --> 01:15:59,147 She is, you are not. What? 1049 01:15:59,180 --> 01:16:02,250 Oh! Oh! Ah! Oh! 1050 01:16:03,451 --> 01:16:05,320 Pauline! 1051 01:16:05,353 --> 01:16:06,621 Pauline! 1052 01:16:06,654 --> 01:16:08,689 Pauline? What about Pauline? Where is she? 1053 01:16:08,723 --> 01:16:12,060 Oh, I-I gave the Russian your million 1054 01:16:12,093 --> 01:16:16,164 to put us into orbit, now he's taken her off to Moscow. 1055 01:16:16,197 --> 01:16:18,766 You idiot! Oh! 1056 01:16:18,799 --> 01:16:20,535 Deadbeat. 1057 01:16:20,568 --> 01:16:23,171 Mr. Stedman, you're out of your ice. 1058 01:16:23,204 --> 01:16:25,706 I'm out of my mind. 1059 01:16:25,740 --> 01:16:28,009 Come on, we're off to Moscow. 1060 01:17:35,276 --> 01:17:38,413 I want Pauline reeled in and back on the ground, right now! 1061 01:17:38,446 --> 01:17:41,116 Or I'll break your economy, I'll smash the ruble. 1062 01:17:41,149 --> 01:17:43,484 Do you understand? I want her back here, now! 1063 01:17:43,518 --> 01:17:45,386 Impossible. 1064 01:17:45,420 --> 01:17:47,222 Yes, impossible. 1065 01:17:48,656 --> 01:17:51,692 Her partner cut her umbilical cord. 1066 01:17:51,726 --> 01:17:56,631 She's floating in space with all that capitalistic junk. 1067 01:17:56,664 --> 01:18:01,336 What? What does that mean? She will gradually lose altitude. 1068 01:18:01,369 --> 01:18:04,872 And burn up on re-entry. 1069 01:18:08,709 --> 01:18:10,678 Mr. Stedman? 1070 01:18:10,711 --> 01:18:14,349 Mr. Stedman? 1071 01:18:14,382 --> 01:18:15,859 They would've been married in Venice this morning. 1072 01:18:15,883 --> 01:18:17,785 I don't know what this has done to him. 1073 01:18:19,154 --> 01:18:21,222 Seems to be in a state of shock. 1074 01:18:21,256 --> 01:18:23,391 The solution is simple. 1075 01:18:23,424 --> 01:18:24,625 Brainwash him. 1076 01:18:26,227 --> 01:18:29,597 Remove her memory from his consciousness. 1077 01:18:29,630 --> 01:18:33,134 But where would I have this done? And by whom? 1078 01:18:33,168 --> 01:18:36,771 Take him to Dr. Gustav Blitz in West Berlin. 1079 01:18:36,804 --> 01:18:39,707 The neurological genius of Kurfurstendamm 1080 01:18:39,740 --> 01:18:42,577 on Monday, Wednesday and Friday. 1081 01:18:42,610 --> 01:18:46,547 On Tuesdays and Thursdays, he is in his office in East Berlin. 1082 01:18:48,749 --> 01:18:50,385 No, he'd never consent to it. 1083 01:18:50,418 --> 01:18:52,520 He'd rather live with his pain. 1084 01:18:52,553 --> 01:18:56,191 Dr. Blitz's methods are very subtle. 1085 01:18:56,224 --> 01:18:59,860 He wouldn't even know that his brain has been laundered. 1086 01:18:59,894 --> 01:19:03,664 Introduce him as a casual friend of yours. 1087 01:19:09,737 --> 01:19:11,239 Come, sir. 1088 01:19:13,808 --> 01:19:16,477 I'd like you to meet a casual friend of mine 1089 01:19:16,511 --> 01:19:19,947 who lives in West Berlin, well, any Monday, Wednesday or Friday. 1090 01:19:28,889 --> 01:19:30,491 Commissar... 1091 01:19:32,760 --> 01:19:34,562 What is this, Pushkin? 1092 01:19:34,595 --> 01:19:36,731 Our first in space. 1093 01:19:36,764 --> 01:19:38,899 A triumph for Mother Russia. 1094 01:19:38,933 --> 01:19:41,902 Pauline was snagged by a second capsule. 1095 01:19:41,936 --> 01:19:44,505 Landed in a suburb, and was rushed here 1096 01:19:44,539 --> 01:19:46,774 by a fast People's Republic 1097 01:19:46,807 --> 01:19:49,744 six-cylinder automobile. 1098 01:19:49,777 --> 01:19:51,679 Vodka for everyone! 1099 01:20:30,985 --> 01:20:33,888 I am a double agent for The United States. 1100 01:20:33,921 --> 01:20:36,491 Do you have the photograph? 1101 01:20:36,524 --> 01:20:38,426 How do I know you're a double agent? 1102 01:20:50,971 --> 01:20:53,007 No, no, no, no. Not here. 1103 01:20:55,009 --> 01:20:56,677 Now, where is the photograph? 1104 01:20:56,711 --> 01:20:58,746 It's in my left ear. 1105 01:21:00,748 --> 01:21:03,284 Lean your left ear towards me. 1106 01:21:13,961 --> 01:21:17,031 If I'm a heroine of the Soviet Republic 1107 01:21:17,064 --> 01:21:18,766 how do I get out of Russia? 1108 01:21:18,799 --> 01:21:21,402 Your escape from Moscow has been arranged. 1109 01:21:21,436 --> 01:21:24,605 Go to the corner of Draskovic and Milanvoscovich streets 1110 01:21:24,639 --> 01:21:26,474 where you will be contacted. 1111 01:21:26,507 --> 01:21:29,444 Draskovic and Milanvoscovich. 1112 01:21:29,477 --> 01:21:30,811 Check. 1113 01:21:30,845 --> 01:21:33,614 But how do I get over the Berlin Wall? 1114 01:21:33,655 --> 01:21:35,062 That's your problem. 1115 01:21:35,233 --> 01:21:36,992 After the parade, they plan to kill you 1116 01:21:37,017 --> 01:21:39,086 with injections of formaldehyde 1117 01:21:39,119 --> 01:21:43,524 and exhibit you in a glass coffin next to Lenin. 1118 01:21:43,558 --> 01:21:45,092 So hurry! 1119 01:22:23,864 --> 01:22:25,933 Is this the one? 1120 01:22:28,002 --> 01:22:30,571 Yeah, get the formaldehyde. 1121 01:22:54,895 --> 01:22:56,597 Well, how do you feel tonight, sir? 1122 01:22:56,631 --> 01:22:59,066 Still bothered by that little buzzing noise in your head? 1123 01:22:59,099 --> 01:23:02,603 Hm? Oh, it's down to a steady hum. 1124 01:23:02,637 --> 01:23:04,839 Listen to that, Thorpe. 1125 01:23:04,872 --> 01:23:08,476 Some poor devil trying to come in from the cold. 1126 01:23:45,245 --> 01:23:47,448 George. 1127 01:23:47,482 --> 01:23:49,684 Hello. Who are you? 1128 01:23:49,717 --> 01:23:51,619 I'm Pauline. 1129 01:23:51,652 --> 01:23:55,189 How do you do? Welcome to West Berlin and freedom. 1130 01:23:57,892 --> 01:24:02,830 I'm going back to the hotel, Thorpe. That hum is back to a buzz. 1131 01:24:08,869 --> 01:24:10,137 Why doesn't he know me? 1132 01:24:12,039 --> 01:24:14,742 He has just been brainwashed by Dr. Gustav Blitz, 1133 01:24:14,775 --> 01:24:18,479 the neurological genius of Kurfurstendamm. 1134 01:24:18,513 --> 01:24:21,015 All memory of you has been erased from his consciousness. 1135 01:24:22,550 --> 01:24:24,084 But why? 1136 01:24:24,118 --> 01:24:25,986 When we heard you'd burned up in re-entry 1137 01:24:26,020 --> 01:24:28,823 it seemed the kindest thing to do. 1138 01:24:28,856 --> 01:24:32,993 Oh, George. Is, is it permanent? 1139 01:24:33,027 --> 01:24:36,764 It had better be for his sake. There is one further complication. 1140 01:24:36,797 --> 01:24:40,668 When you were washed out of his brain so was his razor sharp business acumen. 1141 01:24:40,701 --> 01:24:43,771 His mind is clean, and so is his bank account. 1142 01:24:45,673 --> 01:24:49,043 I know. You take him to Switzerland 1143 01:24:49,076 --> 01:24:51,879 where they have strong psychological detergents 1144 01:24:51,912 --> 01:24:55,850 and I'll go to Venice and star in Freddy Frandisi's way-out movie. 1145 01:24:55,883 --> 01:24:58,619 I'll make a fortune for all of us. 1146 01:24:58,653 --> 01:25:01,556 Pauline, you are indeed one in a million. 1147 01:25:01,667 --> 01:25:04,190 Oh, gosh, no, George is the one in a million. 1148 01:25:04,424 --> 01:25:05,939 I'll see you in Venice. 1149 01:25:12,633 --> 01:25:17,171 Now, as a former federal judge, you can understand that, uh... 1150 01:25:17,204 --> 01:25:23,177 reversing a laundry job by Dr. Blitz is like a breaking the Japanese code, nien? 1151 01:25:25,279 --> 01:25:29,817 What we need is an image or a keyword, 1152 01:25:29,850 --> 01:25:34,254 something to trigger his subconscious memory, huh. 1153 01:25:34,288 --> 01:25:36,056 Ah, here we are. 1154 01:25:37,958 --> 01:25:41,228 Good morning, sir. Doorstep. 1155 01:25:41,261 --> 01:25:45,900 Baskerville Foundling Home, Zambezi River. 1156 01:25:45,933 --> 01:25:49,169 American TNT, Saint-Tropez? 1157 01:25:49,203 --> 01:25:51,305 Oh, stop, Thorpe. 1158 01:25:51,338 --> 01:25:54,108 If I ever knew a Pauline, I don't want to know her now. 1159 01:25:54,141 --> 01:25:57,211 I'm sick of this sanatorium. I'm checking out. 1160 01:25:57,244 --> 01:25:58,879 Some flowers, sir. 1161 01:26:02,883 --> 01:26:04,685 Daffodils. 1162 01:26:07,087 --> 01:26:08,122 Daffodils? 1163 01:26:09,624 --> 01:26:10,958 Daffodils! 1164 01:26:12,326 --> 01:26:16,063 And when I come back, they'll be in bloom. 1165 01:26:16,096 --> 01:26:20,735 And, and I came back. Yes. 1166 01:26:20,768 --> 01:26:22,837 And she was like a daffodil. 1167 01:26:22,870 --> 01:26:26,040 And she had bloomed, for me. 1168 01:26:26,073 --> 01:26:29,143 Where's Pauline, Thorpe? Ah-a! You see? 1169 01:26:29,176 --> 01:26:31,779 Excuse me, please. 1170 01:26:31,812 --> 01:26:36,150 She's in Venice, making a film under the talented far-out eye of Freddy Frandisi. 1171 01:26:39,428 --> 01:26:41,022 Well, wonderful, wonderful. 1172 01:26:41,047 --> 01:26:42,350 Now, the prince in this story... 1173 01:26:42,434 --> 01:26:43,654 Sit down, sweety. 1174 01:26:43,958 --> 01:26:46,360 Prince in this story is a Hamlet-like figure. 1175 01:26:46,393 --> 01:26:50,631 He is philosophical, brooding, full of self-doubt. 1176 01:26:50,665 --> 01:26:52,700 He represents the modern man today 1177 01:26:52,733 --> 01:26:58,372 who is torn between bestiary and innocence. 1178 01:26:58,405 --> 01:27:01,141 Gosh. Yes, gosh. 1179 01:27:01,175 --> 01:27:04,211 Now, in this scene, he must make the decision. 1180 01:27:04,244 --> 01:27:07,281 As you coming down the stairs, the prince, he unlocks the, uh... 1181 01:27:07,314 --> 01:27:08,949 Manacles. Handcuffs. 1182 01:27:08,983 --> 01:27:11,251 And you enter and unlock the gorilla cage, see? 1183 01:27:11,285 --> 01:27:14,054 And with your charm, you know, very nice, with your charm. 1184 01:27:14,088 --> 01:27:17,658 you invite him out to have dinner at that table. 1185 01:27:17,692 --> 01:27:19,093 But alas, alas! 1186 01:27:19,126 --> 01:27:23,263 Your beauty only arouses in him the raw, animal nature... 1187 01:27:25,099 --> 01:27:27,367 as it does mine. 1188 01:27:27,401 --> 01:27:30,004 He takes you in his arms, and he embraces you 1189 01:27:30,037 --> 01:27:31,682 and he wants to take you up to those stairs-- 1190 01:27:37,945 --> 01:27:39,814 A real gorilla! 1191 01:27:39,847 --> 01:27:42,850 He was as tame as a kitten until he saw you. 1192 01:27:42,883 --> 01:27:44,919 You afraid, huh? She's afraid. 1193 01:27:46,253 --> 01:27:48,856 Oh, no, there's nothing to be afraid. No. 1194 01:27:48,889 --> 01:27:51,759 Because the gorilla bedroom has two cages, see? 1195 01:27:51,792 --> 01:27:54,028 Now, when the gorilla goes inside, 1196 01:27:54,061 --> 01:27:57,932 the stuntman in gorilla costume, he goes inside, locks up. 1197 01:27:57,965 --> 01:28:01,702 Then the stuntman, he comes out when you call him. 1198 01:28:03,503 --> 01:28:08,275 You think I would endanger your precious life, huh? 1199 01:28:08,308 --> 01:28:11,912 You think so? 1200 01:28:11,946 --> 01:28:16,984 Thank you, but I think it only fair to tell you that I belong to George. 1201 01:28:18,753 --> 01:28:21,288 Check your costume with the wardrobe lady. 1202 01:28:21,321 --> 01:28:22,422 Yes, maestro. 1203 01:28:23,991 --> 01:28:29,063 But you didn't dig innocence, maestro. 1204 01:28:29,096 --> 01:28:32,733 That was before I fell in love. 1205 01:28:32,767 --> 01:28:36,303 I'm thinking of the new production now, an American classic. 1206 01:28:36,336 --> 01:28:38,238 "Rebecca Sunnybrook Farm." 1207 01:28:40,440 --> 01:28:43,010 I love her, I love her. 1208 01:28:48,048 --> 01:28:52,086 Mrs. Carruthers. Pauline. 1209 01:28:52,119 --> 01:28:53,320 What are you doing here? 1210 01:28:53,345 --> 01:28:55,756 Why aren't you at the George Stedman Foundling Home? 1211 01:28:55,790 --> 01:28:59,393 When George's mind went kablooey he had to close it. 1212 01:28:59,426 --> 01:29:03,998 So, I took this job as a way-out wardrobe woman. 1213 01:29:04,031 --> 01:29:07,401 Don't worry, Mrs. Carruthers, we'll open the foundling home again. 1214 01:29:07,434 --> 01:29:09,303 Just as soon as I make a fortune. 1215 01:29:09,336 --> 01:29:12,372 You are a dear, sweet girl, Pauline. 1216 01:29:12,406 --> 01:29:14,441 Frandisi is ready. 1217 01:29:14,474 --> 01:29:16,977 Excuse me, Mrs. Carruthers, I have to go into the gorilla's cage 1218 01:29:17,011 --> 01:29:18,879 and arouse his low animal nature. 1219 01:29:18,913 --> 01:29:21,782 Oh, no, Pauline, must you? 1220 01:29:21,816 --> 01:29:23,884 Yes, George needs the money. 1221 01:29:33,260 --> 01:29:34,795 Mr. Frandisi. Si. 1222 01:29:34,829 --> 01:29:36,296 My name is George Stedman. 1223 01:29:36,330 --> 01:29:38,265 I'm here to tell you that this movie is over. 1224 01:29:38,298 --> 01:29:41,101 George? Her George. Ha ha ha. 1225 01:29:41,135 --> 01:29:43,537 Get out, you square. Action, please. 1226 01:29:43,570 --> 01:29:46,140 Insults will not make me leave. Where is Pauline? 1227 01:29:46,173 --> 01:29:47,541 Shh. Quiet. 1228 01:29:49,309 --> 01:29:50,477 Mm-hmm. 1229 01:29:59,286 --> 01:30:03,390 Now, open the cage. 1230 01:30:03,423 --> 01:30:06,526 And we will see which is the stronger. 1231 01:30:06,560 --> 01:30:10,164 Sacred love or profane love. 1232 01:30:46,133 --> 01:30:48,402 Got it. We'll just lock... 1233 01:30:51,105 --> 01:30:54,408 Just a minute, I know you. 1234 01:30:54,441 --> 01:30:58,045 Yes. I shot you in the jungle outside Bazma. 1235 01:30:58,078 --> 01:31:00,881 White Pygmy country, yes? Ahh! 1236 01:31:00,915 --> 01:31:02,192 We're here for the same reason, aren't we? 1237 01:31:02,216 --> 01:31:05,019 You're after Pauline, aren't you? 1238 01:31:05,052 --> 01:31:07,521 You worked your way from Africa on a freighter. 1239 01:31:07,554 --> 01:31:10,557 And entered Mabel by Blue Train. 1240 01:31:10,590 --> 01:31:13,393 But you're not gonna get her, I'm gonna get her-- 1241 01:31:22,036 --> 01:31:24,171 Gorilla. 1242 01:31:24,204 --> 01:31:26,106 Gorilla. 1243 01:31:26,140 --> 01:31:27,908 Don't you like me, gorilla? 1244 01:31:30,010 --> 01:31:34,181 I won't hurt you, gorilla. Come on, don't be shy. 1245 01:31:40,387 --> 01:31:43,057 Wouldn't you like to come have some dinner, gorilla sweet? 1246 01:31:48,162 --> 01:31:49,596 Come on. 1247 01:32:08,615 --> 01:32:11,952 Cut! Magnificent. 1248 01:32:15,990 --> 01:32:18,292 He, he outfought me. 1249 01:32:21,295 --> 01:32:22,462 You fool! 1250 01:32:23,763 --> 01:32:25,399 Pauline. 1251 01:35:59,646 --> 01:36:02,382 Pauline, are you hurt? 1252 01:36:02,416 --> 01:36:05,519 Oh, George, we're together, and we're in Venice. 1253 01:36:07,287 --> 01:36:10,724 Innocence, I hate innocence. 1254 01:36:10,757 --> 01:36:13,293 Man should live by his hatred. 1255 01:36:13,327 --> 01:36:16,696 Totom, cancel "Rebecca Sunnybrook Farm." 1256 01:36:58,505 --> 01:37:00,240 The bells, the bells. 1257 01:37:00,274 --> 01:37:01,908 Oh, George, listen to the bells. 1258 01:37:01,941 --> 01:37:03,810 They're ringing for us. 1259 01:37:03,843 --> 01:37:05,645 And they will on this day every year 1260 01:37:05,679 --> 01:37:07,981 for as many years as there are stones in Venice. 1261 01:37:08,014 --> 01:37:09,516 Thorpe arranged it. 1262 01:37:15,389 --> 01:37:18,525 Oh the glory of it all. 1263 01:37:24,798 --> 01:37:27,301 * Where are you 1264 01:37:27,334 --> 01:37:30,737 * My pretty Pauline? 1265 01:37:30,770 --> 01:37:34,408 * I will search the world 1266 01:37:34,441 --> 01:37:36,410 * For Pauline 1267 01:37:36,443 --> 01:37:39,713 * By jet by steamboat 1268 01:37:39,746 --> 01:37:42,749 * By submarine 1269 01:37:42,782 --> 01:37:45,519 * Yes I do promise 1270 01:37:45,552 --> 01:37:48,922 * My pretty Pauline 1271 01:37:48,955 --> 01:37:52,592 * If you're in peril 1272 01:37:52,626 --> 01:37:56,496 * Try not to scream 1273 01:37:56,530 --> 01:37:59,899 * Hang on I'll save you 1274 01:37:59,933 --> 01:38:04,771 * My pretty Pauline